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Why is this type of phrase so commonly used and why does it have such a weird connotation when said the right (or wrong) way:

"[superlative] _________ ever"

It gives me the shivers. It's like you can;t just say "man that was the best red velvet cupcake ever!" anymore without people being all, "damn dude since when u talk like a fgt?"

― blastocsyt (blastocyst), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 20:57 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.hrfc.ca/resources/images/exec/comicguy.gif

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 21:01 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.galison.com/images_catalog/bk_best.jpg

― sexyDancer, Tuesday, 28 November 2006 21:03 (nineteen years ago)

i think you sounding like a fag stems from your use of the phrase "red velvet cupcake."

― elmo albatross, Tuesday, 28 November 2006 21:05 (nineteen years ago)

ru serious?

― blastocsyt (blastocyst), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 21:06 (nineteen years ago)

it's a serious classification of cupcake!

― ian (orion), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 21:07 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, for FAGS

― grbchv! (gbx), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 21:11 (nineteen years ago)

i would like to know where i can find the best red velvet cupcake ever.

― grady (grady), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 21:13 (nineteen years ago)

no judgement against the cupcakes themselves! but their name sounds kinda faggy. namedropping a type of fabric really does it, much like "lemon chiffon pie." GAY DESSERT.

― elmo albatross, Tuesday, 28 November 2006 21:13 (nineteen years ago)

cashmere gravy

― sexyDancer, Tuesday, 28 November 2006 21:15 (nineteen years ago)

man i do love those red velvet cupcakes, tho

― deep space nine (deep space nine), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 21:15 (nineteen years ago)

that was the best blow job ever

― this is cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 21:16 (nineteen years ago)

i mean it

― this is cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 21:16 (nineteen years ago)

red velvet cupcakes are the best cupcakes ever.

― grady (grady), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 21:17 (nineteen years ago)

:)

― blastocsyt (blastocyst), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 21:19 (nineteen years ago)

i don't think i've ever had them. but i am wary of that much red food coloring.

― elmo albatross, Tuesday, 28 November 2006 21:20 (nineteen years ago)

i thought it was the YELLOW food coloring that did that?

― grady (grady), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 21:21 (nineteen years ago)

OH NO RED #3

― elmo albatross, Tuesday, 28 November 2006 21:24 (nineteen years ago)

It's not food coloring..they just put millions of these in the cupcakes
http://www.bugsandweeds.co.uk/spiders/red%20velvet%20mite.jpg

― blastocsyt (blastocyst), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 21:26 (nineteen years ago)

red velvet cake's are hot right now or something. my mom was talking about them this weekend and i think my sis had one at her recent 18th bday party.

someone said they have beets in them?

― jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 21:29 (nineteen years ago)

2. STOP ME BITING MY NAILS. For some reason I'm mildly freaking out today -- only being in the office is stopping me from chain-smoking like tobacco has gone out of production.

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 21:31 (nineteen years ago)

ALL PROCESSED FOODS HAVE BEETS IN THEM.

...they are where sugar comes from!

― grbchv! (gbx), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 21:32 (nineteen years ago)

beet cake sounds almost as bad as tomato soup cake

― elmo albatross, Tuesday, 28 November 2006 21:34 (nineteen years ago)

3. Forced group projects in college (especially when I get paired with a soon-to-be Yuppie who once spoke longingly of a Decemberists concert in a way some noise dudes might speak of a legitimate Boredoms reunion).

― blastocsyt (blastocyst), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 21:40 (nineteen years ago)

you go to nyu, what do you expect?

― ian (orion), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 21:45 (nineteen years ago)

tomato soup cake is fucking radical.

― grady (grady), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 21:53 (nineteen years ago)

3. gurlfriend pls stop shoplifting cheese from wholefoods. it is scary and it's not like u need the money!!

― vahid (vahid), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 00:35 (nineteen years ago)

there was lots of red velvet cakery at a friends' wedding recently.

they are made with vinegar.

― hank s1ockli (hanks1ockli), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 01:17 (nineteen years ago)

wait a second, vahid, does she SELL the cheese?

― hank s1ockli (hanks1ockli), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 01:17 (nineteen years ago)

no no. i am long out of that business. she is a grad student but she has a very very generous fellowship / teaching stipend and really not poor in any way. it would be one thing if she couldn't afford it but she's just ... being dumb.

― vahid (vahid), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 02:08 (nineteen years ago)

life is hard, etc

― anom, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 02:22 (nineteen years ago)

cheese is something that is small and expensive, and it doesn't rattle around, so it's really easy to steal. when you're on a budget, an expensive cheese can really fancy up the rest of your cheapo crapolo.

― lf (lfam), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 02:28 (nineteen years ago)

4. dear chris, PLEASE to stop making videos.

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=1267653521

― tehresa (tehresa), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 02:36 (nineteen years ago)

life is hard, etc

-- anom (amno @ amon), November 29th, 2006.

^wtf who r u

5. biters

― amon (amon), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 03:54 (nineteen years ago)

hi dere

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 04:20 (nineteen years ago)

(^ . ^)/

― amon (amon), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 04:22 (nineteen years ago)

I'm listening to that album right now, actually. I've already eaten pizza tonight (Sainsbury's Taste The Difference quattro formaggi), all that's missing now is pussy to be perfectly honest...

-- Louis Jagger (papiermachealamphibia...), December 8th, 2006. (Scourage) (later) (link)

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 8 December 2006 22:04 (nineteen years ago)

GROSS

― blastocsyt (blastocyst), Friday, 8 December 2006 22:06 (nineteen years ago)

"can i be frank with you? all that this situation lacks is vagina."

― grbchv! (gbx), Friday, 8 December 2006 22:09 (nineteen years ago)

"this situation" = "louis' first 19 years"

― deep space nine (deep space nine), Friday, 8 December 2006 22:18 (nineteen years ago)

t/s: waterfalls of beer vs. waterfalls of pussy

-- Louis Jagger (papiermachealamphibia...), December 8th, 2006 9:35 PM. (later) (link)

― deep space nine (deep space nine), Friday, 8 December 2006 22:18 (nineteen years ago)

are we certain he's not ian-riese moraine, because i'm starting to think he is or both are the creation of the same ilxor.

― deep space nine (deep space nine), Friday, 8 December 2006 22:19 (nineteen years ago)

everyone in america has a british doppelganger

― grbchv! (gbx), Friday, 8 December 2006 22:20 (nineteen years ago)

i wonder if he fakes an american accent?

― grbchv! (gbx), Friday, 8 December 2006 22:20 (nineteen years ago)

ewwwwww

― friday on the porch (lfam), Friday, 8 December 2006 22:25 (nineteen years ago)

or maybe i'm quoting ian riese-moraine in an effort to live up to your 'hilarious' expectations of me. jeez!

― Louis Jagger (Scourage), Friday, 8 December 2006 22:27 (nineteen years ago)

"Taste The Difference"

― forksclovetofu (forksclovetofu), Friday, 8 December 2006 22:27 (nineteen years ago)

all we ask for is modesty

― friday on the porch (lfam), Friday, 8 December 2006 22:28 (nineteen years ago)

omg i've finally posted on the noize board :/

― rubbish ian riese-moraine tribute act (Scourage), Friday, 8 December 2006 22:32 (nineteen years ago)

my god, the depths

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Friday, 8 December 2006 22:34 (nineteen years ago)

I can only hope "all this lacks is a vagina" becomes the newest ILXmeme.

