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― TRIVIA FLAME FOR ALL TIME, Tuesday, 28 November 2006 05:00 (nineteen years ago)

congratulations to alex and zack for their humor and their candor tonight

― SCHMIDT, Tuesday, 28 November 2006 05:10 (nineteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flipper_%28band%29

― SMITHEE, ALAN, Tuesday, 28 November 2006 05:12 (nineteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flipper_%28cricket%29

― ANIMALS (INCREDIBLE), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 14:56 (nineteen years ago)

Hey Pete Smith, I would like to talk to you about a new predatory lending law in Chicago some time. xoxo Jenny.

― Lance Rock (pullapartgirl), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 15:54 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/081104/do-you-like-me.gif

― the dream police, Tuesday, 28 November 2006 16:04 (nineteen years ago)

who the HELL are you PEOPLE

― SAME OLD TOMBOT, Tuesday, 28 November 2006 16:06 (nineteen years ago)

mostly me

― a|ex, Tuesday, 28 November 2006 16:13 (nineteen years ago)

hey jenny - email me dude

― Peter Smith (pete), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 16:15 (nineteen years ago)

I really hate this, dudes. Alex, what is yr e-mail address so we can add you to the e-mail thread we have limping along stoically in gmails.

― allyzay whatever, Tuesday, 28 November 2006 21:16 (nineteen years ago)

alex.p@reene@gmail

― ap (a_p), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 21:19 (nineteen years ago)

i'm concerned that the gmails thread won't have enough cat pictures

― ap (a_p), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 21:30 (nineteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flipper's_Guitar

― SHIBUYA, JAPAN (ex machina), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 21:34 (nineteen years ago)

me (2:32:38 PM): i think we were super obnoxious as hosts
me (2:32:50 PM): but not obnoxious enough because some people liked us
dave: (2:32:52 PM): that's what pete said
dave (2:32:58 PM): that's also what he said
me (2:32:57 PM): did he tell you the flipper thing?
me (2:33:03 PM): it was pretty funny
dave (2:33:04 PM): he said two people got it right
dave (2:33:10 PM): probably just cuz you shout flipper every week
me (2:33:42 PM): oh no, not that part - this one team was handing in their music round answer sheet and was like "what happened to the flipper round? we studied the wikipedia page all day!"
me (2:33:52 PM): and i looked down at their answer sheet and realized they'd gotten the flipper question wrong
dave (2:34:10 PM): haha
dave (2:34:21 PM): you gave them a bonus point?
me (2:34:36 PM): no, it gets better
me (2:35:03 PM): at the bar later they were like "you guys were totally great hosts, but we were so ready for a flipper round. we knew the years it was on, the cast, the plots...what happened?"

― you are stupid (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 28 November 2006 21:52 (nineteen years ago)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ok that is hilarious.
http://www.kitten-pictures.com/images/Kitten-Pictures-70.jpg

― Allyzay is a town of people, people who DIED, Tuesday, 28 November 2006 21:58 (nineteen years ago)

FUCK THIS JOB, FUCK IT SO HARD

SETTING, THE 9AM BRIEFING, WHERE I WORK.

guy from admin group: "blah blah blah we're doing a manpower study, here is how we want you to fill out the spreadsheet with your activities, we want to see where we can shift personnel to cover some things and support some other activities blah blah blah"

me: "are MITRE taking part in this?"

guy from admin group, to other guy in admin group: "uh?"

other guy: "No, not this time."

me: "Surprise."

THE END

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 14:36 (nineteen years ago)

PLEASE UNIT CHIEF, PLEASE COME PISS IN MY MOUTH, THAT IS WHAT WE DO HERE

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 14:36 (nineteen years ago)

so how exactly is this pseudo-ilx different from the old-ilx and the nu-ilx?

― quincie, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 14:42 (nineteen years ago)

like technically speaking

― quincie, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 14:43 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah I HATE DETAILING WHAT I DO ALL DAY ON SPREADHSEETS OR WHATEVER.

We had to do that too, it sucked balls.

Hey y'all. Laughing at the Flipper shit.

xpost yeah this is pretty okay

― Party With Me Punker, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 14:43 (nineteen years ago)

i think it's different in that no one can figure out how to register and log in.

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

I don't even care that I'm having to detail my bullshit in the spreadsheet. It's just that I'd rather have a boss who has the fucking fortitude to come down and say to our faces "I'm getting rid of the incident response team, it's just as well anyway because I don't trust any of you people and I refuse to give you access to the tools you need to actually do your job, so it's not like anybody will miss them."

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:04 (nineteen years ago)

alex OTM, if you register you can never, ever change your settings and wtf should you register at all in that case. So it's a pain in a horse's ass to sit and try to wade through any of this.

Tom I don't understand a goddamn thing you are talking about.

Everyone, what do you think of people who are TOO STUPID TO READ YOUR E-MAIL SIGNATURE TO GET YOUR PHONE NUMBER???

Also, due to lack of registration abilities I am just randomly picking names I've used in the past thanks to saved forms function on firefox. ANYONE have any clue wtf this particular posting name is about????

― Allyzay keeps getting driven off my Dan Perry, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:04 (nineteen years ago)

Tom just quit your fucking job, spend a month working on your thesis, and get a new one. Jesus dude.

― Allyzay will never stop "making pancakes", Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:05 (nineteen years ago)

rent. food.

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:09 (nineteen years ago)

cat litter. beer. cat food.

― party with me punker, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:10 (nineteen years ago)

sup bros

http://www.captainoi.com/images/covers/cd132.jpg

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:11 (nineteen years ago)

today i am thinking i will perhaps to go back to skool

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:14 (nineteen years ago)

cats dont even really need food right now - mr kitty can eat some of dr ben, and theyll both be fine for a couple months

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:14 (nineteen years ago)

ho snap

― eat me, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:15 (nineteen years ago)

lets move to chapel hill

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:15 (nineteen years ago)

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:17 (nineteen years ago)

Make it Charleston and you have a DEAL

Tom stop being a pussy and man up and admit we can survive without your paycheck one (1) month. Maybe if you ever sold that pile of CDs sittin there for like 8 years now. SNAP

http://newfunpages.com/images/images2/funnypictures/kitties_in_box.jpg

― Allyzay "Doris Lessing" Eisenschefter, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:18 (nineteen years ago)

i am pro back to school though I am currently hating school and I am in the senioritis part of the semester where I hate everyone and the crap they turn in for me to look at & critique

SC SUX

― grumpy old man, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:19 (nineteen years ago)

hey guys check it, it's the cheer up cat!!!
http://www.dylanbeattie.net/photos/kitties/IMGP2646.jpg

xpost wtfever grumpy ass.

― Allyzay BREAK YA FINGAS YAAAAAAH!, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:20 (nineteen years ago)

Whatever Ms. "I'm defending South Carolina"

http://ntsj.com/albums/rebelxlpics/yinyang.highlight.jpg

― party with me punker, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:21 (nineteen years ago)

There was a feature on South Of The Border in the Express this morning!

― YOU NEVER SAUSAGE A PLACE, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:23 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.fantasticfiction.co.uk/images/n20/n100833.jpg

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:24 (nineteen years ago)

south of the border is the only bad thing about SC, I'm certain.
http://www.knitemare.org/cats/270916532_830d6ef2b6.jpg

― Allyzay＇へ＇凸, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:26 (nineteen years ago)

that is an awesome cat picture.

your views on South Carolina are perplexing.

― party with me punker, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:27 (nineteen years ago)

OH SHIT, Janette Oke used to write a shitton of Christian romances, our church library stocked 'em.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:28 (nineteen years ago)

your views on South Carolina are perplexing.

-- party with me punker (pelagi...), November 29th, 2006.

OTM! SotB rules, and otherwise, what does SC do besides refuse to take the stars and bars off the statehouse??

HAY LAUREL!

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:30 (nineteen years ago)

I've never actually been to SC.
http://www.knitemare.org/cats/1156364979853zh9.jpg

xpost anyone who says SotB rules is no longer a friend of mine.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself., Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:30 (nineteen years ago)

WHAAA

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:31 (nineteen years ago)

SC gave us Hootie. SOTB billboards can get old but the place itself is sorta boss compared to all the other shit on 95.

― party with me punker, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:33 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.pedroland.com/images/pedro.gif

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:34 (nineteen years ago)

HEY GUYZ. I don't know what I'm doing on yr thread -- just bored today, I guess.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:34 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.pedroland.com/images/monkey.jpg

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:35 (nineteen years ago)

I KNOW, SHOCKER, I'M AGAINST BLATANT RACISM AND FIND IT NEITHER "FUNNY" NOR "IRONIC," OMGWTF SOOOO CONFUSING LOL!!!!!!!!!111

http://www.knitemare.org/cats/270913948_610f50b666.jpg

I am also against hootie. But NC isn't that great, dudes. Chapel Hill was nice but I wouldn't want to live there, shit would get old fast.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme is a name that is apparently "taken, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:36 (nineteen years ago)

is it a "making mexicans look awful" thing? i can understand that objection, but somehow it seems reverent to me.

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:37 (nineteen years ago)

that is like saying Buckwheat impressions are reverent to black people, dude.

http://www.knitemare.org/cats/killsuperman6sr6su.jpg

― Allyzay "Doris Lessing" Eisenschefter, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:37 (nineteen years ago)

ok ok fine maybe yr right

BUT THEN WHY WOULD YOU EVER WANT TO MOVE TO CHARLESTON

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:38 (nineteen years ago)

BUENS DIAS, AMIGO! pedro VER' GLAD YOU COME!!
pedro got 112 meelion amigos, who stay weeth heem, opp teel now all satisfy come back, send frans...thees make pedro ver' HAPPEE...like for frans come back all time...pedro hope YOU make 112 meelion and wan happee amigos! you come back soon, too, yes?

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:38 (nineteen years ago)

sotb was where everyone in new england bought fireworks in the 70s and early 80s before new hampster made them legal again. every winter in the weird suburban enclave where i grew up there would be conversations along the lines of "you're going to florida? you driving? hey, on the way back could you stop in south carolina and convert this mortgage payment into roman candles?"

and that's why the fourth of july always reminds me of drunk suburban dads chucking m-80s at each other.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:39 (nineteen years ago)

Again with the awesome catness.
Dudes, let's rank the states today.

BEST: ME, CO, CA
WORST: IL (except for Chicago), FL, TX

― party with me punker, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:39 (nineteen years ago)

BECAUSE I'VE NEVER BEEN THERE, THAT'S LIKE THE BASIS FOR 99.9% OF THINGS I THINK ARE "GOOD IDEAS" TO DO.

http://www.knitemare.org/cats/shoeboxx.jpg

Tom, you're about to be murdered.

― Allyzay BREAK YA FINGAS YAAAAAAH!, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:39 (nineteen years ago)

there's no way a cat could kill superman.

― party with me punker, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:41 (nineteen years ago)

otto, that is part of the reason why my mom's family used to stay there on trips down to SC to see my aunt. That and the fact that SotB was apparently as long as my grandfather was willing to drive with my grandmother in the car.

ranking states, uh, best: NY, SC which I have never been to but I am certain is GREAT, CA. worst: VA ultimate #1 not a bro by furthest votes, CT, NM.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue &White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:42 (nineteen years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/22/28460994_f9e74690bf_o.jpg

― Lance Rock (pullapartgirl), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:43 (nineteen years ago)

best states: CA, ME, VT
worst: NY (except NYC), NJ, TX

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:44 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.fortunecity.com/tatooine/niven/142/img/pr0502.jpg

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:44 (nineteen years ago)

sonned over a fortune city beef

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:45 (nineteen years ago)

I also like WA and MA, I think. Though Boston is still kind of a shithole. I like NC okay and I like FL!!!

http://www.knitemare.org/cats/catincleave.jpg

― Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:46 (nineteen years ago)

cats r living the dream

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:47 (nineteen years ago)

hey jenny - i will respond thoughtfully to yr email today, maybe after soliciting some thoughts from my coworkers...

XPOST FLORIDA?

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:47 (nineteen years ago)

also FL is not likable, i am sorry.

― you are stupid (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:47 (nineteen years ago)

southeastern mass is even worse than boston, the taint of new england where it's not cape cod and it's not rhode island.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:48 (nineteen years ago)

What the fuck, FLORIDA? Ally girl you crazy from too much sun + tequila. Get yr kicks in Mexico and points south & tropical, not in the lamest state in the union.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:49 (nineteen years ago)

i mean, my friend lauren would be angry at me for generalizing, but there are some lame-ass parts of FL

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:49 (nineteen years ago)

Thanks, Pete Smith.

DELAWARE 4 LYF

― Lance Rock (pullapartgirl), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:51 (nineteen years ago)

Chen's has great fortune city beef

― DOCTOR METH KING, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:51 (nineteen years ago)

there are some lame-ass parts of every single state mentioned, but the rest of these states ain't got Disneyworld, you fucktards. If you hate Disneyworld, you hate everything.

http://www.knitemare.org/cats/04.jpg

― Allyzay "Doris Lessing" Eisenschefter, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:52 (nineteen years ago)

OH YEAH DELAWARE - OUTLET STORES AND $50 IN TOLLS ON I-95. WOOT

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:52 (nineteen years ago)

also florida is pure vile piss shit from fuck hell

― THIS WILL NOT STAND, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:53 (nineteen years ago)

Wait WAHT? Disneyworld, you gotta be fucking kidding me.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:54 (nineteen years ago)

I'm aggressive today.
http://www.knitemare.org/cats/270911984_cb33966684.jpg

I haven't been to many states besides driving through them so I don't have much to say about some of these states. I mean seriously tho, CO seems like it sucks.

xpost I have no fucking idea who any of you are, since I can't even see your fake e-mail addresses much less log in names etc, can we all keep consistent names during this period of great strife?

― Allyzay keeps getting driven off my Dan Perry, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:54 (nineteen years ago)

the "(except [MAJOR CITY])" thing seems kinda bullshit. it's like "least favorite band: the stooges (except iggy)" or some other comparison that's less stupid.

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:55 (nineteen years ago)

(btw ally "you are stupid" was not directed at you i just forgot to change the login). florida totally sucks but there was one cool thing about it. well there are two cool things about it, both incredible animal/wildlife/nature related - one: the everglades. two: i lived there when i was a v. v. young youth and one of my cornerstone memories is of riding in my mom's car when i was about 3 during love bug (Plecia nearctica) mating season, where they join at the abdomen and undertake sexy sexy flights, and it being this totally rad biblical plague of locusts type thing where the impact of their bodies smacking against the windshield was unmatched by like every single rainstorm i've ever driven through combined. windshield wipers were essential to not dying. that was pretty cool.

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:55 (nineteen years ago)

I will say it again: you are completely insane if you have a problem with Disneyworld. Laurel, thank you for keeping a name I understand ;_;
http://www.knitemare.org/cats/e3ecattech.jpg

xpost yeah, see, the everglades are pretty cool too. Maybe the rest of you should get the hell out of Miami when you go to FL and explore the world!!!

― Allyzay BREAK YA FINGAS YAAAAAAH!, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:56 (nineteen years ago)

The House Meets the Mouse, Part One

(May 11, 1993)

The family goes to Disney World, where Michelle becomes the park's "princess for the day" and runs away after her sisters and Kimmy talks about how selfish she is being. Danny wants to ask Vicky if she will marry him.

Rumors circulated that 11 yr old Jodie Sweetin was killed in a car accident in 1993, this was not true, seeing the fact that she was filming a new full house episode called the house meets the mouse in orlando florida , also you can see behind the scenes of this special episode on you tube.

[edit] The House Meets the Mouse, Part Two

(May 18, 1993)

The family looks for Michelle, meanwhile D.J. longs for Steve and appears in Orlando. Danny pops the question, and Vicky says yes.

Jodie Sweetin really didn't know how famous she had become until the filming of this particular episode, filmed in Disney MGM Studios.During the filming of this episode, Jodie Sweetin was harassed because when she walked into the bathroom at Disney World, people were asking her for autographs, and she was upset. After the filming of this episode, producers had realized that all three girls had to be protected,so security was enforced.

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:56 (nineteen years ago)

clarification: florida is pure vile piss shit from fuck hell

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:56 (nineteen years ago)

DR. HOUSE MEETS THE MOUSE

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:57 (nineteen years ago)

Pfft. 23.43 miles of I-95 is in Delaware. That's only a couple of bucks, you big exaggerator.

I'll cop to all the outlets, though.

ALLY I AM JENNY. I live in Chicago and I agree with you a lot, except for this craziness where you like Florida and South Carolina, which is just craziness.

― Lance Rock (pullapartgirl), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:57 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.knitemare.org/cats/863641bd7f3d566550712a8fa57d7e01.jpg
^^^ dudes check that.

xpost at least you can buy booze in FL, unlike in Folkston. I mean seriously you of all peopel should have some vague appreciation for the existance of FL.

Pete I was hoping so much that would be a summary of a House episode instead of what it is :(

― Allyzay ＇へ＇凸, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:58 (nineteen years ago)

CO sort of sucks for some of the people, but it is amazingly beautiful, no matter how hackneyed "mountains" seem.

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:58 (nineteen years ago)

OTM!

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:59 (nineteen years ago)

OMG HOUSE WAS SO GOOD LAST NIGHT

i predict house shoots tritter or tritter shoots house by the end of the season - the preview for next week's ep seems to make less dramatic the story arc, and its GOTTA ramp up by the end

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 15:59 (nineteen years ago)

hello Jenny, I am sorry but I am totally convinced that SC is secretly awesome, mainly because I've never ever been to any of it. Also I love this cat:
http://www.knitemare.org/cats/computercat.jpg

xpost what does that mean, "hackneyed mountains"???

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 16:00 (nineteen years ago)

i've never been to disney world.
i've only been to tampa when in florida and that was for work. we did an install at honeywell and were out in 45 minutes. so we went to busch gardens and drank free beer at 10:30 in the morning.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 16:00 (nineteen years ago)

yeah ally re:FL, my friend tells me it aint always so bad, and i believe -ish her

xpost - not mountains, the idea of mountains, hence ""mountains.""

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 16:01 (nineteen years ago)

Disneyworld is AWESOME, you can totally skip the lines and just ride Space Mountain ALL DAY once you just do the line one (1) time. Also: full of creepy giant stuffed animals walkin around, harrassing you. And they have booze there, though truth be told in Sea World you can openly stroll around with your booze AND smoke, even around the seals and shit.

http://www.knitemare.org/cats/disguise.jpg

xpost the IDEA of mountains???! But...there are mountains there.

― Allyzay keeps getting driven off my Dan Perry, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 16:02 (nineteen years ago)

I'm not sure how I feel about Bizarro-Ally who likes FL and doesn't like CO. Actually, I take that back: it seems totally Ally somehow, but bizarro world for anyone ever thinking that EVER!!! FL is good for snorkeling and camping on that one key that's all a protected state park and is totally unimproved. Also the Everglades. That is all.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 16:02 (nineteen years ago)

When the Magic Kingdom opened in 1971, the Walt Disney World Resort employed about 5,500 "cast members". Today it employs more than 58,000, spending more than $1.1 billion on payroll and $478 million on benefits each year. The largest single-site employer in the United States [1], Walt Disney World Resort has more than 3,000 job classifications.

― THE TOMBOT MAN, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 16:03 (nineteen years ago)

I agree with you about the cat, ALL the cats, but you'll just have to find out for yourself about SC, I guess.

One good thing about SC is that it has a Peachoid Water Tower:

http://www.gaffney-sc.com/images/peach.gif

― Lance Rock (pullapartgirl), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 16:03 (nineteen years ago)

also points in colorado's favor: stores named "kum and go" and "gay johnson's."

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 16:03 (nineteen years ago)

xxx-post but only the idea can be hackneyed im through with semantix 4 now

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 16:04 (nineteen years ago)

that peach shit pwns dude!

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 16:04 (nineteen years ago)

see, that crazy water tower is what I'm talking about. That's awesome.

http://www.knitemare.org/cats/legos.jpg

I need to go back to sleep. TOM are we still going to restaurant tonite?

xpost dude no more of this hackneyed mountains nonsense, you're making me think of that dumb Shakira song. Also: gay johnson's seems like it must rule. I'm just not a big mountains/nature kinda gal, so CO seems hella boring to me. WA seems better because it has all those things PLUS this thing:
http://depts.washington.edu/ctltstaf/cc/images/seattle-space-needle-restaurant.jpg
^^^ I mean what is that even about!!

― Allyzay "Doris Lessing" Eisenschefter, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 16:06 (nineteen years ago)

also twin peaks yo!

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 16:08 (nineteen years ago)

CO also has many velvet ants, my sometimes favorite insect:

http://eny3005.ifas.ufl.edu/lab1/Hymenoptera/Mutillid_1.jpg

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 16:08 (nineteen years ago)

the last time i was in colorado i went to this place called the bus stop in boulder and the next thing i know it's 6 hours later, i'm back at my hotel and the blood that was coming from the gash above my eye has dried the pillowcase to my head.

fuck you colorado.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 16:08 (nineteen years ago)

People in Colorado expect you to be happy all the time and I couldn't take it so I moved away. HOWEVER in the "mountains" there are weird ass little gambling towns that sell 25 cent Fat Tire drafts and once I won $20 in nickels from a slot machine.

― Lance Rock (pullapartgirl), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 16:08 (nineteen years ago)

Kevin, somebody in Boulder probably hit you with a bottle because you were harshing his or her mellow.

― Lance Rock (pullapartgirl), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 16:09 (nineteen years ago)

lego cats are the best cats

― party with me punker, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 16:10 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.knitemare.org/cats/wtfudoinmg4.jpg

dudes screw this NC idea, let's all move to WA

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme is a name that is apparently "taken, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 16:11 (nineteen years ago)

MW and I watched House in Pete's honor last night and once again wondered why the hell he is so into that show. Although last night was better than the re-run I saw the other night, which feature not-even-remotely-possible herpesvirus vs. liver cancer insanity.

― quincie, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 16:11 (nineteen years ago)

question: what should i get for lunch today? i would like it to be something delicious if possible.

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 16:12 (nineteen years ago)

OMG they deleted the wtf r u doin cat right when i posted it, what is wrong with that situation ;_;
http://www.knitemare.org/cats/animal9.jpg

― Allyzay "Doris Lessing" Eisenschefter, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 16:13 (nineteen years ago)

oh lunch ;_1 I thought I would bring my squash-apple-mushroom risotto to work but FORGOT this morning so now I will probably eat nothing, or maybe a BLT.

― Allyzay ＇へ＇凸, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 16:14 (nineteen years ago)

i'm kinda strangely liking House, as long as I imagine House is a "bad cop" and his director that doesn't give him the Vicodin is like the "tough police sargent" and that House is really a "cop show."

― party with me punker, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 16:15 (nineteen years ago)

xpost to q - honestly, i have some trouble pinning it down sometimes, but i know i get wrapped up in in every-time, and it never feels chumpy to me. i think i love the characters mostly.

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 16:15 (nineteen years ago)

i hate to be anti-intellectual about it, but i mean it just feels so right

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 16:17 (nineteen years ago)

ZR u want jvgrn?

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 16:17 (nineteen years ago)

"hey ZR are you interested in attending the gr0cery manuf4cturers association annual ball on cap. hill dec. 13?"

"no actually i would rather kill myself!"

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 16:18 (nineteen years ago)

also yes to jvgrn

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 16:18 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.knitemare.org/cats/wtfudoinmg4.jpg.1
I found him again :D

what is jvgrn???

― Allyzay knows where the interfacing goes., Wednesday, 29 November 2006 16:19 (nineteen years ago)

java green! 19th and K (AZR u could metro yo, marky u could walky)

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 16:21 (nineteen years ago)

MW that post about House is pretty awesome. Also I hope people are cheering up their "HUMPDAY" with my kitty cat pictures. I refuse to do work today, I am STILL waiting on my raise which has been promised for like 3 mos now so I am on STRIKE.

http://www.knitemare.org/cats/godkills.jpg

xpost what the hell is java green??!

― Allyzay＇へ＇凸, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 16:21 (nineteen years ago)

java green cafe, wind-powered vegetarian korean deli of my dreams

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 16:21 (nineteen years ago)

that sounds pretty good but otoh so does a BLT.
http://www.knitemare.org/cats/275998373_24bfdf9ca9.jpg?v=0

― Allyzay BREAK YA FINGAS YAAAAAAH!, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 16:23 (nineteen years ago)

thanks allyzay, i actually kind am on the fence about the show, and I think PS is right: the characters are the greatest. Also Monday nights show had Believe it Or Not on as a Dad, see below, that was awesome. Also Ally do not stop the awesome kittyness.

http://squidwranglers.wordpress.com/files/2006/05/greatest-american-hero.jpg

― party with me punker, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 16:24 (nineteen years ago)

eastern colorado is great too, no mountains there. co is pretty varied

― ricky doncaster, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 16:28 (nineteen years ago)

what i meant to say is, eastern co is better than western co, west kansas is also good

― ricky doncaster, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 16:29 (nineteen years ago)

JAVA GREEN IS PEOPLE

― TOMBOOT, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 16:30 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.knitemare.org/cats/July4620.jpg

I've never been to CO, I'm just guessing about it.

― Allyzay will never stop "making pancakes", Wednesday, 29 November 2006 16:31 (nineteen years ago)

hu ricky?

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 16:34 (nineteen years ago)

http://bestmessageboardever.com/board/style_images/1/folder_post_icons/icon27.gif

― Allyzay "Doris Lessing" Eisenschefter, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 16:40 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.mackbrown-texasfootball.com/images/2001_02/main_images/nfl/williams_ricky_dolphins_350.jpg

― party with me punker, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 16:42 (nineteen years ago)

uh hey pete can we leave soon? i think i'm about to mistake my head for a goat and eat it.

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 16:42 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.abc.net.au/science/news/img/baboon.jpg

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 16:45 (nineteen years ago)

that space alien's face has a baboon stuck to it

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 16:47 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.knitemare.org/cats/b63450410.jpg

― Allyzay is a town of people, people who DIED, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 16:48 (nineteen years ago)

yeah - ill meet you at yrs at 12

I CANT EVEN PAY TO DL HERE AND NOW BY LETTERS TO CLEO BECAUSE ITUNES DOESNT HAVE IT - CAN SOMEONE DL IT SOMEHOW AND GMAIL IT

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 16:52 (nineteen years ago)

hello I am listing to Paris Hilton right now thanks to cubicle mate.
http://www.knitemare.org/cats/270917405_1c8cb1fb12.jpg

― Allyzay ＇へ＇凸, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 16:52 (nineteen years ago)

Le sigh of nothing-interesting-to-do. I feel like starting trouble today, but my agenda holds only work + laundry. Maybe my life will turn into a Levi's commercial at the laundromat, but I'm not betting a good time on it.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 16:55 (nineteen years ago)

Hi Laurel!

Also: I WORK IN DISTRIC 2 U NO WHY U NOT ASK ME 2 LUNCHIE?

― quincie, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 17:01 (nineteen years ago)

Fuck a going bankrupt undersea tunnel company.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 17:01 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.knitemare.org/cats/Bond%20Cat.jpg

― Allyzay "Doris Lessing" Eisenschefter, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 17:02 (nineteen years ago)

Although I'm actually headed to Levante's for coworker b'day lunch SO PISS ON YOU

xpost to Ed: Wha?

― quincie, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 17:02 (nineteen years ago)

guys what to eat:
1. BLT
2. tuna sandwich
3. egg salad sandwich
4. taco bell, psyche, there is no taco bell ;_;
5. nothing

― Allyzay knows where the interfacing goes., Wednesday, 29 November 2006 17:03 (nineteen years ago)

i have a messenger bag full of dirty laundry with me right now. i'm house sitting until sunday so brought some clothes to do a load of laundry while i have it available to me.

also, a house with heat! and a dog! and two cats! and a back yard to play in with the dog! and a kitchen that's the size of my bedroom!

xpost- BLT

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 17:04 (nineteen years ago)

GET IN TOUCH... WITH THE DUTCH

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 17:05 (nineteen years ago)

what I think about BLTs:
http://www.knitemare.org/cats/cookieday.jpg

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme is a name that is apparently "taken, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 17:07 (nineteen years ago)

love BLT's over here. especially w/ a little bit of homemade MAYO.

― party with me punker, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 17:08 (nineteen years ago)

argh now it's MY HUMPS on the radio fuck this life at least the Paris Hilton song is catchy even if she DOES dance like a fucking drunken hippopotomous in the video.

― Allyzay＇へ＇凸, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 17:11 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.babybeebooks.com/hippo%20wine.JPG

― party with me punker, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 17:13 (nineteen years ago)

yes, that is paris hilton.
http://www.knitemare.org/cats/270907174_8684c20b94.jpg

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself., Wednesday, 29 November 2006 17:15 (nineteen years ago)

okay, BLT = awesome, South Carolina = sucks (liquor laws WTF), cat pics are at an all time new level of awesomeness, My Humps is not very good but Fergalicious is, and I'm heading to the airport. See y'all in 2 weeks. Fake Accents music will be spun in Berlin.

― "Brian" Miller, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 17:17 (nineteen years ago)

I've been working in belgium and I'm driving back it seems that eurotunnel who are on the verge of recievership are cutting back on services. There are trucks backed up at all the terminal entrances there are only three services an hour instead of four or five not enoguh customs dudes who still seem to find time to search me (I always get searched going through the tunnel).

Also there seems to be some kind of security alert going on as the french plod are swabbing everyone's steering wheels.

Fuck you maggie thatcher.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 17:17 (nineteen years ago)

Fergie is on a race with Jessica Simpson to be the biggest transsexual in pop music.

― Allyzay "Doris Lessing" Eisenschefter, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 17:22 (nineteen years ago)

have an awesome time, brian!

― party with me punker, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 17:22 (nineteen years ago)

http://eur.news1.yimg.com/eur.yimg.com/xp/wenn/20060712/09/1391053032-fergie-denies-duhamel-engagement.jpg http://www.beautifulhairdos.com/pictures/jessica.simpson.01.jpg http://subsecta.princep.net/img/Prin/jul05/RuPaul.jpg
WELL RUPAUL YOU HAVE WON THIS BATTLE TODAY

ps "Brian" have fun in EUROPE

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme is a name that is apparently "taken, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 17:24 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.knitemare.org/cats/omg.jpg

i guess everyone is at lunch :(

― Allyzay "Doris Lessing" Eisenschefter, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 17:35 (nineteen years ago)

i wish i was at lunch. i'm starving over here.

and i need some goddamn coffee.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 17:37 (nineteen years ago)

i'm eating a delicious chicken parmigiana submarine sandwich

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 17:42 (nineteen years ago)

ally i am on THE PHONE with people trying not laugh at yr ceiling kitty

― party with me punker, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 17:44 (nineteen years ago)

veggie spicy seoul chicken salad, u are a treat

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 17:44 (nineteen years ago)

Pete Burns > RuPaul

ihttp://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41187000/jpg/_41187142_burns.jpg

― Brian "Miller", Wednesday, 29 November 2006 17:46 (nineteen years ago)

screamers version of germs "sex boy," u are also a treat

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 17:46 (nineteen years ago)

AWW THX FOR THE PIMPIN, BRIAN!

sorry q - i always froget ur around here now ;_;

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 17:47 (nineteen years ago)

safe travels yo

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 17:47 (nineteen years ago)

i hate u nu ilx

LIKE A GERMAN B-SIDE, BROS!

― "Brian Miller", Wednesday, 29 November 2006 17:48 (nineteen years ago)

yeah dude thanks, you are die bromaschine

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 17:48 (nineteen years ago)

dude i just had a conversation in my work kitchen (WITH OTHER PEOPLE) about MOULTY

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 17:55 (nineteen years ago)

Moulty: Just 'Moulty.' They were great to work with. The harp player was an older gentlemen, a real professional. We had a great session. It went very smoothly because of Doug Morris. I did my thing, rearranged the words, did my talking, making it real. There's a unique little story about 'Moulty.' When that song came out, the reaction we got was odd and unexpected. When we'd play that song, it would do something to a lot of these kids out there. We noticed kids by the droves would come up crying and broken down. Some of the words in the song hit them hard. They would come and say things to me: 'I wouldn't have made it through such-and-such a time if it wasn't for that song.' They would hug me and break down and cry. The words to the song are true. I didn't make that up. All young people - all people - are hurting inside, and we have fears and hurts and things we try to overcome. Sometimes we try to cover them up, but they are there. A lot of people would tell me, 'If it wasn't for that song I wouldn't have made it through my senior year,' or 'I would have committed suicide.' They weren't afraid to break down about it. So I understood it was a little more than a rock 'n' roll song for these kids. I hit these kids in the heart. And it still goes on today. I didn't realize that would happen. I didn't even want them to release the thing.

― party with me punker, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

wait what is a vegetarian chicken salad?

― Allyzay "Doris Lessing" Eisenschefter, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 17:58 (nineteen years ago)

fake chicken yo - i always had my doubts, but jvgrn convinced me of its possible deliciousness

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

re Pete Burns
http://www.knitemare.org/cats/270907183_da0062e9d7.jpg

― Allyzay Eisenschefter: Fiery HR Latin, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

Take that boarding letter O I knew I was N all along.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 18:06 (nineteen years ago)

what does that mean??

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.knitemare.org/cats/stoned.jpg

― Allyzay "Doris Lessing" Eisenschefter, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 18:30 (nineteen years ago)

^^^^^^^^^^ that is my favorite

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 18:35 (nineteen years ago)

orange cats are exponentially cuter than almost any other animal on the planet, to be fair.

― Allyzay is a town of people, people who DIED, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 18:42 (nineteen years ago)

this is too big to put on the thread but jesus christ this cat is jabba the hut proportions: http://www.lean.to/albums/cat/100_0100_IMG.jpg

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme is a name that is apparently "taken, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

http://bayareacatrescue.org/animals/M/Marmaduke_1055.jpg
why hello elf cat, would you like to come live with me? you will be named ORNALDO BLOOMPS, not "marmaduke" as you are apparently called now.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme is a name that is apparently "taken, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 18:48 (nineteen years ago)

Brian have an awesome awesome awesome time! We will miss you!

― quincie, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 18:50 (nineteen years ago)

UM THAT CAT LOOKS LIKE FUCKING DOG LATION

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 18:50 (nineteen years ago)

what is up with you guys saying shit looks like dog latin. does THIS cat look like dog latin to you?
http://www.knitemare.org/cats/evil-kitty.jpg

― Allyzay＇へ＇凸, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 18:53 (nineteen years ago)

killy

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 18:53 (nineteen years ago)

who is this cat
http://www.zeehog.com/f/furxxtc/judyspics/redmalesept18.jpg

― Allyzay BREAK YA FINGAS YAAAAAAH!, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 18:54 (nineteen years ago)

corky?

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 18:56 (nineteen years ago)

NO-body should be fukcing Dog Lation -- isn't he, like, twelve??

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 18:56 (nineteen years ago)

xpost

i think ZR is rite.

also i think dog latin is a virgin

― party with me punker, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 18:57 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.zalmoxis.com.ro/litters/litter%20A/Kitten_orange/Pics_Litter_A_Page/Maurice_7weeks.jpg
^^^^^^^^ hahahahahahahaha SORRY!

u r ALL virgins.

― Allyzay "Doris Lessing" Eisenschefter, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 19:00 (nineteen years ago)

Yes. Yes, I am.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

im savin it for jenga

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 19:02 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.knitemare.org/cats/emo.jpg

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself., Wednesday, 29 November 2006 19:03 (nineteen years ago)

I THINK HE'S LISTENING TO PARIS HILTON AGAIN?? BUT NOT STARS ARE BLIND???

― Allyzay BREAK YA FINGAS YAAAAAAH!, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

that cat looks pretty emo. don't you have some music you can blast at him? your cubby mate, not emo kitty.

― party with me punker, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 19:07 (nineteen years ago)

no working sound on my old shitbag of a computer ;_;
http://starchild.astral.net/spatch/cattown/cat-lamb.jpg

ps
http://myspace-866.vo.llnwd.net/01276/66/80/1276090866_l.jpg = http://www.fantasticmemorabilia.com/images2/paris-hat.jpg

― Allyzay "Doris Lessing" Eisenschefter, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 19:09 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.knitemare.org/cats/ceiling.jpg

IAN CAT IS WATCHING YOU MASTERBATE

http://www.dischord.com/images/020.jpg

― party with me punker, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 19:11 (nineteen years ago)

dudes i do not think the scale exists capable of quantifying how much i do not want to be here right now

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

I am with you on that one. :(

― Allyzay is a town of people, people who DIED, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 19:16 (nineteen years ago)

i am feeling pain as well because I took Monday and Tuesday off

― party with me punker, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 19:18 (nineteen years ago)

HOW IS THAT PAIN?

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

Guys the brand name on the oven they use to melt yr cheese at Cosi downtown is LINCOLN IMPINGER

― THE TOMBOT MAN, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 19:25 (nineteen years ago)

I know, lame thing to complain about but today feels like Monday. Sorry, just does.

― party with me punker, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.knitemare.org/cats/trash.jpg

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme is a name that is apparently "taken, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

Thank- you foolish and fearful londoners for letting me drive down the commercial road whilst you sat stationery. The big blue sign that says the bus lane finishes 7 pm applies to you too but thanks all the same.

Anyone want a pound? I hear that they are worth a bajillion dollars today.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, I will take one.

― Allyzay "Doris Lessing" Eisenschefter, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

sexy time

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

QUE?

ok now we're listing to HIT 'EM UP STYLE. wtf didn't this song stop occurring like 5 years ago? HEY LADIES!

― Allyzay ＇へ＇凸, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

guys i am bored
http://www.knitemare.org/cats/scared_kitty.jpg

― Allyzay Eisenschefter: Fiery HR Latin, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

I know, where is everyone? WAAAAAKE UUUUP!!!

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

The world is better now I am home and can see Emo Cat

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.galeriaaniela.com.au/Sculpture%20Park%20Images/Cat%20Bubus%20riding%20a%20horse.jpg

http://static.flickr.com/45/169340925_b1640533ac_m.jpg

http://www.mirrorkbranch.com/Appy_Catillac_t-shirt72.jpg

― party with me punker, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

wait I had no idea there were so many pictures of cats riding horses

― Allyzay "Doris Lessing" Eisenschefter, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 20:31 (nineteen years ago)

The only motion control I didn't like in the game was kicking, mostly because I kept whipping the damn nunchuk cord into my eye. And that hurts like hell. Most this was because I was getting too much into the game. I don't think you really need to whip the remote up as hard as I was to get off a good kick, but it's more fun that way.

― TOM. BOT., Wednesday, 29 November 2006 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.graficworld.it/public/photos/cat-dog-19.jpg

― Allyzay＇へ＇凸, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.timesreview.com/nr05-15-03/photos/bizcover.jpg
very few results for "long island goat"

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 20:48 (nineteen years ago)

http://images.usatoday.com/travel/gallery/centralpark/carriagethen.jpg

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 20:50 (nineteen years ago)

^^^^little allyzay on the LIE

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 20:50 (nineteen years ago)

hahahahahahaha zing

― Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

ALLY IS SO OLD

HOW OLD IS SHE??

OLD ENOUGH TO RIDE IN A BUGGY

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 21:41 (nineteen years ago)

UH.jpg

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 21:42 (nineteen years ago)

Well, it's about my bedtime, I guess. You kids have fun, I'll just sit here in the dark and salve my rheumatic old bones.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 21:42 (nineteen years ago)

WOAH ALLY DIDN"T KNOW YOU WERE THAT OLD, JEEZ

― party with me punker, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 21:43 (nineteen years ago)

NO EVERYONE ON HERE IS A YOUTHY FLOWER

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 21:44 (nineteen years ago)

ally tell them the damn goat story so they don't think i am mocking you for being olde

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 21:46 (nineteen years ago)

OR ARE YOUR FINGERS TOO ARTHRITIC TO TYPE IT

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 21:46 (nineteen years ago)

laurel a little bicarbonate of soda'll clear that rheumatism right up - mebbe throw in a patent medicine or two as needed, but ONLY IF PURCHASED FROM A MUSTACHIOED HUCKSTER ok?

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 21:47 (nineteen years ago)

I'm NOT putting the goat story on the internets for all posterity. They will just have to accept the fact that I am old, and that my dad shot a goat, on faith :(

― Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 21:48 (nineteen years ago)

oh christ you HAVE to share that story now.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 21:50 (nineteen years ago)

DON'T BE A GOAT TEASE.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 21:51 (nineteen years ago)

I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO DOING MORE WORK ON MY NEW RESUME TOMORROW
FOR NOW, I MUST CONTENT MYSELF WITH ESCAPING THIS SHITHOLE

― DO YOU HAVE TO BE A DUMOCRAT TO USE THIS DONKETTE POSTING, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 21:51 (nineteen years ago)

OK: my mom "found" a goat on "the LIE" once, which is pretty much impossible and a dirty, downright lie, but what does it matter, I mean, still, there's a goat in the house. It is accepted but not ever said aloud that she did it out of spite; my mom is known to have many, many animals (like, I mean, there were DUCKS, and we did not exactly live out in the sticks) and my father, jokingly, proclaims one day that she can bring home whatever she wants, as long as it isn't a goat. So, of course, she "finds" one on one of the busiest highways in the United States, just hanging around, chilling out.

Later, the goat headbutted my father in the rear. It was then attacked by a dog (a German Shephard? I was young, maybe 4, things are unclear). Probably not an unfixable injury, but my dad came out to the backyard shot it anyway.

God only knows what the neighbors thought.

― Allyzay will never stop "making pancakes", Wednesday, 29 November 2006 21:55 (nineteen years ago)

In case it is unclear from the story, the second paragraph was all one night, but a night several months after the goat initially was "found."

― Allyzay "Doris Lessing" Eisenschefter, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 21:57 (nineteen years ago)

that's fucking awesome.

for what it's worth i have seen a goat as roadkill on the new york thruway, but it was up north on my way from boston to buffalo. which i just typed as buffalol and, henceforth, will only refer to as buffalol.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 21:57 (nineteen years ago)

PLEASE TO WRITE SHORT STORY OR ESSAY ABOUT THAT RIGHT NOW IT IS SO AWESOMER

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 21:59 (nineteen years ago)

that last post was for ALLY BTW

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 21:59 (nineteen years ago)

Ally have I mentioned that I totally heart your dad?

― quincie, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 21:59 (nineteen years ago)

LAUREL I JUST GOT YOUR NAME IN TEXTTWIST

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 22:01 (nineteen years ago)

"LAUREL"

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 22:01 (nineteen years ago)

Actually I think maybe MW should interview Ally re: goat incident and publish the interview in like some crazy magazine and we can spend the hundred dollar or whatever fee on beer.

― quincie, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 22:01 (nineteen years ago)

NO ALLY JKUST NEEDS TO WRITE IT & THIS IS FIRST PARAGRRPAH

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 22:03 (nineteen years ago)

Pete, you are one zany motherfucker. What are you talking about?

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 22:03 (nineteen years ago)

Ally you should take MWs encouragement as a supreme compliment, as he has been complaining about how shitty his fellow GRADUATE WRITING STUDENTS' work is and how he can't stand to read it any more :(

― quincie, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 22:05 (nineteen years ago)

and yeah I totally want to read that story. GO!

― quincie, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 22:06 (nineteen years ago)

sorry yo im still jacked up over caffeine from this morning!

im playing this anagram game "texttwist," and i got like R-E-U-A-L-L, and one of the full-word anagrams was LAUREL.

the other, btw, was ALLURE.

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 22:08 (nineteen years ago)

Man, I should've gotten involved better in that Nanowrimo nonsense and wrote a whole fictionalized book about this.

BUFFALOL BILLS

― Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 22:08 (nineteen years ago)

BUFFALOL BROFLLS

― DAS TOMBEAN, Wednesday, 29 November 2006 22:30 (nineteen years ago)

Yes, the preferred anagram for my first and last names is "Raving Allure". The other ones all suck.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 29 November 2006 22:49 (nineteen years ago)

ATTENTION PEOPLE

OF THE DEECEE METRO ARIEYUH:

I HAS...

FONDOO GUT.

― TORBLOT, Thursday, 30 November 2006 02:39 (nineteen years ago)

melting pot, how you manage to stuff me so fats, only one bite at a time?

― TOMMBLOOPS, Thursday, 30 November 2006 02:40 (nineteen years ago)

The internet must be stopped, for the sake of the language.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes, Thursday, 30 November 2006 02:54 (nineteen years ago)

Maybe if you'd lay off the pancakes....

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 30 November 2006 03:42 (nineteen years ago)

Jeez, I get it, I get it, I'll start the diet tomorrow.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants, Thursday, 30 November 2006 05:15 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.helenallingham.com/GalleryPictures/HE13.JPG

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 30 November 2006 05:26 (nineteen years ago)

hello what is it made, my flight leaves in 6 hourz from right now

can i still play with you guyz even if i dont post pictures of effed-up katz

i will call ally and she will tell me what to do this wknd

go packerz

― haikunym, Thursday, 30 November 2006 06:03 (nineteen years ago)

oh man, reg-only. fuckin' a, this is not going to stand long, I think.

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Thursday, 30 November 2006 14:45 (nineteen years ago)

srsly, the automated password-sending machine should actually work before they make it reg-only.

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 30 November 2006 14:54 (nineteen years ago)

Hey Haiku when do you have free time for playing w/us?

― Kate DC (quincie), Thursday, 30 November 2006 15:28 (nineteen years ago)

Who the hell is Kate DC

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 30 November 2006 15:37 (nineteen years ago)

quincie according to the login name.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 30 November 2006 15:39 (nineteen years ago)

This afternoon I feel like emo cat.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 30 November 2006 15:41 (nineteen years ago)

hi dudes, I am working on a plan to make my own board. Current assistance of husband would lead to board very similar in look to this one, hosted elsewhere and much smaller and lacking in awful ppl and boring regulations. Would any of y'all follow me IF INVITED LOL or is it just too much effort to have to do a different URL?

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 30 November 2006 16:08 (nineteen years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/114/310301034_961d0d00c9_o.png

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Thursday, 30 November 2006 16:09 (nineteen years ago)

I could rock two tabs.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 30 November 2006 16:10 (nineteen years ago)

Hey Haiku when do you have free time for playing w/us?
-- Kate DC, November 30th, 2006 3:28 PM.
Who the hell is Kate DC
-- Mr. Que, November 30th, 2006 3:37 PM.
quincie according to the login name.
-- otto midnight, November 30th, 2006 3:39 PM.

this is good material

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Thursday, 30 November 2006 16:10 (nineteen years ago)

XP to Ally: Depends on how bored I am! I dunno, wouldn't it sort of be an echo chamber without random people? Not to fall into the old, boring line about the ILX hivemind or anything, but if it was just you and me, Allz, there would be much less drama.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 30 November 2006 16:10 (nineteen years ago)

I mean, drama as in interest and/or amusing uproar.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 30 November 2006 16:10 (nineteen years ago)

no, it would be you, ally, and a vat of pudding.

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Thursday, 30 November 2006 16:11 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.ellenjaye.com/academy_rebellion.jpg

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 30 November 2006 16:11 (nineteen years ago)

Pudding is too hard to get out of hair GAWD. No.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 30 November 2006 16:13 (nineteen years ago)

getting rid of random douchebags is pretty much a bonus but they'd still show up, it wouldn't be hidden from the world. It's more being really, really, really sick of the constant up-and-downtime here and the drama over every little bit of bullshit, as if it is somehow the worst thing that ever happened to have to read spam, while the people making the decisions re: OHNOES NOT SPAM are posting borderline racist missives on other threads. SO 2001, ILX, SO 2001.

but there's no point if at least the awesome people don't want to visit :(

xpost gatorade is much harder to get out of hair.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 30 November 2006 16:14 (nineteen years ago)

How long are we letting it dry, in this Gatorade scenario?

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 30 November 2006 16:15 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.knitemare.org/cats/270907178_14f291bf62.jpg

xpost ok I dumped gatorade on my head by accident (thought it was water, was during a track thing) and it was hot so it dried very quickly, maybe had it on my head wet for 10-15 minutes :(

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 30 November 2006 16:16 (nineteen years ago)

getting rid of random douchebags is pretty much a bonus

fine, i'll leave.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 30 November 2006 16:17 (nineteen years ago)

if you leave there is no point to me doing this work.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 30 November 2006 16:18 (nineteen years ago)

Renegade Ally world should have entry requirements akin to a gentleman's club with black balls and no women in the billiard room.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 30 November 2006 16:50 (nineteen years ago)

And smoking everywhere.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 30 November 2006 16:52 (nineteen years ago)

Not in front of the ladies, that would be frightfully improper.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 30 November 2006 16:54 (nineteen years ago)

Boys, be dears and see this one to the door, would you? If you need me, I'll be in the billiards room, smoking.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 30 November 2006 16:56 (nineteen years ago)

we could all just join LNS

― daria g (dar1a g), Thursday, 30 November 2006 16:58 (nineteen years ago)

haha no I think I'd rather just pay up so we can have our own "turboworld.info" domain

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Thursday, 30 November 2006 17:04 (nineteen years ago)

TURBOWORLD!!!

Mary is another casualty of the ILX refusal to do the password generation :(

IN SOVIET ILX, PASSWORD CREATES YOU

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 30 November 2006 17:05 (nineteen years ago)

You can feel it. . .IT'S ELECTRIC!!!!!! boogie oogie oogie

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 30 November 2006 17:06 (nineteen years ago)

IN SOVIET ILX, PASSWORD CREATES YOU
GAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 30 November 2006 17:06 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.aphsa.org/75/photos/gala-exhibit-reception/pics/Gala%20dancing%204%20electric%20slide.jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 30 November 2006 17:09 (nineteen years ago)

the electric slide will not be a requirement for entry into the new world.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 30 November 2006 17:13 (nineteen years ago)

WRONG. PART OF NU ILX INITATION

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 30 November 2006 17:14 (nineteen years ago)

I WAS THINKING OF SUBSTITUTING A "SKANK OFF" INSTEAD.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 30 November 2006 17:16 (nineteen years ago)

GEE WHO WOULD WIN THE SKANK OFF. ME MOST LKEKY

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 30 November 2006 17:17 (nineteen years ago)

I WOULD WIN THAT SHIT

Hey Haiku when do you have free time for playing w/us?

tonight, tomorrow night (which I gather is the best time but I'm sorely tempted to go to the Wizards game haha), saturday night

right now I am in the lobby of the Hampton Inn like a peon filching wireless access and cooling my heels. plus: needing coffee like a junkie

― Matt Cibula (Formerly, the Haikunym), Thursday, 30 November 2006 17:17 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.tatianagill.com/illo/images/skank.jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 30 November 2006 17:18 (nineteen years ago)

WE DONT GHAVE COFFEE HERE SKANK FISH

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 30 November 2006 17:19 (nineteen years ago)

No one wants to go to a wizards game, dude. Not even the wizards.

xpost I have coffee, in my house.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 30 November 2006 17:19 (nineteen years ago)

grrr

― Matt Cibula (Formerly, the Haikunym), Thursday, 30 November 2006 17:21 (nineteen years ago)

dude go outside and take a right or a left i'm sure there is a starbuxx close by.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 30 November 2006 17:21 (nineteen years ago)

the kahuka, surely.

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Thursday, 30 November 2006 17:22 (nineteen years ago)

ED,

stop crying in the corner and tell me of any decent java server getting started howtos, I want to see if I can try and get keef's code running at home on os x.

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Thursday, 30 November 2006 17:23 (nineteen years ago)

naw they got some coffee for free here, it's all good

reason to go to wizards game 1: they are playing charlotte and emeka okafor is god

reason 2: possibility that gilbert arenas will score 1,000,000 points like he just got multi-ball on Black Knight pinball game

reason 3: very real possibility of courtside seats for like three buckx

― Matt Cibula (Formerly, the Haikunym), Thursday, 30 November 2006 17:24 (nineteen years ago)

y'know i didn't think lentil soup could ever be good, but greek deli, girl you amaze me

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Thursday, 30 November 2006 17:27 (nineteen years ago)

I know nothing of such things.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 30 November 2006 17:27 (nineteen years ago)

Hmmm courtside for basically free is hard to give up. What time is game? We could actually all theoretically go for drinks and TAPAS downtown??? and then you high-tail it over to the game, but this is assuming a 7pm game.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 30 November 2006 17:28 (nineteen years ago)

the earth is exploding

only two spaceships

which one do you choose??

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Thursday, 30 November 2006 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

the one w/dragons and wizards

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 30 November 2006 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

the one on the left

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 30 November 2006 17:31 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.wdwinfo.com/wdwinfo/guides/epcot/photos/Spaceship%20Earth.jpg

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 30 November 2006 17:34 (nineteen years ago)

yo matt i asked my wiz-lovin friend to evaluate your statements. his responses are below:

1) emeka okafor had 4 points, 0 rebounds and 0 assists last night
2) gilbert arenas is in the worst slump of his career, but could very well drop 40 on any night
3) courtside seats for $3, no? very good lower level seats for ~$30, sure

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Thursday, 30 November 2006 17:35 (nineteen years ago)

thanks for fact-checking my hoops knowledge but:
1. okafor has been kicking ass everywhere this season, he's allowed to suck for one night
2. yeah no doubt
3. was exaggerating for humorous effect, obv target unachieved as usual

I will probably not go to Wizards game, would much rather hang out with DC ILXors. Please advise. I have to work until 4 p.m. tomorrow and then am pretty much good to go (check my DC go-go terminology!)

― Matt Cibula (Formerly, the Haikunym), Thursday, 30 November 2006 17:37 (nineteen years ago)

little known fact: i am incapable of recognizing or understanding humor unless drunk. you should come out tomorrow so you can evaluate the accuracy of that statement.

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Thursday, 30 November 2006 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

DUDES though, let's all be cool and stop analyzing the Wizards, we must come to critical consensus re: where for tomorrow. DC people, commence planning!!

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 30 November 2006 17:41 (nineteen years ago)

I vote Saturday! Saturday Saturday! I realize that this may make me a dickbag.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 30 November 2006 17:42 (nineteen years ago)

Why not tomorrow? Do you have a hot date or something tomorrow?

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 30 November 2006 17:44 (nineteen years ago)

whatever is cool with all of you, i brought a bunch of 4 hour indian movies on dvd but i'd rather actually see human beings (although, come on, the first shah rukh khan / kajol movie...pretty tempting)

so i have to go set shit up in the booth, will check in in a couple of hours to see what all y'all have decided. as long as i can get there on the metro or on my legs I will attend and make you all happy you live here and not in wisconsin, where it FUCKING SNOWED LAST NIGHT

― Matt Cibula (Formerly, the Haikunym), Thursday, 30 November 2006 17:45 (nineteen years ago)

xpost:

What about our guests, duder? We're ditching them?

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 30 November 2006 17:45 (nineteen years ago)

YES!!!

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 30 November 2006 17:46 (nineteen years ago)

No. I vote Saturday.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 30 November 2006 17:47 (nineteen years ago)

"Hi dere guests here is your key we have an engagement after work we'll see ya later OK bye now have fun finding a single family home big enough for three dogs and two cats walking distance to Metro in a safe neighborhood for 250K good luck with that bye"

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 30 November 2006 17:47 (nineteen years ago)

Srsly why would we have to hang out with them tomorrow?

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 30 November 2006 17:48 (nineteen years ago)

Srlsy why would you ditch houseguests like that? We won't see them tonight. You can explain we're ditching them I'll make sure they have fresh towels. And we can both stop clogging u[p the board with dumb boring married person crap

http://www.gatorcountry.org/wearetheboys/images/eli_drunk.jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 30 November 2006 17:51 (nineteen years ago)

(I'm on the right, obviously.)

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 30 November 2006 17:51 (nineteen years ago)

It's more being really, really, really sick of the constant up-and-downtime here
That's the whole point of this rewrite stuff, though. It should all be completely shifted over to new server, site and code by turn of the year, I'm thinking.

making the decisions re: OHNOES NOT SPAM are posting borderline racist missives on other threads. SO 2001, ILX, SO 2001.
Is this me, you mean? cos I know I made an anus of myself on the MR thread, but I'm not behind locking unreg.

It is a total fucking pain in the ass trudging about deleting spammy shit, though, when there's much better stuff to be doing with my time.
All the complaints seem to come from people who can't work the registration -- which hasn't changed, at all, from the ILX one.

― stet (stet), Thursday, 30 November 2006 17:52 (nineteen years ago)

Why don't you guys just bring your houseguests with you?

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 30 November 2006 18:01 (nineteen years ago)

They're really old (50's?) and would not be any fun, really.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 30 November 2006 18:02 (nineteen years ago)

But I'm fine with Friday, I'm just being a pain in the ass. Everyone can just ignore me, it's cool.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 30 November 2006 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

Also, stet, IIRC the moderator board was regularly blighted with complaints about the settings + password reset not working properly on "old ILX," so I'm not sure what your point is. But thanks for stopping by and solidifying my decision.

xpost OHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Old ppl no go to beerfest ;_;

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 30 November 2006 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

What we need is more ppl giving input on the day. I could do Saturday if that is easier for everyone.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 30 November 2006 18:04 (nineteen years ago)

Yr welcome. I'm sorry if I had any part in you goin, tho.

― stet (stet), Thursday, 30 November 2006 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

Nah, dude, no apologies, this has been a decision that had been bantered about between me and a few other people (not all ILXors) for like 2 years now. Maybe it will fail spectacularly!

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 30 November 2006 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

My vote is still Friday after work. M, we don't have to be late or anything. They have their own agenda, anyway.

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 30 November 2006 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

yeah friday works best for me because i'm already going to be here. off around 4, as per usual. will be drinking by 4:30 or so, also as per usual. preferred locales?

ps pete was it this weekend or next that you wanted to go try and hit on art chicks?

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Thursday, 30 November 2006 18:19 (nineteen years ago)

we could just do the usual

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 30 November 2006 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

THRUMS

http://www.nytimes.com/2006/11/30/fashion/Runway.html?ref=fashion

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 30 November 2006 18:34 (nineteen years ago)

ugh, we were at the black cat the night those assholes were there.

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Thursday, 30 November 2006 18:39 (nineteen years ago)

Her boyfriend, Jeremy Frank, wears checkered trousers in deference to his heroes, Wes Anderson and Woody Allen.

^^^^ this guy sucks.

Oh I was reading an article in a newspaper while waiting at the deli about how to keep certain houseplants (some kind of lilly, maybe? Something that is known to be wilty and easy to kill) from wilting with BOOZE, and not just the old wives' tale of vodka. ANY hard liquor worked. The scientist's name who just sat there pouring all manner of shots into houseplants? Brian Miller!!

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 30 November 2006 18:40 (nineteen years ago)

No way! I glanced at that article (it was about paperwhites and amaryllisessss [amarillisi?]) but failed to catch the name of the booze botanist.

Matt "the usual" refers to the Big Hunt, which is at the Dupont metro (1345 Connecticut, near the south metro exit). I can be there five-fivethirtyish.

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 30 November 2006 18:44 (nineteen years ago)

But maybe we should go somewhere, you know, different?

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 30 November 2006 18:45 (nineteen years ago)

JALEO except that place always crowded every time I go by it now :(

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 30 November 2006 18:47 (nineteen years ago)

Last time I was at Big Hunt I called one of the barbacks a dick and he accused me of being uncivil and I said if he was being civil himself he wouldn't get called a dick. Then we left cos it was hella late.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 30 November 2006 18:47 (nineteen years ago)

ah, tuesday

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Thursday, 30 November 2006 18:50 (nineteen years ago)

It seems like only yesterday.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 30 November 2006 18:52 (nineteen years ago)

Well, listening to my angry friend R.'s problems for an hour cured the Emo. I can't even begin to talk about them for fear of the man.

Laurel, you are getting one of my black balls for that outburst.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 30 November 2006 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

I like the big hunt.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 30 November 2006 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

Ed that sounds dirty.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 30 November 2006 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

xpost There must be other places to consider, in Dupont.

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 30 November 2006 18:59 (nineteen years ago)

Why did the Childe Harolde fall off the map?

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 30 November 2006 19:00 (nineteen years ago)

not really...

― m00kiepr00f (m00kiepr00f), Thursday, 30 November 2006 19:00 (nineteen years ago)

Outburst? I am so un-outbursty today I'm practically comatose.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 30 November 2006 19:00 (nineteen years ago)

I like the Bug Hunt

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 30 November 2006 19:00 (nineteen years ago)

GIS black balls not as bad as I expected

http://www.dube.com/ball/images/AcrylicBlack.jpg

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 30 November 2006 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

Pluses for Big Hunt:
1) Good beer selection at a reasonable price
2) DELICIOUS GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH???! WHO KNEW SUCH A THING COULD BE BROUGHT TO A NEW LEVEL
3) Good hummous and spinich/artichoke dip
4) Central location that appears to be fairly easy for most people to occur upon
5) number of turbos and capitools at a minimum generally
6) pete would have sex with all of these waitresses
7) internet jukebox

xposts we could do childe harold, I think they actually moved coke dealer night to Saturday!
Minuses for Big Hunt:
1) that retard barback who refuses to let people use the bathrooms if he is in the general area
2) internet jukebox

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 30 November 2006 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

whoa how the hell did the xpost thing get in between those two??

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 30 November 2006 19:02 (nineteen years ago)

We should do something completely batshit insane and unheard of, like 51st State on a non-football day, or a hotel bar with $15 martinis.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 30 November 2006 19:03 (nineteen years ago)

I like the Bug Jar

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 30 November 2006 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

big hunt occurs

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Thursday, 30 November 2006 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

i miss the bug hunt

― m00kiepr00f (m00kiepr00f), Thursday, 30 November 2006 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/engrish-store_1923_4992103

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 30 November 2006 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

My only issues with Bug Hunt are:

1) Can get v. loud
2) Not so comfy if there are more than like 4 ppl involved, which I appears to be the case for tomorrow night.

OK it is not as convenient for me but I'll throw it out there anyway: Saloon?

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 30 November 2006 19:15 (nineteen years ago)

'Cause I kind of love that place.

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 30 November 2006 19:15 (nineteen years ago)

I could do with a $15 martini.

DC needs Sloths:

http://www.adventureliving.com/journeys/costa/wildlife/images/buttercup1.jpg

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 30 November 2006 19:16 (nineteen years ago)

Gosh, this is easier in New York: someone says "The W------ W---?" and someone else says, "Dude" and you're on.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 30 November 2006 19:17 (nineteen years ago)

OK, I'm in, at last. I did not realize how much I was missing on these DC threads by having my images turned off!

Re, happy hours. Friday or Saturday doesn't really make a difference for me, nor does the place. I'm easy like that.

Re, new board. I would follow, though my goal is to post less on the internets, not more.

PS: Do I really have to show a real e-mail here? How much longer till this intermediary board is over?

― Matilda Wormwood (Mary ), Thursday, 30 November 2006 19:18 (nineteen years ago)

Gosh, this is easier in New York: someone says "The W------ W---?" and someone else says, "Dude" and you're on.
-- Laurel (sininspac...), November 30th, 2006.

Yeah, we're sorta lame like that here.

So guys, the Big Hunt, tomorrow, after work?

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 30 November 2006 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

Mary I had the same real e-mail problem--just go back to your settings, make your real e-mail your "private" (optional) e-mail, and put in fake e-mail in the box above the private one. It will re-set your password but will send it to private e-mail, so it doesn't matter that you entered a fake one in the top box.

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 30 November 2006 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

We only go to one bar, though. For the most part.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 30 November 2006 19:21 (nineteen years ago)

Laurel, that is a dirty lie, at least back in the day when I was trying to get people together. Your weekly Monday night drinking club does NOT count as we have the same type of thing. The thing is that there is a new person and we are trying to impress, not bring to old dingy. But, I think old dingy it is :D

xpost SEE?

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 30 November 2006 19:21 (nineteen years ago)

laurel, what bar(s)? i need bars.

― m00kiepr00f (m00kiepr00f), Thursday, 30 November 2006 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

Thanks, Q, I'm here again. My name is no longer Mary though. We have a Monday night drinking club? (This time the password came right away; the other time it came after a few hours.)

― Matilda Wormwood (Mary ), Thursday, 30 November 2006 19:27 (nineteen years ago)

Why don't I know about this supposed Monday night drinking club?

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 30 November 2006 19:27 (nineteen years ago)

I'll email ya, Mooks.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 30 November 2006 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

the bar for the MNDC in NYC totally puts the place chicago goes for thirsty thursday's to shame.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 30 November 2006 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

1. Laurel lives in NYC, boozies.
2. NYC has a weekly Monday drinking club.
3. Y'all don't live in NYC

Ergo, etc.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 30 November 2006 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

Your weekly Monday night drinking club does NOT count as we have the same type of thing.

type of thing, drinking club is therefore not necc on monday?

― Matilda Wormwood (Mary ), Thursday, 30 November 2006 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

I thought everyone was aware that about 80% of Fridays feature the Big Hunt

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 30 November 2006 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

http://147.52.249.200/scaraveiclub/Karnavali/2006/2006_004_big.jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 30 November 2006 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

Big Hunt sounds okay to me but if not allowed to use restroom I might just start marking some territory

― Matt Cibula (Formerly, the Haikunym), Thursday, 30 November 2006 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

the bar for the MNDC in NYC totally puts the place chicago goes for thirsty thursday's to shame.

-- otto midnight (effyouto...), November 30th, 2006. (otto midnight)

whiskey ward rules!

also, zack - nah - the bunnybrains show is 12/8 in bmore

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 30 November 2006 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

pete where did you guys go when you were in chicago? i think that was the weekend i was in san diego or something.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 30 November 2006 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

speaking of chicago who wants to make my trip next month worthwhile by giving me a reason to leave the airporthotel (they are fucking connected; I don't even have to bring a coat!) on the evening of Dec. 14?

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 30 November 2006 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

like, somewhere on the blue line or whatever it is that goes to O'hare

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 30 November 2006 20:12 (nineteen years ago)

the 14th is, in fact, a thursday. i have a bartendress friend that i sometimes visit after TT's breaks down who lets me drink for free for a good portion of the night. it takes very little arm twisting to get me to go out.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 30 November 2006 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

yay! waht is TT?

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 30 November 2006 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

Thirsty Thursdays. we convene at a dive bar in the loop, first person off work tries to stake a claim to the tables in front near the window then as the others get off work we come in and drink. usually goes from 5:30 to nine or so. after nine i head north to the bar where my friend works and continue with the liver abuse.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 30 November 2006 20:24 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.catenema.com/realcat.jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 30 November 2006 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

I'll probably be able to make it to loop are by sixthirty-sevenish that night. Unless my meeting goes all to hell. But I think a bunch of ppl are flying out that night (meeting ppl, that is), so I doubt it can drag on too too long.

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 30 November 2006 20:37 (nineteen years ago)

MW have you ever read Cliff Yablonski Hates You?

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 30 November 2006 20:42 (nineteen years ago)

No dude, I haven't, should I?

Also guys: If I ask (via email) someone in another office (Worker A) a question, a question that one of my co-workers,(Worker X) and I have about something on one of our databases, something that Worker A is supposed to take care of, and I cc Worker X on the email, why does Worker A not hit reply all? Why does he only reply to me?

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 30 November 2006 20:47 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.somethingawful.com/cliff/ihateyou/

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 30 November 2006 20:50 (nineteen years ago)

otto - on tuesday i saw some randomish show (where man man headlined) with nick, sarah, kenan, and john. wednesday, i saw canasta play. both shows were on damen, at that - UH place i cant remember - upstairs, biggish room, bar in back... then friday, i went to big bowl with nick and sarah, then top of the cock with nick, sarah, john, jenny, jeff, and kenan, then stayed with N/S. everybody was totally nice!

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 30 November 2006 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

oh my god that website is good. i can't stop laughing

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 30 November 2006 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

the one that always gets me is the photo with the drag king, the big fat white lady and the elderly black man, all posing for a portrait together. Mainly because, yeah, wtf IS going on there?

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 30 November 2006 20:58 (nineteen years ago)

oh shit, pete, i was totally in town then, sorry i didn't make it. if it was on damen i'm guessing you went to subterranean. in the '20s that place was a brothel and there is/was an underground tunnel that led from the basement to the flat-iron building across the intersection. it was used by the clients in the event of a police raid.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 30 November 2006 21:01 (nineteen years ago)

s'ok yo next time!

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 30 November 2006 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

i can only look at two of those things at a time and i start laughing so hard i have to close the window

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 30 November 2006 21:03 (nineteen years ago)

everyone at my workplace thinks I'm crazy, sitting here laughing to myself half the day

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 30 November 2006 21:05 (nineteen years ago)

the guy at the bottom of page 26 is the funniest picture I've ever seen in my life

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 30 November 2006 21:06 (nineteen years ago)

hey m & q,
wanna get vace and have a beer at atomic at like 615/630?

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 30 November 2006 21:51 (nineteen years ago)

c/d: your friend fucking freaking out and sorta friend-breaking up with you because you mostly jokingly said you liked the creation (band) better than creation records? by fucking freaking out i mean she actually got up and said "i'm leaving now" and angrily stormed out and followed it up this morning with an email that reads in part "if you're standing by that statement i can only assume that you currently do and always have thought my taste is total crap, in which case i have no idea why you are friends with me, because (unlike many worthwhile people who have other traits to compensate for awful taste) that's pretty much all i've got going for me."

i mean fine i know you hate yourself ok? so do i but at least i try to take it out in a respectable fashion, ON MYSELF. jesus fucking christ. i suck with girls this week.

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Thursday, 30 November 2006 21:54 (nineteen years ago)

You shoulda asked How Does It Feel to Feel, bro.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 30 November 2006 21:55 (nineteen years ago)

Pete, I'm checking with k to see if that's cool, it's cool with me, but we have houseguests arriving tonight and i don't know if i/we will be forced to get more ready tonight post-work or not.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 30 November 2006 21:56 (nineteen years ago)

Also, ZR that is some crazy psycho bullshit going on.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 30 November 2006 21:57 (nineteen years ago)

i cant stay past 715, so itll be quickish...

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 30 November 2006 21:59 (nineteen years ago)

Be all understanding and ask what's really wrong, because you know it's not really about the music and et sympathetic cetera.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 30 November 2006 22:01 (nineteen years ago)

yr tops L

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 30 November 2006 22:03 (nineteen years ago)

I can't help it, i mean fine i know you hate yourself ok? made me laugh.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 30 November 2006 22:04 (nineteen years ago)

Laurel is On The Mouth about it not really being about Creation vs. Creation records.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 30 November 2006 22:05 (nineteen years ago)

To mis-quote Wanda Sykes, "Everything makes me hate myself. That's why I drink."

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 30 November 2006 22:06 (nineteen years ago)

ZR i sympathize. i just got a crzy freak-out what-the-hell-did-i-say email too!

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 30 November 2006 22:06 (nineteen years ago)

I haven't gotten mine yet ;_;

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 30 November 2006 22:13 (nineteen years ago)

I got mine from my sister, in person, last Friday. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 30 November 2006 22:13 (nineteen years ago)

i mean i wrote her back and told her that a) i was kidding (which is mostly true, although at the moment i would TOTALLY rather listen to "how does it feel to feel" than anything ever put out on c. records), b) just because i disagreed with her didn't mean that i thought her taste was crap and that c) if i didn't like her as a person she could have the coolest record collection in the world and listen to flipper 24/7 and i still wouldn't wanna hang, but i did, so that should tell her something. i also called her a dumbass.

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Thursday, 30 November 2006 22:16 (nineteen years ago)

me and ZR are leaving for ClevPk in 15 mins, but we'll walk at least some of the way - holla at me, Qs

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 30 November 2006 22:17 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah I haven't heard from KLG yet and I emailed her @ work? So maybe we're a no? Sorry.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 30 November 2006 22:18 (nineteen years ago)

ME: *youtube video of billy idol singing white christmas*
HER: "[...] please attempt to be civil until I can talk to you in person."

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 30 November 2006 22:18 (nineteen years ago)

;_;

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 30 November 2006 22:18 (nineteen years ago)

HOW MUCH MORE CIVIL CAN YOU FUCKING GET?

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Thursday, 30 November 2006 22:19 (nineteen years ago)

dramatic bullshit=sucks

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 30 November 2006 22:24 (nineteen years ago)

http://postcards.com/DigitalPostcards/Gallery/Moments/thumbnails/stump_something_i_said.JPG

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 30 November 2006 22:24 (nineteen years ago)

haha I like the idea that Billy Idol youtube is uncivil though.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 30 November 2006 22:25 (nineteen years ago)

ok dudes time to attempt to shoot the home computer in the face with amateurish command line fucking about

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Thursday, 30 November 2006 22:48 (nineteen years ago)

or alternatively install tinkertool at the beginning of the process and proceed to be amazed at how much smarter and faster you instantly become

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 1 December 2006 00:01 (nineteen years ago)

hey so where is this big hunt craphole anyway

― Matt Cibula (Formerly, the Haikunym), Friday, 1 December 2006 01:41 (nineteen years ago)

big hunt is on Connecticut south of P. If you get off the Dupont Circle metro on the south side, you should be able to see it. It is across the street on Connecticut from the Metro exit (the side of the street with the bank on the corner, NOT the Krispy Kreme)

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 1 December 2006 13:52 (nineteen years ago)

Oh man sorry I fucked up vaceatomic--headed home before I got the e-mail. But in the future why don't we just make it a standing Thursday vaceatomic thing at sixish? MW and I are always down for vace.

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 1 December 2006 14:30 (nineteen years ago)

yay! except not next week - the FA's are playing a show

― 69 (pete), Friday, 1 December 2006 14:38 (nineteen years ago)

HEY MW WE ARE GOING TO FA SHOW, RIGHT?

WE WILL BE TAKING CAR, RIGHT?

WHO NEEDS A RIDE, RIGHT?

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 1 December 2006 15:04 (nineteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megazostrodon

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 1 December 2006 15:10 (nineteen years ago)

???

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 1 December 2006 15:12 (nineteen years ago)

All of my kids are going to have Megazostrodon for their middle name

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 1 December 2006 15:21 (nineteen years ago)

oh and yeah, Megazostrodon needs a ride to the FA show

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 1 December 2006 15:21 (nineteen years ago)

Last time we gave Megazostrodon a ride, he wouldn't shut up about how he was exctinct.

Also KLG: HELL YES. But don't you have ex-work party thingie that night?

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 1 December 2006 15:24 (nineteen years ago)

But yes all exctinct/non exctinct animals welcome.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 1 December 2006 15:29 (nineteen years ago)

WHY DON'T YOU JUST GET A DIXCTIONARY

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 1 December 2006 15:30 (nineteen years ago)

WTF shut up

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 1 December 2006 15:33 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah it's early, sorry about the misspelling but I'm frazzled. On my way out the door this morning I asked houseguests if they needed anything thinking along the lines of washcloths, extra pillows, etc. They're thinking about moving to the area and they were looking at a map and I had my coat and bag on all set to walk out the door and they answered my question with another question: "So where would be a good place to live in the DC area?" and I did not laugh at them but I did very patiently explain to them about housing and stuff and they seem to think they can get a house just outside the Beltway for 250,000, with a pool, and stuff.

Then I stopped at Whole Foods for coffee, because we are almost out, and they are dicking around with the layout of it and when I asked someone where the coffee was he said: "We don't have coffee."

So yeah.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 1 December 2006 15:37 (nineteen years ago)

Did you call him a dick, and receive sarcastic response re: manners?

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 1 December 2006 15:38 (nineteen years ago)

No, I think I didn't say anything. I may have even given him a blank stare and drooled on the ground. Then he said: "Oh, you mean coffee beans? Like ground coffee?"

http://www.bookpage.com/9705bp/sponsor/extinct.gif

http://ip30.eti.uva.nl/zma3d/extinct_overview/8229.jpg

http://www.just-for-kids.com/gif/cat05/lordgodbird.jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 1 December 2006 15:41 (nineteen years ago)

I am sooooo looking forward to beerz tonight. And to FA show next week (work thingie won't take long; I'll be home in plenty of time to fetch mastadons or whatever and head to show).

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 1 December 2006 15:45 (nineteen years ago)

Tell your houseguests to go live in Anacostia.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 1 December 2006 15:50 (nineteen years ago)

GODBIRD:
http://homepage3.nifty.com/YODASHP/godbird01.jpg

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 1 December 2006 15:51 (nineteen years ago)

this is pretty lame today, try harder dudes.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 1 December 2006 16:52 (nineteen years ago)

http://barbbill.250free.com/Dbrat/HangInThere.gif

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 1 December 2006 16:53 (nineteen years ago)

I had to get here butt-ass early because someone decided 9am was the appropriate time for a mtg. who does that? The claim was that there was an interview at 10 and a meeting at 11 but as far as I can tell duder has been chillin' in his office ever since 9am meeting ended.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 1 December 2006 17:03 (nineteen years ago)

so wait, we are officially big hunting after work?

also, someone on the LNS forums saw that bastard wonkette guy at a party last night and was totally this close to "pulling a kenny rogers."

― a_p (a_p), Friday, 1 December 2006 17:20 (nineteen years ago)

colleague: "what are your qualifications for working in counterintelligence"
mitre fuckhead: "I have a bachelor's from Purdue"
mitre fuckhead: "your filters are too long"

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 1 December 2006 17:23 (nineteen years ago)

wtf is "pulling a kenny rogers?" Offering you some fried drumsticks?

also yes big hunt happy hour

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 1 December 2006 17:24 (nineteen years ago)

i can't even begin to figure out what that would mean xp

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Friday, 1 December 2006 17:25 (nineteen years ago)

performing bad plastic surgery on me? still unclear. as is tombot's last post.

― a_p (a_p), Friday, 1 December 2006 17:26 (nineteen years ago)

On a warm summers evenin on a train bound for nowhere,
I met up with the gambler; we were both too tired to sleep.
So we took turns a starin out the window at the darkness
til boredom overtook us, and he began to speak.

He said, son, Ive made a life out of readin peoples faces,
And knowin what their cards were by the way they held their eyes.
So if you dont mind my sayin, I can see youre out of aces.
For a taste of your whiskey Ill give you some advice.

So I handed him my bottle and he drank down my last swallow.
Then he bummed a cigarette and asked me for a light.
And the night got deathly quiet, and his face lost all expression.
Said, if youre gonna play the game, boy, ya gotta learn to play it right.

You got to know when to hold em, know when to fold em,
Know when to walk away and know when to run.
You never count your money when youre sittin at the table.
Therell be time enough for countin when the dealins done.

Now evry gambler knows that the secret to survivin
Is knowin what to throw away and knowing what to keep.
cause evry hands a winner and evry hands a loser,
And the best that you can hope for is to die in your sleep.

So when hed finished speakin, he turned back towards the window,
Crushed out his cigarette and faded off to sleep.
And somewhere in the darkness the gambler, he broke even.
But in his final words I found an ace that I could keep.

You got to know when to hold em, know when to fold em,
Know when to walk away and know when to run.
You never count you r money when youre sittin at the table.
Therell be time enough for countin when the dealins done.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 1 December 2006 17:27 (nineteen years ago)

wait, i figured it out.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/0718053inside1.jpg

― a_p (a_p), Friday, 1 December 2006 17:29 (nineteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenny_Rogers_%28baseball_player%29

On 2005 June 29, after walking out onto Ameriquest Field for a pre-game warmup against the Los Angeles Angels, Rogers shoved two cameramen, knocking a camera to the ground. One of the reporters then resumed filming and Rogers shoved him again, this time kicking the camera after it had been knocked to the ground a second time. He had to be restrained and was sent home. Larry Rodriguez of Dallas/Fort Worth Metroplex' Fox Network affiliate KDFW was taken to a local hospital, complaining of shoulder, arm and leg pain. While in the hospital, Rodriguez made an official complaint of assault against Rogers.

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 1 December 2006 17:29 (nineteen years ago)

go tell the LNS police the reason the rest of the entire city stays the fuck away from Smith Point is because they're tired of resisting the urge to pull a Luther Casteel

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 1 December 2006 17:31 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, i was with photog 1iz. considering the lameness of that baseball-referencing pseudo-insult/threat, i'm now i'm pretty sure dr morbius is an lns regular.

― a_p (a_p), Friday, 1 December 2006 17:33 (nineteen years ago)

Threaten to pull a Ray Lewis & Crew on them.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 1 December 2006 17:36 (nineteen years ago)

also met: k@therine harris' first chief of staff.

never before has anyone ever been so excited to meet me. he gave me a bear hug.

― a_p (a_p), Friday, 1 December 2006 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

seriously though everybody have you READ the LNS condom break post

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 1 December 2006 17:44 (nineteen years ago)

it is the greatest story ever told

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 1 December 2006 17:44 (nineteen years ago)

i will read it aloud to my children assembled at my feet before the hearth each christmas from now on.

― a_p (a_p), Friday, 1 December 2006 17:45 (nineteen years ago)

HI PEOPLE WHO TREAT PUBLIC SHARED MICROWAVE LIKE IT IS IN THEIR OWN KITCHEN AT HOME AND HEAT UP THINGS THAT TAKE 20 FUCKING MINUTES AND STAND AROUND STIRRING SHIT ETC ETC

EVER HEARD OF AMY'S BURRITOS? OR BUYING FOOD? OR BRINGING LEFT OVERS IN A TUPPERWARE?

FUCK YOU TOO.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 1 December 2006 17:46 (nineteen years ago)

Seriously this has been going on since 12:15.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 1 December 2006 17:50 (nineteen years ago)

pull a kenny rogers

― a_p (a_p), Friday, 1 December 2006 17:54 (nineteen years ago)

I love that lns story. It is the greatest story ever told

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 1 December 2006 17:59 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.solentnews.biz/images/cats.jpg

― Ed (dali), Friday, 1 December 2006 17:59 (nineteen years ago)

whoa

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 1 December 2006 18:11 (nineteen years ago)

GIS: cat tits, I have no idea why.

― Ed (dali), Friday, 1 December 2006 18:13 (nineteen years ago)

good lord!

alex you should smack one of the LNS dudes with a glove and challenge him to a duel.. or throw a drink in their face

― daria g (dar1a g), Friday, 1 December 2006 18:21 (nineteen years ago)

http://gimps.de/wettbewerb/albums/userpics/10001/kylie.jpg
gaaah

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 1 December 2006 18:35 (nineteen years ago)

WHAT IS GOING ON HERE
http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/you_di_int.jpg

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 1 December 2006 18:54 (nineteen years ago)

NU ILX server has laser eyes, next donation drive will be for someone to empty the litter box.

http://mfrost.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/catsnracks.jpg

― Ed (dali), Friday, 1 December 2006 18:56 (nineteen years ago)

wait for it

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 1 December 2006 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

I see you are reading the same webpage as I. You should read the comments section for the one that is basically all titties, no kitties--PEOPLE BE MAD ABOUT SOME BREASTS SMOTHERING LITTLE KITTIES.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 1 December 2006 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

I rather like the lemurs, and the lemur handler.

http://mfrost.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/lemur_action.jpg

― Ed (dali), Friday, 1 December 2006 19:00 (nineteen years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/100/311313143_77013bc3ee_o.png

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 1 December 2006 19:00 (nineteen years ago)

MEGA KUDOS TOM. BOT.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 1 December 2006 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/99052133_l.jpg

xpost hahahaha

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 1 December 2006 19:03 (nineteen years ago)

hahahahahahahahahhaa

― a_p (a_p), Friday, 1 December 2006 19:03 (nineteen years ago)

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/kitten.jpg

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 1 December 2006 19:09 (nineteen years ago)

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THE INTERNETS

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 1 December 2006 19:11 (nineteen years ago)

Amazingly GIS sloth boobs produces hits but not of chicks with sloths.

― Ed (dali), Friday, 1 December 2006 19:11 (nineteen years ago)

why is Romo like some kind of fake Noah Wylie btw.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 1 December 2006 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/oh_hello_1.jpg
huge woman or spider cat? you be the judge

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 1 December 2006 19:13 (nineteen years ago)

STOP IT MY EYES JESUS

(don't stop)

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 1 December 2006 19:14 (nineteen years ago)

http://jitcrunch.cafepress.com/jitcrunch.aspx?bG9hZD1ibGFuayxibGFuazoxMjZfRl9jNC5qcGd8bG9hZD1MMCxodHRwOi8vaW1hZ2VzLmNhZmVwcmVzcy5jb20vaW1hZ2UvMTAxODk2MjFfNDAweDQwMC5qcGd8fHNjYWxlPUwwLDE2MCw5NixXaGl0ZXxjb21wb3NlPWJsYW5rLEwwLEFkZCwxNjcsMTAxfGNwPXJlc3VsdCxibGFua3xzY2FsZT1yZXN1bHQsMCw0ODAsV2hpdGV8Y29tcHJlc3Npb249OTV8

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 1 December 2006 19:16 (nineteen years ago)

Bah, cute girls have no love for the sloth.

― Ed (dali), Friday, 1 December 2006 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

that's a sad story.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 1 December 2006 19:21 (nineteen years ago)

http://jitcrunch.cafepress.com/jitcrunch.aspx?bG9hZD1ibGFuayxibGFuazozX0ZfbzEuanBnfGxvYWQ9TDAsaHR0cDovL2ltYWdlcy5jYWZlcHJlc3MuY29tL2ltYWdlLzQxMzg1OTZfNDAweDQwMC5qcGd8fHNjYWxlPUwwLDQxOCwzNTIsV2hpdGV8Y29tcG9zZT1ibGFuayxMMCxBZGQsMzEsNjl8bG9hZD1tYXNrLGJsYW5rOjNfRl9tYXNrX28xLmpwZ3xjb21wb3NlPWJsYW5rLG1hc2ssTWFzaywwLDB8Y3A9cmVzdWx0LGJsYW5rfHNjYWxlPXJlc3VsdCwwLDQ4MCxXaGl0ZXxjb21wcmVzc2lvbj05NXw=

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 1 December 2006 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

Let's start a girls with sloths site, we shall be dot com millionaires.

― Ed (dali), Friday, 1 December 2006 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

OK, but where do we get sloths from?

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 1 December 2006 19:25 (nineteen years ago)

Your search - "sloth importer" - did not match any documents.

Suggestions:
Make sure all words are spelled correctly.
Try different keywords.
Try more general keywords.

Work on this, I am going to drink some beer.

― Ed (dali), Friday, 1 December 2006 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.dghonline.org/images/peru/sloth.jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 1 December 2006 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

Also, I am going to complain about why the best gig venue in London (acoustics wise) serves only shit beer.

― Ed (dali), Friday, 1 December 2006 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

Your search - "how do i buy sloth" - did not match any documents.

Suggestions:

* Make sure all words are spelled correctly.
* Try different keywords.
* Try more general keywords.

;_;

xpost shit beer is something we must all put up with at a lot of nice gig venues. it's like they will do one, but not the other, I don't understand it.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 1 December 2006 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

Your search - rent-a-sloth - did not match any documents.

Suggestions:

* Make sure all words are spelled correctly.
* Try different keywords.
* Try more general keywords.
* Try fewer keywords.

^^^^^^^^ I think, Ed, that we shall need to venture into this business here before we can even possibly venture into the photos of sloths in cleavage part of the business.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 1 December 2006 19:31 (nineteen years ago)

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/433/slothgirltq6.png

― a_p (a_p), Friday, 1 December 2006 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.robinsonlumberandflooring.com/press/SLOTHRELEASE/sloth%20release.jpg http://www.uoguelph.ca/~rjblab/ImagesNew/gradstudentsNT/Baby%20sloth.jpg

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 1 December 2006 19:45 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.kidssavingtherainforest.org/newcart/newalbum/KSTRPhotoAlbum/images/Jennifer,%20Janine,%20kinkajou%20and%20sloth.jpg http://www.brevardzoo.org/aboutthezoo/mediacenter/download/Zoo/Sloth.jpg

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 1 December 2006 19:45 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.adventuresforsingles.com/images/sloth.jpg http://grad.bio.uci.edu/ecoevo/fbarreto/sloth-lady.JPG (nb I am not really sure that sloth is alive here)
http://www.wilson06.freeserve.co.uk/sloth.jpg

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 1 December 2006 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

I SAT ON THE INTERNET

http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/uploads/2006/12/fatnakedmancomputer.jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 1 December 2006 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

mark i'm going to ask you never to do that again

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Friday, 1 December 2006 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.speakingroses.com/CEImages/Product/185x185/185-SP-012-100-I

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 1 December 2006 20:13 (nineteen years ago)

Man I wish I could have used that naked bearded fat dude instead of k-fed now

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 1 December 2006 20:15 (nineteen years ago)

no one answered my romo question from earlier. assholes.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 1 December 2006 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

romo is some kind of fake noah wylie because peyton is some kind of fake anthony michael hall?

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 1 December 2006 20:21 (nineteen years ago)

that is a terrible, basically totally untrue answer.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 1 December 2006 20:21 (nineteen years ago)

http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/4281/tynan6in.gif
^^^^^^^ what I think of that answer.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 1 December 2006 20:22 (nineteen years ago)

it is completely the facts, though.

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 1 December 2006 20:24 (nineteen years ago)

peyton manning doesn't even look like anthony michael hall for heaven's sake.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 1 December 2006 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

who does tom brady look like to you, emilio estevez??

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 1 December 2006 20:29 (nineteen years ago)

Guys how do I shot saving text as img for the web? I mean, how do I get it as crisp as possible. (using: photoshop, illustrator)

― daria g (dar1a g), Friday, 1 December 2006 20:31 (nineteen years ago)

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y56/ferrarimanf355/motivator6563965.jpg

― jw (ex machina), Friday, 1 December 2006 20:36 (nineteen years ago)

hay dc i thought you might like to see these two things:

http://www.miqel.com/images_1/odd_records/clp_raptured_th.jpg

http://www.miqel.com/images_1/odd_records/bg_c_armsandlegs_th.jpg

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Friday, 1 December 2006 20:39 (nineteen years ago)

also this one

http://www.miqel.com/images_1/odd_records/clp_redemption_th.jpg

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Friday, 1 December 2006 20:40 (nineteen years ago)

Could someone YSI this to me? THANKS

http://www.miqel.com/images_1/odd_records/bg_c_armsandlegs_th.jpg

― JESUS USE ME (Party with me Punker), Friday, 1 December 2006 20:43 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.miqel.com/images_1/odd_records/bg_c_armsandlegs_bk.jpg

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Friday, 1 December 2006 20:45 (nineteen years ago)

HELLO JON

agggh ZR wtf is that.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 1 December 2006 20:46 (nineteen years ago)

my new guru

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Friday, 1 December 2006 20:47 (nineteen years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/114/311388994_01a41d0b09_o.png

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 1 December 2006 20:47 (nineteen years ago)

how the. . .? who the. . .? but with the. . .? And he doesn't have the. . .? The guy is a. .

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 1 December 2006 20:47 (nineteen years ago)

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 1 December 2006 20:48 (nineteen years ago)

you know what, guys? I think adversity has caused us to create the best thread we have EVER DONE.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 1 December 2006 20:48 (nineteen years ago)

What adversity?

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 1 December 2006 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

the tragic kind.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 1 December 2006 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

RELATIONSHIPS. ILLNESS. MUTINY. HAVING TO PLAY GUITAR WITH YR DICK. ALL OF THE KINDS OF ADVERSITY.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 1 December 2006 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

see y'all at the bh

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Friday, 1 December 2006 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

ESPCIALLY THE "I GOTS A SHIT JAWB" KIND

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 1 December 2006 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

my adversities have made it beer o'clock. zr i am leaving work "early" (read: regular time for normal people) today because of douche mtg so WILL SEE YOU AT BH

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 1 December 2006 20:57 (nineteen years ago)

I can't wait for the beering.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 1 December 2006 20:58 (nineteen years ago)

what kind will you order? Will you order a snack too? I will probably order a snack.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 1 December 2006 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

I am definitely going to eat something

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 1 December 2006 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

please do not tell me you did not eat lunch again

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 1 December 2006 21:03 (nineteen years ago)

I ate lunch but I am hungry because it was just one slice of cheese pizza and a while ago

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 1 December 2006 21:04 (nineteen years ago)

I cannot wait to eat a cheeseburger and drink a beer, probably a Sam Adams Winter Lager if they have it, and I will be there a little after 6.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 1 December 2006 21:04 (nineteen years ago)

WHOA A CHEESEBURGER!!! BIG SNACK HUNGRY JACK!!

maybe I will eat the famous grilled cheese. Winter lager sounds good but they never have it. Maybe they do, now. The CH has it, definitely.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 1 December 2006 21:06 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, it will be dinner for me. Regarding the Winter Lager: our house has it right now, and you and TOMBOT are right, I am now sold on the Sam Adams flavory beers.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 1 December 2006 21:07 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, the Winter Lager is pretty freaky good. And the label is more appealling than regular Sam.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 1 December 2006 21:08 (nineteen years ago)

and it makes me feel all Christmasy inside, and I'm not a big Christmas fan

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 1 December 2006 21:09 (nineteen years ago)

Truly the epitome of brewing's two thousand year evolution, Samuel Adams Utopias™ offers a flavor not just unlike any other beer but unlike any other beverage in the world. Its warm, sweet flavor is richly highlighted with hints of vanilla, oak and caramel. Our 2003 batch topped out at a record breaking 25.6% ABV, beating the records that Samuel Adams® Triple Bock® and Samuel Adams® Millennium had set before it. And like those groundbreaking brews, Samuel Adams Utopias™ is not carbonated and should be served at room temperature. In one of many examples where Samuel Adams Utopias™ pushed the boundaries of beer, it received the highest recommendation (96-100 points) from the prestigious Wine Enthusiast Magazine (November, 2003 edition).
Due to legal restrictions, Samuel Adams Utopias™ can not be sold in the states of Alabama, Arkansas, Florida, Georgia, Idaho, Iowa, Missouri, New Hampshire, North Carolina, Ohio, Oregon, South Carolina, Washington, and West Virginia.

QUE?!?!?!?!

http://www.sptimes.com/2003/06/18/photos/dish-BEER.jpg

QUE?!?!?!?! X 2

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 1 December 2006 21:11 (nineteen years ago)

plz note that crazy ass moonshine bier is available in...SOUTH CAROLINA

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 1 December 2006 21:12 (nineteen years ago)

that thing that the beer is in on the right looks like some kind of Three Kings shit, I hope it's filled with WINTER LAGER FOR BABY JESUS AND MARY THE VIRGIN MOMMY OF GOD

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 1 December 2006 21:13 (nineteen years ago)

The little korean bodega in adams morgan I used to buy my orangina 2-liters from had that stuff once

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 1 December 2006 21:13 (nineteen years ago)

guys I think one day I will start a companion thread to I HAVE HAD ALL THE MOUNTAIN DEWS, called I HAVE HAD ALL THE SAM ADAMS, except I think this "Utopias" beer might kill me.

xpost it is filled with crazy 30% alcohol winey Sam Adams!!

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 1 December 2006 21:13 (nineteen years ago)

I have had these Sam Adams:
CHOCOLATE BOCK (just a bit, didn't like much)
BOSTON ALE
BOSTON LAGER
SAM LIGHT (actually pretty good and does taste like regular Boston Lager)
HEFEWEIZEN
BLACK LAGER (surprised to find it "okay," usually not a fan of v. dark stuff)
WHITE ALE
SUMMER ALE
OCTOBER FEST
WINTER LAGER (this one is the best all time #1 bro)
CRANBERRY LAMBIC (strangely too sweet--I think the base beer just isn't heavy enough for the cranberry in this case. It was no Lindemann's)
HOLIDAY PORTER (was really already drunk when had this, should try again)

MUST TRY NEXT: OLD FEZZIWIG ALE no idea what this name is about but label features crazy fuckin leprechauny thing and a lady and it's called SAM ADAMS OLD FEZZIWIG, website describes it as "cookies of beer" which makes no sense.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 1 December 2006 21:18 (nineteen years ago)

I'm pretty sure I've had the CHERRY WHEAT as well but not certain enough to commit to it on internets for all eternity.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 1 December 2006 21:19 (nineteen years ago)

I hope OLD FEZZIMWIG has little chunks of old man felsh floating in it.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 1 December 2006 21:20 (nineteen years ago)

flesh

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 1 December 2006 21:20 (nineteen years ago)

Ahaha, we turned my mother into a lush with Lindemann's!! And Chambord dropped into regular beers.

XP: no one said anything about felching, dude.

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 1 December 2006 21:21 (nineteen years ago)

flesh flesh flesh: I SAID OLD MAN COOKIE FLESH

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 1 December 2006 21:22 (nineteen years ago)

Lindemann's basically rules. I hate kriek but love framboise. Amount of beer drinking I'm doing is leading me to diabetes I'm pretty sure.

xpost ok old man cookie flesh is like the grossest combo of words I've ever seen.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 1 December 2006 21:23 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.well.com/user/cwj/bangersandmash/img/BatF_cover.jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 1 December 2006 21:28 (nineteen years ago)

well ok that just put that awful Breakfast at Tiffany's song in my head

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 1 December 2006 21:30 (nineteen years ago)

OK I am leaving for the beerz soonz.

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 1 December 2006 22:03 (nineteen years ago)

me too c u thar.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 1 December 2006 22:03 (nineteen years ago)

Confidential to MW: hey honey will you bring some cash money thanks you kisses!

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 1 December 2006 22:03 (nineteen years ago)

NO GET YOUR OWN MONEY HONEY

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 1 December 2006 22:15 (nineteen years ago)

;_;

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 1 December 2006 22:22 (nineteen years ago)

Guys how do I shot saving text as img for the web? I mean, how do I get it as crisp as possible. (using: photoshop, illustrator)

http://www.widearea.co.uk/designer/anti.html

― amon (amon), Saturday, 2 December 2006 01:12 (nineteen years ago)

also

http://themot.org/gallery/d/59098-1/MonorailCat.jpg

― amon (amon), Saturday, 2 December 2006 02:29 (nineteen years ago)

http://themot.org/gallery/d/59490-1/servedcat.jpg

― amon (amon), Saturday, 2 December 2006 02:30 (nineteen years ago)

http://themot.org/gallery/d/1018-1/catplane.jpg

― amon (amon), Saturday, 2 December 2006 02:36 (nineteen years ago)

http://themot.org/gallery/d/58977-1/endcat.jpg

― amon (amon), Saturday, 2 December 2006 02:39 (nineteen years ago)

haha that was awesome guys, thanks

now im in my room eating ur popcorn and watching schoool of rock

― Matt Cibula (Formerly, the Haikunym), Saturday, 2 December 2006 02:50 (nineteen years ago)

tour update

6am

sitting in Centralterminalen bus station in Stockholm

first show was amazing
at 4:15am the crew of Swedish Idol showed up for an afterparty (we had seen their tent set up earlier in another part of town) and the host, their Ryan Seacrest, took a micophone and started MCing over our set. That was strange.

The booking agent for the club was phenomenally friendly - when I showed an interest in traditional swedish food he brought us cookies and was running around town trying to find us a traditional St. Lucia candy made w/ saffron.

Also, I had a shot of whiskey, a whiskey sour, a glass of champagne, and about 18 beers. Sweeet. I will not be sober by the time I go through airport security.

Had four different kinds of the most amazing herring - the clove and orange cured one was particularly exceptional.

p.s. - the girls are totally that hot.
p.p.s. - even though the internets had translated the room we were playing in as "vital babies", it turned out to mean "white room". Big time letdown.

― Brian Billion (Brian Miller), Saturday, 2 December 2006 05:11 (nineteen years ago)

Sloth delivery.

http://static.flickr.com/90/213752514_3119ebbecc.jpg?v=0

― Ed (dali), Saturday, 2 December 2006 09:21 (nineteen years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/82/225383649_c6f4c66c90.jpg?v=0

― Ed (dali), Sunday, 3 December 2006 08:37 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.brumbeat.net/sabbs2.jpg
THIS IS OUR COUNTRY

― a_p (a_p), Monday, 4 December 2006 14:17 (nineteen years ago)

this job is even MORE intolerable when you can barely breathe!
also a colleague came over this morning and handed me a fucking tube of clorox wipes. f this shit.

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Monday, 4 December 2006 14:46 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.rockhard.de/images/blacksab_para.jpg
THIS IS OUR ANTHEM

― a_p (a_p), Monday, 4 December 2006 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

sooooooo bored

― a_p (a_p), Monday, 4 December 2006 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

dear ZR,

let's never have another week like that again, ok?

signed,
your brain and liver

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Monday, 4 December 2006 14:58 (nineteen years ago)

dear brain and liver,

stfu.

signed,
ZR

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Monday, 4 December 2006 14:58 (nineteen years ago)

I AM TOM COUGHLIN
I WILL LOSE MY JOB BY SEASON'S END

what were the other Iron Man variations invented last night?? PS that dude totally did NOT die, I double checked this morning.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 4 December 2006 14:59 (nineteen years ago)

also wtf are you supposed to do with the Clorox Wipes? It's like uhh these are not kleenex jerkfaces.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 4 December 2006 15:01 (nineteen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/13/Xenu_BBC_Panorama.jpg
THIS IS OUR SPACE EMPEROR XENU

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Monday, 4 December 2006 15:01 (nineteen years ago)

I think the clorox wipes are for me to sanitize the phone in order to prevent the rest of the office also getting killed by this plague incubating in my brainial cavities

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Monday, 4 December 2006 15:02 (nineteen years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000019IV.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― daria g (dar1a g), Monday, 4 December 2006 15:04 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.giants.com/images/content/photos/04_0107_tc.jpg
Nobody wants him
They just turn their heads

― a_p (a_p), Monday, 4 December 2006 15:05 (nineteen years ago)

xp yay i love that record! tom fyi it contains among other things an ep dedicated to: http://www.fatbankroll.nu/img/racer_x.jpg

also CABLES!

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Monday, 4 December 2006 15:08 (nineteen years ago)

guys, the group of us were 10x funnier than anyone on ILNFL is about the Giants loss, I dunno how to feel about that.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 4 December 2006 15:09 (nineteen years ago)

i think i've gone out and gotten wasted every night now for going on 10 days straight.

TRIVIA NIGHT YES
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-9/396532/riddler.JPG

― a_p (a_p), Monday, 4 December 2006 15:10 (nineteen years ago)

i am ready to murder some losers tonight, i dunno about you guys.

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Monday, 4 December 2006 15:12 (nineteen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/38/South_Park_Xenu.jpg

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Monday, 4 December 2006 15:22 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.knitemare.org/cats/supcat.jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 4 December 2006 15:35 (nineteen years ago)

if they referred to people as frauds or liars, they could be sued for slander, even in the face of overwhelming evidence of chicanery, but as "vulgar abuse" is not legally considered slanderous, referring to them as assholes or fuckers ostensibly expresses an opinion rather than a statement of fact and is legally safer for them.

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Monday, 4 December 2006 15:57 (nineteen years ago)

ok I think I will declare that Jersey City thread to be the lamest thing ever posted on ILX

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 4 December 2006 16:09 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.tmz.com/2006/12/04/clooneys-pig-dies/

― a_p (a_p), Monday, 4 December 2006 16:19 (nineteen years ago)

;_; 12/4 never forget

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 4 December 2006 16:20 (nineteen years ago)

cryingpotbelliedpigshockey.jpg

― a_p (a_p), Monday, 4 December 2006 16:23 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.emersonprocess.com/RAIhome/have_fun/images/911_Tribute1-1024x768.jpg

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 4 December 2006 16:25 (nineteen years ago)

i always sorta wanted a pig

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Monday, 4 December 2006 16:26 (nineteen years ago)

Actually, Jersey City had a better view of the WTC than most of New York...and PATH service was substantially fucked for years afterward, which is more than happened to MTA subway lines. The only bright spot was that the wind was blowing debris toward Brooklyn on the particular day, so we didn't get the ash etc.

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 4 December 2006 16:29 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.tmz.com/media/2006/12/clooney_pig_sp_250.jpg
THIS IS OUR PIG
THIS IS OUR COUNTRY

xp UH

― a_p (a_p), Monday, 4 December 2006 16:30 (nineteen years ago)

Someone's been watching too much football: I'm looking at you Mr. THIS IS OUR COUNTRY.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 4 December 2006 16:34 (nineteen years ago)

Mr. "I know the words to every song in the history of the world for all time ever"

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 4 December 2006 16:35 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.tmz.com/media/2006/12/clooney_pig_sp_250.jpg
Nobody wants him
He just stares at the world
Planning his vengeance
That he will soon unfold

― a_p (a_p), Monday, 4 December 2006 16:38 (nineteen years ago)

also, pete has convinced me that it's finally time to get that bf tattoo i always wanted

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Monday, 4 December 2006 16:42 (nineteen years ago)

dude: no.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 4 December 2006 16:43 (nineteen years ago)

aw but this is like the only time in my life i've felt stupid enough to actually go through with it!

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Monday, 4 December 2006 16:44 (nineteen years ago)

YES

also Iron Man pig--this will never stop being funny. This is our chat room.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 4 December 2006 16:47 (nineteen years ago)

Dude, do it with a sharpie and keep it on your shoulder for a few weeks (I assume yr getting it there) to make sure you really want it. Also please remember THE SHED IS PAIN

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 4 December 2006 16:50 (nineteen years ago)

THE SHED IS PAIN, MARK

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Monday, 4 December 2006 16:51 (nineteen years ago)

hahahaha xp

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Monday, 4 December 2006 16:53 (nineteen years ago)

also no not the shoulder, the flag bars demand a level of commitment that can only be provided by the forehead

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Monday, 4 December 2006 16:54 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha I see what you did there.

xpost Yeah do it I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU. If you do Black Flag bars on forehead, I will gladly do my promised Mr. Shankly routine w/the parking meter, etc.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 4 December 2006 16:56 (nineteen years ago)

GUYS THE CREATIONIST THREAD IS AMAZING

ALSO YOU SHOULD DO THE PARKING METER THING REGARDLESS OF ZR

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 4 December 2006 17:12 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1141924569583.t.jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 4 December 2006 17:15 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1161912573000.b.jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 4 December 2006 17:19 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1137228571328.jpg

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 4 December 2006 17:22 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1153692674158.jpg
^^^^^ this guy fuckin rules

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 4 December 2006 17:36 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/firecat.jpg

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 4 December 2006 17:51 (nineteen years ago)

ALLY OTM

― a_p (a_p), Monday, 4 December 2006 17:54 (nineteen years ago)

whoa firecat update

― 69 (pete), Monday, 4 December 2006 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

firecat.jpg has, unbelievably, become even awesomer

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Monday, 4 December 2006 17:58 (nineteen years ago)

plus damn tacos are so good

― 69 (pete), Monday, 4 December 2006 17:59 (nineteen years ago)

guys, I don't know if you were aware of this, but I'm declaring that today is...
http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1159667323241.jpg

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 4 December 2006 17:59 (nineteen years ago)

http://petstore.robynanderson.com/archives/2004/11/30KittenFight.jpg
THESE ARE OUR CATS
THIS IS OUR COUNTRY

― a_p (a_p), Monday, 4 December 2006 18:04 (nineteen years ago)

i will get tired of that in maybe february

― a_p (a_p), Monday, 4 December 2006 18:04 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.catsofaustralia.com/cutiefrontpage.jpg

THIS IS OUR CHAT ROOM

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Monday, 4 December 2006 18:06 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.born-today.com/Today/pix/coleman_ornette.jpg

THIS IS OUR MUSIC

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Monday, 4 December 2006 18:06 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.birman.net/archive/pictures/Aristi%20Kat%20Pooh%20Bah%20of%20Moulmein.jpg
THIS IS OUR POOH BAH OF MOULMEIN

― a_p (a_p), Monday, 4 December 2006 18:07 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1161724930463.jpg
THIS IS OUR COFFEE BREAK

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 4 December 2006 18:08 (nineteen years ago)

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.soundsxp.com/images/damonandnaomi%25200606.gif&imgrefurl=http://www.soundsxp.com/interviews/interviews9.html&h=288&w=417&sz=69&hl=en&start=2&tbnid=B-moQ1EQ5M4ZdM:&tbnh=86&tbnw=125&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dnaomi%2Byang%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26safe%3Doff%26sa%3DG

THIS IS A GIRL PETE THINKS IS REALLY CUET

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Monday, 4 December 2006 18:08 (nineteen years ago)

THIS IS OUR POOH BAH OF MOULMEIN
ok this is making me laugh uncontrollably

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 4 December 2006 18:08 (nineteen years ago)

it is a caturday miracle

― a_p (a_p), Monday, 4 December 2006 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.soundsxp.com/images/damonandnaomi%200606.gif

OK NEVERMIND THIS IS HER

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Monday, 4 December 2006 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

HE IS RIGHT FWIW

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Monday, 4 December 2006 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1161911488903.jpg

xpost I don't know about that girl, I guess that's good though so Pete won't have to fight me for her.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 4 December 2006 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

i see what you did there

― 69 (pete), Monday, 4 December 2006 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/lololmycat2.jpg

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 4 December 2006 18:11 (nineteen years ago)

http://jongsmahartgring.nl/images/fotomap/Jacobus%20Wieman%20-%20Kat%20van%20Karrebas.JPG
THIS IS OUR NIGHTMARE

― a_p (a_p), Monday, 4 December 2006 18:14 (nineteen years ago)

haha I lived in the same residence hall as that aforeposted girl but I am hesitant to say that because I know the official position of dcilxors about harvard people

― Matt Cibula (Formerly, the Haikunym), Monday, 4 December 2006 18:15 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.photofile.com/Photos/Albums/2005_NFL_Composites/Images/2005%20Carolina%20Panthers%20Team%20Composite.jpg

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 4 December 2006 18:15 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.cool-games.dk/wallpaper/kat/7.JPG

― a_p (a_p), Monday, 4 December 2006 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.qipdesigns.com/fotos/blog/fotos/gato2.jpg

― Matt Cibula (Formerly, the Haikunym), Monday, 4 December 2006 18:19 (nineteen years ago)

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 4 December 2006 18:22 (nineteen years ago)

haha I lived in the same residence hall as that aforeposted girl but I am hesitant to say that because I know the official position of dcilxors about harvard people

-- Matt Cibula (expresso222...), December 4th, 2006. (Formerly, the Haikunym)

OH MAN

― 69 (pete), Monday, 4 December 2006 18:22 (nineteen years ago)

and wvs harv is fine by me

― 69 (pete), Monday, 4 December 2006 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

yeah Dan Perry is from harvard

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 4 December 2006 18:24 (nineteen years ago)

fine by me more like it geddit lol

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Monday, 4 December 2006 18:24 (nineteen years ago)

(dan obvs not naomi)

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Monday, 4 December 2006 18:24 (nineteen years ago)

yeah eff you guys i heard everything

― Tom Morello (Formerly, the Haikunym), Monday, 4 December 2006 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1156874535220.jpg

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 4 December 2006 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

OH HAHAHAHA right whoops - that opinion only holds true for TM dude!

― 69 (pete), Monday, 4 December 2006 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

BUSTED

― a_p (a_p), Monday, 4 December 2006 18:30 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1158282479430.jpg

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 4 December 2006 18:30 (nineteen years ago)

http://webuser.bus.umich.edu/Sections/Mba2003-5/humor%5Ccat%20from%20argentina.jpg

― Matt Cibula (Formerly, the Haikunym), Monday, 4 December 2006 18:30 (nineteen years ago)

http://neuro-www2.mgh.harvard.edu/aibo/aibocat02.jpg
http://neuro-www2.mgh.harvard.edu/aibo/aibocat04.jpg
http://neuro-www2.mgh.harvard.edu/aibo/aibocat03.jpg

― a_p (a_p), Monday, 4 December 2006 18:33 (nineteen years ago)

WHOEVER WINS, WE LOSE

― a_p (a_p), Monday, 4 December 2006 18:33 (nineteen years ago)

guys i'm getting like hella sick

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 4 December 2006 18:35 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1161312003969.png

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 4 December 2006 18:35 (nineteen years ago)

yeah eff you guys i heard everything
-- Tom Morello (sittingbehindyo...), December 4th, 2006.

GAAHHHAAAA HAA HAA HAA

Yeah Ally dude I woke up pre sick yesterday, be careful. I drank a shitload of OJ and took a Big Old Nap and I'm feelin okay today but still I need to be all DEFENSIVE CAT IS DEFENSIVE regarding colds and shit.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 4 December 2006 18:38 (nineteen years ago)

if I don't feel better i'll probably call in sick tomorrow :(

wait wtf am I doing, :D

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 4 December 2006 18:40 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1161446622490.jpg

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 4 December 2006 18:40 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.whitehouse.gov/president/holiday/historicalpets3/images/1977-mistyamy-398v.jpg

― Matt Cibula (Formerly, the Haikunym), Monday, 4 December 2006 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

that mormon is v lucky

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 4 December 2006 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

While in the White House, she had a Siamese cat named "Misty Malarky Ying Yang"

― a_p (a_p), Monday, 4 December 2006 18:48 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.backstage7.de/band5/ying_yang_twins/ying_yang_twins_03.jpg

― a_p (a_p), Monday, 4 December 2006 18:49 (nineteen years ago)

alex i dare you to use these pics today

― Matt Cibula (Formerly, the Haikunym), Monday, 4 December 2006 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1161455628633.jpg

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 4 December 2006 18:53 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1159538996244.t.jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 4 December 2006 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.knitemare.org/cats/pants.jpg

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 4 December 2006 18:57 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/270911980_0baa512314.b.jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 4 December 2006 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/43/79448434_d832c882af.jpg?v=0

― Ed (dali), Monday, 4 December 2006 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

http://static.truerwords.free-conversant.com/images/kittens/missy_kittens_1/NewbornKittens26-M.jpg

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 4 December 2006 19:02 (nineteen years ago)

oh if you have to stay home sick tomorrow then I don't have to go to the fedex station today. but YOU CANNOT OPEN THE RESULTS.

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Monday, 4 December 2006 19:03 (nineteen years ago)

why don't you stay home sick since you are sick and go to the fedex station tomorrow

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 4 December 2006 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005M2FC.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 4 December 2006 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

aggh

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 4 December 2006 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/47/134404081_52d11fc68e.jpg?v=0

― Ed (dali), Monday, 4 December 2006 19:07 (nineteen years ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39623000/jpg/_39623633_catintree.jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 4 December 2006 19:08 (nineteen years ago)

what the hell is the fed ex station anyway

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 4 December 2006 19:09 (nineteen years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/6/9132676_04646b2bce.jpg?v=0
http://static.flickr.com/6/9251961_8715501abd.jpg?v=0
http://static.flickr.com/9/13184699_48ca9aab02.jpg?v=0

― Ed (dali), Monday, 4 December 2006 19:10 (nineteen years ago)

http://img501.imageshack.us/img501/1658/heatmiser8nj.jpg
http://www.bigredhair.com/halloween/2003/heatmiser.jpg
http://www.tempel.org/ftp/pub/tmp/Heatmiser.JPG

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 4 December 2006 19:10 (nineteen years ago)

xpost the tin shed in a sketchy industrial estate far away from any form of transport where they dump your packages when surprise surprise you are at work when they deliver.

― Ed (dali), Monday, 4 December 2006 19:11 (nineteen years ago)

YEAH YEAH INDUSTRIAL ESTATE, amirite?

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 4 December 2006 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

oh no i don't want to have to go to College Park :\

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 4 December 2006 19:14 (nineteen years ago)

ghhahahahah college park roffles

― quincie (quincie), Monday, 4 December 2006 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

we need cleavage tattoo posts STAT

― Matt Cibula (Formerly, the Haikunym), Monday, 4 December 2006 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

I have never heard the Dead's version of You Aint Goin Nowhere until I have been placed on hold by a courier service, hey not bad.

xpost NO WE DOESNT

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 4 December 2006 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

and sloths

― Ed (dali), Monday, 4 December 2006 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

they are coming:

http://static.flickr.com/10/17109765_abc7426d87.jpg?v=0

― Ed (dali), Monday, 4 December 2006 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39522000/jpg/_39522421_schradi_afp300body.jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 4 December 2006 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

Ed, one of the cleavage tattoo was meant to be OF a sloth.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 4 December 2006 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

did I miss something about cleavage tattoos?

― Ed (dali), Monday, 4 December 2006 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

Ally and I are going to have a cat (Ally) and a sloth (me) tattooed coming out of our cleavage. Kinda like the pics up there with cats stuffed down chicks' shirts.

― quincie (quincie), Monday, 4 December 2006 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

with a high cut top, only the claws should be visible.

― Ed (dali), Monday, 4 December 2006 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

Or possibly have some stuff sloth arms to wear as a fashion accessory.

― Ed (dali), Monday, 4 December 2006 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

See, Ed, you have the right idea. MWQue was very against the idea.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 4 December 2006 19:54 (nineteen years ago)

You're correct you're now both divorced just for even mentioning it.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 4 December 2006 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

Or why not just go the whole hog:

http://static.flickr.com/112/307422081_5343974843.jpg?v=1164608266

― Ed (dali), Monday, 4 December 2006 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

whoa blonde sloth

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 4 December 2006 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

THIS IS OUR PREFERRED VALUE FOR THE STRONG NUCLEAR FORCE

http://abyss.uoregon.edu/~js/images/anthropic_bubbles.gif

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Monday, 4 December 2006 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

lol @ sucker weak strong force bubble universe

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Monday, 4 December 2006 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

MUSIK IZ AWESOME

http://myspace-452.vo.llnwd.net/01341/25/49/1341349452_s.gif

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 4 December 2006 21:11 (nineteen years ago)

i'm drinking brandy, which is awesome, but does not quite make up for spending two hours on shitty post about a lame party and still not being done for the day. and yes, i am two hundred years old and clearly a homopussy.

http://www.thetrickery.com/ama/med/brandyglass.jpg
THIS IS OUR LUNCH

― a_p (a_p), Monday, 4 December 2006 21:18 (nineteen years ago)

i can't really ever call in sick ;_1

― a_p (a_p), Monday, 4 December 2006 21:18 (nineteen years ago)

so has ANYONE disagreed on that creationist thread, or is it all just a big (and correct, duh) circle-jerk?

― 69 (pete), Monday, 4 December 2006 21:31 (nineteen years ago)

yeah it became severely less awesome when it stopped being about "dinosaurs aka DRAGONS" and started being more about "ethan"

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 4 December 2006 21:38 (nineteen years ago)

consensus seems to be "christian girls are hot"

― a_p (a_p), Monday, 4 December 2006 21:38 (nineteen years ago)

consensus is wrong

― Ed (dali), Monday, 4 December 2006 21:39 (nineteen years ago)

I like the naive belief that a bunch of models are actually Christians doin it for free and not just a bunch of paid catalog models.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 4 December 2006 21:40 (nineteen years ago)

hey pete did you bring wonderland buxx tonight just in case the unthinkable happens and we don't destroy?

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Monday, 4 December 2006 21:51 (nineteen years ago)

you know this

― 69 (pete), Monday, 4 December 2006 21:52 (nineteen years ago)

hott. also my boss is gone so whenever you can leave, so can i

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Monday, 4 December 2006 21:53 (nineteen years ago)

I would like some brandy! also, apple pie a la mode. now.

also WHERE SI MY LNS INVITE can I have one plz? q?

― daria g (dar1a g), Monday, 4 December 2006 22:08 (nineteen years ago)

come over and drink brandy some time!

yr invite is also on the way

― a_p (a_p), Monday, 4 December 2006 22:11 (nineteen years ago)

HOLY FUCK TRES LECHES DONUT SPOTTED

http://theblognut.blogspot.com/2006/05/doughnut-plant-redux.html

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 4 December 2006 22:31 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.tmz.com/media/2006/12/torn_exclusive_mugshot.jpg
THIS IS OUR BELOVED DRUNK DRIVING CHARACTER ACTOR

― a_p (a_p), Monday, 4 December 2006 22:37 (nineteen years ago)

dar1a check yr e-mail! Should be invite there.

― quincie (quincie), Monday, 4 December 2006 23:01 (nineteen years ago)

dudes we won trivia AGAIN
who will stop us?
NO ONE KNOWS
feed the hungry hip-hip-os

― 69 (pete), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 04:48 (nineteen years ago)

also for those who know:

i requested an add on myspace tonight

― 69 (pete), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 05:00 (nineteen years ago)

s to the e to the x x y

srsly tho when it comes to trvs pete, me, alex:

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000000W7U.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 05:20 (nineteen years ago)

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000000W8T.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 15:09 (nineteen years ago)

THIS GUY CHALLENGES YOU PUNX

http://www.dropheavy.net/img/tsot04.jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 15:21 (nineteen years ago)

ohhhhhh hangoverpaws

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 15:38 (nineteen years ago)

oh actually-totally-sick-at-homepaws. ally? tom? you too?

― 69 (pete), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 16:05 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.tmz.com/media/2006/12/torn_exclusive_mugshot.jpg
this is pretty much how i feel right now, except not as defiant and awesome.

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 16:11 (nineteen years ago)

haha. this is a treat. alex, why do you hate america?

― daria g (dar1a g), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 16:34 (nineteen years ago)

Uhhhrrrr hungover. Not enough water in the world.

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 16:38 (nineteen years ago)

I get Rip Torn and Rip Taylor confused alla time.

http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Studio/8290/rip.GIF

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 16:40 (nineteen years ago)

i'm seriously taking a dive next week, winning trivia is killing me.

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 18:14 (nineteen years ago)

http://z.about.com/d/inventors/1/0/9/Q/bayer_aspirin_2.jpg
THIS IS OUR BREAKFAST

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 18:15 (nineteen years ago)

GUYS GREAT NEWS! THE CHICK FIL A THAT WAS AT GWU THAT WAS CLOSED HAS NOW (RE)OPENED. HELLO DECLSIOUS CHIKENS SANDWICHES FOR LUNCH I AM YOUR HOST, BALTHAZAAR KING OF CHICKEN SANDWICHES. LET ME INTORDUCE YOU TO MY DIGESTIVE SYSTEM.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.thebritishshoppe.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/mcvities%20original%20digestives%20large.jpg

― daria g (dar1a g), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 18:38 (nineteen years ago)

MQ, you work near GW? I'm going to be doing an internship there next semester, so tell me some good places to go (that are not Chick fil a).

― Matilda Wormwood (Mary ), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

The Burro
Penn Grill
Meet Me For Lunch Sometime
Awesome
Kaz Sushi (a little expensive)
El Chalan (Peruvian!!)
Soho (weird buffet-esque buy food by the pound place)
Baja Fresh (hey it's cheap)
I'm Sure There's More I'm Forgetting (But I'll try to Remember)

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

There is also an Indian place Aroma that looks checkoutable. Never been there, though. Also, there's a cuban place in the International Square sub basement near Farragut West that looks promising, but I'm an idiot and never eaten there.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

Cool, we'll have to do lunch.

― Matilda Wormwood (Mary ), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

URGENT: CLICK HERE IMMEDIATELY

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 19:07 (nineteen years ago)

Also, there's a cuban place in the International Square sub basement near Farragut

ooh that place RULES

― 69 (pete), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.driko.org/largepics/mrt_nancy.jpg

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

Guys warning: DR. M. IS IN OUR FAIR CITY THIS WEEK. APPORACH WITH CAUTIONS

there isn't one in D.C. proper, is there? (goin next week)
-- Dr M (wjwe...), November 30th, 2006.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 21:10 (nineteen years ago)

http://img366.imageshack.us/img366/9810/chartmewh9.jpg
THINGS ARE LOOKING UP

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 23:15 (nineteen years ago)

dear car alarm outside,

are you trying to make my life into a bad standup routine? because i will come up with no outrageous or wacky schemes to silence you. so just stop.

yrs,
a_p

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

it's so hard to be a saint in the city

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

i think tonight i will take the revolutionary step of not drinking myself into a stupor

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 15:08 (nineteen years ago)

i like to think of it as drinking myself out of a stupor, personally

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 15:09 (nineteen years ago)

yeah i dunno i'll probably change my mind. also, "la de da" by link wray is really salving my brain right now.

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 15:12 (nineteen years ago)

what is this green spot on my cinnamon raisin bagel?

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 15:17 (nineteen years ago)

cinnamon. grow up.

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 15:23 (nineteen years ago)

Cinnamon is not green "TRIVIA KING"

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 15:34 (nineteen years ago)

sorry this head cold is making me snippy

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 15:38 (nineteen years ago)

wikipediabrown.jpg

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 15:40 (nineteen years ago)

no sweat. i was acting like a brat anyways. make sure your are rested up for the BIG SHOW tomorrow.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 15:40 (nineteen years ago)

why don't you guys just all grow the fuck up

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 6 December 2006 15:42 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.galegroup.com/reference/archive/200011/polonium.gif

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 15:42 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1161456405123.b.jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 15:46 (nineteen years ago)

yesterday was MOVIE DAY

STRAW DOGS
"This movie overpowered me and penetrated me repeatedly without my consent, but in the end, I got my revenge my beating it to death with anything and everything I could lay my hands on, finding within myself an unstoppable savage psychopath. Three and a half." -Badger Eburps

A BRONX TALE
"This movie drives the point home that all third generation Italian immigrants to NYC are just one sweet girlfriend away from reverting to violent fascism. You must see this to understand that only decisive and immediate doo-wop nostalgia can prevent the nightmare from happening again." - Lodger Ebertinostra

21 GRAMS
"Filmed seen since the Packers game. in Memphis and New had to sit through since Mexico order, then edited it isn't the most boring and in chronological insipid thing I've to make it this movie is the most seem as if the Packers game, boring and insipid thing I've" -Borer Egret

BEND IT LIKE BECKHAM
"Thank heaven for little girls. They grow up in the most delightful way. Four stars." - Dodgy Pevert

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 15:49 (nineteen years ago)

shut the fuck up

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 6 December 2006 15:50 (nineteen years ago)

wait the 21 grams one is actually kind of funny, i take it back

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 6 December 2006 15:51 (nineteen years ago)

i hated 21 grams so much.

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 15:51 (nineteen years ago)

TOMBOT don't listen to her; they're all FUNNY. "doo wop nostalgia" ha ha ha

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 15:52 (nineteen years ago)

that movie was absolutely awful.

xpost you're next, MW.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 6 December 2006 15:53 (nineteen years ago)

haha i love it when dc gets all sulky and angry and depressed. THIS IS OUR BUMMER.

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 15:56 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/mothershipcat.b.jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 15:56 (nineteen years ago)

You guys are acting like I felt last week.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 15:57 (nineteen years ago)

I'm a bit sick and a bit pissed off over something today, I'll be fine.
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/1/1d/250px-Catbus.jpg

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 6 December 2006 16:00 (nineteen years ago)

http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/8831/catpresident9rf.png

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 6 December 2006 16:04 (nineteen years ago)

also longcat pic above is v. entertaining

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 16:06 (nineteen years ago)

MORE LONGCAT

http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1161455628633.jpg

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 16:07 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.toadking.com/6x9=42/longcat.jpg

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 6 December 2006 16:08 (nineteen years ago)

http://longcat.zareste.com/spin.gif

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 6 December 2006 16:08 (nineteen years ago)

http://tn3-1.deviantart.com/300W/images3.deviantart.com/i/2005/146/3/3/repent_ur_sins_to_longcat_by_NCH85.jpg

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 6 December 2006 16:09 (nineteen years ago)

http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/1505/longcat0yecopy6xe.jpg

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 6 December 2006 16:09 (nineteen years ago)

http://tn3-2.deviantart.com/fs8/300W/i/2005/276/c/c/i_love_you_longcat_by_wingsofsorrow.jpg

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 6 December 2006 16:09 (nineteen years ago)

n_n

bless u

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 16:09 (nineteen years ago)

dude someone made a longcat craft thingy
http://pics.livejournal.com/ecctv/pic/004tatdy/s320x320

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 6 December 2006 16:20 (nineteen years ago)

http://herbmann.dyndns.org/media/pix/misc/longcat/1114847685306_pre.jpg

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 6 December 2006 16:21 (nineteen years ago)

http://herbmann.dyndns.org/media/pix/misc/longcat/1114847788231_640.jpg

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 6 December 2006 16:22 (nineteen years ago)

http://herbmann.dyndns.org/media/pix/misc/longcat/1114847547903_640.jpg

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 6 December 2006 16:22 (nineteen years ago)

ok actually GIS for longcat is amazing
http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/5120/11489458913064fh.jpg

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 6 December 2006 16:23 (nineteen years ago)

^^^ YES

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 16:23 (nineteen years ago)

http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/2189/11489458579277oq.jpg

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 6 December 2006 16:23 (nineteen years ago)

http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/842/11512000870871gn.jpg

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 6 December 2006 16:24 (nineteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v472/actionjackson131/longcat.gif

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 6 December 2006 16:24 (nineteen years ago)

Wow, longcat has some terrifying gas

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 16:24 (nineteen years ago)

last one
http://turnbar.net/img/longcat.gif

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 6 December 2006 16:25 (nineteen years ago)

To get the right reaction of shock when David enters the public house, Peckinpah had Hoffman enter the pub without pants. It worked.

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 16:25 (nineteen years ago)

http://img271.imageshack.us/img271/5421/catai0.gif

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 16:34 (nineteen years ago)

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 6 December 2006 16:36 (nineteen years ago)

http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/9254/1154963315261vr9.jpg

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 16:37 (nineteen years ago)

Anyone want to meet for dinner around 630ish? Ethiopian or something?

― Matilda Wormwood (Mary ), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 16:43 (nineteen years ago)

ethiopian is tres tempting but no can do, got practice tonight ;_;

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 16:47 (nineteen years ago)

OK longcat is making me cry right now (with laughter, that is).

I would be down for ethiopian but it does not look like I will get out of here until well after dinner time ;_;

― quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 16:48 (nineteen years ago)

SAM ADAMS CRANBERRY LAMBIC
"This beer is too fucking sweet." -Tomger Ebot

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 17:19 (nineteen years ago)

Traditional Ginger Honey Ale
James Madison Dark Wheat Ale
George Washington Porter
Jeremiah Dixon's Transit of Venus Hoppy Surprise
Merewether Lewis Bear Trap Stout
Aaron Burr Silver Bullet
Mary Todd Lincoln's Green Fairy Absinthe

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 17:27 (nineteen years ago)

Patrick Henry Give Me Liberty or Give Me Death By Chocolate Ale

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 17:31 (nineteen years ago)

Abigail Adams "Lop 'Em Off" Pale Ale

― Matt Cibula (Formerly, the Haikunym), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 17:32 (nineteen years ago)

My library just started a new download audio books thing, and the software they use (overdrive) only works with pcs argh. I just checked the NYPL's web site, and they use the same software. Don't they think people with Macs want to listen to aidio files, and hey, maybe transfer them to their portable listening devices...

― Matilda Wormwood (Mary ), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 17:46 (nineteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v646/Roboms/good.jpg
^^^^^^ i feel like both of this today

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 6 December 2006 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

ok who can explain me "aggressive"/"agro" in LNS speak? they appear to use it in a manner similar to "turbo," but with a different meaning???

― quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

i think it's like hard-partying-crowd - there's some internal LNS debate as to whether it specifically means cocaine or just lots of drinking etc

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

http://split.org/random/wtfpossum.jpg

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 18:50 (nineteen years ago)

yeah that thing is pretty aggro.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 6 December 2006 18:52 (nineteen years ago)

AGGRO:

http://www.superxmedia.com/graphics/rollins.jpg

TURBO:

http://pittsburghdish.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/henryrollins.jpg

Questions?

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/109/315865463_16afbe1c4a_o.png

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 19:14 (nineteen years ago)

dudes let's do a "Secret Santa"

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 6 December 2006 19:27 (nineteen years ago)

if we do "secret santa" then we should probably make it clear that DVDs or CDs are not allowed otherwise 50% of us are highly likely to end up with some serious crap.

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 19:32 (nineteen years ago)

but yeah totally we should do that, how do we do that

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 19:32 (nineteen years ago)

i hope you all like Sam Adams Cranberry Lambic

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

NO DVDS OR CDS, PERIOD. WHAT KIND OF GAYWADS DO THAT.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 6 December 2006 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

ok the way it works is that I write down all of your names, and then randomly redistribute you all so that everyone has a buddy. Tom and me cannot be buddies, Q and MW cannot be buddies, Pete and ZR cannot be buddies, and NO CDS. Oh and I guess I will tell everyone who their buddy is.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 6 December 2006 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

i like how pete and i are married in above scenario

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

BROS 4 LIFE != MARRIEDS DAGNABIT

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

Are books okay?

(From The Curve: A Verbal History of Superchunk)

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

that book is only ok if you are buddies with yourself.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 6 December 2006 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

maybe i am being too strict with the "santa"

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 6 December 2006 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

As long as the ads aren't fucking PINK, I don't think people would have much to complain about.

