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1. PWNED BY HORNETS

― quinn (quinn), Tuesday, 15 August 2006 17:40 (eighteen years ago) link

doms feets hurt

― voice of leone, Tuesday, 15 August 2006 17:42 (eighteen years ago) link

3. hangover persists into afternoon, ugh

― nklshs (nklshs), Tuesday, 15 August 2006 18:01 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't wanna grow up

― dominique (dleone), Tuesday, 15 August 2006 18:12 (eighteen years ago) link

ilx back

― STRONGO HULKINGTON (strongo), Tuesday, 15 August 2006 18:12 (eighteen years ago) link

BOREDUH.

― hank s1ockli (hanks1ockli), Tuesday, 15 August 2006 18:25 (eighteen years ago) link

Kid broke my GTA:SA CD so if I want to finish the game, I have to buy another copy :(

― Norman Phay (Pashmina), Tuesday, 15 August 2006 18:32 (eighteen years ago) link

Strongo being upset about ilx test environs

― Thee David R., Tuesday, 15 August 2006 19:36 (eighteen years ago) link

ilx broken

― jw, Thursday, 17 August 2006 16:58 (eighteen years ago) link

Pint of bourbon ruptured in trunk, now whole car reaks of bourbon vapors.

(happy face emoticon = almost got drunk on drive to bank by breathing alone)

― nklshs (nklshs), Thursday, 17 August 2006 17:03 (eighteen years ago) link

SSSSOOOOOOO sleepy.

― nklshs (nklshs), Thursday, 24 August 2006 18:03 (eighteen years ago) link

It is so freaky quiet in here, omg, something make a sound.

― nklshs (nklshs), Thursday, 24 August 2006 18:05 (eighteen years ago) link

my roommate and i are doing a cover of Brand New Key by Melanie. actually so far it has just been me. but i think she will do SOMETHING. i just don't know what. sing, i guess. although i already put down the vocals. but we can change that. she wants it to sound like "lani puna" or something. i don't want it to sound like that at all.

― oh hi dere, Thursday, 24 August 2006 18:42 (eighteen years ago) link

lani punani

― nklshs (nklshs), Thursday, 31 August 2006 11:57 (eighteen years ago) link

spacey fuzzed out vadge rock

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Thursday, 31 August 2006 18:14 (eighteen years ago) link

POOS ON ME GRANS FLANGE BEEN THERE FOR A FEW DAYS NOW GETTING CRUSTY SO WEHN I PUT ME BLAKC 12 INCHER OOP HER DRY POOEY FLAPS IT BURNS LIKE FOOKIN BOBBY DAZZLER THOGH THAT LASS

― GARU G, Thursday, 31 August 2006 21:40 (eighteen years ago) link

The movers said they'd be here with my stuff "soon" THREE HOURS AGO.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Thursday, 31 August 2006 22:17 (eighteen years ago) link

woah... movers while still in college?! how much stuff do you have?!

― tehresa (tehresa), Thursday, 31 August 2006 23:09 (eighteen years ago) link

I am from NC and go to school in Boston so I have to store basically everything in MA over the summer. All I bring home are clothes, laptop, and makeup, basically. WHICH IS ALL I HAVE RIGHT NOW YAY.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Thursday, 31 August 2006 23:13 (eighteen years ago) link

I should say "basically" more often.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Thursday, 31 August 2006 23:18 (eighteen years ago) link

i am from sc and i went to school in ny and managed to make it through college without movers

just sayin

― tehresa (tehresa), Thursday, 31 August 2006 23:31 (eighteen years ago) link

I should say "basically" more often.

This is not true. Of anyone.

― trees (trees), Friday, 1 September 2006 00:13 (eighteen years ago) link

Eh, they aren't movers as much as the people I stored my stuff with who are bringing me my stuff back, but "movers" is so much easier to type. :D If I drove or took the train or did anything that let me have more than three bags it wouldn't be necessary, but I don't have a car that could make it 700 miles. :/ It's just bed linens and towels and stuff, I don't mean to come off like some super-overloaded princess (although I am a TOTAL pack rat).

Whereabouts in SC are you from?

xpost

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Friday, 1 September 2006 01:39 (eighteen years ago) link

i guess i'll let it slide then.

i'm from greenville.

― tehresa (tehresa), Friday, 1 September 2006 02:04 (eighteen years ago) link

so what number are we up to in here?

4. mac OS9 work computer slowly but surely becoming incompatible with entire internet

― dmr, Friday, 1 September 2006 02:59 (eighteen years ago) link

5. linux desktop at work won't print, and says no TCP is available, yet i know it lies.

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Friday, 1 September 2006 06:47 (eighteen years ago) link

6. Having to save my bummer to crush all bummerz for the non-beta version. HOLY SHIT THOUGH IT'S A DOOZY.

― John Justen wants to hit you in the head with a pipewrench. (John Justen), Friday, 1 September 2006 16:32 (eighteen years ago) link

7. having it be semi-busy at work on the Friday before Labor Day

― dominique (dleone), Friday, 1 September 2006 16:52 (eighteen years ago) link

7b. and being apparently the only one in North America who isn't getting out early

― nklshs (nklshs), Friday, 1 September 2006 20:12 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm still here. :(

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 1 September 2006 20:31 (eighteen years ago) link

ughhhhhhh

(not directed at you, jaymc)

― tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 2 September 2006 06:30 (eighteen years ago) link

one month passes...

8. Friend goes to Ren Faire with my crush and DOES NOT INVITE ME WTF.

― jessiemonster, Sunday, 15 October 2006 05:40 (eighteen years ago) link

9. coughing so much that afx is micing me up for his next drill 'n' bass album

― step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, 15 October 2006 19:02 (eighteen years ago) link

that is no friend, jessie.

― trees (trees), Sunday, 15 October 2006 19:42 (eighteen years ago) link

10. flat tire after spending a coupla rainy hours trying to register people to vote. THIS is what i get for civic participation.

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Sunday, 15 October 2006 19:52 (eighteen years ago) link

11. I cannot vote this year, because I didn't reregister in Ohio.

― trees (trees), Sunday, 15 October 2006 19:53 (eighteen years ago) link

12. Hung-over and @work on a Sunday. Cheap beer damn it

― jergins (jergins), Sunday, 15 October 2006 20:03 (eighteen years ago) link

13. my sure ot be exciting 'infernal affairs'-watching party keeps getting moved back because the dude who's got the dvd is constantly busy

― deep space nine, Monday, 16 October 2006 04:07 (eighteen years ago) link

yo kingfish, make an ilg thread!

― carlton banks, Monday, 16 October 2006 07:43 (eighteen years ago) link

14. "board database failure" prevents zinging of JW. :(

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 15:15 (eighteen years ago) link

oh that really IS a bummer!

― tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 29 October 2006 15:39 (eighteen years ago) link

wht is teh deal

― trees (trees), Sunday, 29 October 2006 21:06 (eighteen years ago) link

15. girlcrush apparently off the market, as it were
16. STILL NO HEAT.

― jessie la bete, Sunday, 29 October 2006 22:05 (eighteen years ago) link

16. otm
17. laundry place put my not-so-cheap, totally awesome wool sweater in the dryer :( :( :(

― tehresa (tehresa), Monday, 30 October 2006 02:47 (eighteen years ago) link

18. she has a boyfriend :(

― nklshs (nklshs), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 14:23 (eighteen years ago) link

19. all signs in spoilerland point to Eko becoming dead on LOST tonight

― nklshs (nklshs), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 16:30 (eighteen years ago) link

well the producers say that someone definitely dies. eko would be a bummer because a) he's awesome, and b) it'd take more guts to kill off a s1 regular.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 16:32 (eighteen years ago) link

yeah it'd be kind of lame for YET ANOTHER tailie to get it. Lately I have been kind of wishing Kate would kick the bucket.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 17:21 (eighteen years ago) link

kate is teh hott.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 17:29 (eighteen years ago) link

also DUMB.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 17:31 (eighteen years ago) link

Kate's not dumb, she just can't make up her mind if she wants to be a badass or a widdwe girw.

Oh oh, since we're talking about LOST, my roomy was watching the s2 finale, and in the very last minute or two, when they pick up Jack Kate Sawyer and put bags over there heads, for approximately 3/4 of a second, Alex grabbed Kate's boobs. HOTTEST THING EVER.

― nklshs (nklshs), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 17:52 (eighteen years ago) link

BUMMERZ:

20. bco/lost message boards/etc poor substitute for eye el ex

― nklshs (nklshs), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 17:53 (eighteen years ago) link

ya rly what am I supposed to do at work for the next four hours? the mail hasn't even come yet. :((

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 18:14 (eighteen years ago) link

sandbox LOST thread

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 18:52 (eighteen years ago) link

21. just realized bibliography I am alphabetizing is 17 PAGES LONG.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 19:45 (eighteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

22. don't have the balls to start "displaced ilxors mount up" thread on BCO

― nklshs (nklshs), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 22:09 (eighteen years ago) link

waht is BCO

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 22:57 (eighteen years ago) link

battered chipmunk ovaries

― jbr, Thursday, 16 November 2006 00:28 (eighteen years ago) link

Bachman-Couric Overdrive

― I Am Curious (George) (Slight Return) (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 20:36 (eighteen years ago) link

which is worse - bco or williamsboard? i'm gonna go w/ williamsboard.

― tehresa (tehresa), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 22:47 (eighteen years ago) link

goddamn it, i have to work today AND there's no ilx? long day just got longer.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 24 November 2006 14:48 (seventeen years ago) link

23. bank account jacked on thanksgiving

― lf (lfam), Friday, 24 November 2006 18:11 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, i thought i had $23 left so i went to take out $20 and it turns out i had only $9 left. this was on wednesday night. i have a dollar a day for each day until i get paid again. i'm going to go to the grocery store and buy a can of coke or something and take out the remaining $7 and use that to get into a show tonight. hopefully i won't have to pay the cover and i can use that seven dollars for a pair of beers.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 24 November 2006 18:24 (seventeen years ago) link

i meant that its security was compromised but i feel for you dude

― lf (lfam), Friday, 24 November 2006 19:57 (seventeen years ago) link

lol

working the day after thanksgiving, ilx is broken, i am hungover.

― grady (grady), Friday, 24 November 2006 20:03 (seventeen years ago) link

dang, sorry, yr situation is way worse than mine. i get paid 3 times this month, thank god.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 24 November 2006 20:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Given my financial situation, I'm really amused by the whole "buy nothing day" handwringing.

THANKS DUDE LIKE I HAVE A CHOICE.

― John Justen wants to hit you in the head with a pipewrench. (John Justen), Friday, 24 November 2006 20:08 (seventeen years ago) link

24. Only active Noize thread being bummerz thread bodes poorly for noize dudez.

― John Justen wants to hit you in the head with a pipewrench. (John Justen), Friday, 24 November 2006 20:24 (seventeen years ago) link

otm on the buy nothing day stuff.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Friday, 24 November 2006 20:32 (seventeen years ago) link

otto, i'll take being hungover over being broke. yr situation is worse.

― grady (grady), Friday, 24 November 2006 21:09 (seventeen years ago) link

oh, sorry grady i was commiserating with lfam. this morning i was broke and hungover, now i am broke and cranky.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 24 November 2006 21:25 (seventeen years ago) link

25. intense need for combination breathalyzer/lock on cell phone. I think I called everyone I've ever met last night. Oh tequila. :/

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Saturday, 25 November 2006 15:18 (seventeen years ago) link

26. have to go back but i wish i could spend one more day here. importance of r&r = cannot be overstated.

― tiki barbra, Saturday, 25 November 2006 16:24 (seventeen years ago) link

who tiki babs is?

i agree re: r&r but i might be ready to go back tomorrow...

― tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 25 November 2006 17:29 (seventeen years ago) link

jbr

― tiki barbra, Saturday, 25 November 2006 17:32 (seventeen years ago) link

27. @ work.

― John Justen wants to hit you in the head with a pipewrench. (John Justen), Saturday, 25 November 2006 17:34 (seventeen years ago) link

hayyyyy
xpost

― tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 25 November 2006 17:34 (seventeen years ago) link

28. fuck a UGA

― step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Saturday, 25 November 2006 23:58 (seventeen years ago) link

argh holy fuck i needs da weed i'm not writing paper once i fly into oberlin tomorrow i am buying a sack and rolling a fattie JUST FOR ME

(goin crazy)

― trees (trees), Sunday, 26 November 2006 05:31 (seventeen years ago) link

I WILL DIE ALONE

― sometimes (andre), Sunday, 26 November 2006 08:11 (seventeen years ago) link

(30)

― sometimes (andre), Sunday, 26 November 2006 08:16 (seventeen years ago) link

a/s/l?

― the jeffersonian grid, Sunday, 26 November 2006 09:01 (seventeen years ago) link

31. have a paper to write but not enough source material on the topic
31a. normally i'd be able to bullshit my way through it but it's most likely going to be read/graded by the tough-as-nails TA (who rejected my first paper idea and who always tells people they're WRONG in our class discussions)

― the spanish grid, Sunday, 26 November 2006 16:26 (seventeen years ago) link

30a. drinking, becoming maudlin

― dave and ansell adams (andre), Sunday, 26 November 2006 18:55 (seventeen years ago) link

32. camera not working - lens issue?? rrgh. still under warranty tho. i still find it unsettling, bummer.
33. woke up hungover, which i can deal with, fine, but to find my intermanet login connection thing erased and also not all my firefox bookmarks there?? had backup file obv but why this things happen? apparently comp is virus free... (upside is that i could not be drunk on sandbox threads at 4am, phew)
34. sinks still clogged, drano didn't work, is grosser tahn ever
35. sad command over english language today

― impermanent rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Sunday, 26 November 2006 19:01 (seventeen years ago) link

36. Back in dorm & heaters apparently are set to "BROIL" with no way to shut them off

― step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, 26 November 2006 23:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Keep the faith, Arbin! For the drain, I recommend a plumber's snake -- I got one at the hardware store for under $8 and it cleaned out everything. Just watch out for the little hook that closes the drain stopper, if it's that kind of drain, because that thing can get UNhooked and then I don't know what to do.

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 27 November 2006 00:26 (seventeen years ago) link

37. stupid-ass tourist bullshit christmas parade closing off hollywood blvd AND sunset for two hours

― jbr, Monday, 27 November 2006 03:05 (seventeen years ago) link

38. no fewer than a dozen homeless people asked me for money over the course of the day. i sympathize and all, but it's a bit overwhelming. why are there so many people living on the streets? cmon, l.a., figure your shit out.

― jbr, Monday, 27 November 2006 03:17 (seventeen years ago) link

39. leaving seattle fap early to go to a study group which was cancelled (less than an hour before it was scheduled to start) because the person with access to the room has "never driven in the snow before."

40. feeling progressively sicker

― Lingbert (Lingbert), Monday, 27 November 2006 03:41 (seventeen years ago) link

41. Roommate's inane phone conversations. SHUT THE FUCK UP.

― grbchv!, Monday, 27 November 2006 04:19 (seventeen years ago) link

42. rumor of a tsunami spread state-wide today (totally false).

― grady (grady), Monday, 27 November 2006 09:18 (seventeen years ago) link

43. way more tired and out of it post-coffee than pre-coffee

― v (sleep), Monday, 27 November 2006 15:49 (seventeen years ago) link

44. sonned in a wii beef again by 10 minutes

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Monday, 27 November 2006 15:56 (seventeen years ago) link

45. boss is out today so i have to attend the "admin meeting" in her place (2 hours of blowhards)

― lxy (lxy), Monday, 27 November 2006 17:19 (seventeen years ago) link

46. gf officially got job. moving to chicago shortly after xmas.

― strongo, Monday, 27 November 2006 17:24 (seventeen years ago) link

(or sooner, should they need her to.)

― strongo, Monday, 27 November 2006 17:24 (seventeen years ago) link

47. also, momz still sick.

― strongo, Monday, 27 November 2006 17:24 (seventeen years ago) link

moving to chicago shortly after xmas.

not a more depressing time to be here than after new years. holidays are over, spring training is months away and there's still at least 8 weeks left of face-crackingly cold weather. but then there's 3 days of spring and it's 90 degrees and humid again.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Monday, 27 November 2006 18:13 (seventeen years ago) link

come visit, strongo.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 27 November 2006 18:22 (seventeen years ago) link

yes. jan 1st till february 15th is the worst time of the year in chicago.

― grady (grady), Monday, 27 November 2006 18:24 (seventeen years ago) link

HM maybe time to reconsider visiting chicago

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Monday, 27 November 2006 18:31 (seventeen years ago) link

that's the worst time of the year pretty much anywhere north of florida

― dmr, Monday, 27 November 2006 18:59 (seventeen years ago) link

yes.

― trees (trees), Monday, 27 November 2006 19:05 (seventeen years ago) link

48. unable to play wii at work

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Monday, 27 November 2006 19:08 (seventeen years ago) link

i'd rather be in memphis in late february than mid august. i'd also take st. louis in winter over st. louis in summer.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Monday, 27 November 2006 19:38 (seventeen years ago) link

i'd also take st. louis in winter over st. louis in summer

I grew up there

baseball and nasty humidity >>> ice and slush and no baseball imo

― dmr, Monday, 27 November 2006 19:50 (seventeen years ago) link

49. no one posting

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Monday, 27 November 2006 20:04 (seventeen years ago) link

i am posting.

― grbchv! (gbx), Monday, 27 November 2006 20:19 (seventeen years ago) link

50. getting my ass kicked by work because of holiday = no posting

― strongo, Monday, 27 November 2006 20:25 (seventeen years ago) link

51. "actually, blount..." gone forever?

― Grandpa Noise, Monday, 27 November 2006 20:25 (seventeen years ago) link

52. still no wii for mii

― hank s1ockli (hanks1ockli), Monday, 27 November 2006 22:38 (seventeen years ago) link

53. http://www.canada.com/montrealgazette/news/story.html?id=c30ca379-b54b-4554-8034-bb8c2c473452&k=68033

― hank s1ockli (hanks1ockli), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 17:39 (seventeen years ago) link

slocki, i will pour out some molson for you tonight while i am playing twilight princess

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 17:55 (seventeen years ago) link

54. Noize Board turning into I Love Film

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 17:57 (seventeen years ago) link

55. jmc with sand in vagina

― Bill Weber (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 18:01 (seventeen years ago) link

haha (xp)

― hank s1ockli (hanks1ockli), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 18:02 (seventeen years ago) link

cosign on 53 wtf

― impermanent rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 02:58 (seventeen years ago) link

so pissed

― hank s1ockli (hanks1ockli), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 03:10 (seventeen years ago) link

I just wanted to post pretty pictures of mine own personal sandbox.
:-(

-- masonic boom (kateotheremai...), November 29th, 2006

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 11:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Can you get sand in your sandbox?

― Domino Man (Modal Fugue), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 11:23 (seventeen years ago) link

56. bitchy counterlady at haandi only gave me one chunk of chicken in my platter. also, the naan is like a giant hamburger bun disc.

(whenever i post extremely minor bummerz like this i get nervous, like the universal power is reading over my shoulder and thinking, "i'll REALLY give you something to cry about, girlie.")

― Lauren (lauren), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 18:10 (seventeen years ago) link

57. stood up for lunch. (mostly bummerz because i'm HUNGRY.)

― strongo, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 18:16 (seventeen years ago) link

at first i was like, "what's so bad about having to eat while standing?"

― grady (grady), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 18:47 (seventeen years ago) link

at first i was like, "what's so bad about having to eat while standing?"

blogs.britannica.com/blog/main/2006/11/anthropology/

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 18:51 (seventeen years ago) link

58. have a cold i think. feel like shit. have to go to work soon. took me forever at the grocery store to find medicine with pseudomethhead stuff in it. stupid methheads.

― scott seward (121212), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 18:56 (seventeen years ago) link

58a. coming down with something. at work. want to be in bed.

― tehresa (tehresa), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 20:32 (seventeen years ago) link

i will cosign these having a cold posts, and raise you wisdom tooth-related pain.

― ian (orion), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 20:40 (seventeen years ago) link

58b. THAT BETTER NOT BE A TICKLE IN MY THROAT
59. PLEASE LEARN HOW TO USE EXCEL YOU DUMB FEMALE PERSON THING

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 20:45 (seventeen years ago) link

60. URL to favorite baseball snooze site got JACKED by jerky domain stealing jerks

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 21:39 (seventeen years ago) link

60a. my old websites jacked too

― jw (ex machina), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 22:01 (seventeen years ago) link

60b. all my old blogs now hawk cell phones

― strongo, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 22:02 (seventeen years ago) link

61. car locks frozen!