― jessie is logged out again!!, Friday, 8 December 2006 22:39 (nineteen years ago)

seconded. nomination carried.

― elmo albatross (allocryptic), Friday, 8 December 2006 22:48 (nineteen years ago)

i thought it was cute when he came on to kate

― obi strip (sanskrit), Friday, 8 December 2006 22:51 (nineteen years ago)

Obv. he rattled her nerves so bad that she broke up the band. Louis = ILX's Yoko.

― I Am Curious (George) (Slight Return) (Rock Hardy), Friday, 8 December 2006 22:55 (nineteen years ago)

cosigned

― blastocsyt (blastocyst), Friday, 8 December 2006 23:05 (nineteen years ago)

6. saying cosigned; cosigning; cosign

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Friday, 8 December 2006 23:07 (nineteen years ago)

WAHT TRIMANA CURVES BROKED UP?! WTF!>!!? WHAT HAPPEND?

― chaki (chaki), Friday, 8 December 2006 23:08 (nineteen years ago)

TS: "all that's missing now is pussy to be perfectly honest" vs "can i be frank with you? all that this situation lacks is vagina"

― deep space nine (deep space nine), Friday, 8 December 2006 23:09 (nineteen years ago)

i thought it was cute when he came on to kate

i've been wondering who that was. now i have a prime suspect... :-D

― REAL Louis Jagger (Scourage), Friday, 8 December 2006 23:09 (nineteen years ago)

haha saw that coming

― blastocsyt (blastocyst), Friday, 8 December 2006 23:11 (nineteen years ago)

advice to louis:

trying to get noize bored to stop making fun of you is like trying to get a girl to sleep with you.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Friday, 8 December 2006 23:15 (nineteen years ago)

it'll happen before 2007 is out

― Louis Jagger (Scourage), Friday, 8 December 2006 23:26 (nineteen years ago)

Roofies?

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 8 December 2006 23:31 (nineteen years ago)

he can't roofie all of us

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Friday, 8 December 2006 23:35 (nineteen years ago)

http://themot.org/gallery/d/34413-1/answernodeluise.jpg

but we have a lovely consolation prize!

xxpost

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Friday, 8 December 2006 23:37 (nineteen years ago)

a fiver says you're on...

― likes a challenge (Scourage), Friday, 8 December 2006 23:43 (nineteen years ago)

your best chance to win that "fiver" is to quit the internet and maybe we'll have forgotten you in a year

― elmo albatross (allocryptic), Friday, 8 December 2006 23:50 (nineteen years ago)

fiver relates to poppage, not mockage. i'll be laughed at for better or for worse as long as i live! good for the constitution...

― not sure i like it round here (Scourage), Friday, 8 December 2006 23:58 (nineteen years ago)

ps kate doesn't count

― step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Saturday, 9 December 2006 00:00 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.therabbitbungalow.com/watershipdown/images/fiver.gif

― blastocsyt (blastocyst), Saturday, 9 December 2006 00:02 (nineteen years ago)

man, to be perfectly honest all this thread needs is pussy.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Saturday, 9 December 2006 00:06 (nineteen years ago)

curtis, how could you

― slighted scourage (Scourage), Saturday, 9 December 2006 00:06 (nineteen years ago)

If you keep calling it "poppage", I'm sure no woman will be able to resist your advances.

xxxxpost ewww..

― John Justen wants to hit you in the head with a pipewrench. (John Justen), Saturday, 9 December 2006 00:07 (nineteen years ago)

THX FOR NEW NAME BTW.

― John Justen wishes you all waterfalls of poppage. (John Justen), Saturday, 9 December 2006 00:09 (nineteen years ago)

your poppage is only a fiver?

― deep space nine (deep space nine), Saturday, 9 December 2006 00:10 (nineteen years ago)

minute-by-minute basis

― Louis Jagger (Scourage), Saturday, 9 December 2006 00:18 (nineteen years ago)

waterfalls of poopage plz

― jergins (jergins), Saturday, 9 December 2006 00:20 (nineteen years ago)

poppin n mockin

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Saturday, 9 December 2006 00:28 (nineteen years ago)

I love it when you call me "big poppage".

― John Justen wishes you all waterfalls of poppage. (John Justen), Saturday, 9 December 2006 01:00 (nineteen years ago)

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f80/gonzalesviolet/popples.jpg

― elmo albatross (allocryptic), Saturday, 9 December 2006 09:43 (nineteen years ago)

i had the soccer ball one

― latebloomer's ice rink of martyrdom (clonefeed), Saturday, 9 December 2006 14:13 (nineteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v201/sevenxviii/Itsprettycoolbeingatrophyhubby.jpg

― step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, 10 December 2006 07:29 (nineteen years ago)

hahahahhahahahahahah

― latebloomer's ice rink of martyrdom (clonefeed), Sunday, 10 December 2006 07:49 (nineteen years ago)

he is like the pew of feminism

― friday on the porch (lfam), Sunday, 10 December 2006 07:51 (nineteen years ago)

:0)

― step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, 10 December 2006 22:01 (nineteen years ago)

ANYONE TELLING ME SOY IS GAY EVER AGAIN!!!

― jw (ex machina), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

what what what??!?!?!?

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 20:51 (nineteen years ago)

so many things i wish would cease. i'm too polite to post them right now, though :D

― tehresa (tehresa), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 21:10 (nineteen years ago)

hi!

― jw (ex machina), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 21:11 (nineteen years ago)

now there is a show for bcat

― friday on the porch (lfam), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:17 (nineteen years ago)

31. There are some wonderful movies in the imdb top 250. But why is Leon one of them?

― a mediocre black-and-white cookie in a cellophane wrapper (hanks1ockli), Sunday, 17 December 2006 21:44 (nineteen years ago)

^^^^ OTM

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Monday, 18 December 2006 01:02 (nineteen years ago)

unbearable.

― a mediocre black-and-white cookie in a cellophane wrapper (hanks1ockli), Monday, 18 December 2006 01:33 (nineteen years ago)

what the hell is gabbneb talking about on that thread

― a mediocre black-and-white cookie in a cellophane wrapper (hanks1ockli), Monday, 18 December 2006 17:07 (nineteen years ago)

OK, fuck teh HSTNGS thread. I tried, and it was fun for a while, but now it's like watching your kid get eaten by pitbulls that like to knit and make non-sequitors about video game systems and porn.

― John Justen is interested in eating your pet. (John Justen), Monday, 18 December 2006 17:35 (nineteen years ago)

what does that makes the DC and Chicago threads

― jw (ex machina), Monday, 18 December 2006 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

OK that description made me want to read the Hastings thread, dude.

xpost your irrational obsession

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 18 December 2006 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

The porn and video game discussion is contributed by teh G_zeus. RECONSIDER YOUR CHOICE.

― John Justen is interested in eating your pet. (John Justen), Monday, 18 December 2006 17:43 (nineteen years ago)

OH LOOK ITS CLUB BANNED

― jw (ex machina), Monday, 18 December 2006 17:46 (nineteen years ago)

I liked the Hastings thread more when we were laughing at random people's myspace profiles.

