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My sister's term for the lolplaces we are going tonight. Just got searched entering peruvian dance club (left, going back later). Roller rink now meth central.

Liveblogging.

tehresa, Sunday, 28 December 2008 03:42 (fifteen years ago) link

On our way downtown. Sports bars and frat boys: not hard but they think they are!

tehresa, Sunday, 28 December 2008 03:45 (fifteen years ago) link

First two bars found: bad. Refuse to enter.

tehresa, Sunday, 28 December 2008 03:57 (fifteen years ago) link

bar names?

jergins, Sunday, 28 December 2008 04:03 (fifteen years ago) link

Encountered group of about 12 kids who looked maybe 18 who asked us if we knew of any bars around here. This does not bode well.

tehresa, Sunday, 28 December 2008 04:04 (fifteen years ago) link

Gspot, meat heads.

In search of 'club 221'

tehresa, Sunday, 28 December 2008 04:05 (fifteen years ago) link

tell what kind of music (if u make it past the velvet rope)

jergins, Sunday, 28 December 2008 04:08 (fifteen years ago) link

221 and blu both blew.

tehresa, Sunday, 28 December 2008 04:10 (fifteen years ago) link

Bouncer @ 221 was sad I didn't go in, tho!

tehresa, Sunday, 28 December 2008 04:12 (fifteen years ago) link

Some asshole just said 'hey wassup Jackie Chan?!, to my sister's Chinese friend. Wtf is wrong with this town? Now in sharkey's pub where they are playing CREEP.

tehresa, Sunday, 28 December 2008 04:15 (fifteen years ago) link

Now on: jt's classic seniorita.

No sauza, out of maker's' settling for jameson's.

Alert!!! They have karaoke!

tehresa, Sunday, 28 December 2008 04:21 (fifteen years ago) link

sing creep

jergins, Sunday, 28 December 2008 04:26 (fifteen years ago) link

Lol no one is doing karaoke!

We did also hear some sublime and the guy in the kitchen keeps standing in the doorway and staring at me creepily.

tehresa, Sunday, 28 December 2008 04:32 (fifteen years ago) link

reel him in, post about it here

jergins, Sunday, 28 December 2008 04:37 (fifteen years ago) link

do karaoke for fucks sake!!!!!!!!

Lingbert, Sunday, 28 December 2008 04:39 (fifteen years ago) link

'hey wassup Jackie Chan?!

how is that real

Lingbert, Sunday, 28 December 2008 04:39 (fifteen years ago) link

He is like 3 ft tall and I am wearing heeled boots!
XPost

Ayo wedding party just walked in!

tehresa, Sunday, 28 December 2008 04:43 (fifteen years ago) link

The thrill is gone. I am bored. Can not find server for closing of tab. They are playing 'sweet tea'. Takes me back to 8th grade!

tehresa, Sunday, 28 December 2008 04:56 (fifteen years ago) link

gah someone called my chinese friend jackie chan in columbus too :(((

harbl, Sunday, 28 December 2008 04:57 (fifteen years ago) link

when i was a little kid, my mum was out walking with me and i saw an asian guy and yelled out 'HEY MUM THERE'S A CHINESE MAN!' - something to do with some recent episode of sesame street about different ethnicities. the man was very upset, and angrily informed my mother that he was NOT chinese, but actually japanese.

smoove operator, Sunday, 28 December 2008 05:02 (fifteen years ago) link

In car, on way back to bongos, (peruvian dance club) where ladies promised more action after midnight.

tehresa, Sunday, 28 December 2008 05:06 (fifteen years ago) link

www.discotecabongos.com

tehresa, Sunday, 28 December 2008 05:41 (fifteen years ago) link

japanese always get pissed when they're called chinese, it's just their own racism lol

jergins, Sunday, 28 December 2008 05:42 (fifteen years ago) link

Note: do not wear wool sweaters dancing!!!

tehresa, Sunday, 28 December 2008 06:35 (fifteen years ago) link

All lil Wayne videos on TV what?

tehresa, Sunday, 28 December 2008 06:49 (fifteen years ago) link

suburban hard obv

jelky, Sunday, 28 December 2008 07:10 (fifteen years ago) link

i dreamy my sister's roommate was lil wayne . what does my dream mean?

― apleto (jergins), Saturday, December 27, 2008 8:55 AM

jelky, Sunday, 28 December 2008 07:10 (fifteen years ago) link

Competition! Sexiest girl wins $100!

Sister will not participate u_u

This competition is in Spanish and I don't understand most of it but I have some ideas.

tehresa, Sunday, 28 December 2008 07:44 (fifteen years ago) link

Ok we do not like competition bc it resulted in gross slutty girl taking pants off on the bar.

On the way home now.

tehresa, Sunday, 28 December 2008 07:53 (fifteen years ago) link

i am going to liveblog my signing off and going to bed

Lingbert, Sunday, 28 December 2008 07:55 (fifteen years ago) link

right now i am about to log off and go to bed.