― jergins (jergins), Thursday, 30 November 2006 01:12 (seventeen years ago) link

60b. all my old blogs now hawk cell phones

-- strongo (wt...), Today. (later)

please use that sentence as a title for something... album... book... mix tape... poem cycle

― hank s1ockli (hanks1ockli), Thursday, 30 November 2006 03:59 (seventeen years ago) link

62. parents. srsly.

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Thursday, 30 November 2006 05:35 (seventeen years ago) link

it's like they just don't... understand.

― hank s1ockli (hanks1ockli), Thursday, 30 November 2006 06:49 (seventeen years ago) link

63. Supershow not so super.
I did bump into Bowie though. Literally!

― forksclovetofu (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 30 November 2006 07:06 (seventeen years ago) link

i fell asleep and missed it :(
how was he lookin?

― tehresa (tehresa), Thursday, 30 November 2006 11:33 (seventeen years ago) link

64. lost bummer due to not being logged in and forgetting name/address.
65. big zit on nose. rudolphian.
66. waiting to find out if i'm going from contract to hire. either i'll get hired or i'll get my 30 days notice. losing sleep. pain in the ass to deal with holiday plans when you don't know if you'll have a job.

― msp, Thursday, 30 November 2006 13:06 (seventeen years ago) link

67. feel like there is a bowling ball in my abdomen due to last night's whiskey/pot roast extravaganza.

― Lauren (lauren), Thursday, 30 November 2006 14:50 (seventeen years ago) link

68. that Country Kitchen background BS on the EAT ME thread

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Thursday, 30 November 2006 15:02 (seventeen years ago) link

69. so cold last night that the key to my bike lock broke off in the lock. was borrowing roommate's gargantuan and $$$ mountain bike, and had to call him to help steal it. thankfully he owns a grinder.

― grbchv! (gbx), Thursday, 30 November 2006 16:10 (seventeen years ago) link

70. dog woke me up by licking the roof of my mouth.

― remy bean (bean), Thursday, 30 November 2006 16:14 (seventeen years ago) link

NOTE TO REMY: SLEP W MOUF CLOESD.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 30 November 2006 16:18 (seventeen years ago) link

EEURGH @ 70.

― Norman Phay (Pashmina), Thursday, 30 November 2006 16:24 (seventeen years ago) link

IM IN UR MOUF
LIKUN ALL UR PLAQ

― remy bean (bean), Thursday, 30 November 2006 16:31 (seventeen years ago) link

GBs, other people are funny, too, but your stories always offer the best mental images, viz you and roommate nonchalantly grinding off a lock in the middle of Main Street while suspicious drunken crowd gathers, having to find nearest outlet + extension cord to plug it into, comedy of errors, etc.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 30 November 2006 16:38 (seventeen years ago) link

71. myspace not letting me post teh funneh image comments. :(((
72. tummy says ow.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Thursday, 30 November 2006 17:43 (seventeen years ago) link

73. wtf baseballthinkfactory?

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 30 November 2006 20:03 (seventeen years ago) link

74. Suddenly after years of not remembering my dreams, I start to dream again except they're all nightmares (really bad ones)

― blastocsyt (blastocyst), Thursday, 30 November 2006 20:08 (seventeen years ago) link

re: 70 - if I had a dog this would happen a lot because I have a nasal condition that causes me to breathe thru the mouth while sleeping

― blastocsyt (blastocyst), Thursday, 30 November 2006 20:10 (seventeen years ago) link

75. Barely qualifies as bummer but my life is devoid of crush-prospects and it's irking me. Pooh.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 30 November 2006 20:11 (seventeen years ago) link

re: 74, i don't remember mine but there were two exceptions last week where i woke up in a panic. disorienting and crazy dreams get a \:| emoticon from me.

re: 75 line forms to the rear, sister.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 30 November 2006 20:12 (seventeen years ago) link

76. Landlord/Superintendent war is getting serious

― blastocsyt (blastocyst), Thursday, 30 November 2006 20:12 (seventeen years ago) link

73. wtf baseballthinkfactory?

See #60. :)

FWIW, I found out (via the BTF Wiki) (yes, they have a Wiki) that the site's still there. There's just a problem w/ the domain ownership / transfer. For a b-ball news fix (w/out the pithy commentary), go to BallBug.com.

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Thursday, 30 November 2006 20:13 (seventeen years ago) link

77. my dislike of Half Nelson has possibly cost any summer makeout opportunities w/ jaymc

― Dr M (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 30 November 2006 20:22 (seventeen years ago) link

I think the girlfriend is a greater obstacle, Morbs! But what do I know...

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 30 November 2006 20:25 (seventeen years ago) link

(it depends how srsly one takes anything the dude sez)

― Dr M (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 30 November 2006 20:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Laurel OTM. :D

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 30 November 2006 20:35 (seventeen years ago) link

78. being 6'4" in an office where the next tallest person is 5'10" has caused many tasks to become part of my job - restocking paper towels/toilet paper (because they are kept on high shelf [how they get up there to begin with I'll never know]), getting files from the insanely high top shelf in the file room upstairs, etc.

― drunk Friendster massage (nklshs), Thursday, 30 November 2006 21:06 (seventeen years ago) link

79. female piece of bong slide broke :(

― ian (orion), Friday, 1 December 2006 05:02 (seventeen years ago) link

80. stuff

― hank s1ockli (hanks1ockli), Friday, 1 December 2006 05:04 (seventeen years ago) link

81. AT WORK

― strongo, Friday, 1 December 2006 05:18 (seventeen years ago) link

82. high of 80F yesterday, snow today, stuck inside because the state shuts down at the thought of ice, sleet, snow or a cool breeze.

― milo (milo), Friday, 1 December 2006 06:16 (seventeen years ago) link

83. roomy might have to go, in the past week he has: borrowed my car without asking while I slept (drunk [again {with a suspended license}]), invited people over while I slept (loud people who have just come over after the closing of bars [which close at 2:30 am here]), brought drugs/drug users into my house I have specifically told him not to, and this morning I woke up to the smell of smoke, as he had fallen asleep with the stove on (judging by the fry batter detritus & black crust at bottom of pot, I think he was deep frying stuff to boot)

84. cannot exactly afford life right now w/o monthly rent payments made out to me

― drunk Friendster massage (nklshs), Friday, 1 December 2006 13:50 (seventeen years ago) link

79. female piece of bong slide broke :(

-- ian (dr.carl.saga...), December 1st, 2006. (later) (link)

You can buy replacements for those! I have fixed about a million due to being clumsiest evar.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Friday, 1 December 2006 14:18 (seventeen years ago) link

85. late night call from ex after getting home from all-day funeral, early next morning hungover freezing rain

― hank s1ockli (hanks1ockli), Friday, 1 December 2006 15:01 (seventeen years ago) link

86. worst day EVER yesterday

― latebloomer (clonefeed), Friday, 1 December 2006 15:05 (seventeen years ago) link

87. in ur library, fallin asleep on ur desk

― durdt bagge stijl (get bent), Friday, 1 December 2006 16:06 (seventeen years ago) link

88. Somehow a night of drinking & Wii turned into a night of shitty bars & foul company

― blastocsyt (blastocyst), Friday, 1 December 2006 17:31 (seventeen years ago) link

89. i am worried about us all
90. like, four hours of sleep last night
91. think i'm getting sick
92. rocky balblow-a more like

― strongo, Friday, 1 December 2006 17:33 (seventeen years ago) link

93. surgery + pneumonia

― ^@^, Friday, 1 December 2006 17:34 (seventeen years ago) link

89. High buck offer on lap steel, which is :), except I was planning on selling to Gbx, and now he will hate me, which is :(

― John Justen wants to hit you in the head with a pipewrench. (John Justen), Friday, 1 December 2006 17:36 (seventeen years ago) link

oh no map :( you ok?

― hank s1ockli (hanks1ockli), Friday, 1 December 2006 17:36 (seventeen years ago) link

94. no more wire

― markp (map), Friday, 1 December 2006 17:37 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm mostly fine, just filled with hate and impediment

― markp (map), Friday, 1 December 2006 17:38 (seventeen years ago) link

95. one-time hookup from september ROLLS HIS EYES AT ME in the street. not exactly brokenhearted but DAMN what a blow to the ego.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Friday, 1 December 2006 17:52 (seventeen years ago) link

maybe he was about to have a seizure!

― hank s1ockli (hanks1ockli), Friday, 1 December 2006 17:53 (seventeen years ago) link

that would be an embarrassing faux pas

― hank s1ockli (hanks1ockli), Friday, 1 December 2006 17:53 (seventeen years ago) link

or maybe he was having an internal monologue that went "what was i thinking when i let THAT one get away?" and then had to roll his eyes in disbelief.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 1 December 2006 17:54 (seventeen years ago) link

96. all week long these dudes have been replacing the pipes in my shower, sinks, and toilet. so i get home last night and see they've finally patched up the holes in my place. of course, they used one of my mixing bowls to mix grout, but that's minor compared to the fact that right now where i should have a showerhead there is a pristine, freshly patched wall because they forgot to put the damn thing back in, despite it sitting right in front of them.

― deep space nine (deep space nine), Friday, 1 December 2006 17:55 (seventeen years ago) link

97. Last night I dreamt I was trapped in the DPRK and Kim Jong Il was in love with me.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Friday, 1 December 2006 18:01 (seventeen years ago) link

oh man #96... you have to admit that's kind of hilarious.

― hank s1ockli (hanks1ockli), Friday, 1 December 2006 18:22 (seventeen years ago) link

it is! i had to sneak into an empty unlocked apartment in my building this morning to take a shower, though ; (

― deep space nine (deep space nine), Friday, 1 December 2006 18:41 (seventeen years ago) link

oh thats priceslessly annoying

― bb, Friday, 1 December 2006 18:47 (seventeen years ago) link

98. intense irritation/itching in the following places: earlobes & backsides of ears, flesh surrouding eyes, outer lip area...freaking out a little

― drunk Friendster massage (nklshs), Friday, 1 December 2006 19:09 (seventeen years ago) link

Just took a benadryl, hoping it's just an allergic reaction to, um, something.

― drunk Friendster massage (nklshs), Friday, 1 December 2006 19:09 (seventeen years ago) link

it's ok, JJ, i don't have high bucks

― grbchv! (gbx), Friday, 1 December 2006 21:23 (seventeen years ago) link

99. Work-related BUMMERZ mean I can't go to my nephews' house tonight & show them the joy & beauty of Lego Star Wars II on the XBox 360.

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Friday, 1 December 2006 22:05 (seventeen years ago) link

100. surgical boot looks like an a-shoe

― ^@^ (map), Friday, 1 December 2006 22:29 (seventeen years ago) link

101. I JUST GOT CALLED ABOUT IMPORTANT WORK SHIT

AT MIDNIGHT EST

HOLY FUCK IT'S A GOOD THING FOR MY FUCKASS INSURANCE COMPANY I'M A LOSER

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Saturday, 2 December 2006 05:05 (seventeen years ago) link

102. Left party alone.

― Laurel (Laurel), Saturday, 2 December 2006 08:36 (seventeen years ago) link

103a. In midst of bad legal process due to own stupidity. (don't tip that bottle before you get behind the wheel, folks).
103b. Cannot drive.
103c. I foresee massive debt.

― trees (trees), Saturday, 2 December 2006 15:15 (seventeen years ago) link

104. I'M IN YER BELLY, GIVIN U FOOD POISONING

― ian (orion), Saturday, 2 December 2006 15:50 (seventeen years ago) link

105. fell asleep at 10 on friday, slept til almost 11 this morning. still feel like teh sick and have to work tonight and tomorrow night (hi, no weekend) :-\

― tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 2 December 2006 16:19 (seventeen years ago) link

106. 3yr relationship (probably) ending.

― grady (grady), Saturday, 2 December 2006 16:45 (seventeen years ago) link

107. was lured out last night by promises of karaoke, but we never ended up going to the karaoke bar (we did have a pretty good time tho; the evening ended with me drinking miller lite out of a can in one hand and ethiopian honey wine from a really nice wine glass in the other hand)

― durdt bagge stijl (get bent), Saturday, 2 December 2006 18:12 (seventeen years ago) link

107a. i can never go to karaoke anymore cause it's super late on tuesdays and i haft get up early on wednesdays
107b. still have never tried ethiopean wine!

― tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 2 December 2006 18:17 (seventeen years ago) link

108. woke up with unidentifiable green blob on my pillow and realized i'd SLEPT ON MY GUM

― durdt bagge stijl (get bent), Saturday, 2 December 2006 18:23 (seventeen years ago) link

gum pillow

ihttp://www.crosioassociates.com/images/amp/image030.jpg

― trees (trees), Saturday, 2 December 2006 19:28 (seventeen years ago) link

109. car needs various things replaced before next year's inspection, goodbye 300-500 dollars.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Saturday, 2 December 2006 20:04 (seventeen years ago) link

110. couldn't talk family out of pre-pre-Christmas dinner at Red Lobster

― milo (milo), Sunday, 3 December 2006 03:15 (seventeen years ago) link

jbrs on dates

102 = my entire life

― grbchv! (gbx), Sunday, 3 December 2006 03:22 (seventeen years ago) link

102 = everyone's life.

111. surprise visit at work

― ian (orion), Sunday, 3 December 2006 03:23 (seventeen years ago) link

112. so alone

― latebloomer (clonefeed), Sunday, 3 December 2006 03:35 (seventeen years ago) link

see all other bummers

― grbchv! (gbx), Sunday, 3 December 2006 03:49 (seventeen years ago) link

103a. In midst of bad legal process due to own stupidity. (don't tip that bottle before you get behind the wheel, folks).
103b. Cannot drive.
103c. I foresee massive debt.

The worst of all bummers. Mine didn't cost me much (relatively - $700 fine, $300 lawyer-friend discount), but the whole thing was fucked (double-fucked because I was under 21 - over 21 I could have pled down). Also spent a little time in teh jail because I had chronic breathing problems and couldn't complete my community service/work release.

It kept me from drinking at all for almost three years and I won't even look at booze if there's a chance I'll drive.

― milo (milo), Sunday, 3 December 2006 04:12 (seventeen years ago) link

113. holiday shopping retardedness.

stores visited: 5
items found and purchased: 0

― msp, Sunday, 3 December 2006 04:15 (seventeen years ago) link

114a. the wife chewing me out for buying her presents for the holidays. never in my freakin life would i have thought that "Don't buy me anything this year" would result in bullshit if i chose to ignore it. one of the gifts: a $20 travel guide to flippin ethiopia... she wants more than anything to adopt a little girl from there and i've been totally weirded out by another kid, etc etc... but finally have sorta come around... and this was my way of telling her. fuck. score zero for sweetness.

in her defense, her thinking of course is, "bastard keeps spending money we need to go to ethiopia!"

114b. spending the rest of your life with ANYBODY = pita. (at least occasionally.) ((okay, maybe more than occasionally, but... ))
m.

― msp, Sunday, 3 December 2006 04:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Oy, the most annoying part of the party was there was a past make-out accomplice there who made a point of telling me he's started seeing someone and then walked away. Uh, get over yourself and have a conversation with me, we're at a friend's birthday party, fer chrissake?

― Laurel (Laurel), Sunday, 3 December 2006 05:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Otherwise it was lovely; we drank wine out of bottles and danced to soul records in the smoking room and I just caught the last bus home for the next 45 minutes. I even cut the birthday cake CARLY-STYLE, thanks to her Monday night lessons.

― Laurel (Laurel), Sunday, 3 December 2006 05:29 (seventeen years ago) link

115. Polite conversation. Lose/lose.

― Laurel (Laurel), Sunday, 3 December 2006 05:42 (seventeen years ago) link

msp, your wife is Angelina Jolie and I claim my err...bottle of vodka.

― Laurel (Laurel), Sunday, 3 December 2006 05:44 (seventeen years ago) link

are you drunk laurel?

― ian (orion), Sunday, 3 December 2006 05:52 (seventeen years ago) link

I am sober as a church mouse, I've only downed a few too many chips ahoys and some peppermint tea. I took a nap thinking I was going out later but then cancelled, so I'm a little bouncing off the counters right now. I might watch another movie.

― Laurel (Laurel), Sunday, 3 December 2006 05:56 (seventeen years ago) link

it's already one! i watched a disc of arrested development seasons 2. i think i wanna go to bed soon :(

― ian (orion), Sunday, 3 December 2006 05:58 (seventeen years ago) link

SLEEP TIGHT, NEIGHBOR.

― Laurel (Laurel), Sunday, 3 December 2006 05:59 (seventeen years ago) link

116. none o you clownz at Daddys at 2am

― Dr M (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 3 December 2006 21:01 (seventeen years ago) link

117. absurdly broke just in time for holiday cheer
118. suicidal thoughts. often. worrisome.

― strongo, Sunday, 3 December 2006 21:05 (seventeen years ago) link

116a. Morbs don't have a cell phone

any posts complaining about xmas shopping COSIGN

― jw (ex machina), Sunday, 3 December 2006 21:30 (seventeen years ago) link

solution to xmas shopping woes: be broke, do not buy anyone anything.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Sunday, 3 December 2006 21:31 (seventeen years ago) link

119. drinking injuries
120. ex texting me about hitting on girls at the precise moment of lowest hangover self-loathing doom.

― bell labs (bell_labs), Sunday, 3 December 2006 23:22 (seventeen years ago) link

121. went looking for 3BRs today in Bushwick...MISTAKE

― blastocsyt (blastocyst), Sunday, 3 December 2006 23:31 (seventeen years ago) link

stay strong, strongo

― friday (lfam), Sunday, 3 December 2006 23:36 (seventeen years ago) link

122. $400 check from ins co somewhere out there, but not in my mailbox.

― Lauren (lauren), Sunday, 3 December 2006 23:47 (seventeen years ago) link

milo, tho that sucks fer you, i am glad that someone else can attest to the utter suckshittiness of the situation.

123. Absence of teh lf? Where is he?

(strongo, try to take a walk in the morning and drinking lots and lots of coffee. morning light (more than afternoon light) and coffee have been shown to improve one's spirits. though of course this simply justifies my desire for caffeine and distraction through motion)

― trees (trees), Monday, 4 December 2006 01:48 (seventeen years ago) link

124. ran into ex AGAIN today.
125. up since 5am being sick; still went into work the second half of the day.
126. roky erickson record i got is warped (this is only a half a bummer cuz i can get a replacement copy)

― ian (orion), Monday, 4 December 2006 03:28 (seventeen years ago) link

127. Life is full of humiliation. I don't know which is worse, the professional kind or the personal kind.

― Dan I. (w1nt3rmut3), Monday, 4 December 2006 03:56 (seventeen years ago) link

128. still unemployed

― t.weiss (t.weiss), Monday, 4 December 2006 04:14 (seventeen years ago) link

the bummerz are back with a vengeance it seems

― grbchv! (gbx), Monday, 4 December 2006 05:02 (seventeen years ago) link

129. Feel like shit. Slept most of the way thru sunday. Shouldn't even be at work.

― Norman Phay (Pashmina), Monday, 4 December 2006 09:50 (seventeen years ago) link

114b. spending the rest of your life with ANYBODY = pita. (at least occasionally.) ((okay, maybe more than occasionally, but... ))

cosign

― coleman, Monday, 4 December 2006 11:29 (seventeen years ago) link

130. trying to finish stupid bullshit paper that's worth way too much of my final grade (i'm on page 7 of uh i guess 12)

― paresthesia hilton (get bent), Monday, 4 December 2006 13:09 (seventeen years ago) link

131. Douchebag commissioning editors who need a knife in their eye

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Monday, 4 December 2006 13:41 (seventeen years ago) link

129 seconded except replace sunday with saturday

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Monday, 4 December 2006 14:54 (seventeen years ago) link

132. crystal palace: death of a beautiful dream

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Monday, 4 December 2006 15:41 (seventeen years ago) link

133. About to die car + Minnesota winter = inevitable roadside popsicle demise.

― John Justen wants to hit you in the head with a pipewrench. (John Justen), Monday, 4 December 2006 16:45 (seventeen years ago) link

133b. No $, no fix car.

― John Justen wants to hit you in the head with a pipewrench. (John Justen), Monday, 4 December 2006 16:46 (seventeen years ago) link

According to a book called "Uncommon Uses for Common Househod Objects", you can put a coffee can + candle + matches in yr trunk so you'll always have a source of heat & light! Actually I was thinking it might be even more useful to put some charcoal briquettes in there too.

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 4 December 2006 16:47 (seventeen years ago) link

Well, since the car is overheating, perhaps I can warm myself next to it after it catches fire.

― John Justen wants to hit you in the head with a pipewrench. (John Justen), Monday, 4 December 2006 16:49 (seventeen years ago) link

144. ds stolen.

