And now for some more loony rightwinger cartoonists

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Might as well start this up again.

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Tuesday, 15 August 2006 15:23 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.coxandforkum.com/archives/06.08.08.SnatchingDefeat-X.gif

and don't forget the link

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Tuesday, 15 August 2006 15:25 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.coxandforkum.com/archives/06.08.06.FirstCasualty-X.gif

http://www.coxandforkum.com/archives/06.08.03.Changement-X.gif

http://www.coxandforkum.com/archives/06.08.02.Castroectomy-X.gif

http://www.coxandforkum.com/archives/06.08.01.QanaMassacre-X.gif

They're, like, deep! and stuff.

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Tuesday, 15 August 2006 15:27 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/cartoons/081306.jpg

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Tuesday, 15 August 2006 15:29 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/cartoons/080806.jpg

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Tuesday, 15 August 2006 15:31 (eighteen years ago) link

Proletariat? Should it not be 'proletarian'?

― M White, Tuesday, 15 August 2006 15:42 (eighteen years ago) link

wow,

http://www.dougmarlette.com/phpImageAlbum/main.php?cmd=image&var1=DailyPolitical%2F08-13-06gotcha.jpg&var2=0_45

really going for that dolchstosslegende, ain't they?

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Tuesday, 15 August 2006 16:33 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.dougmarlette.com/phpImageAlbum/main.php?cmd=image&var1=DailyPolitical%2F08-10-06run.jpg&var2=0_45

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Tuesday, 15 August 2006 16:34 (eighteen years ago) link

nothing better than a bit of projection

http://www.dougmarlette.com/phpImageAlbum/main.php?cmd=image&var1=DailyPolitical%2F07-20-06heat.jpg&var2=0_45

http://www.dougmarlette.com/phpImageAlbum/main.php?cmd=image&var1=DailyPolitical%2F07-18-06bushdoc.jpg&var2=0_45

and we have a theme going:

http://www.dougmarlette.com/phpImageAlbum/main.php?cmd=image&var1=DailyPolitical%2F07-11-06lieberman.jpg&var2=0_45

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Tuesday, 15 August 2006 16:59 (eighteen years ago) link

tho, in that guy's defense, he did do these:

http://www.dougmarlette.com/phpImageAlbum/main.php?cmd=image&var1=DailyPolitical%2F07-05-06darfur.jpg&var2=0_45

http://www.dougmarlette.com/phpImageAlbum/main.php?cmd=image&var1=DailyPolitical%2F07-06-06christianright.jpg&var2=0_45

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Tuesday, 15 August 2006 17:01 (eighteen years ago) link

I didn't realize Marlette was that much of a dick, but I like that last one.

― I Am Curious (George) (Slight Return) (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 15 August 2006 17:03 (eighteen years ago) link

also, this is what we call impeccable sourcing:

http://est.rbma.com/content/Mallard_Fillmore?date=20060703

The Washington Times and a batshit rightwinger blog site.

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Tuesday, 15 August 2006 17:05 (eighteen years ago) link

dammit.

check the mallard fillmore strips for July 3rd and July 4th here:

http://www.kingfeatures.com/features/comics/mallard/about.htm

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Tuesday, 15 August 2006 17:10 (eighteen years ago) link

maybe this will work:

http://pst.rbma.com/content/Mallard_Fillmore?date=20060815

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Tuesday, 15 August 2006 17:16 (eighteen years ago) link

guess not. fuck.

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Tuesday, 15 August 2006 17:17 (eighteen years ago) link

still, Mallard tries to explain why public education is bad

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Tuesday, 15 August 2006 17:18 (eighteen years ago) link

i really like the way that cox and forkum guy draws. it's a shame he's such a fucking loony nutcase.

― mickey, Tuesday, 15 August 2006 17:18 (eighteen years ago) link

okay, now it's too easy:

http://www.townhall.com/Funnies/

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Thursday, 17 August 2006 20:07 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.faithmouse.com/cartoon244.jpg

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Thursday, 17 August 2006 20:45 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.coxandforkum.com/archives/FiveMinutes.COVER.gif

and for contrast:

http://www.coxandforkum.com/archives/06.08.29.DivineInter-X.gif

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Thursday, 31 August 2006 19:34 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.coxandforkum.com/archives/06.08.24.Profiled-X.gif

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Thursday, 31 August 2006 19:41 (eighteen years ago) link

http://media.salemwebnetwork.com/TownHall/Car/b/PN090106.jpg

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Thursday, 31 August 2006 19:44 (eighteen years ago) link

that profiling one is fucking jaw-dropping.

― grady, Thursday, 31 August 2006 20:13 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't get the tequila one. Is that Pee Wee Herman on the right? And what's Saddam doing with the chains and stuff?

I agree with mickey though - great drawings from c & f - but wow...

― Ned Trifle, Friday, 1 September 2006 08:11 (eighteen years ago) link

I thought the woman was saying "I think we're being Poxy Fuled."

― much_aldo_about_nothing (much_aldo_about_nothing), Friday, 1 September 2006 08:17 (eighteen years ago) link

Saddam? Mel Gibson!

(xpost)

― StanM (StanM), Friday, 1 September 2006 08:18 (eighteen years ago) link

Ah...I see...I think...thanks

― Ned Trifle, Friday, 1 September 2006 08:41 (eighteen years ago) link

It's still not funny, just like all the other cartoons here (aren't cartoons supposed to be funny instead of frustratingly brainwashy?), but anyway.

― StanM (StanM), Friday, 1 September 2006 08:50 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/cartoons/082906.jpg

crack crack crack crack

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Friday, 1 September 2006 13:18 (eighteen years ago) link

the funniest thing about Cox & Forkum is that it kinda looks like "Cox & Porkum"

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 1 September 2006 13:27 (eighteen years ago) link

http://scoopsnoodle.com/lix/profiled.jpg

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Friday, 1 September 2006 13:29 (eighteen years ago) link

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Excellent.