I liked GZeus's IMM assertion that singing music where you don't literally believe the text was lying, though.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Monday, 18 December 2006 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

THIS JUST IN: NOVELISTS = FILTHY LIARS.

― John Justen is interested in eating your pet. (John Justen), Monday, 18 December 2006 20:06 (nineteen years ago)

32. mr que

― and what (ooo), Friday, 22 December 2006 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad -- he'll scare the shiite outta you!

-- Eisbär (llamasfu...)

― and what (ooo), Friday, 22 December 2006 23:09 (nineteen years ago)

hah. i laughed

― jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 22 December 2006 23:24 (nineteen years ago)

34. hipster schmucks riding around on mopeds. you assholes, they're loud, slow, waste gas, and stink. stop being a trendy asshole.

― jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 22 December 2006 23:25 (nineteen years ago)

not to mention, they're prolly really unsafe. oops, i hit you

― jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 22 December 2006 23:25 (nineteen years ago)

that said, somebody has a BEAUTIFUL mint-green vespa parked outside my building and i swoon every time i walk past.

― reading murder books, tryin' to stay hip (get bent), Friday, 22 December 2006 23:27 (nineteen years ago)

34a. was driving behind an XTERRA (read: large suv) today with 3 stickers about saving trees and the earth and a nature license plate.
what?!

― tehresa (tehresa), Friday, 22 December 2006 23:27 (nineteen years ago)

jody, i don't mind vespa type things. i'm talking shitty ass mopeds

http://www.wymsey.co.uk/wymsey/pimages/moped02.jpg

― jaxon (jaxon), Saturday, 23 December 2006 00:17 (nineteen years ago)

^^ $450 in APC Winter Catalogue

― obi strip (sanskrit), Saturday, 23 December 2006 02:39 (nineteen years ago)

holy toledo, i want that thing. does it really exist? how fast does it go?

― scott seward (121212), Saturday, 23 December 2006 03:40 (nineteen years ago)

that thing isn't a moped. it's a hi-fi bicycle.

― scott seward (121212), Saturday, 23 December 2006 03:41 (nineteen years ago)

hificycle

― baby wizard sex (gbx), Saturday, 23 December 2006 06:28 (nineteen years ago)

35. TRANS-SIBERIAN ORCHESTRA CRAP

― jw (ex machina), Saturday, 23 December 2006 20:36 (nineteen years ago)

^^ $450 in APC Winter Catalogue

-- obi strip

lol

― v (sleep), Saturday, 23 December 2006 23:36 (nineteen years ago)

36. "LOL I AM LOOOKIN FOR MY COZZIN LARRY BIG CITIES ARE CAAAA-RAZEE!" threads started by Hurting

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Sunday, 24 December 2006 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

seriously.

― baccarat heads spice pushka underdog official texas holdem bundgee (bundgee), Sunday, 24 December 2006 22:45 (nineteen years ago)

37. the inevitable ILFing of every film thread

― bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Monday, 25 December 2006 00:57 (nineteen years ago)

pour one out

― a mediocre black-and-white cookie in a cellophane wrapper (hanks1ockli), Monday, 25 December 2006 02:15 (nineteen years ago)

36. "LOL I AM LOOOKIN FOR MY COZZIN LARRY BIG CITIES ARE CAAAA-RAZEE!" threads started by Hurting

-- Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (garance8...), December 24th, 2006.

I'm not really sure which threads you mean, other than the wine mark-up one, but I've lived in cities most of my life.

― Not For Use as Infant Nog (A-Ron Hubbard), Monday, 25 December 2006 04:52 (nineteen years ago)

37. bullshit cnbc documentary on video game industry going from 1992 to playstation (1995) to xbox (2001?) in 30 seconds. Also "Xbox premiere was the first fun in nyc after 9/11" Way to go douchebags. Shameful.... no mention of n64. no mention of any gamecube, ps1 or 2 titles

god why am i upset about this?

― jw (ex machina), Monday, 25 December 2006 06:00 (nineteen years ago)

gah EA suckuppery

― jw (ex machina), Monday, 25 December 2006 06:06 (nineteen years ago)

Marketing dressed up as history is definitely a bit upsetting.

― Not For Use as Infant Nog (A-Ron Hubbard), Monday, 25 December 2006 06:09 (nineteen years ago)

so is being a big nerd

― baby wizard sex (gbx), Monday, 25 December 2006 06:12 (nineteen years ago)

jokin for jesus, guys

― baby wizard sex (gbx), Monday, 25 December 2006 06:12 (nineteen years ago)

why does gabbneb post to noize

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 17:32 (nineteen years ago)

37. the inevitable ILFing of every film thread

-- bohren un der club of gear (speeeed.to.roa...), December 25th, 2006.

cosign

― latebloomer (clonefeed), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 17:35 (nineteen years ago)

38. still fucking sick

― latebloomer (clonefeed), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 17:36 (nineteen years ago)

latebloomy, what does 38 say re: noise drinks tonight? cause srsly i'm gonna need em after an afternoon of bridesmaid dresses!

― tehresa (tehresa), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 18:19 (nineteen years ago)

39. Biggest Genius Working in Pop Music Today

― John Justen is interested in eating your pet. (John Justen), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 18:19 (nineteen years ago)

40. Songs that make you feel, a lot - maybe even cry

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

i dunno, i'm pretty crappy feeling right now. i honestly don't think i can make it. ugh.

i'm so sorry:-(

― latebloomer (clonefeed), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 21:20 (nineteen years ago)

next time yer down here though, there WILL be noize drinks.

― latebloomer (clonefeed), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 21:22 (nineteen years ago)

boo :(

― tehresa (tehresa), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 21:25 (nineteen years ago)

i'm bummed too...i havent even left the house since friday

― latebloomer (clonefeed), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 21:35 (nineteen years ago)

Please Stop: CJ, Mark Grout, Mark H. The epitome of 'Mustn't Grumble' tedium

Please Stop: Dom. The epitome of a Rohypnol Hoarder

― Freddie 262 (hb262), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 21:36 (nineteen years ago)

41. everyone posting to ILE that isn't me appears to be drunk??? not fair.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 21:57 (nineteen years ago)

dom doesnt hoard rohypnol ive heard hes very generous with it

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 22:12 (nineteen years ago)

Can you at least wait for me to respond to my own zings?

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 22:14 (nineteen years ago)

New levels of PEW brilliance here:

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=66316956&blogID=209878916

― John Justen, surrounded by frail, wispy people. (John Justen), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 01:57 (nineteen years ago)

He's emailing me links to his blog now, BTW, thus placing himself in the same elite group as that guy who flipped out on me for not giving him Billie Joe Armstrong's phone number a few years ago.

― John Justen, surrounded by frail, wispy people. (John Justen), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 02:17 (nineteen years ago)

He started a thread on ILM about that, didn't he?

― milo (milo), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 02:26 (nineteen years ago)

He had a thread about it up on ILE for about 45 seconds earlier today before it got deleted.

I just didn't want anyone to miss out on the fun.

― John Justen, surrounded by frail, wispy people. (John Justen), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 03:02 (nineteen years ago)

holy shit:

Tuesday, December 26, 2006
Has anyone ever benefitted more from White-Man's guilt than James Brown???
Category: Music

Negro-Envy and White Man's Guilt: Or How James Brown became a Pop Icon.

he's really swinging for the stands, ain't he?

