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How many times do you click on the link to check if it's back? I think I'm getting RSI.

― stevie nixed (stevienixed), Friday, 1 September 2006 06:27 (eighteen years ago) link

Every day I click it less and less

― StanM (StanM), Friday, 1 September 2006 06:41 (eighteen years ago) link

But still, oh, every half hour or so?

― StanM (StanM), Friday, 1 September 2006 06:59 (eighteen years ago) link

Everyday I click it less and less
It's clear to see that you've become obsessed
I've got to get this message to the press
That everyday I click it less and less
And everyday I click it less and less
I've got to get this feeling off my chest
The Doctor says all I need is pills and rest
Since everyday I click it less and less
Unless, unless ....

― C J (C J), Friday, 1 September 2006 07:17 (eighteen years ago) link

i'm so over it.

thehold is better anyway. better people.

― ken c, Friday, 1 September 2006 08:38 (eighteen years ago) link

eight arms to thehold you.

― M Grout (Mark Grout), Friday, 1 September 2006 08:43 (eighteen years ago) link

This place is not the same! I'm desperate to tell everyone my update on when I actually caught up with that wanker trespassing guy who's been giving everyone hassle and showed him what for.

― dog latin, Friday, 1 September 2006 08:44 (eighteen years ago) link

I've actually moved this board into my daily visit folder.

― masonic boom (kate), Friday, 1 September 2006 08:48 (eighteen years ago) link

It's just a click down history for me.

― M Grout (Mark Grout), Friday, 1 September 2006 08:50 (eighteen years ago) link

ITS BACK UP!

― pfunkboy (Kerr), Friday, 1 September 2006 09:07 (eighteen years ago) link

Not really but who looked?

― pfunkboy (Kerr), Friday, 1 September 2006 09:08 (eighteen years ago) link

Me :(

― C J (C J), Friday, 1 September 2006 09:09 (eighteen years ago) link

Too quick mate. Too quick.

― M Grout (Mark Grout), Friday, 1 September 2006 09:09 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm catching up on a lot of early 90s RPGs.

― Modal Fugue (Modal Fugue), Friday, 1 September 2006 09:09 (eighteen years ago) link

Remember it this way...

http://64.233.183.104/search?q=cache:KZZXnElzDEEJ:ilx.wh3rd.net/newanswers.php%3Fboard%3D2+ilx+new+answers&hl=en&gl=uk&ct=clnk&cd=1

― M Grout (Mark Grout), Friday, 1 September 2006 09:10 (eighteen years ago) link

Or even, this way!

http://64.233.183.104/search?q=cache:UFfjFUD2LMIJ:ilx.wh3rd.net/newanswers.php%3Fboard%3D1+ilx+new+answers&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=2

― M Grout (Mark Grout), Friday, 1 September 2006 09:10 (eighteen years ago) link

It really IS back! hooray!

― StanM (StanM), Friday, 1 September 2006 09:19 (eighteen years ago) link

Good old line 127

― beanz-ii (beanz), Friday, 1 September 2006 09:23 (eighteen years ago) link

Stan, you BASTA(A)RD!

I clicked like the sad loser I am. :-((((

― stevie nixed (stevienixed), Friday, 1 September 2006 10:37 (eighteen years ago) link

awww...remember when people looked like something in august 2006

― katarina (katarina), Friday, 1 September 2006 11:49 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm sure someone will announce here when it's back so don't keep checking. it's more than a poxy fule this tim.e

― Ms Misery (MsMisery), Friday, 1 September 2006 11:52 (eighteen years ago) link

Here's what I know:
1. The database is completely knackered, and won't start up. ILX won't be back until it's fixed.
2. Andrew is trying to fix it, but is also massively busy. A server restart might do the trick, but that can't be done until Monday
3. Nobody with the heavy mySQL-fu has stepped up to fix it.
4. Here we are!

― stet (stet), Friday, 1 September 2006 11:54 (eighteen years ago) link

A poxy clusterfuck.