― Norman Phay (Pashmina), Friday, 1 September 2006 13:35 (eighteen years ago) link

ahaahahahahaha these crazy iranian guys just kill me, or they would if they could get their hands on my hebrew hide :(

ihttp://www.irfp.ir/images/articlelarge/Holocaust_khabir_1b.jpg

― DG, Friday, 1 September 2006 13:43 (eighteen years ago) link

http://media.salemwebnetwork.com/TownHall/Car/b/listen copy.jpg

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Friday, 1 September 2006 14:28 (eighteen years ago) link

http://media.salemwebnetwork.com/TownHall/Car/b/lesson.jpg

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Friday, 1 September 2006 14:48 (eighteen years ago) link

http://media.salemwebnetwork.com/TownHall/Car/b/06.08.31.StructurFail.jpg

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Friday, 1 September 2006 15:01 (eighteen years ago) link

http://media.salemwebnetwork.com/TownHall/Car/b/06.08.17.Amended.jpg

good thing they put "foreign" on there...

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Friday, 1 September 2006 16:10 (eighteen years ago) link

two months pass...

http://www.coxandforkum.com/archives/06.11.21.SnowGray-X.gif

http://media.salemwebnetwork.com/TownHall/Car/b/bg1122j.jpg

wow, even Dubya's getting the harsh caricature from these guys now

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 21:29 (eighteen years ago) link

take what you will from this one:

http://media.salemwebnetwork.com/TownHall/Car/b/bg1122ad.jpg

http://media.salemwebnetwork.com/TownHall/Car/b/new mangement.jpg

yes, b/c Robert Byrd was ultimately responsible for that

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 21:39 (eighteen years ago) link

http://media.salemwebnetwork.com/TownHall/Car/b/rabbid.jpg

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 21:52 (eighteen years ago) link

can't stop myself:

http://media.salemwebnetwork.com/TownHall/Car/b/gm061121.jpg

you see what he did there? the joke wouldn't have worked with just a turkey with "Iraq" on it, oh no, it's only by adding the towel on its head that it really drives the hard-hitting humor home.

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Monday, 27 November 2006 18:04 (seventeen years ago) link

I would say the bullet should be captioned "Syrian voting machine," but assassinating politicians in other countries doesn't make a good joke on "voting." (Is there an amusing Israeli euphemism for it?)

― nabiscothingy, Monday, 27 November 2006 18:32 (seventeen years ago) link

those "day by day" cartoons are SO WIERD. who the f draws them? there's some kind of strange reverse ainsley hayes sex fantasy going on there: a tcs/nro-repeating chick with a sweet can, goth hair, and one token liberal (also hot if messy) friend? oh and her sunglass/goatee fiance and sunglass/bald black gop pals.

http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/cartoons/112606.jpg

― Kenneth Branagh (gcannon), Monday, 27 November 2006 20:13 (seventeen years ago) link

http://images.ucomics.com/comics/prc/2006/prc061125.gif

more red, red robblin' from Scott Stantis!

― step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Monday, 27 November 2006 20:21 (seventeen years ago) link

http://media.salemwebnetwork.com/TownHall/Car/b/gm061129.jpg

http://www.coxandforkum.com/archives/06.11.28.Wordup-X.gif

http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/cartoons/112906.jpg

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 19:47 (seventeen years ago) link

oh yeah, and here's some background on the Day by Day guy

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 19:49 (seventeen years ago) link

jeez. check the ones from today if you want to see a helluva sea-change in sentiment.

mocking the president, secuirty regulations, etc. they're positively treasonous compared to how they sounded about 1 year ago.

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Thursday, 30 November 2006 23:09 (seventeen years ago) link

Day By Day is way too asstacular.

These are my favorite threads BTW.

― Abbott (Abbott), Thursday, 30 November 2006 23:11 (seventeen years ago) link

What. The fuck. Is with. The teddy bear. ?????????

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 30 November 2006 23:13 (seventeen years ago) link

oh man:

http://media.salemwebnetwork.com/TownHall/Car/b/gm061130.jpg

― grady (grady), Thursday, 30 November 2006 23:29 (seventeen years ago) link

The worst part isn't just that it's unfunny and drawn in a way that makes my eyes want to throw up, but that it's more than a week out of date.

― nate patrin (natepatrin), Thursday, 30 November 2006 23:40 (seventeen years ago) link

http://media.salemwebnetwork.com/TownHall/Car/b/ca1206ad.jpg http://www.cnsnews.com/cartoon/stayskalimages/2006/Liberals.jpg

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 21:41 (seventeen years ago) link

start here w/ Day by Day and go on. What a great comic: every day, a hot chick with a sweet bod doing a glamour pose, and talking points, too!

http://www.faithmouse.com/cartoon292.jpg
and remember, all imams carry sidearms.

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 21:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Gah, some of these "cartoonists" suck at drawing, i.e. that Moveon.org Stayskal one.

― PPlains (PPlains), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 22:19 (seventeen years ago) link

That Asay one has type way too tiny to read, esp. the guys labels. I do like that the labels are on absurd little sandwich boards and not drawn directly onto their bellies as per.

― Abbott (Abbott), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 23:20 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't get the "Faithmouse" one... What's happening there?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 7 December 2006 09:14 (seventeen years ago) link

I think its the 'MSM' stirring up the radical islamist cats to go after pope dennis hopper I

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 7 December 2006 09:20 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, but why are they attacking the "imam" as well? And why is he with the pope?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 7 December 2006 09:22 (seventeen years ago) link

I thing the imam is is more shocked than being attacked. I like the fighting cardinal.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 7 December 2006 09:26 (seventeen years ago) link

day by day/chris muir... so awful. really trying to pimp out the "COOL REPUBLICANZ" ideal that nobody buys.