― creme, Monday, 4 December 2006 17:34 (seventeen years ago) link

OH LAME, I FEEL FOR YOU. I miss my DS every day. ;_;

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Monday, 4 December 2006 17:39 (seventeen years ago) link

145. number of roommate's promises for return from weekend with fam (1. would have rent dopesack, 2. would have mess from stove-left-on-all-night mess cleaned up, 3. would have not accidentally drunkenly saved over my Chrono Trigger New Game+ file, 4. would have not accidentally drunkenly recorded something sloppy/retarded over one of my 4-track Xmas song tapes) fulfilled = zero.

146. babymama putting up fight re: who gets the boy Xmas morning, even though A) she gets a week off work whereas I have 0 vacation days, and B) she has had him Xmas morning 4 years running...I am about to raise first official ruckus of post-togetherness parenting era

― Dragons (per the previous FAQ answer) (nklshs), Monday, 4 December 2006 19:14 (seventeen years ago) link

147. licensing board shutting me down until January, since the meeting they had on Friday was not, apparently, a "real meeting." I am supposed to start work soon.

― grbchv! (gbx), Monday, 4 December 2006 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

I can't fucking believe it. Since the whole goddamn thing is "hypothetical" anyway, you should be able to present a HYPOTHETICAL certification and start fucking savings people's lives. Don't you think?

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 4 December 2006 20:14 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't think the insurance company would see it the same way

― grbchv! (gbx), Monday, 4 December 2006 20:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Lame.

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 4 December 2006 20:19 (seventeen years ago) link

gbx, that is teh suck

― the table is the table (trees), Monday, 4 December 2006 22:47 (seventeen years ago) link

it is so motherfucking cold up here and this isn't even the half of it.

pretty minor compared to a lot of stuff here, but damn. stay stron gais.

― Kenneth Branagh (gcannon), Monday, 4 December 2006 23:17 (seventeen years ago) link

word to that. i think i have an ice-cream headache from walking a half-mile toward the wind earlier.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 00:18 (seventeen years ago) link

148. Eerie, Indiana disc 3 came in mail BROEK IN HALFF. WTF USPS.

― nza forgot his password, Tuesday, 5 December 2006 01:24 (seventeen years ago) link

that happened to me yesterday, jaymc. i keep on drinking hot liquids to quell the pain.

― the table is the table (trees), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 01:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Car repairs (initial estimate) $400
Car value (my fucking estimate) $500
hahahahahahafuckme.

― John Justen wants to hit you in the head with a pipewrench. (John Justen), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 16:17 (seventeen years ago) link

149. it's past 3am, why so hot???

― haitch (not haitch) (haitch), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 16:32 (seventeen years ago) link

150. still at work
150.a. answering insipid emails
150.a.i. from fat people
150.a.ii. asking for fat people sizes "DO YOU HAVE THIS IN A 6XL??"
150.a.iii. obviously stupid because all available sizes are listed
150.a.iv. fat people getting uppity about their demographic & not understanding that i can't "custom order one"
150.b. retail dept. is understaffed
150.b.i. despite repeated assurances that we would "have help during the holiday rush"
150.b.ii. managerial staff if busy with wholesale stuff & couldn't give a shit
150.b.iii. yet somehow manages to justify crankiness that we aren't meeting last year's sales numbers
150.c. I AM A FUCKING DRONE. BUZZ BUZZ THEN DIE.

― elmo albatross (allocryptic), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 23:26 (seventeen years ago) link

151. final cut pro quicktime export white screen of death bullshit
152. i hate you
153. i really hate you

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 02:44 (seventeen years ago) link

154. gene ray seems to be getting meaner in recent timecube updates

― milton parker (milton parker), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 04:02 (seventeen years ago) link

what's up with 151 bundgee.

― hank s1ockli (hanks1ockli), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 04:42 (seventeen years ago) link

155. Hamburger Eyes is too expensive those greedy fux

― Dan I. (w1nt3rmut3), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 05:05 (seventeen years ago) link

i wish i knew. every time i export my video, i get a file with perfect audio and then video that is just white. which is IRONIC because i am editing episodes of the cosby show. still, a big bummer. i tried rashing my preferences and fcp seems to run better but i won't know if the problem is solved until i export my video again.

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 05:34 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.hynkle.com/images/hate1.jpg

― forksclovetofu (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 06:09 (seventeen years ago) link

i have fixed 151. i take it all back.

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 17:09 (seventeen years ago) link

what was the problem?

― hank s1ockli (hanks1ockli), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 17:46 (seventeen years ago) link

and then video that is just white. which is IRONIC because i am editing episodes of the cosby show

― paresthesia hilton (get bent), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 17:47 (seventeen years ago) link

not really sure, but after trashing my preferences and upgrading quicktime, the problem went away. i also switched my scratch disk to my local drive. now i just need to figure out how to get FCP to automatically resize my clip up to 640x480 while exporting...

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 17:50 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, the real problem is that the cosby show is whiter than i'd like. i can't buy the plot if they're trying to pass dizzy gillespie off as vanessa's music teacher but they have him blow out his cheeks as soon as he enters the room and for some reason rudy knows exactly who he is and is very excited to see him even though she wouldn't be excited at all to see a teacher of vanessa's. ugh.

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 17:53 (seventeen years ago) link

RE: LAST IMAGE? WAIT DO THEY ONLY HATE SOME JEWS?!?!

― jw (ex machina), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 18:04 (seventeen years ago) link

156. maintenance dudes that show up at inconvenient times like during wednesday morning of finals week when i'm half-dressed and my place looks like a tornado hit it

― paresthesia hilton (get bent), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 18:12 (seventeen years ago) link

157. just utterly, morbidly, ready-for-the-sanitarium depressed these days
158. inside of stomach feels like bouncy castle 24-7

― strongo, Wednesday, 6 December 2006 19:19 (seventeen years ago) link

159. That feeling of dread in pit of stomach since morning. Don't know why.

― the table is the table (trees), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 19:57 (seventeen years ago) link

160. watched a sting op right outside my place about 10 minutes ago

― blastocsyt (blastocyst), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 23:19 (seventeen years ago) link

161. coming down with something (maybe caught it off you sic fucks at the bar on saturday)
162. would love to sleep it off, but i have to do laundry and pack, plus my take-home final questions just got posted and i have 24 hours to answer them

― paresthesia hilton (get bent), Thursday, 7 December 2006 00:02 (seventeen years ago) link

jeebs do what i do: take cold-fx, drink chicken soup, eat raw garlic (optional) and listen to sugar minott. will fix you right up

― hank s1ockli (hanks1ockli), Thursday, 7 December 2006 02:09 (seventeen years ago) link

"soooooooo much trouble in si-nus"

― friday on the porch (lfam), Thursday, 7 December 2006 02:47 (seventeen years ago) link

"virus ago feel it when i drink emergen-c"

― friday on the porch (lfam), Thursday, 7 December 2006 02:48 (seventeen years ago) link

take care strongo

― friday on the porch (lfam), Thursday, 7 December 2006 02:48 (seventeen years ago) link

Jess, does yr insurance cover psych? Check yourself in, bro. Just for a week or something -- just don't forget that the option is open to you. My sister did it once, when suicide seemed pressingly certain. All ended well. Find a center/ward near you and get their number, just in case.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 7 December 2006 03:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, dude, take care of yourself. We need you in prime form when nu-ilx reopens to destroy shitty ILM threads. Seriously.

― John Justen wants to hit you in the head with a pipewrench. (John Justen), Thursday, 7 December 2006 03:08 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.compuwing.com/hug/hug2.gif http://www.compuwing.com/hug/hug2.gif

― friday on the porch (lfam), Thursday, 7 December 2006 03:13 (seventeen years ago) link

163. waiting for a job offer. about to get it. i realized today that i'm not the guy they need.

― mspa, Thursday, 7 December 2006 05:11 (seventeen years ago) link

164. life's general mediocrity and lack of positive climactic events.

― ian (orion), Thursday, 7 December 2006 06:26 (seventeen years ago) link

by which i mean to say
EVERY GODDAMN DAY IS THE SAME, AND I'M GETTING SICK OF IT.

― ian (orion), Thursday, 7 December 2006 06:40 (seventeen years ago) link

165. Fucking gloom of winter and days where it is constantly overcast, and darkness overwhelming by 5. +164

― ALLAH FROG (Mingus Dew), Thursday, 7 December 2006 08:51 (seventeen years ago) link

166. rurairi is a lurker! dude, post!

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Thursday, 7 December 2006 12:46 (seventeen years ago) link

167. Cheap-ass anti-bacterial soap @ work fucks w/ my hands; makes them dry up & produce some weird-ass skin-cracking watery pustules; doc's remedies (RUB SOME ROIDS ON IT) does NOTHING.

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Thursday, 7 December 2006 15:03 (seventeen years ago) link

168. not paying attention to balance end of last month + loosing some cash last fri = really really broke till next week.

yet, bills due NOW..

grrrr, it hurts to be an idiot

― bb (bbia), Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:58 (seventeen years ago) link

169. dear jon emails.... maybe?

― jw (ex machina), Thursday, 7 December 2006 18:12 (seventeen years ago) link

170. lost a cake copywriting job because I forgot to send a short email to a client saying "I will talk to you about this later on in the week." Instead, the client thinks I've gone AWOL and hires someone else behind my back. Summarily dismisses me with an email saying "i have hired another writer." It isn't the loss of this particular job that's the problem, it's the fact that my buddies who lined me up with the work will think I'm an irresponsible idiot and not hire me anymore.

― grbchv! (gbx), Thursday, 7 December 2006 18:35 (seventeen years ago) link

171. internet down at work all day
172. unsurprisingly this means i got a shitload done

― strongo, Thursday, 7 December 2006 20:55 (seventeen years ago) link

173. soulseek users putting Coldplay into their "shoegaze" folders

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Friday, 8 December 2006 07:22 (seventeen years ago) link

174. Losing interest in everything.

― Jack Cole (Grodd), Friday, 8 December 2006 09:27 (seventeen years ago) link

175. RIDING BIKE IN THE COLD OWWOWOWWOWOWOW need mask

― blastocsyt (blastocyst), Friday, 8 December 2006 13:26 (seventeen years ago) link

176. D.C. decides to get winter minute I arrive

― Dr M (Dr Morbius), Friday, 8 December 2006 14:32 (seventeen years ago) link

ohman, i feel that pain. i think i've retired bike until end of february. it's -18 windchill here this morning! yet looks so sunny and inviting.
xpost

― impermanent rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Friday, 8 December 2006 14:35 (seventeen years ago) link

177. IT'S 23 MOTHERFUCKING DEGREES OUTSIDE.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Friday, 8 December 2006 14:37 (seventeen years ago) link

178. exgirlfriend has bigtime lupus...was in ICU, is losing her hair, and is getting treated for renal problems at $UNIVERSITY

― grbchv! (gbx), Friday, 8 December 2006 18:16 (seventeen years ago) link

oh my god, that is so awful. :(

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Friday, 8 December 2006 18:43 (seventeen years ago) link

a 13-yr-old guildmate of mine has lupus the poor guy

― blastocsyt (blastocyst), Friday, 8 December 2006 18:51 (seventeen years ago) link

179. (not as bad as lupus, but) my favorite frenchy brunchy downtown cafe is closing :-( :-(

― paresthesia hilton (get bent), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:14 (seventeen years ago) link

blastocyst, WoW?

180. General Rules of Tuition Remission

In order to be eligible for tuition remission for credit bearing courses, the student must be accepted and matriculated for a degree at NYU (with the exception of the special rule for summer session). Those using Tuition Remission must meet and maintain the same academic standards as any other applicants or students, and must comply with all student rules and regulations.

― jw (ex machina), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:28 (seventeen years ago) link

yes jon, Horde-Azshara

― blastocsyt (blastocyst), Friday, 8 December 2006 22:09 (seventeen years ago) link

weird, i was just talking about lupus last night, because my gf's ex-co-worker has it. doesn't ilxor melissa w also suffer from it?

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 8 December 2006 22:13 (seventeen years ago) link

I remember sometime in the past mel w describing some medical condition she has or maybe it's she had by now, I can't remember what she said, but I'm pretty sure it wasn't lupus. I might be wrong, but I think I would have remembered, because a couple of relatives on my wife's side of the family have it, it's nasty. Good wishes to those folks mentioned upthread.

― Norman Phay (Pashmina), Friday, 8 December 2006 22:21 (seventeen years ago) link

181. external HD with movies, music (all of it), comics, TWIN PEAKS SEASON 2, etc. may be dead.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Friday, 8 December 2006 23:16 (seventeen years ago) link

SCRATCH 181. VICTOLY.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Friday, 8 December 2006 23:20 (seventeen years ago) link

WHEW

― blastocsyt (blastocyst), Friday, 8 December 2006 23:32 (seventeen years ago) link

yep the world is safe for today!

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Friday, 8 December 2006 23:38 (seventeen years ago) link

182. Spontaneous nosebleed at work. First nosebleed since... 1992?
183. Dog chomped my eyeglasses.

― PPlains (PPlains), Saturday, 9 December 2006 04:24 (seventeen years ago) link

184. grandmother passed away. 2nd funeral in 2 weeks. big bummerz. :( :(

― hank s1ockli (hanks1ockli), Saturday, 9 December 2006 08:18 (seventeen years ago) link

:(:(:(

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Sunday, 10 December 2006 01:41 (seventeen years ago) link

aw slocki that is a bummer. my grandma died two years ago and i'm still bumming about it (although at that point in her life passing on was >>>>>>>> living like a bedbound senile vegetable.)

― paresthesia hilton (get bent), Sunday, 10 December 2006 01:58 (seventeen years ago) link

thanks dudes... two in one month (other was friend killed in a hit & run) is a srsly depressing thing.

i've never written/delivered a eulogy before but i'm doing it for my grandmother. i have total eulogy stage fright... but i imagine we'll get a pretty good crowd

― hank s1ockli (hanks1ockli), Sunday, 10 December 2006 02:11 (seventeen years ago) link

and yeah she was ready to go. 95. lived through everything. died surrounded by her family; actually it's kind of amazing, my dad was RUSHING back on a plane last night from china, we didn't think he'd make it in time but she held on literally up to the moment he showed up. he saw her last breath. still kind of reeling from that. it was really really moving

― hank s1ockli (hanks1ockli), Sunday, 10 December 2006 02:12 (seventeen years ago) link

I went to six funerals in one seven month period in 2000. There were three other funerals that I didn't even go to. I hate to be cliché and say "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger," but by that last service, I was pretty much "yeah, okay, let's get on with it."

― PPlains (PPlains), Sunday, 10 December 2006 07:29 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm sorry s1ocki :( My granny passed away a few months ago, and it hit me a lot harder than I ever expected it to. It's a terrible thing.

― step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, 10 December 2006 07:35 (seventeen years ago) link

aw, s1ocki, that is so tough. sounds like your grandmother lived a good strong life though - getting to do a eulogy for her is a good thing too

― impermanent rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Sunday, 10 December 2006 07:49 (seventeen years ago) link

man that is awesome that he made it in time. when my dad's dad died, he was in nyc and had to rent a car and drive to philly at the drop of a hate and didn't make it in time, but they told his dad he was there and he was so out of it he didn't notice. my dad felt so bad about missing it though :(

― tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 10 December 2006 08:48 (seventeen years ago) link

185. shrieking REALLY FUCKING LOUDLY when jon jumped out at me as i opened the door

186. being ridiculously neurotic.

― tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 10 December 2006 08:49 (seventeen years ago) link

186a. ridiculously neurotic AND drunk

― tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 10 December 2006 08:49 (seventeen years ago) link

187. what happened to quinn?

― tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 10 December 2006 08:59 (seventeen years ago) link

188. computer crash while consolidating single-file 55 minute album master

― milton parker (milton parker), Sunday, 10 December 2006 09:38 (seventeen years ago) link

189. awake

― grbchv! (gbx), Sunday, 10 December 2006 12:51 (seventeen years ago) link

190. being back at home means i have to listen to my mom recall the most banal details of her life to anyone and everyone she can ensnare into conversation ("i got this handbag as a gift but i didn't like it so i went to bloomingdale's to exchange it and do you know how much it cost? TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS! for an ugly handbag! can you imagine??" three times i've heard this story already, and i've only been home since friday night.)

― boo you whore (get bent), Sunday, 10 December 2006 15:31 (seventeen years ago) link

the worst part is how she spins these stories into 20 minute monologues. she's on the phone and she's STILL talking about the handbag.

― boo you whore (get bent), Sunday, 10 December 2006 15:34 (seventeen years ago) link

three times i've heard this story already....

Keeping the Yiddishkeit alive since 1977!

― Laurel (Laurel), Sunday, 10 December 2006 15:54 (seventeen years ago) link

1976!

― boo you whore (get bent), Sunday, 10 December 2006 15:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh yeah, I guess it is still 2006! Soz, JB. My own 30th birthday seems like it was several years ago.

― Laurel (Laurel), Sunday, 10 December 2006 15:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Soz, JB

no worries luv

― ir-m (get bent), Sunday, 10 December 2006 16:16 (seventeen years ago) link

slocki: much love. i kinda feel like if one more person dies, gets sick, drops out of sight, moves, goes crazy, or whatever i'm writing off this year completely.

and on a totally lighter note:

191. had that gross "just woke up from a nap" groggy feeling all friggin weekend.
192. at work.

― strongo, Sunday, 10 December 2006 20:44 (seventeen years ago) link

193. Lonely. Failing. Fuck.

― the table is the table (trees), Sunday, 10 December 2006 22:18 (seventeen years ago) link

thanks strongo.

the funeral is done, the eulogy went OK i think but when got to the cemetery, you're never gonna believe this, but they had dug up the wrong plot!! so it was a bit of a comedy of errors, the actual burial part. luckily it got straightened out. and honestly it's a pretty funny story.

here's a thing about my friend:

http://www.montrealmirror.com/2006/113006/rex.html

― hank s1ockli (hanks1ockli), Sunday, 10 December 2006 22:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Take care, slocki (& strongo) (& every1)!

194. Got beeped for work crap because some folks don't know when other folks are running COBOL procedures that are going against tables that will be unavailable during the weekend. Fart in my mouth.

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Monday, 11 December 2006 01:39 (seventeen years ago) link

i love that you say 'folks'

― tehresa (tehresa), Monday, 11 December 2006 01:49 (seventeen years ago) link

195. I do NOT want to go back to my job Monday.. ugh. time to practice saying "no" to people w/o getting all bent out of shape about it. "hey I think the menu should go over there can you move those links and add that to the site and blah blah blah"
"NO"

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Monday, 11 December 2006 02:41 (seventeen years ago) link

196. moms coming home and finding dads dead on treadmills. (just happened to a friend of mine's mom+dad. dude had a good heart. but evidentally, maybe not as good as they thought. zoinks.)

i feel the work vibes on the last few. that one i posted about above... they did offer me the job. i think i'm gonna take it and just take my chances. had a good talk with my direct boss. for the first time in 6 years, i'll have group health coverage and paid time off. == shocking.
m.

― msp, Monday, 11 December 2006 04:02 (seventeen years ago) link

treadmills are almost as dangerous as leaf-raking and shovelling snow for the old folks.

― the table is the table (trees), Monday, 11 December 2006 04:24 (seventeen years ago) link

also, my condolences to yrs.

― the table is the table (trees), Monday, 11 December 2006 04:25 (seventeen years ago) link

197. superdrive does not work
198. wtf computer why u fail me all tiem

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Monday, 11 December 2006 07:25 (seventeen years ago) link

199. depression beats coffee.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Monday, 11 December 2006 15:47 (seventeen years ago) link

200. incapable of competence in any endeavor

― Dragons (per the previous FAQ answer) (nklshs), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:31 (seventeen years ago) link

Solidarity in being all-thumbs, Nick.

201. Dragging my feet on:
- a. freelance writing work
- b. unpacking my CDs

- c. throwing out boxes
- d. moving shit into basement storage
- e. becoming a productive member of society

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:35 (seventeen years ago) link

- b1. re-orging & stashing away my comixxx

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:36 (seventeen years ago) link

as i am at my folks' house this week i may do b1) myself!

we're talking all my comics from like circa 1989 here

― hank s1ockli (hanks1ockli), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:41 (seventeen years ago) link

oh no msp, i'm sorry

― friday on the porch (lfam), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:46 (seventeen years ago) link

202. esteban is dead

― friday on the porch (lfam), Monday, 11 December 2006 21:10 (seventeen years ago) link

203. used up my christmas gift card in one fell swoop(but finished shopping for most for family)

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Monday, 11 December 2006 21:25 (seventeen years ago) link

204. Someone at my work (who I don't know) died after fighting a mystery infection for two weeks in hospital. The informal word is that she got sick after getting a flu shot, and docs couldn't figure it out/fight it. Only 27 yrs old.

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 01:36 (seventeen years ago) link

oh serious bummer :(

― grbchv! (gbx), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 01:37 (seventeen years ago) link

And scary. Presumably she was healthy before-hand.

