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Because it starts next Wednesday and I want to build up some preliminary excitement before the massive letdown that's forthcoming.

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Thursday, 28 December 2006 19:12 (seventeen years ago) link

Your current alleged/potential/perhaps housemates:

Derek Acorah
Jonathan Ansell
Adam Ant,
Jeffrey Archer,
Dirk Benedict,
Jason Cundy
Kevin Federline,
Paul Michael Glaser,
Jo Guest,
Sarah Harding,
Lauren Harries,
Justin Hawkins,
Jermaine Jackson,
Boris Johnson,
Grace Jones,
Robert Kilroy-Silk,
John Leslie,
Danielle Lloyd,
Courtney Love
Su Pollard,
Tara Reid,
RuPaul,
Carol Lee Scott,
Matthew Stiff,
Michaela Strachan,
Ian 'H' Watkins,
Ruby Wax,
Dale Winton.

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Thursday, 28 December 2006 19:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Carol Lee Scott was "Grotbags" in The Rod Hull Show, btw. If K-Fed is on the show I'll eat my poorly selling hat. Courtney Love has a real inevitability about it, huh?

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Thursday, 28 December 2006 19:15 (seventeen years ago) link

You think Tara Reid would be intimidated by spending five weeks in the company of a celebrity as famous as Jason Cundy?

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Thursday, 28 December 2006 19:19 (seventeen years ago) link

Danielle Lloyd is the woman who (certainly didn;t) win the Miss Britain title by sucking off Teddy Sheringham. Matthew Stiff is the second fattest one in G4.

LAUREN HARRIES FTW

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Thursday, 28 December 2006 19:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Add Shilpa Shetty and Whitney Houston to that potential housemate list.

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Thursday, 28 December 2006 19:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Tom Stephens

― Johnny Cash Rules Everything Around Me (Modal Fugue), Thursday, 28 December 2006 19:27 (seventeen years ago) link

The Bishop's too big a star for something as poxy as this.

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Thursday, 28 December 2006 19:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Speaking of Bishops, I would love to see Ian 'Harold' Smith on a reality show.

― Chap (chap), Friday, 29 December 2006 01:50 (seventeen years ago) link

The only name I've seen in the 'advance' list was Leilani.

I think she's a plant.

Oh, boom boom!

― M Grout (Mark Grout), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 02:14 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm hearing the lead singer of Towers of London. Joy.

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 02:17 (seventeen years ago) link

The theme of this series should be "OK, so we aint gonna top last years, it's impossible, hey watch anyway"

― M Grout (Mark Grout), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 02:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Also Jade Goody plus her entire family, apparently.

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 03:01 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,11049-2006600582,00.html

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 03:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Disinformation!

(I reckons)

― M Grout (Mark Grout), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 03:06 (seventeen years ago) link

I reckon it's all a load of disinformation. The rumours last year were wild and we ended up with people no-one had guessed (Maggot, anyone?)

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 03:10 (seventeen years ago) link

You think Tara Reid would be intimidated by spending five weeks in the company of a celebrity as famous as Jason Cundy?

roffles

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 03:37 (seventeen years ago) link

hello everyone. i'm not going to watch this. kthxbye.

― grimly fiendish, who really means it this year. NO, REALLY. absolutely. especial, Tuesday, 2 January 2007 12:00 (seventeen years ago) link

CULater.

― M Grout (Mark Grout), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 12:03 (seventeen years ago) link

digitalspy places obie trice at heathrow last night.

― temporary enrique (temporary enrique), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 12:07 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm guessing "not Hasselhof" as he's doing some theatre thing in February, and presumably spending the runup time rehearsing, right?

― M Grout (Mark Grout), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 12:08 (seventeen years ago) link

That would apparently be correct, yes.

Tommy Sheridan's supposedly turned them down too.

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 12:20 (seventeen years ago) link

Ken Russell!

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 03:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Yes!

― M Grout (Mark Grout), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 09:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Mark E Smith said he turned down 'I'm A Celebrity...'. What a bloody great shame.