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 03:49 (nineteen years ago)

42. why did i read that israel thread

― caitlin oh no (harbl), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 04:40 (nineteen years ago)

i have this feeling i bailed from the israel thread right before it got all make-me-want-to-kill-myselfish

― a mediocre black-and-white cookie in a cellophane wrapper (hanks1ockli), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 08:06 (nineteen years ago)

I am going to fuck Wangmann's shit up if our paths ever cross.

― Johnny Cash Rules Everything Around Me (Modal Fugue), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 10:22 (nineteen years ago)

43. champagne blowjobs c/d

― and what (ooo), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 14:09 (nineteen years ago)

44. all of england's haircuts

― baby wizard sex (gbx), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 14:15 (nineteen years ago)

I am going to fuck Wangmann's shit up if our paths ever cross.

http://www.zabasearch.com/query1_zaba.php?sname=Paul%20Edward%20Wagemann&state=IL&ref=&se=&doby=&city=&name_style=1

― Joe Isuzu's Petals (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 14:31 (nineteen years ago)

cosign 43, it maek haed hurt.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

and stomach turn.

― John Justen, surrounded by frail, wispy people. (John Justen), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

i'm not even reading it.

44. i wish my otherwise cool and kind cousin would stop doing drugs and getting his ears bitten off because he runs his mouth at town psychos

― baby wizard sex (gbx), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

Is this HSTNGS town psychos? Because I knew a guy in my graduating class that also had his ear bitten off, but that was years ago.

Perhaps a serial ear-biter lurks in our midst...

― John Justen, surrounded by frail, wispy people. (John Justen), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 21:30 (nineteen years ago)

it happened to the dad of a girl i went to high school with as well. he tried to evict a tenant and said tenant did not take the news particularly well.

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 21:34 (nineteen years ago)

The guy I knew got his bitten off for being a mouthy racist skin, so it was hard to feel bad about it.

Note: Shaved head and only one ear - not a good combination. Bad symmetry involved.

― John Justen, surrounded by frail, wispy people. (John Justen), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 21:38 (nineteen years ago)

Note: Shaved head and only one ear - not a good combination. Bad symmetry involved.

that's my cuz.

BUT -- this is CLTHRE, northern england psychos. who, to be honest, are a purer breed than american psychos.

― baby wizard sex (gbx), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 21:46 (nineteen years ago)

45. THIS DAY

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 21:48 (nineteen years ago)

46. calling the recognition of Leo/Damon not being De Niro "inevitable ILFing"

― Dr M (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 22:05 (nineteen years ago)

^^^^^^ you are aware that this probably counts to people as another form of "ILFing"? Leo is really an unfortunate obsession of Scorsese though isn't he.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 22:09 (nineteen years ago)

^ yes, and they can't blooooooooow me

― Dr M (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 22:26 (nineteen years ago)

i'm vomiting

― shakey mo jopotatoes (bundgee), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 22:28 (nineteen years ago)

Glad to see The Departed has bumped Kill Bill from Doc's vocabulary.

― milo (milo), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 23:02 (nineteen years ago)

47. being sick. just end fer fux sake.

― latebloomer (clonefeed), Thursday, 28 December 2006 02:41 (nineteen years ago)

48. a desperate cry for help from former ilmer

― shakey mo jopotatoes (bundgee), Thursday, 28 December 2006 03:30 (nineteen years ago)

i lived on cheap ham, eggs, bread and Port Salut for three months this way. thank god for supermarkets without cameras or sensors. (i am not sure if these really exist outside of ohio? i haven't been in anything like the IGA)

― the table is the table (trees), Thursday, 28 December 2006 04:05 (nineteen years ago)

haha i like never pay for cheese! do any (normal, non-yuppie) grocery stores use sensors? or maybe yeah they're there but i've never seen anyone beep with anything going out of a grocery store. and i never got anything with a sensor sticker from one. i live in ohio.

― caitlin oh no (harbl), Thursday, 28 December 2006 04:30 (nineteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/So_Far_Away_(Dire_Straits_song)

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 28 December 2006 04:33 (nineteen years ago)

i shop at giant eagle

― caitlin oh no (harbl), Thursday, 28 December 2006 04:39 (nineteen years ago)

i should learn how to steal

do you just put the cheese in your pocket?

― impermanent rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Thursday, 28 December 2006 04:55 (nineteen years ago)

i can teach you the way

― caitlin oh no (harbl), Thursday, 28 December 2006 04:56 (nineteen years ago)

i have stolen like 5 things in my life
(but one of them was shoes and one of them was nice sunglasses and both were inspired by true logic)

― impermanent rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Thursday, 28 December 2006 04:58 (nineteen years ago)

i don't know if i could steal cheese

― impermanent rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Thursday, 28 December 2006 04:58 (nineteen years ago)

stealing is weak.

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Thursday, 28 December 2006 04:59 (nineteen years ago)

just to be safe never move items directly from shelf to pocket. take cheese, place in basket, casually move to another aisle, then pocket. act natural.

paying is weak

― caitlin oh no (harbl), Thursday, 28 December 2006 05:02 (nineteen years ago)

no, paying is powerful.

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Thursday, 28 December 2006 05:04 (nineteen years ago)

I am scared to shoplift. Expensive cheese vs. potential cost and embarassment of bail money.

― milo (milo), Thursday, 28 December 2006 05:04 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.inwa.net/~m3047/quizzical.jpg

― caitlin oh no (harbl), Thursday, 28 December 2006 05:05 (nineteen years ago)

oh hey, that's what i've done! but i was really going to pay for these things, and then even though i waited around, there were no cashiers or the system was down, so, y'know
xpost to c

i can see the logic in both paying and stealing

― impermanent rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Thursday, 28 December 2006 05:08 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.boligfakta.no/images/content2/Uke%2026/Convict%20stealing%20computer%206.jpg

― caitlin oh no (harbl), Thursday, 28 December 2006 05:20 (nineteen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/54/Hamburglar.jpg

The Hamburglar is a fictional character used in marketing campaigns for McDonald's restaurants. The character was originally introduced as part of the McDonaldland campaign in 1971, aimed at young children. The character is a crook known for stealing McDonald's hamburgers (usually, many at a time). The commercials typically followed the same plotline: the Hamburglar steals McDonald's hamburgers, Ronald McDonald devises a plan to trick him, and everybody gets their hamburgers back. He dresses in a black-and-white striped shirt and pants, a black cape, and a wide-brimmed hat. Hamburglar was portrayed by actors Frankie Delfino from 1971 to 1991, and Tommy Vicini from 1983 to present. His vocabulary consisted of nothing other than, "Robble, robble, robble." The voice was provided by Howard Morris. Although he is a thief, he is still considered a friend of Ronald McDonald and the rest of the McDonaldland gang, who appear to tolerate his kleptomania as an eccentricity.

The design of the character changed from the 1970s to 1980s from a more sinister to a more cartoonish face. The age of the character has also changed, as originally he was depicted as an older man, but today is shown as a boy. In addition, his vocabulary has been expanded; he now speaks ordinary English. Despite the changes, he is one of the longest lasting icons of McDonald's advertising campaigns, surpassing many such as Captain Crook, another thief mainly known for stealing McDonald's Filet-O-Fish sandwiches.