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 01:39 (seventeen years ago) link

jesus

― strongo (temp.) (sandboxhulkington), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 01:41 (seventeen years ago) link

that is why i ~~live~~hide in a swamp

― friday on the porch (lfam), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 01:43 (seventeen years ago) link

AFFCAP (as far from civilization as possible)

― friday on the porch (lfam), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 01:43 (seventeen years ago) link

It might have been Guillain-Barre Syndrome. My dad got that after a flu shot. Got a little sick a few days later, and within half a week, he could hardly walk or lift a fork. Perfectly healthy at the time.

Which is why being AFFCAP and avoiding flu shots is really the only option.

― the table is the table (trees), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 03:00 (seventeen years ago) link

that seems pretty treatable, though

― friday on the porch (lfam), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 03:07 (seventeen years ago) link

first-world hospitals play host to lots of new pathogens, kind of scary

― friday on the porch (lfam), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 03:08 (seventeen years ago) link

205. in the absence of nyquil, taking dayquil at night is a bad idea

― boo you whore (get bent), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 06:17 (seventeen years ago) link

206. Bro-down booze-em-up bar trivia night tradition ruined by MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL trivia. Bullshit.

― John Justen wishes you all waterfalls of poppage. (John Justen), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 07:47 (seventeen years ago) link

207. last two chicks i've been interested in are either playing for the other team or faking it real well

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 07:50 (seventeen years ago) link

leo, people die from it all the time. it's like lou gehrig's disease but kills you faster if you don't catch it.

― the table is the table (trees), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 18:44 (seventeen years ago) link

208. pwned by finals

― grbchv! (gbx), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 18:51 (seventeen years ago) link

209. spontaneous bloody nose while sitting at my desk.
209a. said spontaneous bloody nose is caused by dry air.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 19:29 (seventeen years ago) link

210. cut my finger tonight w/ sharp knife while dicing bacon

― j.m. goatse (get bent), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 01:19 (seventeen years ago) link

crosspost w/:D thread: BACON!

― grbchv! (gbx), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 01:28 (seventeen years ago) link

good bacon too: the niman ranch applewood smoked kind!

― j.m. goatse (get bent), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 01:32 (seventeen years ago) link

ooh. i've only got cheap-o bacon right now. gonna splurge on local organic thick slab pepper stuff after finals are over.

ditto wine and other meats.

― grbchv! (gbx), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 01:34 (seventeen years ago) link

jbr, your new ilx name is lolsational.

― hank s1ockli (hanks1ockli), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 01:53 (seventeen years ago) link

locked user lfam by grbchv! (:D)

― friday on the porch (lfam), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 02:44 (seventeen years ago) link

oh i just gave you a yellow card, c'mon

― grbchv! (gbx), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 02:55 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm just having a bad day

― friday on the porch (lfam), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 02:56 (seventeen years ago) link

211. 13th floor elevator song in a dell ad

― grbchv! (gbx), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 03:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh shit, I've seen that ad so many times, and it makes me sad every day. Roommate G doesn't appreciate the crime. :(

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 07:22 (seventeen years ago) link

APPARENTLY HE DOESN'T HAVE NUGGETS COMP.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 07:24 (seventeen years ago) link

ha that "freaked me out" yesterday AM, heard the song coming from the bedroom like whoa "is Roky Erikson a guest on the Today Show?"

― mark coleman (lovebug ), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 11:26 (seventeen years ago) link

but I don't really give enough of a shit for it to be a true bummer, hopefully Roky gets some money out of the deal?

― mark coleman (lovebug ), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 11:30 (seventeen years ago) link

i remember how floored i was the first time i saw the vw "pink moon" commercial. i had been playing the pink moon lp earlier that day or the day before and when the commercial came on i got very confused, like "wait, is that coming from the tv?? i don't understand!"

― j.m. goatse (get bent), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 14:25 (seventeen years ago) link

TS: Roky's song selling Dell to dudes v. Roky's song over the intro credits to High Fidelity

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 14:33 (seventeen years ago) link

medical care isn't cheap so whatever roky's gotta do he's gotta do and i'm not going to begrudge him any for it.

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 14:37 (seventeen years ago) link

Amen.

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 14:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Tho it would've been cooler if the Dell PCs were red; they could've used "Fire Engine" instead.

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 14:45 (seventeen years ago) link

212. my job

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 13 December 2006 15:54 (seventeen years ago) link

medical care isn't cheap so whatever roky's gotta do he's gotta do and i'm not going to begrudge him any for it.

that's fair.

― grbchv! (gbx), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 16:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh totally, I never feel like it's about the artists -- of COURSE they deserve to make money from their projects, and need money to live on in this crazy system that we use. It's more the marketing exec who comes up with the tunes that I feel ire toward...or his hipster underling? Whatever, it's all about the "cool" person working there whose job it is to spot happening things and co-opt them.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 16:20 (seventeen years ago) link

i know a dude out in portland who licenses music for commercials and he always tries to help out bands he likes first. that's how the ponys wound up in a fucking all-state commercial last spring or how the tyrades wound up being broadcast coast to coast despite only having two 7"s released. not so much co-option as friends helping friends.

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 16:30 (seventeen years ago) link

213. it's raining. i'm a californian wuss now; i can't deal with rain!

― j.m. goatse (get bent), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 16:58 (seventeen years ago) link

214 LOST staff football vs boys :(

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 17:06 (seventeen years ago) link

215. rip peter boyle.

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 17:26 (seventeen years ago) link

216. Food between my goddamn teeth

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 18:38 (seventeen years ago) link

get one toothpick

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 18:39 (seventeen years ago) link

If only I could!

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 18:46 (seventeen years ago) link

217. publicists and their wicked wiles

― hank s1ockli (hanks1ockli), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 19:15 (seventeen years ago) link

whenever i don't have a toothpick i like to use my library card or a crisp dollar bill.

srsly. gross, but effective.

― grbchv! (gbx), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 19:16 (seventeen years ago) link

The back of an earing can work, but not for those truly annoying bits that get between teeth -- for those, you need to rip a bit of poly thread out of the cuff of yr shirt (cotton usually isn't strong enough).

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 19:20 (seventeen years ago) link

what about putting the earring back?? infections!

― grbchv! (gbx), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 19:21 (seventeen years ago) link

i am a healthcare professional and i am concerned!

― grbchv! (gbx), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 19:22 (seventeen years ago) link

IMYOON SYSTEMZ.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 19:48 (seventeen years ago) link

Once I knew a kid named Yoon Im Porthos. He was Korean/Greek, and had poor self image, and pronounced his own name "Uhnimporto."

― remy bean (bean), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 19:52 (seventeen years ago) link

guys i just leave some dental floss at work. this is weird but it is better than resorting to a dollar bill or an earring

― v (sleep), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 20:16 (seventeen years ago) link

218. Rare White Dolphin Declared As Extinct

rest in peace, my vision-impaired friend

http://www.sulinet.hu/kornyezetvedelem/cikkek/vegveszelyben/baiji_felfin5.jpg

― friday on the porch (lfam), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

yea wtf creepos, vic otm

― jw (ex machina), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

You aren't going to get infections unless you somehow jam the post INTO your ear, causing a new, open wound and not into the proper hole. That's just madness, just don't be a spazz and you're fine.

(Note: I have never actually used an earring to clean my teeth; Laurel, that's completely bizarre)

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 13 December 2006 20:19 (seventeen years ago) link

219. speaking of teeth, one of my fillings is coming loose

― j.m. goatse (get bent), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 20:22 (seventeen years ago) link

http://blog.baiji.org/2006/12/13/the-race-goes-on/

:( RIP GYGAX

― jw (ex machina), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 20:23 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't have a "work."

― grbchv! (gbx), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 20:24 (seventeen years ago) link

I have dental floss in easy reach at work, ever since I got crowns (HI JB) my teeth have started saving something for later.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 21:07 (seventeen years ago) link

I am not even capable of converting m4a files to mp3.

― Dragons (per the previous FAQ answer) (nklshs), Thursday, 14 December 2006 01:51 (seventeen years ago) link

I am a helpless old person a la guy in wheelchair in Australian outback (don't you tell me what I can't do!).

― Dragons (per the previous FAQ answer) (nklshs), Thursday, 14 December 2006 01:52 (seventeen years ago) link

"you're gonna miss me" in that dell commercial is awesome, wtf

― amon (amon), Thursday, 14 December 2006 02:26 (seventeen years ago) link

220. i hate life so much

― latebloomer's mayan name is tapir ballz (clonefeed), Thursday, 14 December 2006 02:48 (seventeen years ago) link

http://themot.org/gallery/d/47976-1/ptiew.jpg

― amon (amon), Thursday, 14 December 2006 02:55 (seventeen years ago) link

221. life, 1; ian, 0.

― ian (orion), Thursday, 14 December 2006 06:11 (seventeen years ago) link

ptiew ptiew indeed, amon, ptiew ptiew indeed.

― latebloomer's mayan name is tapir ballz (clonefeed), Thursday, 14 December 2006 06:16 (seventeen years ago) link

222. Missing ATM card, 1; me, 0.

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Thursday, 14 December 2006 15:24 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.masada2000.org/AGONY.jpg

― friday on the porch (lfam), Thursday, 14 December 2006 15:37 (seventeen years ago) link

223. 3 hours sleep

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 14 December 2006 15:43 (seventeen years ago) link

223+. 1 1/2 hours (drunken, still-wearing-shoes) sleep

― has been plagued with problems since its erection in 1978 (nklshs), Thursday, 14 December 2006 15:50 (seventeen years ago) link

In fact I have had these same shoes/socks on for more than 24 hours at this point.

― has been plagued with problems since its erection in 1978 (nklshs), Thursday, 14 December 2006 15:51 (seventeen years ago) link

i am going sockless today because my only pair that's NOT at the laundromat is so disgusting that i just can't do it.

― ian (orion), Thursday, 14 December 2006 15:54 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm re-wearing these stockings today -- the toes were a little crusty when I pulled them out of the laundry.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 14 December 2006 15:59 (seventeen years ago) link

nicka, ian and laurel(!) reppin the dirt bag style

― v (sleep), Thursday, 14 December 2006 16:41 (seventeen years ago) link

Yes but they're fishnets, so there's not much "toe" to them. Plus the foot crust always softens up after a bit and you don't even notice anymore.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 14 December 2006 16:43 (seventeen years ago) link

i've been wearing the same shit all week. FINALS, BABY

― grbchv! (gbx), Thursday, 14 December 2006 16:46 (seventeen years ago) link

SON GOT BEAT UP AT SCHOOL. ON THE VERGE OF DRIVING TO LOUISVILLE RIGHT NOW AND KICKING SOME ASSHOLE SECOND GRADERS IN THE FUCKING FACES.

― has been plagued with problems since its erection in 1978 (nklshs), Thursday, 14 December 2006 18:12 (seventeen years ago) link

i've been wearing the same shit all week. FINALS, BABY

been there

― j.m. goatse (get bent), Thursday, 14 December 2006 18:16 (seventeen years ago) link

oh no!!!

not hurt too bad, right??

xpost

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Thursday, 14 December 2006 18:16 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't think so, mostly his self-esteem. He wants me to get him in a karate class, I happen to have a friend who is a Shaolin instructor.

― has been plagued with problems since its erection in 1978 (nklshs), Thursday, 14 December 2006 18:24 (seventeen years ago) link

poor little dude

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Thursday, 14 December 2006 18:26 (seventeen years ago) link

224. out of drugs.

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Thursday, 14 December 2006 18:52 (seventeen years ago) link

hey nick, what school does he go to? i know people who know people who can make some second graders sleep with the fishes in the ohio, bro.

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Thursday, 14 December 2006 18:55 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahahahaha

― has been plagued with problems since its erection in 1978 (nklshs), Thursday, 14 December 2006 19:17 (seventeen years ago) link

(Hawth0rne)

― has been plagued with problems since its erection in 1978 (nklshs), Thursday, 14 December 2006 19:17 (seventeen years ago) link

aw nicka sorry bout little dude's probs :( kids are awful!

― tehresa (tehresa), Thursday, 14 December 2006 21:55 (seventeen years ago) link

whoa dude did you know that when i worked at p!zz@ hut back in, like, 1992 i would occasionally deliver pizzas to that school?!?!?

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Thursday, 14 December 2006 22:21 (seventeen years ago) link

haha right on

― has been plagued with problems since its erection in 1978 (nklshs), Thursday, 14 December 2006 22:24 (seventeen years ago) link

just one call, and kiddies be getting poisoned pepperonis, just say the word bro.

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Thursday, 14 December 2006 22:48 (seventeen years ago) link

lolz

― tehresa (tehresa), Thursday, 14 December 2006 22:54 (seventeen years ago) link

oh my

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Thursday, 14 December 2006 23:28 (seventeen years ago) link

why don't you make the brats smell your feet?

― friday on the porch (lfam), Friday, 15 December 2006 00:00 (seventeen years ago) link

225. dad's trial: day four of jury deliberations, still no verdict

― bell labs (bell_labs), Friday, 15 December 2006 00:01 (seventeen years ago) link

226. Power management unit on laptop = DEAD

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Friday, 15 December 2006 14:07 (seventeen years ago) link

^^^^ RIGHT IN TIME FOR FINALS.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Friday, 15 December 2006 14:07 (seventeen years ago) link

227. suffering from jfk-style hangover without benefit of getting really drunk last night.

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Friday, 15 December 2006 14:58 (seventeen years ago) link

JFK style??? a piece of your head is hangin loose??

― Dr M (Dr Morbius), Friday, 15 December 2006 15:08 (seventeen years ago) link

it feels like the back of my skull has been blown off by a high powered rifle.

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Friday, 15 December 2006 15:19 (seventeen years ago) link

228. two very painful sores on the back of my neck

― latebloomer's mayan name is tapir ballz (clonefeed), Friday, 15 December 2006 15:34 (seventeen years ago) link

facial hair in intermediate disgusting stage

― jw (ex machina), Friday, 15 December 2006 15:38 (seventeen years ago) link

229. douchey alternateen indie guy at work keeps humming ESG basslines real loud

― obi strip (sanskrit), Friday, 15 December 2006 17:13 (seventeen years ago) link

you work with jon?

― ian (orion), Friday, 15 December 2006 17:15 (seventeen years ago) link

hey, it could be booka shade basslines

― friday on the porch (lfam), Friday, 15 December 2006 17:17 (seventeen years ago) link

zingZANGzong

― obi strip (sanskrit), Friday, 15 December 2006 17:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Is that an example?

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Friday, 15 December 2006 17:24 (seventeen years ago) link

i would expect an example to be less dynamic

― friday on the porch (lfam), Friday, 15 December 2006 17:32 (seventeen years ago) link

230. having trouble keeping eyes open/yawning non-stop. 8 days of 4 hours of sleep or less catching up with me in a big big way.

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Friday, 15 December 2006 17:52 (seventeen years ago) link

225b ...and jury deliberations will continue into next week.

― bell labs (bell_labs), Friday, 15 December 2006 22:17 (seventeen years ago) link

eeks

what kind of suit is it?

― baby wizard sex (gbx), Friday, 15 December 2006 22:19 (seventeen years ago) link

The CD drive on my laptop keeps fucking up, and my awesome father-in-law died this morning.

― Andy_K (Andy_K), Saturday, 16 December 2006 01:59 (seventeen years ago) link

232 (?) $girl being upset

― jw (ex machina), Saturday, 16 December 2006 18:14 (seventeen years ago) link

233. the one that got away is joining a cult

― jw (ex machina), Sunday, 17 December 2006 18:39 (seventeen years ago) link

234. LAPTOP STILL BROEK.

also JW doesn't existence of $girl negate caring about 233?

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Sunday, 17 December 2006 19:47 (seventeen years ago) link

THANK YOU

― tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 17 December 2006 19:54 (seventeen years ago) link

just, you know, saying, if some guy I was seeing was obsessing over
"the one that got away" still I would fuck him up hardcore.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Sunday, 17 December 2006 20:02 (seventeen years ago) link

i think its alright to be concerned about someone joining a cult

― baby wizard sex (gbx), Sunday, 17 December 2006 20:05 (seventeen years ago) link

SILENCE, I AM HAVING A BAD ~~WEEK~~ ~~MONTH~~ LIFE.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Sunday, 17 December 2006 20:17 (seventeen years ago) link

To be fair, this is like the one that got away twice removed

― jw (ex machina), Sunday, 17 December 2006 20:23 (seventeen years ago) link

wait what?

so she is like the third one that got away?

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Sunday, 17 December 2006 20:28 (seventeen years ago) link

THAT IS WORSE, JON, NOT BETTER.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Sunday, 17 December 2006 20:28 (seventeen years ago) link

235. X-Mas party fallout (one word: bleargh)

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Monday, 18 December 2006 00:05 (seventeen years ago) link

OH LIKE YOU'VE EVER "CAUGHT" ONE

― jw (ex machina), Monday, 18 December 2006 00:21 (seventeen years ago) link

I CATCH THEM ALL THE TIME. BTW SHE SAYS HI.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Monday, 18 December 2006 00:56 (seventeen years ago) link

236. dirty santa suckage. bro stealing the pac man fever lp from me in disco fever and then me ending up with drink coasters.

― msp, Monday, 18 December 2006 06:51 (seventeen years ago) link

267. plans to visit cousin's family out in suburbs fell apart

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Monday, 18 December 2006 07:24 (seventeen years ago) link

268. MASSIVE HEADACHE PREVENTING SLEEP

― jw (ex machina), Monday, 18 December 2006 07:35 (seventeen years ago) link

269. Local deli / bistro right down my street (made the best fried rice ever; proprietor referred to me as "that white dude" & tried to get me drunk on his paella) just put up a RESTAURANT 4 SALE sign.

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Monday, 18 December 2006 15:01 (seventeen years ago) link

48224. Kingfish needs to put on his counting shoes.

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Monday, 18 December 2006 15:05 (seventeen years ago) link

241. up all night with weird fever... asthma at all-time low... shitty month in general for obv reasons... BUMMERZ

― a mediocre black-and-white cookie in a cellophane wrapper (hanks1ockli), Monday, 18 December 2006 15:42 (seventeen years ago) link

242. harsh ultimatums from "one that got away" involving making some kind of "decision" about "what i want to do with my life" :(:(:(
243. deadline for ultimatum tied to bummer #225, for lots of complicated reasons

― bell labs (bell_labs), Monday, 18 December 2006 16:06 (seventeen years ago) link

drunk on his paella

UH...

― has been plagued with problems since its erection in 1978 (nklshs), Monday, 18 December 2006 16:22 (seventeen years ago) link

242 can be good tho

― jw (ex machina), Monday, 18 December 2006 16:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Your TOWGA gives ultimatums? That...indicates possibility, anyway. Although I see how it might not be hugely enjoyable under the circs.

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 18 December 2006 16:31 (seventeen years ago) link

Thx for making me feel good I don't have any TOWGAs (I do catch and release)

― Dr M (Dr Morbius), Monday, 18 December 2006 16:35 (seventeen years ago) link

I was gonna say that "drunk on his paella" could be misconstrued, but thankfully Nick did it for me.

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Monday, 18 December 2006 16:38 (seventeen years ago) link

there is possibility, but it involves big life changes like moving to a different country and things i'm not sure if i want/am ready for.

― bell labs (bell_labs), Monday, 18 December 2006 16:39 (seventeen years ago) link

my TOWGA is long distance :(

― bell labs (bell_labs), Monday, 18 December 2006 16:47 (seventeen years ago) link

haha TOWGA, somewhere out there all our TOWGAs are partying together (TOWGA PARTY), mirthing in the merriment of knowing they Got Away.

― has been plagued with problems since its erection in 1978 (nklshs), Monday, 18 December 2006 16:48 (seventeen years ago) link

Mine is just distant. (XP)

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 18 December 2006 16:51 (seventeen years ago) link

mine has the dog who i miss probably more than i miss towga.

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Monday, 18 December 2006 16:52 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't even have one.

― ian (orion), Monday, 18 December 2006 17:49 (seventeen years ago) link

that's because you are one

― jw (ex machina), Monday, 18 December 2006 17:52 (seventeen years ago) link

My interest in administering a beat-down to her current fiance does a good job of keeping mine at bay.

― John Justen is interested in eating your pet. (John Justen), Monday, 18 December 2006 17:54 (seventeen years ago) link

I miss the summer of love-is-here-for-the-noise-bored. Now I just worry about all of us.

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 18 December 2006 17:57 (seventeen years ago) link

I miss the summer of love-is-here-for-the-noise-bored.

i missed out on the summer-of-love-for-the-noise-bored. it's been a long year.

