PIZZA V BOOBIES

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WAIT GUYS WAIT

PIZZA VS BOOBIES

-- TOM. BOT. (tombo...) (webmail), December 7th, 2006 4:42 PM. (trm) (later) (link)

MY BRAIN JUST EXPLODED

Pizza and beer> > > boobies > >Pizza without beer

-- Mr. Que (pelagi...) (webmail), December 7th, 2006 4:43 PM. (Party with me Punker) (later) (link)

LIKE, THE BOOBIES AND THE PIZZA ARE OF EQUIVALENT OBJECTIVE QUALITY, NOT LIKE A PIZZA WITH TOTALLY FRESH MOZZARELLA VS. TARA REID

-- TOM. BOT. (tombo...) (webmail), December 7th, 2006 4:44 PM. (trm) (later) (link)

pizza with fresh mozzarella and proper sauce is totally better than Tara Reid, unless she is also offering to share her drugs/alcohol then it's a toss up.

-- Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (garance8...) (webmail), December 7th, 2006 4:50 PM. (Allyzay Eisenschefter) (later) (link)

also Mr. Que's answer is pretty much wrong.

-- Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (garance8...) (webmail), December 7th, 2006 4:50 PM. (Allyzay Eisenschefter) (later) (link)

ok let's make it a test
Pizza Hut v Angelina Jolie
2 Amy's v Anne Hathaway
Domino's v Tara Reid
Vace v Elizabeth Hurley
Patsy's in NYC v Uma Thurman
FBI Cafeteria Pizza v Mary Kate Olson

-- Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (garance8...) (webmail), December 7th, 2006 4:53 PM. (Allyzay Eisenschefter) (later) (link)

The Red Baron v Paris Hilton
Tombstone v Britney Spears
Little Caesar's v Lindsay Lohan
Papa John's v Kirsten Dunst
California Pizza Kitchen v Fran Drescher
Pizza Boli v Jennifer Lopez

-- Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (garance8...) (webmail), December 7th, 2006 5:31 PM. (Allyzay Eisenschefter) (later) (link)

Homemade pizza made by an actual Italian grandmother who has worked on it all day in the kitchen and got all the ingredients fresh from her summer garden and made the mozzarella the day before with milk she got from her own personal bufala v Salma Hayek

-- Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (garance8...) (webmail), December 7th, 2006 5:33 PM. (Allyzay Eisenschefter) (later) (link)

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 8 December 2006 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

I guess we already know all about me and I don't have to post here, right?

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 8 December 2006 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

"milk she got from her own personal bufala"

― 69 (pete), Friday, 8 December 2006 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

DC69

― 69 (pete), Friday, 8 December 2006 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

Also: Salma Hayek.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 8 December 2006 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

Angelina Jolie
2 Amy's
Domino's
Elizabeth Hurley
Uma Thurman
FBI Cafeteria Pizza
The Red Baron
Tombstone
Little Caesar's
Kirsten Dunst
Fran Drescher
Pizza Boli
Salma Hayek

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 8 December 2006 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

What? NO! Have you ever heard Fran Drescher speak? Can you imagine Fran Drescher's hideous sex noises?

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 8 December 2006 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

man y'all seriously do not care about some old lady's effort in making you a pizza do you.

xpost you homo that's a fake voice, she doesn't sound like that in real life.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 8 December 2006 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

Have you ever eaten at CPK????????????????????

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 8 December 2006 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 8 December 2006 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

lol ally's banged fran drescher

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Friday, 8 December 2006 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

Well then!

(Also, actual Italian pizza = bland and boring. Salma Hayek = slammin'.)

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 8 December 2006 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

yeah fran pwns CPK

― 69 (pete), Friday, 8 December 2006 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

Pizza Hut, 2 Amy's, conflicted, Elizabeth Hurley (in Passenger Tax Fraud only), Uma Thurman, FBI Cafeteria Pizza, The Red Baron, Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Papa John's, Fran Drescher, Pizza Boli, homemade

― nuneb (nuneb), Friday, 8 December 2006 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

OHMIGODYOUAREDOINMEYEAHDOMESTATENISLANDharharharheeheeharharOHYEAHEXCELLTNOHYEAHPIZZAMANDOMEHAAAAAAAHHEEEEEEEEOHMIGODDOMETHEREOHDON'TDOMETHEREHAAAAAHAAAAHHHAAAALONGISLANDEXPRESSWAYHAAAAAAHAAAAA

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 8 December 2006 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

That Tara Reid/Domino's question is a doozy.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 8 December 2006 19:45 (nineteen years ago)

pizza hut
2 amys
tara reid
vace
uma
UH
paris
tombstone
lindlo
dunst
fran
so tough
we be makin pizza while we makin love

― 69 (pete), Friday, 8 December 2006 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

That Tara Reid/Domino's question is a doozy.

No it isn't! It's like "mild stomach virus" (Domino's) vs "disfiguring flesh-eating bacteria that smells like crusty tampons" (Tara Reid)

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 8 December 2006 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

Sorry, I meant "'disfiguring flesh-eating bacteria that smells like crusty tampons that plsmith wants to hit in the worst way' (Tara Reid)"

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 8 December 2006 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

i mean if i order from domino's, im ordering crusty tampons on the pie anyway!

― 69 (pete), Friday, 8 December 2006 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

THATS JUST HOW I ROLL DAN

― 69 (pete), Friday, 8 December 2006 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

PETE WHY YOU MAKIN LOVE TO A GRANDMA

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 8 December 2006 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

only pizza hut offers crusty tampon topping.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 8 December 2006 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

BUT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT BOOBIES ANYWAY RESPECT THE FOCUS

― 69 (pete), Friday, 8 December 2006 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

Taco Bell Mexican Pizza v Jennifer Aniston
Hot Pockets Pepperoni Pizza Pocket v Posh Spice

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 8 December 2006 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

What? NO! Have you ever heard Fran Drescher speak? Can you imagine Fran Drescher's hideous sex noises?