Today's commercials focus mainly on the Ronald McDonald character. However, Hamburglar is still one of the core McDonaldland characters, appearing in the actual restaurants and associated merchandise. Despite this, there has been recent controversy over the image the Hamburglar presents to children. Specifically, parental organizations have begun to lobby McDonald's for the removal of this character due to the fact that he presents theft as a justifiable means of acquiring sustenance.

In Brazil, Hamburglar is known by the name Papaburguer. In Japan, he is known as "bagaa-san". In Germany, he is known as the "Hamburgerklau". In the UK he is no longer used in any advertising or promotions.

― bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Thursday, 28 December 2006 05:23 (nineteen years ago)

damn it beat me to it!

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f308/Norristum/JesseHamburglar-2.jpg

― tehresa (tehresa), Thursday, 28 December 2006 05:24 (nineteen years ago)

if yer gonna steal something, steal food.

― ian (orion), Thursday, 28 December 2006 05:30 (nineteen years ago)

ian stole my heart.

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Thursday, 28 December 2006 05:32 (nineteen years ago)

(usually, many at a time)

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Thursday, 28 December 2006 05:35 (nineteen years ago)

bimble and dee jacking off over ultravox for 75 posts

― chaki (chaki), Thursday, 28 December 2006 05:38 (nineteen years ago)

back to reality for the cessation thread

― a mediocre black-and-white cookie in a cellophane wrapper (hanks1ockli), Thursday, 28 December 2006 05:48 (nineteen years ago)

Glad to see The Departed has bumped Kill Bill from Doc's vocabulary.

-- milo (wooderso...), December 27th, 2006.

No, The Departed has some pleasures that can only come from a filmmaker, not a scavenger.

― Dr M (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 28 December 2006 14:25 (nineteen years ago)

I stole some cards at the UPS the other week because I was mad at them.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 28 December 2006 17:25 (nineteen years ago)

lmao@ infantilism

― amon (amon), Thursday, 28 December 2006 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.livejournal.com/userpic/54891678/9153089

― shakey mo jopotatoes (bundgee), Thursday, 28 December 2006 19:49 (nineteen years ago)

hamburglar belongs to a rich tradition of scheming food mascots

― elmo albatross (allocryptic), Thursday, 28 December 2006 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

Parents upset by Hamburglar likely not the ones letting their kids get swept up by Piratemania (rum, sodomy & the lash)

― Dr M (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 28 December 2006 20:21 (nineteen years ago)

Spirit and love are inextricably intertwined. While it's true that what we perceive as love proceeds from (and could not exist without) spirit, pure love is the fundamental essence of all spirit. Spirit is composed of love just as love is born from spirit. Chicken, egg, chicken, etc., infinitum.

― and what (ooo), Friday, 29 December 2006 02:18 (nineteen years ago)

you should put that on your all-of-ILE-baiting dawkins thread

― vahid (vahid), Friday, 29 December 2006 03:00 (nineteen years ago)

i'm amazed at how mad everyone's gotten on that thread. but i skimmed parts so maybe i missed the part where and what said something insanely controversial??

― a mediocre black-and-white cookie in a cellophane wrapper (hanks1ockli), Friday, 29 December 2006 04:47 (nineteen years ago)

hurting, on any thread, ever.

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Friday, 29 December 2006 05:02 (nineteen years ago)

You take insults to Forever Changes awfully personally.

― Not For Use as Infant Nog (A-Ron Hubbard), Friday, 29 December 2006 05:23 (nineteen years ago)

i'm not taking it personally, you're just a simpleton with pedestrian tastes and, for some reason, the gumption to constantly post your lack of taste all over ilx. congrats, schmuck.

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Friday, 29 December 2006 05:26 (nineteen years ago)

I'm baffled that you consider yourself an arbiter of taste, let alone that you can determine mine to be pedestrian based on a handful of comments, since I don't even post to ILM very much. I'm also baffled that you keep up this one-sided beef you've had going with me since I'm not even sure when.

― Not For Use as Infant Nog (A-Ron Hubbard), Friday, 29 December 2006 05:39 (nineteen years ago)

stfu and go listen to wilco, dork.

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Friday, 29 December 2006 05:40 (nineteen years ago)

See, that's what I'm talking about. I don't like Wilco. I don't even own a single Wilco record. And you're calling me "dork." And you're how old?

― Not For Use as Infant Nog (A-Ron Hubbard), Friday, 29 December 2006 05:41 (nineteen years ago)

c'mon, nice try, but being in some lame-ass jersey alt-country band automatically makes you a wilco fan! even if you're not.

lol at accusing me of thinking of myself as being an "arbiter of taste." funny on so many levels - esp. coming from the guy who feels it necessary to tell everyone that "forever changes" is "half-assed," whatever that means coming from said loser local band dork.

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Friday, 29 December 2006 05:44 (nineteen years ago)

And that's funny coming from you since you offered to book my band once and got all offended when one of the guys in my band didn't want to play there.

― Not For Use as Infant Nog (A-Ron Hubbard), Friday, 29 December 2006 05:50 (nineteen years ago)

gotta fill a calendar somehow!

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Friday, 29 December 2006 05:50 (nineteen years ago)

Can't take just any booking!

― Not For Use as Infant Nog (A-Ron Hubbard), Friday, 29 December 2006 05:53 (nineteen years ago)

http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/9452/internetre0.gif http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/9048/beefcutsok6.png

― false cat (sleep), Friday, 29 December 2006 05:55 (nineteen years ago)

right, gotta play quality venues like sin-e.

love to see the evidence where i was "offended" you wouldn't play that shithole!

xpost - hi vic!

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Friday, 29 December 2006 05:56 (nineteen years ago)

sleep otm CEASE THE BEEF

― tehresa (tehresa), Friday, 29 December 2006 05:56 (nineteen years ago)

http://manganima.free.fr/divers/mangakoi/images/totoro.gif

― bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Friday, 29 December 2006 06:01 (nineteen years ago)

Well, we played better plenty of better places than Sin-e, but it really doesn't matter. This is pretty ridiculous. BTW, not only do I not like Wilco, I've owned almost no albums in my life that would qualify as alt-country. I just happen to like my band and the guys in it and the songs we play. It's funny that way, but I guess you know my taste better than I do.

― Not For Use as Infant Nog (A-Ron Hubbard), Friday, 29 December 2006 06:02 (nineteen years ago)

not even the knitters??? the knitters album is awesome! POOR LITTLE CRITTER IN THE ROAD...POOR LITTLE CRITTER IN THE ROAD!!!!

― scott seward (121212), Friday, 29 December 2006 06:04 (nineteen years ago)

giant sand!

― bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Friday, 29 December 2006 06:05 (nineteen years ago)

I do like Giant Sand!

― Not For Use as Infant Nog (A-Ron Hubbard), Friday, 29 December 2006 06:07 (nineteen years ago)

I never thought of them as alt-country though!

― Not For Use as Infant Nog (A-Ron Hubbard), Friday, 29 December 2006 06:08 (nineteen years ago)

they're not really

― bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Friday, 29 December 2006 06:09 (nineteen years ago)

drive-by truckers are good too. you should check them out.