― GAWD PVNCH (yournullfame), Thursday, 7 December 2006 11:27 (seventeen years ago) link

did you hear that the pope visited turkey, recently, tuomas?

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 7 December 2006 12:19 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Cartoon-Pope-Visit.jpg

― and what (ooo), Thursday, 7 December 2006 18:58 (seventeen years ago) link

always fun: when the thing and parodies of the thing become indistinguishable

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Thursday, 7 December 2006 19:04 (seventeen years ago) link

i love those onion cartoons

― grbchv! (gbx), Thursday, 7 December 2006 19:23 (seventeen years ago) link

'Mallard Fillmore' creator = drunky-drunk

― nathan explosion (natepatrin), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 17:18 (seventeen years ago) link

oh man, i had forgotten about State of the Union.

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 17:50 (seventeen years ago) link

an old fave:

T/S: Umbert the Unborn vs Faithmouse's Neverborn

http://media2.salemwebnetwork.com/Townhall/Car/b/lb1212cd.jpg

http://media2.salemwebnetwork.com/Townhall/Car/b/ca1211ad.jpg

figure this one out:
http://media2.salemwebnetwork.com/Townhall/Car/b/gm061212.jpg

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 18:13 (seventeen years ago) link

What the fuck is the deal with the Harris one upthread? I thought right wing nuts liked her?

― jw (ex machina), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 18:25 (seventeen years ago) link

I thought kingfish was just posting, like, specific "highlights" from that DBD shit, I did not realize the entire run of the cartoon is basically soft porn with people saying incredibly awkward george will shit

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 18:45 (seventeen years ago) link

jesus christ

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 18:46 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/cartoons/121206.jpg
I mean this is like a perfect illustration of the point where it becomes confusing to differentiate between Dada and schizoid

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 18:48 (seventeen years ago) link

seriously! dude's gotta have the same two facets in every single day's strip! "My audience is here for what I'm good at, so I'll give it to 'em."

Oddly enough, the strip reminds me most of Liberty Meadows, only the talking animals are far more realistic and Frank Cho affords his cheesecake character(s) far more dignity by not having to flash asscrack every other frame.

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 18:53 (seventeen years ago) link

It is the most bonkers strip ever, check the ones from early in the year about punching hillary

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 18:54 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/2006/01/09 and on, and it's punching Bill not Hillary.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 18:56 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't get 85% of these comics.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Tuesday, 12 December 2006 19:02 (seventeen years ago) link

there's nothing to get, unless you live inside these people's fucked-up magical worlds

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 19:07 (seventeen years ago) link

The only one that makes any sense is that one that someone put Carlos Mencia in.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Tuesday, 12 December 2006 19:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Now THAT is funny.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Tuesday, 12 December 2006 19:08 (seventeen years ago) link

So does dude beat off to these things once he's drawn them?? Is that the point?

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 19:27 (seventeen years ago) link

selected DBD hits:

http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/cartoons/112106.jpg
http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/cartoons/02-08-2006.gif
http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/cartoons/03-07-2006.gif
http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/cartoons/03-21-2006.gif
http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/cartoons/05-01-2006.gif
http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/cartoons/082906.jpg (maybe)
http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/cartoons/05-24-2006.gif
http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/cartoons/01-11-2006.gif
^^^ hillary and secret service dance to beck

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 19:28 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/cartoons/03-07-2006.gif

^ what??? re: doc shredders....

― jw (ex machina), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 19:41 (seventeen years ago) link

The thing is like 90% of non-political webcomics are just cheesecake + shitty punchlines too.

― 31g (31g), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 21:16 (seventeen years ago) link

why I only read achewood anymore

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 21:32 (seventeen years ago) link

"as an African-American, did you watch Coretta King's funeral?"

― step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 21:39 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.drinkatwork.com/mallardcoulter.jpg

― jw (ex machina), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 22:37 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.drinkatwork.com/2006/03/comic-for-wednesday-march-22-2006.html

http://www.drinkatwork.com/medlarge488.gif

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 01:28 (seventeen years ago) link

and here's a handy page w/ another 10-20 links, just scroll down. All your faves are there: Prickly City, Mallard Fillmore, Cox & Forkum, and much much more!

http://www.jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/MFT20061201.jpg

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 01:41 (seventeen years ago) link

IMG SRC = "http://www.cagle.com/working/061207/stayskal.gif"

LOL...SCIENCE

― 31g (31g), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 01:49 (seventeen years ago) link

ONLY AND IDIOT WOULD BELIEVE IN GLOBAL WARMING WHEN CLEARYL ITS SNOWING OUTSIDE!!!!!!!!!

― max (maxreax), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 05:53 (seventeen years ago) link

mallard fillmore is really poorly drawn

― stevie (stevie2), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 11:57 (seventeen years ago) link

http://media2.salemwebnetwork.com/Townhall/Car/b/ca1213d.jpg

Thank God he both puts the guy in a hood _and_ has him spell it out. i would never have known otherwise.

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 17:02 (seventeen years ago) link

but Iran did host a holocaust denial conference! And David Duke was there! WHERE'S DA FUNNY?

― ledge (ledge), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 17:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Is there supposed to be a joke somewhere in that comic?

(x-post)

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 17:06 (seventeen years ago) link

It's like some 30's cartoonist would've been like, "HA HA, STALIN AND HITLER MADE A PACT!".

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 17:13 (seventeen years ago) link

But were there student protesters?

