Uses for 500 Sluts

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1. stack cordwood

― Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

2. canon fodder

― Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

3. control group for scientific research

― Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

4. hold off Persian army

― clevo lk (clevo lk), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:04 (nineteen years ago)

5. camp followers

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:04 (nineteen years ago)

4. hold off Persian army

4a. Be Persian army.

― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

IRAN ZINGS

― Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:06 (nineteen years ago)

6. row a small fleet of triremes

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:07 (nineteen years ago)

7. cast David Lynch remake of The Ten Commandments

― Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

7. Show up the Polyphonic Spree

― TOMB07 (trm), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

killfiles be fucking up list threads

― Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

9. build a shoddy aqueduct

― they be stealin' kingfish's bucket (kingfish), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

10. Chase Michael Palin off a cliff at the end of a Monty Python sketch.

― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

11. Wash a HUEG car.

― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:11 (nineteen years ago)

12. NFL Cheerleader Playoffs

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:11 (nineteen years ago)

13. naked bicycle armada

― they be stealin' kingfish's bucket (kingfish), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:13 (nineteen years ago)

14. wdyll thread

― and what (ooo), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:13 (nineteen years ago)

15. Wilt Chamberlain foreplay

― Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:14 (nineteen years ago)

15. Congress

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:14 (nineteen years ago)

17. 500 toothpick cleanup committee

― ^@^ (map), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:14 (nineteen years ago)

18. sexy flashmob

― Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:19 (nineteen years ago)

19. argue with gzeus

― TOMB07 (trm), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

20. Start a sexy nationwide crime syndicate

― Outcast Lemon Mode (sandglocks), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:22 (nineteen years ago)

seat fillers at 1000 Sluts awards show

― urghonomic (gcannon), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:24 (nineteen years ago)

22. drive up penicillin stock; sell long

― Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:30 (nineteen years ago)

23. Staff an old folks home for demented geezers.

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:33 (nineteen years ago)

24. flood Chinese market w/ cheap imports, see how THEY like it

― Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:37 (nineteen years ago)

25. populate fantasies of lonely geeks

― Ms Misery (MsMisery), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:37 (nineteen years ago)

26. Act as a post-life reward in an obscure religion

― Outcast Lemon Mode (sandglocks), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:38 (nineteen years ago)

27. to hold this screwdriver for a second

― ^@^ (map), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:39 (nineteen years ago)

28. orchestrate complex wikipedia hoax

― Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:39 (nineteen years ago)

29. Screw in 1000 Lightbulbs. AT THE SAME TIME.

― Outcast Lemon Mode (sandglocks), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:40 (nineteen years ago)

30. "popcorn" singalong, one note per slut

― ^@^ (map), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:41 (nineteen years ago)

31. jigglepalooza

― Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:42 (nineteen years ago)

am I the only one picturing nude, blonde sluts in all these scenarios? I don't think the original post had such specificty.

― Ms Misery (MsMisery), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:42 (nineteen years ago)

mine are nude and multicolored

― ^@^ (map), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

32. PARIS HILTON: ARMY OF ME

― Outcast Lemon Mode (sandglocks), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

Complex wikipedia hoaxes can be orchestrated with sluts of any hair color, in varying states of dress.

― Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:44 (nineteen years ago)

I've dressed them like '60s art girls in the eye of my mind -- they all have flips.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:44 (nineteen years ago)

Also, male and female sluts are welcome to apply. EOE

― Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:47 (nineteen years ago)

33. Batdance

― JordanC (JordanC), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:59 (nineteen years ago)

34. some lame Playboy cartoon

― Ms Misery (MsMisery), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:00 (nineteen years ago)

35. some lame ILE thread

― Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

36. change one lightbulb

― nklshs (nklshs), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

37. Use them as new anti-bully crack mod squad.

― stet (stet), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:15 (nineteen years ago)

38. simply walk into Mordor

― Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:16 (nineteen years ago)

39. perpetual motion machine

― milo (milo), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:17 (nineteen years ago)

40. sample for high-concept minimal dance record

― JordanC (JordanC), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:18 (nineteen years ago)

41. audience for high-concept minimal dance record

― Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

42. keep Uncle Jerry away from the potato salad

― Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:21 (nineteen years ago)

43. Frog chorus

― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

lol @ 38

― ^@^ (map), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

44. Landfill

― John Justen, surrounded by frail, wispy people. (John Justen), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

a crack commando unit sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit, these sluts promptly escaped a maximum security stockade to the los angeles underground. today, still wanted by the government, they survive as sluts of fortune.

― m00kiepr00f (m00kiepr00f), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:26 (nineteen years ago)

45. Video for hi-nrg x-rated comedy Proclaimers cover.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:26 (nineteen years ago)

46. civil war re-enactment

― ^@^ (map), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:26 (nineteen years ago)

47. sodoku think tank

― ^@^ (map), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:27 (nineteen years ago)

48. make sequel to Snakes on a Plane

― Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

49. Deflower 500 ILE posters

― Feargal Hixxy (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

50. Reap the whirlwind

― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

51. Joy Division

― milo (milo), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

52. Decorate HUEG Christmas tree.

― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:49 (nineteen years ago)

53. 15 hour episode of Deal or No Deal

― nklshs (nklshs), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:54 (nineteen years ago)

54. Entourage extras

― milo (milo), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

55. post 500 parody threads

― they be stealin' kingfish's bucket (kingfish), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

56. http://www.cmt.com/shows/dyn/dallas_cowboys_cheerleaders_making_the_team/series.jhtml

(and this thread is better than the original.)

