poll: what is punishment for nycers missing ian's birthday

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Check all that you think should be applied, thx1!!!1!one!


Name: ___________[ ] BANNED FROM NOISE BOARD
[ ] YELLOW CARD (LOL MICKEY HAS THIS AMIRITE?!!?!?!?)
[ ] NO IMAGES
[ ] LOSE ADMIN (NB: ALL THE ABOVE IMPLY THIS)
[ ] WRITTEN REPRIMAND
[ ] DEMERITS
[ ] STERN TALKING TO FROM LAUREL
[ ] BUY IAN A DRINK NEXT TIME THEY SEE HIM

― jw (ex machina), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 15:37 (seventeen years ago) link

[ ] spanking

― jw (ex machina), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 15:38 (seventeen years ago) link


Name: otto[ ] BANNED FROM NOISE BOARD
[ ] YELLOW CARD (LOL MICKEY HAS THIS AMIRITE?!!?!?!?)
[ ] NO IMAGES
[ ] LOSE ADMIN (NB: ALL THE ABOVE IMPLY THIS)
[ ] WRITTEN REPRIMAND
[ ] DEMERITS
[x] STERN TALKING TO FROM LAUREL
[x] BUY IAN A DRINK NEXT TIME THEY SEE HIM

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 15:39 (seventeen years ago) link

[x] PERFORM 'DREAMGIRLS' MEDLEY

― Dr M (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 15:40 (seventeen years ago) link

[ ] VIC AND JON HOLD THEM; IAN GETS A FREE SHOT IN (IF MALE)

― jw (ex machina), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 15:42 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm taking him to dinner on the 30th, much nicer than "buying" him drinks at a dive bar.

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 15:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Name: _Lindsay__
[ ] BANNED FROM NOISE BOARD
[ ] YELLOW CARD (LOL MICKEY HAS THIS AMIRITE?!!?!?!?)
[ ] NO IMAGES
[ ] LOSE ADMIN (NB: ALL THE ABOVE IMPLY THIS)
[ ] WRITTEN REPRIMAND
[ ] DEMERITS
[ ] STERN TALKING TO FROM LAUREL
[X] BUY IAN A DRINK NEXT TIME THEY SEE HIM
[X] BUY IAN TACOS NEXT TIME THEY SEE HIM
[X] INVENT NEW DRINK THAT COMES GARNISHED WITH A TACO FOR IAN

― bell labs (bell_labs), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 15:47 (seventeen years ago) link

ARE YOU CALLING WHISKEY WARD A DIVE BAR???????

― jw (ex machina), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 15:49 (seventeen years ago) link

class warfare

― friday on the porch (lfam), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 15:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Name: _danselzer__
[X] FREE OOP SKULLFLOWER CD COLLECTING DUST IN MY CLOSET

― dan selzer (dan selzer), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 15:58 (seventeen years ago) link

High-larious.

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 15:58 (seventeen years ago) link

[X] WRITTEN REPRIMAND
WAST TRAPPED INNA BROOKLYN

― sexyDancer (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 16:01 (seventeen years ago) link

THANKS GUYS :D

i want this taco drink.

― ian (orion), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 16:19 (seventeen years ago) link

i want to buy ian a pork burrito or ceviche anyway.

― Carey (Carey), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 16:24 (seventeen years ago) link

Name: _ben__
[ ] BANNED FROM NOISE BOARD
[ ] YELLOW CARD (LOL MICKEY HAS THIS AMIRITE?!!?!?!?)
[ ] NO IMAGES
[ ] LOSE ADMIN (NB: ALL THE ABOVE IMPLY THIS)
[ ] WRITTEN REPRIMAND
[ ] DEMERITS
[ ] STERN TALKING TO FROM LAUREL
[X] BUY IAN A DRINK NEXT TIME THEY SEE HIM
[X] SOME DELIGHTFUL TREAT NOT YET DEVISED BUT SOMEHOW ALLOWING IAN TO BECOME MORE CULTURED (WHATEVER IT WAS HE MEANT BY THAT THE OTHER NIGHT)

sorry ian, grew determined to fail at something i was on about at home

― bb (bbia), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 16:26 (seventeen years ago) link

was i talking about being cultured the other night? i have no idea.

― ian (orion), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 16:37 (seventeen years ago) link

No one else wants to talk to me? Go cry emo kid etc.