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Monday, 18 December 2006 18:01 (seventeen years ago) link

You should all stop being so wishy-washy and letting people get away. Nets and stun guns, people. Nets and stun guns.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Monday, 18 December 2006 18:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Jessie, stop talking to my mother.

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 18 December 2006 18:34 (seventeen years ago) link

244. The police department destroyed my driver's license. Which is illegal for them to do, especially since it was an out-of-state license. And I can't do a damn thing about it except BUY a new one.

― the table is the table (trees), Monday, 18 December 2006 18:48 (seventeen years ago) link

lame!

245. X-Mas party fallout continues, as I am reminded of my rump-shaking behavior during the festivities.

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Monday, 18 December 2006 19:57 (seventeen years ago) link

246. meh scholastic performance this semester

― baby wizard sex (gbx), Monday, 18 December 2006 20:08 (seventeen years ago) link

247. it's so dry in this office that my lips are cracking and i can feel the skin on my face drying out. i've had 60 ounces of water in the last 4 hours and it's not helping.

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Monday, 18 December 2006 20:27 (seventeen years ago) link

246 seconded

― latebloomer: glutton for PUNishment (clonefeed), Monday, 18 December 2006 20:39 (seventeen years ago) link

248. wrote TOWGA for the first time in ten years. told her, 'that self-portrait is pretty decent, actually.' no respone.

― jergins (jergins), Monday, 18 December 2006 20:42 (seventeen years ago) link

gchatting with towga right now, both of us coming to conclusion that it sucks we split but there's no way we could ever get back. :(

this holiday sucks.

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Monday, 18 December 2006 20:50 (seventeen years ago) link

246. meh scholastic performance this semester

my semester grades aren't even in yet... they're supposed to be but my profs are lazy.

― without you i'm nothing (get bent), Monday, 18 December 2006 21:13 (seventeen years ago) link

granted, my definition of "meh" has changed quite a bit since undergrad...but i scared myself shitless yesterday re: med school applications, and suddenly anything less than a B+ is a serious bummer.

― baby wizard sex (gbx), Monday, 18 December 2006 21:17 (seventeen years ago) link

in grad school if you get anything less than a B you're pretty much failing.

― without you i'm nothing (get bent), Monday, 18 December 2006 21:26 (seventeen years ago) link

well, i'm just taking undergrad classes, so it's not actually awful, but pulling a B in organic chemistry sorta ruined my week.

― baby wizard sex (gbx), Monday, 18 December 2006 21:28 (seventeen years ago) link

i had two really hard classes this semester and i survived them without being bruised too badly. the rest was just a lot of work, but i got it all done so i'm not that worried.

― without you i'm nothing (get bent), Monday, 18 December 2006 21:33 (seventeen years ago) link

when jon told me that he referred to "the one that go away (twice removed eh?)" as "a friend".

― catwon (catwon), Monday, 18 December 2006 22:15 (seventeen years ago) link

http://members.nasioc.com/UserPics/190/RUHROH.jpg

― baby wizard sex (gbx), Monday, 18 December 2006 22:16 (seventeen years ago) link

some things are better framed as "friends"... some in pink

― jw (ex machina), Monday, 18 December 2006 22:20 (seventeen years ago) link

she ran away from you to join a cult? i see....

― catwon (catwon), Monday, 18 December 2006 22:22 (seventeen years ago) link

no she ran away from me because she moved back home

this is like 2 years ago mind you!

― jw (ex machina), Monday, 18 December 2006 22:23 (seventeen years ago) link

lol but she did run away from you?! yes!

― catwon (catwon), Monday, 18 December 2006 22:28 (seventeen years ago) link

to be fair, i was moving to nyc

― jw (ex machina), Monday, 18 December 2006 22:29 (seventeen years ago) link

oh bummerz

― catwon (catwon), Monday, 18 December 2006 22:41 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah bummerz for nyc. :D

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Monday, 18 December 2006 22:42 (seventeen years ago) link

^^^ every part of my body compelled me to say that, sorry. u_u

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Monday, 18 December 2006 22:43 (seventeen years ago) link

249. not going to see yusuf "cat stevens" islam at lincoln center tomorrow after all. ;_;

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Monday, 18 December 2006 23:31 (seventeen years ago) link

250. listening to commercial for Dean's egg nog on hold for ins co, now have the CRAVE.

― has been plagued with problems since its erection in 1978 (nklshs), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 16:25 (seventeen years ago) link

251. reading deformed penis article on 5 hrs sleep

― DrM (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 16:34 (seventeen years ago) link

"crave" as a noun makes me think of white castle. (252?)

― without you i'm nothing (get bent), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 16:48 (seventeen years ago) link

251a. penis not loading movie

― jw (ex machina), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 16:54 (seventeen years ago) link

xp
ideas for work christmas party:
-burger king
-mcdonalds
-white castle
-wendys
-fast food pot-luck
-caleb's bar
-nice restaurant in hell's kitchen.

― ian (orion), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 16:56 (seventeen years ago) link

totally white castle

― without you i'm nothing (get bent), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 18:03 (seventeen years ago) link

its by my house!

― jw (ex machina), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 18:08 (seventeen years ago) link

252. sick

― a mediocre black-and-white cookie in a cellophane wrapper (hanks1ockli), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 18:17 (seventeen years ago) link

253. also sick
254. out of sick time
255. confused by wii blue light / feel old and feeble
256. lapd douchebags

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 18:26 (seventeen years ago) link

257. just had to reformat my ipod :(.....

― jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 18:54 (seventeen years ago) link

258. reformatting doesn't help. it's corrupt :(

― jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 19:01 (seventeen years ago) link

259. fever, cold shakes. at work.

― a mediocre black-and-white cookie in a cellophane wrapper (hanks1ockli), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 20:33 (seventeen years ago) link

SICKNESS BUMMERZ ADDENDUM: the boy is sick, nothing more bummerzriffic than a flu-esque symptoms havin' 7 yr old

― has been plagued with problems since its erection in 1978 (nklshs), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 21:55 (seventeen years ago) link

fuck the police, cousin larry bundgee

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 22:11 (seventeen years ago) link

260. The only way for me to not be an asshole to everybody I see in a day might be to take a vow of silence.

― Dan I. (w1nt3rmut3), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 22:30 (seventeen years ago) link

i'd need to have a middle finger-ectomy in addition to the vow of silence.

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 22:31 (seventeen years ago) link

i miss the summer of love-is-here-for-the-noise-bored.

i am confused because i could have sworn it was the summer of bummers????

― tehresa (tehresa), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 22:46 (seventeen years ago) link

260. my dad was found guilty. he isn't.

― bell labs (bell_labs), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 02:58 (seventeen years ago) link

lousy jury.

― bell labs (bell_labs), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 03:01 (seventeen years ago) link

it happens.

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 03:05 (seventeen years ago) link

oh man, that is a serious bummer...

...he's not going to jail is he?? or is it civil?

(not that you'd want to share any of that over the internet)

― baby wizard sex (gbx), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 03:09 (seventeen years ago) link

ahh i guess i can now. it's federal criminal. hopefully it will be min. security.

― bell labs (bell_labs), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 03:23 (seventeen years ago) link

he is a really good guy.

― bell labs (bell_labs), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 03:28 (seventeen years ago) link

oh geez

― baby wizard sex (gbx), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 03:32 (seventeen years ago) link

gahhh i still have to tell a bunch of people irl.

― bell labs (bell_labs), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 03:50 (seventeen years ago) link

261. jergins doesn't have special powers

― friday on the porch (lfam), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 03:59 (seventeen years ago) link

yes he does! i'm gonna prove it!

― lxy (lxy), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 04:09 (seventeen years ago) link

if you have to prove it, what's the point?

― friday on the porch (lfam), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 04:32 (seventeen years ago) link

the point is that he has special powers.

― lxy (lxy), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 04:33 (seventeen years ago) link

okay, go for it

― friday on the porch (lfam), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 04:50 (seventeen years ago) link

i've been informed that proving it may take months, so...

― jergins (jergins), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 05:00 (seventeen years ago) link

oh man bell labs that really sucks

fuck

― dmr (dmr), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 07:11 (seventeen years ago) link

262. basically spending a decent portion of upcoming weekend alone
263. basically spending the next week at work on my own, covering for about 7 different positions

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 20 December 2006 22:38 (seventeen years ago) link

264. house is so pitilessly HOT that I, drunk, am sheltering in front of PC cooling fan in search of relief.

― haitch (not haitch) (haitch), Thursday, 21 December 2006 14:11 (seventeen years ago) link

265. might have broken my thumb last night
265a. sober, on the way TO the bar

― baby wizard sex (gbx), Thursday, 21 December 2006 17:31 (seventeen years ago) link

266. just tracked towga's xmas present, signed for by a dude at 8:40 yesterday morning. :(

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Thursday, 21 December 2006 17:50 (seventeen years ago) link

re 266. OUCH

267. Feeling like you have to be the bigger person all the time and make nice
267b. Finding yourself provisionally agreeing with things you know aren't true, just to smooth over conflict

― jw (ex machina), Thursday, 21 December 2006 18:03 (seventeen years ago) link

sorry lindsey! :(

― tehresa (tehresa), Thursday, 21 December 2006 18:37 (seventeen years ago) link

welcome to life, jon
(also, you know who your friends are and a certain about of misery is allowed among friends)
i wish all this bummerz could be hugged away

currently, my biggest bummerz is money worries, but i know i could work and make money - but then my biggest bummerz would srsly be WHERE IS THE TIME for all the things i need to do??? hm. okay, it is christmastime though and i'm all about that happiness for now.

― impermanent rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Thursday, 21 December 2006 19:18 (seventeen years ago) link

268. retail job transmutes xmas cheer into bitchiness and ill-will towards all mankind. :( :(

― elmo albatross (allocryptic), Thursday, 21 December 2006 19:57 (seventeen years ago) link

COSIGN X1000.

― John Justen is interested in eating your pet. (John Justen), Thursday, 21 December 2006 21:02 (seventeen years ago) link

269. sql

― jw (ex machina), Thursday, 21 December 2006 21:40 (seventeen years ago) link

270. i saw the bobby kennedy movie and it really blew

― reading murder books, tryin' to stay hip (get bent), Friday, 22 December 2006 05:12 (seventeen years ago) link

good to know, though, cause i was sorta maybe thinking about seeing it.
thanks for taking one for the team, jbr!

― tehresa (tehresa), Friday, 22 December 2006 05:27 (seventeen years ago) link

haha

― jw (ex machina), Friday, 22 December 2006 05:29 (seventeen years ago) link

ohman, that movie is getting so much hype!
is it mean that i am kinda glad it blew? probably

― impermanent rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Friday, 22 December 2006 06:51 (seventeen years ago) link

the zodiac killer movie looks good though

― reading murder books, tryin' to stay hip (get bent), Friday, 22 December 2006 07:02 (seventeen years ago) link

oh totally, though i wont' see it until ages from now, i'm sure

― impermanent rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Friday, 22 December 2006 07:08 (seventeen years ago) link

271. '80s night DJ moving to gay club in another district where (1) it will probably be 21+, (2) it will probably not be free, (3) there will probably be far fewer (straight) goth chicks
272. no can turny offy the Captain Jean Luc Picard the U.S.S. Enterprise

― step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Friday, 22 December 2006 07:29 (seventeen years ago) link

the mute button, she is our friend

― reading murder books, tryin' to stay hip (get bent), Friday, 22 December 2006 07:37 (seventeen years ago) link

but I am listening to music on computer :(

― step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Friday, 22 December 2006 07:58 (seventeen years ago) link

273. whenev attractive male stranger grins at me on streets of NYC, it only means one thing...

fly open

― Dr M (Dr Morbius), Friday, 22 December 2006 16:20 (seventeen years ago) link

no can turny offy the Captain Jean Luc Picard the U.S.S. Enterprise

bummerz wishlist

― has been plagued with problems since its erection in 1978 (nklshs), Friday, 22 December 2006 16:27 (seventeen years ago) link

why would you want to?

― jw (ex machina), Friday, 22 December 2006 16:48 (seventeen years ago) link

adblocking http://content.ytmnd.com/content/d/0/3/* worked

― v (sleep), Friday, 22 December 2006 16:58 (seventeen years ago) link

(xpost) played out, annoying, etc

― baccarat heads spice pushka underdog official texas holdem bundgee (bundgee), Friday, 22 December 2006 17:03 (seventeen years ago) link

274. FUCK UPS AND THEIR FUCKING HIDDEN BROKERAGE FEES

― a mediocre black-and-white cookie in a cellophane wrapper (hanks1ockli), Friday, 22 December 2006 17:37 (seventeen years ago) link

can i just clarify, that i meant "fuck U.P.S. and their..." and not "fuck-ups and their..."

― a mediocre black-and-white cookie in a cellophane wrapper (hanks1ockli), Friday, 22 December 2006 17:54 (seventeen years ago) link

haha, that's how i read it too!
but yeah, totally fuck UdotPdotS - do they think they're the mob?? are they??

― impermanent rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Friday, 22 December 2006 18:04 (seventeen years ago) link

brokerage fees are a pain in the ass, but they're not the fault of UPS! if you had something shipped int'lly, it should be the responsibility of the shipper to inform you of the possibility of import taxes, duties, etc etc.

― elmo albatross (allocryptic), Friday, 22 December 2006 18:14 (seventeen years ago) link

but they never do! and shippers usually don't even give you the option of just using regular mail! i understand duty fees, sure, but i don't know how 'brokerage' fees are calculated

― impermanent rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Friday, 22 December 2006 18:21 (seventeen years ago) link

UPS charges the highest brokerage fees in the industry - from what I have read. These fees are often 'hidden' to most customers, since they are not included in the item price or the shipping and are separate from the taxes (discussed below). For example, if I were to order a wakeboard for $325 USD from UPS, according to their brokerage fee schedule, I would have to pay $35.55 brokerage + $5.85 disbursement (minimum) + $4.25 fee for collecting brokerage charge. Add taxes, shipping and convert this order to Canadian funds and this order no longer looks like a deal. Apparently you can set it up to clear customs by yourself, but trying to figure out how is as easy as turning water to gold. If your order is shipped UPS when you were told it would be shipped with another company, you can refuse to accept the order & charges and it will be sent back to the retailer.
Source: http://www.ups.com/content/ca/en/shipping/cost/zones/customs_clearance.html

― a mediocre black-and-white cookie in a cellophane wrapper (hanks1ockli), Friday, 22 December 2006 18:22 (seventeen years ago) link

275. i think i'm getting sick

― latebloomer: glutton for PUNishment (clonefeed), Friday, 22 December 2006 18:22 (seventeen years ago) link

here's the sitch: i wanted to order something from eddie bauer (WHICH HAS STORES IN CANADA). i put in eddiebauer.CA which SNEAKILY redirected me to the .COM site. etc etc

― a mediocre black-and-white cookie in a cellophane wrapper (hanks1ockli), Friday, 22 December 2006 18:22 (seventeen years ago) link

276. Unfairly graded! Given B when I deserved A! Super low class participation score when I spoke up frequently in class! The guy apparently does not give +/- modifiers to grades! OUTRAGEOUS!!!

― Dan I. (w1nt3rmut3), Friday, 22 December 2006 22:14 (seventeen years ago) link

277. i AM fucking sick:-(

― latebloomer: glutton for PUNishment (clonefeed), Saturday, 23 December 2006 00:32 (seventeen years ago) link

278. Record one day home before family drama commences. Brother kicked out of house.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Saturday, 23 December 2006 00:46 (seventeen years ago) link

279. Dumbass friend, when asked for e-mail addresses of people that know girl from party I want to get to know better (winky), GAVE ME BROKEN E-MAIL ADDRESSES. YES ADDRESSES.

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Saturday, 23 December 2006 02:25 (seventeen years ago) link

280. waking up at 7:30 without the assistance of an alarm clock while on vacation. ugh. just want to sleep late for once!
281. the internets.

― tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 24 December 2006 13:07 (seventeen years ago) link

282. momz just hung up on me
282a. 3 whole days @ home

― ^@^ (map), Sunday, 24 December 2006 14:41 (seventeen years ago) link

283. i miss my grandfather.

― Lauren (lauren), Sunday, 24 December 2006 23:02 (seventeen years ago) link

284. post-christmas eve feasting means more drinking and getting sad or belligerent or both.

― ian (orion), Monday, 25 December 2006 00:19 (seventeen years ago) link

285. broke the vcr trying to play our early '80s yule log tape (tape is broken too probably)

(for nyc noizers still in town: it will be on wpix tomorrow starting @ 1:30 pm)

― we twa hae run aboot the braes (get bent), Monday, 25 December 2006 01:25 (seventeen years ago) link

286. suddenly realizing I am extremely depressed right now.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Monday, 25 December 2006 02:25 (seventeen years ago) link

284. christmas eve drunk = sad and a little belligerent and also ehhhhhh

― tehresa (tehresa), Monday, 25 December 2006 03:18 (seventeen years ago) link

285. mom not telling me about weird immuno/heart/blood issues.... :/

― jw (ex machina), Monday, 25 December 2006 07:16 (seventeen years ago) link

287. james brown is dead.

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Monday, 25 December 2006 08:18 (seventeen years ago) link

...

― we twa hae run aboot the braes (get bent), Monday, 25 December 2006 08:19 (seventeen years ago) link

...

― jergins (jergins), Monday, 25 December 2006 08:31 (seventeen years ago) link

per #283.) Me too. especially today.

― PPlains (PPlains), Monday, 25 December 2006 10:58 (seventeen years ago) link

288. Missing cats and dog

― sunny successor (katarina), Monday, 25 December 2006 13:10 (seventeen years ago) link

289. noone to love in football playoffs so far

― sunny successor (katarina), Monday, 25 December 2006 13:13 (seventeen years ago) link

holy shit james brown

― baby wizard sex (gbx), Monday, 25 December 2006 13:41 (seventeen years ago) link

hi everyone, i dont post here but i want to say i love you all and am sorry about all bummerz big and small

msp we are in the process of adopting from ethiopia, hit me up at email address if you ever want to discuss it

better year, better times. courage!

― Matt Cibula (Formerly, the Haikunym), Monday, 25 December 2006 14:49 (seventeen years ago) link

ohno, james brown :(

― impermanent rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Monday, 25 December 2006 15:25 (seventeen years ago) link

nooo!

― amon (amon), Monday, 25 December 2006 16:19 (seventeen years ago) link

awww :(

― tehresa (tehresa), Monday, 25 December 2006 17:41 (seventeen years ago) link

290. text not doing james brown lyrics any good.

James Brown "Goodbye My Love (Parts 1 and 2)" from "Say it Loud: I'm Black and I'm Proud"

You know sometimes a man
Or a woman makes a mistake
Try to find a reason for making a mistake
But there's no reason to make a mistake
The only thing you do when
You make a mistake is say, "I'm sorry."
It takes a man or a woman to say, "I'm sorry."
It takes a fool to walk away

So right here I want to say, "I'm sorry."
I don't know where you are
But you know I need you
Now there's one more thing I'd like to say right here
I could say, "Maybe, you just don't understand."
I could say, "Baby, I believe you got another man."
And then I could say, "I just can't help myself."
But I wouldn't be a man
And then I could say, "Maybe you don't have nothing left."
But I want you to know: I still love you
Oh no matter where you go, I still love you
Whoa, oh! [Take it down Jimmy]
Goodbye my love, throwing me away!
Goodbye my love

There's one more thing: you know to have
Someone to worry when you worry
To feel the need of a real person
When your friends drop you behind
To kill your anger just by being nice and kind
I could say if you leave, "It wouldn't bother me ."
But I know that would be a lie
Cause Baby, deep down inside you part of me
But I want you to know and I don't care who knows
I still love you!
Whoa, oh, I still love you!
Whoa, oh! [Take it down Jimmy]

Now looky here,
You always been in my corner
Never let me me be a loner
There's one more thing I'd like to say right here
You told me
That no one would ever be able to take my place
That every time the feeling was nice and you fall in my embrace
You said everything would be alright
You had no other love
No other, no other person in your sight
You said there would be another
There would never, never, never be another
And I believed you
I believed you
Yes, I believed you
Cause I want you to know
I still love you!
Whoa, oh!
I still love you!
I don't care who knows!
No, whoa! [Take it down Jimmy]

Goodbye my love
You're throwing me away
Goodbye my love
You're throwing me away
You're throw, You're throwing me away!
You walked away from me
Tell me where I
You walked away from me
There's one more thing
There's one more thing I got to say right here
There's one more thing I got to say right here

I still love you!
Whoa, oh, yeah!
I still love you!
Whoa, oh, oh!!!! [Take it down Jimmy]

Goodbye my love!
So long baby!
Goodbye my love!
You're throwing me away!
You're throwing me away!
You're throwing me away!

