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(December 2001) Sentenced for 3 July 2001 arrest. Fined $1,000, but fine was suspended. Ordered to stay out of all Wendy's restaurants in Fairfax County Virginia unless he intends to eat there.

― tehresa (tehresa), Friday, 1 September 2006 00:27 (seventeen years ago) link

New Samsung Breaks the 4G Barrier
source: slashdot
posted: 09/01/2006 09:51PM
eastbayted writes "Samsung shifted wireless networking into a higher gear yesterday, demonstrating for the first time in public the power of it WiBro (Wireless Broadband) 4G technology. The company had two 4G demonstrations. A mobile stunt entailed providing delegates on a specially designed bus with a live broadcast of the forum, Internet access, and video on demand, all simultaneously at speeds of 100Mbps. Inside the forum venue, Samsung showed off its 1Gbps 4G service with 32 HD channel broadcast downloads, Internet access, and video telephony. The downside for users craving that kind of speed: WiBro won't be out until 2010, though Sprint has a 4G WiMax service in the works for later this year. The downstream speeds will be 2Mbps to 4Mbps, which seem downright sluggish — compared to WiBro."

― lf (lfam), Friday, 1 September 2006 20:45 (seventeen years ago) link

WiBro

― lf (lfam), Friday, 1 September 2006 20:45 (seventeen years ago) link

When modern bros no longer need the wires

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Friday, 1 September 2006 21:46 (seventeen years ago) link

YEH ITS ALWAYS FUNNY WHEN U HAVE 2 EXPLANE TEH JOKE

― OTMBOT (OTMBOT), Sunday, 3 September 2006 23:31 (seventeen years ago) link

learn to spell bitch

― lf (lfam), Monday, 4 September 2006 03:29 (seventeen years ago) link

sigh

― Confounded (Confounded), Monday, 4 September 2006 11:29 (seventeen years ago) link

two months pass...

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b229/jasonium/jesus_merge.jpg

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Saturday, 25 November 2006 23:21 (seventeen years ago) link

heh heh

― trees (trees), Sunday, 26 November 2006 19:23 (seventeen years ago) link

nice one jesus!

― grbchv, Monday, 27 November 2006 04:03 (seventeen years ago) link

http://static.flickr.com/116/307321381_e23c0fbbcb.jpg?v=0
is that rly juice in yr box?

― tehresa (tehresa), Monday, 27 November 2006 04:13 (seventeen years ago) link

http://myspace-830.vo.llnwd.net/00213/03/89/213319830_l.jpg
just got a friend request from this lady.

― chaki (chaki), Monday, 27 November 2006 07:21 (seventeen years ago) link

gonna happen?

― grady (grady), Monday, 27 November 2006 09:14 (seventeen years ago) link

uh i think it is myspace goths creep on normal people week!

http://myspace-584.vo.llnwd.net/00484/48/52/484892584_l.jpg
Subject: No Subject
Body: whats ur aim yahoo or msn sn? we should meet up

― tehresa (tehresa), Monday, 27 November 2006 11:34 (seventeen years ago) link

Dear god.

― Norman Phay (Pashmina), Monday, 27 November 2006 11:36 (seventeen years ago) link

good.times.goth.virus.myspace
m.

― msp, Monday, 27 November 2006 13:41 (seventeen years ago) link

that blonde goth kid is prime to join a boy band in a few years.

― sunny successor (katarina), Monday, 27 November 2006 14:05 (seventeen years ago) link

TZA's pic = RINGU

― nklshs (nklshs), Monday, 27 November 2006 14:33 (seventeen years ago) link

what's the deal with the dude on the left in chaki's pic

either a) mesmerized by blonde kid's hair
or b) propped up weekend-at-bernie's style

also loving the "everything I need to know I learned in kindergarten" poster. that pic is quality.

― dmr, Monday, 27 November 2006 17:29 (seventeen years ago) link

good.times.goth.virus.myspace

new Gwen Stefani album?

― step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Monday, 27 November 2006 17:30 (seventeen years ago) link

dude on left = Michael Richards

― step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Monday, 27 November 2006 17:31 (seventeen years ago) link

O))) Wrinklepaws

-- fandango (...), November 27th, 2006

― jbr, Monday, 27 November 2006 23:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Track: Unsent
Artist: Alanis Morissette
Album: Supposed Former Infatuation Junkie

I love songs about loss and the road not traveled, and I love Alanis Morissette, so this track is right up my alley. This chick sings her guts out, but more than that, she’s an awesome, almost cinematic writer: you can practically “see” the story she’s singing. And, my God, you can certainly feel it: if you don’t identify with her regret in some small way when she belts out the line “What was wroooooong with meeeeeeee?” you’re a goddamned robot. This song feels like the woman stole pages out of a diary I forgot to keep, so personally do the lyrics punch me in my fat gut. We’ve all got a heartbreaking letter like this in us somewhere; mercifully, Ms. Morissette wrote it for us so we don’t have to self-examine too closely.

― jbr, Monday, 27 November 2006 23:04 (seventeen years ago) link

3. gurlfriend pls stop shoplifting cheese from wholefoods. it is scary and it's not like u need the money!!

-- vahid (vfoz...), November 29th, 2006. (vahid) (later) (link)

― tehresa (tehresa), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 00:46 (seventeen years ago) link

wholefoods has some seriously nice, overpriced cheeses though

― ian (orion), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 03:17 (seventeen years ago) link

i concur.

i could happily live out the remainder of my years on fancy cheeses, crackers, wine, and succulent meats. also fruit.

― grbchv! (gbx), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 03:18 (seventeen years ago) link

i just made this awesome lamb curry with a cheap cut of lamb (it exists, was on sale) but expensive cuts of lamb = more awesome. stealing lamb chops might be even funnier than stealing cheese. but i would rather steal other things, like electronics.

― impermanent rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 03:26 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm about to enjoy some crackers, friends' onion confit, and sharp quebec cheese.

IT'S PARTY TIME, DESTINATION: ME

― hank s1ockli (hanks1ockli), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 03:30 (seventeen years ago) link

oh man, onion confit

― impermanent rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 03:37 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm kind of afraid to start because i know i will never be able to stop

― hank s1ockli (hanks1ockli), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 03:51 (seventeen years ago) link

you will stop when the confit runs dry.

― ian (orion), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 03:55 (seventeen years ago) link

Ooohhhhh, someone brought an aged gouda to Thanksgiving dinner...so dry and sharp that it had to be chipped off, rather than sliced. I can't believe how much cheese I ate.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 03:57 (seventeen years ago) link

i haven't eaten cheese in months!
wait, except for some parmesan on some pasta at friends' house.
dry, sharp cheese holiday-season binge? with pear-vanilla-bourbon butter i bought on the weekend?
my only dillema is what cheese and what to put it on.
i am really so full of curry right now that i can't think about this though.

― impermanent rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 04:14 (seventeen years ago) link

I HAD SOME SORT OF CURRY-FLAVORED CHEESE AT THANKSGIVING

TOUCHED BY THE GHOST OF DR STRONGO

― grbchv! (gbx), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 04:15 (seventeen years ago) link

omg wow!

― tehresa (tehresa), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 04:16 (seventeen years ago) link

We ate the gouda with fig paste, on weirdly flakey little water crackers.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 04:17 (seventeen years ago) link

curry flavoured cheese??
fig paste??
crackers made of water??

― impermanent rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 04:24 (seventeen years ago) link

thanksgiving in november??

― impermanent rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 04:24 (seventeen years ago) link

THE WHOLE WORLD'S GONE CRAZY!

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 04:29 (seventeen years ago) link

snowing on the west coast??

― impermanent rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 04:33 (seventeen years ago) link

renaming a major montreal artery after a kinda dubious french-cdn politician??

― impermanent rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 04:34 (seventeen years ago) link

(but no joke, i am totally overwhelmed by the crazy world today)

― impermanent rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 04:36 (seventeen years ago) link

crushed fritos on a hot dog??

― impermanent rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 04:48 (seventeen years ago) link

with pear-vanilla-bourbon butter i bought on the weekend?

that was the other thing i was considering eating!

same friends! they make the nice stuff.

― hank s1ockli (hanks1ockli), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 04:49 (seventeen years ago) link

yes! i love the endless banquet people and was so happy to meet and talk with them this wkend. and buy and eat their genius food creations.
i think water crackers and brie/softcheese may be the way to go with this one.

― impermanent rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 05:03 (seventeen years ago) link

montreal seems pretty awesome, dudes

― grbchv! (gbx), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 05:12 (seventeen years ago) link

the best thing i had this weekend was when we were up at my brother-in-law's house and he cooked a goose and made the most amazing pate after cooking the liver seperately. and the goose was amazing too. truly carnivorous weekend all around. oh, and maria's sister made the mosr delicious garlic-y toast to spread the pate on. i never buy pate, but this was unbelievable.

― scott seward (121212), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 05:17 (seventeen years ago) link

oh wow, homemade pate on garlic toast sounds greate

(i am loving montreal right now even though the wind chill tried to freeze my face off while i was riding my bike through cross-town rush hour. yeah, it is a pretty awesome place.)

― impermanent rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 05:26 (seventeen years ago) link

you won't hardly have any arms and legs that haven't been blown off...

― forksclovetofu (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 06:19 (seventeen years ago) link

and more importantly: goat/chupacabra

― forksclovetofu (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 06:21 (seventeen years ago) link

i haven't eaten cheese in months!

This is incredible. I eat cheese probably every day, in some form.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 17:40 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.cpf.nfld.net/CPF%20Canadian.jpg

duh

― jw (ex machina), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 17:43 (seventeen years ago) link

come to quebec: knit caps, knit sweaters, full teeth

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 17:50 (seventeen years ago) link

LOL @ english first

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 17:56 (seventeen years ago) link

I'd hit it.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 18:16 (seventeen years ago) link

i so wish i'd done french immersion

re: cheese - am phase eater - cheese has not been in phase for a while - also, i think i'm sensitive to it, delayed inflamatory response?

that chupacabra thing is fucking weir-ed

― impermanent rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Thursday, 30 November 2006 05:11 (seventeen years ago) link

limited edition of Fizheuer Zieheuer w/ new cover art released

― creme, Thursday, 30 November 2006 18:13 (seventeen years ago) link

http://i12.tinypic.com/42ia1r7.gif

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Thursday, 30 November 2006 18:19 (seventeen years ago) link

i think i'm sensitive to it

most people are, really. dairy is hard to digest. that didn't stop me from going on a mini-bender this week, though. we got the most amazing shropshire blue (guy at store said s.b. and stilton are "beautiful" right now, although i didn't think cheese had seasons) and another called gubbeen that's super-strong and pungeant and kinda like a cross between aged fontina and morbier, and i've been taking full advantage.

― Lauren (lauren), Thursday, 30 November 2006 18:23 (seventeen years ago) link

LOL @ Kramer gif, he goes a little further every time.

― drunk Friendster massage (nklshs), Thursday, 30 November 2006 18:39 (seventeen years ago) link

He pushes the envelope.

― PPlains (PPlains), Thursday, 30 November 2006 19:39 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.nndb.com/people/543/000022477/hulk-pastamania-sm.jpg

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Thursday, 30 November 2006 20:43 (seventeen years ago) link

laurel, your cheese post reads like some kind of academic jargon. cheese jargon. and 'jargon' actually sounds like it could be a cheese.
i still don't feel like eating cheese though. butter, however, yes.