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 16:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Everyone wants to talk to you, but not everyone wants to be talked at by you, sternly.

― ian (orion), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 16:45 (seventeen years ago) link

there's a difference?

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 16:52 (seventeen years ago) link

Name: jessie!

[ ] BANNED FROM NOISE BOARD
[ ] YELLOW CARD (LOL MICKEY HAS THIS AMIRITE?!!?!?!?)
[ ] NO IMAGES
[ ] LOSE ADMIN (NB: ALL THE ABOVE IMPLY THIS)
[ ] WRITTEN REPRIMAND
[ ] DEMERITS
[x] STERN TALKING TO FROM LAUREL
[x] BUY IAN A DRINK NEXT TIME THEY SEE HIM
[x] ...AT A COMIC CON

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 16:56 (seventeen years ago) link

Ian, I wd take you to all those museum openings.

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 16:59 (seventeen years ago) link

[X} buy ian oysters next time i see him

― Lauren (lauren), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 17:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Name: sanskrit

[ ] BANNED FROM NOISE BOARD
[ ] YELLOW CARD (LOL BLUESKI HAS THIS AMIRITE?!!?!?!?)
[ ] NO IMAGES
[X] LOSE ADMIN (NB: ALL THE ABOVE IMPLY THIS)
[ ] WRITTEN REPRIMAND
[ ] DEMERITS
[X] ALLOW LAUREL TO EXTINGUISH CIGARETTE IN OFFENDER'S PALM
[X] BUY IAN JANJAWEED NEXT TIME THEY SEE HIM
[X] POGS

― obi strip (sanskrit), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 17:06 (seventeen years ago) link

really, had no idea your birthday was coming up

― obi strip (sanskrit), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 17:07 (seventeen years ago) link

happy 18th, man

― obi strip (sanskrit), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 17:07 (seventeen years ago) link

i feel so loved ;_;

― ian (orion), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 17:08 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost LOL

― ian (orion), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 17:08 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, you said you had to go home because you werent as cultured as me...which was, somehow, tied to the fact that you had been drinking since ten. the rest is a tad....fuzzy

― bb (bbia), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 17:36 (seventeen years ago) link

huh.

― ian (orion), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 17:36 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh wait, I remember that! Because Ben had been drinking for like four hours longer than us and was still going, and we were crashing. But I think durnk/kitey Ian was confusing "cultured" with "dissolute".

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 17:46 (seventeen years ago) link

I hope I said bye to you Ian. I think as soon as i stood up all the alcohol that had been stuck in me started circulating and I had about 20 minutes to get out of there.

― Carey (Carey), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 17:56 (seventeen years ago) link

[ X] TAKE IAN TO ROBERT MOSES EXHIBITION IN 2007

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 18:02 (seventeen years ago) link

[X]IAN I.O.U. ONE (1) TRIP

― 69 (pete), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 18:04 (seventeen years ago) link

nice to see everybody

I'll be glad when I can devote less effort to figuring out who people are and more to witty conversation

― dmr (dmr), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 18:06 (seventeen years ago) link

COCK PUNCHES

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 18:42 (seventeen years ago) link

NO Xs NO PEACE

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 18:45 (seventeen years ago) link

i had paused to have a wee bit of weed and nurse a small vial of vodka in my pocket...but yes that was it..ian yes, thats why ian was less "cultured" than me...hed been drinking seince ten and i had been drinking since 5 (though did break between around 730 and probably 1030)

ha...thats pretty funny...good work laurel

i suppose i might need a stern talking to, nonetheless.

― dd (bbia), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 20:36 (seventeen years ago) link

Why Ben, what a pleasure, I, ahh...didn't even recognize you with all that......hair -- seriously, what are you doing? You live in a CAVE, you can't sharpen the scissors on a rock? Fuck's sake, man.

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 21:22 (seventeen years ago) link

SEE ALSO: "I would date any girl, doesn't matter what she looks like, as long as she has a NORMAL FUCKING HAIRCUT. IS THERE A GIRL IN THE HOUSE WITHOUT BANGS???!//1/?!/?"

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 21:24 (seventeen years ago) link

isn't that what that douche yelled at daddy's on friday night?

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 21:37 (seventeen years ago) link

bangs are abnormal?

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 21:40 (seventeen years ago) link

You'll have to ask that douche, Kevin.