Maybe ILX should put an ad on craigslist.

Needed: 1 heavy-hitting MySQL db admin to fix ailing server. In return you will receive loads of snark and an advance copy of the Joanna Newsom album.

― Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Friday, 1 September 2006 12:00 (eighteen years ago) link

Sorry, Nathalie... ^_^

― StanM (StanM), Friday, 1 September 2006 13:06 (eighteen years ago) link

Well, Stan my man, I won't accept your apologies! NO EFFING WAY!

;-)

― stevie nixed (stevienixed), Friday, 1 September 2006 13:41 (eighteen years ago) link

It's like Ballard's Concrete Island. Give us long enough and we won't WANT to go back to old-ILx.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 1 September 2006 13:51 (eighteen years ago) link

i already like this place better!

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Friday, 1 September 2006 14:00 (eighteen years ago) link

i dont know. manually scrolling to my unread answers is a lot of work!

― katarina (katarina), Friday, 1 September 2006 14:07 (eighteen years ago) link

I get there automatically! Hmm.

― beanz-ii (beanz), Friday, 1 September 2006 14:10 (eighteen years ago) link

!! do you get the 'Unread Answers' thing. i get nothing.

― katarina (katarina), Friday, 1 September 2006 14:15 (eighteen years ago) link

wait, it might be my settings

― katarina (katarina), Friday, 1 September 2006 14:17 (eighteen years ago) link

did you check it on your preferences?

If we start using this board too much though it's going to break too.

― Ms Misery (MsMisery), Friday, 1 September 2006 14:17 (eighteen years ago) link

In the New Answers page I don't get the number of unread messages, but in a thread it takes me straight to unread messages if there are any. Is it a cookies thing or a setting or something?

xpost I can't remember, I'll look

― beanz-ii (beanz), Friday, 1 September 2006 14:18 (eighteen years ago) link

Yes - but we're supposed to test it innit?

― beanz-ii (beanz), Friday, 1 September 2006 14:19 (eighteen years ago) link

This board should have a policy of deleting everything that hasn't been posted to in a week.

― nu_onimo (nu_onimo), Friday, 1 September 2006 14:20 (eighteen years ago) link

That's my Pick of The Pops thread had it, then... :-(

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 1 September 2006 14:23 (eighteen years ago) link

Just keep reviving it.

― nu_onimo (nu_onimo), Friday, 1 September 2006 14:24 (eighteen years ago) link

This is the noughties we can't go thinking about things for weeks on end!

― nu_onimo (nu_onimo), Friday, 1 September 2006 14:24 (eighteen years ago) link

gnu_onimo otm

― Ruud Haarvest (KenL), Friday, 1 September 2006 14:25 (eighteen years ago) link

ok unread answers is working for SOME thread but not others for me.

it was my settings/prefs, btw

― katarina (katarina), Friday, 1 September 2006 14:40 (eighteen years ago) link

It'll take a while to build the cache if you've just changed the setting.

― stet (stet), Friday, 1 September 2006 14:40 (eighteen years ago) link

WHY!?!?!

j/k

― katarina (katarina), Friday, 1 September 2006 14:41 (eighteen years ago) link

I tried to change that setting, it just replied "email address already in use"

OF COURSE IT IS, IT'S ME!!!

― M Grout (Mark Grout), Friday, 1 September 2006 14:46 (eighteen years ago) link

Is this the right thread for reporting nu-code idiosyncracies? I've not really looked around properly.

― beanz-ii (beanz), Friday, 1 September 2006 14:47 (eighteen years ago) link

nucode as run here is pretty much identical to old code, with some patches and things to spot image spam or CSS. the new stuff's still being worked on

― stet (stet), Friday, 1 September 2006 14:54 (eighteen years ago) link

OK. Is that why i for images doesn't work?