― impermanent rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Thursday, 30 November 2006 21:07 (seventeen years ago) link

;_______;

― Not Lauren (Laurel), Thursday, 30 November 2006 21:15 (seventeen years ago) link

man, robyn. you've really done it now.

― Lauren (lauren), Thursday, 30 November 2006 21:24 (seventeen years ago) link

Why the long face, Laurel?

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Thursday, 30 November 2006 21:29 (seventeen years ago) link

not eating cheese is pretty sad
i did eat some awesome hummus and baba ganoush though! they made it with "sweet lemons"! sweet lemons?? yes, sweet lemons!

― impermanent rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Thursday, 30 November 2006 21:38 (seventeen years ago) link

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e66/LimitedLiabilityGirl/DinoCry.jpg

XP: were they Meyer lemons? I still haven't tried/done anything with those.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 30 November 2006 21:42 (seventeen years ago) link

meyer lemons with a dusting of confectioners sugar are A DELIGHT!

i miss having a corner produce market.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 30 November 2006 21:47 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/2664/kkkramerdi8.gif

― jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 30 November 2006 22:03 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1wj1rKgKG0

― step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, 30 November 2006 22:11 (seventeen years ago) link

(xp) ehh, he looks like cobra commander there. maybe put jesse jackson's head on him?

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Thursday, 30 November 2006 22:17 (seventeen years ago) link

co-bra LALALALALA co-bra LALALALALA co-bra LALALALALA co-bra LALALALA

― drunk Friendster massage (nklshs), Thursday, 30 November 2006 22:33 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't get 99.999999999% of fe zaffe's posts witout having to search wikipedia for a microhouse artist

― blastocsyt (blastocyst), Thursday, 30 November 2006 22:44 (seventeen years ago) link

cobro commander was awesome

― deep space nine (deep space nine), Thursday, 30 November 2006 23:20 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/2846/mcmahonamaniazt7.gif

-- Dom Passantino (juror...), November 30th, 2006. (DomPassantino)

― amon (amon), Saturday, 2 December 2006 02:23 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.tonsoguns.com/holler/bapes.gif

― blastocsyt (blastocyst), Saturday, 2 December 2006 20:22 (seventeen years ago) link

My Self-Summary

I AM A DANCER AND PROMO GIRL, JUS ENJOYING LIFE TRYING HARD TO STAY FIT. LOOKING FOR A SOUL MATE TO LOOK AFTER ME I CAN BE A LITTLE CLUELESS BUT VERY LOVING. X
What I'm Doing With My Life

PARTYING VERY HARD !!! TRAVELLING BUT I LOVE HOME.
I'm Really Good At

NOT ANSWERING IM `S FROM UGLY BOYS!!!!!!!!!!
The First Thing(s) People Usually Notice About Me

I AM QUITE ATTRACTIVE I GUESS.
The SIX Things I Could Never Do Without

LOVE ,ROMANCE, HOPE, PLEASURE, MY LOTUS SPORTS CAR,MONEY
On a Typical Friday Night I Am

DANCING, WORKING MY ASS OFF
The Most Private Thing I'm Willing to Admit Here Is

I NEED TO BE LOVED. I WOULD RATHER TALK TO SEXY GIRLS THAN FAT OLD MEN!!!!
You should message me if:

YOU GET LOST OR ARE VRY FIT ( YOU KNOW WHO U ARE )X . DO NOT IM ME TO SAY HI TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF ENLIGHTEN ME. UNLESS U ARE FEMALE AS I WILL ALWAYS TALK TO FEMALES. X IF U ARE OVER 30 ALSO DO NOT CONTACT ME U SHOULD BE MARRIED BY NOW AND MUST HAVE SERIOUS PROBLEMS IF U ARE STILL SINGLE. X

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Saturday, 2 December 2006 21:39 (seventeen years ago) link

first time i heard him say "brains like teri" i thought he meant teri schiavo and it was the ultimate diss. then i realized he was talking about teri hatcher and i was sort of bummed.

-- vahid (vfoz...), December 2nd, 2006.

OMG U R MY SOULMATE

-- Rodney Von Bushwickin The Barbarian Mother-Funky Stay High Dollar Billster (rodneyjgreen...), December 2nd, 2006.

The fuck?

-- Rodney Von Bushwickin The Barbarian Mother-Funky Stay High Dollar Billster (rodneyjgreen...), December 2nd, 2006.

That was not supposed to go into this thread.

-- Rodney Von Bushwickin The Barbarian Mother-Funky Stay High Dollar Billster (rodneyjgreen...), December 2nd, 2006.

lol u <3 vahid

-- amon (vv...), December 2nd, 2006.

― vahid (vahid), Saturday, 2 December 2006 21:43 (seventeen years ago) link

that should be

lol u 3 vahid

-- amon (vv...), December 2nd, 2006.

― vahid (vahid), Saturday, 2 December 2006 21:43 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.phonetrace.org/index.php

― blastocsyt (blastocyst), Saturday, 2 December 2006 23:19 (seventeen years ago) link

hahaha

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Sunday, 3 December 2006 00:29 (seventeen years ago) link

oh dear.

― forksclovetofu (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 3 December 2006 23:07 (seventeen years ago) link

― blastocsyt (blastocyst), Sunday, 3 December 2006 23:29 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, that was pretty funny

― grbchv! (gbx), Monday, 4 December 2006 00:07 (seventeen years ago) link

the weird thing is that it actually works

― hank s1ockli (hanks1ockli), Monday, 4 December 2006 00:27 (seventeen years ago) link

MOUTH~FULL~OF~MUPPETS

― friday (lfam), Monday, 4 December 2006 03:23 (seventeen years ago) link

U MAD!

― jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 07:16 (seventeen years ago) link

ARGH I CAN'T FIND A RELEVANT PLACE TO PUT THIS ...
http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1162258768559.b.jpg

― blastocsyt (blastocyst), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 07:24 (seventeen years ago) link

J: what would four tampons say if you bought them beers ?
me: ?
J: they wouldn't say anything...
...they're stuck up cunts.

― bb (bbia), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 19:52 (seventeen years ago) link

― John Justen wants to hit you in the head with a pipewrench. (John Justen), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 23:03 (seventeen years ago) link

if that pic is unedited then it's the saddest cat i've ever seen

― blastocsyt (blastocyst), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 23:14 (seventeen years ago) link

The 100 "Things that happened to/with/on ILX in 2006" countdown thread!

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Thursday, 7 December 2006 20:09 (seventeen years ago) link

from the Really Bad Web Design thread on ile

www.rans.org.uk

― dmr (dmr), Thursday, 7 December 2006 21:09 (seventeen years ago) link

"The gangsta Monster has arrived"

-- Andy_K (boompingpin...), December 7th, 2006.

― haitch (not haitch) (haitch), Friday, 8 December 2006 02:57 (seventeen years ago) link

http://static.flickr.com/114/308967169_95137222fe.jpg

― blastocsyt (blastocyst), Friday, 8 December 2006 12:39 (seventeen years ago) link

looks like the cast of 'now & then' drank from the wrong grail

― and what (ooo), Friday, 8 December 2006 18:53 (seventeen years ago) link

"YOU CHOSE.... POORLY"

― and what (ooo), Friday, 8 December 2006 18:54 (seventeen years ago) link

u guys can't deny u want to get up in them guts though

― blastocsyt (blastocyst), Friday, 8 December 2006 18:55 (seventeen years ago) link

lots of guts to get up in

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Friday, 8 December 2006 18:58 (seventeen years ago) link

The Coup - Pick a Bigger Weapon
5th Ward Weebie - Ghetto Platinum
Juvenile ft. DJ Jimi - Playaz of da Game
Luniz - Operation Stackola
Mac Dre - Best of Mac Dre, Vol. 3
Z-Ro - Let the Truth Be Told

Comps:
Before There was Crunk (Splack Pack, Clay D)
Dirty South - Tha Beginning (Three 6, Trick Daddy, Magic Mike)
Spread Yo' Hustle (Mac Dre, RBL Posse)

for $18

-- Confounded (confoundsk...) (webmail), December 8th, 2006 5:40 PM. (Confounded) (link)

Dammit I hadn't seen that Z-Ro album and it was on my list :(

-- Alex in SF (clobberthesauru...) (webmail), December 8th, 2006 5:40 PM. (Alex in SF) (link)

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Friday, 8 December 2006 19:00 (seventeen years ago) link

that 5th ward weebie can regularly be found in every dollar store south of the mason-dixon, along with every other release on that label kane & abel started after they left no limit

― and what (ooo), Friday, 8 December 2006 19:15 (seventeen years ago) link

dont really get why thats funny tho

― and what (ooo), Friday, 8 December 2006 19:16 (seventeen years ago) link

it is funny for people like me who don't have lists with Z-Ro on them

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Friday, 8 December 2006 19:25 (seventeen years ago) link

rap be funny

― strongo, Friday, 8 December 2006 19:35 (seventeen years ago) link

dammit

― strongo, Friday, 8 December 2006 19:36 (seventeen years ago) link

the dreaded wigga tag strikes again

― strongo, Friday, 8 December 2006 19:36 (seventeen years ago) link

LOL... SONGS

― and what (ooo), Friday, 8 December 2006 19:47 (seventeen years ago) link

cheer up guys, it's friday

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Friday, 8 December 2006 19:53 (seventeen years ago) link

maybe in your dimension...
http://interactive.usc.edu/members/yuechuan/archives/sense%20of%20third%20dimension%2002.jpg

― blastocsyt (blastocyst), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:06 (seventeen years ago) link

H@LY SH!T if I cross my eyes a bit a can just make out a 2-dimensional blob!!!!!!!

― sexyDancer (sexyDancer), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:15 (seventeen years ago) link

HALY SHIT

― blastocsyt (blastocyst), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:28 (seventeen years ago) link

It's a bunny!

― forksclovetofu (forksclovetofu), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:53 (seventeen years ago) link

u guys can't deny u want to get up in them guts though

"gunts"

― chaki (chaki), Friday, 8 December 2006 21:02 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gtd0SQJ989o

― latebloomer's ice rink of martyrdom (clonefeed), Friday, 8 December 2006 21:50 (seventeen years ago) link

funny.) kid giving orders for a computer strategy games to a friend/little sibling/mom over the phone.

"ok, yeah, now call up 30 goblins and set them marching. no, don't worry about the orcs, we're saving them. alright, mercernaries on the flank....it means attack on the side. save right now, jesus."

― grbchv! (gbx), Friday, 8 December 2006 22:17 (seventeen years ago) link

wow, not only giving orders but giving orders to the king of all men. or perhaps a hispanic friend.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 8 December 2006 22:19 (seventeen years ago) link

ha. i can't stop roffling at otto.

― jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 8 December 2006 23:32 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, so this is one of the shirts my company has made for TEH URBAN MARKET:

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000J0EYAS.01-A2R4SCANOI86JB._SS400_SCLZZZZZZZ_V40340416_.jpg

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000J0EYAS.01-A2R4SCANOI86JB.PT01._SS400_SCLZZZZZZZ_V40340416_.jpg

i told you it was embarrassing...

-- elmo albatross (elmo.oxyge...), December 8th, 2006. (allocryptic) (later)

those are some ambitious skulls.

