I am 50 on the male side. A left-brain engineer-type. News to me! I was a miserable failure at remembering the position of objects, yet earned a perfect score in selecting the rotated shapes. Go figure. I go for feminine men, too, according to them. Hmm.
― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Monday, 1 January 2007 22:57 (seventeen years ago) link
― The PEW Research Center for Panty-Twisting (Rock Hardy), Monday, 1 January 2007 23:29 (seventeen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 1 January 2007 23:30 (seventeen years ago) link
every single section was boy and i have abnormally sized fingers.
― sunny successor (katarina), Monday, 1 January 2007 23:31 (seventeen years ago) link
― jaq (jaq), Monday, 1 January 2007 23:37 (seventeen years ago) link
― Madchen (Madchen), Monday, 1 January 2007 23:44 (seventeen years ago) link
― a bulldog fed a cookie shaped like a kitten (austin), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 00:48 (seventeen years ago) link
― suzy artskooldisko (suzy artskooldisko), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 01:02 (seventeen years ago) link
― It's Teatime in Buttercup Land (Maaarghk C), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 01:19 (seventeen years ago) link
― Madchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 01:20 (seventeen years ago) link
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver (hoosteen), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 01:24 (seventeen years ago) link
― Not For Use as Infant Nog (A-Ron Hubbard), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 01:27 (seventeen years ago) link
― Colin Cassidy (Colin C.), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 01:35 (seventeen years ago) link
― Colin Cassidy (Colin C.), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 01:36 (seventeen years ago) link
― stet (stet), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 01:52 (seventeen years ago) link
50 male - dead center on everything but the rotating shapes (where I got 12/12).
― milo (milo), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 02:28 (seventeen years ago) link
Tests of this sort that I've taken before have been based on statistics ie 80% of women do well on Section A whereas only 40% of men do well, so let's call it a "female" trait.
"Feminine" is more gender neutral, I think, but not by much.
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver (hoosteen), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 02:56 (seventeen years ago) link
― Tape Store (Tape Store), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 03:13 (seventeen years ago) link
― Geza T iz tha Rainy G. Toronado (The GZeus), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 03:16 (seventeen years ago) link
Correlation vs. causation anyone? Seriously, shit like this is retarded science.
― Not For Use as Infant Nog (A-Ron Hubbard), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 03:22 (seventeen years ago) link
― Maria :D (Maria :D), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 03:24 (seventeen years ago) link
― Not For Use as Infant Nog (A-Ron Hubbard), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 03:27 (seventeen years ago) link
― obi strip (sanskrit), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 03:28 (seventeen years ago) link
― a bulldog fed a cookie shaped like a kitten (austin), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 03:30 (seventeen years ago) link
― Not For Use as Infant Nog (A-Ron Hubbard), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 03:32 (seventeen years ago) link
^ I'm pretty sure this has nothing to do with brain dominance, I think it's considered an independent genetic trait (left on top is dominant, right on top is recessive)
― step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 03:33 (seventeen years ago) link
― Not For Use as Infant Nog (A-Ron Hubbard), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 03:42 (seventeen years ago) link
― Geza T iz tha Rainy G. Toronado (The GZeus), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 05:53 (seventeen years ago) link
― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 05:58 (seventeen years ago) link
I scored ridiculously well on the "which objects have moved" test.
Got a 0 on that, too.
― they call me candle guy (kenan), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 06:19 (seventeen years ago) link
― they call me candle guy (kenan), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 06:20 (seventeen years ago) link
*puts ass in air*
COME ON, BOYS. THIS IS YOUR CHANCE.
― they call me candle guy (kenan), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 06:26 (seventeen years ago) link
― step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 06:31 (seventeen years ago) link
― tipsy mothra (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 06:52 (seventeen years ago) link
― iiiijjjj (iiiijjjj), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 07:04 (seventeen years ago) link
People born before 1970 are 20% more likely to have chose to try cocaine. Thus, they are more 'Cocaine-Brained.'Statistics concocted by my anal sphincter.
Sorry, but being misdagnosed by various morons, quacks, and FUCKING MULTIPLE CHOICE TESTS until I was 17 has left me a bit bitter.
THe MMPI. A mupltiple choice test whose results are then wholly interepereted by the tester.STUPID.
You have ADD.ADHD.Depression.Glucose sensetivity(or somesuch bullshit).It's the artificial colors and flavors.Take these vitamins until you wish you could puke.Schizophrenia.Then I turned 14 and "Non-Verbal Learning Disability" appeared. BLEH. Useless diagnosis. Grey as hell."Asperger's syndrome." Useful, but not as useful as "Mild autism."
All throughout this I was given every pill under the sun they could give me.