― jw (ex machina), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 17:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Apparently the jokie is Ahmadinejad = stinky

― nathan explosion (natepatrin), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 17:18 (seventeen years ago) link

I also like the implication that the leader of Iran just let some dude in a hood into his office and then asked him later who he was

― nathan explosion (natepatrin), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 17:19 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/MFT20061212.jpg

i agree with this one.

EGGNOG LOL.

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 17:20 (seventeen years ago) link

http://cmsimg.indystar.com/apps/pbcsi.dll/bilde?Site=BG&Date=20061212&Category=LOCAL&ArtNo=612120413&Ref=AR&Profile=1006&MaxW=200&Q=60&Border=0

― nathan explosion (natepatrin), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 17:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Nice timing there.

― PPlains (PPlains), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 17:34 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/david-mamet/

!!!

not entirely rightwing but they for sure look like ass

― urghonomic (gcannon), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 18:19 (seventeen years ago) link

i mean, david mamet!! so wierd, i had no idea he'd gone lileks-y lately. i've seen "the unit" a few times and yeah it did seem pretty red state, but wow.

― urghonomic (gcannon), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 18:21 (seventeen years ago) link

(why i assumed mamet was a liberal, i don't know...)

― urghonomic (gcannon), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 18:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Kinda heavy on the "criticism of Israeli policy = you read and believe Protocols" but still seems to the left of, say, South Park

― nathan explosion (natepatrin), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 18:35 (seventeen years ago) link

(at least if you look at the Bush/immigration ones)

― nathan explosion (natepatrin), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 18:35 (seventeen years ago) link

why does ahmadinejad have flies around him? do iranians not bathe?

― max (maxreax), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 19:18 (seventeen years ago) link

muslims don't bathe, duh

― grbchv! (gbx), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 19:20 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Cartoon-Iraq-Group.jpg

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 19:25 (seventeen years ago) link

holy shit + roffle

― I Am Curious (George) (Slight Return) (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 19:34 (seventeen years ago) link

there is a woman crying in every single one of those!! it always gets me.

― urghonomic (gcannon), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 19:39 (seventeen years ago) link

that man is a hero

― violent j (sandboxhulkington), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 19:46 (seventeen years ago) link

a hero and a patriot

― friday on the porch (lfam), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 20:03 (seventeen years ago) link

http://media2.salemwebnetwork.com/Townhall/Car/b/Shelton_C20061214.jpg

feel free to flip that V around

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Thursday, 14 December 2006 23:55 (seventeen years ago) link

found another source

http://www.rightoons.com/images/lang/thursday.jpg

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Friday, 15 December 2006 00:03 (seventeen years ago) link

re: saddam baker hamilton being hanged-- those are from the onion, right? not that theyre particularly far from reality.

― max (maxreax), Friday, 15 December 2006 00:07 (seventeen years ago) link

Thanks to whoever upthread pointed out that the onion has a woman with one tear in ever cartoon. So good!

― jw (ex machina), Friday, 15 December 2006 00:42 (seventeen years ago) link

POPULIST RHETORIC

― grady (grady), Friday, 15 December 2006 00:57 (seventeen years ago) link

i'd imagine at least one of the 'bona fide' right-wing 'toons is in fact a satire. the onion do it brilliantly, but they can't be anything but blatant about where they stand due to the intellectual, liberal nature of their general content. unless they have someone 'on the inside' as well...

the one with 'the left' as a rabid, frothing madman being restrained by the 'blue dog'...nobody in their right minds would surely publish such drivel, whatever their political allegiances are. it's positively destructive towards its own supposed 'cause'...which is why I suspect it's probably been drawn with the view to piss off just about everyone, in an act of crude omni-satire. although if it succeeds in its aim of enraging liberals (as it did with me), it goes part of the way to fulfilling its own prophecy, a complication i'm sure well beyond the cerebral reach of its manifestly imbecilic author.

and as for 'day by day'...jeez, that shit is sinister. pornographic pseudo-cool sex-o-rama data-stuffed big daddy america fantasy bullshit. it's like that film 'swordfish', except somehow yet more pernicious. ugh.

― I am the best lyrocost since Dylan (Scourage), Friday, 15 December 2006 01:10 (seventeen years ago) link

what the hell? populist rhetoric? growing under a "nut" like cilia? what?!

that's $20 to kucinich's campaign, i'm writing a check.

― GAWD PVNCH (yournullfame), Friday, 15 December 2006 15:26 (seventeen years ago) link

oldie but goodie, now more relevant:

http://joshreads.com/images/0612/mallardboozebw.jpg

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Friday, 15 December 2006 16:35 (seventeen years ago) link

http://media2.salemwebnetwork.com/Townhall/Car/b/cleaninghouse.jpg

not that this was supposed to make any coherent or logical sense, but the Jefferson thing doesn't really apply here, does it, since dude was re-elected anyway?

also

http://media2.salemwebnetwork.com/Townhall/Car/b/bg1214j.jpg

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Friday, 15 December 2006 21:14 (seventeen years ago) link

That Pelosi one = ??? Jefferson's the only one of those I've heard of.

― nathan explosion (natepatrin), Friday, 15 December 2006 21:20 (seventeen years ago) link

That doesn't look very much like Barack Obama.

― max (maxreax), Friday, 15 December 2006 21:24 (seventeen years ago) link

I think dubya's ears stick out more

― jw (ex machina), Friday, 15 December 2006 21:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Aww look, Pelosi's painted the walls pink, put on an apron, and started sweeping.

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 15 December 2006 22:16 (seventeen years ago) link

See cuz she has a vagina, amirite?

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 15 December 2006 22:17 (seventeen years ago) link

i like the mysterious black filth and bones under the carpet. cause, you know, if you did the same gag about the republicans you'd just have dennis hastert stamping on a tiny rug on top of a pile of bones, filth, corruption and evil grasping tentacles. and that pile would be as big as the fuckin earth.