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 21:41 (seventeen years ago) link

i think that might violate my 'don't talk to douches' policy that i instituted 3 minutes ago.

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 21:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Such wisdom in one so young.

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 21:45 (seventeen years ago) link

you talking about me or the douche?

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 21:46 (seventeen years ago) link

otto midnight ain't young.

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 21:51 (seventeen years ago) link

don't GIS "bangs" while at work btw

― sexyDancer (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 21:52 (seventeen years ago) link

shhh, i told laurel i was 26.

and as a pre-emptive strike, let me just get the following out of the way:

you talking about me or the douche?

yes, there's a difference.

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 21:53 (seventeen years ago) link

is otto morbius old?

Buy Ian some cherry pie at the Inland Empire Diner.

― Dr M (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 22:12 (seventeen years ago) link

is otto morbius old?

maybe this should go in the wdyll thread but i'll post it here so you can be the judge:

http://www.blonnet.com/2005/11/14/images/2005111400190901.jpg

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 22:17 (seventeen years ago) link

otto morbius? paging dr. freud.

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 22:18 (seventeen years ago) link

i think he was using himself as the standard for what old is, hence he was is otto old or is he morbius old?

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 22:22 (seventeen years ago) link

i have not made sense all god damned day.

what month is this?

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 22:24 (seventeen years ago) link

... i see before me, the handle toward my hand?"

― forksclovetofu (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 00:51 (seventeen years ago) link

yes, I meant Morbius-old. No Dr Freud please, I recently suffered through the last 40 minutes of All That Jazz. Analysands need to be funny.

― Dr M (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 14:58 (seventeen years ago) link

tell that to ian and his one-person capacity santa suit.

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 15:38 (seventeen years ago) link

i must have missed the douche looking to be free of bangs...
whats wrong with bangs, anyway? mthrfckng people getting weird in there these days. some lady asked for a chocolate martni the other night.

x-post II: don't worry, laurel, im gonna end up cutting all this again soon. or move to laurel canyon. either way im currently finding beard + pink scarf too amusing a look...i even managed to leave thehouse in a silly hat on sun...lord knows where this is coming from or going to.

X-Post III: and santa suits hold more than one?

― ben of the cave bear (bbia), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 16:07 (seventeen years ago) link

If the guy in it is 120 lbs, maybe.

I need haircut b4 it approaches mullet.

― Dr M (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 16:11 (seventeen years ago) link

http://i1.tinypic.com/oadbmo.jpg

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 16:30 (seventeen years ago) link

i desperately need a hair cut. here's what it looked like more than two months ago and it's been growing ever since:

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c97/effyoutoo/meandedredux.jpg

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 16:40 (seventeen years ago) link

yes! lets all try to look more like a long in the tooth jim morrison in 2007.

― bb (bbia), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 17:12 (seventeen years ago) link

encroaching hair is scaring the refrigerator mvnch-man

nooooo

― dmr (dmr), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 17:14 (seventeen years ago) link

otto would have to add about 70 pounds too look like "a long in the tooth jim morrison in 2007." ben would have to add about 90! i'd just have to grow my hair. ;_;

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 17:18 (seventeen years ago) link

im going to buy a bathrobe at lunch

evidently im on the way to that 90lbs...the endless parade of pastrey and cheese in this office in recent weeks prevented me from wearing my "kieth richards" jeans on fri night

is everybody in?

― bb (bbia), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 17:32 (seventeen years ago) link

ohhh, I just got the chickenhawk thing Tyrone, ever the wit. You're way too young for me (sorry).

― Dr M (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 17:40 (seventeen years ago) link

what can i say? you're a quick one.

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 17:41 (seventeen years ago) link

well, excavating Warner Bros cartoons for fags-love-younguns laffs is a bit more exotic than usual for you.

― Dr M (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 17:45 (seventeen years ago) link

oh, you two

― bb (bbia), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 18:13 (seventeen years ago) link

I just didn't want Ian taking local Santa jobs away from jorel.

ihttp://img468.imageshack.us/img468/3677/santa16mf.jpg

― Dr M (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 18:24 (seventeen years ago) link

ian j0hnsin: the santa that leaves sausages in yr stocking

― bb (bbia), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 18:31 (seventeen years ago) link

ladies, pls

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 18:57 (seventeen years ago) link

the santa that leaves sausages in yr ~~stocking~~ pink sock

― elmo albatross (allocryptic), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 19:08 (seventeen years ago) link

dude can't even zing with a pic and he's getting on my case? ha.

