they are discussing favourite comedy scenes.
can you guess at it -- the one where del boy FALLS THROUGH THE THING is winning. also the chandelier bit.
― temporary enrique (temporary enrique), Thursday, 21 December 2006 15:54 (seventeen years ago) link
― sede vacante (blueski), Thursday, 21 December 2006 15:57 (seventeen years ago) link
Only other comedy I am looking forward to over Christmas = Still Game.
― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Thursday, 21 December 2006 15:59 (seventeen years ago) link
nuclear holocaust in nine seconds
― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 21 December 2006 16:00 (seventeen years ago) link
― much_aldo_about_nothing (much_aldo_about_nothing), Thursday, 21 December 2006 16:02 (seventeen years ago) link
― piscesboy (piscesboy), Thursday, 21 December 2006 16:02 (seventeen years ago) link
paedo-free 'thick of it'!!!!
― temporary enrique (temporary enrique), Thursday, 21 December 2006 16:03 (seventeen years ago) link
In Scotland we'll have Only An Excuse? to "look forward to" on Hogmanay.
― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 21 December 2006 16:04 (seventeen years ago) link
― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 21 December 2006 16:05 (seventeen years ago) link
― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 21 December 2006 16:08 (seventeen years ago) link
Harry Hill's TV Burp - a clips programme which won two British Comedy Awards last week - is also one of his recommendations.
He calls it "a hugely funny, inventive, mad, absurd show" which "completely undercuts all of television's pomp and grandeur".
And Mr Tough concedes that while he was not a fan of the comic at first, the show is "one of the funniest on TV".
"I can't wait to see his take on the festive TV offerings," he adds.
― temporary enrique (temporary enrique), Thursday, 21 December 2006 16:10 (seventeen years ago) link
Still Game >>>>>>>>>>>>> Chewing The Fat
― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Thursday, 21 December 2006 16:10 (seventeen years ago) link
― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 21 December 2006 16:18 (seventeen years ago) link
― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Thursday, 21 December 2006 16:44 (seventeen years ago) link
― Tiki Theater Xymposium (Tiki Theater Xymposium), Thursday, 21 December 2006 21:41 (seventeen years ago) link
When does Chris Morris return? Gnarrrgh...
― I am the best lyrocost since Dylan (Scourage), Thursday, 21 December 2006 21:46 (seventeen years ago) link
― sede vacante (blueski), Thursday, 21 December 2006 21:55 (seventeen years ago) link
Pulling's had some okay reviews, anyone seen it?
― Chap (chap), Thursday, 21 December 2006 22:33 (seventeen years ago) link
― sede vacante (blueski), Thursday, 21 December 2006 22:43 (seventeen years ago) link
― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Thursday, 21 December 2006 22:59 (seventeen years ago) link
'screen burn' was fucking aces.
i really am looking fwd to TV Burp and fuck everything else
y'all didn't see that 'the thick of it' is on?
― temporary enrique (temporary enrique), Friday, 22 December 2006 08:51 (seventeen years ago) link
― sede vacante (blueski), Friday, 22 December 2006 09:56 (seventeen years ago) link
probably get repeated. also there are TWO!
― temporary enrique (temporary enrique), Friday, 22 December 2006 10:05 (seventeen years ago) link
Saturday 23 December10:10pm - 10:40pmBBC4 Charlie Brooker's Screen Wipe: Xmas Special Sunday 31 December11:50pm - 12:20amBBC4 Charlie Brooker's Screen Wipe: Review Monday 01 January1:35am - 2:05amBBC4 Charlie Brooker's Screen Wipe: Review
― temporary enrique (temporary enrique), Friday, 22 December 2006 10:06 (seventeen years ago) link
― temporary enrique (temporary enrique), Friday, 22 December 2006 10:14 (seventeen years ago) link
― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Friday, 22 December 2006 10:24 (seventeen years ago) link
i think it will be rubbish (but i loved last year's)
― sede vacante (blueski), Friday, 22 December 2006 10:34 (seventeen years ago) link
― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Friday, 22 December 2006 10:36 (seventeen years ago) link
― temporary enrique (temporary enrique), Friday, 22 December 2006 10:36 (seventeen years ago) link
― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Friday, 22 December 2006 10:41 (seventeen years ago) link
― temporary enrique (temporary enrique), Friday, 22 December 2006 10:45 (seventeen years ago) link
The Polish guy on it last week had me in stitches.