-- M@tt He1ges0n (matt@[remove]gameinformer.com), December 8th, 2006. (Matt Helgeson)

― amon (amon), Saturday, 9 December 2006 07:59 (seventeen years ago) link

http://static.flickr.com/137/317701343_e496a6da5e_o.jpg

― Venom 18, the autistic spy (flezaffe), Saturday, 9 December 2006 12:09 (seventeen years ago) link

― amon (amon), Saturday, 9 December 2006 16:07 (seventeen years ago) link

is that the chick from CSS and Jarvis Cocker?

shasta would be so jelous

― jaxon (jaxon), Saturday, 9 December 2006 20:19 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm voting for adding My little pony vid to the FAQ

― forksclovetofu (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 9 December 2006 23:21 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.ejeet.net/image/bro1.jpg

― blastocsyt (blastocyst), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 00:27 (seventeen years ago) link

he has a myspace page-unfortunately, he is a real person

-- this is cutty (holle...), December 12th, 2006 5:57 PM. (mcutt) (later)

bad lawyer

-- cousin larry bundgee (bge...), December 12th, 2006 5:59 PM. (bundgee) (later)

― ian (orion), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 18:03 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.theinternetband.net/index.html

― obi strip (sanskrit), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 21:03 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.spermcube.org/images/visuel2.jpg

― step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 22:18 (seventeen years ago) link

haha I thought that was a Wii remote

― Dragons (per the previous FAQ answer) (nklshs), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 22:21 (seventeen years ago) link

what so they just dump it into a big tub of cum

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 22:24 (seventeen years ago) link

i thought it was a wiimote too for a second!!!

― hank s1ockli (hanks1ockli), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 22:28 (seventeen years ago) link

what so they just dump it into a big tub of cum

then they dump it all on France's coach if they win the World Cup.

― obi strip (sanskrit), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 23:04 (seventeen years ago) link

http://xkcd.com/verizon/verizon.jpg

― grbchv! (gbx), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 03:33 (seventeen years ago) link

yes, but what does it simplify to?

― ian (orion), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 03:41 (seventeen years ago) link

oh how i roffled:

The Marissas were created by ILX.
They evolved.
They rebelled.
There are many copies.
And they have a plan.

-- Marmot (marmotwolo...), December 6th, 2006.

― forksclovetofu (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 03:48 (seventeen years ago) link

yes, but what does it simplify to?

.002 - 1 + ((1/2) / (1 - (1/2)))

a.k.a $0.002.

― step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 05:30 (seventeen years ago) link

PRANKSTERS drew a willy on the roof of a top school that was so large it could be spotted from SPACE. But it went unnoticed until it was seen on Google Earth.

― v (sleep), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 16:17 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.idolator.com/assets/resources/2006/12/gnr.jpg

― j.m. goatse (get bent), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 18:50 (seventeen years ago) link

that guy.

― PPlains (PPlains), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 18:55 (seventeen years ago) link

I thought it was RDJ

― jw (ex machina), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 19:23 (seventeen years ago) link

hahaha

― latebloomer's mayan name is tapir ballz (clonefeed), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 19:26 (seventeen years ago) link

om that check, heroic.

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 19:29 (seventeen years ago) link

there was one i saw in college (called HARVELL.mov, i shit you not) that involved a shaken bottle of champagne and a chick's butthole and some guy.....drinking. i could never watch more than 10 seconds of it, but my buddy J___, who is still a virgin (!!!), would always watch, captivated, like a cat at the window
-- grbchv! (reduhnekkisssss...), December 13th, 2006 11:01 PM. (gbx)

― Dragons (per the previous FAQ answer) (nklshs), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 23:06 (seventeen years ago) link

http://themot.org/gallery/d/61522-1/GarfieldJacobsLadder.gif

― amon (amon), Thursday, 14 December 2006 02:57 (seventeen years ago) link

http://themot.org/gallery/d/9251-1/garfsand.png

― amon (amon), Thursday, 14 December 2006 03:00 (seventeen years ago) link

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h271/stckhlmcnd/jd.jpg?t=1166068396

― j.m. goatse (get bent), Thursday, 14 December 2006 03:55 (seventeen years ago) link

he's right

― this is cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 14 December 2006 03:57 (seventeen years ago) link

I think I've got a "HATE" comic book that says the same thing.

The "Garfield" lol

― PPlains (PPlains), Thursday, 14 December 2006 05:00 (seventeen years ago) link

idiots on the public school thread who think im a blonde chick who listens to denny lethargy

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 14 December 2006 05:16 (seventeen years ago) link

nice varicose veins stockings

― sunny successor (katarina), Thursday, 14 December 2006 08:17 (seventeen years ago) link

someone just called me and ranted in hebrew for over a minute without stopping, occasionally switching to english to say it's just not something you discuss. finally she's all hello? so what do you think?

i tried to get her to tell me what she was talking abt, but no go.

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Thursday, 14 December 2006 16:03 (seventeen years ago) link

That picture is everything I hate about the lingerie industry and its boring, fucked-up "romantic" ideals.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 14 December 2006 16:05 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't think that picture is meant to look romantic; I mean I'm pretty certain that's a dude pretending to be Sherilyn Fenn, for starters.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 14 December 2006 17:02 (seventeen years ago) link

it's janice dickinson

― j.m. goatse (get bent), Thursday, 14 December 2006 17:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Yes, I know.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 14 December 2006 17:10 (seventeen years ago) link

i would

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Thursday, 14 December 2006 17:12 (seventeen years ago) link

She's a real charmer.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 14 December 2006 17:14 (seventeen years ago) link

i wouldn't and i'm in a sub-saharan class drought right now.

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Thursday, 14 December 2006 17:17 (seventeen years ago) link

i have anger issues

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Thursday, 14 December 2006 17:18 (seventeen years ago) link

i wouldn't but i would still let her boss me around

― j.m. goatse (get bent), Thursday, 14 December 2006 18:00 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/WilliamCrump63/Lovecrafty.jpg

― urghonomic (gcannon), Friday, 15 December 2006 15:49 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img314.imageshack.us/img314/2901/rednecktimeoutkd8.jpg

― grbchv! (gbx), Friday, 15 December 2006 17:18 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.twbookmark.com//images/59/26294.jpg

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 15 December 2006 17:19 (seventeen years ago) link

call dcyf

― elmo albatross (allocryptic), Friday, 15 December 2006 17:21 (seventeen years ago) link

yes, you do

― grbchv! (gbx), Friday, 15 December 2006 17:22 (seventeen years ago) link

cool how she still reaches for cloth monkey mother

― obi strip (sanskrit), Friday, 15 December 2006 17:23 (seventeen years ago) link

http://star.pst.qub.ac.uk/~pf/htdocs/downloads/pics/fun_ducttape.jpg

note exposed crotchal area

― elmo albatross (allocryptic), Friday, 15 December 2006 17:25 (seventeen years ago) link

she doesn't look hung over

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Friday, 15 December 2006 17:52 (seventeen years ago) link

omg that baby img name = rednecktimeoutkd8.jpg

― jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 15 December 2006 19:35 (seventeen years ago) link

that's a little high for a crotch

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Friday, 15 December 2006 19:37 (seventeen years ago) link

ihttp://www.alienscollection.com/laststand.jpg

― latebloomer's mayan name is tapir ballz (clonefeed), Friday, 15 December 2006 20:06 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.avpgalaxy.net/gallery/albums/movies/aliens/normal_dvdcap23.jpg

― latebloomer's mayan name is tapir ballz (clonefeed), Friday, 15 December 2006 20:10 (seventeen years ago) link

I think it's a snack bag

― sexyDancer (sexyDancer), Friday, 15 December 2006 20:12 (seventeen years ago) link

Dear Friend,

I did not forget your past efforts in trying to help me. Now I want to tell you that i have suceeded in getting the funds transferred under the cooperation of a new partner from Chile.
Contact my secretary in Cotonou Republic du Benin because I have left the instruction WITH her on your behalf and instruct her where to send the $1,200,000.00.This is 10 percent of the $12,000,000.00. She will send the money to you without any significant delay as your compensation for your effort and assistance.

Her name is Miss Lydia Salong
Email:lydia_salong1@yahoo.fr
Phone:+229-9723 8509.

You Should let her have your direct phone number and house address for easy communication and delivery.

Regards,

Charles

― j.m. goatse (get bent), Saturday, 16 December 2006 16:38 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v215/lynskey/timeperson2.gif

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Sunday, 17 December 2006 20:19 (seventeen years ago) link

i read time at work occasionally. it is filled with factaloids. or mcfactanuggets. or tidfactbits.

-- scott seward (skotro...), December 17th, 2006. (121212) (later) (link)

― tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 17 December 2006 21:04 (seventeen years ago) link

factenders

― latebloomer's mayan name is tapir ballz (clonefeed), Sunday, 17 December 2006 21:40 (seventeen years ago) link

me: you'd think that'd mean it'd be easy. but i've wanted to fuck an asian girl since middle school and it's never happened.

You were joking here, right?

-- nathalie (wotwotwo...), December 18th, 2006.

i think you're the only one who caught onto that. thanks.

-- hm (mi...), December 18th, 2006 9:48 PM. (later)

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

you were not fucking joking, you were caught by the RIAA, you have a belly button ring, you've wanted to fuck an asian girl since middle school and it's never happened
-- this is cutty (holle...), December 18th, 2006 10:12 PM. (later)

― bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Monday, 18 December 2006 22:17 (seventeen years ago) link

cinema wunderkind Steven Spielberg is 60 today

gear and deanie... love you guys.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 03:16 (seventeen years ago) link

smile

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 03:31 (seventeen years ago) link

http://top10virals.com/viralvideos/game-show-mishap.html

― jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 04:08 (seventeen years ago) link

mickey thinks that asian girls have sideways vaginas

-- this is cutty (holle...), December 19th, 2006. (later)

― jergins (jergins), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 04:46 (seventeen years ago) link

where is that from?

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 04:47 (seventeen years ago) link

same thread.. i just zinged him in the office (dunder mifflin) thread too for good measure

― this is cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 04:53 (seventeen years ago) link

got it. poor lil duder.

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 05:05 (seventeen years ago) link

No egg roll for him, alas.

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 05:22 (seventeen years ago) link

i banned him days ago for good measure

― amon (amon), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 05:34 (seventeen years ago) link

You're just pushing him back towards illegal downloading, you know.

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 05:53 (seventeen years ago) link

you can download internet friends?

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 05:55 (seventeen years ago) link

okay so who wants the results?
-- violent j (jharvel...), Today. (sandboxhulkington) (link)

haha psyche
-- violent j (jharvel...), Today. (sandboxhulkington) (link)

after all, i resisted the urge to sell the pitchfork results to idolator
-- violent j (jharvel...), Today. (sandboxhulkington) (link)

oops
-- violent j (jharvel...), Today. (sandboxhulkington) (link)

― friday on the porch (lfam), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 06:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Best to check out, but for what it's worth (uh, pretty much nothing, I suppose!), I broke through all the time when I was on continuous normal dose pillage, and it's my understanding that low-dose pillage can be even more problematic in this regard.

Also: you can ask your pharmacist (or go to company website) for the actual product label, which they never give you unless you ask for it. The data in the label is gone over with a fine-tooth comb by the FDA, so if you can get through the excessive verbage it is a highly reliable source of side effect and drug interaction info.

-- quincie (quinci...), December 15th, 2006.

I'd love to get a count of how many non-ladies are clicking on this thread, btw.

-- quincie (quinci...), December 15th, 2006.

this is all going to be on the noise board before nightfall

-- j.m. goatse (jb...), December 15th, 2006.