― beanz-ii (beanz), Friday, 1 September 2006 14:56 (eighteen years ago) link

no, I dunno why that's bust. I'll check tonight

― stet (stet), Friday, 1 September 2006 15:03 (eighteen years ago) link

Is katarina = sunny successor?

― I Am Curious (George) (Slight Return) (Rock Hardy), Friday, 1 September 2006 15:04 (eighteen years ago) link

She is on the other board, so yes, probably.

― StanM (StanM), Friday, 1 September 2006 15:14 (eighteen years ago) link

different spelling, no?

― Ruud Haarvest (KenL), Friday, 1 September 2006 15:19 (eighteen years ago) link

She's katarina on MySpace.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 1 September 2006 15:28 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh yeah, and the eemail is consistent too.

― Ruud Haarvest (KenL), Friday, 1 September 2006 15:31 (eighteen years ago) link

JAYMC, you know too much

RH, YES.

― katarina (katarina), Friday, 1 September 2006 15:32 (eighteen years ago) link

oh, also, JAYMC, theres a thread waiting for you at the fake matador bulletin board. i dont know why.

― katarina (katarina), Friday, 1 September 2006 15:32 (eighteen years ago) link

better?

― sunny successor (katarina), Friday, 1 September 2006 15:33 (eighteen years ago) link

i want ilx back. i actually spent more than five minutes looking at pitchfork the other day-- fucking weird.

― trees (trees), Friday, 1 September 2006 15:43 (eighteen years ago) link

I didn't say to change it! Don't ever change for me, you're fabulous, love ya babe! (xpost)

― I Am Curious (George) (Slight Return) (Rock Hardy), Friday, 1 September 2006 15:46 (eighteen years ago) link

anything for mississippi

― sunny successor (katarina), Friday, 1 September 2006 16:15 (eighteen years ago) link

I can't believe that ILX is kaput. Why didn't we foresee
this??
There's gotta be a better way. Why didn't we vote on an
emergency recieving area in case of the apocalypse?
WHY?? Where do we go from here??? Oh the ANGST!!

― squirrel_police, Friday, 1 September 2006 23:51 (eighteen years ago) link

It was all a big plan to avoid you. Didn't work.

― nu_onimo (nu_onimo), Saturday, 2 September 2006 00:09 (eighteen years ago) link

kiss my ass.

― skwirl plise, Saturday, 2 September 2006 00:11 (eighteen years ago) link

I volunteer to be the guy with the garbage can full of Heineken.

― Pains, Saturday, 2 September 2006 01:07 (eighteen years ago) link

damn. i guess this pretty well quashes my vancouver visit fap thread. if anyone has huck's email address or if anyone else who saw that thread gets here, drop me a line before next weekend. pleaseandthanks. ok. ok.

― Kim (Kim), Saturday, 2 September 2006 01:14 (eighteen years ago) link

Andrew posted this on the Google code group, so there's only a little tunnel to go before the light or something.

Date: Sat, Sep 2 2006 9:07 am

Have rebooted the machine, repaired all tables, and am now just testing
the thing whilst setting up the slave replication before going live
again.

― StanM (StanM), Saturday, 2 September 2006 09:47 (eighteen years ago) link

Andrew rules, by the way.

― StanM (StanM), Saturday, 2 September 2006 09:53 (eighteen years ago) link

Now I'm getting this message: ILX is currently down. It is not dead, but we are having server issues. It will be back soon. Sorry!

Much more reassuring than dead, empty "Operation timed out while trying to contact..."

― jaq (jaq), Saturday, 2 September 2006 13:11 (eighteen years ago) link

it seems to be UP!

― stevie (stevie2), Saturday, 2 September 2006 13:24 (eighteen years ago) link

aw, andrew

― tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 2 September 2006 13:25 (eighteen years ago) link

OLD AND BUSTED ILXOR is already totally inferior to the New ILX Sandbox.

I mean, this place has an Aja/Dante board!