I heard Drescher's normal speaking voice in a Public Service Announcement, and it was really quite nice.

It was a PSA about rape awareness, so no bonerz.

― PPlains (PPlains), Friday, 8 December 2006 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

why would anybody want to hit crusty tampons with their thumb tucked inside

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 8 December 2006 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

IT'S LUV

http://www.tomie.com/images/spotlight_on/strega/strega_nona_cameo.jpg

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Friday, 8 December 2006 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

Aniston
Posh

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 8 December 2006 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

wait is that Strega Nona?!?!?! I love that book!

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 8 December 2006 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

ugh Posh? Paging crusty tampons, aisle Mr. Que...

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 8 December 2006 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

though pizza pockets are pretty gross too.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 8 December 2006 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

yr damn right it's strega motherfucking nona

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Friday, 8 December 2006 19:54 (nineteen years ago)

I LOVE THAT BOOK MY FAVORITE ALL TIME ZR KISSES 4 U

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 8 December 2006 19:54 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.meowfoundation.com/images/mailbag/2001/posh305.jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 8 December 2006 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

I WOULD READ ALL THIS CALDECOTT WINNERS

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Friday, 8 December 2006 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

i would pay 20 bucks for pizza or boobies right now.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 8 December 2006 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

pizza doesn't cost $20

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 8 December 2006 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

"homemade" Chef Boyardee pizza vs. Kirstie Alley

― Sara Robinson-Coolidge (Sara R-C), Friday, 8 December 2006 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

i want it delivered, it's cold outside.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 8 December 2006 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

agh Sara. Kirstie Alley, I guess.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 8 December 2006 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

english muffin pizzas vs. ann coulter

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 8 December 2006 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

Kirstie Alley with a roll of duct tape. If pizza doesn't cost 20 bucks, then how much do boobies costs?

ann coulter

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 8 December 2006 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

english muffin pizzas every time, that shit ain't as bad as ppl like to claim.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 8 December 2006 20:00 (nineteen years ago)

oh come on, dude, english muffin pizzas are the jam!

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:00 (nineteen years ago)

winner in BOLD

Pizza Hut v Angelina Jolie
2 Amy's v Anne Hathaway
Domino's v Tara Reid
Vace v Elizabeth Hurley
Patsy's in NYC v Uma Thurman
FBI Cafeteria Pizza v Mary Kate Olson
The Red Baron v Paris Hilton
Tombstone v Britney Spears (we're talking current or recent Britney, right? Not 'Britney circa Crossroads.')
Little Caesar's v Lindsay Lohan - DRAW (Lohan in her prime wins, Cokewhore Lohan loses)
Papa John's v Kirsten Dunst
California Pizza Kitchen v Fran Drescher
Pizza Boli v Jennifer Lopez
Homemade pizza made by an actual Italian grandmother who has worked on it all day in the kitchen and got all the ingredients fresh from her summer garden and made the mozzarella the day before with milk she got from her own personal bufala v Salma Hayek

― milo (milo), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:00 (nineteen years ago)

man I would eat 70 hundred english muffin pizzas RIGHT NOW

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

kirstie alley in wrath of khan pwns all over the face of like all the pizzas and most of the girls

also, english muffins are so great, but theres something so hot and transgressive about the idea of sexing ann coulter

― 69 (pete), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

english muffin pizzas every time, that shit ain't as bad as ppl like to claim.

srsly, when i was a young shaver and living on my own (sans roommate) for the first time i lived on these things. at the time, if i couldn't cook it in a toaster oven then odds are i didn't know how to make it.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

Am I the only person who would pick Mary Kate? ;_;

Oh well more Mary Kate for me :D

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 8 December 2006 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

xxp it's called homosexuality?

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

OH YR JUST DRINKING THE WONKETTE KOOL-AID

― 69 (pete), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:02 (nineteen years ago)

IE HI DERE I READ WONKETTE TOO

― 69 (pete), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:02 (nineteen years ago)

No, we're just not freaks, dude.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 8 December 2006 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

I love how I and I alone have the hot transgressive knowledge of FBI Cafeteria Pizza

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

Pizza Rolls vs. Shelly Duvall

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

also i agree with PS about the hot, transgressive, cheese crust filled idea of sexing the coulter

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:05 (nineteen years ago)

crusty cheese tampons vs. yr mom

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:06 (nineteen years ago)

http://z.about.com/d/pittsburgh/1/0/J/9/mr_yuk.jpg

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:06 (nineteen years ago)

PIZZA ROLLS UBER ALLES.

god, if i had a dollar for every time i've almost burned down an apartment after coming home drunk from a bar and trying to make pizza rolls i could afford to go out and get drunk tonight then almost burn down my apartment while trying to make pizza rolls.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

I see this is basically the DC thread, the director's cut. Excellent.

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

jumbo slice (pick yr favorite on 18th st) vs. footloose dianne wiest

UH id eat crusty tampons before i had sex with my mom. is that the question??

― 69 (pete), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

laurel otm

― 69 (pete), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

in my dark and terrible plsmith reptile mind I would actually forego the inevitable 2nd-degree mouth burns on pizza rolls for shelley duvall.

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

WTF

― 69 (pete), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

yeah i agree with that actually

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

JUMBO SLICE

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

shelly duvall

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

dude but DW is so special and beautiful in footloose

― 69 (pete), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:12 (nineteen years ago)

dianne wiest wtf is wrong with all of you

― a_p (a_p), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:12 (nineteen years ago)

dianne west

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:12 (nineteen years ago)

I can imagine accidentally putting her head through the drywall by accident and this seems vaguely hot*

*which invalidates the "by accident" bit doesn't it**

**wtf tom shut up

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:13 (nineteen years ago)

Dianne Wiest???!

and yeah, shelley Duvall every time dude.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 8 December 2006 20:13 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, at one time i'd have said jumbo slice but fuck that, we got amsterdam falafel now. so wiest, although footloose is basically the worst movie ever.