― Geza T iz tha Rainy G. Toronado (The GZeus), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 07:13 (seventeen years ago) link
― they call me candle guy (kenan), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 07:21 (seventeen years ago) link
― they call me candle guy (kenan), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 07:24 (seventeen years ago) link
― they call me candle guy (kenan), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 07:26 (seventeen years ago) link
― ledge (ledge), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 09:37 (seventeen years ago) link
Hahahahah
Why does the word "phraseology" remind me of The Music Man?
― they call me candle guy (kenan), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 09:41 (seventeen years ago) link
Stop talking so much and find me my keys, amirite?
― Not For Use as Infant Nog (A-Ron Hubbard), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 14:46 (seventeen years ago) link
please to start such thread
― Maria :D (Maria :D), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 14:54 (seventeen years ago) link
There's a weird byproduct of sexism here, we seem to have developed quite a lot of tests to determine how good you are at being a manly man (able to rotate 3d objects IN UR HED - 12 out of 12!) but only one or two that rate how good you are at things women are good at (look at these floating eyes with no face - what do they say to you? - 7 out of 10)
― TOMB07 (trm), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 15:27 (seventeen years ago) link
― TOMB07 (trm), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 15:28 (seventeen years ago) link
― Michael White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 15:30 (seventeen years ago) link
I'd like to have been able to see the full faces after doing that floating eyes task.
xxpost
― ledge (ledge), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 15:35 (seventeen years ago) link
― Not For Use as Infant Nog (A-Ron Hubbard), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 15:39 (seventeen years ago) link
― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 15:41 (seventeen years ago) link
― Handgun O. Mendocino (pullapartgirl), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 15:44 (seventeen years ago) link
― Not For Use as Infant Nog (A-Ron Hubbard), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 15:50 (seventeen years ago) link
― Handgun O. Mendocino (pullapartgirl), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 16:03 (seventeen years ago) link
Math is hard.
― look at them eating. i bet it tastes real good. (kenan), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 16:19 (seventeen years ago) link
― look at them eating. i bet it tastes real good. (kenan), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 16:20 (seventeen years ago) link
― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 16:25 (seventeen years ago) link
― TOMB07 (trm), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 16:26 (seventeen years ago) link
― look at them eating. i bet it tastes real good. (kenan), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 16:28 (seventeen years ago) link
lololol xpost
― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 16:28 (seventeen years ago) link
― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 16:29 (seventeen years ago) link
― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 16:31 (seventeen years ago) link
-- Laurel (sininspac...), January 2nd, 2007.
I made it up, why would anyone actually go find a ruler? If you can guess the difference then you don't need the exact measurement.
-- Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (garance8...), January 2nd, 2007.
women...
― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 16:33 (seventeen years ago) link
― Not For Use as Infant Nog (A-Ron Hubbard), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 16:34 (seventeen years ago) link
― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 16:36 (seventeen years ago) link
― iiiijjjj (iiiijjjj), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 16:36 (seventeen years ago) link
left thumb on top ---> left hand is DOMINANT ----> right BRAIN is dominant
― Not For Use as Infant Nog (A-Ron Hubbard), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 16:39 (seventeen years ago) link
srsly tho - I don't know why but I do find way more guys are into the politics than girls.
giganto xpost!
― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 16:40 (seventeen years ago) link
― Not For Use as Infant Nog (A-Ron Hubbard), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 16:41 (seventeen years ago) link
― look at them eating. i bet it tastes real good. (kenan), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 16:42 (seventeen years ago) link
― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 16:45 (seventeen years ago) link
Though on the finger thing I got a ratio of 1.05, and I prefer feminine faces. I judged the faces by their eyebrows.
― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 16:45 (seventeen years ago) link
― lexpretend (lexpretend), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 16:45 (seventeen years ago) link
― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 16:46 (seventeen years ago) link
I have a tape measure (I was measuring furniture earlier)
― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 16:47 (seventeen years ago) link
― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 16:48 (seventeen years ago) link
My middle finger is about 18 1/2 picas long.
xpost And if you have £50 to split two ways, you get £25 each, any other answer is just wrong.
I KNOW! WOMEN ROUTINELY SCREW THEMSELVES OUT OF MONEY? IS THAT THE IMPLICATION HERE?
― look at them eating. i bet it tastes real good. (kenan), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 16:49 (seventeen years ago) link
We invented Imperial + all our rulers have both measures!
― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 16:49 (seventeen years ago) link
Because women have traditionally been excluded from the political arena and are often told from birth that they should be more interested in other things like empathy and keeping house because of their brain structure, thus reducing the number of women actually interested/involved in politics.
xpost - I don't get the logic of not splitting the money down the middle, either. Any other answer just seems stupid. Who wouldn't agree to an even split? Other than Germans, apparently. Also, the only ruler in our house is a point ruler for font stuff.