― msp (msp), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 04:34 (seventeen years ago) link

291. stupid SSRI side effects

― we twa hae run aboot the braes (get bent), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 08:58 (seventeen years ago) link

292. "Capt Picard" (glad I don't hv sound at work)

― Dr M (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 15:51 (seventeen years ago) link

msp, LOVE that song. i don't know if it's an oboe or what but something in there plays two notes throughout most of the song and it adds an extra gravity to it. plus jb's shriek is at it's most piercing in that.

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 16:17 (seventeen years ago) link

293. sonned finger very deep with bread knife in a slipped baguette beef, still bleeding 24 hours later, should go to hosp. and get stitches y/n?

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 16:52 (seventeen years ago) link

294. Reduced to drinking 3.2 Miller High Life from the gas station due to alcohol housing deficit yesterday.

― John Justen is interested in eating your pet. (John Justen), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 18:24 (seventeen years ago) link

Also, in my experience, any time you have to wonder if you should go get stitches, you probably should.

― John Justen is interested in eating your pet. (John Justen), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 18:25 (seventeen years ago) link

294 is sort of the quintessential MN bummer.

295. sick, or getting there.
296. two hour O'Hare layover tomorrow.

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 18:31 (seventeen years ago) link

297. dad bought midlife crisis car. dad wants to baby midlife crisis car, so frequently drives car i left here to work, etc while midlife crisis car stays in garage. dad took my car to work today, even though i am here and need to use it. not allowed to drive midlife crisis car. stuck at house all day until it's time to be chauffeured by sister to (ugh) david's bridal for bridesmaid time. just want to get out for a few min and not waste entire vacation sitting in room like a sullen teenager. :-\

― tehresa (tehresa), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 19:32 (seventeen years ago) link

297a. stuck at home, thought, 'hey i'll play piano! i love my piano! i never get to play!' and all my books/scores are mysteriously missing from the music room. apparently mom thought that it was just too outrageous to keep MUSIC in the MUSIC ROOM and has relocated everything to some unknown corner of the house where no one will ever find it.

297b. decided to play some records. my collection (all of about 10 records) is mysteriously missing. theory: older sister took with her when she moved to dc. if asked, she will vehemently deny this, but it will be totally obvious cause she'll make up some bullshit story about how she got 10 of the exact same records i'm missing.

298. i really need to stop whining but i'm feeling so frustrated right now :-\

― tehresa (tehresa), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 20:24 (seventeen years ago) link

299. How does one date again after 10 years? Why would I want to go through that horrific crap again? I need to start drinking again after my two sabbatical.

― Forsythe Pendleton Jones III (Grodd), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 21:47 (seventeen years ago) link

300. i actually like this picard song that loops like mad everytime i open this thread. christmas pretty much sucked and i'm really bored, frustrated, sad, angry..and no idea what to do. still haven't found a roommate to move in here. either i sleep so little or all day. i eat nutella or chocolate from dusk till dawn! oh, and, jw.

― catwon (catwon), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 21:53 (seventeen years ago) link

301. Waking up and still having horrible headache from last night that is like an icepick lodged in my left eye and brain. Love migraines.

― ALLAH FROG (Mingus Dew), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 23:52 (seventeen years ago) link

302. flight canceled tomorrow. have to work on thursday.

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 03:51 (seventeen years ago) link

303. i'm sorry i got fat, i will slim down :(

― caitlin oh no (harbl), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 04:28 (seventeen years ago) link

3345. allah frog lite: i got a subtle, slow, simmery headache that won't quit. over the past two days ive become increasingly photophobic; distractable.

― remy bean (bean), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 04:29 (seventeen years ago) link

305. i got a tummy too, and it ain't cute cuz it's hairy as a bull's balls.

― remy bean (bean), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 04:29 (seventeen years ago) link

How does one date again after 10 years? Why would I want to go through that horrific crap again?

"dating" can be fun as long as you don't take it seriously or expect to meet the love of your life. people are disappointing and stupid, but occasionally they're cute. it's not so horrific to go out and have a few beerz with someone attractive and maybe make out with them. but if you treat it as a big existential thing you'll end up wanting to slit your wrists.

― dunking doughnuts (get bent), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 04:32 (seventeen years ago) link

306. people are disappointing and stupid

― caitlin oh no (harbl), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 04:37 (seventeen years ago) link

and the smart ones are douches

― dunking doughnuts (get bent), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 05:06 (seventeen years ago) link

307. 1st flight tomorrow was canceled, but i got on the phone and had the CSR lady resched me for another one. Only prob is the flight leaves in about 5.5 hours. Wheee.

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 05:32 (seventeen years ago) link

308. ILM, right now, probably ever

― Matt Cibula (Formerly, the Haikunym), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 06:30 (seventeen years ago) link

306. people are disappointing and stupid
-- caitlin oh no (caitx...), December 27th, 2006. (harbl) (later) (link)
and the smart ones are douches

-- dunking doughnuts (jb...), December 27th, 2006. (get bent) (later) (link)

cosign!

― tehresa (tehresa), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 07:25 (seventeen years ago) link

309. Scary chest pains all night tonight!

― Dan I. (w1nt3rmut3), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 07:55 (seventeen years ago) link

x-post

i am so super-sorry i couldn't make noise drinks
:-(

― latebloomer (clonefeed), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 07:55 (seventeen years ago) link

you should be cause i ended up bowling and drinking pitchers with sisters and older sister's friends and then going to waffle house and it was AWESOME but would have been way noisier if you were there!

― tehresa (tehresa), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 08:02 (seventeen years ago) link

310. repeatedly sonned by MCAT registration site.
311. everyone on my mom's side of the family is srsly ill
312. cousin had ear bitten off by town psychopath in pub beef.

― baby wizard sex (gbx), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 14:21 (seventeen years ago) link

extra congested nose blowing + not shaving in 9 days = snot 'stache.

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 14:55 (seventeen years ago) link

313. hr lady handed each employee his or her "little something extra from the company," an envelope containing a happy holiday card and 25 bucks cash. nice bonus, lol, I blew it last night on pizza and a greek salad. employees ready to riot, would rather have nothing than be insulted.

― dmr (dmr), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 15:21 (seventeen years ago) link

314. gone.

― violent j (sandboxhulkington), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 16:34 (seventeen years ago) link

315. dropped macbook on foot, getting purple toenail bummerrrrrr

― caitlin oh no (harbl), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 16:46 (seventeen years ago) link

holy shit @ 312

― jerginsito (jergins), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 17:27 (seventeen years ago) link

yr telling me, dude

― baby wizard sex (gbx), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 18:17 (seventeen years ago) link

316. still with the allergies
317. sleeping habits completely fucked (i'm like the slaughter song, but minus all the strippers and coke)

― dunking doughnuts (get bent), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 20:34 (seventeen years ago) link

318. shopping for undershirts on amazon. why so pornographic?

― shakey mo jopotatoes (bundgee), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 22:40 (seventeen years ago) link

319. holiday fun started with grandpa's glass eye falling out
319a. he liked the socks I made him but asked grandma 'what girl made these?"

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 23:00 (seventeen years ago) link

what do you mean by 314, jess? you ok?

― a mediocre black-and-white cookie in a cellophane wrapper (hanks1ockli), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 23:31 (seventeen years ago) link

320. drunk uncle with two replaced hips and two previous strokes fell down in the bathroom. may have been damaged, mom is distraught. bmmrz

― baby wizard sex (gbx), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 23:59 (seventeen years ago) link

321. got in fight with co-worker in my final fucking hour at this piece of shit job

― jergins (jergins), Thursday, 28 December 2006 03:24 (seventeen years ago) link

the one who told you not to have daughters in case they looked like you? I hope you punched her in the nose really hard.

― jaq (jaq), Thursday, 28 December 2006 03:30 (seventeen years ago) link

322. coming home after a week to a sinkful of dirty dishes.

― tehresa (tehresa), Thursday, 28 December 2006 03:32 (seventeen years ago) link

^^^^ ewww, this is why I obsessively washed all the dishes before I left. unfortunately, I left lo mein and pilaf in the fridge.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Thursday, 28 December 2006 03:38 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, they weren't mine...

anyway, at least i'm back now and can finally relax a little after a week of insane familytime.

― tehresa (tehresa), Thursday, 28 December 2006 03:42 (seventeen years ago) link

jaq, no, a more horrible co-worker than that, if you can believe it. but that job is done. DONE

― jergins (jergins), Thursday, 28 December 2006 06:26 (seventeen years ago) link

322. coming home after a week to a sinkful of dirty dishes...

...as well as: tv room full of dirty dishes (a couple of which still had half-eaten meals in them), living room full of dirty dishes, MY BEDROOM full of dirty dishes, beer cans/bottles everywhere (like EVERYWHERE, on top of guitar amps, piano, perched on the edge of computer desk, in BATHROOM [more than half of which with cigarette ashes]), after I meticulously cleaned the shit out of the house before the week+ away, aka HOORAY FOR ROOMMATES AND THEIR BENDERS

― has been plagued with problems since its erection in 1978 (nklshs), Thursday, 28 December 2006 15:07 (seventeen years ago) link

291. stupid SSRI side effects
cosign cosign cosign again. (at least now i know what to call these side effects, thanks to the lf's mighty research skillz)

323. Might not be able to drive in any US state for six months? Which means SEPTA. Which means I might as well die. Really wish I could destroy the OPD.

324. Haven't seen or talked to anyone within 20 years of my age since the 22nd. Am going absolutely bonkers.

― the table is the table (trees), Thursday, 28 December 2006 19:06 (seventeen years ago) link

325. SICK (inner-ear infection AND strep throat)

― has been plagued with problems since its erection in 1978 (nklshs), Thursday, 28 December 2006 19:27 (seventeen years ago) link

bogus! antibiotics are no fun. no drinks. BOO. i have abcessed tooth right now, which has pretty much scuttled my new years plans. UPSIDE: vicodins.

― elmo albatross (allocryptic), Thursday, 28 December 2006 19:41 (seventeen years ago) link

326. Dear dude that likes to send work e-mails concerning tech. problems w/ A) either non-descript or blank e-mail subjects and B) sentences that a 2nd-grader would be ashamed of: stop e-mailing me.

PS - IT'S "THEIR" YOU FUCKING CHOARD

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Thursday, 28 December 2006 20:06 (seventeen years ago) link

327. So bored @ work that I actually looked @ the Ultravox thread. Fuck me stupid.

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Thursday, 28 December 2006 21:15 (seventeen years ago) link

328. retard dad got tattoo of momz name on right arm -> they have been separated for FIVE YEARS!!

― ^@^ (map), Thursday, 28 December 2006 23:23 (seventeen years ago) link

(still can't figure out whether to post that here or on the LOLS thread. there's other deeply crazed fish in the sea, pops.)

― ^@^ (map), Thursday, 28 December 2006 23:25 (seventeen years ago) link

329. airline lost four of our suitcases. all xmas gifts from australians (plus clothes, cellphone etc) inside.

― sunny successor (katarina), Friday, 29 December 2006 13:28 (seventeen years ago) link

cunts. which airline?

― electric sound of jim (electric sound of jim), Friday, 29 December 2006 13:40 (seventeen years ago) link

American. We cleared customs in LA after Qantas flight so we know they made it into the country, at least.

― sunny successor (katarina), Friday, 29 December 2006 13:45 (seventeen years ago) link

That happened to us with Southwest like two years ago. We eventually got everything back, but only had two suitcases to start with, not four.

― If you ain't eatin' WHAM, you ain't eatin' HAM (trm), Friday, 29 December 2006 13:55 (seventeen years ago) link

there were 5 other people who were missing bags from the same flight but they all got at least one bag back and they checked in dallas, not LA like us.

tombot: how long did it take to get your bags back?

― sunny successor (katarina), Friday, 29 December 2006 14:01 (seventeen years ago) link

haha I hate being the one to follow great bummerz with lesser bummerz, but it has to be done, right:

330. grocery store apparently doesn't sell plain-old Halls cough drops, the closest thing they have is an assortment of Halls Vitamin C Enriched UV-Radiation Blocking Orange Cherry Lotus Cream Flavored Vaguely Medicated-ish Throat Candies

― has been plagued with problems since its erection in 1978 (nklshs), Friday, 29 December 2006 20:06 (seventeen years ago) link

331. still stuck in abq "sun"port, not sure if i'll get to leave or not.

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Friday, 29 December 2006 20:11 (seventeen years ago) link

332. It's the FRIDAY before NEW YEAR'S DAY - why are you people still doing your jobs?!?!??

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Friday, 29 December 2006 20:13 (seventeen years ago) link

sunny, it took about a week to get the last one back. We waited around the airport for several flights after ours to get in and did get one of the bags (which I claimed was lost anyway, fuck them). Apparently they "forgot" to load the entirety of the checked bagged on our flight--only 3-5 bags came out on the carousel!! For the entire plane, I mean. And then just stuck the bags on ensuing flights. It was completely bizarre and awful, and their customer service was extremely...nonchalant about the whole thing. Our fault for flying an airline like Southwest.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 29 December 2006 20:30 (seventeen years ago) link

332. It's the FRIDAY before NEW YEAR'S DAY - why are you people still doing your jobs?!?!??

-- David RER (quoteidio...), December 29th, 2006. (Frank Fiore) (later) (link)

i'm home now! my office closed at 1 because it's awesome!

― tehresa (tehresa), Friday, 29 December 2006 20:36 (seventeen years ago) link

I get off on Tuesday because Gerald Ford died :D

is that a :\ emoticon thread entry?? definitely not a bummerz, sorry :(

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 29 December 2006 20:38 (seventeen years ago) link

oh man we got a firmwide email telling us federal offices are closed tuesday but we are OPEN (in all caps). sucky cause i started reading and got my hopes up and then was crushed. 4.5 day weekend woulda rocked.

― tehresa (tehresa), Friday, 29 December 2006 20:40 (seventeen years ago) link

MY OFFICE SUCKS BECAUSE I'M STILL HERE

tho I guess I could leave, even if my abscence would be semi-conspicuous - I had some mouthbreathing jagbag come to my desk asking questions. Like, dude, it's Friday, it's 3 PM, and it's a holiday weekend - save it for the new year AND IT'S "THEIR," YOU TARD.

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Friday, 29 December 2006 20:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Also - my two direct superiors are still here, so I REALLY can't leave yet.

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Friday, 29 December 2006 20:42 (seventeen years ago) link

i haven't been at work in over a week, and don't go back until tuesday.

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Friday, 29 December 2006 20:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Dork.

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Friday, 29 December 2006 20:46 (seventeen years ago) link

maybe so but at least i'm not stuck at work!

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Friday, 29 December 2006 20:47 (seventeen years ago) link

Daver, stop living my life, it's bad enough that I already am.

― has been plagued with problems since its erection in 1978 (nklshs), Friday, 29 December 2006 20:48 (seventeen years ago) link

ohno sunny! your bags will return! make them!

i know this is the bummerz thread but the last couple posts from daver and nklshs made me laugh a lot

― impermanent rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Friday, 29 December 2006 20:53 (seventeen years ago) link

332 (?). bloody nose, wtf
333. achy & not feeling that great
334. my multi doesn't have enough magnesium in it

― the claudine longet invitational (get bent), Friday, 29 December 2006 21:53 (seventeen years ago) link

335. cut the shit out of my finger making breakfast

― a mediocre black-and-white cookie in a cellophane wrapper (hanks1ockli), Friday, 29 December 2006 22:08 (seventeen years ago) link

you had shit in your finger?

― the claudine longet invitational (get bent), Friday, 29 December 2006 22:09 (seventeen years ago) link

a mediocre black-and-white shit in a finger wrapper

― shakey mo jopotatoes (bundgee), Friday, 29 December 2006 22:36 (seventeen years ago) link

336. flights to chicago actually cheaper than trains to philadelphia. this is mostly a bummer because i can't believe what overcharging assholes amtrak are.

― violent j (sandboxhulkington), Friday, 29 December 2006 22:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Believe it, they totally are. Actually train to Philly might be cheaper if you can take local rail and transfer to SEPTA...? It's like a quarter (or less?) of the cost of Amtrak, from NYC.

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 29 December 2006 22:53 (seventeen years ago) link

weirdly there's no local rail north out of baltimore. you can get to d.c. for seven bucks but if you want to get to wilmington, yr payin $45. (though if someone wants to tell me otherwise, i'd be happy to hear it.)

― violent j (sandboxhulkington), Friday, 29 December 2006 23:01 (seventeen years ago) link

(and last time i tried to take the bus i spent so much on cabs to and from the bus station -- way to put it in an abandoned industrial park area, dudes -- that it rendered the price difference almost negligible.)

― violent j (sandboxhulkington), Friday, 29 December 2006 23:02 (seventeen years ago) link

337. flight got cancelled, after sitting (in first class) for an hour. maybe might make it to dallas tonight, what happens when i get there, i dunno, next flight to nyc is in the am.

the northeast is amtrak's only profitable corridor.

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Friday, 29 December 2006 23:15 (seventeen years ago) link

338. Slowly circling the drain.

― the table is the table (trees), Friday, 29 December 2006 23:46 (seventeen years ago) link

339. coworker getting completely shitfaced at lunch (read: she could not form complete words, let alone sentences) and trying to make out with me. most awkward shit ever -- can't wait to go back to work next week!

― false cat (sleep), Friday, 29 December 2006 23:52 (seventeen years ago) link

340. rebooked flight got cancelled.

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Friday, 29 December 2006 23:52 (seventeen years ago) link

341. 59 minute wait for reservations douche!

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Friday, 29 December 2006 23:54 (seventeen years ago) link

most awkward shit ever

wow that makes it doubly weird that you were in the can when it happened

― a mediocre black-and-white cookie in a cellophane wrapper (hanks1ockli), Saturday, 30 December 2006 00:02 (seventeen years ago) link

sleep, is she hot?

― amon (amon), Saturday, 30 December 2006 00:05 (seventeen years ago) link

-- false cat (enemy.airshi...), December 29th, 2006. (sleep) (later) (link)

wow you really do need this happy hour drink! my eggs are almost ready, i will be with you shortly!

― tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 30 December 2006 00:08 (seventeen years ago) link

lall @ "my eggs"

― amon (amon), Saturday, 30 December 2006 00:12 (seventeen years ago) link

hahaha

― tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 30 December 2006 00:13 (seventeen years ago) link

: D

― bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Saturday, 30 December 2006 00:31 (seventeen years ago) link

342. still on hold. on plus side, on second beer at airport bar.

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Saturday, 30 December 2006 00:39 (seventeen years ago) link

343. suddenly not being okay AT ALL with the whole "yr life has changed in one day" thing

― violent j (sandboxhulkington), Saturday, 30 December 2006 17:29 (seventeen years ago) link

(admittedly it's not exactly on the level of waking up to 'hey, you have cancer' or 'your mom is dead' or 'you have to move out of your house, divvy up yr possessions and pets, and travel 2900 miles across the country' but goddamn i hate this shit.)

― violent j (sandboxhulkington), Saturday, 30 December 2006 17:31 (seventeen years ago) link

344. also suddenly remembering just how much i hated this city this summer and how much i wanted out

― violent j (sandboxhulkington), Saturday, 30 December 2006 17:35 (seventeen years ago) link

345. back still hurts

― shakey mo jopotatoes (bundgee), Saturday, 30 December 2006 18:11 (seventeen years ago) link

346. still stuck in albuquerque.

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Saturday, 30 December 2006 18:25 (seventeen years ago) link

347. scalp razor burn

― violent j (sandboxhulkington), Saturday, 30 December 2006 18:31 (seventeen years ago) link

348. bank account continued to be compromised even after i cancelled my cards, meaning the thieves are accessing the account directly. hammer time motherfuckers!! stupid regional bank is going down! and most of the unauthorized debits were to the same companies?? no! i am not buying vitamins online! or pulp novels!

― friday on the porch (lfam), Saturday, 30 December 2006 21:10 (seventeen years ago) link

349. may get to leave albequerque in, like, three hours or so.

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Saturday, 30 December 2006 22:13 (seventeen years ago) link

sleep, is she hot?

not really

― false cat (sleep), Saturday, 30 December 2006 22:48 (seventeen years ago) link

damn joel

― false cat (sleep), Saturday, 30 December 2006 22:53 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, i know, i misspelled albuquerque!

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Saturday, 30 December 2006 22:59 (seventeen years ago) link

tsk...

― tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 30 December 2006 23:02 (seventeen years ago) link

did you know that albuquerque used to have two r's?!? it's TRUE!