― scott seward (121212), Friday, 29 December 2006 06:10 (nineteen years ago)

I don't like them so much! But that's okay!

― Not For Use as Infant Nog (A-Ron Hubbard), Friday, 29 December 2006 06:11 (nineteen years ago)

I read Giant Sand as Giant Drag. "Alt-country??"

― milo (milo), Friday, 29 December 2006 06:18 (nineteen years ago)

good night lovin are a contemporary kinda country/garage rock band. from wisonsin. cemetary trails is a good album. catchy. people compare it to the byrds, but that might be a lazy comparison. there's not much in the way of gorgeous harmonies or anything like that, and it's not a very psychedelic record like some of those byrds records are. but there's a 12 string guitar, and people like to talk about the byrdsd so..

― ian (orion), Friday, 29 December 2006 06:21 (nineteen years ago)

There is a local Jersey alt-country band I really like called The Roadside Graves. I recommend seeing them if you ever get a chance.

― Not For Use as Infant Nog (A-Ron Hubbard), Friday, 29 December 2006 06:35 (nineteen years ago)

i LOVE alt-country!!!!!111

seriously most awesome genre ever!

I need to hear more Wilco though.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Friday, 29 December 2006 08:50 (nineteen years ago)

I used to LOVE LOVE LOVE the Windbreakers. OMG... I need to dig those records out.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Friday, 29 December 2006 08:50 (nineteen years ago)

maybe i'll give Cordelia's Dad a third/fourth chance too.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Friday, 29 December 2006 08:52 (nineteen years ago)

Oh the Roadside Graves! I was just talking them up to brother since he's suddenly Lucero's biggest fan(??). I used to have their album, where the hell did it go......

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 29 December 2006 13:05 (nineteen years ago)

alt country is the worst music since nu country

― If you ain't eatin' WHAM, you ain't eatin' HAM (trm), Friday, 29 December 2006 13:57 (nineteen years ago)

I like non-country music that sounds countryish, I just don't like it when bands get overly deliberate about being "alt-country." Which I know is funny, since that's what my band used to label itself. But I never liked the label, it just stuck.

― Not For Use as Infant Nog (A-Ron Hubbard), Friday, 29 December 2006 15:18 (nineteen years ago)

good night lovin are a contemporary kinda country/garage rock band. from wisonsin.

O rly!

I don't really listen to country but I've been seeing a lot of shows lately 'cause my buddy is in a (Texas swing-ish) country band. Dale Watson, etc. I am seeing one Robbie Fulks on NYE.

― JordanC (JordanC), Friday, 29 December 2006 15:31 (nineteen years ago)

789. Michael Polinko, "director of quality," bass player in a "rock band," #1 Bowflex ambitious facial hair douchebag ruining my tv shows all the time.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 29 December 2006 15:35 (nineteen years ago)

If it wasn't for the douchebaggy facial hair & the douchebaggy leather pants & the douchebaggy barband bass-playing (you know he's singing Hoobastank), I'd be happy to be that guy @ 41.

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Friday, 29 December 2006 15:37 (nineteen years ago)

If it wasn't for every single possible thing about him, yeah, I'm sure he's a great guy. He works for NEUMAN ALUMINUM and is a CERTIFIED PERSONAL TRAINER in Virginia, proving yet again that Virginia is the worst state in the entire U.S. of A.

Yes, I am internet stalking this bastard today. I saw him on my teevee one too many times this week. Michael Palinko, you ruined Christmas Eve.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 29 December 2006 15:40 (nineteen years ago)

Google says he is not an actor, just another amazed customer:

http://www.harrington-group.com/customers/testimonials.asp

"When it comes to product support and account management, your team members are EXTREMELY helpful, informative, and supportive ...THAT is true Customer Service - and trust me I am one satisfied Customer.

Regarding Harrington Products - I have used them extensively over the last 5 years. Doc System / Issue Mgmt / Audit Master 3 / Supplier Rating System are EXCELLENT programs and have enabled me to successfully implement two Quality Systems (ISO9002 / QS9000) for our company. I would highly recommend your products (and do on almost a daily basis) to anyone looking to implement an ISO/ QS9000 based Quality System.

Not only are they extremely easy to use (all windows /access based as opposed to Lotus Notes), they are also very affordable on the budget. Our company is rapidly expanding and we now have 4 companies utilizing Harrington products.

Recently, I returned from Austria where they viewed my Doc System & CA5 (on the laptop). Their request - how do we get them for our site? We would like to put the entire corporation into Harrington products. Again I thank you for all of your assistance..."

Michael D. Polinko
Director of Quality Assurance
Neuman Aluminum USA

http://www.linkedin.com/pub/0/7b7/9b7

― Not For Use as Infant Nog (A-Ron Hubbard), Friday, 29 December 2006 15:40 (nineteen years ago)

790. ailsa on the ILE parenting thread

look I understand that many perfectly decent people don't want kids, actually felt this way myself until it happened. but I don't understand why somebody would inject themselves into a conversation between parents and lecture about (!) using disposable diapers. plz give 1 break.

― m coleman (lovebug ), Friday, 29 December 2006 15:41 (nineteen years ago)

OK - if any part of my life @ 41 resembles Michael Polinko's (aside from the buns of steel), please run me over.

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Friday, 29 December 2006 15:44 (nineteen years ago)

791. ailsa on any thread, I mean FFS she also shot into the Mascara thread to point out that she doesn't wear makeup ever and looks down upon those who do.

xpost Hurting I found all those!! I was amazed that he pimps his satisfaction for TWO companies. But am unwilling to join LinkedIn to find out more about this amazing specimen of horrorshow.

Also yeah Daver I can see where you are coming from re: the body, I mean guy is very fit.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 29 December 2006 15:45 (nineteen years ago)

Wow, Hstencil continues to be a dick. Not that it should surprise me. Funny how he and Stormy use the same insult-rhetoric, though: pedestrian or predictable taste as the ultimate sin, "dork" as the ultimate putdown.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 29 December 2006 16:37 (nineteen years ago)

good night lovin are a contemporary kinda country/garage rock band. from wisonsin.

they were ok live but cemetary trails (outside of the first song on the a side) left me cold. i gave it a few more chances and it never quite grew on me until last weekend which was the first time it didn't totally bore me to death. it's definite indie/alt-country pop songs to my ears which is odd considering kevin mistreater put it out on his dusty medical records label.

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Friday, 29 December 2006 16:43 (nineteen years ago)

pedestrian or predictable taste as the ultimate sin,

Most people I talk to on ILM know me as a jazz nerd anyway!

― Not For Use as Infant Nog (A-Ron Hubbard), Friday, 29 December 2006 16:45 (nineteen years ago)

stfu john you loser.

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Friday, 29 December 2006 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

Uh huh.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 29 December 2006 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.bait-box.com/images/bait-box-sign02.jpg

anyway i'm glad the mother/daughter argument about whether or not the free wireless was "working" in this airport just ended, that was a doozy.

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Friday, 29 December 2006 18:31 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.sumitsays.com/links/images/blue_dress.jpg

― I Used To Work At Parcelforce in Cricklewood (nordicskilla), Friday, 29 December 2006 18:32 (nineteen years ago)

are you ready for the country?

is anyone really?