― Handgun O. Mendocino (pullapartgirl), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 16:50 (seventeen years ago) link
― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 16:51 (seventeen years ago) link
― ledge (ledge), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 16:57 (seventeen years ago) link
― look at them eating. i bet it tastes real good. (kenan), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 16:57 (seventeen years ago) link
Who the fuck is telling little girls this?
― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 17:01 (seventeen years ago) link
― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 17:01 (seventeen years ago) link
― look at them eating. i bet it tastes real good. (kenan), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 17:02 (seventeen years ago) link
― look at them eating. i bet it tastes real good. (kenan), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 17:03 (seventeen years ago) link
― Not For Use as Infant Nog (A-Ron Hubbard), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 17:06 (seventeen years ago) link
Well, the BBC's "What sex is your brain" quiz, for one.
― Handgun O. Mendocino (pullapartgirl), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 17:10 (seventeen years ago) link
― adam beales (pye poudre), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 17:10 (seventeen years ago) link
― Handgun O. Mendocino (pullapartgirl), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 17:12 (seventeen years ago) link
Thus, these tests are worth two 3" hills of fuckbeans.
― Geza T iz tha Rainy G. Toronado (The GZeus), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 17:19 (seventeen years ago) link
The results page was wierd, it made these generalisations about 'the male brain' and 'the female brain' but the difference between male and female average scores that it gave was miniscule - on the judging-emotions-by-eyes thing, the average score for men and women was the same, so why would you believe that women were 'generally' better at it than men?
― cis boom bah (cis), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 17:35 (seventeen years ago) link
― emil.y (emil.y), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 17:47 (seventeen years ago) link
― emil.y (emil.y), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 17:48 (seventeen years ago) link
1. YOU HAVE A PENIS
a. yesb. no
2. YOU HAVE A VAGINA
a. nob. yes
MORE FEMALE BRAINS RESPOND TO BOTH QUESTIONS WITH b. MALE BRAINS GENERALLY RESPOND TO BOTH QUESTIONS WITH a.
― TOMB07 (trm), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 17:50 (seventeen years ago) link
― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 17:57 (seventeen years ago) link
― step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 18:24 (seventeen years ago) link
― Eric H. (Eric H.), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 18:33 (seventeen years ago) link
This task tested your ability to judge people's emotions.
Your score: 7 out of 10Average score for men: 6.6 out of 10Average score for women: 6.6 out of 10
What does your result suggest?
If you scored 0 - 3: Do you think you're good at judging how another person is feeling? Your score suggests this doesn't come to you quite so naturally.
If you scored 4 - 6: Your result suggests you have a balanced female-male brain and find it neither easy nor difficult to judge people's emotions.
If you scored 7 - 10: Your result suggests you are a good empathiser, sensitive to other people's emotions. Women generally fall into this category.
Professor Baron-Cohen at the University of Cambridge says that people usually perform better than they expect to on this test.
Men often think a person's eyes are sending signals of desire when that's not the case at all.
New character?
― Michael White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 18:37 (seventeen years ago) link
― cis boom bah (cis), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 18:46 (seventeen years ago) link
I don't think that's what it would imply at all. More like less interested than less capable would be my take on it. Not that I think that's necessarily the case anyhow.
xpost
― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 18:48 (seventeen years ago) link
― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 18:48 (seventeen years ago) link
― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 18:49 (seventeen years ago) link
― milo (milo), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 18:53 (seventeen years ago) link
about the politics thing, I think it's more based in a belief that women tend not to be able to conceptualise large, complex systems, like the inside of a car engine or the political system, while being very good at sensing out more fluctuating and vague systems such a people's networks of shifting friendships; not quite to say 'ah the ladies, their little fluffy brains will be overtaxed by difficult topics like the government of human society'.
britishes love the pseudoscience, it's true! at least we have ben goldacre to tell us off for it.
― cis boom bah (cis), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 18:54 (seventeen years ago) link
And why was there no "fuck me" option for that one chick?
― look at them eating. i bet it tastes real good. (kenan), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 19:15 (seventeen years ago) link
― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 19:20 (seventeen years ago) link
― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 19:22 (seventeen years ago) link
― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 19:27 (seventeen years ago) link
― Michael White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 19:27 (seventeen years ago) link
-- look at them eating. i bet it tastes real good. (fluxion2...), January 2nd, 2007.
Or like, all of them???
― Not For Use as Infant Nog (A-Ron Hubbard), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 22:03 (seventeen years ago) link
― Abbott (Abbott), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 22:49 (seventeen years ago) link