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ IN THA HIZZOUSE, Saturday, 2 September 2006 13:39 (eighteen years ago) link

Hmm...it is up, but new answers is still fuXored.

― gooblar (g00blar), Saturday, 2 September 2006 14:32 (eighteen years ago) link

Can I reiterate plea to not use the search function, search via Google if you must.

Or is that fixed now too?

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Saturday, 2 September 2006 15:59 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm getting...

The board is merely undergoing some maintenance. Back in less than an hour.

...which is nice and reassuring.

― Ned Trifle, Saturday, 2 September 2006 20:42 (eighteen years ago) link

All new answers pages are broken again :(

Problem loading page:
Temporary Table Creation Failed (Table 'natemp' already exists)
If you think this might mean a problem with the server, Contact the administrator.

― StanM (StanM), Sunday, 3 September 2006 10:50 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh, it's back already. Weird.

― StanM (StanM), Sunday, 3 September 2006 10:54 (eighteen years ago) link

It's done that for me a couple of times, but comes straight back if you refresh the page.

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Sunday, 3 September 2006 13:42 (eighteen years ago) link

Seems like an improvement.

― Ruud Haarvest (KenL), Sunday, 3 September 2006 14:53 (eighteen years ago) link

Is it working now for pps? I can't get any reply

― stet (stet), Sunday, 3 September 2006 16:59 (eighteen years ago) link

Nope, "problem loading page"

― StanM (StanM), Sunday, 3 September 2006 17:01 (eighteen years ago) link

and now Poxy Fule Agane.

― StanM (StanM), Sunday, 3 September 2006 17:17 (eighteen years ago) link

SIC TRANSIT GLORIA POXI

― Venom 18, the autistic spy (flezaffe), Sunday, 3 September 2006 17:20 (eighteen years ago) link

Yes, poxy fule just as Agassi-Becker and Nalbandian-Safin reach their climax and I feel like bantering with the tennis contingent about it. I'd like to think we could stop Becker serving it out with our collective will.

― Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Sunday, 3 September 2006 17:28 (eighteen years ago) link

and the old man steps off the stage

― nuneb (nuneb), Sunday, 3 September 2006 17:39 (eighteen years ago) link

:-(

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Sunday, 3 September 2006 17:48 (eighteen years ago) link

Losing to nu-Boris - what a rotten way to go. Still, better this than "passing on the torch" to Roddick in r4 - that would truly make me hurl.

Safin edges Bandy in a 5th-set t/b...

― Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Sunday, 3 September 2006 18:04 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm not even getting poxy-fuled or anything now, I'm just getting server not found.

I like to think ILX is saddened at the end of Agassi's career, but I just suspect someone's fannying about with the search function again.

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Sunday, 3 September 2006 18:32 (eighteen years ago) link

i would be in total agreement re Roddick if i didn't have tickets for tomorrow night. i'm thankful for having seen the Pavel match though.

― nuneb (nuneb), Sunday, 3 September 2006 18:39 (eighteen years ago) link

do you guys watching overseas get to see the 'I Feel Pretty' commercial?

― nuneb (nuneb), Sunday, 3 September 2006 18:39 (eighteen years ago) link

It's half working (half the time you get the New Answers, the other half it's poxy fule, but this time the error is on line 133)

― StanM (StanM), Sunday, 3 September 2006 19:30 (eighteen years ago) link

OKAY I DONT GIVE A SHIT IF THIS DOES NOT BELONG ON THIS THREAD. It's my thread so I can do whatever I want with it. So I'm gonna post the reply I was going to do on that Blondie thread over on ILX.WH3RD.NET

Since when were Blondie POST-punk?

Ever since she was able to de/inflate her breasts at random.

Some of these pics make me wish I had never had an internet connection. As much as I love Debbie, the ones in which she's grooving with a guy in pink shorts is just so wrong. Her outfit is just... fugly.