-- TOM. BOT. (tombo...) (webmail), December 6th, 2006 7:53 PM. (trm) (later) (link)

hi tom please do not bait me to post shit about grimly and ailsa on that thread i am trying to avoid confrontation until you finish the new board and stop dickin around.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 6 December 2006 19:54 (nineteen years ago)

uh i think ZR and PS would love it as well. i already know what I'm giving for a presentz. also does anyone know how you wrap a live animal, (i.e. a cat) in the most humane way possible when you are like giving it away to someone? THX.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 19:54 (nineteen years ago)

j/k ally don' worry. whoever gets me plz just knit a longcat sampler and i will be very happy.

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

1) procure a cat
2) procure a large-ish box, one that has an actual lid and not just a fold-em-up type close (ie the types of boxes that you get from file storage companies)
3) procure wrapping paper and ribbon
4) wrap bottom portion of box and top portion of box separately (hint: fold the paper into the box/lid and tape down securely.)
5) poke very small holes into the lid of box
6) insert cat and maybe a blanket and some food so it doesn't lose its shit totally
7) tie up box with ribbon
8) profit!

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 6 December 2006 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

this also works with a puppy, and probably a hamster.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 6 December 2006 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

what about some unholy combination of the three?

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 20:00 (nineteen years ago)

waht do you mean I can't give CDs!

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 20:00 (nineteen years ago)

you should NOT leave the box under the tree for like 2 days or anything like that though, just FYI, you should like do this all pretty last minute, like "OH! *head slap* I forgot to give you this one last gift!" and then run and insert cat into pre-prepared box and rush back out, otherwise shit gets wiley.

xpost ok ok if you get someone who you think wants a cd really, really badly then you can get a cd but seriously none of you need more cds.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 6 December 2006 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.cs.fiu.edu/~dyganova/oconnelt/cats/cats_600.jpg

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 20:02 (nineteen years ago)

also try to avoid letting anyone in on this because that will help you avoid the massive crowds of people all awwwwwing at the adorable little black and white puppy and then your sister being all like "hey you guys, what's going on in there?" and you having to make up some shit cos your mom told you like 73 times, leave the damn puppy be.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 6 December 2006 20:02 (nineteen years ago)

that dog died, 14 or 15 years later ;_;

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 6 December 2006 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

;_1

was this the yellow one?

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 20:06 (nineteen years ago)

no, this was many years later.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 6 December 2006 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

like, he died not that long ago, I wasn't painting dogs when I was a teenager yo.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 6 December 2006 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

BEST OF
GRINDCORE AND DESTRUCTION

awesome.

We hid our Christmas Puppies at a neighbor's house across the street.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.preciouspuppies.net/images/puppypics/PP-3232_tn.jpg

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 6 December 2006 20:15 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.funnydog.net/images/christmas-puppy.jpg
^^^ 1st gis for christmas puppy

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 6 December 2006 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

New board should be entirely financed with zap the mosquito adverts.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

and twisty cats

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 6 December 2006 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.andreaharner.com/archives/FinneganFrenchBulldog.jpg
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ I LOVE HIM

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 6 December 2006 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

Customers who bought items in your Recent History also bought:
The Greatest NFL Players and Coaches
The Greatest NFL Players and Coaches DVD ~ NFL Greatest
Barbie Collector Golden Angel Barbie Doll
Barbie Collector Golden Angel Barbie Doll Mattel

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 6 December 2006 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000ERVLAC.01._SS400_SCLZZZZZZZ_V37205361_.jpg

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 20:40 (nineteen years ago)

I got you that last year.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 6 December 2006 20:42 (nineteen years ago)

I like if you click on Amazon's gift suggestions for "The One Who Has Everything" they suggest THIS
http://ec2.images-amazon.com/images/P/B0001U1NX2.01-A1V1Z4BJNVFJUK._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_V1082712163_.jpg

"Why yes, thank you, I always wanted an extra-large antler chandelier!!"

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 6 December 2006 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

tomorrow is my brother's 30th birthday!

what should i do? what should i get him?

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 21:33 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.pearl-harbor.us/december7/images/PR-12.jpg

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 21:51 (nineteen years ago)

tomorrow is my brother's 30th birthday!
what should i do? what should i get him?

drunk.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 21:53 (nineteen years ago)

remotely, yo - he's in south pasadena :(

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 22:13 (nineteen years ago)

nobody got me drunk when i turned 30 so i had to do it myself.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 22:18 (nineteen years ago)

Fuck, I had my 30th at an Australian bar: getting drunk was not the problem.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 22:19 (nineteen years ago)

my 30th co-incided with a going away party for my then boss. he's also my current boss because he brought me along when he got his new promotion. we went to a bar in streeterville down the street from where we were working, it was an irish bar, likewise, no problems getting drunk. only problem was it was a protestant bar. :(

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 22:22 (nineteen years ago)

My real problem was not throwing myself at the slight, impish bartender who rode his bike to work and who kept serving me free shots. Unfortunately, I succeeded.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 22:26 (nineteen years ago)

This is from the rib place in soho, no?

http://ec2.images-amazon.com/images/P/B0001U1NX2.01-A1V1Z4BJNVFJUK._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_V1082712163_.jpg

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 6 December 2006 23:35 (nineteen years ago)

EIGHT PEE EM. STILL AT WORK. BUMMERZ.

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 7 December 2006 01:00 (nineteen years ago)

FUCK THAT

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 7 December 2006 04:42 (nineteen years ago)

YES. FUCK THAT.

Actually it hasn't been too bad, and should settle down in a day or two.

Hey FA's--what time you start your set tonight?
Hey Mr. and Ms. BOT--still wanna ride with us? Anyone else need a ride?

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 7 December 2006 13:43 (nineteen years ago)

q's - you talk to CH about a ride? i think he was interested...

we'll go on around 930, i bet

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 7 December 2006 14:24 (nineteen years ago)

Anybody else see people hawking the iraq commission report paperbacks outside the subway this morning? WTF crazyroom

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Thursday, 7 December 2006 14:26 (nineteen years ago)

dudes, sorry, but i can't make it tonight. there are like 16 lame-ass holiday parties i have to go to and take pictures at and write about.

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 7 December 2006 14:34 (nineteen years ago)

SAD

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 7 December 2006 14:37 (nineteen years ago)

In canada, bubble wrap is pink.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 7 December 2006 14:41 (nineteen years ago)

PETE what do you think of the new solution for the divide-by-zero problem, developed by a britishes schoolteacher

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Thursday, 7 December 2006 14:42 (nineteen years ago)

Canada is fucked up.

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Thursday, 7 December 2006 14:42 (nineteen years ago)

tell/link me more tom

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 7 December 2006 14:45 (nineteen years ago)

http://science.slashdot.org/science/06/12/07/0416223.shtml

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Thursday, 7 December 2006 14:48 (nineteen years ago)

I DONT WANT TO WATCH HIM EXPLAIN THIS - I WANT TO READ IT

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 7 December 2006 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

yes, that is where I stopped, I have no desire to install real player on my work computer.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 7 December 2006 14:54 (nineteen years ago)

man oh man those comments are k-classic

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Thursday, 7 December 2006 14:58 (nineteen years ago)

The projective line is neat and all but what he is doing is just stupid and fucking up his kids.
He reasons thusly 1/0=+inf -1/0=-inf (already see the problem that +inf=-inf) and 0/0=nullity (hence nullity = +inf)
He then reasons that 0^0=0^(-1)*0^(1)=1/0*0 = 0/0 = nullity.
Now let's try that another way.
nullity*0=0/0*0=0/0=nullity.
But also if 0^0 is a number then 0^0*0^1 = 0^1 = 0 Thus nullity*0=0 hence nullity*0=nullity=0. This is a pretty clear contradiction.

In other words it's just dumb. Mathematicians are not idiots. We haven't missed something like this for thousands of years.

this is from the slashdot comments. I can't watch it either.

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Thursday, 7 December 2006 15:00 (nineteen years ago)

Start a thread on it, see if some of our esteemed mathematical minds can cast some light on it (and see how fast we can get some of our great wits, wags and wascals to post humorous comment on the subject).

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 7 December 2006 15:04 (nineteen years ago)

CH already emailed me--he can't go, has to work.

Also, we are GOING to that meeting on MONDAY, KLG. About the shopping center/New Giant? On the flyer at the bus stop announcing the meeting some jerkoff wrote "NO to yuppies, traffic and noise!" I responded by writing/telling them to move to the suburbs.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 7 December 2006 15:07 (nineteen years ago)

seems like a fairly meaningless definition to me

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 7 December 2006 15:13 (nineteen years ago)

wow dudes HOW DO I SHOT NEW JOB/LIFE/PERSONALITY?

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Thursday, 7 December 2006 15:17 (nineteen years ago)

[/emo]

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Thursday, 7 December 2006 15:17 (nineteen years ago)

Start an emo band, everything else will fall into place.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 7 December 2006 15:25 (nineteen years ago)

be like my coworker nando and just up and move to Argentina

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 7 December 2006 15:25 (nineteen years ago)

"nando"

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 7 December 2006 15:28 (nineteen years ago)

YUPPIES put the "U" in "Urban" so suburbs is definitely where that fuckwad should go. And yeah I had totally planned to go to that meeting to DEMAND a NON-GHETTO grocery store and some RETAIL for the EMPTY STOREFRONTS.

Because EMPTY STOREFRONTS positively SUCK. I don't know what ASSHAT is thinking.

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 7 December 2006 15:29 (nineteen years ago)

depends on what they mean by "retail"

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 7 December 2006 15:31 (nineteen years ago)

what is bad about that giant? ive never been inside. the giant at the tivoli is pretty sweet - why cant they just revamp slightly?

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 7 December 2006 15:31 (nineteen years ago)

The Giant constantly is out of staple type items like half and half and their produce really sucks and they don't have stuff like mushrooms on a consistent basis and (okay this is pretty yuppie I guess) cilantro. They'll run out of milk a lot too.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 7 December 2006 15:35 (nineteen years ago)

Not that I mind walking up or down to either Whole Foods. Or getting in the car to go to SuperFresh over by AU. It just seems like, if you're going to have a grocery store, have a grocery store. There is plenty of space to expand in the abandoned storefront right next door, seems like a no brainer.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 7 December 2006 15:38 (nineteen years ago)

Any neighborhood in which Half-and-half was considered a "staple item" is probably not one I could afford to live in...?

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 7 December 2006 15:39 (nineteen years ago)

roffle

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 7 December 2006 15:40 (nineteen years ago)

http://ypulse.com/images/rebelwith401k.jpg

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 7 December 2006 15:40 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah I used to flavor my coffee with dirt and bird shit too but that got pretty old after awhile.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 7 December 2006 15:42 (nineteen years ago)

We don't actually have a grocery in my neighborhood. There is a "Safeway" which is approximately 25ft x 35ft, but most of my exploring of that has been "emergency egg purchase" and "cigarettes" (which are in a completely wide open case way at the front of the store and the dudes are always like, "Oh yeah, just get your own, I'm pretty busy here" despite the fact that they CLEARLY AREN'T and are encouraging me to STEAL MOAR).

I did not notice an extensive half and half selection.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 7 December 2006 15:42 (nineteen years ago)

What are bodegas like in NYC? Mushrooms? Vegetables? Booze? Half and half?

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 7 December 2006 15:43 (nineteen years ago)

HAHAHA I just re-read "I don't mind walking to EITHER Whole Foods" WHAT DO YOU WANT, HAND-DELIVERY OF YR CILANTRO AND HALF-AND-HALF??? we have that too! = www.peapod.com

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 7 December 2006 15:44 (nineteen years ago)

the bodega across the street from my last apt consisted of weird beer selection (like a lot of 40s and Zima??? The 40s I understood, but the Zima not as much), bananas, Cuban staple items like ginormous bags of rice and dried beans, Medaglia del Oro, cigarettes, and lottery tickets.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 7 December 2006 15:45 (nineteen years ago)

they sold eggs and candies and milk too.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 7 December 2006 15:45 (nineteen years ago)

The one at my apt BEFORE that sold shit like fuckin le petit ecoulier cookies??? That was ridiculous.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 7 December 2006 15:46 (nineteen years ago)

the nearest store to me is the woodner grocery. this is why i tend to do most of my grocery shopping at mr chen's.

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 7 December 2006 15:49 (nineteen years ago)

I guess I could do Peapod. I just think it's totally okay and normal and not yuppie at all to expect better than a halfway decent grocery store which is what we have now.

xpost

Yes the Lame Giant has a whole AISLE of weird English cookies, jams, jellies, plantain chips and pineapple soda but sometimes runs out of, you know, any kind of milk besides Egg Nog.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 7 December 2006 15:49 (nineteen years ago)

yeah - there's no reason for that giant to have bad produce or no half and half

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 7 December 2006 15:50 (nineteen years ago)

How does one make nog?

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 7 December 2006 15:51 (nineteen years ago)

Also, if people can WALK to a Whole Foods and are still complaining? No sympathy here. :D

I went to the corner bodega last Sunday cos I had forgotten to get corn and the local grocery was already closed (at six, I think). I started fishing through the freezer chest (spinach, okra, broc, pigeon peas wtf? but no corn) and noticed bug specimens being uncovered by my rummaging: one dead, frozen cockroach and one dead, frozen centipede. I closed the cover and skedaddled.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 7 December 2006 15:53 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, New York is great!

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 7 December 2006 15:54 (nineteen years ago)

whoa @ centipede

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 7 December 2006 15:54 (nineteen years ago)

y'know laurel freezing will successfully eliminate the vast majority of bacterial foodborne pathogens

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Thursday, 7 December 2006 15:55 (nineteen years ago)

My problem with the grocery store is that it is there. It is a grocery store. In my neighborhood. If there was NOT a grocery store in my neighborhood, no problem. BUT since there IS a grocery store there in my neighborhood, I would like it to ACT like a grocery store.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 7 December 2006 15:56 (nineteen years ago)

No, I agree that shitty produce and running out of milk is uncalled for! You seriously should just do peapod though if you don't wanna have to go to Whole Foods for everything. THE MORE PEOPLE WHO BOYCOTT THE ACTUAL PHYSICAL STORES, THE MORE THEY WILL HAVE TO FIX IT OR CLOSE THEM OR SOMETHING. I think?? I totally agree with you, I think fixing up the grocery store to better serve the neighborhood is GOOD. The mysterious other "retail" portion of it was what I was questioning!!

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 7 December 2006 15:58 (nineteen years ago)

Does freezing eliminate pathogens, or just slow them down? Once foods are thawed they still spoil eventually...which suggests they still contain the seeds of their own destruction.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 7 December 2006 16:01 (nineteen years ago)

xpost to Ally--Gotcha. I realize I'm being sort of a whiny bitch about this stuff. The retail will be scary, I'm sure. You have to take the good with the bad though--if having good produce close by means dealing with a Chiptole/whatever evil shit they put in there, oh well.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 7 December 2006 16:04 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.garritpieper.com/deviantart/terror-cat.jpg

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Thursday, 7 December 2006 16:08 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.patandkat.com/pat/weblog/images/pirate-cat-thumb.jpg

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 7 December 2006 16:10 (nineteen years ago)

it kills off many non-spore forming pathogens (with the notable exception of the fucking godawful Listeria monocytogenes), but unfreezing will once again expose the food to all sorts of potentially problematic issues, some of which are internal and some of which are due to the inherently permeable nature of packaging that allows for gas exchange and rotting/spoiling reactions

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Thursday, 7 December 2006 16:12 (nineteen years ago)

they should put another 2 amy's in there

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 7 December 2006 16:13 (nineteen years ago)

They should put a bomb in there, to blow your ASS off, what do you think of that

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Thursday, 7 December 2006 16:17 (nineteen years ago)

And then a victim of gentrification should come up and hand your ASS to you on a SHINY DISH

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Thursday, 7 December 2006 16:18 (nineteen years ago)

umm no i want more 2 amy's

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 7 December 2006 16:18 (nineteen years ago)

You people all just want to live in TYSON'S CORNER.
You don't understand that poorly-stocked bodegas that smell funny inside and boarded-up former hardware stores are WHAT THE CITY IS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT.

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Thursday, 7 December 2006 16:20 (nineteen years ago)

I miss being surrounded by orange car boots 1/5th of every week!!!

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Thursday, 7 December 2006 16:24 (nineteen years ago)

worst troll ever

― BOM. TOT. (trm), Thursday, 7 December 2006 16:24 (nineteen years ago)

dude i just love pizza so much

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 7 December 2006 16:29 (nineteen years ago)

mr. chens: a place with no pizza at all!

reconcile yrslef

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Thursday, 7 December 2006 16:31 (nineteen years ago)

ha ha ha I am in hysterics over Tombot/69's joeks.

they should put another 2 amy's in there
-- 69 (plsmit...), December 7th, 2006.

They should put a bomb in there, to blow your ASS off, what do you think of that
-- TOM. BOT. (tombo...), December 7th, 2006.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 7 December 2006 16:31 (nineteen years ago)

In fairness, it's not like Cleveland Park is some hold out of cheap housing and putting in a Best Buy is going to destroy livelihoods left and right, I just always find it pretty pathetic when cities actually spend money on bringing in box retail instead of spending that money on helping small business owners in their own city prosper. Generally these days, a lot of property owners go out of their way to push out smaller retailers and businesses to bring in the big boxes and I don't like it that cities are just A-OK with this.

Another 2 Amy's would be I guess OK by my standards but that is too many 2 Amy's within one (1) block of each other.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 7 December 2006 16:33 (nineteen years ago)

we've become disenchanted with 2 Amy's.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 7 December 2006 16:34 (nineteen years ago)

Though seriously bringing in a Target and a Trader Joe's and etc improves DC by about 17,000x due to the fact that DC has NOTHING IN IT AT ALL WHATSOEVER AND I AM SICK OF HAVING TO GO TO VA AND MD FOR SHIT ALL THE TIME.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 7 December 2006 16:34 (nineteen years ago)

i mean
obv i was kidding about ANOTHER 2 AMYS IN THAT BLOCK
obv i love non-pizza too
but dude that shit is tasty

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 7 December 2006 16:37 (nineteen years ago)

69 OTM^^^^^^^^^ PIZZA IS TASTY

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 7 December 2006 16:39 (nineteen years ago)

some pizza is only OK.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 7 December 2006 16:39 (nineteen years ago)

TASTY SHIT FROM VA AND MD

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Thursday, 7 December 2006 16:40 (nineteen years ago)

WAIT GUYS WAIT

PIZZA VS BOOBIES

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Thursday, 7 December 2006 16:42 (nineteen years ago)

MY BRAIN JUST EXPLODED

Pizza and beer> > > boobies > >Pizza without beer

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 7 December 2006 16:43 (nineteen years ago)

LIKE, THE BOOBIES AND THE PIZZA ARE OF EQUIVALENT OBJECTIVE QUALITY, NOT LIKE A PIZZA WITH TOTALLY FRESH MOZZARELLA VS. TARA REID

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Thursday, 7 December 2006 16:44 (nineteen years ago)

pizza with fresh mozzarella and proper sauce is totally better than Tara Reid, unless she is also offering to share her drugs/alcohol then it's a toss up.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 7 December 2006 16:50 (nineteen years ago)

also Mr. Que's answer is pretty much wrong.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 7 December 2006 16:50 (nineteen years ago)

ok let's make it a test
Pizza Hut v Angelina Jolie
2 Amy's v Anne Hathaway
Domino's v Tara Reid
Vace v Elizabeth Hurley
Patsy's in NYC v Uma Thurman
FBI Cafeteria Pizza v Mary Kate Olson

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 7 December 2006 16:53 (nineteen years ago)

Mr. Chen's Non-Pizza Product v this: http://www.fathead.com/fatheadsweb/_Images/sw/products/large/stormtrooper_lg.jpg

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 7 December 2006 16:57 (nineteen years ago)

TOO BIG AND REAL

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:04 (nineteen years ago)

I think it might fuck me up a little to wake up every morning to that.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:05 (nineteen years ago)

They should offer a fathead of that dude that goes to all the Bengals games dressed as a stormtrooper, but painted orange.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:05 (nineteen years ago)

1. Pizza Hut in a landslide. even if it's not a pizza hut and it's actually just a taco bell because they ran out of preformed pan crusts and especially if you've been driving for 4.75 hours and it's 1130pm

2. Tossup. Everybody's seen AH's boobies, I've never tried 2 Amy's. Probably 2 Amy's.

3. I am forced to choose the pizza, again

4. Hurley D's

5. man I just keep getting hungrier but Thurman by a nose
(SWIDT!?~!)

6. pepperoni or one of the good specialty pesto ones, dfeinitely the pizza, if it is the ~~rabbit shit~~"sausage" kind then I guess probably just go with the boobies, for the notoriety

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:06 (nineteen years ago)

wtf does "SWIDT" mean

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:08 (nineteen years ago)

I wouldn't choose Elizabeth Hurley, I've seen her topless and she is brawnying that shit when she has a shirt on. I would choose Mary Kate though, that seems like it'd be pretty funny. I think I made Pete's head explode though :\

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:09 (nineteen years ago)

WAIT I revise my answer, I have dealt with "OK why did your titties just fall off" situations without being weirded out AT ALL but thinking about it, I remember being really weirded out by Vace's pizza. Pizza shouldn't weird you out. BTW the Angelina answer you just gave is insane.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:15 (nineteen years ago)

EH's tits had a nice shape back whenever she did that movie I saw her tits in though, this is not about volume

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:15 (nineteen years ago)

"that movie" ie all of them

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:17 (nineteen years ago)

I might actually have sex with all of these white women over Vace's pizza, the more I think about it. Pizza should never weird you out. EVER.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:17 (nineteen years ago)

Angelina Jolie
2 Annes
UH.jpg
Vace
Patsy's in NYC
longcat.jpg

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:26 (nineteen years ago)

pizza hut and taco bell just have that incredibly-fucking-good-once-every-three-months thing about them

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:26 (nineteen years ago)

no, pizza hut is horrible.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:28 (nineteen years ago)

Is the FA show tonight in the VA? (If so, I may swing by after work.)

― Matilda Wormwood (Mary ), Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:28 (nineteen years ago)

The Red Baron v Paris Hilton
Tombstone v Britney Spears
Little Caesar's v Lindsay Lohan
Papa John's v Kirsten Dunst
California Pizza Kitchen v Fran Drescher
Pizza Boli v Jennifer Lopez

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:31 (nineteen years ago)

Homemade pizza made by an actual Italian grandmother who has worked on it all day in the kitchen and got all the ingredients fresh from her summer garden and made the mozzarella the day before with milk she got from her own personal bufala v Salma Hayek

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:33 (nineteen years ago)

paris hilton
tombstone
lohan lohan LOHAN
papa john's
fran
pizza bolies
homemadio's

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:34 (nineteen years ago)

does little caesar's even still exist??

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:35 (nineteen years ago)

The Red Baron v Paris Hilton
Tombstone v Britney Spears
Little Caesar's v Lindsay Lohan
Papa John's v Kirsten Dunst
California Pizza Kitchen v Fran Drescher
Pizza Boli v Jennifer Lopez

I'll take the pizza. Also: details on how Vace weirded you out.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:37 (nineteen years ago)

little caesar's and red baron are seriously really horribly terrible in the worst way it's like somebody thought you could make pizza using velveeta or easy cheeze or something

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:37 (nineteen years ago)

you'd even take CPK?? Dude, gross. Also: HELLO SAUCE THAT IS IN THE INCORRECT PLACE.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:38 (nineteen years ago)

you'd even take CPK?? Dude, gross. Also: HELLO SAUCE THAT IS IN THE INCORRECT PLACE.
-- Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (garance8...), December 7th, 2006.

Oh, okay. Yeah they have weird sauce. Also HI DERE I WILL TAKE SHITTY PIZZA ANY DAY OVER YOU

http://images.bestwebbuys.com/muze/books/90/0446530190.jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:39 (nineteen years ago)

All of those people on that 2nd list are odious. As for the pizza, I'll stick anything in my mouth once.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

ok you're gay.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

Okay, why am i gay? Because I don't want to get within twenty feet of those hideous bitchmonsters? K. Dunst is the least nastiest of alla those chicks and she's still nasty.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:42 (nineteen years ago)

MAYBE YOU SHOULD STOP WORRYING ABOUT PIZZA AND GO EAT SOME MORE PUSSY

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:43 (nineteen years ago)

OTM BOT

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:43 (nineteen years ago)

You're the one with the "putting anything in my mouth" comments and I mean K. Dunst is hideous. JUST ADMIT IT DUDE, YR GAY.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:44 (nineteen years ago)

2 AMY'S V TOM CRUISE AMIRITE LOL

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:44 (nineteen years ago)

you guys ever notice how we manage to pack like eleven different thread ideas that would get 400+ posts on the noize bored into one thread, and it's funnier?

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:44 (nineteen years ago)

i would eat all of this pizzas in second list

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:45 (nineteen years ago)

"putting anything in my mouth" & "thinking hags are nasty" =/ me being gay

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:45 (nineteen years ago)

either that or you are scared of wifey ;_;

XPOST THERE ARE THREE LISTS DUDES, MAN UP AND ANSWER THEM ALL

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:45 (nineteen years ago)

also mary, FA show is at the red & the black in NE. we'll get down to virginny again someday.

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:46 (nineteen years ago)

i'm running out of pizzas and girls to keep playing this game with though. Mostly running out of pizzas though.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:46 (nineteen years ago)

i would eat all of this pizzas in second list
-- 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequie...), December 7th, 2006.

Thank you. Also TOMBOT:

you guys ever notice how we manage to pack like eleven different thread ideas that would get 400+ posts on the noize bored into one thread, and it's funnier?
-- TOM. BOT. (tombo...), December 7th, 2006.

Yeah, we are awesome, aren't we? SEIOUSLY YOU GUYS ARE BEST EVEN THOUGH YOU THINK I DON"T LIKE THE PUSSY

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:46 (nineteen years ago)

hold yr horses ally at the moment i'm eating neither pizza nor pussy BUT HUMBLE LENTIL SOUP. will advise shortly.

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:47 (nineteen years ago)

Fran Drescher
Fran Drescher
Fran Drescher
Fran Drescher
Fran Drescher
Fran Drescher

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:48 (nineteen years ago)

and fuck that old lady's pizza

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:48 (nineteen years ago)

Pizza Hut v Angelina Jolie
2 Amy's v Anne Hathaway
Domino's v Tara Reid DEATH, THANKS
Vace v Elizabeth Hurley
Patsy's in NYC v Uma Thurman
FBI Cafeteria Pizza v Mary Kate Olson

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:48 (nineteen years ago)

I expect toe-sucking tonight.

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:49 (nineteen years ago)

just sayin'

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:49 (nineteen years ago)

Listen, MW, Dr. Morbius said it and I trust him, plus this pizza thing.

We should expand this to all foods, like for example
Wendys v Mischa Barton
Sonic v Mandy Moore
Tom Burgers v Keira Knightley

(This might be difficult for ZR to get in on, I understand)

xpost dude we know we know, you're "not gay" jeez you didn't need to pick ALL the girls.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:50 (nineteen years ago)

also dudes sorry but Alex OTM, Fran Drescher is totally hot.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:50 (nineteen years ago)

Wait MW you would take Elizabeth Hurley over Vace? Really???

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:51 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.songlyricscollection.com/lyrics/m/mary-kate-and-ashley-olsen/greatest-hits-vol-2/greatest-hits-vol-2.jpg

Gimme Pizza lyrics

Gimme pizza, P-I-Z-Z-a. Gimme pizza, P-I-Z-Z-A.

Now we're feeling kinda hungry.
We got the mega munchies.
Got to make our pizza as big as some countries.
How much pizza do you think we can chow?
More than our parents would ever allow.
We're gonna make a master-piece a pizza.
A work of art like the Mona Lisa.
It's gonna be high like the Tower of Pisa.
But to get there...You don't need a visa.

Pizza, P-I-Z-Z-A. Gimme pizza.
Uh, did I happen to say, I want pizza.
P-I-Z-Z-A. I want pizza.
Hey, are you ready to play?

Now set down the pizza and bring me some chicken.
Throw it on top and make it finger lickin'
Guacomole. Meatballs, whip cream pouring like waterfalls.
Here's some salsa to make it hot.
Here's a lot of ice cream to hit the spot.
Toss the fish, let it fly, fly, fly, pizza pie.

Pizza, P-I-Z-Z-A. Gimme pizza.
Watch it rise like a soufflУЉ.
Gimme pizza. P-I-Z-Z-A.
I want pizza. You think we should stop?

Get your motors ready cause here we go.
Chocolate sauce, spreading it slow.
Oreos, marshmallows, caramel, coconut cream, egg foo young, chicken tongue.
Hold the eyeballs. I'm gonna scream.
Now don't forget the rice or mashed potatoes.
And what about these fried green tomatoes?
Batter's up, catcher's ready.
1-2-3-4-5...spaghetti!

Pasta...Put it in the pizza.
Fist sticks...Put it in the pizza.
Ketchup...Put it in the pizza.
Meatloaf...Put it in the pizza.

Pizza, P-I-Z-Z-A. Gimme pizza.
Add some tacos, Ole!
I want pizza. P-I-Z-Z-A.
I want pizza. Call us the queens of gourmet.

I want pizza. P-I-Z-Z-A. Gimme pizza.
How much does it weigh? I want pizza.
P-I-Z-Z-A. I want pizza.
Is it finally done?

Here it is, ready to serve.
This pizza is made...Yeah!

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:51 (nineteen years ago)

xpost dude we know we know, you're "not gay" jeez you didn't need to pick ALL the girls.

-- Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (garance8...), December 7th, 2006.

HA AHAHA AHAHA AH OH SHIT

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:52 (nineteen years ago)

Poison v Gwen Stefani

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:52 (nineteen years ago)

(either the band or the kind that kills rats)

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:53 (nineteen years ago)

http://image.listen.com/img/356x237/4/2/4/1/651424_356x237.jpg

xpost DAMN

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:53 (nineteen years ago)

http://991.com/newgallery/Ratt-Japan-Tour-1987-277225.jpg

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:53 (nineteen years ago)

PIZZA PIZZA

http://www.24horaslibre.com/data/notipix/liz-hurley.jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:53 (nineteen years ago)

Pizza, P-I-Z-Z-A. Gimme pizza.
Uh, did I happen to say, I want pizza.

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:55 (nineteen years ago)

it's kind of awesome that they apparently recorded an album of wesley willis songs

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:55 (nineteen years ago)

http://thebosh.com/archives/upload/2006/10/max%20snow%20mary%20kate%20olsen.jpg
hahaha ^^^ wtf?

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:56 (nineteen years ago)

TOMBOT PICKED LOTSA PIZZA NO ONE TYHINKG TOMBOT IS THE GAY

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:56 (nineteen years ago)

Pasta...Put it in the pizza.
Fist sticks...Put it in the pizza.
Ketchup...Put it in the pizza.
Meatloaf...Put it in the pizza.

PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS NOT A TYPO

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

xpost I already know Tom is gay

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

I'm going to go eat a sandwich. We'll see how gay I am later.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 7 December 2006 17:58 (nineteen years ago)

LOL @ fist sticks

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 7 December 2006 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

I think Eric Bana in a suit would be fucking hot. That is all.

-- TOMBOT (bon...), February 7th, 2005.

haha this is the first time I use google cache!!!

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 7 December 2006 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

Pizza Hut v Angelina Jolie - hittin the hut, which i actually LIKE although i haven't eaten there in a very long time

2 Amy's v Anne Hathaway - oh Anne most definitely

Domino's v Tara Reid - UH do i have to choose here? i mean shit i guess domino's but even then this is clearly a right into the fridge in hopes that roommates will discover and scarf down situation here

Vace v Elizabeth Hurley - mebbe liz? vace is good though not mindblowing or nothing. actually no, i'm going vace because without it my thursday postwork hangouts are gonna be pizzaless and that's really not cool

Patsy's in NYC v Uma Thurman - never had patsy's. uma.

FBI Cafeteria Pizza v Mary Kate Olson - def. cafeteria pizza.

The Red Baron v Paris Hilton - RED BARON WHAT? yeah that shit's a staple of my high school loungin at home while skipping class routine.

Tombstone v Britney Spears - likewise. also britney's eyes freak me out, she's a little fetal alcohol-y.

Little Caesar's v Lindsay Lohan - pizza pizza!

Papa John's v Kirsten Dunst - sorry K tho i respect yr work in bring it on and you are clearly the least sketchy of the ladies on this latter list, papa john's donated free food for my eagle scout project

California Pizza Kitchen v Fran Drescher - CPK, sorry ally

Pizza Boli v Jennifer Lopez - oh come on now, pizza boli!

Wendys v Mischa Barton - Wendy's is the best fast food and no amount of vegetarianism's gonna make me revise my stance there

Sonic v Mandy Moore - Oh, let's say...Mandy

Tom Burgers v Keira Knightley - Tom's a bro. i pick Tom.

So in conclusion i'm mostly gay, i suppose.

ALSO the single best pizza ever, Revello's of the self-proclaimed "Pizza Capitol of the World," Old Forge, PA: http://www.ictnow.com/revellos/_borders/subpg.jpg
is not on that list and it is better than just about any rack in the world.

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Thursday, 7 December 2006 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

Ah, the burgeoning H street district. What time do the FA's go on? I may stop by, then again I may lame out as usual.

― Matilda Wormwood (Mary ), Thursday, 7 December 2006 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

I just had a FBI cafeteria pizza that RULED.
it was chicken margherita pizza feature day which means like a 9" pizza with fresh-looking whole toppings plus whoever made it seems to agree with me that coarse ground black pepper is a great thing to cover chicken with. it was the jam.

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Thursday, 7 December 2006 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

G-Man Pizza, wow.

Pizza beat histrionic actresses any day.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 7 December 2006 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

what is with anyone liking pizza hut? That place is so rank.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 7 December 2006 18:21 (nineteen years ago)

doors are at 9, two band bill. i'd guess 9:30, but maybe 9:45.

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Thursday, 7 December 2006 18:22 (nineteen years ago)

how about you are so WRONG

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Thursday, 7 December 2006 18:22 (nineteen years ago)

I really miss living on top of a pizza place. 6pm every day they'd light the oven and you could smell it from the balcony.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 7 December 2006 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

HI I WOULD LIKE MY PIZZA SERVED BY JESSICA SIMPSON AND THE CRUST MUST ACTUALLY CONTAIN A) AN ENTIRE OTHER PIZZA B) 3 TWINKIES C) HOT ICE CREAM, AND THE TOPPINGS SHOULD BE AN ENTIRE TURKDUCKEN, PEPPER JACK CHEESE, EXTRA MOZZERELLA, AND PEPPERMINT PIECES = PIZZA HUT

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 7 December 2006 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

though I'd probably take Pizza Hut over Jessica Simpson. THat is possibly the only instance.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 7 December 2006 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

I can't think of anything worse.

Now if you were to offer me la vera pizza napolitana served by a sexy particle physicist, we'd have something to talk about.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 7 December 2006 18:30 (nineteen years ago)

http://ffmedia.ign.com/filmforce/image/tarareid_aloneinthedarkinline1_1097706060.jpg

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 7 December 2006 18:31 (nineteen years ago)

well i just usually went with a cheese hand-tossed but y'know i guess you could get it stuffed with platypus or something if you wanted.

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Thursday, 7 December 2006 18:33 (nineteen years ago)

ZR they don't allow you to order that anymore, you have to at least pick a crust filled with jalapeno poppers and marmalade.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 7 December 2006 18:34 (nineteen years ago)

She may have a clip board and a white coat (and far too much makeup I might add) but can't she explain nullity in mozzarella strings.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 7 December 2006 18:42 (nineteen years ago)

Scientists cannot wear makeup!!

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 7 December 2006 18:44 (nineteen years ago)

I am bored and I don't feel well, you all should be snappier with the replying.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 7 December 2006 18:49 (nineteen years ago)

are the cosmetics interfering with the research, or does the research interfere with the cosmetics

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Thursday, 7 December 2006 18:52 (nineteen years ago)

they create the cosmetics, so I think they should be allowed to wear them.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 7 December 2006 18:53 (nineteen years ago)

http://img271.imageshack.us/img271/5421/catai0.gif

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 7 December 2006 18:53 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.utdallas.edu/~kxt021000/images/cat.gif

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 7 December 2006 18:54 (nineteen years ago)

how do i shot INLAND EMPIRE

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 7 December 2006 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

what do you mean by this

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 7 December 2006 18:59 (nineteen years ago)

NO CAT TIME IS OVER

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Thursday, 7 December 2006 18:59 (nineteen years ago)

OMG you guys, I just had the best water cress and cucumber sandwich? With a dandelion vinagrette!

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 7 December 2006 19:00 (nineteen years ago)

RUSS MEYER USED TO EAT THOSE ALL THE TIME

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Thursday, 7 December 2006 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

i can't wait to see inland empire.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 7 December 2006 19:02 (nineteen years ago)

well you'll have to wait like everybody else

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Thursday, 7 December 2006 19:03 (nineteen years ago)

has someone invented the deep fried pizza yet? i would like a deep fried pizza with a cheeseburger on top

fbi cafeteria pizza >>>> david lynch

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Thursday, 7 December 2006 19:03 (nineteen years ago)

what do you mean by this

-- Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (garance8...), December 7th, 2006. (Allyzay Eisenschefter)

dudes i want to see the new film by director david lynch, who also directed such films as eraserhead, blue velvet, and mullholland drive, and my favorite television series ever, twin peaks. i know its out in NY, and in LA next week, but im not sure when a wider release will occur, or if more than just LA is involved in next week's release.

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 7 December 2006 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

pete shut up please

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Thursday, 7 December 2006 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

the website says Jan 2007.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 7 December 2006 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

this town won't even last that long against these odds

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Thursday, 7 December 2006 19:07 (nineteen years ago)

Also: Blood Diamond, Stranger Than Fiction, Borat, um, something else, Happy Feet while very drunk, I sorta want to see that Jack Black/Kate Winslet/Cameron Diaz vehicle in a dollar movie kinda way and whatever happened to dollar movies used to see them all time, in fact, at one point.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 7 December 2006 19:09 (nineteen years ago)

dude shut up about happy feet already

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Thursday, 7 December 2006 19:10 (nineteen years ago)

you're the one who reviewed 21 Grahams on this here thread, Old Man.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 7 December 2006 19:11 (nineteen years ago)

That's looftennenet cammanader beige beige beats to you mr. indie cucumber

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Thursday, 7 December 2006 19:15 (nineteen years ago)

mostly i wanna see SYMBIOPSYCHOTAXIPLASM, which just came in the mail for me, except my DVD player is broken

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 7 December 2006 19:17 (nineteen years ago)

pete I will go with you to Inland Empire, let's trip up to NYC together to see it.

I am going to get MIAMI VICE from netflix v soon :D

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 7 December 2006 19:21 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/56181

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 7 December 2006 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

TOO
SOON

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 7 December 2006 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

haha

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 7 December 2006 19:31 (nineteen years ago)

so yeah, inland empire. let's go see it! I'll see it. I think I still despise david lynch, but that means it's probably interesting, right?

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Thursday, 7 December 2006 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

jeremy irons = CREEPY (as always)
http://graphics10.nytimes.com/images/2006/12/06/arts/06empi.2.650.jpg

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Thursday, 7 December 2006 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

totally! we should all go! even looftennenet cammanader beige beige beats !

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 7 December 2006 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

guys what do you think, should I quit my job to work on a videogame baased on the life of G. Gordon Liddy

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Thursday, 7 December 2006 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

^^^^^^^see why would anyone read the noise board when they can stay right here and get questions like that?

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 7 December 2006 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

you could've worked on a video game based on G. Gordon Liddy in NYC, asshole.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 7 December 2006 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

srsly. what is the deal with david lynch. I don't get it, I think he thinks girls are icky whereas cronenberg thinks people in general are icky. ?

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Thursday, 7 December 2006 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

g gordon liddy vs jesse "the mind" ventura, tom.

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Thursday, 7 December 2006 20:02 (nineteen years ago)

pretty much all male filmmakers think girls are icky, and most of them also hate men too. Mulholland Dr was kind of meh.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 7 December 2006 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

Scientists cannot wear makeup!!

Hi dere I am wearing MAC lipstick in "Dubonnet" + Maybelline Great Lash Mascara thankyouverymuch.

I kind of don't know whether my better half is joking about 1) that sandwich and 2) those movies.

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 7 December 2006 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

no 'cause then you'd be all like in the leary mansion busting hippies and then a dead, frozen cockroach would appear

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Thursday, 7 December 2006 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

you could've worked on a video game based on G. Gordon Liddy in NYC, asshole.
-- Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (garance8...), December 7th, 2006.

Except NYC kinda sucks.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 7 December 2006 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

oh yeah, compared to DC especially, MW, what a shithole with nothing whatsoever to do and such crappy pizza.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 7 December 2006 20:05 (nineteen years ago)

also Tom that objection makes no sense.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 7 December 2006 20:05 (nineteen years ago)

Better Half reporting for duty

1) yes about the sandwich

2) no on the movie

xpost--Ally I was baiting you duh.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 7 December 2006 20:05 (nineteen years ago)

haven't seen mulholland. I think all I've seen are blue velvet (did not appreciate) + wild at heart (unwatchable) + part of lost highway (unwatchable)

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Thursday, 7 December 2006 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

Therefore she is not a scientist and, quite frankly:

Haddock, chips, peas and teaÃ‚Â»Ã‚Â»pizza and beerÃ‚Â»Ã‚Â»histrionic actressessÃ‚Â»Ã‚Â»over made up fake scientists

Furthermore, happy feet is the worst cartoon ever. (I have only seen a puff prog about it in flemmish/english and it was excruciating)

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 7 December 2006 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

I heard back about my thesis proposal guys! I have to rephrase my hypothesis and shit for clarity and focusity

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Thursday, 7 December 2006 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

wild at heart is pretty terrible but I blame Nick Cave and Laura Dern for that, I mean they are basically the worst human beings who ever lived (besides Hitler and Stalin etc).

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 7 December 2006 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

where is Rich??? He saw Happy Feet with a ladyfriend and said it was completely retarded and also had a DARK ending???

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 7 December 2006 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

i like every movie i've seen of his (mulholland and blue velvet) and season 1 of twin peaks but season 2 of twin peaks was too much.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 7 December 2006 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

maybe I can get david lynch to make the official movie of the game

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Thursday, 7 December 2006 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

NOW YOURE COKOKING WITH GASS

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 7 December 2006 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

david lynch and robin williams have never worked together at all, did you guys know about this?

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Thursday, 7 December 2006 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

To get back to the original point, I am not a fan of makeup, but I will tolerate a certain amount.

Mr bot, does that fuck up the work done so far?

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 7 December 2006 20:12 (nineteen years ago)

WRONG David Lynch directed Patch Adams, duh.

http://www.vjc.edu/uploadedImages/News_and_Events/05fa/Patch%20Adams.jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 7 December 2006 20:13 (nineteen years ago)

arms control happy hour at the big hunt tonight? wtf

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Thursday, 7 December 2006 20:13 (nineteen years ago)

Dudes, if my fish doesn't come soon I may have to have a saveloy.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 7 December 2006 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

the drummer from my old band now owns david lynch's cat

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Thursday, 7 December 2006 20:15 (nineteen years ago)

haha season 2 of Twin Peaks was completely ridiculous after the solved the murder, and even up until then it was pretty much becoming kinda retarded. David Duchovny in a dress? David Lynch himself playing a deaf FBI agent? HEATHER GRAHAM? DO NOT WANT.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 7 December 2006 20:15 (nineteen years ago)

Ed: Not really, actually it should make things a little easier plus now expectations have been set forth clearly by my advisor so http://www.preisvergleich.org/pimages/Happies-mit-Gefluegel-und-Kaese-wiederverschliessbar-50-g_38__44260_20.jpg

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Thursday, 7 December 2006 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, Patch Adams was great.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 7 December 2006 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

oh man there was a huge fight at my house one thanksgiving over Patch Adams

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 7 December 2006 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

I made KLG watch it a few years ago and she still complains about it.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 7 December 2006 20:24 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.knitemare.org/cats/butter.jpg

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 7 December 2006 20:24 (nineteen years ago)

but go ahead proceed with PART TWO of the collection of ALLY short stories: WHY FIGHTING

XPOST JESUS

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 7 December 2006 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

dude that is the whole story, except for the part where my mom hid in the garage for 3 hours.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 7 December 2006 20:27 (nineteen years ago)

dude, that is not the whole story and as your editor/enabler i command you to commence, now NO MORE CAT PICS UNTIL YOU TELL WHOLE STORY

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 7 December 2006 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.knitemare.org/cats/iluvu.jpg

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 7 December 2006 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

ALLY I AM SERIOUS

http://www.knitemare.org/cats/serious_cat.jpg

― TELL THE STORY NOW (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 7 December 2006 20:36 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.knitemare.org/cats/Unimpressed.jpg

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 7 December 2006 20:37 (nineteen years ago)

that cat is so fucking serious

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Thursday, 7 December 2006 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

he looks so weirdly humanistic.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 7 December 2006 20:40 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.nonprofittips.com/web-design-question-which-looks-like-a-dentist-1.html
^^^^ why is this funny

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 7 December 2006 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

it's not funny, because it's not your Mom in the garage b/c of Patch Adams now HOP TO IT

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 7 December 2006 20:52 (nineteen years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/105/316643426_320afacbd2.jpg

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 7 December 2006 20:57 (nineteen years ago)

How would you rate your current skill level in SYSTEMS EVALUATION?

Determine why a coworker has been overly optimistic about how long it would take to complete a task - 3

Identify the major reasons why a client might be unhappy with a product - 10

Evaluate the long-term performance problems of a new computer system - 17

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Thursday, 7 December 2006 20:58 (nineteen years ago)

^^^ THIS IS WHAT I AM DOING RIGHT NOW ;_;

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Thursday, 7 December 2006 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

ok, not only am i unhappy working at this office, so is everyone else here. why doesn't everyone get together and stage an intervention?

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Thursday, 7 December 2006 21:10 (nineteen years ago)

Hey MW I may be here late meaning maybe you can fetch me with the car and then we can get T&A, or maybe I could walk to T&A's place and you could pick us up there???

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 7 December 2006 21:20 (nineteen years ago)

I'm sorry, is this boring married ppl stuff that should not contaminate thread?

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 7 December 2006 21:20 (nineteen years ago)

hahahahaha dude Zack that looks fun! (to me) (I am... sad).

the kitties have done NOTHING BAD ALL DAY even though we left the door wide open for Dr. Ben to bogart used q-tips from the throneside rubbish bin.

and FEDEX should be here ANY MINUTE because for once in their professional career they PAID ATTENTION TO A CUSTOMER REQUEST. KNOCK. ON. WOOD.

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Thursday, 7 December 2006 21:20 (nineteen years ago)

hey, guys, I'm actually not going tonight, I don't feel very well and haven't all week and don't want to be out late at a show that won't start until 10pm :\

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 7 December 2006 21:22 (nineteen years ago)

Booooo waht about Tom?

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 7 December 2006 21:23 (nineteen years ago)

I mean, sorry you feel bad Allyzay :(

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 7 December 2006 21:23 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, sorry you're feeling bad Allyzay. ;____;

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 7 December 2006 21:24 (nineteen years ago)

But back to ME. . .

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 7 December 2006 21:25 (nineteen years ago)

. . .what about you? You woke me up this morning before I wanted to be awake! Awesome!

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 7 December 2006 21:26 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah life is hard when yr wifey has to get up early for well-paid job.

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 7 December 2006 21:27 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/lindsay-lohan/lindsay-lohans-fully-adequite-blackberry-manifesto-220111.php

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 7 December 2006 21:28 (nineteen years ago)

i was sick earlier this week too. still getting over it but generally feeling pretty ugh.. i hate winter

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Thursday, 7 December 2006 21:28 (nineteen years ago)

don't sweat it dude, i hope you feel better!

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Thursday, 7 December 2006 21:28 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1162258768559.b.jpg
^^^ i love him

i should feel better by the weekend hopefully, i just need rest :\

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 7 December 2006 21:34 (nineteen years ago)

HAHAHAHA PUT DEP ON A CAT

DIPPITY DOO!!!!

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Thursday, 7 December 2006 21:35 (nineteen years ago)

EIGHT OH THREE. STILL AT WORK. DEJA VU.

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 8 December 2006 01:02 (nineteen years ago)

FEDEX SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKKSSSS

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 8 December 2006 02:51 (nineteen years ago)

at some point a half-decent guy who isn't just another business/logistics ballzit fresh from memphis state has to come along and realize you can save a lot on pricey call center staff who turnover all the time & need lots of training $$$ if you just foist a LITTLE accountability for those costs to the local facilities that keep fucking up. Bill the handling facilities & endpoint pickup/delivery guys for the time these poor people have to spend on the phone with me and take it out of their bonus money or whatever. Problem solves itself.

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 8 December 2006 03:03 (nineteen years ago)

hello DC, I just wanted to say that I like girls more than pizza but a) I'm ostensibly vegan and b) some of the girls mentioned are kind of nasty, anyway the real test is rachel weisz and if anyone picks pizza over her than you are mad simply mad, plus I want you all to have a nice weekend, it's about 10 degrees here but will be 40 on saturday, okay I'll shut up now, peace

― Matt Cibula (Formerly, the Haikunym), Friday, 8 December 2006 03:25 (nineteen years ago)

Chloral Hydrate: kind of cute, at the molecular level.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/dc/Chloral-hydrate-montage.png/250px-Chloral-hydrate-montage.png

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 8 December 2006 14:35 (nineteen years ago)

Or maybe that's just my reptile brain intinctively responding to the suggestion of green jubblies

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 8 December 2006 14:39 (nineteen years ago)

how the hell was the show?

i feel like shit, per usual. last drink, as always, was a bad idea.

― a_p (a_p), Friday, 8 December 2006 15:07 (nineteen years ago)

Xavier=million miles an hour but awesome. St. Agnes=good as always.That Fast One Where ZR Screams A Lot=PS wore a wrestling mask. Red and The Black=maybe not as fun as last time but I left earlyish?

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 8 December 2006 15:09 (nineteen years ago)

it was fun, if sloppy - a bunch of random people showed up (for the oranges band, i guess), and i think a couple of them liked it!

― 69 (pete), Friday, 8 December 2006 15:10 (nineteen years ago)

oranges band=sleepy, professional, "hot" bass player, boring drummer?

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 8 December 2006 15:10 (nineteen years ago)

boring drummers are the worst

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 8 December 2006 15:11 (nineteen years ago)

not a wrestling mask per se:
http://www.arcadiaclub.com/img/desk/venom.JPG

― 69 (pete), Friday, 8 December 2006 15:12 (nineteen years ago)

ok, now i'm even more sorry i missed it

― a_p (a_p), Friday, 8 December 2006 15:22 (nineteen years ago)

me too

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 8 December 2006 15:38 (nineteen years ago)

I almost missed it but then Pete called me from stage and I could hear someone noodling on guitar and he was all WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU WE ARE ABOUT TO PLAY and I was all KLG JUST GOT HOME and then I got in the car and was there in like 25 minutes.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 8 December 2006 15:40 (nineteen years ago)

ZR were you noodling?

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 8 December 2006 15:40 (nineteen years ago)

ZR got called out by the oranges band for noodling!

― 69 (pete), Friday, 8 December 2006 15:41 (nineteen years ago)

I mean, ok, you're depressed, it's cold outside, you hate your day job, yeah, I understand, acting out and having a lot of anxiety, yeah, but noodling?

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 8 December 2006 15:42 (nineteen years ago)

What I heard on the phone was on stage warm up noodling. Perfectly acceptable.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 8 December 2006 15:42 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.chrisdoelle.com/P2_f_col_noodling_Sutton3.jpg
Unacceptable.

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 8 December 2006 15:43 (nineteen years ago)

i wasn't noodling, goddamn it

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Friday, 8 December 2006 15:44 (nineteen years ago)

does anyone at all have suggestions on finding a new job. if it involves a wrestling mask, that's ok.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 8 December 2006 15:44 (nineteen years ago)

Noodling is not bad. Noodling is better than the alternative. A dude I was in a band with when he would get onstage would play the same two three chords the same way right before we played. Drove me nuts. But then he was a gigantic asshole.

xpost: I heard noodling on the phone is all I'm saying.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 8 December 2006 15:45 (nineteen years ago)

I almost missed it but then Pete called me from stage and I could hear someone noodling on guitar and he was all WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU WE ARE ABOUT TO PLAY and I was all KLG JUST GOT HOME and then I got in the car and was there in like 25 minutes.

OKAY FINE MAYBE IT WAS DAVE IT WAS NOT LIKE I COULD SEE SAID NOODLER.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 8 December 2006 15:46 (nineteen years ago)

haha it's ok i was totally noodling

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Friday, 8 December 2006 15:48 (nineteen years ago)

Has everyone seen that Noodling documentary, "Okie Noodling" I hope? If not y'all need to.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 8 December 2006 15:48 (nineteen years ago)

yeah zack you like the grateful dead and the meat puppets (AND TELEVISION FOR ALL "DAR1A"S OUT THERE WHO HATE HIPPIES) - why would you care if you noodle? its like DUH one of the finest aesthetics out there

OWN IT

― 69 (pete), Friday, 8 December 2006 15:49 (nineteen years ago)

seriously is there anybody here that does not hate, hate, hate their current job?

1. Pete?
2. Mary?

I guess if you post here all day that's a pretty good sign that no.

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 8 December 2006 15:49 (nineteen years ago)

dude the meat puppets pretty much suck. i used to know a dude who wore this meat puppets t-shirt just about every other day, it was bizarre. my mom liked his shirt, but didn't actually know anything about what it meant. i hope she found out one day, and was disappointed.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 8 December 2006 15:50 (nineteen years ago)

Results 1 - 10 of about 18,800 for minimalist noodling. (0.24 seconds)

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 8 December 2006 15:51 (nineteen years ago)

dude the meat puppets pretty much suck.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand youre retarded

― 69 (pete), Friday, 8 December 2006 15:52 (nineteen years ago)

i love my job

― 69 (pete), Friday, 8 December 2006 15:52 (nineteen years ago)

They keep taking work away from me and they're centralizing everything, taskwise, and my boss keeps freaking out and taking tasks away but says I'm doing a good job, meanwhile I have less and less work to do, is perhaps the reason, one of them that I can't seem to shut it.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 8 December 2006 15:52 (nineteen years ago)

i also love you guys though, which is why i post all the time

― 69 (pete), Friday, 8 December 2006 15:53 (nineteen years ago)

But I like my job okay. Yeah I love you all very much.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 8 December 2006 15:53 (nineteen years ago)

"All the warnings from the punk rock 101 courses over the years since my first introduction to the shall we say, ethics involved with independence and embracement of your community, it's proven to be very true."

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Friday, 8 December 2006 15:53 (nineteen years ago)

what the fuck was that, a dave eggers sentence?

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 8 December 2006 15:53 (nineteen years ago)

WHY DON'T YOU MAKE THAT THE TITLE MARK

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 8 December 2006 15:54 (nineteen years ago)

I'LL PUT IT ON THE COVER TOMBOT DESIGN FOR ME OKAY I'LL BUY U BEERZ

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 8 December 2006 15:56 (nineteen years ago)

close, tom!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikisource/en/a/ae/Cobain_sucide.jpg

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Friday, 8 December 2006 15:57 (nineteen years ago)

oh that makes me sad now

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 8 December 2006 15:58 (nineteen years ago)

TOO etc etc

― a_p (a_p), Friday, 8 December 2006 16:01 (nineteen years ago)

haha no no just sayin, catholics got nothin on punks (even wannabe punks) when it comes to guilt

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Friday, 8 December 2006 16:01 (nineteen years ago)

Results 1 - 10 of about 1,390,000 for catholic punks. (0.27 seconds)

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 8 December 2006 16:06 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.cit.uws.edu.au/~rollins/images/ian2.jpg
"You're too busy to ever call now, Mr. Big Shot? You can't pick up a phone and say hello once in a while?"

― a_p (a_p), Friday, 8 December 2006 16:06 (nineteen years ago)

Hank looks good w/a beard

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 8 December 2006 16:08 (nineteen years ago)

http://img.blogads.com/46472702/img.jpg

― a_p (a_p), Friday, 8 December 2006 16:09 (nineteen years ago)

jesus christ that looks so much like this one pic of me and christian, except with fewer shirts

― 69 (pete), Friday, 8 December 2006 16:11 (nineteen years ago)

(xpost)

― 69 (pete), Friday, 8 December 2006 16:11 (nineteen years ago)

THREAD CONNECTIONS:
http://www.cit.uws.edu.au/~rollins/images/ian2.jpg
VS.
http://photos.friendster.com/photos/38/62/812683/22246120641208l.jpg

― 69 (pete), Friday, 8 December 2006 16:16 (nineteen years ago)

that is pretty weird. you're even looking down at your hand!

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 8 December 2006 16:18 (nineteen years ago)

i know - same hair/brow on me and h, same position and similar facial exp on c/i

― 69 (pete), Friday, 8 December 2006 16:19 (nineteen years ago)

I don't hate my job, but I'm sure when the day come when I must work 40 hours a week like other fully functioning members of society, I will become plenty hateful. Meanwhile, I'm finished with the semester on Monday so ready to do fun-filled Christmas things like ice skating, carolling, and drinking hot toddies.

― Matilda Wormwood (Mary ), Friday, 8 December 2006 16:59 (nineteen years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/120/317205082_6c9e8bd3de_o.png

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 8 December 2006 17:19 (nineteen years ago)

Yes! I love picaresques!

picaresques > boobies > pizza

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 8 December 2006 17:27 (nineteen years ago)

Also Birth of Venus=classic.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 8 December 2006 17:36 (nineteen years ago)

it is hard to find decent images of pizzas and boobies on the internet, that you would put on the cover of a book that your friend would write.

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 8 December 2006 17:43 (nineteen years ago)

it is also hard to create the proper matte finish look with computer progammables

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 8 December 2006 17:43 (nineteen years ago)

The booby is perfect, bro. Classic yet naked. Just the way I like my boobies.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 8 December 2006 17:45 (nineteen years ago)

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/etc/244424633.html

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 8 December 2006 17:47 (nineteen years ago)

"[email protected]"

― 69 (pete), Friday, 8 December 2006 18:01 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, i like how they kind of seem like they're trying to hide what the job really is, like you could be practicing scenes over the phone with aspiring young actors needing a partner to bounce off of or something, and then psst psst explicitphonesex.com.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 8 December 2006 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

OK guys it is kind of adorable that the wikipedia articles for shakespeare's plays have the Spoiler warning: Plot and/or ending details follow. above the synopses

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 8 December 2006 18:37 (nineteen years ago)

by adorable I mean quaint, somewhat absurd, overly precious, not worthy of actual laffs or admiration in any sense

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 8 December 2006 18:38 (nineteen years ago)

dude yr initial post required no clarification. adorable is as adorable does.

― 69 (pete), Friday, 8 December 2006 18:41 (nineteen years ago)

http://img.not4chan.us/s/src/1165522322616.jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 8 December 2006 19:03 (nineteen years ago)

wasnt andy wellens there????

― 69 (pete), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:32 (nineteen years ago)

yup

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

HAY i don't hate hippies! i like hippie food. i just don't like the music is all

hmm. mildred pierce + the big sleep at AFI!! two of my favorite movies ever.

Mildred Pierce
MILDRED!!!!!!
MILDRED PIERCE!!!!!
MILDRED PIERCE!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!!!
MILDRED PIERCE!!!!!
MILDRED PIERCE!!!!!
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!?!!!!
MILDRED PIERCE!!!!!

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:45 (nineteen years ago)

http://maoscheias.no.sapo.pt/sonic_youth_goo.jpg
this is a very good sy album, i swear

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:46 (nineteen years ago)

whoa when mildred? i love that one too

― 69 (pete), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:47 (nineteen years ago)

dirty boots yeah

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:47 (nineteen years ago)

i just bought BMR after our conversation last week, dar1a! it rules school

― 69 (pete), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:47 (nineteen years ago)

MOTE is awesome

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:48 (nineteen years ago)

what is MOTE??

― 69 (pete), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:50 (nineteen years ago)

it's a song on GOO.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:51 (nineteen years ago)

OIC

― 69 (pete), Friday, 8 December 2006 20:52 (nineteen years ago)

Is anyone going to BH HH tonight?

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 8 December 2006 21:36 (nineteen years ago)

ill go but not for too long

― 69 (pete), Friday, 8 December 2006 21:44 (nineteen years ago)

yeah i am there as well

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Friday, 8 December 2006 21:45 (nineteen years ago)

I might be able to stop by but only for a short time

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 8 December 2006 21:45 (nineteen years ago)

sounds like a CRAZY night at the big hunt

― 69 (pete), Friday, 8 December 2006 21:46 (nineteen years ago)

u kno how we do

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Friday, 8 December 2006 21:51 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.morningbellonline.com/golden%20girls.jpg
clockwise: ZR, Pete, KG, me.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 8 December 2006 21:52 (nineteen years ago)

sweet i get to be sofia

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Friday, 8 December 2006 21:54 (nineteen years ago)

sweet i'm married to bea arthur

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 8 December 2006 21:57 (nineteen years ago)

naw dude you got rose!

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Friday, 8 December 2006 21:58 (nineteen years ago)

UH clockwise MW, clockwise.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 8 December 2006 21:58 (nineteen years ago)

oh okay great! sorry it's friday not thinking clearly here.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 8 December 2006 21:59 (nineteen years ago)

Wait the way I read "clockwise":

ZR: Blanche
Pete: the ditzy one
Me: Dorothy
Ally: the really, really old one

???How else could "clockwise" be interpreted if the slutty one (Blanche)is 12 o'clock???

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 8 December 2006 22:12 (nineteen years ago)

no no clockwise starting from the first person in the picture as being 12 o'clock.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 8 December 2006 22:13 (nineteen years ago)

Wait the way I read "clockwise":
ZR: Blanche
Pete: the ditzy one
Me: Dorothy
Ally: the really, really old one
???How else could "clockwise" be interpreted if the slutty one (Blanche)is 12 o'clock???

YEAH TOTALLY

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 8 December 2006 22:15 (nineteen years ago)

jesus christ get me out of this fucking office like NOW

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Friday, 8 December 2006 22:16 (nineteen years ago)

ME TOO!

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 8 December 2006 22:17 (nineteen years ago)

YEAH. MAYBE I WILL MEET YOU GUYS SINCE YOU HAVENT LEFT YET. I DO LIKE CHEESEBURGERS. KLG WILL YOU BUY ME A CHEESEBURGERS

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 8 December 2006 22:18 (nineteen years ago)

I'm still here too

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 8 December 2006 22:20 (nineteen years ago)

dr. ben stole a q-tip and then LEFT IT FLOATING IN THE WATER DISH

also COLD!!!!!! SHIT!!!!

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 8 December 2006 22:22 (nineteen years ago)

Honey I will buy you a cheeseburger but I don't know when I'm actually going to make it out of here :(

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 8 December 2006 22:40 (nineteen years ago)

yeah i think imma head home.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 8 December 2006 22:45 (nineteen years ago)

NINE O'CLOCK PEE EM FRIDAY NIGHT.

STILL AT WORK.

AND YET, I DO NOT HATE MY JOB.

BUT I MIGHT START.

― quincie (quincie), Saturday, 9 December 2006 02:01 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah so now it is Saturday morning. I did go home to sleep/eat, but guess what?

BACK AT WORK.

― quincie (quincie), Saturday, 9 December 2006 16:02 (nineteen years ago)

UH not cool

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Saturday, 9 December 2006 16:35 (nineteen years ago)

Q, are you on some kind of punishing publishing schedule?

Why do people touch my computer screen with their fingers?

― Matilda Wormwood (Mary ), Saturday, 9 December 2006 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

what would you prefer they touch it with???

― a_p (a_p), Saturday, 9 December 2006 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

also, q:

;_1

― a_p (a_p), Saturday, 9 December 2006 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

I have to post an agenda containing over 80 separate files on a Web site which I head to work with IT to create from scratch and also I had to learn how to administer said Web and all the security aspects and oh yeah technically I'm responsible for the content of those 80+ files and also physicians can be pretty dumb and need my help with all manner of stuff, such as logging into a secure Web site and downloading files to their hard drives.

aaaaaagh

― quincie (quincie), Saturday, 9 December 2006 20:05 (nineteen years ago)

mary, i soooooooooo understand. even when my coworkers touch their own computer screens, i sort of freak out inside

― 69 (pete), Sunday, 10 December 2006 06:15 (nineteen years ago)

They try to point out the book or article that they want, but they get so excited that they do not realize where the air ends and where the screen begins.

― Matilda Wormwood (Mary ), Sunday, 10 December 2006 17:27 (nineteen years ago)

dudes today I kind of feel as though I could use a master cleanse for bloated addicts.

― quincie (quincie), Monday, 11 December 2006 14:02 (nineteen years ago)

i don't remember how i got home.

― a_p (a_p), Monday, 11 December 2006 14:20 (nineteen years ago)

your boots were made for walkin. you neva felt betta in your life. . . .

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 11 December 2006 14:32 (nineteen years ago)

hernando was clearly trying to kill me

― a_p (a_p), Monday, 11 December 2006 14:47 (nineteen years ago)

This one goes out to PS and ZR and any other fans of Sister

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBeFL3qI-n8

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 11 December 2006 15:09 (nineteen years ago)

hernando was clearly trying to kill all of us.

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Monday, 11 December 2006 15:10 (nineteen years ago)

yet somehow we are all still alive.

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Monday, 11 December 2006 15:14 (nineteen years ago)

perhaps along with the alcohol, there were special vitamins and herbal supplements within the shots?

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 11 December 2006 15:15 (nineteen years ago)

how long were you guys there?

ps seriously we left $60 on the table, I told Tom to take back a $20 and he didn't so some of you owe us one (1) free round of drinks and a couple of wings next time. ;_;

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 11 December 2006 15:26 (nineteen years ago)

i didn't pay, i don't think, so i will buy you a round of drinks and 80 wings.

― a_p (a_p), Monday, 11 December 2006 15:30 (nineteen years ago)

i have to say: if i ever have a weekend as intensely dense (dig my internal rhyme) as this past one, i might just spontaneously die

― 69 (pete), Monday, 11 December 2006 15:57 (nineteen years ago)

bros how did the rest of your night go?

― quincie (quincie), Monday, 11 December 2006 15:58 (nineteen years ago)

loving that internal rhyme over here, bro!

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:00 (nineteen years ago)

80 wings is way too many

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 11 December 2006 16:01 (nineteen years ago)

I could go for 40 wings right now though

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:12 (nineteen years ago)

bros how did the rest of your night go?

-- quincie (quinci...), December 11th, 2006. (quincie)

it was ok, just not my kinda scrabble game, yknow??

― 69 (pete), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:14 (nineteen years ago)

Day by day.
The moon gains on me.
Day by day.
The moon gains on me.

Purchased pair of flabby wings.
I took to doing some HOVERING.
Here is a list of incorrect things.

HOVERED mid-air outside a study.
An academic kneaded his chin,
sent in the dust of some cheap magazines.
His academic rust, could not burn them up.

Recruited some gremlins.
To get me clear of the airline routes.
I paid them off with stuffing from my wings.
They had some fun with those cheapo airline snobs.

The stuffing loss made me hit a timelock.
I ended up in the eighteen sixties.
I've been there for one hundred and twenty five years.
A small alteration of the past. Can turn time into space.

Ended up under Ardwick Bridge.
With some veterans from the U.S. Civil War.
They were under Irish patronage.
We shot dead a stupid sergeant,
but I got hit in the crossfire.
The lucky hit made me hit a time lock.

But, when I got back.
The place I made the purchase, no longer exists
I'd erased it under the bridge.

Day by day.
The moon came towards me
By such things.
The moon came towards me.

So now I sleep in ditches.
And hide away from nosey kids.
The wings rot and feather under me.
The wings rot and curl right under me.
A small alteration of the past.
Can turn time into space.
Small touches can alter more than a mere decade.

Wings x 17

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:14 (nineteen years ago)

well this morning has pretty much sucked let me tell you that.

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:16 (nineteen years ago)

zr otm

― a_p (a_p), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:18 (nineteen years ago)

i'm hungry ;_;

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 11 December 2006 16:20 (nineteen years ago)

allyzay otm

― 50,000,000 blelvis fans can't be wrong (teenagequiet), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:21 (nineteen years ago)

man, i think ive been clenching the right side of my jaw at night - motherfucker has been hurting like a bitch for like a week

― 69 (pete), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:35 (nineteen years ago)

now I'm being tortured with knowledge of a wendy's that is not very close by to me at all and I will not be able to get to during what passes for lunch around here, I don't think :(

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 11 December 2006 16:36 (nineteen years ago)

oh man i just realized this jaw pain might mean i need some dental work - it might be more tooth-related

― 69 (pete), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:50 (nineteen years ago)

hey pete I forgot to ask you how the DVD player acquisition adventure went down

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Monday, 11 December 2006 16:55 (nineteen years ago)

http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/4761/1155419682808gc1ro6.jpg

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 11 December 2006 17:12 (nineteen years ago)

Oh yeah that reminds me. For KLG, who has never seen this pic and had to put up with me reenacting it all weekend

http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1161446451118.b.jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 11 December 2006 17:20 (nineteen years ago)

mom reports:

Our vicious dog Karl is going to get a visit from the dog whisperer on Saturday at 2:00 so we'll see if he is nice to you when you come in. I've had him sleeping on that maroon-colored winter coat of yours to get him used to your scent, maybe he will welcome you like a long lost brother.

― a_p (a_p), Monday, 11 December 2006 17:23 (nineteen years ago)

wait, your mom knows Cesar Milan?

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 11 December 2006 17:24 (nineteen years ago)

was this all football watching related? man, my redskins.. ugh. pats too. also spent a lot of time watching the wire which depresses the hell out of me after a while. I need to get one (1) plane ticket to somewhere warm and sunny

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Monday, 11 December 2006 17:24 (nineteen years ago)

not really sure what my mom is talking about.

― a_p (a_p), Monday, 11 December 2006 17:27 (nineteen years ago)

i didnt get around to it yesterday, but i think im going to go with the PS2

― 69 (pete), Monday, 11 December 2006 17:36 (nineteen years ago)

guys I just ordered matching cat pajamas for my mom and me--does it get any twee-er?

― quincie (quincie), Monday, 11 December 2006 21:20 (nineteen years ago)

Do they come with match cat-ear headbands?

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Monday, 11 December 2006 21:23 (nineteen years ago)

were you listening to Belle and Sebastian while you did so? that would be ultra twee

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 11 December 2006 21:23 (nineteen years ago)

I feel like this is the longest day of my life.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 11 December 2006 21:56 (nineteen years ago)

HOLY SHIT I GET TO LEAVE FOR BAND PRACTICE YAY

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Monday, 11 December 2006 22:03 (nineteen years ago)

I WANT BAND PRACTICE

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 11 December 2006 22:05 (nineteen years ago)

http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/687/1165465941349pu9.png

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

I am emo cat again today but bucket seal is improving matters.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 15:03 (nineteen years ago)

gaah wtf

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Tuesday, 12 December 2006 15:06 (nineteen years ago)

yeah that is great great great

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 15:17 (nineteen years ago)

the right half of that macro is more or less how i'm feelin today, don't know about you all

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 15:21 (nineteen years ago)

I am back and pretty much feeling like the bucket.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 15:23 (nineteen years ago)

that thing is making me think "Bill Belichick"

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Tuesday, 12 December 2006 15:25 (nineteen years ago)

Brian details on hot swedes, please

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 15:28 (nineteen years ago)

LOLZ AT BUCKETSEALION

We are adding Green Day, Fuel and TATU to our playlist now. I also got to categorically veto Hinder.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 15:49 (nineteen years ago)

pretty sure i got a promise from their frontman that popular DC-area rock and roll band THE FAKE ACCENTS will cover "Into the Groove" at their next "gig."

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 15:53 (nineteen years ago)

Oh that's a likely story!!!

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Tuesday, 12 December 2006 15:54 (nineteen years ago)

Get up on yr feet
yeah step to the beat
Boy what will it be?

Music can be such an inspiration
Dancin around, you feel the sweet sensations
We might be lovers if the rhythms right
Blah blah blah blah blah blah I'm a slut

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 15:57 (nineteen years ago)

^^^^^ gay

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Tuesday, 12 December 2006 15:58 (nineteen years ago)

gayer than this penguin?

http://www.one38.org/penguin/last.jpg

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 16:00 (nineteen years ago)

yes.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Tuesday, 12 December 2006 16:00 (nineteen years ago)

you're the one with the husband that wants to see Happy Feet

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 16:01 (nineteen years ago)

that penguin is not that gay

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 16:01 (nineteen years ago)

Why do you keep claiming I'm married to you.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Tuesday, 12 December 2006 16:02 (nineteen years ago)

TOMBOT wants to see Happy Feet. I am not TOMBOT. Therefore, I don't know what you are talking about.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 16:03 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.tumblage.com/images/Gaylord.jpg

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 16:05 (nineteen years ago)

OTM

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Tuesday, 12 December 2006 16:10 (nineteen years ago)

Berlin trumped Stockholm in the hotness department. Both beat London pretty handily.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 16:16 (nineteen years ago)

surprise

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Tuesday, 12 December 2006 16:20 (nineteen years ago)

I'm surprised Berlin topped Stockholm, not surprised about London

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 16:21 (nineteen years ago)

Swedish people are pretty boring.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Tuesday, 12 December 2006 16:23 (nineteen years ago)

norwegians, on the other hand...

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 16:29 (nineteen years ago)

hey now, half my family is swedish! they r drunks, really..
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000EMG9EU.01._AA240_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 16:30 (nineteen years ago)

Gayer than these penguins?

http://www.mchs.org.au/new/2005/04/penguins-pic.jpg

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 16:30 (nineteen years ago)

Seen one hot swede, seen 'em all. Berliners got variety.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 16:33 (nineteen years ago)

Swedes are cool and crazy and yes drinkers, that's what I'm saying, also they are quite striking and beautiful people as a whole, compared to say, Belgians.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 16:34 (nineteen years ago)

Also Brian OTM, in a way.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 16:34 (nineteen years ago)

they all look like Gwyneth Paltrow. WTF are you talking about with Belgians? Do Belgians look like something?? I had no idea they had a bad reputation.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Tuesday, 12 December 2006 16:35 (nineteen years ago)

Belgians (as a whole) are fucking ugly. There I said it. I feel like I should qualify that, but seriously, ugliest country in Europe that I've been to.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 16:36 (nineteen years ago)

I had no idea. I still think most overrated Euro countries in terms of "hot people" are Sweden and Italy though.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Tuesday, 12 December 2006 16:37 (nineteen years ago)

They all look like this

http://leeson.ohje.de/nr10/bilder/mark-e-smith.jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 16:37 (nineteen years ago)

I mean belgians aren't rated for anything but chocolate.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Tuesday, 12 December 2006 16:37 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2006/02/17/poirot_wideweb__470x323,0.jpg

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 16:38 (nineteen years ago)

And bobbin lace. (XP)

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 16:39 (nineteen years ago)

I'm thinking of buying Christmas presents that would require Tom to start dressing like this:
http://www.zonalibre.org/blog/thethief/archives/steve%20mcqueen.bmp
y/n?

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Tuesday, 12 December 2006 16:40 (nineteen years ago)

Ally OTM WRT Italians

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 16:41 (nineteen years ago)

belgian: olivier theyskens, ann deumeulemeester, martin margiela, dries van noten

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 16:41 (nineteen years ago)

You need the white piping:

http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/p/prisoner.jpg

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 16:42 (nineteen years ago)

I mean belgians aren't rated for anything but chocolate.

and beer.

and, like, abbeys or some shit.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 16:43 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.zonalibre.org/blog/hormiga/archives/steve%20mcqueen.jpg
^^^get him one of these

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 16:43 (nineteen years ago)

he already has white jeans, Alex.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Tuesday, 12 December 2006 16:45 (nineteen years ago)

hey Q, sorry, I just got yr text from sunday! i left my phone charger at work over the weekend so it was off. :( oh well, probably didn't need the extra beers right about now

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 16:45 (nineteen years ago)

I could see Tom dressing like that. Especially when we go to see Happy Feet.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 16:48 (nineteen years ago)

how is this thread gayer than the video bar one?

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 16:53 (nineteen years ago)

God, you're really looking forward to your little date, aren't you??

xpost uh in every way it is gayer.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Tuesday, 12 December 2006 16:53 (nineteen years ago)

"how is that possible" is what i meant

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 16:53 (nineteen years ago)

ohhh. Because Dr. Morbius started the other one.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Tuesday, 12 December 2006 16:54 (nineteen years ago)

I wouldn't know. I don't read gay threads about gay video bars=no point of comparison.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 16:54 (nineteen years ago)

I clicked on it because I thought it would've been started by someone awesome who would have some awesomely lame place to recommend we all go to. But no. Also I wanted to point out that not all video bars are gay, but the ones that are not gay are mostly in other countries, I think.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Tuesday, 12 December 2006 16:55 (nineteen years ago)

the danger is, of course that when he takes off his jacket he ends up looking like:

http://www.brandflakesforbreakfast.com/uploaded_images/steve%20jobs-709522.jpg

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 16:56 (nineteen years ago)

All women in Italy apparently become fat on their 40th birthday.

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 16:57 (nineteen years ago)

Moral: Do not book an Italian holiday for your 40th birthday party!

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 16:57 (nineteen years ago)

That process starts well before 40 in my experience.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Tuesday, 12 December 2006 16:57 (nineteen years ago)

Maybe they just look 40.

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 16:58 (nineteen years ago)

I think I will pick the best country is...PORTUGAL today.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Tuesday, 12 December 2006 16:59 (nineteen years ago)

Haha why am I picking on Italian women like this? It's true though; there's nothing inbetween. It's like they wake up and, blorp.

Portugal is totally the best country.

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 17:00 (nineteen years ago)

They have cigarettes called "Portugeuse People"! At least I think that's the translation.

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 17:00 (nineteen years ago)

PORTUGAL FACT: THEIR FLAG WAS DESIGNED IN MARIO PAINT
http://img.infoplease.com/images/portugal.gif

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 17:01 (nineteen years ago)

Italian women and men have been overrated for at least since the 1950s; it is time for them to be insulted. Actually Italian women don't exist anymore, the country is like 97.83% male currently.

xpost more proof about Portugal

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Tuesday, 12 December 2006 17:02 (nineteen years ago)

Portugal does not recognize Spanish sovereignty over the territory of Olivenza based on a difference of interpretation of the 1815 Congress of Vienna and the 1801 Treaty of Badajoz

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 17:23 (nineteen years ago)

HARD CORE

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 17:24 (nineteen years ago)

Hey DCers. Sorry to bother you. Is there a Kemp Mill Music still in existence anywhere in your find district? If so, do you know the address?

― Lance Rock (pullapartgirl), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

for chrissakes jenny, google it:

Kemp Mill Music
(202) 986-0300 1619 Connecticut Ave NW
Washington, DC

Kemp Mill Music
(202) 638-7077 1113 F St NW
Washington, DC

Kemp Mill Music
(202) 223-5310 1900 L St NW
Washington, DC

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 18:11 (nineteen years ago)

I think those are all gone.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 18:11 (nineteen years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/134/320611446_dbc03dc18f_o.jpg

They moved to 1309 F street I think, the downtown one.

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 18:12 (nineteen years ago)

that's probably why she was asking.

i was about to ask a question but i'll bring that back to the chicago thread.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 18:13 (nineteen years ago)

Ah here we go

DC store (New Location) (click for map)
1309 F Street NW
Washington DC 20004
202 638 7077 – fax 202 638 7085
2400 square ft store at DC’s METRO CENTER

http://www.kempmillonline.com/CustomPage/170

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 18:14 (nineteen years ago)

Damn, Kevin. I'm not retarded. The whole chain went tits up years ago, but I think there is one left in DC somewhere.

Thank you Tom.
.
.
.
.

Bot.

And thank you Mr. Que! Now, why couldn't I find that website the day I spent hours trying to track them down???? Perhaps I am retarded.

― Lance Rock (pullapartgirl), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

No problem, but it was hard to find the website that is. And thank you for bringing the phrases "tits up" to the thread.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

Damn, Kevin. I'm not retarded.

i still need convincing. TT this week or are you still schooling it up?

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

Still schooling it up - not done until the 19th.

After looking at that site, I don't know if it's going to help. I need to find someone who can verify that I worked at the Rehoboth Beach Kemp Mill in '96 and the three guys listed there were not the owners then. It was two dudes named Mark. Or an owner named Mark and a manager named Mark. Or Marc. Fuck me. This blows.

But thanks again!

― Lance Rock (pullapartgirl), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

i think i poisoned myself

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

hey guys,
i got a used slim PS2 at cd/game exchange last night, so now everyone's invited over for DVD's and tony hawk!

― 69 (pete), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 18:48 (nineteen years ago)

thats in general, of course - TONIGHT, ill be watching house.

― 69 (pete), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 18:49 (nineteen years ago)

alcohol poison? ouch
I have been thinking, I could really go for a scotch. mmm, scotch. I didn't think I liked the stuff before but it's all mental, really

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

no, sandwich poisoning.

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 18:59 (nineteen years ago)

bolonium-210

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 18:59 (nineteen years ago)

^^^^why i get the big bucks

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 19:00 (nineteen years ago)

*rim job*

― 69 (pete), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 19:00 (nineteen years ago)

how's yr jaw by the way?

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 19:02 (nineteen years ago)

Portugal does not recognize Spanish sovereignty over the territory of Olivenza based on a difference of interpretation of the 1815 Congress of Vienna and the 1801 Treaty of Badajoz

This comes up at every party I go to.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 19:02 (nineteen years ago)

I didn't realize/had forgotten that Putin was ex-KGB.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

jaw is ok - definitely not a wisdom tooth issue - i think just stressy-out -> clenching -> some TMJD-ish symptoms. im just gonna take it easy for a bit, to minimize clenching/general anx...

i wont miss trivia ever again, though.

― 69 (pete), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 19:08 (nineteen years ago)

couple of things:

jesus christ enough already with the e. coli how many times am i supposed to rewrite the same goddamn article?

i had an eye appointment today for the first time in a very long while and discovered that my deteriorating vision is due to the dreaded ASTIGMATISM but now i have a special contact lens in my left eye and i can see again!

the scopolamine eye drops they give you to dilate yr pupils make computer screens amazing and psychedelic but kind of hard to read.

i have teh hots for my optometrist. she wants a follow up appointment = she digs me back, obvs.

"into the groove" is truly righteous and if i ever make something 1/10th as great in my entire life i will be very satisfied with myself.

bolonium-210 = lol.

bucket seal = hero.

― 1/2 paleontologist 1/2 basketball player (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 19:15 (nineteen years ago)

also welcome back brian, i'm glad you had an awesome time.

― 1/2 paleontologist 1/2 basketball player (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 19:16 (nineteen years ago)

i have teh hots for my optometrist. she wants a follow up appointment = she digs me back, obvs.

i don't know why but this made my day.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 19:18 (nineteen years ago)

astigmata

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hc_i4VlstTc

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.aapcc.org/images/Logo_2004.jpg

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

poison HEP HEP HEP HEP

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

i'm feeling the same way dude, wtf.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Tuesday, 12 December 2006 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

"http://media.collegepublisher.com/media/paper472/stills/n1r7y26v.jpg"

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 20:22 (nineteen years ago)

dammit

IMG SRC="http://media.collegepublisher.com/media/paper472/stills/n1r7y26v.jpg"

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

lolllz

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Tuesday, 12 December 2006 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

dammit

I am sandbox retarded

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 20:24 (nineteen years ago)

O! How the mighty have fallen.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 20:24 (nineteen years ago)

just do regular HTML dude. You have been gone so long you cannot post pix anymore :(

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Tuesday, 12 December 2006 20:24 (nineteen years ago)

haha i love the turn the dropout thread has taken compared to the ivy one.

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 20:32 (nineteen years ago)

http://images.ibsys.com/2004/1206/3975355_200X150.jpg
i also like this cat

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

serious cat, hating its life

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Tuesday, 12 December 2006 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.booksfromkorea.org/bookimage/cat%20schoolbg.jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 20:40 (nineteen years ago)

Did you mean: ct school dropout

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 20:42 (nineteen years ago)

cat school looks like it rules

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Tuesday, 12 December 2006 20:42 (nineteen years ago)

I am just drawing images with a sharpie on my screen now. It is easier.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 20:43 (nineteen years ago)

[13:54] Ross: you've gotta stop living in the most depressing sit-com ever
[13:54] Ross: next to Caroline in the City

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 20:45 (nineteen years ago)

I would just like to say: Adobe Acrobat Professional? You rule my world.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

Spending most of a Saturday walking to and from Georgetown kinda sucks. Five Guys burger was OK.

I thought abt going to that Oranges Band show, I didn't know Pete69 was on the bill.

No, stay out of the Omega DC; it's not "lame" in a way you would find "fun."

― Dr M (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 21:20 (nineteen years ago)

i went to some kinda fun gay video bar in dc months ago, but i can't remember what it was called.

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 21:22 (nineteen years ago)

next time DM

― 69 (pete), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 21:23 (nineteen years ago)

hey Ally, at Tower today I got "Fierce Freestyle Classics: The Collection", a 61-track 3-disc set mixed by THE MIXTRESS. Came out to like $10. There was another copy there.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 21:37 (nineteen years ago)

61 Freestyle Classics >>>>> 69 Love Songs

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 21:40 (nineteen years ago)

That seems like a completely OTM statement, without having listened to these Fierce Freestyle Classics yet. Where the hell is the Tower? The one in Foggy Bottom?? That is still open?

We should go to the gay bar around the way from the Bricknothavingbeerskellar. It always looks very inviting, with the firey bits and all.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Tuesday, 12 December 2006 21:49 (nineteen years ago)

It's also right by Cafe Japone so, hey, if it sucks, karaoke time.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Tuesday, 12 December 2006 21:49 (nineteen years ago)

Dragon Quest XI will be exclusive to the Nintendo DS, guys.

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 21:51 (nineteen years ago)

but hey, if it sucks, karaoke time.

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 21:51 (nineteen years ago)

people on DC thread need to discover instant messenger
-- obi strip (mikeoptin...), December 12th, 2006.

OH NO HE DIDNT

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 21:52 (nineteen years ago)

But hey karaoke sucks, so let's drink beer and play Tony Hawk

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 21:52 (nineteen years ago)

sanskrit is one of the lamest noize board denizens, why u pay attention MW.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Tuesday, 12 December 2006 21:57 (nineteen years ago)

Tony Hawk kind of sucks, guys.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Tuesday, 12 December 2006 21:57 (nineteen years ago)

xpost

only until the end of the year then like a new leaf i spring forward like a butterfly. . .Jesus AM I GAY????

TONY HAWK RULES YOU LIAR

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 21:58 (nineteen years ago)

Have you guys been in the downstairs back room of Japone? It's kind of a freakish coke grotto.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 22:00 (nineteen years ago)

I'm sorry, I meant to say Tony Hawk is not "lame" in a way that is "fun" ;_1

xpost Brian that is all of Cafe Japone

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Tuesday, 12 December 2006 22:02 (nineteen years ago)

true

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 22:09 (nineteen years ago)

many handsome bruthas in the upstairs of The Fireplace

― Dr M (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 22:16 (nineteen years ago)

this week, oy

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 12 December 2006 22:47 (nineteen years ago)

Things you notice when you come to work at 6:35 am.

1. Buildings where the lights and the escalators are apparently never turned off, because you can see that they are active, but the doors are locked and nobody is inside yet (this is the 555 12th St office building containing the Barnes & Noble + ESPNZone downtown, I use it as a shortcut most mornings)

2. No traffic. No tourists. Barely any people at all. No sunshine, nothing. I like it.

3. So why the fuck are there still so many people on the train?

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 11:58 (nineteen years ago)

Also:

SavetheInternet.com has booked the Gibson Guitar Factory in Memphis to party for the future of the Internet.

What: SavetheInternet.com's Party for the Future
When: January 11, from 9 p.m. until closing
Where: Gibson Guitar Factory, Memphis (Map)
Who: SavetheInternet.com Coalition
How Much: See below

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 12:00 (nineteen years ago)

plus HOUSE MD is totally Murder, She Wrote with a crazy asshole opiate addict in place of a sweet old lady. Also at least Jessica Fletcher had to travel different places to encounter different insanely convoluted mysteries, whereas House would have us believe there is this one hospital that the entirety of the American healthcare system sends all their cryptopathology cases to.

"Ma'am, I have no fuckin' idea what is wrong with you, I mean, obviously a LOT of things are wrong with you, but twenty years of residency and I'm just like damn. We're going to put you on a helicopter to Teeveeland Presbyterian, they have this huge prick who can figure out anything, you just have to put up with being called a moron every three minutes."

AND, to top it off, last night, what is the deal with that cop and what kind of Total Information Awareness shit is he keyed into that he knows about bad scrips being picked up within 24 hours? This guy doesn't need to be busting jerk doctors, he needs his own show where he pulls passive-aggressive hardass shit on seditionist counterfeiters and international terror masterminds as a loose cannon who works for the Secret Service.

Any Tuesday Night Takedowns to report?

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 12:35 (nineteen years ago)

People on the subway at 6:00am - cleaners, prep cooks, dishwashers, warehouse guys

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 12:58 (nineteen years ago)

Subway demographics become progressively wealthier as the morning wears on and start declining to a plateau around 10:30 or so

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 12:59 (nineteen years ago)

I get the subway at 630am. I get a seat:)

Longcat, is it really that long? I saw the original pic and if i do that to my cat, he is also long

Yoopers, it sounds interesting.

Talking of which, this map is awesome

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/45/Census-2000-Data-Top-US-Ancestries-by-County.jpg

― Danny Beltway (hb262), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 13:08 (nineteen years ago)

My favorite thing about that map is that it accurately portrays the Southeast as a bitter game of monopoly between "Americans" and black people

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 13:26 (nineteen years ago)

plus HOUSE MD is totally Murder, She Wrote with a crazy asshole opiate addict in place of a sweet old lady.

OTM

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 13:28 (nineteen years ago)

cleaners, prep cooks, dishwashers, warehouse guys

No, this is DC. If those folks bother to ride the subway they ride it even earlier. Just about everybody on my line was more dressed up than me (not saying much)

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 13:40 (nineteen years ago)

no tuesday night takedowns to report here, tho cnn's senior pentagon correspondent basically wanted to kick my ass for various crimes against tv journalism

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 13:54 (nineteen years ago)

hot

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 13:55 (nineteen years ago)

feds be on the subway early - flex schedules = "OMG I am so awesome I can leave at 2pm and take the Metro back to Springfield and not have any traffic as I drive another 40 miles back home to Spotsylvania County"

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 13:58 (nineteen years ago)

who the hell is danny beltway?

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 14:00 (nineteen years ago)

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/resources/2006/12/danny%20devito%20drunk%20view.jpg

???

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 14:01 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.filmreference.com/images/sjff_03_img1107.jpg

???

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 14:15 (nineteen years ago)

Actually Brian those feds on flex schedules just leave at 2 or 3pm whether they get in early or not. Why bother actually showing up when nobody else is around to say you didn't, besides a couple of contractors?

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 14:15 (nineteen years ago)

'BOT speaks truth.

Also, I think my appendix just burst.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 14:24 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.jakehowlett.com/tuckshop/wrappers/sweets/fruits/starburst-joosters.jpg

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 14:28 (nineteen years ago)

plz expand on desired ass kicking, alex

― 1/2 paleontologist 1/2 basketball player (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 14:42 (nineteen years ago)

Why is Danny Glover in boxerz

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 14:42 (nineteen years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/135/321328373_198548aa62_o.png

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 14:45 (nineteen years ago)

note "order prints" button on Flickr page.

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 14:46 (nineteen years ago)

you know how we run the thing where people send in occasionally made-up and nearly always exaggerated sightings of not-quite-famous people? one of them was him, once, and it implied that he went home with some chick who wasn't his wife.

he had a lengthy explanation, and i neglected to point out that i wasn't his wife either, so why do i give a shit.

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

Okay, linking the Onion is so last week but this is funnys

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/56321

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

that is kind of sub-MAD (Cracked) magazine level of funny, mr. que. what do I pay you people for?

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 14:59 (nineteen years ago)

You haven't paid me IN YEARS! ALL YOUR CHECKS HAVE BOUNCED, Dr.HUMOR

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 15:00 (nineteen years ago)

I bank with Nerf

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 15:02 (nineteen years ago)

what does does this "Met Ro" in D.C. open its gates to the public, Tom?

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 15:12 (nineteen years ago)

I asked google and it said 5am weekdays, 7am weekends

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 15:13 (nineteen years ago)

I love how we all watch House now

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 15:19 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, who is danny? from frostburg? I like frostburg, it's a cute little college town.. and then again, what I just thought of was a close friend in high school living there with a bunch of drug dealers

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 15:25 (nineteen years ago)

I don't watch House! it's the same thing every week! house takes drugs, behaves like a know it all prick, breaks rules, solves case. it's unbearable. I'm still watching Wire reruns, I should just buy the whole series on DVD.

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 15:29 (nineteen years ago)

last night i drank a bottle of wine, ate ethiopian food, did laundry and played guitar. today i feel AWESOME, for reals.

― 1/2 paleontologist 1/2 basketball player (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 15:30 (nineteen years ago)

yeah guitars are awesome.

i was exaggerating about House, just like Belgians yesterday.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 15:33 (nineteen years ago)

last night I watched part of scarborough country as a panel of experts had a giant bug out over iranian president holding conference denying the holocaust. it's like, guys, of course it is ridiculous what he's doing. do not feed mahmoud ahmadinejad, international troll.

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 15:36 (nineteen years ago)

haha that is sooooooo OTM

― 1/2 paleontologist 1/2 basketball player (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 15:37 (nineteen years ago)

Hey Brian have you played with http://sketchup.google.com/

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 15:38 (nineteen years ago)

I mean, it's probably kind of a fun job, you know, being president and not having much in the way of political power so you may as well troll the ENTIRE WORLD

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 15:40 (nineteen years ago)

Longcat isn't really that long, if you do that with my cats they also look very long, Danny beltway is pretty much OTM on that one.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 13 December 2006 15:44 (nineteen years ago)

guys do we want to have a Christmas party or not.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 13 December 2006 15:44 (nineteen years ago)

i think danny beltway is a private eye

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 15:47 (nineteen years ago)

he sees your every move.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 13 December 2006 15:47 (nineteen years ago)

guys do we want to have a Christmas party or not.
-- Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (garance8...), December 13th, 2006.

Party yes, Christmas no. I say a party to welcome in the new year in Jan. some time but I am Mr. Grinch

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 15:49 (nineteen years ago)

yeah sure! i got a fucking week off and i'm trying to think of things to do with it other than fry a lot and drown the sorrows of what's gonna be a particularly sorrowful holiday season. i have family shit the 24th and then drunk christmas the 25th but other than that...nada.

― 1/2 paleontologist 1/2 basketball player (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 15:53 (nineteen years ago)

I have not Sketched Up, BOT. It looks like a pretty fun program, but unfortunately it's just not set up to do the things I need to be able to do with it.

DEAR ADOBE: please please please come out with a CAD program.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 15:56 (nineteen years ago)

Mark that is lame, we're not going to have a "mid-January party". I was thinking the Fri or Sat before Xmas. Or we can just say fuck it, whoever is around we go to bar and thn just worry about the Super Bowl party and make it extra extravaganzaous.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 13 December 2006 15:57 (nineteen years ago)

We should have a DC ILX corporate christmas party where we take up a small private room at a bar and have a bad buffet and decorations and thank people for their hard work and look forward to 2007.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 15:58 (nineteen years ago)

Or we get really drunk and fire everyoen.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 13 December 2006 16:02 (nineteen years ago)

as long as there's ill-advised making out, i am there

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 16:04 (nineteen years ago)

anyone want a "do not disturb" sign with wolf blitzer's face on it? because i have like 6. it's perfect for when you're fucking wolf blitzer in a hotel.

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 16:04 (nineteen years ago)

aka "tuesday"

― 1/2 paleontologist 1/2 basketball player (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 16:06 (nineteen years ago)

I vote we make reservations for 10 at J. Paul's, dress up, act like complete pricks and make lots of toasts. Ring a ding ding, Kofi Annan.

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 16:07 (nineteen years ago)

ZR's tuesday takedown safety bitch revealed

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 16:08 (nineteen years ago)

anyone want a "do not disturb" sign with wolf blitzer's face on it? because i have like 6. it's perfect for when you're fucking wolf blitzer in a hotel.

hi dere.

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 16:09 (nineteen years ago)

http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/1867/185201xdgcwjm7.jpg

internet, sometimes you worry me

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 16:11 (nineteen years ago)

otto, come to dc, i'll give you one.

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 16:11 (nineteen years ago)

dang. memphis, san diego, nyc are my next trips, maybe dc in the spring. save me one, ok?

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 16:12 (nineteen years ago)

We should have a DC ILX corporate christmas party where we take up a small private room at a bar and have a bad buffet and decorations and thank people for their hard work and look forward to 2007.
-- Brian Miller (brian.mille...), December 13th, 2006.

YES I DO THIS

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 16:15 (nineteen years ago)

-- Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (garance8...), December 13th, 2006. (Allyzay Eisenschefter)

i cant do friday or sat before xmas, but id definitely like to still have xmas dinner on actual xmas. is anybody feelin that?

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 16:15 (nineteen years ago)

seriously let's wear ties and shit and get a big table at some terrible dickhead gtown/downtown place where they give you country club airline rewards points for ordering the appetizers or some shit

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 16:17 (nineteen years ago)

YES YES YES YES I WILL YES

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 16:20 (nineteen years ago)

^^^ cannot remember if this is just a diamond ad slogan or a lit reference as well?

― 1/2 paleontologist 1/2 basketball player (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 16:27 (nineteen years ago)

uh who is paying for this again?

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 13 December 2006 16:27 (nineteen years ago)

J Paul's party menu!

http://www.j-pauls.com/dir/menus/g_party.aspx

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 16:28 (nineteen years ago)

it's from james joyce's blood diamonds

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 16:29 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.historyguide.org/images/joyce.jpg
"These ain't conflict diamonds, is they? Jacob, don't lie to me, man."

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 16:32 (nineteen years ago)

blood diamonds, bro

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 16:32 (nineteen years ago)

ha ha ha. no zr it's from Molly Bloom's soliloquy at the end of Ulysses and I hope Leo does part of it in Blood Diamond

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 16:33 (nineteen years ago)

A buck fifty for a single chicken wing!

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 16:33 (nineteen years ago)

oh riiiiiiiiight! yeah cool, it was also used rather prominently in a set of engagement ring ads over the summer.

― 1/2 paleontologist 1/2 basketball player (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 16:34 (nineteen years ago)

or we could just wear bad suits and ties and go to Big Hunt.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 16:37 (nineteen years ago)

yea yeah it's pretty funny to see that shit on the sides of buses.

also, i think people have the right idea about xmas parties so i renounce my grinchiness

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 16:38 (nineteen years ago)

THERE AIN'T NO CHRISTMAS PARTY LIKE A HUNAN CHRISTMAS PARTY

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 16:38 (nineteen years ago)

AW FUCK YES

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 16:44 (nineteen years ago)

please to photoshop "Bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonnerronntuonnthunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthurnuk" on the side of a bus

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 16:46 (nineteen years ago)

i sorta want an unironic nice-ish dinner! doesnt need to be expensive at all, but i really want some trad-cheer with dudes...

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 16:48 (nineteen years ago)

oh that would be fun too. you guys are getting me in the spirit.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 16:48 (nineteen years ago)

best RSS feed ever:
Radiohead's OK Computer - www.explorefaith.org - Insight into the music and lyrics of the band's new release

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 16:52 (nineteen years ago)

well I was all set to offer up our apartment as a venue but it seems like once again we get stuck at the basics. Unless somebody wants to pony up $100 to deposit on the rental I doubt we're actually going to get a party room?

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 16:53 (nineteen years ago)

"we" get stuck at the basics? "We" do? Oh really?

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 13 December 2006 16:55 (nineteen years ago)

guys let's look at it in terms of any room we get is a party room

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 16:56 (nineteen years ago)

i guess i figured it wouldnt be necessary, since presumably not everyone would be able to or want to do it - i mean, i know already that zack and alex cant make a 12/25 dinner...

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 16:57 (nineteen years ago)

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/yarly-34109.jpg

I am t'internet t'wit.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 16:57 (nineteen years ago)

are christmas night reservations impossible to get this late?

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 16:58 (nineteen years ago)

no, why woudl they be

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 13 December 2006 17:04 (nineteen years ago)

i think a lot of people in the city probably go out for xmas dinner - brian, any experience?

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 17:05 (nineteen years ago)

ok basics such as which day are also making this impossible. Pete why are you suggesting actual christmas? I thought friday/saturday was plan

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 17:05 (nineteen years ago)

I have lived in cities almost my entire life and have never been invited to nor have I arranged a Christmas night event in a restaurant. They're always at people's houses.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 13 December 2006 17:06 (nineteen years ago)

maybe if they have a party upstairs we can crash that

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 17:08 (nineteen years ago)

You'd be a fool to try it over here all public transport stops at about 9pm and they take the roads in at 10.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 17:08 (nineteen years ago)

these people i know went out for christmas once, though. these dogs broke into their house and ate their christmas turkey, so the father took them all out to dinner at a chinese restaurant and they ate duck.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 17:08 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.xkcd.com/verizon/verizon.jpg

yeah and then they shot their eyes out with bb-guns, right?

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 13 December 2006 17:11 (nineteen years ago)

no, that's the end of the story. like i think the waiters sang to them or something, but that's it.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 17:12 (nineteen years ago)

- i suggested christmas to ally like two months ago, and she seemed interested, so i figured id see what everybody else thought
- i cant do friday/saturday, and im more interested in dinner than a party
- i know youve lived in cities your whole life, ally, but brian knows more about restaurants than you - i wasnt trying to say you didnt know what you were talking about

if anyone is interested in having a nice-ish dinner on christmas night, just email me - on-board planning is awful!

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 17:13 (nineteen years ago)

I was interested in dinner, I'm not the person that can't keep a conversation straight. Forget it, I'm not really that interested in Christmas in general this year, I only asked because Mr. "Let's rent a party room" wouldn't shut up last night about inviting people to our house for a party.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 13 December 2006 17:15 (nineteen years ago)

http://static.mintchaos.com/onna/images/party%20bus.jpg
CHRISTMAS PARTY BUS, PEOPLE

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 17:16 (nineteen years ago)

haha that reminds me that at some point last night i arrived at cafe japone in a limo.

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 17:18 (nineteen years ago)

my fam goes out for xmas eve dinner every year, bros! it ain't that hard to get together.

i still say yes to hangout/party/eating, although not on fri/sat. the only way these things ever work is if dudes just set a date and time, and the people who can come do and the people who can't don't and nobody's feelings get hurt and really it's not a big deal and hardly worth stressing out over.

― 1/2 paleontologist 1/2 basketball player (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 17:19 (nineteen years ago)

That is a fucking lot of pretzels

http://static.mintchaos.com/onna/images/katie%20before.jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 17:20 (nineteen years ago)

i think, for the sake of keeping me entertained, you guys should all start eating lunch at your desks.

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 17:39 (nineteen years ago)

http://home.flash.net/~rayearle/Pfiles/Out_to_Lunch.png

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 17:43 (nineteen years ago)

I should actually, uh, go to the office first. then go out for lunch. :)

afraid I can't do xmas night dinner, will be out of town trying to get along with my family.. fun fun fun. but outside of 24th to 27th can get together. korean food! dim sum? where is good dim sum?

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 17:47 (nineteen years ago)

can we switch this to a confused, million-post tangent about new years plans so i can contribute?

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 17:52 (nineteen years ago)

let's have it at zack's house, or at charlie palmer's, with ties, and wings. and ride a party bus. to the raven. or teh big hunt. and we'll all be dressed like the axe recovery team.

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 17:53 (nineteen years ago)

zack's house where we form double drummer fall cover band alex you are the singer and we cover Eat Yrself Fitter @ Smith Point.

LOCK THREAD

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 17:54 (nineteen years ago)

WHATS A COMPUTER?

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 18:01 (nineteen years ago)

This thread has been locked by the secret straight-back ogre.

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

LOL @ LNS EATING EACH OTHER

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 18:13 (nineteen years ago)

dar1a, there are a few awes dim sum places around here - my favorites are in rockville - A&J and joe's noodle house. oriental east in silver spring is great too. chinatown has a few good ones, and falls church/annandale is like rockville south (or vice versa), but i prefer MD...

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 18:15 (nineteen years ago)

Christmas in restaurants usually isn't too full, but a lot of them are closed and a lot offer special christmas menus. Hotel restaurants are all open.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 18:32 (nineteen years ago)

EAT EACH OTHER

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

EAT SOME MORE PUSSY

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 18:54 (nineteen years ago)

CHARMED TO MEET YA

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

OMG Al-Jazeera just showed an item on robot camel jockeys. My life won't be complete until I have one.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowlDC/original/hcnn26.jpg
in ur situation room, regrettin my willingness to pose for drunk pictures

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:35 (nineteen years ago)

anyway otto, that's what they look like. a full body shot of wolf is on the back. sadly, it doesn't say anything about needing maid service.

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:36 (nineteen years ago)

who is the lady

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:37 (nineteen years ago)

1iz g0rm@n, photographer and candidate for "same expression in every photo" .gif

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:39 (nineteen years ago)

ok because of the green coat I was gonna post "I HAS AN ELF" but then realized that'd be really offensive if that was yr sister or gf or something.

ps
http://www.smcm.edu/users/shdowling/dappercat.jpg

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 13 December 2006 22:44 (nineteen years ago)

69 What do you listen to?? You look like the top-40 type (but obv. aren't if you're on ILX)

-- RIYL Christiane F. (MyNameIsActuallyStev...), December 13th, 2006 10:57 PM. (drowned in milk) (later) (link)

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 13 December 2006 23:29 (nineteen years ago)

hey hey WMATA
yer fare proposal sucks

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 14 December 2006 13:46 (nineteen years ago)

hey hey federal government
yer paltry support of the public transit system that keeps you alive has forced this upon us

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Thursday, 14 December 2006 14:08 (nineteen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/7a/Supply-and-demand.svg/240px-Supply-and-demand.svg.png

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Thursday, 14 December 2006 14:11 (nineteen years ago)

SERIOUSLY WTF? NEVER EVER RIDING THE TRAIN AGAIN. THANK GOD ALL I DO IS USE SMARTRIP TO RIDE BUS!

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 14 December 2006 14:18 (nineteen years ago)

estimated average tourist time at farecard machine after new rate system: 28 minutes

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 14 December 2006 14:19 (nineteen years ago)

oh fuck you d.c.

also, tom, alex, and mysterious danny beltway COMPLETELY FUCKING RIGHT ON STUPID WTC MEMORIAL THREAD.

― 1/2 paleontologist 1/2 basketball player (teenagequiet), Thursday, 14 December 2006 14:22 (nineteen years ago)

why is that thread only DC and british people

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 14 December 2006 14:25 (nineteen years ago)

also, 69 totally OTM in the public college thread

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 14 December 2006 14:26 (nineteen years ago)

lol 69 OTM all the time amirite?

― 1/2 paleontologist 1/2 basketball player (teenagequiet), Thursday, 14 December 2006 14:27 (nineteen years ago)

UNH

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 14 December 2006 14:30 (nineteen years ago)

LOL 69 OTM ATT, BLUE, 42, HUT HUT!!!!

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Thursday, 14 December 2006 14:30 (nineteen years ago)

hey - me and ally and tom are going to bistrot du coin for christmas dinner (on the evening of the 25th, natch) - anyone else want in?

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 14 December 2006 14:33 (nineteen years ago)

dead moon broke up ;_;

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 14 December 2006 14:40 (nineteen years ago)

yeah das a bummer. they were awesome both times i saw em

― 1/2 paleontologist 1/2 basketball player (teenagequiet), Thursday, 14 December 2006 14:42 (nineteen years ago)

i never got to see them. at least they have a doc out.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 14 December 2006 14:43 (nineteen years ago)

at least they have a doc out

most indie rock statement ever

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 14 December 2006 14:50 (nineteen years ago)

YO MR. QUE MAYBE YOU SHOULD READ THREADS BEFORE YOU POST TO THEM HINT HINT

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Thursday, 14 December 2006 14:59 (nineteen years ago)

http://7wonders.usa.googlepages.com/home

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Thursday, 14 December 2006 15:14 (nineteen years ago)

7 wonders of Ohio is quite something

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Thursday, 14 December 2006 15:17 (nineteen years ago)

whoa, including TERMINAL TOWER!

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 14 December 2006 15:18 (nineteen years ago)

How is Blelvis not on the DC list of wonders?

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 14 December 2006 15:31 (nineteen years ago)

roving wonders

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 14 December 2006 15:32 (nineteen years ago)

wtf are you guys talking about with the fare hike?

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 14 December 2006 15:36 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/12/13/AR2006121302341.html

― 1/2 paleontologist 1/2 basketball player (teenagequiet), Thursday, 14 December 2006 15:37 (nineteen years ago)

if u don't get it u don't get it

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 14 December 2006 15:41 (nineteen years ago)

I don't really have a problem with it except HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO CHANGE YOUR RIDING HABITS when the "peaks" are from 5AM TO 9:30 AM and 3PM TO 7:30PM??? That seems an unreasonable length of time to claim as peaks? Also, will I have to pay 2 35c surcharges because that would be retarded.

xpost Brian I don't "read" your so-called "newspapers" so I needed a "link" to know wtf you are "talking" about!!!

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 14 December 2006 15:41 (nineteen years ago)

Why don't they just put up a sign saying TOURISTS NOT ALLOWED TO USE TRAINS, that would actually significantly solve problems.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 14 December 2006 15:42 (nineteen years ago)

i love the bus, guys.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 14 December 2006 15:43 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.nausicaa.net/miyazaki/museum/mei/images/Page2_small.jpg

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 14 December 2006 15:45 (nineteen years ago)

http://subway.umka.org/maps/montreal.gif

― Frankie Carvalho (hb262), Thursday, 14 December 2006 15:46 (nineteen years ago)

i love the bus, guys.

-- Mr. Que (pelagi...), December 14th, 2006. (Party with me Punker)

seriously - keep me above ground, thanks.

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 14 December 2006 15:48 (nineteen years ago)

http://themot.org/gallery/d/61522-1/GarfieldJacobsLadder.gif

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 14 December 2006 15:50 (nineteen years ago)

oh yes!!!!!!!!!!

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 14 December 2006 15:51 (nineteen years ago)

the kittenbus is refusing to load up tho

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 14 December 2006 15:56 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.sonofthesouth.net/leefoundation/civil-war/1861/june/cartoon-civil-war.jpg

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 14 December 2006 16:27 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8VTmy5clHk&eurl=

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Thursday, 14 December 2006 16:29 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.higashiko.net/nekobus/kkittenride.jpg

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 14 December 2006 16:30 (nineteen years ago)

I DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT COMIC AT ALL. Does the cat have the bourbon or the rooster? Why does it say "Unions"? Who is the death cat supposed to be?

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 14 December 2006 16:30 (nineteen years ago)

That is dumb but basically the same system we have in London. (although we don't bother with the afternoon peak as people go to the pub or shops before going home and spread out the peak, there is your solutions there's a two drink minimum before you can ride the subway)

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 14 December 2006 16:31 (nineteen years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/144/321525946_89bf89d9ec.jpg?v=0

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 14 December 2006 16:40 (nineteen years ago)

^^^^^^^^^ best

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 14 December 2006 16:44 (nineteen years ago)

oh man kittenbus is so rad

― 1/2 paleontologist 1/2 basketball player (teenagequiet), Thursday, 14 December 2006 16:54 (nineteen years ago)

guys I keep thinking "Sen. Tim Johnson (D-SD) had a stroke" is a DC thread title.

oh well, here comes 2 hours of office secret santa...

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 14 December 2006 16:58 (nineteen years ago)

i don't know what the hell is going on in that cartoon but i want it to be my next tattoo

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 14 December 2006 16:58 (nineteen years ago)

that would rule the hardest

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 14 December 2006 16:59 (nineteen years ago)

dude alex i love that T&J episode with "is you is" in it, too

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 14 December 2006 17:07 (nineteen years ago)

ok seriously between people who purposefully misunderstand jokes to show off knowledges and really dumb britishes i think this board would be better off merging with something awful.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 14 December 2006 17:12 (nineteen years ago)

really dumb britishes
really dumb britishes
really dumb britishes

Yes.

people who purposefully misunderstand jokes to show off knowledges

HUH?

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 14 December 2006 17:23 (nineteen years ago)

jaymc?

― danno martinez (danno martinez), Thursday, 14 December 2006 17:23 (nineteen years ago)

('bout par for the course, I'd say)

― danno martinez (danno martinez), Thursday, 14 December 2006 17:28 (nineteen years ago)

wvs jaymc is a bro

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 14 December 2006 17:29 (nineteen years ago)

Oh I totally agree, I'm just saying that's how he rolls from time to time.

― danno martinez (danno martinez), Thursday, 14 December 2006 17:31 (nineteen years ago)

I'm not talking about jaymc, no, he's just weird. I'm not naming names dude but it's like at least 7 people, none of which are on this thread and none of which are jaymc so stop hatin'.

that 9/11 thread is like totally nuts with the people who are like "yes and also Santa is bringing me a wii!"

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 14 December 2006 17:33 (nineteen years ago)

that 9/11 is just nuts in general. myself included.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 14 December 2006 17:34 (nineteen years ago)

xpost my misunderstanding, no hating intended

― danno martinez (danno martinez), Thursday, 14 December 2006 17:34 (nineteen years ago)

nah nah dude I am not being too serious. the hatin' is metaphorical.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 14 December 2006 17:37 (nineteen years ago)

http://pics.livejournal.com/lara7/pic/0004yspf

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 14 December 2006 17:42 (nineteen years ago)

ZARDOZ CAT

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Thursday, 14 December 2006 17:43 (nineteen years ago)

hahahahahahahaha that RULES

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 14 December 2006 17:48 (nineteen years ago)

Commurbia

lincolnia et al

― Bridge over Holmes Run (hb262), Thursday, 14 December 2006 17:51 (nineteen years ago)

so what should I do, dudes? Like, in general, what would be a good thing to do around here.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 14 December 2006 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

besides this, obviously: http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/cls/209674471.html

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 14 December 2006 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

should I really whack KLG's broken ipod with sad ipod face with the back of my hand? The interweb says yes.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 14 December 2006 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

Witchcraft 101 Class Registering Now
Reply to: [email protected]
Date: 2006-09-11, 10:34AM EDT

Join us Monday evenings beginning the last week of September at Esoterica in Leesburg, VA, for Witchcraft 101. Classes are taught through the Tradition of the Witches Circle, based in Virginia. This class is for those just beginning their exploration of earth-based faith.

The Tradition of the Witches Circle is an eclectic international order of men and women dedicated to the God, Goddess, Elements and Earth. Witchcraft 101 focuses on the history of Witchcraft, the Goddess, God, Elements, meditation, sacred space, tools, rituals, and personal empowerment. The first level essentially serves as a foundation for daily spiritual practice. Students observe the seasons, connect with the moon, and begin meditation and energy work. Classes can be taken individually on a drop-in basis or as a full course, complete with closing certificate. Fully Matriculated students receive one green binder containing course materials printed on parchment paper, a frameable certificate per level, a meditation CD and chanting CD.

The two required texts for Matriculated Students are Origins of Modern Witchcraft by Ann Moura and God/Goddess: Exploring and Celebrating the Two Sides of Wiccan Deity by A.J. Drew and Patricia Telesco.

Classes cost $10 per class for drop-in students unless otherwise noted. The cost for the complete Witchcraft 101 course and Matriculated Student Package is $130.00.

Classes take place every Monday evening at Esoterica (with the exception of some High Holiday rituals) and run from 7 to 9 pm. You can preregister at the store by signing up at the front desk, calling 703-777-4642 or online at http://esotericaofleesburg.com/WC101.html

Sept 25 What is Witchcraft? Learn the basics of the path

Oct 2 Meditation, Grounding and Centering

Oct 9 Open Full Moon Ritual

Oct 16 The Goddess and the Esbats

Oct 23 The God and the Sabbats

Nov 2 (Thurs) Samhain Class and Ritual with Witchcraft 301 Class

Nov 6 The Elements and Elementals

Nov 13 Altars and Tools

Nov 20 Dark Moon Ritual

Nov 27 Magickal Name

Dec 4 Writing Your Own Rituals

Dec 11 Creating and Performing Rites of Passage

Dec 21 (Thurs) Yule Ritual with Witchcraft 301 class

Jan 8 Understanding Karma

Jan 15 Egyptian Witchcraft

Jan 22 Celtic Witchcraft

Jan 29 The God and Goddess chant

Feb 5 Imbolc class and ritual

Feb 12 Make up class for matriculated students

Feb 19 Initiation Ritual for matriculated students

xpost I don't think that will help, dude.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 14 December 2006 19:36 (nineteen years ago)

no apparently it does

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 14 December 2006 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

why not the front of your hand? In what way do you expect it to help, besides being satisfying?

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 14 December 2006 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

12/13-12/27: Strip Aerobics Class/Moving Violations
Reply to: [email protected]
Date: 2006-12-06, 5:09PM EST

Fire it up with this hot workout routine. Learn moves that will not only increase your heart rate, but are sure to get you jewelry!

Come to the Beyond Wellness Studio in Old Town, Manassas at 7:30 every Wednessday and put some sizzle in your middle!

^^^^^^^^^^ what does "Moving Violantions" and "jewelry" have to do wih any of this??

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 14 December 2006 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

BOO YAAAA

http://www.spillingcoffee.com/2006/07/13/how-to-fix-an-ipod-with-the-sad-ipod-icon/

http://digg.com/apple/How_To_Fix_an_Ipod_with_the_Sad_iPod_Icon

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 14 December 2006 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

haha dude...is it out of warranty? If so, I think you should just open the thing up and reconnect the cable if you think that is what is up.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 14 December 2006 19:45 (nineteen years ago)

yep. that's the plan.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 14 December 2006 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

I think banging it around has too much risk tho I guess actually opening the damn thing does as well

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 14 December 2006 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

bangin it around (too much risk mix)

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Thursday, 14 December 2006 19:54 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.showandtellonline.com/images_splash/pete.jpg

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 14 December 2006 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

im the blonde on the left

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 14 December 2006 20:05 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.poopsheetfoundation.com/covers/shop-sample-pages/pete-the-pit-bull-sample-1.jpg

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 14 December 2006 21:54 (nineteen years ago)

Dear all companies that sent my office christmas cards/cookies/chocolates/etc.: thanks!

Dear company that sent my 50-person office one bottle of nice champagne: wtf?

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 14 December 2006 21:54 (nineteen years ago)

lol: http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/sls/248539634.html

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 14 December 2006 22:04 (nineteen years ago)

in case people don't get that, that's my job. for less than I am currently making, never mind less than what the raise I supposedly (read: will never) get soon is. nando was totally right, they fired all the other reps because they wanted to shoot the base salary down to a retardedly-below-industry-standard level.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 14 December 2006 22:07 (nineteen years ago)

plz to put in job description "also you have to hate yourself a lot to continue working here for more than 2 years"

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 14 December 2006 22:07 (nineteen years ago)

I also just found a job posting for a company looking for someone to subtitle Spanish/Latin American films into English...."No knowledge of Spanish required"????????? This explains everything.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 14 December 2006 22:11 (nineteen years ago)

guys WTF WTF WTF is this job??! I clicked on it thinking, hmmm, do some after-hours working helping out a charity, that sounds nice, and UHHHH this is not a charity needing help with "cooking, serving, gift-wrapping"...:
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/etc/248319967.html

hahaha wtf!!!!!!!

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 14 December 2006 22:13 (nineteen years ago)

$14 an hour though.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 14 December 2006 22:17 (nineteen years ago)

"Douchebags who cannot wrap their own Christmas gifts need help" should be the title of that ad, I would apply for it if they were more honest.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 14 December 2006 22:18 (nineteen years ago)

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/etc/247944861.html
^^^^^^^ waht!

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 14 December 2006 22:19 (nineteen years ago)

Ally's Truth In Advertising Act will make every employer begin ads with "douchebags need help"

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 14 December 2006 22:20 (nineteen years ago)

Well I do wish these job postings would be more descriptive in the titles, on all of these job boards. I mean, I just read one and it was like, oh, really, this job sounds awesome! Yeah! Go to click apply and get to the LAST LINE of the posting which all of a sudden throws in that this company is a Conservative Christian publishing group. THANKS FOR WASTING MY TIME :\

Greenpeace, btw, would not need so many people begging for money if they'd stop spending $400/day on Craigslist ads.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 14 December 2006 22:23 (nineteen years ago)

"Greenpeace douchebags need help not wasting your money"

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 14 December 2006 22:24 (nineteen years ago)

it's only a matter of time until there's a street team clash between the Greenpeacers and the Zendiks.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 14 December 2006 22:27 (nineteen years ago)

And those guys that ask you in the most flamboyantly gay way possible if they can talk to you about your hair.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 14 December 2006 22:30 (nineteen years ago)

STREET TEAM FITE

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 14 December 2006 22:30 (nineteen years ago)

STREET TEAM FIGHTER II

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 14 December 2006 22:31 (nineteen years ago)

http://blog.wired.com/games/head2.gif

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 14 December 2006 22:31 (nineteen years ago)

STREET TEAM FIGHTER II: STREET TEAM TEEN STEAM TEAM FIGHT

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6301095006.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 14 December 2006 22:32 (nineteen years ago)

why does she have so many...buttons?

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 14 December 2006 22:33 (nineteen years ago)

So the Quiznos that was open in the base of my apartment building closed a month ago and has been replaced by a Naan & Beyond. They didn't change anything about the place so it looks exactly the same (including the big "MMM" and "TASTY" neon signs) but serves pretty damn good indian takeout. It's really making my head hurt, this idea of good food coming out of a Quiznos.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 14 December 2006 22:34 (nineteen years ago)

to let out the teen steam because balling in the backseat generates teen steam steamheat

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 14 December 2006 22:34 (nineteen years ago)

xpost shitpants

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 14 December 2006 22:35 (nineteen years ago)

Naan & Beyond is pretty good though.

xpost how rude

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 14 December 2006 22:35 (nineteen years ago)

that shitpants was for my leaving off the cross post and was not rude in anyway

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 14 December 2006 22:36 (nineteen years ago)

I thoght you were implying something about Indian food.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 14 December 2006 22:36 (nineteen years ago)

nope. sorry. i dig indian food.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 14 December 2006 22:37 (nineteen years ago)

high fives

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 14 December 2006 22:40 (nineteen years ago)

let's party

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 14 December 2006 22:44 (nineteen years ago)

yeah 1/2 price apps (golgapas holla) at Heritage India conn. ave. weekdays 5-7.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 14 December 2006 22:47 (nineteen years ago)

we should do that sometimes.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 14 December 2006 22:52 (nineteen years ago)

dude i L-U-V naan & beyond, the conn & L storefront is one of my top 5 lunch spots!

― 1/2 paleontologist 1/2 basketball player (teenagequiet), Friday, 15 December 2006 05:29 (nineteen years ago)

HI DERE I AM IN CHICAGO BUT AM COMING HOME SOON WHO WANTS TO PLAY THIS WEEKEND?

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 15 December 2006 13:37 (nineteen years ago)

Also: is it sad that I actually miss you ppls when I am out of town for, like, 48 hours?

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 15 December 2006 13:37 (nineteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v134/tracerhand/GarfieldJacobsLadder.gif

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Friday, 15 December 2006 13:38 (nineteen years ago)

I too LUV Naan & Beyond, I eat at 17th & L probably twice a week. The chicken samosa last night at the new location was ON, as were the mint and hot chutneys. But a Quiznos toasting conveyor is no substitute for a tandoor, they best fix that quick.

Net time we're gonna go Big Hunting we should meet at Heritage beforehand.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 15 December 2006 13:47 (nineteen years ago)

Great now I wanna eat Indian food, like, right now. I have eaten nothing but O'Hare Hilton offerings for the past two days, and they have all been uniformly VILE.

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 15 December 2006 13:51 (nineteen years ago)

Really? I have heard GREAT things about Andiamo and Sports Edition.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 15 December 2006 14:00 (nineteen years ago)

Hahaha yeah I've eaten at both those place AND the "Gaslight Tavern", which features sad midwestern waitresses in leotardy things and fishnets and the worlds worst piano-bar singer. It was all so AWEFUL it would have been funny had I been drunk and surrounded by entertaining ppl. I was, however, sober, and by myself :(

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 15 December 2006 14:05 (nineteen years ago)

wow did I really just spell awful that way? That's how bad the food is--it has addled me brane.

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 15 December 2006 14:06 (nineteen years ago)

Gaslight Tavern FAP!

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 15 December 2006 14:18 (nineteen years ago)

dudes this "it's ok to sleep in my contacts" thing is changing my life in all sorts of ways, all of them great

― 1/2 paleontologist 1/2 basketball player (teenagequiet), Friday, 15 December 2006 14:43 (nineteen years ago)

fffftt. . .thanks dad!

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 15 December 2006 14:45 (nineteen years ago)

my dad is in so much trouble, optemetrically, (sp?) with his son.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 15 December 2006 14:46 (nineteen years ago)

yo zack send that funky jam

― 69 (pete), Friday, 15 December 2006 14:49 (nineteen years ago)

I SENT IT, DICKBAG

― 1/2 paleontologist 1/2 basketball player (teenagequiet), Friday, 15 December 2006 14:52 (nineteen years ago)

Ok I was all set to leave room and get on plane when I realized that I have been going on the time shown on my laptop, which is an hour ahead of local time, duh. So now I have to do work for another hour :(

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 15 December 2006 14:58 (nineteen years ago)

Cool check yr email

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 15 December 2006 14:59 (nineteen years ago)

Gaslight Tavern sounds vaguely like that awful Tiki Room the San Francisco crew sent us to and then NEVER SHOWED UP TO HANG OUT WITH US.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 15 December 2006 15:03 (nineteen years ago)

Srsl I guess the waitresses were supposed to look, like, 1920s barmaids or something (tho surely 1920s barmaids did not wear LYCRA LEOTARDS WITH GLITTERY SHIT ON THEM) but instead they were like sub-Hooter's style wanna-be sexies.

I mean, pls to put on some clothes before you bring me my barely edible steak.

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 15 December 2006 15:06 (nineteen years ago)

(xpost) If you're talking about the Tonga Room that place is awesome and I will not tolerate dissent.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 15 December 2006 15:06 (nineteen years ago)

Yes I am talking about the Tonga Room, and that place was complete balls out insane in a way that was absolutely horrible while we were there, but complete hilarious after we left. The "completely hilarious" was probably helped by the fact that their "cocktails" consisted of giant coconuts full to the brim of what I believe was just pure rum.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 15 December 2006 15:11 (nineteen years ago)

I mean, raining, indoors, who decided that was a good idea??

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 15 December 2006 15:12 (nineteen years ago)

I don't see how a band floating out in a rectangular lake in an artificial rainstorm is anything but a good idea. Plus rum.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 15 December 2006 15:18 (nineteen years ago)

tonga room sounds awesome

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 15 December 2006 15:20 (nineteen years ago)

Plus 153,000 45 year old drunken women with no bras on shaking it like a polaroid picture, right in your face, like you want to see their knee nipple action.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 15 December 2006 15:24 (nineteen years ago)

tonga room sounds fabulous

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 15 December 2006 15:25 (nineteen years ago)

ppls will there big hunting tonight?

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 15 December 2006 15:26 (nineteen years ago)

jesus this hilton even manages to make simple cut-up fruit taste bad. I blame Paris.

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 15 December 2006 15:28 (nineteen years ago)

i would big hunt. i'm leaving town tomorrow to escape the law or celebrate easter or something, so it'd be cool to see folks before i go.

zr&pls when do you start driving to partytown?

― a_p (a_p), Friday, 15 December 2006 15:31 (nineteen years ago)

piotr and i are hittin norcar tonight, no can do.

― 1/2 paleontologist 1/2 basketball player (teenagequiet), Friday, 15 December 2006 15:32 (nineteen years ago)

oh man, I hope you have an AWESOME time. pix, pls!

Also: next time take us with you! One of my cardio doc dudes is ready to set me up with b'ball tix!

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 15 December 2006 15:34 (nineteen years ago)

if people go I will stop by but I dunno how much excitement I can handle after exciting 11AM CHRISTMAS PARTY ACTION. :P

hey dudes our friends are in the engagement section of the Express today, they are the people wearing the wax lips.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 15 December 2006 15:35 (nineteen years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/142/323087908_668cd48c7f_o.png
^^^^^ here!

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 15 December 2006 15:38 (nineteen years ago)

Things that are awesome

Twinkies
Outer Banks
Wild Horses done by pretty much anyone except for The Sundays
Fiji

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 15 December 2006 15:46 (nineteen years ago)

I DO NOT WANT TO GO DOWNSTAIRS TO THIS STUPID "HOLIDAY PARTY" PLEASE SOMEONE INVENT A REASON WHY I AM INCAPACITATED TO GO, YOU ALL HAVE ONE (1) MINUTE

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 15 December 2006 15:53 (nineteen years ago)

flesh eating virus

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 15 December 2006 15:56 (nineteen years ago)

polonium-210

― a_p (a_p), Friday, 15 December 2006 15:58 (nineteen years ago)

quincie, blow off whatever work function you're in town for and i'll ditch work and we'll go out and get 'faced by noon central time.

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Friday, 15 December 2006 15:59 (nineteen years ago)

xxp "lady troubles"

― 1/2 paleontologist 1/2 basketball player (teenagequiet), Friday, 15 December 2006 16:02 (nineteen years ago)

ally, say you have the shits. no one wants to talk about it so they will accept this excuse at face value and you'll get to go home.

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Friday, 15 December 2006 16:04 (nineteen years ago)

GUYS WE HAVE JUST BEEN INFORMED THAT OUR JOBS WILL STOP BEING FUNDED IN SEPTEMBER 2007. ALL OF THEM. THE GOVERNMENT RAN OUT OF MONEY.

http://www.glnow.com/photos/Costa_rica/images/Fuck%20yeah!.jpg

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 15 December 2006 16:29 (nineteen years ago)

― 1/2 paleontologist 1/2 basketball player (teenagequiet), Friday, 15 December 2006 16:31 (nineteen years ago)

That sucks

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 15 December 2006 16:41 (nineteen years ago)

that's what continuing resolutions are for.

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Friday, 15 December 2006 16:46 (nineteen years ago)

you dudes do not understand.

the CURRENT contract for us is out of cash and will not be taking the option for a fourth year. they are going to pretend they can stretch this out for FY07 but that is also a bunch of hooey. A couple of points:

1. The EFBIYAI must needs have checkboxes FILLED IN!!! This is THE LAW
a. we are only checkbox filler inners currently
b. the efbiyai itself is not short on cash, just this one incompetently managed fraction thereof
2. the LOCKTEEN MARSTEAM must needs bring the shareholder value
a. we are free to ask about who else would pay for the checkbox fillin services we provide
b. even perhaps the PARENT ORGANIZATION (JUSTICE!!) would love to help us get paid bitch
3. I has a bucket Nooooo they be stealin my bucket

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 15 December 2006 17:04 (nineteen years ago)

hopefully the upper level managers that be will start getting their shit together early in the new year so as to provide for the continued health and welfare of my colleagues and their families, so I might have all-new government bossage by april or may fingers crossed fingers crossed hope hope hope hope pray pray wish wish

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 15 December 2006 17:09 (nineteen years ago)

HAY TOM

WANNA WORK ON LITIGATION SUPPORT SOFTWARE OR DO IT FOR COMPANY THAT DOES SAME???

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 15 December 2006 17:10 (nineteen years ago)

;_?

― a_p (a_p), Friday, 15 December 2006 17:10 (nineteen years ago)

the promise of not working with or for my current civil servant management team and their fucked up snake oil salesman buddies on the tenth floor is seriously one of the most exciting things in my life right now. I hate these horrible people with all my kidneys

Only if I can do book reports, Dan. And I'm not moving to Boston.

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 15 December 2006 17:11 (nineteen years ago)

oh uh nvrmnd then

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 15 December 2006 17:12 (nineteen years ago)

When that happened to my recent employer, I got laid off. If you have any work samples you want to get out of there before they delete your internet access, take them NOW.