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

par-DOAN, I'm not responsible for ILX code that never fuckin works

― Dr M (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 20:22 (seventeen years ago) link

hey cap'n save-a-fo(ley), this isn't ilx.

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 20:24 (seventeen years ago) link

your references are too deep for me, but at least this thread has lasted longer than You're On My Shit List.

― Dr M (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 20:33 (seventeen years ago) link

SNAP!

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 20:34 (seventeen years ago) link

you don't remember defending mark foley? that's sad, man. stick to your principles, don't be like the democrats!

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 20:34 (seventeen years ago) link

I was pointing out the essential homophobia of the Dem-lib attacks, Ty, not defending Foley's power-trip seductions of guys over 21.

Who would watch me wrestle stenc in a tub of Jell-O?

― Dr M (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 20:55 (seventeen years ago) link

i wouldn't even watch that.

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 20:55 (seventeen years ago) link

so you'll do it blindfolded?

― Dr M (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 20:56 (seventeen years ago) link

i'd have to be handicapped in some way to make up for your age.

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 20:57 (seventeen years ago) link

you guys should kiss

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 20:57 (seventeen years ago) link

how do you know we haven't?

― Dr M (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 20:58 (seventeen years ago) link

sounds like larry wants to watch.

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 21:00 (seventeen years ago) link

i was gonna say, according to james blount we've done more than kiss!

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 21:03 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm sure you have. i just meant that you guys should leave the internet and go kiss somewhere dark. buy a goat and go live on a mountain.

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 21:03 (seventeen years ago) link

brokeback mountain?

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 21:04 (seventeen years ago) link

I actually have never kissed any male noizers or ILXors. There's a short list of hopefuls, and none of you are on it.

― Dr M (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 21:07 (seventeen years ago) link

(so sleep well)

― Dr M (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 21:08 (seventeen years ago) link

to the best of my knowledge i have never kissed any noizors or ilxors, male or female. i hope.

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 21:20 (seventeen years ago) link

I WOULD MAKE KISS WITH ALL THESE ILXORS

― obi strip+ (sanskrit), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 21:28 (seventeen years ago) link

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/clinch.jpg

― Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 21:32 (seventeen years ago) link

http://i17.tinypic.com/29p3dd2.gif

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 21:37 (seventeen years ago) link

i've wanted to fuck nerdy white guys since college!!

-- phil-two (philtw...) (webmail), December 20th, 2006 2:24 AM. (phil-two) (later) (link)

― jw (ex machina), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 22:17 (seventeen years ago) link

Yo Chuck, they must be on a pipe, right?

― bb (bbia), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 22:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Ben, about the hair...I was just giving you that stern lecture you mentioned. No worries.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 21 December 2006 03:16 (seventeen years ago) link

http://a582.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/28/l_1ce5cebd1d9fb7cc3455f5181eb70d8d.jpg

― ian (orion), Thursday, 21 December 2006 06:04 (seventeen years ago) link

AKA A SHOT IN THE MOUTH

― jw (ex machina), Thursday, 21 December 2006 07:14 (seventeen years ago) link

haha, even w/ decent padding you still look like Santa On Atkins "after" pic

― Dr M (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 21 December 2006 15:13 (seventeen years ago) link

haha, that's great. i like your kind of sad/tired santa eyes.

― impermanent rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Thursday, 21 December 2006 15:30 (seventeen years ago) link

awesome

can we all chip in to make ian huge?

― bb (bbia), Thursday, 21 December 2006 15:56 (seventeen years ago) link

how drunk in that picture?

― obi strip (sanskrit), Thursday, 21 December 2006 16:13 (seventeen years ago) link

santa wears sambas?

― obi strip (sanskrit), Thursday, 21 December 2006 16:14 (seventeen years ago) link

watch it bb, Tyrone will jest that you are a 'grower'

― Dr M (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 21 December 2006 16:18 (seventeen years ago) link

that's more your style, morbs!

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Thursday, 21 December 2006 17:31 (seventeen years ago) link

dont go draggin me into this juss to bait hstencil, doc...i aint no kinda worm or sumthin

― mepps (bbia), Thursday, 21 December 2006 19:27 (seventeen years ago) link

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