They're having a meal at the girls' house and the bloke who used to be the doctor in 'enders is making polite conversation about how the Pole shares a tiny room with his brother and his cousins and "hot beds" with his cousin as they work alternate shifts.
"It must be nice having all your family around you...""You think I like living like a FUCKING CHICKEN?"
Perfectly delivered.
'Enders guy then tries to worm his way out of it resulting in the Pole going "Oh that's okay then, I thought for a second you were being a FUCKING PRICK!"
― Onimo has his finger in the stink (nu_onimo), Friday, 22 December 2006 10:46 (seventeen years ago) link
― Onimo has his finger in the stink (nu_onimo), Friday, 22 December 2006 10:47 (seventeen years ago) link
― acrobat (acrobat), Friday, 22 December 2006 12:02 (seventeen years ago) link
― Onimo has his finger in the stink (nu_onimo), Friday, 22 December 2006 12:05 (seventeen years ago) link
― Onimo has his finger in the stink (nu_onimo), Friday, 22 December 2006 12:06 (seventeen years ago) link
― acrobat (acrobat), Friday, 22 December 2006 12:09 (seventeen years ago) link
― temporary enrique (temporary enrique), Friday, 22 December 2006 12:11 (seventeen years ago) link
Not (intentional or full-on) comedy, but will those of you disappointed with Torchwood be tuning into Prim3v4l on ITV in the new year? Just got it in at work; first scene appears to involve dinosaur on rampage outside a branch of Asda. Cor!
― Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Friday, 22 December 2006 13:04 (seventeen years ago) link
― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Friday, 22 December 2006 13:09 (seventeen years ago) link
― acrobat (acrobat), Friday, 22 December 2006 13:16 (seventeen years ago) link
agreed. i love the fact that its not one 30 minute plot stretched out over 90 minutes, but around four or five 30 minute plots squeezed into 90 minutes. it keeps giving. was this the last father ted before his heart attack?
― stevie (stevie2), Friday, 22 December 2006 15:32 (seventeen years ago) link
― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Friday, 22 December 2006 15:33 (seventeen years ago) link
― acrobat (acrobat), Friday, 22 December 2006 15:36 (seventeen years ago) link
― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Friday, 22 December 2006 15:37 (seventeen years ago) link
― sede vacante (blueski), Friday, 22 December 2006 15:43 (seventeen years ago) link
― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Friday, 22 December 2006 15:44 (seventeen years ago) link
― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Friday, 22 December 2006 15:46 (seventeen years ago) link
― acrobat (acrobat), Friday, 22 December 2006 15:47 (seventeen years ago) link
― stevie (stevie2), Friday, 22 December 2006 15:48 (seventeen years ago) link
― stevie (stevie2), Friday, 22 December 2006 15:49 (seventeen years ago) link
― acrobat (acrobat), Friday, 22 December 2006 15:49 (seventeen years ago) link
― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Friday, 22 December 2006 15:51 (seventeen years ago) link
― sede vacante (blueski), Friday, 22 December 2006 15:53 (seventeen years ago) link
― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Friday, 22 December 2006 15:55 (seventeen years ago) link
― stevie (stevie2), Friday, 22 December 2006 15:56 (seventeen years ago) link
Or the episode in series one where Fisher Stevens comes right out and says it, accusing their big coffee cups of basically having nipples on them, and all.
My little brother has a teeny, tiny part in the Father Ted Christmas Special, so we got to go to the recording, and to the party afterwards. I have photos of me and Kevin McKidd, and me and Ardal. It was the best Christmas party ever.
― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Friday, 22 December 2006 16:01 (seventeen years ago) link
We don't have a "TEMP NORWEGIAN COMEDY THREAD" so I posted it here.
― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Friday, 22 December 2006 22:12 (seventeen years ago) link
― and what (ooo), Friday, 22 December 2006 23:20 (seventeen years ago) link
― I am the best lyrocost since Dylan (Scourage), Friday, 22 December 2006 23:29 (seventeen years ago) link
This to me is the weirdest comedy act of all time - I mean, I like almost everything, shamelessly, and I have never figured out what this guy is doing with his comedy. Meaning I don't even get the jokes, or what he's parodying, or what he's even doing. From the endless Craig David gag, to Madonna farting, to the ejaculating bear, and on and on.But when I tell people I love "Darkplace," "Nathan Barley," "High Spirits," "Snuffbox," etc., they assume I also love Avid Merrion/Leigh Francis/The Bear. What is wrong with me?