― David (grammy), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 09:52 (seventeen years ago) link

What a bloody great fibber.

― M Grout (Mark Grout), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 09:57 (seventeen years ago) link

What is it with the modern obsession with David Hasselhoff, that just mentioning his name makes everyone giggle? How can one figure remain so drolly kitsch for so long?

― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 10:23 (seventeen years ago) link

As long as he continues to be a completely ridiculous self-parody with absolutely no conception of what people actually think of him (see also Shatner, William)

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 11:20 (seventeen years ago) link

as long as he continues to get paid mega to be a crspwancowpatoh(sas,w)

― M Grout (Mark Grout), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 11:23 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't understand how anyone can be amused/entertained by hasselhoff any more? he's not funny.

― lexpretend (lexpretend), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 11:30 (seventeen years ago) link

The Germans like him.

― C J (C J), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 11:31 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't understand how anyone can be amused/entertained by hasselhoff any more? he's not funny.

SO. TEMPTING.

― Johnny Cash Rules Everything Around Me (Modal Fugue), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 11:32 (seventeen years ago) link

What is it with the modern obsession with David Hasselhoff, that just mentioning his name makes everyone giggle? How can one figure remain so drolly kitsch for so long?
-- Alba (albab...), January 3rd, 2007.

it's a justin lee collins thing.

― temporary enrique (temporary enrique), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 11:34 (seventeen years ago) link

many people seem to have very low standards of humour.

― lexpretend (lexpretend), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 11:34 (seventeen years ago) link

To be fair, Hassehoff is funnier than Justin Lee Collins.

― Johnny Cash Rules Everything Around Me (Modal Fugue), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 11:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Justin Lee Collins is a twat. As is anyone who needs him to tell them who to like ironically. As is anyone who likes anyone ironically, come to think of it.

(I hate the phrase "liking something ironically", but I can't think of a better one right now. While searching for a better phrase to explain what I mean, btw, I came across this which is horrific and was evidently written by someone who doesn't understand irony)

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 11:52 (seventeen years ago) link

Ailsa, do you really think the Hoff doesn't know that people find him funny? I had always kind of assumed he did.

― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 11:54 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't pay that much attention, tbh. He seems a bit deluded though.

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 11:57 (seventeen years ago) link

So far Channel 4 has given some clues about the contestants, saying that one person rates Baywatch - Hasselhoff's former show - as their favourite TV programme.
Another is an expert fly-fisher, while two others have attended a dance school and a convent respectively.
One is obsessed with Formula 1 motor racing, another still lives with her mother, while two of the celebrities have servants, according to the broadcaster.

― M Grout (Mark Grout), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 12:16 (seventeen years ago) link

1. Chris Evans
2. J.R. Hartley
3. Darcey Bustle
4. Mother Theresa
5. Murray Walker
6. Angelina Ballerina
7. Prince William
8. ach whoever.

― M Grout (Mark Grout), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 12:18 (seventeen years ago) link

another still lives with her mother

HARRIES CONFIRMED W00T

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 12:24 (seventeen years ago) link

From the NME:

Rumours abound as to who will enter the house - among the names who have been mentioned include Towers Of London star Donny Tourette, former frontman with The Darkness, Justin Hawkins, Whitney Houston, David Hasselhoff, Robert Kilroy-Silk and 'H' from Steps.

― M Grout (Mark Grout), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 14:55 (seventeen years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Celebrity_Big_Brother_2007_%28UK%29

how do i make a 'citation THIS' gif?

― temporary enrique (temporary enrique), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 15:26 (seventeen years ago) link

The person who usually gets them pretty much spot on on Digital Spy is reporting no Lauren Harries and no Kilroy. Names not yet mentioned on this thread who we may well see tonight = Leo Sayer, Cleo Rocos, Jo O'Meara off S Club 7.

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 18:37 (seventeen years ago) link

FIVE MINUTES AND COUNTING

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 19:55 (seventeen years ago) link

DAVINA IS GONNA SAY SOMETHING FUNNY:

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 19:58 (seventeen years ago) link

"I smell celebrities".