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:13 (nineteen years ago)

yeah she was the vibrator mom in parenthood wasn't she?

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

i was just saying WTF to tom because he used the inscrutable but insulting phrase "dark and terrible plsmith reptile mind"

― 69 (pete), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

ok, you guys are all touched in the head if you're choosing shelly duval over pizza rolls. stouffer's french bread pizza, maybe, but totino's pizza rolls? yr nuts.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

he's used the phrase "dark and terrible plsmith reptile mind" at least twice today, hate to break it to you.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 8 December 2006 20:15 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.filmreference.com/images/sjff_03_img1134.jpg
i would have sex with all this sisters

― a_p (a_p), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.cinemarx.ro/poze/persoane/2006/06/shelley_duval.jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

Aaaaaand it has been awesome both times. (XP)

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

ok, mr. que's last post has me re-thinking my position on shelly duval. no pun intended.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

i would have sex with all this white girl
http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b345/alicephotoalbum/shelley-duvall.jpg

dammit xpost on this white girls meme

― 69 (pete), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

no I used reptile mind, not dark and terrible plsmith reptile mind, which was a reference to his admissions that we would go for Ann Coulter for the "hot transgressive" thing, which is how I feel about saying I would go after Shelley Duvall, even though it would be kind of a hatefuck based on her performance in The Shining, which is a movie I HATE

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

Results 1 - 10 of about 86,200 for boob zits. (0.20 seconds)

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

DAAAAAAN u mad!! rating domino's over other kinds of pizza/tit... i don't know where to start

― urghonomic (gcannon), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

Authentic super-thin Italian pizza w/bufala ain't that great. I choose Salma Hayek, especially if she's in drag.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

oh johnpaws

― 69 (pete), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

I mean I only said "reptile mind" earlier, this morning. so I haven't used the lenghthy indictment-of-plsmiths-bedroom-standards version twice, or I hadn't at the time you made the comment that I had, even though now I have

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

LOL @ back-pedaling

― 69 (pete), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

Whole Foods American Flatbread All Natural Pizza Baked in a Primitive Wood-Fired Earthen Oven Organic Tomato and Three-Cheese pizza

vs Jennifer Beals

― milo (milo), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

ohhhh yr answering those binaries.

seriously i need to get that nintendo brain age thing, i'm getting dumber and more illiterate every day

― urghonomic (gcannon), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:21 (nineteen years ago)

NO CONTEST MILO

http://www.thehairstyler.com/images/celebrity/Celebrity_1138.jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:21 (nineteen years ago)

goddamn yo

― 69 (pete), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:22 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, that one was a total gimme.

(needed faceoffs - Jennifer Connelly, Phoebe Cates, Ally Sheedy as heroin-addict photographer)

― milo (milo), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/aakaakaak/waffle.jpg
I mean I only said "reptile mind" earlier, this morning. so I haven't used the lenghthy indictment-of-plsmiths-bedroom-standards version twice, or I hadn't at the time you made the comment that I had, even though now I have

― a_p (a_p), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

^^^ YES

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

Shakey's vs. Olivia Newton-John

― Matt Cibula (Formerly, the Haikunym), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:24 (nineteen years ago)

Waffle Pizza vs. John Kerry's daughter Alexandra

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

haha milo i was just thinking of what could possibly be paired w/phoebe cates but couldn't figure out a pizza that would even remotely measure up

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, that one was a total gimme.
(needed faceoffs - Jennifer Connelly, Phoebe Cates, Ally Sheedy as heroin-addict photographer)

-- milo (wooderso...), December 8th, 2006. (milo)

there is no pizza on earth that i would choose over jennifer connelly

― 69 (pete), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

yeah we need more pizza

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

Safeway-brand cheese pizza vs. Jenna Bush

― milo (milo), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

pete last night: "jennifer connelly has the most expressive eyebrows in hollywood"

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

NSFW waffle pizza getting pwnded: http://www.smythesworld.blogspot.com/kerry.jpg

― Matt Cibula (Formerly, the Haikunym), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:27 (nineteen years ago)

The Greasy, NSFW Elephant in the Room

― milo (milo), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:27 (nineteen years ago)

I WISH TO ENTER BIGSAUSAGEPIZZA.COM

― Matt Cibula (Formerly, the Haikunym), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

ZING

― 69 (pete), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

slice of month old gas-station pizza or nathalie from facts of life?

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

bummerz wishlist:
dude i tried to GIS jennifer connelly to find pics of her beautiful face, and all i found were nude shots ;_;

― 69 (pete), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:29 (nineteen years ago)

I went to college with nathalie's sister, she was HOT AS HELL

― Matt Cibula (Formerly, the Haikunym), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:29 (nineteen years ago)

Are we branching out into, like, shrimp and pesto pizza with scampi on thin crust?? Because last time I had that, it was (realistically!) probably better than 75% of sex.

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

"bummerz"

― milo (milo), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

no its bummerz wishlist duh

― 69 (pete), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:31 (nineteen years ago)

7-11 pepperoni under a heat lamp vs. bea arthur

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:32 (nineteen years ago)

pete last night: "jennifer connelly has the most expressive eyebrows in hollywood"

PETE ALSO SAID THIS EXACT SAME COMMENT, WORD FOR WORD, SUNDAY EVENING.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 8 December 2006 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

gas station
7-11

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

7-11 pepperoni under a heat lamp vs. bea arthur

these things are different how?

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

I think I'd pick Bea Arthur. I bet she'd have some biting putdowns.

I'd also pick Mindy Cohn. Come on, sickening food vs. chubby? Chubby ain't gonna kill ya.