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Saturday, 30 December 2006 23:06 (seventeen years ago) link

CRAZY

― tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 30 December 2006 23:09 (seventeen years ago) link

i can't believe you're still at the airport

― impermanent rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Saturday, 30 December 2006 23:15 (seventeen years ago) link

though two r's in albuquerque... pretty crazy too

― impermanent rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Saturday, 30 December 2006 23:16 (seventeen years ago) link

you have been at the airport for like three days

― baby wizard sex (gbx), Sunday, 31 December 2006 00:49 (seventeen years ago) link

minor bummer

350. will likely not get to see gorgeous half-italian half-indian not-really relation (aunt-in-law's brother's daughter) again, maybe ever. we really hit it off at the christmas party. this should probably be an ehhhhhhhhh but fuck, dudes, she's HOT

― baby wizard sex (gbx), Sunday, 31 December 2006 00:51 (seventeen years ago) link

two days, learn to count.

351. i might make it back to nyc just in time for new year's eve! aka my least favorite holiday in nyc ever!

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Sunday, 31 December 2006 01:46 (seventeen years ago) link

whatever nye is best holiday because it is TBDAY

― tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 31 December 2006 01:47 (seventeen years ago) link

that is true anywhere in the world, tho. and anywhere else in the world is better than nyc on nye.

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Sunday, 31 December 2006 01:56 (seventeen years ago) link

i want to go to sydney for nye... fireworks over harbor!

― tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 31 December 2006 01:58 (seventeen years ago) link

is it already your birthday there tho? confusing with the idl and all that.

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Sunday, 31 December 2006 02:00 (seventeen years ago) link

yes, it is 1 pm there!

― tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 31 December 2006 02:01 (seventeen years ago) link

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROM AUSTRALIA

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Sunday, 31 December 2006 02:10 (seventeen years ago) link

OZ WOULD LIKE TO EXTEND TO YOU WELL WISHES ON THIS MOST AUSPICIOUS ANNIVERSARY OF YOUR BIRTHING

― baby wizard sex (gbx), Sunday, 31 December 2006 02:11 (seventeen years ago) link

THANKS DUDEZ

― tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 31 December 2006 02:12 (seventeen years ago) link

that was rude of me, to speak for a whole continent like that.

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Sunday, 31 December 2006 02:14 (seventeen years ago) link

i probably shouldn't have put a word in for an entire fictional parallel universe

― baby wizard sex (gbx), Sunday, 31 December 2006 02:15 (seventeen years ago) link

OK FINE I TAKE BACK MY THANKS JESUS

― tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 31 December 2006 02:17 (seventeen years ago) link

352. violent food sickness

i was at roberto's, asked for a chicken taco. i got a chicken taco, except there was hardly any boiled chicken in it. and next to the taco, inside the wrapper, in a little pocket of lettuce and cheese that had fallen out of the taco shell, was a great big ... fried ... thing. it looked a little bit like a big fried squid. which was weird, because they don't make fried squid at this taco shop, just fried fish tacos, which isn't what i had ordered.

so anyway, i was like, "whatever, compliments of the chef" and popped it into my mouth. it was ok, a bit chewy. figured it was a piece of chicken skin or something that had fallen into the fryer with the taco shell and ended up in my food.

well, like i said, now i am violently ill. was it FRIED RAT???

― vahid (vahid), Sunday, 31 December 2006 02:19 (seventeen years ago) link

oh god i think i'm going to be violently ill now, too!

― tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 31 December 2006 02:20 (seventeen years ago) link

it looked very innocent at the time. it was a lot less gross than that jpeg.

― vahid (vahid), Sunday, 31 December 2006 02:20 (seventeen years ago) link

:\ sorry yer sick dude

― tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 31 December 2006 02:21 (seventeen years ago) link

me too, i already only have half an intestine as it is!!

― vahid (vahid), Sunday, 31 December 2006 02:22 (seventeen years ago) link

bit of fat, probably

xp ya that is a bummer

― baby wizard sex (gbx), Sunday, 31 December 2006 02:22 (seventeen years ago) link

BARF BAG STYLES

― vahid (vahid), Sunday, 31 December 2006 02:30 (seventeen years ago) link

time for vahid to xXGoVeganXx

― amon (amon), Sunday, 31 December 2006 03:06 (seventeen years ago) link

maybe you got the gringo treatment for ordering a chicken taco

― the claudine longet invitational (get bent), Sunday, 31 December 2006 03:09 (seventeen years ago) link

mexicans eat chicken tacos too!!

OTOH only gringos eat:

1) rolled tacos
2) fish tacos
3) soft tacos

people claim mexicans don't eat burritos but that's just nonsense. everybody eats burritos here!!

― vahid (vahid), Sunday, 31 December 2006 03:59 (seventeen years ago) link

fun fact for east coasters

now there is a cart in south park serving "mexican hot dog" until 2 am. i think they are just WRAPPED in bacon, and not prepared in AUTHENTIC TIJUANA STYLE

authentic tijuana style

1. put hot dog on stick
2. dip hot dog in lard
3. roll hot dog in BACOS
4. deep-fry

OK this is not actually authentic tijuana style but i did actually see a dude w/ a cart in tijuana doing this

― vahid (vahid), Sunday, 31 December 2006 04:02 (seventeen years ago) link

what is the music on this thread? I had this tab open at the same time as opening a video of Duran Duran Duran and I thought this was the song the dude was playing. disappointing

oh yeah, bummer. I listened to a Hold Steady song. wtf! this is the worst fucking band I've heard, they are, like, panic at the disco for comic book guys in record stores

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Sunday, 31 December 2006 04:03 (seventeen years ago) link

ime for vahid to xXGoVeganXx
-- amon (...), December 31st, 2006. (later)

i am considering a GUTS CRISIS tattoo on my face

― vahid (vahid), Sunday, 31 December 2006 04:04 (seventeen years ago) link

then you'll have to eat these SOY TAQUITOS?!??!?!

http://www.starlitecuisine.com/images/PROD_taq-beef.jpg

― caitlin oh no (harbl), Sunday, 31 December 2006 04:06 (seventeen years ago) link

damn those look good, I could eat about 12 of those right now

― Matt Cibula (Formerly, the Haikunym), Sunday, 31 December 2006 04:38 (seventeen years ago) link

353. My household has been levied $170 in parking fines in three separate incidents over the last three days. fuck.

― Dan I. (w1nt3rmut3), Sunday, 31 December 2006 10:35 (seventeen years ago) link

254. passive aggressive twats

― jw (ex machina), Sunday, 31 December 2006 15:07 (seventeen years ago) link

oh yeah, bummer. I listened to a Hold Steady song. wtf! this is the worst fucking band I've heard, they are, like, panic at the disco for comic book guys in record stores

-- dar1a g

i bought the new hold steady cd when tower went belly-up and thought about cracking it open for a listen, but i hated the other ones so much i figured i should just trade it in at amoeba instead. i made a small profit, i guess.

― bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Sunday, 31 December 2006 18:43 (seventeen years ago) link

re 254.: ?

― remy bean (bean), Sunday, 31 December 2006 18:56 (seventeen years ago) link

-- bohren un der club of gear (speeeed.to.roa...), Today. (later)

"For what profit a man, if he gain. the whole world and lose his own soul?" -- The Gospel According to Mark

― a mediocre black-and-white cookie in a cellophane wrapper (hanks1ockli), Sunday, 31 December 2006 19:34 (seventeen years ago) link

255. stuck on plane at laguardia; gate has plane in it

― jw (ex machina), Sunday, 31 December 2006 19:41 (seventeen years ago) link

at least you weren't stuck in an airport for 2 days

― tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 31 December 2006 19:57 (seventeen years ago) link

"For what profit a man, if he gain. the whole world and lose his own soul?" -- The Gospel According to Mark

the smell of profit is clean and sweet, whatever the source

- juvenal

― bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Sunday, 31 December 2006 20:02 (seventeen years ago) link

253. chicago water made skin dry

― jw (ex machina), Sunday, 31 December 2006 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, i didn't eat at our house for the 4 days before i left, jerk.

― tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 31 December 2006 21:35 (seventeen years ago) link

356. sick! I don't even want to go out for nye now

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Sunday, 31 December 2006 21:35 (seventeen years ago) link

357. mta bus swerved to the opposite side of the street; hit the front of someone's car and the entrance to a subway station. this would be a rofflez except i feel bad for anyone who might have been hurt or severely pissed off. i also feel bad for the cops and ambulance guys who have to be on call for shit like this on new year's eve.

― the claudine longet invitational (get bent), Sunday, 31 December 2006 21:45 (seventeen years ago) link

358. Going out tonight, feels like im cheating even though im not. Oi vey.

― Forsythe Pendleton Jones III (Grodd), Sunday, 31 December 2006 21:56 (seventeen years ago) link

359. Very sick. Like, got out of bed for the first time 15 minutes ago sick.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Sunday, 31 December 2006 22:09 (seventeen years ago) link

360. my pretty shoes that i was going to wear tonight are too big for my feet. fuck it, will wear comfy sneakers.

― the claudine longet invitational (get bent), Monday, 1 January 2007 01:14 (seventeen years ago) link

361. embarassed myself on NYE

― baby wizard sex (gbx), Monday, 1 January 2007 18:08 (seventeen years ago) link

like anyone will remember.

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Monday, 1 January 2007 18:22 (seventeen years ago) link

T, I didn't COOK anything in that thing!

― jw (ex machina), Monday, 1 January 2007 19:00 (seventeen years ago) link

re 361: BUT CAN YOU SHARE IT WITH THE INTERNET???

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Monday, 1 January 2007 21:41 (seventeen years ago) link

362. roommate still a loud, drunk child
363. how long until cutting begins??

― shakey mo jopotatoes (bundgee), Monday, 1 January 2007 21:59 (seventeen years ago) link

364. girlfriend broke one week ago, still in terrible pain.

― rzx (rzx), Monday, 1 January 2007 23:47 (seventeen years ago) link

ach fuck

broke up with me

― rzx (rzx), Monday, 1 January 2007 23:49 (seventeen years ago) link

was fed shots by locals because i'm american, got lost in the country walking home, parents ended up driving around looking for me, found me

it's that last bit that's the embarassing part

― baby wizard sex (gbx), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 01:07 (seventeen years ago) link

also it was raining and i have scratches from climbing over fences

― baby wizard sex (gbx), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 01:08 (seventeen years ago) link

getting lost in the country sounds kind of awesome.
except for the raining and the parents.

― ian (orion), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 01:19 (seventeen years ago) link

makes me think of AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 01:23 (seventeen years ago) link

365. where the fuck is my bag? oh, atlanta still, great.

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 02:30 (seventeen years ago) link

366. crashin' in party not living up to expectations
367. envying jbr's sneaks while standing on my toes

― Matilda Wormwood (Mary ), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 05:50 (seventeen years ago) link

hstencil I will watch after your bag.
(I hope you wrote "hstencil" on it so I can find it.)

― step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 06:33 (seventeen years ago) link

368. megaman is rather challenging

― vahid (vahid), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 08:12 (seventeen years ago) link

368b. never played first megaman even in psp version with alternate 3d skin

― jw (ex machina), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 13:03 (seventeen years ago) link

369. the kids just started crying.

― giboyojimbo (gbx), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 21:56 (seventeen years ago) link

370. possible shitstorm about to erupt re. work, tomorrow
371. fucked up my back sleeping tomorrow

― violent j (sandboxhulkington), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 21:58 (seventeen years ago) link

you have a time machine? that's definitely a :D in my book

― giboyojimbo (gbx), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 22:00 (seventeen years ago) link

lol

― violent j (sandboxhulkington), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 22:00 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.applebywyman.com/images/crystal%20ball.jpg

― violent j (sandboxhulkington), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 22:01 (seventeen years ago) link

i totally pwned mega man 2 in like an hour and a half @ my sisters on xmas. how in the hell did i remember how to do all that shit?

― violent j (sandboxhulkington), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 22:02 (seventeen years ago) link

253. chicago water made skin dry

hi dere last 7 years of my life.

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 00:03 (seventeen years ago) link

372. "swedish hardcore" thread on ILM totally disappoints

― vahid (vahid), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 04:56 (seventeen years ago) link

yes, a swedish hardcore porn thread would be better.

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 05:01 (seventeen years ago) link

373. h killed it

― vahid (vahid), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 05:51 (seventeen years ago) link

374. not sure about this "detox tea"

― the claudine longet invitational (get bent), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 07:56 (seventeen years ago) link

375. ripped pants while tying shoe = FATTIE FAT FATFAT (& shopping trip)

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 15:46 (seventeen years ago) link

376. sick grandma

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 15:57 (seventeen years ago) link

aw sorry dude

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 17:58 (seventeen years ago) link

377. cut the living fuck outta my head shaving this a.m.

― violent j (sandboxhulkington), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 18:02 (seventeen years ago) link

378. Inexplicable gushing bloody nose. Creepy. Haven't had one of these for about 10 years.

― John Justen, surrounded by frail, wispy people. (John Justen), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 18:06 (seventeen years ago) link

379. this job this job jesus god this job.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 18:35 (seventeen years ago) link

380. weird death shit all around me: 3 kids killed in a car accident about 1/8th mile down the road, friend's friend hung herself, officemate's mom died (she was a little too chipper about it), brother's fiancee's dogs both died within one week of one another

― bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 19:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Hmm....

182. Spontaneous nosebleed at work. First nosebleed since... 1992?
-- PPlains (pleasant.plain...) (webmail), December 9th, 2006 4:24 AM. (PPlains)

209. spontaneous bloody nose while sitting at my desk.
-- otto midnight (effyouto...) (webmail), December 12th, 2006 7:29 PM. (otto midnight)

332 (?). bloody nose, wtf
-- the claudine longet invitational (jb...) (webmail), Friday 9:53 PM. (get bent) (later)

378. Inexplicable gushing bloody nose. Creepy. Haven't had one of these for about 10 years.
-- John Justen, surrounded by frail, wispy people. (johnjuste...) (webmail), Today 6:06 PM. (John Justen) (later)

― sunny successor (katarina), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 19:35 (seventeen years ago) link

yikes

― bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 19:38 (seventeen years ago) link

to be fair it is really, REALLY dry in this office.

― otto midnight has a pudding problem (otto midnight), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 19:39 (seventeen years ago) link

noize bros partying like its 1987

― sunny successor (katarina), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 19:41 (seventeen years ago) link

some bad snow this winter

― bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 19:44 (seventeen years ago) link

That's disturbing. NOIZE PLAGUE!

― John Justen, surrounded by frail, wispy people. (John Justen), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 19:52 (seventeen years ago) link

381. 3 a.m. panic attack about poor diet, no exercise and middle-age ganging up on me. Suddenly every bite I eat seems to have a heart attack hidden right behind it.

― The PEW Research Center for Panty-Twisting (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 19:54 (seventeen years ago) link

have a glass of wine

― giboyojimbo (gbx), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 19:55 (seventeen years ago) link

and a beer

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:17 (seventeen years ago) link

Sounds good, I'll use them to wash down the bacon cheeseburger I just had for lunch. OH WHY IS THE FLESH SO WEAK!!

― The PEW Research Center for Panty-Twisting (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:39 (seventeen years ago) link

382. gchat has devolved into just another way to argue with people you i don't see often enough. :(

― otto midnight has a pudding problem (otto midnight), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:23 (seventeen years ago) link

383.

Fantastic Planet

Fantastic Planet by Janet Waldo, Barry Bostwick, Nora Heflin, and Jean Valmont (DVD)
DVD: See all 4 items
Used & new from $80.00

― jw (ex machina), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 22:35 (seventeen years ago) link

whoa that thing is worth $80??? I gotta sell that shit ASAP.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 22:37 (seventeen years ago) link

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 22:38 (seventeen years ago) link

ysi

http://download.m0k.org/handbrake/images/HandBrake-2006042100.jpg

― jw (ex machina), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 22:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Dubbed in English is the way to go with FP

― sexyDancer (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 23:05 (seventeen years ago) link

really? Things that may be better in English:

Robotech (but not Macross)

― jw (ex machina), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 23:47 (seventeen years ago) link

on my crappy vhs dub copy of FP the dialogue is dubbed in English AND there's subtitles AND the translation doesn't always match

trip out

― dmr (dmr), Thursday, 4 January 2007 00:03 (seventeen years ago) link

one month passes...

haha we still have a bummerz thread here!

― nklshs (nklshs), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 15:31 (seventeen years ago) link

2 hour commute + snow in boots = 8 hours of workplace misery in wet socks.

― chicago kevin is back in a new york groove (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 15:56 (seventeen years ago) link

SOGGYFOOT BE QUIET

― elmo albatross (allocryptic), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 15:59 (seventeen years ago) link

bummerz thread does not mean you have to whine

― elmo albatross (allocryptic), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 16:00 (seventeen years ago) link

lock this thread goddamnit

― elmo albatross (allocryptic), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 16:03 (seventeen years ago) link

wow, sorry sandy!

― chicago kevin is back in a new york groove (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 16:04 (seventeen years ago) link

nat'l broadcaster passed on our pilot :(((((

― a mediocre black-and-white cookie in a cellophane wrapper (hanks1ockli), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 16:15 (seventeen years ago) link

That truly is a bummer! For you and everyone else in the world!

― nklshs (nklshs), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 16:16 (seventeen years ago) link

national broadcaster is boring and dumb and doesn't know a good thing when they see it, srsly, wtf
:(

― impermanent rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 16:35 (seventeen years ago) link

thx dudes. at least we got somewhat paid for our trouble.

― a mediocre black-and-white cookie in a cellophane wrapper (hanks1ockli), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 16:39 (seventeen years ago) link

384. Abcess in mouth, pain, puffed up left cheek, vicodin only lasts for about 2 hours -- all beginning of first week with new girlfriend. THe Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away.

― Forsythe Pendleton Jones III (Grodd), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 18:40 (seventeen years ago) link

yknow, everyone bums. bummerz thread is necessary.

― the table is the table (trees), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 00:17 (seventeen years ago) link

385. 'let me ask you honestly, bro: do you fucking hate me?'

― the table is the table (trees), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 01:31 (seventeen years ago) link

if somebody asked me a question phrased that way, i would say yes.

― tehresa (tehresa), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 01:47 (seventeen years ago) link

YOU ARE NOT HELPING TEHRESA

― the table is the table (trees), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 01:51 (seventeen years ago) link

386. walkie-talkie remote control nokia phone from 2003 finally died! contacts weren't saved to sim card :(

― t.weiss (t.weiss), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 04:01 (seventeen years ago) link

which phone?

― jw (ex machina), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 04:06 (seventeen years ago) link

nokia 3600. i liked everyone made fun of me for it.
http://www.mojatapeta.com/telefon-duzy-nokia-3600-21.jpg

― t.weiss (t.weiss), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 06:20 (seventeen years ago) link

+how. sars, 2 many g&t's

― t.weiss (t.weiss), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 08:04 (seventeen years ago) link

I HAD THE NOKIA 3650. I MISS IT.

― children of mentalists (get bent), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 09:17 (seventeen years ago) link

DEAR BUMMERZ YOU WILL NEVER WIN!

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 14:01 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAVkfX6cT70

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 14:01 (seventeen years ago) link

i would make fun of that phone.

― a mediocre black-and-white cookie in a cellophane wrapper (hanks1ockli), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:04 (seventeen years ago) link

I have the nokia 3660! You can also save contacts to internal memory or MMC card in addition to sim card. Try putting MMC card in another nokia phone?

― jw (ex machina), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:15 (seventeen years ago) link

386. my dog needs an operation. operation costs $1600. i don't have $1600 or even $800 or even $80. : ( sorry little man.

― chicago kevin is back in a new york groove (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:35 (seventeen years ago) link

that's so sad kevin. what kind of operation is it?

― bell labs (bell_labs), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:56 (seventeen years ago) link

http://gear.cyclotimia.com/korg_emx1.jpg

RIP unless I can find a SmartMedia card :(

― tissp! (tissp!), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 16:48 (seventeen years ago) link

RIP unless I can find a SmartMedia card :(

Dude, that easy

― jw (ex machina), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 16:56 (seventeen years ago) link

i know but i'm cheap and don't want to buy one if i can get one from someone else

― tissp! (tissp!), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 17:08 (seventeen years ago) link

even then, it doesn't mean it'll work

(stupid korg only let you reflash the firmware from a card)

― tissp! (tissp!), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 17:09 (seventeen years ago) link

borrow one?

― jw (ex machina), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 17:10 (seventeen years ago) link

Flashing over usb sucks though

― jw (ex machina), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 17:10 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm asking around for one but no one seems to have them.

flashing over usb does suck, but it's easier than trying to borrow a card, 'specially if i only need to do it once (i'm HOPING that it's just a case of reflashing, otherwise it's expensive repair time)

― tissp! (tissp!), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 17:15 (seventeen years ago) link

ebay

― jw (ex machina), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 17:17 (seventeen years ago) link

maybe. i refuse to believe *someone* at work doesn't have one though

― tissp! (tissp!), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 17:19 (seventeen years ago) link

probably in their junk drawers

― jw (ex machina), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 17:21 (seventeen years ago) link

haha where else?