― MAP (mattp), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 08:53 (seventeen years ago) link

'miami vice'
'le samourai'
'casino royale'
-- bohren un der club of gear (speeeed.to.roa...), December 19th, 2006.

-----------

Man, watch Kiss Me Deadly and get some estrogen into your system why don't you.
-- Eric H. (ephende...), December 19th, 2006.

― Dr M (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 14:20 (seventeen years ago) link

what thread is that from? And what does he mean by that?

― dan selzer (dan selzer), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 15:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Cahiers, and presumably that gear watches shootemups to get butch

― Dr M (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 15:37 (seventeen years ago) link

but why watch a masculine movie and get estrogen in your system? I don't get it.

― dan selzer (dan selzer), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 15:39 (seventeen years ago) link

while still masc it is less so than 3 he listed, or that is the premise (cmon Dan, you can do the math)

― Dr M (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 15:55 (seventeen years ago) link

It's Le Samourai that throws me...while it's some sort of stylish french version of a masculine ideal, it's hardly as macho as Mike Hammer in Kiss Me Deadly! I'd say Le Samourai is a pretty feminine gangster film.

― dan selzer (dan selzer), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 15:57 (seventeen years ago) link

It's funny cuz it's not really true (SURRENDERS)

― Dr M (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 16:03 (seventeen years ago) link

ah. totally didn't pick up on that.

― dan selzer (dan selzer), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 16:14 (seventeen years ago) link

i suggest we replace islamophobe with 'misallahgynist'

-- and what (an...), December 19th, 2006 7:56 PM. (ooo) (later)

― v (sleep), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 20:35 (seventeen years ago) link

http://members.aol.com/trainofam/Gordon.html

― The Many Faces of Gordon Jump (Leon), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 20:52 (seventeen years ago) link

i banned him days ago for good measure
-- amon (...), December 19th, 2006. (later)
You're just pushing him back towards illegal downloading, you know.
-- David RER (quoteidio...), December 19th, 2006. (later)
you can download internet friends?

-- cousin larry bundgee (bge...), December 19th, 2006. (later)

roffles.

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 20:57 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.iheartbrooklyngirls.com/meet.html

― without you i'm nothing (get bent), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 06:27 (seventeen years ago) link

We watched "Dazed & Confused" the other day. A film made in 1993 about 1976 but for some reason predicts hipster fashion of 2006 almost to a T. So much so that the "LOL didn't people dress funny in the seventies" thing is completely lost on us nowadays. Also, it's a shit film.

-- wogan lenin (doglati...) (webmail), December 20th, 2006 5:20 PM. (doglatin) (later) (link)

no YOURE a shit film

-- 69 (plsmit...) (webmail), December 20th, 2006 5:22 PM. (pete) (later) (link)

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 20 December 2006 22:50 (seventeen years ago) link

only a britishes could hate on "dazed and confused"

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 22:54 (seventeen years ago) link

dog lenin needs to pack it in

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 22:55 (seventeen years ago) link

ally missed the best part:

i didn't really like it that much. what was up with the ending? the kid just goes to bed and that's it!

-- wogan lenin (doglati...), December 20th, 2006.

― remy bean (bean), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 22:56 (seventeen years ago) link

the thing is i kinda like dog latin, but yeah he's fucking silly if he don't like d&c

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 22:57 (seventeen years ago) link

MISS FEBRUARY 1914 = MARISSA

― step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, 21 December 2006 00:19 (seventeen years ago) link

marissa wishes

― reading murder books, tryin' to stay hip (get bent), Thursday, 21 December 2006 00:26 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.losanjealous.com/nfc/perm.php?c=86&q=177

― step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, 21 December 2006 04:21 (seventeen years ago) link

I think they're just individuals who have a hard time connecting with other human beings on any genuine level, so feel the need to construct this... exaggerated personna.

-- masonic boom

― dr freud (lovebug ), Thursday, 21 December 2006 11:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Psychoanalysis St Clare is the greatest xmas gift of all.

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Thursday, 21 December 2006 12:19 (seventeen years ago) link

pointy nose = buttplug

― amon (amon), Thursday, 21 December 2006 14:19 (seventeen years ago) link

what was that wrt / from

― jw (ex machina), Thursday, 21 December 2006 14:50 (seventeen years ago) link

http://intropsych.mcmaster.ca/intropsych/1aa3/Person/pers2e.GIF

― obi strip (sanskrit), Thursday, 21 December 2006 14:50 (seventeen years ago) link

what was that wrt / from

grout's ile thread from today about trolls, which is basically just another grumpy britisher AIM thread really.

― Norman Phay (Pashmina), Thursday, 21 December 2006 14:53 (seventeen years ago) link

that one has turned into another "guinea pigs savaging each other" thread. I think that "grout = troll enabler" theory is bang-on, I may have underestimated him!

― haitch (not haitch) (haitch), Thursday, 21 December 2006 17:15 (seventeen years ago) link

somebody should get him soulseek for christmas

-- a mediocre black-and-white cookie in a cellophane wrapper (slytus...) (webmail), December 21st, 2006 5:21 PM. (hanks1ockli) (later) (link)

― obi strip (sanskrit), Thursday, 21 December 2006 17:29 (seventeen years ago) link

from the 'what defines a troll in real life thread:'

I sometimes have trouble distinguishing Type 3 from Type 4 - I suppose sometimes a Type 3 is responding to issues in their own head that are not overtly stated.

I know I can be given to bouts of Type 4 behaviour, but I've got better at containing them over the past year or so. Still not perfect, but working on it.

-- masonic boom (kateotheremai...), December 21st, 2006.

and

Is it me or has kate done nothing but troll on this thread?

-- Fat Lady Wrestler (noodlevagu...), December 21st, 2006.

― remy bean (bean), Thursday, 21 December 2006 18:18 (seventeen years ago) link

also: Twice yearly, the traditional MP3 post is replaced by a Youtube link depicting one of Perpetua's regular trips to Africa to slaugher a random infant. These are typically accompanied only by the catchphrase "thumbs up for dead babies!"

― remy bean (bean), Thursday, 21 December 2006 18:18 (seventeen years ago) link

31. will smith quotes sartre while mugging a fat kid

-- TOM. BOT. (tombo...), December 21st, 2006.

― latebloomer: glutton for PUNishment (clonefeed), Thursday, 21 December 2006 19:28 (seventeen years ago) link

http://static.flickr.com/114/308967169_95137222fe.jpg

REAL WOMEN HAVE SHIMURA CURVES

― elmo albatross (allocryptic), Thursday, 21 December 2006 19:43 (seventeen years ago) link

so grody

― this is cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 21 December 2006 20:12 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/2606/cybersexja7.jpg

― v (sleep), Friday, 22 December 2006 00:23 (seventeen years ago) link

OMG YESSSS.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Friday, 22 December 2006 00:29 (seventeen years ago) link

ahahahahaha

― step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Friday, 22 December 2006 00:37 (seventeen years ago) link

definitely using "FUCK ME TIL I BLEED" in next sexual encounter.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Friday, 22 December 2006 00:51 (seventeen years ago) link

not always as fun as it sounds

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Friday, 22 December 2006 00:58 (seventeen years ago) link

need towels

― this is cutty (mcutt), Friday, 22 December 2006 00:59 (seventeen years ago) link

definitely using "THAT NIGGA STOLE MY BIKE!" in next sexual encounter.

― Fat Lady Wrestler (Modal Fugue), Friday, 22 December 2006 01:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Definitely using "My hand reaches behind you and firmly grips your ass" in next sexual encounter.

― step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Friday, 22 December 2006 01:04 (seventeen years ago) link

"next sexual encounter"

― amon (amon), Friday, 22 December 2006 01:13 (seventeen years ago) link

REAL INTERNET ADVERTISEMENT:

http://content.cpxinteractive.com/2809/66065/3334217054411bc62c8ada.jpg

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Friday, 22 December 2006 02:30 (seventeen years ago) link

street teamer

― obi strip (sanskrit), Friday, 22 December 2006 04:22 (seventeen years ago) link

http://monarch.tamu.edu/~smrs/19442728.gif

― step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Friday, 22 December 2006 04:26 (seventeen years ago) link

http://a582.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/28/l_1ce5cebd1d9fb7cc3455f5181eb70d8d.jpg

― amon (amon), Friday, 22 December 2006 05:27 (seventeen years ago) link

WAITING FOR THE PHOTOSHOPS

― jw (ex machina), Friday, 22 December 2006 05:30 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.water-bongs-glass-pipes.com/ImgGalery/Dictionary/diagram-of-bong-operation.jpg

― amon (amon), Friday, 22 December 2006 05:45 (seventeen years ago) link

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/m4w/252298716.html

― step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Friday, 22 December 2006 09:37 (seventeen years ago) link

Ugh, WTF.

― Norman Phay (Pashmina), Friday, 22 December 2006 10:37 (seventeen years ago) link

I thought serendipity was kinda sweet, but then again I'm a sucker for those type of films.

-- Tuomas (lixnix...), December 22nd, 2006. (Tuomas)

― Fat Lady Wrestler (Modal Fugue), Friday, 22 December 2006 13:24 (seventeen years ago) link

total babes puppeteering all around me
-- and what (an...), December 22nd, 2006 1:42 AM. (ooo)

― has been plagued with problems since its erection in 1978 (nklshs), Friday, 22 December 2006 13:48 (seventeen years ago) link

definitely not using any of those in my next sexual encounter as talking to myself would just be creepy.

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Friday, 22 December 2006 14:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Definitely wearing pink jumpsuit for next sexual encounter. Not running, however.

― Michael White (Miguelito), Friday, 22 December 2006 15:24 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img127.imageshack.us/img127/6608/notthefathertz4.jpg

― obi strip (sanskrit), Friday, 22 December 2006 16:42 (seventeen years ago) link

295. i thought i was hungover but it turns out that i just had my underwear on backwards
-- friday on the porch (l...), December 22nd, 2006 7:08 PM. (lfam)

― has been plagued with problems since its erection in 1978 (nklshs), Friday, 22 December 2006 20:44 (seventeen years ago) link

pictures of canada is basically cheating, dude

-- baby wizard sex (reduhnekkisssss...), December 23rd, 2006. (later)

― jergins (jergins), Saturday, 23 December 2006 07:59 (seventeen years ago) link

at the bottom of some bands proboard or ubb board or wtfe:

Our users have posted a total of 21322 articles
We have 734 registered users
The newest registered user is Cialisman

― Norman Phay (Pashmina), Saturday, 23 December 2006 10:50 (seventeen years ago) link

maury.jpg makes my whole year

― reading murder books, tryin' to stay hip (get bent), Saturday, 23 December 2006 17:59 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/user_images/pics/1/9456000/ngbbs44aeb8526fdcd.jpg

I would like to add that Maury is a pretty big dick for chasing her around with that plate of pickles.

― bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Saturday, 23 December 2006 18:03 (seventeen years ago) link

the "magic negro" with the mysterious power to absolve/assuage the white man's guilt is a totally common literary trope/stereotype wtf.
-- Shakey Mo Collier (audiobo...) (webmail), December 22nd, 2006 10:27 PM. (Shakey Mo Collier) (link)

what "white man's guilt," precisely, is being assuaged/absolved in the Shawshank Redemption?
-- nuneb (gabbne...) (webmail), December 22nd, 2006 10:30 PM. (nuneb) (link)

(see also "mammy"/fecund-earth-mother stereotype for black women - judging from the preview Cuaran's "Children of Men" currently milks this one)
-- Shakey Mo Collier (audiobo...) (webmail), December 22nd, 2006 10:30 PM. (Shakey Mo Collier) (link)

beats me I don't watch Steven King movies. I was referring more to the Green Mile.
-- Shakey Mo Collier (audiobo...) (webmail), December 22nd, 2006 10:32 PM. (Shakey Mo Collier) (link)

(which I have also not watched in its entirety - ha!)
-- Shakey Mo Collier (audiobo...) (webmail), December 22nd, 2006 10:37 PM. (Shakey Mo Collier) (link)

wait - that was written by Stephen King too wasn't it...? ah well
-- Shakey Mo Collier (audiobo...) (webmail), December 22nd, 2006 10:38 PM. (Shakey Mo Collier) (link)

― baccarat heads spice pushka underdog official texas holdem bundgee (bundgee), Saturday, 23 December 2006 23:59 (seventeen years ago) link

more pretend forgetfulness than a bag of hammers

― sickbloomer (clonefeed), Sunday, 24 December 2006 00:36 (seventeen years ago) link

I am by blood a 16th-generation descendant of Vasco Nuñez de Balboa, who isn't white but might as well be; I am by adoption a shirttail relative of the Hapsburg clan. If something like 174 strategically-placed relatives were to die, my english/colombian halves would be reconciled, and I could be the single highest ranking figure in two extinct and irrelevant families. Blood and title restored, ancient legend holds that the force of seventy amazonian Jaguar ladies would bend knee in fealty to me, and the Swiss clock guards would pay eternal homage to my home, legacy, and possessions. Subsequently my blood would flow like molten ore, and the force of ten armies would do my psychic bidding.

-- remy bean (rem...), December 23rd, 2006.

Also I could fly.

-- remy bean (rem...), December 23rd, 2006.

― sickbloomer (clonefeed), Sunday, 24 December 2006 01:18 (seventeen years ago) link

― amon (amon), Monday, 25 December 2006 06:13 (seventeen years ago) link

# Roll Call: Secret Snackers (38 new answers, last at 6:32 am)
# Roll Call: Secret Smokers (22 new answers, last at 6:30 am)
# Roll Call: Secret Drinkers (12 new answers, last at 6:14 am)

― we twa hae run aboot the braes (get bent), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 06:33 (seventeen years ago) link

amon that is totally amazing

― haitch (not haitch) (haitch), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 07:20 (seventeen years ago) link

you are from boston so whatever you have to say about any food whatsoever is immediately invalid.

-- Tyrone Slothrop (hstenci...) (webmail), December 28th, 2006 12:04 AM. (Tyrone Slothrop) (later) (link)

― obi strip (sanskrit), Thursday, 28 December 2006 04:29 (seventeen years ago) link

"THE COMPRISE OF AN ENTIRE CULTURE"

― a mediocre black-and-white cookie in a cellophane wrapper (hanks1ockli), Thursday, 28 December 2006 06:45 (seventeen years ago) link

from cousin's girl's myspace:

haha goin out....dats it lol.
drinkin ALLLLL th tym lol fkin wel gd!!
besssst tyms tho HAV2 b wi nat lmao- welll funny lol bbe i luv ya!!!!(K)
luvin ma bestm8s 4 eva init - shiv l3anne adam!!
errrrr dno wotelse haha------bitx

― baby wizard sex (gbx), Thursday, 28 December 2006 12:18 (seventeen years ago) link

This guy is a nutter in total. He's well-spoken, but the devil also wears nice suits.
-- they call me candle guy (fluxion2...), December 28th, 2006. (later)

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To put it another way, he's not a thinker, and he's certainly not a philosopher. He just has a feeling. Well, we all have feelings. I feel that I need some juice right now.
-- they call me candle guy (fluxion2...), December 28th, 2006. (later)

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he was a goalie
like the last pope...and albert camus!!

: O

-- RJG (RJ...), December 28th, 2006. (later)

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they call me candle guy, you are already taking david icke too seriously
-- RJG (RJ...), December 28th, 2006. (later)

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possibly.
-- they call me candle guy (fluxion2...), December 28th, 2006. (later)

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you don't really believe in the devil, do you?
-- RJG (RJ...), December 28th, 2006. (later)

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no.
what's wrong with albert camus?

-- they call me candle guy (fluxion2...), December 28th, 2006. (later)

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HE WAS A FUCKIN GOALIE
-- RJG (RJ...), December 28th, 2006. (later)

― Ward Fowler (Ward Fowler), Thursday, 28 December 2006 23:44 (seventeen years ago) link

I have always I have wished to make the sweet love to one skater of the ice. Perhaps they are flexible? Thoughts you shave, or maintain them their pubic hats in order to maintain warmth? I hope that they are that other one!

-- rodman (rodangue...), December 28th, 2006 9:36 PM.

― amon (amon), Thursday, 28 December 2006 23:52 (seventeen years ago) link

http://swf.neopets.com/winter/advent/2006/25_uiyu45sf4k.swf

― step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Saturday, 30 December 2006 07:54 (seventeen years ago) link

i watched that like 4 times hoping it would change.. i like the chubby fella's PJs.

― maunders (maunders), Saturday, 30 December 2006 17:22 (seventeen years ago) link

girl I've had a crush on forever got me a towel set for christmas... who gets someone towels?

-- hm (mi...), January 1st, 2007.

...

message being sent there, mickey (take a shower perhaps?)

-- bliss (notrea...), January 1st, 2007.

― latebloomer (clonefeed), Monday, 1 January 2007 19:18 (seventeen years ago) link

rofl

― amon (amon), Monday, 1 January 2007 19:25 (seventeen years ago) link

really what can you get mickey besides gifts for the home

― and what (ooo), Monday, 1 January 2007 19:26 (seventeen years ago) link

a coffee cake with a hacksaw baked in the center.

― bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Monday, 1 January 2007 19:41 (seventeen years ago) link

noise ahead of the curve on tuomas, tynan, and now mickey

― obi strip (sanskrit), Monday, 1 January 2007 21:45 (seventeen years ago) link

OMG. This test means that I'm gay, doesn't it?

-- they call me candle guy (fluxion2...) (webmail), January 2nd, 2007 6:20 AM.

― the claudine longet invitational (get bent), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 06:59 (seventeen years ago) link

finally

― sunny successor (katarina), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 14:30 (seventeen years ago) link

do you guys really still think "zinging" mickey is funny? it seems too couple-of-months-ago, there's only so much mileage you can get out of a dude being lame.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 17:03 (seventeen years ago) link

it's definitely not funny anymore, hence ile is doing it now

― obi strip (sanskrit), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 19:02 (seventeen years ago) link

and andwhat is still doing it

― shakey mo jopotatoes (bundgee), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 19:04 (seventeen years ago) link

im only 1 of like 5 ppl 'zinging' him in the last 10 posts of this thread you stalker

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 19:17 (seventeen years ago) link

& 'gifts from the home' wasnt really a zing

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 19:17 (seventeen years ago) link

i wish klosterman would fall off a building and into a cannon aimed at a volcano

-- bohren un der club of gear (speeeed.to.roa...), January 2nd, 2007. (later)

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 19:35 (seventeen years ago) link

(xp) well, it was somewhat funny

― shakey mo jopotatoes (bundgee), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 19:37 (seventeen years ago) link

it's less of a friendly zing and more of a blood feud at this point

― friday on the porch (lfam), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 20:01 (seventeen years ago) link

there's only so much mileage you can get out of a dude being lame.

oh, c'mon

― violent j (sandboxhulkington), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 20:09 (seventeen years ago) link

when the guy keeps proving he's lame time and time again i cannot resist speaking up

― this is cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 20:11 (seventeen years ago) link

well dude, you can speak up to him, I'm just questioning the urge to repost people "zinging" him. Esp really, really bad "zings," excelsior-thread-at-best. At least he's a less weak target than Louis Jagger, I guess. Never mind me, it's not like my posts are makin this thread any funnier!!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 20:15 (seventeen years ago) link

there would have been no zinging if he'd framed it as comedy instead of tragedy

― bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 20:17 (seventeen years ago) link

i think the point was that it wasn't us zinging him

― this is cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 20:20 (seventeen years ago) link

Am I supposed to grovel in shame because I haven't seen one episode of American Idol?

-- Alfred Soto (soto.alfre...) (webmail), January 2nd, 2007 3:09 PM. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn) (later) (link)

You're supposed to feel smug.

-- Euai Kapaui (tracerhan...) (webmail), January 2nd, 2007 3:12 PM. (tracerhand) (later) (link)

^^^ this is a funnier zing. wtf happened to the zing thread anyway?

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 21:04 (seventeen years ago) link

I like the way they bring out hints of ripe blackberry and aged oak, with smoky overtones. Their dark-roasted, cask-aged cables ensure full-bodied flavor with no absence of presence.
-- Not For Use as Infant Nog (hurtingchie...), December 28th, 2006 1:05 AM. (A-Ron Hubbard)

― has been plagued with problems since its erection in 1978 (nklshs), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 21:56 (seventeen years ago) link

zing?

― forksclovetofu (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 22:12 (seventeen years ago) link

I get the feeling nobody found this Tracer Hand post as funny as I do:

"why is this aretha person dressing up like a white lady and not singing in the guttural, unmodulated tones of the authentic negro experience"
-- Euai Kapaui (tracerhan...), January 2nd, 2007 8:03 PM. (tracerhand)

― has been plagued with problems since its erection in 1978 (nklshs), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 22:34 (seventeen years ago) link

Tracer Hand was funny all over that thread, but people were too busy being annoying as shit to notice.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 22:37 (seventeen years ago) link

Wall Mounted Television c/d?

At first I thought these were glam, cool, practical, space saving. Now however I have changed my mind. It's uncomfortable to look up at your t.v, your God. It should be pretty much eye level for watching lying down.

There are other pros and cons I guess, but what are they?

-- Rumps (rumpie7...), January 3rd, 2007 12:56 PM. (Rumps) (later)

Answers

Have you considered mounting it lower down on your wall?

-- Alba (albab...), January 3rd, 2007 1:03 PM. (Alba) (later)

― false cat (sleep), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 13:08 (seventeen years ago) link

LOL

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 16:20 (seventeen years ago) link

double LOL

― a mediocre black-and-white cookie in a cellophane wrapper (hanks1ockli), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 16:24 (seventeen years ago) link

It's uncomfortable to look up at your t.v, your God.
WTF

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 16:35 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.badgleydesign.com/images/art_illust_scifi_god_265.jpg

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 17:00 (seventeen years ago) link

i watched the muppet movie yesterday. richard pryor has a coke booger in his right nostril.

-- otto midnight has a pudding problem (effyouto...) (webmail), January 3rd, 2007 5:46 PM. (otto midnight) (later) (link)

― obi strip (sanskrit), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 18:16 (seventeen years ago) link

it's absolutely true, one of those things that i'm sure i didn't notice when i saw the film in the theatre 20-odd years ago.

also, steve martin is killer in his 2 minutes on the screen.

― otto midnight has a pudding problem (otto midnight), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 18:39 (seventeen years ago) link

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/127/344415889_971e89edf7_o.png

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link

awesome.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

WAU

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:40 (seventeen years ago) link

one month passes...

Ned is totally management.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 12 February 2007 18:17 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/africa/02/12/child.soldiers/index.html

― jw (ex machina), Monday, 12 February 2007 18:38 (seventeen years ago) link

He said they take macho noms de guerre like "Col. Rambo" and "Brig. Chop Them Up."