― whoop de doodle (kenan), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

Uno Chicago Grill Pizza v Mariah Carey

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 8 December 2006 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

fat-camp pizza from Top Chef episode vs. Padma Lakshmi

― milo (milo), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

chubby chaser hebert

― 69 (pete), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

Sbarro's v Shannen Doherty
Peter Piper Pizza v Piper Laurie

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 8 December 2006 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

mariah > uno's

― 69 (pete), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:36 (nineteen years ago)

sbarro's
piper laurie as catherine martell

― 69 (pete), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:36 (nineteen years ago)

Although what exactly is implied by "Bea Arthur"? What do I have to do? I am not eating out an 83 year old woman.

― whoop de doodle (kenan), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:36 (nineteen years ago)

Mariah
Padma
Shannen
Pizza

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:36 (nineteen years ago)

guys I just almost asked "Chuck E Cheese v Dakota Fanning" and then kind of got sick a little so

Chuck E Cheese v Hillary Duff

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 8 December 2006 20:36 (nineteen years ago)

Every pizza in the world vs. Heidi Klum

― milo (milo), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:37 (nineteen years ago)

Ruggles cheddar cheese "English" pizza (Boston, late 1980s) vs "Come On Pilgrim"-era Kim Deal (Boston, late 1980s)

― Matt Cibula (Formerly, the Haikunym), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:37 (nineteen years ago)

Oh wait I get Piper Laurie and Hugh Laurie confused.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:37 (nineteen years ago)

ARGH I hate that my job made me miss awesomeness.

I would pick Shelly Duvall and Dianne Wiest IN A HEARTBEAT.

yuppie pizza with eggplant and artichokes and all that bullshit vs Tyra Banks

(xpost: gas station, Bea Arthur (and why not?), Mariah (shockingly enough), Padma, Shannen, Piper L)

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:37 (nineteen years ago)

Milo there are few pizzas I wouldn't pick over Heidi Klum

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 8 December 2006 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

Before lunch I would have picked every pizza in the world. Now that I'm not hungry anymore, definitely Heidi.

― whoop de doodle (kenan), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

Although what exactly is implied by "Bea Arthur"? What do I have to do? I am not eating out an 83 year old woman.

Kenan, stop lying.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

man I would eat 70 hundred english muffin pizzas RIGHT NOW

You're gonna end up with mantits, that way, Tom.

Thin-crust Italian pizza w/real mozzarella is not boring or bland, you fools, but it ain't ever better than nice boobies.

― Michael White (Miguelito), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

would it be tyra in fullon psycho host mode or in 'black or white' video mode

― Matt Cibula (Formerly, the Haikunym), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

xpost - u crazy

― milo (milo), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

Ray's (Original/Famous/Famous Original/Original Famous) Pizza v Madonna (current, not Like a Prayer Madonna)

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 8 December 2006 20:39 (nineteen years ago)

Cafeteria calzone vs TOMBOT with mantits

(xpost: OF COURSE I MEAN CRAZY TYRA)

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:39 (nineteen years ago)

Cici's Alfredo vs. Avril

― milo (milo), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:39 (nineteen years ago)

Oh wait I get Piper Laurie and Hugh Laurie confused.

-- Mr. Que (pelagi...), December 8th, 2006. (Party with me Punker)

haha

― 69 (pete), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:40 (nineteen years ago)

I am torn on yuppie pizza v Tyra Banks because Tyra seems ok but then she does shit like go on the Tony Danza show, which I was FORCED to watch in DOCTOR'S OFFICE awaiting HORRIBLE SHIT TO HAPPEN and spends the entire time talking about her cellulite and how her boobs touch her knees and I'm like eurrgh shit girl what are you doing.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 8 December 2006 20:40 (nineteen years ago)

xxp aw ray's totally. i would probably pick pizza in like 80% of the scenarios presented thus far.

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:40 (nineteen years ago)

dude Avril's lookin pretty hot lately, I think I'd go for her even put up against ok lookin pizza, never mind "Ci Ci's alfredo"

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 8 December 2006 20:40 (nineteen years ago)

Madonna
Crazy Tyra
Mr. Munch
Chuck E Cheese
Waht?

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

then dan let me answer your question: I WOUDL STILL HIT IT EFF A YUOPPIE PIZZA

― Matt Cibula (Formerly, the Haikunym), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

You're gonna end up with mantits, that way, Tom.

never happen

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

Did someone say Hugh Laurie?

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:42 (nineteen years ago)

What do I have to do? I am not eating out an 83 year old woman.

...ever again.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:42 (nineteen years ago)

RIGHT ON, MATT

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:42 (nineteen years ago)

NutriSystem thin-crust cheese pizza vs. Dan Marino

― milo (milo), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:43 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.aclu.org/pizza/
^^ this website v the chick who plays Ugly Betty

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 8 December 2006 20:43 (nineteen years ago)

never happen

DUDE WAIT UNTIL YOU PASS 30 BEFORE SAYING THAT

(xpost: Milo, can I choose death?)

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

Milo I cannot make that decision.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 8 December 2006 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

Rachel Weisz vs. a pizza made by prime-era Brigitte Bardot ("Contempt," say) while naked

― Matt Cibula (Formerly, the Haikunym), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

I'm gonna go with Weisz.

― milo (milo), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

I've never really thought Bardot was that attractive. I'm gonna go with Weisz as well.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 8 December 2006 20:45 (nineteen years ago)

U+K: Did Brigitte make the pizza using her breasts? Because I don't get how RW is the pizza and the pizza is the boobies otherwise...

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:45 (nineteen years ago)

Did someone say Hugh Laurie?

-- Laurel (sininspac...), December 8th, 2006. (Laurel)

im trying to convince the rest of DC that house is an awesome show!

― 69 (pete), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:46 (nineteen years ago)

Are you in the room while Bardot is making the pizza, or are you supposed to simply relish the thought that when the pizza was made, the only thing she was wearing was an oven mitt?

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:46 (nineteen years ago)

DAN PERRY DID I BLOW YOUR MIND

― Matt Cibula (Formerly, the Haikunym), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:46 (nineteen years ago)

mmm pizza-doughy breasts

― milo (milo), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:46 (nineteen years ago)

YES. YES YOU DID.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:47 (nineteen years ago)

Yuk it up, Hahvahd boys.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:48 (nineteen years ago)

Round Table Pepperoni Artisan vs. Fairuza Balk

― Matt Cibula (Formerly, the Haikunym), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:48 (nineteen years ago)

Who cares how hot the pizza maker is?