― tissp! (tissp!), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 17:23 (seventeen years ago) link

broken digital cameras + 1990s electronic music equipment (boss sp303)

― jw (ex machina), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 17:28 (seventeen years ago) link

yay i got one

16Mb of CHAOS

― tissp! (tissp!), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 17:29 (seventeen years ago) link

kaos?

― jw (ex machina), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 17:34 (seventeen years ago) link

no, different 90's music thing

t/s

http://gear.cyclotimia.com/korg_emx1.jpg

http://www.studio-central.com/images/kaoss1.JPG

― tissp! (tissp!), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 17:35 (seventeen years ago) link

there's a video kaoss pad now

― jw (ex machina), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 17:41 (seventeen years ago) link

i know i know

i want it badly even though i have no idea what i'd realistically do with it

― tissp! (tissp!), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 17:46 (seventeen years ago) link

better plan = max msp

― jw (ex machina), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 17:48 (seventeen years ago) link

mmm, jitter

― tissp! (tissp!), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 17:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Try putting MMC card in another nokia phone?

yeah i'm hoping i can try this with someone with a similar phone, but i was told that very few phones use the same memory card as the one mine did.

― t.weiss (t.weiss), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:13 (seventeen years ago) link

$32 to see Jarvis Cocker? fuckit

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:23 (seventeen years ago) link

mine does

― jw (ex machina), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:28 (seventeen years ago) link

yiss, but i'm not in NYC dawg

― t.weiss (t.weiss), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:07 (seventeen years ago) link

387. class starts in less than 2 hrs and dumb paper still not finished and i'll probably skip class and just e-mail it to the prof

― children of mentalists (get bent), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:10 (seventeen years ago) link

388. gf might well have rheumetoid arthretis

― bb (bbia), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:23 (seventeen years ago) link

389. just wasted entire cup of coffee because i didn't notice the milk had gone bad before i poured it in. :(
maybe this is not a bummer but now i will have to make another pot because there is not nearly enough now to cure my hangover.

― tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 17 February 2007 17:12 (seventeen years ago) link

390. not speaking with girlfriend. not sure this will get fixed.

― vahid (vahid), Saturday, 17 February 2007 23:54 (seventeen years ago) link

391. spending 1st sunny warm day since october indoors on ILX.

― vahid (vahid), Saturday, 17 February 2007 23:55 (seventeen years ago) link

your definition of 'sunny warm day' probably differs from mine!

― tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 18 February 2007 00:04 (seventeen years ago) link

72 degrees?

― vahid (vahid), Sunday, 18 February 2007 00:28 (seventeen years ago) link

"warm" right now would be anything over 35. example: tonight we were remarking that it was nice out and it is currently 30º.

― tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 18 February 2007 08:46 (seventeen years ago) link

15 degrees in MN, and enjoyably tropical.

― John Justen wheedly wheedly whee chugga chugga whee dunt dunt dunt (John Justen), Sunday, 18 February 2007 09:41 (seventeen years ago) link

392. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpGWUqHx6kM : (

― caek (caek), Sunday, 18 February 2007 21:49 (seventeen years ago) link

393. Worst birthday party ever.

― rip torn vagina (sandboxhulkington), Monday, 19 February 2007 11:06 (seventeen years ago) link

388. gf might well have rheumetoid arthretis

-- bb (itsalrightbb@g

I've had it for 8 years or thereabouts. It's liveable with, but god it's a pain in the ass sometimes. Best advice I have is start looking into gluten & casein elimination diets, that made a huge, huge difference to me, I need to take far less meds than I used to for it.

― Norman Phay (Pashmina), Monday, 19 February 2007 11:14 (seventeen years ago) link

394. GREAT MOMENTS IN CUSTOMER SERVICE:

NKLSHS: Hi this is Nick, how can I help you?
DOUCHE: Yeah I'll tell you how you can help me, you can stop these fucking faxes.
NKLSHS: I'm sorry sir?
DOUCHE: You're trying to fax to my voice line, this is the tenth fucking time.
NKLSHS: Wow, I'm sorry sir. I'm not sure who in our office is trying to send the fax, but I'll...
DOUCHE: You'd better, I'm having a horrible fucking day, you'd better.
NKLSHS: I can imagine.
DOUCHE: I'm gonna call you back every time we get another fucking one of these things.
NKLSHS: Okay sir, I'll make sure to tell everyone here that that number is a voiceline.
DOUCHE: You fucking better. I'm having a really bad day.
NKLSHS: Okay then, bye sir!
DOUCHE: *dialtone*

― nklshs (nklshs), Monday, 19 February 2007 15:09 (seventeen years ago) link

I would make sure to fax him more.

― jw (ex machina), Monday, 19 February 2007 15:55 (seventeen years ago) link

aw man nicka, i always hated the ppl would call you and start yelling at you right away before giving you any details that might let you help the situation!

395. waking up before noon on day off

― tehresa (tehresa), Monday, 19 February 2007 17:33 (seventeen years ago) link

396. waking up after noon on day off :/

― giboyojimbo (gbx), Monday, 19 February 2007 18:51 (seventeen years ago) link

haha sleeping in is always #1 on my day-off to-do list, sorry duder

― nklshs (nklshs), Monday, 19 February 2007 18:56 (seventeen years ago) link

397. why do none of you fucks like happy hour?

― tehresa (tehresa), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 00:10 (seventeen years ago) link

1. Do not live in yr neighborhood
2. Lazy
3. Happy hour bars are full of annoying people who drink right after work

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 00:16 (seventeen years ago) link

You know when happy hour ends in my town? FIVE MINUTES BEFORE I GET OFF FROM WORK.

― PPlains (PPlains), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 00:19 (seventeen years ago) link

maybe less full today bc lots of ppl did not work! i am not blaming you laurel, i know you are far away and i will see you later. i am just really fucking bored and feel like booze.

aw, pp that sucks! daddy's happy hr goes til 9 and they even have it on sat and sun!

― tehresa (tehresa), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 00:19 (seventeen years ago) link

WORK BUMMERZ SPECIAL

398. project that I took over about six weeks ago is probably getting canned.
399. my (great) boss is leaving.
400. the total CUNT who hastened her decision to go isn't. (can't even go into how incompetent and two-faced this bitch is.)

― haitchwax (haitch), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 00:51 (seventeen years ago) link

i liek happy hour T.!

― bell labs (bell_labs), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 01:06 (seventeen years ago) link

me too

― giboyojimbo (gbx), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 01:12 (seventeen years ago) link

401. i'm bored out of my MIND

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 03:12 (seventeen years ago) link

402. ditto ally.

― remy bean (bean), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 04:39 (seventeen years ago) link

403. after working out for one week, my weight dropped (i'm getting a little fatty, btw) by four pounds. after two weeks of working out, i'd regained three of those pounds. this is with a restricted-calorie diet, a 3-mile daily run, and a 1/2 hour of yoga / day. :((

― remy bean (bean), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 04:40 (seventeen years ago) link

fat weighs less than muscle. it's not your weight that matters, but how dense that weight is. i'm sure you'll look better, even if you don 't lose any weight.

― moonship journey to baja (vahid), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 04:45 (seventeen years ago) link

remy, muscle weighs more than fat! and weight can shift around a lot from week to week - don't worry about it, keep working out and eating well
xpost!

― impermanent rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 04:45 (seventeen years ago) link

lindsay i will have happy hour w/ you any time!

― tehresa (tehresa), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 07:01 (seventeen years ago) link

404. Never try for anything ever.

― rip torn vagina (sandboxhulkington), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 14:02 (seventeen years ago) link

405. missed elmo visit to NY bcz ppl FORGET I LIVE IN NET-FREE GULAG on weekend

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 14:20 (seventeen years ago) link

annoying people who drink right after work

hi dere, good to see you.

― chicago kevin cleaned a lot of plates in memphis (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 14:30 (seventeen years ago) link

sorry i didn't call bill... i tried back 2x but it was busy

― jw (ex machina), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 14:30 (seventeen years ago) link

406. reverse seasonal affective disorder? 72F today so bad makes me sad

― sunny successor (katarina), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 14:33 (seventeen years ago) link

407. LOST NOSE HAIR TRIMMERS!!!

I know there's no bellyaching on the noize board, but this is a worst case scenario

there is a fucking nose hair trimmer thief in this house.

― Dan I. (w1nt3rmut3), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 18:47 (seventeen years ago) link

mebbe wife borrowed to trim most personal areas?

― METAL ROBOTIC HEAD FACE (scarymonster), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 18:49 (seventeen years ago) link

good lord I hope not as they are rotary trimmers!

― Dan I. (w1nt3rmut3), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 18:53 (seventeen years ago) link

I hope not since it's been in your nose.

― METAL ROBOTIC HEAD FACE (scarymonster), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 18:55 (seventeen years ago) link

i LOVE happy hour, but at this point i'm honest enough with myself to admit that it never ends when it's supposed to and thus have basically banned it. i guess that's bummer 408.

― Lauren (lauren), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 19:32 (seventeen years ago) link

409. nooo my camera is broked (probably a sign that i should get a new one)

― stepfanie kramer (get bent), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 20:05 (seventeen years ago) link

410. MITTELSCHMERZ

― stepfanie kramer (get bent), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 22:03 (seventeen years ago) link

411.
[14:24] wizardishungry: i cant tell who unbans
[14:24] wizardishungry: so i punish people
[14:24] wizardishungry: everyone

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 22:27 (seventeen years ago) link

i LOVE happy hour, but at this point i'm honest enough with myself to admit that it never ends when it's supposed to and thus have basically banned it. i guess that's bummer 408.

-- Lauren (warmleatherett...), February 20th, 2007. (lauren) (later) (link)

i am still in denial on that one :(

― tehresa (tehresa), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 00:52 (seventeen years ago) link

MITTELSCHMERZ OW
i love that it has this name though

i pretty much have come to see happy hour in the same way lauren has. oh, i will do it sometimes, and then hit, like 10pm and either be a MESS, asleep, or going for the drugs. this has not happened in a while.

412. super minor girlie bummer - i bought this nail polish (it was on sale, $2) thinking that though it looked white in the bottle it would go on thinly and just brighten my nails up. no. it is WHITE white. my nails are WHITE. wait. it's weird, but kind of nice, shiny. i might have to switch this to happy face thread.

― impermanent rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 04:02 (seventeen years ago) link

413. Best friend "has plans" this weekend during proposed bday hoedown. Why do you thing im going to philly in the first place assbag?

― rip torn vagina (sandboxhulkington), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 04:09 (seventeen years ago) link

SKIP PHILLY COME TO NYC

― tehresa (tehresa), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 04:12 (seventeen years ago) link

i forgot i don't have sandbox admin /

nyc

― impermanent rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 04:25 (seventeen years ago) link

413. jess' new name... GROSS DUDE

― a mediocre black-and-white cookie in a cellophane wrapper (hanks1ockli), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 05:05 (seventeen years ago) link

414. Lethargy.

― step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 05:13 (seventeen years ago) link

415. have to wake up super early tomorrow for exciting trip to kinko's.

― stepfanie kramer (get bent), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 08:23 (seventeen years ago) link

416. have to wake up super early tomorrow for exciting trip to vic's

― Del Monte Young (ex machina), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 08:25 (seventeen years ago) link

417 god is should go to bed

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 08:55 (seventeen years ago) link

i will do it sometimes, and then hit, like 10pm and either be a MESS, asleep, or going for the drugs.

otm. ouch. especially when the third option is involved.

― Lauren (lauren), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:26 (seventeen years ago) link

418. overslept most of my classes

― giboyojimbo (gbx), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:13 (seventeen years ago) link

419. rip charlie gocher. hope you're playing tricks with kali in the underworld.

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:15 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah for real

― the infernal poetry of dmx (sandboxhulkington), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:15 (seventeen years ago) link

420. finally getting paid and despite being totally broke deciding to treat yourself to your first record purchases in many months by bidding on 4 records on eBay you've wanted forever and only winning 1 of the auctions.

― dan selzer (dan selzer), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Think of all the money you saved by losing the other three, Dan.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:26 (seventeen years ago) link

you can put it towards best burgers.

― Lauren (lauren), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:27 (seventeen years ago) link

105 dollars buys a lot of burgers!

― dan selzer (dan selzer), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:30 (seventeen years ago) link

no kidding! and i have a coupon for $1 off their new cajun chicken sandwich. look out, joe's!

― Lauren (lauren), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:35 (seventeen years ago) link

go to gemm and order the records, that's what i did all last week and i wound up with all kinds of awesome records that i can't really afford.

― chicago kevin, it is said, never gives up his dead (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:36 (seventeen years ago) link

these records are twice as expensive on GEMM. I was just hoping to slip through, that maybe nobody wanted them this particular week.

― dan selzer (dan selzer), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:40 (seventeen years ago) link

106. recovering from sinus infection, but feel fuckin' tired, and i can't really afford to be

― scary german latebloomer (clonefeed), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 17:09 (seventeen years ago) link

http://fortthunder.org/

― Del Monte Young (ex machina), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:33 (seventeen years ago) link

LAME!

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:43 (seventeen years ago) link

107. i feel like a fucking retarded embarassed idiot today.
108. job bummerz also etc.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:53 (seventeen years ago) link

109 nice older lady coworker being semi racist :/

― Del Monte Young (ex machina), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 22:57 (seventeen years ago) link

woah cosign.

― Rick Gibralter (grady), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 23:03 (seventeen years ago) link

110 nuilx is ugly. pls to boycott and stay in sandbox?

― tehresa (tehresa), Thursday, 22 February 2007 03:32 (seventeen years ago) link

That would be sweet until the day you read

This entire board has been shut down by the administrator.

― PPlains (PPlains), Thursday, 22 February 2007 03:42 (seventeen years ago) link

― tehresa (tehresa), Thursday, 22 February 2007 03:43 (seventeen years ago) link

noise dude skunkworks

― Del Monte Young (ex machina), Thursday, 22 February 2007 04:05 (seventeen years ago) link

seriosuly, is it that hard to make something look like this? enlighten me.

― the table is the table (trees), Thursday, 22 February 2007 04:25 (seventeen years ago) link

111. reading this whole nonsense scary ass david lynch achewood story line again!!! http://www.achewood.com/?date=09132005 ARRRGH

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 04:36 (seventeen years ago) link

112. jess not answering phone when jon and i called him from bar

― tehresa (tehresa), Thursday, 22 February 2007 04:41 (seventeen years ago) link

ha i thought theresa was ally and i was like omg us too

― Del Monte Young (ex machina), Thursday, 22 February 2007 06:17 (seventeen years ago) link

113. can't get onto nu-ilx at work and when I went on from home my post didn't go through so how am I gonna promote the fact that I'm djing at Union Pool saturday night at midnight for free and I'm gonna play the best music ever? Also, fell asleep instead of going to Dazzle Ships last night because I've been so busy and tired and missed all kinds of good people.

― dan selzer (dan selzer), Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:21 (seventeen years ago) link

NYHAPS YO

― Del Monte Young (ex machina), Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:39 (seventeen years ago) link

nobody comes to my parties from nyhaps, if they did there'd be 5600 people every time I DJd. Instead of 5.

― dan selzer (dan selzer), Thursday, 22 February 2007 16:13 (seventeen years ago) link

u_u

― Del Monte Young (ex machina), Thursday, 22 February 2007 17:12 (seventeen years ago) link

114. why isn't FUCKING HALOGEN LAMP working no matter what bulb I put in?!?

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 23 February 2007 17:20 (seventeen years ago) link

Its a digital light

― Del Monte Young (ex machina), Friday, 23 February 2007 17:21 (seventeen years ago) link

I think it's the lamp (a year old), but there's no way to tell

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 23 February 2007 17:24 (seventeen years ago) link

Dan, you'll prob see me on Sat, anyway! Should I wear/bring mah dancin' shoos?

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 23 February 2007 17:32 (seventeen years ago) link

fun fact for east coasters
now there is a cart in south park serving "mexican hot dog" until 2 am. i think they are just WRAPPED in bacon, and not prepared in AUTHENTIC TIJUANA STYLE
authentic tijuana style
1. put hot dog on stick
2. dip hot dog in lard
3. roll hot dog in BACOS
4. deep-fry
OK this is not actually authentic tijuana style but i did actually see a dude w/ a cart in tijuana doing this

-- vahid (vfoz...), December 31st, 2006 4:02 AM. (vahid)

One of my favorite posts.

― ian (orion), Friday, 23 February 2007 18:00 (seventeen years ago) link

always bring dancing shoes, jeez.

― dan selzer (dan selzer), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:29 (seventeen years ago) link

115. when will my fucking mother learn it is NOT okay to call me at 9 am on saturday?!??!?!!??!

― tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 24 February 2007 14:27 (seventeen years ago) link

116. have wii, got to work and clean

― Del Monte Young (ex machina), Saturday, 24 February 2007 15:14 (seventeen years ago) link

117. 15 yo girl died this morning

― giboyojimbo (gbx), Sunday, 25 February 2007 03:15 (seventeen years ago) link

two years pass...

i have 2 goto jail today but i think i might be sick and can't

― spite n ease (harbl), Thursday, 17 December 2009 13:47 (fourteen years ago) link

sorry

― max max max max, Thursday, 17 December 2009 16:09 (fourteen years ago) link

hoping it's just a cold so i guess i will go

― spite n ease (harbl), Thursday, 17 December 2009 16:29 (fourteen years ago) link

spread your germs to the cons, they don't deserve good health

― t. silaviver, Thursday, 17 December 2009 16:34 (fourteen years ago) link

what's the charge, harbl? how long are you in for?

― lxy, Thursday, 17 December 2009 16:56 (fourteen years ago) link

ghostbustin

― vance labar (jergins), Thursday, 17 December 2009 17:09 (fourteen years ago) link

was in for 25 min, good thing i brought my get out of jail free card

― spite n ease (harbl), Thursday, 17 December 2009 18:42 (fourteen years ago) link

i tied a yellow ribbon round the old oak tree.

― estela, Friday, 18 December 2009 00:01 (fourteen years ago) link

i guess i just have a cold but this is the worst-feeling cold i've had in a while

― spite n ease (harbl), Friday, 18 December 2009 00:43 (fourteen years ago) link

oh pity me

― spite n ease (harbl), Friday, 18 December 2009 00:43 (fourteen years ago) link

poor poor harbl, the saddest harbl there ever was

I hope you feel better soon. Drink some broth w/massive amounts of garlic and crushed red peppers.

― jaq, Friday, 18 December 2009 00:48 (fourteen years ago) link

jaq otm

― tehresa, Friday, 18 December 2009 00:50 (fourteen years ago) link

i am drinking some tea atm. i hope to go to bed soon but i was supposed to do something today and i did not do it so i have to do it now.

― spite n ease (harbl), Friday, 18 December 2009 00:53 (fourteen years ago) link

i've been carrying this in my wallet for a few years, glad i haven't had to use it yet
http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd118/embarchie/photo-11.jpg

― vance labar (jergins), Friday, 18 December 2009 01:40 (fourteen years ago) link

the super nice lady at the laundromat i used to go to in brooklyn died :( :(

― tehresa, Tuesday, 29 December 2009 15:48 (fourteen years ago) link

― spite n ease (harbl), Tuesday, 29 December 2009 16:33 (fourteen years ago) link

which laundromat?

― t. silaviver, Tuesday, 29 December 2009 18:22 (fourteen years ago) link

bean and clean

― tehresa, Tuesday, 29 December 2009 23:40 (fourteen years ago) link

pretty sure that wasn't there in my day because looking at a map it was super close to my old place. i went to one on bushwick.
rip.

― t. silaviver, Wednesday, 30 December 2009 00:16 (fourteen years ago) link

She was maybe early 40s? So sad :( car accident while vacationing in aruba -- at least she was enjoying herself.

― tehresa, Wednesday, 30 December 2009 02:21 (fourteen years ago) link

my mom's laundry people got in a motorcycle accident. they all live on the edge. is bean and clean a coffee/laundry combo? i used to live by a suds and java

― spite n ease (harbl), Wednesday, 30 December 2009 02:32 (fourteen years ago) link

in theory it should have been but it wasn't really. i guess you could buy a cup of coffee but it wasn't like a coffee house. they sold lots of snacks and toilet paper, too.

― tehresa, Wednesday, 30 December 2009 04:38 (fourteen years ago) link

R is sick in Rome ;_;

― jaq, Friday, 1 January 2010 11:45 (fourteen years ago) link

being sick on vacation is an extreme bummer

― spite n ease (harbl), Friday, 1 January 2010 14:53 (fourteen years ago) link

Oh no!! Poor Mr. Jaq!!!! I am channeling healthy vibes your way, dears!

― tehresa, Friday, 1 January 2010 21:06 (fourteen years ago) link

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