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Friday, 29 December 2006 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

hey steve shasta, i scored this really awesome chicago (the band) t-shirt at a thrift store in abq yesterday!

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Friday, 29 December 2006 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

plz ethan stop posting on the dawkins thread, kthx.

― remy bean (bean), Friday, 29 December 2006 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

stop posting on your own thread, ethan!

― a mediocre black-and-white cookie in a cellophane wrapper (hanks1ockli), Friday, 29 December 2006 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

esp if you're going to say anything more controversial than "richard dawkins is a jerk"

― a mediocre black-and-white cookie in a cellophane wrapper (hanks1ockli), Friday, 29 December 2006 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

Please let EDVARD BVTT MVNCHAVS3N to continue pulling his pud all over the place, tho.

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Friday, 29 December 2006 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

you'd have to put a gun to my head to read a thread like that.

― scott seward (121212), Friday, 29 December 2006 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

i shouldn't have bothered

― baby wizard sex (gbx), Friday, 29 December 2006 21:28 (nineteen years ago)

y do people always talk about how "beautiful" and "gorgeous" Angelina Jolie is. I DO NOT GET.

― step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Saturday, 30 December 2006 01:18 (nineteen years ago)

how "beautiful" and "gorgeous" Angelina Jolie is = dsls, duh

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Saturday, 30 December 2006 01:21 (nineteen years ago)

watch hackers, dude

― Comrades, meet Tildo Durd (Scourage), Saturday, 30 December 2006 02:25 (nineteen years ago)

no, watch tomb raider.

― ian (orion), Saturday, 30 December 2006 02:31 (nineteen years ago)

She looks kind of awful in either of those movies, watch Mr. & Mrs. Smith.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Saturday, 30 December 2006 04:10 (nineteen years ago)

i do not get either

― nuneb (nuneb), Saturday, 30 December 2006 04:19 (nineteen years ago)

i think she looked best in the gia years.

― the claudine longet invitational (get bent), Saturday, 30 December 2006 04:31 (nineteen years ago)

I'm a Girl, Interrupted man myself.

― milo (milo), Saturday, 30 December 2006 04:37 (nineteen years ago)

Movie, Awful

― amon (amon), Saturday, 30 December 2006 04:50 (nineteen years ago)

wow, now i see what jaymc meant!

― jw (ex machina), Sunday, 31 December 2006 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

Chris Farley was pathetic.

His humour was intended to insult the viewers instead of amusing them.

-- Alexander (mctas...)

Though a lot of people enjoy being insulted, that's what the modern TV is about.

-- Alexander (mctas...)

His humour was intended to insult the viewers instead of amusing them.

What does this even mean, honestly?

Farley had some incredible SNL moments - The Herlihy Boy, the Chris Farley Show, the Weekend Update 'air quotes' character ("maybe I'm not 'hygenic'... Maybe I don't use 'soap', etc.). A lot of his material was written by Bob Odenkirk, who is still a comedy god, awkward-transition-into-feature-films period notwithstanding.

-- Tiki Theater Xymposium (fiestasandsiesta...)

Those are commercial jokes intended ONLY to keep the viewers watching.

I shared my oppinion, now it's up to you either share it or not

PS I like SNL but not Chris Farley.

-- Alexander (mctas...)

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 17:17 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha!

― a mediocre black-and-white cookie in a cellophane wrapper (hanks1ockli), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 17:27 (nineteen years ago)

i don't know what's better, the implication that the jokes are ONLY there to entertain the audience or the PS

― a mediocre black-and-white cookie in a cellophane wrapper (hanks1ockli), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 17:27 (nineteen years ago)

I shared my oppinion, now it's up to you either share it or not

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

less oppinions from morbius please

― shakey mo jopotatoes (bundgee), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 18:06 (nineteen years ago)

you down with opp-inion?

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

Shakey, if you don't like those opinions I have others.

(moving precipitously twd every man on ILX being a dick to me?)

― Dr M (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

what, is hstencil a castrato or something

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 18:30 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.bumblebuns.com/images/Drama%20Queen%20L.jpg

― shakey mo jopotatoes (bundgee), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 18:35 (nineteen years ago)

:p (yeah, that def wdn't stick to ANYONE else around here)

― Dr M (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 18:59 (nineteen years ago)

father, father, we don't need to escalate

― obi strip (sanskrit), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 19:00 (nineteen years ago)

well, is he a castrato or not?!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 20:13 (nineteen years ago)

A kind request to cease action on that discovery, plz.

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 20:15 (nineteen years ago)

thanks, david.

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

7823. bandwagoneers jabbering their mouths off and posting pictures of hideous coaches and players and basically annoying the crap out of me. Plz go to http://www.cantdecidebetweeneaglesandjetsbutwillrootforbothjustincaseoneforafcandnfc.com/ messageboard

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

that link didn't work for me, ally

― urghonomic (gcannon), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 20:27 (nineteen years ago)

get rid of that backslash.

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 20:39 (nineteen years ago)

great! thanks stence!

― urghonomic (gcannon), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

7824. people who go onto threads just to slag the subject of the thread! Seriously, if you haven't seen a film/tv program and have no interest in doing so, WHY are you doing this? It makes no sense to me!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 21:09 (nineteen years ago)

7825. Grout.

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 21:21 (nineteen years ago)

i second that emotion re: 7824

― a mediocre black-and-white cookie in a cellophane wrapper (hanks1ockli), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 21:22 (nineteen years ago)

for a moment there i thought dom was sharing his renovation woes

― a mediocre black-and-white cookie in a cellophane wrapper (hanks1ockli), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 21:22 (nineteen years ago)

re 7834, God knows there were no "Spielberg sucks" post til EVERYONE saw Munich

I saw the Dreamgirls Broadway TV ad when I was in college

― Dr M (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 21:32 (nineteen years ago)

(7824)

― Dr M (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 21:32 (nineteen years ago)

it was annoying when people did it about munich too!

― a mediocre black-and-white cookie in a cellophane wrapper (hanks1ockli), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 21:41 (nineteen years ago)

7824a: People casting their own prejudices/preconceptions as the fault of a genre.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 21:58 (nineteen years ago)

jesus that fucking dreamgirls thread

― a mediocre black-and-white cookie in a cellophane wrapper (hanks1ockli), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 22:08 (nineteen years ago)

that's a rough one

― bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 22:11 (nineteen years ago)

i would like to see that movie though

― giboyojimbo (gbx), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 22:12 (nineteen years ago)

just not with morbs

― giboyojimbo (gbx), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 22:12 (nineteen years ago)

see it with shakey then!

― a mediocre black-and-white cookie in a cellophane wrapper (hanks1ockli), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 22:14 (nineteen years ago)

i don't think so

― giboyojimbo (gbx), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 22:15 (nineteen years ago)

buster

― giboyojimbo (gbx), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 22:15 (nineteen years ago)

but he has so much to say about it

― a mediocre black-and-white cookie in a cellophane wrapper (hanks1ockli), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 22:18 (nineteen years ago)

i don't like people with opinions and theories

― giboyojimbo (gbx), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 22:19 (nineteen years ago)

i'm more interested in gabbneb's take on melisma.

― a mediocre black-and-white cookie in a cellophane wrapper (hanks1ockli), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 22:22 (nineteen years ago)

Melisma is a McCain voter.