― whoop de doodle (kenan), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:48 (nineteen years ago)

GIMME GOTH GIRL

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:48 (nineteen years ago)

Fairuza Balk

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 8 December 2006 20:48 (nineteen years ago)

She was pretty hot in The Craft, so Balk.

thin-crust veggie pizza with low-cal cheese handmade by Wolfgang Puck himself vs. MIscha Barton

― milo (milo), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

kenan I'm assuming Bardot makes shitty pizza, I mean she's a vegan.

xpost wolfgang pizza

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 8 December 2006 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

fairuza balk is nasty

― 69 (pete), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

thin-crust veggie pizza EVERY SINGLE TIME

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

fairuza balk is nasty

EXACTLY

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:50 (nineteen years ago)

Veggie lo-cal or a highlighted toothpick for dessert? Can I abstain?

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:50 (nineteen years ago)

Puck Pizza

Nigella Lawson vs. pizza made by Nigella Lawson

― Matt Cibula (Formerly, the Haikunym), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:50 (nineteen years ago)

fairuza balk is not authorized

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:50 (nineteen years ago)

3-xpost - YOU CHOSE TARA REID

― milo (milo), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:50 (nineteen years ago)

I've had frozen Puck pizza. Yuck. Mischa.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:50 (nineteen years ago)

exactly, Laurel

― milo (milo), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:50 (nineteen years ago)

RIGHT ON, DAN

― Matt Cibula (Formerly, the Haikunym), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:51 (nineteen years ago)

UH TR over FB every time bro

― 69 (pete), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:51 (nineteen years ago)

PHILLY CHEESESTEAK PIZZA vs. USCHI DIGARD

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:51 (nineteen years ago)

Two Boots 'Cleopatra Jones' Slice vs. Cleopatra Jones

― sexyDancer (sexyDancer), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:52 (nineteen years ago)

Pinocchio's Sicilian slice vs Tatyana Ali

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:52 (nineteen years ago)

i am so hungry for either i'm really not in a position to be picking and choosing.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:52 (nineteen years ago)

NYC DELI BROCCOLI PIZZA VS. MADELEINE STOWE

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

I don't eat enough pizza, I can't think of an appropriate challenger for Giadda DeLaurentiis

― milo (milo), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.tampatantrum.com/boobiethon/archives/boobies101.jpg

― scott seward (121212), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

dude definitely nigella lawson over any food made by nigella lawson I mean UH

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

Philly Cheese, Two Boots, Tatyana, Stowe, scott is evil

― Matt Cibula (Formerly, the Haikunym), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

with the exception of tom's latest post (maddy), i have heard of very few of the most recent girls OR pizzas

― 69 (pete), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

seward, with the goal

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

implants make the baby jesus cry ;_;

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

Scott, I think I knew that girl in high school!

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

A CUPCAKE THAT IS ACTUALLY MADE WITH PIZZA SAUCE AND CHEESE INSTEAD OF FROSTING vs.
NAOMI WATTS

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

NAOMI WATTS, DUH

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

aniston, horror spice, kirstie (hides), conflicted, duvall, jumbo slice, whole foods, whatever shakey's might be, alexandra, jenna, bea, mariah, lakshmi, sbarro, don't understand, duff, BAR, Deal, yuppizza, madonna, avril, nutrisystem, aclu, bardotza, weisz, round table, mischa, nigellaza, uschi, two boots, tatyana, conflicted (broccoli rules), giada, naomi.

xpost.

― nuneb (nuneb), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

i have heard of very few of the most recent girls OR pizzas

but that's a great excuse to GIS for all kinds of candid boobies while at work

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

A CUPCAKE THAT IS ACTUALLY MADE WITH PIZZA SAUCE AND CHEESE INSTEAD OF FROSTING vs.
NAOMI WATTS
-- TOM. BOT. (tombo...), December 8th, 2006.

OKAY THIS THREAD HAS JUST ENETERED THE CRAZY ZIONE

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

xp - Yeah, I'm still working my way through the Phoebe Cates and Jennifer Connelly results

― milo (milo), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:57 (nineteen years ago)

my opinion of naomi watts is heavily skewed by my wishing her character would just be involved in an explosive transport catastrophe in every film besides mulholland drive

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:57 (nineteen years ago)

yeah tom cause its SFW if its part of a pizza vs boobies contest

― 69 (pete), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:57 (nineteen years ago)

haah "working my way"

― Matt Cibula (Formerly, the Haikunym), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:57 (nineteen years ago)

I BEEN THERE MY BROTHER

― Matt Cibula (Formerly, the Haikunym), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:58 (nineteen years ago)

I'm becoming really sorry I started this thread.

also the tits in scott's picture are awful, cos I don't see enough faint implant scars watching discovery health.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 8 December 2006 20:58 (nineteen years ago)

you're just disgusted by my pizza cupcake recipe

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

btw it is a chocolate cupcake

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

ENNUIZAY

― 69 (pete), Friday, 8 December 2006 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

SFW if its part of a pizza vs boobies contest

this should be added to all those little policies people have to sign when they get their computer accounts for work

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 8 December 2006 21:01 (nineteen years ago)

shut the hell up

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 8 December 2006 21:01 (nineteen years ago)

pizza burgers v Kennedy

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 8 December 2006 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

both awes... ill say kennedy, but its so close

― 69 (pete), Friday, 8 December 2006 21:03 (nineteen years ago)

samurai pizza cats vs samurai phoebe cates

― a_p (a_p), Friday, 8 December 2006 21:03 (nineteen years ago)

eating cats?

― 69 (pete), Friday, 8 December 2006 21:04 (nineteen years ago)

TOO SOON

― 69 (pete), Friday, 8 December 2006 21:04 (nineteen years ago)

eating cates?