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link

OK, not that funny.

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Not funny at all. She's rocking the Michelle Bass look as well. Not good.

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Here's Feltz having a meltdown.

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:01 (seventeen years ago) link

And here's lol cat impression.

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:02 (seventeen years ago) link

I never ever EVER want to see that again. Ever.

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:03 (seventeen years ago) link

One of those on the quick fire "OMG NEW CELEBS MONTAGE" appeared to be Ron Atkinson.

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:03 (seventeen years ago) link

(oh, I missed the montage of "bits of people" when I was typing that. Not that it was much use last year)

xpost - was it maybe Ken Russell? Big ROn would be BRILLIANT though.

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Cross fingers for Marcus Brigstocke in a 'Pardon My French' reunion!

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Davina does appear to have come dressed as half Geordie slapper on a night out, half gentleman thief.

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh God, interactive Big Brother letterboxy thing! No!

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:09 (seventeen years ago) link

Davina, "Lord knows I know about wombs" - well done, you had some kids, no-one's ever done THAT before. When's Russell on?

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:09 (seventeen years ago) link

HERE ARE SOME CITIES AND THEY ARE WOBBLING

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:10 (seventeen years ago) link

Will woman from blackheads advert be a contestant? Stay tuned!

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:11 (seventeen years ago) link

tbh, I just want Littlejohn in now.

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:12 (seventeen years ago) link

There's supposed to be a very good fly fisherman going into the house. Chris tarrant is a fly fisherman, but is his profile in such a dire need of a kick start? Eric clapton is also a keen fly fisherman, but I can't see that really.

― vicky (Vicky), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:12 (seventeen years ago) link

Re-animated corpse of JR Hartley? Bob Nudd?

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:13 (seventeen years ago) link

I had a "Chelsea Clinton/Euan Blair" type idea earlier on, to try and outdo I'm A Celeb getting Lauren Booth and Carol Thatcher.

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Perhaps Bollywood Star "Bollywood Star On Celeb Big Brother" relaxes from an energetic day's dancing with some fly fishing?

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Perhaps Ed Byrne and Mowbli will be on.

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:14 (seventeen years ago) link

TICKET NUMBER ONE IS....

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:14 (seventeen years ago) link

JERMAINE JACKSON

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:15 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.fishingbig.com/images/8038.jpg

This said, I do recall Nick Hancock had a series about fishing on Five Live a few years back...

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Jermaine Jackson NON SHOCKA

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:15 (seventeen years ago) link

"MICHAEL AND I...." (repeat to fade)

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:15 (seventeen years ago) link

I misheard "My brother had a court case and" as "My brother had a Caucasian"

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:16 (seventeen years ago) link

He's supposed to be the David Gest of this bitch, right?

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Didn't Rich Hall do a fishing series on BBC4 (well a comedy show on a fishing boat anyway).

I'm bored with Jermaine already.

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:17 (seventeen years ago) link

He's kind of nicked Grace Jones' hair, there.

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:17 (seventeen years ago) link

JERMAINE MUST GO

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:17 (seventeen years ago) link

"HOFFMAN HOFFMAN HOFFMAN" chant from the crowd.

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

I sense new-ECW style heel turn from crowd.

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:19 (seventeen years ago) link

TICKET NUMBER TWO...

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:20 (seventeen years ago) link

It's her what sucked Teddy Sheringham's cock!

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:20 (seventeen years ago) link

Next up, we have:

Teddy Sheringham's bird.

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:20 (seventeen years ago) link

MISS CHEAT BRITAIN

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:21 (seventeen years ago) link

BOO-URNS for Lloyd.

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:22 (seventeen years ago) link

She's, erm, how shall we put this, a bit vacuous, isn't she?

"em, I posed for Playboy but I didn't think they'd show my bits"

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:22 (seventeen years ago) link

(she's very pretty until she opens her gob and starts talking)

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:24 (seventeen years ago) link

KEN RUSSELL FTW!!!