― Tiki Theater Xymposium (Tiki Theater Xymposium), Friday, 22 December 2006 23:39 (seventeen years ago) link
lol
― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Friday, 22 December 2006 23:44 (seventeen years ago) link
― Tiki Theater Xymposium (Tiki Theater Xymposium), Saturday, 23 December 2006 05:28 (seventeen years ago) link
I got home pissed from the pub last night and found the Bo Selecta Christmas song on the telly. It's the first (and hopefully last) time I've ever seen or heard it. It was horrible.
― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Saturday, 23 December 2006 10:14 (seventeen years ago) link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jt71SoRcMTU
― Frogm@n henry (Frogm@n henry), Saturday, 23 December 2006 10:19 (seventeen years ago) link
― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Saturday, 23 December 2006 12:50 (seventeen years ago) link
Worse than the Fat Les one?
― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Saturday, 23 December 2006 15:05 (seventeen years ago) link
you have to wonder just how bad this actually was for even ITV to pass
― sede vacante (blueski), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 21:42 (seventeen years ago) link
d walliams vs b george on Big Fat Quiz of the Year was similary uncomfortable. enjoyed it in a turn of cookd n bombd part of brain, bit of a sausage-fest, cat deely didn't do much. i wonder if they'll have josie long nex year.
― acrobat (acrobat), Thursday, 28 December 2006 01:17 (seventeen years ago) link
― stevie (stevie2), Thursday, 28 December 2006 12:46 (seventeen years ago) link
― stevie (stevie2), Thursday, 28 December 2006 12:48 (seventeen years ago) link
― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Thursday, 28 December 2006 12:48 (seventeen years ago) link
― acrobat (acrobat), Thursday, 28 December 2006 15:47 (seventeen years ago) link
― acrobat (acrobat), Thursday, 28 December 2006 16:24 (seventeen years ago) link
(and then the UK returns the favor for like everything USian ever, right.)
― GAWD PVNCH (yournullfame), Saturday, 30 December 2006 12:09 (seventeen years ago) link
― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Saturday, 30 December 2006 12:13 (seventeen years ago) link
i think they just had a series called 'bo in the usa' where presumably the team went to the usa.
― temporary enrique (temporary enrique), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 14:22 (seventeen years ago) link
― temporary enrique (temporary enrique), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 09:24 (seventeen years ago) link
― Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 10:07 (seventeen years ago) link
Highlight: The kids got a karaoke video camera unit thingy, we plugged it in and they did passable versions of "HotHotHot" and "YMCA".
Amber took the mic for "Girlfriend" by N-Sync. I didn't know the song, let alone Amber, but she read the lyrics in a flat loud monotone in pure classic Drimble Wedge and the Vegetations style (See: Peter Cook in Bedazzled) but much much better lyrics for it..
"He does not love you.He will never love you.."
(we were all crying but thankfully Amber did't notice or wasn;t bothered)
-- M Grout (mark.grou...), January 2nd, 2007 10:22 AM. (later)
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Particularly this bit:In the middle of the night Is he gonna be by your side? Or will he run and hide? You don't know cause things ain't clear And baby when you cry Is he gonna stand by your side? Does the man even know you're alive?
Leonard Cohen, eat your heart out!
-- M Grout (mark.grou...), January 2nd, 2007 10:24 AM. (later)
OK, so it wasn't actually a broadcast! Technicalities...
― M Grout (Mark Grout), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 10:10 (seventeen years ago) link
― temporary enrique (temporary enrique), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 10:14 (seventeen years ago) link
― Chuck_Tatum (Chuck_Tatum), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 10:40 (seventeen years ago) link
Wednesday January 3, 2007The Guardian
With Borat the highest-grossing adult-rated film in the US for 2006, the writing team of Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant booming with a second series of Extras, and Little Britain still riding high, it's clear that the comedy of shock, bad taste and outrage shows no sign of disappearing. But reading about these shows in print and online, they are often described in a way that makes me, for one, feel as if I have been watching different material from everyone else.For many viewers and critics, Borat, Little Britain and The Office and Extras represent blows against the monstrous, and perhaps largely imagined, regiment of politically correct thinkers, who impinge upon our basic freedoms on a daily basis. "Little Britain makes no apologies for being highly offensive and preying on the sensitivities of even the slightest politically correct sensibilities, which in an ever more sanitised society should be applauded," writes Michael Byrne, of Time Out Dubai, where society is considerably more sanitised than it is here. "Borat raises an index finger to political correctness and all its exponents," claims Mail on Sunday reader Colin Veitch online, who obviously feels that were Borat to raise his middle finger, the finger traditionally used for giving offence, he may have been overstating his case. Meanwhile, an Extras fan site lauds "Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant's mockery of political correctness".