― J. Lutz (j.lu), Friday, 15 December 2006 17:14 (nineteen years ago)

okay that sux ballz

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 15 December 2006 17:15 (nineteen years ago)

OK I have absolutely no understanding of what is being said here.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 15 December 2006 17:36 (nineteen years ago)

though hey I gots a raffle ticket, maybe this will be my year to win COMPANY SCHWAG AT THEIR STUPID LAME RAFFLE WHERE EMPLOYEES "WIN" SHIT THEY CAN TAKE FOR FREE ALL OF THE TIME, 24/7, 365 DAYS PER YEAR.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 15 December 2006 17:37 (nineteen years ago)

where the hell is everyone!

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 15 December 2006 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

I was at lunch.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 15 December 2006 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

DID YOU WIN THE RAFFLE YET

― a_p (a_p), Friday, 15 December 2006 18:25 (nineteen years ago)

I am sitting here thinking about the 3 or 4 krispy kremes and footlong sub that are in my stomach now and wondering when time will start accelerating. I have asked it to, politely, several times.

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 15 December 2006 18:45 (nineteen years ago)

i'm here. back from lunch. wondering about our temp who said all manner of weird things to me this morning.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 15 December 2006 18:50 (nineteen years ago)

my internet was out for an hour or so!

― 69 (pete), Friday, 15 December 2006 19:09 (nineteen years ago)

hi guys I was #312 in the raffle. #311 won the grand prize of a week's vacation. Should've cut in line.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 15 December 2006 19:16 (nineteen years ago)

i was turning my brain to slurry by editing our articles on FDA/USDA's semi-annual regulatory agendas!

― 1/2 paleontologist 1/2 basketball player (teenagequiet), Friday, 15 December 2006 19:26 (nineteen years ago)

I was... I dunno. Today has been kind of a blur.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 15 December 2006 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

Hello dc, trekking from one xmas party to the next next one in the camden school for girls having been booted out of the london irish centre by the queen of Eire. I curse my work colleagues for being at the work christmas do and stopping me from chatting to the lonely girl drinking half pints making eyes at me, not stopping per se but just being there.

― Ed (dali), Friday, 15 December 2006 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

rummy nut filled balls

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 15 December 2006 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

I have become charltonlido, for shame.

― Ed (dali), Friday, 15 December 2006 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

how bad is it that I am at the point in my life where I no longer have to look up the expansion for acronyms like USFB in reference to douchebag christmas party photo captions

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 15 December 2006 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

so im gonna make reservations for bistrot du coin for christmas night after work today - so far, its me and ally and tom. no one else wants in?

― 69 (pete), Friday, 15 December 2006 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

NB the group we have RULES as is, i just want to make sure no one feels lonely for bros/french food on christmas night.

― 69 (pete), Friday, 15 December 2006 19:54 (nineteen years ago)

how bad is it that I am at the point in my life where I no longer have to look up the expansion for acronyms like USFB in reference to douchebag christmas party photo captions

yeah, when i see an email that says something is going to DUSHOM and i know instantaneously that it should be going to OAEM something is seriously fucked.

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Friday, 15 December 2006 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

I'm pronouncing that acronym as "Douche Home," please do not correct me if I am wrong.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 15 December 2006 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

apparently it's "dush-om", but i pronounce it "douche 'em".

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Friday, 15 December 2006 20:06 (nineteen years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0761313311.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― TO THE WORLD LOVE GOD (Party with me Punker), Friday, 15 December 2006 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

what is the countdown to hoegaarden o clock

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 15 December 2006 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

"Hello governor!"

http://aditl.com/photos/2003-williamsburg/main/PA030253.JPG

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 15 December 2006 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

also seriously whoever linked to the LNS founders' dad on his law firm site haws made me so fuckin' angry I want to fly a train into a lake

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 15 December 2006 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

I put on a coat like that once. It was made by Karl Lagerfeld and cost tens of thousands of dollars and I was not allowed to keep it and claim it was stolen, I had to put it in the box and send it back. It was electric blue though, not hot pink.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 15 December 2006 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA our idiot company just announced a new spam policy in which all mail tagged as spam will be returned to sender. Like 50% of our ad inquiries get tagged as spam! Not only that but the e-mail ANNOUNCING the new policy got tagged as spam! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THANK YOU RETARDS I DIDN'T ACTUALLY WANT TO WORK ANYMORE ANYWAY.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 15 December 2006 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

goddamn you people work for retards

― 69 (pete), Friday, 15 December 2006 20:27 (nineteen years ago)

Thank you friends, wouldn't be here if it wasn't for you. . . .

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 15 December 2006 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

I will never receive another e-mail at work again and for that I announce a Christmas miracle.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 15 December 2006 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

an offering to Our Lady of Spam Filters

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 15 December 2006 20:31 (nineteen years ago)

Ally, Christmas miracles usually involve enchanted anthropomorphic beasts.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 15 December 2006 20:32 (nineteen years ago)

Their spam filter is terrible, it rejects legitimate e-mails constantly, even from people who were going ok and then suddenly out of the blue are marked as spam (usually with an e-mail that says little more than "Thanks!"), while meanwhile I know how to buy all of these Cialis.

xpost who do you think runs the spam filter.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 15 December 2006 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.rakemag.com/today/yoivanhoe/archive/spam%20cat.jpg
^^^^ indiscriminate e-mail deletin' animal christmas miracle

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 15 December 2006 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

xpost whoa totally was like ANTHROPOMORPHIC BREASTS?? WHAT WOULD THAT EVEN BE LIKE??

― 69 (pete), Friday, 15 December 2006 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

ok someone else GIS "Furries," I am too tired and depressed.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 15 December 2006 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

I LIKE SPAM

http://www.tvparty.com/bgifs16/ygp7149.jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 15 December 2006 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

though I guess anthropomorphic doesn't really need to involve ANIMALS, it is just best when it does. I mean fucking a who cares about a humany toaster or train.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 15 December 2006 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

ok someone else GIS "Furries," I am too tired and depressed.
-- Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (garance8...), December 15th, 2006.

O HO HO HO I Ain't fallin' for that

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 15 December 2006 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

i always did have sort of a thing for the abom snowman

― 69 (pete), Friday, 15 December 2006 20:36 (nineteen years ago)

i mean UH

― 69 (pete), Friday, 15 December 2006 20:36 (nineteen years ago)

shit

― 69 (pete), Friday, 15 December 2006 20:36 (nineteen years ago)

yeah he's cool. i like the island of fucked up toys, too.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 15 December 2006 20:37 (nineteen years ago)

oh wait. PS outed himself as a furry.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 15 December 2006 20:37 (nineteen years ago)

ok someone else GIS "Voltron Tits," I'm too tired and depressed.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 15 December 2006 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

one picture of regular human tits, one thumbnail of same picture, one screenshot of dancing voltron

― a_p (a_p), Friday, 15 December 2006 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

okay i'll do it. BRB

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 15 December 2006 20:42 (nineteen years ago)

3 pictures. kinda meh.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 15 December 2006 20:42 (nineteen years ago)

wait dancing voltron?

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 15 December 2006 20:43 (nineteen years ago)

NOT SO TIRED AND DEPRESSED NOW EH

― 69 (pete), Friday, 15 December 2006 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

not actually dancing voltron, sorry, dancing halo character. i was distracted by the tits.

― a_p (a_p), Friday, 15 December 2006 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

I really wanted this game as a kid, Chutes Away

http://www.samstoybox.com/toys/ChutesAway.html

http://www.samstoybox.com/toypics/ChutesAway.jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 15 December 2006 20:45 (nineteen years ago)

no dancing voltron = biggest letdown of the week

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 15 December 2006 20:45 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.infospaceinc.com/images/ph_about_02.jpg
^^^^ result for "voltron dick"

― a_p (a_p), Friday, 15 December 2006 20:45 (nineteen years ago)

- see that guy with his bluetooth earpiece?

- yeah, whatta voltron dick

― 69 (pete), Friday, 15 December 2006 20:46 (nineteen years ago)

still pretty depressed

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 15 December 2006 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

you need some chutes away and chocolate.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 15 December 2006 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

ally what floor are you on? i'm pouching you some godiva we got today from a vendor

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 15 December 2006 20:50 (nineteen years ago)

I'm on the third floor.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 15 December 2006 20:50 (nineteen years ago)

Rm 303!

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 15 December 2006 20:50 (nineteen years ago)

ok, you should get it, like, never because our mailroom doesn't go to your mailroom ;______________;

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 15 December 2006 20:51 (nineteen years ago)

PARTY FOUL ;__________________________________;

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 15 December 2006 20:52 (nineteen years ago)

i know i am a chocolate tease. i had some kind of ganache chocolate extravaganza

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 15 December 2006 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.wrestling-caricatures.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/heartbreak.gif

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 15 December 2006 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

if our mailrooms connected i would totally pouch people little presents alla time.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 15 December 2006 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

why doesn't it exist when the internets exist ;_; ??

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 15 December 2006 20:57 (nineteen years ago)

are your mailrooms pneumatic tubes or something?

― a_p (a_p), Friday, 15 December 2006 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

Ha I was just looking for a picture of a pneumatic tube

http://www.medicor.co.uk/images/Pneumatic2.JPG

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 15 December 2006 21:01 (nineteen years ago)

OH fuck it was not that big!

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 15 December 2006 21:01 (nineteen years ago)

and you found the biggest one! good for you!

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 15 December 2006 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha

― 69 (pete), Friday, 15 December 2006 21:04 (nineteen years ago)

I got to go to Georgetown after work to do some christmas shopping. Which means that soon...

IT'S TIME FOR THE CIRCULATOR
IT'S TIME FOR THE CIRCULATOR

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 15 December 2006 21:06 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.gogomeme.com.hk/eshop/images/banners/gotohit780-01.gif

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 15 December 2006 21:07 (nineteen years ago)

someone at my work was just alerted that he had "an enormous gift basket"

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 15 December 2006 21:39 (nineteen years ago)

so is q, who i think is on an airplane, the only one who wanted to big hunt after works?

― a_p (a_p), Friday, 15 December 2006 21:46 (nineteen years ago)

dude that plan didn't seem very fleshed out? I'd be willing to stop in but q is in chicago/on a plane?? So I'm unclear??

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 15 December 2006 22:31 (nineteen years ago)

yeah q is just getting home and we're gonna chill and but maybe do football on sunday but probably not for me b/c I have a buncha school stuff due Tuesday.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 15 December 2006 22:33 (nineteen years ago)

lol @ school

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 15 December 2006 22:34 (nineteen years ago)

what? why is that funny allyzay?

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 15 December 2006 22:35 (nineteen years ago)

IT'S TIME FOR THE CIRCULATOR

Holiday shopping fortified with Citronelle pear sangria. Right on.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 15 December 2006 22:36 (nineteen years ago)

we are going to go Xmas shopping too I supose, without the help of CIRCULATOR. We will spend the entire time laughing @ school.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 15 December 2006 22:40 (nineteen years ago)

Ha ha ha; I can laugh at school too cause I'm finished (until the second week of January).

― Matilda Wormwood (Mary ), Friday, 15 December 2006 22:55 (nineteen years ago)

Raaah DC.

― Ed (dali), Saturday, 16 December 2006 02:27 (nineteen years ago)

Take my blackberry away from me or the shit tunes. I have been misled.

― Ed (dali), Saturday, 16 December 2006 02:29 (nineteen years ago)

Okay, a couple hours of belgian beers and a shot of Jameson at Birreria put a premature end to my holiday shopping. Holiday spirit, though, was found.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Saturday, 16 December 2006 13:45 (nineteen years ago)

Finals are over, half of your classmates have an infectious bug, and yet you think it's a good idea to spend your day at the library/point of incubation???

― Matilda Wormwood (Mary ), Saturday, 16 December 2006 14:49 (nineteen years ago)

k dc, i'm off to minne@p0lis for a week and some change. when i come back i'll probably have a bourbon cat tattoo.

BE CAREFUL OUT THERE

― a_p (a_p), Saturday, 16 December 2006 15:26 (nineteen years ago)

Aww, bye. Anyone remaining wanna hang out today around 5:30? For dinner or coffee or something. I'll do my best to bring the latest stain of norovirus.

― Matilda Wormwood (Mary ), Saturday, 16 December 2006 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

hey all. I have missed each and every holiday gathering of actual friends this weekend b/c of relative in hospital. all will be ok but man, what timing

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Sunday, 17 December 2006 16:49 (nineteen years ago)

hey yos

― 69 (pete), Monday, 18 December 2006 14:48 (nineteen years ago)

I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Monday, 18 December 2006 14:50 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHECxoJHuYw

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 18 December 2006 14:52 (nineteen years ago)

I'm so not even going to pretend to try to spend a full eight hours here today

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Monday, 18 December 2006 14:56 (nineteen years ago)

man chapel hill is awesome

― 1/2 paleontologist 1/2 basketball player (teenagequiet), Monday, 18 December 2006 15:46 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.waronterrortheboardgame.com/imgs/logo.gif

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Monday, 18 December 2006 15:56 (nineteen years ago)

awesome ZR, i hope you crossed off everything on that last KLG gave yous.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 18 December 2006 16:03 (nineteen years ago)

list, not last

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 18 December 2006 16:03 (nineteen years ago)

well, we got some of it down. pepper's pizza was totally excellent - also there is a hilarious old staff picture hanging on the wall there ft. superchunk laura as a young goth. ALSO DC DUDES WE FOUND A COPY OF ONE OF MARK'S BANDS' RECORDS AND PETE BOUGHTED IT.

― 1/2 paleontologist 1/2 basketball player (teenagequiet), Monday, 18 December 2006 16:12 (nineteen years ago)

no wai

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 18 December 2006 16:14 (nineteen years ago)

ya wai!

― 1/2 paleontologist 1/2 basketball player (teenagequiet), Monday, 18 December 2006 16:17 (nineteen years ago)

and btw it fucking rules

― 69 (pete), Monday, 18 December 2006 16:21 (nineteen years ago)

i want to hear

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 18 December 2006 17:38 (nineteen years ago)

http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/9408/diehard4mo9.gif

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 18 December 2006 17:44 (nineteen years ago)

i will give you free burned cd copy, w/unreleased trax. lucky you.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 18 December 2006 17:44 (nineteen years ago)

xp - first of all, that would never happen

― 1/2 paleontologist 1/2 basketball player (teenagequiet), Monday, 18 December 2006 17:45 (nineteen years ago)

i hope that's from the new Die Hard movie

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 18 December 2006 17:46 (nineteen years ago)

unreleased trax :D

second of all, that did happen, just now, on your computer internets screen.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 18 December 2006 17:47 (nineteen years ago)

OMG it is from Die Hard 4 AWESOME!!!!!!!!

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 18 December 2006 17:48 (nineteen years ago)

die hardest? finally die?

― 69 (pete), Monday, 18 December 2006 17:51 (nineteen years ago)

remember the die hard where basically the whole movie was Bruce Willis driving through Central Park

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 18 December 2006 17:52 (nineteen years ago)

http://cache.defamer.com/topic/bruce-willis-discofake-thum.jpg
^^^ wat

xpost yes it ruled a lot

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 18 December 2006 17:52 (nineteen years ago)

yeah die hard 3 is one of the finest movies of ever

― 69 (pete), Monday, 18 December 2006 17:54 (nineteen years ago)

A man calling himself "Simon" begins a reign of terror in the streets of New York: he threatens to detonate bombs around the city unless Detective John McClane cooperates in a game of "Simon Says". McClane has a bad hangover and a bad attitude, and isn't in the mood for games, especially this one.

FUCK YES^^^^^^

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 18 December 2006 17:55 (nineteen years ago)

He always has a bad hangover and a bad attitude, the dude should reconsider his drinking amounts.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 18 December 2006 17:58 (nineteen years ago)

I just love how Detetctive John McClane doesn't take shit from anyone, and is like, a cop with an edge. He's like me but with a badge and a gun.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 18 December 2006 17:59 (nineteen years ago)

thats EXACTLY WHAT I LIKE ABOUT HOUSE except a little diff

― 69 (pete), Monday, 18 December 2006 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

That is also what I like about The Nanny.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 18 December 2006 18:04 (nineteen years ago)

aww hugh:me::fran:ally::bruce:mark

― 69 (pete), Monday, 18 December 2006 18:06 (nineteen years ago)

oh man did you see that ep. where fran's just not in the goddamn mood and unloads a clip in C.C.'s head? best two-parter ever.

― 1/2 paleontologist 1/2 basketball player (teenagequiet), Monday, 18 December 2006 18:08 (nineteen years ago)

han solo is like me but with a fast ship

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Monday, 18 December 2006 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

the other main difference is that I am not so good at making wookiee friends

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Monday, 18 December 2006 18:11 (nineteen years ago)

bullshit.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 18 December 2006 18:12 (nineteen years ago)

http://binaryzone.org/xmaschortles/gfx/shoe_explode.gif

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 18 December 2006 18:25 (nineteen years ago)

that is a less awesome die hard clip

― a_p (a_p), Monday, 18 December 2006 18:26 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.euroturtle.org/bones/bimages/human2.gif

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 18 December 2006 18:26 (nineteen years ago)

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j83/LaQuesta42/exploding_zombie.gif

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 18 December 2006 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

http://i13.tinypic.com/34oaosh.png

HI DC!!!

― jw (ex machina), Monday, 18 December 2006 18:32 (nineteen years ago)

hi JW!

― 69 (pete), Monday, 18 December 2006 18:35 (nineteen years ago)

http://r2.nokia.com/exms/pics/cat/Kiss.gif

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 18 December 2006 18:38 (nineteen years ago)

wait wtf that gif was moving and kissing just a few minutes ago

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 18 December 2006 18:39 (nineteen years ago)

every die hard clip is an awesome clip. also, guys, I am not very good at washing parsley

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 18 December 2006 18:50 (nineteen years ago)

that's nothing to be ashamed of.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 18 December 2006 18:54 (nineteen years ago)

it is when you make parsley chicken.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 18 December 2006 18:59 (nineteen years ago)

you could adapt the recipe to "chicken"

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Monday, 18 December 2006 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

DC is so clever today

― 69 (pete), Monday, 18 December 2006 19:07 (nineteen years ago)

ally, per your earlier question -- yes, it is appropriate to play king of snake in an irish pub.

― a_p (a_p), Monday, 18 December 2006 19:09 (nineteen years ago)

i just should have salad shootered the shit out of it. now i know.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 18 December 2006 19:09 (nineteen years ago)

hey guys "two weeks' notice" is completely out of courtesy and not at all mandatory, right?

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Monday, 18 December 2006 19:15 (nineteen years ago)

yeah pretty much only necessary if you want a good recommendation

― 1/2 paleontologist 1/2 basketball player (teenagequiet), Monday, 18 December 2006 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

alex, thank you for getting back to me, I was worried the question was inappropriate and that perhaps I should've just known the answer.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 18 December 2006 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

http://slumbering.lungfish.com/images/justacat.png

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 18 December 2006 20:12 (nineteen years ago)

in fairness that is not "just" a cat but rather an extremely chubby cat.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 18 December 2006 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

so I'm thinking of going to Raku tonight even though it does not serve korean food, I think their tom yum goong MIGHT make up for not Koreas food??? probably will end up just sitting at home, who am I kidding.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 18 December 2006 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

Allyzay I just had Korean for lunch last week, it's around the block from my office, it was one of those Korean/Japanese places and I had some kind of killer diller Korean dumpling stew.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 18 December 2006 20:48 (nineteen years ago)

I haven't had Korean food in a really, really, really long time.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 18 December 2006 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

Ally do not go to Raku to satiate any kind of food craving I implore you.

Java Green = killer
Mandu = ?
Yee Hwa = not good a couple years ago when I ate there, but I assume this is what Mark's talking about?

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Monday, 18 December 2006 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

MW i outed you on the noize bored

― 69 (pete), Monday, 18 December 2006 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

BM=OTM. My stew was good, but everybody else's stuff looked weird/not that good, but I'm a dumpling freak. GIANT dumplings were the only drawback.

also, 69, I totally know that dude, too.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 18 December 2006 20:58 (nineteen years ago)

outed you??

Raku's spicy green beans and tom yum goong are both delicious. Other things, merely mediocre and the sushi is downright storefront.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 18 December 2006 21:03 (nineteen years ago)

Raku has awesome dumplings (hi, I'm a one trick pony.)

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 18 December 2006 21:04 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.knitemare.org/cats/fuglycat.jpg
^^^ wow!

xpost yeah their dumplings are all good too! It's when you get to the noodle dishes (all labelled SPICY yet none are--por que?) and the sushi that it is dicey.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 18 December 2006 21:04 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.knitemare.org/cats/tongueout.jpg

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 18 December 2006 21:05 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, I'm not saying I haven't had good meals at Raku before but it looks like we all have some seriously trepidation about going there for the unknown.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Monday, 18 December 2006 21:11 (nineteen years ago)

yeah and they don't actually have korean food despite being a "pan-asia diner" or whatever the fuck they say about themselves. I wonder if someone will DELIVERY ME the koreas.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 18 December 2006 21:12 (nineteen years ago)

http://mandudc.com/menu.html

MW, they're named after korean dumplings!

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Monday, 18 December 2006 21:13 (nineteen years ago)

Also, I've had pretty good luck with Kuma in Tenleytown, but it's Tenleytown so I only ever go there when going to best buy.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Monday, 18 December 2006 21:16 (nineteen years ago)

Mandu, I'm gonna eat all of YOU

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 18 December 2006 21:16 (nineteen years ago)

Oh I have to go to the Best Buy anyway tomorrow, I will maybe try that out.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 18 December 2006 21:16 (nineteen years ago)

Also, having no Indonesian food here makes my cry ;_;

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Monday, 18 December 2006 21:17 (nineteen years ago)

from Metrocurean:

The newest addition to D.C.'s healthy happy hour scene is Mandu, which just started its specials today. The new Korean restaurant is offering $3 orders of mandu (six pieces, regularly $4.95) and half price sojutinis in flavors like peach and pineapple at the bar from 4-7 p.m.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Monday, 18 December 2006 21:18 (nineteen years ago)

a) soju
b) time seems to have come to a complete stop

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 18 December 2006 21:35 (nineteen years ago)

Mandu celebrates in stone the life and love of the poet-prince Baz Bahadur for his consort, Rani Roopmati. The balladeers of Malwa still sing of the romance of these royal lovers.

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Monday, 18 December 2006 22:07 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.knitemare.org/cats/kittyeat.jpg

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 18 December 2006 22:12 (nineteen years ago)

that cat is so fucking high

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 18 December 2006 22:14 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.knitemare.org/cats/feetteddy.jpg

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 18 December 2006 22:14 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.knitemare.org/cats/christmastime259.jpg
^^^^^^^ I don't get this

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 18 December 2006 22:15 (nineteen years ago)

what's to get?

― Ed (dali), Monday, 18 December 2006 22:19 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.knitemare.org/cats/superkitties.jpg

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Monday, 18 December 2006 22:19 (nineteen years ago)

Hey guys. Finally got a job bartending at McCormick & Schmick's in Pasadena. So, I'll be working in a bar while studying...for the bar. Hmmm.

― Andrew Smith (BLAM), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 00:33 (nineteen years ago)

andy! how it be, bro??

― 69 (pete), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 16:20 (nineteen years ago)

also,
1. we won trivia
2. in the ensuing celebration, zack bruised some ribs and went to the ER
3. but not before walking to another bar and drinking a couple beers and eating pupusae

― 69 (pete), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 16:21 (nineteen years ago)

oh shit is ZR ok? Did House take care of him? Andy that job sounds sweet

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 16:24 (nineteen years ago)

lol @ pupusae

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 16:24 (nineteen years ago)

today blows even more than yesterday wtf
why it so cold in office?

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 16:47 (nineteen years ago)

yeah zack is totes fine - they did xrays, and no breaks! apparently his doctor was a classy little number named sar!ta gup+a, with whom he now in love.

― 69 (pete), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 16:48 (nineteen years ago)

^^
is

― 69 (pete), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 16:48 (nineteen years ago)

oh good. in other doc news i think house needs a gun, he's always breaking into houses looking 4 evidence. maybe a poison blowdart gun for his cane.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 16:53 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.teambio.org/2006/12/clinton-impeachment-day/
^^^^ZR's doc???

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 16:59 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.nationwidespeakers.com/images/biopics/Dr.SanjayGupta_768.jpg
uh

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 17:00 (nineteen years ago)

so guys I think I have to work saturday night, for twelve hours.

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 17:05 (nineteen years ago)

other options: friday night, christmas day, walk out of job and fuck somebody else over, jump in front of public transit

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 17:06 (nineteen years ago)

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 17:09 (nineteen years ago)

oh and jump in front of bustrain is also inclusive of fuck over somebody else result

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 17:10 (nineteen years ago)

Mr. Que that is helpful repsones

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 17:11 (nineteen years ago)

you will not be jumping in front of a train, is all I'm sayin tombots.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 17:12 (nineteen years ago)

Ally your cookies have been the highlight of my day! Esp. the ones with maybe a little cayenne? And a little orange? Those are particularly awesomely awesome.

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 17:45 (nineteen years ago)

I THOUGHT WE WERE OUT OF ALLYS COOKIES THE BAG WAS EMPTY WHEN I ATE THE LAST THREE LAST NIGHT, MS. COOKIE USURPER, YOU HAVE BEEN HIDING COOKIES IN THE TOILET TANK ALONG WITH YOUR BOTTLE OF RYE, OBVS.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 17:48 (nineteen years ago)

Good thing people around these parts/in the office keep sending us cookies and chocolate. . .including, ew, Britishes Ginger Biscuits. Nasty!

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 17:50 (nineteen years ago)

I need a bottle of rye for Christmas.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 17:53 (nineteen years ago)

other options: friday night, christmas day, walk out of job and fuck somebody else over, jump in front of public transit

-- TOM. BOT. (tombo...), December 19th, 2006. (trm)

dude if you kill yrself, and i have to go through the embarrassment of changing our BdC reservation from four to three, ill be sooo mad at you.

― 69 (pete), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 17:56 (nineteen years ago)

i've had the best luck with hott docs lately. the lovely ms. gupta had me at "and are you allergic to muscle relaxers? how about morphine?"

― 1/2 paleontologist 1/2 basketball player (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 18:26 (nineteen years ago)

I'm just completely fucking boggled that they're making us work christmas this year, that apparently no satisfactory arguments were made against it. Maybe I'll come in for my shift, lock up the room, turn on the door alarm and then leave.

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 18:31 (nineteen years ago)

+ get everybody's phone numbers who have shifts the rest of the holiday off the recall roster and let them know not to bother

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 18:36 (nineteen years ago)

That sucks. I had to pull 12 hour nightshifts on 23,24,25 and 26 Dec when I first started my job. I feel your pain. It fucks you up for days after.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 18:52 (nineteen years ago)

THIS JUST IN - this record: http://www.interpunk.com/itemimages2/3155.jpg is awesome

― 1/2 paleontologist 1/2 basketball player (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

Dear Tuesday,

Please be over.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 21:22 (nineteen years ago)

You mean like 100% of Tuesday or the part where you have to be at the office, because I'm not sure if I should agree with you or not

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 21:24 (nineteen years ago)

I meant the office part, but I think I'd be OK with trading the rest of it away in order to lose the next couple hours.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 21:30 (nineteen years ago)

i know that nobody really cares about this, but the pedal i just bought (death by audio's interstellar overdriver supreme) is kind of the best thing that's ever happened to me. two overdrives (both of which sound AMAZINGLY GOOD), a fuzz, an octave fuzz (also sounds AMAZINGLY GOOD), a thin drive (think early JAMC), a bass drive (think the opposite of early JAMC) and a tremolo. i cannot wait to use this thing at our super hott show in january (details forthcoming - we're waiting on a "booking agent" to confirm everything).

― 1/2 paleontologist 1/2 basketball player (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 14:50 (nineteen years ago)

don't you mean "i cannot wait to run tom's old synth crap through this thing"

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 14:54 (nineteen years ago)

Is the January show Fenty's inaugural ball? HOTT!

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 14:56 (nineteen years ago)

i can't believe the FA's are supporting Fenty! Nice job, bros!

*what will I wear to the ball????*

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 15:00 (nineteen years ago)

xxp - yeah ok so when are we actually gonna have our noize throwdown?

mark, one word: TAFETTA

― 1/2 paleontologist 1/2 basketball player (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 15:02 (nineteen years ago)

and a Flipper t-shirt

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 15:07 (nineteen years ago)

tafetta flipper t-shirt = winner of the universe

― 1/2 paleontologist 1/2 basketball player (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 15:10 (nineteen years ago)

zach how about you come over to the Hoover saturday night and bring all the crap in the back of the SUV, I can get you a parking pass and a visitor badge, we'll put TRON on the video wall and tell my shiftmate to stay in the server room

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 15:33 (nineteen years ago)

and thanks for putting the worst queen song ever in my head

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 15:35 (nineteen years ago)

https://www.google.com/a/help/intl/en/admins/images/new_domain-registration.gif

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 16:09 (nineteen years ago)

awesomest food & beverages that got brought last week:

1. glass of an Argentinian Bonarda at Vidalia's wine happy hour last night (20 wines under $7 before 7pm, plus the free wine tastings...)

2. best anchovies in all of history at Bar Pilar

3. chicken samosas at new Naan & Beyond (3 nights - 2 delicious, 1 okay)

4. Alberto's pizza delivered for a staff lunch

5. pad gra prao gai ordered "Thai hot" at Regent Thai

6. quattro formaggi pizza at Sette - the past two times I've been there they have been ON

7. Allagash 11th anniversary ale

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 16:11 (nineteen years ago)

-- TOM. BOT. (tombo...), December 20th, 2006. (trm)

UH IMVE JUST CANCELLED MY PLANS FOR SATURDAY!

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 16:12 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.rathergood.com/knees/

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 17:56 (nineteen years ago)

The cat only has ten toes...?

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

I was wondering about that.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 18:11 (nineteen years ago)

I just shoplifted Christmas cards at the UPS store because I was mad at how much they charged to ship a tiny package. Good/bad?

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 20 December 2006 20:05 (nineteen years ago)

That straddles the "bad"/"who cares?" line, I think. Fuck a UPS.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

felonious?

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

no UPS and FedEx are asking for it all year long

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

I'm just kidding, BTW

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

Can't be any worse than the number of FedEx envelopes and boxes I misuse during the year.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

Naybe 'misappropriate' would be a better term than 'misuse'.

note to Dan: misappropriate =/ inappropriate

Oh, and fuck UPS for telling me it would cost $80 to send a package to Germany in a week when FedEx did it in two days for $30.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

set decoder rings so Naybe = Maybe

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 20:21 (nineteen years ago)

The cards had a picture of Rudolph with a red glitter nose, if that helps.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 20 December 2006 20:29 (nineteen years ago)

it does not, FELON.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 20:31 (nineteen years ago)

Well, I also needed the cards to give to coworkers who are leaving for holiday today.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 20 December 2006 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

Tell it to the JUDGE. Save it for your PRE TRIAL HEARING

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 20:43 (nineteen years ago)

Whatever, dude, last time I give you christmas cookies.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 20 December 2006 20:45 (nineteen years ago)

Where did you steal the cookies from?

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

i gotted no special christmas cookies ;_;

― 1/2 paleontologist 1/2 basketball player (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 20:51 (nineteen years ago)

i liked the xmas cookies that i eated that were given to KLG from Allyzay on Sunday Sunday Sunday during football.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

ZR I will give you cookies but I haven't seen you.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 20 December 2006 20:57 (nineteen years ago)

http://img104.imageshack.us/img104/88/879cd68a0914786a28160ab76ac915.jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

^^^^ EMO VERSION

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

I didn't even eat them, they are around ;_;

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 20 December 2006 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

i have had way too many cookies/candy this week @ work.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 21:01 (nineteen years ago)

yeah I'm getting kind of fat

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 20 December 2006 21:04 (nineteen years ago)

i'm already there. i'm fatty fat fatman.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 21:05 (nineteen years ago)

yeah I can't even tell the difference between you and this dude to be honest http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowlLA/original/grimace.jpg.gif

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 20 December 2006 21:09 (nineteen years ago)

i'm not purple, for starters.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 21:12 (nineteen years ago)

Also, orginally Grimace had four arms, and I've always only had two arms.

http://www.hrwiki.org/images/thumb/b/b9/evil-grimace.jpg/180px-evil-grimace.jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 21:13 (nineteen years ago)

Bullshit, I've heard different.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 20 December 2006 21:14 (nineteen years ago)

From who?

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 21:17 (nineteen years ago)

Some MIT dude.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 20 December 2006 21:19 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah that's plausible. You've hung out with Hampshire folk, what makes you think I believe you hang out with MIT dudes, too?

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 21:21 (nineteen years ago)

Dan Perry went to Harvard. That is basically next door neighbors to MIT. Where's your god now, MW?

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 20 December 2006 21:25 (nineteen years ago)

Geeta went to MIT.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 21:27 (nineteen years ago)

O. T. M. But I don't think he knows Geeta?? ;_;

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 20 December 2006 21:28 (nineteen years ago)

xpost Poking it's CUTE WITTLE head out of the sky?

Who is Greeta?

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 21:28 (nineteen years ago)

Also my friend Michael currently attends MIT or something like that, I forget now. Maybe it's Harvard. Or UMass. Or Mt. Holyoke. But I'm pretty sure it is MIT.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 20 December 2006 21:29 (nineteen years ago)

OK I just double checked on MIT's people directory, which I actually had up for work-related reasons earlier, and I was right, he goes to MIT.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 20 December 2006 21:30 (nineteen years ago)

Also my friend Michael currently attends MIT or something like that, I forget now. Maybe it's Harvard. Or UMass. Or Mt. Holyoke. But I'm pretty sure it is MIT.

Yeah, you know what? Your poor friend Michael hates you because you don't know where hegoes to college. He's writing a MySpace blog on you RIGHT NOW. I mean, some of those colleges aren't even in BOSTON.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 21:31 (nineteen years ago)

He doesn't even care, and plus he thinks you have 4 arms so why you defending him.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 20 December 2006 21:31 (nineteen years ago)

okay, that's great. I'm still fat, Grimace has two arms instead of four. Four arms bad, two arms good.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 21:31 (nineteen years ago)

He doesn't think I have four arms but he totally hates you b/c of the whole Boston-Amherst thing

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 21:32 (nineteen years ago)

YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO GEETA IS, HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW THAT MICHAEL DOESN'T THINK YOU HAVE FOUR ARMS?? I've driven between Boston and Amherst in like 1.5 hours so they aren't as far away as you are making them out to be. MT. HOLYOKE IS A GIRL'S SCHOOL!

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 20 December 2006 21:34 (nineteen years ago)

BUT THE SMITH GIRLS ARE THE ONES YOU HAVE TYO WATCH OUT 4

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 21:35 (nineteen years ago)

I didn't really debate that point.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 20 December 2006 21:36 (nineteen years ago)

Also, Mt. Holyoke accepts guys, i.e. Blue Jacket next to Gray Sweater:

http://www.mtholyoke.edu/grafx/cms/content/campus_locations/bike_students.jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 21:37 (nineteen years ago)

DID U KNOW: percocet + muscle relaxers = completely incoherent workday

― 1/2 paleontologist 1/2 basketball player (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 21:38 (nineteen years ago)

ok that isn't a guy

ZR has turned into Brett Favre

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 20 December 2006 21:38 (nineteen years ago)

"owww cute doc my ribbies hurt from getting bruised from powning everyone at trivia, can i have some druggies?"

AMIRITE?

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 21:39 (nineteen years ago)

IT IS A GUY

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 21:39 (nineteen years ago)

none of those schools are in boston. two are in cambridge, one's in amherst and the other is in so. hadley.

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 21:41 (nineteen years ago)

dude my friend laura went to MIT. she can totally back ally up.

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 21:43 (nineteen years ago)

I wasn't going to point that out, I'm sure MW believes that Williamsburg is in Manhattan.

xpost, see???!

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 20 December 2006 21:43 (nineteen years ago)

MW the person in the blue jacket next to the girl in the grey sweater has longish hair, and a ponytail atop her head. Not to mention those jeans are kind of weird for a dude. Sorry, but that is a female.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 20 December 2006 21:44 (nineteen years ago)

lol at 4arms

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 21:46 (nineteen years ago)

dude my friend laura went to MIT. she can totally back ally up.
-- a_p (a|e...), December 20th, 2006.

OH THANKS CAPT SAVE A BRO.

I wasn't going to point that out, I'm sure MW believes that Williamsburg is in Manhattan.
xpost, see???!

-- Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (garance8...), December 20th, 2006.

WILLIAMSBURGH IS IN OLE VIRGINNY DUHS

http://www.history.org/Foundation/Annualrpt00/images/people.jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 21:48 (nineteen years ago)

so I have found out that basically for tomorrow and Friday I will be one (1) or two (2) people in my office. And, in all honesty, though the other person is very nice he counts as about 1/3 to maybe 1/2 of a person in terms of "help offered and capable of performing." Then Tuesday and Wednesday I will be THE ONLY PERSON HERE AT ALL.

xpost I should go do that for a living, in Colonial Williamsburg.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 20 December 2006 21:49 (nineteen years ago)

that first "or" is supposed to be "of" if you can't figure that out, I am so worn down that I cannot tell the difference anymore. *tiny violin plays*

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 20 December 2006 21:49 (nineteen years ago)

o god do not GIS "four arms" argh

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 21:50 (nineteen years ago)

also I would like to point out that I know that U Mass is in Amherst, so all y'all can suck me SUCK ME AND SUCK MY FOUR THUMBS

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 21:50 (nineteen years ago)

OK there are several branches of UMass.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 20 December 2006 21:53 (nineteen years ago)

In fact you will find there are outposts in Amherst, Boston, Lowell, and Dartmouth.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 20 December 2006 21:54 (nineteen years ago)

SO SUCK IT, FUCK YEAH

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 20 December 2006 21:54 (nineteen years ago)

Ha! The power of the internet! FOUR THUMBS UP! RIGHT BACK ATCHA

http://www.waveofgiving.org/journal/images/four_thumbs_up_clip_image002.jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 21:56 (nineteen years ago)

Then Tuesday and Wednesday I will be THE ONLY PERSON HERE AT ALL.

PIZZA PARTY

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 21:57 (nineteen years ago)

north darmouth actually. when i was in college it was known as Southeastern Massachusetts University. and um-l was merely University of Lowell. The Chiefs was the school nickname, now it's something stupid like the River Hawks.

i used to buy herb at fox tower on the u-lowell campus from the time i was 16 until about 24.

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 21:57 (nineteen years ago)

MW: Not the power of the internet, I'm UMass's sales representative, I have to know which school is what. Otto OTM about name changes but that is before my time as their sales person so they can kiss my ass with that.

PIZZA PARTY with who??? ;_;

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 20 December 2006 21:59 (nineteen years ago)

i'm so confused.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 21:59 (nineteen years ago)

i think ZR has some time off, and he can bring drugs

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 22:00 (nineteen years ago)

i will totally facilitate druggy pizza party!

― 1/2 paleontologist 1/2 basketball player (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 22:01 (nineteen years ago)

dudes there will be other people in the BUILDING, just not in my department, I didn't mean I would be the only person in the entirety of 1200 New York Ave, all 12 floors of it. So, depending on the drugs and the amount they would smell, might not work out. :(

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 20 December 2006 22:04 (nineteen years ago)

pills don't smell

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 22:04 (nineteen years ago)

pizza masks the smell of drugs

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 22:04 (nineteen years ago)

oh man imma jumbo slice on the way home AND IT FEELS SO GOOD

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 22:05 (nineteen years ago)

now that is a definite lie, Pete.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 20 December 2006 22:05 (nineteen years ago)

jumbo slice feels like hot death

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 22:07 (nineteen years ago)

i get back at 4 or something on wednesday. just save me one slice and one vicodin.

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 22:07 (nineteen years ago)

NOT A JUMBO SLICE THO DO NOT WANT

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 22:07 (nineteen years ago)

you people are so foolish re:j-slice

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 22:08 (nineteen years ago)

Jumbo slice is pretty much vile, dude. I mean that is serious "I am so drunk that I'd eat vomit off the pavement if dared" territory.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 20 December 2006 22:08 (nineteen years ago)

crazy baldheads been eatin in babylon too long - i and i need jumbo

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 22:11 (nineteen years ago)

"j-slice" sounds like edgy kosher pizza

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 22:11 (nineteen years ago)

Ally doesn't understand Vace so what does she know about pizza?

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 22:11 (nineteen years ago)

"j-slice" sounds like edgy kosher pizza

or a hip-hop mohel.

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 22:13 (nineteen years ago)

dear 16-year-old stepsister in next room listening to daniel johnston -- TURN BACK WHILE YOU STILL CAN

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 22:15 (nineteen years ago)

or a jewish porn site yes yes the point is all of these things are INCREDIBLE

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 22:16 (nineteen years ago)

dear 16-year-old stepsister in next room listening to daniel johnston -- TURN BACK WHILE YOU STILL CAN
-- a_p (a|e...), December 20th, 2006.

Yeah that is a little young for DJ, he might corrupt her. Make her a mix dude, ser her straight!

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 22:18 (nineteen years ago)

set

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 22:18 (nineteen years ago)

pizza party topping options:

mushrooms
anchovies
red onions
vicodin
morphine
roma tomatoes
codeine

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 22:20 (nineteen years ago)

Vace is pretty much weird and you admitted so yourself.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 20 December 2006 22:22 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.spaceshipnofuture.org/pix/fhblog/yads.jpg

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 20 December 2006 22:27 (nineteen years ago)

dudes tomorrow I am finally going to the DMV to renew my driver's license. which expires tomorrow. now where the FUCKING FUCK is my a) passport and/or b) birth certificate?

― quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 22:28 (nineteen years ago)

Q, you're going to gtown DMV, rite? It is superior.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 22:32 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, that's where I'm headed if I can find acceptable proof of my identity, which apparently does not include my valid MD driver's license. I guess this is how DC gets back at actual states with actual voting rights.

― quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 22:34 (nineteen years ago)

I don't like wrapping ROUND things.
I like listening to Inanity Over Christmas by MADNESS.

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 23:00 (nineteen years ago)

dudes how come Moog Cookbook never did a christmas record?

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 23:11 (nineteen years ago)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HOT STUFF

http://www.wendychao.com/chairmanmeow/birthday_cat.jpg

http://michelemiller.blogs.com/marketing_to_women/images/birthday_cat.bmp

http://siobhan.blogs.sapo.pt/arquivo/Birthday-Cat.jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 21 December 2006 14:14 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.dj-totte.com/mediac/400_0/media/DIR_119611/A6_flyer_birfday.jpeg

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Thursday, 21 December 2006 14:21 (nineteen years ago)

HBKLG!!!!

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 21 December 2006 14:35 (nineteen years ago)

Happy Birthday, Kate!

― 1/2 paleontologist 1/2 basketball player (teenagequiet), Thursday, 21 December 2006 14:40 (nineteen years ago)

33 years of leaning with it.

Thanks for the good wishes, bros!

I am now off to DMV--have miraculously located both passport and birth certificate!

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 21 December 2006 14:44 (nineteen years ago)

That cupcake kitten = the epitome of all that is good in life.

Happy Birthday!

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 21 December 2006 14:45 (nineteen years ago)

HAPPY BRTHDAY! When does party drinks happen?

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 21 December 2006 14:51 (nineteen years ago)

http://content.neopets.com/userart/art/2005-01-12_800_0151813001105589950.jpg

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 21 December 2006 15:04 (nineteen years ago)

Happy Birthday have a picture of a beer on me

http://fromto.cc/hosokawa/diary/2001/20010623-home2/d0623130446m.jpg

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 21 December 2006 15:12 (nineteen years ago)

http://hetemeel.com/haha/39234.It

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 21 December 2006 15:22 (nineteen years ago)

ah fuck

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 21 December 2006 15:22 (nineteen years ago)

way to ruin her birthday, dude.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 21 December 2006 15:23 (nineteen years ago)

what the hell is this

http://www.urbanhonking.com/home/archives/giraffeheaven.jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 21 December 2006 15:30 (nineteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/123/329142524_04212247a9.jpg

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 21 December 2006 15:30 (nineteen years ago)

A question for you all:

Is there a site or other resource that rates US grad schools and courses?

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 21 December 2006 16:06 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.princetonreview.com/grad/ ?

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 21 December 2006 16:08 (nineteen years ago)

Ed: US News and World Report

http://www.usnews.com/usnews/edu/grad/rankings/rankindex_brief.php

Not all of the content is free.

But just ask us: we know everything about acdemic institutions, obviously.

Happy BDAY KLG!@#$!!!!!

I am on vacation starting today and will have a 90 minute massage at 2:30.

― Matilda Wormwood (Mary ), Thursday, 21 December 2006 16:19 (nineteen years ago)

Is there a site or other resource that tells you which jobs aren't the moral equivalent of scooping old mens' ass blow off the floor with your bare hands

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Thursday, 21 December 2006 16:24 (nineteen years ago)

TOMBOT please never ever ever ever ever stop posting.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 21 December 2006 16:28 (nineteen years ago)

guys I think I found a purpose for my old turquoise OS 9 iBook

http://www.vintagesynth.com/misc/rb338.jpg

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Thursday, 21 December 2006 17:58 (nineteen years ago)

I did not realize they made it FREE

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Thursday, 21 December 2006 17:59 (nineteen years ago)

kate, happy birthday!!
http://chezgaeloi2.free.fr/cartes%20postales/anniversaire/6.jpg

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Thursday, 21 December 2006 18:29 (nineteen years ago)

http://img463.imageshack.us/img463/3824/pleasekillmeivenohopeandtheres.png

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 21 December 2006 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

OTM

― 1/2 paleontologist 1/2 basketball player (teenagequiet), Thursday, 21 December 2006 19:08 (nineteen years ago)

NO. SCREW BOTH OF YOU. IF YOU KILLED YRSELVES I'D DIG UP YR CORPSES AND RE KILL YOUSE There is plenty to live for: beer, for one.

Also: I want snow.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 21 December 2006 19:08 (nineteen years ago)

it is fucking RAINING here what is this SHIT

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 21 December 2006 19:10 (nineteen years ago)

MW you drink like one (1) beer, always. I don't even really LIKE 99% of beer that much and drink more beer than you do.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 21 December 2006 19:10 (nineteen years ago)

Someone's wearing her grumpypants!

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 21 December 2006 19:11 (nineteen years ago)

Let's count all the movie trailer clichés.

can we sll go on this thread and troll the hell out of it please

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Thursday, 21 December 2006 19:11 (nineteen years ago)

MW you'd be grumpy too.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 21 December 2006 19:13 (nineteen years ago)

man i don't know if it's just drug-induced clarity or what but ilx is full of some really goddamn dumb people

― 1/2 paleontologist 1/2 basketball player (teenagequiet), Thursday, 21 December 2006 19:14 (nineteen years ago)

xpost. I'm game for trolling. I'm pretty much an asshole.

I'm sorry Allyzay, I totally feel you. I was grumpypants until Tuesday this week.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 21 December 2006 19:14 (nineteen years ago)

ZR I was asking Tom a similar question about two very specific ILXors that never really stuck out as more than like "eye roll worthy" at worst on "old" ILX that are now like the most hellaciously annoying people, like people I would gladly punch in the face, on the new server. He pointed out that there's a much lower signal-to-noise ratio right now because the number of people posting has been reduced due to the switch, so these people stand out more. I'm not sure if he's correct or not.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 21 December 2006 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

yeah that's definitely possible - i mean i don't really wanna get engaged in a noize-stylee complainathon here but seriously now, what fantasy universe are these people living in where they are not boring, annoying, unfunny fucks?

― 1/2 paleontologist 1/2 basketball player (teenagequiet), Thursday, 21 December 2006 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.rootsweb.com/~enghrt/england.jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 21 December 2006 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

roffle

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 21 December 2006 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

dude mark the ribs hurt when i laugh don't do that again ok?

― 1/2 paleontologist 1/2 basketball player (teenagequiet), Thursday, 21 December 2006 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

dudes Ed lives in Great Britain and is a Great Man.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 21 December 2006 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

No offense to Ed, and I was just making a lame generalization.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 21 December 2006 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.ssqq.com/information/images/exception.jpg

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 21 December 2006 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

You could've just posted a picture of Scottish people.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 21 December 2006 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

lolz

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 21 December 2006 19:54 (nineteen years ago)

I wish I truly did live in a world where face-punching was an acceptable answer to a person being extremely obnoxious. There would be a lot of face-punching in my world today.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 21 December 2006 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6d/Translational_motion.gif

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Thursday, 21 December 2006 20:22 (nineteen years ago)

blue dots = acceptable people
red dots = everyone on the "what is a troll really I mean really what is a troll people you know?" thread

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Thursday, 21 December 2006 20:22 (nineteen years ago)

what you guys did to the movie trailers thread is honorable and i only wish i was clever enough to join in.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 21 December 2006 20:36 (nineteen years ago)

What is up with that weird map? Where the hell is 'Leed'?

― Danny Beltway (hb262), Thursday, 21 December 2006 20:47 (nineteen years ago)

I feel a deep sense of national shame.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 21 December 2006 20:51 (nineteen years ago)

That makes you even more like us.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 21 December 2006 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

I must admit that I've not been keeping up with any threads other than this one and, ur, the mascara thread. So I'm kind of in the dark here, but obv. Ed is the awesomest britishes and a true bro, so clearly he is, in fact, exempted from all britishes-bashing. See also: Tim H.

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 21 December 2006 21:19 (nineteen years ago)

It is a sense deepening, there are lawyers and secrataries in my pub singing along to the piano.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 21 December 2006 21:19 (nineteen years ago)

Ed you need to move to DC. DC needs you!

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 21 December 2006 21:24 (nineteen years ago)

singing along to a piano??? What kind of pub are you at?

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 21 December 2006 21:25 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.mrsmiths.com/

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 21 December 2006 21:37 (nineteen years ago)

http://images.encarta.msn.com/xrefmedia/sharemed/targets/images/pho/t053/T053205A.jpg

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 21 December 2006 21:39 (nineteen years ago)

MERRY CHRISTMAS BEDFORD FALLS!!!!!!!! I GOTSA ALL YOUR MONEYS!!!!!

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 21 December 2006 21:41 (nineteen years ago)

if he never lived, Donna Reed would become nearsighted ;_;

and a librarian ;_;

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 21 December 2006 21:46 (nineteen years ago)

don't forget Zoo Zoo's Petals. And drunken banker monkey uncle dude.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 21 December 2006 21:49 (nineteen years ago)

KLG hates that movie, what a bummerz. ;_____;

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 21 December 2006 21:50 (nineteen years ago)

That movie is, in fact, FUCKING UNWATCHABLE. MW tried to make me watch it the other night but I yelled.

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 21 December 2006 21:54 (nineteen years ago)

Dude I kind of think it sucks too. I'm going to try to give it another chance this year, one last chance for the gipper but goddamnit I mean WHY would Donna Reed lose her eyesight? Also: the ENTIRE TOWN of Bedford Falls apparently entirely relies on a broke working dude? Get one infrastructure, people!

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 21 December 2006 22:00 (nineteen years ago)

Also I think his brother is kind of a douchebag, with that richest man in the world nonsense, you know he's just being sarcastic. It's like everyone knows you are broke Jimmy Stewart, even your asshole brother who has probably banged every chick in Italy's ports by now.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 21 December 2006 22:02 (nineteen years ago)

Another thing is that Zoo Zoo is an incredibly stupid name.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 21 December 2006 22:02 (nineteen years ago)

It's supposed to be heart warming, which it is at times. I totally agree that the majority of the premise is ridiculous, but the scene where he goes in the bar and everyone is mean is awesome.

It's not unwatchable as some have stated, but I've only seen it three times so I'm not that sick of it yet.

I did make KLG watch Elf, which sucked the bag.

Agree on the dumb name for the angel, and the brother fucking everyone in Europe.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 21 December 2006 22:03 (nineteen years ago)

YES the scene in the bar where drunks all gang up on Jimmy Stewart and then get all crazy is hilarious. I will say that.

But dude, the angel's name is CLARENCE. Jimmy Stewart's DAUGHTER is named Zoo Zoo!!!!!!!! WTF!!!!!!

Elf did not really suck the bag, it was pretty funny, especially when he leaps all over James Caan's desk and answers the phone, "Buddy the Elf, what's your favorite color?" And you just know Caan is like "Goddamnit I was in the Godfather."

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 21 December 2006 22:06 (nineteen years ago)

It's really not even about 1/5 as good as Harvey, is the other thing.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 21 December 2006 22:07 (nineteen years ago)

But dude, the angel's name is CLARENCE. Jimmy Stewart's DAUGHTER is named Zoo Zoo!!!!!!!! WTF!!!!!!

Oh, yeah. Like I've said, I've only seen it two-three times. It's still way better than Elf. What's even more ridiculous than IAWL is Mr. Smith Goes to Washington. That shit is crazy.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 21 December 2006 22:09 (nineteen years ago)

I need to see Harvey.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 21 December 2006 22:10 (nineteen years ago)

The main problem with MSGTW is that I have no fucking idea what the hell Jimmy Stewart is trying to accomplish vis a vis his law. I'm glad he fights those awful people and is trying to do something but I have no idea what exactly he is trying to do.

That movie is not as good as Harvey, either.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 21 December 2006 22:11 (nineteen years ago)

Harvey rules everything, it is about Jimmy Stewart and basically everyone else in the world being constantly drunk, but most drunks are really mean whereas Jimmy Stewart is loveable and imaginative while drunk.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 21 December 2006 22:12 (nineteen years ago)

I think the point w/ MSGTW and the boys camp is that Jimmy is such a naive rube doofus that's the only kind of legislation he can think of and only a person like that is up to the task of taking on the MACHINE

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Thursday, 21 December 2006 22:16 (nineteen years ago)

DAS MATRIX would have been a LOT better in every way if you replaced Neo with Mr. Smith.

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Thursday, 21 December 2006 22:17 (nineteen years ago)

Then it would all be MR SMITH vs. AGENT SMITH and JIMMY STEWART IS PUNCHIGN YOU IN THE FACE would be in incredible cgi slow-motion

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Thursday, 21 December 2006 22:18 (nineteen years ago)

THAT WOULD BE AWESOME.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 21 December 2006 22:19 (nineteen years ago)

OTM

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 21 December 2006 22:19 (nineteen years ago)

DAS MATRIX would have been better in every way if Keanu Reeves and Nona Gaye had switched parts.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 21 December 2006 22:19 (nineteen years ago)

And if Jimmy Stewart played Morphius.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Thursday, 21 December 2006 22:21 (nineteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/129/329482005_59631578c2_o.png

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Thursday, 21 December 2006 22:33 (nineteen years ago)

http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/3048/jimmymorphiuswd2.jpg

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 21 December 2006 23:04 (nineteen years ago)

AaAaaacckkkkdiulh!!!

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 21 December 2006 23:14 (nineteen years ago)

hahahahahahahhahahahahaha brian you just broke me in the brain parts.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 22 December 2006 03:06 (nineteen years ago)

ok still laughing a lot

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 22 December 2006 03:09 (nineteen years ago)

Lol ReBIRTH OS 9

― amon (amon), Friday, 22 December 2006 05:27 (nineteen years ago)

thefuckdoihavetobeherefor.jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 22 December 2006 14:26 (nineteen years ago)

catpunchingabearintheface.jpg

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 22 December 2006 14:36 (nineteen years ago)

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ YES MAKE IT HAPPEN

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 22 December 2006 15:46 (nineteen years ago)

http://files.myopera.com/cosmicnoise/blog/animal9.jpg

(viewer is bear)

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 22 December 2006 15:49 (nineteen years ago)

awwww cuetest

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 22 December 2006 15:51 (nineteen years ago)

DC roll call! Just Ally, MW, me in office today?

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 22 December 2006 15:55 (nineteen years ago)

I am here but I am quite busy, I am taking a mini-breather and checking in on you all. But I think we are loners today ;_;

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 22 December 2006 15:56 (nineteen years ago)

Dudes I have been here (work) since 7 a.m.

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 22 December 2006 15:58 (nineteen years ago)

sad face for KLG ;_____________;

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 22 December 2006 15:58 (nineteen years ago)

I'm around but I'm at home. Sis is sleeping and mom's baking cookies; it's like a regular Norman Rockwell scene. Let me know of any opportunities to escape Xmas cheer.

Also, put a January David Bowie dance party on your calendars.

― Matilda Wormwood (Mary ), Friday, 22 December 2006 15:59 (nineteen years ago)

KLG u r the champion of xmas

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 22 December 2006 16:05 (nineteen years ago)

naw i'm here, i'm just getting my grande year-end piece together.

― 1/2 paleontologist 1/2 basketball player (teenagequiet), Friday, 22 December 2006 16:06 (nineteen years ago)

oh my god remember last christmas when I was in the office every fucking day?

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 22 December 2006 16:07 (nineteen years ago)

I'm not really sure about you people not just quitting your jobs on the spot if asked to work on Christmas.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 22 December 2006 16:11 (nineteen years ago)

Hi, everyone! What's been going on?

― Stephen Ex (Stephen Ex), Friday, 22 December 2006 16:12 (nineteen years ago)

dude how was your business trip, did you close on any of the biggies?

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 22 December 2006 16:12 (nineteen years ago)

http://images.replacements.com/images/images5/china/C/gorham_gorham_christmas_plate_no_box_P0000013933S0011T2.jpg

― Stephen Ex (Stephen Ex), Friday, 22 December 2006 16:15 (nineteen years ago)

Stephen I'll have you know that I inquired as to your whereabouts both on this thread AND on the "fyi I miss ppls" thread!

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 22 December 2006 16:16 (nineteen years ago)

where is mookie, by the way?

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 22 December 2006 16:18 (nineteen years ago)

I saw that! Aw, you crazy kids.

― Stephen Ex (Stephen Ex), Friday, 22 December 2006 16:19 (nineteen years ago)

http://cover6.cduniverse.com/MuzeVideoArt/Large/37/213037.jpg

― Stephen Ex (Stephen Ex), Friday, 22 December 2006 16:20 (nineteen years ago)

http://epguides.com/WelcomeBackKotter/cast.jpg
Welcome back,
Your dreams were your ticket out.

Welcome back,
To that same old place that you laughed about.

Well the names have all changed since you hung around,
But those dreams have remained and they're turned around.

Who'd have thought they'd lead ya (Who'd have thought they'd lead ya)
Here where we need ya (Here where we need ya)

Yeah we tease him a lot cause we've hot him on the spot, welcome back,
Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 22 December 2006 16:23 (nineteen years ago)

hey has anyone been to the christmas market on F St? I'm thinking of going during lunch but I'm concerned it's going to be horrifyingly lame.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 22 December 2006 16:26 (nineteen years ago)

It looked a little lame when I went past it but I didn't really go through it much, I had a lot of bags already and didn't feel the urge to navigate people.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 22 December 2006 16:28 (nineteen years ago)

I dibs Epstein.

― Stephen Ex (Stephen Ex), Friday, 22 December 2006 16:28 (nineteen years ago)

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a248/instantxkarmaa/Cat_Impersonating_Rudolph.jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 22 December 2006 16:29 (nineteen years ago)

Hi. Sarah and I will be in town from tomorrow (Sat) until Fri. the 29th. We are thinking of going to see Black Lips at the Black Cat on THurs. the 28th.

― n/a (n/a), Friday, 22 December 2006 16:32 (nineteen years ago)

that would be a good decision, as i will probably be there. FAKE SOLIDARITY DUDES.

― 1/2 paleontologist 1/2 basketball player (teenagequiet), Friday, 22 December 2006 16:36 (nineteen years ago)

Mr. Que OTM

Nick, do you still have my number? We should all get together, maybe I also can do the Black Cat thing.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 22 December 2006 16:38 (nineteen years ago)

I AM ABOUT TO DRINK MANY MARTINIS WITH MY MANAGER

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 22 December 2006 16:38 (nineteen years ago)

I have a number for you, with a 347 area code, but I don't know if it's right. You, or anyone else, can email me at naamme at yahoo dot com. I will be ready to hang out near the end of the week.

― n/a (n/a), Friday, 22 December 2006 16:39 (nineteen years ago)

^^^^^^^^ this # is correct for my number

I am about to listen what is probably 83 voice mail messages, sans martinis ;_;

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 22 December 2006 16:40 (nineteen years ago)

StephX: where have you been?
N & S: I want to hang but will prolly be escaping to ny at that time.

― Matilda Wormwood (Mary ), Friday, 22 December 2006 16:53 (nineteen years ago)

it snowed yesterday! xmas miracle! also, i got really really drunk and now my head hurts!

― a_p (a_p), Friday, 22 December 2006 17:01 (nineteen years ago)

I actually just took this long to figure out the nu-registration thing. I'll be in Mexico next week and probably Internetless, but come January I'll be around so much you'll be sick of me.

― Stephen Ex (Stephen Ex), Friday, 22 December 2006 17:03 (nineteen years ago)

hm should i take my friend's advice and just say fuck christmas and instead head up to atlantic city? my parents would probably be pretty pissed off at me but that'll probably fade when i come back $$$$RICH$$$$

― 1/2 paleontologist 1/2 basketball player (teenagequiet), Friday, 22 December 2006 17:03 (nineteen years ago)

I don't know, bro: I mean, they blew up the chicken man in Philly last night from what I hear. His house, too.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 22 December 2006 17:07 (nineteen years ago)

*slow applause*

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 22 December 2006 17:13 (nineteen years ago)

Nothing says Christmas like a pai gow dealer in a Santa hat.

― Stephen Ex (Stephen Ex), Friday, 22 December 2006 17:16 (nineteen years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/23/89086796_fd7d89dc9c_m.jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 22 December 2006 17:29 (nineteen years ago)

http://images.acclaimimages.com/_gallery/_SM/0092-0607-3116-5049_SM.jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 22 December 2006 17:29 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.wilsonsalmanac.com/images1/santa_cat.jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 22 December 2006 17:31 (nineteen years ago)

lol these cats are so hating their lives

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 22 December 2006 17:31 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.oddtodd.com/bah-humbug!.jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 22 December 2006 17:31 (nineteen years ago)

http://scicomp.ucsd.edu/~mholst/personal/images_cats/santa.gif

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 22 December 2006 17:34 (nineteen years ago)

guys "out of the cradle" by lindsey buckingham is pretty awesome!

i need to get the hell out of here.

― a_p (a_p), Friday, 22 December 2006 18:32 (nineteen years ago)

MARTINIS = MANNA FROM GOD

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 22 December 2006 18:56 (nineteen years ago)

is anyone still at work ;_;

― 1/2 paleontologist 1/2 basketball player (teenagequiet), Friday, 22 December 2006 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

must...finish...article...then can leave

― 1/2 paleontologist 1/2 basketball player (teenagequiet), Friday, 22 December 2006 20:29 (nineteen years ago)

yes, but i'm reeling like a punch-drunk fighter. i literally staggered out of my seat and had to catch myself on the window sill when i just got up out of my chair.

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Friday, 22 December 2006 20:29 (nineteen years ago)

still at work, I think everyone's just sitting here waiting for the office to be closed...

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 22 December 2006 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

so my contract is totally in the shitter guys! our fucking golden boy manager literally gave two people their pink slips THIS WEEK! without the government even authorizing him to start firing people yet, so he got more than an earful from the govt AND from everybody on the night shift he made sit in for his "all-hands" this morning. Fuck that guy! Fuck all of us!

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 22 December 2006 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

seriously fuck my boss' boss and his boss and everybody else upstairs

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 22 December 2006 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

i'm here b/c my boss is gone, i think we'll be released soon let's hope.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 22 December 2006 20:36 (nineteen years ago)

oh god, that is way fucked up

I am still at work. Needing to actually perform work before I go home.

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 22 December 2006 20:37 (nineteen years ago)

uh...anyone wanna get a beer?

― 1/2 paleontologist 1/2 basketball player (teenagequiet), Friday, 22 December 2006 20:47 (nineteen years ago)

That is totally fucking unreasonable.

Are you sure you won't move to Boston?

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 22 December 2006 20:48 (nineteen years ago)

(Not getting a beer, that is meet and right so to do.)

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 22 December 2006 20:50 (nineteen years ago)

beer beer beer beer beer

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Friday, 22 December 2006 21:01 (nineteen years ago)

I would get a beer! I should be done here by 5.

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 22 December 2006 21:07 (nineteen years ago)

dar1a otm

― a_p (a_p), Friday, 22 December 2006 21:07 (nineteen years ago)

I didn't have anything to contribute until this point but I thought it needed to be said

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Friday, 22 December 2006 21:08 (nineteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v77/entartete/21210aa-1.jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 22 December 2006 21:09 (nineteen years ago)

LOL

i guess someone buzz me if you guys decide to meet up and let me know where when?

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 22 December 2006 21:12 (nineteen years ago)

i will be done by 5-5:30 or so and will be hungry and thirsty at that time.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 22 December 2006 21:13 (nineteen years ago)

I say "buzz me" as if I will actually go and finish up my errands in this fucking weather.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 22 December 2006 21:14 (nineteen years ago)

ok i'm just gonna suggest the same as usual that way everyone is on the same page. just in case.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 22 December 2006 21:23 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah ok big hunt at 5:00-5:30ish then?

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 22 December 2006 21:42 (nineteen years ago)

seconded

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 22 December 2006 21:43 (nineteen years ago)

i'm there dude

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Friday, 22 December 2006 21:46 (nineteen years ago)

hooray beer!Q@

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 22 December 2006 21:47 (nineteen years ago)

yes beerzorz

― 1/2 paleontologist 1/2 basketball player (teenagequiet), Friday, 22 December 2006 21:52 (nineteen years ago)

I WILL BE THERE IN SPIRIT

in reality, i will be getting drunk with my aunts

― a_p (a_p), Friday, 22 December 2006 22:34 (nineteen years ago)

DC save me from the blue monday beatbox interlude. Ed

― Ed (dali), Friday, 22 December 2006 23:07 (nineteen years ago)

;_; - waaaaaah!

― suzy artskooldisko (suzy artskooldisko), Friday, 22 December 2006 23:09 (nineteen years ago)

I have this sudden urge to get high with the Virgin Mary.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Saturday, 23 December 2006 13:46 (nineteen years ago)

can she cure hangovers?

― Ed (dali), Saturday, 23 December 2006 14:15 (nineteen years ago)

No but she does have huge nipples.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Saturday, 23 December 2006 18:11 (nineteen years ago)

There's a images that's going to stick.

Proven by science: Muppets cure hangovers.

― Ed (dali), Saturday, 23 December 2006 18:54 (nineteen years ago)

as do the 1996 Green Bay Packers

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Saturday, 23 December 2006 22:13 (nineteen years ago)

I will remember that.

What cures bruised feet? (and the stigmata like bruise on my hand which has actually come up purple, which is very unusual with me)

― Ed (dali), Saturday, 23 December 2006 22:24 (nineteen years ago)

ice. elevation.

― quincie (quincie), Sunday, 24 December 2006 00:27 (nineteen years ago)

http://cache.deadspin.com/brett-favre.jpg

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Sunday, 24 December 2006 03:38 (nineteen years ago)

I spit down the shaft in the center of the stairwell from the 9th floor and never heard it land, guys

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Sunday, 24 December 2006 04:09 (nineteen years ago)

gross

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Sunday, 24 December 2006 04:15 (nineteen years ago)

my day starts when your head hits the pillow
gotta get my shot of double cafe amaretto
kiss my boo goodnight, and then I'm out the door
my dream last night, my only friend on the metro

clock in, let the night begin
let's see what the city dragged in
a gangster, a hustler, a bum with some crack
last week, dude on weed, on too much smack

on the nightshift, I go up the escalator
on the nightshift, I go down the elevator
cause I'm the only one that's here tonight
my boss called around three, wanted to know the kronkite

my job requires me to mace out of hate
but it's up to me, so I will lyrically assassinate
those that step, and those that test,
the best damned security in the northwest.

on the nightshift
(one more day, let's get away)

call up the cops because I'm one of them
i'll be, i guess not, i'm just makin fun of them
wanted to be a 5-0 like my brother, but I failed the piss test
now i'm a disgrace to my mother

and pleasure in the job, and perfection in the work
then why's my uniform a second-hand t-shirt?
but hope floats, and that's how it goes
my 401k plan� yo, it blows!

on the nightshift, i go up the escalator
on the nightshift, one more time down the elevator
i'm the only one that's here tonight
my boss called around three, wanted to know the kronkite

my job requires me to mace out of hate
but it's up to me, so i will lyrically assassinate
those that step, and those that boast
the best damned security on the west coast.

on the nightshift
(one more day, let's get away, what's it gonna take?)
(trust your heart, it's not gonna break)
(love's gonna take us outta here)

that was fresh.
my whole crew is fresh.
you know what you could do to help me out?
i want everybody put your hands in the air.

(one more day, let's get away, what's it gonna take?)

i've worked a lot of places
all over this world.
but this, the northwest
this is definitely where it's at
so baby, you know i'm comin home in about ten minutes, right?
with a little thing i like, goodnight.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Sunday, 24 December 2006 04:19 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.freakyanimals.com/pets/1079.jpg

hi deres it is me your midwestern friend, i has not checked this thread for a long times b/coz it takes 17.65 mins. to load but now i see it and roffles muchaly

tom sorry about yr job, teenquiet sorry bout yr ribs, everyone i like you have a great time 4evah and eva

― Matt Cibula (Formerly, the Haikunym), Sunday, 24 December 2006 05:24 (nineteen years ago)

http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2006/12/wii_kitty_hug.jpg

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Sunday, 24 December 2006 06:02 (nineteen years ago)

well that's very nice that the cat was able to get a wii yet no one on ilx was able to pull that stunt off.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Sunday, 24 December 2006 18:04 (nineteen years ago)

hey buddies christmas eve woo! will call u ally once im back in townski.

― 69 (pete), Sunday, 24 December 2006 21:08 (nineteen years ago)

i have to go make zuppa di pesce soon. i mean i could wait but i am boooooooooooooooored so i will make now, maybe.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Sunday, 24 December 2006 21:09 (nineteen years ago)

you could join gareth and I discussing hair length merits on AIM

― Ed (dali), Sunday, 24 December 2006 21:10 (nineteen years ago)

so bored

― n/a (n/a), Sunday, 24 December 2006 21:25 (nineteen years ago)

done with post-shift nap recovery and applied massive amounts of burt's bees to hands. did not really think bone-dry hands would be an effect of working overnight, unpleasant surprise to go along with extra greasy hair. Merry Christmas everyone! I have to eat zuppa di pesce soon.

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Sunday, 24 December 2006 21:41 (nineteen years ago)

ohhhhhh xmaspaws ;_;

― 1/2 paleontologist 1/2 basketball player (teenagequiet), Monday, 25 December 2006 05:50 (nineteen years ago)

i love ya bro

― 69 (pete), Monday, 25 December 2006 05:57 (nineteen years ago)

thx duder, means a lot.

― 1/2 paleontologist 1/2 basketball player (teenagequiet), Monday, 25 December 2006 05:59 (nineteen years ago)

Merry Christmas DC

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/131/330915119_3003b7aa31.jpg?v=0

― Ed (dali), Monday, 25 December 2006 08:14 (nineteen years ago)

jesus christ

― a_p (a_p), Monday, 25 December 2006 17:49 (nineteen years ago)

OTM

― 1/2 paleontologist 1/2 basketball player (teenagequiet), Monday, 25 December 2006 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

Bugger jesus, this is about humanity.

― Ed (dali), Monday, 25 December 2006 18:31 (nineteen years ago)

HAHAHAHAHA I TOTALLY GOT A WII FOR XMAS

(NOTE: Where I write "WII" you should read "TUXEDO WITH SHIRT/TIE/VEST/SUSPENDERS")

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Monday, 25 December 2006 23:46 (nineteen years ago)

Does it make you go...?

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 00:35 (nineteen years ago)

Zack when I get home from work tomorrow I need you help to kill some video game lego stormtroopers. or watch kiera knightley shoot saxons in the face with arrows. Whichever, you know.

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 05:33 (nineteen years ago)

why hello workplace, good to see no one is here today and there are no incoming calls or e-mails whatsoever.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 15:41 (nineteen years ago)

Why, hello hotel room with stolen broadband singal, good to see work can go fuck a hat for the rest of the year.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 15:42 (nineteen years ago)

you are lucky. I am listening to my iPod at least. and mystery chocolates appeared.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 15:43 (nineteen years ago)

It is wicked quiet here. I think I'll leave after filling out my timesheet for last week.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 15:45 (nineteen years ago)

guys someone's got to get completely shitfaced with me tomorrow night. unless i get sick, which is pretty much what's going down right now.

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 15:49 (nineteen years ago)

what is tomorrow night?

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 15:51 (nineteen years ago)

Where at? I am pretty much always game, as long as the game is drinking.

Are we all in for smoking ban madness the night of Monday Jan 1st at the Black Cat red room?

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 15:52 (nineteen years ago)

i am coming back to dc tomorrow eve

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 16:01 (nineteen years ago)

im in, alex. maybe after band practice?

― 69 (pete), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 16:05 (nineteen years ago)

dudes, bistrot du coin was awesome last night, as was steadily drinking christmas away and spreading the gospel of BLOOD DIAMONDS

― 69 (pete), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 16:09 (nineteen years ago)

There is absolutely nothing happening here, and I plan to ditch as soon as somebody else comes in to relieve us for the 2nd shift, in the meanwhile I am spreading the gospel of ME, QUALIFIED CANDIDATE

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 16:24 (nineteen years ago)

I am spreading the gospel of considering going to emergency to get still bleeding finger fixed

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 16:47 (nineteen years ago)

sing everybody deutsche deutsche
vaya con dios, amigos

ok i'm gonna listen to this song 7 times in a row.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 16:53 (nineteen years ago)

it's still bleeding? Jesus babe maybe you should go to ER after all. You have your new PPO card right?

NO I DUNNO WHAT AN EMAIL IS HELP ME OUT GUYS

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 17:27 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah but I dunno what they will do about it.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 17:32 (nineteen years ago)

give you drugs? paint it orange? Stitches seems like an option, but is that really preferable?

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 17:39 (nineteen years ago)

WTF kind of drugs would this warrant.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 17:39 (nineteen years ago)

Leeches.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 17:44 (nineteen years ago)

That'll teach me to use that bread knife again.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 17:46 (nineteen years ago)

so I'm reading ESPN pg 2 right now and have discovered that Mark Cuban apparently said at some point, that Phil Jackson must be now considered his "bucket boy". WTF does that mean??? Cue seal picture.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 17:46 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.supercoolstuff.com/items/budget/pics/NVS088.jpg

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 17:47 (nineteen years ago)

similar but not exactly.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 17:48 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.sbiladyfingers.com/images/ladyfingers.jpg

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 18:04 (nineteen years ago)

Did you all have a good day yesterday?

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 18:06 (nineteen years ago)

http://1stepahead.typepad.com/blog/finger.jpg

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 18:06 (nineteen years ago)

oh yes it was ok. We had delicious frenchies dinner tho the waitress did refer to our wine as "Beajoulais Nuevo"

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 18:07 (nineteen years ago)

Hello, I made it through the wilderness but one of our neighbors wants to prolong the pain by having us over for dinner tonight damn you Christmas.

― Matilda Wormwood (Mary ), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 18:08 (nineteen years ago)

The famous french mexicans.

I believe I drank too much, my dad and I managed a whole bottle of armagnac between us. Goose was not a hit with my sister but the rest of us liked it. I might have talked myself into doing Xmas dinner next year.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 18:15 (nineteen years ago)

I got a recipe for mushroom soup from a coworker. Good a present as any.

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

Mary, at least it is free dinner.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

To: Pete
Re: Your question last night about Jennifer Connelly

She is on the cover of MARIE CLAIRE.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.hollywoodlegends.com/imagesm/groucho-glasses.jpg

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 18:32 (nineteen years ago)

LOLLLLLLLZ

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 18:34 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.tatteredcoat.com/images/heat-pacino-great-ass.jpg
She's got EXPRESSIVE EYEBROWS!!!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 18:35 (nineteen years ago)

Constant pressure stops bleeding. Yes that means no peeking at it to see how it's doing.

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 18:44 (nineteen years ago)

I'm not peeking, it is bleeding through bandage which is how I know it is still bleeding :\

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 18:45 (nineteen years ago)

Hey everyone, I don't understand this:
http://i4.peapod.com/c/RF/RF0GV.jpg

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

probably ask tom, your husband, who seems to understand and have considered everything SW-related

― 69 (pete), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

if you eat corn flakes, you can grow back your legs and hair, but you will still be an asshole.

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 19:31 (nineteen years ago)

space lava got nothin' on the power of corn flakes, while corn flakes got nothin on the dark side, you see.

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 19:32 (nineteen years ago)

and in fact it would appear from what happened to mr. christiansen that in fact the dark side cannot protect you from space lava! So it's like paper rock scissors.

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 19:32 (nineteen years ago)

yeah see what i mean

― 69 (pete), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

Wait, wtf are you talking about with the space lava? Is this about that Ice Age movie again?

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

I almost cried at the end of that movie, when Ray Romano elephant almost got killed by the caveman but then caveman realized Ray Romano elephant was SAVING CAVEMAN BABY WTF?? and then they were friends, briefly, and then Dennis Leary the Tiger showed up and WASN'T EVEN DEAD ANYMORE!!! I still have no idea WTF was going on in the movie, but it made me tear up. Hormonal imbalance???

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

no no COME ON don't you know that falling into the lava while fighting with Obi-Wan on the Ultimate Hell Planet is how come Anakin got so totally fucked up he had to have a rebreather installed to replace his black, loveless heart? Well and he was already missing a forearm and Kenobi chopped his legs off at the knees but mostly the lava is what really fucked him up.

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

Why would I know that, I didn't waste my time watching that stupid movie.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

Seriously I think whatever the combination of events is at the end of Ice Age it is like right up there with Iron Giant for completely fucking with people's emotions despite all rationality being against it

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

If George Lucas made Ice Age somebody would have gotten maimed, is all I'm saying

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

OH DEAR WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE??? AND HIS GOOD FRIEND JAR JAR BINKS AND SAMUEL ADAMS??? MAYBE RENTON WILL COME AND TELL ME. NEVER MIND, I DON'T CARE!!!

xpost yeah I know, that fuckin movie!!! I mean, seriously I really had made a pact with myself to never care about what happens to Dennis Leary yet there I am, crying over Dennis Leary as a tiger.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

Heh--all dinners are free when you are squirelly freeloader.

― Matilda Wormwood (Mary ), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

oh squirrelly freeloader i love you

― 69 (pete), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

If Jar Jar Binks made beer people would probably think his name was acceptable, like Oranjeboom, or Spaten Optimator. Has anybody made a sci-fi comedy where a robot character was named OE-800? I'm patenting that.

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

Spaten Optimator is clearly an acceptable name no matter who or what it is attached to.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

That is a fact, I should have stuck with belgian brews, in which I still feel that Jar-Jar Binks would pass with little notice

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

guitar wolf at top volume: possibly not appropriate for workplace???

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

Who wants to drive to Arlington, pick me up, buy me drinks, and drive me home?

― n/a (n/a), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Articles_with_large_trivia_sections

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.bluetop.com/images/masthead.gif

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

oh dear, aren't you near a metro?

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

I think maybe I can take the bus to Ballston. ? I wasn't being entirely serious though, I have to wake up at 7 tomorrow to work over the internets.

― n/a (n/a), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

therell be drinking after face accidents practice on wed though, nick - also black lips?

― 69 (pete), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

bros if you could take how i felt on xmas eve and 100% flip and reverse it that is how i feel to not be at work today

― 1/2 paleontologist 1/2 basketball player (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

I would sell kidneys to not be at work today, this is so horrible.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

zack seriously these lego stormtroopers are givin me so much trouble

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 21:12 (nineteen years ago)

i will totally assist. this is tomorrow - aka ELECTROJAM - right?

― 1/2 paleontologist 1/2 basketball player (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 21:21 (nineteen years ago)

uh maybe if you got off the f'ing computer occasionally and fought the legos they'd not be so troublesome ;_1

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 21:23 (nineteen years ago)

ugh god this place sucks

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 21:29 (nineteen years ago)

I just invented jalapeno-stuffed green olives and pepperoncinis and marinated artichokes tapenade

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 21:35 (nineteen years ago)

TOWERBOT WILL CRUSH YOU ALL

http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=334478567&size=l

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 23:40 (nineteen years ago)

1. Projector came. It's installed. I am never leaving the house again.
2. West Elm daybed & pillows ordered for maximum lounging.
3. Does market downstairs deliver chips & beer? Must check into this.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 14:50 (nineteen years ago)

http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/3261/fordvr4.jpg

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 15:07 (nineteen years ago)

peapod will deliver you chips, but in Washington DC they will not deliver you alcohol ;_;

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 15:12 (nineteen years ago)

Tho, if you never leave your house again, you will be home to accept and sign for packages that need an adult signature, so you can sign up for a wine/beer of the week club...

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 15:12 (nineteen years ago)

dudes i totally fulfilled my only new year's resolution for 2006!!

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 15:16 (nineteen years ago)

Damn, Image did not work

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/128/334478567_c069c42834.jpg?v=0

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 15:17 (nineteen years ago)

guys im so sleepy and hungry and happy!

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 16:29 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.vibesonline.net/news/various/img/p-maxrom.gif

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 16:30 (nineteen years ago)

does everyone have today off

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 16:31 (nineteen years ago)

no im at work

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 16:36 (nineteen years ago)

whew! I thought I sucked for a minute :(

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 16:36 (nineteen years ago)

you comin out tonight??

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 16:40 (nineteen years ago)

probably not, now. Where/when again??

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 16:41 (nineteen years ago)

dunno exactly - alex will be back, and we'll be done band practice by 10 at latest - probably just big hunt for artichoke dip and beerz

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 16:47 (nineteen years ago)

hows yr finger btw?

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 16:51 (nineteen years ago)

well it depends on the time, give me a call! if yr going to big hunt or similarly close venue I might stop by but it depends on time + whether or not Tom and ZR decided to lite it up at jam session today.

finger is ok though it just bled a little again (can see thru band aid). It seemed to be knitting up last night but now I dunno.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 16:55 (nineteen years ago)

i am hella bored

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 17:13 (nineteen years ago)

me too - i was so productive yesterday, and now all i can think about is drinking a yoo-hoo with lunch

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 17:16 (nineteen years ago)

so dudes what are suggestions for NYE? Not necessarily all together, I was just wondering if pplz heard about anything fun going on. I just been told the BIG HUNT is going to charge $70 a head for entry--WTF? THAT PLACE IS A SHITHOLE!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 17:23 (nineteen years ago)

I have resolved not to drop more than a fiver on entry to anywhere on NYE, ever.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 17:24 (nineteen years ago)

Well a friend just sent a thing that sounded...not necessarily cool but at least vaguely fun in a LNS kind of way, and it would've had unlimited ANYTHING bar and food and it was at the French Embassy! DOWNSIDE: COSTS 8 JILLION DOLLARS PER PERSON??? What on earth. At least they give you very high quality drink and food. Big Hunt is $70 for unlimited rail vodka and their house beers??? Fuck you, I'd have to really be in for getting trashed as shit to make that worth my while considering your house beers are $3 each. I mean I'd have to drink 25 beers. And even I would be unable to procure a result with that goal.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 17:29 (nineteen years ago)

25 beers to feel like I'm breaking even, I mean. I'd have to shoot for 30 to really feel I got my money's worth. Then I'd have to be carted to hospital with alcohol poisoning, I'd reckon.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

Fuck that shit. I in a quandary between going out to Cheltenham for a chilled out dinner and a pissup, poptimism, going to norfolk with my dad or a dirty warehouse party. Looking back over the last few years I think I've spent more NYE's with my parents than anyone else, which, I think says a lot about how I feel about NYE.

I'd like to go somewhere with girls, where I can show off my sale purchases.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 17:39 (nineteen years ago)

embassy parties rock, btw, but i hate paying money for, well, anything

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 17:52 (nineteen years ago)

i will get press passes for dc thread. zr should work on this too.

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 17:53 (nineteen years ago)

That would be great.

I'm starting to feel that NYE is the most overrated of holidays, I mean why is it such a big deal?

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 17:54 (nineteen years ago)

It is so overrated. It is the holiday of the huge cover charge and crap line up. It hink I've only paid 1 cover charge in the last 8 years. Low key is the way to go, (although free passes to whatever sounds good too).

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

NYE in Japan is really nice. Quiet and reflective. Eat special food, watch pop singers on TV, and then go to a shine and throw coins over peoples' heads.

I will be in NY this year. Hopefully I can convince Carey's dog, Peter Jennings, to give me a kiss at midnight.

― Matilda Wormwood (Mary ), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

that is the tradition in much of Europe. A nearly endless meal punctuated by throwing fireworks at each other at midnight.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 18:06 (nineteen years ago)

LOL did Carey really name her dog Peter Jennings??!

I think it is only in America where the tradition is to spend thousands of dollars, rent limos, dress in ridiculous formal wear and then vomit on each other.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

Shall I by these boots?

http://www.albertaboot.com/popups/images/police/242_strathcona_hibrown_368.jpg

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 18:26 (nineteen years ago)

I don't see why on earth you wouldn't.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 18:30 (nineteen years ago)

Will they match the blaze-orange boilersuit?

― suzy artskooldisko (suzy artskooldisko), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 18:31 (nineteen years ago)

only if I modify it so that it is cut like plus fours or jodhpurs

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 18:33 (nineteen years ago)

the only websites that are working for me today are this one and gmail. everything else is refused. wtf.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 18:37 (nineteen years ago)

This could be a look

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1970s-Vintage-Shooting-Suit-Plus-Fours-Ref-JFV_W0QQitemZ110071245581QQihZ001QQcategoryZ7303QQtcZphotoQQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

How about some blaze-orange knickerbockers? Zoolander wardrobe mistress to thread.

― suzy artskooldisko (suzy artskooldisko), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

OMG did any of you in DC, none of whom seem to really be around today, see the ad in Express by the DOH for smoke free DC??? It's like a pile of douchebags, really explicitly!! Lobby dude bitching about his suit being smokey, girl with LNS super-flatted hair going on about how much she spent and now she won't have to have her expensive hair smell (uh do you not shower?), and best, a TOTALLY DRUNK LOOKING SORORITY TYPE bitching about respiratory problems (while talking to a man who, quite honestly, looks like cgi superimposed into the picture??). HAHAHAHA it is pretty much awesome.

DOH: Let's not try to entice the homebodies who are avoiding bars, let's just show the very same people who are in the bars, and are always the people who stagger up to your table drunk off their ass begging for 'JUST ONE SMOKE, PLEASE, OMG I NEVER SMOKE'

also there is a mandatory little kid panel, a la the NYC smoking ban where all the ads initially focused on how good it would be for the children. Who are in bars for god knows what reason.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 18:44 (nineteen years ago)

Clicked on that. Awesome in Lord Whimsy style. Tie *must* be blaze-orange.

Ally, waht means LNS?

― suzy artskooldisko (suzy artskooldisko), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

NYE is awesome if you are at a house party. Paying an establishment is a sucker move.

Also HI DERE I HAS XM RADIO *HAPPY-DANCE EMOTICON*

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

LNS=Late Night Shots, it is a website/club type thing for basically lobby types, sorority/frat types, young Republicans--really bridge and tunnel, semi-subhuman douchebags. They all look like this:
http://www.capital-club.com/gallery/santa06/CCSS176.JPG http://www.capital-club.com/gallery/santa06/CCSS061.JPG

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 18:49 (nineteen years ago)

Ah. Every time I come back to the US, I see these people in ALL bars and they've paid for expensive "grooming" which only emphasises a certain plasicity. Oh, and teh ugly they're trying to mask.

― suzy artskooldisko (suzy artskooldisko), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 18:52 (nineteen years ago)

They're just kind of mind-blowing to me. They're the ones that complain the most about how they "reek of smoke" but they're definitely the first to consider it totally acceptable to go up to a stranger and bum smokes, sometimes multiples, because they "don't smoke but just this one time." So it cracks me up that they are the poster children for the smoke free DC ad.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 18:54 (nineteen years ago)

Those "women" are two of the fugliest things I've ever seen. I didn't know it was possible to crossbreed humans with giraffes/shitzus.

Also, why are those guys all 12??????? Christ I'm old.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 18:57 (nineteen years ago)

One of them is a bit balding, so I'd put him at at least 16.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

I can't believe they left out the photo where they made the "wacky" one fuck a gopher in order to hold onto the right to claim their friendship.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 19:03 (nineteen years ago)

I suppose it could be wrapped up in their tendency to do a dirty stop-out and then roll into work not-so-fresh so perhaps they are trying to cover their tracks, the sluts.

Dan OTM. Also WRT the brahs up there: now I know what happened to all those guys in school who dragged up in cheerleader uniforms and Dee Snyder makeover whenever a camera appeared at a kegger.

― suzy artskooldisko (suzy artskooldisko), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

DEAR BRIAN MILLER

Please to pay attention to DC Thread, have group of friends trying to coordinate with for NYE but every seemingly good suggestion either has a significant downside or turns really lame after further investigation. Help??

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

does anyone know if Jaleo downtown does anything on NYE? The Crystal City outpost does, it seems.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

NYE plans:

In general, fuck a new year. Amateur night. It's like an enormous company holiday party except without knowing anyone and having to pay for it.

That said, in DC cabs tend to be so fucked on NYE that I think the best plan is to pick a bar within walking distance of your house with a $20 or under cover and plan on walking home. For me this year it may end up being Bedrock Billiards.

Jaleo does something every year with a few seatings and flamenco dancers and that stuff. I think I randomly ended up at Jaleo last year at midnight, actually! But didn't get there until 11:45 or so. No ticket, no cover, it was great!

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

I am basically agreeing with your thesis but have friends in Laurel-ish area who want to come into city and do something. Within walking distance is key; we walked from Black Cat every year we did that, it was just too lame otherwise.

I'm thinking Jaleo would be perfect ie low key and fun but I can't see anything online for them. La Tasca is doing something for NYE but La Tasca, while ok, is not nearly as yummylicious as Jaleo. Though La Tasca's "pitchers" of sangria are more like "multiple gallons," huge plus in their favor.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 19:36 (nineteen years ago)

here's the Jaleo deal:

http://www.jaleo.com/NewYearsEve2006_000.htm

That says that midnight is part of the later seating, but I remember just going to the bar. Hmm.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 19:36 (nineteen years ago)

(l to r) probably 28 but looks 42 with her friend the illegitimate offspring of jack nicholson and the grinch.

http://www.capital-club.com/gallery/santa06/CCSS176.JPG

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

the guy in the white looks like revenge of the nerds-era anthony edwards.

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

sake club has a $69 (+ tax + gratuity) per person unlimited sushi, sake, and champagne deal.

Also OTTO OTM

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

unlimited tapas = pretty f'ing awesome

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

this looks like an arlington dentist with a couple of escorts hired for the evening. and i think he's hypnotized the one of the left.

http://www.capital-club.com/gallery/santa06/CCSS049.JPG

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 19:45 (nineteen years ago)

representatives of the lobbying firm Drunk, Drunker, and Fugly

http://www.capital-club.com/gallery/santa06/CCSS111.JPG

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

hey DCers -- have you seen this in yer post? drop a cool $500K-$1M, and you too can have a "hipster" condo above a homeless soup kitchen!

Million-Dollar Condos, With a Soup Kitchen Below

the money quote:

DeSantis said the company is well aware that some home buyers may blanch at the prospect of living above a homeless service center. But he said the developer expects to attract buyers who "are fully aware of the urban lifestyle" and will "appreciate the building and the neighborhood for what it is."

"I don't think I'm going to have any problem finding 140 families who want to call this building home," DeSantis said.

!!!!!!!

― Eisbär (Eisbär), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

You're not convincing me to come to DC you know, where the girls who don't look like my little ponies at?

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

tom brady's less successful younger brother chip

http://www.capital-club.com/gallery/santa06/CCSS194.JPG

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

DYING

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

WaPo has NYE listings:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/ac2/wp-dyn/CGSearch?displaySearchTerm=&displaySearchLocation=&displayDistance=&sortBy=106&f_group=%5EEvents%24&n_999_rt=New+Year%27s+Eve

my picks:

The Buzzlife event at Avenue (18 DJs, $20, open bar 8-10pm, serving until 4am)
Black Cat (same as usual, Peaches O'Dell, $20)
Asylum ($15)
Aroma (free)
Bar Pilar (free)
Bourbon (should be good, but $35)
Galaxy Hut (free)
Taxlo at Sonar (Baltimore, $15)
Wonderland ($10, free mugging on the way home)
Rock & Roll Hotel ($30, damn good DJs, location not working in its favor)
State Theater (Falls Church, $45, Psychedelic Furs haha WTF)

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

otto were you on the DC thread back in the day, when me and Spencer Chow spotted that Tom Brady dude in Cafe St. Ex? We tried to surrepticiously take his pic while he was entering/leaving the bathroom but he kind of noticed and I think he thought/assumed I just thought he was hot and started staring at me every 10 minutes and freaked me the fuck out :\

xpost LOL PYSCHEDELIC FURS???? WHERE ARE ECHO AND THE BUNNYMEN PLAYING, HEAVEN & HELL?

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

take parts of the three of these "women" and you have one half-way attractive person:

http://www.capital-club.com/gallery/santa06/CCSS081.JPG

xpost, no but i wish i had been.

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha who is that in the middle, Jay Leno?

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 19:54 (nineteen years ago)

it's patti labelle and jeff garcia, partyin' down!

http://www.capital-club.com/gallery/santa06/CCSS153.JPG

― Eisbär (Eisbär), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 19:54 (nineteen years ago)

xpost

With no fashion sense, WTF is that thing with the bath plug chains?

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 19:54 (nineteen years ago)

wtf are any of these people wearing:
http://www.capital-club.com/gallery/sinatra06/_P6B1478.JPG

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

i dont know actually the left two are totally hot/charming

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

no comment needed AT ALL:

http://www.capital-club.com/gallery/santa06/CCSS029.JPG

― Eisbär (Eisbär), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

ACK XXXPOST TO OTTOS PIC

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

you always go for dudes with mMiller Lites and dudes in shorts :\ xxxxxxxxxxpost

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

i know what i like

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

PETE WAHT PIC ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

that place gets a much better looking crowd on st. patty's day. though that couldn't be hard.

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.capital-club.com/gallery/sinatra06/_P6B1529.JPG
WAHT??

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

Why do all these swanky parties have pink plastic cups?

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.capital-club.com/gallery/santa06/CCSS081.JPG

left two girls are really hot

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

that place gets a much better looking crowd on st. patty's day. though that couldn't be hard.

http://www.capital-club.com/gallery/stpaddy04/Shamrock-1.jpg

?!?!?!?!?!?!?

― Eisbär (Eisbär), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.capital-club.com/gallery/sinatra06/_P6B1747.JPG
guys wacky guy's gf is miss yvonne.

xpost pete ick no

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.capital-club.com/gallery/santa06/CCSS081.JPG
No they are not.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 20:00 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.capital-club.com/gallery/swine05/aNP6B6224.jpg

― Eisbär (Eisbär), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

The invisible man is licking her nipples.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

dude esp the far left girl is so earnest-looking. and i had a big crush on this girl in soph yr of college with dead eyes like chick #2, so im into it.

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 20:02 (nineteen years ago)

ok it looks like someone photoshopped Chip Brady into this
http://www.capital-club.com/gallery/swine06/_P6B4248.JPG

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 20:02 (nineteen years ago)

left two girls are really hot

that one in the middle kinda looks like jennifer anniston. if jennifer anniston looked like marty feldman.

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 20:02 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.capital-club.com/gallery/Halloween06/1_P6B7963.JPG
HAHAHAHA sorry!!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

pete is hot for expressive eyebrows and dead eyes.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

that one in the middle kinda looks like jennifer anniston. if jennifer anniston looked like marty feldman.

right! yes! hot!

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

"Moooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! You can't seriously be wearrrrrring that!!! I haaaaaaaate you! I wish I was never born!!"

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

They are too clean.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

OK this halloween costume does actually rule
http://www.capital-club.com/gallery/Halloween06/1_P6B8049.JPG

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 20:05 (nineteen years ago)

im totally equal-opportunity wrt clean

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 20:06 (nineteen years ago)

"For Christ's sake Donna, USE A CUP!!!"

http://www.capital-club.com/gallery/Santa01/60750197203_0_ALB1.jpg

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 20:06 (nineteen years ago)

TO THE HALLOWEEN GIRL WHO APPEARS TO BE DRESSED AS PEYTON MANNING: HELLO IF YOU ARE NOT WEARING A WIG AND FAKE MOUSTACHE YOU SHOULD JUST GO SHOOT YOURSELF IN THE FACE BECAUSE "PUTTING ON A SHIRT" IS NOT A COSTUME

TO THESE...PEOPLE
http://www.capital-club.com/gallery/Halloween06/1_P6B8280.JPG
WTF ARE YOU?

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

totally hooking up tonight:

http://www.capital-club.com/gallery/Santa01/63001197203_0_ALB1.jpg

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

pete I think you should marry the Waffle House waitress:
http://www.capital-club.com/gallery/Halloween06/1_P6B8328.JPG

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

she made an evening wear ensemble out of a rug she found at her parents winter cabin:

http://www.capital-club.com/gallery/Santa02/046.jpg

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.capital-club.com/gallery/santa06/CCSS172.JPG
the woman in the middle is Rachael Weisz as a man

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

waffle house waitress is by far the cutest one posted yet.

― Eisbär (Eisbär), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

THAT WH GIRL IS SOOOOOOOOOO BORING-LOOKING AND NOT IN A GOOD WAY

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 20:12 (nineteen years ago)

i mean, id take her scattered smothered and covered but yknow

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 20:13 (nineteen years ago)

post me one cute DC girl, there must be one?

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

there aren't any ;_;

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

oh wvs there are plenty

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

http://archives.cnn.com/2001/LAW/06/04/embassy.bombings.02/story.albright.jpg

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

best yet (she at least has short hair)

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

"washington dc cute girl" gives me this:
http://blogs.salon.com/0001301/my%20Images/cute%20ones.jpg
She is cute, but I doubt she still is at this point in time.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

subtracting the "cute" and just looking for dc girls gives me this:
http://img124.imageshack.us/img124/5094/ginger28tl.jpg

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

http://blogs.salon.com/0001301/my%20Images/cute%20ones.jpg

holy shit, that dude on the left could totally be me. i need a fucking haircut like you wouldn't believe.

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 20:22 (nineteen years ago)

so does Tom--I think he's the dude in the turtleneck that you're gettin' cozy with.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.filmposter.ch/img/plakate/film/174588_The-Exorcist--Film-scene-with-Linda-Blair-CHF24.jpg

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/Wonderwoman_Calendar.jpg

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

hey guys. back in DC. hooray.

I don't know what to do for NYE.. don't want to go to baltimore.. got an invite to some international thing @ swedish embassy but it's $175, wtf. one year I was at some african cafe in adams morgan with a reggae band and it was really cool, nice crowd, only $10 cover, I just can't remember the name.

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 21:10 (nineteen years ago)

B'more was just suggested by one of our friends and I was like UH I'd like to be able to A) not have to crash at someone's house due to lack of car + lack of public transit B) see my other friends besides you guys.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 21:17 (nineteen years ago)

exactly. i have a car but i hate driving in baltimore plus it's pretty likely there will be backups on 95 due to 1) drunkies + 2) polices

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 21:38 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah driving back will be no fun at all, which is why I'm certain if we went there we'd have to crash someone's joint because NONE of those people are going to want to brave 95 and get us back to a metro.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 21:40 (nineteen years ago)

I have to admit that I am intrigued by the James Bond party with strict dress code at the Jurys.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 21:57 (nineteen years ago)

Oh god I just had the most stressful trip to G'town but at least I finally got to try Ching ching cha or whatever. We had to pay $5 for not being able to find parking under the G'town mall.

― Matilda Wormwood (Mary ), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 22:19 (nineteen years ago)

oh god the gtown mall parking lot is the worst. It's like the whole place was invaded by an army of badly placed columns.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 22:27 (nineteen years ago)

ching ching cha is teh best thing in georgetown.. I stopped in last week but only to buy gifts, no time to relax and have tea.

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 23:32 (nineteen years ago)

http://ideashak.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/kitty_passed_out.jpg

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 28 December 2006 14:48 (nineteen years ago)

ugggghhh

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 28 December 2006 14:48 (nineteen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/44/ConelradLogo.jpg

― the straw that stirs the titan's drink (trm), Thursday, 28 December 2006 14:51 (nineteen years ago)

note: Sarah and I are still planning to be at the Black Cat for the Black Lips show tonight if anyone else wants to come out and say hi.

― n/a (n/a), Thursday, 28 December 2006 15:01 (nineteen years ago)

Charlton Lido, The Lex, Matt DC and I were refused entrance to a club last night for being too old. We were told to try the 'more adult club' next door. (We got in fine in the end by talking to a human being instead of 300 lbs of muscle)

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 28 December 2006 15:32 (nineteen years ago)

MWAHAHA, the Lex, too OLD? Which club is this?

Anyway bouncers being lame, I'm totally shocked.

― suzy artskooldisko (suzy artskooldisko), Thursday, 28 December 2006 16:24 (nineteen years ago)

Trash at the End, still the worst bouncers.

Anyway I blame Matt DC and Charlton Lido for looking old. Can't of been me I was wearing two cardigans.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 28 December 2006 16:28 (nineteen years ago)

Trash is now Wednesday? I'd have just told them you were younger than Erol or indeed, Mr C! Which even taking combined ages, you are.

― suzy artskooldisko (suzy artskooldisko), Thursday, 28 December 2006 16:31 (nineteen years ago)

Trash is finishing for good in a couple of weeks.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 28 December 2006 16:33 (nineteen years ago)

ok kids we're veering dangerously close to rolling london dancing slash watercooler topics. where are the bandmates, the architect, the blogeur, the librarian, the webmonkey and my wife?

― the straw that stirs the titan's drink (trm), Thursday, 28 December 2006 16:38 (nineteen years ago)

ill be there tonight, nick!

here are some places i wont be:
- at work today, because i spent last night inside a beer, breathing only through a cigarette

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 28 December 2006 16:39 (nineteen years ago)

Sorry, original post was wrong thread.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 28 December 2006 16:43 (nineteen years ago)

don't apologize, I find that story to be hilarious.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 28 December 2006 17:15 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.randomhouse.com/crown/worldwarz/
^^^ take the survival chances test

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 28 December 2006 17:17 (nineteen years ago)

Tom, they're in the conservatory with Miss Scarlet and the candelabra ;-).

― suzy artskooldisko (suzy artskooldisko), Thursday, 28 December 2006 17:18 (nineteen years ago)

31%, a friend was raving about that book.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 28 December 2006 17:27 (nineteen years ago)

oh I was only 31% as well, I feel better now about that.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 28 December 2006 17:28 (nineteen years ago)

And now I remember that it was Tracer.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 28 December 2006 17:29 (nineteen years ago)

33%, i'm screwed

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 28 December 2006 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

How are you more likely to survive than I am! Hrmph.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 28 December 2006 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

are you proficient with firearms?

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 28 December 2006 17:31 (nineteen years ago)

No.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 28 December 2006 17:32 (nineteen years ago)

But I would ride a motorcycle into the zombie apocolypse.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 28 December 2006 17:32 (nineteen years ago)

I have survival skills and a bicycle.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 28 December 2006 17:33 (nineteen years ago)

So my sister apparently got sick of my other sister and her boyfriend, so she decided to skip town for 2-3 weeks. TO JAPAN. This seems to me to be an extreme reaction.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 28 December 2006 17:35 (nineteen years ago)

47 per cent! Survival skills and a bike OTM. I also get the feeling they don't like snow much.

― suzy artskooldisko (suzy artskooldisko), Thursday, 28 December 2006 17:37 (nineteen years ago)

34%, but only cause i said i live above the snowline

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 28 December 2006 17:38 (nineteen years ago)

I don't know what the snowline is.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 28 December 2006 17:39 (nineteen years ago)

Oi restaurant week is upcoming again. Taberna Pantalones is all sold out but I was going to go to Perry's again on 1/8 @ 7pm so if anyone wants to join holla at me and I can add you to reservation. It is prix fixe $30 (ish--certain items add a little to bill from last time I went there on RW) + alcohol, to remind everyone of what the words "RESTAURANT WEEK" mean.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 28 December 2006 17:56 (nineteen years ago)

xpost Either the point at which snow is always on mountains, or Minnesota basically. Logic would dictate that zombies might be cold-blooded and might actually freeze FAST if placed there. Firearms and BIG ROCKS actually equally useful.

Helps also to know your neighbours, I suspect to discern signs of incipient zombie weirdness.

Haven't actually given this loads of thought, just working it out on the hoof BTW. Am about to have zombie encounter eg. lunch with my dad. We'll see what weapons I need.

― suzy artskooldisko (suzy artskooldisko), Thursday, 28 December 2006 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

it's almost completely snowless in minnesota right now! global warming will accelerate the zombie holocaust!

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 28 December 2006 18:07 (nineteen years ago)

guys I am starving will someone bring me food ;_;

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 28 December 2006 18:11 (nineteen years ago)

what do you want to eat?

― the straw that stirs the titan's drink (trm), Thursday, 28 December 2006 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

I just applied for a job with NASA

― the straw that stirs the titan's drink (trm), Thursday, 28 December 2006 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

plz to not bring astronaut ice cream, plz to bring delicious food.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 28 December 2006 18:19 (nineteen years ago)

okay

― the straw that stirs the titan's drink (trm), Thursday, 28 December 2006 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

HAHAHAHA astrofood mught as well be astroturf.

Tom, I didn't quite comprehend, but before Xmas did you personally get pinkslipped or did others working in yr office? Either way = teh suck...

― suzy artskooldisko (suzy artskooldisko), Thursday, 28 December 2006 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

oh fuck no they can't fire me dude. other people.

― the straw that stirs the titan's drink (trm), Thursday, 28 December 2006 18:22 (nineteen years ago)

Tom you don't have your phone with you, someone called after you left actually looking for you presumably (I ignored it). Anyway that means no food for me ;_;

I want to get food at 100 King and eat that, but it is abit far for a lunch jaunt being down in Alexandria and all ;_;

My life, today, is a tragedy.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 28 December 2006 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

You should go to a cosi and get the TBM Melt. It is not such an impossible dream.

― the straw that stirs the titan's drink (trm), Thursday, 28 December 2006 18:25 (nineteen years ago)

COSI IS CLOSED FOR RENOVATIONS BY ME YOU INSENSITIVE GIT!!! also I have no cash

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 28 December 2006 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

I guess I could go to the one on H st.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 28 December 2006 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

I thought you tooked cash. anyway they take debit credit plastic magic.

― the straw that stirs the titan's drink (trm), Thursday, 28 December 2006 18:34 (nineteen years ago)

dude guys oysters are not cephalopods or gastropods, they are bivalves

― the straw that stirs the titan's drink (trm), Thursday, 28 December 2006 18:41 (nineteen years ago)

dammit between that and feldspar i was 0 for 2 last night. fuckin feldspar.

37% chance of zombie survival, which is total bullshit. i am NOT making it.

― strawberry cough 4 life (teenagequiet), Thursday, 28 December 2006 18:45 (nineteen years ago)

I HAS A SANDWICH

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 28 December 2006 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

Oh and I did take cash, but only a ten, which I used yesterday on smokes + coffee + muffin

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 28 December 2006 18:59 (nineteen years ago)

I want someone to open an organic fried chicken joint in London

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 28 December 2006 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

and possibly a bite of ally's Sandwich

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 28 December 2006 19:02 (nineteen years ago)

It is a tomato basil mozzarella grilled chicken sandwich and it is OTM 100% all time.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 28 December 2006 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

bah, damn orlandians diverting me from waitrose

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 28 December 2006 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

restaurant week - I'll go!

I need a new job. srsly. I am so burned out on my job I was up til 3am because my stomach hurt from the sheer dread of going back to the office. anyone need a webmaster/web editor? html/css/xml, most any cms, photoshop/fireworks, information architecture = OK, I don't do any server side programming though I pretty much know what the toolkits are for web based projects, writing/editing (copy, substantive) skills very good, for real, but if I have to write all day I'll go nuts.

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Thursday, 28 December 2006 19:21 (nineteen years ago)

ps - will not work for the military/industrial complex, no offense as plenty of my family does, but I can't

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Thursday, 28 December 2006 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

You should consider moving to California. We should all consider this.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 28 December 2006 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

TWO STATES

only liberals want to divide california in half

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Thursday, 28 December 2006 19:49 (nineteen years ago)

what about montana? hmm

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Thursday, 28 December 2006 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.countrysidewalk.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/BW1009th.jpg

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Thursday, 28 December 2006 19:54 (nineteen years ago)

Move to london, sell fried chicken and we can band together against the zombie menace.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 28 December 2006 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

That's a good point.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 28 December 2006 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2006/features/magstories/060821/brad_pitt.jpg
where is everyone

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 28 December 2006 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

je m'ennuie

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Thursday, 28 December 2006 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

anyone think they will close the city up for ford's funeral on tues??

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 28 December 2006 21:03 (nineteen years ago)

Not really? Reagan did basically shut everything down though, huh.

My boss just left so now I CAN LEAVE TOO

― the straw that stirs the titan's drink (trm), Thursday, 28 December 2006 21:06 (nineteen years ago)

haha 8 hour wait to walk past Reagan's casket = I predict 10 minute wait to walk past Ford.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 28 December 2006 21:15 (nineteen years ago)

people who went to see Reagan in state should've all been 9/11ed.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 28 December 2006 21:22 (nineteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/144/336605792_d8b0faee08.jpg?v=0

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 28 December 2006 21:39 (nineteen years ago)

haha he looks strangely not unhappy

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 28 December 2006 21:39 (nineteen years ago)

hey dudes we not back yet just sayin hi isn't that stupid. yeah. hey jacksonville florida=home of. . .LYRNRD SKYNRDS. hope all is well we back saturnday and will be ready to party down. also: I have always hated new years, fuck news years. if you think about it it's all bullshit anyways, time doesn't exist, yo! so okayyyyyyyyyyyyyy

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 29 December 2006 03:42 (nineteen years ago)

************insert cat picturse here toooo*******

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 29 December 2006 03:43 (nineteen years ago)

black lips were tite yo

― 69 (pete), Friday, 29 December 2006 04:52 (nineteen years ago)

If people allow you to order backup drinks, you get drunker.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 29 December 2006 14:34 (nineteen years ago)

anyone think they will close the city up for ford's funeral on tues??

i'm pretty much banking on having tuesday off as a "national day of mourning". i was already on vacation when reagan kicked so while i got 8 hours of leave comped back to me it wasn't as cool as getting an unexpected day off.

who else played on the black lips bill? and did they have the new record at the merch table?

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Friday, 29 December 2006 14:42 (nineteen years ago)

sorry i missed it guys, but i went to bed at ELEVEN-THIRTY and today feel much less sick.

― a_p (a_p), Friday, 29 December 2006 15:02 (nineteen years ago)

my favorite art/museum shows I saw in DC, 2006:

Hokusai (Sackler)

Hiroshi Sugimoto (Hirshhorn)

Style and Status: Imperial Costumes from Ottoman Turkey (Sackler)

Dada (National Gallery of Art)

Prayers and Portraits: Unfolding the Netherlandish Diptych (National Gallery of Art)

Maggie Michael (G Fine Art)

Treasures of American History (National Museum of American History, shown at the National Air and Space Museum)

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 29 December 2006 15:10 (nineteen years ago)

re: MW's posts.
UH? hi dere drunky

re: Sunday openings of liquor stores
I HAD NO IDEA THAT WAS GOING ON LAST WEEK WTF

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 29 December 2006 15:10 (nineteen years ago)

Reason number 17,000,000 why Virginia is the worst state in the entire union: Bowflex ambitious facial hair midlife crisis dude lives there.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 29 December 2006 15:38 (nineteen years ago)

Yeha but dudes if we go to Mama Bea's for NYE we could win a bowflex home gym AND see duder live in concert with his band, TORQUE.
http://www.nathanneff.com/MichaelOnBar_small.jpg

― If you ain't eatin' WHAM, you ain't eatin' HAM (trm), Friday, 29 December 2006 15:47 (nineteen years ago)

no no no no no no no NO

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 29 December 2006 15:48 (nineteen years ago)

I really wish I could find that freeze frame with the pursed lips as he's doing a curl

― If you ain't eatin' WHAM, you ain't eatin' HAM (trm), Friday, 29 December 2006 15:52 (nineteen years ago)

I hate that dude.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 29 December 2006 16:01 (nineteen years ago)

the more you viscerally hate him the more I'm coming around to the idea that he's probably actually an okay bro. maybe I am turning into a pete.

― If you ain't eatin' WHAM, you ain't eatin' HAM (trm), Friday, 29 December 2006 16:13 (nineteen years ago)

wait hows that work? theres only two people i remember disagreeing with ally about, and she was totally right about at least one of them...

― 69 (pete), Friday, 29 December 2006 16:15 (nineteen years ago)

I don't even remember who these two people are!

Maybe you're just becoming a capitool, Tom.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 29 December 2006 16:16 (nineteen years ago)

OK I'm gonna run this past you all too:

My coworker missed his bus this morning, offered to work from home (keep in mind that he is on the road most of the time, so he is specifically set up to work remotely 80% of the time and it wouldn't be unusual), was told he HAD to come in by our boss (despite fact that we have received very few inquiries or responses this week due to holiday and we're only working a half day today), so he drove in. Goes and parks in our parking garage (ie the private one in our building, that our company owns, that only company employees can park in) AND THEY CHARGED HIM $10 FOR THE PRIVLEDGE. WTF?

-- Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (garance8...) (webmail), December 29th, 2006 4:13 PM. (Allyzay Eisenschefter) (later) (link)

For comparison's sake, there are multiple public garages surrounding our building, all of which have $5 "early bird specials" that cover parking from like anytime before 8:30 until 5 or 6pm, so he's paying double price to park IN HIS OWN COMPANY'S LOT. Who has ever heard of this?

-- Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (garance8...) (webmail), December 29th, 2006 4:14 PM. (Allyzay Eisenschefter) (later) (link)

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 29 December 2006 16:16 (nineteen years ago)

yeah so lame - the company should def pay the parking today

― 69 (pete), Friday, 29 December 2006 16:19 (nineteen years ago)

today or any day?? I mean, I don't understand the idea of your own employer charging you to park on their premises.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 29 December 2006 16:20 (nineteen years ago)

Companies should never pay for employee parking, it discourages use of public transportation (this is not to say that your company is not being dickish).

Is the parking garage under separate management?

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 29 December 2006 16:23 (nineteen years ago)

Not that I know of, and would doubt it knowing how this place operates. My opinion is that if you are going to offer an employee parking lot or garage, forcing employees to pay for it is asinine. Utilizing the space in a better fashion and not having a lot makes sense to me as a method of encouraging public transit use, as is giving transit benefits. But why offer it and then fleece over your own employees, which you pay like shit under the questionable "we're a non-profit" lie that you keep telling people??? Ugh this place.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 29 December 2006 16:25 (nineteen years ago)

I bet Michael Palinko, director of quality, influenced that policy.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 29 December 2006 16:26 (nineteen years ago)

petty cash fund

― If you ain't eatin' WHAM, you ain't eatin' HAM (trm), Friday, 29 December 2006 16:26 (nineteen years ago)

from the Going Out Gurus Nightlife Agenda...

At 12:01 a.m. on January 2, 2007, it becomes illegal to smoke inside any bar, club or restaurant in Washington. The employees of the Black Cat have been vocal opponents of the smoking ban from the start -- when owner Dante Ferrando asked them at a staff meeting earlier this year if they'd like to ban cigarettes before the government forced them to, Ferrando says, they voted 30-1 to let the smoke stay. With the ban looming, the Cat is hosting one last "Smoke Night" in the club's Red Room, where everyone's invited to come in, puff away and commiserate before all the ashtrays disappear for the last time.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 29 December 2006 16:26 (nineteen years ago)

no one here seems to understand any kind of "petty cash fund" or anything like that. I think the conclusion we came to was that we were going to corner Ian and force him to personally reimburse the dude, since it was sooooooooooooooooooooo important that he came in today (not that Ian is here or anything, I mean it's not THAT kind of important right).

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 29 December 2006 16:29 (nineteen years ago)

whoa I just got a gift from the coffee shop dude!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 29 December 2006 16:54 (nineteen years ago)

my work doesn't pay for parking even though the office is in glover park ie NO METRO ANYWHERE AROUND. it costs like $160/month to park in the garage. luckily I have found a street nearby where the zone signs were taken down for construction.

this year I didn't get much culture at all, which is pretty sad.. but I liked the Sugimoto show a lot

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Friday, 29 December 2006 17:12 (nineteen years ago)

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― If you ain't eatin' WHAM, you ain't eatin' HAM (trm), Friday, 29 December 2006 17:23 (nineteen years ago)

dudes david lynch is speaking at AFI before inland empire ON MY BIRTHDAY january 14th (sunday, 1pm).

LETS ALL GO

― 69 (pete), Friday, 29 December 2006 17:24 (nineteen years ago)

OK. Hi DC--you're thread keeps breaking Carey's computer.

--Mary not Carey

― Carey (Carey), Friday, 29 December 2006 17:34 (nineteen years ago)

TOMBOT, investigate the cat pictures threat to internet performance.

Switch carey's settings to only display 50 posts.

Tonight, I look sharp.

― Ed (dali), Friday, 29 December 2006 17:48 (nineteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/134/337545289_774bc7cce2_o.png

― If you ain't eatin' WHAM, you ain't eatin' HAM (trm), Friday, 29 December 2006 18:22 (nineteen years ago)

Office closing early today - 2:30. YES!

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 29 December 2006 18:39 (nineteen years ago)

Dudes, I am bored. Any photoshoppery suggestions before I leave?

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 29 December 2006 18:40 (nineteen years ago)

a photoshop of me thanking Gerald Ford for giving me a 4 day weekend.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 29 December 2006 18:41 (nineteen years ago)

a photoshop of me thanking Gerald Ford for giving me a 4 day weekend.

i'm right there with you sister. plus, as soon as the person from whom i am covering gets back i'm putting in leave for the rest of the day and making it a 4 1/2 day weekend.

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Friday, 29 December 2006 18:44 (nineteen years ago)

OTM

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 29 December 2006 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

and i'm meeting a friend for lunch so there's a chance that there will be some more drunk txt msgs before long.

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Friday, 29 December 2006 18:49 (nineteen years ago)

;_; no day off on tuesday for me ;_;

― 69 (pete), Friday, 29 December 2006 18:50 (nineteen years ago)

cool I'm down

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 29 December 2006 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

yeah if I wasn't the ONLY PERSON ON MY TEAM HERE TODAY I would totally bolt and go finish up remixing my af buddy's funk song about bitches but I have to stick around until at least like 2:30 it seems

― If you ain't eatin' WHAM, you ain't eatin' HAM (trm), Friday, 29 December 2006 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

Working on Ford.

I was at the National Portrait Gallery yesterday and the text with Ford portrait in the presidential section was already updated to reflect his date of death! They are on the ball.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 29 December 2006 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

http://img368.imageshack.us/img368/7719/fordhw2.jpg

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 29 December 2006 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

from now on any Tuesday in which a person does not have to work is not to be referred to as "Tuesday Off" but a "Gerald Ford Tuesday"

― If you ain't eatin' WHAM, you ain't eatin' HAM (trm), Friday, 29 December 2006 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

hey brian miller can i steal that for a post

― a_p (a_p), Friday, 29 December 2006 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

yeah sure

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 29 December 2006 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

thanks bro

― a_p (a_p), Friday, 29 December 2006 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

Switch carey's settings to only display 50 posts.

But I don't want to be *that* houseguest. I suppose I could just login as myself . . .

― Marey (Carey), Sunday, 31 December 2006 00:11 (nineteen years ago)

2007!

- Ringing in the new year in Montgomery County
- The goddamn rain
- a 3 HOUR WAIT for a cab after we called

+ Freaking awesome wines. Perrier Jouet rose champagne, Bollinger rose, and a 1982 magnum of Dom Perignon to start? Yes! A bottle of 1990 Chateua D'Yquem for dessert? Yes! Many wonderful wines in between? Yes! Drinking more $ worth of wine between 9pm and 3am than I will drink for the rest of the year? Yes.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Monday, 1 January 2007 09:36 (nineteen years ago)

Also, I am so on for Black Cat red room tonight. Smoking ban ahoy!

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Monday, 1 January 2007 09:36 (nineteen years ago)

http://silenthell.site.voila.fr/image/redroom.jpg
tonight, yes. i am bringing a hipster photographer and wearing a three-piece suit. THIS IS OUR NEW YEARS.

― a_p (a_p), Monday, 1 January 2007 22:32 (nineteen years ago)

best NYE evar. not leaving bed tonight, but hope bidding of fond farewell to indoor tobaccanization goes well.

― strawberry cough 4 life (teenagequiet), Monday, 1 January 2007 22:43 (nineteen years ago)

yeah dudes sorry I couldn't make it but I hope the funeral was as good as a funeral can be.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 05:25 (nineteen years ago)

It was OK. No real ban in effect, we scofflaws smoked well into the wee hours.

Things I will miss most about smoke in bars and clubs:

1. It covered up the smell of stale beer
2. Laser light shows will be way less awesome

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 13:58 (nineteen years ago)

We missed the convoy this morning to get coffee. There was a K9 unit barking like it was going out of style down at 10th & PAAVE though, don't have a clue what that was about.

― TOMB07 (trm), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 14:46 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.monkbarhotel.co.uk/images/press/No%20Smoking%20stub%20out%20shot%202.JPG

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 16:06 (nineteen years ago)

hey frenz let's make 2007 kick total ass ok?

― ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 16:46 (nineteen years ago)

2007 seems hellbent on ruling!

― 69 (pete), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 16:54 (nineteen years ago)

ZR and 69 OTM

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 16:56 (nineteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/124/342594964_7a5c38cf5f.jpg

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 17:05 (nineteen years ago)

So based on the events of the last couple of weeks, or the lack thereof, I believe the most effective way for a federal agency to safeguard its information technology assets is to keep the civil servants the hell away from them.

― TOMB07 (trm), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 18:12 (nineteen years ago)

Also dudes I totally picked this up with my Borders gift card, word!:

http://www.schrag.info/research/greatsocietysubway.html

― TOMB07 (trm), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 18:13 (nineteen years ago)

http://chnm.gmu.edu/metro/images/bond68h.jpg

― TOMB07 (trm), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 18:15 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah that book is fresh for sure, even if it gets a little too much into 1950's local vs. federal politics at times.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 18:24 (nineteen years ago)

The coming way to go!

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 18:44 (nineteen years ago)

hey zack and pete, i am listening to pissed jeans. not bad! this guy sounds like david yow. is it david yow?

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 19:00 (nineteen years ago)

man if only. he DOES sound like david yow though.

― ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

how was yr new year's, dude?

― ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 19:02 (nineteen years ago)

how was everyone's new year's, actually?

― ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 19:02 (nineteen years ago)

laid back. ate lots of tapas, drank some wine, drank some champagne, smoked some cigarettes, steered well clear of wasted douchebags, tried not to step in their puke, blew up the death star over lego endor, still feeling genuinely optimistic and kind of excited about 07, which is unusual!

― TOMB07 (trm), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 19:10 (nineteen years ago)

dude dar1a, which are you listening to? shallow? that is most def #1 album of 2k5 for me. i have a couple 7"s too - i can make you a tape!

― 69 (pete), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 19:11 (nineteen years ago)

i really really really like the exploding hearts, BTW, PS.

Nu Years: We watched The Player, which is the best Bruce Willis movie ever. As far as the rest of it goes, the movie/Hollywood stuff was funny but it didn't carry the movie. I made hazelnut chocolate cake with whipped cream, and it ruled, totally.

i too feel awesome about 2007.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 19:15 (nineteen years ago)

excellent! ill make you a copy of the record - i think ZR has the new comp of their singles and odds and ends that just came out, too...

― 69 (pete), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

Hudson Hawk is totally the best Bruce Willis movie.

I have great expectations for 2007, but honestly it's underperformed so far.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

Movies to See 2007:

*Hudson Hawk
*Those four connected Westerns PS mentioned the other day (Good, Bad, Ugly, etc.)
*Happy Feet 2: Return of the Happy Feet
*That other weird Russian film PS mentioned that's like 3 hours long
*Mcabe and Mrs. Miller.
*MASH
*Die Hard 4

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 19:26 (nineteen years ago)

*Transformers

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 19:31 (nineteen years ago)

im in for 2, 4, 5, and 7 - plus, you can def see ONCE UPON A TIME IN THE WEST w/o seeing the man with no name trilogy...

― 69 (pete), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

FYI GUYS i think im gonna rearrange my apt, and put my bed in the little nook where my dining room table is now.

― 69 (pete), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

A remake of MASH? Please say no.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

oh damn mark & pete you talkin andrei rublev? SO there. i'm ready for that shit again.

― ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.wellesley.edu/Russian/scans/rublev1.jpg

― ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

ZR--yes! that's the one.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.eikastikon.gr/afieromata/rublev/rublev.jpg

^^^^ hero

― ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

(xpost) 69, are you gonna move the dining table?

Major apartment upgrades on the way for me this year, too.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

DUDES IM ABOUT TO ASK MY COWORKER OUT ON A DATE. I AM SO NERVOUS RIGHT NOW

― 69 (pete), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 19:49 (nineteen years ago)

AND YES ILL MOVE THE D ROOM TABLE. IM ACTUALLY GETTING A DIFFERENT ONE (AND SOME LAMPS) FROM THE 'RENTS.

― 69 (pete), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

AND MAYBE ILL GET A BEDFRAME TOO??

― 69 (pete), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

GOOOD LUCK SCOTT BROSIUS. Also: Shower/Beaded curtain between kitchen and bed?

http://www.baseball-almanac.com/players/pics/scott_brosius_autograph.jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

im thinking nothing bw kitchen and bed, but maybe some kind of poled curtain bw bed and "main room"?

― 69 (pete), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

dammit she left for the day. eff

― 69 (pete), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

cheap and easy solution for a room divider that still lets in loads of light:

http://static.flickr.com/20/72827616_c3aaed004f_m.jpg

Dammit, 69. Leave a post-it note on her monitor.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 20:00 (nineteen years ago)

No no no send her an Outlook invitation for an appointment for a post-work date, that way she can click YES I WANT TO GO ON DATE WITH BRO or NO I SUCK AND I DON'T WANT TO GO ON DATE WITH BRO.

P.S. Don't do this, I am just kidding.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 20:05 (nineteen years ago)

dude that is bummer. i am about to friend request gurl from parrrty (we shared moment 'round 4 a.m., it was special) and it is sad fact of modern life that even this makes me nevrose. but comfort zone must die(t), so on we charge.

― ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 20:06 (nineteen years ago)

God I kept reading that as "Outback invitation"

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

is no one going to question the wisdom of dating coworker???

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 20:29 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, right. BAD IDEA, 69!

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

look q you can lead a bro to water, but you can't make him not date his coworker

― ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

I figured I"d leave that to Tom to jump in and do his normal huge hypocritical rant against coworker dating, it is titled "Don't Shit Where You Eat" and I've heard/read it about 74 times.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

It's really not that horrible an idea presuming everyone involved is an adult and not a 1) stalker 2) immature mid-life crisis havin' person 3) drama queen.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 20:36 (nineteen years ago)

plus 4) makin out in the break room while feeding each other Zingers and Ding Dongs=AWESOMES

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

ESPECIALLY #3 IS IMPORTANT, THO

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

uhhh

xpost #1 is pretty important too but they're kind of related sometimes

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 20:39 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah how the person deals with breakups is totally crucial. Also, you're gonna need to keep lots of change on hand for the Ding Dongs.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 20:40 (nineteen years ago)

the problem is, #3 can be hard to predict UNTIL IT IS TOO LATE!

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 20:40 (nineteen years ago)

SOMETIMES

I dunno, I've known a lot of people who have dated at workplaces and it has been fine, but there was one horrible workplace serial dater I knew who was always trying to pick up ladies and then becoming stalkerish and a huge drama queen whenever the relationship would go sour so that kind of person is definitely out there.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 20:42 (nineteen years ago)

I knew a guy whose Asian gf who he had met at work and dated a long time broke up with him and then he went to China (nb she was not chinese, she was Filipino, the gf I mean) and BOUGHT a woman, now that is a drama queen.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 20:43 (nineteen years ago)

i bought a woman is the best ray charles song ever

― ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 20:43 (nineteen years ago)

As a warning, if she has quality #3 it WILL come into play at the company holiday party.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 20:46 (nineteen years ago)

holiday parties should be banned

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 20:47 (nineteen years ago)

Amen.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 20:50 (nineteen years ago)

agree. dear company: just provide me with a mail-order dinner and booze, thx.

― ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 20:50 (nineteen years ago)

just give me some money ffs

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 20:51 (nineteen years ago)

actually yeah that's a much better idea

― ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 20:51 (nineteen years ago)

also plz to do this with year end bonuses as well

― ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/123/342966874_7113795f72_o.png

― TOMB07 (trm), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

How good was Blood Diamond?
Posted By: Solomon on 01-02-2007 1:35 pm Report as shockingly offensive

Best movie I’ve seen in years.

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 21:08 (nineteen years ago)

TBOT I would buy that book.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 21:13 (nineteen years ago)

27 possible endings, how many of them can be terrible?

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 21:14 (nineteen years ago)

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 21:15 (nineteen years ago)

apartment plans for 2007 in italics:

http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/9669/201iz4.jpg

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 21:15 (nineteen years ago)

at least one of them should resemble http://www.sexadventure.ca/

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 21:16 (nineteen years ago)

hey pete.. tracks I have are from shallow, I think. it's pretty good. i've mostly been listening to hip hop though. rick ross is cool. he doesn't bother to rhyme when he can just repeat himself a bunch of times. funny stuff. also lil wayne is just absurd

i need a new job..

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 21:18 (nineteen years ago)

i totally support Brian's xtreme apartment makeover 2007 plan

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 21:20 (nineteen years ago)

Should be a 32 bottle wine cooler but other than that this is good.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 21:21 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, the 8-bottle is much cheaper though. And the only time I go through more than 8 bottles of wine in one sitting is when I have ILX people over.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 21:24 (nineteen years ago)

I drink only one (1) bottles.

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 21:27 (nineteen years ago)

Or so.

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 21:28 (nineteen years ago)

I take two usually but have not been to your house. YET.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 21:28 (nineteen years ago)

let's have a party for the rest of the year

― ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 21:32 (nineteen years ago)

What did you have in mind?

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 21:34 (nineteen years ago)

Ahaha that was totally a Harvey reference. MW and I watched it the other night!

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 21:34 (nineteen years ago)

Probably not this kind of party

http://www.facets.org/images/24%20hour%20party%20people.jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 21:35 (nineteen years ago)

Dammit, I had just forgotten how bad that cover art was.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 21:43 (nineteen years ago)

OTM

― ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 21:44 (nineteen years ago)

We'll do this kind of party:

http://www.impawards.com/1990/posters/house_party.jpg

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 21:44 (nineteen years ago)

that looks like a pretty lame kind of party, bro

― ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 21:46 (nineteen years ago)

I'm totally fine with that.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 21:52 (nineteen years ago)

Hi everyone, happy new year! I went to a 12 hour party people night--it was the lame.

― Matilda Wormwood (Mary ), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 21:55 (nineteen years ago)

Hi M! Let's go shopping! Everything is ON SALE!

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 21:59 (nineteen years ago)

no more spending $$ for me! I spent way too much. got more things from club monaco. all black. oh well.. at least I match

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 22:16 (nineteen years ago)

Yikes, I refound my old spendthrift ways in NYC. Paying out the nose for cute yet useless Japanese trinkets--that city is in such an arrested development--I need to hunker down and try to recoup my losses--except for essentials, like non clumping mascara of course:)

― Matilda Wormwood (Mary ), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 22:18 (nineteen years ago)

dudes, mcsweeneys is pretty funny today. the talent rider thingie?

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 2 January 2007 22:37 (nineteen years ago)

McSweeneys comes out every day?

Hey, do the DC girls want to meet up this weekend and play with make-up?

― Matilda Wormwood (Mary ), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 06:43 (nineteen years ago)

Sure! Also: movie?

― quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 14:23 (nineteen years ago)

Also also: anyone interested in "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?" at the Kennedy Center this month?

― quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 15:12 (nineteen years ago)

Actually never mind--cheapest tix appear to be over fiddy bucks.

― quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 15:15 (nineteen years ago)

i went to see dreamgirls with people from work yesterday - pretty awes

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 15:52 (nineteen years ago)

I fell asleep at 7:30 - pretty awes

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 16:00 (nineteen years ago)

I went shopping and watched a movie.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 16:11 (nineteen years ago)

I cannot take this job for another minute dudes

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 16:19 (nineteen years ago)

yeeeaaaah.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 16:20 (nineteen years ago)

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― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 16:20 (nineteen years ago)

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― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 16:23 (nineteen years ago)

OMG TH3 R3S00MAY 1Z T3E FUNN13!!!

― quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 16:37 (nineteen years ago)

http://kund.tervix.se/kompetensforum.se/www/fprw/webpublisher/images/Great-job.jpg

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 16:49 (nineteen years ago)

I like how technology, vulnerability, information, security and anthropology made it through there still able to pass spellcheck

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 16:56 (nineteen years ago)

WtheF is everyone today? Entertain me, ppls! I beg you!

― quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 17:20 (nineteen years ago)

I am just back from the other Distrito Federal, and have brought with me exciting international influenza strains! Pass the Theraflu strips, por favor.

― Stephen Ex (Stephen Ex), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 17:26 (nineteen years ago)

dealin with bullshit!

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 17:37 (nineteen years ago)

everyone in dc is back at work for the first time in a month and my inbox is full of their bitchy complaints -- someone please anthrax every journalist and flack in washington, thnx

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 17:38 (nineteen years ago)

http://991.com/newgallery//Anthrax-Safe-Home-311146.jpg

hey pete, sorry, was outside having one (1) cigarette - i have not listened to pissed jeans today! is on my computer @ home. but, when i get home, I will listen to them

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 17:46 (nineteen years ago)

IR NEIC JRNALIST. NOT INNA DC. OMG MAYEB RAESON WHY.

(however am having to deal with DC press sec types for FIRST TIME EVAH; whoda thunk badly dressed ugly people could be soooo slick? NOTE: to do that job in London you also have to be all these plus da HOTT).

― suzy artskooldisko (suzy artskooldisko), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 17:48 (nineteen years ago)

To do that job anywhere but DC, even Buttfuck Egypt, Ohio, you have to be all of those things plus reasonably attractive at least. It is only in DC where having a potato face and a Talbots suit is actually a bonus.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 17:50 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.socko.com/fun1st/SpudAlbum/images/Mr.%20Potato%20Head%20Goes%20to%20Washington.jpg
Hello Alex Wonkette, we really have some problems with your most current entry, do you have a few moments to discuss???!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 17:51 (nineteen years ago)

alex i will kill myself if that will make yr life easier.

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 17:51 (nineteen years ago)

whoda thunk badly dressed ugly people could be soooo slick?

lolzzzz STORY OF WARSHINGTON

xpost no zr i need you to remind me which vegetables i should continue not eating

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 17:52 (nineteen years ago)

also fr jukebox shout-alongs

ally is OTMx1000000000

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 17:53 (nineteen years ago)

In-case you mistakenly chow down on a press seccy?

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 17:53 (nineteen years ago)

ZR's ARCHEST ENEMY:

http://dcfud.smorgasblog.com/userimages/Lettuce.jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 17:54 (nineteen years ago)

dc is cool because here ugly people get to take out their essential self-loathing on the entire country and world

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 17:55 (nineteen years ago)

B-b-b-but that's not public service! OH WAIT.

Last night at congressional sendoff party it was weird watching teh ugly of MN and DC meet somewhere in the middle. ATTN UGLY FEMALES: WRT to your "beautification" routine DERE IS REASON IT CALLED TEH GROOMING. NEIGH. WOOF.

― suzy artskooldisko (suzy artskooldisko), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

now that i don't live there i find MN ugly to be totally charming.

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

MN ugly is usually named Lori or Barb, thinks two beers = OMG 12-step time and has a really good recipe for BARS. I blame copious amounts of starch.

Also OTOH MN is also land of COLD weather HOTT WOMEN (almost a direct Matos quote BTW).

― suzy artskooldisko (suzy artskooldisko), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

4 items found for
ann taylor
in
Suits
Located in: United States, Items near 20001 (within 10 mi)

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 18:21 (nineteen years ago)

hahah my dad's ex-wife (from small town MN) is named barb

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

I went into Club Monaco yesterday. I really need some new work skirts but cannot fathom the idea of stepping into an Ann Taylor. Help? Hint: Club Monaco's skirts weren't very practical and were hugely overpriced yesterday. :(

Was considering banana republic but last skirt I bought there was all...bunchy, for lack of better word??

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

Club Monaco's pricing is totally arbitrary for some reason. Sometimes it's like "hey these $40 pants are awesome" and then you go the next week and it's like "I swear those same pants are now $140".

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 19:07 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, I've definitely noticed that. Also when they go on sale they're immediately at a 60-70% discount, which is weird.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 19:10 (nineteen years ago)

SHIT BROZ

Levi's Store Online has 50% off like everything right now

Pete that long sleeve t-shirt with the stripes is now ELEVENS DOLAARRRS

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 19:11 (nineteen years ago)

but I F'GOT what SIZE I need for the sweater I want two more of

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

it's a fucking medium

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 19:13 (nineteen years ago)

I mean, you WEAR a medium. That's like me wandering around all like "Goodness I forgot, how tall am I?"

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 19:14 (nineteen years ago)

no I remember having issues at the levi's store re sleeve lengf

RU SURE it's a medium?

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 19:16 (nineteen years ago)

What is this Club Monaco thingy? From what Daria says it sounds like the only place in the district where black clothing readily available, amirite?

Ally, there must be something higher quality than BR but not Ann Taylor hell. When N. was home she was rocking some nice JJs and it pains me she can fit into size 27-waist skinny jeans after two kids. She is v. auburn and loves Ampersand and a lot of mid-range stuff, won't go to Gap etc. She's a pregnoid again (!!!) so I sent her linx to Topshop for the maternity page.

Went to Nordstrom yesterday to fill my tank full of Kiehl's and did a detour through the shoes. Would imagine the stock at Mall of America just as shitey as DC as was all GAH! no YSL, no perilous high Marc Jacobs, no this, no that, no wai. Ah well, back to London and office full of look-but-don't-touch 5" Louis Vuitton platform boots IN MY SIZE which is the reg. sample size. Rez 2007: proper discounts and purchasing ability AT THE SAME TIME. Am so glad my job practically begs one to wear "bizarre" clothes to work.

― suzy artskooldisko (suzy artskooldisko), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

Holy crap guys there is actually a good photo on DCist today.

http://www.dcist.com/archives/2007/01/03/photo_of_the_da_177.php

January 3rd, 2007. History is made.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 19:32 (nineteen years ago)

man, fuck shit piss christ, they are OUT of the turquoise and the only mediums left are in the BROWN edition that I ALREADY OWN. FUCK CRAP BITCH ASS SHIT.

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 19:32 (nineteen years ago)

This is a man? (On the right.)

http://www.dcist.com/attachments/dcist_nicole/tempted.jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

Who knows?

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 19:36 (nineteen years ago)

i need clothes ;_;

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

hey, are there any other douchey clubs in dc that have picture galleries for me to get snarky about? 'cause that was fun. for me anyway.

― otto midnight has a pudding problem (otto midnight), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.flickr.com/photos/tombot64/

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 19:49 (nineteen years ago)

hahahahaha

http://www.whitehouse.gov/firstlady/photoessays/costarica2006/index.html

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

omg Tom I forgot about these
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/76/197377806_8073154179.jpg

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

flickr is blocked at my particular place of employment.

― otto midnight has a pudding problem (otto midnight), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

OMG crazynebVSdanfenty=TOMBOT WILL YOU MARRY ME

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 19:54 (nineteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/127/344415889_971e89edf7_o.png

Dan vs. Gabbneb from the Dreamgirls thread.

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 19:54 (nineteen years ago)

ROFFLES OMG WTF

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

that is the greatest thing, ever

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

BEAUTIFUL.

― suzy artskooldisko (suzy artskooldisko), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

A couple of months ago I was having lunch at the bar at Corduroy and these two middle age blonde women came in and one ordered the penne w/o garlic and the other ordered the penne w/o sausage. I thought they were making a terrible choice at a restaurant of that caliber but at the same time I thought, hey, they're probably staying at the hotel for a convention and don't know any better.

Today I was there for lunch again and the same damn ladies make the same damn order. Was it appropriate for me to be outraged? I mean, it's like going to Birreria and getting a Miller Lite. And then returning for the same.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

(xpost) TBOT IS ON FIRE!

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:06 (nineteen years ago)

Penne WITHOUT garlic, am I understanding you correctly???!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

Yes.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:12 (nineteen years ago)

That is an abomination upon everything in the world, no matter what. Maybe an overstatement but those women should be beaten, with sticks.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

I still dream about the corn soup I had @ Corduroy.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

I had the red snapper bisque today. That man is a soup genius. Soup of the day is like $3 during happy hour!

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

I have never been to that restaurant.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

Let's go today.

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

wtf

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

do it, guys!

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

what you don't like it?

Guys I still have six cents left at the levi's store online. HA.

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:32 (nineteen years ago)

it is just odd and sudden

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

like cat farts

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

I would go, too!!!

― quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

Oh wait maybe you meant it to be, like, a date? Which would be weird if it also involved some other dude's wife???

― quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:39 (nineteen years ago)

I have never heard a cat fart.

― quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:39 (nineteen years ago)

That's happened to Tom a couple times amirite lol

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:39 (nineteen years ago)

Dr. Ben BURPS a lot. Like, loudly.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:39 (nineteen years ago)

our cat burps too, it's funny. she looks so guilty when she does it

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:40 (nineteen years ago)

Dudes sometimes this job is like being an unusually well-paid secretary. Which is not necessarily a bad thing.

― quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:40 (nineteen years ago)

Ours doesn't. He's disgusting and enjoys it. He freaks out if he poops, though.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

we should rename hime Dr. Ben RofflesBURPer lolllll

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

He freaks out if he poops, though.

I really do not want the story of how you know this.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

i'm going to a wake for a cat tonight.

― otto midnight has a pudding problem (otto midnight), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:42 (nineteen years ago)

There is no STORY, MW. I mean, he has a litter box. When the litter box suddenly starts eminating a terrible stench while he's in it, he starts hurling the sand everywhere and crying and will do this for like 30 minutes at a time until finally he gives up or is chased out. Then Mr. Kitty will go in and fix the sand for him and walk away, looking really irritated.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

seriously let's go hang with K Street dickweeds and bitchweeds for happy hour and eat appetizers and not think about smoking

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:45 (nineteen years ago)

Sounds like a story to me. A very funny story!

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:46 (nineteen years ago)

Cat doesn't know how to poop proper, is the thing, I suppose.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

he gets so worked up he'll turn himself around, kick sand every direction, then leave and go halfway back in, headfirst, and be trying to just knock enough sand in the air that some gets on top of the poo somehow, and I have to walk over and tell him "you're done, dumbass"

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:51 (nineteen years ago)

I am not having a good luck making the mental leap from cat poo to happy hour soup.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:52 (nineteen years ago)

now see, this is turning into a story, with a plot, multiple characters, etc. . .

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

Yes but it's not a very good story.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:58 (nineteen years ago)

look dude mark is a lit. student i think we can trust him on these things

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

xpost

okay so we'll cut it when we start editing the first allyzay collection, but it will show up in the collected works, no biggie. for the true fans only!

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/73/197232717_194ec174e4.jpg?v=0
^^^lol

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

it's still better than 75% of this shit (ha! get it!) that shows up in class.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

ok I am still up for my brilliant idea to visit this restaurant with the terrible women apropos of nothing this afternoon but as for now I need to get the fuck out of here before all of you get killed by my psychic distress waves or something

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:01 (nineteen years ago)

maybe we can just plan to do all that terrible woman restaurant business tomorrow or something, i've got fucking coq au vin to cook tonight!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:07 (nineteen years ago)

what, that takes time? but it's chicken!

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:07 (nineteen years ago)

ok.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:10 (nineteen years ago)

Coq au vin take time, don't forget to leave burn marks in your cooker hood:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/79/281475097_688bed9f21.jpg?v=0

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:13 (nineteen years ago)

chicken only ever takes fifteen minutes, otherwise it turns into a duck

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:13 (nineteen years ago)

I cannot wait for the fire portion of the cooking.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:14 (nineteen years ago)

Coq au vin takes a little over a couple of hours, it is supposed to be, it is meant to start as a tough old cock in need of a slow cooking.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:19 (nineteen years ago)

Yes, please do not listen to Tom at all, it is supposed to take a while. I guess perhaps maybe it is not the greatest idea to make it tonight but I don't care. Though I have read it is even best to make coq au vin in advance and then let it stay overnight in the fridge to develop flavors better so maybe I will do quick dinner while that is cooking and eat the coq au vin tomorrow.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:21 (nineteen years ago)

Yes, yes, yes.

This is the way (true of most stews as well).

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:24 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, I know, which is why it is hilarious that Tom often refuses to eat leftovers (the only leftovers I ever keep are soups or stews or chillis). I just have such a difficult time waiting the 24 hours before DEVOURING and am often too pressed for time to make two dinners. BUT TONIGHT, I will do this.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:26 (nineteen years ago)

oi does anyone know the French stew that is rabbit in a cream-mustardy sauce? I would like to make that as well but haven't an idea what that is called at all.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:27 (nineteen years ago)

Tom often refuses to eat leftovers

Leftovers are the best! I made Moo Shoo Burritos last night with left over Moo Shoo. Fried up some cubed potatoes, heated up a burrito shell, some rooster sauce=yum.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:28 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&rls=GGLD%2CGGLD%3A2005-35%2CGGLD%3Aen&q=lapin+%C3%A0+la+moutarde

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:29 (nineteen years ago)

ou need:
1 rabbit fire-rake, 1 English mustard pot, 125 G of butter, 2 small cognac glass, salt, pepper, rosemary

(from a translated page, wtf)

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:34 (nineteen years ago)

Twin Peaks: Fire-Rake With Me

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:46 (nineteen years ago)

So wait are we going to Corduroy tonight or not? I has lost track.

― quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:49 (nineteen years ago)

I AM SO HUNGRY DOODS

― quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:50 (nineteen years ago)

Wed night is Bolognese night! Let's DO IT

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:50 (nineteen years ago)

yes tomorrow corduroy, I have to go to bourbon today (will keep an eye out for our LNS friends)

suzy, club monaco is like.. um.. a sort of trendy sort of basic store from canada where almost everything is black and grey and ivory, price/quality = about like french connection but all the clothes are much more simple in style.

for skirts I find stuff at goodwill and then have them shortened

tombot all those photos are teh awesome!!!
lol work

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:50 (nineteen years ago)

rabbit stew? sounds like switzerland food to me

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:52 (nineteen years ago)

eek, why u gotta go to bourbon? for a few weeks they held disco city there and it was an...odd...combination of demographics.

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:52 (nineteen years ago)

FACT! Club Monaco is owned by Polo Ralph Lauren.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:53 (nineteen years ago)

Not sure what that is but it sounds good.

You could try this belgian recipe (which as eat once hot one)

Brown some endives and garlic in some butter and remove from pan. Broen some chicken pieces in the same butter till golden. Put everything in a pot and cook in some Belgian beer for 45 minutes. Remove the chicken and endives etc, and reduce the beer down. Mix in some cream to make a sauce, pour over the chicken and endives, serve. (possibly with chips).

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:53 (nineteen years ago)

Doods for real restaurant tonight or tomorrow? I CAN'T FIGURE IT OUT!!!

― quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:53 (nineteen years ago)

SWITZERLAND TALK REMINDS ME OF THIS

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/the_sound_of_music/julie_andrews/soundofmusic1.jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:54 (nineteen years ago)

Also, tell Tom: Cold Bolognese on buttered toast is the breakfast of kings.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:54 (nineteen years ago)

guys I'm not at all interested in going to a restaurant tonight

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:57 (nineteen years ago)

TOM M YOU ARE AWESOME

THAT IS ALL

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 21:57 (nineteen years ago)

ain't goin to no restaurant tonight, but mebbs tomorrow!

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 22:02 (nineteen years ago)

CAN WE ALL AGREE WE ARE EATING GOOD FOOD, TOMORROW, AT A RESTAURANT, THURSDAY, JANUARY 4, 2007?

― quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 22:02 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.simplifiedsigns.org/okay.jpg

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 22:04 (nineteen years ago)

KLG: TOMORROW IS THURSDAY.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 22:05 (nineteen years ago)

other bourbon, glover park
odd nevertheless!

tomorrow.. restaurant OK!

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 22:07 (nineteen years ago)

http://yes.wz.cz/ylogo.jpg

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 22:07 (nineteen years ago)

OK then. Now name a time/place! I vote Cordouroy, any time after five or whatever.

― quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 22:11 (nineteen years ago)

tomorrow is fine by me!!!! tonight tho would be bad.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 22:15 (nineteen years ago)

YAY ILXDC DINNER PARTY

― quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 22:20 (nineteen years ago)

dudes dr. ben is checking out the rubber band wrapped around today's mail and keeps plucking little bass notes with his mouth. dr. ben you are a weird but awesome thing in my house.

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 22:33 (nineteen years ago)

Q, I am kind of interested in seeing Virginia W., but maybe I should just rewatch the movie instead. I am down for a movie along with Sephora-ing.

I finally get Trader Joe's. I got a ton of pre-made food that requires very little effort to turn into dinner. Tonight I "made" turkey meatloaf with roasted corn.

Oh, I can't do dinner tomorrow cause I have work, but if you're out past nine give me a call.

― Matilda Wormwood (Mary ), Thursday, 4 January 2007 03:04 (nineteen years ago)

yes i cant make dinner either but also i am interested in being out past niner

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 4 January 2007 14:36 (nineteen years ago)

WRONG BOARD DUDE PLS TO RETURN TO NUILX

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 4 January 2007 14:51 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/73/197232717_194ec174e4.jpg

i blame all of dcilx for getting me sick.

― a_p (a_p), Sunday, 11 February 2007 19:26 (nineteen years ago)

;_;

also yr post is from the future!!!

― Allyzay not bothering to log out of Tombot's acct (trm), Sunday, 11 February 2007 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

The fave Christmas dessert is an "atrocious concoction" of Coca-Cola-flavored jelly served with black glacé cherries; Bubba ignored his allergies and ate chocolate cake, barking, "I'm the president around here.."

the Clintons are so awesome. your 08 presidential candidate speculation: "would you have a beer with them at the flying dawkins"

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Sunday, 11 February 2007 20:40 (nineteen years ago)

bill clinton otm

― a_p (a_p), Sunday, 11 February 2007 20:47 (nineteen years ago)

LOL @ "I'm the president around here"

― Allyzay P. Boxcars (trm), Sunday, 11 February 2007 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

bill clinton rules. he moves into the white house and asks this super talented french chef to make a dessert with coca-cola flavored jelly. that is so great.

Ask the White House: "The Secret Service, by the way, has not restricted flaming desserts. But I do restrict it, because on one Christmas a lady caught on fire." "Over the 25 years I've been here, I've noticed that Democrats usually eat more than Republicans."

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Sunday, 11 February 2007 21:55 (nineteen years ago)

http://a52.g.akamaitech.net/f/52/827/1d/www.space.com/images/v_marooned2,0.jpg

― a_p (a_p), Monday, 12 February 2007 00:21 (nineteen years ago)

coca-cola flavored jelly

nasty

― m00kiepr00f (m00kiepr00f), Monday, 12 February 2007 00:28 (nineteen years ago)

HI DERE
I ARE LISTENING TO FLIPPER
what should I listen to next?

― dar1a_g (dar1a g), Monday, 12 February 2007 00:32 (nineteen years ago)

UH MINOR THREAT?

― suzy artskooldisko (suzy artskooldisko), Monday, 12 February 2007 00:33 (nineteen years ago)

http://homepages.nyu.edu/~alr237/minorthreat_MRR1.jpg

BOXCAR!

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Monday, 12 February 2007 00:36 (nineteen years ago)

guys i made pudding

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 12 February 2007 01:36 (nineteen years ago)

is it coca-cola flavored?

― m00kiepr00f (m00kiepr00f), Monday, 12 February 2007 01:42 (nineteen years ago)

mr que otm

― a_p (a_p), Monday, 12 February 2007 01:47 (nineteen years ago)

i was going to make cupcakes but then i decided that was too much effort for me today. perhaps tomorrow.

ps not tom but i'm pretty sure y'all could guess that one.

― TOMB07 (trm), Monday, 12 February 2007 01:50 (nineteen years ago)

wait, you're brian, right?

― a_p (a_p), Monday, 12 February 2007 01:53 (nineteen years ago)

not coca flavored. chocolate flavored. also i made whipped cream to go with. mmmmmmm I'm fat now!

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 12 February 2007 01:53 (nineteen years ago)

also jon, destroyer of ilx, is apparently moving into my old building in bushwick! gentrification = complete.

― a_p (a_p), Monday, 12 February 2007 01:54 (nineteen years ago)

yeah what did he do? kate told me something about pages full of dicks or something last time this happened

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 12 February 2007 01:55 (nineteen years ago)

i will have all these chocolate desserts please

i think jon just made himself a moderator on ile & that showed up in admin log and they were like wtf, you haxx0red in somehow to get those privileges

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Monday, 12 February 2007 01:56 (nineteen years ago)

FUCKING WITH YR MINDS!!!

I was concerned the ILX destruction was still to do with the BOXCARS incident, and was like do not be so crazy.

― Allyzay P. Boxcars Brian Miller (trm), Monday, 12 February 2007 01:56 (nineteen years ago)

He didn't do anything really, he figured out how to admin himself through some kind of dodgy CSS means via some kind of input field that isn't the msg box and then didn't do anything at all with the admin powers and it's like CLOSE THE SHIP DOWN ABANDON ALL YE BUT THE RATS etc. Which is hilarious :D

― Allyzay P. Boxcars (trm), Monday, 12 February 2007 01:57 (nineteen years ago)

oh yeah the boxcar incident 2/9/07 never forget.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 12 February 2007 01:58 (nineteen years ago)

jw made himself an admin and banned Kate (the crazy one, not ours).

so not about BOXCARGATE '07, but the Wii is probably still at the bottom of it all.

― a_p (a_p), Monday, 12 February 2007 02:03 (nineteen years ago)

i was kind of hoping he was inspired to do it by the boxcar incident

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/a8/5383.jpg/200px-5383.jpg
i had this idea but damn, i don't have any of these photoshops on my home pc

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Monday, 12 February 2007 02:04 (nineteen years ago)

lemme guess, he banned kate (masonicboom, not quincie). teh horror

― m00kiepr00f (m00kiepr00f), Monday, 12 February 2007 02:06 (nineteen years ago)

why don't they just squash this beef

or at least release some mix tapes

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Monday, 12 February 2007 02:09 (nineteen years ago)

i was just talking with TV's The Fak3 Acc3nts about how they should release diss tracks about other local bands! it was decided that indie diss tracks wouldn't be as assertive as in traditional beefs. More like, "Hey Th3se United States -- we don't really think we're all that great, but we are probably better than you."

― a_p (a_p), Monday, 12 February 2007 02:13 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.darksite.ch/vaches/articlechablais.jpg

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Monday, 12 February 2007 02:27 (nineteen years ago)

oh god please diss army of me

― m00kiepr00f (m00kiepr00f), Monday, 12 February 2007 02:27 (nineteen years ago)

http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/4421/cowsov2.jpg

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Monday, 12 February 2007 02:32 (nineteen years ago)

^^^ tite.

also, dar1a, the answer to yr above question was MORE FLIPPER. do you have sex bomb baby yet? it is their best, according to me.

― ZR (teenagequiet), Monday, 12 February 2007 02:40 (nineteen years ago)

HILLVIEW-COTTAGE.COM OTM

― a_p (a_p), Monday, 12 February 2007 03:00 (nineteen years ago)

i ate too much pudding.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 12 February 2007 03:05 (nineteen years ago)

also, shuggie otis OTM

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 12 February 2007 03:06 (nineteen years ago)

zack, i have all these flipper songs (at least from generic flipper album)
I was listening to 'life' and then 'i saw you shine'
also new MIA track 'bird flu' like 10 times, it's great, what can i say, i like her despite ilm being what it is

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Monday, 12 February 2007 03:10 (nineteen years ago)

yeah that song's pretty awesome! tho it needs a chorus, or something? i should listen to it again, i remember feeling like something was missing.

― a_p (a_p), Monday, 12 February 2007 03:13 (nineteen years ago)

it is missing being played on wpgc go-go shows, that would rule

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Monday, 12 February 2007 03:19 (nineteen years ago)

dude i will burn you a copy of sex bomb and once pete digitizes his gone fishin you will have all this flipper songs.

― ZR (teenagequiet), Monday, 12 February 2007 03:23 (nineteen years ago)

my copy of 'album' is on vinyl so i had to go and find digital copies of some of these flipper songs.. how do i shot transferring lp to format i can listen to when i don't even have a turntable.. actually, i should just go get those records @ parents house and give them away, i keep meaning to do that!

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Monday, 12 February 2007 03:30 (nineteen years ago)

ok next dc event: record digitization party @ alex's.

― ZR (teenagequiet), Monday, 12 February 2007 03:33 (nineteen years ago)

and no alex i'm not even gonna ask you first, that's how much i take your friendship for granted

― ZR (teenagequiet), Monday, 12 February 2007 03:33 (nineteen years ago)

DAR1A YOU HAVE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE

― a_p (a_p), Monday, 12 February 2007 03:42 (nineteen years ago)

whoa dudes that cow, I'm still on the cow

― Allyzay P. Boxcars (trm), Monday, 12 February 2007 03:44 (nineteen years ago)

my records are out of town though! i will have to get them sometime. nothing all that rare i think but some stuff i haven't listened to since i left college.. hey are the verlaines good? i have a verlaines record and never been able to play it, i am nearly sure it is "bird dog," that one is hard to find

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Monday, 12 February 2007 03:49 (nineteen years ago)

oh yeah the cow! google image search: "vache punk," you get all sorts of crazy stuff

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Monday, 12 February 2007 03:51 (nineteen years ago)

yeah i like teh verlaines all right! def. 2nd tier NZ stuff but don't let that put you off. i've been rockin the bats pretty obsessively for the last month and a half or so.

― ZR (teenagequiet), Monday, 12 February 2007 03:55 (nineteen years ago)

All of my records are with my dad, and they are all Bruce Springsteen anyways so I don't think I need to digitize them at Alex's house.

― Allyzay P. Boxcars (trm), Monday, 12 February 2007 03:57 (nineteen years ago)

dudes this thread is too long (and i am too drungk) (and duke sux)

― m00kiepr00f (m00kiepr00f), Monday, 12 February 2007 04:06 (nineteen years ago)

i do want to digitize this one, a couple of the last songs aren't on any of my CDs -->
1985 "A Collection", a.k.a. 'Best and Rarest', contents:
Blast Off/The Hair Shirt/King Ink/Junkyard/Big Jesus Trashcan/ Release The Bats/Blundertown/Kathy's Kisses/Ho Ho(here it is sung by Nick Cave)/ The Friend Catcher (alternate version)/ Scatterbrain/The Plague

and 'coachmen' lp, it's a rerelease i stole from college radio station, thurston's first band.. it's ok, i liked it at the time

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Monday, 12 February 2007 04:10 (nineteen years ago)

Jon is now texting me 'Valhalla I am coming,' do I:

A) text him the next line of the song (turn to page 10)
B) text him 'RIP never forget' (turn to page 23)
C) text him 'BOXCAR NO NO NO' (turn to page 78)

― Allyzay P. Boxcars (trm), Monday, 12 February 2007 04:54 (nineteen years ago)

#@#(*&!*(!&(@&*#$$%$ 78 78 78 78!!!!

― a_p (a_p), Monday, 12 February 2007 04:55 (nineteen years ago)

I have a feeling that is going to take a bit of a while to do on my 80 year old phone.

― Allyzay P. Boxcars (trm), Monday, 12 February 2007 04:59 (nineteen years ago)

Verlaines are awesome! Only 2nd tier if you like yr NZ pop very poppy -- the Vs are rockier and often a mess but genius. I have Juvenalia, which I'm very fond of even tho I know Bird Dog is the kollector's choice.

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 12 February 2007 05:02 (nineteen years ago)

hm ok maybe i need to relisten because that sounds right up my alley

― ZR (teenagequiet), Monday, 12 February 2007 05:05 (nineteen years ago)

I know, I love the Bats too, but Verlaines are way different. Esp like "Angela" off Juvenalia.

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 12 February 2007 05:09 (nineteen years ago)

my recollections are based on two or three years-ago college radio listening, so i'll have to check em out again. thanks!

― ZR (teenagequiet), Monday, 12 February 2007 05:30 (nineteen years ago)

All I wanna do is drink beer for breakfast
All I wanna eat is them BBQ chips
All I want is someone just to try to protect us
You can try but you'd never wanna try to defend us

Hey, well I'm broke
But I'm gonna pay for some rum

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Monday, 12 February 2007 05:38 (nineteen years ago)

Sometimes you feel like trouble, sometimes you feel down
Then you don't want to walk and talk about Jesus
You just want to see his face

― m00kiepr00f (m00kiepr00f), Monday, 12 February 2007 05:39 (nineteen years ago)

fwiw I am not still awake because of drinking, i am working b/c a certain project was supposed to launch in the AM but the server is throwing errors again so i'm guessing that's not going to happen

they do not pay me enough for this #()*&$!!$@!@#

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Monday, 12 February 2007 05:44 (nineteen years ago)

BOXCAR!

― ZR (teenagequiet), Monday, 12 February 2007 05:50 (nineteen years ago)

hahahaha
honest to god this is the worst planned worst managed all round crazy making BOXCAR of all BOXCARS

HOW DO I SHOT PRODUCTION SERVER

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Monday, 12 February 2007 05:53 (nineteen years ago)

http://world.guns.ru/assault/ak.jpg

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Monday, 12 February 2007 05:54 (nineteen years ago)

dar1a otm

― a_p (a_p), Monday, 12 February 2007 12:41 (nineteen years ago)

Jon is now texting me 'Valhalla I am coming,' do I:
A) text him the next line of the song (turn to page 10)
B) text him 'RIP never forget' (turn to page 23)
C) text him 'BOXCAR NO NO NO' (turn to page 78)
-- Allyzay P. Boxcars (sluttymcge...), Today 4:54 AM. (trm) (later)

i turned to page 78 and there's nothing there.

my text read "the tibetian book of the drunk".

― otto midnight has a pudding problem (otto midnight), Monday, 12 February 2007 14:24 (nineteen years ago)

ugggghhh

― a_p (a_p), Monday, 12 February 2007 14:39 (nineteen years ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/spl/hi/world/05/bird_flu_map/img/bird_flu_static_inf203.gif

― a_p (a_p), Monday, 12 February 2007 14:40 (nineteen years ago)

yes I too have bird flu today

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 12 February 2007 14:54 (nineteen years ago)

WHATS UP PROM

― 69 (pete), Monday, 12 February 2007 15:04 (nineteen years ago)

prom? ally's eating raw chicken?

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 12 February 2007 15:06 (nineteen years ago)

YOU NERVOUS PETE?

― a_p (a_p), Monday, 12 February 2007 15:07 (nineteen years ago)

wtf

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 12 February 2007 15:07 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.albany.edu/writers-inst/graphics/dowd_maureen.jpg
"LOOKING FORWARD TO LUNCH, PETE!"

― a_p (a_p), Monday, 12 February 2007 15:08 (nineteen years ago)

ohhh lunch is today! dude, don't eat raw chicken!

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 12 February 2007 15:09 (nineteen years ago)

YOU NERVOUS PETE?

-- a_p (a|e...), February 12th, 2007. (a_p)

pret-ty pret-ty good

― 69 (pete), Monday, 12 February 2007 15:10 (nineteen years ago)

DUDE DON'T FREAK OUT OK? DON'T FREAK OUT, GIRLS DON'T LIKE IT WHEN DUDES FREAK OUT.

― ZR (teenagequiet), Monday, 12 February 2007 15:12 (nineteen years ago)

oh I forgot about that, I suck, sorry!! no nervous, it'll be totally fun. also zr otm

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 12 February 2007 15:12 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.rigcooling.com/images/blu_stay_cool.jpg

― a_p (a_p), Monday, 12 February 2007 15:12 (nineteen years ago)

YEAH BE SURE TO NOT TALK ABOUT YOURSELF THE WHOLE TIME JUST BE YOUR USUAL AWESOME SELF

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 12 February 2007 15:13 (nineteen years ago)

see the theory i'm operating under here is that if we freak him out enough now, by the time he actually goes to lunch he'll be relatively calm.

srsly tho bro it's cool, you're gonna have fun, you guys'll be banging by 1:30.

― ZR (teenagequiet), Monday, 12 February 2007 15:14 (nineteen years ago)

http://z.about.com/d/movies/1/0/W/5/6/becoolposter.jpg

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 12 February 2007 15:15 (nineteen years ago)

im listening to belle and sebastian to get amped

― 69 (pete), Monday, 12 February 2007 15:15 (nineteen years ago)

also please make this an FA song, thxs

DUDE DON'T FREAK OUT OK? DON'T FREAK OUT, GIRLS DON'T LIKE IT WHEN DUDES FREAK OUT.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 12 February 2007 15:16 (nineteen years ago)

dude who the hell has sex at 1:30 in the afternoon. if you'd said 2, i'd buy it, but 1:30?

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 12 February 2007 15:16 (nineteen years ago)

he should probably be back at work by 2!

― a_p (a_p), Monday, 12 February 2007 15:17 (nineteen years ago)

The french, famous for post prandial nookie.

― Ed (dali), Monday, 12 February 2007 15:18 (nineteen years ago)

Wear comfortable underwear.

― Stephen Ex (Stephen Ex), Monday, 12 February 2007 15:20 (nineteen years ago)

where should i suggest we meet?

― 69 (pete), Monday, 12 February 2007 15:22 (nineteen years ago)

your place

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Monday, 12 February 2007 15:24 (nineteen years ago)

someplace that says you are suave, mature idividual with impeccable taste. is there a chuck e. cheese nearby?

― otto midnight has a pudding problem (otto midnight), Monday, 12 February 2007 15:24 (nineteen years ago)

in yr lobby, then walk to jvgrn?

― ZR (teenagequiet), Monday, 12 February 2007 15:24 (nineteen years ago)

17th & K burrito cart

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Monday, 12 February 2007 15:25 (nineteen years ago)

no i would pick an alley somewhere--chicks like dark alleys!

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 12 February 2007 15:25 (nineteen years ago)

what the hell guys, you are all behaving like you are corny dads.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 12 February 2007 15:26 (nineteen years ago)

tell her to meet you at a strip club. also tell her you eat lunch there everyday. it will impress the hell out of her.

― otto midnight has a pudding problem (otto midnight), Monday, 12 February 2007 15:29 (nineteen years ago)

hey, i just noticed i'm still otto midnight over here! awesome!

― otto midnight has a pudding problem (otto midnight), Monday, 12 February 2007 15:29 (nineteen years ago)

Camelot is very conveniently located, true.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Monday, 12 February 2007 15:30 (nineteen years ago)

FINE ALLY, AS AN ASIAN WOMAN TELL PETE WHAT TO DO

― ZR (teenagequiet), Monday, 12 February 2007 15:30 (nineteen years ago)

Tell her to meet you at jvgrn!! This should be self-explanatory!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 12 February 2007 15:31 (nineteen years ago)

start picking up other girls JUST IN CASE

― a_p (a_p), Monday, 12 February 2007 15:31 (nineteen years ago)

also alex OTM!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 12 February 2007 15:31 (nineteen years ago)

She might not show, so if you've picked up another girl along the way, hey you aren't stood up.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 12 February 2007 15:31 (nineteen years ago)

whatever you do, pete, don't listen to any of us!

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 12 February 2007 15:32 (nineteen years ago)

otm

― ZR (teenagequiet), Monday, 12 February 2007 15:32 (nineteen years ago)

Tell her to meet you at jvgrn!! This should be self-explanatory!

-- Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (garance8...), February 12th, 2007. (Allyzay Eisenschefter)

^^^^ possibly the best advice, but i suggested "between wasabi and firehook," which is code for "in front of my office." O WELL FAILURE

― 69 (pete), Monday, 12 February 2007 15:33 (nineteen years ago)

the thing is that if she meets you early and realized you just told her to come all the way to your office so you didn't have to like walk at all, you look lazy. so you are going to have to now leave early, to make sure she doesn't know until AFTER the date.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 12 February 2007 15:34 (nineteen years ago)

tell her to please step in to your office, this is yr ticket to pre-prandial sex

― a_p (a_p), Monday, 12 February 2007 15:35 (nineteen years ago)

no no its really on the way ill draw a picture.

― 69 (pete), Monday, 12 February 2007 15:37 (nineteen years ago)

i hope you made her a mix cd already

― ZR (teenagequiet), Monday, 12 February 2007 15:38 (nineteen years ago)

Did you make known your fuck want?

― Ed (dali), Monday, 12 February 2007 15:38 (nineteen years ago)

i hope you made her a mix cd already
-- ZR (teenagequie...), February 12th, 2007.

roffles!

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 12 February 2007 15:39 (nineteen years ago)

you should give her that one we listened to on the way to chapel hill, where every other track was a sun city girls song.

― ZR (teenagequiet), Monday, 12 February 2007 15:39 (nineteen years ago)

so the secret here is that we're trying to ensure that pete doesn't get laid, right.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 12 February 2007 15:40 (nineteen years ago)

yeah seriously pete STEP AWAY FROM THE INTERNETS until after the date so we don't fuck it up!

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 12 February 2007 15:41 (nineteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v309/plsmith/map.jpg

― 69 (pete), Monday, 12 February 2007 15:42 (nineteen years ago)

yeah you're fine, dude! don't sweat it.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 12 February 2007 15:44 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.cielearn.org/clip_image013_0000.gif

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 12 February 2007 15:44 (nineteen years ago)

second date, dude

― 69 (pete), Monday, 12 February 2007 15:45 (nineteen years ago)

I think my phoner interview went pretty good guys! too bad my cell died last night and I had to do it in the middle of the ops floor but wvs nobody's around today anyway.

five... four.. three... two... one.. RETROFIRE
five.. four... three.. two... one... RETROFIRE

― TOMB07 (trm), Monday, 12 February 2007 15:46 (nineteen years ago)

is that a map of all the weirdo freak colleges in the USA

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 12 February 2007 15:47 (nineteen years ago)

oh no you had to do a phone interview? sorry i kept you up all night :\

ps since you hadn't posted on the board yet, i assumed you had died on the way to work btw.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 12 February 2007 15:48 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.demonhunter.btinternet.co.uk/Image8.gif

― a_p (a_p), Monday, 12 February 2007 15:49 (nineteen years ago)

that is the map to use when she goes overseas and you see she logged into myspace but didn't e-mail you yet.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 12 February 2007 15:49 (nineteen years ago)

is that a gr4h4m joke?

― 69 (pete), Monday, 12 February 2007 15:50 (nineteen years ago)

"Patsy's corner"

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 12 February 2007 15:51 (nineteen years ago)

it is if you want it to be :D

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 12 February 2007 15:51 (nineteen years ago)

should I or should I not fly to a faraway place to murder someone?

^^^this thread will tell you everything you need to know to prepare for your date

― a_p (a_p), Monday, 12 February 2007 15:51 (nineteen years ago)

Yay TOMBOT! It is ilx interview day! Mine is at 1:00! Let us rock all these interviews!

― quincie (quincie), Monday, 12 February 2007 15:52 (nineteen years ago)

my favorite part of that map btw is the tramps in the railroad car

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 12 February 2007 15:52 (nineteen years ago)

haha pete should get her to do the RETROFIRE countdown with him in the restaurant, as a test of character, and ability to countdown to retrofire in sync with him, it is an important thing in a relationship

― TOMB07 (trm), Monday, 12 February 2007 15:53 (nineteen years ago)

Pete's a freak
He likes the girls with the boom
He once got busy in a Java Green bathroom

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Monday, 12 February 2007 15:53 (nineteen years ago)

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B0000CGNEE.01._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg
greatest DVD cover ever btw

― TOMB07 (trm), Monday, 12 February 2007 15:54 (nineteen years ago)

I'm sad the tramps in the railroad car weren't labeled "tramps in BOXCAR"

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Monday, 12 February 2007 15:54 (nineteen years ago)

pete needs to get that NASA Exposition dude to narrate his date for us.

― a_p (a_p), Monday, 12 February 2007 15:55 (nineteen years ago)

That guy's job pretty much ruled

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 12 February 2007 15:56 (nineteen years ago)

BTW I would just like to point out that, after watching 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea for the first time, I don't believe Captain Nemo was really "showing people his submarine"!!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 12 February 2007 15:56 (nineteen years ago)

gotta say i'm partial to umbrella man, who knows wtf was going on there.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 12 February 2007 15:57 (nineteen years ago)

Pete's Lunch Date IMAX feature!

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Monday, 12 February 2007 15:57 (nineteen years ago)

MY SUBMARINES
http://www.vulcaniasubmarine.com/Production%20Artwork_files/image018.jpg
LET ME SHOW YOU THEM

― a_p (a_p), Monday, 12 February 2007 15:59 (nineteen years ago)

kirk douglas was such an asshole in that movie

― TOMB07 (trm), Monday, 12 February 2007 16:01 (nineteen years ago)

aw man when i was a kid i thought it was "20k leaves under the sea"

― ZR (teenagequiet), Monday, 12 February 2007 16:02 (nineteen years ago)

whatever, they were ALL assholes. Same thing with The Terminator, which is what I watched immediately afterwards FYI. All assholes.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 12 February 2007 16:03 (nineteen years ago)

peter lorre isn't an asshole in that movie! just a hilarious and lovable coward!

― a_p (a_p), Monday, 12 February 2007 16:04 (nineteen years ago)

hi dere retarded thread

the golden girls personality typology -- sandbox edition

― 69 (pete), Monday, 12 February 2007 16:04 (nineteen years ago)

OK Peter Lorre isn't an asshole, but I think he's kind of a douchebag for following around CrazyPants McProfessor for a living.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 12 February 2007 16:06 (nineteen years ago)

allyzay - the slut
mary - the innocent
klg - the cynic (??)
dar1a - the sophisticated center

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 12 February 2007 16:06 (nineteen years ago)

this will not end well

― a_p (a_p), Monday, 12 February 2007 16:08 (nineteen years ago)

;_;

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 12 February 2007 16:09 (nineteen years ago)

Fuck me, ilx politics are tedious and boring.

― Ed (dali), Monday, 12 February 2007 16:10 (nineteen years ago)

ok ed's the cynic.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 12 February 2007 16:11 (nineteen years ago)

I didn't want to throw guys in there because there are too many of you and I didn't want to be leaving people out.

Ed are you reading the clusterfuck thread? I stopped reading it yesterday!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 12 February 2007 16:12 (nineteen years ago)

I don't know why, it just goes round and round and round and round.

― Ed (dali), Monday, 12 February 2007 16:13 (nineteen years ago)

the problem is that I think there are just too many people sympathetic to Jon abusing his newfound mod powers to ban Kate.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 12 February 2007 16:14 (nineteen years ago)

BAN ALLY

― a_p (a_p), Monday, 12 February 2007 16:14 (nineteen years ago)

;_;

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 12 February 2007 16:15 (nineteen years ago)

Please let's not go into it here, but this is the main reason that people are stupid.

― Ed (dali), Monday, 12 February 2007 16:17 (nineteen years ago)

C'mon, Ed, cheer up, there are literally thousands of reasons people are stupid.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 12 February 2007 16:21 (nineteen years ago)

On that thread alone.

I am relatively cheerful, I would like the bird flu to leave though.

― Ed (dali), Monday, 12 February 2007 16:23 (nineteen years ago)

hey sweetie Jim & his family say big ups for the circuit city clue-in on Friday, they got one! His wife didn't believe it at first so she called the store and then went ahead and got one online, they must have had a boatload in stock.

― TOMB07 (trm), Monday, 12 February 2007 16:25 (nineteen years ago)

MRS. BUSH: No special plans. We'll probably have a really romantic dinner, just like Cris talked about. We have had, one year, a Valentine party in the Red Room, the perfect place for a Valentine party.

― a_p (a_p), Monday, 12 February 2007 16:25 (nineteen years ago)

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/8/84/310px-Twinpeaks4.jpg

― a_p (a_p), Monday, 12 February 2007 16:26 (nineteen years ago)

I generally find that my valentine's days are usually Lynchian.

Tom, tell Jim it's no troubles at all :D

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 12 February 2007 16:26 (nineteen years ago)

fiftysomething event planners living in suburban maryland handicapping themselves with "I don't believe the internet" syndrome still somehow more capable of actually clicking "add to cart" than NYC leet hacker w1z0rdz shockamajonng

― TOMB07 (trm), Monday, 12 February 2007 16:27 (nineteen years ago)

BOXCAR

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 12 February 2007 16:27 (nineteen years ago)

I spent my weekend driving an industrial sewing machine fixing WW2 surplus army tents, how about you?

― Ed (dali), Monday, 12 February 2007 16:28 (nineteen years ago)

TS:
http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/vtbear_1935_19852691

http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/vtbear_1935_8991063

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 12 February 2007 16:31 (nineteen years ago)

Homo bears?

― Ed (dali), Monday, 12 February 2007 16:32 (nineteen years ago)

xp - discovering latent ivy league/upper class resentment, spazzing, writing new awesome jam (must de-new orderfy it though), sleeping SO MUCH, watching mst3k w/alex & pete, eating a delicious calzone, sleeping some more.

ally, both bears are super crepey but larry the cablebear is crepier so i choose option 1

― ZR (teenagequiet), Monday, 12 February 2007 16:32 (nineteen years ago)

WAHT IS THE REMOTE CONTROLLED FLYING BOAT PLANE THING CALLED

― a_p (a_p), Monday, 12 February 2007 16:33 (nineteen years ago)

discovering latent ivy league/upper class resentment

haha you helped host a party for bastards

― TOMB07 (trm), Monday, 12 February 2007 16:33 (nineteen years ago)

STORM LAUNCHER

― TOMB07 (trm), Monday, 12 February 2007 16:33 (nineteen years ago)

lol @ papi chulo!!!!!!
http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/vtbear_1937_3194281
^^^^^ would seriously marry someone who gave me this racism bear except for already married thing

xpost oh fuck i forget, but alex you left too soon, after 9pm apparently NFL network shows a lot of PAJAMA GRAM commercials as well as the teddy bear commercial.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 12 February 2007 16:33 (nineteen years ago)

wait i just realized the redneck bear (which, btw, is not available in black apparently!!!!!!) has an axe. what. the. fuck.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 12 February 2007 16:34 (nineteen years ago)

LOL @ bob mould bear

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Monday, 12 February 2007 16:35 (nineteen years ago)

UH
http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/vtbear_1935_22769405

this is the funniest website ever??

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 12 February 2007 16:35 (nineteen years ago)

my weekend:
getting v drink and listening to bruce springsteen, playing wii for first time, feeling v v sick, learning about combines, watching marooned with allyzay and tombot, drinking green tea and bourbon, watching mst3k w/ zr and pete, more tea&whiskey, going to bed early.

most importantly, i learned that i need to get a STORM LAUNCHER ASAP and SHOCK MY FRIENDS

― a_p (a_p), Monday, 12 February 2007 16:35 (nineteen years ago)

storm launcher OTM

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 12 February 2007 16:36 (nineteen years ago)

hahahaha what a non surprise

Footwear Acquisitions

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 12 February 2007 16:37 (nineteen years ago)

I have been enjoying the effects of combining beer and pseudoephedrine and other cold medicines over the course of this weekend.

― Ed (dali), Monday, 12 February 2007 16:37 (nineteen years ago)

The clusterfuck thread is like someone else talking shit about your siblings on the playground: I'M allowed to tell Jon he's being a douche and that no one will thank him for playing the saint, but some people far far away who've never met any of us and who think it's a cardinal sin to bike across an empty intersection during a red light do not get to pass judgement. GGGRRRRRRRR.

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 12 February 2007 16:38 (nineteen years ago)

train in beginner then SHOCK YOUR FRIENDS IN PRO MODE

― a_p (a_p), Monday, 12 February 2007 16:39 (nineteen years ago)

dear MW

thank you for alerting me to that thread

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 12 February 2007 16:39 (nineteen years ago)

hahahaha what a non surprise
Footwear Acquisitions

-- Mr. Que (pelagi...), February 12th, 2007. (Party with me Punker)

LOL

― 69 (pete), Monday, 12 February 2007 16:40 (nineteen years ago)

https://www.spinmaster.com/skin_swap/storm/images/16204_12.jpg

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 12 February 2007 16:41 (nineteen years ago)

I need one of those.

― Ed (dali), Monday, 12 February 2007 16:42 (nineteen years ago)

no prob, ally, i had to share the craziness. like, if he'd bought weirdo hiking boots of something ok, but those are the most boring shoe ever. and he started a thread about them?? i bought these on saturday, also i swear i saw wiis at the mall on saturday

http://ec2.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000JNME9I.01._AA280_SCLZZZZZZZ

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 12 February 2007 16:43 (nineteen years ago)

whoops did not show up

http://akimages.crossmediaservices.com/dyn_li/200.0.88.0/www_zappos_com/images/721/7219101/827-225817-d.jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 12 February 2007 16:44 (nineteen years ago)

oh my god weirdest thing ever happened to me last week, i bought shoes at zappos at like 4pm wednesday. then morning thursday, i get an e-mail saying i have been upgraded in my shipping because they're doing some kind of drawing or something. so i'm like, oh yay, maybe i have new shoes for fri or saturday. THEY SHOWED UP THURSDAY AFTERNOON??? did zappos BRING the shoes to me themselves??

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 12 February 2007 16:45 (nineteen years ago)

you can see wii boxes at the mall every day of the week, mall videogame stores are the emperors of putting dozens of empty boxes of systems in the windows

― TOMB07 (trm), Monday, 12 February 2007 16:45 (nineteen years ago)

emperors of putting dozens of empty boxes of systems in the windows

i had no idea this was an actual title a person could have

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 12 February 2007 16:46 (nineteen years ago)

should I get a 2000 wii points card for the low price of $19.82

― TOMB07 (trm), Monday, 12 February 2007 16:47 (nineteen years ago)

that's crazy about the emperors. oh well.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 12 February 2007 16:47 (nineteen years ago)

I'm having noted doctor Jimmy the Mod diagnose my ongoing and now worsening again illness. Perhaps should see real doctor y/n

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 12 February 2007 16:56 (nineteen years ago)

I recommend the pseudoephedrine, but it appears to be banned in several US states.

― Ed (dali), Monday, 12 February 2007 16:58 (nineteen years ago)

it's b/c of the meth

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 12 February 2007 16:59 (nineteen years ago)

well I am taking dayquil

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 12 February 2007 17:00 (nineteen years ago)

actually, i don't think it's banned in any states, it's just behind the counter now and you have to sign your name and shit to prove that you are really sick

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 12 February 2007 17:00 (nineteen years ago)

pseudoephedrine makes me nervous/anxious/jittery. but my head is killing me and i have some lying around should i take it y/n

― a_p (a_p), Monday, 12 February 2007 17:01 (nineteen years ago)

yes

― Ed (dali), Monday, 12 February 2007 17:02 (nineteen years ago)

head killing you b/c sinus headache? advil will do the trick? why head killing blogger?

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 12 February 2007 17:02 (nineteen years ago)

makes me feel really messed up too

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 12 February 2007 17:04 (nineteen years ago)

yes, congestion/sinuses. maybe i will just take advil.

― a_p (a_p), Monday, 12 February 2007 17:05 (nineteen years ago)

yeah i would go with advil.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 12 February 2007 17:06 (nineteen years ago)

i'm taking dayquil at least partially for its speed effects right now

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 12 February 2007 17:08 (nineteen years ago)

i don't like any of that jittery stuff. i once took too much robotussin and roboed out for an afternoon=not as fun as it should have been. ;____;

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 12 February 2007 17:09 (nineteen years ago)

I don't like it but I didn't actually get a single bit of sleep last night because my throat started going haywire again. So, dayquil overload it is, otherwise I will be passing out at the desk.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 12 February 2007 17:11 (nineteen years ago)

ADVIL: TAKEN

― a_p (a_p), Monday, 12 February 2007 17:13 (nineteen years ago)

i'm finally *knock wood* turning the corner on my sick b.s. but guess who said she had a scratchy throat this morning? that's right, Mrs. Q.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 12 February 2007 17:13 (nineteen years ago)

let's all keep hanging out together until we're dead from tuberculosis

― TOMB07 (trm), Monday, 12 February 2007 17:16 (nineteen years ago)

I'm going to go lick my boss's mouse while he's in a mtg, y/n

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 12 February 2007 17:18 (nineteen years ago)

and his telephone y/n

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 12 February 2007 17:19 (nineteen years ago)

― a_p (a_p), Monday, 12 February 2007 17:19 (nineteen years ago)

we should all stop making out with each other, is the problem

― a_p (a_p), Monday, 12 February 2007 17:19 (nineteen years ago)

sorry he only just showed up in the office and was all sunshine and "rock star" again and i could barely even muster back a hello my voice is so shot and i'm totally irritated now

xpost never remember to stop making out with each other, wtf!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 12 February 2007 17:20 (nineteen years ago)

xpost- are those euphemisms?

― chicago kevin has a lust for bacon (chicago kevin), Monday, 12 February 2007 17:20 (nineteen years ago)

The pseudoephedrine fucking me over is normally a sign that my cold is nearly gone. I did myself a number by ODing on pseudoephedrine and ibuprofen on the plane last time I came to NYC, I was ill-advisingly using it's speedy qualities to keep me awake, I couldn't eat for two days after that.

― Ed (dali), Monday, 12 February 2007 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

Wait, why would you WANT to be awake on an airplane?

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 12 February 2007 17:41 (nineteen years ago)

Wanted to beat the jetlag. Last plane out of London (late as well) didn't want to sleep till my head hit the pillow at Tracer Hand's

― Ed (dali), Monday, 12 February 2007 17:42 (nineteen years ago)

I guess that's one way of going about doing it. I find it impossible to sleep to begin with on airplanes and couldn't imagine wanting to try to stay awake though! It makes sense but god airplanes are terrible.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 12 February 2007 17:46 (nineteen years ago)

I can generally sleep anywhere even on planes, but the quality of sleep on planes generally makes me feel like shit.

― Ed (dali), Monday, 12 February 2007 17:56 (nineteen years ago)

MW robotripping is only appropriate for prisoners and 13 year olds. it is not fun, unless you like the "wow, there sure are a whole lot of bugs crawling on me right now" feeling, which some do, though why i am not sure.

― ZR (teenagequiet), Monday, 12 February 2007 18:08 (nineteen years ago)

I don't want to go to school tonight, at all
I want to go to a used videogame shop and get busy with the cheap thrills provided by backwards compatibility

― TOMB07 (trm), Monday, 12 February 2007 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

you skipped class last week tho

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 12 February 2007 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

yeah I know. also this vaunted used game shop carrying my wishlist items for pennies on the MSRP, I doubt it even exists, much less is anywhere near where I'm willing to travel today.

though it did get somewhat less fucking freezing out. I do appreciate that.

― TOMB07 (trm), Monday, 12 February 2007 18:25 (nineteen years ago)

feelin better but OWWWWW SMOKING

― a_p (a_p), Monday, 12 February 2007 18:41 (nineteen years ago)

should everything that is bad be illegal

― a_p (a_p), Monday, 12 February 2007 18:41 (nineteen years ago)

oh fuck that is what i've been forgetting to do. no wonder i am sick.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 12 February 2007 18:42 (nineteen years ago)

the smoking cigarettes is always more likely to make me feel sick & harder for a cold to go away! just saying.. i rarely smoke though..

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Monday, 12 February 2007 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

ts: withdrawal vs sore throat

― a_p (a_p), Monday, 12 February 2007 18:47 (nineteen years ago)

i'm just extrapolating from the fact that i was ok last week but only smoked one cigarette since friday night and am now VERY VERY SICK.

xpost i have sore throat already :D

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 12 February 2007 18:48 (nineteen years ago)

wait no not :D

;_1

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 12 February 2007 18:48 (nineteen years ago)

;_?

― a_p (a_p), Monday, 12 February 2007 18:49 (nineteen years ago)

that seems about right

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 12 February 2007 18:50 (nineteen years ago)

do I:
a) go smoke
b) let my sudden onslaught of withdrawal anger loose on gabbnebs

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 12 February 2007 19:16 (nineteen years ago)

― Ed (dali), Monday, 12 February 2007 19:17 (nineteen years ago)

c) BOTH!

― ZR (teenagequiet), Monday, 12 February 2007 19:17 (nineteen years ago)

zr raises an excellent point

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 12 February 2007 19:18 (nineteen years ago)

man I don't even know

― TOMB07 (trm), Monday, 12 February 2007 19:18 (nineteen years ago)

i'm ready for b with his shitty shoes

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 12 February 2007 19:18 (nineteen years ago)

he only posted about those stupid boring uninteresting shoes to point out how rich he is!!! FUCK!!!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 12 February 2007 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

see that's the kind of energy you need to bring!

― ZR (teenagequiet), Monday, 12 February 2007 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

sorry, i'm bored and want you all to entertain me

― ZR (teenagequiet), Monday, 12 February 2007 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

ok the thing is if i go and smoke at this point will i like pass out. this is the longest i've gone in like 10 years without a cigarette.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 12 February 2007 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

dudes i like this girl

― 69 (pete), Monday, 12 February 2007 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 12 February 2007 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

yeah how did it go??????

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 12 February 2007 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

my boss is an asshole today.

― TOMB07 (trm), Monday, 12 February 2007 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

ohhhh mannnnnn ;_____;

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 12 February 2007 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

so many ups and downs on this thread

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 12 February 2007 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

re-emphasizing crapness of current job, whatever!

― TOMB07 (trm), Monday, 12 February 2007 19:26 (nineteen years ago)

http://a818.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/41/l_f869acec4adc4813bdedde596ad57b01.jpg
go to lobster heaven

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 12 February 2007 19:27 (nineteen years ago)

yeah my boss is an asshole today too. i console myself with the knowledge that he has almost certainly never gotten laid.

― ZR (teenagequiet), Monday, 12 February 2007 19:27 (nineteen years ago)

you know who's a real asshole today?

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 12 February 2007 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

get equipped with cheney dick

― TOMB07 (trm), Monday, 12 February 2007 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

hhhhhhhaaaaaahaahahaha waht?

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 12 February 2007 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

i was going to say gabbneb but whatevs.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 12 February 2007 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

"today"

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 12 February 2007 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

ally otm

― ZR (teenagequiet), Monday, 12 February 2007 19:45 (nineteen years ago)

i'd really just like to spend the rest of the day in the bathtub, but i don't think my laptop is waterproof ;_;

― a_p (a_p), Monday, 12 February 2007 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

oh man the night me and zack carried alex to trivia in a bathtub will go down in history

― 69 (pete), Monday, 12 February 2007 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

we need to hear that story

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 12 February 2007 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

artist's rendering:
http://www.lambiek.net/artists/c/clark-james/clark_james_3menintub.jpg

― a_p (a_p), Monday, 12 February 2007 19:54 (nineteen years ago)

hook the bathtub to this, will make it easier on you
http://www.edinburghsucks.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/rickshaw.gif

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 12 February 2007 19:54 (nineteen years ago)

Everyone i leave seems to get away
and everywhere i go i want to travel by rickshaw
thorazine given in your food will stop the headaches
but don't be fooled by what you leave me

everything depends on the getaway
and everywhere i go i want to travel boogie-board
thorazine given in your food will stop the headaches
but don't be fooled by what you leave behind

everyone i know needs to get ahead
and everywhere i go i want to travel by x-wing
thorazine given in your food will stop the headaches
but don't be fooled by what you leave me

everything i leave seems to get away
and everywhere i go i want to travel on my man-legs
thorazine given in your food will stop the headaches
but don't be fooled by what you leave behind

― 69 (pete), Monday, 12 February 2007 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

EVERYWHERE I LOOK THERE'S A DARKNESS

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 12 February 2007 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

i was telling zack this yesterday - i think "w/o MSG i am nothing" might be in my top ten songs of the 00's! and definitely my favorite mclusky song, even in a VERY STRONG field

― 69 (pete), Monday, 12 February 2007 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

i love that band! i found some live stuff online and they just CRUSH it. also--I got me some oneida, EOTO and SW=they are great!

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 12 February 2007 20:13 (nineteen years ago)

i need to go and buy a couple of their albums, i had rips but they went awol

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 12 February 2007 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

ally i can copy you most of their recorded output - i have everything besides like perpetua-level shit

mark "sheets of easter" from EOTO is one of my very favorite songs ever

― 69 (pete), Monday, 12 February 2007 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

i have everything besides like perpetua-level shit

thanks, that gave me a mental image of him on the can taking a grumpy.

if you need me i'll be throwing up for like the rest of my life.

― chicago kevin has a lust for bacon (chicago kevin), Monday, 12 February 2007 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

yeah thanks for turning me onto them, i really like that first song off secret wars.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 12 February 2007 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

that would pretty much rule. thanks! i will make you a cupcake in exchange.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 12 February 2007 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

OOH treasure plane! yeah, oneida rules rules rules. fat bobby used to post a lot on ILM as hurlothrumbo, and on ILBaseball too i think.

― 69 (pete), Monday, 12 February 2007 20:22 (nineteen years ago)

/JMC

― 69 (pete), Monday, 12 February 2007 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

i guess no one went to deerhoof last night?

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 12 February 2007 20:29 (nineteen years ago)

azr and mark check yr inboxes in approx 1 hr

xpost - i got really turned off to deerhoof right after milkman came out - i like milkman the song, but i dunno - i just lost patience??

― 69 (pete), Monday, 12 February 2007 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

yeah i can see that but from what i hear/have seen on you tube, their drummer is a nutjob and i kind of want to see him.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 12 February 2007 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

their drummer is one of the top 3-4 drummers ive ever seen (kid millions from oneida being another)

― 69 (pete), Monday, 12 February 2007 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

something about deerhoof never quite clicks for me. i like a few songs but the aesthetic seems too...dry or something?

― ZR (teenagequiet), Monday, 12 February 2007 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

speaking of nutjob asian drummers, i don't know who it was on here who had similar musical taste as me but to whomever you are check out (if you haven't already) birthday suits. they're a duo from minneapolis and are some kind of weird crossbreeding of deerhoof and new day rising-era husker du. i can't remember the last time i watched a band and just stood there slack jawed and captivated. they were back in chicago about 2 weeks ago but i was overdrawn on my bank account and it was 2 days before payday so it was a no go. : (

― chicago kevin has a lust for bacon (chicago kevin), Monday, 12 February 2007 20:37 (nineteen years ago)

i feel like they are ADD in a horrible way

XPOST DEBIT CARD DOUBLE DONGER

― 69 (pete), Monday, 12 February 2007 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

xpost re deerhoof, yeah i can be so hit or miss with them. my favorite thing is the free live album thing with all the milkman songs. i heard the milkman album for the first time awhile back and was like WTF? sounded so off.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 12 February 2007 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

i saw Sweet J.A.P. (pre-birthday suit mpls band) a couple times before i left town and yeah, the drummer was pretty fucking great live -- never seen birthday suit tho.

― a_p (a_p), Monday, 12 February 2007 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

ONE OF THOSE BANDS GOT FAKE. TITS. YEAH!

― 69 (pete), Monday, 12 February 2007 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

GUYS I HAVE A NEW JOB! THREE FLOORS DOWN! MANAGING EDITRIX OF AWESOME HEARTY HEART WEB SITE!

― quincie (quincie), Monday, 12 February 2007 21:05 (nineteen years ago)

In other words, holy awesome resolution to jobbie madness!

― quincie (quincie), Monday, 12 February 2007 21:05 (nineteen years ago)

Congratulations, I hope it comes with more money and fringe benefits.

― Ed (dali), Monday, 12 February 2007 21:06 (nineteen years ago)

hooray :D

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 12 February 2007 21:06 (nineteen years ago)

Way to go; congrats!

― Matilda Wormwood (Mary ), Monday, 12 February 2007 21:07 (nineteen years ago)

kate im so glad!

― 69 (pete), Monday, 12 February 2007 21:07 (nineteen years ago)

woohoos klgs

― TOMB07 (trm), Monday, 12 February 2007 21:08 (nineteen years ago)

YES AWESOME GOOD JOB!

― ZR (teenagequiet), Monday, 12 February 2007 21:08 (nineteen years ago)

congrats Q! that's great news! :)

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Monday, 12 February 2007 21:08 (nineteen years ago)

omg awesome, quincie!

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Monday, 12 February 2007 21:10 (nineteen years ago)

huzzah!

― chicago kevin is back in a new york groove (chicago kevin), Monday, 12 February 2007 21:10 (nineteen years ago)

:D :D :D :D

― a_p (a_p), Monday, 12 February 2007 21:12 (nineteen years ago)

yay! you asked this morning if you looked like a managing editrix AND I SAID YES OMG I AM CHARLATAN

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 12 February 2007 21:16 (nineteen years ago)

i do not think you are using that word correctly MW

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 12 February 2007 21:17 (nineteen years ago)

YEAH OH WELL IM BUSY JUST WANTED TO CHIME IN BACK TO THE GRIND

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 12 February 2007 21:17 (nineteen years ago)

oh don't be that way

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 12 February 2007 21:18 (nineteen years ago)

;_?

― a_p (a_p), Monday, 12 February 2007 21:18 (nineteen years ago)

retrofire!

― TOMB07 (trm), Monday, 12 February 2007 21:20 (nineteen years ago)

dude now quincie has new job lined up I am getting paranoid that I did not hear back yet from dude who lined up my phoner this morning

― TOMB07 (trm), Monday, 12 February 2007 21:21 (nineteen years ago)

BOXCAR!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 12 February 2007 21:25 (nineteen years ago)

TOMBOT fear not; my circumstances were clearly not the norm. I just "applied" for the job on Thursday of last week!

― quincie (quincie), Monday, 12 February 2007 21:43 (nineteen years ago)

ally/mark check email

― 69 (pete), Monday, 12 February 2007 21:44 (nineteen years ago)

pete got you new jobs!

― a_p (a_p), Monday, 12 February 2007 21:47 (nineteen years ago)

man alex do not get my hopes up like that

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 12 February 2007 21:48 (nineteen years ago)

Harlequin? I have no idea what "charlatan" was about.

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 12 February 2007 21:48 (nineteen years ago)

High five, q--does the job come with heart-shaped fuzzy toys?

― Stephen Ex (Stephen Ex), Monday, 12 February 2007 21:48 (nineteen years ago)

i think i meant soothsayer or something.

anyway, no new job in my email yet.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 12 February 2007 21:50 (nineteen years ago)

You don't need a new job! You actually like your job, a la Pete!

― quincie (quincie), Monday, 12 February 2007 21:55 (nineteen years ago)

i was just going along with alex's joke sweetheart

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 12 February 2007 21:56 (nineteen years ago)

yeah you and pete like your jobs miami style

― TOMB07 (trm), Monday, 12 February 2007 21:56 (nineteen years ago)

that is a code for sweaty, with ham and onions

― TOMB07 (trm), Monday, 12 February 2007 21:57 (nineteen years ago)

pete's super secret emails are all like "OMG WHICH JESUS LIZARD RECORD DO YOU LIKE BETTER?" anyway

― ZR (teenagequiet), Monday, 12 February 2007 21:58 (nineteen years ago)

i love him

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 12 February 2007 21:59 (nineteen years ago)

no no i sent ally and mark the entire released output of mclusky

OR DID I R1AA THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO HMM

― 69 (pete), Monday, 12 February 2007 22:00 (nineteen years ago)

I think yr e-mails got intercepted by narcs ;_1

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 12 February 2007 22:01 (nineteen years ago)

goddamn it mickey

― ZR (teenagequiet), Monday, 12 February 2007 22:02 (nineteen years ago)

yes list of things i do not have in my inbox

1. entire output of mclusky
2. plate of ham n' eggs n' onion, sweaty style

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 12 February 2007 22:02 (nineteen years ago)

http://users.isr.ist.utl.pt/~yoda/homepage/scans/octrahedal_spherical_caffufle.gif

― TOMB07 (trm), Monday, 12 February 2007 22:03 (nineteen years ago)

ps do not want #2, please to not send me that

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 12 February 2007 22:03 (nineteen years ago)

well now i adopted a second approach

― 69 (pete), Monday, 12 February 2007 22:03 (nineteen years ago)

got this one!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 12 February 2007 22:04 (nineteen years ago)

got it thanks! still waiting on the ham.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 12 February 2007 22:07 (nineteen years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/39/74966389_6d5cc528ce_m.jpg

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 12 February 2007 22:08 (nineteen years ago)

eggs? onion? wtf?

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 12 February 2007 22:12 (nineteen years ago)

they're underneath the ham, use your imagination!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 12 February 2007 22:13 (nineteen years ago)

;_;

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 12 February 2007 22:17 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.cecilw.com/photo/albums/album14/eggs.sized.jpg
http://flakmag.com/misc/images/onions.jpg

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 12 February 2007 22:20 (nineteen years ago)

my new health regimen: menthols and gin.

I HAVE NEVER FELT BETTER.

― a_p (a_p), Monday, 12 February 2007 22:34 (nineteen years ago)

if i combine this with taking a bath i bet i'll develop SUPER POWERS

― a_p (a_p), Monday, 12 February 2007 22:34 (nineteen years ago)

ugh menthols

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 12 February 2007 22:35 (nineteen years ago)

you know i take that back because it seems like every time i post "ugh (fill in the blank)" on this thread, someone has be consuming it by month's end and menthols are a bridge i am unwilling to cross, so i will say YAY MENTHOLS

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 12 February 2007 22:36 (nineteen years ago)

they were outta regulars at the gas station, but now i'm TOTALLY into these

― a_p (a_p), Monday, 12 February 2007 22:40 (nineteen years ago)

Tom is a pretty big proponent of the idea that menthols somehow cure colds, and has tried to get me to smoke them when sick on a few occasions, but I just cannot buy into it.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 12 February 2007 22:41 (nineteen years ago)

tom otm

― a_p (a_p), Monday, 12 February 2007 22:41 (nineteen years ago)

i think it doesn't make very good sense though, menthols seem rougher when i've bummed them out of desperation from former friend menthols mccrazy in ballston, it would basically kill me to smoke it.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 12 February 2007 22:45 (nineteen years ago)

they anaesthetise your throat! it's like smoking a lozenge

― a_p (a_p), Monday, 12 February 2007 22:47 (nineteen years ago)

ok that didn't occur to me

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 12 February 2007 22:48 (nineteen years ago)

what's menthols mccrazy up to these days, anyway?

― a_p (a_p), Monday, 12 February 2007 22:51 (nineteen years ago)

World of Warcraft from what I understand

― Allyzay P. Boxcars (trm), Monday, 12 February 2007 23:14 (nineteen years ago)

i am so tired!!! i hope we have a snow day tomorrow

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Monday, 12 February 2007 23:18 (nineteen years ago)

OTM!

― Allyzay P. Boxcars (trm), Monday, 12 February 2007 23:21 (nineteen years ago)

http://image.weather.com/web/activities/recreation/golf/articles/01.04.sp.1.jpg

― 69 (pete), Monday, 12 February 2007 23:30 (nineteen years ago)

http://themot.org/gallery/d/47806-1/catfuck.jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 00:21 (nineteen years ago)

man girls are ca-razy did you guys know that?

― ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 04:40 (nineteen years ago)

naw that's not fair really, pretty much none of the girls i know/interact with are any crazier than the dudes i know/interact with but...yeesh.

― ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 04:48 (nineteen years ago)

at least we won trivia again for the seventieth time in a row.

― ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 04:51 (nineteen years ago)

blood diamonds zr, i put on "get into the groove" for you

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 05:25 (nineteen years ago)

good showing tonight, fellas!

― 69 (pete), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 05:29 (nineteen years ago)

but what does blood diamonds mean?

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 07:04 (nineteen years ago)

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 12:56 (nineteen years ago)

OWWWWWW

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 12:56 (nineteen years ago)

^^^^ that is the true meaning of blood diamonds

― ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 14:25 (nineteen years ago)

http://moddb.com/images/cache/members/88/88175/thumb_profile.jpg

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 15:05 (nineteen years ago)

the subject header of a longstanding gmail thread between me and my bro 4 life: [REDACTED] Continues to Like Crazy Girls ... O RITE THEY ALL CRAZY

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 15:06 (nineteen years ago)

Sounds like an OTM subject line to me.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 15:07 (nineteen years ago)

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 15:11 (nineteen years ago)

Has the wankette got his balls caught in his laptop lid?

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 15:12 (nineteen years ago)

i likes snow

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 15:13 (nineteen years ago)

ok Ed thanks for making me bust out laughing retardedly in my office, like really loud

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 15:14 (nineteen years ago)

i likes snow
-- Mr. Que (pelagi...) (webmail), Today 3:13 PM. (Party with me Punker) (later) (link)

i f'ing hate it. i'm so cold i'm about to light my feet on fire.

― chicago kevin is back in a new york groove (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 15:16 (nineteen years ago)

yeah we're not as cold as you are kevin. that sucks. i hear if you drink whiskey it keeps you warm, tho?

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 15:16 (nineteen years ago)

I like snow a lot better when I'm not sick.

xpost it also apparently makes you just post "ow" over and over so be wary?

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 15:17 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.sfgov.org/site/uploadedimages/sfmdc/RichardOw.jpg

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 15:24 (nineteen years ago)

I take it the gin + menthols cure didn't actually work and I should stick with my copious dayquil then sleeping pills cure.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 15:33 (nineteen years ago)

Add Whisky and you have an OTM cure there.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 15:35 (nineteen years ago)

TO WHICH ONE

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 15:35 (nineteen years ago)

THIS IS VITAL INFORMATION BECAUSE EVERYONE ON THIS THREAD IS DOING IT WRONG CURRENTLY

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 15:35 (nineteen years ago)

i should've stuck with gin + menthols + bathtub all day. It was cheap beer + cheap whiskey + winning trivia that did this to me.

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 15:36 (nineteen years ago)

your one. Menthols = urrgh.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 15:36 (nineteen years ago)

dayquil +jameson +sleeping pills = bliss.

― chicago kevin is back in a new york groove (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 15:36 (nineteen years ago)

EVERYONE ON THIS THREAD IS DOING IT WRONG CURRENTLY

most otm statement ever on dc threads

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 15:36 (nineteen years ago)

even more OTM on other threads

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 15:37 (nineteen years ago)

The HSUS action - filed last week in Superior Court of the District of Columbia - specifically concerns "The Underground Pitbull Breeders Association, StreetHeatDVD.com, and the publishers of The Gamecock and The Feathered Warrior. HSUS has also targeted DVDs Unleashed: The Realest Pitbull Action Caught on Tape and Hood Fights Vol. 2, The Art of the Pit, both "depicting illegal dogfighting".

― TOMB07 (trm), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 15:40 (nineteen years ago)

"Unleashed: The Realest Pitbull Action" needs to go on the funny 6 minutes ago login names repository

― TOMB07 (trm), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 15:41 (nineteen years ago)

Cal Naughton, Jr.: What does El Diablo mean?
Ricky Bobby: It's like Spanish for like a fighting chicken.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 15:43 (nineteen years ago)

Brian Miller OTM

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 15:45 (nineteen years ago)

Also Tom OTM, I had no idea pitbull fighting was so similar to pornography

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 15:45 (nineteen years ago)

I should've watched Talladega Nights last night again instead of Closer, wtf was I thinking

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 15:45 (nineteen years ago)

Closer: The Realest Airplane Takeoff Stripper Slapping Caught on Tape

― TOMB07 (trm), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 15:47 (nineteen years ago)

you wanted to see Natalie Portman naked

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 15:47 (nineteen years ago)

The drugs were addling you, it was not your fault.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 15:47 (nineteen years ago)

MrQ OTM

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 15:49 (nineteen years ago)

Natalie Portman doesn't even actually get naked in the movie, it's a misnomer. Underpants and bra /= naked.

The slapping scene was hilarious though. Also the Jude Law/Clive Owen internet sex scene.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 15:49 (nineteen years ago)

Never mind, that movie ruled actually.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 15:50 (nineteen years ago)

my stepdad rented that movie once, i did not watch with him ewww creepy

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 15:51 (nineteen years ago)

Natalie Portman doesn't even actually get naked in the movie, it's a misnomer.

well then i guess i was hasty in moving that up to the top of my netflix queue.

― chicago kevin is back in a new york groove (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 15:51 (nineteen years ago)

Well, don't get me wrong, there are other naked people in the strip club, and there's a shot of Jude Law's crotch so if you're just looking to see naked people, this is a respectable film in that regards, it's just that none of the naked people are either of the female leads.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 15:52 (nineteen years ago)

, and there's a shot of Jude Law's crotch

deleting from netflix queue all together.

― chicago kevin is back in a new york groove (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 15:54 (nineteen years ago)

Everytime you slap a stripper, an airplane gets its clearance for takeoff

― TOMB07 (trm), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 15:56 (nineteen years ago)

what happens when you turkey slap a stripper?

― chicago kevin is back in a new york groove (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 15:57 (nineteen years ago)

That's my favorite Bloodhound Gang song

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 15:57 (nineteen years ago)

It's also prohibited in the UK, which last year led the Edinburgh Film festival to pull 1974 film Cockfighter from its schedule on the grounds that it contained too much cockfighting.

The British Board of Film Classification's Sue Clark explained at the time: "The film was never edited for classification in the UK because it's called Cockfighter. And if you take out all the cockfighting scenes there's not much left."

― TOMB07 (trm), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 16:01 (nineteen years ago)

OK seriously wtf are you reading

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 16:04 (nineteen years ago)

if someone is continually giving me bad cites for articles to get for him, and I ask him about one, asking him "Is this the right article, even though it's the wrong journal it's the right author, year, page numbers, etc." and he replies, "well if it looks like a duck. . ." and that's all he says should I

a) send him a turducken
b) tell him to kiss my ass
c) do nothing at all and hope he forgets the request

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 16:05 (nineteen years ago)

Is the weather bad enough for me to skip going to my internship this afternoon?

MW: Does Google Scholar help in this instance?

― Matilda Wormwood (Mary ), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 16:06 (nineteen years ago)

mw you should probably stab him

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 16:08 (nineteen years ago)

alex is OTM

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 16:08 (nineteen years ago)

MrQ, I think his response may have been acceptable if you were getting an Audubon field guide.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 16:09 (nineteen years ago)

oh i've been google scholaring the shit out of his stuff, he never gives me the titles of the articles just authors and page numbers, which makes it hard to find sometimes with GS.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 16:09 (nineteen years ago)

stab the turducken, send it to him with a note that says "YOU" on it, if you are adverse to actually stabbing him.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 16:09 (nineteen years ago)

drop it off a bridge onto his car

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 16:10 (nineteen years ago)

also Mary, I think the weather is terrible enough to justify anything. Except it appears to have just stopped snowing as soon as I say this :\

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 16:11 (nineteen years ago)

you should stab each individual bird involved with the turducken actually, so when he takes it apart there is a new knife and a new note. I suggest "YOU," "STAY OUT OF MALIBU LEBOWSKI," and then finally the entirety of his stupid article, all fried and covered in bird guts.

This is what I would do, MW.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 16:12 (nineteen years ago)

actually mark I think his response was OTT rude and patronizing but OTOH I would never, ever have asked the question you asked in the first place, ever. People who make poor RFIs don't get extra attention. You set yourself up.

― TOMB07 (trm), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 16:13 (nineteen years ago)

it's like some of these people have never heard of google. they'll send me an email and be like OMG OMG I NEED THIS SOOOOOO QUICKLY PLEASE SEND RIGHT NOW ORDER THIS PLEASE and i throw the article into Google Scholar and send them it like two minutes later and they're all OMG YOU IS GENIUS.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 16:14 (nineteen years ago)

OK so my semi-boss just said "Hello Kathleen Turner!" to me. ????? 8[

xpost ppl be stupid esp ppl at universities?

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 16:15 (nineteen years ago)

yes Tombot, you are OTM I am too nice to these people.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 16:15 (nineteen years ago)

My internship claims that using Google Scholar is cheating; therefore you should search each database individually until you find or fail to find your article.

― Matilda Wormwood (Mary ), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 16:17 (nineteen years ago)

that's logical, DON'T USE EVERY AVAILABLE TOOL! NOTHING MORE MODERN THAN THE ABACUS.

― chicago kevin is back in a new york groove (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 16:18 (nineteen years ago)

PAAAAH! That is complete BS, Mary.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 16:18 (nineteen years ago)

also, no using printers, you have to transcribe everything by hand.

― chicago kevin is back in a new york groove (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 16:19 (nineteen years ago)

EXCUSE ME BUT THIS IS IMPORTANT
http://pr0n.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/6/66/Meowwars.gif

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 16:29 (nineteen years ago)

THAT IS IMPORTANT AND AWESOME

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 16:30 (nineteen years ago)

send THAT to duck dude

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 16:31 (nineteen years ago)

We have to teach them the library research process by modeling acceptable library practices. Now, when I use GS at my Saturday job, I feel guilty.

― Matilda Wormwood (Mary ), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 16:31 (nineteen years ago)

Access to the URL: http://pr0n.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/6/66/Meowwars.gif has been denied.

(Your request was denied because of its content categorization: Erotic/Sex.)

awesome.

― chicago kevin is back in a new york groove (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 16:32 (nineteen years ago)

"well if it looks like a duck. . ."

I don't even know what this means.

― Stephen Ex (Stephen Ex), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 16:34 (nineteen years ago)

Maybe it's different for your stuff Mary but 9 times out of 10 when I GS an article, it takes me directly to the journal's website.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 16:34 (nineteen years ago)

I think it's just that her internship is being stodgy and old fashioned in order to prove a point, moreso than a failing of GS.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 16:50 (nineteen years ago)

About 50% of the ref staff I talk to around here are GS-crazy, and the others treat it like it's trying to date their daughter.

― Stephen Ex (Stephen Ex), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 16:59 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.atariarchives.org/deli/desk_set.jpg

― TOMB07 (trm), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 17:07 (nineteen years ago)

Um, the way it usually works for me is, GS checks and sees if the university provides access to the database that hosts it, and if so--goes to that full-text link or pdf whatver on the database. Most of the stuff my students want isn't freely available.

― Matilda Wormwood (Mary ), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 17:14 (nineteen years ago)

your students should be more interested in possible applications for synthetic bitumen maybe

― TOMB07 (trm), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 17:17 (nineteen years ago)

The lights have been off here for over an hour, but our computers are still working:(

Alexandria has the worst infrastructure--the wind blows and the whole city loses power.

― Matilda Wormwood (Mary ), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 17:24 (nineteen years ago)

Wait, you haven't got any power? Yikes.

It is snowing here, again. It SOUNDS hideously windy outside, but the snow isn't going at too bad of an angle. Not sure what to make of that?

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 17:25 (nineteen years ago)

it is a mystery

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 17:26 (nineteen years ago)

cyclones. we have one in the courtyard you can see from the smoking deck

― TOMB07 (trm), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 17:28 (nineteen years ago)

So far i have been rejected by two guardian readers; does fox news have a dating site?

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 17:29 (nineteen years ago)

the wind here is absolutely howling. the snow isn't so bad but it's so light that it's being blown everywhere. there are bare patches of grass then 3 foot drifts out on the quad outside my office.

trying to get home is going to suck. and i think i'm out of food.

― chicago kevin is back in a new york groove (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 17:29 (nineteen years ago)

Ed you should try eHarmony.com and be matched up by Colonel Sanders on the 29 viewpoints of eccentricity or whatever he actually says in that ad.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

you should go for guardian employees. that's the pete method.

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 17:31 (nineteen years ago)

YA HEARD

― 69 (pete), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 17:32 (nineteen years ago)

it's not doing anything over here. not looking forward to the ice, i want some SNOW SNOW SNOW

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 17:32 (nineteen years ago)

their offices are round the corner from my plat, maybe I should stand on the doorstep and hand out flyers.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 17:32 (nineteen years ago)

plat = flat

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 17:32 (nineteen years ago)

GUYS just in case you are not following the "Oh you're so cute thread!" for understandable LJ related reasons, see this now:
http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/img_0503.jpg

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 17:33 (nineteen years ago)

thanks ally. i always wanted to see a skunk giving head to a kitten

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 17:33 (nineteen years ago)

says the man posting kitty hardcore earlier on the thread

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 17:34 (nineteen years ago)

guys I just tried to help jon get a wii again and it sold out while it was in his amazon shopping cart ;_;

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 17:34 (nineteen years ago)

The library has sunlight plus some generator light scattered here and there---mainly we're in the dark. This always happens here. But usually they don't take over an hour to fix it.

― Matilda Wormwood (Mary ), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 17:34 (nineteen years ago)

ppl be stupid esp ppl at universities?

so true!

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 17:38 (nineteen years ago)

turns out the cure for trivia hangovers is szechuan chicken, btw

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 17:44 (nineteen years ago)

Ed, you can always try the LRB.

― Stephen Ex (Stephen Ex), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 17:45 (nineteen years ago)

goddamnit i wish i had chinese food

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 17:49 (nineteen years ago)

I am so down for Mr. chen's tonight

― TOMB07 (trm), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 17:55 (nineteen years ago)

ZART ROBOTRON are you up for trying to jam tonight or are you also feeling a little under the weather? I'm kinda up in the air about it.

― TOMB07 (trm), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 17:55 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0811080/
^^^^^^ EXCUSE ME BUT WTF ARE THE WACHOWSKIS DOING ATTACHED TO THIS

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 17:58 (nineteen years ago)

the only good news about this is that Vince Vaughn is still attached to play Racer X.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

OMG @ THIS: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0811080/board/nest/65473728

― 69 (pete), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 18:02 (nineteen years ago)

a friend of mine has just finished working on a film with vince vaughn , and apparently he is a grade A coked up arsehole and that this movie (xmas movie for this year) will suck, but it does feature russian midgets.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

surprise

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

ok who the hell thinks this http://www.advertisementave.biz/images/256x192/geico-speedracer.jpg looks like an asian. Mmmmmaybe a halfy asian like Spencer Chow but he's not japanese either.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

yeah tom i dunno, it's gross outside and i have to clean my place for $girl to come over tomorrow (although god knows wtf is up there at the mo) and i'm a little muthy so i might want to resched. for next tuesday if you could do that.

― ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

possibly more surprising was that he was seen on set snogging J3nn1fer An1ston. I don't know they may be married for all i know.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

i am just really, really angry that the attachment of the Wachowskis to this now definite project means I will be subjected to some kind of techno-metal Marilyn Manson cover of the Speed Racer song.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 18:06 (nineteen years ago)

oh jesus I didn't even think of that

though honestly unless it was the Coens I can't really imagine circumstances in which that would not happen, really

they should just use the fucking Alpha Team version!!

― TOMB07 (trm), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 18:08 (nineteen years ago)

ok Coen version of Speed Racer is even weirder than the initial Gus Van Sant version Vaughn was trying so hard to get going back in like 1997.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

COEN BROS SPEED RACER YES!!!

john turturro as racer x!

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

no John Turturro is pretty clearly Inspector Detector in my mind.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 18:11 (nineteen years ago)

my only hope for this movie is that the Wachowskis have the good sense to play entirely to their strength and include the Car Acrobatic Team as the main villains, and make it a movie that is entirely the flying around truck freeway chase motorcycles explosion from the Matrix.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 18:13 (nineteen years ago)

I can imagine them telling everybody at readings to try to match the pace of the original dubbed dialogue

― TOMB07 (trm), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 18:14 (nineteen years ago)

oh man the Car Acrobatic Team was so dangerous

― TOMB07 (trm), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 18:15 (nineteen years ago)

The Car Acrobatic Team was capable of anything. Especially if "anything" means "flying cars"

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

alright i'll stop now

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 18:22 (nineteen years ago)

if they make the mach 5 look "cool" it will be "lame"

― TOMB07 (trm), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

hey dan good posts on the "irreplaceable" thread btw

― ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

FUCK YOU FEDS GETTING OFF WORK AT 2 YOU DIE NOW

― ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 18:41 (nineteen years ago)

wait i wanna get off work at 2

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 18:42 (nineteen years ago)

I want to burn down this building and eat the results

― TOMB07 (trm), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

wait you guys get to go home at 2?? ;_;

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 18:44 (nineteen years ago)

What are the options when tripping with a nectarine pit in your vagina? Not many.

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 18:48 (nineteen years ago)

ok no

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 18:49 (nineteen years ago)

i fucking wish! instead everyone i would possibly need to talk to will be gone so i'm just going to sit here growing increasingly angry and unproductive.

― ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 18:49 (nineteen years ago)

waht!?

I didn't go in to work in the first place today! of course i did work 10-12 hours/day for like a week and a half, so.. i don't feel bad about it

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 18:50 (nineteen years ago)

wait wait wait..... federal employees in dc going home early?

well, the plus side is that will mean a quiet afternoon here.

― chicago kevin is back in a new york groove (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 18:50 (nineteen years ago)

wait so no one on this thread actually is going home at 2

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

no, we all are. it's a snow day ally you get to go home WHENEVER YOU WANT JUST LEAVE

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 18:52 (nineteen years ago)

"Let's Get It On" was playing when I walked back into my office from lunch. I felt like I was in an Ally McBeal episode.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 18:52 (nineteen years ago)

I WILL IF THEY'RE LOOKING FOR VOLUNTEERS.

― chicago kevin is back in a new york groove (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 18:52 (nineteen years ago)

it's not snowing outside right now! I don't understand DC and it's snow policies.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 18:53 (nineteen years ago)

WAIT WANKETTE YOU ARE ALREADY AT HOME ANYWAY I DON'T TRUST YOU

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 18:53 (nineteen years ago)

home is not the native spot for teh wankette - to him "going home early" means leaving his apartment and going to a bar.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 18:56 (nineteen years ago)

but ally it might, conceivably, snow. at some point. maybe. or water that's falling, that could freeze. maybe. right? LOOK THE FUTURE OF THE FREE WORLD IS AT STAKE WE NEED TO CLOSE DOWN THE CITY.

― ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 18:56 (nineteen years ago)

well the whole close down the city for the sake of everyone is OTM but not for these "snow" reasons.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 18:57 (nineteen years ago)

WTF? We're closing at 3? Thanks, I can go home and read but uh, STUPID

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

would be awesome tho if my box o' books from powells got here b4 then.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 19:02 (nineteen years ago)

ahahahaha! DC and it's snow policies. one year it snowed half an inch and I was the only one who showed up to work in my whole firm! and then my DC friends acted like I was crazy.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 19:02 (nineteen years ago)

so tom wanna hang out?

― 69 (pete), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 19:03 (nineteen years ago)

i would stay but i have a feeling the traffic on my bus route home will be shittier tonight versus an hour from now

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 19:03 (nineteen years ago)

lololol hey i get to go home actually :D

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

oh my god, fuck you guys so hard

― ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

so actually dudes hang?

― 69 (pete), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

"getting" to leave and actually leaving are two different things, fwiw

i would be down with meeting up at some point for a little bit tho, but probably not until more like 3ish is the thing

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 19:07 (nineteen years ago)

fuck you all!

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 19:07 (nineteen years ago)

oh whatever, close up the wankette for inclement weather, if the govt is closed you have no reason to be there! PROBLEM SOLVED

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 19:08 (nineteen years ago)

INTERNET IS CLOSED GO HOME

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 19:08 (nineteen years ago)

SERIES OF TUBES FROZEN BY ICE AGE, NEWS AT 11PM

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 19:09 (nineteen years ago)

lololololololol

― ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 19:11 (nineteen years ago)

they just gave us the "you can go home whenever" email. 59 minutes of leave, anything above and beyond comes out of my accrual. fine with me. as soon as i'm done reading record reviews i'm outta here.

― chicago kevin is back in a new york groove (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 19:14 (nineteen years ago)

btw, one of the radio pranksters, Andy Breckman, is the creator of TV's Monk, and once said on the air when I was calling in, "I betcha Dr Morbius lives alone."
-- Dr Morbius (wjwe...), February 13th, 2007. (later)

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 19:25 (nineteen years ago)

lollerskates explosion

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 19:26 (nineteen years ago)

I am not ready to come home yet my children

― TOMB07 (trm), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 19:27 (nineteen years ago)

lollerskates acrobatic team

― TOMB07 (trm), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

James Caan in Lollerball

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

pete and i do not need your assistance to play wii bowling, dad.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

B000KRXAGE

― TOMB07 (trm), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 19:31 (nineteen years ago)

wait i want to bowl with ally and pete

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 19:31 (nineteen years ago)

B000LSJKAM

― TOMB07 (trm), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 19:32 (nineteen years ago)

we have many controllers so it is possible :D

uh tom are you broken

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 19:32 (nineteen years ago)

i don't know what tom's talking about anymore

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 19:32 (nineteen years ago)

does wii bowling involve drinking hot toddys? Because I could be up for that.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

YES YES YES BOWLING AND HOT TODDYS TONIGHT LET'S DO IT

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

or even just hot toddys i'm not picky

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.zymetrical.com/images/products/beer-football-helmet.jpg

WII BOWLING HOT TODDY HELMET

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

dudes i am ok with all of this! i have no idea how to make "hot toddys" but i actually have two glasses that are specifically FOR that purpose.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

I could bring all this hot toddy ingredients

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

hooray!!! this is the best news all day, i just have to finish a project then i will head home.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 19:36 (nineteen years ago)

i will probably show up later, on account of internet not getting snow days.

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

the internets are on the wii! i have seen this (sadly)

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

1. My boss asked me if I had temp's cell #, she didn't have it???
2. Temp is off site makin' copies, we need to call him, by the time he gets back we'll be closed.
3. I suggest boss call temp agency.
4. Temp's # secured.
5. Boss has to wait past 3 pm for temp to get back for some reason & decides to tell me this WHILE I AM TALKING ON THE PHONE WITH SOMEONE
6. BOO HOOOOOO.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

hey ally imma leave now and try to pick up some jarritos at secret safeway

― 69 (pete), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

shit I shoulda loaded up on jarritos at Columbia Heights Giant the other day.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

hey harold, call me!

― 69 (pete), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

ok I'm gonna leave in a second and just finish on home internets, i think

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

Okay I just got out of a meeting and passed someone in the halls carrying SKI POLES. DC winter: Inch of slush = time to eat the sled dogs.

― Stephen Ex (Stephen Ex), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK THIS FUCKING JOB

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

otm!

― ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 20:05 (nineteen years ago)

http://img468.imageshack.us/img468/6055/weatherup2.jpg

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

haha brian yr initials mean BIG SHOT MAN

― TOMB07 (trm), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 20:12 (nineteen years ago)

that is 100% true. It is also short for "el diablo".

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

My work is close as well, I'm glad I didn't go over there and worked at home instead. I would metro it over to dupont for drinking except I am sort of getting a cold.. so.. probably shouldn't

I did actually do work at home, it would help if the )*#&%#% production server wasn't still throwing errors

dammit, dammit, son of a bitch

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

brian miller OTM

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 20:15 (nineteen years ago)

I was going to change the photo caption to go along with the new photo but I think it still works.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

Brian you fucking rock

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 20:51 (nineteen years ago)

i am on internets on my laptop while pete is on internets on wii. gay y/n

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

LET
ME
GO
HOME
FOR
THE
LOVE
OF
GOD

― ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 20:57 (nineteen years ago)

you can't go home again zr

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

sad but true ;_;

― ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

also, i think dave and i decided today that after ramalama, the next record is "the fake accents 3: the legend of curly's gold"

― ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

should i
a) take bath
b) go play wii

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 21:06 (nineteen years ago)

c) back to bed

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 21:08 (nineteen years ago)

ally: that is not gay

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 21:09 (nineteen years ago)

thanks! i am now done with work and can go play wii.

also mw otm re: b!!!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 21:10 (nineteen years ago)

also: KLG is home with me but has two conference calls, until 7 pm, WTF??? I will make Jacques Pepin's instant beef tenderloin stew and drink Sierra Nevada's new India Pale Ale.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 21:12 (nineteen years ago)

i think i'm leaving work maybe i can stop by toddyville before i go clean houz?

― ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 21:12 (nineteen years ago)

WAIT WHAT RE: SN IPA?

― ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 21:12 (nineteen years ago)

ZR: http://orbitalr0x.blogspot.com/2006/02/sierra-nevada-india-pale-ale.html

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 21:18 (nineteen years ago)

WILL GIVE FULL REPORT TONIGHT ON THE INTERNETS

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 21:18 (nineteen years ago)

wait the next album is called ramma lamma?

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 21:20 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.ramallamaranch.com/

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 21:22 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.ramallamaranch.com/std/map1.jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 21:24 (nineteen years ago)

hot toddy mix is simmering away, will be ready soon.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 21:37 (nineteen years ago)

dudes i have had SN IPA, what fresh hell is this that zr doesn't know of it?!

xpost :D :D

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 21:38 (nineteen years ago)

what is in a hot toddy, Brian? perhaps I will make...

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 21:44 (nineteen years ago)

there's a million ways to make 'em.

whiskey, hot water, lemon, honey, clove is how i usually do it.

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 21:47 (nineteen years ago)

that sounds really good, but I wish I knew of a whiskey delivery service!

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 21:49 (nineteen years ago)

we have spent like 25 minutes creating zr's character

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 21:50 (nineteen years ago)

a hot toddy is pretty much any liquor combined with hot water and some sugar; there are a variety of good starting point recipes at cocktaildb.com.

Alex OTM - the one I just made is applejack combined with fresh lemon juice, simple syrup, cloves, orange extract & peel, nutmeg, star anise, cardamom, cinnamon, and some other shit.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 21:58 (nineteen years ago)

god that sounds amazing. cardamom!

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 21:59 (nineteen years ago)

so psyched for hot toddy action

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 22:02 (nineteen years ago)

important valentines day update:
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a51/TRAVISISADISASTER/long4u.jpg

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 22:13 (nineteen years ago)

this beer=hoppy and delicious!

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 22:29 (nineteen years ago)

ok who the hell thinks this looks like an asian. Mmmmmaybe a halfy asian like Spencer Chow but he's not japanese either.

-- Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (garance8...), February 13th, 2007.

I am sorry I missed this post to the point that I was unable to complain about not being first-mentioned half-oriental.

also

http://themot.org/gallery/d/82697-1/doyouhasaflavor.jpg

― The RealJTMod (Real JT Mod of Team Courage), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 22:54 (nineteen years ago)

Notes:

1) I want SN IPA, although am suspicious as IPA should come from burton, however Deuchar's has broken this a little

2) Hot toddy, no simmering, or away goes the beneficial alkyhol

3) Damnit DC is wussier than London with snow

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 13 February 2007 23:53 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.kidprintables.com/coloring/cats/catbaseball.gif http://www.kidprintables.com/coloring/cats/catbaseball.gif

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 02:06 (nineteen years ago)

pete otm

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 02:11 (nineteen years ago)

cats playin baseball, the whole goddamn lot of us. also my character looks way more like riker than me, as alex pointed out.

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 02:19 (nineteen years ago)

Ed do not worry I simmered the simple syrup/spice/lemon mix before adding it to the alcohol. It was good. Also, you suck at baseball.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 05:16 (nineteen years ago)

cats playing baseball, word

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 05:16 (nineteen years ago)

that just happened.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 05:17 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.danceheritage.org/images/berkeley.jpg

fuck yeah

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 05:19 (nineteen years ago)

dear bro 4 life:

only not mentioned first because, face it, spencer is more 'speed racery'

take as you will, handsome devil. jeremey likes crazy grrls.

hearts,
ally team courage

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 05:32 (nineteen years ago)

DEAR EVERYONE

cats playing BASEBALL@@@@!!!

― Allyzay P. Boxcars (trm), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 05:41 (nineteen years ago)

guys i'm fucking bored

― Allyzay P. Boxcars (trm), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 05:43 (nineteen years ago)

you ain't a beauty, but blood diamonds, you're alright.

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 05:45 (nineteen years ago)

still lolling but not sure if i should be offended by this point. either way dude, is blood diamonds

― Allyzay P. Boxcars (trm), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 05:46 (nineteen years ago)

btw ally u r a beauty, and blood diamonds

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 05:47 (nineteen years ago)

awww :D

DUDE I AM SO BORED. is it raining out? cos it sounds like it's fucking raining, but i cannot tell from the window. please be raining because rain + snow means: all of dc dies, no work tomorrow.

― Allyzay P. Boxcars (trm), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 05:49 (nineteen years ago)

also, I would like to say, brian is otm.

also, my cats are now in the "charging the mound" stage of playing baseball. shit is getting nasty in this house.

― Allyzay P. Boxcars (trm), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 05:50 (nineteen years ago)

we're at the "freezing rain" portion of the FORECAST OF LIES.

shit i shoulda just come over and drank all yr booze cause now i'm bored too

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 05:52 (nineteen years ago)

WAIT NO I WILL GO TO BED AT A "REASONABLE HOUR"

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 05:53 (nineteen years ago)

lol @ reasonable hour, fuck that shit, it's crazy out and the world doens't wait for crazy. or...something like that. all i know is i probably won't go to work tomorrow on account of beign "sick"

i forgot i had a friendster profile!!

― Allyzay P. Boxcars (trm), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 05:54 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.mindjack.com/film/images/berkeley1.jpg
"I WILL FIND OUT, SOME DAY"

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 05:56 (nineteen years ago)

agh It is happening, again

― Allyzay P. Boxcars (trm), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 05:57 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.bukezilla.berfnet.com/archives/media/empp-thumb.jpg
"@**#$($*($*(! BOXCAR! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!!"

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 05:59 (nineteen years ago)

wait this makes me feel better about it being valentines day already :D
http://themot.org/gallery/d/10320-1/kittenheart.jpg

cute :D
baseball!

agh no no no

― Allyzay P. Boxcars (trm), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 05:59 (nineteen years ago)

god,

SPOILER ALERT

did you ever see those eps of twin peaks where david lynch plays a deaf dude? WTF?

― Allyzay P. Boxcars (trm), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 06:00 (nineteen years ago)

DUDES IN BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN SONGS

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 06:04 (nineteen years ago)

lol vazlentines day

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 06:04 (nineteen years ago)

i didn't even get one lame tattooed teddy bear. this holiday waaaay crap.

― Allyzay P. Boxcars (trm), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 06:06 (nineteen years ago)

oh ffs my exgf just e-mailed her whole friends list pix of her kidsi n little hearts as valentines. way to make me feel like nothing has been accomplished since back in the day, lady!!!

― Allyzay P. Boxcars (trm), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 06:07 (nineteen years ago)

let's get some lame tattoos tomorrow, that'll show her.

(none of my exes emailed me on valentinez dasy., not even to rub it in ;_;)

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 06:09 (nineteen years ago)

WAIT NEW PLAN GO TO BED WHEN THIS FUCKING AWESOME ALBVUM ENDS

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 06:09 (nineteen years ago)

let's e-mail each other lame shit. also yeah, let's get some tattoos!! we gotta rope in klg tho for her sloth tit tattoo.

― Allyzay P. Boxcars (trm), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 06:10 (nineteen years ago)

this links to dr morbuissd laughing at something i wrote two years ago!

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 06:10 (nineteen years ago)

my plan is to NEVER GO TO BED AGAIN. this will last for another hour, tops.

― Allyzay P. Boxcars (trm), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 06:10 (nineteen years ago)

dude tell dr. morbius to go eat some more pussy

― Allyzay P. Boxcars (trm), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 06:11 (nineteen years ago)

DCILX WILL YOU BE MY VALENTINE

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 06:13 (nineteen years ago)

HEY THERE FUCKFACEAHH

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 06:13 (nineteen years ago)

thing is, alex, they all died.

― Allyzay P. Boxcars (trm), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 06:14 (nineteen years ago)

wait maybe ally otm re. email

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 06:14 (nineteen years ago)

on the money...or off the mark???

(yaaaaaow.gif here? lost link)

― Allyzay P. Boxcars (trm), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 06:15 (nineteen years ago)

http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/6987/yaaaaowkm9.png

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 06:16 (nineteen years ago)

:D my hero!!!

i needed that on the goggles thread!

― Allyzay P. Boxcars (trm), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 06:16 (nineteen years ago)

i think i might stay up all night in hopes that work is canceled

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 06:19 (nineteen years ago)

MY PLAN EXACTLY

― Allyzay P. Boxcars (trm), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 06:19 (nineteen years ago)

http://ed71155.tripod.com/RikerMid.gif
"BABY YR SO OBSCURE"

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 06:20 (nineteen years ago)

hey guys!

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 06:21 (nineteen years ago)

also i asked for a second date tonight via telephone voicemail!

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 06:22 (nineteen years ago)

http://rgbdream.com/library/photos/warren-ackbar.png
guys check that out it's warren ackabar

― Allyzay P. Boxcars (trm), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 06:22 (nineteen years ago)

second date good job :D

― Allyzay P. Boxcars (trm), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 06:22 (nineteen years ago)

im playing megaman and im in one of those situations in dr wily's castle where im just dying on purpose to build up energy tanks, which wrap around when you continue

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 06:23 (nineteen years ago)

:D :D :D :D

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 06:23 (nineteen years ago)

man there's no way they're making us go to work tomorrow is there?

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 06:24 (nineteen years ago)

this is going to seem so sad tomorrow morning

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 06:24 (nineteen years ago)

slow going, yknow? im up to 6 (9 is capacity), and its on automated death mode

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 06:25 (nineteen years ago)

we will regret this, tomorrow, when we are getting lame tattoos in the ice age.

― Allyzay P. Boxcars (trm), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 06:25 (nineteen years ago)

WHO'LL STOP THE FROZEN RAIN

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 06:25 (nineteen years ago)

additionally i watch house and boston legal with my friends dave and suzi tonight, and (GREAT EPS BTW) all i could talk about is how much i love the wii. i think they are gonna maybe go in on one with me for our building, since we have mutual keys and stuff

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 06:26 (nineteen years ago)

FROZEN RAIN JUST HAPPENED.

― Allyzay P. Boxcars (trm), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 06:26 (nineteen years ago)

help me john fogerty, you're my only hope

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 06:26 (nineteen years ago)

hey check me out, i logged in as myself :D

and i heard y'all gt beat up in a club

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 06:27 (nineteen years ago)

i don't like to talk about it ;_;

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 06:28 (nineteen years ago)

do y'all have like im accounts? cos this is the gayest thing we've done yet on this thread.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 06:28 (nineteen years ago)

wait i was pwned by tripod that was a HILARIOUS commander riker picture btw

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 06:30 (nineteen years ago)

i can see it!

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 06:30 (nineteen years ago)

so sad we are making like 100 x posts at 1:30 am on valentine's day

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 06:32 (nineteen years ago)

you mean "so blood diamonds"

i am on the google talk, under the name you might expect, and on the AIM under the mysterious name @lexp@reene only with the letter 'a' instead of those "at" signs

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 06:33 (nineteen years ago)

my room is so clean i now feel really uncomfortable in here. also, two lightbulbs overhead = one too many.

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 06:33 (nineteen years ago)

sad...or AWESOME?

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 06:33 (nineteen years ago)

no, sad

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 06:33 (nineteen years ago)

you smug fuck

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f94/lossal49/riker-s4.jpg

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 06:34 (nineteen years ago)

cover with sexy flammable paper

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 06:34 (nineteen years ago)

chicago kevin we made a wii of you but it turned into ditka

APOLOGIES

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 06:35 (nineteen years ago)

i'm getting rid of one of these damn things, this shit is wigging me the fuck out

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 06:35 (nineteen years ago)

god zr stop being so riker all the fucking time

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 06:36 (nineteen years ago)

two lightbulbs overhead = TWO TOO MANY.

also my "LISTEN TO THIS AWESOME ALBUM THEWN GO TO BED" plan ended in disaster when i put on another awesome album, by a little band called CREEDENCE

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 06:36 (nineteen years ago)

HAHAHAHA im on 8 of 9 energy tanks, which means ive now gotta put in a good faith effort to be beat wily tonight = lots more albums on my horizon

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 06:37 (nineteen years ago)

but i mean it is coming down like gangbusters [sic] out there

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 06:38 (nineteen years ago)

god i so misunderstood that post

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 06:39 (nineteen years ago)

I'm gonna watch some more mindfuck chorus lines

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 06:40 (nineteen years ago)

OK I GOT 9 TANKS PEACE OUT DC

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 06:41 (nineteen years ago)

Crossover was savaged by critics. As of January 8th, 2007, the movie has a 0% score on ratings aggregator Rotten Tomatoes, with 53 unanimiously negative reviews; it thus stands on the bottom of the 'Tomatometer', at 0%.
Crossover has also done poorly at the box office, earning roughly 4.5 million on opening weekend. However, thanks to an exceptionally small budget, the film has managed to garner a relatively fair amount of success, grossing just over 7 million dollars by the end of its short lived 29 days in theaters and only costing 5.8 million to produce.
As of January 24th, 2007, The film is No. 1 on IMDB's Bottom 100 with a rating of 1.1.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 06:41 (nineteen years ago)

PUT A CANDLE IN THE WINDOW

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 06:41 (nineteen years ago)

CAUSE I FEEL I GOTTA MOVE

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 06:42 (nineteen years ago)

god so much better, i thought my head was going to explode or something

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 06:42 (nineteen years ago)

it is so fucking cold in here

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 06:42 (nineteen years ago)

yeah here too ALSO HOUSE PLEASE STOP MAKING THAT HORRIBLE SOUND WHEN THE HEATING KICKS ON I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU FUCK UP MY MAKEOUT SESSION TOMORROW I WILL MURDER YOU

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 06:44 (nineteen years ago)

guys let's just move this conversation over to "prison rape (38 new answers)" and see if anyone notices

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 06:44 (nineteen years ago)

what movie should we watch?

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 06:44 (nineteen years ago)

oh good idea alex!

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 06:44 (nineteen years ago)

HOUSE PLAYS BY HIS OWN RULES, ZR -- BUT HE GETS RESULTS

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 06:44 (nineteen years ago)

one of these days, though, his luck is gonna run out. and i'll be right there, waiting. with a gun.

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 06:46 (nineteen years ago)

wait we're going to prison?

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 06:47 (nineteen years ago)

ZR OTM! JOHN FOGERTY OTM! CIGARETTES OTM! BEER OTM!

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 06:47 (nineteen years ago)

goddamnit now i want cigarettes, and prisons

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 06:49 (nineteen years ago)

man seriously i don't even know why i suggested this damn thing tomorrow. is this what constitutes "wooing"? i don't know! i actually don't know! one time i was looking at a list of goals this girl had written and one of the items was "bf who 'woos'" and i looked at her and asked "why would you want a boyfriend who says 'woo'?"

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 06:49 (nineteen years ago)

ally, try virginia?

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 06:50 (nineteen years ago)

LOLOL ZR I KNOW THE PERFECT GUY FOR HER

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 06:50 (nineteen years ago)

NO THANKS, WANKETTE, SAVING THAT FOR SUNDAY. hopefully they will set bail at $zero (0) again :D

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 06:50 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha wait the prison rape thread is AWESOME

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 06:52 (nineteen years ago)

now a bf who says "YAAAAAAOW!" on the other hand that is something any lady would be lucky to have in her life.

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 06:52 (nineteen years ago)

this isn't about me. this is about prison rape. i agree with all the sentiments expressed above, and i find it disgusting the responses i've received when trying to raise prison rape as a serious, urgent issue.

-- hm (mi...), February 14th, 2007 3:55 AM. (modestmickey) (later) (link)

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 06:52 (nineteen years ago)

ZR OTM

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 06:52 (nineteen years ago)

a bf who sings "cats playing baseball"

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 06:53 (nineteen years ago)

A+ #1 WOULD DATE AGAIN

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 06:54 (nineteen years ago)

a bf who looks like william riker, what a DREAMBOAT

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 06:55 (nineteen years ago)

i never watched star trek ;_;

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 06:55 (nineteen years ago)

(secret shame revealed)

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 06:56 (nineteen years ago)

"shame"

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 06:56 (nineteen years ago)

ok william riker no, cats playing baseball okay

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 06:56 (nineteen years ago)

I WANNA KNOW, HAVE YOU EVER SEE THE SLEET?

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 06:58 (nineteen years ago)

hm what will i listen to now? i think i want something fun.

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 07:03 (nineteen years ago)

2000 records and not a goddamn thing worth playin'

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 07:04 (nineteen years ago)

i cannot listen to musics ;_;

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 07:04 (nineteen years ago)

OH OH OH awesome golden afrique vol. 1 you are my late night bro

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 07:05 (nineteen years ago)

i think i might have actually pulled my tricep playing wii tonight that is both awesome and retarded

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 07:06 (nineteen years ago)

i did that and it hurt for like 3 days!!!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 07:07 (nineteen years ago)

hm well more retarded than awesome then

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 07:08 (nineteen years ago)

ZR i have done some research and found that creedence clearwater revival is TOTALLY FUCKING AWESOME

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 07:10 (nineteen years ago)

i would be interested in attending a seminar wherein you lay forth this proposal and back it up with evidence and we drink some beers

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 07:12 (nineteen years ago)

i am not a big ccr person, but i can be convinced by this seminar possibly

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 07:14 (nineteen years ago)

more beers would probably make a stronger case.

also haha sorry i just read upthread a bit and "this isn't about me. this is about prison rape" is probably the funniest thing i'm going to read all day.

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 07:15 (nineteen years ago)

and there is still 22 hours left ;_;

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 07:16 (nineteen years ago)

PROVE ME WRONG, DC!

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 07:17 (nineteen years ago)

this isn't about me. this is about prison rape
http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/6987/yaaaaowkm9.png
^^ necessary on that thread

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 07:22 (nineteen years ago)

see ally you just did it! KUDOS

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 07:24 (nineteen years ago)

guys they better shut down dc tomorrow or we're fucked

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 07:25 (nineteen years ago)

ok just to hedge my bets a little i think i actually am sleeping now but really dudes, http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/2117/sukxr3.jpg all around

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 07:26 (nineteen years ago)

good night, zr! btw it was totally the cutest how both you and pete came over and were like "did you cut your hair? it's longer!" and i appreciated it :D

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 07:27 (nineteen years ago)

GFOOOD NIGHT SWWEET PRINCE

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 07:30 (nineteen years ago)

ugh still trying to beat dr wily and opm.gov still says we're open

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 08:16 (nineteen years ago)

(circa 316am)

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 08:17 (nineteen years ago)

beat dr wily - megaman 1-6 RIP

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 08:24 (nineteen years ago)

(circa 324am)

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 08:24 (nineteen years ago)

hahahaha! you dudes staying up all night long like lionel ritchie! i just went and grabbed the paper=no ice yet? WTF? Ice, where are you?

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 11:45 (nineteen years ago)

I got rung by head-hunters this morning. Although the did not take away my pained head.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 11:47 (nineteen years ago)

GOOD MORNING DC/ED/KEVIN/HORSESHOE/JIMMYMOD/ET AL I MISSED YOU DID YOU MISS ME???

XOXOXOOX,

― quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 12:23 (nineteen years ago)

Also: I am working from home today, so keep up with the internet funnies plsokthx

― quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 12:24 (nineteen years ago)

Are you on gardening leave yet or are they going to make your work your notice?

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 12:25 (nineteen years ago)

I start the new job in two weeks, but I'll be doing some continuing work with the current jobbie for a while yet. My current boss gave me a great reference, which I really appreciate (especially after all of our madness), and I don't want to fuck over my cool coworkers, so I'm actually going to be working quite hard in my remaining time!

― quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 12:34 (nineteen years ago)

Do your headhunters have something in mind for you, Ed?

― quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 12:35 (nineteen years ago)

They had completely the wrong thing in mind, but I suspect that is because the guy who put them on to me has no idea what I do even though we worked together for 18 months. However they seemed to have some interesting stuff that I could do.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 12:42 (nineteen years ago)

Two hours late Alexandria City Governemnt plus liberal leave policy plus phone tree call means: I don't have to go to work today. But: internship opens at 10 a.m. and employees are not allowed to take liberal leave. I'm going to go back to sleep and hope that by this afternoon I can send an e-mail saying I'm not coming. Tell me your get-out-of-work stories here.

― Matilda Wormwood (Mary ), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 12:54 (nineteen years ago)

headhunters on my trail

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 13:04 (nineteen years ago)

mornin everyone

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 13:04 (nineteen years ago)

hey alex what FUCKING AWESOME album were you listening to last night? Hex Induction Hour?

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 13:06 (nineteen years ago)

1) wild, innocent, e st. shuffle
2) willy and the poor boys

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 13:11 (nineteen years ago)

I'm thinking I'm going to stay home anyway, despite govt non-closure, due to fact that I did not actually get any sleep yet again thanks to throat deciding circa 2ish to start kicking my ass?

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 13:13 (nineteen years ago)

also: I hate those people anyway?

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 13:13 (nineteen years ago)

you know i was going to say something about how all that seemed like a good idea last night but really even then i knew it was a bad idea. oh vell.

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 13:38 (nineteen years ago)

yeah we were all quite aware of what we were doing

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 13:53 (nineteen years ago)

guys the only valentine i've received is from the national association of manufacturers

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 13:53 (nineteen years ago)

god damn it! fucking fuck shit i was SO CONFIDENT at 4am

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 13:55 (nineteen years ago)

oh man ivy posted this chumbawamba video on myspace and my day is all of a sudden PRETTY AWESOME

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 13:58 (nineteen years ago)

I GET KNOCKED DOWN

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 13:59 (nineteen years ago)

wtf

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 13:59 (nineteen years ago)

do not want

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 13:59 (nineteen years ago)

NO DUDE ITS REALLY WORKING!

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 14:02 (nineteen years ago)

i gotta say, what's working for me right now is grapefruit juice and a smoke.

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 14:03 (nineteen years ago)

i wish there was grapefruit juice at my work instead of the vending machine of soda hell. :(

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 14:09 (nineteen years ago)

what happened to staying home?

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 14:12 (nineteen years ago)

THERE ARE TWO INCHES OF FROZEN DEATH OUT THERE

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 14:12 (nineteen years ago)

that sounds really good, but I wish I knew of a whiskey delivery service!

sister horsehoe, sam's i think delivers, i'm almost positive binny's does (depending how much you spend) and i know decarlo's on western & grand delivers.

― chicago kevin is back in a new york groove (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 14:17 (nineteen years ago)

there's still time for me to go but wtf am i going to do at home

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 14:18 (nineteen years ago)

wait what i meant to say there is still time for me to change my mind ie i am at home and getting dressed?? i could've written that a bit more clearly.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 14:18 (nineteen years ago)

go back to bed, play wii, i dunno.

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 14:23 (nineteen years ago)

DON'T GO TO WORK ALLY.

― chicago kevin is back in a new york groove (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 14:29 (nineteen years ago)

hey i made it guys let's have lol's today at work

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 14:30 (nineteen years ago)

come on guys, don't make me read the prison sex thread.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 14:39 (nineteen years ago)

no, it's great

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 14:40 (nineteen years ago)

wait it got lame nevermind

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 14:43 (nineteen years ago)

TOO LATE

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 14:44 (nineteen years ago)

i will be listening to nothing but Killed by Death compilations today. it's for the best, really.

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 14:50 (nineteen years ago)

but ok yeah, let's get funny

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 14:50 (nineteen years ago)

im like the ONLY one in my office today - fuck this, im leaving early, slash getting some drugs and doing them at work

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 14:51 (nineteen years ago)

DRUGS AT WORK
DRUGS AT WORK
EVERYBODYS DOIN DRUGS AT WORK

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 14:51 (nineteen years ago)

DRINKING BLACK COFFEE
DRINKING BLACK COFFEE
STARINGATTHEWALLS

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 14:52 (nineteen years ago)

i am BUH-LASTING music all day

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

i will be listening to nothing but Killed by Death compilations today

one of my favorite descriptions of a show ever was outside the hi tone in memphis when a friend staggered outside bleeding from the forehead. we asked him what happened and he said "once the persuaders went on, everything went K.B.D." and we knew exactly what he meant.

― chicago kevin is back in a new york groove (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

hey guys amuse yourself with this, maybe? http://www.babytoupee.com/

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 14:56 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.babytoupee.com/images/products/thelilkim.jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

so cute

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

My morning, so far:

Had to dig my way out of the gate to the apartment. Injured back vaguely while doing so.

Stomp to the metro (streets completely uncleaned near the north metro entrance).

Proceed to wait for 45 MINUTES for a train.

Train arrives, splashes the entire platform with filthy melted snow water somehow (note: actually did pretty great things for my hair--thanks filthy snow!).

Got vaguely felt up by some Morrissey motherfucker while on completely packed train.

Get to work, get teased because I AM WEARING JEANS. Because all 8 people who showed up today probably really care?

Fin.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:16 (nineteen years ago)

FUCK THAT

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:17 (nineteen years ago)

Oh and to top it off I grabbed a red shirt, not thinking about how gay that would be today, because it was semi-clean and there while leaving house and am now being treated like a delightful valentine for the whole world.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:17 (nineteen years ago)

I am not wearing jeans and the bus stop when i got off was PACKED with snow and now my cords are all dirty ;___;

hahaha! the shirt thing is funny, tho.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:18 (nineteen years ago)

oh riiiight, yeah i forgot i got slimed by disgusting metro water flying at about 30 mph too

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:18 (nineteen years ago)

metro water puddly flying splashy was pretty funny for the fact it made some LNS ladies scream in horror and run like cats with their tails on fire.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:19 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.ycdtotv.de/img99/a83b_47.jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:21 (nineteen years ago)

should i bother reading newest "why is everyone so mean?" thread? i would imagine that's what it's about.

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:24 (nineteen years ago)

no, although it is rather revealing about some people's attitudes in a 'WTF, are you even part of the human race?' kind of a way.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:26 (nineteen years ago)

yeah dude i got bigtime splashed at my bus stop!

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:27 (nineteen years ago)

Hey guys, what the fuck is wrong with people? Why are they so stupid?

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:27 (nineteen years ago)

which people?

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:28 (nineteen years ago)

I blame fluoridated water, Dan.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:29 (nineteen years ago)

People who post to this board, mostly, although really it's endemic of the human race.

(xpost: Good call!)

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:29 (nineteen years ago)

Dan, I plead with you to just ignore everyone.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:33 (nineteen years ago)

BUT HOW WOULD I AVOID DOING WORK?????

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:38 (nineteen years ago)

HEROIN!

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:40 (nineteen years ago)

You can fill in your day visiting all those anti-gay sites you spend all day reading :D

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:40 (nineteen years ago)

DOES NO ONE IN THIS TOWN OWN A FUCKING SHOVEL? what the fuck is wrong with this city, snow happens every year, sometimes more than once!

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:41 (nineteen years ago)

OTM

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:41 (nineteen years ago)

i mean i know i say this every single time a meta thread pops up but...what the fuck is wrong with these people?

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:42 (nineteen years ago)

they suck

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:43 (nineteen years ago)

they need to listen to more creedence, is the thing

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:44 (nineteen years ago)

i think it's all britishers, so i have no clue what the hell they're talking about

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:44 (nineteen years ago)

ZR OTM

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:44 (nineteen years ago)

Fluoride! We've already answered this.

(Also: too much of internal self-worth tied to one's Internet presence)

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:44 (nineteen years ago)

let's send them mixtapes of awesome shit to cheer them up.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:44 (nineteen years ago)

let's send them arsenic cupcakes to cheer them up and kill them

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:45 (nineteen years ago)

guys, when I gave my fluoride answer, I didn't know we were talking about British people. I need to take back that answer, sorry. It is now...estrogenated water!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:45 (nineteen years ago)

women be fite'n

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:46 (nineteen years ago)

send ed a regular cupcake, cause hes cool

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:46 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha my coworker is BITCHING about the fact that we don't have half the newspapers/mail we're supposed to. . .it's like dude, accept it, we get an inch of snow everything goes to shit.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:47 (nineteen years ago)

I mean, the local threads (that I've read) are almost free of vicious attacks on other people in the thread.

Surely we can put a stop to this.

― Stephen Ex (Stephen Ex), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:47 (nineteen years ago)

I HATE YOU ALL

xoxoxo

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:47 (nineteen years ago)

Fuck you, dude

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:47 (nineteen years ago)

shut the fuck up ally

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:48 (nineteen years ago)

i was just about to post that stephen GO TO HELL YOU FUCKER

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:48 (nineteen years ago)

BAN ALLY

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:49 (nineteen years ago)

god alex do you EVER shut up?

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:49 (nineteen years ago)

GO CRY ABOUT SOME GIRL EYEBROWS

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:50 (nineteen years ago)

Hello DC is it too early in the year to start thinking about reading southern gothic?

― Subtractive Synthesis (Subtractive Synthesis), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:50 (nineteen years ago)

Why the fuck are DC people even posting on a DC thread??? Fucking A.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:50 (nineteen years ago)

(xpost: No.)

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:50 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.nlgaming.com/games/3006/logo/logo.jpg

― Stephen Ex (Stephen Ex), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:50 (nineteen years ago)

IONVSNUVNUSVRUNVRS UNRVU NRFUINFUIN FRUI FNAUIFNUIOFNUIOFNAWERUIOWNUIO FNIOPAUNFAWNFUINVUIONERUIO NAWUIONEUFNUNW489FNW489NW348H3479HYT789YNJHI9PGNININMI'BMI OPBAR4GT5U7HYGU7H VG

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:51 (nineteen years ago)

http://store.ringpower.com/image.php?productid=16394

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:51 (nineteen years ago)

I don't know why I hang out with such a bunch of fucking virgins. Never again, dudes.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:51 (nineteen years ago)

BOXCAR

― chicago kevin is back in a new york groove (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:52 (nineteen years ago)

a bunch of fucking virgins

oxymoron?

― chicago kevin is back in a new york groove (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:52 (nineteen years ago)

TRUCKER HATS HOW COOL

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:52 (nineteen years ago)

OOH KEVIN SO CLEVER

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:52 (nineteen years ago)

SHUT THE FUCK UP ALLY

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:52 (nineteen years ago)

SHUT THE FUCK UP EVERYONE

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:53 (nineteen years ago)

pete why don't you go read glamour some more, pervert!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:53 (nineteen years ago)

hi subtractive synthesis. i don't think i know who you are but it is pretty much never too early for southern gothic.

also, to dan: FUCK U GO DISCRIMINATE AGAINST SOME GAYS OR SOMETHING

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:53 (nineteen years ago)

who the fuck is subtractive syntehesis?

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:53 (nineteen years ago)

hey wait guys I love everyone again, Mr. C00per just brought me candy :D

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:54 (nineteen years ago)

FUCK SOUTHERN GOTHIC EXCEPT FO BILLY F.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:54 (nineteen years ago)

YOU ALL GO EAT YOUR WIVES' PUSSIES YOU FUCKERS I HATE YOU ALL

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:54 (nineteen years ago)

NICE RED SHIRT ALLYZAY WHAT ARE YOU A VALENTINE FOR THE WHOLE WORLD

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:54 (nineteen years ago)

i hate you guys so much

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:54 (nineteen years ago)

i hate you guys this much, actually:

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a63/kalenhollomon/RKellyManq.jpg

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:54 (nineteen years ago)

zr otm

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:55 (nineteen years ago)

FUCK YOU

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:55 (nineteen years ago)

YES I AM, FUCKBAG!

XPOST ok that is playing dirty

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:55 (nineteen years ago)

HEY ALEX LOOK OVER THERE ITS BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:55 (nineteen years ago)

FUCK YOU (IF YOU DON'T CHEW BIG RED)

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:55 (nineteen years ago)

MW FUCK YOU SOUTHERN GOTHIC RUUUULLESS FLANNERY O'CONNOR WILL KICK YOUR ASS

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:56 (nineteen years ago)

BRIAN IS THE ONLY PERSON I STILL LIKE ON THIS THREAD

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:56 (nineteen years ago)

OH I FORGOT ABOUT FLANNERY SHES AWESOME

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:57 (nineteen years ago)

BOXCAR DUDES I HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE VALENTINES DAY RIGHT NOW

oh except now "landslide" came on. aww man

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:57 (nineteen years ago)

valentine's day is stupid and retarded

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:57 (nineteen years ago)

ALSO WHY THE FUCK HASN'T ANYONE YSI'ED THE CATS PLAYING BASEBALL SONG TO ME FUCK YOU ALL AND WHY DO I HAVE TO READ ABOUT IT ON ANOTHER THREAD

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:57 (nineteen years ago)

NUK;VSVRVR UVRU VNUIRAENUIA SO EMO NOUI PVRNAUIOP ERHUIOPVRNPRUIOVRNIOVSER

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:57 (nineteen years ago)

ALLY STOP LIKING ME I HATE CRIME HATE YOU

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:58 (nineteen years ago)

i still like all of yous!

http://www.geocities.com/rjcody1/memorial/art/friendsforever.jpg

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:58 (nineteen years ago)

that dolphin is clearly drugged btw

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:59 (nineteen years ago)

you know what you guys? i remember when ILsandboX used to be an inclusive forum with intelligent, insightful people having meaningful discourse on important issues. there was an exchange of ideas. there was smart, witty conversation. there was respect.

it used to be so much better before you guys ruined it. and if you're wondering if i'm inferring that because this message board is worse off with you that i think i'm somehow superior to you then you are 100% correct.

― chicago kevin is back in a new york groove (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:59 (nineteen years ago)

WHATEVER 'EL DIABLO' YOUR NICKNAME IS STUPID ANYWAY

FUCK YOU ZR FOR MAKING ME THINK OF THAT FUCKED UP ANNA KOURNIKOVA + DOLPHIN PORN TOM POSTED ON THIS HERE "ILX" ONE TIME

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:59 (nineteen years ago)

THAT DOLPHIN IS HIGH

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 15:59 (nineteen years ago)

KEVIN YOU ARE A BABY

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 16:00 (nineteen years ago)

j/k i love everyone

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 16:00 (nineteen years ago)

oh hey guys here is my artists rendition of MW!
http://dana.ucc.nau.edu/~irb6/love%20bear.jpg

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 16:01 (nineteen years ago)

Ugh that dolphin porn!

I HATE YOU ALL SOME MORE NOW

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 16:01 (nineteen years ago)

also brian fuck you crime is awesome

http://home.earthlink.net/~jheermann/Images/crime.jpg

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 16:01 (nineteen years ago)

i don't have the whiney britisher thing down 100% yet. i think i'm around 64%. just barely a d.

― chicago kevin is back in a new york groove (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 16:02 (nineteen years ago)

hey 64% was a passing grade at Columbia, kevin, be happier!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 16:02 (nineteen years ago)

hey i love crime too

also i'd rather be a happy bear with a heart on my tummy than a dressed up valentine for the world!

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 16:04 (nineteen years ago)

http://z.about.com/d/gonewengland/1/0/z/A/bear2.jpg
^^^ PS STUPID BEAR FACE SHELBURNE FALLS KIND OF SUCKS

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 16:06 (nineteen years ago)

I can't bear not to hump the balustrade!

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 16:07 (nineteen years ago)

Well that's understandable.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 16:07 (nineteen years ago)

seriously there are going to be some fucked up half bear/half stair babies locked up in cages in the basement of that B&B.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 16:09 (nineteen years ago)

ewwwwwwww

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 16:09 (nineteen years ago)

that is what goes on at every B&B

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 16:10 (nineteen years ago)

CARE BEAR STAIR

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 16:12 (nineteen years ago)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 16:13 (nineteen years ago)

awww my dad sent me a valentine's day card

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 16:13 (nineteen years ago)

awww your dad sent me a valentine's day card too! "dear zr: as an asian father, i like you more than my own daughter"

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 16:16 (nineteen years ago)

doesn't surprise me, he told Laurel at my wedding that he was just happy to get rid of me because I was a horrible bitch.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 16:16 (nineteen years ago)

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 16:17 (nineteen years ago)

I'm actually not lying, tho those aren't the exact words he used (if she is reading, plz to correct exact verbiage--something like "the most difficult woman I know" which is like nigga plz you know my mom)

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 16:19 (nineteen years ago)

oh man btw all the fliers up at that site i took the crime one from are awesome. i think i would most want to be at this one:

http://home.earthlink.net/~jheermann/dils.html

more and more i think west coast punk was the best coast punk.

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 16:20 (nineteen years ago)

awww dude don't be hatin on gang green!