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:26 (seventeen years ago) link

ANd now it's

Ken RUSSELL!!! Yowsa!

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:26 (seventeen years ago) link

her dress is awful and her hair is worse. wtf is that, an alice band?

― lexpretend (lexpretend), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Jermaine is wearing a purple fucking frock coat thing and a girl in a black and white dress is taking the slagging?

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Ken Russell appears to have come dressed as a gypsy landlord.

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:28 (seventeen years ago) link

And he may also be as pissed as a newt.

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:28 (seventeen years ago) link

OMG, he's going to die before he even gets in, isn't he?

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:28 (seventeen years ago) link

how do you people know who those people are?!

― lexpretend (lexpretend), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Because we're not you.

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:29 (seventeen years ago) link

OMG, he's going to die before he even gets in, isn't he?

Hah, I was thinking exactly the same!

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Ken Russell kicks props to Mad Pete, culture collapses.

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Actually, does he have Alzheimer's?

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Meeting of Ken Russell and Danielle Lloyd could be the greatest thing ever!

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:31 (seventeen years ago) link

I've not laughed as much since Sezer fell arse over tit.

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:31 (seventeen years ago) link

none of the people in the house know who the others are!

― lexpretend (lexpretend), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:31 (seventeen years ago) link

KEN RUSSELL MUST WIN until I change my mind.

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:32 (seventeen years ago) link

You'd have thought Danielle Lloyd would be a big fan of Women In Love.

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Right, anyone fancy a tenner on Mike Leigh as special surprise entrant at the start of week 2?

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:33 (seventeen years ago) link

of course i was very very drunk at the time

― kelvin newman (secondhandnews), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Right, anyone fancy a tenner on Mike Leigh as special surprise entrant at the start of week 2?

Roger Daltrey. Book it.

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:34 (seventeen years ago) link

youll kick yourself now dom when you dont

― kelvin newman (secondhandnews), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:34 (seventeen years ago) link

none of the people in the house know who the others are!

OTM. Ken must win though.

Tenner on Abu Hamza to be the 'controversial' surprise final housemate.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:34 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't know why I put controversial in inverted commas.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:35 (seventeen years ago) link

First task: each housemate must endure half an hour being interviewed by Mark Lawson.

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:36 (seventeen years ago) link

Stephen Hawking was asked to be on it, apparently.

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:37 (seventeen years ago) link

JO O'MARA!

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:38 (seventeen years ago) link

She won't be first out or anything.

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:38 (seventeen years ago) link

hang on was this ken russell an actor or director?

― lexpretend (lexpretend), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Jo O'Meara. The ugly one off S Club 7.

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:38 (seventeen years ago) link

sshes got no flow (as in money) it seems

― kelvin newman (secondhandnews), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:38 (seventeen years ago) link

"At the moment I'm into breeding dogs".

Reckon she's ever shot a greyhound in the face?

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:39 (seventeen years ago) link

(I read about her this afternoon when she first started appearing on bookies lists. You could've got 14/1 on her going into the house this afternoon, apparently)

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:40 (seventeen years ago) link

"i can't see!" oh my god, all these cameras, i'm not used to them!

― lexpretend (lexpretend), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:40 (seventeen years ago) link

Davina interviews like an intern at BBC Radio Buttfuck

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:41 (seventeen years ago) link

please note that "apparently" = "according to someone who posts on DigitalSpy"

She was signed up for that singing thing on the other side but didnt' do it. That's where the rumours started, I believe.

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:41 (seventeen years ago) link

hang on was this ken russell an actor or director?

Director, here's his IMDB entry. Aside from Tommy, I'm not familiar with much of it.

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:41 (seventeen years ago) link

His films tend to involve lots of naked people and shagging.

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:42 (seventeen years ago) link

LEO SAYER

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:43 (seventeen years ago) link

(I think Jo might be salt-of-the-earth nice girl and do OK)

LEO SAYER!

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:43 (seventeen years ago) link

score

― secondhandnews (secondhandnews), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:43 (seventeen years ago) link

― lexpretend (lexpretend), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:43 (seventeen years ago) link

i have met one of these people. go me.