― GAWD PVNCH (yournullfame), Saturday, 16 December 2006 09:45 (seventeen years ago) link

C'mon, Tom Delay can't hold a candle to the horrific Boss Tweed-level corruption of Stephanie Tubbs Jones!

― nathan explosion (natepatrin), Saturday, 16 December 2006 16:35 (seventeen years ago) link

http://content.todayscartoons.uclick.com/?feature=cd718a0af81365a6ab296a79121cdcc2

― and what (ooo), Saturday, 16 December 2006 16:47 (seventeen years ago) link

None of the idol worshippers appears to be wearing pants.

― Colin M (All names have been taken), Saturday, 16 December 2006 16:51 (seventeen years ago) link

that one's kinda true except for the pants part

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Saturday, 16 December 2006 17:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Now, i do think that a deserted pacific island covered with majestic yet mysterious Obama heads could be quite a tourist draw

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Saturday, 16 December 2006 18:24 (seventeen years ago) link

http://media2.salemwebnetwork.com/Townhall/Car/b/20061218RZ1AP-JimmyCarter.jpg

I'm thinking the effort of this cartoon went to drawing the bookcases

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Saturday, 16 December 2006 22:52 (seventeen years ago) link

such wit

― friday on the porch (lfam), Saturday, 16 December 2006 23:22 (seventeen years ago) link

urgh!!!

― friday on the porch (lfam), Saturday, 16 December 2006 23:23 (seventeen years ago) link

certainly no one has hated america quite as deeply as President Carter.

Mamet is about the worst cartoonist i've ever seen. I've done telephone doodling more complex than this.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/theblog/archive/img012.jpg

― forksclovetofu (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 17 December 2006 01:45 (seventeen years ago) link

???

http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/cartoons/121706.jpg

― Ed (dali), Sunday, 17 December 2006 08:24 (seventeen years ago) link

I think Mamet is going for some bizarre fusion of Toothpaste for Dinner w/political comix.

― step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, 17 December 2006 08:38 (seventeen years ago) link

http://media2.salemwebnetwork.com/Townhall/Car/b/06.12.17.GenocidalLogic.jpg

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Monday, 18 December 2006 03:56 (seventeen years ago) link

i kinda agree with this one, but i'm more interested in the shoe choices:

http://media2.salemwebnetwork.com/Townhall/Car/b/varv121906a.jpg

I get the "all-star" gag, but Obama strikes me as more of a New Balance/Adidas guy.

And look; Hillary's got girlie shoes! All girls gotsta have obviously gendered footwear! Just like in the WNBA!

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 16:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Who wears tan socks?

― Leon Czolgosz (Leon), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 16:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Hillary's got some fat ankles!

― kv_nol (kv_nol), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 16:23 (seventeen years ago) link

haha cankle

xpost!!

― urghonomic (gcannon), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 16:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Barack has a butt calf

― f. scott baio (natepatrin), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 17:15 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/cartoons/121906.jpg

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 17:37 (seventeen years ago) link

I thought he was into heart attacks, not strokes.

― Leon Czolgosz (Leon), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 17:39 (seventeen years ago) link

i like it how the day by day dude never draws bush, cheney, or any of his other idols. it's almost like it'd be blasphemy in his worldview.

― hm (modestmickey), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 17:39 (seventeen years ago) link

he's just copying Doonesbury it that regard.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 17:41 (seventeen years ago) link

what happens when he attempts caricature:

http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/cartoons/121306.jpg

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 17:48 (seventeen years ago) link

Was he supposed to look like Martian Manhunter? Is that part of the joke?

― Leon Czolgosz (Leon), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 17:49 (seventeen years ago) link

i almost never understand the "punchline" of day by day cartoons. it's not just that i don't think it's funny, but i really can't figure out most of the time what it's even supposed to mean. that dude really lives in a different world than i do.

― hm (modestmickey), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 17:50 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, that's part of the thing. i'm a little obsessed with the strip, just for the all bifurcated effort the guy puts into it.

It's amazing that he seems to put the same energy and emphasis on his twin focal points of hot chicks and bizarro-world talking points, leading to the schizoid/dadaist results that Tombot noted upthread. Both areas have the same amount of projections and fantastical characters so unconnected in any way with any verifiable reality,

http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/Cartoons/121506.jpg
http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/cartoons/121606.jpg

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 18:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Second alcohol-related arrest in four months for 'Mallard Fillmore' creator
http://www.indystar.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=200661211035

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 14:54 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.wonkette.com/assets/resources/2006/12/animalrights.jpg

I realize that everyone who reads BoingBoing or Wonkette is already aware of this NRA pamphlet, but it still seems wrong to let it go unrecorded here:

http://www.boingboing.net/2006/12/24/fearmongering_graphi.html

― 31g (31g), Thursday, 28 December 2006 10:08 (seventeen years ago) link

i still don't believe that's real.

― GAWD PVNCH (yournullfame), Thursday, 28 December 2006 10:47 (seventeen years ago) link

omg watch out she's got STUBBLE AND GASOLINE

― latebloomer (clonefeed), Thursday, 28 December 2006 13:56 (seventeen years ago) link

the little owl carrying the dynamite has me dying

― latebloomer (clonefeed), Thursday, 28 December 2006 13:57 (seventeen years ago) link

o rly?

― and what (ooo), Thursday, 28 December 2006 14:43 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm disappointed that the animals aren't wearing birkenstocks as well. Look out! Belly-button piercings coming to blow up your shit!

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Thursday, 28 December 2006 15:22 (seventeen years ago) link

does the girl have a k records tattoo?