(j/k you are probably correct)

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 16:22 (nineteen years ago)

let's all move to the west coast, dudes.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 16:22 (nineteen years ago)

NO NO NO NO NO

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 16:23 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, Bristol.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 16:23 (nineteen years ago)

it's sunny and they have beer in CA

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 16:23 (nineteen years ago)

Haha Ally, I believe this because he also told me and Joei to sit the fuck down when we were delaying yr wedding with our latenesses. (Tho in fairness I think you also said "hi dere I have wedding now, stop chatting w/me plz")

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 16:23 (nineteen years ago)

fuck a west coast beer. goddamn overhopped IPA fuckers.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 16:25 (nineteen years ago)

My dad is fucking surly, dude, sorry! I really just wanted to get the whole damn thing over with and get on to the drinking in ridiculous outfit party, which is basically the only reason I got married anyway.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 16:25 (nineteen years ago)

if you're hoppy and you know it drink a beer

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 16:25 (nineteen years ago)

AND THEN MY GRANDMA BEAT ELI WITH HER CANE, OH GOOD TIMES WE HAD

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 16:25 (nineteen years ago)

fuck a west coast beer. goddamn overhopped IPA fuckers.

i would pay like 18 bucks for a pint of anchor steam right now. seriously.

― chicago kevin is back in a new york groove (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 16:27 (nineteen years ago)

dude and then there was toms aunt dixie

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 16:27 (nineteen years ago)

man she was in love with you so much

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 16:28 (nineteen years ago)

brian's been busy fucking staircases, his beer gland is out of WHACK

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 16:28 (nineteen years ago)

God, I spent so much time on the dance floor at yr wedding that I missed piles and piles of awesome stuff!

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 16:32 (nineteen years ago)

I only heard about most of it later, I spent my time thoroughly entrenched between smoking outdoors and ruining my dress dancing. Still stunned about the caning incident though, really.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 16:33 (nineteen years ago)

KLG somehow got invited to the boys' club and got to do shots of ouzo ;_;

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 16:34 (nineteen years ago)

*surprise*

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 16:34 (nineteen years ago)

man wtf with my boss sometimes he walks in and yells at me for getting coffee on company time (monday) sometimes he walks in and wants to talk about steely dan (10 minutes ago)

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 16:34 (nineteen years ago)

dudes seriously happy valentines day!

http://photo-origin.tickle.com/image/87/0/0/O/87006034O532125124.jpg

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 16:38 (nineteen years ago)

AWESOME^^^^

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 16:39 (nineteen years ago)

Dudes, I am coming to DC to steal your wives.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 16:39 (nineteen years ago)

best wedding evar btw

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 16:39 (nineteen years ago)

ed, prepare to die

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 16:40 (nineteen years ago)

xpost

Stiff competition

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/92/244498440_036e9d4b8e.jpg?v=0
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/87/244499943_0dd584bcc6.jpg?v=0

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 16:42 (nineteen years ago)

you have to catch me first.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 16:42 (nineteen years ago)

Pete wtf

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 16:43 (nineteen years ago)

http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/6007/valentinest8.jpg

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 16:45 (nineteen years ago)

UH best sweetest image of 2006??

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 16:45 (nineteen years ago)

dude Emma and I were both pretty hot in our dresses tho, gotta say!

xpost omfg

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 16:45 (nineteen years ago)

AWWWWWWW

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 16:46 (nineteen years ago)

oh much love brian, just kidding about the stair fucking!

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 16:46 (nineteen years ago)

oh man brian that is beautiful you are really the gr8st

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 16:48 (nineteen years ago)

thanks guys. Maybe I should turn my talents to trivia for better dating possibilities, tho.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 16:49 (nineteen years ago)

OMG Hunter Age 3 needs to be a wii character!!!

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 16:49 (nineteen years ago)

he needs to be a flash animation

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 16:50 (nineteen years ago)

Ed, I swear to god my only memory of Eli's wedding was dancing and also screaming the lyrics to Total Eclipse of the Heart with that French girl, and then proceeding to break my foot on the cigarette machine. So looking at those pictures is blowing my mind, like, WE WERE THERE? WTF?

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 16:50 (nineteen years ago)

Wait Tom is home sick today, I will get him to work on HUNTER AGE 3 wii this afternoon

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 16:50 (nineteen years ago)

I am home sick today too! Although I've actually been working.

I believe it is now quarter to NAP TIME!

― quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 16:53 (nineteen years ago)

i put HUNTER AGE <3 on the meta thread but no one cared ;_;

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 16:53 (nineteen years ago)

haha ok i just remembered the tune to "cats playin baseball" and it is KILLING ME WITH KINDNESS AND HUMOUR

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 16:53 (nineteen years ago)

I CARED

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 16:54 (nineteen years ago)

Hey are there any threads in the nusandbox I really, really must read, or shall I just stay here and ignore the rest? Also: noizesand?

― quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 16:54 (nineteen years ago)

they're all stupid and lame, is the thing. if you want to be perplexed, you can read the prison rape thread and the plea to nu-ilx thread.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 16:55 (nineteen years ago)

wii characters I think should be made:

Hunter Age 3
Hunter S. Thompson
Reche Caldwell
Richard Nixon

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 16:56 (nineteen years ago)

haha ok i just remembered the tune to "cats playin baseball" and it is KILLING ME WITH KINDNESS AND HUMOUR
-- ZR (teenagequie...), February 14th, 2007.

YSI?

Also: our whole office is getting pizza!

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 16:56 (nineteen years ago)

lt. riker, so i can kick his ass in boxing

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 16:56 (nineteen years ago)

or punch his face, or whatever

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 16:57 (nineteen years ago)

one of the project managers here is on the phone and just said "I wish I had a knife I would kill them all, especially REDACTED" then laughed in kind of a scary way UH

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 16:57 (nineteen years ago)

It helps if you read the A Plea to ILE thread as if Jonathan Richman were speaking it aloud.

― Stephen Ex (Stephen Ex), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 17:00 (nineteen years ago)

I can't say I disagree generally with that theory.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 17:00 (nineteen years ago)

jesus, someone please call my cell phone and sing the tune to cats/baseball song, pls. thx.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 17:01 (nineteen years ago)

it will go right to voicemail.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 17:01 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.illovich.com/yoshi/pages/bear.gif
^^^ :D

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 17:04 (nineteen years ago)

i like!

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 17:04 (nineteen years ago)

So I feel jealous of the watercooler thread now and how they have kate to tell them what they can't talk about. What topics can we argue about being off limits for DC threads?

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 17:05 (nineteen years ago)

our jobs

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 17:06 (nineteen years ago)

cats playing baseball

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 17:06 (nineteen years ago)

anything goes here, it's just like girls gone wild

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 17:06 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.cyber-cats.com/images/cards/cat_baseball.jpg

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 17:07 (nineteen years ago)

lolcuetest!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 17:08 (nineteen years ago)

srly guys:
http://docah.homelinux.org/~docah/the%20worst%20valentines%20day%20card%20ever.JPG
+ shit bitch u fine bear
=
WOULD RUN AWAY WITH PERSON WHO GIVES ME SUCH BOUNTY FOREVER AND EVER

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 17:09 (nineteen years ago)

OMG

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 17:10 (nineteen years ago)

HARSH ALERT

LOL @ jumpers

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 17:16 (nineteen years ago)

that's the best card ever

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 17:18 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.stereogum.com/img/indievalentine_sufjan.jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 17:25 (nineteen years ago)

DO NOT WANT

my work is close today!
i better change out of this bright red sweater before i go anywhere though

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 17:25 (nineteen years ago)

man i picked the wrong day to wear my giant foam heart costume.

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 17:27 (nineteen years ago)

wait, every day is the correct day to do that, what are you talking about

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 17:28 (nineteen years ago)

For a christian indie dude sufjan's promo photos are really starting to inch more and more uncomfortably toward a Pierre et Gilles style.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 17:29 (nineteen years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/75/156652848_5858f4a0c4_m.jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

DO WANT

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 17:31 (nineteen years ago)

just think you could pour beers down one of those aorta things

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 17:32 (nineteen years ago)

http://photo.ringo.com/94/94889863O312083666.jpg
^^^ lol nice drool, drooly. i love all these pictures i took in sf!!! let's move to the west coast!

xpost you blew my mind, MW

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 17:32 (nineteen years ago)

those sea lions are sleepy sleepy!

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 17:33 (nineteen years ago)

yeah well they have a difficult life

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 17:34 (nineteen years ago)

man, anything goes in california

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 17:37 (nineteen years ago)

whew, that "ile i love you but you're bringing me down" thread is still goin, ain't it?

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 17:39 (nineteen years ago)

it's RAGING FULL ON

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

also laurel you were right juvenalia is aaaaaaaaawesome

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

that thread is represented by the final panel in this series of valentines, which I have entitled "aggressive link is aggressive":
http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0872/zelda1.gif

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha link is not afraid to make his fuck-want known

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 17:42 (nineteen years ago)

I like that in a person...but not like, with weaponry, is the thing.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 17:42 (nineteen years ago)

sometimes fuck wants are difficult to obtain

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 17:46 (nineteen years ago)

there is something really sad about the "you found my heart one" now that I am no longer distracted by terrifying rapist Link.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 17:47 (nineteen years ago)

Yay Zak!

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 17:50 (nineteen years ago)

hi Laurel!!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 17:51 (nineteen years ago)

Hello 20,000 lurkers, which one of you are fans of me?

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 17:55 (nineteen years ago)

All of them are breathlessly awaiting the return of your evil twin brother, I know that much.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 17:56 (nineteen years ago)

NED

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

Happy Valentine's Day DC. I will celebrate by not leaving the house.

― Matilda Wormwood (Mary ), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 17:58 (nineteen years ago)

I like the Ed comes to DC and runs away with DC wives chased by Pete, (Tom apparently ambivalent), plot twist. I wonder if we could get donations to carry this forward?

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 17:58 (nineteen years ago)

But why are you kidnapping the ladies of DC?

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

srsly Ed based on the typical DC FAP there's very little chance of anyone being able to run away afterward.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

ARGH SOMEONE STOP ME FROM POSTING TO THE PLEA THREAD PLZ

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

I mean, I LIKE where you're going, do not get me wrong. Especially if it means getting me the hell out of this godforesaken snowglobe.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

Dan, be this Dan:
http://photo.ringo.com/87/87556405O215697109.jpg
Not Serious Dan!!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

enough of well dressed dudes at the wedding, please post pics of hot women.

― chicago kevin is back in a new york groove (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:02 (nineteen years ago)

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT:

http://www.coverpop.com/wheeloffood/

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:02 (nineteen years ago)

ok anything for you kev
http://photo.ringo.com/87/87556484O322015459.jpg

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:02 (nineteen years ago)

dan is handsome!

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

There are parts of multiple hot women in that photo, Kevin. As one of them, I must protest. XP MWAHAH

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

hi Dan, everything you're saying in that silly thread is totally right, if it makes you feel better.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

But why are you kidnapping the ladies of DC?

Do I need a reason? This is a soap opera remember. It'll be like one of those summer versions of sit coms where the characters get transported to a beach hut or something.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:04 (nineteen years ago)

i found a picture in my photo account that i am cleaning up a bit from josh & liberty's wedding that is nothing BUT ladies, like ALL of the ones that were at the wedding but it is huge!!!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:04 (nineteen years ago)

ok anything for you kev
[87556484O322015459.jpg]

i like my women women with a little less 5 o'clock shadow and with a lot less penis. but thanks.

― chicago kevin is back in a new york groove (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

Ed, I like the idea even more now that it involves beach huts.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

sorry laurel, didn't notice yr forehead there the first time.

found a picture in my photo account that i am cleaning up a bit from josh & liberty's wedding that is nothing BUT ladies, like ALL of the ones that were at the wedding but it is huge!!!

post it.

― chicago kevin is back in a new york groove (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:06 (nineteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/104/251575037_aee078bbcf.jpg?v=0

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:07 (nineteen years ago)

http://photo.ringo.com/110/110723025O868093142.jpg
^^ i am only linking this because it is valentine's day otherwise it'd be creepy that you are looking for me to provide photos of ladies!!!!

xpost wow

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:07 (nineteen years ago)

BRIAN THAT FUCKING WHEEL JUST TOLD ME TO SKIP LUNCH FUCK THAT WHEEL I'M HUNGRY

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:07 (nineteen years ago)

you got the better end of the deal, Alex. The wheel told me to eat at Holiday Inn.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:08 (nineteen years ago)

How on earth did Ed turn out normal with a family like that? ;-)

― masonic boom (kate), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

5th from the left, between the chick in all white and the mature lady in white with black polka dots, who is she and will she marry me?

― chicago kevin is back in a new york groove (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

the wheel didn't work for me, am i not allowed to eat anymore, are you trying to tell me something ;_;

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

I have no idea who she is, kevin, but I can ask!!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

DAN STOP POSTING TO THAT THREAD

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:11 (nineteen years ago)

Woah, that wheel told me to go to Bomboa! HI DERE $30 LUNCH

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:11 (nineteen years ago)

(ps: thx)

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:11 (nineteen years ago)

hopefully she's got like really low standards or is touched in the head or something. *crosses fingers*

― chicago kevin is back in a new york groove (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:12 (nineteen years ago)

She kind of looks like a girl I work with, move to DC and I can set you up with that girl.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:13 (nineteen years ago)

ok, list of things i need to save $$$ for:

1. trip to nyc next month
2. operation for dog
3. new apartment
4. rainy day
5. trip to dc to woo the socks off green-dressed girlie
6. a new tv
7. vacation to get me the fuck out of chicago next winter

― chicago kevin is back in a new york groove (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

when are you going to nyc, kevin? i'll probably be up there for a while next month too

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

alex are you going on a soho googleblogging vacation?

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

poor doggie :(

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

Maybe he means covert black-ops operation?

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:19 (nineteen years ago)

sorry about your dog kevin

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

i think i'm going to do this thing i've heard that other people do where they take time "off" from work! prob a week in nyc in march, tho i'm not sure which week yet.

yr all welcome to come hang out btw, i have apparently six (6) friends from NYC coming to hang out with me here this weekend

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

and with a lot less penis.

I'm sure Tracer appreciates the compliment.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

gah I want to go to NY except I have to go to fucking Phoenix to wear an unflattering hideous purple dress and drink green beer and endlessly grin at a camera for a whole fucking weekend.

i would be ok with this if not for A) purple dress B) that's it, just hte purple dress.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:22 (nineteen years ago)

PURPLE DRESS
PUH-RPLE DRESS

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:24 (nineteen years ago)

the only way it would be worse is if it involved green OH WAIT IT DOES INVOLVE GREEN, GREEN BELT AND SHOES HOORAY

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:25 (nineteen years ago)

thanks for the well wishing on the dog front. i went to bed at 8:15 last night because i'm so sick and miserable and then towga called me at 9:45 to tell me that the little man needs a $1600 operation and asked if i had any to spare. of course i don't but i'm seriously considering pawning my guitars to raise some quick money. i wish i had pictures of him to post. it's blocked at work but i think this might be him?

― chicago kevin is back in a new york groove (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:25 (nineteen years ago)

oh Kevin. :( I'm sorry.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:26 (nineteen years ago)

...

Ally, are you going to The Riddler's wedding???

(o Kevin dude, that really sux re: yr dog, sorry)

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:26 (nineteen years ago)

is he Linus Bucko Jones? that is an awesome name, if so.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

he is linus bucko jones. lbj. he's an awesome little dude and a great friend.

― chicago kevin is back in a new york groove (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

green belt on a purple dress? waht?

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

omg such a cute dog!! my mom has a chihuahua.

(and yes, Dan, I am)

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

What was I OTM about on the plea thread, dan. I daren't go back and look.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:29 (nineteen years ago)

The dysfunctional soap opera/evil twin thing.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:31 (nineteen years ago)

YES

http://idol-mania.com/american-idol-fan/2007/02/01/brian-miller-gets-2nd-chance-on-american-idol/

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:52 (nineteen years ago)

hey good job dude, let's all ditch work and have a party
http://img321.imageshack.us/img321/6068/dancingjakeass8ll3gr.gif

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:53 (nineteen years ago)

also, who the fuck names a town "Placentia"?

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:54 (nineteen years ago)

and can dancing jackass in a suit be a wii character?

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

better Placentia than Placenta

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:56 (nineteen years ago)

guys, on that jw noise thread he wants a valentine. we should hire him a stripper/hooker, he's going to union poo1 tonight, let's make this happen.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 19:02 (nineteen years ago)

also TV's wankette yr weather post is LOL today

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 19:07 (nineteen years ago)

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ OTM I LOL'ed ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 19:11 (nineteen years ago)

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 19:14 (nineteen years ago)

"This girl's fit for a strait-jacket. I mean she's fucked three ways to the weekend. But you know what, Father? I dig it! You wanna know what the kicker is, father? Maybe I'M a little fucking crazy. That's right, maybe Jeremy's a little nuts. Maybe there's something about me that I'm a little cukoo. I know it's a surprise, I know it's not on the surface. I mean, I had an imaginary friend when I was kid, and his name was Shiloh! We used to play checkers with each other every day, and bless his heart, Shiloh would always let me win! "

this is best monologue ever in a movie

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 19:15 (nineteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Excepter#Discography

^^^^^^^^ :D

everything is 100x funny today!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

what is that dialogue from?

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 19:27 (nineteen years ago)

The Seventh Seal

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

cats playing baseball

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

i don't believe either of you. hey where is everyone else???

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

They died

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

Tom actually died, I witnessed this in the morning, that is why he didn't go to work.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

HAY DUDES THREE THINGS:

1) MW CHECK YR VOICEMAIL
2) I FORGOT MY ORIGINAL NUMBER TWO BUT LET ME JUST SAY I'M GLAD YOU GUYS ARE NOT FUCKTARDED LIKE THE REST OF THIS GODDAMN WEBSITE
3) I NEED TO DRINK MORE AT LUNCH, IT MAKES THE DAY AWESOME

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

HAHAHAHAH AWESOMES THANK YOU ZR I LIKE THE FALSETTO

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

also RIP Tombot

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

;_1

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

why finger

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

it is pointing up to the sky, as if to say, "this one's for you, tombot, i hope there's adobe illustrator in heaven"

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

little known fact, alex hates all of us

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

jesus christ laurel "crisis after crisis" why didn't anyone tell me WHY DIDN'T THEY TELL ME?

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

you know, i just might walk around the office shoeless for the rest of the day

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

you should def drink at lunch more

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

bring that energy, zr

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

there goes shoeless zr, the greatest bassballer who ever lived

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

dude i had TWO TWO TWO pomegranate margaritas

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

and listening to NICO

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

greatest CAT bassballer

xpost: uh oh where did you guys eat lunch? Chi Chi's?

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 19:49 (nineteen years ago)

CALIFORNIA PIZZA BITCHIN

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 19:49 (nineteen years ago)

ANYTHING GOES THERE. ANYTHING.

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 19:49 (nineteen years ago)

wtf ring a ding ding ladies.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

ughhhhhhhhhh lol "anything goes there"

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha it was a comedy lunch

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

YES AND THWE MORNING HAS ME LOOKING IN YR EYES AND SEEEEEING MIIIIIIIIIINE

WARNING ME

TO READ THE SIGNS

MORE CAREFULLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

pete you need some rock, turn off that sensitive jackson brown fraulein stuff

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

oh plus my mom called me while i was at CPK, so im now gonna call her back

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

also two margaritas during lunch is wuss central, you need at least four next time.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

xp - i am the cross-yr-heart bra supporting this plan's hot rack

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

hey pete you should rock some Dan Fogelberg

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

pete you should rock some ~~Dan~~John Foge~~lberg~~rty

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 19:54 (nineteen years ago)

WARNING SIGN WARNING SIGN
I SEE IT BUT I PAY IT NO MIND
HEAR MY VOICE! HEAR MY VOICE!
IT'S SAYING SOMETHING AND I HOPE YOU'RE CONCENTRATING

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 19:54 (nineteen years ago)

PUT ME IN COACH! I'M READY TO PLAY...TODAY!!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

ally otm i had a whole bottle of gin with my lunch

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

jesus i am drinking so much gin @ friday happy hour

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

pomegranate margarita??? WTF??

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

how does the ILXDC indie contingent rank a Captain Americana fite: Springsteen vs. Petty vs. Mellencamp?

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

one time I went to lunch with a bunch of coworkers and we drank so much that we racked up a pretty tremendous and terrifying bill at the Italian restaurant we went to and then while "toasting" each other someone "screwed up" and shattered multiple wine glasses and so we RAN but then there was an HR "intervention" the next day regarding people sleeping on the sofas in the lounge and vomiting in the office ;_;

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

1. Springsteen
2. Springsteen
3. Springsteen

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

mellencamp
springsteen
petty

also, i think that each week one of us drinks during lunch then comes back and posts funnier shit than usual

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

how about we all do that

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

i just told $girl that "i know things, about food. things no man should know." she is totally going to break up w/me tonight, and be 100% justified in doing so.

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

HAHAHA

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:00 (nineteen years ago)

no it's more funny if one person/two people do it and start posting about taking their shoes off and listening to NZ indie rock and Nico and calling Mom.

xpost: yes, very true^^^

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:00 (nineteen years ago)

wait you are drunk dialing yr gf while at work?! 100% awesome

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:00 (nineteen years ago)

man i don't even know i'm so conflicted on petty v. spsteen v. coug. coug is sorta my heart's choice, then petty's my historical choice, but brooooce is my new choice thanks to alex's lovely and enthusiastic singing.

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

petty. if only for refugee. damn the torpedos is an awesome record. actually, most of the first 5 (up until southern accents) is good.

― chicago kevin is back in a new york groove (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

i am a "don't do me like that" kinda dude myself

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:02 (nineteen years ago)

bruce is on schefterblog this week, u r all homos for not making his first.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:02 (nineteen years ago)

for AMERICANANANAANIA it's probably petty, mellencamp, then springsteen. but for AWESOMENESS it's clearly bruce in the lead.

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

change of heart, a woman in love, here comes my girl, refugee, even the losers, don't do me like that, i need to know, baby's a rock 'n' roller, break down, american girl....

― chicago kevin is back in a new york groove (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

Petty.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

bruce is a chowderhead.

― chicago kevin is back in a new york groove (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

i don't even know who you people are

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

scarecrow, pink houses, jack and diane, small town, crumbling down, authority song, lonely ol night

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:05 (nineteen years ago)

CHERRRRRRY BOMB FUCKFACE

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.barrettchase.com/runaways.jpg

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

THANK GOD SOMEONE SENSIBLE FINALLY POSTED SOMETHING AWESOME

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

WRONG CHERRY BOMB FUCKFACE

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

The correct answer is "The Leather Nun".

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.tamadrum.co.jp/world/artists/product_review/images/kenny.jpg

http://student.plattsburgh.edu/wate2796/maxdress.jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

scarecrow, pink houses, jack and diane, small town, crumbling down, authority song, lonely ol night
-- Mr. Que (pelagi...) (webmail), Today 8:05 PM. (Party with me Punker) (later) (link)

THANK YOU FOR PROVING MY POINT, I'M GLAD SOMEONE SEES IT MY WAY.

― chicago kevin is back in a new york groove (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

WHATEVER DUDE DONT FUCK WITH THE COOOG

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

guys, i don't think i like this thread

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

it was looking up after lunch but this is some bullshit

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

yeah can we go back to the shoeless yoga ball part of the conversation??

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:12 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.punk77.co.uk/graphics/runaways/cherie3.jpg

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:12 (nineteen years ago)

I'm so sorry

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:12 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.geocities.com/drclueful/runaways.jpg

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:12 (nineteen years ago)

http://lapseofreason.blog.excite.it/img/Runaways%202.jpg

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:13 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.geocities.com/drclueful/royaloak.jpg

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:13 (nineteen years ago)

NO THERE IS A TOM PETTY REFERENCE IN THAT LAST ONE DO NOT WANT NO NO NO BOXCAR

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

i can't believe i'm going to say this but i think i'm too congested to go to a bar tonight. : ( i was kind of looking forward to getting fully zooted then staggering home and perhaps kissing an elderly ethnic polish lady from the neighborhood. maybe next valentines day.

― chicago kevin is back in a new york groove (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

OK everyone just be cool.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

anyone want to recommend me a movie or something? i've been dicking around w/my netflix queue pretty much all morning.

― chicago kevin is back in a new york groove (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

Talladega Nights

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

justabitoffun.jpg

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

wtf early trigger on the enter button. anyway, i've been dicking around w/my netflix queue pretty much all morning and come to the conclusion that it's full of crap.

― chicago kevin is back in a new york groove (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/2445/fuckinggreat0ff.gif

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

wait, kevin, why are you not my netflix friend??

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

i just added all the rodney dangerfield related stuff i could find that didn't look like complete ass.

― chicago kevin is back in a new york groove (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

i don't know?

― chicago kevin is back in a new york groove (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

also DAN YOU MENTION LEATHER NUN I GIVE YOU EHUG

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

that's just balls-out insane.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.netflix.com/BeMyFriend/PAeP8P5sYHrSqJlYugbF

that work?

― chicago kevin is back in a new york groove (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/catzlol.jpg?t=1171484170

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

hahahaha those cats r HIGH

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

(my way of saying yes, i guess)

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

that would be awesome if cats could talk

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:21 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.google.com/logos/valentine07.gif

yay

― jw (ex machina), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:24 (nineteen years ago)

i remember when i was like 13 or so my dad had hauled all the xmas decorations up from the cellar and was getting really pissed at trying to untangle the strings of lights. one of our cats LOVED to jump in boxes and attack imaginary things within them. me and my older sister were in the kitchen and could hear my dad in the living room saying "get out the box martha.... martha get out of the box. WILL GET OUT OF THAT GOD DAMNED BOX MARTHA??!!? .... don't you wink at me."

to this day me and my sister will still drop the line "don't you wink at me" into random conversations and we'll double over with laughter. you really had to be there but it was a fucking riot.

― chicago kevin is back in a new york groove (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

happy valentine's day, here's a tentacle pr0n strawberry!

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.achewood.com/comic.php?date=02132007

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

suddenly sooooo tired

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

I think the Tangerine Dream space travel "Cats Playing Baseball" is my favorite.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:31 (nineteen years ago)

suddenly sooooo tired

-- a_p (a|e...), February 14th, 2007. (a_p)

oh my god i know hi dere 4am megaman

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:48 (nineteen years ago)

in fact i think im bout to bust outta here

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:52 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.urbanhonking.com/home/archives/giraffeheaven.jpg
^^^ i kind of feel like this

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 20:57 (nineteen years ago)

aggressive cat is sleepy and full of pizza

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 21:06 (nineteen years ago)

NAP TIME

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 21:14 (nineteen years ago)

otm ;_;

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 21:17 (nineteen years ago)

i would pay for a nap or pizza or both right now. like big big money.

― chicago kevin is back in a new york groove (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 21:23 (nineteen years ago)

I know this is normally MrQ's job, but...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzBZqTqUxXM

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 21:25 (nineteen years ago)

dammit I have not found online any confirmation that it is possible to bean someone in Wii Sports baseball.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 21:36 (nineteen years ago)

I guess I'll have to get proper MLB ;_;

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 21:37 (nineteen years ago)

waht

http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/346/4821382720fc.jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 21:40 (nineteen years ago)

john mcenroe playing left handed gold top that probably costs more than all the cars i've ever owned put together and also probably not sounding nearly as good as an octogenarian bo diddley and his homemade guitar.

― chicago kevin is back in a new york groove (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 21:43 (nineteen years ago)

and he's lookin kinda nervous!

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 21:43 (nineteen years ago)

like he maybe just fucked up!

― chicago kevin is back in a new york groove (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 21:44 (nineteen years ago)

and bo isn't looking too confident in mac's abilities either.

― chicago kevin is back in a new york groove (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 21:45 (nineteen years ago)

KUDOS to MY MOM who shipped me a small but TOTALLY KICK-ASS sampling of the records i still have lying around in mpls.

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 21:45 (nineteen years ago)

also, can someone get bo some new socks or some garters? is there a sock garter wrangler available for mr. diddley?

― chicago kevin is back in a new york groove (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 21:46 (nineteen years ago)

i like the long hair wailin' in the background too

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 21:46 (nineteen years ago)

alex, is that where you're from? the bartendress who gets me drunk on thursdays is from mpls.

― chicago kevin is back in a new york groove (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 21:46 (nineteen years ago)

time for a podcast wankette!

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 21:46 (nineteen years ago)

which records

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 21:47 (nineteen years ago)

yep! minneapolis breeds beautiful lady bartenders, it's true. pete would love it.

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 21:48 (nineteen years ago)

background long hair has a surfeit of chins!

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 21:48 (nineteen years ago)

some corny indie shit ally. and steve martin

(sister, wreckless erik!, some obscure '80s Sally Timms shit i stole from my dad, furthermore what, BACK IN FUCKING BLACK, some other shit, and, of course, smokey robinson and the miracles)

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 21:51 (nineteen years ago)

ohhhhhhhh sister

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 21:51 (nineteen years ago)

Seven!

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 21:52 (nineteen years ago)

WRECKLESS ERIC!!!!

― chicago kevin is back in a new york groove (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 21:52 (nineteen years ago)

I CANT GET LAID CAUSE EVERYONE IS DEAD

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 21:55 (nineteen years ago)

http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/8641/backinblackwg8.jpg

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 22:02 (nineteen years ago)

Wait, what about Wreckless Eric?

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 22:05 (nineteen years ago)

Apparently I only materialize when someone mentions a '70s- or '80s-something band I like.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 22:06 (nineteen years ago)

GO MAKE A PHONE CALL LADY.

― chicago kevin is back in a new york groove (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 22:09 (nineteen years ago)

Plz to list the parts to a phone call lady

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 22:19 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.yamwireless.com/images/V120T-TDMA.gif

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 22:22 (nineteen years ago)

ok hi can it please be other person in the office leaving time now??? wtf he has a boyfriend! go do valentine's day you killjoy.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 22:45 (nineteen years ago)

ally i order you to go home and bury tombot's corpse

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 22:46 (nineteen years ago)

i already did that this morning

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 22:47 (nineteen years ago)

sure the cats have taken care of it by now

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 22:47 (nineteen years ago)

cats eating corpses

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 22:47 (nineteen years ago)

http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/8641/backinblackwg8.jpg
this is OTM, by the way

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 22:48 (nineteen years ago)

Mr. Kitty would never eat a corpse, he only likes tortilla chips, potato chips, and dry cat food.

Dr. Ben, though, is likely to eat you while you're still alive if he thinks he can get away with it.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 22:48 (nineteen years ago)

WTF also you are wearing red, you should be wearing BACK IN BLACK MOURNING, etc.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 22:51 (nineteen years ago)

I WAS IN A HURRY

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 22:53 (nineteen years ago)

MrQ you made that prison rape thread your bitch today.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 23:54 (nineteen years ago)

http://images.send.com/104353_big.jpg

I think Bell Wines finally figured out that I will buy ANY liquor bottle there as long as it has odd packaging, is in a different language, and is covered in at least 1/8" of dust.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 23:58 (nineteen years ago)

seriously, jaymc's spreadsheet is freaking me out right now. but that may be the jameson and high talking.

― chicago kevin is back in a new york groove (chicago kevin), Thursday, 15 February 2007 00:49 (nineteen years ago)

high LIFE talking, high life. i swear.

― chicago kevin is back in a new york groove (chicago kevin), Thursday, 15 February 2007 00:50 (nineteen years ago)

Brian, I have drunk all that honey likker!

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 15 February 2007 01:00 (nineteen years ago)

Is good! Would make for awesomely awesome hot toddies!

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 15 February 2007 01:00 (nineteen years ago)

Sally Timms and Marc Almond -- "This House is a House of Trouble"

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 15 February 2007 01:13 (nineteen years ago)

AWESOME ALEX

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 15 February 2007 01:14 (nineteen years ago)

i'ts not even 7:30 and i think i'm drunk. YAY!!!

― chicago kevin is back in a new york groove (chicago kevin), Thursday, 15 February 2007 01:23 (nineteen years ago)

yay yay songs!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 01:38 (nineteen years ago)

Confidential to MW, who is sitting in the next room but must have his headphones on: my father says hello and happy valentine's day.

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 15 February 2007 01:45 (nineteen years ago)

sweet! I love that guy! Yes, I'm actually doing some non school work work!

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 15 February 2007 01:52 (nineteen years ago)

Oh-OK -- Such n Such

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 15 February 2007 02:19 (nineteen years ago)

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 02:30 (nineteen years ago)

The sound quality is not very good on our album tracks because I don't even own a CD copy of this but whatever

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 15 February 2007 03:15 (nineteen years ago)

more stuff coming directly to leonardo btw

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 15 February 2007 03:22 (nineteen years ago)

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 15 February 2007 03:23 (nineteen years ago)

you guys rule!!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 03:25 (nineteen years ago)

to my next door neighbor who very loudly played Van Halen (Jump!) followed by Spandau Ballet: you are the romance master.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 15 February 2007 05:05 (nineteen years ago)

dudes I feel like shit

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 15 February 2007 14:29 (nineteen years ago)

Is there anyone in DC who hasn't been sick this month? This sucks.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 15 February 2007 14:35 (nineteen years ago)

According to the feature article in the Home section of the Post, you can buy cheap furniture online at this place called - "craigslist"!

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 15 February 2007 14:37 (nineteen years ago)

fuck that Home section

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 15 February 2007 14:37 (nineteen years ago)

i was going to say no, but i'm sick now! i can't get rid of this cough

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Thursday, 15 February 2007 14:40 (nineteen years ago)

i started feeling way better then i relapsed or something. throat killing me.

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 15 February 2007 14:48 (nineteen years ago)

i aggravated wii-shoulder with frenzied shoveling yesterday afternoon, since roommate and her boyfren decided that even though they both had the day off they weren't going to do it ;_;

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 15 February 2007 14:51 (nineteen years ago)

wii-shoveling is the worst game ever.

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 15 February 2007 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

we're just cats shovelin' driiiiiive-waaaaaaaays

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 15 February 2007 14:54 (nineteen years ago)

bleah

― TOMB07 (trm), Thursday, 15 February 2007 14:54 (nineteen years ago)

whyfor mopersville, tombot?

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 15 February 2007 14:55 (nineteen years ago)

I wish that "when were you born?" thread was a "jaymc tells you when you were born" thread.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 15 February 2007 14:58 (nineteen years ago)

I wish every other thread would go fuck itself prison sex style

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 15 February 2007 15:03 (nineteen years ago)

you shouldn't make jokes about that

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 15 February 2007 15:04 (nineteen years ago)

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 15 February 2007 15:06 (nineteen years ago)

i think my high school journalism teacher emailed me? but he didn't identify himself as such and he has two of minnesota's most common names, so i really have no idea.

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 15 February 2007 15:09 (nineteen years ago)

i'm just going to respond with 8[

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 15 February 2007 15:09 (nineteen years ago)

journalism class in high school?

― TOMB07 (trm), Thursday, 15 February 2007 15:10 (nineteen years ago)

i took journalism in high school.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 15 February 2007 15:12 (nineteen years ago)

oh, it was a complete joke. he also ran the school paper and i spent most of my time trying to sneak curse words past him (succeeded on two occasions, including my final "column," which ended with "now let's graduate the hell outta this bitch")

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 15 February 2007 15:13 (nineteen years ago)

I took journalism in high school, just to fill the last english credit.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 15 February 2007 15:13 (nineteen years ago)

yeah i wrote a killer indepth article for my h.s. paper about the National Honor Society that basically listed everyone that was inducted and that was the whole article.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 15 February 2007 15:15 (nineteen years ago)

Alex I am surprised you did not take a blogging class in high school - you are very good at it.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 15 February 2007 15:15 (nineteen years ago)

i want to destroy that whiny thread.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 15 February 2007 15:17 (nineteen years ago)

i actually won some sort of state-wide high school journalism prize for writing 1,000 words every month about how much i hated all of my peers and the entire mpls public schools system -- NO WONDER I'M A BLOGGER

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 15 February 2007 15:18 (nineteen years ago)

WHICH whiny thread, mw?

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 15 February 2007 15:19 (nineteen years ago)

I took some ecology course which mostly involved going out for hikes and wading around in rivers on thursday or friday afternoons, and instead of taking a 4th math credit I had a period for "art independent study"* in the morning. plus two hours of band.

*"tom is bad at sculpture"

― TOMB07 (trm), Thursday, 15 February 2007 15:20 (nineteen years ago)

i pretty much just skipped class all the time

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 15 February 2007 15:21 (nineteen years ago)

i would honestly be surprised if i attended more than 56% of my senior year

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 15 February 2007 15:21 (nineteen years ago)

alex--the meta one.

photography was a much better h.s. elective than journalism--we got to hide out in the darkroom and listen to tapes.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 15 February 2007 15:22 (nineteen years ago)

my senior year i spent most of my time in the darkroom for class and for the school paper, pretty awesome.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 15 February 2007 15:22 (nineteen years ago)

i didn't take journalism but i did spend a semester my senior year officially listed as aide to journalism teacher which meant sitting in the back of the classroom copy editing approx 1 issue of the student newspaper & otherwise doing nothing

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Thursday, 15 February 2007 15:23 (nineteen years ago)

I took the architecture elective 3 times and the teacher let me lead the class by the 3rd one. My guidance counselor still tried to tell me I'd probably end up changing majors in college.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 15 February 2007 15:24 (nineteen years ago)

i spent my senior year attending the u of mn part-time and attending high school aproximately not at all.

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 15 February 2007 15:26 (nineteen years ago)

OMG I just remembered for the AP journalism class I took we participated in some big high school journo conference at Columbia and I did a presentation on online journalism. I INVENTED THE REMIX, 1995.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 15 February 2007 15:27 (nineteen years ago)

WOW YOU INVENTED THE INTERNET

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 15 February 2007 15:28 (nineteen years ago)

my high school has a wikipedia page! i'm going to vandalize it.

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 15 February 2007 15:29 (nineteen years ago)

no that's awesome Brian, it's also charming that your teacher let you teach class. that happened in my english class in h.s.-- we suddenly started learning about South Africa for three days by our school's version of Lisa Simpson

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 15 February 2007 15:30 (nineteen years ago)

for senior year requirements at my HS you had to choose a lab focus. Options included ROBOTICS, BIOTECHNOLOGY, MICROELECTRONICS, OPTICS, (aka LASER LAB), and PROTOTYPING. I really expected that the place would have been inadvertently blown up by now.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 15 February 2007 15:31 (nineteen years ago)

LOL @ HS wiki

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 15 February 2007 15:32 (nineteen years ago)

My hs had a gardening elective, which just let the stoners sit around and smoke in the greenhouse instead of on the loading dock.

― Stephen Ex (Stephen Ex), Thursday, 15 February 2007 15:32 (nineteen years ago)

The new building was made to counter the student unrest of the times. Windows are absent from the original building. Windows are prone to shatter easily unless expensive shatterproof glass is used. Structures of this time period tend to lack windows, which could be quickly destroyed by any violent protest around them, a common occurrence, making them at best expensive to replace and at worst a public safety hazard.

The building's overall structure also was designed for the unrest of the times. From the outside South looks like a brick fortress. The building was made to be very stable, and its fortress-like structure was intended to quell student unrest and prevent a possible student revolt or uprising.

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 15 February 2007 15:32 (nineteen years ago)

3 Awards and Distinctions
3.1 President Reagan's visit
3.2 Prime Minister Yoshiro Mori's visit
3.3 Ian Anderson's visit
3.4 Vice President Al Gore's visit
3.5 Mandy Moore's visit
3.6 Jesse Jackson's visit
3.7 French Ambassador's visit
3.8 NASA downlink
3.9 Bulent Atalay's visit
3.10 Jack McConnell's visit

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 15 February 2007 15:33 (nineteen years ago)

my guidance counselor was all "uh.. well, you know you can still apply to [Crappy Local State U]" (I had a 4.0 gpa and really high SATs & was like get me the hell out of this town!)

my public high school only had 3 AP classes offered but 2 of them were at the same time.. i took AP english and AP calc, I have no idea how i got through the calc other than sitting right next to some of the people who always did their work on time & copying off them

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Thursday, 15 February 2007 15:33 (nineteen years ago)

3.11 Jack Bauer's visit

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 15 February 2007 15:34 (nineteen years ago)

woah Alex was your HS in Planet of the Apes?

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 15 February 2007 15:34 (nineteen years ago)

The building was made to be very stable, and its boxcar-like structure was intended to quell student unrest and prevent a possible student revolt or uprising.

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 15 February 2007 15:34 (nineteen years ago)

Mandy Moore's visit
In 2000, Mandy Moore performed a concert at TJHSST as a result of a radio contest sponsored by now-defunct local radio station WWZZ (Z104). The contest was conducted via online voting on the Z104 website. Students were allowed to vote for their school as much as once a day, for the duration of the contest. However, because the voting system had no way of verifying who was voting, several TJHSST students wrote a number of various computer scripts that generated rapid, automatic votes for TJHSST, randomly choosing a member of the student body to vote as.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 15 February 2007 15:35 (nineteen years ago)

I leant how to bind books as a elective (also reflexology and particle physics as well IIRC)

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 15 February 2007 15:35 (nineteen years ago)

― jw (ex machina), Thursday, 15 February 2007 15:37 (nineteen years ago)

thanks for the phone call last night, pete! btw you are v v pretty :)

― jw (ex machina), Thursday, 15 February 2007 15:37 (nineteen years ago)

aww

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 15 February 2007 15:38 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha my guidance counselor in my junior year called me in and said "Hey we should sign you up to take the PSAT sometime soon." I had already taken the SAT twice so I said, "Yeah, I'm a junior, we should be discussing colleges and stuff." HAHAHAHAHA, yeah thanks for the guidance.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 15 February 2007 15:38 (nineteen years ago)

wow, reading my HS wiki has plunged me back into a world that I had largely forgotten.

...if successful, TJ3SAT will be the first satellite launched into space that is built by high school students.

Same nerds, more technology.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 15 February 2007 15:43 (nineteen years ago)

I dropped out of high school! And I has the flu :D

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 15:46 (nineteen years ago)

seriously you guys don't know how hard I've worked just to reach a basic functioning level of social interaction.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 15 February 2007 15:46 (nineteen years ago)

tom, no windows in your HS either? no wonder we're so angry.

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 15 February 2007 15:48 (nineteen years ago)

yeah me too Brian.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 15 February 2007 15:48 (nineteen years ago)

xpost - mr q, exactly. i'm still pissed off at the guidance counselor. he could give a rat's ass. no matter how talented the students.. if we all went to the local community college, that was good enough for us

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Thursday, 15 February 2007 15:48 (nineteen years ago)

no windows for us neither, "open classrooms," and a wikipedia page dedicated almost solely to the two things we were sort of all right at: wrestling and it's academic.

my guidance counselor suggested community college too!

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 15 February 2007 15:50 (nineteen years ago)

i'm very happy i made it through h.s. unscathed. we had open classrooms for awhile but then they closed them off?

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 15 February 2007 15:51 (nineteen years ago)

I did the Columbia journo conference too--spring version and summer version. I didn't get to be EIC of my paper because my friend kissed the journalism teacher's ass more--so I was managing editor.

― Matilda Wormwood (Mary ), Thursday, 15 February 2007 15:51 (nineteen years ago)

My guidance counselor kept urging me to take our hs's apparently v. extensive advanced math and science courses, because I'd need them in college. I didn't.

― Stephen Ex (Stephen Ex), Thursday, 15 February 2007 15:53 (nineteen years ago)

Haha we had open classrooms with sliding walls and the slid all the walls closed because they figured out that open classrooms didn't work. Result: we could hear about three other classes going on from the class we were in. Also, our library was open and basically just in the middle of the school--you would pass through it to walk to classes.

― Matilda Wormwood (Mary ), Thursday, 15 February 2007 15:54 (nineteen years ago)

my guidance counselor's signature move was the "don't get too hung up on your dreams - there are a lot of other options out there!" I hated her.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 15 February 2007 15:54 (nineteen years ago)

we shared lighting with other classrooms across the hall when we had open classrooms, so we would plunge into darkness when the class across the hall watched history movies/filmstrips/pron???

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 15 February 2007 15:55 (nineteen years ago)

My guidance counselor recommended I leave forever and ever because it wasn't working out! Thing is, they actually hate teenagers and wish they'd fuck off, FYI!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 15:55 (nineteen years ago)

i saw my guidance counselor about twice in my high school career? there was only one for the biggest public school in minneapolis... so she didn't give me much guidance. i only ended up applying to two colleges and just relied on good SATs to make up for totally mediocre grades and laughable attendance.

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 15 February 2007 15:57 (nineteen years ago)

yeah i only applied to two colleges, only got into one, a party school, but then i transferred out of there for my sophomore year. i was clueless but i don't blame my guidance counselor.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 15 February 2007 15:59 (nineteen years ago)

my high school had lots of windows.. it's a fairly old building. i definitely had to work pretty hard at basic social skills after 4 years there though, nearly all my friends were crazy

i applied to a couple of decent liberal arts colleges & a couple of ivies because i had a chip on my shoulder & figured i belonged there.. got into one of them but thank god i couldn't afford it & therefore didn't go!

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Thursday, 15 February 2007 16:02 (nineteen years ago)

UH ZR THAT WAS AN IMPORTANT POST YOU MADE

http://www.hammondhs.org/teachers/jenkins/macteam2.jpg

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 15 February 2007 16:02 (nineteen years ago)

pls. replace game show host w/ hunter age 3

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 15 February 2007 16:02 (nineteen years ago)

FACT: host is Pete.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 15 February 2007 16:04 (nineteen years ago)

how old is "steven"? 8?

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 16:12 (nineteen years ago)

lololololol GUYS I just got an e-mail from my sister: the shoes she bought for all of us for the wedding? THEY CANNOT BE DYED!!! NO GREEN SHOES :D

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 16:14 (nineteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fallston_High_School

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 15 February 2007 16:15 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.sierraclub.org/education/leconte/images/green_shoes_bonnie_gisel.jpg

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 15 February 2007 16:16 (nineteen years ago)

pete yr HS's wiki has a "HEROS" section

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 15 February 2007 16:17 (nineteen years ago)

I mean, it would've been difficult to dance in those.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 16:17 (nineteen years ago)

whoa holy shit i had no idea that guy died

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 15 February 2007 16:19 (nineteen years ago)

UH wait how come i never saw that ZR its-ac picture??????

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 15 February 2007 16:20 (nineteen years ago)

damn it i meant to post that image here not on the other thread, oh well, never forget to look at thread title before hitting send.

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 15 February 2007 16:21 (nineteen years ago)

damn it i meant to send that image to ZR via gchat, NOT az@lea

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 15 February 2007 16:23 (nineteen years ago)

you son of a bitch

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 15 February 2007 16:24 (nineteen years ago)

knowing Pete, he sent it to some third, unrelated person in all actuality.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 16:25 (nineteen years ago)

he probably sent it to your mom, along with some sort of inappropriate mango joke

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 15 February 2007 16:26 (nineteen years ago)

thanks for being willing to mitigate!

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 15 February 2007 16:28 (nineteen years ago)

I still can't believe you e-mailed that to my mom, btw.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 16:29 (nineteen years ago)

This is top GIS result for my school

http://www.westminster.org.uk/photosets/musicdrama/iolanthe1.jpg

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 15 February 2007 16:32 (nineteen years ago)

now on that one, i fully intended to reply-all. i just didnt expect to have to inspect the recipient list for your MOTHER because i dont usually see mothers included on disclosed-recipient mass emails.

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 15 February 2007 16:32 (nineteen years ago)

It was like a list of maybe 10 people, the majority of which were females that you have never met, in what way is it appropriate to e-mail EVERYONE that their pussy tastes like mango?

FYI my mom thought it was hilarious so who cares :D

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 16:33 (nineteen years ago)

i mean the tenor of our normal email/IRL conversations seemed to (and did) dictate that i was free and clear!

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 15 February 2007 16:35 (nineteen years ago)

wait, you have normal e-mail and IRL conversations with my mom? INTERESTING...

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 16:36 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.startribune.com/media/2006/05/31/00/1911southhighmpls.standalone.jpg
^^ what my high school looked like before they built the FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE version in 1970

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 15 February 2007 16:36 (nineteen years ago)

It was like a list of maybe 10 people, the majority of which were females that you have never met, in what way is it appropriate to e-mail EVERYONE that their pussy tastes like mango?

WTF??????

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 15 February 2007 16:39 (nineteen years ago)

mw you clearly need to eat more pussy

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 15 February 2007 16:42 (nineteen years ago)

here we go again with the pussy eating

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 15 February 2007 16:43 (nineteen years ago)

http://pets.onas.ru/dog_eating_cat.jpg

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 16:48 (nineteen years ago)

correspondence from malik_b_a_awan to [email protected], part 1. note - font color/size varies wildly.

june 11
can i suck your pussy.i suck your ass.i suck your chest.i suck your lips.i suck your foots.you are my god.i pray to you.are you suck my penis.my penis long big.my penis discharge in your mouth.your pussy taste like mango.

june 18
can i suck your pussy.i suck your ass.i suck your chest.i suck your lips.i suck your foots.you are my god.i pray to you.are you suck my penis.my penis long big.my penis discharge in your mouth.your pussy taste like mango.

june 19
are you suck my penis.my penis is very long and big.my penis taste like a sweet mango.my penis fuck your tight pussy.my penis discharge in your mouth.you like my penis.you love my penis.you miss my penis.penis means lun.my penis is your god.you pray to my penis.my penis is very hot.please help my penis.my penis wants you.my penis fuck your ass.

june 21
are you suck my penis.my penis is very long and big.my penis taste like a sweet mango.my penis fuck your tight pussy.my penis discharge in your mouth.you like my penis.you love my penis.you miss my penis.penis means lun.my penis is your god.you pray to my penis.my penis is very hot.please help my penis.my penis wants you.my penis fuck your ass.

june 22
are you suck my penis.my penis is very long and big.my penis taste like a sweet mango.my penis fuck your tight pussy.my penis discharge in your mouth.you like my penis.you love my penis.you miss my penis.penis means lun.my penis is your god.you pray to my penis.my penis is very hot.please help my penis.my penis wants you.my penis fuck your ass.

june 24
can i suck your pussy.are you suck my penis.i suck your ass,chest,lips and foots.my penis is long and big.your pussy taste like a mango.my penis discharge in your mouth.my penis fuck your tight and hot pussy.please help my penis.i miss your pussy.

june 29
can i suck your pussy.i suck your ass.i suck your tits.i suck your lips.i suck your foots.you are my god.i pray to you.i fuck your tight pussy.your hot pussy taste like a mango.are you suck my penis.my penis long big.my penis discharge in your mouth.please help my penis.your pussy discharge in my mouth.i love your pink pussy.you miss my blue penis.

july 10
can i suck your pussy.i suck your ass.i suck your tits.i suck your lips.i suck your foots.you are my god.i pray to you.i fuck your tight pussy.your hot pussy taste like a mango.are you suck my penis.my penis long big.my penis discharge in your mouth.please help my penis.your pussy discharge in my mouth.i love your pink pussy.you miss my blue penis.

july 14 (bastille day!)
can i suck your pussy.i suck your ass.i suck your tits.i suck your lips.i suck your foots.you are my god.i pray to you.are you suck my penis.my penis is very long and big.my penis discharge in your pussy.my penis fuck your pussy.i love your pink pussy.you miss my brown penis.

july 28
can i suck your pussy.i suck your ass.i suck your tits.i suck your lips.i suck your foots.you are my god.i pray to you.i fuck your tight pussy.i fuck your ass.i fuck your tits.i fuck your mouth.are you suck my penis.my penis is very long and big.my penis discharge in your mouth.i love your pink pussy.you miss my brown penis.your sweet pussy taste like a mango.hi your hot pussy.penis means lun.

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 15 February 2007 16:48 (nineteen years ago)

malik b. awan u r a treat

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 15 February 2007 16:50 (nineteen years ago)

correspondence from Pete to Ally's Mom, part 1.

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 15 February 2007 16:50 (nineteen years ago)

lolololololol

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 16:50 (nineteen years ago)

http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/7007/zackademicdm3.jpg

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 15 February 2007 16:51 (nineteen years ago)

i am shayan medhat from iran.i hope you are ok. i am studier in nuclear engineer and i have factury for produse scanties and corsage for women in iran. i asked for you sending me your picture or other sex women. in my email.beacuse you are very beautiful women. i`m waiting there for one day beacuse i can`t stay for 2 day and iam send u money if you are send me picture sex or nude of you or other women. goodbye

i hope you are answer my asked.

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 15 February 2007 16:51 (nineteen years ago)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA @ MES

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 15 February 2007 16:51 (nineteen years ago)

LOLOLOL BRIAN U R A TREAT

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 15 February 2007 16:51 (nineteen years ago)

ok there's only so many times in a row i can post "lololololololol" you hilarious bastards

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 16:52 (nineteen years ago)

february 15
MY FRIENDS ARE WONDERING IF U R A GIRL? PLEASE EMAIL ME BACK AND TELL ME. THANK U!!

february 15
HOW OLD ARE U AND ARE U A MOTHER

february 20
um person u havnt emailed me bak yet? wats ur nam????r u a girl or boy???????????? toshay my friend !! just to tell u tat i live in austria!!me home toun!! do u now wat tis =??? 9876543210+f***?? wel g2g.by??

february 23
guess wat, i had the most worst day @ school. my best friend (lynne) had a ex boy friend that used to go to our school then he went to a different school. then today he came back. my best friend and i had the hots for him! his name is brandon righberg! i had friends that told him i liked him. then at recess my best friend asked my other best friend (danika) to go ask him out for lynne. since they used to be boy friend and girl friend, he said yes. next recess when i herd about it i started crying. then when our class was in the library a girl named janaye sanders walked up to me and started to yell at me because me and lynne started to fight. now since im home i called my friend lynne and told her im sorry and that she can have him. but i still think he is hot even though he is going out with my best friend! well i really want you to write back at
smallfry******@hotmail.com and email me as soon as you get this email okay! got 2 go! by!

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 15 February 2007 16:52 (nineteen years ago)

TJHSST mascot/logo
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:JeffersonColonials.gif

Brian this shit cannot stand ok?

― TOMB07 (trm), Thursday, 15 February 2007 16:52 (nineteen years ago)

ZACKADEMIA

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 15 February 2007 16:52 (nineteen years ago)

look, TOMBOT, when I went there it was a totally goofball drawn colonial, none of this newfangled NFL Films junk.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 15 February 2007 16:54 (nineteen years ago)

if MES was the host, he wouldn't ask questions, he'd just rant and spit at you and then fire you.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 15 February 2007 16:54 (nineteen years ago)

"MESSAGE FOR YER! MESSAGE FOR YER!"

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 15 February 2007 16:56 (nineteen years ago)

LOL @ high school just stealing the patriots logo

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 16:56 (nineteen years ago)

For ten points, ZR: WHO MAKES THE NAZIS?

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 15 February 2007 16:57 (nineteen years ago)

uh...uh...i know this one, i know this one...

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 15 February 2007 16:57 (nineteen years ago)

ZR you should print out that photo and bring it to Wonderland so you can show all the ladies the early years of your trivia dominance.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 15 February 2007 17:00 (nineteen years ago)

"HOW I WRITE ELASTIC MAN?"

― TOMB07 (trm), Thursday, 15 February 2007 17:01 (nineteen years ago)

Was shown in a freakshow early on.
And drunk from small brown bottles since I was so long.

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 15 February 2007 17:01 (nineteen years ago)

2 PART QUESTION:

1. Where should I have lunch?
2. Who wants to join me?

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 15 February 2007 17:10 (nineteen years ago)

1. Holiday Inn, duh
2. I would but I decided to come into work today at half past whenever I wanted so I kind of can't take much of a lunch today :(

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 17:13 (nineteen years ago)

oof i am full of bagels still, so im out for lunchy today :(

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 15 February 2007 17:14 (nineteen years ago)

how do ppl work an office?

― The RealJTMod (Real JT Mod of Team Courage), Thursday, 15 February 2007 17:15 (nineteen years ago)

like THIS

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 15 February 2007 17:15 (nineteen years ago)

MULTI-TASKING

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 17:17 (nineteen years ago)

OK, I'm out.

IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 15 February 2007 17:21 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.proxus.com/components/images/player_upgraded.jpg

― TOMB07 (trm), Thursday, 15 February 2007 17:22 (nineteen years ago)

dear lawson's pesto chicken panini:

i think it is time to move our relationship to the next level! let's go steady :D

xo
ally

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:12 (nineteen years ago)

that tiger is OTM

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/3503/tigerkk4.jpg

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

awwwww :D

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:52 (nineteen years ago)

wow

so I have a desperate craving for chorizo wrapped in puff pastry. what do I do, guys?

― TOMB07 (trm), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:52 (nineteen years ago)

get one chorizo
get one puff pastry
go to town

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:56 (nineteen years ago)

I also need a haircut

― TOMB07 (trm), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

Pigs in serapes.

― Stephen Ex (Stephen Ex), Thursday, 15 February 2007 18:59 (nineteen years ago)

you can't get a haircut, you're too perfectly matched to your wii character.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:00 (nineteen years ago)

dear ipod:

guitar wolf? three times in a row? at work? really?

sincerely yrs in wtf,
ally

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:02 (nineteen years ago)

no get a haircut, haircuts always make me feel better. like i've brushed my teeth a thousand times in a row or something.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:03 (nineteen years ago)

I feel like a fucking zombie today, can this be the result of too much mace in last night's dinner?

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

I hear you, MrQ! When I get sick I give myself a haircut and it at least makes me feel less germy.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

Ed you have to be careful about what kind of mace you use.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

And never put any ma$e in your dinner.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

fuck i was on gis just now looking for appropriate ma$e picture :(

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

man we had these ginormous sandwiches at this meeting today. i ate mine two hours ago i'm still very very full and i still have a brownie and a bag of chips. i'm the luckiest little girl in the world!

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:07 (nineteen years ago)

sorry Ally, you can still post one! Picture worth a thousand words and all that. Animated gif worth all these words ever.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:10 (nineteen years ago)

there wasn't really a good enough one, I felt.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:11 (nineteen years ago)

http://scoopsnoodle.com/lix/hardees.gif
^^^ omfg i kind of love jhoshea

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

why don't they make "chorizo and puff pastry on a stick" instead of that jimmy dean pancakes nightmare bullshit?

― TOMB07 (trm), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:13 (nineteen years ago)

jhoshea OTFM

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:14 (nineteen years ago)

They're afraid Li'l Puff 'n' Spicies wouldn't read well on a stock car.

― Stephen Ex (Stephen Ex), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:18 (nineteen years ago)

Barbecued chorizo with mustard on a stick, Now that is what is required.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

ladies and gents, what time should i eat my brownie?

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

Headhunters have sent me through some jobs all for a minimum of 1/3 more money than I am on now, but only two I could really do, one of which is in Loughborough, which is not so great.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

ladies and gents, what time should i eat my brownie?

-- Mr. Que (pelagi...), February 15th, 2007. (Party with me Punker)

when do you wanna peak??

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

right before i go home @___@

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

emo Hardee's is right across the street from

http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/1335/rofflehousenl4.jpg

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

if there's a strip mall off the heaven expressway...

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

. . .then bruce springsteen probably wrote a song about it?

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

sounds more like a Meatloaf song to me.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

NOW IM PRAYIN FOR THE END OF TIME

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

so hurry up and arrive

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

omg iPod! This ridiculous hatiras/slarta john song! I forgot this existed! I take back what I said about you earlier RE: 700 guitar wolf songs.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

BOUNCE bum ba bum ba bum bum BOUNCE bum ba bum ba bum bum BOUNCE bum ba bum ba bum bum BOUNCE bum ba bum ba bum bum BOUNCE bum ba bum ba bum bum

― TOMB07 (trm), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

never forget that Spaced Invader is on your iPod

― TOMB07 (trm), Thursday, 15 February 2007 19:54 (nineteen years ago)

I just found out my cousin who gets here tomorrow is VEGAN ( I thought he was just vegetarian).

- will be much more of a pain in the ass to get him fed
- he won't be able to eat the peanut butter chocolate chip waffles I made earlier this week
+ I GET ALL THE PEANUT BUTTER CHOCOLATE CHIP WAFFLES!

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:00 (nineteen years ago)

oh also ghut is def 21+

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:02 (nineteen years ago)

we can ask lary - we're on great terms with him - he might feel fine about dude having cokes and stuff while we play...

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:02 (nineteen years ago)

ZR = goddamn liar

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

whatevs, we can stop by and if he can't get in Whole Foods is pretty sweet.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

FUCK you guys are playing Sunday?

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:05 (nineteen years ago)

sunday, i think i can go to that.. maybe i won't be sick by then

i am listening to the pet shop boys 'very'. i was going to put on feelies 'crazy rhythms' but then i found pet shop boys & had to reconsider

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:06 (nineteen years ago)

ghut yo best place to see the FAs

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:06 (nineteen years ago)

no it's not! i have DEFINITELY been to ghut when i was under 21 for shows. it's only 21+ when there's no musik, i believe?

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

dar1a you see leonardo?

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

(it is best place to see FAs tho)

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

maybe you guys should ring up this lary person and clear up the confusion? or yeah, whole foods is totally awesome for teenagers.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

woah dar1a! Songs from Very I have listened to in ast 24 hours:

Can You Forgive Her?
I Wouldn't Normally Do This Kind Of Thing
Liberation
A Different Point Of View

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

attn:

i learned the most AMAZING thing about eggs two weeks ago at a friends restaurant, omg you guys will freak out.

first take an egg and poke a deep hole through the hard end of the egg with a thin tooth pick, deep enough to break the yolk.

then put the egg with the hole facing up in pantyhose (no idea why, but just go with this) and then spin the egg extremely fast in a tight rotation.

after about 30 seconds you will here a distinct "pop" or "click".

take the egg out and either break it or boil it, and you will see that the yolk is on the outside of the egg and the eggwhite will be in the center! Totally amazing!

-- Steve Shasta (steveshast...) (webmail), February 15th, 2007 7:58 PM. (Steve Shasta) (later) (link)

^^^ i am going to be doing this at some point this week.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

hey, Whole Foods is probably TOTALLY awesome for vegan teenagers.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

xpost pantyhose?

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

I have to go to some LAME ASS SHAKESPEARE JAZZ BULLSHIT SONNETT CRAP on sunday.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

attn:
i learned the most AMAZING thing about eggs two weeks ago at a friends restaurant, omg you guys will freak out.
first take an egg and poke a deep hole through the hard end of the egg with a thin tooth pick, deep enough to break the yolk.
then put the egg with the hole facing up in pantyhose (no idea why, but just go with this) and then spin the egg extremely fast in a tight rotation.
after about 30 seconds you will here a distinct "pop" or "click".
take the egg out and either break it or boil it, and you will see that the yolk is on the outside of the egg and the eggwhite will be in the center! Totally amazing!
-- Steve Shasta (steveshast...) (webmail), February 15th, 2007 7:58 PM. (Steve Shasta) (later) (link)
^^^ i am going to be doing this at some point this week.

-- Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (garance8...), February 15th, 2007. (Allyzay Eisenschefter)

sounds like a wii game!!!

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:12 (nineteen years ago)

yes i meant FAs show.. Uh, is there something else sunday I missed?

'liberation' was just playing.. what is next.. different point of view? every song on this album is great.

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:12 (nineteen years ago)

I am going to go buy pantyhose and do this, I don't know what the pantyhose does but I'm going to trust Steve Shasta.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:12 (nineteen years ago)

LOL @ MrQ's desciption of the FA's.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:13 (nineteen years ago)

you probably need to buy some bullshit $500 japanese pantyhose tho

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:13 (nineteen years ago)

I'm ok with that, I think getting to see an inside out egg is worth that much money.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

that egg thing sounds pretty amazing but I have several questions:

the hard end of the egg
waht?

pantyhose
waht?

spin the egg extremely fast in a tight rotation
do not understand whether the egg should be spun on its own axis or swung.

NEED TO KNOW

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:15 (nineteen years ago)

you probably need to buy some bullshit $500 japanese pantyhose tho

-- a_p (a|e...), February 15th, 2007. (a_p)

LOL

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

http://s81.photobucket.com/albums/j221/zarah_scheisse/arrow.jpg

― jw (ex machina), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

I was assuming that the hard end of the egg was the end that is in the bottom of the carton.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

yeah dar1a, Very totally sounds like a greatest hits collection but in album form!

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

yeah that sounds like some suspect shit right there with the egg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

AAAGH GIGANTIC OUTBREAK STORIES Y U ALWAYS GOTTA BREAK ON THURSDAZE?

xxxp - i would have sex with all of this white nerds

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

I'M A MAN NOT A DISCO BALL

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

also fuck all of you for ruining my egg dream and discouraging me. this is just like high school.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

stay the fuck away from peter pan and great value peanut butterz dudes

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

ooooh is it bugs? cockroaches?

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

tinkerbell vomit?

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

lol peanut butter

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

there are ALWAYS bugs in peanut butter

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

SALMON-ELLA

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

also lol @ horribly tattered federal food safety net outbreak history may go back to AUGUST 2006?!?!?!?!

it's salmonella

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

"Mark" is going to give me a Duration: 30 Men's Haircut at the Verizon Center location today. Online haircut booking is much, much more painful than online anything-to-do-with-food-or-dry-goods. Who knew?

― TOMB07 (trm), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

i like salmonella, it has a nice sounding name.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:21 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, Tom, I'll see you at 6:30 for your blow and dry.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:21 (nineteen years ago)

yeah it's a good one, although listeria monocytogenes is def. the most hardass-sounding of foodborne pathogens

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:22 (nineteen years ago)

peter pan PB is worth the risk!

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:22 (nineteen years ago)

that should be their new advertising slogan, no doubt.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

listeria monocytogenes is the brian dawkins of foodborne pathogens, but not very pretty sounding.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

pete you could probably handle it actually. you'd get sick as a motherfucker but likelihood is you wouldn't die.

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

didn't tombot say PB was overrated on the overrated thread? Dude's a fuckin food borne illness psychic.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

i don't know what the fuss is about, it's "great value" not "least contaminated"

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

salmonella only kills people who can't drink enough drinks to keep up with their poop action

― TOMB07 (trm), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

just remember to bring a couple or three liters of seltzer with you to the bathroom you'll be fine

― TOMB07 (trm), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:29 (nineteen years ago)

yeah perfect!

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

"salmonella only kills people who can't drink enough drinks to keep up with their poop action"

http://www.betterworld.net/quotes/portraits/koop.jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

KOOP ACTION

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.kotb.com/conference_pg/Koop.jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

HALP

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

guys no

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:39 (nineteen years ago)

Local stores removing potentially tainted peanut butter

http://www.mtv.com/onair/beavisandbutthead/images/overdrive/70x53/tainted_meat.jpg

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

"It tastes like good peanut butter to me," he said

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:46 (nineteen years ago)

clearly beavis & butt-head are responsible for all these salmonella

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:47 (nineteen years ago)

WE ALL LOVE PEANUT BUTTER (say it) WE ALL LOVE PEANUT BUTTER

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/06/peanutbutter.html

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

oh man those gi joe things were ebaumsworld right?

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:57 (nineteen years ago)

nothing in the world originated at ebaumsworld, dude, nothing is ebaumsworld, that dude just steals the entire internet and puts it on his website.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 20:58 (nineteen years ago)

PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Thursday, 15 February 2007 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

oh awesome http://ebaumsworld.com/tags/gijoe/

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 15 February 2007 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

I'm sorry, I know that tainted peanut butter and prison rape should not be joked about.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 15 February 2007 21:01 (nineteen years ago)

how the hell did fenslerfilms get C&D'd on those but Eric Bauman can do whatever he wants, is what I don't get.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 21:01 (nineteen years ago)

racism

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 15 February 2007 21:03 (nineteen years ago)

it's just sad because the C&D means that there will be no more ;_;

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 21:04 (nineteen years ago)

maybe you should have some peanut butter on lettuce to make you feel better

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 15 February 2007 21:04 (nineteen years ago)

maybe you should blow me

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 21:05 (nineteen years ago)

not sure how that would work. little girls have sinks and little boys have faucets.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 15 February 2007 21:05 (nineteen years ago)

cryinggame.jpg

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 15 February 2007 21:06 (nineteen years ago)

Thanks for the history lesson, Mr. Wizard!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 21:06 (nineteen years ago)

I THINK IT IS OFFICIALLY TIME TO BRING BACK CRYING GAME JOKES

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 15 February 2007 21:06 (nineteen years ago)

redact internet

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 15 February 2007 21:06 (nineteen years ago)

see also: "waaaaazzzaaaaaaaap" commercials

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 15 February 2007 21:06 (nineteen years ago)

no ZR, it is too soon, still

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 21:06 (nineteen years ago)

usual suspects?

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 15 February 2007 21:07 (nineteen years ago)

ghost dad?

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 15 February 2007 21:07 (nineteen years ago)

bud

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 15 February 2007 21:08 (nineteen years ago)

There's nothing funny about Ghost Dad.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 21:08 (nineteen years ago)

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 15 February 2007 21:09 (nineteen years ago)

wise

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 15 February 2007 21:09 (nineteen years ago)

stop that

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 15 February 2007 21:09 (nineteen years ago)

bud

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 15 February 2007 21:09 (nineteen years ago)

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 21:09 (nineteen years ago)

bUHd

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 15 February 2007 21:10 (nineteen years ago)

UHr

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 15 February 2007 21:10 (nineteen years ago)

wise

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 15 February 2007 21:10 (nineteen years ago)

BUd

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 15 February 2007 21:10 (nineteen years ago)

MrQ I think we're gonna have to start our own thread.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 15 February 2007 21:11 (nineteen years ago)

or just take it to the meta thread

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 15 February 2007 21:11 (nineteen years ago)

BOX

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 15 February 2007 21:11 (nineteen years ago)

immediately funniest thing all week

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 15 February 2007 21:11 (nineteen years ago)

CAR?

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 21:12 (nineteen years ago)

ally otm

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 15 February 2007 21:12 (nineteen years ago)

BU-hd

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 15 February 2007 21:12 (nineteen years ago)

this is not funny! Least funny thing this week!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 21:13 (nineteen years ago)

least funny thing this week = still funny

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 15 February 2007 21:15 (nineteen years ago)

ok it's kind of funny.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 21:15 (nineteen years ago)

ok wait no now it is actually funny.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 21:16 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.google.com/patents?vid=USPAT4833729&id=KBE3AAAAEBAJ&dq=4833729

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 15 February 2007 21:32 (nineteen years ago)

everything on google is way better now that i have replaced their logo with this:
http://www.achewood.com/rsrc/img/google.png

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 21:32 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.google.com/patents?id=82YHAAAAEBAJ&printsec=abstract&zoom=4#PPA1,M1

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 15 February 2007 21:33 (nineteen years ago)

why are you reading these things, though.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 21:54 (nineteen years ago)

bud

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 15 February 2007 21:56 (nineteen years ago)

work related.

also: duck guy is back

xpost: errr

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 15 February 2007 21:56 (nineteen years ago)

not again

xpost what is up with duck guy? did you send him the notes yet?

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 21:57 (nineteen years ago)

what notes? the dead turducken ones? not yet. i'm about to, though.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 15 February 2007 21:59 (nineteen years ago)

I would totally go to Blue Turducken Tavern every day.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 15 February 2007 22:00 (nineteen years ago)

MrQ, let's keep the BU-hd thread burning until regular ILX is back.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 15 February 2007 22:02 (nineteen years ago)

it's my vigil.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 15 February 2007 22:02 (nineteen years ago)

he has a really really fucked up citation and wants me to fix it, I've suggested two things and he doesn't like either solution and now wants me to search based on date volume and page number, i.e. not use the name of the journal which means basically I would be plugging in three sets of numbers into google and nothing else.

Yeah, that'll get me GREAT results!

xpost Yes Brian yes

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 15 February 2007 22:02 (nineteen years ago)

If he doesn't know what he's looking for and doesn't like any of your answers, tell him to fuck off. what are you supposed to do??

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 22:04 (nineteen years ago)

I don't know. I sent him a nice email though explaining everything I've done for him.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 15 February 2007 22:07 (nineteen years ago)

there's nothing you can do. He can't possibly expect you to read through like every single journal for that year to find his stupid article, tell him to get it himself.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 22:08 (nineteen years ago)

how did you attach the email to the turducken with a knife?

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 15 February 2007 22:10 (nineteen years ago)

yeah when people get like this i kill them with kindness so we'll see what happens!

it's funny, the problem is the citation is listed wrong & has no article title on the patent, BUT all we'd have to do is pull the file at the patent office to see what the article is, it would be there, and would take like one day but OH NOES we can't do that or something????? also this guy is new and also i don't think English is his first language, not that this makes a bit of difference, I just am trying to be patient with the guy and not assume anything.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 15 February 2007 22:14 (nineteen years ago)

Well if English is his second language, there is a chance that he has no idea that the duck thing made no sense.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 22:15 (nineteen years ago)

tell him that in america we have EAGLES and not ducks.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 15 February 2007 22:17 (nineteen years ago)

also, you can tell him that if he doesn't chew Big Red, FUCK YOU.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 15 February 2007 22:17 (nineteen years ago)

YEAH SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 22:17 (nineteen years ago)

yeah he asked me what was up with the dead crying eagle I PDF'ed him.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 15 February 2007 22:18 (nineteen years ago)

"If it screams like an eagle..."

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 15 February 2007 22:18 (nineteen years ago)

lol if it cries like an eagle more like

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 22:18 (nineteen years ago)

whoa dude that's like a fifth date sorta maneuver there

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 15 February 2007 22:18 (nineteen years ago)

HAHAHAHA if it screams like an eagle.

Yeah I sent him a nice long email explaining everything and he was like "okay okay, no need to get bend out of shape over it."

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 15 February 2007 22:25 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.fatbend.com/photos/jrc_fruit_flip.jpg

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 22:26 (nineteen years ago)

have never wanted anything less

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 15 February 2007 22:26 (nineteen years ago)

i like his little pink socks

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 22:27 (nineteen years ago)

well now i'm glad i missed the pixies reunion.

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 15 February 2007 22:28 (nineteen years ago)

lol!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 22:28 (nineteen years ago)

EXCELSIORING NOW

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 15 February 2007 22:29 (nineteen years ago)

hahahahaha the blogger shoots for three and scores!

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 15 February 2007 22:29 (nineteen years ago)

Alex, you actually somehow redeemed that image.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 15 February 2007 22:31 (nineteen years ago)

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 15 February 2007 22:32 (nineteen years ago)

I don't look like my Mii anymore.

Also, I has a baguette.

― TOMB07 (trm), Thursday, 15 February 2007 22:40 (nineteen years ago)

can i have some of it, i'm starving.

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 15 February 2007 22:42 (nineteen years ago)

GAYEST DC THREAD EVER

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 15 February 2007 22:43 (nineteen years ago)

that's a pretty strong reaction

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 22:44 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0775/score.gif

― jw (ex machina), Thursday, 15 February 2007 22:44 (nineteen years ago)

no, i don't think so. tom just got a cut and blow and now alex wants to bite tom's loaf

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 15 February 2007 22:44 (nineteen years ago)

all of those notes are otm

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 22:45 (nineteen years ago)

thirsty + bored = want to leave work

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 February 2007 22:56 (nineteen years ago)

I just got a work email saying (in part) "As a result of this collaboration..."

THERE WILL BE DINOSAURS.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 15 February 2007 23:07 (nineteen years ago)

I just chased a stray dog all over dupont circle. Then I cut my hair. A full night, indeed.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 03:23 (nineteen years ago)

Also, turns out green shoes still on, thanks to "Asian magic" ;_;

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 03:26 (nineteen years ago)

ugh

― a_p (a_p), Friday, 16 February 2007 04:07 (nineteen years ago)

ugh

― a_p (a_p), Friday, 16 February 2007 13:09 (nineteen years ago)

err?

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 16 February 2007 14:06 (nineteen years ago)

borobudur

― TOMB07 (trm), Friday, 16 February 2007 14:09 (nineteen years ago)

grnshssnggr

― Ed (dali), Friday, 16 February 2007 14:10 (nineteen years ago)

dharmic

― TOMB07 (trm), Friday, 16 February 2007 14:13 (nineteen years ago)

fecund

― Ed (dali), Friday, 16 February 2007 14:14 (nineteen years ago)

yog-sothoth

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 16 February 2007 14:14 (nineteen years ago)

shub-niggurath

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 16 February 2007 14:14 (nineteen years ago)

Vajramantrabhiru

― Ed (dali), Friday, 16 February 2007 14:15 (nineteen years ago)

humuhumunukunukuapua'a

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 16 February 2007 14:17 (nineteen years ago)

Yülkhorsung

― Ed (dali), Friday, 16 February 2007 14:17 (nineteen years ago)

antidisestablishmentarianism

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 16 February 2007 14:18 (nineteen years ago)

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo BOXCAR

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 16 February 2007 14:19 (nineteen years ago)

this is how people will communicate, in the future

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 16 February 2007 14:19 (nineteen years ago)

Chosŏn Minjujuŭi Inmin Konghwaguk

― TOMB07 (trm), Friday, 16 February 2007 14:20 (nineteen years ago)

Vibhishana

― Ed (dali), Friday, 16 February 2007 14:21 (nineteen years ago)

# ISBN-10: 0310926319
# ISBN-13: 978-0310926313

― TOMB07 (trm), Friday, 16 February 2007 14:23 (nineteen years ago)

1 0 1 0 0 1 1 0 1 0
| - | - - | | - | -
x o x o o x x o x o
y n y n n y y n y n

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 16 February 2007 14:25 (nineteen years ago)

hey Alex thanks for posting "This House is a House of Trouble" - it reminded me that duets are always 10 x better than normal songs!

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 16 February 2007 14:28 (nineteen years ago)

Hi DC thread, how is everyone?

I have been to Berlin and need to discuss the footwear I bought there with my gurlz. Did you know there is Café Schmück there? Hee hee. Will attempt to flickr later.

― suzy artskooldisko (suzy artskooldisko), Friday, 16 February 2007 14:30 (nineteen years ago)

thnx brian! it was the first one i digitized and obv the sound is pretty crap. the later ones turned out better (a couple are on the noize leonardo thred).

― a_p (a_p), Friday, 16 February 2007 14:36 (nineteen years ago)

brian thanks for posting "peanut butter jelly time," it reminded me that it is peanut butter jelly time.

― a_p (a_p), Friday, 16 February 2007 14:37 (nineteen years ago)

Seriously Mr. & Mrs. Mothma, wtf kind of parents name their daughter "Mon?"

― TOMB07 (trm), Friday, 16 February 2007 15:00 (nineteen years ago)

urgh. hour long bus ride. fun times.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 16 February 2007 15:01 (nineteen years ago)

I thought the bus was a classic novel of ideas and indie romance for all

― TOMB07 (trm), Friday, 16 February 2007 15:02 (nineteen years ago)

yeah it was fun i would see that movie again! i need to start bringing my ipod for just such adventures, the soundtrack was not good and there was a funny smell.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 16 February 2007 15:05 (nineteen years ago)

http://img79.imageshack.us/img79/8416/jifsm4.jpg

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 16 February 2007 15:15 (nineteen years ago)

I was not ready for the string of nonsense posts on this thread, need coffee.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 15:16 (nineteen years ago)

mekka lekka hi mekka hiney ho

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 16 February 2007 15:16 (nineteen years ago)

MrQ has a point.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 16 February 2007 15:18 (nineteen years ago)

I totally wanted to talk about shoes.

― suzy artskooldisko (suzy artskooldisko), Friday, 16 February 2007 15:18 (nineteen years ago)

Ed has this ever happened to you:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/02/16/bofh_episode_7/

― TOMB07 (trm), Friday, 16 February 2007 15:18 (nineteen years ago)

OK! What kind of shoes did you get?

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 15:19 (nineteen years ago)

"nonsense" posts. psh. i was just tryin to educate y'all on the state fish of hawaii: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/c/c0/Humuhumunukunukuapuaa.jpg/200px-Humuhumunukunukuapuaa.jpg

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 16 February 2007 15:20 (nineteen years ago)

my awesome shoes came yesterday and they are so awesome i may buy a second pair!

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 16 February 2007 15:22 (nineteen years ago)

I went to visit Nick for our birthdays and spent a great deal of time shopping. There is a secondhand shoe place in the Mitte where they have shoes hanging off the walls and the ceiling to a height of about 12 feet. I got the shoes there, which are slip-on 2" heel black pumps that have a very peaky jagged edge pattern scalloping its way all around the shoe edge and the shoes have a peep toe, which would normally be a deal-breaker. They look especially fierce with fluorescent tights but really need the glue of bare feet to stay on.

Photo to come! I have problems coping with bluetooth.

― suzy artskooldisko (suzy artskooldisko), Friday, 16 February 2007 15:26 (nineteen years ago)

Ah I have that problem too with a lot of shoes, if you put on tights with them they start flopping off, which is one of about 10,000 reasons why 98% of my shoes are either knee-high boots or have ankle straps. Those sound nice though, and you're reminding me I need to get some more tights and stop schlubbing around already.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 15:28 (nineteen years ago)

I have a jar of peanut butter that is not Peter Pan/Great Value and I/my children ate some of it, but no one is sick. What should I do?

There is no need to do anything differently. You may consume the peanut butter with confidence.

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 16 February 2007 15:32 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 15:33 (nineteen years ago)

i am confident this peanut butter will not make me barf.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 16 February 2007 15:35 (nineteen years ago)

I need to go to Griptex and convince them to make Wonderliner non-slip women's legthings, and ask for a cut

― TOMB07 (trm), Friday, 16 February 2007 15:36 (nineteen years ago)

I have a jar of peanut butter that is not Peter Pan/Great Value and I/my children ate some of it, but no one is sick. What should I do?

Just go ahead and kill yourself/your children because you are a fucking moron for wasting the CDC's precious time asking stupid crap like this and - just a hunch here - your kids are probably really stupid too. Go buy some Peter Pan/Great Value, and consume that with confidence.

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 16 February 2007 15:38 (nineteen years ago)

just a hunch here

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 16 February 2007 15:40 (nineteen years ago)

*i say*

WE ALL LOVEEEEEE PEANUT BUTTTERRRRR, WE ALLL LOVVVVE PEANUT BUTTTTTER

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 16 February 2007 15:40 (nineteen years ago)

Fathers shall not be put to death for their children, nor children put to death for their fathers; each is to die for his own sins.

― TOMB07 (trm), Friday, 16 February 2007 15:41 (nineteen years ago)

chicago kevin is consuming the peanut butter with confidence.

― chicago kevin cleaned a lot of plates in memphis (chicago kevin), Friday, 16 February 2007 15:41 (nineteen years ago)

ZR I have some ideas for Tuesday, I hope we are both healthy by then, what say.

― TOMB07 (trm), Friday, 16 February 2007 15:43 (nineteen years ago)

Did you listen to the inbred misanthrope hits collection yet?

― TOMB07 (trm), Friday, 16 February 2007 15:43 (nineteen years ago)

ZR, I bought some peanuts and some butter and they may have been in contact with each other in the grocery bag. Should I go to the emergency room?

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 16 February 2007 15:45 (nineteen years ago)

Brian, like noted jew Alex P@reene, you are dead. Sowwy!

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 16 February 2007 15:49 (nineteen years ago)

i stuck a raisin up my nose when i was two. should i go to the doctor?

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 16 February 2007 15:49 (nineteen years ago)

Dammit. Looks like I gotta update my wikipedia entry.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 16 February 2007 15:50 (nineteen years ago)

also tom: a) yes i have listened and i think i can make something that misanthropic as long as i use a tuning that has nothing remotely resembling any musical consonance whatsoever, b) i am going to see the wizards (?!?!) on tuesday so no can do, c) i can do thursday though! does that work for you?

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 16 February 2007 15:50 (nineteen years ago)

the wizards? Like, sporting event wizards? WTF

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 16:07 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.cinecultist.com/archives/the-wiz-cover.jpg

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 16 February 2007 16:10 (nineteen years ago)

wtf is correct. i forgot about it but this is dave's repayment for my having helped move his couch lo those many fridays ago.

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 16 February 2007 16:11 (nineteen years ago)

you should've asked for a better repayment?!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 16:11 (nineteen years ago)

no it will be fun i bet!

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 16 February 2007 16:12 (nineteen years ago)

he is a very entertaining person to watch sports with, there is that to consider. also i've never been to a pro bball game, so that might be cool. mainly i plan on drinking overpriced beers and yelling a lot.

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 16 February 2007 16:17 (nineteen years ago)

yeah that's what i was thinking, i bet he's a blast at those games. basketball games are fun to yell at.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 16 February 2007 16:18 (nineteen years ago)

also hahahahaha fuck u comptroller of maryland i finally scored copies of my 1999 w-2 from the IRS now give me the lots of money you owe us, fuckers.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 16 February 2007 16:21 (nineteen years ago)

MUSIC MAKE YOU LOSE COMPTROL

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 16 February 2007 16:24 (nineteen years ago)

btw I am listening to This Mortal Coil all day today. Goth AOR = teh awesome.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 16 February 2007 16:27 (nineteen years ago)

OUR OFFICES ARE CLOSING AT 3PM :D

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 16:28 (nineteen years ago)

awesome!

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 16 February 2007 16:28 (nineteen years ago)

GRRRRRRRR

I HATE YOU ALL

WORK IS FOR SUCKS

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 16 February 2007 16:30 (nineteen years ago)

Dan, I think I'm the only one getting out at 3, if it makes you feel better.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 16:32 (nineteen years ago)

yeah i'm here till 6 pm yo

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 16 February 2007 16:32 (nineteen years ago)

oh god don't bring up taxes

― TOMB07 (trm), Friday, 16 February 2007 16:33 (nineteen years ago)

ALLY IT DOES NOT

http://cooleys.chattablogs.com/archives/mad%20face.jpg

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 16 February 2007 16:33 (nineteen years ago)

aw cuet, TMC! also after our conversation on saketini night i went back and relistened and sorry dude but some girls wander by mistake pwns all.

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 16 February 2007 16:33 (nineteen years ago)

4 p.m. = drinkytime!

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 16 February 2007 16:33 (nineteen years ago)

Our office normally gets dismissed around 3 before holidays, but I'm not sure how it's going to play out this week with the other late openings/early closings this week due to weather madness.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 16 February 2007 16:33 (nineteen years ago)

hooray drinky time!!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 16:34 (nineteen years ago)

no ZR I am pretty sure it is still Floodland, but Eldritch is a bro either way. FA's should totally do a SoM homage.

As far as Some Girls..., man, you just cannot fuck with "Adrenochrome".

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 16 February 2007 16:36 (nineteen years ago)

goddamn it i love the black lips so much

― 69 (pete), Friday, 16 February 2007 16:37 (nineteen years ago)

^^^^^^ !!!!

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 16 February 2007 16:39 (nineteen years ago)

Perhaps Some Girls Wander By Mistake would keep me from bloodily murdering myself right now. ARGH ARGH.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 16 February 2007 16:40 (nineteen years ago)

DISC THREE OF THE VU QUINE TAPES SO SO SO GRATE

― a_p (a_p), Friday, 16 February 2007 16:40 (nineteen years ago)

YES I WOULD LIKE 11 MINUTES OF SUPER CHILLED-OUT WAITING FOR THE MAN THANK YOU LOU AND DOUG AND MO AND STEAMBOAT CAPTAIN STERLING MORRISON

― a_p (a_p), Friday, 16 February 2007 16:41 (nineteen years ago)

*snooze*

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 16 February 2007 16:42 (nineteen years ago)

all of you guys are otm, except snoozy mcque, quine tapes rule your life. and yeah brian the "body electric/adrenochrome" thing is still one of my fave rex ever.

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 16 February 2007 16:43 (nineteen years ago)

all of you need to listen to Fatman by the IM right now

― TOMB07 (trm), Friday, 16 February 2007 16:43 (nineteen years ago)

whoa im with mr que - i really dont like the quine tapes, although i LOVE the idea of 34-minute sister rays

― 69 (pete), Friday, 16 February 2007 16:44 (nineteen years ago)

guys I really think today is going to rule for music for all of us.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 16 February 2007 16:44 (nineteen years ago)

MW normally I am also all *snooze* about all these music conversations, except that today everyone but you is OTM

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 16:44 (nineteen years ago)

goddamn it i love the black lips so much
-- 69 (plsmit...) (webmail), Today 4:37 PM. (pete) (later) (link)

pete, seriously, you need to come to chicago for an extended stay.

― chicago kevin cleaned a lot of plates in memphis (chicago kevin), Friday, 16 February 2007 16:45 (nineteen years ago)

I doubt today is going to rule for music for me because I'm not allowed to have any, but I will say I did hear back finally about my phoner interview and it was thumbs up all round, now just waiting on PM to get back to subcontractor so an offer can be made.

also I get to work tomorrow all day again! uff FUCK da

― TOMB07 (trm), Friday, 16 February 2007 16:48 (nineteen years ago)

don't get me wrong though, i love the Guess I'm Falling In Love and Some Kinda Love and the Satellite of Love from the Box set.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 16 February 2007 16:50 (nineteen years ago)

that black lips live album should be out soon too?

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 16 February 2007 16:51 (nineteen years ago)

i've been rockin this version of "i found a reason" which is set to the music from "these days," and this AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME speedfreak jam on "run run run" that's like 9 minutes long and also a 10-min "foggy notion" from the la cave cleveland 68 bootleg and man live velvets are like the best ever.

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 16 February 2007 16:52 (nineteen years ago)

i'll send you that live black lips right now mr. que

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 16 February 2007 16:52 (nineteen years ago)

oh wait there is something beautiful, zipped and mysterious in my email account!

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 16 February 2007 16:53 (nineteen years ago)

pete just sent it to me! thanks bro!

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 16 February 2007 16:54 (nineteen years ago)

xp - e-crotch

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 16 February 2007 16:54 (nineteen years ago)

I want to start a record label called BULLSHIT WANKERS

― TOMB07 (trm), Friday, 16 February 2007 16:54 (nineteen years ago)

guys I actually like the U2 cover of "Satellite of Love"

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 16 February 2007 16:54 (nineteen years ago)

are you chewing big red right now?

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 16:58 (nineteen years ago)

http://img110.imageshack.us/img110/4218/bigredsm3.jpg

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 16 February 2007 17:08 (nineteen years ago)

LOL otm i'm gonna go get some after work

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 17:11 (nineteen years ago)

they should make a new version of Big Red that just says "FUCK YOU" on the package.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 16 February 2007 17:12 (nineteen years ago)

no I think it needs #@!* instead, because the bleep in the movie is +hawhaws

― TOMB07 (trm), Friday, 16 February 2007 17:13 (nineteen years ago)

bleeps are never as funny when written. Well, BOXCAR! excepted.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 16 February 2007 17:13 (nineteen years ago)

I saw Europe on Valentines Day, they were great. Sang along to Carrie, Rock the Night, Cherokee, and The Final Countdown. Seriously, they are better than IKEA and ABBA.

-- jel -- (jel_bugl...) (webmail), February 16th, 2007 5:26 PM. (jel) (later) (link)

^^^^^^^ this dude had a better week than any of us

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 17:27 (nineteen years ago)

TRUE

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 16 February 2007 17:28 (nineteen years ago)

OTM, but I think he's underrating IKEA and ABBA.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 16 February 2007 17:28 (nineteen years ago)

This is true, it's one of those freshest-in-your-memories type of hyperboles that we all fall victim to occasionally.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 17:34 (nineteen years ago)

Dudes, I am so fucking tired of studying, its hilarious.

Fuck a contract, fuck consideration, fuck a duty owed by a possessor of land to an undiscovered trespasser, fuck Van Camp accounting, fuck the statement against interest exception to the hearsay rule, fuck adverse possession, fuck the Supreme Court, and fuck promissory estoppel.

Ugh. Alright. Back to studying.

― Cockfighting v. Drunkfighting II: In the Boxcar (BLAM), Friday, 16 February 2007 17:41 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.meno.ro/iwa/uploaded/tn_fc53_trainspotting_renton.gif

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 17:42 (nineteen years ago)

awww that sucks. fuck all that stuff but the Supreme Court!

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 16 February 2007 17:42 (nineteen years ago)

Have you checked the membership of the court recently? Fuck them. Sc@1ia can go to hell and take his waddle with him.

― Andrew Smith (BLAM), Friday, 16 February 2007 17:50 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah but I like the nu chief, seems more collegal than the old one. At least Sc@lia isn't chief, and he has personality, which is more than I can say for Sout3r

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 16 February 2007 17:53 (nineteen years ago)

Happy three-day weekend everyone (except for tombot--that sucks that you have to work but yay new jobbie prospect!).

I am home sick. It is either TB or bird flu. But hopefully it will be gone by Sunday so that I can do FAs in NoVa!

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 16 February 2007 18:01 (nineteen years ago)

xpost - just making sure the supreme court justices dont google into this thread, guys?

― 69 (pete), Friday, 16 February 2007 18:02 (nineteen years ago)

dude you can never be too careful! that Justice K3nn3dy is a media whore!

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 16 February 2007 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

I was wondering about that myself.

q, you probably have the flu :( If it is like what I have, it will come and go for a bit and you will have to live entirely on DayQuil & NyQuil for about a week.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

YES the coming-and-going bit is characteristic of this bug--MW had it off and on for over a week!

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 16 February 2007 18:04 (nineteen years ago)

And random symptoms too--like, first, I kept losing my voice. Then, I had FIRETHROAT for 3 days, but didn't too much lose my voice. Then it was coughing, which exacerbated FIRETHROAT. But now FIRETHROAT has left the building, been replaced by SINUSMONSTER. It's like, wtf, pick one symptom and stick to it.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

I am also still home sick with a cough & sinus headache. What can i do? :(

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Friday, 16 February 2007 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

ok, at least I know I'm not being a wuss by staying in all week.. i had a bad sore throat that sort of started to get better but now it's sinus headache & still somewhat of a sore throat. not real severe but annoying enough & makes me really tired..

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Friday, 16 February 2007 18:19 (nineteen years ago)

I am also still home sick with a cough & sinus headache. What can i do? :(

come drink w/us!

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 16 February 2007 18:26 (nineteen years ago)

^^^^^ my plan for good health!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 18:26 (nineteen years ago)

it's worked pretty well for me the last few months

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 16 February 2007 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

ZR and ally otm!

― a_p (a_p), Friday, 16 February 2007 18:33 (nineteen years ago)

i will be free at 6 to drink beers and see you cool people

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 16 February 2007 18:33 (nineteen years ago)

oh also i think $girl might show at some point if that's kool

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 16 February 2007 18:35 (nineteen years ago)

http://im.rediff.com/news/2004/mar/03diary.jpg

― a_p (a_p), Friday, 16 February 2007 18:36 (nineteen years ago)

i guess i'm out then ;_;

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 18:37 (nineteen years ago)

ok i am actually really impressed at the speed with which you found that

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 16 February 2007 18:38 (nineteen years ago)

yeah well he is a blogger

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 16 February 2007 18:38 (nineteen years ago)

why am i watching this stupid fucking joe rogan/carlos mencia thing? I HATE BOTH OF THESE MEN SO MUCH

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 16 February 2007 18:38 (nineteen years ago)

why am i getting so mad at gabbneb's stack of money on maria's thread

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 16 February 2007 18:39 (nineteen years ago)

I would kill myself, over watching something starring those two men

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 18:40 (nineteen years ago)

(xpost) because it really misses the point?

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 16 February 2007 18:41 (nineteen years ago)

dear MW

plz to read "KILLFILES HOW TO"

hearts,
ally

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 18:42 (nineteen years ago)

i mean anything that makes me respect joe rogan more makes me respect myself less

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 16 February 2007 18:42 (nineteen years ago)

dear ally,

i don't have firefox at work, and can't install it, but thanks.

beers and cat baseball,

sad mw ;_;

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 16 February 2007 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

dear MW,

that is the saddest story I've ever heard besides the Scott Norwood story ;_;

c u 4 beerz,
me!!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 18:44 (nineteen years ago)

I was too embarrassed to put Norwood on the alumni list of the "brag about your HS" thread ;_;

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 16 February 2007 18:47 (nineteen years ago)

Most tragic man who ever lived. ;_;

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 18:48 (nineteen years ago)

He returned to Northern Virginia, where he still lives today, in South Riding, and became a realtor. He is married, and has three children, Carly, Connor, and Cory. Norwood coaches Carly's soccer team.

Oh how the other soccer teams must heckle on penalty kicks.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 16 February 2007 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

I can't imagine a worse thing to have happen to you then going from being an NFL player in the Super Bowl to being a realtor in NoVa.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 18:59 (nineteen years ago)

i've been resisting starting a "WHY were you born" thread for two days now

― a_p (a_p), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:00 (nineteen years ago)

why have you resisted? great idea.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

because you'd get some fucking retarded answers to that question with some of these people.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:08 (nineteen years ago)

i mean it's a great question, and i ask it a lot personally, but i don't care to hear some of these people opine on it, because frankly there is no good answer to that question in some cases.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:08 (nineteen years ago)

so is the black cat the only decent venue in dc?

― chicago kevin cleaned a lot of plates in memphis (chicago kevin), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:26 (nineteen years ago)

it's like in some cases you could come up with a pretty entertaining meta answer or some kind of satirical twist on the anthropic principal but those jokes only work once and plus the people I'm thinking of who would have to resort to such flailing attempts at self-justification wouldn't be clever enough to do so and would probably just post "to test yr patience obv hur hur" thus KILLFILES

― TOMB07 (trm), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:27 (nineteen years ago)

kevin: no not really.

― TOMB07 (trm), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

rock and roll hotel, velvet lounge, red and the black, couple private house venues, warehouse next door all have good stuff sometimes

― 69 (pete), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

ok. thanks.

xpost- warehouse next door i think booked some punk/hardcore friends of mine?

― chicago kevin cleaned a lot of plates in memphis (chicago kevin), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:31 (nineteen years ago)

For guitar bands playing to 150-800 person crowds, Black Cat should be the #1 choice of any touring band coming through DC.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:32 (nineteen years ago)

i'm just looking to see where bands i'd want to see might play. i just entered my leave for my trip to nyc next month and realized i still have over 5 weeks of annual leave left so i want to burn through some. rather than go somewhere i've been recently or always go (bos/nyc/mem/sd) i thought i might try somewhere new.

― chicago kevin cleaned a lot of plates in memphis (chicago kevin), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

DUDE COME TO DC WE WILL HANG TOUGH

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

also brian otm

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

black lips/ponys are here in april, kevin tho i'm sure you've seen em a million times

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

yes come to DC, I will go to all of these black cats.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

there are a bunch of venues (mostly mentioned by 69) that are good for individual shows, Black Cat definitely has the densest/most reliable schedule. Also check Galaxy Hut (ESPECIALLY this sunday) and DC9.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:36 (nineteen years ago)

For guitar bands playing to 150-800 person crowds, Black Cat should be the #1 choice of any touring band coming through DC.

i can't remember the last time i was at a show with more than 300-350 people.

xpost- i'm trying to get to boston for the blips/ponys/turpentine brothers show! two of the ponys are friends of mine and my friend matt is on tour with them. they'll be back in chicago when i'm in nyc. are they playing dc on a weekend?

― chicago kevin cleaned a lot of plates in memphis (chicago kevin), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

what time y'all playin FA's on Sunday? I may be able to cab it UPTOWN UPTOWN to GH after Shakespeare crap.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

sorry not april i'm stupid
SAT MAR 24- THE PONYS, THE BLACK LIPS, PANTHERS $10 Adv/ $12 DOS mainstage 9:00

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.mcdonalds.co.jp/sales/new/megamac/images/mega.jpg

― TOMB07 (trm), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

A this point it's a built-in-crowd/staff/location issue, as a lineup that would draw 200 at the rock&roll hotel would draw 400 at the black cat.

I know this really has nothing to do with which venues you should check out, kevin, but I think it's interesting.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

Hey I will be back in town by March 24, you should come then!!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

uh i don't know, we're on 2nd so like 10:30 or so i wanna say?

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

dude totally come in for the blips ponys show

― 69 (pete), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

yeah srsly fun will be had like whoa. we are a good time.

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

I would go see a band called blips ponys

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

i'm going to nyc 3/29-4/2 (i took the 3rd off from work as well) so i doubt i'm going anywhere immediately before then. ought to be a great show though.

― chicago kevin cleaned a lot of plates in memphis (chicago kevin), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

-- Brian Miller (yourjobisyourcredi...), February 16th, 2007. (Brian Miller)

i only didnt mention galaxy hut because its not in DC - it is my total favorite place to play in the area, though. DC9 OTOH, is beat. ive never seen or played a great show there

― 69 (pete), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

yes we are fun, true.

also my thing on Sunday ends at 10! so i will listen to all these white people play music in arlington. yay!

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

also, it's our c.i.o.'s last day today and right now i'm eating a slice of cake roughly the size of a newborn baby.

― chicago kevin cleaned a lot of plates in memphis (chicago kevin), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.sensesofcinema.com/images/directors/02/22/brood.jpg

― 69 (pete), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

too soon yo

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

ignoring that little lovely interlude.jpg, guys i want to go to baltimore dinosaur harbor again.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

i will participate in all this baltimore excursions

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 16 February 2007 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

i haven't been to max's in like 1.5 years.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:00 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.stuffmagazine.com/articles/index.aspx?id=1752

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:02 (nineteen years ago)

OMG on phone with Pat R@berts0n's university to borrow book only they and one other library in the USA own this book i called them for the ha ha's--oh man, it was a gift to them from Oral Roberts University and why does they even have this book i don't know!

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:05 (nineteen years ago)

WTF brian

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:05 (nineteen years ago)

I'm just saying

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

also, I wasn't the one calling Pat R@berts0n's university.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

oh yes let's go to b'more--i promise not to drive us to Andrews Air Force Base this time!

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

their online catalog has bible quotes!

xpost--you ain't drivin this time, sugar mama

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

dude I am a better city driver and you know it, my love

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

Also: pls to not forget bringing the vogue, the WSJ, and the washingtonian to your dying wifey on her deathbed thx

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

hey I'm ok with going to the air force base too, either way. I mean, I'd PREFER Baltimore but either way it is an adventure, and either way I'm SURE I can find booze.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

not on the interstate though ms. talky talk talk

xpost thanx 4 reminder

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

guys there is a song playing on XM by "Tim Fite". If you ever come across anything by this person I strongly urge you to head quickly in the other direction.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

man i miss that blahtimore

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

if you guys are going to baltimore can you pause at some suburban stripmall game store and see if they have any of the shit from my wishlist used/cheap? thanks, I be at work, chillin, savin internet from lovefile.exe etc

― TOMB07 (trm), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

xpost actually Brian if I ever run into TIMFITE it is my destiny to do exactly the opposite of what you say

― TOMB07 (trm), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:21 (nineteen years ago)

I wasn't saying let's go to Baltimore right now ffs, I was thinking, in a week or two

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:21 (nineteen years ago)

yer loss, TOMBOT.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:22 (nineteen years ago)

i think i was lied to about the 3pm thing what with ppl still trolling around here.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:32 (nineteen years ago)

shit, I totally forgot about that! I think my NY boss already left for the weekend. I was wondering why he called me at 2:45 asking whether x and x and x were done?

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

There are still like a LOT of people here, is the thing (by a LOT I mean the majority of the people who could be bothered to show up at any point this week are still here, which is like 50% of the people who are supposed to be here, if this makes any sense)

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:37 (nineteen years ago)

http://sphynxnparrots.com/images/yodaball.JPG

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

dear cat: what are you doing?

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:39 (nineteen years ago)

is that cat missing its fur?! cos I'm not a fan of that.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:39 (nineteen years ago)

Are drinks at the hunting place tonight? I'll try and stop by after 7 (get out of here) if I can find a parking space.

― Matilda Wormwood (Mary ), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:46 (nineteen years ago)

yeah I am up for drinks at the hunting place!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:46 (nineteen years ago)

yes me too

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:47 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.nerdyshirts.com/uploads/english/images/products/letitbii-m-l.jpg

this is a shirt you can buy

― TOMB07 (trm), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

i r leaving worky

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:57 (nineteen years ago)

and getting drinky

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:58 (nineteen years ago)

that's the story of my life

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:58 (nineteen years ago)

in two hours

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:58 (nineteen years ago)

that's the difference between wrong and right

― a_p (a_p), Friday, 16 February 2007 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

I'm gonna go shopping first then can go to BH? ZR wanna go shopping?

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

what kind of shopping?

― a_p (a_p), Friday, 16 February 2007 21:01 (nineteen years ago)

where shopping?

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 16 February 2007 21:01 (nineteen years ago)

downtown, clothing shopping???

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 21:03 (nineteen years ago)

i was going to stop at Pete's Favorite Store

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 21:03 (nineteen years ago)

hm well i was gonna go visit meg @ second story first so i don't know - i'll just see you there, no worries. i'll get us a good/big table.

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 16 February 2007 21:04 (nineteen years ago)

ok cool!! will be there 5ish or so then, maybe more like 5:30

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 21:05 (nineteen years ago)

you guys pace yer drinking so to be there past 7. k?

― Matilda Wormwood (Mary ), Friday, 16 February 2007 21:06 (nineteen years ago)

Mary "be there past 7" wasn't really necessary :D

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 21:06 (nineteen years ago)

haha, cool:)

― Matilda Wormwood (Mary ), Friday, 16 February 2007 21:07 (nineteen years ago)

tho god knows i i will actually get out of here

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 21:09 (nineteen years ago)

ATTENTION BLOGGA:

world of bitters available here: https://www.surfasonline.com/productlines/195.cfm

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 16 February 2007 21:50 (nineteen years ago)

― a_p (a_p), Friday, 16 February 2007 21:55 (nineteen years ago)

SX: will you be attending tonight? I would like to discuss tantalizing business with you.

― Matilda Wormwood (Mary ), Friday, 16 February 2007 21:56 (nineteen years ago)

(xpost) fuckin' falernum?!? I will be the first on my block to collect all these bitters and more.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 16 February 2007 21:57 (nineteen years ago)

OK I have to leave at 6 otherwise I will not be safe. This internship blows, but at least I get to leave early. But every hour I don't do is an hour further away from the 120 I need to get my credit:(

― Matilda Wormwood (Mary ), Friday, 16 February 2007 22:09 (nineteen years ago)

Dear NYC

Nice job on the screens. We've had 'em for years. Way to go, hosers!

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/02/17/nyregion/17train.html

Love

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Saturday, 17 February 2007 13:46 (nineteen years ago)

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/02/17/nyregion/17train600.1.jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Saturday, 17 February 2007 13:47 (nineteen years ago)

Love that DC/NYC rivalry. But DC: do you have computerized Japan-style talking trains? Yes, NYC has these riches on the 4/5/6. And more now?

Did anyone find some Target cheap brown leather gloves with a faintly horsey aristocratic tinge?

I love Kyle Chandler.

http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/pv/Kyle%20Chandler-7.jpg

― Matilda Wormwood (Mary ), Saturday, 17 February 2007 15:13 (nineteen years ago)

I am totally loving the new outdoor Metro info screens:

http://wmata.com/about/met_news/story.cfm?ID=1154

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Saturday, 17 February 2007 15:39 (nineteen years ago)

oh that is awesome. I wonder when anywhere I go will actually get one

― TOMB07 (trm), Saturday, 17 February 2007 15:57 (nineteen years ago)

dudes wamata sucks

get one express train

― Matilda Wormwood (Mary ), Saturday, 17 February 2007 17:39 (nineteen years ago)

Tagline: There are only two things to do in this small town. One is watching TV . . .

Plot Synopsis: A loner (Johnson) drives into a small Texas town and gets himself a job at a used car dealership. He gets an idea for robbing a small local bank after he tries to open a new bank account at the same time a fire occurs nearby. The bank was left open while all of the employees went to fight the fire. The manipulative boss' wife (Madsen) wishes to use him for her own purposes - "I always get what I want, Harry". He resists, however, as he finds himself falling in love with the accountant (Connelly) at work, who has her own problem to work out.

thanks amazon

― TOMB07 (trm), Saturday, 17 February 2007 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

I make all of my amazon purchase on the basis of whether or not the word "cleavage" is in the keywords

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Saturday, 17 February 2007 21:58 (nineteen years ago)

I always did! It's great!

― The RealJTMod (Real JT Mod of Team Courage), Saturday, 17 February 2007 22:02 (nineteen years ago)

LIVED HERE MY WHOLE LIFE

― Kerosene Dan (dan perry), Saturday, 17 February 2007 23:56 (nineteen years ago)

Do I even want to know who sent me the text the other night? Because it seems unlikely that it was actually Ally?

― Laurel (Laurel), Sunday, 18 February 2007 00:26 (nineteen years ago)

I just remembered a dream I had: I said I would fill in for the Fake Accents on bass because otherwise they could not play their big show. But they were supposed to teach me how to play bass before hand and they never got around to it. Then I went to the soundcheck and I still didn't know how to play bass.

― Matilda Wormwood (Mary ), Sunday, 18 February 2007 02:21 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha hi dere i got banned from noize board and i dont know why. I HAVE ARRIVED. but i am pleasantly drunkened due to nice dinner party with lovely friends so i thiought i would come say hi to my dc friends.

― Matt Cibula (Formerly, the Haikunym), Sunday, 18 February 2007 02:25 (nineteen years ago)

speaking of txts, what happened to caldwell?

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― chicago kevin cleaned a lot of plates in memphis (chicago kevin), Sunday, 18 February 2007 02:42 (nineteen years ago)

mary you should join our band we need that energy

― ZR (teenagequiet), Sunday, 18 February 2007 07:21 (nineteen years ago)

the accountant (Connelly)

TECHNICAL SKILLS AND EXPRESSIVE EYEBROWS

― 69 (pete), Sunday, 18 February 2007 08:54 (nineteen years ago)

so yesterday I noticed bags of "Toad-Ally ChocZels" in one of the vending machines on the eighth floor and have decided that is for sure the dumbest weirdest shit that has happened in at least a few days.

― TOMB07 (trm), Sunday, 18 February 2007 15:45 (nineteen years ago)

what do they taste like???

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Sunday, 18 February 2007 15:51 (nineteen years ago)

the fuck I'm going to blow my hard-earned money on off-brand vending machine chocolate pretzels. you can goole it, there's a review on some site called "taquitos.net"

― TOMB07 (trm), Sunday, 18 February 2007 15:56 (nineteen years ago)

On Tuesday, in celebration of President's Day, I will select something from my vending machine equally weird and gross, and, in solidarity, we will consume the products and then submit the reviews to this internets thread for hilarity and comic relief.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Sunday, 18 February 2007 16:24 (nineteen years ago)

how about I not eat the fucking pretzels at all but write a review anyway, like I work for Rolling Stone or something

― TOMB07 (trm), Sunday, 18 February 2007 16:44 (nineteen years ago)

put it this way: i'll never if you really eat the pretzels or not

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Sunday, 18 February 2007 17:24 (nineteen years ago)

never know that is to say

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Sunday, 18 February 2007 17:24 (nineteen years ago)

you're not making any sense at all

― TOMB07 (trm), Sunday, 18 February 2007 17:45 (nineteen years ago)

ok wtf snow again all over this bitch, like outta nowhere.
cats playing baseball and hot toddies time again?

― TOMB07 (trm), Sunday, 18 February 2007 21:22 (nineteen years ago)

it just stopped snowing up here.

also i think i died of alcohol poisoning last night.

― a_p (a_p), Sunday, 18 February 2007 21:24 (nineteen years ago)

also my neighbors set a new record in assholishness by pounding on the wall at like 10:30 wtf. on a saturday night fer chrissakes.

― a_p (a_p), Sunday, 18 February 2007 21:26 (nineteen years ago)

your building is for assholes

― TOMB07 (trm), Sunday, 18 February 2007 21:28 (nineteen years ago)

so is my apartment!!

currently tripping my way thru boxes of dayquil and sudafed in hopes of drying out sinuses so much that they never, ever act like such a stupid bitch again. EVER.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Sunday, 18 February 2007 21:33 (nineteen years ago)

klg/dar1a/mary: want to go to gtown on an upcoming thurs to cram into fresh and scam a bunch of free champagne and food while we shop???

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Sunday, 18 February 2007 21:34 (nineteen years ago)

YES that is an excellent idea. Not that unemployment is no longer impending I am very much in a shopping kind of mood!

― quincie (quincie), Sunday, 18 February 2007 22:18 (nineteen years ago)

Also: hi everybodies, I am sorry I missed the happy hour crew at BH. Also sorry that I will miss Mary's debut with the FA's tonight, as I am still under the weather. I do, however, hope to get an excellent night's sleep, which will put me in good stead to do something tomorrow--a movie, perhaps? Lunch? Dinner? Holler yo.

― quincie (quincie), Sunday, 18 February 2007 22:20 (nineteen years ago)

WTF @ snowpocalypse out thurr

― 69 (pete), Sunday, 18 February 2007 22:53 (nineteen years ago)

AHHHHHHH IT"S A WHITEOUT OMG**WTFING OH SHIT CANT SEE OUT WINDOWS AIIIIIEEEEE

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Sunday, 18 February 2007 22:53 (nineteen years ago)

HAHAH XPOST WE"RE ALL GONNA DIE

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Sunday, 18 February 2007 22:53 (nineteen years ago)

stay home, drink lychee martinis.

― Ed (dali), Sunday, 18 February 2007 22:54 (nineteen years ago)

god fuckin damn dude

xpost nah we have a show tonight!!!

― 69 (pete), Sunday, 18 February 2007 22:55 (nineteen years ago)

OK I"M GOING TO GET BUTTER AND OJ GUYS @ THE GIANT. IF I DON'T MAKE IT BACK PLEASE TAKE CARE OF KLG

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Sunday, 18 February 2007 22:55 (nineteen years ago)

I would do Fresh champagne but I work Thursdays 5-9:( I would do President's Day activities but I have to study for comps:( I would do FA at GA but the snow the snow:(

What I can do: this Friday Black Cat Depche Mode Show Me the World in Your Eyes Dance Party for a mere $10 fee. Alex I am counting on you. And Ally and Tom? And...?

― Matilda Wormwood (Mary ), Sunday, 18 February 2007 23:51 (nineteen years ago)

i'm glad i got home before it really started snowing. 395 into the city is full of crazy drivers in good weather

re: thursday, yes to shopping, i have never been to fresh - what is it? business owners should think about google search & the wisdom of using these very common one word names

speaking of shopping, teh club monaco has what remains of winter clothes at super sale, i got this awesome dark grey satin skirt for $29 (it was $129).

depeche mode! i like depeche mode..

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Monday, 19 February 2007 00:05 (nineteen years ago)

I will go to Depeche Mode, and will brave all of these snowpocolypses tonight!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 19 February 2007 00:12 (nineteen years ago)

re: Fresh, it is a tiny little boutique around the corner from Lucky jeans. They are currently having this insane "3 items for $75, accessories for $10" sale to clear out their old inventory as they are getting entirely new stock in two weeks?! Scored a buncha sweaters and a giant burgundy bag.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 19 February 2007 00:14 (nineteen years ago)

Then I went to Kiehl's and undid all of my savings.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 19 February 2007 00:14 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, I have been in there I think, it's in like a rowhouse on a residential street? they had nice things but not my style, i thought

i have mtv2 on in the other room and it's the hip hop countdown show on.. lil wayne and birdman: WTF? really, WTF? i usually only listen to whatever gets played on pgc or kys and they don't get played much and of course you never see how goofy people look on the radio

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Monday, 19 February 2007 00:38 (nineteen years ago)

There was a lot of "not my style" there too, a lot of digging was necessary but I think virtually everything in gtown now besides CM is "not my style" lately. But yeah, the rowhouse thing!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 19 February 2007 00:51 (nineteen years ago)

I've only been there once--they had some cheap&chunky jewelry that I thought looked promising, but I felt I needed a second opinion and thus left with nothing :(

I vowed to accessorize in 2007. And to wear skirts. Not much progress on either front, and it is already almost March!

― quincie (quincie), Monday, 19 February 2007 02:42 (nineteen years ago)

OK that's the place. It's like.. I don't really need to spend more money on clothes anyhow, but all these empire waist babydoll tops and dresses.. I can't wear this stuff, I have a large frame and I'm too tall, the proportions are all wrong, plus none of it is simple, they have to have some trim or buttons or bows or a print, and I don't like that. grr. I stopped in target today to pick up some stuff for the house & check the proenza schouler for target line, they have a really beautiful black and navy silk dress but the cut was all wrong for me, I didn't buy anything.

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Monday, 19 February 2007 03:27 (nineteen years ago)

ARGH I WANT TO GO TO THE DEPECHE MODE THING BUT I HAVE AN OPERA ;_;

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Monday, 19 February 2007 03:28 (nineteen years ago)

Kisses Dan. I was heartily disappointed by the PS offering at Target. I've been all over their previous designer collaborations but this one left me cold. Target, why you break heart?

― Matilda Wormwood (Mary ), Monday, 19 February 2007 03:34 (nineteen years ago)

Q, this year it's mostly been butt-ass cold outside! Not the time to wear skirts..

OK I just bought a LIARS tshirt off their website, it rules. yay.

and Q I found you the perfect accessory WEAR IT EVERY DAY

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Monday, 19 February 2007 03:35 (nineteen years ago)

"Why Buy a Chemical glow necklace that last only a few hours when this will last you a life time"

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Monday, 19 February 2007 03:36 (nineteen years ago)

ebay, you are a treat.
the day the world turned day-glo

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Monday, 19 February 2007 03:39 (nineteen years ago)

Fucking cabdrivers fuck fuck fuck. Also fucking jazz Shakespeare fucking fuck fuck went over until like past 10:30 and fucking taxivan picked up more people and started driving them other places, WTF? I was first in the cab, but somehow Georgetown students are more important? Sorry FA's!

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 19 February 2007 04:24 (nineteen years ago)

ANYONE ELSE AT ALL AT WORK? TBOT? ANYONE?

ANYONE?

― 69 (pete), Monday, 19 February 2007 15:40 (nineteen years ago)

come on please someone

― 69 (pete), Monday, 19 February 2007 16:03 (nineteen years ago)

alex SAID he was working today

― 69 (pete), Monday, 19 February 2007 16:03 (nineteen years ago)

hello pete!

― 69 (pete), Monday, 19 February 2007 16:03 (nineteen years ago)

HEY!

― 69 (pete), Monday, 19 February 2007 16:03 (nineteen years ago)

I am... not at work! Sucker.

I am going to 2amy's for lunch. SHAZAAM!

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Monday, 19 February 2007 16:08 (nineteen years ago)

dude double eff you

― 69 (pete), Monday, 19 February 2007 16:12 (nineteen years ago)

whatevs, I can't make my face into a mandatory holiday.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Monday, 19 February 2007 16:15 (nineteen years ago)

i cant even imagine what that means!

― 69 (pete), Monday, 19 February 2007 16:16 (nineteen years ago)

Also I would like to use this holiday to recognize the presidency's greatest mutton chops (to date):

http://www.americaslibrary.gov/assets/aa/buren/aa_buren_subj_m.jpg

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Monday, 19 February 2007 16:17 (nineteen years ago)

I would like to praise the chineese, their new year and their lychee martinis.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/174/394418299_636177decd.jpg?v=0

― Ed (dali), Monday, 19 February 2007 16:28 (nineteen years ago)

Also, their fried garlic crabs.

― Ed (dali), Monday, 19 February 2007 16:29 (nineteen years ago)

Pete you're at work? That sucks! How was the show?

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 19 February 2007 16:42 (nineteen years ago)

it was great by all accounts - i felt a little sloppy, but a lot of people thought it was really great.

in any case, it was so fun...

― 69 (pete), Monday, 19 February 2007 16:44 (nineteen years ago)

sorry i missed it!

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 19 February 2007 16:53 (nineteen years ago)

I guess I decided I don't give a shit about work today, I don't know if I was expected to show up or not but nobody called me so I guess the answer is no. Anyway I'm @ home whoever wants to come over and play nintendo and shit is welcome but you have to bring me a piece of cinnamon coffee cake as tribute otherwise I will beat you into an assisted living facility in Wii Sports Boxing

― TOMB07 (trm), Monday, 19 February 2007 17:52 (nineteen years ago)

I don't have work today.. although I am doing some work from home right now, to catch up after I was out sick half of last week

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Monday, 19 February 2007 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

so I don't know who "Th0mas T4rn0wski" is but he just had some pretty nice new Puma sneakers delivered to my house today, and they fit!

― TOMB07 (trm), Monday, 19 February 2007 18:54 (nineteen years ago)

am I a bastard for just opening some random package (from HONG KONG no less) that doesn't have my name on it but got dropped off at my doorstep because, hey, my doorstep is the address on the box?

― TOMB07 (trm), Monday, 19 February 2007 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

I mean we get mail for the old tenants all the time and this person is neither of them, I have no clue why he would send me some shoes he probably paid for

― TOMB07 (trm), Monday, 19 February 2007 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

but they fit, plus I sent some new contact lenses to somebody in the chalfonte a couple of weeks ago, so hey, shit happens.

― TOMB07 (trm), Monday, 19 February 2007 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

hey guys

― a_p (a_p), Monday, 19 February 2007 19:17 (nineteen years ago)

hi dere

we need a new DC thread, this thing has 4500 replies

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Monday, 19 February 2007 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

no, this is the sandbox, all the rules are off

― a_p (a_p), Monday, 19 February 2007 19:32 (nineteen years ago)

hello all. I am "working" just a bit; mark is on the couch feeling poorly (AGAIN) and playing Ms. Packman.

Millars, we would very much like to come over/hang/imbibe/box sometime. Neither of us has yet experienced this "Wii" thing you have.

― quincie (quincie), Monday, 19 February 2007 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

guys toothbrushes are AWESOME

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 19 February 2007 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

guys toothbrushes are AWESOME

-- Allyzay ~~heard you got beat up in a club~~ just smoked some hash. ([email protected]), February 19th, 2007. (Allyzay Eisenschefter)

FIXED :D

― ZR (teenagequiet), Monday, 19 February 2007 21:04 (nineteen years ago)

someday, maybe, i hope to trying sleeping again. i remember it being pretty fun.

― a_p (a_p), Monday, 19 February 2007 21:05 (nineteen years ago)

btw fake accents you are v rocking

― a_p (a_p), Monday, 19 February 2007 21:06 (nineteen years ago)

Wait is there not going to be some explanatory follow-up from Ally?

― quincie (quincie), Monday, 19 February 2007 21:20 (nineteen years ago)

guys showers are AWESOME

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 19 February 2007 21:25 (nineteen years ago)

I gotta stop going on benders

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 19 February 2007 21:28 (nineteen years ago)

never learn not to drink yourself into a stupor every goddamn night

― a_p (a_p), Monday, 19 February 2007 21:28 (nineteen years ago)

it's unhealthy to always pretend i am steve mcqueen is the thing.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 19 February 2007 21:30 (nineteen years ago)

for a LOT of reasons, not just the "crushed chest feeling" thing.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 19 February 2007 21:31 (nineteen years ago)

i will take one of these "showers," report back as to the validity of ally's claim later

― ZR (teenagequiet), Monday, 19 February 2007 21:35 (nineteen years ago)

i will take a "nap"

― a_p (a_p), Monday, 19 February 2007 21:36 (nineteen years ago)

however this: I gotta stop going on benders

has been demonstrated to be false by no lesser an authority than science

― ZR (teenagequiet), Monday, 19 February 2007 21:37 (nineteen years ago)

btw alex ally & tombot you are all very broish for coming last night

― ZR (teenagequiet), Monday, 19 February 2007 21:37 (nineteen years ago)

guys naps are AWESOME

btw zr u and ur band are v awesome!! I meant to buy a shirt last night but forgot while I was drinking myself to death ;_;

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 19 February 2007 21:39 (nineteen years ago)

this nap is so fucking sweet

― a_p (a_p), Monday, 19 February 2007 21:43 (nineteen years ago)

christ alex you could've warned me at any point this afternoon that wankette is now lesbian + photoshop porn today.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 19 February 2007 21:44 (nineteen years ago)

i'm going back to the safety of schefterblog

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 19 February 2007 21:45 (nineteen years ago)

bleckkkkkkkkkkkshhhhhhhhfffftttttt

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 19 February 2007 21:49 (nineteen years ago)

xpost blocking disturbing thoughts about your life with soothing thoughts of the internet?

― 69 (pete), Monday, 19 February 2007 21:49 (nineteen years ago)

lolololololololol pete and alex yr attention please: http://www.ambrel.net/2007/0217-garutachi/slides/IMG_7204_polaroid.html

― ZR (teenagequiet), Monday, 19 February 2007 21:50 (nineteen years ago)

also pete stack waddy's on the way bro

― ZR (teenagequiet), Monday, 19 February 2007 21:51 (nineteen years ago)

WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA HOW AHOWHOW AHOW HOW HAOWH OA HWOHA OWHOAWHOAHWOAHOHWOAHWHOAHWOHAOHWOHAOHW

― 69 (pete), Monday, 19 February 2007 21:51 (nineteen years ago)

(wrt stack waddy of course)

― 69 (pete), Monday, 19 February 2007 21:51 (nineteen years ago)

"What do you all think? I also notice there were lots of pearls with purple and pink tones to them... Thoughts??"

8[ march just keeps getting worse

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 00:12 (nineteen years ago)

We drove down from New York City
Where the girls are pretty but they just want to know your name

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 05:29 (nineteen years ago)

driving in to darlington city, got a union connection with an uncle of wayne's

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 05:31 (nineteen years ago)

ally let's get tattoos this weekend

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 05:34 (nineteen years ago)

ok i'm in :D

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 05:38 (nineteen years ago)

i've wanted to get the periodic table of elements on my back for years.

― chicago kevin cleaned a lot of plates in memphis (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 05:44 (nineteen years ago)

sleeves or fuckin bust dude

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 05:45 (nineteen years ago)

wait, sorry, that was unnecessary.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 05:47 (nineteen years ago)

this place sucks

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 05:50 (nineteen years ago)

wait even tho i'm drunk i think i'm serious

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 05:51 (nineteen years ago)

tattoos this weekend, let's do it

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 05:54 (nineteen years ago)

http://209.235.210.197/BCOdraw/britney_crisis.jpg

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 05:55 (nineteen years ago)

http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/5169/zepqz1.jpg

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 14:39 (nineteen years ago)

(I can't take credit for the zep dawkins)

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 14:40 (nineteen years ago)

tuesday, fuck.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 14:45 (nineteen years ago)

otm

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 14:46 (nineteen years ago)

alex thx for the awesome Richard III suggestion. It was the b-o-m-b.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 14:48 (nineteen years ago)

wait the zep dawkins!!!!!!!!

also i'm not kidding re: tattoos tho i would have to decide where to put one since my mom would thoroughly kill me if i showed up at my sister's wedding with something on my arm.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 14:49 (nineteen years ago)

that's what your forehead is for ally.

― chicago kevin cleaned a lot of plates in memphis (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 14:51 (nineteen years ago)

i do have bangs, i could hide it

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

ok wtf with people calling on 2/20 to cancel an ad in the 2/23 edition. IT'S A HUGE GLOSSY MAGAZINE, IT DOESN'T GO TO PRINT ON THE 23RD YOU IDIOTS.

arrgh god why did i come to work today

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 15:06 (nineteen years ago)

dudes we should have a group trip to go see Refract, Reflect, Project: Light Works from the CollectionRefract, Reflect, Project: Light Works from the Collection at the Hirshhorn - it is a pretty good light show and they have one of my favorite pieces of art of all time installed, James Turrell's Milk Run:

http://www.kunst.uni-stuttgart.de/seminar/turrell_groll/wedgework/milk_run2_gross.jpg

(pic really does not do it justice)

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 15:15 (nineteen years ago)

and they have the totally awesome Douglas Gordon piece Play Dead installed:

http://images.villagevoice.com/issues/0313/saltz.jpg

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 15:17 (nineteen years ago)

dude i am totally down (psletsdodrugsfirst)

― 69 (pete), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 15:18 (nineteen years ago)

I've been wanting to check out that Jasper Johns exhibit, as well.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 15:19 (nineteen years ago)

whoa i will totally go to that

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 15:19 (nineteen years ago)

AND Robert Lazzarini's Payphone, which really has to be seen to be believed:

http://www.pierogi2000.com/graphics/lazzarinipayphone1.jpg

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 15:19 (nineteen years ago)

yeah Brian can you explain that or should i just google it. I saw a picture of that somewhere else and i was all WTF

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 15:21 (nineteen years ago)

that art has melted my brain.

that art and all the beer i drank last night.

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 15:22 (nineteen years ago)

(xpost) if you're going to do drugs before a show, I'd suggest the way freaky Joseph Cornell at the SAAM/NPG.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 15:22 (nineteen years ago)

really? i would think lights would be better for drugs than little freaky boxes

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 15:23 (nineteen years ago)

WAHT IS THAT DRILLING. WHO IS DRILLING. THERE IS NO REASON TO BE DRILLING IN MY BUILDING, POSSIBLY NEXT DOOR(?), FROM 9 AM UNTIL 10:30.

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 15:24 (nineteen years ago)

MrQ, Lazzarini specializes in 3D transformations - in this case, a pay phone that's modeled on a real life one but completely recreated in a warped way where everything fits this new set of perspective rules in a completely insane way - even the looping metal cord warps based on its orientation. It's more of a parlor trick than GREAT ART but it completely alters your sensory perceptions so hey.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 15:24 (nineteen years ago)

really that is a quibbling of small differences, MW

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 15:25 (nineteen years ago)

just sayin'. not a big fan of Cornell, so perhaps that is colorin' my perception.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 15:26 (nineteen years ago)

the lights would be better for visual sensation, the boxes for paranoia and WTF.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 15:26 (nineteen years ago)

also I used to hate Cornell but this is a very strong show!

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 15:27 (nineteen years ago)

your "g" key is broken!!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 15:27 (nineteen years ago)

hmm, maybe that SAAM 3rd floor rotating gallery will be an artistic reputation rehab center - it's already totally turned me around on Cornell and Wegman.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 15:28 (nineteen years ago)

wagemann???

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 15:29 (nineteen years ago)

the doggy guy

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 15:29 (nineteen years ago)

LOL @ wagemann exhibit

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 15:33 (nineteen years ago)

lololololol oh god the guy they brought in to take all of the major accounts (ie a new position invented purely to give duder a job, i think) just quit

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 15:40 (nineteen years ago)

FUCK LOL IN 2 WEEKS I WILL BE LITERALLY DOING EVERYTHING HERE I'M GOING TO GO IN THE RESTROOM AND CRY FOR A WHILE NOW, BRB

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 15:40 (nineteen years ago)

;_;

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 15:45 (nineteen years ago)

ok when i get my back pay from NOVEMBER THRU NOW finally i will quit i'm supposed to get that soon

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 15:55 (nineteen years ago)

that sux hard, ally.

Today, the synths on Wham!'s "Everything She Wants" are my favorite sounds ever.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 16:12 (nineteen years ago)

http://tamw.atari-users.net/dx7.jpg

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 16:14 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1163920442-1162644506184.jpg

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 16:15 (nineteen years ago)

ohhhhh astro kitty! ally that sucks balls.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 16:16 (nineteen years ago)

man i almost bought an odyssey once, i shoulda

ally that is fucking horrible i am sorry dude. can we make wii characters for yr coworkers and then have you box them bloody?

― ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 16:17 (nineteen years ago)

can we get drunk first

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 16:17 (nineteen years ago)

like even more so than normal

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 16:18 (nineteen years ago)

I'll go to that museum field trip. Also, I'm seeing Rich3 this Sunday. What should I expect?

― Matilda Wormwood (Mary ), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 16:18 (nineteen years ago)

these microphones are making me nervous

http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/imgad?

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 16:18 (nineteen years ago)

well.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 16:18 (nineteen years ago)

xxxpost ill play as your coworkers!

― 69 (pete), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 16:19 (nineteen years ago)

I haven't seen the play yet just the movie w/Oliver.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 16:19 (nineteen years ago)

why didn't i just go to chef school like i wanted to

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 16:20 (nineteen years ago)

like even more so than normal

so ACTUALLY comatose, then? for the good of the team, i'm in.

― ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 16:20 (nineteen years ago)

xp - also it is not too late to go to chef school!

― ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 16:20 (nineteen years ago)

there is still time to get drunk and go to chef school

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 16:20 (nineteen years ago)

song title!

― ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 16:21 (nineteen years ago)

maybe i should just buy the hat, seems cheaper
http://www.virginkeywest.com/traditional%20hat.jpg

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 16:21 (nineteen years ago)

can we get drunk first

-- Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (garance8...), February 20th, 2007 4:17 PM. (Allyzay Eisenschefter) (later) (link)

like even more so than normal

-- Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (garance8...), February 20th, 2007 4:18 PM. (Allyzay Eisenschefter) (later) (link)

http://www.nlm.nih.gov/hmd/breath/Faces_asthma/past_images/VIIA36.gif
"I think that's the record."