― acrobat (acrobat), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:43 (seventeen years ago) link

My wee list up there's looking good for Cleo Rocos being on now, isn't it?

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Judging by the unanimous reaction of the women in the office ("Awww"), I'd reckon Leo's not a bad bet at all.

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:44 (seventeen years ago) link

"LET'S MAKE THIS HOUSE A LEO SAYER HOUSE"

Leo Sayer OTM!

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Leo Sayer is cute for a 60 year old midget.

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Lovely Jo S Club. I think she might win.

Leo Sayer IS Les McQueen from the League of Gentlemen. This will be hilarious.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:45 (seventeen years ago) link

my mums gonna be estatic

― secondhandnews (secondhandnews), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:45 (seventeen years ago) link

he's kind of ridiculously popular, isn't he? I think he might be great telly.

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Also Jermaine and Leo are pals! Blimey!

Ken Russell to Leo "and who are you"
Leo "I'm Leo Sayer"
visibly chirpy KR grabs him "I *do* know who you are!"

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:48 (seventeen years ago) link

So far, Ken, Jo and Leo for teh win.

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:50 (seventeen years ago) link

It's Bollywood Star!

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Next up, we have Bollywood woman

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:53 (seventeen years ago) link

(I'm never fighting Dom in a typing test)

Diva alert!

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:54 (seventeen years ago) link

she looks AWESOME!!!!

― lexpretend (lexpretend), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:55 (seventeen years ago) link

She will be surprised if no-one recognises her, and will think it's weird if everyone doesn't want to know everything about her because she is A STAR. Shilpa must go!

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:55 (seventeen years ago) link

Shilpa must do a bunch of photoshoots after leaving, plz.

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Hi, it's Carol Malone who has forthright opinions.

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:58 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm at the office with only this for company. i sent everyone else home when leo sayer came on.

fucking hell. KEN RUSSELL! this is gonna be great. i always said i was going to watch it, etc.

until jade and her whole family turn up, natch.

― grimly fiendish (simon), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Men? All Pillocks!

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:59 (seventeen years ago) link

carole malone must goDIE!

― lexpretend (lexpretend), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Shilpa is very VERY pretty. I love how Leo introduces himself as "Leo Sayer" to everyone, not just as "Leo".

Yeah I meant to mention Carole Malone upthread too - she was the other one on that 100% spot on list I'd read earlier.

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Carol Malone getting some 97-era Bret Hart heat from the crowd.

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:00 (seventeen years ago) link

I like how the tabloid-reading masses are booing someone from the tabloids.

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Okay the Sun is going to be very entertaining for the next few weeks.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Lol at loud chant of "who are ya?" as she went in

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:02 (seventeen years ago) link

It's that wanker from that shit band.

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:03 (seventeen years ago) link

haha, Carole's all "I knew you were in, we heard about it today" - so much for the "going into hiding, keep it all secret" pish.

Wanker from shit band who goes out with Peaches Geldof, mind.

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Lowest-scoring track in Stylus Singles Jukebox history, fact fans!

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:04 (seventeen years ago) link

I wonder if Donny will tell the tale of when their bassist tried to beat up the drummer from My Chemical Romance.

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:05 (seventeen years ago) link

is that rod stewart?

― lexpretend (lexpretend), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:05 (seventeen years ago) link

The sight of Donny Tourette has led to a flood of reminiscing about Kenny Everett in the office.

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Rhys Ifans looks like he's in a bad mood.

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Does Leo know EVERYONE?!

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:07 (seventeen years ago) link

...Donny Tourette used to go round Leo Sayer's house?

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:07 (seventeen years ago) link

it's a great career move, though. i mean, look at the astonishing success the ordinary boys now enjoy.

― grimly fiendish (simon), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:08 (seventeen years ago) link

oh, hang on.

― grimly fiendish (simon), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:08 (seventeen years ago) link

That Bloke From The Worst Band Ever is going to get lynched. That was all rather wonderful.