― Ms Misery (MsMisery), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

57. U.N. power fluffing squad

― they be stealin' kingfish's bucket (kingfish), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:02 (nineteen years ago)

58. stage "Slut Pride" parades in 5 cities, each more slutty than the last

― they be stealin' kingfish's bucket (kingfish), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

59. joe francis catnip

― ^@^ (map), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

60. sage francis moshpit

― they be stealin' kingfish's bucket (kingfish), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

61. new Glenn Branca guitar army(only w/ slightly stricter morals)

― they be stealin' kingfish's bucket (kingfish), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:05 (nineteen years ago)

62. ~~hands~~ handjobs across america

― nklshs (nklshs), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

63. find my keys

― Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

64. Oscar seat-fillers

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

65. advertising sales reps for scientific journals.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

66. tenured faculty

― they be stealin' kingfish's bucket (kingfish), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:15 (nineteen years ago)

67. 120 Days of Sodom: Day 83

― Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

68. Massive wine-glass orchestra

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

69. busby berkeley revival

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:21 (nineteen years ago)

70. Jack Nicholson's funeral procession

― milo (milo), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:21 (nineteen years ago)

71. a Warren Beatty oscar tribute

― Ms Misery (MsMisery), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

72. Kill that dude on the beach in the Axe commercial

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

73. Human slip-n-slide

― Rick Gibralter (grady), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

74. FAP

― Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 15 February 2007 21:43 (nineteen years ago)

75. undocumented workers to build a great wall between the u.s. and mexico

― they be stealin' kingfish's bucket (kingfish), Thursday, 15 February 2007 21:44 (nineteen years ago)

76. settle this thing with Luxembourg once and for all

― Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 15 February 2007 21:48 (nineteen years ago)

77. Spencer Tunick photoshoot

― Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 15 February 2007 21:50 (nineteen years ago)

78 HenFAP

― The RealJTMod (Real JT Mod of Team Courage), Thursday, 15 February 2007 21:55 (nineteen years ago)

79. crew a Continental Shelf oil rig

― nklshs (nklshs), Thursday, 15 February 2007 21:57 (nineteen years ago)

80. 500 blowjobs

― nklshs (nklshs), Thursday, 15 February 2007 21:57 (nineteen years ago)

81. Twilight-Zone-style punishment for Howard K Stern.

― Rick Gibralter (grady), Thursday, 15 February 2007 21:58 (nineteen years ago)

82. nunnery

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 21:59 (nineteen years ago)

83. play pattycake with Vishnu

― nklshs (nklshs), Thursday, 15 February 2007 21:59 (nineteen years ago)

84. they could supply their names for Bruce Springsteen songs for the next 50 years

― nklshs (nklshs), Thursday, 15 February 2007 22:02 (nineteen years ago)

85. satisfy your curiosity

― Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 15 February 2007 22:03 (nineteen years ago)

86. Northampton Town away support

― unfished business (Scourage), Thursday, 15 February 2007 22:37 (nineteen years ago)

87. Assist with the waterboarding of 500 detainees

― as in 'powdered feet' (pye poudre), Thursday, 15 February 2007 22:47 (nineteen years ago)

88. slut jenga

― ^@^ (map), Thursday, 15 February 2007 23:03 (nineteen years ago)

89. 500 Nintendo reviews on Youtube

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 15 February 2007 23:06 (nineteen years ago)

90. 150,000 man super-bukakke

― Rick Gibralter (grady), Thursday, 15 February 2007 23:59 (nineteen years ago)

91. make 5,000 posts on gamefaqs and the imdb boards

― they be stealin' kingfish's bucket (kingfish), Friday, 16 February 2007 00:00 (nineteen years ago)

I thought this was about sluts, not virgins?

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 16 February 2007 00:01 (nineteen years ago)

92. record-breaking lez up

― JordanC (JordanC), Friday, 16 February 2007 00:29 (nineteen years ago)

49. Deflower 500 ILE posters

there aren't enough sluts in the world to deflower all of ILX's virgins

― step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Friday, 16 February 2007 00:32 (nineteen years ago)

93. Louis Jagger: Losing it in Style

― Rick Gibralter (grady), Friday, 16 February 2007 00:34 (nineteen years ago)

I thought this was about sluts, not virgins?

a slut-filled imdb would be a marked improvement

― they be stealin' kingfish's bucket (kingfish), Friday, 16 February 2007 00:45 (nineteen years ago)

Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders Present: π!!!

― nklshs (nklshs), Friday, 16 February 2007 00:47 (nineteen years ago)

94. spend 38,500 hours in therapy working out daddy issues

― Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Friday, 16 February 2007 13:52 (nineteen years ago)

95. free Mumia!

― Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Friday, 16 February 2007 13:53 (nineteen years ago)

96. issue collector's edition sluts

― Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Friday, 16 February 2007 13:55 (nineteen years ago)

97. gates in the world's sexiest slalom.

― chicago kevin is covered in snow, and so was the turnpike from stockbridge (chic, Friday, 16 February 2007 14:25 (nineteen years ago)

98. give definition to Myspace

― hm (modestmickey), Friday, 16 February 2007 14:27 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

99. have sex with sluts

― step hen faps, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 19:36 (eighteen years ago)

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