― GAWD PVNCH (yournullfame), Thursday, 28 December 2006 15:24 (seventeen years ago) link

C/Z

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Thursday, 28 December 2006 15:32 (seventeen years ago) link

lobster with angry eyebrows!

― f. scott baio (natepatrin), Thursday, 28 December 2006 15:43 (seventeen years ago) link

http://media2.salemwebnetwork.com/Townhall/Car/b/PN010407.jpg

http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/cartoons/01-30-2006.gif

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 00:40 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh my gasoline girl looks like meee +tats 'cept I don't wear Birks and I have a perpetual five-month preggo belly of which I am quite fond. My leggy hair is also a little more. Or a lot more.

― Abbott (Abbott), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 01:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Aw, I have no bellybutton peircing either. I thought that was just bad shading via the inker.

― Abbott (Abbott), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 01:02 (seventeen years ago) link

one month passes...

Continuing...

http://media2.salemwebnetwork.com/Townhall/Car/b/PN021307.jpg

http://www.jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/MFT20070210.jpg

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Monday, 12 February 2007 18:42 (seventeen years ago) link

kingfish is a walter williams street teamer and i claim my US$1

― urghonomic (gcannon), Monday, 12 February 2007 18:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Walter Williams

Pretty much a 70-year-old black version of John Stossel. Writes stuff like

At least two-thirds of the federal budget represents forcing one American to serve the purposes of another. Younger workers are forced to pay for the prescriptions of older Americans; people who are not farmers are forced to serve those who are; nonpoor people are forced to serve poor people; and the general public is forced to serve corporations, college students and other special interests who have the ear of Congress.

yadda yadda yadda

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Monday, 12 February 2007 18:55 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't understand the Jimmy Carter Klan one in the slightest, maybe because I am an Englander.

― Chap (chap), Monday, 12 February 2007 18:56 (seventeen years ago) link

jimmy carter hates black people. what else do you need to know?

― a_p (a_p), Monday, 12 February 2007 19:00 (seventeen years ago) link

John Edwards(Dem candidate for Prez) hired a coupla bloggers who Bill Donahue(conservative bloviator) didn't like, so he publicly attacked them. Like with everything else, it was so much bullshit.

Apparently, it dovetails in the cartoonist's mind with the whole "jimmy carter is anti-semitic!!111" thing.

xp that too

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Monday, 12 February 2007 19:02 (seventeen years ago) link

http://media2.salemwebnetwork.com/Townhall/Car/b/PN021507.jpg

Uhm, if democrats are the jew-like dolchstoss/backstabbers here, why would they need a plank?

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 23:34 (seventeen years ago) link

and just so's we keep this thread current:

http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Cartoon-Real-Super-Bowl.jpg

http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Cartoon-Hollywood-Gore.jpg

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 23:36 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahahaha

― deej (deej), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 00:50 (seventeen years ago) link

What the fuck?

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 00:54 (seventeen years ago) link

i didn't know that jon lovitz made "an inconvenient truth"

― coz larry (bundgee), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 00:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Is he saying in the first cartoon that we should kill all the Iraqis?

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 01:00 (seventeen years ago) link

"the onion"

― coz larry (bundgee), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 01:01 (seventeen years ago) link

I like the way Mr Football Man is actually leaving DEAD BLOODY BODIES IN HIS PATH

― Bodhisattva, let me take you by the hand (kenan), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 01:07 (seventeen years ago) link

and has been said b4, recurring statue of liberty is awesome

― Bodhisattva, let me take you by the hand (kenan), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 01:08 (seventeen years ago) link

http://media2.salemwebnetwork.com/Townhall/Car/b/07.02.13.NukeBoost.jpg

These guys really don't know what "appeaser" means, do they?

http://media2.salemwebnetwork.com/Townhall/Car/b/gm070213.jpg

yay for grungey drummers in 2007

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 17:48 (seventeen years ago) link

i like this one, reminds me of Bloom County:

http://media2.salemwebnetwork.com/Townhall/Car/b/ca0213d.jpg

what with all the repeatedly-hitting-over-the-head bits (e.g. Basselope gap, Marxists on our south gate, etc)

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 17:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Why is there an unplugged amp?

― jw (ex machina), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:14 (seventeen years ago) link

they're so blinded by their irrational bush-hate, y'see

― kingfish in absentia (kingfish), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:20 (seventeen years ago) link

http://media2.salemwebnetwork.com/Townhall/Car/b/PN021607.jpg

ha HA! See what he did there! Those traitrous dixie chicks should keep their lyin' mouths SHUT!

http://media2.salemwebnetwork.com/Townhall/Car/b/Shelton_C20070215.jpg

ha ha! obama said something wrong that he immediately corrected!

― they be stealin' kingfish's bucket (kingfish), Thursday, 15 February 2007 22:24 (seventeen years ago) link

http://media2.salemwebnetwork.com/Townhall/Car/b/cb0215j.jpg

― they be stealin' kingfish's bucket (kingfish), Thursday, 15 February 2007 22:25 (seventeen years ago) link

...

― Dethrone the dictaphone, hit it in it's funny bone (kenan), Thursday, 15 February 2007 22:35 (seventeen years ago) link

the pain the artist felt in trying not to make obama look offensively black is evident in every line.

― GAWD PVNCH (yournullfame), Friday, 16 February 2007 05:25 (seventeen years ago) link

and ends up being a caricature of no living person.

this is what obama looks like:

http://www.college.columbia.edu/cct/may04/images/profile3_obama.jpg

for comparison's sake

― Dethrone the dictaphone, hit it in it's funny bone (kenan), Friday, 16 February 2007 06:11 (seventeen years ago) link

and anyway, don't most people understand what obama meant? of course a life lost in a useless war fought for the wrong reasons is a wasted life. what's with the contention that any life lost in an american war is not wasted? it is possible, ya know. it's just an extension of the contention that you can't criticize the government, because you're forgetting one thing: 9/11. i guess this is where sheehan comes in.