Although we will get to see Leo Sayer in full-on embarassing Down With The Kids mode first.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:10 (seventeen years ago) link

Quick squint on Betfair has Jo at 5.7-1 with Leo at sixes. Carole Malone and Jermaine Jackson are your outsiders, both on 32-1.

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:10 (seventeen years ago) link

And here's an advert for The Fratellis, because things could be... about as bad.

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:11 (seventeen years ago) link

How many left, two or three?

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:13 (seventeen years ago) link

19/03/2005 Towers Of London On A Noose 32 {32}->1
09/07/2005 Towers Of London Fuck It Up 46 {46}->1
26/11/2005 Towers Of London How Rude She Was 30 {30}->1
27/05/2006 Towers Of London Air Guitar 32 {32}->1

― acrobat (acrobat), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:13 (seventeen years ago) link

It's newly-outed H!

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:13 (seventeen years ago) link

Two left after H, there's 11 going in.

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Steps > Leo Sayer > S Club > Towers of London

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Ian "H" Watkins- "I'm really straight acting, honest!"

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:14 (seventeen years ago) link

i feel a lot more kindly to steps than i normally do, because someone just made me hear this REALLY FUCKING ABYSMAL beatles song called 'she loves you', i think it may be the worst song i have ever heard in my life

(apart from the towers of london one)

― lexpretend (lexpretend), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Two more to go.

100% correct on the list on DS, meaning just Cleo Rocos and Dirk Benedict to go.

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:15 (seventeen years ago) link

H celebrates his coming out by looking oddly like the singer from The Feeling.

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:15 (seventeen years ago) link

It's newly-outed H!

so that's what the H is for!

i always thought it was for "twat".

― grimly fiendish (simon), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:16 (seventeen years ago) link

A bit heavy on the pop stars, this one, isn't it? Five so far.

― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:16 (seventeen years ago) link

H was for "Hepatitis"

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:16 (seventeen years ago) link

As has been said before, how gay H is disguises how Welsh he is.

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Is that Towers of London dude being played by Dennis Pennis?

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:17 (seventeen years ago) link

its like a supergroup in there

― secondhandnews (secondhandnews), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Hi, I'm Cleo Rock Oss.

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:18 (seventeen years ago) link

It's Cleo! She's kind of cool, isn't she, from what I've seen/heard of her?

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Cleo is every single neurotic drama teacher ever.

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:19 (seventeen years ago) link

Cleo Rocos is the only one of the housemates who doesn't have a Wikipedia entry, assuming the last one is Dirk Benedict.

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:19 (seventeen years ago) link

Cue lots of morons voting for Leo instead of Cleo because they can't work their phones.

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Carol Malone: "Wow Cleo, you weren't mentioned on Digital Spy"

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:22 (seventeen years ago) link

DIRK BENEDICT FTW

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:22 (seventeen years ago) link

quelle surprise

― secondhandnews (secondhandnews), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't smoking cigars Hannibal's gimmick rather than Face's?

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:23 (seventeen years ago) link

No, you're right. Perhaps he refused to get a mohican for the show.

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:23 (seventeen years ago) link

But she *was* mentioned on Digital Spy so Carole's not doing her research properly (that's how I knew she was going to be on)

xxxpost

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:24 (seventeen years ago) link

i did hear her say digital spy

― secondhandnews (secondhandnews), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:24 (seventeen years ago) link

Haha, he gets an ATeam van rather than a limo

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:25 (seventeen years ago) link

The office are now enthusing about 'Bring Back The A-Team'. I'm here till midnight, folks.

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:25 (seventeen years ago) link

lol at him entering in a van

None of the other contestants are associated particularly with modes of transport.

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:26 (seventeen years ago) link

what is the a team?

― lexpretend (lexpretend), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:27 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm pretty sure "Bring Back The A-Team" is what got him on this. Justin Lee Collins has a lot to answer for.

(why are they not reminiscing about Kenny Everett still)

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:27 (seventeen years ago) link

OK, so Jade's coming back on Friday then. Whoop.