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 16:22 (nineteen years ago)

someone asked my little brother when he was like 8 what he wanted to be when he grew up and his response was, "a world-class baker."

he later admitted that he didn't know what a baker was.

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 16:23 (nineteen years ago)

ok that's really cute

my little sister used to want to be a nun, which was fucking weird considering our family never, ever went to church.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 16:24 (nineteen years ago)

we should get that guy on ILX

― 69 (pete), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 16:25 (nineteen years ago)

does pete mean dylan thomas or my little brother

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 16:25 (nineteen years ago)

What's that smell?

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 16:26 (nineteen years ago)

a child's christmas in hell

― Zombie Dylan Thomas (a_p), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 16:29 (nineteen years ago)

...Miami style

― dead sexy david caruso (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 16:30 (nineteen years ago)

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOW

― 69 (pete), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 16:31 (nineteen years ago)

ok that just successfully all cheered me up, thanks guys!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 16:31 (nineteen years ago)

screw you zombie dog, i'm the real dead dylan thomas. you're just an impostor! all others who come after me will tremble at my sight! begone, crooked worm!

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 16:32 (nineteen years ago)

arrrrrghh blasted xpost!

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 16:32 (nineteen years ago)

^^^ nerd alert!

― ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 16:35 (nineteen years ago)

that reads more like an alex in nyc impression, mark.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 16:36 (nineteen years ago)

HE DIED

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 16:37 (nineteen years ago)

who you callin' mark?

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 16:37 (nineteen years ago)

Those hats cost <£5 and work great as a Tam.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 16:38 (nineteen years ago)

that reads more like an alex in nyc impression, ~~mark.~~dead dylan thomas.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 16:39 (nineteen years ago)

well things were much better under those apple trees of yore, where everything was green and golden

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 16:44 (nineteen years ago)

If you're dylan thomas then everything should be grey damp and alliterative.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 16:45 (nineteen years ago)

pete this hi-nrg mix I am working on is going to be so awesome and gay.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 16:48 (nineteen years ago)

the electric six are back in town next month, i go see them again!! :D

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 16:54 (nineteen years ago)

Up the street, in the divey dinge of the Raven, ZR, besotted by papusa and PBR, tied to trivial teammates, tires of dancing here all by himself. On starless and bible-black nights he locks the doors, where no one else can see.

― Madylan Thomas (a_p), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 16:56 (nineteen years ago)

ok that's hilarious

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 16:57 (nineteen years ago)

also, otm

― ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 16:59 (nineteen years ago)

My old headmaster, this guy used to do under milkwood recitations as a party piece (also knocked 'em in the old kent road, other music hall favourites as well as getting the whole school singing the great choruses from italian opera).

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:01 (nineteen years ago)

pete this hi-nrg mix I am working on is going to be so awesome and gay.

-- Brian Miller (yourjobisyourcredi...), February 20th, 2007. (Brian Miller)

WOOOOO

― 69 (pete), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:05 (nineteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/176/396619790_87ace6d8f5_o.png

― TOMB07 (trm), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:13 (nineteen years ago)

otm!

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:15 (nineteen years ago)

YES I AGREE

― Lucretia My Reflection (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:15 (nineteen years ago)

oh dude fuck you for putting that song in my head!!!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:17 (nineteen years ago)

that is pretty much how I try to live my life

― TOMB07 (trm), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:18 (nineteen years ago)

more like THANK YOU (xpost)

― Lucretia My Reflection (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:18 (nineteen years ago)

has anybody ever written a song called "dude, fuck you for putting that song in my head?"

― TOMB07 (trm), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:19 (nineteen years ago)

excellent!

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:19 (nineteen years ago)

xxpost OK, that screen name is just disturbing me.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:19 (nineteen years ago)

which one?

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:20 (nineteen years ago)

Brian's

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:20 (nineteen years ago)

sorry, i'll change it, ed

― Allyzay (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:20 (nineteen years ago)

goddamn xposts

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:20 (nineteen years ago)

screw you guys I'm going to lunch.

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:23 (nineteen years ago)

STOP BEING SUCH A GOTH

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:24 (nineteen years ago)

Brian/anybody,

Where do you go to eat with your dad when he is in town on business and wants to have dinner, somewhere presumably downtownish, metro-accessible, and all that, and nobody cares what kind of food, but I personally have had a hankering for a slab of fried fish fillet and or a plain old big fat tasty cheeseburger for about a month (and have, for no good reason really, not satisfied said cravings at home, despite knowing full well how to do so, cf. aforementioned chorizo-in-a-blanket non-conundrum conundrum)

― TOMB07 (trm), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:25 (nineteen years ago)

ugh ok if you're going to eat that kind of food do i have to come??

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:25 (nineteen years ago)

a slab of fried fish fillet and or a plain old big fat tasty cheeseburger

wait ally you have a problem with this? it's pretty much what i want right now.

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:27 (nineteen years ago)

i hope zr's girlfriend brings me a cheeseburger.

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:28 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.mcdonalds.es/images/destacadohazclik.jpg

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:28 (nineteen years ago)

a slab of fried fish fillet and or a plain old big fat tasty cheeseburger
wait ally you have a problem with this? it's pretty much what i want right now.

this is pretty much what i want always.

― chicago kevin cleaned a lot of plates in memphis (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:29 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.mcdonalds.es/images/destacadohazclik.jpg
oh noes! they be stealin my click!

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:29 (nineteen years ago)

the only thing that could ween me from bacon for breakfast would be a big greasy cheeseburger for breakfast every morning. until my inevitable massive fatal coronary at 38.

― chicago kevin cleaned a lot of plates in memphis (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

i hope zr's girlfriend brings me a cheeseburger.
-- a_p (a|e...), February 20th, 2007.

SCOUNDREL!

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:31 (nineteen years ago)

i don't have a problem with it in general, just today or maybe the past couple of days. i haven't been able to eat lately very much.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:32 (nineteen years ago)

also wtf is that mcclick thing??

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:32 (nineteen years ago)

[REDACTED DCILX LADY FRIEND] to me

hi alex --

your address, please.

does 1:30ish work?

-[RDILXLF]

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:33 (nineteen years ago)

SCANDAL A BREWIN

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:35 (nineteen years ago)

http://weyionline.com/uploadedImages/Shared/Shows/Days_Of_Our_Lives_Logo.jpg?w=250

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:35 (nineteen years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00000086X.01._SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg

― chicago kevin cleaned a lot of plates in memphis (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:36 (nineteen years ago)

burger king figured out how to wean me off my seemingly relentless fascination with bacon cheeseburgers by relentlessly advertising their BK Stacker on teevee with sordid pictures of meat on cheese on meat on meat on cheese on meat on meat on cheese on bread and then a bunch of little people in hard hats making crap jokes, plus that awful voiceover guy being all cowboy truckdriver about the fact there's no vegetables or other fixin's on the thing, color me impressed, right. seems like Crispin Porter + Bogusky might have run a little dry.

― TOMB07 (trm), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:37 (nineteen years ago)

AIIEIIIEEEE EURORAHORRA

http://www.mcdonalds.es/menus/images/euroahorro.jpg

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:37 (nineteen years ago)

I like relentless today, it's a good word

― TOMB07 (trm), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:38 (nineteen years ago)

also the bk thing not as good as that crazy wendy's cheese + jalepenos + 83 hamburger patties thing anyway

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:38 (nineteen years ago)

when my dad was in town w/friends of his.. we went to clyde's, but it was restaurant week so nowhere good was even an option

i don't think i've ever had a bacon cheeseburger. i should try one

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:38 (nineteen years ago)

i don't associate bk with food so their adverts don't really affect me.

― chicago kevin cleaned a lot of plates in memphis (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:38 (nineteen years ago)

AP IS USURPER OF ZR'S THRONES! USURPER!

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:39 (nineteen years ago)

brian that mix sounds awesome, i should try one

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:41 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha mw

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:41 (nineteen years ago)

Was ever a dirtbike ladyfriend in this humour woo'd?

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:49 (nineteen years ago)

Was she ever won? Dude, also: you're gonna have to get some new clothes. She likes you better than you like yourself!

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:51 (nineteen years ago)

man she ain't never made me lunch ;_;

― ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:59 (nineteen years ago)

lol @ dc/nyc rivalry

― Del Monte Young (ex machina), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 18:01 (nineteen years ago)

dear jon williams:

what does that mean.

love,
ally

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 18:02 (nineteen years ago)

MW URGENT AND KEY: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLongUBPm5Y

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 18:02 (nineteen years ago)

HOLY FUCK AP!!! HE LOOKS BRILLIANT. That is messed up. I will watch tonight when I can actually hear it--no speakers at work.

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 18:06 (nineteen years ago)

No need to change it, especially seeing as today appears to be act like a bad observational comic day.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 18:07 (nineteen years ago)

excellent, clip, i have it on 7" but I've never seen the on screen version.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

hay guys i just found this: http://eclectech.co.uk/b3ta/catbirdblueeye.jpg

― ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 18:15 (nineteen years ago)

jesus christ DON'T DO THAT!

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 18:15 (nineteen years ago)

i can turn my bird into a cat

― ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

and make that catbird fart into a hat

― TOMB07 (trm), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

UH alex otm

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

you can turn a bass into a strat
and plug the stratbass into a proco rat

doot da doo

― TOMB07 (trm), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 18:30 (nineteen years ago)

zr i'm stealing that from you

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 18:31 (nineteen years ago)

ally it looks like adam schefter beat you to it

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 18:34 (nineteen years ago)

TBOT, I'd suggest maybe Old Ebbitt Grill? I also like the cheeseburgers and fried fishes very much at Circle Bistro, but they may only be on the bar menu. Other possibilities to be Clyde's (as mentioned by dar1a, btw Clyde's owns Old Ebbitt), Cafe Saint-Ex, or I bet Oceanaire or M&S would work. Palena's front room cafe has the most amazing burger but I can't predict fried fish.

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 18:34 (nineteen years ago)

FUCK THAT GUY I HATE HIM

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 18:34 (nineteen years ago)

NEW TIMES NEW VIKING RECORD ARRIVES!

― 69 (pete), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 18:35 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha is 15 songs and 28 minutes long and awesome

― 69 (pete), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 18:49 (nineteen years ago)

BRIAN WHAT ABOUT MY FINE DINING NEEDS GEEZ MAN A LITTLE HELP HERE!

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 18:52 (nineteen years ago)

hey guys this is neato

http://www.neighboroo.com/

― TOMB07 (trm), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 18:52 (nineteen years ago)

bar pilar, Q! Always bar pilar.

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 18:54 (nineteen years ago)

The Rockies be MAN country.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 18:56 (nineteen years ago)

q I have to say I think after his last suggestion I think I'll stick to taking brian's random suggestions for various little unknown type places and come to grips with the fact that "where do I shot cheeseburger or fish+chips that is good" is the kind of question you ask when you are a person who A) does not spend a lot of time in the city B) sucks at life C) completely deserves being sent to Clyde's or the Ocea-Fucking-Naire to be held in contempt by the wait staff and assorted regular downtown dbags

― TOMB07 (trm), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 18:56 (nineteen years ago)

I was not talking about bar pilar I meant the ones before

― TOMB07 (trm), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 18:57 (nineteen years ago)

Old Ebbet Grill seems perfect, though.

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

i like dat place

― ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

why don't you just bring your dad to the Childe Harolde

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 18:59 (nineteen years ago)

hey Old Ebbitt's is number one booked restaurant at OpenTable.com and Clyde's is #4! Secretaries from farragut to penn quarter be filling in lunch dates on the internet-tron!

― TOMB07 (trm), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 18:59 (nineteen years ago)

also i just remembered! one of the best fox 5 expose hook lines, as heard by me in line @ naan & beyond today: "HOW OLD IS THAT SAUSAGE IN THE WINDOW?"

― ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 19:00 (nineteen years ago)

A prize for anyone who finds a zipcode that is more than 58% female.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 19:00 (nineteen years ago)

TBOT I was trying to come up with places that have cheeseburgers AND fried fish! OR is a totally different subset of places.

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

maybe we can go to the chophouse and try to ignore some loud drunk bitches in their work clothes havin' a birthday partay

― TOMB07 (trm), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

Or try to go to RFD again and see how much shit on the menu they're completely out of already this week

― TOMB07 (trm), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 19:02 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha at RFD you're better off if they're out of shit on the menu!

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 19:03 (nineteen years ago)

There is no way of cross referencing, I want to find where's got the most single left wing women.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 19:03 (nineteen years ago)

otm, go to the Brickskeller instead if you're trying to be disappointed.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 19:03 (nineteen years ago)

Ed: Boulder/SF

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 19:03 (nineteen years ago)

Cap City, now, there's a wait staff that'll make you pine for the simple spazzy blank stares of Georgetown's service employees

― TOMB07 (trm), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

cap city does hit the trifecta of poor service, bad food, and not even good beer for a brewpub!

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

they have a pretty nice kolsch. it's refreshing. good summer beer. and the pretzels, I wish more places would bring you superpretzels and mustard like that.

― TOMB07 (trm), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 19:07 (nineteen years ago)

you guys should go to Columbia and go to that brewery in the mall, I seem to remember us getting blitzed there with luke like at least 2300 times.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 19:07 (nineteen years ago)

this is one goddamn tasty beer:

http://www.beeronthewall.com/online-store/scstore/graphics/mad-steelhead-double-IPA.gif

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 19:08 (nineteen years ago)

my top 5 DC burgers:

1. Palena
2. Temperance Hall
3. Chadwick's
4. Circle Bistro
5. Corduroy

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 19:09 (nineteen years ago)

zr while I was leavin you a comment on your aintnoliespace i saw this again and fucking busted out laughing really loud
http://myspace-617.vo.llnwd.net/00852/71/65/852615617_l.png
and like i cannot explain this to coworkers at all so i'm just playing the "i'm crazy" card again.

THANKS

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 19:09 (nineteen years ago)

check Eamonn's on King Street in Alexandria for fried fish madness

http://www.eamonnsdublinchipper.com/

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 19:10 (nineteen years ago)

maybe the brickskeller isn't such a terrible idea

― TOMB07 (trm), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 19:14 (nineteen years ago)

no prob, ally!

haha i like the brickskeller but maybe that's just because judging by my life so far i'm obviously a fan of disappointment

― ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 19:16 (nineteen years ago)

has anybody been to the clyde's downtown?

― TOMB07 (trm), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 19:17 (nineteen years ago)

Brickskeller's all about setting the right expectation level. And ordering your next beer each time a fresh one gets delivered.

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 19:17 (nineteen years ago)

OMG I LOVE THE CLYDE'S DOWNTOWN!

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 19:18 (nineteen years ago)

has anybody been to the clyde's downtown?

yes, for an impromptu high school reunion where none of us could figure out who suggested that we meet up there

― ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

well, the food is kind of average (good burgers, though! and good reuben!), but the space is seriously the most amazing restaurant in DC.

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

oysters are good, too.

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

is it going to really be full of insufferable dickweeds come about 7pm on a Tuesday

― TOMB07 (trm), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

because that can take the quality of the dining, imbibing and space-amazement down about 110% of all available notches in every category REAL FAST for me especially today. I was gonna start stiff-arming motherfuckers on the metro this morning, having a whole day off to sit around and hang out with the wife+cats and play Zelda was ill-advised for this city dweller

― TOMB07 (trm), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 19:21 (nineteen years ago)

Wizards game starts at 7, so most of them should be clearing out. And they have a LOT of space and booths for maximum dickweed separation.

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 19:21 (nineteen years ago)

in fairness me and the cats stayed in the other room for like 80% of the day listening to the replacements, so it wasn't like it was THAT awesome

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

The three bars there are always douchefull, but the upstairs seating is pretty separate.

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

well I wasn't talking about awesomeness, just my vastly lowered tolerance for other living creatures that dwell outside of our apartment

― TOMB07 (trm), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 19:25 (nineteen years ago)

oh the kitties are replacements fans, huh?

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 19:25 (nineteen years ago)

zr yr ladyfriend is totally blood diamonds

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 19:27 (nineteen years ago)

kitties are fans of basically anything that isn't too "techno", they got low standards

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha awesome alex. what'd she make you?

― ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

she's very concerned about you receiving proper nutrition

― ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

beer + cigarettes + gin are not proper nutrition??? ;_;

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

uh oh spaghetti-o's

― 69 (pete), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 19:36 (nineteen years ago)

guys the si swimsuit issue has A) a 3-D section!!!!! B) a section in which the swimsuits seem to have been forgotten and replaced with body paint C) fucking aerosmith for some reason

/PSA

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

Joe Perry in 1 or 2-piece?

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

she made enchiladas! my fridge is full of delicious leftovers!

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

(it should be noted that now i'm having a g&t and a cigarette tho)

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

well it is 2:30, after all

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

beer + cigarettes + gin are not proper nutrition???

waitwaitwait.... WHAT??!?

― chicago kevin cleaned a lot of plates in memphis (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

brian i am never speaking to you again for making me think of joe perry in a speedo.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

if only you had said STEVE perry it would be a non-sequitor yet all would be well

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

me: enchiladas, huh?
her: yes. had tortillas going bad

― ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

tortillas don't even go bad

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

tortillas don't even go bad

-- Allyzay has food poisoning.

― ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIgQ_N8Kj28

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

"feel like eatin right now, don't ya?"
"YEAAAHH!"

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

whatever, don't listen to me, throw out perfectly good tortillas like a bunch of morons, it's all good!!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 19:54 (nineteen years ago)

how can i throw out perfectly good tortillas? i haven't been grocery shopping in approx 9 months!

― ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

how is it that i went to the grocery store for the first time in 3 weeks on thursday and spent over $50 on food yet only came home with yogurt and frozen pizza? and how did i forget the beer?

― chicago kevin cleaned a lot of plates in memphis (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

what the fuck do you people even eat half the time

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

half the time yogurt, the other half pizza. duh.

― chicago kevin cleaned a lot of plates in memphis (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

sorrow

― ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

hahahaha lol @ goth boy

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

that diet is unsound.

xpost but not really

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

hahahaha lol @ goth boy

-- Dead Dylan Thomas

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

mark fucking bittman, people. he is out there to help you with his publications.

― TOMB07 (trm), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 20:00 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, yeah i know. I'm DEAD OOOOOOOOO.

Bittman fucking rules a #1

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

why don't you guys go form bauhaus or something and stop bringing down the room with yr sad.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 20:02 (nineteen years ago)

I thought Jacques Pepin rules a #1! There cannot be two #1s!

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

yeah two number 1s makes 11

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

details details. bittman is good when you're starting out cooking for yourself for the first time. jacques is a little more advanced but maybe not, half the time his dessert is a sugar cookie w/ Creme frache.

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 20:05 (nineteen years ago)

haha I am imagining that "go form bauhaus" is like some prelude to goth voltron action sequence

― TOMB07 (trm), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 20:06 (nineteen years ago)

http://jasonchartley.com/img/voltron.001.gif

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

LOOK AT THAT TWINKLE IN HIS EYE

http://www.kqed.org/w/jacquespepin/images1/press-jacques.jpg

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

Dead Julia Child #1 4evah

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

^^^ I love him. Fuck Skeletor.

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

Jacques & Julia = best TV cooking team ever.

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

i have seen julia child's kitchen. was i impressed? i was!

― ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

no YOU fuck skeletor
http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0878/bridalpath/9.gif

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

Jacques & Julia = best TV cooking team ever.
-- mother russia rain down, dammit (yourjobisyourcredi...), February 20th, 2007.

OTFM

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

http://starchefs.com/JuliaJacques/images/banner_04.jpg

NEVER FORGET

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

^^^cutest thing in the universe (xpost)

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

i do not fuck skeletor.

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

or, you know, that. whatever. everything's cute, i'm DRUNK AT 3:15 PM

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

this must be what being ZR is like

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

skeletor looks so happy in that ridiculous fan art coloring book picture

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

xp - throw some weed and some crippling depression in there and you've got a pretty accurate facsimile

― ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 20:13 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.aptonline.org/aptweb.nsf/vPress/Interview-Jacques+Pépin/$FILE/jpfastfood1.jpg

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 20:13 (nineteen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a0/Hyrulemap.jpg

― TOMB07 (trm), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 20:13 (nineteen years ago)

i don't buy this "being drunk" story nor do i buy that zr is drunk and blazing at 3:15 daily either. if it is true, fuck you all for never inviting me ;_;

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

ally yr invited to come get drunk in the middle of the afternoon whenever you want! so is everyone else on this thread!

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 20:15 (nineteen years ago)

except pete

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

;_; poor dude

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

he knows what he did

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

bony fucker

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

pete i'll get drunk with you!

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

whatever, as long as i'm invited i don't really care (sorry pete, you can come by my place whenever still)

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

he knows what he did

lolz

― ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 20:21 (nineteen years ago)

http://img71.imageshack.us/img71/4812/ready4actionvv9.jpg

I am stoked and will try and do the whole mix tonight.

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 20:24 (nineteen years ago)

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/images/3/3e/MACHINEcode_peewee.jpg

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

YOU CANT STOP ME FROM DRINKING AT YOUR HOUSE ALEX BUT ID LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY

― 69 (pete), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 20:27 (nineteen years ago)

ok yeah i was just trying really hard not to laugh out loud over that

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 20:27 (nineteen years ago)

anyone want to come over and watch a movie tonight? i think that's what i want to do, and company is sometimes nice.

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

then we get tattoos.

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

of jambi

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

have you guys seen that dragon penis tattoo?

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

ill come over and hang after work - i think im going to see food for animals at black cat with ivy, but im up for dinner etc!

― 69 (pete), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

i would hang out but i think propriety says i need to go to old ebbits grill or wherever.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 20:39 (nineteen years ago)

yo and btw fuck bummerz ok?

― 69 (pete), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 20:40 (nineteen years ago)

but any other night of the week, tattoos of jambi i'm in for!!!!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 20:40 (nineteen years ago)

http://graphics.jsonline.com/graphics/owlive/img/apr05/langford.one0417_big.jpg

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 20:46 (nineteen years ago)

man how come skeletor gets a pony and we couldn't get any ponies the other night??

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 20:47 (nineteen years ago)

dudes newly relocated Oyamel at 7th & D has grasshopper tacos and jarritos.

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 20:48 (nineteen years ago)

wait a minute did they just move into the Andale space? They did, didn't they.

― TOMB07 (trm), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 20:51 (nineteen years ago)

sho 'nuff

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 20:52 (nineteen years ago)

THOSE BASTARDS

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 20:52 (nineteen years ago)

Andale was pretty shit the last couple years aside from the drinks, tho.

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

so it's basically exactly the same thing, but with jarritos and tapas-style serving.

I didn't know Oyamel was a restaurant from crystal city. We heard from the bartender at Jaleo that Andale fell apart because the owners divorced, so I figured the husband was just re-opening the same basic restaurant with a different name.

― TOMB07 (trm), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

yeah but the after dinner drinks at andale were the fucking bomb

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

Andale was often hit-or-miss, it is true. but "pretty shit" is a little far, I think.

― TOMB07 (trm), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/customtoylab/Cloud-X-1.jpg

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

does gargamel's or whatever have mayan coffee like andale did??? because if so i am going to go there

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

ok, i would drink at Gargamel's every single day

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 20:57 (nineteen years ago)

i bet gargamel makes some fucking awesome coffee

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 20:57 (nineteen years ago)

during my last few meals at andale it was clear that nobody outside the bar staff cared what they were doing. The head bartender was crazy great, though. I'd like to know where he's working now. Oyamel is owned by Jose Andres, the Jaleo/Zaytinya/Etc. guy. The prices are a little higher than they were in Crystal City but hey, at least it's not in Crystal City.

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 20:58 (nineteen years ago)

ok we should do a black cat/red room kind of thing and name a part of the flying dawkins "gargamel's."

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 20:58 (nineteen years ago)

churros were always good at Andale.

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

crystal city is the nadir of the universe

xpost otm re: churros but otoh churros purchased from a stand outside of like a costco are always good as well. lesson: churros are awesome.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

gargamel's is where you snort rails off smurfettes hiney

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

Flying Dawkins is the main floor, Gargamel's is the basement bar, YAAAAOW! is the upstairs dance club.

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

Ally OTM re: churros

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

xxpost dude jokes that objectify women arent funny

― 69 (pete), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 21:01 (nineteen years ago)

brian otm re: levels of the flying dawkins

xpost pete is wrong

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 21:01 (nineteen years ago)

smurfette is not a woman

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 21:01 (nineteen years ago)

can we have a little annex called wiibar?

― 69 (pete), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

YAAAAOW! To The People

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

yeah it can be like a pacman table except with a wii

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

we can have a wiiskey bar

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

it's not objectifying her if you share the blow

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 21:03 (nineteen years ago)

show us the way to the next wiiskey bar

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 21:03 (nineteen years ago)

mw it is actually very difficult to do anything remotely like what you are describing and i think you're going to end up wasting blow trying it.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 21:04 (nineteen years ago)

i think a bar where you order by wii and then just hang out with a bunch of people and play wii if you want to would be amazing

it's not objectifying her if you share the blow

-- Dead Dylan Thomas (pelagi...)

OR IF YOURE DOING HER RIGHT AT THE SAME TIME WHOOPS BROKE MY OWN RULE

― 69 (pete), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 21:04 (nineteen years ago)

tom, if you didn't make up your mind yet, id say clyde's downtown is perfectly acceptable.. the food isn't great but it's not horrible.. it's like the perfect place to go w/dad who likes olive garden and his buddies who usually have good old midwestern food.. when it's not so much about having a great dinner as minimizing the risk that anyone in the party will be displeased

also, ally i don't know what i eat most of the time, i spent a half hour in whole foods @ lunch break today trying to figure out what i could eat there.. half the store is a deli now but almost all the deli food is gross.. i ended up with some greek yogurt, chicken soup, and whole grain ezekiel bread

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 21:04 (nineteen years ago)

i don't know allyzay i know smurfette a little better than you do, so. . .

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 21:05 (nineteen years ago)

Asylum's decor would seem much cooler if they renamed the place Castle Greyskull.

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 21:05 (nineteen years ago)

smrufs are pretty small though, is the thing

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 21:06 (nineteen years ago)

also brian otm

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 21:06 (nineteen years ago)

BRIAN OTM

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 21:06 (nineteen years ago)

dar1a, which whole foods is it? the one up at tenleytown drove me NUTS with that last time i was there, it's like 78% deli food that I do not want to eat, ever, and it's impossible for me to decide on actual grocery items when i'm in there.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 21:07 (nineteen years ago)

nobody on this thread knows anything about smurfette so we should all just shut up and quit talking about thist when we don't even know jack shit about what we're talking about

― TOMB07 (trm), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 21:08 (nineteen years ago)

i wasn't SPECIFICALLY talking about smurfette, i meant doing blow off of other people in general

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 21:08 (nineteen years ago)

we should all just shut up and quit talking about thist when we don't even know jack shit about what we're talking about

this would mean the end of ILX

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 21:09 (nineteen years ago)

people don't have blow on them, usually, is the thing, I mean blow comes in little bags, it's not just lying around on people and their butts

― TOMB07 (trm), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 21:09 (nineteen years ago)

nobody on this thread knows anything about smurfette so we should all just shut up and quit talking about thist when we don't even know jack shit about what we're talking about

-- TOMB07 (tombo...), February 20th, 2007. (trm)

LOOKS WE TOUCHED A NERVE WITH SOMEBODY PINING FOR HIS PERVERTED YOUNG NERD DAYS

― 69 (pete), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 21:10 (nineteen years ago)

i fucking gave three years of my life to smurfette and i will not have my honor questioned by scoundrels.

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 21:10 (nineteen years ago)

nobody on this thread knows anything about smurfette

you never her?

― ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 21:10 (nineteen years ago)

i no longer have any idea what you all are talking about

i was busy dealing with more incompetence @ work

question. if you replace an image on a web page, and the new image is obviously NOT the same size as the old one, so the new image is all squished and out of proportion and generally looks like ass, do you just LEAVE IT THAT WAY and not fix one line of code to make it look right? y/n and do you NOT TELL ANYONE and leave it up to someone else to discover a week later? y/n

(if your answers were 'yes,' i can recommend you an awesome place to work)

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 21:10 (nineteen years ago)

goddamnit MW why do you keep using the word scoundrel!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 21:11 (nineteen years ago)

too much Shakespeare?

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 21:12 (nineteen years ago)

dar1a do you work for schefterblog?

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 21:12 (nineteen years ago)

I do now!

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 21:15 (nineteen years ago)

we really need a new thread, this is absurdly slow

srsly i feel like.. anyone see that MST3K with "ATTACK OF THE the eye creatures" a film that was so boring and just went on and on and on and eventually it's obvious.. THEY JUST DIDN'T CARE

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 21:21 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha I LOVE THAT ONE MAYBE I WILL WATCH IT TONIGHT

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 21:22 (nineteen years ago)

dar1a show only most recent 50 answers?

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 21:23 (nineteen years ago)

yeah dude i do show most recent 100 otherwise i'd go insane tryna read some of these things

― ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 21:24 (nineteen years ago)

http://doctor-forrester.home.mindspring.com/images/Ep0418-AttackOfTheTheEyeCreatures_Title.jpg

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 21:24 (nineteen years ago)

my favorite mst3k is still riding with death, that movie fucking ruled

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 21:24 (nineteen years ago)

"They just didn't care."

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 21:24 (nineteen years ago)

guys mst3k is the only thing i use bittorrent for anymore i'm such a fucking nerd ;_1

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 21:25 (nineteen years ago)

lol gay/awesome? not sure

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 21:25 (nineteen years ago)

i don't even know how to torrent!

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 21:26 (nineteen years ago)

lol gay/awesome? not sure

STORYOFMYLIFE.JPG

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 21:27 (nineteen years ago)

you stick your dick in the tubes and just kinda release

― TOMB07 (trm), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 21:28 (nineteen years ago)

GUYS IF YOU TYPE OUT A HEART EMOTICON ON GCHAT IT FUCKING SPINS AND TURNS INTO A BIG PINK HEART WTF THIS IS BLOWING MY MIND

xpost WTF DOES THAT MEAN

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 21:29 (nineteen years ago)

lol hungover/still drunk? not sure, more like

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 21:29 (nineteen years ago)

I was telling mark how you torrent

― TOMB07 (trm), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 21:30 (nineteen years ago)

yeah maybe you do but that's possibly the most disgusting thing anyone's ever posted to this thread!!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 21:31 (nineteen years ago)

wait what if the tubes are too tight? does that mean my bitrate is too large?

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 21:31 (nineteen years ago)

listen with verizon broadband you're not gonna have to worry about that

― TOMB07 (trm), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 21:32 (nineteen years ago)

do not like where this is going, no sir

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 21:32 (nineteen years ago)

tho trashing verizon is pretty cool with me actually

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 21:33 (nineteen years ago)

oh wait now i remember! verizon gave me some "ethernet" cables i'm not really using b/c of the wireless. . .maybe i can use them to cut off the flow through the tubes???

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 21:34 (nineteen years ago)

I don't know whether we're trashing verizon or mark's dongsize anymore. I don't even understand how my brain even started with this shit

― TOMB07 (trm), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 21:35 (nineteen years ago)

ok words to not say on this thread anymore
1. "dongsize"
2. "the flow"
3. in fact anything to do with bittorrent because this is just uncool

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 21:36 (nineteen years ago)

yes use the cables to put pressure on the tubes, that will let you manage your bandwidth for maximum torrents in every direction

― TOMB07 (trm), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 21:37 (nineteen years ago)

but what if i want to concentrate the flow/spray of the torrent? should i use a funnel? or a hard drive?

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 21:38 (nineteen years ago)

both hands

― TOMB07 (trm), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 21:38 (nineteen years ago)

fuck you both

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 21:39 (nineteen years ago)

seriously both of you stop

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 21:40 (nineteen years ago)

(xpost)

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 21:40 (nineteen years ago)

CA SUFFIT

xpost

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 21:41 (nineteen years ago)

haha ok sorry for this in advance but az. was telling us all a story last night about how chevy chase spoke at her pre-graduation thing and he forgot his notes and gave this super-rambly "speech" wherein he told the student body "i guess if i had to give one bit of advice, it'd be this: strap your dong down"

― ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 21:45 (nineteen years ago)

SONG

― TOMB07 (trm), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 21:45 (nineteen years ago)

was that slade or queen?

― chicago kevin cleaned a lot of plates in memphis (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 21:46 (nineteen years ago)

STRAP STRAP
STRAP YO DONG DOWN
STRAP STRAP
STRAP YO DONG DOWN

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 21:46 (nineteen years ago)

what if there was a band named Black Beef

― TOMB07 (trm), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 21:59 (nineteen years ago)

dammit why aren't there any stores that specialize in asymmetric clothing? When I make the rules stores will be grouped by geometry.

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 21:59 (nineteen years ago)

http://batman.ugo.com/images/galleries/batman_roguesgallery_filmtv/twoface_180.jpg

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 22:01 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, I'm thinking a little more futurist and a little less Buster Poindexter acid trip.

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 22:03 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.guerrilla-store.com/

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 22:03 (nineteen years ago)

i think it'd be a good look for you though.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 22:04 (nineteen years ago)

dar1a OTM, sigh

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 22:04 (nineteen years ago)

two or three years ago they tried to make it cool for dudes to wear those sweaters where the zip-mock action all occurs on one shoulder instead of up and down yr sternum

― TOMB07 (trm), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 22:04 (nineteen years ago)

http://nymag.com/listings/stores/comme_des_garcons/
http://nymag.com/listings/stores/yohji-yamamoto/

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 22:05 (nineteen years ago)

there's some ebay sellers that stock yamamoto/cdg/some of those cool belgian designers, i was looking at this yamamoto sweater on there that was asymmetrical & could be worn several different ways, but it was like $275, i don't really need it

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 22:07 (nineteen years ago)

micmac bis has a little bit of this don't they? issey miyake?
there's also that store in the alley in georgetown.. relish? they might have something cool. or there's the y-3 line..

raf simons is cool but, very symmetrical.

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 22:11 (nineteen years ago)

relish doesn't carry men's stuff anymore... I'm totally down w/ the belgians, though. Dirk Bikkembergs holla.

I did pick up 2 pairs of shoes at the Puma black store this weekend (50% off!) that I'm very very happy with.

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 22:13 (nineteen years ago)

dammit why aren't there any stores that specialize in asymmetric clothing? When I make the rules stores will be grouped by geometry.

When you make the rules I will buy all the clothes at all these asymmetric stores!

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 22:13 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.zappos.com/images/720/7209637/4998-283372-p.jpg

hmm, these are really much better looking in person. I hope, I better check again when I get home.

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 22:16 (nineteen years ago)

run run run run run, take a drag or two
run run run run run, chase the death of you

― ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 22:17 (nineteen years ago)

gypsy death and you, surely

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 22:18 (nineteen years ago)

i don't know why i ask people for advice because i get very good advice and then completely ignore it wholesale and actually tell the person, while they are giving me advice, "you are right but no, that is not what i will do"

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 22:18 (nineteen years ago)

and also:
http://i9.tinypic.com/2hpln68.jpg

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 22:19 (nineteen years ago)

so fucking otm (xpost ok BOTH posts very otm

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 22:19 (nineteen years ago)

)

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 22:19 (nineteen years ago)

is that an alpaca

― TOMB07 (trm), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 22:22 (nineteen years ago)

no that's Mario

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 22:22 (nineteen years ago)

speaking of mammals, awesomest thing my cousin did this weekend was take up close pics of all the scary animals at the Museum of Natural History's Hall of Mammals with a plan to tell his mom he took them all at the zoo.

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 22:25 (nineteen years ago)

hey, is the puma black store having a sale? i was only in there once & they were super nice but it's like no, sadly i don't have $300 right now for the mcqueen trainers with the outline of bones on them :(

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 22:26 (nineteen years ago)

(xpost) animals dead either way I guess, amirite national zoo LOL!

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 22:26 (nineteen years ago)

i love the hall of mammals very much it is an awesome exhibit

― ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 22:27 (nineteen years ago)

oh man I was bummed they didn't have the McQueen's I wanted in my size, but it's preally probably better that way. They were doing 50% off all clothing and most shoes when we were in there Sunday but they said it was the last day. Don't know whether that's true, but nothing was actually marked on sale.

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 22:28 (nineteen years ago)

I like the hall of mammals because except for the actual animals they just abandon all realism and it's like "hey look at that okapi scampering across the terrazzo!"

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 22:29 (nineteen years ago)

you know what's great? gin. gin is fucking great.

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 22:29 (nineteen years ago)

dude if you guys want pumas just wait until hong kong sends you a box with the wrong name on it for free!

― TOMB07 (trm), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 22:30 (nineteen years ago)

ALEX MOST OTM OF ALL.

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 22:31 (nineteen years ago)

dudes i want gin

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 22:32 (nineteen years ago)

oh ginnnnnnnnnnnnn

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 22:33 (nineteen years ago)

i like gin. i'll have a tom collins

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 22:33 (nineteen years ago)

gimlets for everyone

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 22:33 (nineteen years ago)

please name my "space"

this thread + gin = that website i'm supposed to be in charge of has sucked today

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 22:34 (nineteen years ago)

i dunno i liked the myspace entry

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 22:36 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.beveragewarehouse.com/search/thumbnail.php?im=/home/beverage/public_html/images/products/1280.jpg http://www.aceofct.com/images/120_brokers_gin.JPG

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 22:36 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.beveragewarehouse.com/search/thumbnail.php?im=/home/beverage/public_html/images/products/3540.jpg

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 22:37 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.beveragewarehouse.com/search/thumbnail.php?im=/home/beverage/public_html/images/products/4673.jpg

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 22:38 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.drinkfinder.co.uk/asps%5Cuploads/big/2627-1.jpg

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 22:38 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.thisnext.com/media/160x160/AAA76E18.jpg

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 22:38 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.oddbins.com/product_images/Detail/13220_bottle.jpg

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 22:38 (nineteen years ago)

all this gins OTM

all of them

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 22:38 (nineteen years ago)

we will die of alcohol poisoning if we drink all of those gins

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 22:39 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.business-meetings.co.uk/images/BSC%202004/gimlet%20logo%20-%20200.jpg

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 22:39 (nineteen years ago)

i like the entry on how john edwards loses the nomination. i'm still team edwards if for no other reason maybe he'll stay in the race long enough to talk sense about middle east policy, taxes, etc because really, what does he have to lose?

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 22:39 (nineteen years ago)

we will die of alcohol poisoning if we drink all of those gins

this can be the next FAP. I will make memorial tshirts.

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 22:41 (nineteen years ago)

WE DIED, etc.

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 22:41 (nineteen years ago)

sweet, i want a t-shirt

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 22:41 (nineteen years ago)

I'll make one with all our faces on it an we can cross them out as we die

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 22:42 (nineteen years ago)

no fair, alex already died

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 22:42 (nineteen years ago)

Remission of Gin: what 18th-century London can teach us about fighting vice

In the early 1700s, every Tom, Dick, and Harriet in London was downing gin night and day. The gin craze that swept through the city resulted in such demagoguery, prohibition, rioting, and morning-after headaches that author Patrick Dillon aptly dubs it "the crack epidemic of the 18th century."

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 22:42 (nineteen years ago)

london otm

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 22:43 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.dcist.com/attachments/dcist_martin/Marion%20Barry%20Crack%20Shot.jpg

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 22:43 (nineteen years ago)

wait, gin causes demagoguery now?

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 22:44 (nineteen years ago)

guys next happy hour let's go partake in demagoguery.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 22:44 (nineteen years ago)

In October 1742, William Bird, keeper of a lockup in Westminster, stood accused of causing the death of one of his inmates, Phillis Wells. She had allegedly died as a result of dehydration and severe overcrowding, and her cries, along with those of the other women confined in the roundhouse, had gone unheeded. "Damn the Bitches," Bird is quoted as saying, "They want Gin."

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 22:44 (nineteen years ago)

i vote "damn the bitches, they want gin" for dcilx motto

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 22:45 (nineteen years ago)

guys jon just told me about this, let's do this
http://moosefarm.newmail.ru/buy-en01.htm

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 22:47 (nineteen years ago)

If a young mother won't lick her calf - the local Lassie does.

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 22:48 (nineteen years ago)

we'll keep the moose at zr's house, he lives in the suburbs

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 22:48 (nineteen years ago)

Gin Lane

Gin Lane is arguably William Hogarth's most famous work of engraved art. Along with its companion, Beer Street, Gin Lane addressed a very real problem in mid eighteenth century England -- the abuse of spirits by the working classes and the poor.

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 22:48 (nineteen years ago)

http://moosefarm.newmail.ru/linda008.jpg
omfg

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 22:48 (nineteen years ago)

CUET

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 22:49 (nineteen years ago)

Hogarth kind of missed the bright side, though.

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 22:49 (nineteen years ago)

hey guys who wants to make bathtub gin?

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 22:50 (nineteen years ago)

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 22:50 (nineteen years ago)

No he didn't! Beer Street is the bright side.

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 22:50 (nineteen years ago)

true that, but I still hate to see gin cast as the bad guy.

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 22:54 (nineteen years ago)

The Flying Dawkins will be located at the intersection of Gin Lane and Beer Street.

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 22:54 (nineteen years ago)

How does sunday march 4th work for the hirshhorn for people? There's also an after hours thing there on friday march 9th

http://www.hirshhorn.si.edu/afterhours/index.html

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 23:05 (nineteen years ago)

pete and i are drinking gin RIGHT NOW!

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 23:13 (nineteen years ago)

i am totally serious, people should come over and drink gin and watch MST3K or maybe other shit if they feel like it

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 23:14 (nineteen years ago)

:( luckies

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 23:18 (nineteen years ago)

ID THEFTED! (which i sort of am flattered by but $1100 to an el paso travel agent???)

― 69 (pete), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 23:33 (nineteen years ago)

ID THEFT DRAMA AT VILLA VILLE-TV'S THE WANKETTE

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 23:34 (nineteen years ago)

wtf!!! srsly?

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 23:36 (nineteen years ago)

pete's on phone with the bank right now! he just told some BOA teller, "just book 'em, yo!"

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 23:37 (nineteen years ago)

omg that's so miami style

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 23:40 (nineteen years ago)

then he said, "btw, you are very good at your job."

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 23:43 (nineteen years ago)

omg that's so creepy style

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 23:44 (nineteen years ago)

NEW LEAD: PETE'S MOM STOLE HIS IDENTITY?

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 23:48 (nineteen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3a/Matl2.jpg

― a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 23:48 (nineteen years ago)

ok now you're just making shit up

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 23:49 (nineteen years ago)

guys i want to hang out and crack the identity theft case but have to go to continually more and more delayed dinner ;_;

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 23:50 (nineteen years ago)

I DIDNT ACTUALLY SAY SHE WAS GOOD AT HER JOB - THAT WAS A BIG HUNT WAITRESS OBVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 00:13 (nineteen years ago)

I knew it musta been
Some big setup.

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 00:14 (nineteen years ago)

for alex

http://youtube.com/watch?v=zSJc72OC7Dg

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 01:56 (nineteen years ago)

GUYS BASKETBALL GAMES ARE SO AWESOME WHY DIDN'T I REALIZE THIS TIL NOW

AGENT ZERO FOR LIFE

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 03:52 (nineteen years ago)

i blame my father and years and years of "you're so tall, you must be great at basketball" for clouding my vision until this very day

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 03:53 (nineteen years ago)

but NO MORE

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 03:53 (nineteen years ago)

ah fuck it i ain't got the time to follow basketball

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 04:53 (nineteen years ago)

TOO BUSY SUCKIN ON A DING DONG

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 05:20 (nineteen years ago)

IF I DON'T SEE Y'ALL FOR A LONG LONG WHLIE
I'LL TRY TO FIND YOU
LEFT OF THE DIAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 07:21 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha awesome alex. what'd she make you?
-- ZR (teenagequie...), February 20th, 2007 7:34 PM. (teenagequiet) (later)
she's very concerned about you receiving proper nutrition
-- ZR (teenagequie...), February 20th, 2007 7:34 PM. (teenagequiet) (later)

beer + cigarettes + gin are not proper nutrition??? ;_;
-- Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (garance8...), February 20th, 2007 7:35 PM. (Allyzay Eisenschefter) (later)

From the few scraps I am building up a spurious psychological profile of Alex. Alex, give up on hitting on girls for the sexing, you are the guy that girls want to mother, hit on girls with a view to having them take you home for a bowl of chicken soup and a plate of latkes; either that or start packing heat like milo.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 07:46 (nineteen years ago)

yeah that's a bad idea and you know it, britishes.

FADE IN ON:

EXT. THE PLANET EARTH. FROM SPACE

It hangs in the center of the screen, enveloped in a gauzy film of
atmosphere. Beyond that, nothing but black unwelcoming Space.

These words appear:

"On June 19th, 1987, at 9:47 A.M. EST, the Earth passed into the
extraordinarily diffuse tail of Rhea-M, a rogue comet."

And although the darkness of space does not change, the envelope of
atmosphere surrounding the earth begins to glow very faintly.

"According to astronomical calculations, the planet would remain in
the tail of the comet for the next eight days, five hours, twenty-nine
minutes, and twenty-three seconds."

The words FADE. CAMERA HOLDS ON THE EARTH, with its faintly glowing

cloud of atmosphere.

EXT. BILL AND BRETT

BILL (points)
There. That's the one I had in mind.

EXT. THE SIGNORA L. GROUP'S POV

It's a good-sized boat. It can hold them all.

EXT. BILL'S GROUP

CURT
If we dont get out of here soon, it's
going to be light.

BILL
Right.

They start down toward the boat, which is at the very end, when they

hear a RISING DIESEL SNARL from behind them. BRAD is last in line.

LOOKING BACK TOWARD THE MARINA'S OFFICE

Here comes HappyToyz, with the Green Goblin's face on the front.

EXT. BILL'S GROUP

BILL
Oh, Shit! Come On!

They run for the Signora L. CURT more or less puIling CONNIE
along, BILL with an arm around BRETT and holding DEKE'S hand.
All the lights in the docked boats start coming on. Many honk

their baaty little horns.

BRAD AND HAPPYTOYZ

It hits him, with its Green Goblin face.

EXT. THE SIGNORA L.

All of them jump aboard except BILL, who starts trying to untie the
heavy boatline.

BRAD

He lands on a lower dock with a sorry thump. There's a motorboat
docked here, its outboard tilted up. BRAD tries to get up. and
falls over instead, head going into the water. The outboard turns

On, pivots, and comes down as the screw starts to turn. Bloody
water bubbles up. BRAD'S arms and legs thrash spasmodically...
but not for very long.

EXT. THE SIGNORA L.

BILL unshoulders the rocket-launcher he's carrying and FIRES.

BILL (screams)
ADIOS MOTHERFUCKER!

EXT. THE HAPPYTOYZ TRUCK

It bursts into flame, but others are Coming.

EXT. BILL, AT THE MOORING POST

He can't untie the knot. He looks up.

BILL
Mother's helper! Mother's helper!

EXT. THE DOCK WITH BRETT

She understands. She pulls the straight-razor out of her boot and
throws it.

EXT. BILL, AT THE MOORING POST

He catchesit, opens it and uses it to saw through the rope. He
gives the boat a shove away from the dock and hops aboard just as

STEVE fires his bazooka

EXT. THE DOCK, WITH TWO APPROACHING CARS

The lead car bursts into flame.

EXT. BILL, BRETT, DEKE

They make sail. BILL and DEKE with fast competence, BRETT a little

more slowly.

EXT. THE SIGNORA L. LONGER

As the sails go up and belly out in the mild breeze, the ship
swings away from shore and begins to move on its own.

EXT. CARS AT THE EDGE OF THE DOCK

They are idling, watching the Signora L go, like animals cheated
of their prey.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 08:51 (nineteen years ago)

ed, i still love you and your horrible advice. drink some gin for me tonite.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 08:51 (nineteen years ago)

Ed, I think Alex is just in it for the lunches.

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 14:02 (nineteen years ago)

I dreamt about gin last night. Bri--that Hirshhorn day should work for me, assuming I am not stressing about comps.

― Matilda Wormwood (Mary ), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 14:17 (nineteen years ago)

uggggggh
i am down for hirsh btw!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 14:26 (nineteen years ago)

http://img01.picoodle.com/img/img01/7/2/21/f_ready4actiom_e0afa1e.jpg

Ready 4 Action Hi-NRG Mix
SALT Radio #2
mixed by Brian Billion

Bobby O - “I Cry For You (Remix)”
Tony Casso - “Love Attack”
Lime - “Come And Get Your Love (Remix)”
Bananarama - “Venus”
Barbara Pennington - “All American Boy”
Dead Or Alive - “Lover Come Back To Me”
Oh Romeo - “Saving Myself (For The One That I Love)”
Divine - “Shoot Your Shot”
Bronski Beat - “I Feel Love/Johnnie Remember Me”
Donna Summer - “This Time I Know It’s For Real”
Rick Astley - “Together Forever”
Kylie Minogue - “I Should Be So Lucky”
Sinitta - “Toy Boy (Extended Rap Version)”
Mel & Kim - “Respectable”
Bassiz - “Tears Of A Clown”
Bobby O - “I’m So Hot For You”
The Flirts - “Calling All Boys”
Bobby O - “How To Pick Up Girls”
Pet Shop Boys - “Left To My Own Devices”
Seventh Avenue - “Ten Percent”
Laura Pallas - “Skiing In The Snow”
Pat & Mick - “I Haven’t Stopped Dancing Yet”

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 14:30 (nineteen years ago)

fuck everything about today except the e-mail in my inbox this morning asking for my salary requirements. actually fuck that too because I don't know what my answer is.

should my answer be a scant few hundred dollars more than what I make for my current employer as of the february 26 2007 pay period or should it be nine thousand dollars more than that?

how do regular people go about this? last time I answered this question I aimed high and lost the job to a colleague.

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 14:30 (nineteen years ago)

I see the Wankette as a blogging male Holly Golightly, he needs a female, square jawed George Peppard in his life.

add 25-40% to your current salary seems to be the done thing.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 14:31 (nineteen years ago)

Bobby O - “How To Pick Up Girls”
^^^^^^^^^^ BABY WHAT'S YOUR SIGN, THIS SONG IS AWESOME

i am 'working' from home today

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 14:34 (nineteen years ago)

DOLLAR SIGN

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 14:35 (nineteen years ago)

adding 25% to my current rate would make my salary requirements equivalent to about 61K GBP Ed

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 14:35 (nineteen years ago)

Tombot I suggest giving a range. Like, pick the first number of the range and say something to the effect of "my salary requirements are in the 35k range." Not that I would recommend working for 35k.

― quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 14:36 (nineteen years ago)

"dollar sign" most otm thing ever said in a song btw

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 14:36 (nineteen years ago)

Also: you absolutely cannot do what Ed said. Sorry ed!

― quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 14:37 (nineteen years ago)

tom at what point last night did i e-mail ALL of your friends that i was going to fuck rachael ray??? wtf!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 14:37 (nineteen years ago)

I disdain the range concept because I did that the first job opportunity I got out of the USAF and they just picked the lowest number in the range and sent me an offer. I didn't know how to call them back and say "wtf brohonks this ain't what I meant" so I just hated my life until another division of LM gave me the chance to be part of this shining moment in outsourcing mismanagement

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 14:41 (nineteen years ago)

according to my gmail you did that 5 hours ago

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 14:41 (nineteen years ago)

also good morning KLG long time no see

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 14:42 (nineteen years ago)

hey baby, where did you learn to dance?
BROOKLYN

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 14:43 (nineteen years ago)

Then pick 30%. If you are going through a recruitment consultant then they will tell you if you are being pie in the sky.

If they want you give them something to negotiate down from. Also, surely it will depend on where they want you to work from?

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 14:44 (nineteen years ago)

ALLY OTM

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 14:44 (nineteen years ago)

it's such great advice. how to pick up girls? LEARN TO DANCE. it works every time.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 14:45 (nineteen years ago)

Ah, so we should all learn to jitterbug.

I knocked a girl out dancing once it's a story worthy of LJ.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 14:47 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.goaste.cx/goaste/pictures/nemi/NEMI013.gif

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 14:47 (nineteen years ago)

that is exactly what my life is like

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 14:49 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.jerkcity.com/img/aboutdeuce.gif

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 14:50 (nineteen years ago)

especially when i'm talking to my mom

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 14:50 (nineteen years ago)

brian thanks! DL'ing now

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 14:52 (nineteen years ago)

everyone otm

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 14:54 (nineteen years ago)

also, owwwwwwwww

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 14:55 (nineteen years ago)

yes otm

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 14:55 (nineteen years ago)

otoh WORKING FROM HOME IS AWESOME??

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 14:55 (nineteen years ago)

I see the Wankette as a blogging male Holly Golightly, he needs a female, square jawed George Peppard in his life.

ed i love you come visit dc

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

EL PASO TRAVEL AGENT YOU JUST LOST $1100 SORRY ;_;

(alex i owe you a grilled cheese sometime)

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

when zr's ladyfriend was "working" from "home" she came over and made me lunch STEP UP TO THE PLATE ALLYZAY

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

FINE WAHT DO YOU WANT

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 14:58 (nineteen years ago)

xpost

When Tom gets his 12ft lizzard salary he can employ me as a butler.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 14:59 (nineteen years ago)

also at some point last night ("some point" = 2:29 a.m.") i texted ZR something totally uncool and i just want to say now, on the record, for everyone to see, that he is a bro among men and if i ever have a son i want him to grow up to me JUST LIKE HIM except not not that tall because i want to be able to keep my son in check.

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 14:59 (nineteen years ago)

oh man i will pay you all of my salary for you to be my butler, ed

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:00 (nineteen years ago)

hey, i want to quit this stupid job, can i get in on this? does anyone need like a kitten wrangler or something? like if you're feeling stressed or shitty i show up with kitties and then you feel better? that would be worth a salary right?

― chicago kevin, it is said, never gives up his dead (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:02 (nineteen years ago)

kevin if you want to come by and teach my cat how to forget his great idea to take qtips all out of the bathroom and put them in the laundry room, i'll pay you something at least.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:03 (nineteen years ago)

all alex said was "you are a dick." i responded "file under: correct." ain't no apology necessary, broski!

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:04 (nineteen years ago)

kevin and ed i will pay you both to just come and hang out

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:04 (nineteen years ago)

ok pete and i hang out for free

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:05 (nineteen years ago)

one thing we don't do enough in this dirtbiking krewe is hang out, that is for sure

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:05 (nineteen years ago)

zr is not a dick, is the thing. ;_?

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:06 (nineteen years ago)

haha tombot otm

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:07 (nineteen years ago)

sorry ally, if anything i'd probably be swayed by your cat and pick up some bad habits. with my opposable thumb you'd probably wind up with a shit-ton MORE q-tips in the laundry room.

― chicago kevin, it is said, never gives up his dead (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:09 (nineteen years ago)

that is actually not possible, is the thing

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:17 (nineteen years ago)

http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/2766/freedrugsjh9.jpg

once again we are all need to get new jobs

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:20 (nineteen years ago)

hey dirtchixors and dirtboyz who wants to shop tomorrow? actually I don't get paid until Friday so maybe after that?

― quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:20 (nineteen years ago)

"dirtboyz" is a thing I never, ever want to be a part of

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:22 (nineteen years ago)

Also: if I don't have another fucking conference call Friday night that is the free Suzanne Farrell balay at the Kennedy Center--who wants to do that?

xpost too late tombot

― quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:22 (nineteen years ago)

WAIT WAIT FREE DRUGS GO BACK TO THAT DUDES

also i'll shop every day but we can wait for paychecks too, that's cool

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:23 (nineteen years ago)

SUP ANGRY CLUB FRIENDS!!! I'M FUCKING ANGRY

― Del Monte Young (ex machina), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:27 (nineteen years ago)

is this about your butt again

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:28 (nineteen years ago)

SOME CATHOLICS BEAT HIM UP

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:28 (nineteen years ago)

GET EQUIPPED WITH ICE BUTT

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:29 (nineteen years ago)

ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT CATHOLICS? I LOVE CATHOLICS

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:30 (nineteen years ago)

ME TOO YUM YUM SAVIOR FLESH

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:31 (nineteen years ago)

+ FREE WINE EVERY SUNDAY

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:31 (nineteen years ago)

pervertpriestjoke.jpg

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:33 (nineteen years ago)

TRANSUBSTANTIATION ENGAGED

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:34 (nineteen years ago)

GET EQUIPPED WITH THE BLOOD OF CHRIST

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:35 (nineteen years ago)

hey KLG & MW there was a trivia question about the baltimore museum of dentistry on monday

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:35 (nineteen years ago)

xp - i can see that on a t-shirt

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:36 (nineteen years ago)

hey ZR I hope the answer was BRAINTONGUE

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:36 (nineteen years ago)

This is what we do to catholics around here:

http://www.wilsonsalmanac.com/images1/grandier_burn.gif

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:37 (nineteen years ago)

FUCK YOU

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:38 (nineteen years ago)

dar1a and i are the only former catholics around here, aren't we

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:38 (nineteen years ago)

Us Britishers aren't all smiles and battenberg cake, you know.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:39 (nineteen years ago)

me too, Ally!

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:39 (nineteen years ago)

WRONG ALLYZAY, WHAT'S UP BLOOD OF CHRIST

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:39 (nineteen years ago)

YES AWESOMES let's go to church and get ashed on!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:39 (nineteen years ago)

I hate Ash Wednesday. Actually, I hate anything to do w/Easter. I fainted once at church on Palm Sunday to prove my point.

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:40 (nineteen years ago)

if you want to get ashed on you can just come over here

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:41 (nineteen years ago)

SOME EMPLOYERS ARE OFFERING TO ASH ON YOU

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:41 (nineteen years ago)

ok every pet i have ever had has died on easter or immediately before

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:41 (nineteen years ago)

Did the pet MOVE THE STONE AND RISE FROM THE DEAD? I THOUGHT NOT.

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:42 (nineteen years ago)

ok alex but do you have the blood of christ in your apartment, i didn't notice it last time

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:42 (nineteen years ago)

Ally = Holy Mary of Small Mammals

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:42 (nineteen years ago)

blood of christ = gin

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:43 (nineteen years ago)

dcilx = dirty mary crazy larry

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:43 (nineteen years ago)

we can make communion wafer nachos.

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:43 (nineteen years ago)

body of christ=superchunk

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:44 (nineteen years ago)

ok no

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:44 (nineteen years ago)

dar1a and i are the only former catholics around here, aren't we

no, me too. surprisingly it was harder to get out of the columbia record and tape club when i was 10 than it was to get out of the catholic church when i was 18.

― chicago kevin, it is said, never gives up his dead (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:45 (nineteen years ago)

"surprisingly"

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:46 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.i8u.org/images/nekoebi.jpg

god do those record clubs still exist?? that was one of the stupidest things i ever did!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:47 (nineteen years ago)

my mom was catholic, but left cuz she wouldn't sign the contract saying she's raise us as such after marrying my heathen pater

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:48 (nineteen years ago)

surprising in the sense that those claiming to be offering everlasting salvation might try to be a little more persuasive about their product than those hawking ac/dc 8 tracks.

― chicago kevin, it is said, never gives up his dead (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:48 (nineteen years ago)

my dad went to catholic school and he was the person who prevented me from having to do the same. thanks dad!!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:49 (nineteen years ago)

oh man i just kept signing up for and quitting those record clubs over and over again, it worked out to like $35 for 8 or 9 cd's. bmg was the best - i think i'm still a member, actually!

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:49 (nineteen years ago)

xpost,

those are more disturbing than the dumplings we had on sunday with crafted fish tails and little eyes.

5000 posts, keep up the good work.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:49 (nineteen years ago)

HELP ME IN MY WEAKNESS, 'CAUSE I'M FALLING OUT OF GRACE

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:49 (nineteen years ago)

JEEEBUS JEEBUS

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:50 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.bmgmusic.com/acq/test/44/c/

THEY DO STILL EXIST, WTF

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:50 (nineteen years ago)

lol @ record clubs, i always forgot to send in the card and i'd end up with like a fucking alanis morrisette cd ;_;

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:51 (nineteen years ago)

Er, lol @ u? ^_^

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:51 (nineteen years ago)

i still considered myself catholic until fairly recently - i guess i dont really anymore, cause i havent been to church even on xmas/easter for a few years

xpost i always REMEMBERED to turn the card in and got an alanis morrisette cd

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:52 (nineteen years ago)

That happened, in so many words, this month with my book club.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:52 (nineteen years ago)

pete that's gay

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:53 (nineteen years ago)

WAHT DO YOU THINK I'D SEE, IF I COULD WALK AWAY FROM MEEEE

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:54 (nineteen years ago)

DOOOOOOO, DOO DOO WAHHH

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:54 (nineteen years ago)

I have been to a latin mass in the past year, I am so saved.

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:55 (nineteen years ago)

i haven't been in a church in like 10 years

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:55 (nineteen years ago)

LADY BE GOOOOD DO WAHT YOU SHOULD, YOU KNOW IT'LL BE ALL RIGHT

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:56 (nineteen years ago)

I was in church on Sunday!

Granted, it was a Unitarian church and I was being paid to be there, but STILL!

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:56 (nineteen years ago)

i went into a church in san francisco and took pictures of statues actually, never mind

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:57 (nineteen years ago)

waking up still drunk is apparently awesome, except for the bit where you spend 30 minutes wondering where the fuck you put your glasses when you passed out on the couch last night

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:57 (nineteen years ago)

OTM!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 15:58 (nineteen years ago)

I've never been to a Latin Mass. What have I been waiting for?

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:00 (nineteen years ago)

those bastards to start speaking english, god's favorite and chosen language, instead of that roman gibberish?

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:02 (nineteen years ago)

except for the bit where you spend 30 minutes wondering where the fuck you put your glasses when you passed out on the couch last night

mine are always between the cushion and armrest of the sofa.

also, when i was in the record club i got actual records and 8-tracks as cd's didn't exist yet.

― chicago kevin, it is said, never gives up his dead (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:03 (nineteen years ago)

mine were apparently on the floor under the table

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:05 (nineteen years ago)

My first record club I got

Huey Lewis and The News "Sports"
Men at Work "Cargo" and the first one
Born in the USA
Purple Rain

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:06 (nineteen years ago)

man you had good taste when you were 8

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:06 (nineteen years ago)

ally come bring me enchiladas

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:07 (nineteen years ago)

the arms of christ

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:07 (nineteen years ago)

i mean, anyone else cab bring me enchiladas too, but ally is "working" from "home" today, and that's what that entails, in my understanding

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:08 (nineteen years ago)

ally OTM - what happened, MW?

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:08 (nineteen years ago)

yeah enchiladas were pretty important in sunday school but i did go to a mexicans church.

ok i'm not promising to make enchiladas what with not having any of the ingredients besides tortillas but i am game for doing lunch

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:09 (nineteen years ago)

fuck america
there is no sugar in this country
had to go out of my way on the commute this morning
(ok not really very far, like ten steps but still)
to get a cricket cola because I wasn't having any of that hfcs shit
today.
then I finish that
and go down to the cafeteria
and everything, right down to the tropicana in a bottle, is either hfcs
or fucking aspartame.
finally settled on 100% grapefruit juice in a paper carton.
now wishing I had picked up some sugar packets from the coffee mess to perk this up a bit.
oh well.
fuck america.

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:09 (nineteen years ago)

Biofuels will get sugar back in your coke.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:11 (nineteen years ago)

yes but HOW LONG, HOW LONG

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:12 (nineteen years ago)

THERE ARE PROBLEMS IN THESE TIMES, BUT WHOOOO! NONE OF THEM ARE MINE!

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:15 (nineteen years ago)

It is such a shame that sodastream no longer do branded syrups otherwise I would have posted you one.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:15 (nineteen years ago)

417 god is should go to bed

this is blowing my mind

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:16 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.crazyjerrysinc.com/images/LizardEyesHabanero.jpg

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:16 (nineteen years ago)

HOW LONG
HOW LONG MUST WE SING THIS SONG

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:16 (nineteen years ago)

i just saw that, too! LOL @ how lately everyone around here stays out till 768am and then immediately posts upon returning home

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:17 (nineteen years ago)

xxxpost

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:18 (nineteen years ago)

i had been at home for a couple hours before i posted that, thank you

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:19 (nineteen years ago)

you also could have pointed out how theres no such thing as 768am

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:21 (nineteen years ago)

i actually did not know that

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:22 (nineteen years ago)

We had new carpets put in yesterday. They guys who put them in were two Mexicans, but not Mexicans right out of Mexico. They spoke English (with occasional Spanish) but they had that accent that they have even if they're raised here all their life. You know what I mean? So keep the accent in mind.
One guy was 35, the other was 21. They were so funny!

So I'm on Dad's computer checking my e-mails. The 21 year old was working on the rug by where the TV goes. The 35 year old is in the hall were the two halls come together. The conversation went like this:

35: Dude...Have you ever seen Nanny McFee?
21: What?
35: A movie. Nanny McFee?
21: No. I don't even know what that is.
silence....
a minute later....
Me: Have YOU seen it???
35: Yeah! It was really good!
21: What's it about?
35: It's like a modern Mary Poppins.
21: Mary Poppins was a good movie!
35: Yeah! In Nanny McFee the nanny was REALLY ugly. She had to come to take care of these kids, right? Well the kids were all mean and disrespectful. And the nanny was ugly. But the more they grew to love her and respect her, the more beautiful she got.
21: Oh! That sounds like a good movie.
35: yeah. It had a very good moral tale.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:27 (nineteen years ago)

i love yr Mom

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:28 (nineteen years ago)

ally fyi for future drunk texting i'm pretty sure the line is "cerebral rape and pillage in a village of his choice"

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:29 (nineteen years ago)

you are correct but i have no memory of texting you anything like that at all to begin with!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:30 (nineteen years ago)

yeah but what's the next line?

invisible man sees the invisible voice?

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:34 (nineteen years ago)

guys now that jon mcboingboing williams has figured out that there is a bad movie named wild hogs coming out I think I have to go back to the quicktime trailers page and find some new cock-and-ball torture for the brain

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:34 (nineteen years ago)

invisable man who can sing with a visible voice i think

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:35 (nineteen years ago)

sing in an invisible voice

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:35 (nineteen years ago)

no wait yeah VISIBLE not invisible fuck it i'm getting into the shower

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:35 (nineteen years ago)

yeah that's more right i think, westerberg is a mumbler

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:36 (nineteen years ago)

maybe "without a visible voice"

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:36 (nineteen years ago)

From Playtone and producers Tom Hanks, Gary Goetzman, and Pippa Harris, Starter For 10 is a romantic comedy set in the mid-80s about a working-class kid struggling to make his way in the rarified world of upper-class British University. On his way to achieving his long-held ambition to appear on the British TV Quiz Show, University Challenge, he falls in love with his beautiful teammate and forms a plan to win her heart through his advanced general knowledge skills. Starter For 10 is a bittersweet comedy about loyalty, class, falling in love and the difference between knowledge and wisdom.

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:36 (nineteen years ago)

Why are you watching so much TV?

― Del Monte Young (ex machina), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:37 (nineteen years ago)

Hilary Swank plays a former Christian missionary who lost her faith after her family was tragically killed, and has since become a world renowned expert in disproving religious phenomena. But when she investigates a small Louisiana town that is suffering from what appear to be the Biblical plagues, she realizes that science cannot explain it.

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:38 (nineteen years ago)

omg movie trailers on the internets! it's amazing!

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:38 (nineteen years ago)

got a feelin inside

CANT EXPLAIN

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:38 (nineteen years ago)

ACCORDING TO INTERNETS
Cerebral rape and pillage in a village of his choice.
Invisible man who can sing in a visible voice.
Feeling like a hundred bucks, exchanging good lucks face to face.
Checkin' his stash by the trash at St. Mark's place.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:39 (nineteen years ago)

Well Jon doesn't even know how to click the fucking "add to cart" button at circuitcity.com, so give the kid a break

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:39 (nineteen years ago)

I'm in love

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:40 (nineteen years ago)

he falls in love with his beautiful teammate and forms a plan to win her heart through his advanced general knowledge skills

wow, worst plan since invading russia in the winter of '42.

― chicago kevin, it is said, never gives up his dead (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:40 (nineteen years ago)

no actually you should check with ZR about that

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:40 (nineteen years ago)

trivia the movie

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:41 (nineteen years ago)

mark that peter sellers muppet show clip is actually kind of sad and touching.

"you see, there is no me, i do not exist."

maybe i'm just really really hungover.

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:41 (nineteen years ago)

what's that song?

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:41 (nineteen years ago)

They finish each other’s sentences, dance like Fred and Ginger, and share the same downtown loft — the perfect couple? Not exactly. Gray and Sam (Heather Graham and Tom Cavanagh), are a sister and brother so compatible and inseparable that people actually assume they are dating. Mortified, they both agree they must branch out and start searching for love.

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:42 (nineteen years ago)

I'M IN LOVE
WITH THAT SONG

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:42 (nineteen years ago)

Mortified, they both agree they must branch out and start searching for love.

unless this is written by v.c. andrews i'm preparing to give it a thumbs down.

― chicago kevin, it is said, never gives up his dead (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:43 (nineteen years ago)

kevin is otm

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:43 (nineteen years ago)

OOOOOOOOHHH IF HE DIED IN MEMPHIS WOULDN'T THAT BE COOL?

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:44 (nineteen years ago)

who's behind the board?

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:44 (nineteen years ago)

note that all three films I have posted so far are actually based off of bollywood scripts produced five or six years ago

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:45 (nineteen years ago)

can i use your hairspray?

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:45 (nineteen years ago)

fuck this, it's noodle time.

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:46 (nineteen years ago)

they tell me he's a dope

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:46 (nineteen years ago)

who wants a ysi of tv's the wankette's high school band covering the 'mats live

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:47 (nineteen years ago)

hell yeah

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:47 (nineteen years ago)

you'll probably have to get me drunk

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:48 (nineteen years ago)

why isn't today friday?

― chicago kevin says fuck this, it's noodle time. (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:48 (nineteen years ago)

kevin, as usual, otm

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:49 (nineteen years ago)

or thursday, I've got a three day weekend.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:50 (nineteen years ago)

i want to skip out of work and go bowling and drink gin and smoke cigarettes.

― chicago kevin says fuck this, it's noodle time. (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:50 (nineteen years ago)

diversey rock and bowl is a mere 5 minute bus ride from my apartment.

― chicago kevin says fuck this, it's noodle time. (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:51 (nineteen years ago)

celebrate diversity rock and bowl

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:52 (nineteen years ago)

fuck it, looks like they're early adopters of the smoking ban. i'll find someplace else.

― chicago kevin says fuck this, it's noodle time. (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:56 (nineteen years ago)

I want this house

http://www.kultureflash.net/archive/193/images/SB11.jpg

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 16:57 (nineteen years ago)

ONE FOOT IN THE DOOR, THE OTHER FOOT IN THE GUTTER

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 17:00 (nineteen years ago)

THAT SWEET SMELL THAT THEY ADORE

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 17:00 (nineteen years ago)

YEAH I THINK I'D RATHER SMOTHER

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 17:03 (nineteen years ago)

WHERE I STOPPED READING YOUR EMAIL, ONE IN A SERIES:

I work for a media company called VICE, not sure if you are familiar with it all.

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 17:03 (nineteen years ago)

well done, you got past the comma.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 17:07 (nineteen years ago)

just tell me again why we hang out on the board of three toed luddites?

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 17:11 (nineteen years ago)

so kevin costner is ed norton and william hurt is brad pitt but instead of beating each other up they murder people and demi moore is after them also dane cook is a photographer who I think costner/hurt gets to murder at some point, or at least I fucking hope so.

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 17:11 (nineteen years ago)

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 17:14 (nineteen years ago)

ok my house has no actual suitable food in it

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 17:22 (nineteen years ago)

i have zr's ladyfriend's leftover enchiladas, also delicious leftover mr chen's sesame chicken

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 17:24 (nineteen years ago)

ok i'm gonna eat yr food, it sounds better than this can of tomatoes

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 17:26 (nineteen years ago)

peapod man, peapod man

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 17:29 (nineteen years ago)

EAT THE PEAPOD MAN

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

i went to that website but they wanted to charge me for full access

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 17:33 (nineteen years ago)

zelda in the legend of zelda games is named after f. scott fitzgerald's wife

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 17:37 (nineteen years ago)

everyone fucking knows that

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 17:37 (nineteen years ago)

good thing he didn't marry someone named Gwendolyn.

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

so we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the minish realm

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 17:46 (nineteen years ago)

^^^that might be the single nerdiest thing i've ever posted

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 17:46 (nineteen years ago)

so we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly...miami style

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 17:49 (nineteen years ago)

http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/6987/yaaaaowkm9.png

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 17:49 (nineteen years ago)

fuck that green light

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 17:50 (nineteen years ago)

AIN'T NOBODY WATCHING RUN IT!

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 17:51 (nineteen years ago)

RED RED LIGHT RUN IT

HAIRCUT NAZI

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 17:52 (nineteen years ago)

uuuuh tape's rolling

SO WHAT

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 17:52 (nineteen years ago)

i'm in love with a girl who works at the store but i'm nothing but a CUSTOMER

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 17:53 (nineteen years ago)

i love this thread so much today

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 17:54 (nineteen years ago)

written 20 mins after we recorded it

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 17:54 (nineteen years ago)

ILL TAKE SUGARLESS

Title: good
Song: Kinda

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 17:55 (nineteen years ago)

Every

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 17:55 (nineteen years ago)

bodythat'sonmyblock

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 17:56 (nineteen years ago)

TOMMY SAYS SO! TOMMY SAYS SO! TOMMY SAYS SO! SO! SO! SO WHAT

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

irresponsibility's my closest friend

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

Carelessisthewayi'llstay

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 17:58 (nineteen years ago)

and new york city? i guess it's cool when it's dark

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 17:58 (nineteen years ago)

:D :D :D :D

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 17:58 (nineteen years ago)

(also: all right...if you like SAXOPHONES)

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 17:59 (nineteen years ago)

WAAHAAAAAHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOallnightlongyougottaHOLDONyougottaHOLDON

YOU GOTTA RATTLESNAKE
YEAH YOU GOTTA RATTLESNAKE

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 17:59 (nineteen years ago)

HELLLOOO, THIS IS THE MINNEAPOLIS POLICE, THE PARTY IS OVER

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

you guys are being pretty awesome today, i just wanted to say

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

SOMETHIN TO HUSKER

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

well thanks to ZR for finally being the guy who makes a reference to a song I've actually heard and remember

this is all kind of exactly like being at a bar with you people but there's no beer for me to stare into while you guys know all the lyrics

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 18:01 (nineteen years ago)

;_1

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

true fact: I do not own Stink

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

DUDE GIMME TEN MINUTES I'LL SENDSPACE THAT SHIT MW

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 18:04 (nineteen years ago)

THEY SAY "NO UFO"
MAYBE YOU SEE THEM FLY

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 18:04 (nineteen years ago)

Cool. I'm just a cheapskate. It has what five songs and I couldn't be bothered to spend the ten bucks, and I loved Sorry Ma & Hootenanny so goddamn much.

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

yeah dude you need to own stink it's super! "kids don't follow," and "go" and "GOD DAMN JOB" are so so so so rad

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

i've heard goddamn job i think but that's it.

my mom wouldn't let me go see them in high school during the Don't Tell A Soul tour. I'm probably better off for it.

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 18:06 (nineteen years ago)

my mom wouldn't let go see U2 during the popmart tour. i'm definitely better off for it.

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 18:07 (nineteen years ago)

let me, rather

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 18:08 (nineteen years ago)

lol @ U2

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 18:08 (nineteen years ago)

lol @ us all

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 18:08 (nineteen years ago)

"YEAH MEXICAN BAR MITZVAH"

"Asking Me Lies" Replacements=WORST LYRICS EVER

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha mw i'm also sending you an awesome live track from the DTAS tour

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

i'm so bored

but still laughing over the popmart tour thing

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

I am going to start a band called "LOL @ U2"

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

Does anyone have When The Shit Hits The Fans? I've never heard that.

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 18:11 (nineteen years ago)

I don't watch the TV, I watch the clock
Party goin' up there on the block
The neighbors complain that they can hear
I smoke my cigarettes, drink my cola

I need more cigarettes
More cigarettes, I need

Everybody's waiting, sitting on a stool
Black leather jacket and she's oh so cool
Everybody's waiting, they better show
Chased out back all the way home

At six o'clock batten the hatches
We got cigarettes but ain't got no matches

I put some holes in my filter, holes in my head
I better ??? , I'm reading in bed

I need more cigarettes
Give me more cigarettes, I need
Gotta get more cigarettes

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 18:12 (nineteen years ago)

i had shit hits the fans on CASSETTE TAPE (the only format in which it was released, i believe), but no fucking clue where it is now. it's a total novelty record, there are way more awesome 'mats live bootlegs i could send if you wanted to hear 'em

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 18:13 (nineteen years ago)

yeah shtf is not actually very enjoyable.

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 18:15 (nineteen years ago)

oh okay, right on.

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

I GOTTA HIIIIIDE, I GOTTA RUUUUNNN

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

I TRIED SUICIDE

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

but that ain't no fun

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

SUGAR SUGAR OH HONEY HONEY

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

I HATE MUSIC

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

brian you want me to ysi you alex chilton covering that?

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

ZR if you need a fishing partner, please let me know

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

YES

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

although actually my overall listening habits would make me more interested in the archies covering big star.

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 18:21 (nineteen years ago)

I WISH

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 18:22 (nineteen years ago)

wait i'm kind of with you on that, brian

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 18:22 (nineteen years ago)

man i actually really want to go fishing when it warms up is anyone interested in this?

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

all he wants to do is fish

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

additionally hiking and spending time outside again and maybe going camping?

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 18:24 (nineteen years ago)

yes on hiking

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 18:24 (nineteen years ago)

i told you like two months ago that i would go do that kind of crap! i've never done it, it seems fascinating?

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 18:25 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, i'll just be in here smoking and drinking gin, have fun guys

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 18:25 (nineteen years ago)

interested in: old rag, great falls and old-growth forests in w. va (? might be plain ol virginia actually)

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 18:25 (nineteen years ago)

actually i'd totally go fishing

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 18:25 (nineteen years ago)

i finally got around to picking up the equals "baby come back" lp last week and holy christ this whole record is a gem. imagine the archies playing reggae and it TOTALLY NOT SUCKING.

― chicago kevin says fuck this, it's noodle time. (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 18:25 (nineteen years ago)

if there is one thing i DO know about fishing it is that most people smoke and drink while doing it

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 18:26 (nineteen years ago)

kevin is that eddy grant's first band?

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

old growth forests=yes

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

kevin that sounds awesome. also yes, smoking and drinking is pretty much all you do. howevs if we catch delicious wild troutses i can fillet them (or we can prep em whole as they are totally delicious either way) and make amazing mealz.

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

I would totally go fishing if there was an indoor option. Can you do ice fishing huts without the ice?

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

oh man zr you and i can do an iron chef outdoor trout!!!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 18:30 (nineteen years ago)

also are there any bodies of water around here that have KFC popcorn shrimp?

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 18:30 (nineteen years ago)

reflecting pool on the mall, i think

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 18:31 (nineteen years ago)

dead dylan thomas, yes. i'm telling you, the b side of this record is everything that pop music should be. and all the hits are on the a side. it's a fucking killer.

― chicago kevin says fuck this, it's noodle time. (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 18:32 (nineteen years ago)

Anyone up for an irc ilc channel?

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 18:33 (nineteen years ago)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=03UsYhP5RY8

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 18:37 (nineteen years ago)

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 18:41 (nineteen years ago)

The Replacements -- "I Could Never Take the Place of Your Man" (Live, 1989)

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 18:49 (nineteen years ago)

:D
(^^^ my only face for today i guess)

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 18:57 (nineteen years ago)

I Could Never Take the Place Of Your.mp3" is a great song/file name.

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 18:57 (nineteen years ago)

And I said baby, don't waste your bandwidth

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 18:59 (nineteen years ago)

GIS has led me to the worst indie-pr0n ever:

http://www.eye.net/eye/issue/issue_08.10.00/film/photos/FI-onscreenB10.gif

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

lapsed catholic here too

― Matilda Wormwood (Mary ), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 19:02 (nineteen years ago)

the replacements is kind of a terrible movie, i don't know what gene hackman was doing in it

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 19:03 (nineteen years ago)

yeah it's no marooned

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

what's even worse is the they might be giants song called "hi we're the replacements."

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

btw today's weather you are very pretty

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/166/397890382_3b1e1f7ce7_o.png

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

KUDOS

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

never again mention they might be giants

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 19:08 (nineteen years ago)

The Replacements has a lot more rewatchability value and teaches better life lessons than Any Given Sunday, in addition to being much more closely tied to the real events in NFL history.

It does lack the eyeball pop and there's no corrupt bastard team medic side story starring the guy who discovered AIDS

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

yeah matthew modine is pretty hot

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

I was at the black cat on saturday night and the DJ played that band that we can't mention. That sucked.

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

so is al pacino, so actually that proves by science that AGS is better

xpost you should've killed him.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 19:13 (nineteen years ago)

tho the girl in the replacements is much cuter than cameron diaz

guys i'm torn

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 19:14 (nineteen years ago)

Alex Chilton -- "Sugar Sugar / Got the Feelin' (Heavy Medley)"

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 19:15 (nineteen years ago)

I would rather hear Joy Division in a bar than that other band in a club.

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 19:15 (nineteen years ago)

by "in a club" I mean anywhere, ever.

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 19:15 (nineteen years ago)

i would literally rather explode my own eardrums than ever again listen to that band

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 19:17 (nineteen years ago)

yeah if the guy who discovered AIDS was working second banana to the guy who invented Alchoholics Anonymous on my team's sidelines I'd kinda know something was bogus right away. But Al Pacino, no, it takes him three quarters of the movie. Dumbass.

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 19:17 (nineteen years ago)

woah alex that is trippy

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 19:18 (nineteen years ago)

Pete: what other band are they talking about??

Alex: i don't even know? i was going to ask you!

Pete: hahaha
fake accents
:'(

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

some people say i look like matthew modine

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

Matthew Modine is hot!

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 19:21 (nineteen years ago)

so is MW, but I would not say he looks like matthew modine!

― quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

dear mw

too bad you are already married otherwise you'd have a me and horseshoe fan club ;_;

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

awwwwwwwwwww thanks klg

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

i got a couple of songs by that awful band stuck in my head earlier this afternoon, and i couldn't figure out why I even thought of them, they're horrible (i liked a couple of these songs when i was in 9th grade)

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

yeah they're pretty much like Raffi for 14 year olds

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 19:25 (nineteen years ago)

I don't think being married should preclude anyone from having a fan club. I mean I'm dating Alex and I'm married!

― quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 19:25 (nineteen years ago)

you are not dating alex!

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 19:25 (nineteen years ago)

yeah for real nobody dates the wanket

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 19:26 (nineteen years ago)

guys the new ilx is UGLY

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 19:27 (nineteen years ago)

i'm staying here.

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

i didn't mean the fake accents either.. i just read all the posts in between so, just for clarity's sake.. sorry. i'm still sick and kind of out of it today

also, hiking is fun! waht is the problem? fresh air and exercise. i'll go.

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

seriously! no usernames plus that stupid fake html that other, lame-ass internet bulletin boards use! sandbox FOREVER

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

xpost to mw about stupid new ilx, obvs

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

it'd be funnier if it was a response to the dating thing tho

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 19:31 (nineteen years ago)

yeah until stet or someone who knows CSS sorts that out I'm going to stick with the old readable sandbox

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 19:32 (nineteen years ago)

fuck that ugly css shit overriding my font settings.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 19:32 (nineteen years ago)

yeah bookman old style? who are they kidding? jesus christ

also font size settings in pixels is INSANE BEYOND INSANE

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

guys i had to fill in the registration page like 7 times because i couldn't actually read half of the letters they asked me to type--wtf?

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 19:36 (nineteen years ago)

gah.

list-style-type:none;

can't you use greasemonkey to change some of this? i know css but i am lazy

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

how long will it take jon to break something?

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

oh hey i also just found out that from 2pm to 5pm is childe harolde's happy hour!! i forsee lunching at $2 beers in my future days.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

I am trying to work something out with creammonkey right now.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

Hey ally I will join you for ch happy hourz today if you are interested!

― quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

i am interested except i have to wait for a delivery between 4 and 6 :( :( :(

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

no chance im leaving the sandbox

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

srsly

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

html forever

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

I just like the white better than the gray

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

i don't like text that is sized for the geriatric

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

OK, I can't remember enough js to do that.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 19:45 (nineteen years ago)

tom

if i wanted to hook up my computer to yours and transfer my music files, how would i accomplish this task with our household items.

thanks!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

http://docs.info.apple.com/article.html?artnum=58583

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 19:54 (nineteen years ago)

Tom

if indeed you are cooking up some new CSS, can you (and this depends on CSS rather than you) set a flag so that the browser font choice overrides the CSS choice, then I don't have to care about other people's aesthetic choices and keep reading everything in helvetica we way the modernists intended.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

that's a little more complexicated than i was hoping, i would just plug in the external hd but i've put a LOT of albums on here while i was at the radio station and quite frankly i do not think i backed them up :(

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

http://baltimore.indymedia.org/usermedia/image/12/large/star_trek_vulcan_mind_meld.jpg

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

from jon:

http://i9.tinypic.com/35i3ipl.jpg

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:00 (nineteen years ago)

that's hilarious

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:00 (nineteen years ago)

ok that is the funniest thread of all time actually

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

I sent stet the exact same CSS file that is up there right now but ripped out every bit of font-family and font-size arguments etc. it actually ends up looking quite nice and familiar.

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

guys what do you actually write in those "overview" or whatever sections of resumes? i suck at this

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

thanks, Tom!

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

ILX without jon is nowhere i want to be

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

^^^^ i am with pete

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

yeah wtf?

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

Ally your overview should look like this

Likes

*funny cats photos
*beer
*smiles

Dislikes
*douchebags
*TMBG

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

dude what TV character does the middle guy in this picture EXACTLY resemble

http://a750.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/39/l_62c6c6bca1524420ef60ca003c45fe95.jpg

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:12 (nineteen years ago)

i cant quite place it

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:12 (nineteen years ago)

Jon IMMEDIATELY went in and started trying to squat usernames and then tried to push a java runtime argument or something into the name field. so fuck that kid and his whiny bullshit. he can get over himself. and he will and they'll let him back in once he's not being a fucking baby trying to hack shit. he's really the absolute bar none dumbest smart person I know.

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

guys what do you actually write in those "overview" or whatever sections of resumes? i suck at this

hey I've gotten pretty good at this -- I change up my "overview" to correspond to whatever jobbie for which I am applying and then pretty much leave the rest of the resume as-is--v. efficient. We should discuss over das beerz

― quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

it is true that my two dislikes in life are douchebags and tmbg, i can't work in a place with either

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:15 (nineteen years ago)

Thanks Tom, It is still defaulting to TNR, in safari, but this appears to be Safari's fault, fuck safari.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:15 (nineteen years ago)

i wasn't too sure about smiles, but i just went with it.

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:15 (nineteen years ago)

ok yes let's discuss this, i can try to print out a copy. it needs serious overhauling to the main section anyway because it doesn't actually have my current job on it.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

OK, no it was just safari caching for too long.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

Fuck safari in the ass.

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

washingtonpost.com front page photo

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

wtf

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

http://img02.picoodle.com/img/img02/7/2/21/f_oldpeoplem_a8801c1.jpg

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

i love any email where the subject reads "hey dipstick".

― chicago kevin says fuck this, it's noodle time. (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:27 (nineteen years ago)

(xpost) it's like prairie home companion vs. golden girls vs. pigs in space vs. elton john

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

did the body live up to the subject?

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:29 (nineteen years ago)

you could've just stopped at prairie home companion, dude.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

did the body live up to the subject?

hey dipstick

don't buy any tickets ever again for any of our shows...

― chicago kevin is still a little dizzy (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:32 (nineteen years ago)

man the fake fictions are fuckin mean

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

i don't know if i've ever actually bought tickets to see them.

― chicago kevin is still a little dizzy (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

wait, i know i paid $5 to get into the old man puerto rican bar they played last february. but there were no tickets per se.

― chicago kevin is still a little dizzy (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

i just really like seeing someone (even if it's me in this case) being called a dipstick.

― chicago kevin is still a little dizzy (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

"old man puerto rican bar"!!!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:36 (nineteen years ago)

hi Kevin. there is a new url for nuILX, just FYI. I don't want you not to be able to access it!

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:37 (nineteen years ago)

http://ilx.wh3rd.net:8080/ILX/

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

ha that link makes it Times New Roman for me.

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:40 (nineteen years ago)

thanks sister horseshoe, i saw that but it didn't work. it's probably for the best, once everyone migrates over there my productivity will go through the roof or i will die of boredom or go insane or whatever.

― chicago kevin is still a little dizzy (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:40 (nineteen years ago)

kevin, i'll stay here with you

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:45 (nineteen years ago)

oooh la la...

― chicago kevin is still a little dizzy (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:45 (nineteen years ago)

yeah i'm also staying here, i'm gonna bro with jon

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:46 (nineteen years ago)

just remember to feed him.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:46 (nineteen years ago)

i'm not going over there until it looks better.

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:46 (nineteen years ago)

not after midnight

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:47 (nineteen years ago)

most of my bookmark bar is now dedicated to various ILX's.

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:48 (nineteen years ago)

i'm going to ex girlfriend's show saturday. i'm hopeful it won't be terrible and i'm hopeful i'll be drunk and i'm hopeful she'll have an afterparty and i'm hopeful it won't be awkward but all i'm banking on is being drunk.

― chicago kevin is still a little dizzy (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:48 (nineteen years ago)

go with what you know

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

I gotta say the new building outlines on google maps are making apects of my job much easier.

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:50 (nineteen years ago)

holy shit, it's an early show, i'm gonna have to start drinking in the afternoon. the sacrifices i'm willing to make...

xpost- those are pretty fucking cool.

― chicago kevin is still a little dizzy (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:50 (nineteen years ago)

most of my bookmark bar is now dedicated to various ILX's.

-- mother russia rain down, dammit (yourjobisyourcredi...), February 21st, 2007. (Brian Miller)

ME TOO! ive got ILX, ILX2 [which is the sandbox], and ILX3 [which is ILX2]

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

MY BACK PAY?

GIVEN TO ME AS A "BONUS"

WHICH MEANS IT WAS TAXED AT NEARLY 50% RATE

IT IS REGULAR FUCKING PAY

HOLY CHRIST

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

THAT IS BULLSHIT, ALLY!

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, that's some bullshit right there. i'd call hr and demand resolution TODAY. or do that tomorrow since it's close to the end of your work day.

― chicago kevin is still a little dizzy (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

i am just going to listen to country boy does dub over and over and over again until i fucking feel better about this, which means i should still be listening to this song when i die at 30 of cigarettes.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

god, if only I'D died at 30 of cigarettes. that would've been pretty goddamn good.

― chicago kevin is still a little dizzy (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

little known fact: we're all going to live to be 90 just because nature is spiting us

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:57 (nineteen years ago)

kevin is totally right, ally. you gotta get that paper.

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:57 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, seriously ally, that is utter and complete bullshit. DO NOT stand for that crap because if you lay down for this they will fuck you over 4 ways from sunday. and i'm not even 100% sure what that means but i believe it 100%.

― chicago kevin is still a little dizzy (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

wait, do not stand because if you lay down for this...?

i should learn to speak english one of these days.

― chicago kevin is still a little dizzy (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

PAPERCLIP MAN

U R AN AWESOME SONG WHEN I AM ANGRY

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

there's not much i can do about it, i mean hr didn't want to give me the back pay to begin with

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

call the irs and see what they say.

― chicago kevin is still a little dizzy (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:01 (nineteen years ago)

i wouldn't give your real name and maybe borrow a cell phone to do it though.

― chicago kevin is still a little dizzy (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:01 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

i'll tell them i'm schefter

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:03 (nineteen years ago)

So y'all are gonna stay over here? I got weirded out in the middle of registering for the other place and gave off.

I never do the intro part of resumes. Just start off with my name address and schooling.

― Matilda Wormwood (Mary ), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:18 (nineteen years ago)

it is kind of amazing how much your hr and finance people totally blow ass in every direction whenever possible over there

do we know any lawyers besides gabbneb? we should find out at what point it is appropriate to bring suit against an employer for unpaid wages and commissions

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:22 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/uscode29/usc_sec_29_00000206----000-.html

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:25 (nineteen years ago)

YEAH, what he said is what i would have said if i wasn't both half asleep and a moron.

xpost.

― chicago kevin is still a little dizzy (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:25 (nineteen years ago)

i could talk to lisa but i don't think it's her type of law and also this is just retarded and not worth my time. i'm going to type up my letter of resignation and get out.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:27 (nineteen years ago)

what do you think the chances are of Bill and Ian both getting themselves fired because when you quit the magazine goes right the fuck out of business entirely?

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:28 (nineteen years ago)

well if the magazine goes out of business, they technically would be laid off, not fired.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:29 (nineteen years ago)

boourns

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:33 (nineteen years ago)

what if the magazine goes out of business and the building collapses? then do they get fired?

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:34 (nineteen years ago)

charltonlido is crying alone becaus eI insulted his manhood.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:34 (nineteen years ago)

BTW hilarious workplace story of my day is that one of the incident handlers we laid off two weeks ago is back in the office working for the same subcontractor as before but now he's our arcsight "support engineer" in training, on a different contract, but he sits in here with us. He had to get a new badge photo taken. Jesus Christ this place.

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:36 (nineteen years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6304090900.01._AA280_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:38 (nineteen years ago)

why don't you own a handgun?

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:40 (nineteen years ago)

i think, for my health, i am NOT going out anywhere tonight, but people are free to come over for drinks and movies and whatever, kind of like what i intended to do last night before the black cat gin madness.

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:56 (nineteen years ago)

i heard this link is what happened in yr apartment last night

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ewsHwVOyyE

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:57 (nineteen years ago)

OMG JUST GOT CELL PHONE BILL OMG OMG

FUCK YOU WORK CONFERENCE CALLS! FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOU!!!

― quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:58 (nineteen years ago)

oh shit.

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:58 (nineteen years ago)

no no wait you do NOT pay for those

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:59 (nineteen years ago)

wait, yeah, you should be reimbursed by your company

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 22:00 (nineteen years ago)

Hell, my company reimburses me for excessive blackberry ilxing whilst on holiday in switzerland.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 22:03 (nineteen years ago)

blackberry ilxing whilst on holiday in switzerland

DORK KLANG

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 22:12 (nineteen years ago)

from 3400 m.ü.M.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 22:13 (nineteen years ago)

how did you insult manhood?

my internship consists of endlessly filling out excel spreadsheets.

i hate excel spreadsheets. i have not had to interact with one (until now) for the past 5 or so years.

― Matilda Wormwood (Mary ), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 22:33 (nineteen years ago)

wait, what is on these spreadsheets??

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 22:33 (nineteen years ago)

I insinuated that he didn't know one end of a spade from t'other.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 22:34 (nineteen years ago)

first spreadsheet project: government docs
second spreadsheet project: electronic reference sources

i don't understand that insult

― Matilda Wormwood (Mary ), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 22:35 (nineteen years ago)

yeah that is a weird slight.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 22:36 (nineteen years ago)

It extends further than that;

However, I can drive this:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/1/122088300_0b38125c3e.jpg?v=0

Mr lido is confused by payphones.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 22:42 (nineteen years ago)

i believe he wasn't really that confused by the phone; i mean i was there, when it happened. i think this is all overrated, the phone confusion thing. mythical status attributed to the mundane; i believe he was looking at a sticker on the phone.

or, he was confused by the phone, either way.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 22:45 (nineteen years ago)

This isn't technically funny or clever or anything but it stuck in my head so I made it into a thingie. plus, bored. oh well time to go home!

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/128/398082574_7316e07899_o.png

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 22:46 (nineteen years ago)

Fuck, I have turned into milo. Oh well, at least there is gin.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 22:46 (nineteen years ago)

Kudos, Tom.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 22:47 (nineteen years ago)

TOMBOT, I would go see that movie.

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 22:48 (nineteen years ago)

ed, maybe this will cheer gareth up after your vile insults.
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/169/398086965_9569cb389f.jpg

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 22:52 (nineteen years ago)

WAIT I FOUND THE REAL PHOTO
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/161/398095292_b064b3066d.jpg
finally :D

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 22:59 (nineteen years ago)

i thought you all might like to see my notes from a meeting i attended today. try to figure out, if you can, exactly where my inability to stay awake while remaining relatively motionless in a darkened room rears its ugly head:

important time for the fda, not just for the fda as a gov't agency...in recent eyars fda hsb een faced wiht both new and more common or old problem - funding, one that we are continuing to ignore at our peril - safety, credibility - conflic of interst advisory comm's, independence of leadership and inapproprate pressures on staff - can fda do the job tha twe the public ask it to do? the fda staff deserve the rep they've earned...as prof, capabe and extremely dedicated public servants - need to recruit and retain more of them - this is a goal - to have a strong and effective fda, one that is science-based and fulfills the mission laid out fo rit - leg is now pending reg. user fees, product sfety, coi and scientific integrity

we may not have the opportunity to affect it again for several more years -

ruuth katz -

jjane henney - un. cinn - 1999-2001 fda comm. -

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― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 23:24 (nineteen years ago)

RELIEF! Our admin just informed me, after looking at my bill, that it was "not much at all" and that I am to put in for the entire overage amt, not just the calls for work. Apparently someone on our staff (she did not say who) regularly--as in, every month--puts in for like $400 bucks in cell charge reimbursement (instead of just having a fucking company phone, like everyone else).

Yes siree, puttin' the "N" in "Non-profit" over here, folks. . .

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 22 February 2007 00:32 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.ilxor.com:8080/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=44&threadid=1288#unread

guys this is the only good thread on nu-nu-ilx

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 04:27 (nineteen years ago)

hahahahahaha best poll ever

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 04:30 (nineteen years ago)

ok my bro just told me a story about how his roommate somehow managed to BURN MASHED POTATOES which is physically impossible unless he actually set them on fire and i'm no longer sure i understand america at all.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 04:44 (nineteen years ago)

probably used too much lighter fluid. i've done that before.

― chicago kevin is still a little dizzy (chicago kevin), Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:21 (nineteen years ago)

ugh i'm supposed to go this event/dinner/party tonight, where i will probably be photographed and end up in the pages of some shitty magazine read by old rich white ladies in virginia, and i haven't shaved/showered since... like last thursday? probably?

DIRTBAG STYLEE.

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:32 (nineteen years ago)

(I hate to get all meta and shit but y'all heard that the sandbox is going to be deleted, yes?)

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:35 (nineteen years ago)

(xpost) haha alex you're already in their photo directory

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:35 (nineteen years ago)

WHAT?

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:35 (nineteen years ago)

yeah we're dead-enders, dan.

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:38 (nineteen years ago)

NO IMG SRC, NO CREDIBILITY

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:38 (nineteen years ago)

up until 3 days ago i was rockin the handlebar moustache until my friend lisa said the only person who was likely to find it attractive would probably be a memeber of the greek navy. then her husband came in and said he was diggin' the 'stache. roffles ensued.

i shaved off the handlebar portion and now am sporting the standard issue cop/dick broom moustache.

― chicago kevin is still a little dizzy (chicago kevin), Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:39 (nineteen years ago)

WHY DELETE THE SANDBOX? WHAT POSSIBLE SENSE COULD THAT MAKE?

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:41 (nineteen years ago)

wait what? srsly?

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:43 (nineteen years ago)

You're dropping the sandbox?

er, obviously, dude. WTF would be the point of two ILXes?

the sandbox was originally meant to be a code testing ground. that was all.

then, during the ILX outage of late last year, it became a replacement ILX.

again, when JW ensured the real ILX1 got closed for good, this became the real ILX.

now the real ILX is back. once the apache issues are fixed so everyone can connect (mitya and noodle vague, for instance, can't get in at all) this will be closed down.

-- grimly fiendish (simonmai...), February 22nd, 2007.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:43 (nineteen years ago)

(taken from As we prepare for our new lives on ILX2, this is where we say our goodbyes to those of us staying in the sandbox)

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:43 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.washingtonlife.com/issues/november-2006//yeas-and-nays/images/yeas-and-nays02.jpg

(were you a yea or a nay?)

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:44 (nineteen years ago)

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:44 (nineteen years ago)

midget woman, or on her knees?

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:45 (nineteen years ago)

shout-out to dead grandather wankette for the suit tho!

(xpost ed i'm 8 feet tall)

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:46 (nineteen years ago)

oh well, good knowing you all!

― chicago kevin is still a little dizzy (chicago kevin), Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:46 (nineteen years ago)

Hey, midget lady, turtleneck?

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:46 (nineteen years ago)

dead grandfather wankette=very funny

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:46 (nineteen years ago)

haha omg @ suit

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:47 (nineteen years ago)

this job would be so much more agreeable if i didn't have to actually interact with anyone else in this building (at a minimum) and if i could blast the minutemen at top volume all day.

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:55 (nineteen years ago)

all jobs would be more agreeable if that were true, kevin

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:55 (nineteen years ago)

that suit is a) seriously my dead grandfather's and b) the greatest thing i own

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:56 (nineteen years ago)

this is pretty much the only picture of me ever taken that i like:
http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/9008/me06hq0.jpg

WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE IN A CORDUROY SUIT DRINKING A BLACK AND TAN RIDING AN EXERCISE BIKE?

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

uhhh a little big there, whoops

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:58 (nineteen years ago)

JESUS YOU ARE ALL SO YOUNG (except maybe kevin???)

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:58 (nineteen years ago)

no, mw and tom are super old too

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:00 (nineteen years ago)

"super-old" = 4 years younger than me???? *dies of arthritis*

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:02 (nineteen years ago)

BITE ME ALLYZAY

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:02 (nineteen years ago)

so am i the only one who's middle aged here?

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:05 (nineteen years ago)

ok, i really didn't mean to inspire some sort of existential crisis in everyone by posting a funny picture of myself drinking a black and tan and riding an exercise bike

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:06 (nineteen years ago)

i like the picture--no crisis here! I still look good!

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:07 (nineteen years ago)

I hope to God I'm not middle-aged yet. I don't have the dosh to support the mid-life crisis.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:07 (nineteen years ago)

does dosh mean butt?

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:08 (nineteen years ago)

i think you look like ira kaplan!

i don't see myself making 68 let alone living past it so i'm guessing i'm at least middle aged. but i'm totally cool with that. age is just a number, etc. etc.

i might feel differently if i didn't have the maturity level of a 15 year old.

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:09 (nineteen years ago)

My butt can support not only a mid-life crisis but an entire badonkadonk-deprived nation.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:09 (nineteen years ago)

a chicken in every pot, junk in every trunk

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:13 (nineteen years ago)

dan, that is an exagerration.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:13 (nineteen years ago)

ONE NATION
UNDER MY ASS

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:14 (nineteen years ago)

^^^ A+#1 PRESIDETN, WOULD VOET AGAIN

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:15 (nineteen years ago)

so we're going to stay here as long as possible, right?

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:15 (nineteen years ago)

Wait Dan are you saying YOUR BUTT CAN SAVE AMERICA????

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:16 (nineteen years ago)

zr of course we are, wtf

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:16 (nineteen years ago)

ok kool thing :D

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:21 (nineteen years ago)

dan, can your ass fix ilx?

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:21 (nineteen years ago)

10am meetings which you're totally not ready for that the client pushes back to 2:30 are AWESOME.

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:22 (nineteen years ago)

Right now it can't be bothered (it should also be writing a status report due in 6 minutes, oops).

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:23 (nineteen years ago)

i wish i was hungover right now. cause that would mean i was doing something other than sorting laundry last night. or at least i would have had more fun while sorting laundry last night.

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:26 (nineteen years ago)

also, i burned the equals lp last night with the intention of uploading it this morning but then i forgot my ipod on my coffee table. maybe tomorrow.

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:28 (nineteen years ago)

i need
more cigarettes
more cigarettes
i need

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:49 (nineteen years ago)

someone from a "407" area code which appears to be disneyworld has been calling me incessantly for the past, oh, 4 weeks. never, ever leaves a message, calls at least 5 times per day. i do not answer phone calls from people i do not know because A) i hate phones B) every time i've done such a thing it's been a horrible terrifying ex calling me to bitch out on something or another anyway. but now, i am not answering purely out of spite.

is this the incorrect instinct?? i'm wondering if it is perhaps tony dungy, calling me from disneyworld, offering me a coaching position, and i am blowing my chances.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:51 (nineteen years ago)

xp - that ist good one. hay alex you got the full vocal version of "seen yr video"? i would very much like to hear that, if so.

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:52 (nineteen years ago)

"Welocme back to the office! Can you see me when you get a chance?"

8[
do not want

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:52 (nineteen years ago)

allyzay have you ever dated goofy?

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:53 (nineteen years ago)

http://p.vtourist.com/853154-Shamu_the_killer_whale_at_SeaWorld-Orlando.jpg
"why won't she answer? ;_;"

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:54 (nineteen years ago)

^^^^^ alex's joke is better

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:55 (nineteen years ago)

is this the incorrect instinct??

no absolutely correct. i didn't answer calls from my parents for months when they got a new area code only because i didn't recognize it. i never answer the phone unless i'm expecting a call from someone i who may not be calling from a number in my phone book.

i'm wondering if it is perhaps tony dungy, calling me from disneyworld, offering me a coaching position, and i am blowing my chances.

ok, if i thought this i'd be checking my phone every two minutes just to make sure i was still getting a signal or something. you have to answer now. are you up for special teams, strength & conditioning, or linebackers coach?

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:56 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.dankomannhaupt.de/bilder/florida01/images/234%20Seaworld%20Orlando%20-%20Shamu.jpg
Try to breathe some life into a letter
Losing hope, never gonna be together
My courage is at it's peak
You know what I mean
How do say you're O.K. to
An answering machine?
How do you say good night to
An answering machine?

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:56 (nineteen years ago)

hahahahahaha! funnies!

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:57 (nineteen years ago)

ok i guess i'll start answering my phone then

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 16:00 (nineteen years ago)

no don't. i will just be a bunch of sad drunk clicks and whirrs

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 February 2007 16:03 (nineteen years ago)

i mean it not i

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 February 2007 16:04 (nineteen years ago)

sure you do

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 22 February 2007 16:08 (nineteen years ago)

NOW the story comes out...

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 16:14 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.family-vacation-getaways-at-los-angeles-theme-parks.com/images/ShamusFace.gif

If I came back as a dolphin
Would U listen 2 me then?
Would U let me be your friend?
Would U let me in?
U can cut off all my fins
But 2 your ways I will not bend
I'll die before I let U tell me how 2 swim
And I'll come back again as a dolphin

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 22 February 2007 16:15 (nineteen years ago)

**clik clik**

― Sad Drunk Flipper (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 February 2007 16:16 (nineteen years ago)

ATTN MORAN: KILLER WHALE != DOLPHIN

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 22 February 2007 16:18 (nineteen years ago)

UH THATS WHY HES SINGING THAT SONG U LITTLE BITCH

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 22 February 2007 16:19 (nineteen years ago)

WHATEVER I AM NEVER SPOONING WITH YOU AGAIN

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 22 February 2007 16:19 (nineteen years ago)

so guys

this is the meeting is just had
1an: so i'm sure you have heard by now about d4rrel
me: yeah, he told me himself on tuesday!
1an: well i just wanted to let you know some things (blah blah blah about a career fair and interview process and # of candidates etc etc). i mean, basically, we need to take some of the load off of you. you're the only person selling any ads on the team, to be honest.
me: lol yeah i know you'd be fucked if i went on a bender or something (nb: i actually said this)
1an: lol yeah don't do that! i'm serious, though. so, i would like to get you more involved in a lot of the higher level processes, i think maybe we need to get you in on managerial type stuff........
me: (thinking) DO NOT WANT DO NOT WANT BOXCAR BOXCAR NO NO NO PLZ SAVE ME SHAMU
1an: ...first, this is an admission of a mistake on my part. you're going to be taking back over the c0ld spr1ng harb0r account, and i'm going to reassess the key accounts anyway, let's see what we can do with that. i think you'd be a better fit for quite a few of them...
me: (thinking) HOW DOES THIS HELP EXCUSE ME BUT WTF R U DOIN
1an: ...also, the interview process is going to start on monday. i'd like you to be responsible for this, have you ever interviewed people before?
me: (dumbfounded) yes, at my last job, and at the radio station i had to do that too but neither were very professional places lol.
1an: lol radio station! cool. anyway, yeah, i think it'd be best to have you do this, so we can make sure the entire team is working with you, i think you'd be kind of supervisory...
me: (head explodes)

so i went to the korean and flirted for some free coffee to make myself feel better but it only half helped.

WTF DO I HAVE TO DO AROUND HERE? I AM ALREADY WASTING 98% OF MY DAY ONLINE AND SHOW UP HUNGOVER 73% OF THE TIME AND THIS IS THE THANKS I GET.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 16:21 (nineteen years ago)

Cool Allyzay, congrats! Maybe it means more $$$

http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1171895218-417783817_Big.b.jpg

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 February 2007 16:24 (nineteen years ago)

the thing is that those cat dollars are actually what i am being paid in here, mw

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 16:25 (nineteen years ago)

i wish i could easily locate that achewood w/tittybuxx

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 22 February 2007 16:27 (nineteen years ago)

i wish i could get the cartiledge head achewood out of my brain

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 16:29 (nineteen years ago)

btw kudos to the latest achewood arch for the "truffles of the lady body" line

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 16:30 (nineteen years ago)

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 22 February 2007 16:32 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=02212007

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 16:33 (nineteen years ago)

I totally missed that.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 22 February 2007 16:38 (nineteen years ago)

ok so last night i showed this one http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=09132005 to my friend rich because i wanted him to see the scariest shit i have ever seen in a comic and now i can't stop thinking a bout it and i think it prevented me from sleeping last night.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 16:39 (nineteen years ago)

totes. secret taco bell menu = classy

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 22 February 2007 16:39 (nineteen years ago)

hahahaha i love cartilage head!

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 22 February 2007 16:40 (nineteen years ago)

YOU HAVE PROVEN YOURSELF A COWARD

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 16:42 (nineteen years ago)

hey ZR to answer yr question from like an hour ago i have about half of BOINK!! but not the alt "Seen yr video." there's some other good shit on there tho if you ever wanna hear it, tho maybe nothing too essential if you already have, like, the acoustic "stairwell" version of "can't hardly wait"

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 16:43 (nineteen years ago)

you can prob s0uls33k that shit pretty easily BOINK's not hard to find.

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 16:43 (nineteen years ago)

wow, cartilage head really reminds me of the comics a guy I went to college with did

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Thursday, 22 February 2007 16:44 (nineteen years ago)

yeah we all went to college with that guy, is the thing

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 16:46 (nineteen years ago)

dudes we are successfully turning new ordery jam into quine tapes jam :D

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 22 February 2007 16:48 (nineteen years ago)

no no no turn it into rock n roll animal

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 16:52 (nineteen years ago)

awesome! I can't wait to hear new FA songs!

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 February 2007 16:52 (nineteen years ago)

maybe will turn it into take no prisoners

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 22 February 2007 16:53 (nineteen years ago)

three-minute dueling noodly arena rock guitar solo intro DO IT

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 16:53 (nineteen years ago)

there ain't nobody watchin DO IT

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 22 February 2007 16:54 (nineteen years ago)

i think you should turn it into a dead or alive album

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 16:54 (nineteen years ago)

ALLY OTM

you're gonna need a lot more sequencers.

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Thursday, 22 February 2007 16:55 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha take no prisoners otm

"What does Mark Jenkins do in bed? Is he a toe fucker?"

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 16:55 (nineteen years ago)

i assume this new song is approximately 34:45 in length

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 February 2007 16:56 (nineteen years ago)

Dead Or Alive were like the VU of Hi-NRG

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Thursday, 22 February 2007 16:57 (nineteen years ago)

brian, i'm glad you are here to help me out amongst the corny indie fuckers.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 16:57 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.ilxor.com:8080/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=40&threadid=52211#unread

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 22 February 2007 17:00 (nineteen years ago)

(xpost) omg I know it's like get a real recording studio already.

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Thursday, 22 February 2007 17:00 (nineteen years ago)

http://homepages.nyu.edu/~alr237/doa_main.jpg

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 17:00 (nineteen years ago)

hey you synth people can bite me and my barnacle encrusted hiney

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 February 2007 17:01 (nineteen years ago)

http://graphicexpectations.com/posterimg/urgh.jpg

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 17:02 (nineteen years ago)

You saw a he-man body, with an angel's face
I was a different gender, king of the
she-male race,
I wore belts, boots up to my thighs,
I had thick mascara all around my eyes,
I've done it before, I'm gonna do it again,
I had a different name, I'm not ashamed,..It was!

N.U.K.L.E.O.P.A.T.R.A Nukleopatra,
N.U.K.L.E.O.P.A.T.R.A Nukleopatra,
Nukleopatra, Nukleopatra!

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Thursday, 22 February 2007 17:04 (nineteen years ago)

i was walkin', walkin' around walkin' round, round round downtown saw some people stompin' round sayin' disco sucks, like shit lots of plastic people building a plastic steeple

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 17:06 (nineteen years ago)

mw please stop telling me to bite you, i don't think you'd enjoy it much if it actually happened

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 17:11 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsYQtLRT1rA

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 17:12 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrwUqSCkidc

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 17:14 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRtKUqY6LSs

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 17:15 (nineteen years ago)

"Brent is being Groom-zilla and needs a detailed itinerary of everything pretty much from Tuesday before the wedding until Sunday"

someone get me out of this responsibility

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 17:17 (nineteen years ago)

tho apparently for some reason i am required to bring my swimsuit to the wedding ??? it's march???

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 17:17 (nineteen years ago)

dear allyzay,

you're right, I'm sorry.

Best,

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 February 2007 17:18 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcG76eCbnz8

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 17:19 (nineteen years ago)

^^^that one's really awesome

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 17:19 (nineteen years ago)

i'm going to bring the silver space swimsuit from american apparel and really freak out my sis's boy's ultra-religious parents i think.

xpost goddamnit i do not have sound at work and that does look awesome ;_;

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 17:21 (nineteen years ago)

top clip, alex, I see you get a starring role 1:20 in

this was what it sent me to next

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmsV9R8FsDA&NR

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 22 February 2007 17:25 (nineteen years ago)

wow that shoe is giving birth to a kitten!

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 February 2007 17:27 (nineteen years ago)

oh man i heart fattey kitten!!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 17:29 (nineteen years ago)

hey ally: http://www.bluealvarez.com/bluealva/patterns.html

― Del Monte Young (ex machina), Thursday, 22 February 2007 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

QUE??

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 17:33 (nineteen years ago)

UH WTF WITH THE THUNDER

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 17:39 (nineteen years ago)

WTF WAS THAT NOIZE

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

http://pip.rubberfeet.org/desktop_pics/Sonic_boom/Sonic_boom800x600.jpg

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

yeah that was crazy loud

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 February 2007 17:41 (nineteen years ago)

oh man that would rule so hard if that was what the noise was

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 17:41 (nineteen years ago)

Ally, was that the classic trick where they try to make it sound like they are going to give you more interesting work and get more involved in the processes and all they end up doing is throwing more work at you?

― Matilda Wormwood (Mary ), Thursday, 22 February 2007 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

yeah it seems to be the case. i mean, i don't want more interesting work, i'm happy with what i'm doing theoretically, i just want to get paid for it. i'll gladly take on their stupid psuedo promotion as well, but not if they're going to keep paying me sub-par wages compared to other people here, and if they're not going to commission me on the shit i'm doing. :(

i am soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bored right now btw

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

guys, seriously, ghost rider this weekend?

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

YES OTM YES

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

dammit I am in atlanta this weekend ;_;

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Thursday, 22 February 2007 18:30 (nineteen years ago)

ally, exactly, they should compensate you accordingly if they're going to make you take on supervisory role! you shouldn't have to be fighting with hr just to get a paycheck, wtf.

my thought is, first thing that needs to happen is the employer actually starts keeping some of their promises.

i'm kind of struggling with this myself, it's like, we are short staffed and i've had to take on more work & more difficult than my job description really says but it's university grade-level pay scale, there's no freedom to give anyone a raise until yearly review time.

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Thursday, 22 February 2007 18:35 (nineteen years ago)

maybe you should just explain to bossface that if he wants you to do more shit the best way to go about it would be for you to quit right now and then come in tomorrow or sometime next week for a job interview with him for the open supervisory sales position at which time if he so desires he can make an offer of compensation appropriate to your role and responsibilities.

show me the fucking money should really not be such a hard concept for businesspeople to get their head around.

― TOMB07 (trm), Thursday, 22 February 2007 18:37 (nineteen years ago)

yeah that is basically the way it worked here, like you have to wait for your "yearly" reviews we are on a strict pay grade system we're a non-profit etc etc.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 18:38 (nineteen years ago)

e-mail from my mom:

Why are there crows? :)

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 18:47 (nineteen years ago)

That is a tough question, because there is no good systematic approach to the genus at present. Generally, it is assumed that the species from a geographical area are more closely related to each other than to other lineages, but this is not necessarily correct. For example, while the Carrion/Collared/House Crow complex is certainly closely related to each other, the situation is not at all clear regarding the Australian/Melanesian species.
The Neogene fossil record of crows is rather dense in Europe, but the relationships among most prehistoric species is not clear. Jackdaw-, crow- and raven-sized forms seem to have existed since long ago and crows were regularly hunted by humans up to the Iron Age, documenting the evolution of the modern taxa. American crows are not as well-documented.

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Thursday, 22 February 2007 18:54 (nineteen years ago)

reading the craigslist apartment listings makes me want to shoot myself in the head sometimes. i wish i were rich.

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Thursday, 22 February 2007 18:56 (nineteen years ago)

tombot otm.. Ally does your nonprofit have a supervisory position open so that they could just move you to that job instead of going "oh no we can't raise your pay until june"

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Thursday, 22 February 2007 19:03 (nineteen years ago)

they have a ton of positions open in my dept but none in a higher capacity than mine per se.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 19:09 (nineteen years ago)

what a pain. maybe it's a matter of.. if they really had an incentive to make something happen & fight the bureaucracy, they could, but they're hoping they'll be able to get you to do more work for the same pay because it's too hard for them to fight bureacracy, amirite?

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Thursday, 22 February 2007 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

yup basically.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 19:13 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.laist.com/attachments/la_henry/ghostrider.jpg
^^^^cannot wait

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 19:27 (nineteen years ago)

ok it is showing at gallery place and in georgetown, which would be preferable do you think? gallery place is more convenient ie there is a metro there but georgetown is nowhere near the mci center.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

you guys seeing that on sunday?

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 22 February 2007 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

that is what we've been trying to say

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 19:31 (nineteen years ago)

maybe? i'm brunching with someone on sunday, and then there is country night, but there's probably room for ghost rider in between those things.

my sat afternoon is pretty damn open too, i think.

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

I won't be here, but I would second gtown not being near MCI center and also I always gotta rep for CHADWICK'S.

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Thursday, 22 February 2007 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

i can't get to g'town easily at all ;_;

but i've been meaning to go to levi's store? :/

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

i kind of prefer saturday myself and also if i go to georgetown i can go to kiehl's and waste all my money again so another point for gtown

also yeah haven't been to chadwicks in ages!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

i usually just walk to georgetown

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

those burgers are so awesome

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Thursday, 22 February 2007 19:36 (nineteen years ago)

also the option of a fries/onion rings side mix? THE JAM.

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Thursday, 22 February 2007 19:36 (nineteen years ago)

wait guys we could also do this on friday

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

I would be down for friday.

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Thursday, 22 February 2007 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

note to short-week retards like myself - that is TOMORROW!

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Thursday, 22 February 2007 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

ok i'm no good at this planning when to see ghost rider thing

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

yeah we can do this tomorrow. or really any day is good for me, my plans are easily changeable!!!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

this is never going to happen, is it

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

yeah too many options

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Thursday, 22 February 2007 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

ok if we do it tomorrow, we'll all be going there drunk from the big hunt, right? 'cause that sounds pretty ok.

NB i liked the bit where i got to buy new pants tho so i still kinda vote for saturday (confidential to PLSMITH we can watch NDH on sunday?)

to sum up: let's go see ghost rider three days in a row

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

let's just go move into the movie theatre

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

i could go friday.

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Thursday, 22 February 2007 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

can we at least do good big hunting till 8 or something?

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 22 February 2007 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

ok i rilly do wanna see GR, but fri ist no go, and i think sat is as well...boo

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 22 February 2007 19:49 (nineteen years ago)

the thing is that if we do that we will definitely not go to the movie tho the trek to gtown should be hilarious

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

why not gplace?? its like 4 stops from dupont, as opposed to the drunkest walk of everyones life?

(who am i kidding weve all had drunker walks than the big hunt at 8 could furnish)

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 22 February 2007 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

BECAUSE I WANT TO GO SHOPPING but whatever your point is more accurate.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/127/398090820_df7e45ecd4_o.jpg

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

guys maybe we should wait another week to do this so that it'll work out with everyone's schedule, and instead just do our normal drink-until-dead thing.

xpost alex otm

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

drinky drinky drinky drinky drinky cats

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 February 2007 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

guys how would we ever remember to drink @ BH on Friday evenings without the ilx sandbox

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 February 2007 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

^ a stunning insight into the inner workings of my mind (uh xpost)

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

DAMMIT I AM NOT SPENDING ANOTHER WEEK OF MY LIFE NOT HAVING SEEN GHOST RIDER

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

BUDDY GO SHOPPING IN GTOWN AND I WILL MEET U GUYS THERE AFTER BAND PRAC, THEN WE WILL WATCH NDH SOMETIME ON SUNDAY

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 22 February 2007 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ pete has the best idea

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

yeah pete otm

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

alternate weekend plan:

spend three days watching this on repeat:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crfrKqFp0Zg

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 20:02 (nineteen years ago)

ok yeah that would be cool too but let's not fuck things up now that pete have provided an actual plan

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

i get easily distracted!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

evoattack (4 hours ago)
this guy just prove that playing the flute is not so gay after all XD

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

beer beer beer beer beer records beer book beer book cat cat cat cat beer cat book book book beer

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 February 2007 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

dead dylan thomas otm

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 20:05 (nineteen years ago)

The National Archives website is DOWN. WHAT DOES THIS SAY ABOUT US AS A NATION

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 February 2007 20:05 (nineteen years ago)

replace the word "book" with "peyton manning" and i think that's been my entire last four months.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 20:06 (nineteen years ago)

lol @ mama NARA i luv u girl

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 22 February 2007 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

mw they've hired some britishers to remake it with shitty css

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

a_p OTM. I can't even look at it w/Google Cache.

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 February 2007 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

the most boggling thing to me is how the line break in the menu is totally part of the source code

― TOMB07 (trm), Thursday, 22 February 2007 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

waht

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

guys this is the funniest thing i've read all day
http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/02/22/porn.sword.ap/index.html
(thanks jw)

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

menudisplay.java has
right there in the middle of everything! I understand appending line breaks to the end of templates but UH

I fixed it

― TOMB07 (trm), Thursday, 22 February 2007 20:12 (nineteen years ago)

oh I guess old-ilxe doesn't do the code tag

I meant

― TOMB07 (trm), Thursday, 22 February 2007 20:13 (nineteen years ago)

pft

― TOMB07 (trm), Thursday, 22 February 2007 20:13 (nineteen years ago)

Police seized Van Iveren's sword, which he said was a family heirloom.

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 February 2007 20:13 (nineteen years ago)

"porn sword"

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 20:13 (nineteen years ago)

Why must everybody laugh at his mighty sword?

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 20:15 (nineteen years ago)

was that the dude in wisconsin who busted in NINE HOURS after hearing what he thought were cries for help?

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Thursday, 22 February 2007 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

i think a relative forwarded me that story and referred to the dude, unironically, as a "sword-wielding hero"

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

i enjoy the fact that his neighbor had to replay the porn for the cops

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

well we've all been there before

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

I wanna go shopping in g'town! And eat all these hamburgers! If that means I have to see Ghost Ryder, SO BE IT, I WILL TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 22 February 2007 20:21 (nineteen years ago)

can't a person just watch bukkake sluts in peace without sword-wielding psychos and cops busting down doors!!! fuck!!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 20:22 (nineteen years ago)

So wait what day is this happening? I kind of lost track.

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 22 February 2007 20:22 (nineteen years ago)

um xpost

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 22 February 2007 20:22 (nineteen years ago)

yay q come shopping with us on saturday then we will drink until ghost rider time

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 20:22 (nineteen years ago)

can't a person just watch bukkake sluts in peace without sword-wielding psychos and cops busting down doors!!! fuck!!

-- Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (garance8...), February 22nd, 2007 8:22 PM. (Allyzay Eisenschefter) (later) (link)

So wait what day is this happening? I kind of lost track.

-- quincie (quinci...), February 22nd, 2007 8:22 PM. (quincie) (later) (link)

^^lolzzzzz

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

wait pete said sunday.

we doing on saturday or sunday?

we have oscars party on sunday.

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 February 2007 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

lolz SATURDAY IS SHOPPING AND GHOST RIDER, SUNDAY IS PETE COMING OVER TO WATCH THE BOB DYLAN DOCUMENTARY WITH ME AND WHOMEVER ELSE WANTS TO COME

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

FRIDAY IS BUKKAKE SLUTS

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

MONDAY IS BUKKAKE SLUTS IN PEACE

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

dammit xpost

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

hey we can do it monday and friday, that's cool

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 20:27 (nineteen years ago)

OH CAN WE WATCH ETD INSTEAD OF NDH

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 February 2007 20:29 (nineteen years ago)

ALSO I HAVE NOT SAID THIS YET BUT I WANT TO GO TO LEVIS STORE THIS WKENDD

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 February 2007 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

every day is bukkake sluts dudes wtf is wrong with you

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 22 February 2007 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

i need new clothes ;_; plz someone w/fashion sense take pity on me

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 22 February 2007 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

waht

― TOMB07 (trm), Thursday, 22 February 2007 20:31 (nineteen years ago)

i need new clothes ;_; plz someone w/fashion sense take pity on me
-- ZR (teenagequie...), February 22nd, 2007.

FIGURE OUT ZUMA FIRST THEN WE'LL TALK

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 February 2007 20:32 (nineteen years ago)

zr i will help you, i'm way way better at dressing guys than i am at dressing myself

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

jeans
cheesburgers
advise ZR on clothes
talk about my awesome new shoes
beer
dose the cat
read
etc

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 February 2007 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

MW AND ZR I NEED TO GO TO LEVI'S STORE TOO BECAUSE I ONLY EVER WEAR TWO PAIRS OF PANTS NOW, LET'S ALL GO BEFORE GHOST RUDEBOY

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

RUDEBOY IS SO TOUGH TO FOLLOW IT NEEDS FOOKIN SUBTITLES AND THEN YOU STILL CANT UNDEERSTAND ITS

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 February 2007 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

i need to go to levi's store too except they never have longs in anymore ;_;

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

cool. so it's decided then. next tuesday, 10:30 am at the levi's store, brian billions is having a remix party with swords of bukkake opening.

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 February 2007 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

i need someone to charge me for a bird, pick up my dog, buy me some jeans, and get me back on cigarettes

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 22 February 2007 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

does nuILX log you out every 15 minutes or some stupid shit?

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 22 February 2007 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

it's actually every fifteen seconds.

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 February 2007 20:46 (nineteen years ago)

it sure as fuck does!!!

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 20:46 (nineteen years ago)

THAT'S A FEATURE, NOT A BUG

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 20:46 (nineteen years ago)

THE NEW INTERENTS IS FASTS

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 February 2007 20:47 (nineteen years ago)

THE NEW INTERNETS IS FASCISTS

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

Did y'all forget already?

http://www2.depeche-mode.com/home/graphics/daryl1.jpg

― Matilda Wormwood (Mary ), Thursday, 22 February 2007 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

woah the FA's look weird in that foto.

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 February 2007 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

guys just ignore nu-ILX, if you ignore problems they cease to exist

xpost we can do both bukkake and depeche mode!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

The biggest Fake Accents dance party on the east coast!

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Thursday, 22 February 2007 21:03 (nineteen years ago)

oh mai, your tuff tuff hair

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 22 February 2007 21:03 (nineteen years ago)

hahahaha pete my amy had a MONSTER crush on martin gore in high school. can someone who's not theoretically writing copy right now find a picture of him in bondage shorts plz?

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 22 February 2007 21:05 (nineteen years ago)

this is the best i can do so far
http://tinypic.com/ehyame.jpg

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 21:07 (nineteen years ago)

Your search - martin gore bondage shorts - did not match any documents.

the things i do for ZR

UH WAIT

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 22 February 2007 21:07 (nineteen years ago)

DO NOT WANT NIPS

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 February 2007 21:08 (nineteen years ago)

no shorts pix that i could find at all of any member of depeche mode ;_;

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 21:08 (nineteen years ago)

Your search - tad doyle bondage shorts - did not match any documents.

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Thursday, 22 February 2007 21:09 (nineteen years ago)

actually, I make up that search result - I didn't want to know if the truth was otherwise.

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Thursday, 22 February 2007 21:10 (nineteen years ago)

bummerz all around

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 22 February 2007 21:10 (nineteen years ago)

i feel like it shouldn't be that difficult to find a picture of martin gore in bondage shorts. fuck the internet.

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 22 February 2007 21:11 (nineteen years ago)

dear pete:

you so do NOT live in crestwood, alabama!!!!!!!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 21:11 (nineteen years ago)

it changed a bunch of people to living in AL so weird

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 22 February 2007 21:12 (nineteen years ago)

http://pbskids.org/readingrainbow/contest/2001/130/k2b.jpg

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 21:14 (nineteen years ago)

very topical alex

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 22 February 2007 21:14 (nineteen years ago)

why i get the big bucks

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 21:19 (nineteen years ago)

it didn't change me to living in alabama so i don't believe you

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 21:19 (nineteen years ago)

hey so after sandbox shuts down are we moving the DC board to wonkette comments section or LNS?

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Thursday, 22 February 2007 21:21 (nineteen years ago)

dude lns doesn't want any riff raff anymore

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 21:21 (nineteen years ago)

let's move dc board to Pete's myspace page

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 February 2007 21:22 (nineteen years ago)

i thought the basic idea of that move was to allow EVERYONE to see the site now, but to keep commenter status to the elite cadre of people like me and TOMBOT

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 22 February 2007 21:23 (nineteen years ago)

xpost about LNS

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 22 February 2007 21:24 (nineteen years ago)

but god knows i dont actually READ wonkette, so how would i know??

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 22 February 2007 21:24 (nineteen years ago)

yr depeche photo is probably on some depeche mode site when they start talking abt tours circa 'violator' & are like 'at this point martin gore started dressing really weird'

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Thursday, 22 February 2007 21:24 (nineteen years ago)

by the way i will go shop but not only levi's store plz, those never fit me even when they have tall size :(

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Thursday, 22 February 2007 21:25 (nineteen years ago)

"I left nu-ilx for pete's myspace because I needed better aesthetics"

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Thursday, 22 February 2007 21:26 (nineteen years ago)

yeah i don't care where we go but i feel terminally chumpy in virtually everything i own

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 22 February 2007 21:29 (nineteen years ago)

zr needs to go to intermix

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Thursday, 22 February 2007 21:29 (nineteen years ago)

hey ZR -- Hot Topic trip this weekend?

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 21:31 (nineteen years ago)

Forever 21!

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Thursday, 22 February 2007 21:31 (nineteen years ago)

not that i don't LIKE feeling terminally chumpy most of the time, you understand

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 22 February 2007 21:31 (nineteen years ago)

we can all go to urban outfitters and buy hilarious t-shirts advertising shitty beers

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 21:32 (nineteen years ago)

let's skip the middle man and just drink shitty beers

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 21:32 (nineteen years ago)

that is the best plan yet

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 21:33 (nineteen years ago)

you don't look chumpy, however, you might if you buy hilarious t-shirts at urban

Hot topic is the way that we rhyme
One step behind the drum style

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Thursday, 22 February 2007 21:34 (nineteen years ago)

let's drink shitty beers whilst listening to middle mass

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 February 2007 21:34 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.nrn.com/breakingNews.aspx?id=335500&menu_id=1368

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Thursday, 22 February 2007 21:34 (nineteen years ago)

http://img02.picoodle.com/img/img02/7/2/22/f_popem_01f0d0e.jpg

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Thursday, 22 February 2007 21:36 (nineteen years ago)

hahahahahaha omg

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 21:36 (nineteen years ago)

that's pretty funny
i don't see why folks would be all offended, the catholic church has always been friendly to buying and selling of all manner of religious stuff, what's the difference between this & making 1000% profit off of tiny bottles of water once it's blessed & becomes holy water.

damn, now I have that sisters of mercy song in my head

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Thursday, 22 February 2007 21:38 (nineteen years ago)

I'm out of my SoM phase now. Good thing I can still change my display name here in the sandbox!