"The saddest part is we, as adults, had to address them as such," he added. "Otherwise you just never knew what would happen." (Read Koinange recall how child soldiers killed his friend)

― jw (ex machina), Monday, 12 February 2007 18:43 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFPVUc3lq5k

― jw (ex machina), Monday, 12 February 2007 19:04 (seventeen years ago) link

The guy broke into the house, and he only took a couple of CDs. I think it's cool, cos it shows me that broken lock that I KNEW WAS BROKEN and had the LOCKSMITH BOOKED TO COME FIX was broken. He didn't steal the TV, after all.

-- stet (bonald...), February 12th, 2007.

Yeah but the CDs he stole were all shite ones no-one wanted to listen to.

-- onimo (ilx.onim...), February 12th, 2007.

― amon (amon), Monday, 12 February 2007 19:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Your "many other posts" have the credibility of a teenage girl lip-synching to "Me + U" in a mirror. You've never once written anything that gives me the impression you know the slightest thing about music.

-- Jesus Dan (djperr...)

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 20:38 (seventeen years ago) link

LINK?

― ian (orion), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 20:40 (seventeen years ago) link

otm
-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver (merlindude0...), February 13th, 2007 8:38 PM.

― deej (deej), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 20:41 (seventeen years ago) link

that dan perry post is from the jane dark/beyonce thread re: the lex.

― bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 20:56 (seventeen years ago) link

i like this zing at the end of that same dan post:

fashion, image and public relations are way more your bag.

― bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 20:58 (seventeen years ago) link

i dunno i thought it was funnier when it was just a definitive 'you know nothing about music' instead of qualifying with stuff lex does know about

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 21:00 (seventeen years ago) link

unless he had said 'hardcore bullshitting, defending racists, and choking on septuagenarian dick at the guardian is way more your bag'

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 21:02 (seventeen years ago) link

he's been strangely silent on the latest paris hilton thing, unless i missed something.

― bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 21:16 (seventeen years ago) link

his silence speaks volumes

― a mediocre black-and-white cookie in a cellophane wrapper (hanks1ockli), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 21:28 (seventeen years ago) link

maybe he has something in his mouth

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 21:32 (seventeen years ago) link

He prefers not to talk about it. Its happened a load of times before anyway

― hb262 (hb262), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 21:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Lex is a dude?

― milo (milo), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 21:35 (seventeen years ago) link

i'd think he'd defend his herpes a little more

― bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 21:35 (seventeen years ago) link

heroes. HEROES! ; (

― bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 21:35 (seventeen years ago) link

roffle

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 21:42 (seventeen years ago) link

WOW

― a mediocre black-and-white cookie in a cellophane wrapper (hanks1ockli), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 21:48 (seventeen years ago) link

unless he had said 'hardcore bullshitting, defending racists, and choking on septuagenarian dick at the guardian is way more your bag'

-- and what (an...), February 13th, 2007.

P***r R******n is in his 30s, not his 70s.

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 22:29 (seventeen years ago) link

5 pts:

i) suck my dick ethan. who knows, you big fag, you might like it
ii) i didn't think dom actually believed whatever he's hinting at then i remembered how the fool managed to klutz up even the simplest bit of myspace stalking the other month. carry on with yr fact-checking dude, you're not done yet
iii) i may know "nothing about music" but at least i know enough to be able to mention it when i write about it unlike, oh, i dunno, reviewing fans of a band (let's call them the fratellis) instead. oh and also, to get paid for it! woo!
iv) the paris hilton album: still great! [NOT ACTUALLY ROFFLEZ - CONT. MOD EDIT]

― lexpretend (lexpretend), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 23:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Hey Lex, isn't it funny how you only got the job of reviewing pop albums for the Guardian after I stopped doing it because it was too much hassle for too little money. I mean, you gotta think that with all your connects up at there they'd gotta have been aware of you when they came to me, your click are pretty tight, someone must have been putting a word in for you. And yet, after I gassed all the pop reviews because I could make more from the equivalent time period spent reviewing an album playing online poker, you got the position instead. How weird. How utterly weird and confusing. It's almost as if... well, it's almost as if you're my fucking replacement. Or, to use a My Super Sweet 16 term that will perhaps resonate deep within your princess-fantasy arrested development soul, you're the Guardian's back -up date.

Anything else I cast off in my life you're welcome to have. Old trainers, girlfriends, etc. Always the bridesmaid...

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 23:50 (seventeen years ago) link

You may even have been third choice if what I hear about a certain Pitchfork writer turning the post down is accurate, but that's HEARSAY. We'll stick to PROVEN FACTS on the thread I feel.

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 23:53 (seventeen years ago) link

lex what is point five?

― Rick Gibralter (grady), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 23:57 (seventeen years ago) link

v) -- lexpretend (lexusjee...) (webmail), February 13th, 2007 11:43 PM. (lexpretend) (link) (admin) (userip)

― coz larry (bundgee), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 23:58 (seventeen years ago) link

I mean, you do realise that even ILX posters like me, Marcello, JW, and Dan Perry, who basically dedicate roughly 80% of our time on this board to purposefully annoying people, don't attract as much vitriol or vilification as you do, mainly because we're not embarassingly flouncy prima donnas who so desperately want to sit at the adult table of music criticism but don't actually have a cultural opinion on anything other than "Look at me look at me LOOK AT ME PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I'M SAYING SOMETHING CONTROVERSIAL".

xXP

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 23:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Other recurring characters include Violet Elizabeth Bott, lisping spoilt daughter of the local nouveau riche millionaire ("I'll thcream and thcream 'till I'm thick — I can, you know")

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 23:58 (seventeen years ago) link

i) suck my dick ethan. who knows, you big fag, you might like it

wow

― this is cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 23:59 (seventeen years ago) link

11:45 PM, 13 Feb 07 locked user lexpretend by ian (worst of the worst)

RIP

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 00:00 (seventeen years ago) link

ha, dom is throwing such a fit, must've struck a nerve. don't worry i know the "proven facts" 1st-hand innit, i've no need to worry & will have even less need soon.

btw v) this is where I ask questions about my beautiful new matchbook

― ariel levy (ariel), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 00:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Lex is hilariously linking to a Livejournal post by a good friend of mine where she relates her recent suicide attempt. Way to win over the crowd kiddo.

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 00:05 (seventeen years ago) link

I mean, you do realise that even ILX posters like me [...] don't attract as much vitriol or vilification as you do

I did not realise that!

(Lex is locked at present, sends his kisses though)

xpost you appear to have misspelt "dumped your ass"

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 00:06 (seventeen years ago) link

"I mean, you do realise that even ILX posters like me [...] don't attract as much vitriol or vilification as you do"

Surely this isn't true!

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 00:13 (seventeen years ago) link

*roll eyes emoticon*

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 00:14 (seventeen years ago) link

not a lot of rofflez in this thread

― and what (ooo), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 00:16 (seventeen years ago) link

who wouldve thought dedicating your life to calling people idiots for not liking paris hilton would be such a controversial path

― and what (ooo), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 00:17 (seventeen years ago) link

scarves, be gone

― coz larry (bundgee), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 00:17 (seventeen years ago) link

dom and lex = both super boring.

― chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 00:18 (seventeen years ago) link

i dunno usually dom is pretty funny

― and what (ooo), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 00:18 (seventeen years ago) link

lex getting pwned by Dan on a thread where the new topic of conversation is whether Beyonce songs are autobiographical -- hey guys, it's like I know these pop stars! They are singing me their lives.

― mh (mike h.), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 00:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Can we get back to the latest post by Louis Jagger about his heroin abuse now?

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 00:22 (seventeen years ago) link

i hear lj turned she-he for skag scrill

― bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 00:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Speaking of attracting vitriol, I recommend spending 100% of your time somewhere else, instead. Just because a lot of people don't respond to you directly doesn't mean they approve. Actual roffles, please.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 00:47 (seventeen years ago) link

i dunno usually dom is pretty funny

he's continuing his habit of bringing roffles to thehold (well, not here)

― the kwisatz bacharach (sanskrit), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 01:31 (seventeen years ago) link

wtf, this thread

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 05:26 (seventeen years ago) link

LOL?

― badg (badg), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 05:30 (seventeen years ago) link

cosine :xpost = qed - rofl

― forksclovetofu (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 05:38 (seventeen years ago) link

repulsive gaybashing is rofflesome

― Frogm@n henry (Frogm@n henry), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 09:44 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.readingeagle.com/editor/archives/santorum%20921.jpg
"tee hee lol roffles etc."

― Frogm@n henry (Frogm@n henry), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 09:47 (seventeen years ago) link

howcum all this funny shit happens back in the box while the "real" ILX has been paralysingly humorless for most of 2007?

― mark coleman (lovebug ), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 11:24 (seventeen years ago) link

cos ppl are annoyed about lack of real ILX, so more tetchy on sandbox and spoilin for fites

― resumo impetus (blueski), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 11:52 (seventeen years ago) link

nah this has been brewing for ages.

― temporary enrique (temporary enrique), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 11:54 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, and the ilx situation is what tips it over

― resumo impetus (blueski), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 11:57 (seventeen years ago) link

BAN EVERYONE!

― kv_nol (kv_nol), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 13:43 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/298994067_5bdd356e05_o.jpg

― forksclovetofu (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 14:34 (seventeen years ago) link

"can someone please name any of the intelligent, enriching, worthwhile posters who left because ilx was 'too mean'?"
Ian Riese-Moraine is the first to come to mind. [...]

-- Tuomas (lixnix...), February 14th, 2007.

― temporary enrique (temporary enrique), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:44 (seventeen years ago) link

hasselhoff crotch.gif

― latebloomer's goddamn throat is on fire (clonefeed), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 17:12 (seventeen years ago) link

is it just me or is this thread (perhaps not so strangely) lacking participation from most of the traditionally super-hostile ILXors...?

-- Shakey Mo Collier (audiobo...), February 14th, 2007

Hey fuck you, pal.

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), February 14th, 2007

― and what (ooo), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 19:27 (seventeen years ago) link

really?

― a mediocre black-and-white cookie in a cellophane wrapper (hanks1ockli), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 19:33 (seventeen years ago) link

not for lolz just for ned saying fuck you to shakey mo - if there was a way to indicate without pasting shakeys post & revealing the 'joke' i would

― and what (ooo), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:19 (seventeen years ago) link

YOU BAD MAN.

― a mediocre black-and-white cookie in a cellophane wrapper (hanks1ockli), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:29 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.lafayettejeff.org/DECA_Website/Products/Nachos.jpg

― iiiijjjj (iiiijjjj), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:31 (seventeen years ago) link

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=290080767095&ru=http://search.ebay.com:80/290080767095_W0QQfromZR40QQfviZ1

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:34 (seventeen years ago) link

$280.01

so so so so funnyyyyy

― urghonomic (gcannon), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:38 (seventeen years ago) link

The Lex is writing for The Guardian now? Wow.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:38 (seventeen years ago) link

GOOD LUCK!