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:29 (seventeen years ago) link

HAHAh, so not Ken Bruce then, office know-it-all?

― stet (stet), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Tabloid journo is in full tabloid journo mode. Danielle is going to be the "celeb" Bonner, I think.

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:31 (seventeen years ago) link

Channel 4 aren't advertising Ugly Betty enough. People might forget it's on.

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:32 (seventeen years ago) link

What's Ugly Betty?

― lexbot (ailsa_xx), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:34 (seventeen years ago) link

I found it strangely warming how Leo remembered meeting Cleo a long time ago. How nice, to think of the early 80s celebrity party circuit.

Jo seems nice and down to earth.

Jermaine seemed to be hoping to recognise someone, and was disappointed at every entrance.

Dirk makes me smile, for him, not A-Team nostalgia. It sounded like the same bloke shouting "We love you Face" as shouted "Who are ya?" at the Sunday Mirror woman.

I wonder if Peaches' boyfriend will find an ally in there at all.

― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:35 (seventeen years ago) link

TS - knowing full well Dirk Benedict wants some of that Hasselhoff/Mr T cash vs turning up in the A-Team van was really fucking cool.

Obviously he is the absolute dead cert nailed on winner so here's hoping one of the housemates ends up fucking Ken Russell in order to keep things interesting.

Cleo = Suzie. Broing.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:37 (seventeen years ago) link

(I have just turned over to that celebrity singing thing and Tito Jackson is on the panel. Are we importing them all one by one? And why is Janet Ellis doing this instead of CBB?)

I think Donny and Danielle will be first off*. Dirk seems to be trying too hard. I like Jo and Leo, and Ken will be fun. I think H will be OK.

* though if this "housemate to be adopted by BB family next door" thing is indeed involving Jade's family, then I hope Donny goes there instead

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:38 (seventeen years ago) link

fuck jade's family. (not literally, though. JESUS CHRIST, no.)

The office are now enthusing about 'Bring Back The A-Team'. I'm here till midnight, folks.

i'm going home. to shoot myself in the face, repeatedly.

― grimly fiendish (simon), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:41 (seventeen years ago) link

OMG, he's going to die before he even gets in, isn't he?

My first thought was "He's going straight into my dead pool!"

― onimo (nu_onimo), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:41 (seventeen years ago) link

how is that dirk person the dead cert?! i've never heard of him or his film/band/tv programme/whatever it was

― lexpretend (lexpretend), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:41 (seventeen years ago) link

You've never heard Back In Black by the A-Team?

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:43 (seventeen years ago) link

They were like the Sugarhill Gang of their day.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:44 (seventeen years ago) link

TS - knowing full well Dirk Benedict wants some of that Hasselhoff/Mr T cash vs turning up in the A-Team van was really fucking cool.

Oh, definitely the former. When Justin Lee Collins wheeled his shitty nostalgia-fest into town, the dollar signs must have been whirling in his eyes. Why the fuck not? People fall for it. He still won't win.

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:44 (seventeen years ago) link

I know there is no use in either of these and they have been said countless times before and many are thinking them but:

grimly fiendish, stop watching this programme

lexpretend, stop wearing your ignorance or "ignorance" or ignorance as a badge of honour

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:44 (seventeen years ago) link

please

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:45 (seventeen years ago) link

You've never heard Back In Black by the A-Team?

no! when was it?

― lexpretend (lexpretend), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:47 (seventeen years ago) link

actually, it does not matter

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:47 (seventeen years ago) link

It came out in about 1986. You should hear it, it's the best thing ever. Grace Jones does a cameo on one of the songs, but she's uncredited!

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:48 (seventeen years ago) link

grace jones?! the dirk person did not look v cool though. gmail it to me!