― Dethrone the dictaphone, hit it in it's funny bone (kenan), Friday, 16 February 2007 06:16 (seventeen years ago) link

</duhfuckingduh>

― Dethrone the dictaphone, hit it in it's funny bone (kenan), Friday, 16 February 2007 06:17 (seventeen years ago) link

http://media2.salemwebnetwork.com/Townhall/Car/b/holb070215.jpg

This kind of shit makes me feel pretty good. Conservatives are pretty down on all of their potential candidates.

― deej (deej), Friday, 16 February 2007 15:38 (seventeen years ago) link

http://media2.salemwebnetwork.com/Townhall/Car/b/ca0207d.jpg

― deej (deej), Friday, 16 February 2007 15:57 (seventeen years ago) link

ARGH

― a mediocre black-and-white cookie in a cellophane wrapper (hanks1ockli), Friday, 16 February 2007 15:59 (seventeen years ago) link

http://media2.salemwebnetwork.com/Townhall/Car/b/ca0206d.jpg

― deej (deej), Friday, 16 February 2007 16:01 (seventeen years ago) link

So his political platforms are in favor of cervical cancer and the return of the stockades

― deej (deej), Friday, 16 February 2007 16:02 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/021607.jpg

enh, the comic just can't be pictures, it needs to have word balloons, and i guess we'll need some words in there. just put anything.

― they be stealin' kingfish's bucket (kingfish), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:14 (seventeen years ago) link

~~KINDA LIKE SOME OF YOUR POSTS~~ sorry. i snapped.

― PPlains (PPlains), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:40 (seventeen years ago) link

to be fair i dont think any character in day by day says 'gunna'

― and what (ooo), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Eh, Obama's features are all east African, and he's biracial, so the stuff about his face that you'd exaggerate and caricature is way more about how he specifically looks than any racial type.

Haha every fourth year or so I feel some slight sympathy for cartoonists who have to hold back from caricaturing non-white features for fear of being offensive, but then it's like, hell, sorry, Americans have spent all their capital in terms of caricaturing non-white people -- people had their shot and had a good run of it, time's up!

One thing I would be incredibly curious to see is old equivalent renderings of Europeans from an early colonial period, like caricatured representations of the freaky pale people with the boats. Something of this has surely been preserved somewhere.

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:53 (seventeen years ago) link

~~KINDA LIKE SOME OF YOUR POSTS~~ sorry. i snapped.

gosh have I been zinged

― they be stealin' kingfish's bucket (kingfish), Friday, 16 February 2007 21:24 (seventeen years ago) link

Many Jewish groups were shocked by the publication in 2003 by the British newspaper The Independent of a cartoon depicting Ariel Sharon eating a baby.[6] The Israeli government complained to the Press Complaints Commission that the cartoon alluded to the blood libel of Jews eating the children of Christians; Dave Brown, the author, responded that the cartoon was in fact inspired by Francisco de Goya's painting Saturn Devouring his Son[7] and was not anti-Semitic in intent. The PCC accepted Brown's argument, stating "There is nothing inherently anti-semitic about the Goya image or about the myth of Saturn devouring his children, which has been used previously to satirise other politicians accused of sacrificing their own 'children' for political purposes".[8] The cartoon ultimately earned Brown the British Political Cartoon Society's Political Cartoon of the Year award.

― jw (ex machina), Friday, 16 February 2007 21:27 (seventeen years ago) link

gosh have I been zinged
a very low-wattage one, if that.

http://ec2.images-amazon.com/images/P/0688150144.01._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

― PPlains (PPlains), Friday, 16 February 2007 21:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Fight the real enemy, bros.

― TOMB07 (trm), Friday, 16 February 2007 21:30 (seventeen years ago) link

He-Man & the Master Snappers on the Street

― they be stealin' kingfish's bucket (kingfish), Friday, 16 February 2007 21:30 (seventeen years ago) link

^ barenaked ladies? xpost

― jw (ex machina), Friday, 16 February 2007 21:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Nah, just the last thing Chip Bok sees right before his beatdown.

― PPlains (PPlains), Friday, 16 February 2007 21:34 (seventeen years ago) link

One thing I would be incredibly curious to see is old equivalent renderings of Europeans from an early colonial period, like caricatured representations of the freaky pale people with the boats. Something of this has surely been preserved somewhere.

http://www.blackshipsandsamurai.com/yokohama/image/Y0079_English_Couple_cec.jpg

http://www.blackshipsandsamurai.com/YOKO_COLLECTION_jpgs/Y0113_Dutch_telescope_lg.jpg

http://www.blackshipsandsamurai.com/yokohama/image/Y0109_American_horse_ce.jpg

― max (maxreax), Friday, 16 February 2007 22:06 (seventeen years ago) link

UM
http://media2.salemwebnetwork.com/Townhall/Car/b/PN022107.jpg

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Tuesday, 20 February 2007 19:00 (seventeen years ago) link

http://media2.salemwebnetwork.com/Townhall/Car/b/20070221ST1AP-Condoleezza.jpg

is this Condi or Opus wearing a Marilyn Quayle wig again?

http://media2.salemwebnetwork.com/Townhall/Car/b/bg0220j.jpg

I actually snickered at this one

― they be stealin' kingfish's bucket (kingfish), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 19:45 (seventeen years ago) link

http://media2.salemwebnetwork.com/Townhall/Car/b/ca0220d.jpg

http://media2.salemwebnetwork.com/Townhall/Car/b/bg0220ad.jpg

OH NOES DOLCHSTOSS AGAIN!