THERE. :-P

― stevie nixed (stevienixed), Sunday, 3 September 2006 19:33 (eighteen years ago) link

Hey, Stan, have you ever been to Soulfood in Ghent? It's GR34T!

― stevie nixed (stevienixed), Sunday, 3 September 2006 19:34 (eighteen years ago) link

No, I haven't, where/what is it?

― StanM (StanM), Sunday, 3 September 2006 19:36 (eighteen years ago) link

Shit, I can't remember. :-( I'll ask my cousin. She knows.

― stevie nixed (stevienixed), Sunday, 3 September 2006 19:52 (eighteen years ago) link

You don't even remember what it is either? Must be pretty amazing then! :-)

― StanM (StanM), Sunday, 3 September 2006 19:56 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh shit, a cellar bar. The music was playing too loud and on crap speakers, but apart from that it was pretty cosy.

― stevie nixed (stevienixed), Sunday, 3 September 2006 19:57 (eighteen years ago) link

poxy grahhh

― graahh, Sunday, 3 September 2006 20:30 (eighteen years ago) link

Cool, I like cellar bars! Thanks, I'll check it out (I think it's near the vrijdagsmarkt) !

― StanM (StanM), Sunday, 3 September 2006 20:30 (eighteen years ago) link

Roddick-Verdasco into a 5th set! Murray bounces back from 2-1 down to lead with a double-break in the decider vs Gonzalez!

(I like how this has become the thread for conversations on threads not worth restarting in the sandbox).

― Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Sunday, 3 September 2006 20:43 (eighteen years ago) link

Cellar bar, the most beautiful phrase of the English language

― JTS (JTS), Sunday, 3 September 2006 21:16 (eighteen years ago) link

Free bar, the most beautiful phrase of the English language

― stet (stet), Sunday, 3 September 2006 21:33 (eighteen years ago) link

transcript of Agassi's press conference

― nuneb (nuneb), Monday, 4 September 2006 00:17 (eighteen years ago) link

poxy pxy pyx

fuck

― trees (trees), Monday, 4 September 2006 01:47 (eighteen years ago) link

foxy puck

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Monday, 4 September 2006 02:01 (eighteen years ago) link

Hey, I finally found you all.

― I'm down for runnin' up on them crackers in the city hall... (papa november), Monday, 4 September 2006 03:13 (eighteen years ago) link

ilXor.com

Problem loading page:
Board Database Failure
If you think this might mean a problem with the server, Contact the administrator.

I do, but I'm not going to do that.

― Alba (Alba), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 22:25 (eighteen years ago) link

Admin Database Search Failed

― Alba (Alba), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 22:26 (eighteen years ago) link

Cache Load Failed

The holy trinity.

― Alba (Alba), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 22:26 (eighteen years ago) link

It's actually kind of exciting, following this thing minute to minute, watching the board lumber in and out of death in slow motion technicolor.

― skwirl polise, Tuesday, 5 September 2006 22:29 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm getting into ILX OK, but I'm getting timed out and "cannot find server" when I try to post.

― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 22:36 (eighteen years ago) link

load increased by stoners, board rests a while

― fandango, Tuesday, 5 September 2006 22:47 (eighteen years ago) link

irritating

― awefawef, Tuesday, 5 September 2006 22:49 (eighteen years ago) link

you people need to get outside.

― thermo, Tuesday, 5 September 2006 23:33 (eighteen years ago) link

Board Database Failure
! That means it can't even open the list of boards.

― stet (stet), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 23:55 (eighteen years ago) link

Although Andrew was going to have a look at the admin table tonight, so it could be that.

― stet (stet), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 23:56 (eighteen years ago) link

(Alba: look! wrong times here too, heh)

― stet (stet), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 23:57 (eighteen years ago) link

you people need to get outside.

YOU go, I can't be bothered. Its RAINING out there mang!

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 23:59 (eighteen years ago) link

oh baby here we go again

― jergins (jergins), Thursday, 7 September 2006 20:10 (eighteen years ago) link

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