― lexpretend (lexpretend), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:51 (seventeen years ago) link

TOTAL HYSTERICS

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:52 (seventeen years ago) link

oh me too

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:55 (seventeen years ago) link

I've sent you the track Dancefloor Looker - you can only hear Grace if you listen clearly, she sort of moans in the background. It's on of the more slowed down, primal ones.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Jo and maybe Dirk if he calms down a bit are the only ones I would at all like to be stuck in a small house with. Jermaine looked incredibly miffed that more people weren't recognising him. Why do people like Leo? He'd intensely irritating and possibly some kind of sex pervert.

― Chap (chap), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Donny Tower of Twattishness 'I'm so rock'n'roll, me' looks like he's modelling for Top Shop. Leo Sayer isn't bad... yet. Cleo could go either way. I'mshaggingafootballer McNonentity-Jones needs to die. Jo & H = meh. Tabloid woman = don't know her, but don't like her. Ken is God but will probably die halfway through.

Having said that, I never watch this stuff all the way through. So you guys had better be good again this year.

― emil.y (emil.y), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 22:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Well, celebrity ILX is certainly off to a flying start. Seriously, with Leo Sayer and Dirk Benedict in there, I might have to watch some of it.

― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 22:37 (seventeen years ago) link

Jo O'Meara 9/2
Dirk Benedict 5/1
Leo Sayer 6/1
Ian "H" Watkins 8/1
Cleo Rocos 10/1
Donny Tourette 18/1
Shilpa Shetty 20/1
Ken Russell 22/1
Danielle Lloyd 33/1
Jermaine Jackson 50/1
Carol Malone 50/1

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 22:49 (seventeen years ago) link

First Eviction:

Donny Tourette 2/1
Carol Malone 5/1
Danielle Lloyd 7/1
Shilpa Shetty 10/1
Jermaine Jackson 11/1
Ian "H" Watkins 12/1
Ken Russell 12/1
Cleo Rocos 20/1
Jo O'Meara 20/1
Dirk Benedict 25/1
Leo Sayer 25/1

― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 22:53 (seventeen years ago) link

RJG, no, you're right: it's not good for my blood press ... AAARGH I THINK SOMETHING'S POPPED BEHIND MY EYE. FUUCK.

― grimly fiendish (simon), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 23:44 (seventeen years ago) link

I just flicked on the live E4 feed and heard Danielle say "I just don't want to see ––––––'s meat and two veg again" and H and Carol nodded their agreement as the sound cut out. Rewinding the Humax, it sounded like "Bottom J's meat and two veg", but I don't think there's anyone in it called "Bottom J" so maybe she was talking about her life outside the house.

― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 23:52 (seventeen years ago) link

They've just showed her on BBBM - she was talking about Ken's "meat and two veg" just now to H and Carol.

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 23:55 (seventeen years ago) link

Not a pleasant sight, by all accounts. Well, by her account.

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 23:55 (seventeen years ago) link

The (barely) walking dead have minging balls.

― onimo (nu_onimo), Thursday, 4 January 2007 00:02 (seventeen years ago) link

oh noes one mention of Jade and I'm saying "minging" :(

― onimo (nu_onimo), Thursday, 4 January 2007 00:02 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm still not clear if this was something she saw inside or outside the show.

― Alba (Alba), Thursday, 4 January 2007 00:03 (seventeen years ago) link

She saw them, in the show, then went off to tell H and Carol. She was none too impressed.

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Thursday, 4 January 2007 00:07 (seventeen years ago) link

And now they can't open their suitcases. Hilarity must surely ensue.

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Thursday, 4 January 2007 00:10 (seventeen years ago) link

i've just had a listen to the towers of london. they're quite good until the bloke starts honking away.

i've just had a watch of the live feed. god, it's dull. apparently there aren't enough beds. WELL I NEVER GOSH STAP ME VITALS WHOODA THUNKIT etc.

― grimly fiendish (simon), Thursday, 4 January 2007 00:29 (seventeen years ago) link

we gonna move over to real-ILX and start a new thread there, then?

(not me: i'm going to bed.)

― grimly fiendish (simon), Thursday, 4 January 2007 00:34 (seventeen years ago) link

I've just done it!

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Thursday, 4 January 2007 00:38 (seventeen years ago) link

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