― systemwide fish item (Brian Miller), Thursday, 22 February 2007 21:41 (nineteen years ago)

"systemwide fish item" would have been the best al jourgensen wax trax side project.

― systemwide fish item (Brian Miller), Thursday, 22 February 2007 21:43 (nineteen years ago)

"systemwide fish item" is a really disgusting phrase

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 21:44 (nineteen years ago)

"best"

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 February 2007 21:45 (nineteen years ago)

true that

― 1000 Tony Romo DJs (dar1a g), Thursday, 22 February 2007 21:45 (nineteen years ago)

^^^^^^^^ that is my favorite log in name

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 21:45 (nineteen years ago)

OTM OTM OTM

― systemwide fish item (Brian Miller), Thursday, 22 February 2007 21:50 (nineteen years ago)

THE EXCELLENCE OF NEW DAR1A LOGIN NAME ILLUSTRATES TO PERFECTION WHY NU-NU-NU-ILX WILL NE'ER WIN MY HEART

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 22 February 2007 21:55 (nineteen years ago)

OTMOTMOTM

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 21:56 (nineteen years ago)

like srsly come the ability to constantly change logins in search of the better and more essential is SO CRUCIAL

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 22 February 2007 21:57 (nineteen years ago)

i know, i do not want to use barely relevant to yesterday log in name FOREVER AND EVER ffs

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 21:59 (nineteen years ago)

I R SERIOUS ILX

― systemwide fish item (Brian Miller), Thursday, 22 February 2007 21:59 (nineteen years ago)

i do not like how the mods are all like, "oh well if you don't like it jsut register again with another e-mail address" -- wtf??? how many e-mail addresses do they think i have?

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:00 (nineteen years ago)

― BRITNEY SPEARS=IN REHAB (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:01 (nineteen years ago)

― BRITNEY OUT OF REHAB (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:01 (nineteen years ago)

rip funny log-ins never forget

― VALHALLA I AM PUNNING (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:02 (nineteen years ago)

clearly, they hate fun

― 1000 Tony Romo DJs (dar1a g), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:02 (nineteen years ago)

no, FUCK rip, this cannot stand, they should change it ;_;

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:03 (nineteen years ago)

I'd be happy to use another email address to register if I didn't think I'd get confused BECAUSE I HAD TO TYPE IT IN EVERY 15 MINUTES

― goodbye krull world (Brian Miller), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:03 (nineteen years ago)

ill be fine with this one i think

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:08 (nineteen years ago)

BUT ID FIGHT TO THE DEATH TO DEFEND YR RIGHT TO CHANGE YRS

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:09 (nineteen years ago)

srsly, let's take a stand

― I AM CRUSHING THE ILX SERVER WITH MY FUNNY LOG-IN NAMEA (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:09 (nineteen years ago)

STAND TOGETHER AS ONE

― don't jump brian (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:10 (nineteen years ago)

THIS IS WHAT I AM SAYING. NO CHANGING SCREENNAMES, NO CRED. FUCK IT.

― FUCK rip (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:10 (nineteen years ago)

also i dunno how to rework the killfile for that new code and fuck you if you think i'm going to read another shakey mo collier post in my life

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:11 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.rarebeatles.com/sheetmu/solo/ssmpweal.jpg

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:12 (nineteen years ago)

whatevs, i'll just do what i do at bars and hang around bugging people until i'm kicked out

― JBR'S A PROPHET WHO I THINK YOU OUGHTTA LISTEN TO (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:14 (nineteen years ago)

it's like HELLO I don't wear the same socks every day why would I want the same internet name?

― who's sorry now, connie francis you bitch? (Brian Miller), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:14 (nineteen years ago)

of the sandbox i meant, in case that was unclear. i'm a little confused after the frog chorus

― PAUL MCCARTNEY AND THE FROG CHORUS -- IT AIN'T EASY BEING EBONY AND IVORY (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:15 (nineteen years ago)

who's sorry now, connie francis you bitch?

hHAHAHAHA ok new favorite

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:15 (nineteen years ago)

http://bokertov.typepad.com/btb/images/we_stand_together.jpg

― "pizza" (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:15 (nineteen years ago)

also I would like the beatles way more if they were called "Paul McCartney and The Frog Chorus"

― hey jews (Brian Miller), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:16 (nineteen years ago)

ok where the fuck did you find that

― jews & pizza together at last (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:16 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.unityjournalists.org/DC2004/images/unity_splash.jpg

― winds of change (Brian Miller), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:18 (nineteen years ago)

ok where the fuck did you find that
-- jews & pizza together at last (garance8...), February 22nd, 2007.

INTERNETS

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:19 (nineteen years ago)

hey fuck you israel we got pizza and donuts and soda what the fuck do you have? peace? feh.

― (teenagequiet), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:19 (nineteen years ago)

i'm making an ethical decision not to have a login until everyone who wants to be able to change their login can do so

― (teenagequiet), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:20 (nineteen years ago)

i think they're sending pizza to the soliders, though? see bottom right hand corner. I think the pizza is in the form of a coupon.

― INVISIBLE PIZZA COUPON (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:21 (nineteen years ago)

that's noble, zr. your sacrifices will not go unnoticed ;_;

― tits.jpg stands for freedom and big fuckin red (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:21 (nineteen years ago)

why are they sending pizza to soldiers in israel. i don't get it.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:21 (nineteen years ago)

i learned it from brad pitt thanks dude u a bro

― (teenagequiet), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:22 (nineteen years ago)

and pron.

― SOLDIERS NEED PIZZA (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:22 (nineteen years ago)

why not sending us pizza, is the question. we, too, are fighting for "pise."

― these funny log-ins don't run (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:22 (nineteen years ago)

i'm fighting for freedom one beer at a time, won't someone send me a pizza? even a slice?

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:23 (nineteen years ago)

yeah wtf i haven't eaten anything today, i want their israel pizza.

― fighting ilx nazis for my right to eat pizza (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:23 (nineteen years ago)

i ate an entire package of thomas' bagels. see chicago thread for the nutritional breakdown of my day.

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:24 (nineteen years ago)

ZR is your musical fruity ass still at work

― TOMBOT heard you got BEATS on a DUB (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:24 (nineteen years ago)

i haven't had pizza in days ;_;

― we have nothing to fear but BBCode and static login names (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:25 (nineteen years ago)

UH tom can you log in as you because that just lost highwayed me there for a second

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:26 (nineteen years ago)

otay

― TOMB07 (trm), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:28 (nineteen years ago)

I have not had pizza in days either

― TOMB07 (trm), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:28 (nineteen years ago)

maybe when I find out if ZR is stuck at his jorb forever because all of the food besides pizza is goddamned contaminamated by toxic oxen magma-manure I will order a pizza from one of campusfood.com's 5000 GWU-area pizzeriaz

― TOMB07 (trm), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:30 (nineteen years ago)

I last had pizza on Sunday. Will probably have Alberto's tonight.

― awesomeness by the slice (Brian Miller), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:31 (nineteen years ago)

fuck pizza i want a drink

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:32 (nineteen years ago)

yes i r still at work ;_;

the editing, she is a bitch goddess

― (teenagequiet), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:32 (nineteen years ago)

i have not had pizza since tuesday. last night i had soup and garlic bread and the last of my yogurt. tonight will be chicken and more garlic bread.

xpost- that meal will be consumed both pre and post trips to two different bars.

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:33 (nineteen years ago)

i've been drinking since like two but there's still no pizza what am i doing wrong

― -- (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:33 (nineteen years ago)

I get to go to LC tomorrow

― STANDS FOR LIBRARY OF CONGRESS (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:34 (nineteen years ago)

I haven't had any alcohol since monday! I hope I've kept my tolerance up.

― how dry I am (Brian Miller), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:34 (nineteen years ago)

isn't there a phone where you're drinking? order a pizza man!!

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:34 (nineteen years ago)

I want to program a rudimentary fart-thump into the drumbox and program some annoying pitchbent beeping shit on the sampler and make them play over each other at different BPMs while zack and I hit random notes on random instruments run through distortion/chorus/delay fx and scream about plaque, the disease that everyone has

― TOMB07 (trm), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:34 (nineteen years ago)

alex you have to like go get a pizza, for there to be a pizza

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:35 (nineteen years ago)

also, is there ever anyone more popular, however briefly, than the person who gets pizza delivered to a bar?

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:35 (nineteen years ago)

www.campusfood.com you wankety wankette

― TOMB07 (trm), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:35 (nineteen years ago)

i want pizza and i don't want to be here no more waaaaaahmbulance

― (teenagequiet), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:36 (nineteen years ago)

SO MUCH WORK CAN'T SOMEONE'S LADYFRIEND JUST BRING ME SOME

― -- ___ (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:36 (nineteen years ago)

plaque plaque
plakkety plaque
alex is a slut for pizza

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:36 (nineteen years ago)

i want pizza too guys let's just get pizza and make this shit happen

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:37 (nineteen years ago)

mmmmmmmm pizza.

― chicago kevin is a pizza whore (chicago kevin), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:37 (nineteen years ago)

i have to go to lame party tonight but i will get all this pizza beforehand

― ___ -- (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:38 (nineteen years ago)

ok dude meet u at the jumbo slice

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:39 (nineteen years ago)

Whatever happened to Balthazar Getty?

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:39 (nineteen years ago)

i'm sorry i actually cannot let the jumbo slice joke stand

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:39 (nineteen years ago)

alex I'm sorry my lack of a girlfriend is hurting your nutritional potential ;_;

― zealous order of candied knights (Brian Miller), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:39 (nineteen years ago)

srsly how do we shot pizza

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:39 (nineteen years ago)

I can order one right now and you guys can all come to this house

― TOMB07 (trm), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:40 (nineteen years ago)

I could even order like, more than one

― TOMB07 (trm), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:40 (nineteen years ago)

please order all the pizzas also knife my bozz in the throat while you're at it if possible

― (teenagequiet), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:42 (nineteen years ago)

wait we're having pizza at my house?? :\
that is a meh plan

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:42 (nineteen years ago)

where else to eat pizza? i say brian's apartment, he has more liquor.

― balthazar gettyquipped with bubble lead (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:43 (nineteen years ago)

i don't know where to eat pizza!! i guess if ppl say "house pizza" i can get beers on way home

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:44 (nineteen years ago)

also
balthazar gettyquipped with bubble lead

hahahahahahahaha

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:44 (nineteen years ago)

omg my day just got awesome thanks to Dirtybird Records releasing a 6-pack of "The Whistler" remixes. THANK YOU!!!

― uh uh uh uh weee-woooooo! (Brian Miller), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:45 (nineteen years ago)

my house is available for all this pizza parties but I won't be home for an hour

― systemwide fish item (Brian Miller), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:45 (nineteen years ago)

actually wtf am i talking about i'll be sitting here at the computer working for at least another 45 minutes i might as well just order myself one.

― ... -- (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:45 (nineteen years ago)

sad story, dudes ;_; i guess i will just make my own dinner

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:46 (nineteen years ago)

planning thread

― ;_; (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:46 (nineteen years ago)

I don't know what the hell the plan is but I appear to be the only person who was let out of his office before 6pm so I just threw that out there. it's kinda lame to be in this position actually if you guys want to know. I guess it's lamer being stuck at work. I'ma go empty the dishwasher, work on plaque song "lyrics" in my head

― TOMB07 (trm), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:47 (nineteen years ago)

OMG YOU FUCKER JUST FINISH READING MY GODDAMN STORY IT SCANS LIKE A DREAM OF EXCELLENCE ALL RIGHT?

― (teenagequiet), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:48 (nineteen years ago)

so i guess you guys aren't going to go practice tonite.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:52 (nineteen years ago)

i don't know, tom do you have like a latest possible time to have to leave by?

― (teenagequiet), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:52 (nineteen years ago)

honey do you want to eat pizza together and then I go "practice" with Zack after that, and come home a little later?

― TOMB07 (trm), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:55 (nineteen years ago)

god that sounded horrendous

― TOMB07 (trm), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:56 (nineteen years ago)

yeah that's totally fine

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:56 (nineteen years ago)

homos

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:56 (nineteen years ago)

DAEREST ZR

U CAN ALSO EAT PIZZA WITH US JUST REMIND TOM TO NOT PUT MEAT ON THE F'ING THING.

HEARTS
ALLY

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 22:59 (nineteen years ago)

awesome we're gonna have a pizza threesome

― TOMB07 (trm), Thursday, 22 February 2007 23:00 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8Y_vEKbZhU

^^^dear tom and zr please make yr song like this

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 23:02 (nineteen years ago)

or at least shout "WE MAKE HOLES IN TEETH"

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 23:02 (nineteen years ago)

HOORAY BEER

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 23:37 (nineteen years ago)

otm

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 23:37 (nineteen years ago)

hooray being done with work as of right now, wtf at this long, boring, slow-ass day

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 23:37 (nineteen years ago)

yeah otm to that

ok i think i'm going to be subjected to cats playing baseball again

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 23:39 (nineteen years ago)

HOORAY PIZZA

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 23:53 (nineteen years ago)

FUCK U

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 23:54 (nineteen years ago)

dude there is like 8 pizzas here, stop by and have a slice

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 00:02 (nineteen years ago)

http://bokertov.typepad.com/btb/images/we_stand_together.jpg

^ there's one like this at Ian J's job

― Del Monte Young (ex machina), Friday, 23 February 2007 00:04 (nineteen years ago)

The thing I'm worried about on the nu ilx--is that you can't put in a fake e-mail? The direct link to your real e-mail is there for anyone?

― Matilda Wormwood (Mary ), Friday, 23 February 2007 00:15 (nineteen years ago)

nah its a direct link to annoying webmail with captcha (even for loggedin)

― Del Monte Young (ex machina), Friday, 23 February 2007 00:22 (nineteen years ago)

pizza party over ;_;

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 00:43 (nineteen years ago)

i'm drinking a gimlet and listening to darlington country, this is pretty awesome.

― a_p (a_p), Friday, 23 February 2007 00:45 (nineteen years ago)

soon i will have to go to "meridian house" and interact with the biggest douchebags in the city tho ;_;

― a_p (a_p), Friday, 23 February 2007 00:47 (nineteen years ago)

what a sad, sad story

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 00:48 (nineteen years ago)

if it makes you feel better i had to listen to a conversation about whether or not alton brown's tits were more annoying than rachael ray's.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 00:48 (nineteen years ago)

wait a minute, this party is right across the park from my apartment :D

― a_p (a_p), Friday, 23 February 2007 00:49 (nineteen years ago)

i would be unsettled, knowing so many douchebags were right across the street from me

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 00:52 (nineteen years ago)

wait i live next door to the childe harold what am i talking about

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 00:52 (nineteen years ago)

it means i don't have to take a cab, tho, is the thing. and also at any point i can just walk back here, pour another gimlet, and listen to "no surrender."

― a_p (a_p), Friday, 23 February 2007 00:53 (nineteen years ago)

I AM OUT OF BEER

GUESS IT'S HARD LIQUOR O'CLOCK

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 00:55 (nineteen years ago)

I am gonna go to the new hot dog/sausage place across from amsterdam falafel and then to the champagne bar in the basement of Napoleon. I predict 50% of these places will be good, but I don't know which.

― systemwide fish item (Brian Miller), Friday, 23 February 2007 02:11 (nineteen years ago)

champagne bar??

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 02:16 (nineteen years ago)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=u02ulEWq4cA

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Friday, 23 February 2007 02:23 (nineteen years ago)

gay

― The RealJTMod (Real JT Mod of Team Courage), Friday, 23 February 2007 02:26 (nineteen years ago)

champagne bar in the basement of the newly opened Napoleon, a few doors down from Bedrock Billiards in the space that used to be Mantis. It's owned by the same people as Cafe Bonaparte in gtown.

― systemwide fish item (Brian Miller), Friday, 23 February 2007 02:30 (nineteen years ago)

i do not understand the comments on that youtube video at all

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 02:32 (nineteen years ago)

i don't appreciate the prejudice on this thread.

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Friday, 23 February 2007 02:47 (nineteen years ago)

Made in a little bit funky style, that bass sounds good..

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Friday, 23 February 2007 02:47 (nineteen years ago)

Tombot, I don't know what you did, but it looks much better over there. Or maybe it's just my work vs. home computer.

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Friday, 23 February 2007 03:15 (nineteen years ago)

IN THE WEE WEE HOURS
YR MIND GETS HAZY
RADIO RELAY TOWERS
LEAD ME TO MY BABY

― a_p (a_p), Friday, 23 February 2007 05:59 (nineteen years ago)

Well a person can work up a mean, mean thirst
After a hard day of nothin' much at all

― a_p (a_p), Friday, 23 February 2007 06:10 (nineteen years ago)

hey alex thanks for coming and meeting me at the bar and bringing 150 of your douchebag friends.

― systemwide fish item (Brian Miller), Friday, 23 February 2007 06:11 (nineteen years ago)

― a_p (a_p), Friday, 23 February 2007 06:11 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.wonkette.com/assets/resources/2006/12/DSC00127.jpg

― a_p (a_p), Friday, 23 February 2007 06:12 (nineteen years ago)

Stayin' out late tonight
won't be gettin' sleep

― a_p (a_p), Friday, 23 February 2007 06:14 (nineteen years ago)

RIP THAT GLASS I JUST BROEK

― a_p (a_p), Friday, 23 February 2007 06:20 (nineteen years ago)

whoo boy here comes the maudlin

― a_p (a_p), Friday, 23 February 2007 06:28 (nineteen years ago)

yo im sleepy

― 69 (pete), Friday, 23 February 2007 06:40 (nineteen years ago)

as it turns out, there's a good reason why people don't drink straight bitters. 20 dashes of Regan's Orange did not leave the best aftertaste, but I'll try again with some other varieties.

― systemwide fish item (Brian Miller), Friday, 23 February 2007 14:27 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, i was gonna ask how that one worked out.

― a_p (a_p), Friday, 23 February 2007 14:31 (nineteen years ago)

sounds like a fool's gambit

― 69 (pete), Friday, 23 February 2007 14:33 (nineteen years ago)

Guys I saw j.lu on the bus this a.m.--hopefully she will join us at BH for apres-work beerz!

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 23 February 2007 14:39 (nineteen years ago)

who the hell is j. lu

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Friday, 23 February 2007 14:40 (nineteen years ago)

last night:

From: Brian Miller
If the gala is too gay for you i'm heading to the basement champagne bar of napoleon on columbia

From: a_p
THAT'S WHERE THE AFTERPARTY FOR THIS THING IS no joke

From: Brian Miller
oh wtf

― heaven is not a truck, it's a series of tubes (a_p), Friday, 23 February 2007 14:43 (nineteen years ago)

dude j.lu is like the most xtreme old-skool dcilxor--don't be hatin'!

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 23 February 2007 14:47 (nineteen years ago)

she was here before you could READ!

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 23 February 2007 14:47 (nineteen years ago)

she was here before there even WAS an ilx!

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 23 February 2007 14:48 (nineteen years ago)

"jokes that were funny before coffee" is my favorite new wonkette category.

― systemwide fish item (Brian Miller), Friday, 23 February 2007 14:51 (nineteen years ago)

i like the insinuation that MW learned to read AFTER ilx came into being

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 23 February 2007 14:52 (nineteen years ago)

who said i was hatin' i was not hatin

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Friday, 23 February 2007 14:52 (nineteen years ago)

i was reading dick and jane at age 1.5.

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Friday, 23 February 2007 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

bummer dude, i was gonna get the bros to chip and get you a pretty badass "most improved" trophy

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 23 February 2007 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

http://catandgirl.com/store/trophy_use.jpg

― heaven is not a truck, it's a series of tubes (a_p), Friday, 23 February 2007 14:59 (nineteen years ago)

guys i have a question. if you are an actress, and you are going to get naked in a movie, do you warn your dad first, so he can choose to not see your movie? y/n

nb there's no actual reason i'm asking this, in case anyone is wondering what movie i am starring in

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 15:01 (nineteen years ago)

ZR I think we should consider auditioning for a screaming bitch idiot to front our act. I forgot to tell you that, about 75% of the vocals on the IM tracks ("no tight pants" excepted) are by my old bipolar film student buddy Bri4n, we gave him no other responsibilities than to screech and mutter into an SM58 I jacked from the radio station and it enabled myself and wolfgang to get on with the "atmospherics"

― TOMB07 (trm), Friday, 23 February 2007 15:03 (nineteen years ago)

^^^BEST POST EVER

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Friday, 23 February 2007 15:04 (nineteen years ago)

Michael Madsen refuses to watch the movies his sister's been naked in, so I assume she either warns him or he makes sure to find out early through an advanced network of hollywood contacts

― TOMB07 (trm), Friday, 23 February 2007 15:04 (nineteen years ago)

excuse me but i'd like to be considered for position of "screaming bitch idiot"

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 15:05 (nineteen years ago)

boy you sure know everything about virginia madsen!!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 15:05 (nineteen years ago)

12 hour weekend shifts will do that to a man

― TOMB07 (trm), Friday, 23 February 2007 15:06 (nineteen years ago)

hm, a screaming bitch idiot...if only there were a location, a location on the internet, where we might be able to find one of these people. perhaps even many of these people.

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 23 February 2007 15:07 (nineteen years ago)

but no, i don't even know what such a place would look like.

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 23 February 2007 15:08 (nineteen years ago)

TOMBOT and ZR make some noize ft. vocals by Ann Coulter

― systemwide fish item (Brian Miller), Friday, 23 February 2007 15:09 (nineteen years ago)

AHEM

― Ann Coulter (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 15:10 (nineteen years ago)

you're gonna have to do better than that

― systemwide fish item (Brian Miller), Friday, 23 February 2007 15:11 (nineteen years ago)

yeah audition on the thread!

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Friday, 23 February 2007 15:11 (nineteen years ago)

that skank's too busy being pimped by her publisher on every talk show depraved enough to have her, we should go for michelle malkin instead.

also "vent moonbat fast" wouldn't be too bad for a song title

― TOMB07 (trm), Friday, 23 February 2007 15:11 (nineteen years ago)

AHEM
http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/3470/markgn0.jpg

― heaven is not a truck, it's a series of tubes (a_p), Friday, 23 February 2007 15:14 (nineteen years ago)

OH GOD WE'RE MOVING TO ARLINGTON NOOOO THEY BE STEALIN MY LAST SCANT VESTIGES OF DESIRE TO WORK HERE

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 23 February 2007 15:15 (nineteen years ago)

SERIOUSLY PLEASE SOMEONE KILL ME OR FIND ME A NEW JOB MAYBE THE LATTER OVER THE FORMER BUT WVS YR CALL

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 23 February 2007 15:16 (nineteen years ago)

patsy e. smith still kills me

also wtf zr. do you want to come work with me, we can be cubicle mates and go smoke together and lunch together and everything. they're not exactly picky right now, no experience required.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 15:16 (nineteen years ago)

dang zack that sucks, although my new job is going to be in arlington too, maybe we could lunch together, and pretend it is hunan

― TOMB07 (trm), Friday, 23 February 2007 15:16 (nineteen years ago)

AR DO
LING = NOT
TON WANT

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 23 February 2007 15:17 (nineteen years ago)

well that spacing just didn't work out at all, now did it?

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 23 February 2007 15:18 (nineteen years ago)

haha what's up squirrel police?

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Friday, 23 February 2007 15:18 (nineteen years ago)

"ton want"

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 15:19 (nineteen years ago)

ZR, what about the work from home thing? Will they let you do that???

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 23 February 2007 15:19 (nineteen years ago)

haha yeah ZR can get a job where he says SCIENCE THIS IS ZACK when he picks up the phone

― TOMB07 (trm), Friday, 23 February 2007 15:19 (nineteen years ago)

Also: tombot is yr new gig a done deal? No mo LM?

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 23 February 2007 15:20 (nineteen years ago)

listen, seriously, a retarded monkey with a personality could do my job, i don't know what is proving so hard to everyone else in this bitch, rewrite your resume to sound like you did p.r.-y type shit and i'll get you a job with me. granted this place is hella lame so you might not want to do that.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 15:22 (nineteen years ago)

it is not a done deal until I get an offer and respond in the affirmative. this has not happened yet because "The prime is out until tuesday." meaning that the new-job equiv. of my current boss's boss on the LM side is not around, which sounds familiar.

From what I've heard I should be getting a better deal being hired by this sub company rather than directly hired by GD though.

― TOMB07 (trm), Friday, 23 February 2007 15:23 (nineteen years ago)

ugh no working from home does not appear to be a possibility. no no it's ok, look i don't wanna be here anyway and now i've got a legitimate motivation to get my ass in gear re: applying to other shit. but i sort of have no idea what i want to do ;_;

ally i will consider science, we should talk about it. i mean, i have always liked science, the discipline, and i like magazines, so you know, there is that.

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 23 February 2007 15:24 (nineteen years ago)

can we call our band SCIENCE THE DISCIPLINE or is that too lame for everyone

nevermind the answer is yes it is too lame

― TOMB07 (trm), Friday, 23 February 2007 15:27 (nineteen years ago)

how about

FUCK YOU WE'RE SCIENCE

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Friday, 23 February 2007 15:30 (nineteen years ago)

SCIENCE THIS IS WHACK

― heaven is not a truck, it's a series of tubes (a_p), Friday, 23 February 2007 15:33 (nineteen years ago)

uggggggggggggggggh

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 23 February 2007 15:34 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, look what you did.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 15:35 (nineteen years ago)

Hi DC. This is Nick. I realized I might not be coming back to DC with any regularity anymore because my parents are moving to North Carolina. My sister will still be in DC, but I don't really visit her specifically as often.

― n/a (n/a), Friday, 23 February 2007 15:36 (nineteen years ago)

;_;

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 15:37 (nineteen years ago)

I have to admit that I don't understand that emoticon. I see everyone using it but I don't know what it means. Is it a crying face?

― n/a (n/a), Friday, 23 February 2007 15:38 (nineteen years ago)

yeah it's emotion tears face

― TOMB07 (trm), Friday, 23 February 2007 15:38 (nineteen years ago)

eventually when it is not fuckoff fuck you fuckass fuck weather outside we will make a field trip to chicago though

― TOMB07 (trm), Friday, 23 February 2007 15:39 (nineteen years ago)

cool - we have a futon. Ask Pete.

― n/a (n/a), Friday, 23 February 2007 15:49 (nineteen years ago)

we'll make our way over there at some point too (playing out of town more often these days) and we can play the fakest show of all time

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 23 February 2007 15:53 (nineteen years ago)

let's all just go together in one big group

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 15:55 (nineteen years ago)

catparade.jpg

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Friday, 23 February 2007 15:55 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.rentvans.com/imagens/inside_van_15.gif

― TOMB07 (trm), Friday, 23 February 2007 15:56 (nineteen years ago)

alex kudos on login i approve

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 23 February 2007 15:57 (nineteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/127/398090820_df7e45ecd4.jpg
i claim raised fist cat

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 15:57 (nineteen years ago)

anyway it is technically not a cat parade, the title of this work of art, which i own btw, is cats going to school

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 15:58 (nineteen years ago)

I so so so want to steal that for a show flier.

― n/a (n/a), Friday, 23 February 2007 16:04 (nineteen years ago)

yeah dude nick and sarah have an awesome futon in a great apartment in a cool neighborhood in a city with WAY more rollerbladers than are in DC!

― 69 (pete), Friday, 23 February 2007 16:12 (nineteen years ago)

hey waitaminute shit I can see flickr images again?!?!? this place is so fucked up

― TOMB07 (trm), Friday, 23 February 2007 16:12 (nineteen years ago)

Let go of the rollerbladers.

― n/a (n/a), Friday, 23 February 2007 16:14 (nineteen years ago)

wvs yo - shit was shocking

― 69 (pete), Friday, 23 February 2007 16:16 (nineteen years ago)

fuck this day, i'm just heading to the big hunt now

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Friday, 23 February 2007 16:16 (nineteen years ago)

see you guys in 7 hours!

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Friday, 23 February 2007 16:16 (nineteen years ago)

hate to break it to you but they don't open until like 4. trust me, i've tried before

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 16:18 (nineteen years ago)

that's exactly what you'd expect to hear from a person without a crowbar

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 23 February 2007 16:19 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2006/12/26/svBROWN_wideweb__470x347,0.jpg

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Friday, 23 February 2007 16:20 (nineteen years ago)

http://img03.picoodle.com/img/img03/7/2/23/f_stepm_6aa8388.jpg

― systemwide fish item (Brian Miller), Friday, 23 February 2007 16:22 (nineteen years ago)

hahahahahahahaha

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Friday, 23 February 2007 16:22 (nineteen years ago)

lol ally is nazi

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 23 February 2007 16:22 (nineteen years ago)

"cats going to school" my ass.

― systemwide fish item (Brian Miller), Friday, 23 February 2007 16:23 (nineteen years ago)

everyone already knew i was a nazi

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 16:23 (nineteen years ago)

WOW HOW THE FUCK IS IT NOT EVEN NOON YET

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 16:47 (nineteen years ago)

It's not even 11 here yet. :( I am so far ahead on my work today. Sorry I am haunting DC ILX today but I am bored and DC and Chicago seem to be the only ILX sandboxers yet.

― n/a (n/a), Friday, 23 February 2007 16:48 (nineteen years ago)

my office is finally getting together for sort of a kind of happy hour thing at 3:30 at the old dominion brewpub at the convention center. hoorade.

― TOMB07 (trm), Friday, 23 February 2007 16:51 (nineteen years ago)

xpost no dude you rule! haunt!

― 69 (pete), Friday, 23 February 2007 16:52 (nineteen years ago)

n/a we like you here, you should stay

also wtf at 3:30 happy hour!! jeez.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 16:52 (nineteen years ago)

dude j.lu is like the most xtreme old-skool dcilxor--don't be hatin'!

S'all right, I've been a recluse for far too long. Glad to see that you all haven't remained frozen in time while I was away. I'll see youz guyz at the BH, probably around 6:30/7pm.

Way back when I lived in Mount Pleasant, one of the restaurants had a sign saying its happy hour was something like 10am-6pm.

― J. Lutz (j.lu), Friday, 23 February 2007 16:57 (nineteen years ago)

I was looking on the old dominion website to see what beer they have on tap there and I came across a photo that somehow manages to make beer look unappealing:

http://www.olddominion.com/websitephotos/Pouring%20Pint.jpg

― systemwide fish item (Brian Miller), Friday, 23 February 2007 16:58 (nineteen years ago)

TOMBOT if you order pints of the millenium barleywine you should be drunk by 4:30.

― systemwide fish item (Brian Miller), Friday, 23 February 2007 17:00 (nineteen years ago)

dudes the original Zelda, A Link To The Past (super nintendo) and Ocarina Of Time (N64) are all available for download on the Wii now

― TOMB07 (trm), Friday, 23 February 2007 17:00 (nineteen years ago)

xxpst some of my friends used have this meme about how wed rather drink a frothy glass of cum than _______

― 69 (pete), Friday, 23 February 2007 17:01 (nineteen years ago)

PURITY & FRESHNESS

― TOMB07 (trm), Friday, 23 February 2007 17:04 (nineteen years ago)

haha "When I get up in the morning I piss purity and freshness!!"

― TOMB07 (trm), Friday, 23 February 2007 17:05 (nineteen years ago)

if you don't drink Old Dominion then FUCK YOU!

― systemwide fish item (Brian Miller), Friday, 23 February 2007 17:06 (nineteen years ago)

is this the end of truck sac?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/02/22/AR2007022201426.html

― systemwide fish item (Brian Miller), Friday, 23 February 2007 18:19 (nineteen years ago)

awesome new line:

"i got banned from gmail; i can only communicate by kissing"

― 69 (pete), Friday, 23 February 2007 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

pete your lines are so totally weird to me

― TOMB07 (trm), Friday, 23 February 2007 18:33 (nineteen years ago)

ive got fitzcarraldo in my bag

― 69 (pete), Friday, 23 February 2007 18:35 (nineteen years ago)

otm

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Friday, 23 February 2007 18:37 (nineteen years ago)

send the dead roses

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 18:37 (nineteen years ago)

fizcarraldo v. classic

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 23 February 2007 18:41 (nineteen years ago)

re: post article, i am FROM western md and i have never once seen those on any truck out there. either del. myers is crazy or they're all in garrett county, i dunno

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Friday, 23 February 2007 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

ok is it really that hard to understand that if you are purchasing a banner ad on a website, you need to provide a url to link to.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:13 (nineteen years ago)

that is impossible to get your head around

― TOMB07 (trm), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:15 (nineteen years ago)

whoa garance you just laid a mindfuck on me

― 69 (pete), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

"Hey, sorry, I thought 1an had sent them to you! Here it is again"
(insert banner.gif here, no URL)

wtf

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

i'm just gonna link it to a picture of reche caldwell

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

LINK IT TO SCHEFTERBLOG

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

DID YOU KNOW THAT HE IS TIME MAGAZINE'S 2006 PERSON OF THE YEAR

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:26 (nineteen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/59/Superpapermariowedding.jpg

― TOMB07 (trm), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:26 (nineteen years ago)

what if they just want a banner ad for display purposes? like if I bought an ad that said "BLOOD DIAMONDS" I wouldn't need a link.

― systemwide fish item (Brian Miller), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:27 (nineteen years ago)

wait we can make that happen for a relatively small amount of money

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

dude you're running that magazine we clearly need no money at all to make it happen

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

okay WTF project manager be talking about how my projects aren't as desirable as bigger projects. My projects EXIST and are PROFITABLE unlike the big projects you keep interviewing for and not landing!

― systemwide fish item (Brian Miller), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:31 (nineteen years ago)

yeah but i get commissions if we pay for it

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:31 (nineteen years ago)

if we purchase 50k impressions for one day it would only be like maybe $50 each and the website would say nothing but blood diamonds for an entire day

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:32 (nineteen years ago)

and with my $8 of commissions, i will buy some appetizers at the big hunt, for us all to share while celebrating

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

ally can we commission you in beers?

― systemwide fish item (Brian Miller), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

ok yeah i'll agree to that. let's make this happen

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

If we're gonna get serious about this I vote for the banner ad to be the following:

http://img03.picoodle.com/img/img03/7/2/23/f_boxcarm_e5f1b08.jpg

― systemwide fish item (Brian Miller), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

or maybe
http://img01.picoodle.com/img/img01/7/2/23/f_uhm_47f7eff.jpg

― systemwide fish item (Brian Miller), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

it has to confirm to width/length guidelines tho but there's no reason ALL of these elements cannot be included.

hey guys i have to do an interview in like 20 minutes and just got it sprung on me now!!!!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

I hate that when that happens

― TOMB07 (trm), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

lol he is apparently georgian and i do not mean the state!!!!!! this guy is going to rule!!! :D

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.eroj.org/cromos/Stalin/med/med_Stalin.jpg
"I think I'd be a great fit for Science."

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

OTM!!!!!!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:45 (nineteen years ago)

oh holy fuck they really didn't make any of the corrections to my commissions. i'm gonna tell stalin to run far away i think

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

but you told ZR he could come work there!

― systemwide fish item (Brian Miller), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

there is room for me, stalin and zr all in one room, brian.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.eroj.org/cromos/Stalin/med/med_Stalin.jpg
"In Soviet Russia, commissions correct you!"

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

apparently my boss is interviewing for my boss boss' job? so I might get my boss' job. Again. Just what I always wanted, to be first mate on a sinking ship.

― TOMB07 (trm), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

fuck you we're talking about my job now

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

i would work with all of this politburos

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

TOMBOT I think your boss is interviewing for a job with SCIENCE!

― systemwide fish item (Brian Miller), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

maybe we should all just take over science mag, is the thing

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:54 (nineteen years ago)

oh man we'd make it the best magazine EVER

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:54 (nineteen years ago)

EVERYONE COME INTERVIEW WITH ME, IT'LL BE FUN, I'LL SERVE REFRESHMENTS, ZR OTM

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:54 (nineteen years ago)

sciUHnce

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:54 (nineteen years ago)

lol oh man if someone would make that photoshop i would print it out and it would be the one personal item i will have on my desk

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

next issue of sciUNce:

* TIME: can it ever mend the careless whispers of a good friend?
* ughhh sooo hungover
* This month's centerfold: LONGCAT
* 8[

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

back page should be all choice caruso quotes

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

adam schefter on the cover EVERY. MONTH.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

*GIN: great or second-rate? our expert panel learns the shocking truth

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

Dudes, I'm 2m below sea level, on my second pint of gin and considering whether st peter's ruby re or best bitter should be my next drink.

You decide.

― Ed (dali), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

ed clearly in a situation like this the answer is always "both"

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:00 (nineteen years ago)

hey there captain nemo, how's it hanging? i say st. peter's ruby.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:00 (nineteen years ago)

you don't want to take chances 2m below sea level, y'know?

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:00 (nineteen years ago)

hm ok my boss is gone and i think i'm going to leave right now. any ideas as to how i should occupy myself until we get drunk?

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

come to my office

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:05 (nineteen years ago)

guys i seriously do not know how i am supposed to interview a person

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:05 (nineteen years ago)

Ally: You could always fall back on the ILX classic "What is the most unacceptable thing to ever come out of your ass?"

― J. Lutz (j.lu), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:15 (nineteen years ago)

somehow i think i don't want to know the answer

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

hay dudes microfilm sucks!

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:24 (nineteen years ago)

ain't no microfiche i'll fuckin tell ya that

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

gmail ads i love you

"Your Hoodia Didn't Work" - www.Hoodia-Facts.com - Want to know why? My Wife and I Did the Research.

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:27 (nineteen years ago)

uhhh wtf does it mean when someone tells you you are the "closer" of the interview process and doesn't say it like in a manner that implies you are the last person in line but rather that you are meant to be mariano rivera.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:29 (nineteen years ago)

i do not understand

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:29 (nineteen years ago)

hey guys i have to do an interview in like 20 minutes and just got it sprung on me now!!!!

my boss tried to do that to me.. i gracefully declined to attend the interview, saying that i wouldn't know how to answer her questions because i don't know how we work together anymore & also i couldn't really encourage the interviewee to come work here

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

ally that means you say to the person 'so do you have any questions for us?' and then you answer their questions or sit in uncomfortable silence for a while & then show them out

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

hmmm. i was considering flashing him and seeing if that got me fired but i think your idea is probably more sound.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:32 (nineteen years ago)

I hope your interviewee shows up 40 min early so you can give him/her the heave-ho

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

it's not like a group interview, it is like one by one btw so i don't know what anyone else has already asked or will ask or anything.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

"so like hey what do you think of bruce springsteen? yeah that's cool. do you like coffee? how about beer? i see you used to be a un translator so excuse me but wtf r u doin here? really? do you like pandas?"

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:36 (nineteen years ago)

ask the interviewee if the others told him/her how FUCKING AWFUL life is at 5C13NC3

― 69 (pete), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:37 (nineteen years ago)

last question's gonna catch him!

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:37 (nineteen years ago)

yeah fuck a person who likes pandas

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:37 (nineteen years ago)

ALLY THROW YR SLIDER

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

http://img01.picoodle.com/img/img01/7/2/23/f_sciuhncem_9000c70.jpg

― systemwide fish item (Brian Miller), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:43 (nineteen years ago)

::D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D D

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

BRIAN WINS THE INTERNET GOOD GAME EVERYONE LET'S GO HOME

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:46 (nineteen years ago)

all right folks, brian's won the internet for today, so i'll be taking my leave. when next i see you...i will be drunk

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:47 (nineteen years ago)

cannot breathe omfg

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:47 (nineteen years ago)

ok, i'm really amazed at how quickly adam schefter posted that to his blog

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:48 (nineteen years ago)

text and concept courtesy alex & ally

― systemwide fish item (Brian Miller), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

i'm amazed at how quickly we all check adam schefter's blog

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

if i ever go to nu-nu-ilx that picture will be all i post

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

he does control the internet, is the thing

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:50 (nineteen years ago)

btw it is now hanging on my desk, thanks brian :D

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:52 (nineteen years ago)

i love this internets

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

lol i do not think my interview showed up hooray!!!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

man everything got really awesome today right around twenty minutes ago

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Friday, 23 February 2007 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

i got a new showerhead! :D

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Friday, 23 February 2007 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

i bought a new camera :D

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 21:01 (nineteen years ago)

I got a Fresca!

― systemwide fish item (Brian Miller), Friday, 23 February 2007 21:09 (nineteen years ago)

we are all winners, today

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 21:16 (nineteen years ago)

This is my last day in current jobbie! New jobbie starts Monday!!!!

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 23 February 2007 21:18 (nineteen years ago)

i got 2 cds from alternative tentacles mail order!

― 69 (pete), Friday, 23 February 2007 21:39 (nineteen years ago)

i only work two days next week, then I'm on vacation for a week!

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Friday, 23 February 2007 21:43 (nineteen years ago)

my foot fell asleep!

― systemwide fish item (Brian Miller), Friday, 23 February 2007 21:50 (nineteen years ago)

i'm drinking beer already!

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Friday, 23 February 2007 21:52 (nineteen years ago)

splitting in 5 minutes!

― 69 (pete), Friday, 23 February 2007 21:54 (nineteen years ago)

fuck u guys!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 21:59 (nineteen years ago)

argh I may never get off this fucking conference call! but i will come as soon as I can

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 23 February 2007 22:22 (nineteen years ago)

DRINK! DRINK! DRINK! DRINK! DRINK DRINK! DRINK! DRINK!

― systemwide fish item (Brian Miller), Friday, 23 February 2007 22:23 (nineteen years ago)

argh i will never get rid of this cold. i feel like SHIT

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Friday, 23 February 2007 22:24 (nineteen years ago)

zr did say he already procured the good table so there's no huge rush, he's holding shit down

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 22:25 (nineteen years ago)

i think i'm dying

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Friday, 23 February 2007 22:39 (nineteen years ago)

i felt like that for about 3-4 weeks but i feel ok now! you'll be ok!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 22:40 (nineteen years ago)

fuck u guys!

― Del Monte Young (ex machina), Friday, 23 February 2007 22:42 (nineteen years ago)

is that you, brooklyn wizard?

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Friday, 23 February 2007 22:44 (nineteen years ago)

dudes akron/family bit dick tonight

― 69 (pete), Saturday, 24 February 2007 06:51 (nineteen years ago)

orly? sorry!

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Saturday, 24 February 2007 15:32 (nineteen years ago)

uh, well....i kind of...sold my soul to the devil.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Sunday, 25 February 2007 15:34 (nineteen years ago)

Does anyone want (2) free tickets to Shakespeare (Richard 3) today at 2 p.m. The snow is conspiring to keep us in VA. Let me know!

― Matilda Wormwood (Mary ), Sunday, 25 February 2007 16:52 (nineteen years ago)

Never mind, we just donated the tix back to the theater. Fuck you Virginia!

― Matilda Wormwood (Mary ), Sunday, 25 February 2007 17:22 (nineteen years ago)

I totally died this weekend, fyi

― quincie (quincie), Sunday, 25 February 2007 17:49 (nineteen years ago)

as a result of snow i think christian now has to live with us

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Sunday, 25 February 2007 17:50 (nineteen years ago)

sorry you missed ghost rider, dude!!! but yeah the killing ourselves thing is not the greatest every day plan, i'm realizing myself.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Sunday, 25 February 2007 17:51 (nineteen years ago)

I have concluded that my body can withstand excessive alcohol OR lack of sleep, but not both. Welcome to AGING.

― quincie (quincie), Sunday, 25 February 2007 17:55 (nineteen years ago)

mine is still withstanding but i think it's really causing mental problems or something because i've become 17x stupider than previously believed over the past month, in my calculations. brain cells, dying, etc.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Sunday, 25 February 2007 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

whenever i'm in a particuarly foul mood & unable to deal with work/anything else it's usually lack of sleep
i don't really like to have that much alcohol either..
my voice is still fucked up.

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Sunday, 25 February 2007 18:13 (nineteen years ago)

hmm. is it too late to give up drinking for lent? Oh I guess it is OH WELL.

― quincie (quincie), Sunday, 25 February 2007 18:15 (nineteen years ago)

christian now sounds like johnny cash, it's rad

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Sunday, 25 February 2007 18:19 (nineteen years ago)

EVERYONE

WE ARE POSSIBLY GOING TO DO THE WICKER MAN

TODAY

BECAUSE THE SATTELITE IS OUT

BRAVE THE BLIZZARD, IT WILL BE AWESOMES

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Sunday, 25 February 2007 18:50 (nineteen years ago)

by possibly i mean it's on RIGHT NOW btw

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Sunday, 25 February 2007 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

http://thecia.com.au/reviews/g/images/ghost-rider-0.jpg

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Sunday, 25 February 2007 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

hey blackheart is yr daddy home
does he treat you right, do you have a soul
my skull's on fire
ohhhh i'm ghost rider

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Sunday, 25 February 2007 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

Watch these all right now

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLPQFwzcMWE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XW1D94y5u8I

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Sunday, 25 February 2007 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

lolololololol x800 at Nic Cage kickboxing Leelee Sobieski

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Sunday, 25 February 2007 20:43 (nineteen years ago)

also there is no way bruce springsteen ghost rider will stop being funny

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Sunday, 25 February 2007 20:43 (nineteen years ago)

ok i'm bored so i went ahead and made a flickr account. one day it will have pictures on it that do not involve drinking
http://www.flickr.com/photos/allyzay/

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 February 2007 00:24 (nineteen years ago)

i do not remember being in any of this pictures

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Monday, 26 February 2007 00:51 (nineteen years ago)

srsly, i have no recollection of my picture being taken even once at nick's party, and yet there i am in pete's eventual new myspace picture

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Monday, 26 February 2007 00:52 (nineteen years ago)

dude no offense but i don't think pete is going to change his myspace pic to a photo of you and tom.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 February 2007 00:57 (nineteen years ago)

by eventual i meant "45 seconds from now because he's at my apartment changing it as i type this"

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Monday, 26 February 2007 01:00 (nineteen years ago)

hahahahahaha yeah i just saw that

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 February 2007 01:02 (nineteen years ago)

hey dudes we are at alex's RIGHT NOW THE INTERNET HAS COME TO LIFE AND IT IS HORRRRRRRIBLE

― 69'in ZR&AP (pete), Monday, 26 February 2007 01:02 (nineteen years ago)

now being interviewed on tv: leonardo dicaprio, oscar nominee for BLOOD DIAMOND

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Monday, 26 February 2007 01:03 (nineteen years ago)

jeez, i thought those jerks would never leave

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Monday, 26 February 2007 01:12 (nineteen years ago)

OH SHIT I'M HAVING DIRTBIKE FRIEND WITHDRAWAL SOMEONE COME GET DRUNK WITH ME ASAP

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Monday, 26 February 2007 01:13 (nineteen years ago)

otm ;_;
somehow i have avoided drinking today tho!!!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 February 2007 01:19 (nineteen years ago)

"Your soul has been tainted by the blood of the innocent. Look into my eyes and feel their pain."

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 February 2007 01:20 (nineteen years ago)

http://imdb.com/title/tt0259324/trivia

^^omg at pretty much all of this

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Monday, 26 February 2007 01:20 (nineteen years ago)

Nicolas Cage's computer generated skull was made from a three dimensional x-ray taken of his actual skull.

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Monday, 26 February 2007 01:21 (nineteen years ago)

Nicolas Cage wrote sections of the script.

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Monday, 26 February 2007 01:21 (nineteen years ago)

Nicolas Cage had to have his Ghost Rider tattoo covered with make-up in order to play Johnny Blaze (Ghost Rider).

^^^ this just blew my mind

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 February 2007 01:23 (nineteen years ago)

Continuity: When Johnny and Mack are talking after Mack turns off the chimp video, Johnny has his martini glass of jellybeans. The shot over Mack's shoulder shows the top layer of jellybeans is almost all yellow, most notably the beans nearest to Johnny. In the reverse shot (as Johnny's speaking and the shot switches to a low shot near the arm of the chair) there are red jellybeans that should be visible in the other shot, but are not.

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Monday, 26 February 2007 01:37 (nineteen years ago)

Can Ghost Rider get hurt or is he invincible?

Not by humans really. But in the movie he is knifed by a thug and has to get stiches, but later in the movie the entire police squad opens fire on him and he isnt hurt at all. He shrugs it off and needs no medical attetion. This is another small error in one great movie.

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Monday, 26 February 2007 01:40 (nineteen years ago)

stiches

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Monday, 26 February 2007 01:53 (nineteen years ago)

i'm sleeping with the wrong girls dc, someone help me out here.

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Monday, 26 February 2007 01:54 (nineteen years ago)

askin the wroooong thread

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Monday, 26 February 2007 02:01 (nineteen years ago)

WE'RE ALL DOING THAT

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 February 2007 02:01 (nineteen years ago)

i dunno, mw's pretty otm

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Monday, 26 February 2007 02:07 (nineteen years ago)

ok maybe he can offer advice?

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 February 2007 02:10 (nineteen years ago)

to all of us, i mean!!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 February 2007 02:12 (nineteen years ago)

Me? advice? kevin, stop sleeping with girls you meet in. . . bars?

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Monday, 26 February 2007 02:20 (nineteen years ago)

NONE OF US WOULD HAVE EVER HAD SEX AT ALL IF WE DIDN'T DO THAT, MW

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 February 2007 02:21 (nineteen years ago)

WELL WHYS YOU ASKIN ME FO ADVICE DEN.

P.S. YR PICS R VERY FUNNYS ON THE FLICKRS

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Monday, 26 February 2007 02:29 (nineteen years ago)

James Taylor is on my tv singing a song about anthropomorphic cars, WTF

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Monday, 26 February 2007 02:31 (nineteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/139/402606587_e161494e66.jpg
otm!!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 February 2007 02:32 (nineteen years ago)

i'm predicting an original song oscar next year for bruce springsteen's "i'm ghost rider (2007)"

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Monday, 26 February 2007 02:33 (nineteen years ago)

otm especially if it ever gets posted on schefter's blog.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 February 2007 02:35 (nineteen years ago)

"schefters" blog. riiiiiiiiiight.

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Monday, 26 February 2007 02:40 (nineteen years ago)

what are you implying, kind sir

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 February 2007 02:48 (nineteen years ago)

i know the truth, ruth.

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Monday, 26 February 2007 02:48 (nineteen years ago)

BAN MARK

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Monday, 26 February 2007 02:49 (nineteen years ago)

hahahaha otm

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 February 2007 02:50 (nineteen years ago)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=4S0VIWqfnDg

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Monday, 26 February 2007 03:06 (nineteen years ago)

i think surrealism is about to have a moment. elsa schiaparelli = sort of noize

She is also well known for her surrealist designs of the 1930s, especially her hat's, including the Dalí design resembling a giant shoe and one a giant lamb chop

excuse me, i just post whatever on the dc thread rather than find an appropriate thread. should i post this on schefterblog instead?

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Monday, 26 February 2007 03:30 (nineteen years ago)

POST ON BOTH???

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 February 2007 05:21 (nineteen years ago)

well country night was an unmitigated disaster

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Monday, 26 February 2007 13:56 (nineteen years ago)

I'm not from DC and I've never posted on or read this thread before, but it would appear that THIS is where all the ILX action is. Who knew? Anyway, greetings and carry on.

(I used to live in DC when I was a tot. I lived at 7704 Alaska Ave., near shepherd park. I was 7 when we moved. I think it's not a very great neighborhood anymore. It was nice back then. We were almost the only white family on the block.)

― Maria :D (Maria :D), Monday, 26 February 2007 14:06 (nineteen years ago)

shepherd park is a GREAT neighborhood still - not a ton of young people, but really nice families, well-organized neighborhod listserv, etc. i lived there from 1/06-5/06 (14th and juniper), and totally enjoyed it.

― 69 (pete), Monday, 26 February 2007 14:37 (nineteen years ago)

wicker man was dead retarded you guys

I watched some of CSI: Miami last night after the Oscars and let me tell you that youtube clip is only a tiny glimpse into how utterly addictive Caruso's speaking cadence can be

― Invincible Devil Hunter ROAST GAIDER™ (trm), Monday, 26 February 2007 14:45 (nineteen years ago)

BTW I figured out the "Shocking Alternate Ending" to wicker man - after receiving the mysterious letter from his ex-fiancee, Nick Cage (remembering his days as an ex-con realizes that kidnapping is a federal matter under USC title 18 and notifies the Seattle Field Office of the FBI. Several FBI SAs arrive on Summer's Isle and are murdered by mobs of bitches, the Governor and the US AG authorize deadly force and send in a fleet of national guard Apaches to raze the colony to the ground with volley after volley of 70mm Hydra rockets. The survivors are rounded up and sent to homes for mental people.

― Invincible Devil Hunter ROAST GAIDER™ (trm), Monday, 26 February 2007 14:59 (nineteen years ago)

you at least have to admit that scenario is both shocking and alternate

― TOMB07 (trm), Monday, 26 February 2007 15:00 (nineteen years ago)

yes that is the alternative to him burning to death after getting his legs hacked up.

from the spam mail folder: "condoms make for more enjoyable bus rides"

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 February 2007 15:05 (nineteen years ago)

i mean i like the cut of your jib spam mailer but really that's a little sub risky business, isn't it?

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 February 2007 15:06 (nineteen years ago)

are we going to move across the street

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Monday, 26 February 2007 15:08 (nineteen years ago)

;_;

i think we have to as this is getting slooooooooooooooooooow

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 February 2007 15:08 (nineteen years ago)

okay, i'll go rent the u-haul. you guys can start boxing things up.

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Monday, 26 February 2007 15:11 (nineteen years ago)

gmail contextual ads u r a treat part ii: back in the habit

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― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Monday, 26 February 2007 15:11 (nineteen years ago)

"UH Communications" OTM

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 February 2007 15:12 (nineteen years ago)

if we move to stupid new ilx i'm reinventing myself as a cuet girl so all the internet dudes crepe on me

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Monday, 26 February 2007 15:14 (nineteen years ago)

i will be this girl, specifically:
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c194/pmthreads/Stenciling/trumpy_tee.jpg

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Monday, 26 February 2007 15:14 (nineteen years ago)

we have to move, this place is condemned, landlord is kicking us out, rats in the servers, plus i hate that old lady bitch upstairs.

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Monday, 26 February 2007 15:15 (nineteen years ago)

i'm going to reinvent myself as this girl
http://images.nfl.com/images/nflnetwork/schefter_adam.jpg

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 February 2007 15:20 (nineteen years ago)

btw gis for "adam schefter" is now actually the funniest thing in the world

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 February 2007 15:21 (nineteen years ago)

black lodge dudes

also hey maria! you're funny and nice!

― idiot control now (teenagequiet), Monday, 26 February 2007 15:24 (nineteen years ago)

DAER INTERVIEWEE

SHOW UP I WILL INTERVIEW YOU WITH THESE STUPID STOCK QUESTIONS I HAVE BEEN FORCIBLY ASSIGNED

BUT C'MON I HAVEN'T GOT ALL DAY ;_;

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 February 2007 15:27 (nineteen years ago)

wait who am i kidding i'm not doing anything today

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 February 2007 15:28 (nineteen years ago)

Your search - "goodbye sandbox" - did not match any documents.

;_;

We walked on the beach beside that old hotel
They're tearing it down now, but it's just as well.
I haven't shown you everything a man can do
So stay with me baby, I've got plans for you

This are the time to remember
Cause it will not last forever.
These are the days to hold onto
Cause we won't although we'll want to.
This is the time, but time is going to change.
You've given me the best of you,
And now I need the rest of you.

Did you know before you came into my life,
Some kind of miracle that I survived.
Someday we'll both look back and have to laugh
We lived through a lifetime and the aftermath

This are the time to remember
Cause it will not last forever.
These are the days to hold onto
Cause we won't although we'll want to.
This is the time, but time is going to change.
I know we have to move somehow,
But I don't want to lose you now.

Sometimes it's so easy to let a day slip on by
Without even seeing each other at all
But this is the time you'll turn back to and so will I
And those will be the days you can never recall

And so we embrace again behind the dunes.
This beach is so cold on a winter afternoon,
But holding you close is like holding the summer sun,
All warm from the memory of days to come.

― 69 (pete), Monday, 26 February 2007 15:29 (nineteen years ago)

guys maybe we should walk on the beach one more time in our bare feet and feel the waves roll across our pressed khakis before we move.

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Monday, 26 February 2007 15:30 (nineteen years ago)

When are you gonna come down
When are you going to land
I should have stayed on the farm
I should have listened to my old man

You know you can't hold me forever
I didn't sign up with you
I'm not a present for your friends to open
This boy's too young to be singing the blues

So goodbye yellow brick road
Where the dogs of society howl
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my plough

Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the horny back toad
Oh I've finally decided my future lies
Beyond the yellow brick road

What do you think you'll do then
I bet that'll shoot down your plane
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again

Maybe you'll get a replacement
There's plenty like me to be found
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffing for tidbits like you on the ground

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 February 2007 15:30 (nineteen years ago)

oh mw u r speakin my language

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 February 2007 15:30 (nineteen years ago)

"This are the time to remember"

billy jorel otm

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Monday, 26 February 2007 15:32 (nineteen years ago)

this place has been really special to me. the times, the memories, the laughter. the drunken vomiting. the sordid details of our lives. we are now drifting out to sea, our boat aflames, like a viking funeral. and now the boat is overturned by a wave, our coffins dump our bodies into the ocean, where they will be torn apart by blood thirsty sharks.

PEACE.

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Monday, 26 February 2007 15:34 (nineteen years ago)

also hey maria! you're funny and nice!

-- idiot control now (teenagequie...), February 26th, 2007.
Awww, thanks. See you on the udder side.

oh, wow, crosspost old-school style - oh, how I miss ye.

― Maria :D (Maria :D), Monday, 26 February 2007 15:34 (nineteen years ago)

VALHALLA I AM COMING

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 February 2007 15:37 (nineteen years ago)

She grew up in an Indiana town,
Had a good-lookin' mama who never was around.
But she grew up tall and she grew up right
With them Indiana boys on them Indiana nights.

Well, she moved down here at the age of eighteen.
She blew the boys away, was more than they'd seen.
I was introduced and we both started groovin'.
I said, "I dig you baby, but I got to keep movin' on.
Keep movin' on."

Last dance with Mary Jane, one more time to kill the pain.
I feel summer creepin' in and I'm tired of this town again.

Well, I don't know, but I've been told,
You never slow down, you never grow old.
I'm tired of screwin' up, tired of going down,
Tired of myself, tired of this town.

Oh, my, my. Oh, hell, yes.
Honey, put on that party dress.
Buy me a drink, sing me a song.
Take me as I come 'cause I can't stay long.

Last dance with Mary Jane, one more time to kill the pain.
I feel summer creepin' in and I'm tired of this town again.

There's pigeons down on Market Square.
She's standin' in her underwear,
Lookin' down from a hotel room.
Nightfall will be comin' soon.

Oh, my, my. Oh, hell, yes.
You got to put on that party dress.
It was too cold to cry when I woke up alone.
I hit my last number and walked to the road.

Last dance with Mary Jane, one more time to kill the pain.
I feel summer creepin' in and I'm tired of this town again.

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Monday, 26 February 2007 15:38 (nineteen years ago)

If you close the door
the night could last forever
Leave the sunshine out
and say hello to never

All the people are dancing
and they're having such fun
I wish it could happen to me

But if you close the door
I'd never have to see the day again

If you close the door
the night could last forever
Leave the wine-glass out
and drink a toast to never

Oh, someday I know
someone will look into my eyes
And say hello
you're my very special one

But if you close the door
I'd never have to see the day again

Dark party bars, shiny Cadillac cars
and the people on subways and trains
Looking gray in the rain, as they stand disarrayed
oh, but people look well in the dark

And if you close the door
the night could last forever
Leave the sunshine out
and say hello to never

All the people are dancing
and they're having such fun
I wish it could happen to me

Cause if you close the door
I'd never have to see the day again
I'd never have to see the day again, once more
I'd never have to see the day again

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Monday, 26 February 2007 15:43 (nineteen years ago)

Blame it all on my roots
I showed up in boots
And ruined your black tie affair
The last one to know
The last one to show
I was the last one
You thought you'd see there
And I saw the surprise
And the fear in his eyes
When I took his glass of champagne
And I toasted you
Said, honey, we may be through
But you'll never hear me complain

'Cause I've got friends in low places
Where the whiskey drowns
And the beer chases my blues away
And I'll be okay
I'm not big on social graces
Think I'll slip on down to the oasis
Oh, I've got friends in low places

Well, I guess I was wrong
I just don't belong
But then, I've been there before
Everything's all right
I'll just say goodnight
And I'll show myself to the door
Hey, I didn't mean
To cause a big scene
Just give me an hour and then
Well, I'll be as high
As that ivory tower
That you're livin' in

3rd Verse:
I guess I was wrong
I just don't belong
But then, I've been there before
And everything is alright
I'll just say goodnight
And I'll show myself to the door
I didn't mean to cause a big scene
Just wait 'til I finish this glass
Then sweet little lady
I'll head back to the bar
And you can kiss my ass

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 February 2007 15:43 (nineteen years ago)

wait guys seriously that song is secretly awesome and i never knew until just now

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 February 2007 15:44 (nineteen years ago)

Danny says we gotta go
Gotta go to Idaho
But we can't go surfin'
'Cause it's 20 below

Sound check's at 5:02
Record stores and interviews
Oh, but I can't wait
To be with you tomorrow

Baby

Oho-ho-ho, we got nowhere to go
And it may sound funny, but it's true
Hangin' out in 100 B
Watching Get Smart on TV
Thinkin' about
You and me and you and me

Hangin' out in L.A.
And there's nowhere to go
It ain't Christmas if there ain't no snow
Listening to Sheena on the radio
Oh-ho oh-ho

(xpost you have apparently never been to a bar with a jukebox in the midwest or in virginia because then you'd know that full well ally)

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Monday, 26 February 2007 15:45 (nineteen years ago)

ok listen i have heard and sang that song 8 trillion times with my stupid sister who only goes to bars that play garth brooks, apparently, but never realized at all until just now how awesome those lyrics are. this might very well be the first time i've registered the existence of the song while sober.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 February 2007 15:48 (nineteen years ago)

no sorry that song sucks

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Monday, 26 February 2007 15:49 (nineteen years ago)

nope it's awesome

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 February 2007 15:50 (nineteen years ago)

sigh

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Monday, 26 February 2007 16:10 (nineteen years ago)

i'm still here. i'm just like sitting hitting refresh on message boards compulsively while waiting to do this stupid interview cos i have to wait for everyone else to be done before i can go get coffee and smoke because GOD FORBID i get up while other people are doing interview process because THEY MIGHT FINISH ANY SECOND

i'm going to stab myself with a letter opener, is i think what i'm saying here.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 February 2007 16:11 (nineteen years ago)

that's how trotsky died little known fact

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Monday, 26 February 2007 16:16 (nineteen years ago)

waiting to interview stalin

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Monday, 26 February 2007 16:16 (nineteen years ago)

i'm here too but can't seem to submit any messages. maybe 3rd time's the charm?

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Monday, 26 February 2007 16:17 (nineteen years ago)

guess so.

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Monday, 26 February 2007 16:18 (nineteen years ago)

what a sad story, about the trotsky thing. i feel him on this one.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 February 2007 16:18 (nineteen years ago)

the actual story sounds a lot more painful and makes my ears itch just thinking about it.

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Monday, 26 February 2007 16:19 (nineteen years ago)

Details:
* You lived in Washington Heights in 2004.
* You hooked up and it was the apocalypse, dudes.

^^^ why does myspace not have something that is otm like this

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 February 2007 16:25 (nineteen years ago)

last night a lady ended a call with me by throwing her phone against the wall and breaking it, i think that also happened to trotsky once

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Monday, 26 February 2007 16:27 (nineteen years ago)

should not have told her i'm the devil's bounty hunter 8[

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Monday, 26 February 2007 16:27 (nineteen years ago)

yeah that kind of line only works with certain ladies, is the thing.

that is pretty intense though.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 February 2007 16:29 (nineteen years ago)

last night a lady ended a call with me by throwing her phone against the wall and breaking it,

that is completely fucking awesome. i went to ex-lady friend's show on saturday night and the first song was a thinly veiled trashing of me. why invite me to that? i cut out after her set after getting a txt msg that the location of my boxer shorts had been ascertained.

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Monday, 26 February 2007 16:39 (nineteen years ago)

that is completely fucking awesome. i went to ex-lady friend's show on saturday night and the first song was a thinly veiled trashing of me.

lolz. sad, sad lolz.

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Monday, 26 February 2007 16:40 (nineteen years ago)

after getting a txt msg that the location of my boxer shorts had been ascertained.

ok something very similar happened to me once and i was not quite as nonchalant about it but the thing was the person who located my underwear was a random coworker of mine.

also the other board is down so here is the thing we need to think about
http://www.popmatters.com/images/film_art/g/ghost-rider-3.jpg

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 February 2007 16:42 (nineteen years ago)

she fucked up the solo in that song! the set lagged in the middle but she was getting a nice keith richards tone out of her guitar. her new keyboard/drum machine songs were actually really really good and i wouldn't have been lying if i told her that had i stuck around to talk to her.

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Monday, 26 February 2007 16:43 (nineteen years ago)

Alex, I will crêpe on you.

So ILX 3 is broken already?

― Ed (dali), Monday, 26 February 2007 16:47 (nineteen years ago)

"here is you nu-couch, it is still just springs and metal but it will NEVER FALL OVER, go ahead, sit in it! woops"

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Monday, 26 February 2007 16:48 (nineteen years ago)

IT DIED

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Monday, 26 February 2007 16:48 (nineteen years ago)

― Ed (dali), Monday, 26 February 2007 16:50 (nineteen years ago)

something is not right there I asked for circumflex

― Ed (dali), Monday, 26 February 2007 16:51 (nineteen years ago)

i just told interviewee to please excuse my spaced out behavior but i had a long weekend and was in dire need of a smoke and a coffee. bad behavior y/n

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 February 2007 17:03 (nineteen years ago)

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Monday, 26 February 2007 17:05 (nineteen years ago)

good behavior if you then took a swig from a martini glass full of jellybeans

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Monday, 26 February 2007 17:06 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=44&threadid=1291#unread

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Monday, 26 February 2007 17:22 (nineteen years ago)

hahahaha yes

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 February 2007 17:44 (nineteen years ago)

yeah i should've stabbed myself with that letter opener

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 February 2007 17:47 (nineteen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/e/ea/Three_hundred.jpg/200px-Three_hundred.jpg

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Monday, 26 February 2007 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 February 2007 22:48 (nineteen years ago)

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c90/gradygillan/Dreaming_Prowl.jpg

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Tuesday, 27 February 2007 14:27 (nineteen years ago)

tonight the part of all the boys on dcilx will be played by prowl

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Tuesday, 27 February 2007 14:30 (nineteen years ago)

ok romantictransformers.jpg is hilarious

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 February 2007 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

seriously dudes lets just go back here

― 69 (pete), Monday, 5 March 2007 23:26 (nineteen years ago)

BACK IN FUCKING BLACK

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Monday, 5 March 2007 23:26 (nineteen years ago)

everything felt great and i knew who i was

― 69 (pete), Monday, 5 March 2007 23:27 (nineteen years ago)

oh man i like it here so much more

― WHO IS GHOST RIDER (a_p), Monday, 5 March 2007 23:27 (nineteen years ago)

tom and jon were in love

― 69 (pete), Monday, 5 March 2007 23:27 (nineteen years ago)

I DONT WANNA TALK

― 69 (pete), Monday, 5 March 2007 23:27 (nineteen years ago)

isn't it a shame the way our little world has changed?

― do you remember schefter (a_p), Monday, 5 March 2007 23:27 (nineteen years ago)

OH MAMA

I SHOT MYSELF DOWN

― 69 (pete), Monday, 5 March 2007 23:27 (nineteen years ago)

MAMA

SHOT MYSELF DOWN

― 69 (pete), Monday, 5 March 2007 23:28 (nineteen years ago)

BOY DO I LOVE POLLS, I'M SURE GLAD I CAN MAKE POLLS NOW, IT'S WORTH IT [IMGAGE]FUCKTHAT.JPG[/IMG]

― [Illegal Link Removed] (a_p), Monday, 5 March 2007 23:29 (nineteen years ago)

black

― 69 (pete), Monday, 5 March 2007 23:30 (nineteen years ago)

strong

― 69 (pete), Monday, 5 March 2007 23:30 (nineteen years ago)

[strongo][/strongo]

― Del Monte Young (ex machina), Monday, 5 March 2007 23:50 (nineteen years ago)

i still love you jon

― 69 (pete), Monday, 5 March 2007 23:52 (nineteen years ago)

fatso

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Tuesday, 6 March 2007 07:23 (nineteen years ago)

http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/8646/cagehd3.jpg http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/8646/cagehd3.jpg

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 14:56 (nineteen years ago)

http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/8646/cagehd3.jpg
http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/8646/cagehd3.jpg

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 14:56 (nineteen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/35/PostOffice%21.PNG

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 18:01 (nineteen years ago)

http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/8646/cagehd3.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/35/PostOffice%21.PNG
http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/8646/cagehd3.jpg

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 18:01 (nineteen years ago)

hey there cowboy i like yr post office department shirt.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 18:02 (nineteen years ago)

oh man now i'm gettin annoyed at the other dc thread, i think i'm just gonna stick around here.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 18:04 (nineteen years ago)

8080

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

srsly the only thing i get to hear about at home is A) jon williams is a fag b) how ilx coding is going, i don't want to also hear about it on the internets.

NO ONE ELSE IS HERE SANDBOX UNDERWEAR PARTY TIME BRIAN LOG IN

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

come on, i know for a fact that last night at home you watched nic cage snort coke and gun powder, that's neither coding nor fattie jw

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 18:19 (nineteen years ago)

alright well besides things that nicolas cage tells me from my television when i put him on, that is all i hear about.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 18:22 (nineteen years ago)

that movie srsly is, btw, nothing but 2 hours of nic cage talking at you about brooklyn and guns and the government via to-camera monologues + voice over.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 18:24 (nineteen years ago)

heh

― fake pablo (Pablo), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 18:47 (nineteen years ago)

tv destroys cinema

― fake dr morbius (a_p), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

daily cigarette consumption log

monday, march 5: 23
tuesday, march 6: 500
wednesday, march 7: 2,500
thursday, march 8: 10,004

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Thursday, 8 March 2007 15:43 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.cagefactor.com/photos/art/art_cageclipart_13_large.jpg

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Thursday, 8 March 2007 16:42 (nineteen years ago)

http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/8646/cagehd3.jpg http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/35/PostOffice%21.PNG

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Thursday, 8 March 2007 23:08 (nineteen years ago)

fuck an html parser

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Thursday, 8 March 2007 23:09 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.chicagoist.com/images/2004_07_bob_newhart_statue.jpg

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Friday, 9 March 2007 21:11 (nineteen years ago)

Wait, this is still here? AWESOME

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Saturday, 10 March 2007 03:40 (nineteen years ago)

Nu-ILX is such a pile of stink. :(((

― Bellicose Veins (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 10 March 2007 16:40 (nineteen years ago)

The Sandbox feels a lot like the place that Winston and Julia went to above the antique shop in 1984.

― PPlains (PPlains), Saturday, 10 March 2007 18:14 (nineteen years ago)

http://videodetective.com/photos/008/000377_42.jpg

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Monday, 12 March 2007 14:09 (nineteen years ago)

http://blogs.chron.com/whitehouse/archives/afpcastrochavez.jpg

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 16:28 (nineteen years ago)

[image]http://www.fadedgiant.net/assets/images/reagan_ronald_photo_7_lrg.gif[/image]

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 00:21 (nineteen years ago)

http://faculty.uml.edu/sgallagher/sgallagher/hearst.jpg

Nice [html] work there.

― PPlains (PPlains), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 05:30 (nineteen years ago)

BAN PPLAINS

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 05:51 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.cviog.uga.edu/Projects/gainfo/statues/carter2.jpg

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 13:06 (nineteen years ago)

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^^^reasons to stay in the sandbox forever

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 18:36 (nineteen years ago)

I love this place!

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 18:42 (nineteen years ago)

Its quarter to three,
Theres no one in the place
'cept you and me
So set em up joe
I got a little story
I think you should know

We're drinking my friend
To the end
of a brief episode
So make it one for my baby
And one more for the road

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

woooohoooo

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 18:44 (nineteen years ago)

jaymc said he doesn't like the stooges fun house album because it's "too bluesy". i think i'm moving out and am gonna stay at the sandbox for a while.

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 18:45 (nineteen years ago)

you know what? that sucks.

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

the funhouse part i mean

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

i read some of the chicago thread this morning for some reason, but i was just roffling at kenan being king crepe

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 18:47 (nineteen years ago)

oh man i'm so much happier already

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 18:47 (nineteen years ago)

hi zr!

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 18:48 (nineteen years ago)

WOULDNT IT BE NICE IF WE WERE OLDER

wow! i got a xpost! sweet! i love it here!

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 18:49 (nineteen years ago)

HI GUYS!

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 18:49 (nineteen years ago)

kenan isn't a nut or anything but i was surprised that he could not possibly see how using the phrase "i bought a 12x zoom lens so i could take pictures of people unsuspectingly" and not see how someone would take that as possibly being a little bit creepy.

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 18:50 (nineteen years ago)

also wtf i really like jaymc actually but fun house = too bluesy? NEIN.

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 18:52 (nineteen years ago)

whoa sweet dudes

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 18:54 (nineteen years ago)

NOBODY TOLD ME OF THIS

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 18:54 (nineteen years ago)

SEEMS LIKE OLD TIMES.

― chicago kevin loves being able to change his screen name again (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

a beer for anyone who can find me a large image or screen-capture of the best buy commercial where the dude in the big IDEA BOX costume crashes the prom and is like WHATS UP PROMMMM??

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 18:56 (nineteen years ago)

I TOLD YOU ALLYZAY ON THE OTHER BOARD

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 18:56 (nineteen years ago)

wait that happened? xpost

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 18:57 (nineteen years ago)

oh yay

GUYS I JUST SAW AN XPOST

― giboyojimbo (gbx), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

yeah best commercial ever - it was like all i ever said in sr yr of high school

WHATS UP PROMMMM

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, that jaymc stuff was some kind of geir bullshit

― giboyojimbo (gbx), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

Should I use my awfulness to chase people off the sandbox, too?

(WOW XPOSTS! IT'S LIKE DEJA VU ALL OVER AGAIN)

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

WHO IS GIBOYOJIMBO?

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 18:59 (nineteen years ago)

ghost rider

― giboyojimbo (gbx), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 18:59 (nineteen years ago)

i thought i had dreamt that what's up prom thing

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 18:59 (nineteen years ago)

i think i am going to take the plunge and get a second cup of coffee because i am in a laptop coffee shop and i am going to be WIRRRRRREEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDD

― giboyojimbo (gbx), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:00 (nineteen years ago)

dan you rule and you don't chase anyone away except with your elmo pron which people find themselves laughing over eventually

XPOST YAY

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:00 (nineteen years ago)

god i love this place

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

I LOVE IT HERE

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:02 (nineteen years ago)

vv DASHES

― giboyojimbo (gbx), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:02 (nineteen years ago)

guys wtf is jaymc even talking about

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:02 (nineteen years ago)

OH SHIT LOOK WHAT I JUST DID

(hint - it is after the "--")

― i just changed my display name! rad! (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:03 (nineteen years ago)

the blues are so REPETITIVE

― giboyojimbo (gbx), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:03 (nineteen years ago)

http://thenightwriterblog.powerblogs.com/files/thenightwriterblog-Whats_up_with_that.jpg

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

ugh, sometimes my home town thread makes me wish someone would run over my face with a wheat thresher.

hah, xpost.

― chicago kevin is hoping for a steak tonight... (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

guys i'd just like to inform everyone that the old messages are hidden right at the top of the thread

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

this place feels like an old comfy chair that still has my ass groove

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/120/286226332_2c386530c5.jpg?v=0

― I have experienced definitive proof that I really don't cause the majority of pr, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

html? HTML!!!!

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

should i take the plunge on this second coffee?????????

― giboyojimbo (gbx), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

yes

― THIS IS OUR ASS GROOVE (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:07 (nineteen years ago)

woooooooooooooooooo

HELL YES gobyojampbaylaa

― shesgottatveyeonmeshesgottatveye (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:07 (nineteen years ago)

Ok the beer is good in this bar, and cheap, less than two of your bucks for an OTM deKonink, the music is not bad, but no one is under 40. Mind you the only youths I have seen look pretty feral.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:07 (nineteen years ago)

do it do it do it do it

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:07 (nineteen years ago)

DUDE ALL OF BELGIUM IS FERAL

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:08 (nineteen years ago)

btw mr. que you are very bluesy

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:08 (nineteen years ago)

vv bluesy.

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:08 (nineteen years ago)

guys i gotta go to belgium

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:08 (nineteen years ago)

i'm trying to think of a moment on funhouse that sounds bluesy

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:09 (nineteen years ago)

maybe it's the sax.

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:10 (nineteen years ago)

i gotta meet some feral youths

― giboyojimbo (gbx), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:10 (nineteen years ago)

i think it's the boring and repetitive chord progressions that are stupid and boring

― FERAL YOUTHS (gbx), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:11 (nineteen years ago)

thanks geir

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:11 (nineteen years ago)

like the first 30 seconds of down on the street maybe? like before it explodes and sounds like the most awesome buzz saw accident in a lumber mill ever?

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

I don't like to complain but old ilx is so much easier to use on my blackberry.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

WAHW

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

WAHW

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

WAHW

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

fuck, i want to leave work right now and listen to 1970 as loud as fucking possible.

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

but it's wednesday

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:13 (nineteen years ago)

8 hours and one minute until i commence with my wednesday night activities.

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:14 (nineteen years ago)

today is saturday because i am on a 9 day vacation you stupid idiots! :D

― FERAL YOUTHS (gbx), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:15 (nineteen years ago)

oh yo kevin if by some horrible accident of horror i am still at this job around summertime i'll be headed out yr way for a conference and you gotta get beerz with me and we need to go see shows and stuff

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:15 (nineteen years ago)

today is friday for me but i gotta get on a jet plane ;_;

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:15 (nineteen years ago)

i didn't mean to call you guys stupid idiots

― (gbx), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:15 (nineteen years ago)

I have experienced definitive proof that I really don't cause the majority of problems with me on the nets.

― FERAL YOUTHS (gbx), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:16 (nineteen years ago)

I'M LOST

YEEEAH

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:16 (nineteen years ago)

xxxpost peep rollerbladers

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:18 (nineteen years ago)

i saw a rollerblader do something SIIIIIICK on TV last night, but I had to pretend to not be impressed because rollerblading is kind of gay

― FERAL YOUTHS (gbx), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:18 (nineteen years ago)

alright bros, i'd like to thank each and every one of you for making today the specialest last day of the internets ever. i will see you all on tuesday with photos of me dressed as an eggplant and the silver surfer and will probably text most of you much, much sooner in a drunky and/or bored state.

GOODBYE!!! PRAY FOR ME!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

PS PETE DO NOT FORGET, ABOUT BEN AND KITTY

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

that was regional difference #1 bw DC and chicago circa 6/06

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

guys i'm listening to shake yr hips by the stones and i can't get over how boring and stupid this fucking repetitive bullshit is

― FERAL YOUTHS (gbx), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

ill go by tamale sometime ally

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

dear god,

please take care of our little eggplant

love,
zr

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

guys i'm listening to shake yr hips by the stones and i can't get over how boring and stupid this fucking repetitive bullshit is

-- FERAL YOUTHS (reduhnekkisssss...), March 14th, 2007. (gbx)

WHO IS FERAL YOUTHS? BAN HIM

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:21 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.pacificislandbooks.com/JPEGS/Why%20Paint%20Cats.jpg

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:21 (nineteen years ago)

totally.

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

guys i'm listening to shake yr hips by the stones and i can't get over how boring and stupid this fucking repetitive bullshit is
-- FERAL YOUTHS (reduhnekkisssss...), March 14th, 2007.

DIE YOU AWFUL JIZZHEAD

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

also bros, please drink all of my booze and eat all of my food and pawn my jewels

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club (pete), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

you sure ally???

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

in yr house
pwnin yr joolz

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

sure! i love superchunk

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club (pete), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

lolz

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

can someone tell me how to delete led zeppeling from my hard drive??

― FERAL YOUTHS (gbx), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

dear everyone
i am still here. you are welcome to do that but i have no jewels.

sincerely,
a. millar esq

ps fuck superchunk you homos

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

BYE FOR REAL THIS TIME, PLAY THE WII IF YOU WANT AT MY HOUSE WHILE I'M GONE, AND DRINK SOME WINE. THERE IS ALSO HUNGARIAN LEFT OVERS IN THE FRIDGE (THAT IS PROBABLY ONLY FOOD IN HOUSE) SO EAT THAT TOO. :D

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:25 (nineteen years ago)

24 HOUR PARTY WII-PLE

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:25 (nineteen years ago)

lolz

― FERAL YOUTHS (gbx), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:26 (nineteen years ago)

i hope your plane crashes, hotlips.

― Dr. Morbius (a_p), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:26 (nineteen years ago)

FRIDAY HAPPY HOUR AT ALLYZAYS & TOMBOTS

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:27 (nineteen years ago)

fuck this weather

― what what what (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:27 (nineteen years ago)

YEAH, OHH YEAH

― Dr. Morbius (a_p), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:27 (nineteen years ago)

impostor

― Dr. Morbius (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

designer impostor

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

OTM

― Dr. Morbius (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

I SHOUTED OUT, WHO KILLED ALLYZAY
WHEN AFTER ALL IT WAS YOU AND ME
BECAUSE WE ARE ALL DR. MORBIUS, DUH

― Dr. Morbius (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

THIS THREAD IS MY ART DO YOUR WORST ARIEL

― Prospero (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

dudes i have boredomitis

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

IF YOU COMPLAIN ONCE MORE
YOU'LL MEET AN ARMY OF MORBIUS

― Dr. Morbius (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

r u contagious cuz i got it too ;_1

― FERAL YOUTHS (gbx), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:31 (nineteen years ago)

i think my case is terminal.

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:32 (nineteen years ago)

POP GOES THE WEASEL CAUSE THE WEASEL GOES POP

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:32 (nineteen years ago)

guys i've been diagnosed with the rockin pneumonia

― ;_; (a_p), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

i have to see a specialist in zurich

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

i've been referred to a "dr. john"

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

AS LONG AS HE PRESCRIBES ME PILLZ.

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

COME ON DOWN TO THE STORE

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

come on baby let's go downtown, let's go let's go let's go downtown

― FERAL YOUTHS (gbx), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

I KNOW A BETTER TV
WHERE THERE'S A WHOLE LOT TO SEE

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:36 (nineteen years ago)

man my brother used to look SO much like MC serch

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:36 (nineteen years ago)

MC BLAM

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

someday ill scan in some old pictures when i go home to my parents' house

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

omg i went all in on this more coffee and i think i'm going to have run a billion miles this afternoon

― FERAL YOUTHS (gbx), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

Orval is my new favourite beer.

If I bitched about my ex here, would she find out?

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

in all seriousness gbx who are you? i know yr login name from noize but i dont know where you or your myspace is or even your christian name

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

i know the internet is for anonymity and im cool with all that too though just curious and bored

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

He is a conundrum wrapped in an enema!

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

No, wait--

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

hooray laurel made it!

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

we migrated back to england! or something

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

You all are just making your detox worse, you know. Methadone is just as hard to kick as the junk and cold turkey is the only way.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

no way this feels good is that a baby on the ceiling

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

mmmm cold Turkey

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

hi there i don't have a myspace or a christian name but i used to live in chicago and now live in montana and also am an otter

― FERAL YOUTHS (gbx), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

one little glass won't hurt

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, all yr friends are doing it

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:45 (nineteen years ago)

i tried to get a myspace once but zegemabeach was already taken ;_;

― FERAL YOUTHS (gbx), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:45 (nineteen years ago)

gbx is an awesome dude who went to my high school approx. a billion years after me, Fluffy Bear, John and Sara R-C.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

are you guys talking about awesome dudes?

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

bigtime

― FERAL YOUTHS (gbx), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

yes we nominate you for our leader, ZR

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

I LOVE AWESOME DUDES

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

AWESOME DUDES ARE SO AWESOME

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

awesome dude 8080

― ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:49 (nineteen years ago)

i am getting drunk on coffee holy shit

― FERAL YOUTHS (gbx), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

ed OTM upthread re: Orval. I'm more into Duvel but man Orval is a fine fine beer.

― if you don't chew big red (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:54 (nineteen years ago)

coffee is awesome

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:54 (nineteen years ago)

Coffee >>>>>>>>> life.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

totally

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

coffee is fucking me up!

i might have to smoke a bowl to round out the hippy eightball

― FERAL YOUTHS (gbx), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

ugh, i can barely keep my head upright i'm so tired. it just keeps lolling from one shoulder to the other making a quick dip towards my chest before i over compensate and almost give myseslf whiplash.

― chicago kevin dreams of garlic mashed potatoes. (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

naw dude smoke the j, you've earned it

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

Dan, teh Gzeus died for your sins.

― John Justen wheedly wheedly whee chugga chugga whee dunt dunt dunt (John Justen), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

HEY HOLYSHIT MY USERNAME IS FUNNY AGAIN.

― John Justen wheedly wheedly whee chugga chugga whee dunt dunt dunt (John Justen), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

how am i supposed to study for this doctor school test if my eyeballs keep moving like this fast

― FERAL YOUTHS (gbx), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

I AM PONTIUS PIRATE, ARRRRRR

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

gbx i mean

i've done that before, v. fun

― BOOOOOGA (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/2383/managementib6.jpg

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

HI DERE

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

gbx, just vibrate the book at the same speed.

― John Justen wheedly wheedly whee chugga chugga whee dunt dunt dunt (John Justen), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

HI DAR1A

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:00 (nineteen years ago)

that is a good idea but i think it will make my arms tired

― lobo del rio (gbx), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:00 (nineteen years ago)

sandbox is totally ILX party line

― systemwide fish item (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

we're kind of like the morlocks to ilx 2's eloi

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

lol u a nerd

― FERAL YOUTHS (gbx), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

ok fine fine fine, we're kind of like the morbii to ilx 2's eloi

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:02 (nineteen years ago)

Should I have a half-handful choc covered espresso beans and then try to go to first-ever bikram yoga class? Or will I die?

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

i prefer to think of us as dimension x

xp oh man, your heart will explode!

― my name is river wolf (gbx), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

DO IT

― my name is river wolf (gbx), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

http://i19.tinypic.com/4ie58k2.jpg

laurel i say yes to half-handful choc covered espresso beans

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:05 (nineteen years ago)

yeah do it, for science. the world must know.

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:05 (nineteen years ago)

listen to john wesley ghost rider

― my name is river wolf (gbx), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:05 (nineteen years ago)

should i get drunk before glass and tell poet her poem blows

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:05 (nineteen years ago)

ok a guy with tats and a fred durst face and a flame t-shirt just came in and ordered earl grey

xp tell her by pouring a beer on her head

― my name is river wolf (gbx), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:06 (nineteen years ago)

MW YES YES YES YES YES

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

drunk before glass OTM

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

Should I have a half-handful choc covered espresso beans and then try to go to first-ever bikram yoga class? Or will I die?

-- Laurel (sininspac...), March 14th, 2007. (Laurel)

oh laurel! you know me and CBG had our first date at bikram yoga? it was 115 and i passed out, but totally fun.

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

115º

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

I was never sober for any evening class ever, and it worked out great for me.

Oh, sweet beautiful xpost.

― John Justen wheedly wheedly whee chugga chugga whee dunt dunt dunt (John Justen), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

just dont try to "go deep" into poses you will die

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

There's a studio in my nabe but I have never been because I hate heat, normally -- I'm going to try to BE ONE WITH THE RISING TEMPERATURE while I follow along to poses I don't know. Will have to try for the 8pm class. What are the odds that I will leave the house again after I get home?

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

115:1

― my name is river wolf (gbx), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

i place those odds at 5:1

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

namaste laurel tell me how it goes

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:13 (nineteen years ago)

^^^^ UH SO GAY

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

GUYS I AM GOING FLY FISHING THIS WEEKEND

― my name is river wolf (gbx), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:15 (nineteen years ago)

which is manly unlike that homo stuff 69 is talking about

― my name is river wolf (gbx), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:15 (nineteen years ago)

awesome

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:15 (nineteen years ago)

yoga man roll call

― my name is river wolf (gbx), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

i am going to drink this weekend

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

4 hours and 59 minutes until i am sucking suds at club foot.

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

69 you awesome don't listen to the drunken haters

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

i have never done yoga and don't really think it's in the cards for me any time soon

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

did you know that you can drink beers and fly fish at the same time????

― my name is river wolf (gbx), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

smokin yoga would be so chill

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

and yet you post pastel pics of nic cage. you are complex!

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

xpost

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

i've done smokin yoga

it's actually really fun

― my name is river wolf (gbx), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

you can smoke and drink while you post pictures on the internet, that's really all there is to my decision-making process

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

fly fishing is awesome - where are you going? somewhere in montana i would imagine? i have always wanted to hit that shit.

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

did tom go in WV

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:21 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.bigskyfishing.com/River-Fishing/South-MT-Rivers/Gallatin-river/photo_gallery/GallatinRiverPhotographs/images/lower_canyon.jpg

here!

― my name is river wolf (gbx), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:21 (nineteen years ago)

or somewhere like it.

the gallatin river, probably, unless we head up the paradise valley

― my name is river wolf (gbx), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:22 (nineteen years ago)

oh man paradise valley

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:22 (nineteen years ago)

big sky looked down on awl the peeple

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:22 (nineteen years ago)

that spot is 20 min from my house btw

― my name is river wolf (gbx), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:22 (nineteen years ago)

where's dan perry, i'm about to make one of his jokes

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:22 (nineteen years ago)

i have to work at big sky on saturday, tho

― my name is river wolf (gbx), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.flyfisherman.com/rmwest/gallatin.jpg

also close to my house!

― my name is river wolf (gbx), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:24 (nineteen years ago)

guys do i quit working to pack y/n

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

wait a minute i'm retarded for being here on the stupid computer

xp y

― my name is river wolf (gbx), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:27 (nineteen years ago)

that's where my folks went on their honeymoon (gallatin), i think? THEY TOOK MY GRANDFATHER, SO HE COULD GO FISHING WITH MY DAD EVERY DAY.

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:27 (nineteen years ago)

that's, uh, romantic

― my name is river wolf (gbx), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:27 (nineteen years ago)

questionable priorities: a R1ch4rds0n family history

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

fishing is serious business

― transcendental crotch shot (gbx), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:29 (nineteen years ago)

So is divorce.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:29 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, way to get HEAVY Laurel, sheesh

― my name is river wolf (gbx), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:31 (nineteen years ago)

mellow: harshed

― my name is river wolf (gbx), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:31 (nineteen years ago)

solution: more coffee

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:31 (nineteen years ago)

damn, i'd kill a man for a cup of coffee right now.

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:32 (nineteen years ago)

http://www4.nau.edu/fronske/healthycampus/images/IMG_StressM/Clip%20Art/Clip_scared.gif

― my name is river wolf (gbx), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

i read like half of our band could be your life yesterday and feel like a sucker for not being more rock and roll IN MY LIFE.

i'm not sure they let you be in rock bands in medical school

― my name is river wolf (gbx), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

aw sure they do

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.doctorfink.com/siteart/finkbiopic2.jpg

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

alex beat me to it

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

In between lab and rounds. (XP)

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:36 (nineteen years ago)

i read that on a beach on kona coast of the big island with sea turtles coming out of the ocean to sun themselves and waiters bringing me comp'd tanqueray and tonics. it was heaven.

great book though. minutemen stuff was inspiring. dinosaur stuff made me think of junior high kids stuffed in a van and going on tour.

xpost.

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:36 (nineteen years ago)

So DC is like the thread for the people left on the internets who aren't crazy?

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:36 (nineteen years ago)

oh i forgot about these guys:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_County_Medical_Examiners

― my name is river wolf (gbx), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:36 (nineteen years ago)

i thought most of the book was inspiring.

the dinosaur stuff made me realize what a fucking dick j mascis is

― my name is river wolf (gbx), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:37 (nineteen years ago)

well, we just restrict our crazy to off-line behavior

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:37 (nineteen years ago)

oh YEAH HIGH FIVES BRO

― my name is river wolf (gbx), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

dc handles its scandal in private xpost

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

off-line, for REAL

― my name is river wolf (gbx), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

yeah a fucking dick (mascis) in a band with a fucking baby (barlow) and a fucking jock (murph). recipe for DISASTAH.

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

chicago has no scandals to handle.

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:39 (nineteen years ago)

saw j mascis in seattle airport once few years back holding hands with a girl that looked about 12.

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:39 (nineteen years ago)

jaymc hating blues music is pretty scandalous

― my name is river wolf (gbx), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:40 (nineteen years ago)

j mascis looks like ben franklin and crystal gayle had a kid and that kid learned to play guitar from jimi hendrix.

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:40 (nineteen years ago)

no, that's about par for the course gbx.

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:40 (nineteen years ago)

meanwhile the buttholes sounded like the most terrifying band on the planet

― my name is river wolf (gbx), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:40 (nineteen years ago)

TA-DAA!

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

oh i know.

"why would I...etc"

― my name is river wolf (gbx), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

Ed: YES

PS, I am temporarily back but work is being crazy today, make the me joke if the moment hasn't passed (;_;)

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

xp hahah

xxxxpxppxpxp

― my name is river wolf (gbx), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:42 (nineteen years ago)

yeah the buttholes chapter is about sixty times more entertaining than any buttholes record, cept maaaaaaaaaybe for psychic, powerless...

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:42 (nineteen years ago)

i do love that "cherub," that is a classy song right there

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:42 (nineteen years ago)

and their chapter is kinda SO BORING too

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:42 (nineteen years ago)

it was just going to be a vagina joke, it's cool dan

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:42 (nineteen years ago)

i need to get better at this guitar, so i can retake my place in $BAND when i get back to chicago

― my name is river wolf (gbx), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:43 (nineteen years ago)

river wolf is steve albini

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

The bands original line up consisted of Dr. Morton Fairbanks on guitar/vocals, Dr. Jack Putnam drums/vocals and Michelle Hayes bass/vocals. Michelle Hayes was, according to Dr. Fairbanks in an old interview on thecountymedicalexaminers.com, first exposed to the band when she toured a morgue, where Dr. Fairbanks worked, as part of her probation due to a DUI charge.

― my name is river wolf (gbx), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

outed

― my name is river wolf (gbx), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

we can start a new one gbx. although i gave away my jaguar 10 days ago. and i'll be pawning my amp soon enough. and then i'll in all liklihood sell the danelectro and my practice amp.

i do have access to a drum kit.

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

dude pete i am sorry, but alex chilton + danish folks + ravening gibby + "you can't hit me! it's against my religion!" = one of the most awesome parts of the entire book

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:45 (nineteen years ago)

ZR 8080 -- that part is sorta hilarious.

kev -- i just started to 'learn' how to 'play' lap steel about a month ago. i'm terrible, but it's fun making loud noises!

― my name is river wolf (gbx), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:45 (nineteen years ago)

Ok, so this town is a ghost town. Anyone here want chatting up?

I'm the one in the corner reading the novel about a psychic and her assistant.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:46 (nineteen years ago)

i am leaving this coffee shop in 15 minutes

― my name is river wolf (gbx), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:47 (nineteen years ago)

i am leaving this office now

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:48 (nineteen years ago)

that's ok i've "never" played "drums" before either. it's my upstairs neighbor's kit and she is now about 7 or 8 months pregnant and she's been trying to convince me to set up the kit in my dining room for about 4 months now.

xpost.

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:48 (nineteen years ago)

i can "play" the drums, and i will "fly" to chicago for "practice"

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

we could answer the musical question "what happens when you give two addled individuals powerful instruments and little instruction then put them on a stage with a p.a.?"

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

ok, i'm back to playing spoons then.

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

i should really get off the computer and get ready to board a train

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

you get awesometown is what you get kevin

― my name is river wolf (gbx), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:50 (nineteen years ago)

You get every punk and post-punk act ever? XXP

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:50 (nineteen years ago)

also can be the bassist? i can't "play" the "bass" so i think it'll work

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:50 (nineteen years ago)

I will sing vocals thru a cell phone for you guys!

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:50 (nineteen years ago)

great. only if we can call the band Zegema Beach

― my name is river wolf (gbx), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:50 (nineteen years ago)

because i have been wanting to name a band that forever and if you guys steal it i'm killing you

― my name is river wolf (gbx), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:51 (nineteen years ago)

I wd "play" keyboards for you, but I actually play keyboards! I don't think that's allowed!

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:51 (nineteen years ago)

man the last time we started a band on this thread it all ended kinda acrimoniously

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:51 (nineteen years ago)

that name sucks, dude

xpost

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:51 (nineteen years ago)

Laurel strangely OTM

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:52 (nineteen years ago)

it's our own fault for being dinosaur jr i guess

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:52 (nineteen years ago)

ok, laurel get spoons, i'll sit at the bar and drink while you guys play. WINNER = ME.

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:52 (nineteen years ago)

― my name is river wolf (gbx), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:52 (nineteen years ago)

sorry dude truth hurts

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:52 (nineteen years ago)

maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface

― my name is river wolf (gbx), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

actually, every band needs one person who has at least a passing familiarity to their given instrument. i propose we pick up a cheesy farfisa for laurel to lay down some spirit of '66 keyboard skronk.

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface
-- my name is river wolf (reduhnekkisssss...)

the greatest thing i've read all day.

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

maybe you should come up with better band names for our fake band

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

OKAY I'M IN

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

chicago kevin OTM

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

SKRONK

― Jerkface (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

SEE I CAN DO THAT HERE

― JERKFACE (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

you do it, expert

― my name is river wolf (gbx), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

i have a ton of them but am saving them for other fake projects that may not be fake come spring.

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

i have a keyboard i can't really play!

― my name is river wolf (gbx), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

hannibal and the elephants
a solo act called jerkface
STAR VOYAGE

― my name is river wolf (gbx), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.osheaga.com/i/dinosaurjr.jpg
"maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface."

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

"maybe you should start a solo act called sebadoh"

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:57 (nineteen years ago)

riparian riverine

― my name is river wolf (gbx), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:57 (nineteen years ago)

the poor choices was the name of the fake band that we proposed last friday. or was it pour choices? i don't think we ever sobered up enough to clarify that.

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:57 (nineteen years ago)

kevin i was directing my comments toward river wolf, not you BTW

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:57 (nineteen years ago)

mothers against celibacy

― my name is river wolf (gbx), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:58 (nineteen years ago)

dude you suck at band names

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

"maybe you should start a solo act called sebadoh"

Nah, not catchy enough.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

>:(

― my name is river wolf (gbx), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

kevin i was directing my comments toward river wolf, not you BTW

good 'cause the other were PURE GOLD i tell ya!

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

i'm not saying i'm good at band names, either, BTW

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

best parts of shabadoo were always gaffney's freak outs anyway.

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

i don't think i've ever heard a good band name

― my name is river wolf (gbx), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

the poor choices=good band name

also kevin OTM about sebadoh

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

i've never been in a band with a good name, i think the world ran out of good band names in 1980 or so

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

about half of those were debated choices for my last band, btw

― my name is river wolf (gbx), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 21:01 (nineteen years ago)

the last good one was THE SUBURBS i think

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 21:01 (nineteen years ago)

I will play mandolin, octave mandolin or mandodobrobassbeast in all these DC bands.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 21:01 (nineteen years ago)

what was the name of the horton heat/mojo nixon-style pscyhobilly/gospel group i wanted to start? the crystal methodists?

i want it to be scary and awesome.

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

oh i can actually play saxophone

― my name is river wolf (gbx), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

YOU'RE IN

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 21:03 (nineteen years ago)

PICKY FACE

― yeah oh yeah (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 21:03 (nineteen years ago)

When the change was made uptown
And the River Wolf joined the band

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 21:03 (nineteen years ago)

picky face and the boxcars

― my name is river wolf (gbx), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 21:03 (nineteen years ago)

On the Orval/Duvel thing.

they are very different beer, Orval is more lembic (withou being truly lembic) and Duvel is a Dubbel, I do like it although I think Westmalle Dubbel is slightly better, more of that wheaty sweetness.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 21:04 (nineteen years ago)

the crystal methodists=another good band name.

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 21:04 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.niksula.hut.fi/~rsirokov/covers/crystal_method_-_comin_back_ukcd5.jpg

― my name is river wolf (gbx), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 21:05 (nineteen years ago)

BOXCAR has to be the name.

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 21:06 (nineteen years ago)

Boxcar Method

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 21:07 (nineteen years ago)

rod torkleson's guitar armada featuring herman mendenchuk.

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 21:08 (nineteen years ago)

There's already a band called Boxcar! They're in Australia.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 21:08 (nineteen years ago)

shorten it to guitarmada and we might have a deal

― my name is river wolf (gbx), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 21:09 (nineteen years ago)

Apparently I have a fanclub in the other place.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 21:10 (nineteen years ago)

how bout we dress like death metal bands, get pointy headstocked bc rich guitars, tattoos, warm up with metal riffs and cookie monster vocals then when the show starts play bubblegum pop like the archies and partridge family and shit?

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 21:10 (nineteen years ago)

jw wuvs u

― my name is river wolf (gbx), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 21:10 (nineteen years ago)

My band is probably going to do a gig in April opening for a group called Flock of Assholes.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 21:11 (nineteen years ago)

Haha in all early-20th century lit for young people "that other place" means HELL.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 21:11 (nineteen years ago)

i think i should leave now guys

― my name is river wolf (gbx), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 21:12 (nineteen years ago)

hasta la pasta gbx.

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 21:12 (nineteen years ago)

Wait, WO...you can LEAVE? The INTERNET?

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 21:13 (nineteen years ago)

there's a whole wide world out there

― my name is river wolf (gbx), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 21:13 (nineteen years ago)

and besides, SOMEone keeps shitting on my feelings

― my name is river wolf (gbx), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 21:13 (nineteen years ago)

i'm tethered by a cat-5 cable to my workstation. i'm about 20 minutes away from gnawing through my own ankle coyote-style.

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 21:14 (nineteen years ago)

I have experienced definitive proof that I really don't cause the majority of problems with me on the nets.

― my name is river wolf (gbx), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 21:15 (nineteen years ago)

lollz

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 21:16 (nineteen years ago)

Haha in all early-20th century lit for young people "that other place" means HELL.

Nah, it just means Oxford/Cambridge (delete where applicable).

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 21:16 (nineteen years ago)

3 hours 58 minutes until i'm in club foot sucking down suds.

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 21:17 (nineteen years ago)

Nowadays "that other place" means anal.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 21:18 (nineteen years ago)

ok later guys

― my name is river wolf (gbx), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 21:18 (nineteen years ago)

hah, in chicago it would mean milwaukee. which is an apt analogy dan.

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 21:18 (nineteen years ago)

APPEARING TONIGHT: THAT OTHER PLACE

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 21:19 (nineteen years ago)

Later, Evs.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 21:20 (nineteen years ago)

http://elitemrp.net/iat/examples/bananas.jpg

WOW HTML

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 21:20 (nineteen years ago)

WOW SENSIBLE IMAGES OFF!!!!!!!

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 21:21 (nineteen years ago)

ok, i'm hungry. what am i having for dinner tonight?

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 21:27 (nineteen years ago)

Steak?

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 21:30 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.funkyfridge.com/shop/images/EP-8525.jpg

― systemwide fish item (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 21:31 (nineteen years ago)

Okay yeah, have that.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 21:31 (nineteen years ago)

man, i wonder if there's a cheap place in the neighborhood to get a steak.

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 21:35 (nineteen years ago)

Dudes, I have just seen a commercial for the the Winter Olympics in Sochi in 2014, it is the most dirtpunk thing evever. I want to go.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 21:39 (nineteen years ago)

don't know what's dirtpunk about it, but sochi seems pretty cool.

palm trees + snowy mountains!

― my name is river wolf (gbx), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 21:46 (nineteen years ago)

The commercial was, sochi I'm sure isn't.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 21:51 (nineteen years ago)

BOURBON YOU ARE OTM AS USUAL

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 15 March 2007 06:16 (nineteen years ago)

ALSO RYE EXCUSE ME PLEASE MANHATTAN I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU HOW OTM YOU WERE TONIGHT

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 15 March 2007 06:17 (nineteen years ago)

that was manhattan the cocktail, but, you know, the borough was ok too

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 15 March 2007 12:49 (nineteen years ago)

GR, what are we doing this weekend? You're coming to Monday Night Drinking Club, of course.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 15 March 2007 14:17 (nineteen years ago)

http://images.villagevoice.com/issues/0711/harvilla4-dia.jpg

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 15 March 2007 14:31 (nineteen years ago)

UH i don't have plans yet! it will be cold and snowing (wtf!) so i will probably want to be drinking whiskey somewhere.

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 15 March 2007 14:32 (nineteen years ago)

also dear laurel,

i'm sorry about the maybe crepey text message i sent you last friday, sometimes i get drunk and quote inland empire to strangers.

yrs sincerely,
ghost "river wolf" rider

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 15 March 2007 14:35 (nineteen years ago)

go ahead alex, act like it's gotta be cold for you to drink whiskey.

― break machine (Brian Miller), Thursday, 15 March 2007 14:42 (nineteen years ago)

That's, okay, Alex, it was less creepy than the one a few weeks ago that said "Blow me, hot stuff."

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 15 March 2007 14:46 (nineteen years ago)

Also, Saturday is St Patrick's Day, which means that even in bad weather Manhattan will be very unpleasant in some areas. You might want to steer clear of Irish bars, whiskey or no whiskey.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 15 March 2007 14:51 (nineteen years ago)

That's, okay, Alex, it was less creepy than the one a few weeks ago that said "Blow me, hot stuff."

-- Laurel (sininspac...), March 15th, 2007. (Laurel)

haha i remember that

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 15 March 2007 14:55 (nineteen years ago)

yeah for those following at home let the record show that i wasn't responsible for the "blow me" text

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 15 March 2007 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

i said LETS TEXT LAUREL
ally said OK ILL SAY BLOW ME HOT STUFF

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 15 March 2007 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

see i remember it more like

69: let's text laurel
ally: what should i say
69: BLOW ME, HOT STUFF
ally: :D :D :D

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 15 March 2007 14:59 (nineteen years ago)

(btw 69 yesterday i had drinks with the lady at whom you chanted "EX GIRL FRIEND! EX GIRL FRIEND!" that very same night)

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 15 March 2007 15:01 (nineteen years ago)

laurel otm re. st patrick's day, i will either go to the least irish bar ever or i'll just chillax by the fire at someone's swanky pad

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 15 March 2007 15:02 (nineteen years ago)

DO YOU KNOW ANYONE WITH A SWANKY PAD

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 15 March 2007 15:02 (nineteen years ago)

that txt msg reminds me, did anyone have steak last night?

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Thursday, 15 March 2007 15:09 (nineteen years ago)

YES BUT THERE'S THE LITTLE MATTER OF THAT RESTRAINING ORDER YOU UNDERSTAND THESE THINGS HAPPEN
(XP)

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 15 March 2007 15:11 (nineteen years ago)

I had lamb sirloin.

― break machine (Brian Miller), Thursday, 15 March 2007 15:14 (nineteen years ago)

ohhhhhhh my head, my achin achin head

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 15 March 2007 15:16 (nineteen years ago)

solution: early lunch

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 15 March 2007 15:16 (nineteen years ago)

solution: lots of bad brains today

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 15 March 2007 15:17 (nineteen years ago)

I would recommend drinking in one of my locals on Saturday (in Brooklyn). Most of them aren't swank (altho one comes to mind that DOES have a fireplace) but they're quality drinking venues and should be signif quieter on the holiday.

Unfortunately I don't know yet whether I'll be marching in the parade that morning/afternoon, will have to get back to you. Given the forecast I'm guessing we won't, because after dancing the Tartan Day Parade last year IN FREEZING, PELTING RAIN we all got sick and said "nevar again".

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 15 March 2007 15:25 (nineteen years ago)

my head hurts when i move it so i'm focusing on being as still as possible.

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Thursday, 15 March 2007 15:25 (nineteen years ago)

i think my head should maybe be surgically removed? because of the hurt?

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Thursday, 15 March 2007 15:28 (nineteen years ago)

smoking too many cigarettes this week is just making me SUPER tired. how do you people do this??

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 15 March 2007 15:32 (nineteen years ago)

i went through a pack between 8:30 and probably around 1 or so. i feel like jerky.

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Thursday, 15 March 2007 15:33 (nineteen years ago)

yeah a quiet brooklyn local sounds totally ideal! i think a large number of my friends have somehow decided that mona's is a good idea on saturday but that really doesn't sound possible now that i see it in writing, either they or i am insane.

instead of st patrick's day i'm going to wait a week and celebrate greek independence day in astoria by watching some sort of soccer game and then rioting.

then, TMNT.

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 15 March 2007 15:33 (nineteen years ago)

gyros on the half shell?

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 15 March 2007 15:39 (nineteen years ago)

also smoking is for dummies

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 15 March 2007 15:39 (nineteen years ago)

Never been to Mona's but the online descrip sounds great EXCEPT FOR ON MARCH THE SEVENTEENTH. I'm gonna recc either Union Hall (fireplace, couches, and indoor bocce), Freddy's (good Bklyn local, soccer crowd, a little older and quieter), Soda (good local, serves food, a little younger and Bklyn hipster), or this bar on Washington that Ian and I just tried, but I don't know the name of it...anyway, there are plenty of options and most have patios for smoking & drinking SIMULTANEOUSLY.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 15 March 2007 15:41 (nineteen years ago)

also smoking is for dummies

smoking, like opposable thumbs, are what set us apart from savage beasts.

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Thursday, 15 March 2007 15:45 (nineteen years ago)

that should be smoking is.

my head still needs amputating.

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Thursday, 15 March 2007 15:46 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.chethams.org.uk/img/consul_the_chimp.jpg

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 15 March 2007 15:46 (nineteen years ago)

Ain't never been anything quite like this
It's a magical thing called the Wilbury Twist

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 15 March 2007 15:49 (nineteen years ago)

i will NOT be spending time on the computer today, dudes.

just FYI

― my name is river wolf (gbx), Thursday, 15 March 2007 15:59 (nineteen years ago)

http://img01.picoodle.com/img/img01/7/3/15/f_fbfw031507m_5dc4f54.jpg

― break machine (Brian Miller), Thursday, 15 March 2007 16:06 (nineteen years ago)

i don't get it

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 15 March 2007 16:10 (nineteen years ago)

that strip would be so much better if dcilx wrote it.

― fish.... sea greens.... plankton..... protein from the sea (chicago kevin), Thursday, 15 March 2007 16:12 (nineteen years ago)

haaaaaa brian pls to get a newspaper syndication deal asap

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 15 March 2007 16:17 (nineteen years ago)

ha
ha
ha

that is righteous

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 15 March 2007 16:19 (nineteen years ago)

throw in a "RENEW!" or two and i'll fucking syndicate you myself

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 15 March 2007 16:19 (nineteen years ago)

hi d00dz!

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Thursday, 15 March 2007 16:48 (nineteen years ago)

dude maryland what the fuck is the matter with your basketingball team?

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 15 March 2007 16:56 (nineteen years ago)

that's clearly tracer hand, not maryland.

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 15 March 2007 16:57 (nineteen years ago)

we have tv tuner cards in our workstations here, i'm watching bc/texas tech. bc up by 3 right now.

― fish.... sea greens.... plankton..... protein from the sea (chicago kevin), Thursday, 15 March 2007 16:58 (nineteen years ago)

alex that's why you're the reporter

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 15 March 2007 16:59 (nineteen years ago)

hm. shit.

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 15 March 2007 16:59 (nineteen years ago)

my new idea is to quit my job and work in bars and record stores should i do it y/n?

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 15 March 2007 17:04 (nineteen years ago)

bc is allergic to defense i guess.

― fish.... sea greens.... plankton..... protein from the sea (chicago kevin), Thursday, 15 March 2007 17:04 (nineteen years ago)

my new idea is to quit my job and work in bars and record stores should i do it y/n?
-- ZR (teenagequie...) (webmail), Today 5:04 PM. (teenagequiet) (later) (link)

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hey! that's my idea!

― fish.... sea greens.... plankton..... protein from the sea (chicago kevin), Thursday, 15 March 2007 17:05 (nineteen years ago)

hi guys!!! did we move here permanently now?? hi!!! yes!!!

god my head

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 March 2007 17:18 (nineteen years ago)

NEVER LEARN TO DRINK MY SISTER'S SMIRNOFF ICES

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 March 2007 17:18 (nineteen years ago)

lol

me: who was that on the phone?
mom: (insert sarcastic face here) who the hell do you think?
me: brent
mom: WHO USES A WALKER?
me: brent
mom: i'm about to use a walker. JOHNNY WALKER.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 March 2007 17:20 (nineteen years ago)

is your mom single ally?

― fish.... sea greens.... plankton..... protein from the sea (chicago kevin), Thursday, 15 March 2007 17:36 (nineteen years ago)

ALLY'S MOM = J0HN L4BEAUM3

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 15 March 2007 17:37 (nineteen years ago)

my sister's "wedding itinerary" which i have been given is FOUR PAGES LONG and includes things like "i will eat breakfast alone"

what teh FUCK?

when i got married, we didn't even remember to get our wedding license.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 March 2007 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

Yes, Ally, but that kind of thing is what led to the little conversation I had with your dad on the patio.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 15 March 2007 17:45 (nineteen years ago)

LOL at "I will eat breakfast alone"!

Does it also include "Warriors will bring me the head of the proudest lion on the savannah"?

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 15 March 2007 17:47 (nineteen years ago)

my dad tried to pick up on every single one of my female friends.

xpost no, she wants the head of a polar bear actually :\

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 March 2007 17:47 (nineteen years ago)

Not THAT kind of conversation! The one where he might have kind of mentioned that he was triumphantly handing you over to be someone else's problem.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 15 March 2007 17:48 (nineteen years ago)

Dan, you're confusing it with your wedding.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 15 March 2007 17:49 (nineteen years ago)

i'm not supposed to be on the internet but japanese guy did it so i will too

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 March 2007 17:50 (nineteen years ago)

Hard Gay is at the wedding???? wow

The most horrifying animal/teenager cruelty story is on CNN.com right now; is it bad that my first reaction upon reading it was to want to write the girl a letter apologizing for upsetting GZ**s?

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 15 March 2007 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

yay maryland
http://www.wam.umd.edu/~sholmes3/images/testudo.jpg

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Thursday, 15 March 2007 18:26 (nineteen years ago)

xp - oh jeez dan i heard about that - shit is godawful

yay terps tho :D

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 15 March 2007 18:33 (nineteen years ago)

JW IS LOOKING FOR Y'ALLS

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 15 March 2007 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

Did DC people die?

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪ on Thursday, March 15, 2007 3:40 PM (57 seconds ago)

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 15 March 2007 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

haha xpost!

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 15 March 2007 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

WE DIED

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 15 March 2007 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

i told him we moved offices

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 15 March 2007 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

It is possible that Dan's wedding featured dancing bears. I wouldn't know as I fluctuated from horrifyingly hung-over to fantastically wasted.

Yeah, I was one of those groomsmen.

― John Justen wheedly wheedly whee chugga chugga whee dunt dunt dunt (John Justen), Thursday, 15 March 2007 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

There was at least one Fluffy Bear who danced on glass! There was also The Case of the Mysteriously Vanishing Brother.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 15 March 2007 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

SCOTCH!

― John Justen wheedly wheedly whee chugga chugga whee dunt dunt dunt (John Justen), Thursday, 15 March 2007 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

guys can someone give me a smoke?

― Del Monte Young (ex machina), Thursday, 15 March 2007 20:12 (nineteen years ago)

who the hell just texted me???

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 15 March 2007 20:12 (nineteen years ago)

yeah jon i can hook you up but you'd prob have to come down to the LES i'm still workin right now

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 15 March 2007 20:13 (nineteen years ago)

If it wasn't for Dan's wedding, I would never have had the chance to throw up on an airplane.

xxpost

― John Justen wheedly wheedly whee chugga chugga whee dunt dunt dunt (John Justen), Thursday, 15 March 2007 20:13 (nineteen years ago)

i'm the smokiest guy on the lower east side

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 15 March 2007 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

hi guys! Ally, your mom is a genius. how can I work "i'm about to use a walker. JOHNNY WALKER!" into daily conversation?

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 15 March 2007 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

dudes my afternoon is RULING

- watching basketball at work
- drinking kombucha
- awesome free meal with parents coming soon
- awesome free howling hex show coming shortly thereafter
- who knows what else could happen???
- also im not logged out when i try to post

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 15 March 2007 20:15 (nineteen years ago)

the brilliance of that statement is that you don't have to try to work it in, i think you just say it. (xpost to horseshoe)

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 15 March 2007 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

guys do i respond to mystery txt with "who is ghost rider" y/n

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 15 March 2007 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

Also: lolololol

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 15 March 2007 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

THIS TYPE OF SHIT CAN HAVE IRL CONSEQUENCES

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 15 March 2007 20:21 (nineteen years ago)

PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER FOR HTML

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 15 March 2007 20:22 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.visual-religion.co.uk/images/images/Durer%20Hands.jpg

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 15 March 2007 20:24 (nineteen years ago)

TXT MSG MYSTERY:
http://www.vts.intute.ac.uk/detective/image/case-closed-stamp.gif

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 15 March 2007 20:31 (nineteen years ago)

help I am falling asleep

― break machine (Brian Miller), Thursday, 15 March 2007 20:37 (nineteen years ago)

WAKE UP

[tubgirl.jpg]

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 15 March 2007 20:42 (nineteen years ago)

evilknievel.jpg

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 15 March 2007 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

WHY TOMBOT IS REALLY REALLY WRONG ABOUT THE WONDERMARK STUFF

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 15 March 2007 20:45 (nineteen years ago)

Dear River Wolf,

Are you or are you not aware that medical schools are full of the biggest wankers in America???

Your concerned friend,

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 15 March 2007 20:46 (nineteen years ago)

TS: Medical School Wankers vs Law School Wankers vs Business School Wankers

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 15 March 2007 20:47 (nineteen years ago)

hmmmmmm actually that is a tough call.

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 15 March 2007 20:48 (nineteen years ago)

I'll take Law School Wankers

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 15 March 2007 20:48 (nineteen years ago)

I think we need to pick a school with all three and see how the wanker thing breaks down. How about GEORGETOWN:

G'town Business School: wankers
G'town Med School: wankers
G'town Law School: gabbneb

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 15 March 2007 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

VS ART SCHOOL WANKERS GUYS

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 15 March 2007 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

yeah but that's a function of Georgetown, not a function of law school

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 15 March 2007 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

art school wankers=you mean homeless dudes?

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 15 March 2007 20:50 (nineteen years ago)

WAIT

MY BRO IS A G'TOWN LSW

WAU

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 15 March 2007 20:51 (nineteen years ago)

art school wankers WAY better than the others

― break machine (Brian Miller), Thursday, 15 March 2007 20:51 (nineteen years ago)

art school wankers, obv. the best of the four but they aren't in the original equation posted by Mr. Perry.

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 15 March 2007 20:51 (nineteen years ago)

Dang Perry as gabbneb's bro SHOCKAH

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 15 March 2007 20:52 (nineteen years ago)

WHY YOU RUIN FAMILY? ;_;

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 15 March 2007 20:52 (nineteen years ago)

Can we all agree that med school wankers are possibly the worstest of the wankers?

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 15 March 2007 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

no dan, it's cool, not everyone at Georgetown is a dickbag

xpost: YES I AGREE SWEETCHEEKS

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 15 March 2007 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

i dunno, i only know art school wankers, law school wankers, and business school wankers. while i'd probably pick the art school wankers over the other two i reserve the right to hold out hope that med school wankers aren't that bad

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 15 March 2007 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

exactly who at G'town is NOT a dickbag?

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 15 March 2007 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

i mean, i like river wolf!

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 15 March 2007 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

Business School Wankers are an order of magnitude worse than Medical School Wankers. At least the MSWs will eventually do things that contribute towards making sick people healthy.

(Personally I pick Music School Wankers)

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 15 March 2007 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

Are drs less wanky if they went to med skoo in Britishersland?

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 15 March 2007 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

Then they are Medical School Tossers.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 15 March 2007 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

I think so; different doctor-schooling system makes for less briffish Dr. Wankerage.

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 15 March 2007 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

Clinton went to Georgetown=not a dickbag? some others around here who do not evr approach dickbagness in any way?

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 15 March 2007 20:57 (nineteen years ago)

exactly who at G'town is NOT a dickbag?

My brother wasn't! And his roommate! And... um...

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 15 March 2007 20:57 (nineteen years ago)

(to be fair I didn't meet that many of his law school classmates)

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 15 March 2007 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

Fact: g'town law school is not in g'town. Perhaps this mitigates the dickbagishness for g'town law students

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 15 March 2007 21:01 (nineteen years ago)

YES^^^^

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 15 March 2007 21:01 (nineteen years ago)

I LOST A_P'S NUMBER? I AM GOING TO HANG OUT WITH IAN AT 8...!

― Del Monte Young (ex machina), Thursday, 15 March 2007 21:13 (nineteen years ago)

I can gchat you the no, Jon.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 15 March 2007 21:16 (nineteen years ago)

taxes = filed.

nyc beer&records money should be en route.

jon, i will be busy every night i'm there but we should have day time drinks, yes?

― fish.... sea greens.... plankton..... protein from the sea (chicago kevin), Thursday, 15 March 2007 21:25 (nineteen years ago)

kevin when are you arriving in nyc? will our paths cross?

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 15 March 2007 21:29 (nineteen years ago)

no i will be there two weeks from today.

TWO WEEKS FROM TODAY! last night i was out with a friend and she was talking about how she can't wait to go, then the guy spinning records was talking about how much he can't wait for the shows, my friend eric can't wait to be getting the hell out of here for a few days. chicago is killing us.

― fish.... sea greens.... plankton..... protein from the sea (chicago kevin), Thursday, 15 March 2007 21:33 (nineteen years ago)

it will be nice to go to a festival where it's not the same bands i would've been seeing all year anyway. i'm gonna have a blast.

― fish.... sea greens.... plankton..... protein from the sea (chicago kevin), Thursday, 15 March 2007 21:34 (nineteen years ago)

We all are!! Oh man walking home from shows is unbelievably GREAT, I haven't done that since I lived in Jersey City.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 15 March 2007 22:02 (nineteen years ago)

exactly who at G'town is NOT a dickbag?

HI DERE

― d4ria g (dar1a g), Thursday, 15 March 2007 22:11 (nineteen years ago)

i know one med school dude and he is def. not a dickbag, so there's that, also a good friend went to law center

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Thursday, 15 March 2007 22:14 (nineteen years ago)

hi guys i am not a wanker i hope

― my name is river wolf (gbx), Thursday, 15 March 2007 22:14 (nineteen years ago)

i haven't been on a computer all day because i was http://www.firstascentpress.com/images/Practice-Rock.jpg

― my name is river wolf (gbx), Thursday, 15 March 2007 22:15 (nineteen years ago)

then you are definitely a wanker

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 15 March 2007 22:32 (nineteen years ago)

Hi, that was a pleasant day of driving through belgium. I took the slow road along the coast and took a break in the sand dunes.

I played a new game this trip, how fast can I cross and international boundary on land. I realised that crossing borders is always pretty slow, but there is an unrivaled opportunity on the french-belgian border between Dunkerke and Middlekerke to cross quickly. I got 105mph going east and 95 going west.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 15 March 2007 22:41 (nineteen years ago)

yeah

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 15 March 2007 22:43 (nineteen years ago)

― my name is river wolf (gbx), Thursday, 15 March 2007 22:43 (nineteen years ago)

naw you're not a wanker, more of a dickbag i think

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 16 March 2007 01:03 (nineteen years ago)

that thing looks like such a jolly, chubby, excited little cartoon character guy. he would be an awesome pet, i bet.

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 16 March 2007 01:07 (nineteen years ago)

dude, what's with all the flashing lights on the metro buses? it looks like knight rider

not that that's a bad thing

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Friday, 16 March 2007 05:01 (nineteen years ago)

dude k8 il pizzico was fucking amazing!

appetizers:
bruschetta
buffalo mozz and peppers and tomatoes (A+)

mom got:
ravioli with mushrooms, spinach in this good cream sauce
tira misu

dad got:
shrimp which he said was great but ehh i hate shrimp
choc/hazelnut gelato (A+)

i got:
gnocchi with gorgonzola sauce and truffle oil (A+)
creme brulee (A+)

WOULD BUY FROM AGAIN

― 69 (pete), Friday, 16 March 2007 14:44 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha klg's tummy is never wrong!

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Friday, 16 March 2007 14:48 (nineteen years ago)

HEY ALLY - i was just looking @ the schefterblog gmail account and there are a couple of messages in there for you.

anyways i'm going to nepal today everyone - have a lovely month and a half!

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Friday, 16 March 2007 14:51 (nineteen years ago)

Glad you liked it, PS!

xpost to MQ: my stomach was very, very wrong that time I gave myself food poisoning with the mushroom veloute!

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 16 March 2007 14:52 (nineteen years ago)

haha I did not mean to call MW MQ!

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 16 March 2007 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

omg I love the sandbox soooooooo much!!!

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 16 March 2007 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

I'm gonna, like, post a million bazillion times today! It is so easy and CAREFREE

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 16 March 2007 14:54 (nineteen years ago)

not to get pedantic here but when i say "your tummy is never wrong" I mean that if you like a place and it has good food then there is a strong chance that others will like it, etc. and you have good taste. . . jeez, learn to take a compliment!

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Friday, 16 March 2007 14:56 (nineteen years ago)

I WUZ KIDDING HUSBANDZ I LUVE U

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 16 March 2007 14:58 (nineteen years ago)

oh, you crazy kids

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 16 March 2007 15:04 (nineteen years ago)

also dar1a yeah the new metrobus lights are...odd? i can't decide if i like them or not - i mean i like them in that they're awesome, but at the same time i've been goin all "ooh, shiiiiiiiiny" when i'm driving and i see one coming the other way and so i have this feeling that they'll be responsible for my having an accident sooner rather than later.

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 16 March 2007 15:05 (nineteen years ago)

WEHATEVESRZ. After 50 pages of Undaunted Courage, I'm ready to give up DC life and become a land speculator!

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Friday, 16 March 2007 15:07 (nineteen years ago)

but at the same time i've been goin all "ooh, shiiiiiiiiny"

hahahahahahaha

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Friday, 16 March 2007 15:08 (nineteen years ago)

nepal???

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Friday, 16 March 2007 15:09 (nineteen years ago)

that's pretty damn awesome - big up king gyanendra for me if you get the chance

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 16 March 2007 15:11 (nineteen years ago)

or shit is he dead now?

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 16 March 2007 15:11 (nineteen years ago)

ok no wait i was getting him confused with birendra (old king), gyanendra's kind of a dick

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 16 March 2007 15:13 (nineteen years ago)

Eat some thugpa and mom for me.

― Ed (dali), Friday, 16 March 2007 15:37 (nineteen years ago)

Promotion: official.

Special thanks to the coworker who emailed me: Congratulations, Walter!

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Friday, 16 March 2007 15:51 (nineteen years ago)

haha congrats, walt

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Friday, 16 March 2007 15:56 (nineteen years ago)

congrats!!

― children by the million sing to perez hilton (dar1a g), Friday, 16 March 2007 16:03 (nineteen years ago)

beerz for you bro

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 16 March 2007 16:13 (nineteen years ago)

children by the million sing to perez hilton

A++++++

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Friday, 16 March 2007 16:14 (nineteen years ago)

I will now, in ten minutes, make everyone hate me.

STAY TUNED!!!!!!!!!!!

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Friday, 16 March 2007 16:33 (nineteen years ago)

oh god here comes evil knievel again

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Friday, 16 March 2007 16:40 (nineteen years ago)

guys

i just found out that the goat story was wrong

THE GOAT THAT GOT SHOT WASN'T ONE OF THE HIGHWAY GOATS

WHY SO MANY GOATS? NO IDEA

also: i found out last night, ph0undation plays BEASTIE BOYS COVERS

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 March 2007 16:43 (nineteen years ago)

also: jhosh, spam from barack obama /= mail for me, you bastard

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 March 2007 16:44 (nineteen years ago)

we also invented a new drink, called the "gin and sonic" which is exactly what you would expect. cherry limeade slush plus gin. now we have no more gin ;_;

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 March 2007 16:45 (nineteen years ago)

maybe i should just link and tell people that this is NSFW

go here http://ilx.wh3rd.net/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=41&threadid=44819#unread

and scroll down to this.

forksclovetofu on Thursday, 15 March 2007 20:10 (Yesterday)

you'll know it when you see it.

― THE GOAT THAT GOT SHOT WASN'T ONE OF THE HIGHWAY GOATS (Party with me Punker), Friday, 16 March 2007 16:45 (nineteen years ago)

i have also been forced to put on self-tanner 8[

anyway bye everyone just wanted to update now i have to go get a manicure?!?!?!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 March 2007 16:46 (nineteen years ago)

ally go see my link first!

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Friday, 16 March 2007 16:46 (nineteen years ago)

wow what is going on on that thread? i'm never going back to real ilx.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 March 2007 16:47 (nineteen years ago)

self tanner??? more goats??? you can't just drop these bombshells and then go get a manicure

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Friday, 16 March 2007 16:50 (nineteen years ago)

also walt that picture is v v UH

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Friday, 16 March 2007 16:56 (nineteen years ago)

it's funk awesome sweetness, that's what you mean

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Friday, 16 March 2007 17:01 (nineteen years ago)

we also invented a new drink, called the "gin and sonic" which is exactly what you would expect. cherry limeade slush plus gin. now we have no more gin ;_;

-- Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (garance8...), March 16th, 2007. (Allyzay Eisenschefter)

ALLY I MISSS U AND I WANT A G&S

― 69 (pete), Friday, 16 March 2007 17:17 (nineteen years ago)

I AM A SSSSSNAKE

― 69 (pete), Friday, 16 March 2007 17:17 (nineteen years ago)

http://991.com/newgallery/Underworld-King-Of-Snake---D-142708.jpg

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Friday, 16 March 2007 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

also: jhosh, spam from barack obama /= mail for me, you bastard

haha no srsly look

Hey up -- see the ILNFL Faq, does it have to be editable, or would you just like a static version back? I do the latter easy, the former will take me a bit longer.

Allan(stet)

------------------------

Ally-

My favorite place is called Casey Moore's. Its kind of all things to all people, but I like it and most people whom I take there really like it. Its an old house and you can sit inside or outside. It gets pretty lively most evenings, but not in a loud music and crowds way. Also, for the fellas, there is an outdoor urinal/waterfall called the "blarney stone." A real treat. Its at 850 S Ash Ave pretty close to downtown tempe.

If you can get into Phoenix please please please try and go to Chez Nous: http://www.cheznouscentral.com/index.shtml I can almost guarantee it will be worth it. Probably the most classic-ass place in PHX.

As far as dives near campus go, most of the ones I used to go to are "ROCKABILLY" or "PUNK" dives now. Anyway, check out the Yucca Tap room: http://www.yuccatap.com/ you can go there at 6am. Its great when there's not a band playing and it might even still be good if a band is playing.

I'll call a friend and see if he can remind me of better places near campus.

Oh, i dont think either of you are vegetarian, but you should still check out Pita Jungle where i used to work. They have meat on the menu too. Its fake healthy food with mediterainian themes. Give it a go and tell your server i said hi. http://www.pitajungle.com/

-Grady

ok! where do you suggest going, because my sister's bar choices have been universally a bit shit in the past tbh but she's a country western girl and completely weird (obviously) :\

ally

and i'll be sure to eat pleanty of yucky tukpa and say hi to the king from for you all.