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 8 December 2006 21:05 (nineteen years ago)

I think I'd pick Kennedy too BUT I haven't had a pizza burger in years so maybe they are actually good.

also if there is such a thing as samurai pizza cats, I pick that.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 8 December 2006 21:05 (nineteen years ago)

I think I'd pick Kennedy too BUT I haven't had a pizza burger in years so maybe they are actually good.

HAHAHAHA YOUR GAY

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 8 December 2006 21:05 (nineteen years ago)

Kennedy, despite GOP elephant tattoo on thigh

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 8 December 2006 21:06 (nineteen years ago)

pizza served by a topless samurai phoebe cates to the tune of "dying in stereo"

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Friday, 8 December 2006 21:06 (nineteen years ago)

shit man now I want to make myself a pizza burger on an english muffin

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 8 December 2006 21:07 (nineteen years ago)

um LIVING IN STEREO

― 69 (pete), Friday, 8 December 2006 21:07 (nineteen years ago)

no no moving

― 69 (pete), Friday, 8 December 2006 21:07 (nineteen years ago)

eva green vs pizza that comes with a side of eva green having sex with you

― urghonomic (gcannon), Friday, 8 December 2006 21:07 (nineteen years ago)

pepperoni pizza goldfish v Sandra Bullock

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 8 December 2006 21:07 (nineteen years ago)

I'll take the pizza no Eva.

― milo (milo), Friday, 8 December 2006 21:08 (nineteen years ago)

goldfish

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 8 December 2006 21:08 (nineteen years ago)

that thought has just completely wiped all tits from the membrane, dudes. evidently tom's homemade pizza burger on english muffin > all boobies. DQ'd

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 8 December 2006 21:08 (nineteen years ago)

um LIVING IN STEREO

where's brian bangs when you need him?

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Friday, 8 December 2006 21:08 (nineteen years ago)

there are way too many people here who are not understanding the concept of the thread. milo OTM even though I have no idea who Eva Green is, out of spite.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 8 December 2006 21:08 (nineteen years ago)

i refuse to believe that my life is so bad that i'm contemplating watching "fast times at ridgemont high" tonight if i don't wind up going out. there's just no way it's come to that yet.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 8 December 2006 21:08 (nineteen years ago)

day-old cold Domino's vs. Teri Hatcher

― milo (milo), Friday, 8 December 2006 21:08 (nineteen years ago)

EVA GREEN WAS THE MONEY. EVERY PENNY OF IT.

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 8 December 2006 21:09 (nineteen years ago)

i don't know shit about pizza, is the problem

― urghonomic (gcannon), Friday, 8 December 2006 21:09 (nineteen years ago)

pizza found in a dumpster vs courtney love

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 8 December 2006 21:10 (nineteen years ago)

Green Pizza v. Eva Braun

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 8 December 2006 21:10 (nineteen years ago)

ugh milo, YOU sir are a champ at this thread. I think Teri Hatcher.

xpost Courtney Love easily

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 8 December 2006 21:10 (nineteen years ago)

Teri Hatcher totally, dumpster easily

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 8 December 2006 21:11 (nineteen years ago)

I recall seeing lots of her nénés énormes in 'The Dreamers'. Looked much better than pizza.

― Michael White (Miguelito), Friday, 8 December 2006 21:13 (nineteen years ago)

also saw her smear hymen blood all over her face. Deal-breaker!

― milo (milo), Friday, 8 December 2006 21:13 (nineteen years ago)

who are we even talking about now?!

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 8 December 2006 21:14 (nineteen years ago)

Eva Green

― milo (milo), Friday, 8 December 2006 21:14 (nineteen years ago)

listen this thread is not called "PIZZA VS NENES ENORMES"

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 8 December 2006 21:14 (nineteen years ago)

I thought her nose was kind of a deal breaker for me but yeah vagina blood on the face is totally a deal breaker.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 8 December 2006 21:16 (nineteen years ago)

Is Terri Hatcher going to talk much? Because that's going to be a deal breaker.

― whoop de doodle (kenan), Friday, 8 December 2006 21:16 (nineteen years ago)

xpost phrase "deal breaker" now all used up for the day

― whoop de doodle (kenan), Friday, 8 December 2006 21:17 (nineteen years ago)

That's a deal breaker for you with all women innit *rimshot etc*

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 8 December 2006 21:17 (nineteen years ago)

sorry, dude, you can't leave yourself so open.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 8 December 2006 21:17 (nineteen years ago)

pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza at suppertime vs. boobies in the morning, boobies in the evening, boobies at suppertime

― a_p (a_p), Friday, 8 December 2006 21:18 (nineteen years ago)

Papa John's light on the sauce w/ pineapple and ham vs. Princess Coldstare

― milo (milo), Friday, 8 December 2006 21:18 (nineteen years ago)

also wtf at anyone picking teri hatcher

― a_p (a_p), Friday, 8 December 2006 21:18 (nineteen years ago)

papa johns in a heartbeat

― a_p (a_p), Friday, 8 December 2006 21:18 (nineteen years ago)

no ham tho, grosss

― a_p (a_p), Friday, 8 December 2006 21:19 (nineteen years ago)

That's a deal breaker for you with all women innit

not Bea Arthur

― whoop de doodle (kenan), Friday, 8 December 2006 21:19 (nineteen years ago)

tripoli's pizza in lawrence, ma vs. a young rachel welch

god as my witness this is a toss up for me.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 8 December 2006 21:22 (nineteen years ago)

tripoli's

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 8 December 2006 21:23 (nineteen years ago)

Manny & Olga's v Fergie

― nuneb (nuneb), Friday, 8 December 2006 21:23 (nineteen years ago)

Manny & Olga's, whatever the hell that is.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 8 December 2006 21:24 (nineteen years ago)

RAQUEL for fuck's sake

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Friday, 8 December 2006 21:25 (nineteen years ago)

KUDOS ALLY

BEER V PUSSY

COCK VZ. WINE COOLER

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 8 December 2006 21:26 (nineteen years ago)

next door to st ex, ally

― 69 (pete), Friday, 8 December 2006 21:26 (nineteen years ago)

This thread was awesome though.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 8 December 2006 21:26 (nineteen years ago)

haha I now hold really extreme opinions about pizzerias I have never heard of before and will never visit (unless trapped in lawrence massachusetts after a botched mission)

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 8 December 2006 21:27 (nineteen years ago)

please don't blame me for Louis Jagger

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 8 December 2006 21:27 (nineteen years ago)

but he's our son

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 8 December 2006 21:28 (nineteen years ago)

!!!!!!!!