Lingbert, Sunday, 28 December 2008 07:55 (fifteen years ago) link

or am i

Lingbert, Sunday, 28 December 2008 07:55 (fifteen years ago) link

i am

Lingbert, Sunday, 28 December 2008 07:55 (fifteen years ago) link

i or am

Lingbert, Sunday, 28 December 2008 07:56 (fifteen years ago) link

mai om ar

Lingbert, Sunday, 28 December 2008 07:56 (fifteen years ago) link

orai am ar aio

Lingbert, Sunday, 28 December 2008 07:56 (fifteen years ago) link

Correction: on the way to waffle house now.

tehresa, Sunday, 28 December 2008 07:57 (fifteen years ago) link

Btw this club is in a strip mall in the same space that used to be one of those places I went to sleepover birthday parties that had skiball and moon walks and stuff. I always thought it was kind of creepy.

tehresa, Sunday, 28 December 2008 07:59 (fifteen years ago) link

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Lingbert, Sunday, 28 December 2008 08:00 (fifteen years ago) link

Lingy,
Are you really??? Wow!!!

tehresa, Sunday, 28 December 2008 08:01 (fifteen years ago) link

at first the combinations of those words looked interesting, so i thought i would feed them into an anagram finder. doesn't look very interesting.

Lingbert, Sunday, 28 December 2008 08:01 (fifteen years ago) link

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Lingbert, Sunday, 28 December 2008 08:02 (fifteen years ago) link

enh

Lingbert, Sunday, 28 December 2008 08:02 (fifteen years ago) link

;_;

tehresa, Sunday, 28 December 2008 08:03 (fifteen years ago) link

I smell like gross club. I hate that people are allowed to smoke indoors here.

We can't find the waffle house.

tehresa, Sunday, 28 December 2008 08:04 (fifteen years ago) link

Nevermind! We found it!

tehresa, Sunday, 28 December 2008 08:05 (fifteen years ago) link

Close call!

tehresa, Sunday, 28 December 2008 08:06 (fifteen years ago) link

the repetition of the words doesn't look interesting, tehresa, is all i was getting at. you on the other hand, why any fella in the world would have to be blind and stupid to boot to think you aren't interesting! why, i wish you were going to the lingbert house instead of the waffle house

Lingbert, Sunday, 28 December 2008 08:08 (fifteen years ago) link

We can't find the waffle house.

― tehresa, Sunday, December 28, 2008 8:04 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink

Nevermind! We found it!

― tehresa, Sunday, December 28, 2008 8:05 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

audible sigh of relief over here!

Lingbert, Sunday, 28 December 2008 08:08 (fifteen years ago) link

i picked the musical selection that i will listen to while i fall asleep..................

it's this http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61N2BUgQz6L._SS500_.jpg

i'm going to post this then sign off and go to sleep............................

Lingbert, Sunday, 28 December 2008 08:17 (fifteen years ago) link

Oh lingy <3

This guy antony who I danced with told me I was a nice lady but he was not nice he was lecherous.

tehresa, Sunday, 28 December 2008 08:19 (fifteen years ago) link

Omg they did not like us at that waffle house. We got stared down all the way out the parking lot!

tehresa, Sunday, 28 December 2008 08:40 (fifteen years ago) link

Almost home! So much fog! I hope we make it!

tehresa, Sunday, 28 December 2008 08:49 (fifteen years ago) link

We made it!

<3 lajb, this is my drunk text to u <3

tehresa, Sunday, 28 December 2008 09:00 (fifteen years ago) link

aw<3

estela, Sunday, 28 December 2008 09:04 (fifteen years ago) link

not really hungover fwiw! just kinda tired.

tehresa, Sunday, 28 December 2008 17:12 (fifteen years ago) link

it took me awhile to fall asleep, but eventually i did.

Lingbert, Sunday, 28 December 2008 17:29 (fifteen years ago) link

Oh that's a relief! I was worried.

tehresa, Sunday, 28 December 2008 18:44 (fifteen years ago) link

three years pass...

These suburbs have gotten sad -- so hard and cold and empty. Everyone moved to the suburbs on the other side of town. Sister thought there was a liquor store but every storefront in the plaza had a "for lease" sign (don't worry, we found a store). It's weird here.

tehresa, Thursday, 22 November 2012 15:52 (eleven years ago) link

four years pass...

today i had drinks and dinner with my friend of 21 years at a "sportzaria"

toadstool might (tehresa), Tuesday, 27 December 2016 02:58 (seven years ago) link

not a suburb but kinda: we're anchored in the bay of norman island, which is kinda a suburb of vacationers in boats so

we took "the zodiac" to a "pirate bar" called "willie t's" where it was "spring break" and jërgins and "jërginssister" got in a "fight." but then they "made up" at a "beach bar" where we drank lots os "painkillers" and now we're back on "jërginfamily's" boat and we can hear fetty wap from "next door" and jërgins just gave me a drink of something he made called a "stormin' norman."

things got a little better over the last 10.

lxy, Tuesday, 27 December 2016 22:05 (seven years ago) link

oh, a sailor's life is (not) the life for thee!

estela, Tuesday, 27 December 2016 22:38 (seven years ago) link


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