I'm 38, and old enough to remember comedy, and life in general, before political correctness. At secondary school in the Midlands in the early 80s, our maths teacher, who was a genuinely nice man, would routinely refer to the one Asian boy in our class as "the Black Spot", fondly imagining that this was in some way inclusive, like some pocket calculator-wielding version of David Brent™. And the idea of a comic performer like Little Britain's Matt Lucas being openly gay - let alone having photographs of his civil ceremony splashed across the tabloids - would have been unimaginable, however camp his on-stage persona.There's a vast difference between the casual, inadvertent offence prevalent in my childhood and the choices made today by performers and writers of my generation, operating in a post-PC world, where they are aware of the power and meaning of the taboos they choose to break. Linguistic theorists who define the terminology of political correctness suggest that grammatical choices made in language influence both the speaker's and the listener's ideas and actions. This would seem to be common sense, so it would be churlish to argue against the idea of attempting to ensure basic levels of politeness and consideration in official, public discourse.
I am a great fan of political correctness, even though, as one of the writers of Jerry Springer the Opera, I was routinely praised for apparently attacking it, and feel that any indignities we suffer from PC's overzealous policing are a small price to pay for all that it has achieved. Is anyone apart from Robertson's jam really inconvenienced by the extinction of the golliwog?
So why, then, do some sections of the viewing public insist on seeing attacks on PC where there perhaps are none?
Stephen Merchant, co-writer of The Office and Extras with Ricky Gervais, says: "We're endlessly cited as being non-PC, and yet we sit and agonise for ages over what we put into the scripts, and over whether our choices can be defended, both morally and intellectually," he says. "We may push things, but we're always motivated by satirical imperatives." But the duo's scripts do use non-PC language? "Yes," explains Merchant, clearly slotting back into a tramline he has had to follow many times before. "But we deal in taboos and hot areas by appearing to approach them from a non-PC standpoint, but as soon as you even introduce topics that PC has declared off limits, people assume you are trying to be dangerous and politically incorrect. Often we're all unsure of what to say, for example, in the company of someone who is disabled. These are areas ripe for comedy because of social anxiety, not because the subject itself is intrinsically funny. A joke about race, and about how we react to race, is not necessarily a racist joke. That is fundamental. Political correctness has made the world better for those who might otherwise have been unfairly marginalised, but there is the problem of the idea that you cannot discuss different areas for fear of being politically incorrect."
Peter Baynham is one of the unsung heroes of British comedy over the past two decades - he wrote the famous "Michael Heseltine Is Dead" bit for Chris Morris's radio show, and helped sculpt Patrick Marber's Alan Partridge character from its chatshow incarnation into its fully realised sitcom version. But it is as one of the co-writers of Sacha Baron-Cohen's Borat movie that he has finally won a British Comedy Award, the industry's least valuable honour, and earned enough money to buy David Hasselhoff's hair from him and wear it as if it were his own. So what does he think of the attacks on the Borat film? According to Simon Dillon, of the Christian film review website The Greatest Trick, "Borat is a monstrous creation designed to fly in the face of every politically correct notion you can possibly think of, yet despite being misogynistic, homophobic, anti-semitic, and worse, Borat has proved hugely popular, possibly because people are sick and tired of politically correct comedy (surely a contradiction in terms in any case)."
Baynham is philosophical about the way Borat has occasionally been received. "It's weird to see the film seized upon by people who hate political correctness, and think it's a bad thing, when PC was clearly just an understandable reaction to 70s racist awfulness," he says, on a rare trip home from Los Angeles to the native land he now scorns. "In my own pretentious, terrible opinion, which may not be shared by the other writers, the Borat movie is not anti-PC at all. When Borat says a black politician has a 'genuine chocolate face' he is a) clearly an idiot and b) from a naive, fictionalised foreign culture. But it's also a good thing to do because that bit absolutely wouldn't have been funny 25 years ago, precisely because that sort of thing was more openly said by people. It's a little kick, a little reminder, of why we don't say those things, and it's weird when you read people saying it was deliberately offensive. The laugh is a laugh of 'Oh my God, you can't say that!' People are laughing with shock, because we've reminded them of why it's wrong to say that black people have chocolate faces." At this point, Baynham seems to be approaching something profound and timeless about comedy, that stretches beyond petty concerns about political correctness.