― The Many Faces of Gordon Jump (Leon), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 22:25 (nineteen years ago)

Okay fuck you cease & desist thread, now I have to look at Dreamgirls thread.

― has been plagued with problems since its erection in 1978 (nklshs), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 22:28 (nineteen years ago)

haha

― obi strip (sanskrit), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 22:34 (nineteen years ago)

srch Allmans' "Sweet Melisma"

― Dr M (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 22:52 (nineteen years ago)

7825. defense of klosterfuck. i mean, sure, it's probably annoying to be anti- anything all the time, but the dude can't write, has nothing interesting to say, and is basically terrible.

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 22:54 (nineteen years ago)

some people on ilm should just fuck off

― bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 23:03 (nineteen years ago)

trues. btw thnk you sir for your many years of roffles, that klosterfuck one was killer.

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 23:05 (nineteen years ago)

no pun intended, btw!

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 23:05 (nineteen years ago)

that dreamgirls thread:

http://www.trackandkern.com/yh/hitlergurl.gif

― bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 23:18 (nineteen years ago)

I like that one.

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 23:22 (nineteen years ago)

i tried to read a klosterman book once, having found a cheap used copy somewhere. it was that 'cocoa puffs' one. not so good or interesting.

― bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 23:26 (nineteen years ago)

i actually kinda liked fargo rock city in a beach novel kinda way. but i was reading A LOT of books when i worked at that record/book store. i think klosterman's (only) okay when he's talking about himself, completely batshit when he talks about almost anything else.

― violent j (sandboxhulkington), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 23:31 (nineteen years ago)

and his batshitness, unlike, say, chuck's or many other writers i enjoy and respect, isn't even entertaining or well-written, which is the cardinal sin, i think.

― violent j (sandboxhulkington), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 23:32 (nineteen years ago)

i think klosterman's (only) okay when he's talking about himself, completely batshit when he talks about almost anything else.

This is a good distinction. I like Fargo Rock City, too.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 23:37 (nineteen years ago)

xpost

That's a little unfair, just cuz Perry and Schickelgruber both like opera and never listen to other people.

― Dr M (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 14:30 (nineteen years ago)

HI DERE, MR GLASS HOUSE DWELLER

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

I take back everything I said about film fags deciding to ruin threads of films they haven't even seen. COME BACK, ALL HAS BEEN FORGIVEN, I HAD NO IDEA THAT IT COULD BE SO, SO MUCH WORSE. I HAD NO IDEA. AT LEAST YOU GUYS VAGUELY KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT AND AREN'T, LIKE, ARGUING WITH PROFESSIONAL FILM MAKERS OR SOMETHING. Mind=kind of melted.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 16:19 (nineteen years ago)

there's a certain point where that thread basically becomes a perfect storm of ilx badness

― a mediocre black-and-white cookie in a cellophane wrapper (hanks1ockli), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 17:01 (nineteen years ago)

I basically want to netflix this movie now so I can be stunned that it prompted such a reaction.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 17:21 (nineteen years ago)

You probably won't like it! I have no problem with people not liking a movie as long as they aren't Shakey Mo or gabbneb.

― The Many Faces of Gordon Jump (Leon), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 17:35 (nineteen years ago)

or have actually seen it, right

― a mediocre black-and-white cookie in a cellophane wrapper (hanks1ockli), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 17:38 (nineteen years ago)

i saw a film last year. it was called bad santa.

― ^ (cb303), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 17:43 (nineteen years ago)

I haven't seen a movie musical made in the last whatever amount of years that I actually liked very much to be honest; in fact, most of them I've hated a lot so I don't hold high hopes for any modern movie musical. I might very well be pleasantly surprised if the singing is as good as being touted or if the main performances are good.

^^^ ILFing it up whoops

xpost Bad Santa was pretty funny but I don't remember much of it. I saw Lucky Number Slevin last night which was surprisingly good.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 17:43 (nineteen years ago)

i watched the muppet movie yesterday. richard pryor has a coke booger in his right nostril.

― otto midnight has a pudding problem (otto midnight), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 17:46 (nineteen years ago)

If you haven't seen the Bill Condon adap of Dreamgirls you can discuss its GENRE (overmiked '80s Broadway) or its MUSIC (faux Motown)

7826. picking the peanuts out of each others' shit (or we all hv glass houses)

― Dr M (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 17:46 (nineteen years ago)

Morbius, I'm not entirely sure why you're so defensive--you aren't really one of the offenders on the thread, I mean you actually seem like you are familiar with the show! Though seriously your Armond White obsession is worrying.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 17:54 (nineteen years ago)

MOM AND DAD STOP FIGHTING

― obi strip (sanskrit), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

poor kid

― coz larry (bundgee), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

I'm still roffling at getting called Hitler.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 18:54 (nineteen years ago)

i'm calling EVERYONE hitler!

― bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 18:59 (nineteen years ago)

I became a little Hitler in that thread, I admit.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 19:02 (nineteen years ago)

9468531. people who are not funny or zingy trying to be funny or zingy ;_;

Hitler is always funny though :D

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 19:02 (nineteen years ago)

guys I am in a snappy mood lately, just FYI. Like "snap snap Hitler" mood not like mean snappy just to clarify.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 19:03 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.kraft.com.au/nabisco/images/home_Logo.gif

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 19:08 (nineteen years ago)

i got no beef with nabisco, but, yeah, what part of we-think-this-is-kinda-shitty does he not get? i don't even hate klosterdude, i just thought it was a sad-ass obit. and not in a good way.

― scott seward (121212), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 19:27 (nineteen years ago)

7827. "it's not worth it"

(please)

― Dr M (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

i think nabisco is arguing (maybe) that klosterman wrote a mediocre piece and people wouldn't be up in arms if it was just some anonymous obit writer. which i don't think is otm, because the piece is shitty enough to catch flak no matter who the author is.

― bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...

mickey prison rape activist

― bell labs (bell_labs), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:59 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, I know...but maybe...someone has to take up the cause? And there's not exactly a line forming.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 16:00 (nineteen years ago)

hey guys, remember Calum's shilling for the precious animals? yeah.

― nuneb (nuneb), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:58 (nineteen years ago)

Chances of:
Mickey being prison raped > Callum being skinned alive

― sexyDancer (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 21:03 (nineteen years ago)

it's too bad it was him talking about it. i think anthony started a thread about it years ago.

― urghonomic (gcannon), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 21:20 (nineteen years ago)

for or against?

― the kwisatz bacharach (sanskrit), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 21:27 (nineteen years ago)

that thread should be about prison rap

― coz larry (bundgee), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 22:14 (nineteen years ago)

the killfile jokes

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

WHAT?! I CAN'T READ WHAT YOU POSTED HO SNAPPS

― coz larry (bundgee), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

zing zang ZONG

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

fing fang FONGOLOID

― bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

that sounds like a schefterblog post

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.gothamist.com/attachments/jen/2006_12_odonnell.jpg

― bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

ro-face

― ^@^ (map), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:06 (nineteen years ago)

UNNECESSARRY

Gear, ban yrself for that.

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

Or find a moving gif of her CHINGY CHING CHANG CHONG moment.

Or Shaq's version of same.

Or whatever.

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

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