― a_p (a_p), Friday, 8 December 2006 21:29 (nineteen years ago)

hi mom! hi pop!

― Louis Jagger (Scourage), Friday, 8 December 2006 21:29 (nineteen years ago)

The 100 "Things that happened to/with/on ILX in 2006" countdown thread!

― a_p (a_p), Friday, 8 December 2006 21:30 (nineteen years ago)

AND THAT'S WHY I HAD TO DESTROY THE TIME MACHINE

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 8 December 2006 21:30 (nineteen years ago)

unless trapped in lawrence massachusetts after a botched mission

and trust me, unless you are trapped there is absolutely no reason for you to be in lawrence, ma.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 8 December 2006 21:31 (nineteen years ago)

please don't blame me for the quality of Tom's posts either.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 8 December 2006 21:31 (nineteen years ago)

quality?

― Michael White (Miguelito), Friday, 8 December 2006 21:31 (nineteen years ago)

caliber, you mean

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 8 December 2006 21:32 (nineteen years ago)

exactly. xpost

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 8 December 2006 21:32 (nineteen years ago)

the dream is over, dudes

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Friday, 8 December 2006 21:32 (nineteen years ago)

http://ortf1.free.fr/41/dirty_harry.jpg

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 8 December 2006 21:33 (nineteen years ago)

time to go home and pretend Friday wasn't a waste of all our time

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 8 December 2006 21:33 (nineteen years ago)

yeah this was a good thread while it lasted.

RIP PIZZZA BOOBY THREAD

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 8 December 2006 21:33 (nineteen years ago)

i've still got another hour to go. goddamn east coasters.
another reason that i wonder why i moved to the midwest.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 8 December 2006 21:35 (nineteen years ago)

I'm still here, just disgusted.

lombardi's in brooklyn v dallas cowboys cheerleaders

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 8 December 2006 21:36 (nineteen years ago)

Tom, I would have thought you, of all people, would realize the importance of infacticide for the greater good.

― Michael White (Miguelito), Friday, 8 December 2006 21:36 (nineteen years ago)

xpost Ally, dude: it's over.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 8 December 2006 21:36 (nineteen years ago)

not being familiar with lombardi's in brooklyn but being quite familiar with the dcc, i'm going with the cowgirls.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 8 December 2006 21:37 (nineteen years ago)

lombardi's is pretty overrated, to be honest.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 8 December 2006 21:37 (nineteen years ago)

Plus dcc is a lotta boobies.

― Michael White (Miguelito), Friday, 8 December 2006 21:38 (nineteen years ago)

they're all a bunch of quitters. KEEP THE DREAM ALIVE:

Nellie McKay vs. Rocky Rococo's Garden of Eatin' pizza

― Matt Cibula (Formerly, the Haikunym), Friday, 8 December 2006 21:38 (nineteen years ago)

I'm gonna go with Nellie McKay because the name of that pizzeria frightens me

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 8 December 2006 21:42 (nineteen years ago)

The dream?

The problem with all of these either or threads is that I want beer AND boobies AND pussy AND pizza. We should start a thread about the best order to get those.

― Michael White (Miguelito), Friday, 8 December 2006 21:43 (nineteen years ago)

you should start with the boobies and pussy as the reverse tends to lead to disappointment.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 8 December 2006 21:43 (nineteen years ago)

Pizza gives you energy, though.

― whoop de doodle (kenan), Friday, 8 December 2006 21:45 (nineteen years ago)

really depends pretty heavily on about 100,000 factors on whether or not pizza will "give you energy" or make you bloaty and sluggish.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 8 December 2006 21:46 (nineteen years ago)

Pizza makes me strong like the hulk.

― whoop de doodle (kenan), Friday, 8 December 2006 21:47 (nineteen years ago)

Mmmmm. Pizza flavored pussy. Wait. Hold on. Let me think this through...

― Michael White (Miguelito), Friday, 8 December 2006 21:47 (nineteen years ago)

Michael, no...

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 8 December 2006 21:47 (nineteen years ago)

I think I'll just go back to the beer, eh?

― Michael White (Miguelito), Friday, 8 December 2006 21:48 (nineteen years ago)

I had Two Boots for lunch, it did little but cut the roof of my mouth with cornmeal. I should have taken the boobies but I was in a hurry.

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 8 December 2006 21:49 (nineteen years ago)

Wait, did you leave them at work?

― Michael White (Miguelito), Friday, 8 December 2006 21:49 (nineteen years ago)

do you have
a pizza cooch
better try some
LYSOL DOUCHE

― Matt Cibula (Formerly, the Haikunym), Friday, 8 December 2006 21:50 (nineteen years ago)

I should have taken the boobies but I was in a hurry.

if this is on the menu, ALWAYS TAKE THE BOOBIES.

shit, i'm moving to new york.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 8 December 2006 21:50 (nineteen years ago)

Ally, in any case it's inarguably better than the reverse.

― Michael White (Miguelito), Friday, 8 December 2006 21:50 (nineteen years ago)

This isn't SAUCE!