At the end of September last year, I was lucky enough to attend the St Geronimo feast-day celebrations at Taos Pueblo, New Mexico, while helping out on a Radio 4 documentary about clowns. For a long time I had fondly imagined that the clowns of the Pueblo Indians, who take over the village for the afternoon on the second day of the festival, might be a key to understanding, on some essential level, what comedy is, and what comedy is for. I had seen a re-creation of the medieval fools' day five years ago near Béziers in Languedoc, when the bouffonnades, a clown troupe which was traditionally assembled from the village's mentally and physically handicapped outcasts, were given free rein to mock the citizenry, but research suggested the Pueblo clowns seemed to have a more pronounced philosophical dimension.
Just after lunch, 10 figures appeared, silhouetted against the blue sky on the roof of a stack of brown adobe buildings. They were naked but for loincloths, their bodies painted in rings of concentric black and white stripes, their hair decorated with jagged stalks of corn. After a while, the clowns made their way down into the plaza, where they ran between the houses, intimidating and entertaining, overturning every social norm at hand, and reshaping the rules of Pueblo life. Food was stolen from stallholders and redistributed. We were shouted at, shoved and shocked. Our drinks were flung on the floor. We followed the clowns into the chief's house, where an absurd Indian dance was performed at the dinner table for the benefit of his white guests. Back outside, Pueblo women were made to wear different-sized shoes, so they struggled and stumbled as they walked; young men were clad in dresses and forced to skip. And when confronted with someone in a wheelchair, or a mentally handicapped onlooker, the clowns would fall before them on their knees in worship.
Despite our BBC credentials, Native American commentators were reluctant to explain the theory behind any of this practice in detail, partly because, when the white settlers moved into the American south-west, one of the first things their delicate sensibilities required them to suppress were the Pueblo clown ceremonials, but gentle pressure revealed the suggestion of a social, maybe even moral, purpose at work. By reversing the norms and breaking the taboos, the clowns show us what we have to lose, and what we might also stand to gain, if we step outside the restrictions of social convention and polite everyday discourse.
This core idea holds whether it is played out up close in the plaza of a New Mexican pueblo, or miles away by the tiny dots of television stars on the stage of a vast arena. Comedy is about funny faces, and funny noises, and silly words and stupid fun, but it's also about this more profound idea. To say that the taboo-busting antics of current favourites like Borat or Extras are somehow bound up explicitly in contemporary cultural negotiations with the ephemeral, late-20th-century notion of political correctness is to miss the point on a massive scale. This stuff is justified, ancient and righteous. It is not there to be appropriated by Daily Mail editorials as evidence of mass disillusionment with the soft left, nor by disgusted liberals as examples of society's collapsing values. It's comedy, the noblest of all the arts, and it goes way back.
― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 12:59 (seventeen years ago) link
you wouldn't let it lie!
― temporary enrique (temporary enrique), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 14:03 (seventeen years ago) link
― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 14:17 (seventeen years ago) link
― acrobat (acrobat), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 14:33 (seventeen years ago) link
― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 14:35 (seventeen years ago) link
― temporary enrique (temporary enrique), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 14:36 (seventeen years ago) link
― Onimo drank ALL the wine! (nu_onimo), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 14:38 (seventeen years ago) link
This is kind of stunning.
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 14:40 (seventeen years ago) link
― acrobat (acrobat), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 14:40 (seventeen years ago) link
As for the gags quoted above, where is R.G. doing them? Is it cuz he's not playing a Funny Little Foreign Man that he's getting more grief than S.B. Cohen? or do they come off as more artless?
― Dr M (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 14:42 (seventeen years ago) link
― Onimo drank ALL the wine! (nu_onimo), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 14:43 (seventeen years ago) link
Then again no mention was made in the programme about Hill's sidesplitting "THERAPIST/THE RAPIST" sketch.
― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 14:45 (seventeen years ago) link
in 'extras' he has basically returned to hte old shtick but with a larry david mask wonily secured to his mug.
xpost
― temporary enrique (temporary enrique), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 14:45 (seventeen years ago) link
― M Grout (Mark Grout), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 14:48 (seventeen years ago) link
― temporary enrique (temporary enrique), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 14:49 (seventeen years ago) link
― acrobat (acrobat), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 14:50 (seventeen years ago) link
― Pat Robertson Mescalin (Modal Fugue), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 14:50 (seventeen years ago) link
― Dr M (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 14:53 (seventeen years ago) link
― acrobat (acrobat), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 14:54 (seventeen years ago) link
― temporary enrique (temporary enrique), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 14:56 (seventeen years ago) link
― Pat Robertson Mescalin (Modal Fugue), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 14:59 (seventeen years ago) link
Acrobat OTM about his self-aggrandizement. I've never quite worked out where Ricky Gervais ends and his characters begin. He's quite the megalomaniac, isn't he?
― ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 15:00 (seventeen years ago) link
― Michael Annoyman (Michael Annoyman), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 15:00 (seventeen years ago) link
― temporary enrique (temporary enrique), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 15:01 (seventeen years ago) link
― Pat Robertson Mescalin (Modal Fugue), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 15:03 (seventeen years ago) link
― acrobat (acrobat), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 15:03 (seventeen years ago) link
― Michael Annoyman (Michael Annoyman), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 15:04 (seventeen years ago) link
― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 15:05 (seventeen years ago) link
― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 15:07 (seventeen years ago) link
Ricky Gervais: I think Schindler's List is a fantastic film. And I didn't watch it at the cinema actually. I got it out on video, about a year later - by mistake - 'cause I'd never heard of it and I was in Blockbuster sort of late one night. I was a bit drunk, and I thought it was a porn film. No, 'cause I saw 18 certificate, top shelf. I thought, oh, black and white - dodgy home movie, German sounding - they're the best, and what swung it was that quote on the back from Barry Norman: "Have a box of Kleenex ready". Rubbish, I used about two. (comedy pause before final line) There was a shower scene.
― Onimo drank ALL the wine! (nu_onimo), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 15:12 (seventeen years ago) link
― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 15:13 (seventeen years ago) link
― Feargal Hixxy (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 15:14 (seventeen years ago) link
― Dr M (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 15:16 (seventeen years ago) link
― M Grout (Mark Grout), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 15:16 (seventeen years ago) link
1) the norman quote *is* on the DVD of Schindler's list2) he said it about any film ever at all!
― M Grout (Mark Grout), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 15:18 (seventeen years ago) link
― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 15:19 (seventeen years ago) link
"They say you are what you eat.
That makes me a cunt"
― M Grout (Mark Grout), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 15:21 (seventeen years ago) link
― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 15:22 (seventeen years ago) link
― Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 15:23 (seventeen years ago) link
― temporary enrique (temporary enrique), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 15:23 (seventeen years ago) link
He also caused controversy in a Catholic social club in his hometown of Middlesbrough, beginning the act by pointing at a crucifix on the wall with Jesus and saying "I see you caught the bastard who nicked the video."
― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 15:23 (seventeen years ago) link
― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 15:26 (seventeen years ago) link
(I liked that last one re the video)
― M Grout (Mark Grout), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 15:26 (seventeen years ago) link
Bring Back...The Manson Family!
Irrepressible comic TV's Justin Lee Collins sets about releasing the wacky sixties slayers to see how much comedy havoc they can wreak in England's green and pleasant land! Watch and chuckle as they pop into the family home of wacky TV star Jonathan Ross!
― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 15:30 (seventeen years ago) link
"Now Karl can't be with us this evening"
― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 15:32 (seventeen years ago) link
JLC: Bloody 'ell! It's a cinema!
― M Grout (Mark Grout), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 15:34 (seventeen years ago) link
― Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 15:48 (seventeen years ago) link
― acrobat (acrobat), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 15:53 (seventeen years ago) link
"urrr..... s' a bit depressin' innnit?"
― M Grout (Mark Grout), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 15:55 (seventeen years ago) link
― temporary enrique (temporary enrique), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 12:17 (seventeen years ago) link
― Frogm@n henry (Frogm@n henry), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 12:22 (seventeen years ago) link
― resumo impetus (blueski), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 12:26 (seventeen years ago) link
i have never seen screen burn. it can't be better than tv burp.