― they be stealin' kingfish's bucket (kingfish), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 19:48 (seventeen years ago) link

and again

http://media2.salemwebnetwork.com/Townhall/Car/b/slowbleedmurth.jpg

http://www.jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/MFT20070220.jpg

― they be stealin' kingfish's bucket (kingfish), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 19:51 (seventeen years ago) link

I love conservative math:

Manipulating intelligence/distorting facts/lying to send troops off to an unnecessary war and then mismanaging it with incompetence that has cost thousands of lives = supporting the troops

Trying to figure out how to end the war and bring the troops home = treason

― n (nathan), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 19:51 (seventeen years ago) link

you forgot the part where you cut all of the benefits for the troops once they get back. and put the most damaged ones in shitty, roach-infested hellhole facilities to keep them out of the public eye.

watchword for the conservatives this week: SLOW BLEED. democrats want the troops to SLOWly BLEED to death!!!!!!!!

― GAWD PVNCH (yournullfame), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 20:33 (seventeen years ago) link

wow, this Asay guy is almost as consistently entertaining as "day by day":

http://media2.salemwebnetwork.com/Townhall/Car/b/ca0221d.jpg

― they be stealin' kingfish's bucket (kingfish), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 19:34 (seventeen years ago) link

http://media2.salemwebnetwork.com/Townhall/Car/b/gm070221.jpg

lolol gore is fat lolol

http://media2.salemwebnetwork.com/Townhall/Car/b/20070223RZ1AP-AnnaNews.jpg

lololol stupid rightwingers, don't they know that a nuclear explosion blanket the R/F spectrum and kill any news broadcast?

― they be stealin' kingfish's bucket (kingfish), Thursday, 22 February 2007 21:16 (seventeen years ago) link

would blanket, rather

― they be stealin' kingfish's bucket (kingfish), Thursday, 22 February 2007 21:21 (seventeen years ago) link

http://media2.salemwebnetwork.com/Townhall/Car/b/kn0222ad.jpg

― they be stealin' kingfish's bucket (kingfish), Thursday, 22 February 2007 21:28 (seventeen years ago) link

???

http://media2.salemwebnetwork.com/Townhall/Car/b/ca0222d.jpg

― they be stealin' kingfish's bucket (kingfish), Thursday, 22 February 2007 21:47 (seventeen years ago) link

lololol stupid rightwingers, don't they know that a nuclear explosion blanket the R/F spectrum and kill any news broadcast?

I thought EMP was only useful if the exposion was high in the atmosphere?

― Del Monte Young (ex machina), Thursday, 22 February 2007 23:39 (seventeen years ago) link

if you wanted to knock out an entire region perhaps, but it's pretty safe to say that it'd kill anything in the same city.

― they be stealin' kingfish's bucket (kingfish), Thursday, 22 February 2007 23:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Beyond a certain altitude a nuclear weapon will not produce any EMP, as the gamma rays will have had sufficient distance to disperse.

wikipedia

― Del Monte Young (ex machina), Thursday, 22 February 2007 23:53 (seventeen years ago) link

if it's high enough, yeah.

the cartoon has a suitcase going up, which would be street level.

― they be stealin' kingfish's bucket (kingfish), Thursday, 22 February 2007 23:56 (seventeen years ago) link

it has to be VERY high. Like below airplanes

― Del Monte Young (ex machina), Friday, 23 February 2007 00:05 (seventeen years ago) link

http://media2.salemwebnetwork.com/Townhall/Car/b/20070226RZ2AP-Worship.jpg

i'm disappointed that the brain-sacrficing stick isn't plainly labelled the "brain-sacrificing stick"

― they be stealin' kingfish's bucket (kingfish), Saturday, 24 February 2007 00:10 (seventeen years ago) link

http://media2.salemwebnetwork.com/Townhall/Car/b/holb070223.jpg

uhm....zing?

― they be stealin' kingfish's bucket (kingfish), Saturday, 24 February 2007 00:14 (seventeen years ago) link

in the sacrifice cartoon, what does it mean that the mom is wearing punk clothes and the dad is wearing a suit?

― step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Saturday, 24 February 2007 02:19 (seventeen years ago) link

LIEBERALS is what its means

― GAWD PVNCH (yournullfame), Saturday, 24 February 2007 03:45 (seventeen years ago) link

http://media2.salemwebnetwork.com/Townhall/Car/b/cb0225cd.jpg

T/S: heart-covered boxers: tired & unfunny "comedy" meme or still potent?

― they be stealin' kingfish's bucket (kingfish), Monday, 26 February 2007 20:54 (seventeen years ago) link

some of these are ok

― Del Monte Young (ex machina), Monday, 26 February 2007 21:48 (seventeen years ago) link

which ones?

― they be stealin' kingfish's bucket (kingfish), Monday, 26 February 2007 22:28 (seventeen years ago) link

I saw a cartoon featuring Hillary with a shaved head. It's going to be a long spring.

― PPlains (PPlains), Monday, 26 February 2007 22:37 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, there were like three head-shaving-related in the last two days at townhall alone. hooooo boy.

― they be stealin' kingfish's bucket (kingfish), Monday, 26 February 2007 22:41 (seventeen years ago) link

http://media2.salemwebnetwork.com/Townhall/Car/b/cb0225cd.jpg
http://media2.salemwebnetwork.com/Townhall/Car/b/ca0222d.jpg
http://media2.salemwebnetwork.com/Townhall/Car/b/bg0220j.jpg

― Del Monte Young (ex machina), Monday, 26 February 2007 22:43 (seventeen years ago) link

hey, how did you display more than 2 images in a post? I thought they were capped on this board.

― they be stealin' kingfish's bucket (kingfish), Monday, 26 February 2007 23:03 (seventeen years ago) link

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