― whoop de doodle (kenan), Friday, 8 December 2006 21:52 (nineteen years ago)

Anchovies made your breath all twatty?
Rinse yr bits with a nice hot toddy --
LISTERINE DOUCHE

― I Am Curious (George) (Slight Return) (Rock Hardy), Friday, 8 December 2006 21:53 (nineteen years ago)

i don't know, it's not that i don't like surprises or anything but i like my pizza to taste like pizza you know?

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 8 December 2006 21:54 (nineteen years ago)

Our product is
The one you trust
We'll remove
That deep-dish crust
LYSOL DOUCHE

― Matt Cibula (Formerly, the Haikunym), Friday, 8 December 2006 21:54 (nineteen years ago)

dammit i gotta change my login name

― Matt Cbilual (Formerly, the Haikunym), Friday, 8 December 2006 21:55 (nineteen years ago)

No, I mean, if there were boobies on the menu I missed 'em, I was too busy trying not to kill any tourists with my company ID since the cold has driven the stroller-bound infants, the elderly, the foreign, and the JUST PLAIN SLOW into the Rock Center concourse.

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 8 December 2006 21:59 (nineteen years ago)

xpost: ...or else they shall hunt you down, you, the only American critic who actually loved 'In Our Gun'!

I'm listening to that album right now, actually. I've already eaten pizza tonight (Sainsbury's Taste The Difference quattro formaggi), all that's missing now is pussy to be perfectly honest...

― Louis Jagger (Scourage), Friday, 8 December 2006 21:59 (nineteen years ago)

The realization that Ally and Tombot psionically projected themselves into the future to raise a young Louis Jagger into adulthood before bringing him back to the present explains so much.

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Friday, 8 December 2006 22:00 (nineteen years ago)

"adulthood"

― whoop de doodle (kenan), Friday, 8 December 2006 22:01 (nineteen years ago)

xpost: ...or else they shall hunt you down, you, the only American critic who actually loved 'In Our Gun'!

Without even checking, I assumed this was a Gomez album.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 8 December 2006 22:02 (nineteen years ago)

the dulcet tones of

― Louis Jagger (Scourage), Friday, 8 December 2006 22:03 (nineteen years ago)

'legal' adulthood, then. The boy can now be drafted and could be a soldier, and go out there and fight to save this land. To be a people's soldier, paramilitary gun in hand.

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Friday, 8 December 2006 22:04 (nineteen years ago)

you kids make the world lousy

― Matt Cibula (Formerly, the Haikunym), Friday, 8 December 2006 22:07 (nineteen years ago)

i could be drafted, shame about the 'british citizen' bit.

― Louis Jagger (Scourage), Friday, 8 December 2006 22:10 (nineteen years ago)

dear ILX

I'm sorry

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 8 December 2006 22:11 (nineteen years ago)

hated in 50 states

― Sandbox Scourage (Scourage), Friday, 8 December 2006 22:12 (nineteen years ago)

it's really not you dude, though you aren't helping your case very well.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 8 December 2006 22:13 (nineteen years ago)

oh hey i've met tomie depaola

hawaiian pizza w/bbq sauce and chicken v. weird hot but slightly trampy chick that you met in the bar that knows about guns and also might be a grade-school teacher

― grbchv! (gbx), Friday, 8 December 2006 22:36 (nineteen years ago)

weird hot but slightly trampy chick, by a mile, you pizza heathens.

― Michael White (Miguelito), Friday, 8 December 2006 22:38 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, that one was sort of a gimmie

― grbchv! (gbx), Friday, 8 December 2006 22:39 (nineteen years ago)

Evan, is that strictly hypothetical? Because if the answer is "no", what the hell are you doing online? (XP haha)

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 8 December 2006 22:40 (nineteen years ago)

gimmie what? STDs?

xpost

― Michael White (Miguelito), Friday, 8 December 2006 22:40 (nineteen years ago)

Or a backside full of birdshot?

― Michael White (Miguelito), Friday, 8 December 2006 22:41 (nineteen years ago)

louis,

don't use the word "pussy", it makes you sound poor.

― M@tt He1ges0n (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 8 December 2006 22:41 (nineteen years ago)

what a most excellently shorn escutcheon you possess, madam

― if ilx thinks i'm a rich-kid, then i must surely be one (Scourage), Friday, 8 December 2006 22:48 (nineteen years ago)

escutcheon?

'Pulchritudinous pudenda' more like it, no?

― Michael White (Miguelito), Friday, 8 December 2006 22:50 (nineteen years ago)

is that little lord fauntleroy slang for nappy dugout?

― M@tt He1ges0n (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 8 December 2006 22:51 (nineteen years ago)

What a comely quim you have, Miss.

― Michael White (Miguelito), Friday, 8 December 2006 22:54 (nineteen years ago)

It works on so many levels!

― whoop de doodle (kenan), Friday, 8 December 2006 22:59 (nineteen years ago)

So, you know her then, Kenan?

― Michael White (Miguelito), Friday, 8 December 2006 23:03 (nineteen years ago)

Boys. Go home.

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 8 December 2006 23:14 (nineteen years ago)

HALT

― urghonomic (gcannon), Friday, 8 December 2006 23:20 (nineteen years ago)

HAMMERZEIT

― JPG of the year (Scourage), Friday, 8 December 2006 23:22 (nineteen years ago)

EVEN WHEN IT'S BAD IT'S PRETTY GOOD AMIRITE GUYS?

― Hurting (A-Ron Hubbard), Saturday, 9 December 2006 05:15 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah! Nailed it!

― Hurting (A-Ron Hubbard), Saturday, 9 December 2006 05:15 (nineteen years ago)

I think the best thing about this thread is that, even when it was awful, it was awesome.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Saturday, 9 December 2006 18:32 (nineteen years ago)

haha my wife just picked Padma Lakshmi

― Matt Cibula (Formerly, the Haikunym), Saturday, 9 December 2006 18:32 (nineteen years ago)

Someone should rewrite "Swimsuit Issue" inserting pizza names every other word.

― nuneb (nuneb), Sunday, 10 December 2006 02:31 (nineteen years ago)

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