― acrobat (acrobat), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 12:26 (seventeen years ago) link
― temporary enrique (temporary enrique), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 12:27 (seventeen years ago) link
There was one line I laughed out loud at, can't remember what it was. Never watched TV Burp (Harry Hill, innit?)
― Tom D. (Dada), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 12:28 (seventeen years ago) link
― resumo impetus (blueski), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 12:30 (seventeen years ago) link
also, too many absurd generalisations. he gets going on a subject and it's verbal diarrhea, incorrect statement after nonesical assertion.
― Frogm@n henry (Frogm@n henry), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 12:30 (seventeen years ago) link
― resumo impetus (blueski), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 12:31 (seventeen years ago) link
― Frogm@n henry (Frogm@n henry), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 12:31 (seventeen years ago) link
funny bit in ScreenWipe = Micro Live and the 'i've just bought a Z80 processor and i could be a russian spy'.
― koogs (koogs), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 12:35 (seventeen years ago) link
― temporary enrique (temporary enrique), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 12:36 (seventeen years ago) link
― acrobat (acrobat), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 12:38 (seventeen years ago) link
― Piedie Gimbel (Piedie Gimbel), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 12:39 (seventeen years ago) link
― Tom D. (Dada), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 12:40 (seventeen years ago) link
― Piedie Gimbel (Piedie Gimbel), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 12:41 (seventeen years ago) link
― temporary enrique (temporary enrique), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 12:45 (seventeen years ago) link
― Tom D. (Dada), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 12:48 (seventeen years ago) link
― Frogm@n henry (Frogm@n henry), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 12:48 (seventeen years ago) link
― acrobat (acrobat), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 12:50 (seventeen years ago) link
enjoy your stay in ilx
― temporary enrique (temporary enrique), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 12:53 (seventeen years ago) link
― Tom D. (Dada), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 12:56 (seventeen years ago) link
― It's Teatime in Buttercup Land (Maaarghk C), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 13:03 (seventeen years ago) link
― PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 13:39 (seventeen years ago) link
― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 14:27 (seventeen years ago) link
http://www.myspace.com/ballsofsteeldvd
Let's all join up to celebrate how one TV show can bring together the greatest comic minds of a generation.
― Dom Passantino (DomPassantino), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 15:58 (seventeen years ago) link
― Chap (chap), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 23:32 (seventeen years ago) link
― DavidM (DavidM), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 00:29 (seventeen years ago) link
I thought the opening scene on Skins last night (orchestra practice) was very funny, but I was too tired to watch the rest of it.
― PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 08:48 (seventeen years ago) link
― temporary enrique (temporary enrique), Thursday, 15 February 2007 10:00 (seventeen years ago) link
― acrobat (acrobat), Thursday, 15 February 2007 10:05 (seventeen years ago) link
crosspost
― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 15 February 2007 10:08 (seventeen years ago) link
― temporary enrique (temporary enrique), Thursday, 15 February 2007 10:08 (seventeen years ago) link
Brits was v. unfunny, what I saw.
― PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Thursday, 15 February 2007 10:12 (seventeen years ago) link
― White Collar Boxer (DomPassantino), Thursday, 15 February 2007 10:14 (seventeen years ago) link
crossposts
he has a weird face, too
― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 15 February 2007 10:14 (seventeen years ago) link
― acrobat (acrobat), Thursday, 15 February 2007 10:16 (seventeen years ago) link
― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 15 February 2007 10:18 (seventeen years ago) link
― acrobat (acrobat), Thursday, 15 February 2007 10:22 (seventeen years ago) link
― White Collar Boxer (DomPassantino), Thursday, 15 February 2007 10:24 (seventeen years ago) link
― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 15 February 2007 10:24 (seventeen years ago) link
― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 15 February 2007 10:25 (seventeen years ago) link
― Venga1 (Venga1), Thursday, 15 February 2007 11:01 (seventeen years ago) link
― stevie (stevie2), Thursday, 15 February 2007 12:07 (seventeen years ago) link
i blame alanis
― temporary enrique (temporary enrique), Thursday, 15 February 2007 13:27 (seventeen years ago) link
so SBCohen's Freddy Mercury biopic is going to happen?
― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 1 December 2011 21:31 (twelve years ago) link
http://twitter.com/#!/hellobuglers/status/146922611862011904
― James, Thursday, 15 December 2011 13:54 (twelve years ago) link