― urghonomic (gcannon), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:39 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah i was kind of shocked by that too

― the kwisatz bacharach (sanskrit), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 21:29 (seventeen years ago) link

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― sexyDancer (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 21:34 (seventeen years ago) link

ned stole that joke from me

― this is cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 21:53 (seventeen years ago) link

http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q78/ZakisInk/56.gif

― bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 21:59 (seventeen years ago) link

ned stole that joke from me Shakey's mom

― nklshs (nklshs), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 22:02 (seventeen years ago) link

in eBay buyer's feedback:

Hey man. It was definetely NOT SHADY. It said in the auction-FOR DISPLAY PURPESS

Seller
skateboardingskaterdavid(80Feedback score is 50 to 99)
Feb-13-07 290080767095

― step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 22:10 (seventeen years ago) link

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y31/dawn668/danza.jpg

― Rick Gibralter (grady), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 22:23 (seventeen years ago) link

omg that eBay auction, hahahahahaha

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 15 February 2007 01:51 (seventeen years ago) link

i am a douche

― bill sackter (bill sackter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 04:31 (seventeen years ago) link

Libertarians are what republicans used to pretend to be.
members of the libertarian party is probably just angry white men.
Well, that mentality seems to be prevalent among those whom I think would join.

And what do you man by not have thought things through thoroughly" shadowcat?
I find when people say things like that they mean "accept political parties, if you don't you're wasting your time!" or "The government needs to interfere on behalf of (insert X whiney group who has no right to complain) because they're too lazy to get off their ass and do something other than whine!"
I had this LOONG discussion wih a very leftist woman. it was about the smoking bans.
"but what about the people who don't smoke?"
Who's making them go there?
"Where else will they go?"
A non=smoking restaraunt.
"Those didn't exist."
Hahahaa! Yeah they did. they were all over.
"You probably don't remember, but ost places were either smoking all over or the smoking section was poorly divided."
Yeah, I remember, and whle some places were poorly set up, newer restaraunts were very different.
"circular argument!"
No.
"Why should I have do deal with the smoke?"
You don't. Go somewhere else.
"Why should I have to?"
Because the owner of a private establishment has chosen not to abolish a certain legal activity.
"Where else should I go?"
That loop continued for about 10 minutes.
Eventually I suggested the alternative of getting together and starting a business that didn't have smoking.
"Well that's really hard!"(more or less)
Name a business that's easy and guaranteed, and I'll punch you for being stupid(isn't what I said, but it's what I meant).
"But a non smoking restaraunt would fail!"
Well first, that would show a lack of interest by the public for that kind of restaraunt, and second we're sitting in a restaraunt that's been non-smoking from day one and it's doing just fine.
"but what about the health risks for employees?"
at that point I gave up and didn't say "Who forced them to work there? NO ONE likes to work in food service, so they've probably got jack for skills and shouldn't be picky!"
I did however touch on the idea of PRECEDENT.

SO. if you're calling me an idealist, thank you.
If you just think that the government should be like an overprotective christian parent and watch and guide our every move, try making choices for yourself for a whole month. No book can tell you what to do, you cannot ask for advice. You will make every decision for yourself.
I suggest you do this on vacation.
My guess is you'll either be addicted to freedom or be frightened by choice. In case one, I'll congradulate you, in case two, I pity you.

-- Geza T iz tha Rainy G. Toronado (gzeusmant...), February 15th, 2007 6:37 AM. (The GZeus)

ok can someone walk me through this killfile/ignore user thing?

-- Rick Gibralter (goforgrad...), February 15th, 2007 6:50 AM. (grady)

― step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, 15 February 2007 06:51 (seventeen years ago) link

I've seen that pigeon thing a few times over the years and it ALWAYS cracks me up.

― dan selzer (dan selzer), Thursday, 15 February 2007 15:27 (seventeen years ago) link

hi jon,

i'm mostly a lurker, i posted a stupid mickey quote from the jail rape thingy on the noize rofflez thread and coz larry bundgee changed my post to "i am a douche" and then banned me. i don't really care about the banning, altho i have no idea what that is about - cap'n save a felon? but can you just delete my "message"

i'm a longtime fan of your "work" - kudos, bro.

"bill"

==
This email was sent by bill sackter (joycevanputin@yah00ters), a user of ilx sandbox.
http://ilx.thehold.net/index.php

― jw (ex machina), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:23 (seventeen years ago) link

dude that guy was being kind of mad creepy on the bruce springsteen dudes thread on ILM

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:32 (seventeen years ago) link

"longtime fan of your 'work'"

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:35 (seventeen years ago) link

New comment on your post #151 "Carrie Underwood doesn't care about free jazz; Ornette Coleman still rules ok!"
Author : jane (IP: 72.16.8.121 , h121.8.16.72.ip.alltel.net)
E-mail : jane@nunyas.com
URL :
Whois : http://ws.arin.net/cgi-bin/whois.pl?queryinput=72.16.8.121
Comment:
um, carrie's cover was def not awful, so maybe you're just one of those people who tries to find bad somehow in something and the person epal, I hope your comment wasn't directed toward Carrie, cause if it was...you have anger issues and you pretty much need to get some manners and not be a rude hater that makes the world suck more with rudeness...

― jw (ex machina), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:38 (seventeen years ago) link

New comment on your post #151 "Carrie Underwood doesn't care about free jazz; Ornette Coleman still rules ok!"
Author : epal (IP: 203.111.236.45 , 203.111.236.45)
E-mail : ryle_078@hotmail.com
URL :
Whois : http://ws.arin.net/cgi-bin/whois.pl?queryinput=203.111.236.45
Comment:
oh fuck off bitch!

― jw (ex machina), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:38 (seventeen years ago) link

what did mickey say about jail rape!

― this is cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:44 (seventeen years ago) link

He's against it.

― John Justen has already killfiled your sorry ass neener neener (John Justen), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:45 (seventeen years ago) link

he's dressed like he wants it

― coz larry (bundgee), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:46 (seventeen years ago) link

He's a conflicted young man.

― John Justen has already killfiled your sorry ass neener neener (John Justen), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:46 (seventeen years ago) link

also, all blog haters have email addresses that bounce

― jw (ex machina), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:47 (seventeen years ago) link

some dumb bitch from macon just called here & wouldnt stop whining about this

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/02/02/macon.mayor.ap/index.html

-- and what (an...) (webmail), February 15th, 2007 8:05 PM. (ooo) (later) (link)

Answers

They called a puppetry museum?

-- David RER (quoteidio...) (webmail), February 15th, 2007 8:06 PM. (Frank Fiore) (later) (link)

― stevie (stevie2), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:46 (seventeen years ago) link

ahahaha

― the kwisatz bacharach (sanskrit), Thursday, 15 February 2007 21:47 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.fatbend.com/photos/jrc_fruit_flip.jpg
-- Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (garance8...), February 15th, 2007. (Allyzay Eisenschefter)

have never wanted anything less

-- ZR (teenagequie...), February 15th, 2007. (teenagequiet)

i like his little pink socks

-- Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (garance8...), February 15th, 2007. (Allyzay Eisenschefter)

well now i'm glad i missed the pixies reunion.

-- a_p (a|e...), February 15th, 2007. (a_p)

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 15 February 2007 22:30 (seventeen years ago) link

gzeus is the some nitwit who has a LJ where he is currently reviewing every alb from some dopey Pitchfork greatest-albs-ever made-poll and he says things like 'Big Star were the Bright Eyes of their day' and 'why should i like Kraftwerk i'm not a robot' and 'not much happens in Krautrock by Faust' and 'I hate Meddle by Pink Floyd and btw Blue by Joni Mitchell is the greatest alb ever made'

― Ward Fowler (Ward Fowler), Thursday, 15 February 2007 22:35 (seventeen years ago) link

link?

― bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Thursday, 15 February 2007 22:35 (seventeen years ago) link

just join the poptimists group on LJ, gear, you'll get this clown, crazy internet girlfriends, ppl who knit owls out of hank marvin's pubes, ppl who fret abt scoring ticks for the Kaiser Chief, mucho wisdom from the lex and so many other joys you just wldn't believe

― Ward Fowler (Ward Fowler), Thursday, 15 February 2007 22:42 (seventeen years ago) link

wow

― jw (ex machina), Thursday, 15 February 2007 22:42 (seventeen years ago) link

oh damn i won't go near poptimists, that shit's like tittwis + annie threads rolled up in one

― bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Thursday, 15 February 2007 22:45 (seventeen years ago) link

scarier than diaper-wearing baby fetishists

― latebloomer's goddamn throat is on fire (clonefeed), Thursday, 15 February 2007 22:45 (seventeen years ago) link

but we have nothing but good to say about you guys over there :(

― resumo impetus (blueski), Thursday, 15 February 2007 23:05 (seventeen years ago) link

ward fowler clearly has a spreadsheet

― resumo impetus (blueski), Thursday, 15 February 2007 23:07 (seventeen years ago) link

can we get a "best of" of poptimists?

― jw (ex machina), Thursday, 15 February 2007 23:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Also, I suspect those dorks are why the Annie album charts on the ilxor last.fm group still

― jw (ex machina), Thursday, 15 February 2007 23:08 (seventeen years ago) link

no that's gear

― resumo impetus (blueski), Thursday, 15 February 2007 23:10 (seventeen years ago) link

there are so many ile and ilm posts i wish i could change to 'i am a douche' with impunity :(

― esoj@w3rk (esoj@w3rk), Thursday, 15 February 2007 23:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Poptimists are caning Klaxons and Sally Shapiro lately. i've not heard either album tho.

― resumo impetus (blueski), Thursday, 15 February 2007 23:13 (seventeen years ago) link

The Lex may be my least favorite *ILM* poster ever. At least Geir was fun.

― jw (ex machina), Thursday, 15 February 2007 23:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Lex better to go clubbing with

― resumo impetus (blueski), Thursday, 15 February 2007 23:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Does Geir smoke weed? If so, he wins.

― jw (ex machina), Thursday, 15 February 2007 23:31 (seventeen years ago) link

geir has better taste in music.

― sir lord baltimore club music (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 15 February 2007 23:54 (seventeen years ago) link

i've gone clubbing with lex! i took a bad e.

― ^@^ (map), Thursday, 15 February 2007 23:55 (seventeen years ago) link

I've taken a good e like 2x and a bad e like 32887343x

― jw (ex machina), Thursday, 15 February 2007 23:58 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm around 100 good and 10 bad, but some of the 10 were very, very bad

― ^@^ (map), Friday, 16 February 2007 00:03 (seventeen years ago) link

i took sleeping pills once

ooops

― jw (ex machina), Friday, 16 February 2007 00:08 (seventeen years ago) link

I like Lex for the beats, Geir for the melodies

― step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Friday, 16 February 2007 00:33 (seventeen years ago) link

strangely, it also works the other way around

― step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Friday, 16 February 2007 00:34 (seventeen years ago) link

che guevara and debussy to a disco beat

― esoj@w3rk (esoj@w3rk), Friday, 16 February 2007 01:13 (seventeen years ago) link

Debussy is too jazzy for Geir.

― step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Friday, 16 February 2007 02:19 (seventeen years ago) link

http://themot.org/gallery/d/84415-1/pussymotivator.png

― METAL ROBOTIC HEAD FACE (scarymonster), Friday, 16 February 2007 02:44 (seventeen years ago) link

absolutely best thing ever.

― ian (orion), Friday, 16 February 2007 02:53 (seventeen years ago) link

I would really like to start a roundtable discussion on the topic.

― METAL ROBOTIC HEAD FACE (scarymonster), Friday, 16 February 2007 02:57 (seventeen years ago) link

keep in mind that by "absolute best thing ever" i'm not referring to the vagina's flavor, but to the image.

― ian (orion), Friday, 16 February 2007 03:04 (seventeen years ago) link

insert 'i has a flavour' jpg here

― esoj@w3rk (esoj@w3rk), Friday, 16 February 2007 03:10 (seventeen years ago) link

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/152/391711474_a9da955e7f.jpg?v=0

― METAL ROBOTIC HEAD FACE (scarymonster), Friday, 16 February 2007 03:41 (seventeen years ago) link

oh my.

― ian (orion), Friday, 16 February 2007 03:43 (seventeen years ago) link

argh what!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 03:45 (seventeen years ago) link

hugevagina.jpg btw

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 03:45 (seventeen years ago) link

I HAS A....vestibule?

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 16 February 2007 03:45 (seventeen years ago) link

the MEATUS

― METAL ROBOTIC HEAD FACE (scarymonster), Friday, 16 February 2007 03:48 (seventeen years ago) link

I am pretty sure it's not pronounced how I think it's pronounced but I will ignore this.

― METAL ROBOTIC HEAD FACE (scarymonster), Friday, 16 February 2007 03:48 (seventeen years ago) link

must say: was not familiar with bart's glandventblues

to better phrase this: knew of glands , did NOT know they were named BART

― my bloods is sick ( Spaghetti Occidentali), Friday, 16 February 2007 03:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Caruncle.

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Friday, 16 February 2007 03:52 (seventeen years ago) link

it looks like that vagina is skydiving from 12,000 ft

― impermanent rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Friday, 16 February 2007 03:58 (seventeen years ago) link

i wonder how that feels.

― ian (orion), Friday, 16 February 2007 03:59 (seventeen years ago) link

windy

― impermanent rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Friday, 16 February 2007 04:00 (seventeen years ago) link

I am so proud of myself right now. ^.^

― METAL ROBOTIC HEAD FACE (scarymonster), Friday, 16 February 2007 04:00 (seventeen years ago) link

you should be!

― impermanent rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Friday, 16 February 2007 04:01 (seventeen years ago) link

jessie u just moved into my ILX hollywood squares.

― Rick Gibralter (grady), Friday, 16 February 2007 04:03 (seventeen years ago) link

oh, i googled nude skydiving ... of course

― impermanent rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Friday, 16 February 2007 04:12 (seventeen years ago) link

oh man, the internet is great tonight!

― METAL ROBOTIC HEAD FACE (scarymonster), Friday, 16 February 2007 04:14 (seventeen years ago) link

good work

― giboyojimbo (gbx), Friday, 16 February 2007 04:32 (seventeen years ago) link

http://photos-911.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v67/209/105/14500014/n14500014_30364911_7443.jpg

idea stolen from tombot obv

-- max (mreadn...), February 16th, 2007 5:00 AM. (maxreax) (later)

― Rick Gibralter (grady), Friday, 16 February 2007 05:14 (seventeen years ago) link

also dead yuppie lawyers who leave behind stacks of money=always a good thing

-- Mr. Que (pelagi...) (webmail), February 16th, 2007 6:45 PM. (Party with me Punker) (later) (link)

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 18:51 (seventeen years ago) link

tad to thread

― and what (ooo), Friday, 16 February 2007 18:52 (seventeen years ago) link

http://homepage.mac.com/spanghew/.Public/gilles.jpg

― a_p (a_p), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:07 (seventeen years ago) link

Is Tad dead!?!?!

― nklshs (nklshs), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:20 (seventeen years ago) link

No, he's just an Eagles fan.

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:24 (seventeen years ago) link

He wasn't talking about Tad, guys.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:37 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.ihatehim.com

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:55 (seventeen years ago) link

today my dad bought me a SECOND HAND mp3 player.now he hates me .everybody has turned against me. at my school iwas happy untill i came home then everything changed.my sister has turned against me so have my mum and dad. the only sain things in the house ar my 2 CATS.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:58 (seventeen years ago) link

i hate him...he is very kappo he keep taking my things and making fun of my name and touching my hair everyday

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:02 (seventeen years ago) link

omg!!! ok a few weeks ago this guy asked me out and so i said yes! and one day we went to the mall together and he totaly ditcht me!!! (4 like 2 hours!!!) and after about 2 HOURS! i found him all over another GUY!!! omg! he was makin out w/ this guy and so i aped him on the shoulder and then i slaped him and walked away (and just to make this clear in case u think i'm a homofobe i didnt slap him cause he was gay i slapped him cause he cheated on me!!!) so anyway after that i've been all but happy and i feel sooo sad! BOY DO I HATE HIM!!!

― METAL ROBOTIC HEAD FACE (scarymonster), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:10 (seventeen years ago) link

She never him.

― Shadowcat (A-Ron Hubbard), Saturday, 17 February 2007 03:04 (seventeen years ago) link

http://pics.livejournal.com/brenden/pic/000qf8kq

― amon (amon), Saturday, 17 February 2007 23:46 (seventeen years ago) link

kingfish scores w/ mega LOLs on that thread

― vahid (vahid), Saturday, 17 February 2007 23:49 (seventeen years ago) link

ok so why do americans have shitty raves
-- Schal Atznavour (satznavou...), February 17th, 2007. (later)

why do europeans have negative birth rates
-- vahid (vfoz...), February 17th, 2007. (later)

― mh (mike h.), Sunday, 18 February 2007 01:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Highest Paid Lover in Beverly Hills - m4w - 45

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Reply to: pers-280306397@cr@igslist.org
Date: 2007-02-17, 12:59PM PST

Looking for well to do studio type females any age .. I am currently solo and really need to make a woman feel more alive than ever before.. I am a Richard Gere type very handsome in a tux or jeans. Have a great Swimmers body, 6 feet tall 150 pounds.. Blond hair and Green Eyes, I act, play guitar and write.

― bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Sunday, 18 February 2007 01:20 (seventeen years ago) link

more like richard GEAR right

― a mediocre black-and-white cookie in a cellophane wrapper (hanks1ockli), Sunday, 18 February 2007 03:39 (seventeen years ago) link

right?

― a mediocre black-and-white cookie in a cellophane wrapper (hanks1ockli), Sunday, 18 February 2007 04:09 (seventeen years ago) link

― this is cutty (mcutt), Sunday, 18 February 2007 05:53 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYnn51C3X_w

― moonship journey to baja (vahid), Sunday, 18 February 2007 06:02 (seventeen years ago) link

http://209.235.210.197/BCOdraw/britney_crisis.jpg
-- Tyrone Slothrop (hstenci...), February 18th, 2007.

― latebloomer's goddamn throat is on fire (clonefeed), Sunday, 18 February 2007 18:30 (seventeen years ago) link

6ft tall & 150 lbs is one skinny-ass "swimmer's body" dude

― m coleman (lovebug ), Sunday, 18 February 2007 18:44 (seventeen years ago) link

its a typo, he meant 'swiffer'

― ^@^ (map), Sunday, 18 February 2007 19:53 (seventeen years ago) link

earth crisis birtney rules

― trainwrecked (sanskrit), Sunday, 18 February 2007 22:49 (seventeen years ago) link

HOLY SHIT THAT'S BRITNEY SPEARS

― a mediocre black-and-white cookie in a cellophane wrapper (hanks1ockli), Sunday, 18 February 2007 22:57 (seventeen years ago) link

― amon (amon), Sunday, 18 February 2007 23:32 (seventeen years ago) link

^ arghhh

― jw (ex machina), Sunday, 18 February 2007 23:45 (seventeen years ago) link

ugliest humans ever

― amon (amon), Monday, 19 February 2007 01:17 (seventeen years ago) link

what's wrong with their faces!!!!??? so scary. they aren't famous, are they? i've never heard of them.

― scott seward (121212), Monday, 19 February 2007 01:47 (seventeen years ago) link

they don't look natural

― Lingbert (Lingbert), Monday, 19 February 2007 02:02 (seventeen years ago) link

THEY ARE TOTALLY GOING TO FUCK THAT POOR CHILD

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Monday, 19 February 2007 03:23 (seventeen years ago) link

that b44 clip is like ages old, and even my lame friend at the ny post sent it around like 3 weeks ago.

/cutty

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Monday, 19 February 2007 03:44 (seventeen years ago) link

...

― amon (amon), Monday, 19 February 2007 04:13 (seventeen years ago) link

u mad

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Monday, 19 February 2007 04:25 (seventeen years ago) link

They all look like Dame Edna crossed with Shane Warne :|

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 19 February 2007 04:29 (seventeen years ago) link

kill the planet

― giboyojimbo (gbx), Monday, 19 February 2007 05:28 (seventeen years ago) link

is this american?

― latebloomer's goddamn throat is on fire (clonefeed), Monday, 19 February 2007 07:58 (seventeen years ago) link

hstencil otm <3

― jw (ex machina), Monday, 19 February 2007 08:40 (seventeen years ago) link

b44 are canadian and deserve their own thread

― ^@^ (map), Monday, 19 February 2007 10:23 (seventeen years ago) link

omg not only are they canadian they are the sons of the cantor of the synagogue i went to as a kid!!!

― a mediocre black-and-white cookie in a cellophane wrapper (hanks1ockli), Monday, 19 February 2007 14:13 (seventeen years ago) link

was he orange too?

― ^@^ (map), Monday, 19 February 2007 14:17 (seventeen years ago) link

he had pipes i'll tell you that much.

― a mediocre black-and-white cookie in a cellophane wrapper (hanks1ockli), Monday, 19 February 2007 17:46 (seventeen years ago) link

getting kicked in the balls link courtesy metafilter.

― remy bean (bean), Monday, 19 February 2007 21:16 (seventeen years ago) link

"I can proudly say the little kid just joined my fraternity and he is about as sweet in real life as they make him in the video"

― forksclovetofu (forksclovetofu), Monday, 19 February 2007 21:30 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qu6L9pG_E6o

― amon (amon), Monday, 19 February 2007 22:07 (seventeen years ago) link

trevormail (4 months ago)
wolfman waited so patiently to get kicked in the nards!

― amon (amon), Monday, 19 February 2007 22:10 (seventeen years ago) link

omg i haven't seen that flick in years! when i was little the kids in that movie seemed so much older!

― latebloomer's goddamn throat is on fire (clonefeed), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 07:26 (seventeen years ago) link

i like how in the end, the army actually comes!

― scary german latebloomer (clonefeed), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 07:28 (seventeen years ago) link

unlike new orleans

― trainwrecked (sanskrit), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 13:31 (seventeen years ago) link

omg not only are they canadian they are the sons of the cantor of the synagogue i went to as a kid!!!

-- a mediocre black-and-white cookie in a cellophane wrapper (slytus...), February 19th, 2007. (hanks1ockli) (later)

― this is cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 14:51 (seventeen years ago) link

http://i12.tinypic.com/34gpqat.png

― jw (ex machina), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 15:01 (seventeen years ago) link

haha

― elmo albatross (allocryptic), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:09 (seventeen years ago) link

WAHT HAPPENED TO CUTTY'S POST

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:10 (seventeen years ago) link

LISTEN THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH MAKING FUN OF CATWON'S LAST.FM

― jw (ex machina), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:12 (seventeen years ago) link

jw it might be easier/smarter to just delete your own post instead of everyone's funney responses to it ^_^v

― false cat (sleep), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:12 (seventeen years ago) link

they're not even funny!!!! If they made jokes about Len, maybe!

― jw (ex machina), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:14 (seventeen years ago) link

yes they are

― false cat (sleep), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:14 (seventeen years ago) link

SANDBOX ROFFLEZ THRED EDIT LOG INFOSHOP

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:23 (seventeen years ago) link