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Friday, 16 March 2007 18:02 (nineteen years ago)

"ROCKABILLY" not going to work. Tom's hair is not even close to Rockabilly

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Friday, 16 March 2007 18:13 (nineteen years ago)

guys my mom has disappeared and we have to go watch ph0undation in like a half hour and i will be v disappointed with her if we miss any of it due to late manicures due to her DISAPPEARING OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH AND DYING.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 March 2007 18:22 (nineteen years ago)

This wedding seems to be too focused on grooming and not enough on booze, I think you must be adopted.

― Ed (dali), Friday, 16 March 2007 18:26 (nineteen years ago)

no no, remember the ...JOHNNY WALKER line? i want to marry ally's mom.

― fish.... sea greens.... plankton..... protein from the sea (chicago kevin), Friday, 16 March 2007 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/keefnjonsl.gif

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Friday, 16 March 2007 18:31 (nineteen years ago)

wait, amazing

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 March 2007 18:34 (nineteen years ago)

Don't forget the SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Also DC, I will be expecting your video contribution to ILXORLOLAPALOOZA, London edition.

― Ed (dali), Friday, 16 March 2007 18:34 (nineteen years ago)

wau

― my name is river wolf (gbx), Friday, 16 March 2007 18:48 (nineteen years ago)

holy shit i am hungover

― my name is river wolf (gbx), Friday, 16 March 2007 18:59 (nineteen years ago)

surprisingly, i am not.

― fish.... sea greens.... plankton..... protein from the sea (chicago kevin), Friday, 16 March 2007 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

i kinda am

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Friday, 16 March 2007 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

surprise

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Friday, 16 March 2007 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

c/d guilt by association when yr pal is a drunken asshole

― my name is river wolf (gbx), Friday, 16 March 2007 19:26 (nineteen years ago)

i should be, TOTALLY should be but aren't even a little. maybe i should be concerned?

― fish.... sea greens.... plankton..... protein from the sea (chicago kevin), Friday, 16 March 2007 19:27 (nineteen years ago)

http://img384.imageshack.us/img384/934/mtquartertx7.jpg

dear river wolf,

your state is fucking awesome.

sincerely,
ghost rider

ps to answer your question that is a dud

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Friday, 16 March 2007 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

ghost rider,

it is pretty awesome, if only because the cops are relatively cool about public urination.

all my best,

river bear shark

ps i know ;_; i have been apologizing by proxy for dude's behavior all day

― my name is river wolf (gbx), Friday, 16 March 2007 19:32 (nineteen years ago)

FOUND on ebay

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Friday, 16 March 2007 20:06 (nineteen years ago)

Unique woman pendant or BEER OPENER????

NOW YOU DON'T HAVE TO CHOOSE!

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Friday, 16 March 2007 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

i was listening to nick lowe again last night and remember our fake band? we should totally be called the litte hitlers.

― fish.... sea greens.... plankton..... protein from the sea (chicago kevin), Friday, 16 March 2007 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

little hitlers you mean?

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Friday, 16 March 2007 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

hitler lite

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Friday, 16 March 2007 20:15 (nineteen years ago)

THAT TOO!

― fish.... sea greens.... plankton..... protein from the sea (chicago kevin), Friday, 16 March 2007 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

or maybe whomever is the front man can be known as little hitler and the backing band will be called "the jew run media".

― fish.... sea greens.... plankton..... protein from the sea (chicago kevin), Friday, 16 March 2007 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

http://i7.ebayimg.com/03/i/000/91/e4/7652_1.JPG

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Friday, 16 March 2007 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

holy crap i forgot how much it sucked to be actually barfy hungover

― my name is river wolf (gbx), Friday, 16 March 2007 21:14 (nineteen years ago)

this creighton/nevada game is bananas.

― fish.... sea greens.... plankton..... protein from the sea (chicago kevin), Friday, 16 March 2007 21:21 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.wigu.com/dump/bros.jpg

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Friday, 16 March 2007 21:38 (nineteen years ago)

http://dylanhearsawho.com/home.htm

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Friday, 16 March 2007 23:36 (nineteen years ago)

ph0undation: ska band!!!

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Saturday, 17 March 2007 00:04 (nineteen years ago)

http://i16.ebayimg.com/06/i/000/91/52/3d4b_1.JPG

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Saturday, 17 March 2007 00:42 (nineteen years ago)

CAT PLAYING BASEBALL

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Saturday, 17 March 2007 00:44 (nineteen years ago)

wow ok so i'm sick tonight and convalescing at home and really really really really bored ever since we got rid of our tv and i just read this ENTIRE thread. there is so much history, here.

also WHO WAS DANNY BELTWAY?

― ZR (teenagequiet), Saturday, 17 March 2007 03:08 (nineteen years ago)

I AM SICK TOO AND BORED AT HOME. WHERE IS SOMEONE NOT AFRAID OF MY GERMS TO PET MY HEAD???

― Laurel (Laurel), Saturday, 17 March 2007 04:12 (nineteen years ago)

You should actually all be afraid of my germs, the congestion isn't that bad but the fever sucks, not to mention that feeling when I move too quickly and the room shivers and I think I'm going to pass out.

― Laurel (Laurel), Saturday, 17 March 2007 04:13 (nineteen years ago)

i am also sick and convalescing at home. been barfy, and watching a generally mediocre japanese movie

― my name is river wolf (gbx), Saturday, 17 March 2007 04:41 (nineteen years ago)

Uuhhh Evan, the last time I spent a whole day that way was after the first time I met Lauren and ddb! It was all L and I could do to text each other all afternoon in between bouts of crippling nausea. Sorry, duder. Head petting all 'round.

― Laurel (Laurel), Saturday, 17 March 2007 04:47 (nineteen years ago)

i'm not sick, but bored & the weather sucks! i think i'm going to alexandria to get a coffee at misha's

by the way, this guy rules. i just wanted to share (via facehunter blog)

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Saturday, 17 March 2007 17:12 (nineteen years ago)

i am still sick, but not as bad, so i blew off 'work' and am going flyfishing instead.

― my name is river wolf (gbx), Saturday, 17 March 2007 18:29 (nineteen years ago)

I am still sick but not as bad, so I blew off folding laundry and am meeting ghost rider for beers, instead.

― Laurel (Laurel), Saturday, 17 March 2007 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/25/56239855_88cb985b1e_o.jpg

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Saturday, 17 March 2007 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/sealion1.png

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Saturday, 17 March 2007 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/sealion2.png

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Saturday, 17 March 2007 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

Dear guys,

I SAW A REAL OTTER TODAY IN THE RIVER.

Best,

― my name is river wolf (gbx), Sunday, 18 March 2007 03:57 (nineteen years ago)

i projectile vomited on wedding gifts :D

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Sunday, 18 March 2007 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

after my dad forced me to do a keg stand :D

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Sunday, 18 March 2007 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

But are they wedding gifts that can be HOSED DOWN?

― Laurel (Laurel), Sunday, 18 March 2007 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

oh actually no one even noticed, i cleaned it up pretty well. it honestly wasn't drunkenness that made that occur, it was being flipped upside down for a fucking minute and being forced to guzzle budweiser immediately after dinner. after puking i was like THANK GOD, IT'S RALLY TIME.

i just found out my sister beat us all in the party trashed stakes. she went nuts on white zin (!!) and, in her words, puked three big pukes, and two small ones. stay golden, girlfriend, stay golden.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Sunday, 18 March 2007 20:22 (nineteen years ago)

i have some fantastic photos. my sister is apparently unable to ever shut her mouth so every photo of her looks like she's screaming at someone.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Sunday, 18 March 2007 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

oh sorry for the drunk dialing, those of you who know who you are.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Sunday, 18 March 2007 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

― Laurel (Laurel), Sunday, 18 March 2007 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

megan says hi to you, laurel!

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Sunday, 18 March 2007 21:22 (nineteen years ago)

Emails were a phillip, pls to fedex hot single girls, I don't appear to have a wedding this year.

― Ed (dali), Sunday, 18 March 2007 23:18 (nineteen years ago)

guys if i don't find the cord for my phone soon i won't be able to do any more drunk texting ;_;

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Sunday, 18 March 2007 23:48 (nineteen years ago)

Yay Ally, that is awesome.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Sunday, 18 March 2007 23:49 (nineteen years ago)

success

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Sunday, 18 March 2007 23:57 (nineteen years ago)

why won't they all leave and let me take a nap before i get to go to nice restaurant completely disgusting and unshowered, is all i am asking here.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 19 March 2007 00:03 (nineteen years ago)

NAPS FOR SOME, NICE RESTAURANT DINNERS FOR ALL

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 19 March 2007 00:19 (nineteen years ago)

i already brunched disgusting and unshowered, now i think i might actually take one of those shower things

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Monday, 19 March 2007 00:23 (nineteen years ago)

Spartans fend off 'Wild Hogs' and Bullock

^^i would watch this movie

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Monday, 19 March 2007 01:10 (nineteen years ago)

oh right, shower

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Monday, 19 March 2007 01:10 (nineteen years ago)

ANOTHER SUCCESSFUL SUNDAY, NEW YORK OTM

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Monday, 19 March 2007 05:46 (nineteen years ago)

sky me

― my name is river wolf (gbx), Monday, 19 March 2007 05:57 (nineteen years ago)

I NEED WEDDING PICTURES so I can caption them with "That's not Tubgirl, that's ___________."

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Monday, 19 March 2007 12:32 (nineteen years ago)

omg

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Monday, 19 March 2007 12:33 (nineteen years ago)

hey, to the few actual DC-area people reading this thread I ordered tickets to the Sunday, March 25th 1pm screening of Jacques Tati's Playtime at the AFI.

http://www.afi.com/silver/new/nowplaying/2007/v4i2/tati.aspx#PLAYT

― break machine (Brian Miller), Monday, 19 March 2007 13:35 (nineteen years ago)

wicked! i will go. c cool

http://tati.ca-interactive.fr/minisite/images/btn_tvacanc.gif

― bong hits 4 jesus (dar1a g), Monday, 19 March 2007 14:49 (nineteen years ago)

http://tati.ca-interactive.fr/minisite/images/btn_mariag.png

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Monday, 19 March 2007 14:50 (nineteen years ago)

oh my god, though some amazingly cruel twist of fate i have a mosquito bite on the bottom of my foot

― ZR (teenagequiet), Monday, 19 March 2007 15:05 (nineteen years ago)

this might be the single worst thing that's ever happened to me

― ZR (teenagequiet), Monday, 19 March 2007 15:05 (nineteen years ago)

blame it on: a simple twist of fate.
also: you were born too laaaaaaaaaaaaaate

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Monday, 19 March 2007 15:10 (nineteen years ago)

NOO YORK SAY HERRO

http://lh4.google.com/image/carlygoodman/Rf6ktkyrQ9I/AAAAAAAAFKU/EZx1rScskuc/IMG_2492.JPG?imgmax=512

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 19 March 2007 15:11 (nineteen years ago)

that's our trick, but i like it.

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Monday, 19 March 2007 15:15 (nineteen years ago)

thanks to alex for introducing this regional delicacy to far away lands.

― break machine (Brian Miller), Monday, 19 March 2007 15:21 (nineteen years ago)

also depth achieved of cell phone penetration=not impressive

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Monday, 19 March 2007 15:23 (nineteen years ago)

also depth achieved of cell phone penetration=not impressive

-- maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (pelagi...), March 19th, 2007 3:23 PM. (Party with me Punker) (later) (link)

http://www.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2006/09/phoneinbutt.jpg

― the yoking of this heavy lidded form of meditational psych trudge to the ex (gbx, Monday, 19 March 2007 15:28 (nineteen years ago)

phoneinbutt.jpg

― the yoking of this heavy lidded form of meditational psych trudge to the ex (gbx, Monday, 19 March 2007 15:29 (nineteen years ago)

Hey, speak to the other two about depth of penetration, I've got the whole keypad of my brick-like Nokia in there.

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 19 March 2007 15:35 (nineteen years ago)

― ZR (teenagequiet), Monday, 19 March 2007 15:39 (nineteen years ago)

this thread has taken a turn for the worse.

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Monday, 19 March 2007 15:45 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, cos only sony erricssons are cleared for insertions.

― Ed (dali), Monday, 19 March 2007 15:48 (nineteen years ago)

i've seen laurel's phone so let me tell you that's quite impressive.

― fish.... sea greens.... plankton..... protein from the sea (chicago kevin), Monday, 19 March 2007 15:54 (nineteen years ago)

Why is my image broeked? :(((

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 19 March 2007 15:55 (nineteen years ago)

works 4 me

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Monday, 19 March 2007 15:56 (nineteen years ago)

does not work for me.

― fish.... sea greens.... plankton..... protein from the sea (chicago kevin), Monday, 19 March 2007 15:57 (nineteen years ago)

does not work for me! I wanna see!

― quincie (quincie), Monday, 19 March 2007 16:44 (nineteen years ago)

anticipa-a-tion, it's making me wait...

― midwest kevin (chicago kevin), Monday, 19 March 2007 16:46 (nineteen years ago)

you hafta right click on it get the properties open it in a new window

or click here

http://lh4.google.com/image/carlygoodman/Rf6ktkyrQ9I/AAAAAAAAFKU/EZx1rScskuc/IMG_2492.JPG?imgmax=512

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Monday, 19 March 2007 16:48 (nineteen years ago)

I don't know how to link to that photo site, it's not one of mine.

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 19 March 2007 16:50 (nineteen years ago)

you hafta right click on it get the properties open it in a new window
or click here

tried that and got this:

Google
Error

Forbidden
Your client does not have permission to get URL / from this server.

― midwest kevin (chicago kevin), Monday, 19 March 2007 16:53 (nineteen years ago)

;________; sorry bro

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Monday, 19 March 2007 16:56 (nineteen years ago)

Here:

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e66/LimitedLiabilityGirl/IMG_2492.jpg

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 19 March 2007 16:57 (nineteen years ago)

i'll look when i get home, photobucket, while not blocked (at least i don't the traditional ACCESS DENIED DUE TO:_____ message), no longer opens at work.

― midwest kevin (chicago kevin), Monday, 19 March 2007 17:08 (nineteen years ago)

seriously dudes y'all need to learn to take a phone in the mouth

― 69 (pete), Monday, 19 March 2007 17:32 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, the penetration is WEAK up in nyc!

― quincie (quincie), Monday, 19 March 2007 17:49 (nineteen years ago)

yeah i'm sayin' learn to stretch your mouths a little wider

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Monday, 19 March 2007 18:01 (nineteen years ago)

baby you're so demure

― ZR (teenagequiet), Monday, 19 March 2007 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

ohhhhh also fyi pete is doing a radio show, accessible via www.wmucradio.com, tomorrow from 10-12 (right?) and i'm doing one thursday from 8-10. both are going to be good. mine will be better.

― ZR (teenagequiet), Monday, 19 March 2007 18:12 (nineteen years ago)

i just checked and i can get nearly the whole thing in my mouth. will post documentation later this evening.

― midwest kevin (chicago kevin), Monday, 19 March 2007 18:14 (nineteen years ago)

yeah bro we back blowin up the airwaves with precious little action and no sex at all

― 69 (pete), Monday, 19 March 2007 18:19 (nineteen years ago)

omg you can IM the DJ at WMUC!

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Monday, 19 March 2007 18:21 (nineteen years ago)

ALEX DIDN'T TELL US THAT THE POINT WAS TO GET THE WHOLE THING IN, OKAY? I MEAN YOU ARE PUTTING YOUR CELL PHONT INTO YR MOUTH. IT DIDN'T REALLY SEEM TO NEED OR MERIT A RATIONAL EXPLANATION.

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 19 March 2007 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah alex WTF? Bloggers need to be educatin' the masses

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Monday, 19 March 2007 18:24 (nineteen years ago)

ALEX DIDN'T TELL US THAT THE POINT WAS TO GET THE WHOLE THING IN, OKAY?

SOOOOOOOO TYPICAL

― 69 (pete), Monday, 19 March 2007 18:25 (nineteen years ago)

we were all nervous the first time, too!

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Monday, 19 March 2007 18:25 (nineteen years ago)

i cried for weeks

― ZR (teenagequiet), Monday, 19 March 2007 18:26 (nineteen years ago)

we're still working up to having people call us w/ phone in mouth.

― break machine (Brian Miller), Monday, 19 March 2007 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

btw LOL @ this:
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/79/427058714_5e36861cce.jpg

― 69 (pete), Monday, 19 March 2007 18:31 (nineteen years ago)

"wet"

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Monday, 19 March 2007 18:31 (nineteen years ago)

THIS IS HOW IT IS DONE

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/179/402799596_f98157ce50.jpg?v=0

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Monday, 19 March 2007 18:33 (nineteen years ago)

NOTICE MY BOY ON THE LEFT, W/ CIGGIE:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/142/402606597_cd4e238461.jpg?v=0

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Monday, 19 March 2007 18:34 (nineteen years ago)

toms the real superstar duh

― 69 (pete), Monday, 19 March 2007 18:40 (nineteen years ago)

don't be modest, yo

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Monday, 19 March 2007 18:40 (nineteen years ago)

http://img03.picoodle.com/img/img03/7/3/19/f_phonepipem_c66a790.jpg

― break machine (Brian Miller), Monday, 19 March 2007 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

you wish.

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Monday, 19 March 2007 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

it was that or a phone booth

― break machine (Brian Miller), Monday, 19 March 2007 18:59 (nineteen years ago)

ahahahahah UH

― quincie (quincie), Monday, 19 March 2007 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

I am not putting my new phone in my mouth, sorry.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Monday, 19 March 2007 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

also pls to add flash brand soap bubbles from the tip of your phone BB, it looks like a bubble pipe.

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Monday, 19 March 2007 19:14 (nineteen years ago)

http://img131.imageshack.us/img131/5770/phoneip6.jpg

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Monday, 19 March 2007 19:15 (nineteen years ago)

I mean, it's brand new; why would I mess it up like that?

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Monday, 19 March 2007 19:21 (nineteen years ago)

(HINT HINT ASK ME ABOUT MY NEW PHONE, YOU FUCKERS)

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Monday, 19 March 2007 19:21 (nineteen years ago)

dude, did you get a new phone????

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Monday, 19 March 2007 19:26 (nineteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/168/427138075_ad345d6c26.jpg

― 69 (pete), Monday, 19 March 2007 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

dude, did you get a new phone????

I did! I got a Treo 750!

IT IS HOT SEX

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Monday, 19 March 2007 19:45 (nineteen years ago)

Man that picture of t-bot ain't right.

― PPlains (PPlains), Monday, 19 March 2007 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

Dear XM:

Thank you for playing "Total Eclipse of the Heart".

yrs 4 life,
Brian

― break machine (Brian Miller), Monday, 19 March 2007 19:54 (nineteen years ago)

don't ever let Sirus change you

― break machine (Brian Miller), Monday, 19 March 2007 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

GOD DAMN IT I AM COVERED IN HIVES

― ZR (teenagequiet), Monday, 19 March 2007 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

I FEEL JUST LIKE JOB

― ZR (teenagequiet), Monday, 19 March 2007 20:21 (nineteen years ago)

btw i know someone wants to make a hives joke. don't do it. you're above that joke.

― ZR (teenagequiet), Monday, 19 March 2007 20:21 (nineteen years ago)

I wanted to, but it would have been much better for photoshopping if you were covered in sahara hotnights.

― break machine (Brian Miller), Monday, 19 March 2007 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

i would not complain about being covered in hott swedish lasses, is the thing

― ZR (teenagequiet), Monday, 19 March 2007 20:24 (nineteen years ago)

hate to say i told you so bro

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Monday, 19 March 2007 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

My boSS IS TRYING TO TAKE A VACATION WHEN I TAKE A VACATION
FOR THE SECOND TIME
IN A ROW
I TOLD HER AUGUST
SHES NOW GONE FOR A WEEK IN AUGUST
ITS FUCKING MARCH

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Monday, 19 March 2007 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

http://homepage.mac.com/bgdelafuente/iblog/B1525647482/C2115009360/E1407031370/Media/hyvee.jpg

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Monday, 19 March 2007 20:29 (nineteen years ago)

holy shit best myspace "fun" "game" ad ever:

"TICKLE THE FAT KID TILL HE BARFS"

― ZR (teenagequiet), Monday, 19 March 2007 20:31 (nineteen years ago)

"PIN THE HIVES ON THE INDIE FUXXXOR"

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Monday, 19 March 2007 20:32 (nineteen years ago)

fat kid pukes up ipods! congratulations western culture, you have won the universe.

― ZR (teenagequiet), Monday, 19 March 2007 20:32 (nineteen years ago)

HI GUYS, I'M BAAAAAAACK
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/157/427652641_20bf35bef8.jpg

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 03:22 (nineteen years ago)

You know what, that dress would have been a whole lot worse if it had been anything less than full on screaming purple.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 05:57 (nineteen years ago)

Is your dad up for marrying off any more daughters because I would totally wed one for the party.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 08:04 (nineteen years ago)

there's two left. pick one and i can set you up to discuss.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 11:59 (nineteen years ago)

I'm easy, just pick the one with the shortest hair.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 12:11 (nineteen years ago)

That's not Tubgirl, that's Ally.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 12:23 (nineteen years ago)

I was going to photoshop today's FBorFW, but there's some sort of occult symbolism going on at the bottom of the last panel that I'm pretty afraid of.

― break machine (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 13:50 (nineteen years ago)

i just wanted everyone to see this
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/184/427866703_e94b2c6ab8.jpg

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 14:17 (nineteen years ago)

fuck yeah

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 14:18 (nineteen years ago)

yeah those pics r amazin

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 14:20 (nineteen years ago)

favorite picture detail: solo high heel

― break machine (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 14:29 (nineteen years ago)

guys i'm probably quitting my job today

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 14:34 (nineteen years ago)

and how do you feel about that ally?

― midwest kevin (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 14:36 (nineteen years ago)

these are all awes

― #1 ph0undation fan (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 14:37 (nineteen years ago)

(the pictures, i mean. although quitting is also potentially awes)

― #1 ph0undation fan (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 14:37 (nineteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/161/427851894_9baa1b23a0.jpg

i don't know how i feel about it, kevin :\

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 14:39 (nineteen years ago)

yeah highlights:

*phoundation
*tombot grilling solo meat and eating with his hands
*tombot's hair while dancing
*ally i don't know dresses, but your dress seemed ok?
*new tradition of all the men of a wedding piling on top of one another on the dance floor

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 14:39 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.pliner.com/images/software/quitter.gif

― break machine (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 14:39 (nineteen years ago)

*i can't wait until my sisters get married, hurry up bitchez!

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 14:40 (nineteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/152/427857136_80b51685ac.jpg
shortly after major vomiting action

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 14:41 (nineteen years ago)

I want videos of all these dancing Toms for this, and the rest of you.

Also what is happening about Cats play baseball.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 14:43 (nineteen years ago)

well i just told my boss that if i don't have an answer asap on my problem he will have my resignation letter so let's see what occurs.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 14:46 (nineteen years ago)

http://img01.picoodle.com/img/img01/7/3/20/f_rockettesm_3e4a5cf.jpg

― break machine (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 15:04 (nineteen years ago)

flickr is blocked at work but i can't wait to see pictures of vomiting and eating grilled meats with hands and other wedding staples.

― midwest kevin (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 15:12 (nineteen years ago)

brian that is supreme

replace the rockettes show logo with one for the BRIAN KEARN3Y'S DAUGHTERS' HUSBANDS CLUB OF AMERICA and that is my new e-mail sig for all time

― TOMB07 (trm), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 15:21 (nineteen years ago)

OMG OMG OMG OMG

So busy today, cannot be clever -- but DC thread delivers awesomeness as always! Ally, good luck w/r/t work sitch but anyway fuck that place.

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 15:26 (nineteen years ago)

oh my god brian

also: lol @ being offered higher up position at work. WHY WOULD I WANT SUCH IF U NOT GOING TO PAY ME

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 15:28 (nineteen years ago)

BRIAN IS AWESOME

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 15:29 (nineteen years ago)

oh btw laurel, i would like to say kudos to you and carly for attempting the phone eating. it is understandable to be unsure your first time doing so, and not to shove it in all the way. also, it's not exactly comfortable to stick the thing down your throat, trust me. i say good show and when i come up we shall try again.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 15:31 (nineteen years ago)

Ally, maybe they're going to pay you on the sly?

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 15:33 (nineteen years ago)

If I get a daughter do I get to join the rockettes, coool.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 15:34 (nineteen years ago)

Also what this wedding was missing:

Someone doing a flying dawkins impression.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 15:34 (nineteen years ago)

no, i just didn't get a photo of it. i'm praying to god that someone has photos of me, my dad, and megan all doing the keg stands.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 15:35 (nineteen years ago)

hahahaha megan did a keg stand?
I only heard about you + pops (well I was holding up yr feet)

― TOMB07 (trm), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 15:36 (nineteen years ago)

wait YOU were holding up my feet?!?!

and yeah, he made megan do one too, apparently!

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 15:37 (nineteen years ago)

omg ally please to post play by play accounts of work insanity!

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 15:38 (nineteen years ago)

ok seriously let's all go watch the tv commercials at the hirshhorn tonite

― TOMB07 (trm), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 15:42 (nineteen years ago)

man the bride did a keg stand
those poor clevelanders were not ready to party with us at all

― TOMB07 (trm), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 15:43 (nineteen years ago)

yo dudes whats the happs

― workin from home island is inside each of us (pete), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 15:43 (nineteen years ago)

dudes I found scale figures to use when I do drawings of the bar:

http://www.partiv.com/2007/03/real-life-dwgs.html

― break machine (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 15:47 (nineteen years ago)

WHERE IS EVERYONE

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 16:21 (nineteen years ago)

being mucked around by HP

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 16:24 (nineteen years ago)

the sauce?

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 16:24 (nineteen years ago)

im luxuriating with some airborne and a cut-and-paste job of a working paper.

can we get hunan sometime soon, downtowners? theres something about the gradually warming weather that makes hunan irresistible.

― 69 (pete), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 16:27 (nineteen years ago)

no the large IT provider. I want to buy a server from them and have it shipped to belgium, the UK won't do that and I can't call them in belgium as the number in belgium doesn't take international calls.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 16:28 (nineteen years ago)

yes hunan like friday? it's supposed to be like 70 degrees.

what kind of number doesn't TAKE international calls?

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 16:28 (nineteen years ago)

my new office is going to be above the arlington Melting Pot guys

― TOMB07 (trm), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 16:30 (nineteen years ago)

oh man fondue friday happy hour has to occur at least once, i don't care if it is in arlington

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 16:31 (nineteen years ago)

wait not this friday for hunan, i just realized i have a stupid ass retarded dumb meeting.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 16:32 (nineteen years ago)

i will hunan yes anytimes

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 16:32 (nineteen years ago)

DAMMIT anytime before that?

― 69 (pete), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 16:32 (nineteen years ago)

i just found out an hour ago that the movers are coming to move me back downstairs. i've got PLENTY of time to pack up my shitty little cubicle assuming i don't have to take any of my files from my cabinet or fromt the lateral. which is what i'm assuming because otherwise there's no way to do it.

― midwest kevin (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 16:33 (nineteen years ago)

maybe thurs i could do hunan? wednesday is out too because of stupid lame gay retard meeting ;_;

WHY ALL MEETINGS MUST BE SCHEDULED AT LUNCHTIME WHEN NO LUNCH IS PROVIDED: MYSTERY.JPG

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 16:36 (nineteen years ago)

let's hunan sometimes, yeah. this week. i can do any day this week.

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 16:37 (nineteen years ago)

thursday hunan is in stone creeps

― 69 (pete), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 16:39 (nineteen years ago)

dear thursday dumplings,

YOU ARE MINE, ALL MINE!!!!

love

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 16:41 (nineteen years ago)

no i get at least two of them!

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 16:42 (nineteen years ago)

http://idolator.com/assets/resources/2007/03/dontfeedtheseagals.jpg

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 16:56 (nineteen years ago)

ok fine you can have all the dumplings, just don't do THAT again

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 16:59 (nineteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/157/427778160_39e14882cf.jpg

this is the cutest ever

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 17:08 (nineteen years ago)

haha totally awesome seagal is old

― TOMB07 (trm), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 17:08 (nineteen years ago)

PLS MR HP I WANT TO GIVE YOU MONEY SO YOU CAN GIVE ME 1xNAS SERVER WITH A WARRANTY VALID IN BELGIUM.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 17:10 (nineteen years ago)

no this is the cutest ever
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/163/427885580_d20e456344.jpg
brent: jesus christ, someone help me, what the hell have i done?
megan: WAAA WAAA WAAA WAAAA WAAA WAAA WAAAA ETC

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 17:13 (nineteen years ago)

this job shit is going to drive me bonkers i swear to god

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 17:18 (nineteen years ago)

so when they were like "how about the big boys position" and you were like "how about you learn to shot paying me at ANY of these positions" what was the response? Besides UH

― TOMB07 (trm), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 17:24 (nineteen years ago)

it was UH.jpg

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 17:26 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha quelle histoire belge quoi

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 17:39 (nineteen years ago)

Respond with tuomas_sundae.jpg.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 17:44 (nineteen years ago)

yaaaaow.png

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 17:44 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.garmin.com/yao/media/pt-GarminYaoHomepage7.jpg

― TOMB07 (trm), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 17:48 (nineteen years ago)

i like the idea of having meetings that only consist of holding up print outs of jpgs, i think on wednesday i will bring sciUHnceschefter.jpg and just hold that up when asked questions.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 17:49 (nineteen years ago)

I back that, I had a conversation in catlolz yesterday. I got pissy and sent him "LOVE IS OVER" and he was all "i tinked we were bffs til now" and I clevery riposted with "KNOT RLY". I think we got bored and caffeine-freaked right about then and moved onto something else like the schizos we are.

To recap:

#1
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/loveisover.jpg

#2
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/bff-katie.jpg

#3
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/macrameorly.jpg

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 17:59 (nineteen years ago)

love is over=awesome! that cat looks so chill: "Oh well, I'm at the bottom of a garbage can."

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 18:02 (nineteen years ago)

guys you want to recheck my flickr about now

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

otm

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

truth was told.

― break machine (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

dude!

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 18:12 (nineteen years ago)

guys i don't feel like doing work at all what with the "not getting paid" thing and all that.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

lol @ yet another "we're looking into it" e-mail from finance

fuck this place

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 18:53 (nineteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/186/428299690_327504e99a.jpg
sciUHnce magazine's most competent employee

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 19:13 (nineteen years ago)

dudes this thread takes a long time to load.
this day, also, has taken a very long time.

― TOMB07 (trm), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

Dear MW,

Please to remember to stop by awesome newstand and purchase a bust for me. Thanky!

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

waht

― TOMB07 (trm), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

notes on today:

1. marketing dude, if you do not stop smacking your gum which is very loud to me even when you're facing the opposite direction 30 feet away, I will strike you in the back of the head with a TOMBOT wedding roundhouse.

2. getting down to the nitty gritty with current job vs. other job. Need to have a couple conversations with a couple people but it's already stressing me out.

3. new pumas, I love you.

4. mustard is awesome.

5. I swear to god I already done warned you, marketing dude.

― break machine (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

waht tombot you no get busts for Ally? Ladies love the bust!

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 20:40 (nineteen years ago)

i just got an incomprehensible email about websites corrupting this lady's fonts and please to forward the message to the correct person and she has gotten the rate already. i e-mail her back "oh god how did this get here i am not good with computer" + cathead.jpg y/n

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 20:50 (nineteen years ago)

that cathead cat is so amazing looking

― 69 (pete), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 20:52 (nineteen years ago)

katie i already checked no new bust 4 u @newsstand=

sadfacejpg.

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 20:52 (nineteen years ago)

also re: busts
http://www.sandtroopers.com/sandwatch/gentlegiant/MaceWindu.jpg
^^^ i love this one, tom pick it up for me!!!

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 20:52 (nineteen years ago)

i hate that

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

is that who i think it is???

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

GET THOSE MOTHERFUCKIN SITH OFF THE MOTHERFUCKIN DEATH STAR

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

that's not tubgirl, that's samuel l. jackson

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

tell this lady that crime scene investigation revealed her fonts to have been corrupted several hours ago.

tell this lady the rate

:|
B|

isn't the only thing she's gotten already.

― TOMB07 (trm), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

omfg ok that was pretty much great, it has never occurred to me to have caruso emoticons

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 20:57 (nineteen years ago)

A+ tombot would buy beers again

― 69 (pete), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 21:01 (nineteen years ago)

we should have a daltrey emoticon too

/^o^\

YAAAOW

(somebody please make a better daltrey emoticon)

― 69 (pete), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 21:03 (nineteen years ago)

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― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 21:06 (nineteen years ago)

woah ok that ain't it.

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 21:07 (nineteen years ago)

i think you should go with that one, dude

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 21:11 (nineteen years ago)

um yeah that is the one emoticon that resmbles RD less than mine dude

― 69 (pete), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 21:11 (nineteen years ago)

KERTWANG

― 69 (pete), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 21:11 (nineteen years ago)

it was supposed to be a swinging microphone. don't make me wipe your map, PS.

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 21:12 (nineteen years ago)

More Stuff!
Google, (using your Gmail account) has launched Google Talk, an Instant Messager. I promptly downloaded it, since Google is teh sh1t. I've yet to really be able to test it, though, because I'm the only person I know who has it... I've gotta do more convincing to them so I won't be so lonely.

And for those of you (If anyone) who remembers when I first got Demise, you may have noticed I stopped ranting about it, but it is as worth it as ever to get it. I just started playing it this weekend again, after installing the DTR free expansion. And it's well worth it. If ever you are bored with demise, just wipe your map file, and start anew with the same characters. It's not really a bad thing at all. If you hit a teleporter on level 2 or 3 with a level 30, it's more interesting a challenge to get them out than if you were down on level 6 or 7.

I think I'm gonna go out and buy Fable for my PC, since I really need a good eye-candy RPG, at least at the moment. After all, what good is a nice PC with a nice video card, if you never use it? That's the way I feel about my dad's computer sometimes.

If you're wondering why my buddy Chris! hasn't posted recently, it's because the dumbass got himself grounded. Bad grades, apparently. Everybody point and laugh. :P

Song of the Day is The Outsider by A Perfect Circle.

― 69 (pete), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 21:17 (nineteen years ago)

Did you get that from Mildred Bonk's blog?

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 21:21 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.reason.com/UserFiles/kulturterror.jpg

what

― blaster master (gbx), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 21:24 (nineteen years ago)

ok that rules

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 21:25 (nineteen years ago)

guys creepy serial killer types are favoring pictures of bridesmaid s4rah on flickr, should i let her know to watch out for murder y/n

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 21:26 (nineteen years ago)

keep your eyes peeled

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B|

for murder

― the yoking of this heavy lidded form of meditational psych trudge to the ex (gbx, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 21:27 (nineteen years ago)

who, Tom Brady?

― TOMB07 (trm), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 21:28 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.flickr.com/photos/63302703@N00/
8[
all of those photos appear to be "last known picture of..."

also, his groups he is a member of for those of you who cannot see the photos but can read the page for some reason 8[

also there is now some random firefighter dude going through my flickr pointing out all the photos you can see my bra in.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 21:30 (nineteen years ago)

Sarah, they're probably favoring her photos because she's STACKED and they're half falling out of her strapless dress in the reception photos. I mean, I don't even go for girls and I was a little riveted.

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 21:32 (nineteen years ago)

ohio friend's wife????????????

― the yoking of this heavy lidded form of meditational psych trudge to the ex (gbx, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 21:33 (nineteen years ago)

yes but do you see creepy serial killer guy profile

xpost yes exactly!!!!!!!!!!

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 21:34 (nineteen years ago)

Okay holy shit. Is there any way to determine whether that woman is still alive? I mean, clearly she was in 1986 or so, but that's not telling us much.

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 21:36 (nineteen years ago)

haha yeah "ohio friend's wife" is the creepiest name for a photo set ever devised

― TOMB07 (trm), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 21:36 (nineteen years ago)

ally I keep forgetting yr flickr name so every time you say "check my flickr page" I google "basic time of friends"

― break machine (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 21:36 (nineteen years ago)

How can you tell who's looking at your flickr shots??

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 21:37 (nineteen years ago)

laurel, you can't unless they specifically make it one of their favorites, then it will show up an alert saying someone favorited one of your photographs.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 21:38 (nineteen years ago)

also brian, my flickr name is allyzay!!! but fair enough, i am the only person willing to man up and use that tag.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 21:40 (nineteen years ago)

Ahh, good, right. That answers my question, but makes it even scarier that he's "favorited" them. Can you block other users?

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 21:42 (nineteen years ago)

you can make some pix private. c.f. that one pic of the dead lady on the table I posted on noizey board

― the yoking of this heavy lidded form of meditational psych trudge to the ex (gbx, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 21:43 (nineteen years ago)

[/crepey]

― the yoking of this heavy lidded form of meditational psych trudge to the ex (gbx, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 21:44 (nineteen years ago)

yeah you can make things private but the problem with that (right now, at least) is that the majority of people who i'm trying to show these pix to do not have flickr accts. :\

so, i figure maybe next week after everyone's seen them i'll go in and private a few of them to stop crepes.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 21:44 (nineteen years ago)

NEVER STOP MAKING CREPES ALLYZAY

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 21:49 (nineteen years ago)

Oh well. Serial killer has about 650 "favorites" and they are all of weddings, specializing in cleavage shots and garter removal. So his kink is specific. Post-wedding, you're probably fine.

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 21:53 (nineteen years ago)

eeeew i didn't investigate that far

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 21:54 (nineteen years ago)

what's funny about flickr is how a person's fetish is just out there, for everyone to see. like that guy that only fav'd dudes in shorts???

― the yoking of this heavy lidded form of meditational psych trudge to the ex (gbx, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 21:56 (nineteen years ago)

wait, it was dudes in socks

― the yoking of this heavy lidded form of meditational psych trudge to the ex (gbx, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 21:57 (nineteen years ago)

Socks and shorts go so well together.

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 22:15 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.flickr.com/photos/allyzay/427890372/in/set-72157600010532145/

awesome

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 02:25 (nineteen years ago)

FLIPPERS ON THE RADIO

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 02:48 (nineteen years ago)

REVELATORS ON THE RADIO

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 03:15 (nineteen years ago)

ALICE COLTRANE ON THE RADIO

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 03:23 (nineteen years ago)

oh man i meant to call in to your radio show and harass you but i forgot ;_;

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 05:39 (nineteen years ago)

you did not srsly play revelators--MW, when do we get to cash the royalty check on that?

― quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 13:22 (nineteen years ago)

HOLY SHIT, "ohio friend's wife"!!!!!!!!!

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 13:26 (nineteen years ago)

LAST DAY BITCHES

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 13:33 (nineteen years ago)

TOM, time to fuck some shit up, I don't think Alaska needs the internets today.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 13:35 (nineteen years ago)

"royalties" my "royalties" have already been paid to me, in the form of a free trip to Europe.

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 13:45 (nineteen years ago)

also i flaked on the radio show and forgot to listen--sorry PS! thanks for playing the hits though.

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 13:45 (nineteen years ago)

fuck shit up? I never

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 13:49 (nineteen years ago)

dear dad:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/147/429278560_4963f3a8b9.jpg

METAL!!!!!!!!!

sincerely,
yr daughter

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 13:57 (nineteen years ago)

ps you look much thinner upside down drinking out of a keg, you should do that more often instead of the whole whiskey thing you've decided is your steez.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 14:03 (nineteen years ago)

that is not ps

― break machine (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 14:05 (nineteen years ago)

diabetes

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 14:10 (nineteen years ago)

post script

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 14:10 (nineteen years ago)

piss shit

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 14:13 (nineteen years ago)

pony song

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 14:13 (nineteen years ago)

profit sex

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 14:13 (nineteen years ago)

ok bored

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 14:14 (nineteen years ago)

pork sandwich
pasta salad
poached salmon

― break machine (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 14:15 (nineteen years ago)

I think those are my lunch choices

― break machine (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 14:15 (nineteen years ago)

pussy slaw

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 14:17 (nineteen years ago)

parrot skeet

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 14:17 (nineteen years ago)

tubgirl really changed you

― break machine (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 14:20 (nineteen years ago)

megalolz

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 14:28 (nineteen years ago)

let's not blame tubgirl for everything.

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 14:38 (nineteen years ago)

It's my last day at the FBI
what should I eat from the cafeteria

I want a slice of pizza
no I don't
I want a dough-nut
no I don't

I don't know
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know what I want

I got to shake hands and say goodbyes
so many people I don't know

I want a large coffee
no I don't
I want a frankfurter
no I don't
I want a soda
no I don't
I want a stiff drink
that's right

Leave a note for that one guy
Turn in my badge and give back my keys

I want an ice cream sandwich
no I don't
I want a piece of pie
no I don't
I want a bowl of soup
no I don't
I want to get the fuck out
that's right

It's my last day, last day, last day at the FBI

JAAAANNNnnnnnnnng

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 14:38 (nineteen years ago)

HOORAY FOR TOMBOT

lolz:

Leave a note for that one guy

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 14:41 (nineteen years ago)

needs more janga

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 14:46 (nineteen years ago)

meetings are fucking lame

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 15:26 (nineteen years ago)

i just moved out of my cubicle. i'm back in the shared office i was in a year ago. luckily i'm not sharing it with anyone right now because the other person who does my job here got fed up and quit last fall and they just got around to hiring someone this week. so right now i have a HUUUUUUUUGE office to myself, which isn't as good as when i had the small office to myself all the time because that one had a private bathroom and, more importantly, a lock on the door.

― midwest kevin (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 15:43 (nineteen years ago)

866
562
2363
is the number I need to remember when they fuck up my final paycheck

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 15:50 (nineteen years ago)

guys new ilx totally sucks and no one talks about anything interesting at all? what the fuck is that about? they're the same people from this ilx, right? minus us, i mean.

it's like, i dunno why i just went in and posted anything there because ain't no one gonna say a damn thing, they too busy arguing with tuomas about internet memes?

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 15:55 (nineteen years ago)

it does blow, heartily.

― midwest kevin (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 15:58 (nineteen years ago)

i'd post something interesting but i caught a case of the hangover in my sleep.

― midwest kevin (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 15:58 (nineteen years ago)

yeah that happens to me regularly, i think it is something in my house causing it...

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 16:00 (nineteen years ago)

say a prayer for the kitty Q who is going to the heart doctor this afternoon!

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 16:03 (nineteen years ago)

HELLO BUT YOU HAVE AN OFFICE! That is rad / radder / raddest. Can you play music in there now?

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 16:04 (nineteen years ago)

GOOD LUCK KITTY Q, I LOVE YOU EVEN THOUGH YOU HIDE FROM ME A LOT AND HOPE YOU FEEL YOUR BEST SOON.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 16:05 (nineteen years ago)

Can you play music in there now?

being in my cubicle never stopped me but yes, i can play it at a louder volume with no fear of offending anyone with blue lyrics. also, i'm no longer sitting directly between to HVAC ducts so my allergies are going apeshit!

now if only there were a pizza fairy to bring me lunch this would be the best day ever.

― midwest kevin (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 16:09 (nineteen years ago)

oh, and i got my jaguar back last night. L bought a tele so she doesn't need the jag. i pretty much got the bridge fixed for free. but the saddles are fucked up on it still, that will be my next project.

― midwest kevin (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 16:10 (nineteen years ago)

LET'S FORWARD EMAILS TO EVERYONE WE KNOW
CAT GOING TO THE DOCTOR
MAY HAVE HEART PROBLEM
HELP US GET THAT JESUS HELP

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 16:11 (nineteen years ago)

congrats on the jag! time for the fake band to have a fake practice

xpost whatever dude, i love my cat

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 16:12 (nineteen years ago)

btw guys stanley tucci was the best thing about the devil wears prada and he gets screwed at the end. everybody in that movie was a dickhead for real though.

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 16:12 (nineteen years ago)

like hathaway's bf wants to be a chef, right, and her other friend shows up to happy hour in a bad suit and tie all the time, and her other friend is trying to be some kind of art photographer, these people bitching and complaining that SHE's got some workaholic bullshit job eating up her life are obviously projecting, heavily, or they're in for a serious fucking wake up call.

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 16:14 (nineteen years ago)

shit did not EVEN make SENSE y'all

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 16:15 (nineteen years ago)

she should have had a friend who was a fuck-ya-face blogga, constantly adorning himself head-to-toe in hipster grandpa garb and drinking pabst, then that character could have picked on her incessantly and it would not have been ridiculous nonsense

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 16:18 (nineteen years ago)

You mean trying to explain mortgages to the lex does not float your boat?

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 16:19 (nineteen years ago)

tom i think you're projecting now a little bit

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 16:22 (nineteen years ago)

and then at the end she's all like oh I don't want to end up like Anna Wintour so she just up and quits in the middle of fucking Paris or whatever, then goes and gets a job at what I can only assume is some kind of mock-up of the Voice or the Post or some other homeless blanket, wanting to write stories about the subway strike, right, and seriously WTF DO YOU THINK YOUR HOURS ARE GOING TO BE LIKE NOW? OH WAIT NO PARIS TRIPS THOUGH. bunch of stupid crazy googly-eyed doofuses in that fucking movie

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 16:22 (nineteen years ago)

also you basically just described stanley tucci's role so what are you talking about?

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 16:23 (nineteen years ago)

hahahaha yeah but he picked on her for not working hard ENOUGH
and no pabst

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 16:24 (nineteen years ago)

I enjoyed the film

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 16:24 (nineteen years ago)

yeah if there was one glaring oversight in a movie basically about VOGUE, it's lack of pabst

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 16:24 (nineteen years ago)

you are such a fag

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 16:24 (nineteen years ago)

"oooh this movie is making me excited for the new project runway!! oooh i love stanley tucci! oooh girl needs to just dump that loser boyfriend and fake christopher hutchins and get herself a winner!" etc etc

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 16:25 (nineteen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/39/Steve_Leonard_%26_Paul_Williams_-_Lyme_Regis_BBC_shoot_Sept_2003_011.PNG/250px-Steve_Leonard_%26_Paul_Williams_-_Lyme_Regis_BBC_shoot_Sept_2003_011.PNG
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0f/Ammonit2.jpg/250px-Ammonit2.jpg

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 16:28 (nineteen years ago)

i wish i had like trained pizza monkeys or maybe midget butlers to whose sole purpose would be to bring me pizza. kind of like my bacon caddy idea. man i can't wait to win the lottery and bring all these ideas to fruition.

― gordon gartrelle (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 16:33 (nineteen years ago)

maybe next time dad and brent are in town you can sit with them and watch evita instead of go drinking with me and my sisters, like they did last time they were in town. it seems like your kind of party, you giant girl.

xpost yes that is basically everyone's dream.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 16:36 (nineteen years ago)

ok so the logic here is that by finding 6 out of 7 characters in a girly movie basically intolerable, I am some kind of a man-lady? I'm not buying it.

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 16:43 (nineteen years ago)

how about I go get my SCI-FI DEBRIEF down in the xfiles basement and then go drink a beer with my ex-colleagues at the elephant und castle

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 16:45 (nineteen years ago)

whatever, homo, i will need your keys though if you are staying out past when i leave work??

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 16:48 (nineteen years ago)

I'm not planning to!

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 17:02 (nineteen years ago)

yo tom j0sh is in town next week!

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 17:19 (nineteen years ago)

yo everyone want to go out thurs night and get drinks with my bro j0sh?

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 17:20 (nineteen years ago)

my name is everyone

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 17:28 (nineteen years ago)

yo everyone u died or something

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 17:28 (nineteen years ago)

i live

― blast cap master rapper (gbx), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 17:35 (nineteen years ago)

i live, i think

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 17:36 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7PEMGuA6tw

(Who else here is actually from DC/MD/VA & saw this?)

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 17:49 (nineteen years ago)

what kind of phone number is "USA-1000" and how to i procure it.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 17:51 (nineteen years ago)

ok last hurrah
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/154/429492284_31abda57ab_o.png

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

it's no WDZAPT though, sadly

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

I dig the tron flavor, though

― break machine (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 17:58 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.fborfw.com/strip_fix/strips/2007/march/m4s/070321bgt.gif

― break machine (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 17:59 (nineteen years ago)

(totally unedited)

― break machine (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 17:59 (nineteen years ago)

that guy is otm, i'm always asking rich to do that

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

CREEPIE

― PPlains (PPlains), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

ok do i send this e-mail to my colleagues or is this just batshit bitchy should write letter of resignation and THEN send this e-mail

Everyone,

These are the territories, and their sales representatives, for the United States recruitment sales:

Northeast: Al1son M1ll4r
Southeast: VACANT
Midwest/Canada: D4ryl 4nders0n
West Coast: N1ck Hint1b1dz3

Please do not, unless D4ryl or N1ck are out of the office, ever again forward me inquiries from non-Northeast territories. I am not even receiving commissions for my own territory currently, so it's a little obnoxious to be forwarding me other people's work, especially if you preface it with statements like, "Here's a lead for you!" or "Easy money for you!" It isn't that hard to memorize who does what, being as there is only three of us, but if you truly cannot remember any of this information, please print out this e-mail and tape it to your computer/phone/desk to prevent confusion in the future, as I am going to start forwarding all erroneous forwards right back to you.

Thanks in advance.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

i'm using the term "colleagues" pretty fucking loosely at this point as the word implies some kind of peer value or something and i am apparently the only person who works here as far as anyone else seems to notice or care.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 18:08 (nineteen years ago)

edit

Unless D4ryl or N1ck are out of the office, please do not forward me inquiries from non-Northeast territories. If you cannot remember any of this information, please print out this e-mail and tape it to your computer/phone/desk to prevent confusion in the future, as I am going to start forwarding all erroneous forwards right back to you.

Thanks in advance

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 18:08 (nineteen years ago)

i'm going to go put my fist through a wall actually, and not send any e-mails ever again.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

AAAARGH THE BLINKING

OK last timecard is in! everyone u died

:|
B|

PEACE

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

i mean seriously our admin here has been working here long enough to know that

A) UH YOU are the P&G administrator, not me. YOU need to call back people asking to be walked through the website and the registration process, not me. why are you here if you aren't going to do that?
B) I AM NOT THE FUCKING SALES REP FOR TEXAS ANYWAY AND HAVENT BEEN FOR WELL OVER 6 MONTHS IE WELL BEFORE YOU SHOWED UP HERE SO WTF
C) someone putting up an ad recruiting college students to take part in medical trials is most definitively NOT what we do and it is an ad that would get deleted from the site, so UH why are you giving me this message anyway if A and B didn't stop you?

this is about the 4th or 5th one today, this is just the most egregious example. i'm ready to fucking kill someone. i can't get paid, i get fucking brushed off and then get offered a job that is more difficult and involves heavy travel as if i'm going to TAKE that job if i can't manage getting paid for the lower level job i have ffs, and on top of it i deal with this every day. also new guy just asked me three times in 15 minutes what the abbreviation PU stood for in our system and i'm just like ok seriously do you not have a pen or something, write it down.

goddamnit what the fuck it is not like i am a particularly smart or clever or talented person.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 18:12 (nineteen years ago)

what happened about the ultimatum?

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 18:14 (nineteen years ago)

oh well i was pleaded with yesterday so i was like ok stay of execution and am sitting here today waiting "patiently" for information. i'm about to start firing through the current commissions report looking for errors actually.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 18:15 (nineteen years ago)

ally, here's a link that will make you feel better: http://www.youtube.com/MauiFilms

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

HI DERE. nu-ilx is unamusing today/as of late/all the time.

― John Justen gets to change his username WAHT!?! (John Justen), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 18:19 (nineteen years ago)

nu ilx sucks

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

PET SHOP

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 18:21 (nineteen years ago)

also i want to start working with dogs

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 18:21 (nineteen years ago)

How long does the sandbox stand before they 86 it, anyway?

― John Justen panda panda panda. (John Justen), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 18:22 (nineteen years ago)

NO ONE KNOWS WE ARE THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS. WHO WANTS A CHARLIE IN THE BOX

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

SEE I CANT EVEN IMG SRC RIGHT

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.dogwoodvalley.com/images/rudolphmisfittoysonice.jpg

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

l-r

mary, allyzay, ghost wolf

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 18:29 (nineteen years ago)

what an accurate depiction of everyone

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 18:35 (nineteen years ago)

i just scored a minor moral victory against academia, let's party

― blastcap master rapper (gbx), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 18:36 (nineteen years ago)

working with dogs is killer, but also makes you sort of jealous -- we've got these avalanche dogs that basically have the sweetest jobs on the planet. they just go play a game in the snow and get a treat for it but secretly they just saved some dude for certain death. then they get to ride around on dudes' backs and hang out in the locker room with no collar like they own the place, getting treats and belly rubs all day long.

― blastcap master rapper (gbx), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 18:39 (nineteen years ago)

I knew a guy like that in college, except for the part about saving people from certain death.

― John Justen wheedly wheedly whee chugga chugga whee dunt dunt dunt (John Justen), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 18:40 (nineteen years ago)

ok speaking of.. _)#(*%_)$&#(% WORK.. so i have a project set for testing next week on a certain day. and i'm like OK, i have what i need, i'll have it on that day. so then at a meeting ppl are like, how's it coming along, do you need anything? and i'm like no, given that it's not due til next week, there is no problem, i just figured i'd do it by next week when it's due.

and then the internal client stops by my desk and is like hey, how's it going, is it coming along and i'm like yes, i have everything i need, it's due next week, so really there's no problem, i'll just do it by the date we agreed on. so then the editor comes by and says hey, how's it going? is the site coming along? because i know the internal client tends to bug people and i wanted to make sure.. and i'm like UH there's no problem, i'll just do it by the time it is due, is that OK with everyone or what??!! ARRGH LAISSE MOI TRANQUILLE MAIS MERDE

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 18:41 (nineteen years ago)

. . .and that's called. . . micromanaging!

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 18:42 (nineteen years ago)

but(t) shit lol

― blastcap master rapper (gbx), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 18:42 (nineteen years ago)

Nu-ILX, outside the balkans seems very britisher and godamnit if it isn't hard to get even a politics conversation going these days. The fact that mortgages has called up 300 responses is typical of the NWO.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 18:44 (nineteen years ago)

hey look a job posting just came in on this listserv..

>>POSITION TITLE: Web Editor
CLIENT COMPANY/ORGANIZATION: AIPAC (www.aipac.org)
SALARY: $55,000 - $65,000
START DATE: Anytime; near-term>>

"hi dere.. i don't agree with you guys on much but it looks like you pay not terrible salary.. kudos"

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 18:44 (nineteen years ago)

in case anyone is interested, the professor i just sonned in an exam beef has his name listed in the phone book as D3R3K L0NGSHAFT*

*this is not his real name

― blastcap master rapper (gbx), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 18:47 (nineteen years ago)

Classy.

― John Justen wheedly wheedly whee chugga chugga whee dunt dunt dunt (John Justen), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 18:49 (nineteen years ago)

i just got an e-mail from a guy named m4rty p00dles!

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 18:49 (nineteen years ago)

i just sonned my boss in an email grammatical beef

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 18:50 (nineteen years ago)

micromanaging? is that what they call it? :)

yeah totally. i am just not zen enough to put up with this shit and not be tempted to deliberately miss the deadline. in fact i haven't even started yet but i'm not obliged to start any earlier than necessary to make the deadline, so they should really try & MYOB. i'm going to tell the next person that in fact - "i haven't started yet. could you mind your own business?"

maybe i should follow prev web developer's lead and set up a wiki or basecamp or something so we can all track progress instead of thinking hey it's cool, let's just drop by someone's cube and interrupt them whenever to check up on progress which is not actually our business.

nobody trusts anybody to actually do their job around here. but then, why would they, given that the actual managers have tendency to over promise despite lack of resources & then not communicate promises to production staff

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

yeah i hate when my boss jumps the gun and freaks out over shit that is not due until next week.

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 18:52 (nineteen years ago)

that shit happened to me all the time at my old job. especially since no one knew how to write stuff, so a paragraph of copy that was due in four days was like serious business. and magic, since they were baffled, BAFFLED, by my ability to copyedit entire pages in under an hour.

― blastcap master rapper (gbx), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 18:56 (nineteen years ago)

though truth be told i prefer a quick turnaround time to shit dragging on forever.

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

my boss in a meeting today offered to take us all out to dinner if we meet our 1st qtr goals, which is as much of an incentive as anything else going on for me to just sit here and blatantly do nothing!!

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

So let's get this straight.. dinner.. your reward for this is to get to spend MORE time doing work stuff, basically?

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 19:03 (nineteen years ago)

i'm with you on the quick turnaround -- i never understood why they didn't make my deadlines shorter

― blastcap master rapper (gbx), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

more time hanging out with a bunch of people who cannot get their heads out of their asses: yes, that is exactly what i want to do instead of just go out with my friends and drink or maybe even just go home and shoot myself in the face, thanks.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 19:07 (nineteen years ago)

maybe ask if you meet your 1st Q goals if they can just bankroll an DCILX happy hour.

― break machine (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 19:09 (nineteen years ago)

we don't want to bankrupt the company, though

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 19:13 (nineteen years ago)

YES WE DO

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

The work things on this thread = exactly why I am incapable of working for anyone other than myself.

― John Justen gnnaaaaarrrrggghhh (John Justen), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

T/S poverty and happiness vs. other people.

― John Justen wheedly wheedly whee chugga chugga whee dunt dunt dunt (John Justen), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 19:25 (nineteen years ago)

i'm pretty ready to go that route myself except i have nothing worthwhile to offer to the world

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 19:25 (nineteen years ago)

hah, tell me about it

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

I've been trying to find out a way to cut out the middle man and just get paid to drink, but no luck yet.

― John Justen wheedly wheedly whee chugga chugga whee dunt dunt dunt (John Justen), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 19:31 (nineteen years ago)

Maybe I should move "John Justen and Fluffy Bear will drink it" to a paysite.

― John Justen teh dipsomaniac elite. (John Justen), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

if i ever learn to be halfway competent at design, eventually i could go freelance. looking forward to that. then, i can fire clients. sorry dude, it's just money, and i don't want your money. you're fired.

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

Alex has it down to getting paid to say mean things about people on the internet, but I think that's the closest any of us is to making our job reflect our normal daily activities.

― break machine (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

John Justen and Fluffy Bear might have to do a lot more than drink it on a pay site.

― break machine (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

John Justen & Fluffy Bear, a habanero, a blender, a webcam and a dream.

― break machine (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

so about 20% of the non-admin staff of my firm has put in their notice in the last 2 months - time to go?

― break machine (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

coincidence on the timing? no.

ship is sinking? maybe?

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

let's all just quit our jobs and have a new thing that we do together, there has to be something we can do, we've got web designers and writers and marketing bullshitters and it people and everything.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

nah.

hunter age 5 franchise

shirts, animation, music, young adult books, liquor

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 19:49 (nineteen years ago)

HUNTER AGE X

― break machine (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

wow that would be a pretty good company

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

I would work for that company/see that movie

― break machine (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

brian i expect three mark ups of hunter age 3 liquor bottles in my inbox by 1800 h.

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 19:54 (nineteen years ago)

I'll sell the hunter signature guitars.

― John Justen wheedly wheedly whee chugga chugga whee dunt dunt dunt (John Justen), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

A++++++++++ would buy all of this hunter age 3 liquors

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

pron:

HUNTER AGE XXX

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

I AM IN

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

I think the Hunter brand is pretty well defined: alcohol, tobacco, firearms

― break machine (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

I could see alcohol, tobacco, guitars, tho.

― break machine (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

i say we milk that motherfucking fucked up drawing for all it's worth, IMHO. thoughts?

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

(You all can support six-figure salaries, right???)

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

you're fired.

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

we don't need any money if we're MAKING tobacco and alcohol and firearms and musical equipment, dude.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 20:06 (nineteen years ago)

Dan, are you including the cents columns in that? If so, maybe.

― John Justen, hunterpreneur. (John Justen), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 20:06 (nineteen years ago)

ally excuse my sideways cat WTF R U Talking about what we gonna trade everyone and barter with guns and booze?

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

mw, i don't spend any money on anything besides those things

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

and the money we make off selling them to others can support our buying a giant group house. sorted!!!

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

group CLUBHOUSE=yes
group house=no

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 20:12 (nineteen years ago)

it's a good thing dc overturned that firearms ban. we are in business guys

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

except i think we need a project manager. do we have a project manager? brian?

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 20:15 (nineteen years ago)

I've determined that having project managers is actually detrimental. Proceed!

― break machine (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

yeah no bosses no project managers in our company

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

i like that yr first act as project manager was to fire yourself.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

Okay if I can't pull in mad duckets I can't hang with y'all, I got a singer to support. ;_;

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

That's what makes you such an excellent candidate for the job.

xpost

― John Justen wheedly wheedly whee chugga chugga whee dunt dunt dunt (John Justen), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

she can sing in the band dude

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 20:24 (nineteen years ago)

you = brian. nnngggghh.

― John Justen wheedly wheedly whee chugga chugga whee dunt dunt dunt (John Justen), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

yeah we have a band that plays our happy hours, (which are every night except monday and the weekends.)

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

I don't leverage technologies for less than $$$$$$ because I IS WHORE

J031 will not sing with you miscreants unless she gets to wear a ballgown and a dreamy tenor.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 20:27 (nineteen years ago)

weekends are for everyone sitting watching bizarre shit on my tv in the dark

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

THIS IS THE GREATEST BUSINESS MODEL EVER.

― John Justen wheedly wheedly whee chugga chugga whee dunt dunt dunt (John Justen), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 20:29 (nineteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bizarre_(rapper)

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

WHY THE HELL WOULD I WANT TO WATCH THAT, UGH

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

group CLUBHOUSE=the flying dawkins

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

by bizarre shit i just meant like shows about dinosaurs, dan, i wasn't going there but if that is what we're all into now i really don't have much of a say in it.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 20:31 (nineteen years ago)

That's not Tubgirl, that's Bizarre.

(self-yellowcard)

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 20:32 (nineteen years ago)

Can I have 1 (one) conversation today that does not include the words house price, mortgage, buy to let, inflation or bubble.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

I was looking at some house records the other day; the price was comparable to a mortgage payment! There were also too mant to buy to let me narrow down which ones I should really get, so I ended up dropping them back in their bubble wrap and leaving the store.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 20:36 (nineteen years ago)

Fuck You, Dan Perry.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 20:36 (nineteen years ago)

:-D

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 20:37 (nineteen years ago)

Having only met yr wife at Ally's wedding, Dan, I can't imagine her in anything other than a ballgown!

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

i think this is the perfect time to open that bar.

― gordon gartrelle (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

snap to it

― blastcap master rapper (gbx), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

i will be on hand for medical emergencies

― blastcap master rapper (gbx), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 20:50 (nineteen years ago)

but only if i get free drinks

― blastcap master rapper (gbx), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 20:50 (nineteen years ago)

In just over an hour, I will be prototyping this establishment in the form of a Cheesecake Factory. How many martinis should I drink?

a) 5
b) 10
c) ONLY PUSSIES HAVE LIMITS

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 20:50 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_apr2004/StrongCat.jpg

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 20:52 (nineteen years ago)

ccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 20:52 (nineteen years ago)

DUDES I CANNOT WAIT UNTIL I COME TO DC FOR SHENANIGANS, I EXPECT TO GO TO HOSPITAL

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

this is what i'm talking about here

― blastcap master rapper (gbx), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

DUDES I CANNOT WAIT UNTIL I COME TO DC FOR SHENANIGANS, I EXPECT TO GO TO ~~HOSPITAL~~ MORGUE.

fixed.

― gordon gartrelle (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

down here we call that wednesday night!!

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

I'm still trying to get my rich buddies to pony up the cash to buy an abandoned funeral home that is for sale, in order to turn it into a bar.

None of them are taking me seriously, even though I AM TOTALLY SERIOUS.

hilariously, a multi-xpost written prior to morgue discussion.

― John Justen wheedly wheedly whee chugga chugga whee dunt dunt dunt (John Justen), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 20:57 (nineteen years ago)

Why I need to hang out more with my 20something friends as opposed to my 30something friends, a case study:

30somethings: Calm down Dan, it's not juice! Don't you have to work tomorrow?

20somethings: FIVE MORE ROUNDS OF SHOTS AND THEN WE'RE READY TO GO TO THE REAL SPOT

Fuck oldy oldfaced oldsters.

(XPOST: WHY OH WHY DO I NOT LIVE IN MN, COSIGN COSIGN COSIGN MOTHERFUCKER GIT 'ER DONE)

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

guys what do you think about getting a missile silo for a clubhouse? we have those around here, and they're cheap-ish.

― blastcap master rapper (gbx), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

ARGH I QUOTED LARRY THE CABLE GUY, MY LIFE IS OVER

yes to missile silo if it comes with missile

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

drinking is overrated, though.

*ducks*

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

Why I need to hang out more with my 20something friends as opposed to my 30something friends, a case study:
30somethings: Calm down Dan, it's not juice! Don't you have to work tomorrow?
20somethings: FIVE MORE ROUNDS OF SHOTS AND THEN WE'RE READY TO GO TO THE REAL SPOT
Fuck oldy oldfaced oldsters.
(XPOST: WHY OH WHY DO I NOT LIVE IN MN, COSIGN COSIGN COSIGN MOTHERFUCKER GIT 'ER DONE)
-- Jesus Dan (djperr...) (webmail), Today 8:59 PM. (dan perry) (later) (link)

dan, you're just hanging out with the wrong 30-somethings.

― gordon gartrelle (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

xpost Well, yeah, if you're talking about water or something.

― John Justen wheedly wheedly whee chugga chugga whee dunt dunt dunt (John Justen), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:04 (nineteen years ago)

Drinking is not at all overrated! However, dealing with hangonvers is REALLY FUCKING OVERRATED.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:04 (nineteen years ago)

drinking is not overrated by these ducks

http://mollygoatwax.typepad.com/molly_goatwax/drinking_duck-thumb.jpg

― blastcap master rapper (gbx), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:05 (nineteen years ago)

these ducks otm

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:05 (nineteen years ago)

If I were to graph my drinking responsibility level between ages 15 and now, it would look like a bell curve.

― John Justen wheedly wheedly whee chugga chugga whee dunt dunt dunt (John Justen), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:06 (nineteen years ago)

drinking is overrated even by ducks.

hangovers are easy DRINK WATER WHEN YOU GET HOME DRINKY MCDRINKY LOTS OF IT

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:06 (nineteen years ago)

hangovers are easy NEVER SOBER UP.

― John Justen wheedly wheedly whee chugga chugga whee dunt dunt dunt (John Justen), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:07 (nineteen years ago)

hangovers are easy DRINK WATER WHEN YOU GET HOME DRINKY MCDRINKY LOTS OF IT

if you're still awake when you get home then you left some drinking on the table pal.

― gordon gartrelle (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:07 (nineteen years ago)

also: keys, credit card, dignity

― blastcap master rapper (gbx), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:07 (nineteen years ago)

gordon gartrelle otm (and looking very stylish)

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:08 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha GAY SEX

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:10 (nineteen years ago)

it's a GORDON GARTRELLE.

― gordon gartrelle (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:11 (nineteen years ago)

OK CUT IT OUT GUY ON THE PAYPHONE WHO JUST SAID "NO, I LOVE YOU MORE. No, I MISS YOU SO MUCH."

― blastcap master rapper (gbx), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:11 (nineteen years ago)

eeeewwwwwwwwwwwww

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:12 (nineteen years ago)

http://img01.picoodle.com/img/img01/7/3/21/f_hunterwhiskm_c126e5f.jpg

― break machine (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:12 (nineteen years ago)

CONGRATULATIONS, YOU WIN THE UNIVERSE

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:13 (nineteen years ago)

gbx, just stop answering when he calls.

― John Justen wheedly wheedly whee chugga chugga whee dunt dunt dunt (John Justen), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:13 (nineteen years ago)

WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW BRIAN YOU ARE SO OTM

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:13 (nineteen years ago)

it would be better if he was actually talking to someone on the other end of the phone. : (

― gordon gartrelle (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:13 (nineteen years ago)

brian, it's time for performance reviews and U GET RAISE

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:14 (nineteen years ago)

age 3 years in oak = kudos

xp the guy was doing fucking baby voices, but was also definitely not talking to a child. i nearly threw up in my mouth

― blastcap master rapper (gbx), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:14 (nineteen years ago)

best part about that whiskey: 45 minutes under deadline!

― blastcap master rapper (gbx), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:15 (nineteen years ago)

Maybe he was talking to an ocelot?

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:15 (nineteen years ago)

I would drink that. Not exactly a ringing endorsement, but still.

― John Justen wheedly wheedly whee chugga chugga whee dunt dunt dunt (John Justen), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:15 (nineteen years ago)

breaking news: fish loves water

― blastcap master rapper (gbx), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:16 (nineteen years ago)

God, I keep looking at the whiskey and the Rockettes and I keep thinking "crazed horse-faced Sage Francis girl". ^_^

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:16 (nineteen years ago)

i can't stop staring at that whisky ad

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:17 (nineteen years ago)

i'm gonna buy a bottle of whisky tonight

― blastcap master rapper (gbx), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:18 (nineteen years ago)

i think i'll have a couple of makers tonight.

― gordon gartrelle (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:19 (nineteen years ago)

drinking is stupid

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:19 (nineteen years ago)

I'm going to ditch early for the Cheesecake Factory so I can get whiskey in my belly! KUDOS TO DRINKING ALONE BEFORE THE REST OF THE PARTY SHOWS

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:19 (nineteen years ago)

DRINKER: So, friend, what shall we drink tonight?
DRINKER PAL: H'mmm...I say: whisky!
DRINKER: Excellent! But, pray, what sort of whisky?
DRINKER PAL: UH...
DRINKER: Agreed!

― blastcap master rapper (gbx), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:19 (nineteen years ago)

oh man i am bored

― blastcap master rapper (gbx), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:20 (nineteen years ago)

drinking is easy to make stupid money off of

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:20 (nineteen years ago)

OKAY SERIOUSLY ENOUGH WITH SAND IN VAGINA. IT IS DISPLACING VALUABLE BOOZE.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:21 (nineteen years ago)

For your information, MW, I haven't had anything to drink in almost 3 days.

And the last 3 days have SUCKED compared to the week before.

― break machine (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:21 (nineteen years ago)

drinking is stupid

these are fightin words

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:21 (nineteen years ago)

it's funny how defensive people get when you say drinking is stupid.

okay no more sand!

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:22 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, quit jerkfacin'

― blastcap master rapper (gbx), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:22 (nineteen years ago)

yeah sorry!

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:23 (nineteen years ago)

secretly yr right, though. whenever i think about the money i've spent on booze and all the sweet other stuff i've ever wanted i sort of well up a bit

― blastcap master rapper (gbx), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:23 (nineteen years ago)

hey I made onion soup and it was okay and then I added vermouth and it got awesome. THAT'S WHAT DRINKS DO.

― break machine (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:23 (nineteen years ago)

Actually, the best thing about drinking is that it is stupid. Beautifully, soul-affirmingly stupid.

― John Justen wheedly wheedly whee chugga chugga whee dunt dunt dunt (John Justen), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:25 (nineteen years ago)

THAT'S WHAT DRINKS DO.

this should be hunter whisky's slogan

― blastcap master rapper (gbx), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:26 (nineteen years ago)

so like remember how they were like oh maybe you want a promotion at work? and i was like yeah if you pay me maybe i would lol and i haven't really expressed interest to them since then?

i apparently have to do a pitch and interview with them for this job now because i am going to have it?

waht

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:38 (nineteen years ago)

my entire life is a whirlwind of do not want

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:38 (nineteen years ago)

now is the PERFECT OPPORTUNITY to incorporate the use of lol kitties into the corporate interview.

― gordon gartrelle (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:41 (nineteen years ago)

walk in:

sup.jpg

(i wish i were awake enough to search for them)

― gordon gartrelle (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:42 (nineteen years ago)

http://img02.picoodle.com/img/img02/7/3/21/f_huntervodkam_9fccf62.jpg

― break machine (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 23:09 (nineteen years ago)

http://radio.javaranch.com/mikec/images/Pet_Kung_Fu.jpg

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 23:20 (nineteen years ago)

http://img01.picoodle.com/img/img01/7/3/21/f_hunterbeerm_cdf8305.jpg

― break machine (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 23:40 (nineteen years ago)

hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 23:49 (nineteen years ago)

i like the subtle UH.jpg on the vodka

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 23:56 (nineteen years ago)

ooh that is a nice touch

― blastcap master rapper (gbx), Thursday, 22 March 2007 00:52 (nineteen years ago)

Okay so tonight I have consumed:

one (1) Maker's Mark
one (1) Absolut Peppar + vodka
one (1) ultimate margarita
one (1) sauvignon blanc

One of my dinner companions declared me a hero for not sticking with one drink all night, so I retract some of what I said re: my 30something friends.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 22 March 2007 01:11 (nineteen years ago)

I forgot to buy whisky!

― blastcap master rapper (gbx), Thursday, 22 March 2007 01:32 (nineteen years ago)

1 - Black label (can)
1 - Stella (pint)
1 - Blue Moon "Spring" seasonal (pint. DO NOT WANT.jpg)
1 - Lime Kamakazi (not pint)
1 - Summit pale (pint)
1 - Dream of Hunter whiskey (age 3)
1 - Grape Kamakazi (still not pint. Also, $3 Kami special at bar used to explain bad choices)
1 - Summit pale (pint)
1 - Bad decision to design drink called "Sinus Infection", to be consumed during next "FB and John punish themselves with liquor" night.
1 - PBR (can, non-tallboy)

― John Justen wheedly wheedly whee chugga chugga whee dunt dunt dunt (John Justen), Thursday, 22 March 2007 06:17 (nineteen years ago)

you guys are all heroes :D

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 22 March 2007 07:19 (nineteen years ago)

guys i just drank yuengling, i feel like a pussy next to you both.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 11:52 (nineteen years ago)

Man, if I had introduced beer into my mix it would have been a hectic day today.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 22 March 2007 13:05 (nineteen years ago)

http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/3412/pandakw1ih5.gif

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 22 March 2007 13:24 (nineteen years ago)

guys I have not had anything to drink since sunday ;_;

but I think tomorrow late will be gin & techno at a gay bar!

― break machine (Brian Miller), Thursday, 22 March 2007 13:27 (nineteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/179/429845282_049f3846c0.jpg
^^^^^^^^^^ want ^^^^^^^^^^^^^

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 13:39 (nineteen years ago)

uh when did amtrak tickets become like $30000 each.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 13:52 (nineteen years ago)

Hello. This is less boring than ilx.

Dan, you will be compensated with stock.

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Thursday, 22 March 2007 13:54 (nineteen years ago)

brian we saw you at komi last night. you seemed enchanted in conversation so i didn't get your attention. plus it's dark in there. we were sitting at a table to your northwest.

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 March 2007 13:58 (nineteen years ago)

haha holy crap I totally forgot you dudes would be there! I got out of work around 9 and was like "dang, I need some good dinner" so I thought they might have a table open but alas, no.

How was it?

― break machine (Brian Miller), Thursday, 22 March 2007 13:59 (nineteen years ago)

I had Alberto's instead, so it turned out okay.

― break machine (Brian Miller), Thursday, 22 March 2007 14:02 (nineteen years ago)

i wish i had alberto's right now

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 14:07 (nineteen years ago)

food good
service? ehhh. too chatty for my tastes, klg dug it, our companion didn't.

also? we ordered at 7:45 and did not get our main courses until after 10-they had major problems in the kitchen? and the pacing was really really off. the big hits were the dates stuffed with gorgonzola, the mini pita gyros, and the salt! the salt on my venison: amazing. but yeah, the service was way too slow even for slow food. they did acknowledge it and tried to give us more booze, but seriously, i was done with that place by ten.

*end of yuppie rant*

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 March 2007 14:07 (nineteen years ago)

also we thought they were done with mini dishes at the beginning because there was a long long pause but then we got more? and there was this weird lady staring at me and our companion all throughout our dinner--she looked bored with her date.

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 March 2007 14:09 (nineteen years ago)

whoa wait it took you TWO HOURS to get food? what the fuck?

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 14:10 (nineteen years ago)

the pacing is meant to be slow there, i think, but not that slow.

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 March 2007 14:13 (nineteen years ago)

i would've eaten the waiter by that point

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 14:15 (nineteen years ago)

well they kept bringing out the mini dishes, so we weren't hungry, it was just the expectation, of when you order dinner in America, it will be on the table within an hour or so.

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 March 2007 14:18 (nineteen years ago)

hi dudes i'm on teh radio tonight and pete's gonna be there for banterin' purposes so y'all should listen ok? www.wmucradio.com

only good songs, promise!

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 22 March 2007 14:23 (nineteen years ago)

this is why i only eat in bars

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 14:24 (nineteen years ago)

yeah there's about 8 or so courses becore the mains

― break machine (Brian Miller), Thursday, 22 March 2007 14:24 (nineteen years ago)

not an xpost, zack's radio show is the reason why i eat food in bars.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 14:24 (nineteen years ago)

7am meetings do not want

i didn't really pull my weight for the Raiders last night, having consumed only one (1) Budweiser tall boy. sorry dudes ;_;

― blastcap master rapper (gbx), Thursday, 22 March 2007 14:25 (nineteen years ago)

fuck. i have a fuckin shakespeare play (in french! with holograms!) tonight.

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 March 2007 14:26 (nineteen years ago)

oh right i should mention it's from 8-10 pm est. HOWEVER since there's nobody on after me and i'm probably gonna have more than 2 hrs of music i wanna force on people i'll likely keep going until the mysterious and potentially salacious "?"

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 22 March 2007 14:27 (nineteen years ago)

good, maybe i can catch some. at the very least i will prank call during intermission

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 March 2007 14:28 (nineteen years ago)

wait, holograms?

also dear internets: jersey city is not in lower and/or downtown manhattan please stop trying to tell me it is i mean seriously, internets, who are you, eisbar? hurting?

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 14:30 (nineteen years ago)

We are all the internets.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 22 March 2007 14:34 (nineteen years ago)

wait isn't staten island in downtown nyc/part of wall street????

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 March 2007 14:35 (nineteen years ago)

staten island is actually part of canada

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 14:38 (nineteen years ago)

we doin HUNAN or what

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 March 2007 14:39 (nineteen years ago)

THIS JUST IN: UPPER NEW YORK BAY ACTUALLY INTERNATIONAL WATERS

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 22 March 2007 14:41 (nineteen years ago)

i live in one of chicago's western suburbs!

― blastcap master rapper (gbx), Thursday, 22 March 2007 14:41 (nineteen years ago)

no, chicago has been annexed by new york, you live in long island now.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 14:43 (nineteen years ago)

wait hunan today?

― break machine (Brian Miller), Thursday, 22 March 2007 14:44 (nineteen years ago)

i think so

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 14:45 (nineteen years ago)

that would be awesome I am about to have a heart attack from work and could use the salt & MSG to put me over the edge.

― break machine (Brian Miller), Thursday, 22 March 2007 14:47 (nineteen years ago)

Yes, I shall be drinking with tuomas in helsinki in three weeks.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 22 March 2007 14:47 (nineteen years ago)

i could use a plate of bacon and a glass of orange juice right now.

― gordon gartrelle (chicago kevin), Thursday, 22 March 2007 14:48 (nineteen years ago)

or a glass of bacon and a plate of orange juice for that matter.

― gordon gartrelle (chicago kevin), Thursday, 22 March 2007 14:48 (nineteen years ago)

ed, thank you for answering the question no one was brave enough to ask.

also please to not do anything tuomas might do.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 14:49 (nineteen years ago)

i think i'll invent some sort of tin box in which bacon will be sold and kept warm. i imagine it will need a perforated bottom for bacon grease drainage. i envision something a little bit bigger than a pack of cigarettes. maybe like a thinner version of a pack of band-aids.

anyway, i've got bacon on the brain again.

― gordon gartrelle (chicago kevin), Thursday, 22 March 2007 14:50 (nineteen years ago)

hunan at 1230?

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 22 March 2007 14:54 (nineteen years ago)

THIS IS AWESOME, DC AND HASTINGS ARE MERGING INTO A UNITED FRONT

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 22 March 2007 14:55 (nineteen years ago)

I will be in helsinki in june and avoiding tuomas at all costs

― break machine (Brian Miller), Thursday, 22 March 2007 14:56 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.mcphee.com/pixlarge/11706.jpg

― break machine (Brian Miller), Thursday, 22 March 2007 14:56 (nineteen years ago)

dan together we can perhaps take over new ilx and make it our bitch

also 12:30 is fine!

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

avoiding tuomas? dude i wanna meet that dude - always plenty of chicks good brews CRAZY shit happens around him.

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 22 March 2007 14:58 (nineteen years ago)

I have drunk with tuomas before and it is not something to be passed up on. Our night included, drunk violent russians, borscht, a pub quiz, pretty girls, a lot of beers, dancing and salmiakki.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 22 March 2007 15:00 (nineteen years ago)

yeah no everything surrounding tuomas is awesome except for the whole raves thing, it's just that he seems like the world's biggest tool.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 15:00 (nineteen years ago)

I dunno, I feel like maybe a lot of that is just how Helsinki rolls.

― break machine (Brian Miller), Thursday, 22 March 2007 15:00 (nineteen years ago)

He is not in the slightest. He is absolutely lovely he just lives in a different world.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 22 March 2007 15:01 (nineteen years ago)

xpost good to have a guide.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 22 March 2007 15:01 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.flickr.com/photos/dotcommunist/sets/72057594053181431/

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 22 March 2007 15:01 (nineteen years ago)

see i told you dude

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 22 March 2007 15:01 (nineteen years ago)

yeah I got other peeps in the homeland, tho.

― break machine (Brian Miller), Thursday, 22 March 2007 15:03 (nineteen years ago)

you love everyone, pete, i refuse to take your word on any ilxor.

i will take ed's though.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 15:04 (nineteen years ago)

I feel like if I'm in Helsinki and am fated to party with Tuomas it will just happen.

― break machine (Brian Miller), Thursday, 22 March 2007 15:07 (nineteen years ago)

that is the way i approach my life too, brian

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 15:09 (nineteen years ago)

i want to drink beer in helsinki

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 March 2007 15:09 (nineteen years ago)

That is your homeland, I did not know.

do not take my advice, I love everyone.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 22 March 2007 15:10 (nineteen years ago)

well, part of my homeland. But I think all my ancestors were from father north and were horse thieves.

― break machine (Brian Miller), Thursday, 22 March 2007 15:13 (nineteen years ago)

ed is so blood diamonds

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 22 March 2007 15:15 (nineteen years ago)

i hate basically everyone besides you dudes :D

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 15:18 (nineteen years ago)

anyway, i've got bacon on the brain again.

-- gordon gartrelle (hohoh...), March 22nd, 2007. (chicago kevin) (later)

YES. I will invest all my dollars in your product, which should be enough to buy us a few pounds of bacon for R&D.

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Thursday, 22 March 2007 15:26 (nineteen years ago)

I will be visiting further north later this year. Let me bring you a horse for old times sake.

I will be in finland a lot till this september, let me know when and where you'll be maybe we can drink a beer.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 22 March 2007 15:26 (nineteen years ago)

that would be AWESOME. I think it's the last week in June.

― break machine (Brian Miller), Thursday, 22 March 2007 15:28 (nineteen years ago)

all my best ideas involve bacon.

― gordon gartrelle (chicago kevin), Thursday, 22 March 2007 15:28 (nineteen years ago)

dear dan

wtf were we doing, on this thread
http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?action=showall&boardid=40&threadid=13767

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 15:31 (nineteen years ago)

i mean YOU revived it

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 15:35 (nineteen years ago)

I don't know what YOU were doing but I was busy being batshit insane and making no sense. I mainly revived that thread because I found an ILM Prince thread where I accidentally posted as "Captain Butter Underpants" and I was trying to remember exactly where that insane conversation happened.

(I was also trying to out-fey Ned.)

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 22 March 2007 15:47 (nineteen years ago)

hahahahaha it is a great thread at least for the burl ives pic and the butter underpants. too bad ilx is no longer me ridiculously hitting on spencer and you smearing yourself with butter ;_;

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 15:51 (nineteen years ago)

i went down
to her hole
looked around
IT GOT OLD

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 March 2007 15:55 (nineteen years ago)

Her hole or the looking?

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Thursday, 22 March 2007 15:57 (nineteen years ago)

whole lot different from the other girls i know

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 March 2007 16:00 (nineteen years ago)

"Dude, you've been down there thirty years. Do you need a map?"

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Thursday, 22 March 2007 16:01 (nineteen years ago)

see you dudes...

:|
B|

at hunan

YAAAAAOOOOOW!

― break machine (Brian Miller), Thursday, 22 March 2007 16:23 (nineteen years ago)

Damnit I want to get back to it being where you guys go for lunch when I leave the office.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 22 March 2007 16:35 (nineteen years ago)

SO HUNGRY

― blastcap master rapper (gbx), Thursday, 22 March 2007 17:17 (nineteen years ago)

lunch was delicious :D

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 17:22 (nineteen years ago)

the walking in the sun wasn't bad either A++++

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 March 2007 17:25 (nineteen years ago)

i've still got the bacon monkey on my back. and by that i mean the metaphorical bacon monkey, akin to a "bacon jones" (that sounds like the name of a pass-rushing defensive end from clemson or something), not the literal bacon monkeys i spoke of the other day.

or were those pizza monkeys? i don't know. i want bacon. or pizza.

― gordon gartrelle (chicago kevin), Thursday, 22 March 2007 17:25 (nineteen years ago)

meeting poss job prospect tomorrow!(?)

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 22 March 2007 17:26 (nineteen years ago)

haha i look like a homeless person tho, week of couch-crashing tends to do that to me

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 22 March 2007 17:27 (nineteen years ago)

also i dreamed of stressful jukebox selections with people looking over my shoulder judging me should i quit drinking now y/n

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 22 March 2007 17:27 (nineteen years ago)

ok srsly why do you open yourself up for easy, easy jokes xpost

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 17:27 (nineteen years ago)

well i look even more like a homeless person than usual, it's shocking but true

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 22 March 2007 17:31 (nineteen years ago)

i've got a shopping cart full of empty HUNTER VODKA bottles and i keep advising anne hathaway to quit her job and hop trains with me

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 22 March 2007 17:32 (nineteen years ago)

I would have traded all of my crappy lunch pizzas for Chinese food in a heartbeat ;_;

Also thx for getting Crystal Waters stuck in my head, jerks.

― La Da Di, La Da Da, La Da Di, La Da Da, La Da Di, La Da Da, La Da Di, La Da Da, , Thursday, 22 March 2007 17:32 (nineteen years ago)

okay

stupid question of the day. i can't see where the uh is on the HA3 vodka bottle.

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 March 2007 17:35 (nineteen years ago)

ok do i
a) take the plunge and stay at a hotel that hotwire refuses to tell me the name of or anything about it other than it is a 3 star hotel from a major supplier
b) stay in a place that is two bedrooms for some fucking reason on UWS
c) just realize that it isn't like i'm going to go to bed anyway and bum showers from friends in exchange for beers (or just not shower and drink beer myself)
d) just go fucking stay at the Pennsylvania and be convenient to myself even though it is slightly more $$$

xpost mw you are fired

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 17:36 (nineteen years ago)

re option a) hotwire will not refund or cancel my reservation if they decide to like put me in some place with a shared bathroom or some crazy euro style shit like that, and i just cannot handle that kind of thing.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 17:37 (nineteen years ago)

IN MY SLEEP I SEE HER BEGGING, PREACHING, PLEASE
ALTHOUGH THE FAULT IS NOT MINE
I ASK GOD WHY
GOD, WHY???????

(PS: C, ThePennsylvania is the fucking end of the world in every imaginable way)

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 22 March 2007 17:38 (nineteen years ago)

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 22 March 2007 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

3 star hotel=doubtful you'd share a bathroom?

also, who wants to write me a letter of recommendation?

b) sounds good

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 March 2007 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

I mean, maybe they've "finished renovations" since I stayed there 5 years ago and it is no longer front for crack-whore rats but still, SKETCHY MCSKETCHERS, RUN DO NOT WALK TOWARDS A YMCA, IT IS THAT BAD

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 22 March 2007 17:41 (nineteen years ago)

I KNOW THAT ABOUT THE PENNSYLVANIA

I WILL WRITE ALL OF THESE LETTERS OF RECOMMENDATION BUT ONLY IF THEY CAN BE IN ALL CAPS

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 17:41 (nineteen years ago)

SOUNDS GOOD

STILL DONT SEE THE UH

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 March 2007 17:42 (nineteen years ago)

the hotwire thing is just sketching me out because i do not like their FUCK U NO REFUND policy that is stated in big letters right by "book room" 8[

XPOST THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU SON, IT IS RIGHT ON THE BOTTLE! IT IS NOT THE "UH" IT IS THE...HUNTER DAD I GUESS THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 17:42 (nineteen years ago)

i like the subtle UH.jpg on the vodka
-- gin and sonic (garance8...), March 21st, 2007. (later)

Does "uh" in this sentence refer to the graphic? the hunter age 3 dad? i thought you meant "uh" like the word uh.

uh, i'm gonna go hang out in the stacks.

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 March 2007 17:45 (nineteen years ago)

yes the graphic is colloquially known as UH.jpg.

are you sure you are the mw that has been posting here for like ages and i just went to lunch with?

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 17:46 (nineteen years ago)

maybe i should call tom about my hotel conundrum and see what he thinks what with him being the person who is staying with me and all that.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 17:48 (nineteen years ago)

tho u r all welcome to stay with me too :D

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 17:49 (nineteen years ago)

You'll need at least two others to help fend off zombie crackheads at ye olde Penn.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 22 March 2007 17:53 (nineteen years ago)

richard says go with hotwire so i am taking the plunge because tom won't text me back.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

big decisions!

i am trying to decide between bad pizza for lunch or bad something else. i will probably decide on pizza.

jerkstore: i will write you a LOR if you write me one.

― blastcap master rapper (gbx), Thursday, 22 March 2007 18:19 (nineteen years ago)

also: i had a dream last night where i infiltrated the DPRK, blew up a building with a cell phone and then killed a guy with a knife i stole from the kitchen

analysis, plz

― blastcap master rapper (gbx), Thursday, 22 March 2007 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

you are michael bay

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 22 March 2007 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

i can live with that

― the the wave wave (gbx), Thursday, 22 March 2007 18:33 (nineteen years ago)

guys nu-ilx is amazing

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 22 March 2007 18:35 (nineteen years ago)

i'm staying out of that one

― the the wave wave (gbx), Thursday, 22 March 2007 18:37 (nineteen years ago)

there are levels of not-getting-it in that thread unmatched by any since the time tuomas asked what the difference between chrises rock and tucker was, which was like a month ago

AND IT REALLY CAME TOGETHER WHEN THE HOOSTEEN SANG ALONG

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 22 March 2007 18:39 (nineteen years ago)

uhhh that thread wtf

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 19:02 (nineteen years ago)

xp you know there is something i can't quite put my finger on about hoosteen's posting style that just drives me utterly fucking insane.

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 22 March 2007 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

it is possibly the way that 89% of his posts are some variant of "OTM" towards really not OTM people?

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 19:18 (nineteen years ago)

yes, right, that would be it

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 22 March 2007 19:27 (nineteen years ago)

also the time that he tried to tell me that gang of four played like jazz musicians

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 22 March 2007 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

well EVERYONE knows that's true

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

it almost feels like old ilx over there, what with the levels of stupidity

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 March 2007 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

Horseshoe, HI DERE, dan m, and what, Nabisco, ghost rider, Mr Que OTM.

jaymc on Thursday, March 22, 2007 3:25 PM (24 minutes ago)

^^^^^^^^^^^ this is the funniest thing ever been written if you just read it like you are not an ilxor, or perhaps you are the lex or something.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

river wolf, pretzel walrus, 69, I DIED, the schef otm

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 22 March 2007 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

hi DC folks. ghost rider, btw u r very funny when you're irritated by Britishers! I hate myself and everyone else for that thread, though.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 22 March 2007 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

ok so is it going overboard to post SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LIMEY RETARD at lj

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

i'm reading all the otm posts to the tune of teachers by daft punk

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:00 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, I saw that you posted that, Ally, and you rule.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:00 (nineteen years ago)

hi horseshoe, you said the most sensible thing on that that thread, so don't worry. i think it's time to let it die tho, it's just ethan, kenan, and louis jagger now. and frankly i have no proof that all of those people aren't just one bored performance artist, or possibly a robot.

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

i basically wanted to use the word retard to watch the british people freak the fuck out about how no one can say that and how offensive that word is the way they always do whenever an american calls something retarded on ilx. the bastions of sensitivity.

also, because louis is a completely retarded person.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:02 (nineteen years ago)

if i see one more picture of that fucker in a goddamned dress i am going to rip my eyes out

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:02 (nineteen years ago)

Why is calling someone a "retard" acceptable, but taking the piss out of a black man for something unrelated to his colour isn't?

ailsa on Thursday, March 22, 2007 4:03 PM (1 minute ago)

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

i should try to get myself banned y/n

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:06 (nineteen years ago)

I think racist image threads are my catnip/kryptonite. :( I should take a walk.

xpost: can I just be a bitch? god, Ailsa is 1/2 the reason I couldn't just ignore that thread.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:06 (nineteen years ago)

no, Ally! think of ILNFL!

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:06 (nineteen years ago)

I CANNOT STAND AILSA AND ALMOST QUIT ILX BECAUSE SHE STARTED POSTING HORRIBLE, MOUTHY, SMUG BULLSHIT TO EVERY SINGLE FUCKING THREAD FOR LIKE A MONTH STRAIGHT. SRSLY PLEASE DO NOT CLICK ON THREADS TITLED "MASCARA" IF YOU DO NOT WEAR MAKEUP AND HAVE NO INTEREST IN DOING SO YOU TERRIBLE AWFUL CUNT. JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE CUDDLED UP TO THE SYS ADMINS DOESN'T MEAN ANYONE HERE NEEDS TO LIKE YOU, NOR DOES IT MEAN YOU SHOULD POST INTELLIGENCE-INSULTING "OPINIONS" EVERYWHERE.

ARRRRRGH I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER SO MUCH

I NEEDED TO VENT THAT

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

i feel much better now :D

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

i mean clicking on the parenting thread to go on about how she thinks having a baby is bollocks--wtf drugs are you on, that is like beyond kate the saint territory.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

ailsa = willful misunderstanding

― the the wave wave (gbx), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

i will read these internets no longer forever, if i knew any of these people in reality i would've AT LEAST spit in their beer by now.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, OTM. and she's not dumb, she's just inexplicably judgy mcsitsonhigh about EVERY FUCKING THING. the attitude: I don't understand it. so when she was all, you Americans are the real racists, I kind of licked my chops. this is my confession.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

(OTM to Ally's rant about Ailsa.)

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:12 (nineteen years ago)

i think we can all safely blame all of this on john elway

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:12 (nineteen years ago)

i think ailsa and jaymc (when he's being purposefully obtuse) should be locked in a thread together and neither let out until only one is still alive. there can only be one.

at most.

― gordon gartrelle (chicago kevin), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:13 (nineteen years ago)

jaymc would win because he probably has a spreadsheet detailing all of ailsa's weaknesses.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

:( jaymc is so nice, though. Ailsa is unnecessarily mean.

yeah, I kiss PP for bringing the Chompers of Elway into that thread.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.encorecelebrities.com/gallery/sports/john_elway_large.jpg
^^^ 8[

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

Yes, Nabisco, I can read. Thanks for asking.

ailsa on Thursday, March 22, 2007 3:16 PM (16 seconds ago)

grrrr!

okay, I'm done. I promise.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

SHUT UP BLACK MAN I WILL TELL YOU WHAT IS RACIST

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT JMZ ON THE INTERNETS

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

aw, I love you guys. now I'm really done.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

man i wish i could find the website again with the teddy bear and all the celebrities holding it. i can't remember what the bear's name was meant to be though. that would've gotten us all on the bright side.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

that teddy bears name was Peyton Manning

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

wait i found it :D
http://www.wicket.us/website_pictures/DerekJeter.jpg

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT JMZ ON THE INTERNETS

will you talk about the L train then?

― gordon gartrelle (chicago kevin), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:21 (nineteen years ago)

welcome to jeter's funeral home, i am so sorry for your loss

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:21 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.wicket.us/website_pictures/ARod.jpg
ok this party is out of control

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:21 (nineteen years ago)

hahahaha

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:22 (nineteen years ago)

oh man i really wanna make a great zing on LJ's "cockmaster" comment but i'm not allowing myself to post on that thread anymore ;_;

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:22 (nineteen years ago)

DO IT

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:22 (nineteen years ago)

wait i just realize that derek jeter signed an autograph to an inanimate object, maybe my mom IS right and he's got mild "specialness"

xpost christ there's a cockmaster comment now?

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

mr que remind me to buy you a drink when i get back to dc, you are v v funny

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:24 (nineteen years ago)

pls to keep baiting lj forever

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:24 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha zr i stopped myself from making the very same zing ;_;

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

Derek Jeter has always seemed a bit "special" to me. also, your mom is clearly a genius of our time.

yeah, Kevin and Mr. Que are being funny in That Motherfucking Thread. LJ really has to be a robot.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

i kind of have a crush on derek jeter, he makes me think of a kitty.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:27 (nineteen years ago)

derek jeter is v brave

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

the bravest little billionaire ;_;

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:31 (nineteen years ago)

Ally, generally you have an eye for the cute boys, but we must part ways at Jeter.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

i just like how he hops around and looks kind of dim and all that, he is like a tiny kitty and i guess i like that in my shortstops.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

wait this is pretty much the same reason you liked dog latin

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

he is like a tiny kitty and i guess i like that in my shortstops
he is like a tiny kitty and i guess i like that in my shortstops
he is like a tiny kitty and i guess i like that in my shortstops
he is like a tiny kitty and i guess i like that in my shortstops
he is like a tiny kitty and i guess i like that in my shortstops

Reason # 1,2398,780 old ilx is better than new ilx

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:36 (nineteen years ago)

wtf old spice, why did you only last 9 hours today? appologies in advance fellow bus riders.

― gordon gartrelle (chicago kevin), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:36 (nineteen years ago)

guys that's right i DO like dog latin :D

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

ban ally

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:42 (nineteen years ago)

buy ban, kevin

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:42 (nineteen years ago)

guys i kiss you all, every single one of you delivered major lols today

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:43 (nineteen years ago)

there is nothing wrong with dog latin, he is totally harmless and special and brave. do you guys all hate corky too?

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:43 (nineteen years ago)

fuck that limey

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

ZR OTM

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:46 (nineteen years ago)

you guys are v unsensitive

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:46 (nineteen years ago)

FORTY FIVE MINUTES THEN THE SWEET RELEASE OF SLEEP.

― gordon gartrelle (chicago kevin), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:46 (nineteen years ago)

ADVANCE THE WEEDION

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:48 (nineteen years ago)

(btw even if that is the wrong sleep it shouldn't be yo!)

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:48 (nineteen years ago)

WEED FORESTIN

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:48 (nineteen years ago)

sell dogs, walk weed

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

speaking of corky, we're totally booking his band for the Flying Dawkins opening block party

http://www.chrisburke.org/

― break machine (Brian Miller), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:50 (nineteen years ago)

wake me when this thread, inevitably, comes around to tipping.

-- chicago kevin on Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:15 (21 minutes ago)

MEGAROFFLES

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:52 (nineteen years ago)

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:52 (nineteen years ago)

omg i lost yaaaaow.png

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

ha! what was that thing you said on one of the tipping threads, Ally? about how British people don't have teeth/tipping? that was awesome.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

alex...have you...have you learned not to post yaaaaow.png?

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

WEED FORESTIN
-- maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (pelagi...) (webmail), Today 8:48 PM. (Party with me Punker) (later) (link)

original sebadonuts lineup played in chicago last night and i totally spaced on it. : (

― gordon gartrelle (chicago kevin), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

eric gaffney on the drums!

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

guys i say so many things, i can't really remember any of them specifically :\

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

i mean it is rare for me to actually shut up, is the thing.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

guys I have had "desert island" by the magnetic fields in my head all day, but have made it "drinkin island".

It sounds like a pretty cool place.

― break machine (Brian Miller), Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

ARRGH I HAVE AN ALL ELECTRONIC SONG IN MY HEAD and all I can remember is the melody!! And because it has no words, I can't search for it ANYWHERE and I can't remember the artist! It's making me loopy. Er.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:05 (nineteen years ago)

ILL KEEP CHUGGIN BEERZ
ILL KEEP CHUGGIN BEERZ

^^^^the bridge to Drinkin Island, obv.

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:05 (nineteen years ago)

i declare the song to be country boy goes dub by the paperclip people and your dilemma is SOLVED :D

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:06 (nineteen years ago)

ally's answer is an excellent one

but laurel, you should type out a singalong of the song and we'll try to figure it out.

― break machine (Brian Miller), Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:07 (nineteen years ago)

Yes that band I've never heard of MUST be it. No, see, the thing is that I think I own it, and I really want to listen to it, and I've been scrolling through my iTunes for ages but there's a LOT of stuff on here and nothing is bringing the memories.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:08 (nineteen years ago)

well here is the thing you should go get yourself some paperclip people because they are the best

― break machine (Brian Miller), Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:09 (nineteen years ago)

did you try that spacebar website thing where you tap the melody on the space bar and it guesses the song?

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:09 (nineteen years ago)

are you sure it is electronic? because it kind of sounds like it might be tahiti by francois de roubaix.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:10 (nineteen years ago)

I think it is "popcorn" by hot butter

― break machine (Brian Miller), Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:10 (nineteen years ago)

It's all in bloops. Or doos. Roundish open keyboard sounds that don't sound like any real instrument at all.

Doot doo-doot, doot doo doot doot / Doot doo-doot, doot doo doot doot /

WAIT WHAT SPACE BAR WEBSITE??

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:12 (nineteen years ago)

if you are TOMBOT then it is "King of Snake"

― break machine (Brian Miller), Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:12 (nineteen years ago)

king of snake has lyrics

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:13 (nineteen years ago)

I found space bar tapper site, it suggested a WHOLE BUNCH of really unhelpful things like 2LiveCrew, Thin Lizzy, and the Ghostbusters theme. :(

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:14 (nineteen years ago)

it's clearly crazy frog

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:14 (nineteen years ago)

fill in these lines with the musical notation

http://www.music-mind.com/Music/Srm0001.GIF

― break machine (Brian Miller), Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:14 (nineteen years ago)

2LiveCrew, Thin Lizzy, and the Ghostbusters theme

this is totally my next DJ night

― break machine (Brian Miller), Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:15 (nineteen years ago)

laurel i think the solution is for you to put on a mix that consists of 2LiveCrew, thin lizzy, and the ghostbusters theme immediately.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:16 (nineteen years ago)

guys i want to play this game too, what song am i thinking about :D

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:16 (nineteen years ago)

Witchy Woman?

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:18 (nineteen years ago)

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:19 (nineteen years ago)

never gonna give you up

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:19 (nineteen years ago)

i.e. i am starting all my posts with i.e. from now on.

― gordon gartrelle (chicago kevin), Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:20 (nineteen years ago)

no, that is the song pete is thinking about

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:20 (nineteen years ago)

oh right, i meant "together forever"

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:21 (nineteen years ago)

ally you are thinking of country boy goes dub

― break machine (Brian Miller), Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:21 (nineteen years ago)

Never Gonna Give You Up [Escape To New York Mix - Edit]

― break machine (Brian Miller), Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:22 (nineteen years ago)

brian you win a beer :D xpost frowny face

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:22 (nineteen years ago)

although now i am thinking of rio by duran duran

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:23 (nineteen years ago)

so my new job is pretty hard. I sit around doing nothing and getting paid for it like a pensioner and then one day I will be told to go get my picture taken and have to actually work.

this helps a lot with finding time to write my paper due this monday.

I loudly told a couple of Larouche pamphleteers to FUCK OFF at the dupont circle north exit. they were complaining about Al Gore's Oscar-winning lies. I said FUCK OFF.

bed bath & beyond is staffed with a lot of very slow-moving people who don't have much of a clue. That's why I had to yell at somebody.

― TOMB07 (trm), Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:25 (nineteen years ago)

uh hi tom are you going to actually answer my text messages? kind of importanter than internets?

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:26 (nineteen years ago)

ok seriously something is wrong with the vibrate/beep function of my phone, sorry

goddamn amtrak, yes we can do this, it is a vacation, it is not saving for retirement

― TOMB07 (trm), Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:27 (nineteen years ago)

it's not actually a vacation, i mean it is like a day

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:29 (nineteen years ago)

good job guys, today you've once again proven yourselves to be just about the only non-dumber-than-bag-o-hammers posters on teh internets!

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:30 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, DC wins.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:31 (nineteen years ago)

i seriously want to shoot myself in the head after that business.

― gordon gartrelle (chicago kevin), Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:32 (nineteen years ago)

i have prince song "controversy" in my head right now, have been listening to 1981 box set again!

i have been in meetings/super busy all afternoon, so i was just catching up & clicked on that other thread.. and.. uh.. i'm like, wow, that is racist
10000 post argument follows

why, why, why.

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:33 (nineteen years ago)

I still kind of want to shoot myself in the head. I keep talking to LJ, guys. it's like, a disease.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:34 (nineteen years ago)

A sweet, luscious disease.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:35 (nineteen years ago)

covered in treacle

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:37 (nineteen years ago)

I guess Oxford will just let any old body in, huh?

xpost ew you guys

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:37 (nineteen years ago)

quite an illegally delicious disease

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:37 (nineteen years ago)

GUYS THIS IS THE BEST
http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/2527/ilxfi3.jpg

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:39 (nineteen years ago)

Guys, I leave the internets alone for 1 (one) band rehearsal and you all go fucking mental about big lips.

I think racist image threads are my catnip/kryptonite. :( I should take a walk.

I think racist image threads are my catnip/kryptonite. :( I should take a walk wank.

fixed

More wine or should I hit the armagnac or the genevers?

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:39 (nineteen years ago)

I keep talking to LJ, guys. it's like, a disease.

!!!!

i just came here to say "why am i still replying to him?"

i need drinks now, i'm not sure i can wait until 10 o'clock.

― gordon gartrelle (chicago kevin), Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:41 (nineteen years ago)

i'm going home. fight the good fight dc.

― gordon gartrelle (chicago kevin), Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:42 (nineteen years ago)

DRINK DRINKS DUDE

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:43 (nineteen years ago)

fuck this I can't remember the strikethrough tag because of ~~insanity~~ wine.

and now we have poxyfuled the sandbox

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:43 (nineteen years ago)

well it is obviously working for both of us

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:45 (nineteen years ago)

good work everyone, let's get drunk now

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:45 (nineteen years ago)

I am getting drunk with DC in spirit!

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:45 (nineteen years ago)

haha me too is the thing

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:45 (nineteen years ago)

;_;
i am at work

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:46 (nineteen years ago)

keep up

― Drinkin' Island is four hours ahead of you (dali), Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:46 (nineteen years ago)

ok i'm getting the hell out of here, LISTEN TO ME ON TEH INTERNET RADIO OK? GOOD JAMS. bye bros.

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:46 (nineteen years ago)

ALEX COME TO THE WARD FOR SOMEONE'S BIRTHDYA, DUDE. I'll be there after 8, I have to do a bike thing first.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:47 (nineteen years ago)

tell me where and I shall listen/audiohijack it

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:47 (nineteen years ago)

DON'T WORRY LAUREL I'M HEADING OVER THERE IN LIKE TEN

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:48 (nineteen years ago)

Cool. See you lates.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:49 (nineteen years ago)

yo ed pete and i are on wmucradio.com from 8 p.m. U.S. eastern time until probably like 11, 12 or so.

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:50 (nineteen years ago)

YEAHHHHH!

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:51 (nineteen years ago)

koolaidman.jpg

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:59 (nineteen years ago)

LATER GUYS, I HAVE TO GO CODDLE MY GIMPY WIFE

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 22 March 2007 22:02 (nineteen years ago)

that's a signoff with style.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 22 March 2007 22:02 (nineteen years ago)

so, what happened today?

― the the wave wave (gbx), Thursday, 22 March 2007 22:37 (nineteen years ago)

oh god the trains here what the holy hell

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 March 2007 22:38 (nineteen years ago)

Metrorail is currently experiencing a service disruption between Fort Totten and Silver Spring stations.
Disruption details: The estimated delay is 10 minutes.
Rail line(s) affected: Red Line in direction of Shady Grove.

― break machine (Brian Miller), Thursday, 22 March 2007 22:40 (nineteen years ago)

guys i read that whole thread
WHY

― the the wave wave (gbx), Thursday, 22 March 2007 22:43 (nineteen years ago)

I have avoided doing that.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 22 March 2007 22:44 (nineteen years ago)

is it bad of me that i want LJ to be denied future opportunities for missteps made as a bisexual princetonian youth??

― the the wave wave (gbx), Thursday, 22 March 2007 22:48 (nineteen years ago)

He is a nice guy, but he is a product of the british public (read elite private) school, oxbridge system. Therefore by default he should be kept away from any kind of power. I went to the same school as him, but luckily avoided the second half of the formula, I spent far too much time with hippies and mud. The dude needs a bit of grime and he'll be alright. If he goes anywhere near politics, I am inclined to take him down.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 22 March 2007 23:22 (nineteen years ago)

I kind of love that the dc thread is now being used by NYCers for rendezvousing in places other than DC.

Just as I was starting to miss keeping up with all manor of ilx threads, the events today (even the minute amount I actually caught) has disabused me of that notion.

I leave for New Orleans for a conference on Saturday. Do we think it will a) suck or b) rool

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 22 March 2007 23:28 (nineteen years ago)

manner, even. HELLO DERE MANAGING EDITRIX HOW 'BOUT MY MAD SKILLZ?

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 22 March 2007 23:29 (nineteen years ago)

horseshoe, i'm going to uptown for drinks if yr around, holiday club, corner of irving park and sheridan. steps from the sheridan red line. i'll be there at 10 or so, dan martin may be coming as well.

― gordon gartrelle (chicago kevin), Friday, 23 March 2007 00:24 (nineteen years ago)

See, now Chicago is fapping on the dc thread! Balkanization my ass!

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 23 March 2007 00:31 (nineteen years ago)

river wolf, wanna grab a beer and watch some network television? i'm buying!

― the the wave wave (gbx), Friday, 23 March 2007 01:11 (nineteen years ago)

you're on!

― lobo del rio (gbx), Friday, 23 March 2007 01:12 (nineteen years ago)

*sigh*

― the the wave wave (gbx), Friday, 23 March 2007 01:21 (nineteen years ago)

guys the thing is that we are the best people on the internets so of course we make our plans here. multi-national conglomerate of bros.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 March 2007 02:38 (nineteen years ago)

hey newsflash

BOB MOULD IS CRYING AT THE END OF HIS SONG

;_______;

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Friday, 23 March 2007 03:20 (nineteen years ago)

;_;
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― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 March 2007 03:27 (nineteen years ago)

WAHT

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 23 March 2007 05:14 (nineteen years ago)

whoa that is next level

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 March 2007 05:19 (nineteen years ago)

Dudes, you have way better radio than us, I flipped on that station that I recorded zack and pete from last night and it seems to be wall to wall Os Mutantes style latin psychedelia.

― Ed (dali), Friday, 23 March 2007 06:49 (nineteen years ago)

http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/4712/panicdm3lq4.gif

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Friday, 23 March 2007 12:09 (nineteen years ago)

which was in fact the Italian 60s beat compilation that was after their radio shown in the iTunes library.

― Ed (dali), Friday, 23 March 2007 12:16 (nineteen years ago)

wait are you repping for your own itunes?!

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 March 2007 13:46 (nineteen years ago)

dudes i had this insane idea yesterday, and didnt drink or smoke all day. now i feel amazing. WTF SO AWES

― 69 (pete), Friday, 23 March 2007 13:49 (nineteen years ago)

Dudes, you have way better radio than us, I flipped on that station that I recorded zack and pete from last night and it seems to be wall to wall Os Mutantes style latin psychedelia.

-- Ed (dal...), March 23rd, 2007. (dali)

did you listen to the show?

― 69 (pete), Friday, 23 March 2007 13:50 (nineteen years ago)

you guys were fucking hysterical by the way. the squid and the whale routine=comedy gold.

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Friday, 23 March 2007 13:54 (nineteen years ago)

thanks dude!

― 69 (pete), Friday, 23 March 2007 13:55 (nineteen years ago)

i couldn't listen too much because i had a bunch of crap i had to do in the kitchen ;_;

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 March 2007 13:57 (nineteen years ago)

seriously, you guys should do a radio show every week. funny funny shit. you guys even fucked up shit (hi dere beach boys) funny.

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Friday, 23 March 2007 13:59 (nineteen years ago)

Not much, mornign = today programme in my bed. I shall listen tomorrow when I am hunged over.

― Ed (dali), Friday, 23 March 2007 14:04 (nineteen years ago)

take yr time playaa

― 69 (pete), Friday, 23 March 2007 14:29 (nineteen years ago)

sooooooooooo bored and antsy

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 March 2007 14:50 (nineteen years ago)

wait how do i listen to the show?

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Friday, 23 March 2007 14:59 (nineteen years ago)

TOO LATE

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Friday, 23 March 2007 15:02 (nineteen years ago)

there were instructions last night if you had paid attention

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Friday, 23 March 2007 15:02 (nineteen years ago)

yeah sooo many instructions and chit chat and "ooh this record is this"

LESS TALK MORE ROCK

― break machine (Brian Miller), Friday, 23 March 2007 15:03 (nineteen years ago)

guyyyyyyyyys someone tell me to stop posting on that asian american tv depictions thread.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 March 2007 15:06 (nineteen years ago)

http://wmucradio.com/stream_ripper/tue/ (i filled in for "its always 1994")

http://wmucradio.com/stream_ripper/thu/ (zack, then zack/me filled in for all four hours of "teenage riot vs stands from dbs")

― 69 (pete), Friday, 23 March 2007 15:07 (nineteen years ago)

dear ally:

go get some yummy coffee

love

Mr. Que

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Friday, 23 March 2007 15:08 (nineteen years ago)

thanks dooooooooooooooooood

that playlist looks good!

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Friday, 23 March 2007 15:09 (nineteen years ago)

guys i just bought coffee from KOREANS and on my way over there i saw an INDIAN how can this be in the united states of america?!?!?!

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 March 2007 15:26 (nineteen years ago)

don't worry, I live in America: right now there is a collection of signs by the flagpole on campus that say FREEDOM ISN'T FREE

so, we're holding it down over this way, basically

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Friday, 23 March 2007 15:38 (nineteen years ago)

right on dude.

guys i am bored, let's do this

ally --

[adjective]:
Visually addictive

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 March 2007 15:43 (nineteen years ago)

whoa i just put in allyzay and it said "sexually stunning," apparently ally is the name of a total hottie and/or slut according to quizgalaxy.com guys!!!!

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 March 2007 15:44 (nineteen years ago)

edward *****-**** --
[noun]:

An alien

That was a bit lame.

― Ed (dali), Friday, 23 March 2007 15:44 (nineteen years ago)

Benevolent to a fault

NOT REALLY TRUE^^^

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Friday, 23 March 2007 15:46 (nineteen years ago)

A person who likes to steal tins of tuna

OTM

― break machine (Brian Miller), Friday, 23 March 2007 15:48 (nineteen years ago)

I got "like butter in both texture and appearance" and "likes to steal tins of tuna".

It really is time to consider a diet.

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Friday, 23 March 2007 15:48 (nineteen years ago)

OH SHIT YOU DID NOT

Laurel --
[adjective]:

Pretentiously academian

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 23 March 2007 15:51 (nineteen years ago)

remind me not to invite you guys over, i don't want my cat food disappearing

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 March 2007 15:52 (nineteen years ago)

mine was slightly inaccurate; I prefer to steal whole tuna.

― break machine (Brian Miller), Friday, 23 March 2007 15:55 (nineteen years ago)

that is very difficult to pull off, they weigh like 800lbs! i am impressed.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 March 2007 15:58 (nineteen years ago)

hi Kevin, sorry I missed your post about the HC! hope you had fun!

hi everyone!

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Friday, 23 March 2007 16:06 (nineteen years ago)

hi!!! how are you? i am bored :\

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 March 2007 16:18 (nineteen years ago)

moi aussi

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Friday, 23 March 2007 16:19 (nineteen years ago)

my play last night was like being trapped in an enya video. also, my 1st cab driver yelled at me so i got out and hopped in another cab. if georgetown would just get a metro station i'd be fine. of course, that will never happen and probably can't happen.

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Friday, 23 March 2007 16:21 (nineteen years ago)

yeah the good people of georgetown don't want a metro stop because they want to keep out the riff raff. an obviously working plan.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 March 2007 16:22 (nineteen years ago)

yeah the riff raff just take the bus!

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Friday, 23 March 2007 16:23 (nineteen years ago)

i usually walk

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 March 2007 16:24 (nineteen years ago)

i would have walked but it was drizzling and i didn't want to walk uphill and plus i wanted to listen to HOT JAMZ w/ZR & PS

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Friday, 23 March 2007 16:25 (nineteen years ago)

yeah yeah in my day we had to walk uphills both ways etc. i did notice it started drizzling all weird like last night! it didn't seem to last long though. i was kind of hoping it'd rain because it'd be nicer today if it rained out, i would think.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 March 2007 16:26 (nineteen years ago)

dudes, sometimes I feel like I already know you. when I lived in DC, I was always complaining about lack of metro stop in Georgetown bc we can't have the undesirables getting into our awesome, totally fratty part of town. :(

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Friday, 23 March 2007 16:28 (nineteen years ago)

fucking Georgetown. they had all the shopping, though! bastards.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Friday, 23 March 2007 16:28 (nineteen years ago)

the temperature was perfect though! spring is the best season in DC

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Friday, 23 March 2007 16:29 (nineteen years ago)

is it cherry blossom season yet? I remember how all the tourists would stop at the top of the Metro escalators and not realize that they had to move, otherwise they'd cause a critical backup. grrrrr. cherry blossoms were pretty, though.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Friday, 23 March 2007 16:30 (nineteen years ago)

oooooh one time i got dragged to cherry blossoms with $inlaw and it was like the bataan death march i swear to god, they were tearing through the entire mall so quickly. it was POSSIBLY the most stressful day of my life?

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 March 2007 16:34 (nineteen years ago)

i love the cherry blossoms, but that's because my office marches down every year at lunchtime to check out the tidal basin, it alwys rules hard and they give us free lunch.

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Friday, 23 March 2007 16:36 (nineteen years ago)

DC is really too small to allow tourists in. they should be forced to enter a lottery or something; only a few at a time.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Friday, 23 March 2007 16:36 (nineteen years ago)

oh that would be the awesomest

xpost O. T. M!!!!!! especially since dc only seems to attract incredibly dumbass stereotypical ugly, slow, fat middle america tourists to it? who, like, apparently have never seen an escalator before, much less even imagined the concept of trains?

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 March 2007 16:37 (nineteen years ago)

the Mall is really beautiful, no jokes. I miss DC something fierce at times because of it. I was always a big sap about visiting it unless it was tourist season. then I was filled with rage.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Friday, 23 March 2007 16:38 (nineteen years ago)

i was a sap about it, too, until they tossed the WWII monument in the middle of it. now i am still sappy but less so.

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Friday, 23 March 2007 16:39 (nineteen years ago)

there are days that i get on at dupont and i just seriously consider throwing entire tour groups onto the tracks.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 March 2007 16:40 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, really, how do you not understand that when you get to the top of an escalator, you walk away in timely fashion? otherwise all those people behind you have nowhere to go? it's not rocket science.

xpost I haven't seen the WWII monument. is it terrible?

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Friday, 23 March 2007 16:40 (nineteen years ago)

have never seen an escalator before

OTM!!!

it always amazes me seeing troops of boy scouts or whoever walking in place on escalators and yelling "look at me!" to the rest of the troop. Maybe I had a very technologically advanced upbringing but for serious don't they even have escalators in malls?

― break machine (Brian Miller), Friday, 23 March 2007 16:41 (nineteen years ago)

xpost. . .and cursing them out in German!

horseshoe, i don't think it is terrible once you get inside the actual monument, but from a distance it looks pretty awful in my opinion

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Friday, 23 March 2007 16:41 (nineteen years ago)

the WWII monument is nice actually but it's just in a really odd position, and it's not very inviting from the outside view, i think? it's weird.

and yes!!! people being all amazed by escalators!! i mean ok the dupont one is approximately 87 miles long so i can understand taking a picture of it but, srsly? it's not a ride? it's just an escalator? chill out? and yes when you get to the top MOVE.

though really honestly? the worst is actually the people who live in dc who rush up the escalator but then come to a DEAD STOP when they get to the top couple steps and just stand there and wait. wtf is that about?!

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 March 2007 16:44 (nineteen years ago)

so many of the tourists act like they just stepped onto the set of logan's run or something when they're in the train stations, it's totally bizarre.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 March 2007 16:45 (nineteen years ago)

escalators confuse people in the craziest ways possible. i've never seen anyone been as confused by, say, an elevator.

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Friday, 23 March 2007 16:46 (nineteen years ago)

clearly I have to visit DC soon and see this WWII memorial. and give any clueless tourists the death glare.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Friday, 23 March 2007 16:47 (nineteen years ago)

As was pointed out during the design phase of the WWII memorial, it's not so bad if you have the same taste in architecture as Hitler.

― break machine (Brian Miller), Friday, 23 March 2007 16:47 (nineteen years ago)

;_;
my workplace makes you enter the floor you're going to BEFORE you get on an elevator so now i have a habit of being confused by regular elevators and not entering my floor in a timely fashion because i think the elevator knows.

xpost yes yes visit DC!

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 March 2007 16:47 (nineteen years ago)

ally that is some spaceage shit you got there

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Friday, 23 March 2007 16:49 (nineteen years ago)

i actually work on the set of logan's run ;_;

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 March 2007 16:50 (nineteen years ago)

Ally as britisher, have your tips got smaller?

― Ed (dali), Friday, 23 March 2007 16:52 (nineteen years ago)

tips are still 15%-20%, and dollar per drink in bars!

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 March 2007 16:52 (nineteen years ago)

http://kissmesuzy.blogspot.com/2007/03/offseason-adventures-of-michael-vick_22.html

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 23 March 2007 16:53 (nineteen years ago)

your passport is still blue then.

― Ed (dali), Friday, 23 March 2007 16:57 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.ilxor.com:8080/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=40&threadid=52879#unread

― Ed (dali), Friday, 23 March 2007 16:59 (nineteen years ago)

ahahahaha

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 March 2007 17:00 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.projectplato.com/Tipping%20Point%20chart.GIF

― break machine (Brian Miller), Friday, 23 March 2007 17:05 (nineteen years ago)

can i just say that i'm thrilled by how much ppl love mindy kaling on That Other Racism Thread? because she is great.

also, we frenched once.

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Friday, 23 March 2007 17:27 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, sweet, there's ANOTHER racism thread?

― John Justen wheedly wheedly whee chugga chugga whee dunt dunt dunt (John Justen), Friday, 23 March 2007 17:31 (nineteen years ago)

it looks like this:

that'sracist.gif
apu.jpg
funny_talkin.wav

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Friday, 23 March 2007 17:33 (nineteen years ago)

dear doctor, thank you for the xanax now maybe my body will stop attacking me so frequently

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 23 March 2007 17:37 (nineteen years ago)

also dear you guys, thank you for listening last night y'all are tops :D

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 23 March 2007 17:37 (nineteen years ago)

man there is a lot of rolling stones in the departed

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Friday, 23 March 2007 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Friday, 23 March 2007 17:41 (nineteen years ago)

;_;

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Friday, 23 March 2007 17:44 (nineteen years ago)

kate --
[noun]:

A dance involving little to no clothing

WRONG ILXOR DUDE

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 23 March 2007 17:52 (nineteen years ago)

GBX YOU UTTER BASTARD I NEVER GOT TO KISS RASHIIDA JONES ;_;

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 23 March 2007 17:53 (nineteen years ago)

neither have i but i'm not whining about it

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 March 2007 17:53 (nineteen years ago)

i made out with mindy but she was on druqz and even though she really sweated me i never did anything about it because i was into her tall, hawaiian gorgeous friend who i never had a chance of landing

BLEW IT

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Friday, 23 March 2007 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

Oh man, you're sorry now.

[image]http://www.tvfodder.com/archives/mkaling.jpg[/image]

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 23 March 2007 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

DAMMIT THIS SANDBOX

http://www.tvfodder.com/archives/mkaling.jpg

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 23 March 2007 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

hi Kevin, sorry I missed your post about the HC! hope you had fun!

always. dan and his supercute friend katie came out then jesse showed up just before midnight. after we closed the bar we were going to go to nick's but i ran out of money and the atm wouldn't give me any more so i went home. i fell asleep on the redline and woke up at 47th street. then i went to mcdonalds at chicago & state and ate cheeseburgers.

― gordon gartrelle (chicago kevin), Friday, 23 March 2007 18:11 (nineteen years ago)

ok so my mom bought this card that she thought was hilarious, you open it up and then it starts singing captain & tennille's love will keep us together at you (starting at the part that goes I WILL I WILL I WILL I WILL really crazy and loud and actually kind of scarily), and kept making me listen to it all weekend.

so, i go to the cvs just now and there were two girls DOING THE EXACT SAME THING WITH THE EXACT SAME CARD.

why can i not escape this terrifying thing?

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 March 2007 18:15 (nineteen years ago)

kevin --
[noun]:

A lewd street performer

― gordon gartrelle (chicago kevin), Friday, 23 March 2007 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

random phrase generator OTM

― gordon gartrelle (chicago kevin), Friday, 23 March 2007 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.thereverend.com/barfield/images/barfield036.gif
wtf

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 March 2007 18:21 (nineteen years ago)

FUCKIN A IS WHAT

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 23 March 2007 18:22 (nineteen years ago)

LOVE

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 23 March 2007 18:22 (nineteen years ago)

LOVE WILL KEEP US TOGETHA

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 23 March 2007 18:22 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha

kultur terror

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Friday, 23 March 2007 18:22 (nineteen years ago)

I will, I will, I will, I will
Be there to share forever
Love will keep us together
Said it before and I'll say it again while others pretend
I'll need you now and I'll need you then
Stop 'cause I really love Ya
Stop I'll be thinking of Ya
Look in my heart and let love keep us together

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 March 2007 18:25 (nineteen years ago)

need i say it

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 23 March 2007 18:29 (nineteen years ago)

do i have to even suggest it

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 23 March 2007 18:29 (nineteen years ago)

FA's need to cover that on Tuesday

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 23 March 2007 18:29 (nineteen years ago)

"Love Will Keep Us Together (at least 3/4 of the band version)"

― break machine (Brian Miller), Friday, 23 March 2007 18:30 (nineteen years ago)

SHH YO YOU SIGNED A NONDISCLOSURE AGREEMENT

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 23 March 2007 18:32 (nineteen years ago)

i'm going to buy each and every single one of you one of these cards for your birthday.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 March 2007 18:32 (nineteen years ago)

MINES THE SAME DAY AS HUEY LEWIS AND GOOSE GOSSAGE FYI

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 23 March 2007 18:34 (nineteen years ago)

well i'll remember to send them each one too!

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 March 2007 18:34 (nineteen years ago)

i share a birthday with bobby darin and also the all of the greatest directors of all time: george lucas, sofia coppola, and robert zemeckis.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 March 2007 18:37 (nineteen years ago)

i share a birthday with raymond chandler, halie selassie, martin gore, woody harrelson, slash, phillip seymour hoffman, and the late larry "bud" melman

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Friday, 23 March 2007 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/hardday-mike.jpg
^^^^ yes kitty you are correct

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 March 2007 18:52 (nineteen years ago)

that kitty 8080

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Friday, 23 March 2007 19:00 (nineteen years ago)

My day's been pretty gravy, but I'd still like a drink.

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Friday, 23 March 2007 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

xpost to WAAAAAAY upthread.

gbx, do you think you could ask Mindy Kaling to be my best friend? and tell her that I love her but not in a bad creepy way?

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Friday, 23 March 2007 19:14 (nineteen years ago)

http://themot.org/gallery/d/82418-1/SmileyFacebitch.jpg

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 March 2007 19:27 (nineteen years ago)

this should be the new most used image on LJ threads:

http://img01.picoodle.com/img/img01/7/3/23/f_weepyweepm_aa45008.jpg

― break machine (Brian Miller), Friday, 23 March 2007 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

SMILEY FACE DUDE OTM

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Friday, 23 March 2007 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

WHAT REALLY WENT ON THERE, WE ONLY HAVE THIS EXCERPT

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Friday, 23 March 2007 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

whatever happened i'm sure it happened in arlington

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 March 2007 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

BLUAYGHGDHUGSDHUSGHSGHGHSG

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 23 March 2007 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

otm

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 March 2007 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

[i]whatever happened i'm sure it happened in arlington[/i]

OTM!!!!! guess where I won't go when I visit DC!!!

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Friday, 23 March 2007 19:45 (nineteen years ago)

stupid getting nu-ILX html mixed up with sandbox.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Friday, 23 March 2007 19:45 (nineteen years ago)

no one goes to arlington unless absolutely necessary!

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 March 2007 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

I lived in Arlington for a year! ;_; I was duped!

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Friday, 23 March 2007 19:49 (nineteen years ago)

TOMBOT and allyzay living in arlington = "we hate DC it's the worst place in the world"
TOMBOT and allyzay living in DC = "omg lol drunk!"

― break machine (Brian Miller), Friday, 23 March 2007 19:49 (nineteen years ago)

yeah yeah we lived in arlington for like 5 months once! pete lived there too, in the same building, and still it sucked for everyone.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 March 2007 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

OTM!

I did it the wrong way around, though. I lived in DC first, Arlington second.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Friday, 23 March 2007 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

also i would like to point out that i was v drunk all the time in arlington, i had no job and was hanging out with a "working from home" alcoholic often so drinks o'clock was all day!!!

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 March 2007 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

you were a mean drunk, that was pre-gin.

― break machine (Brian Miller), Friday, 23 March 2007 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

ok now we're watching some video someone found in the stairwell that says "HAPPY BIRTHDAY PRINCESS LOVES YOU VERY MUCH" on it, this will be some the ring shit if i don't make it thru the weekend you were all v v blood diamonds ;_;

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Friday, 23 March 2007 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

oh no ghost rider!

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Friday, 23 March 2007 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

reminder to all cool people:

Jacques Tati's Play Time at AFI Silver Spring this Sunday, 1pm

http://www.afi.com/silver/new/nowplaying/2007/v4i2/tati.aspx

― break machine (Brian Miller), Friday, 23 March 2007 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

DO NOT WATCH THAT VIDEO JUST DON'T IT'S A TRAP
also was not mean drunk, drank mojitos and tequila all the time A+++++++ would vacation in such fashion again except not with that particular alcoholic

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 March 2007 19:54 (nineteen years ago)

are we going to bro out in the style of drinks tonite?

― break machine (Brian Miller), Friday, 23 March 2007 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

mmmm, mojito.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Friday, 23 March 2007 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

i am going to be on train tonight so no happy hours for me. maybe we should make monday the new happy hour night.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 March 2007 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

we will not be broin' as our out of town guest is cookin' us dinner.

i need to check AFI's schedule more. they just showed the Ian McKellen version of Richard III.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 23 March 2007 20:00 (nineteen years ago)

I guess I will not be drunk before showing up to gay techno night, but definitely after.

― break machine (Brian Miller), Friday, 23 March 2007 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

am i bananas for really really wanting to go to this?

― gordon gartrelle (chicago kevin), Friday, 23 March 2007 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

I am going on a date that starts at like 6.30 and I started drinking already -- champagne at work. I predict this is going to go awesomely/badly.

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 23 March 2007 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

i am falling asleep at my desk christ

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 March 2007 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

yeah this day is draggin

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 23 March 2007 20:22 (nineteen years ago)

dude I love me some mies but that party sounds straight up gay

― break machine (Brian Miller), Friday, 23 March 2007 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

man, i could not care less about anything at all right now and it is AWESOME

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 23 March 2007 20:24 (nineteen years ago)

what's up pharmacueticals?

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 23 March 2007 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

i'm ready for beer

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 23 March 2007 20:29 (nineteen years ago)

you wanna get some beer?

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 23 March 2007 20:29 (nineteen years ago)

god plz can it be bier timez now?

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 March 2007 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

i know we think it's passe but i'm supposed to meet someone at the big hunt so if you guys go there it makes my life easier. but if not, that's cool too.

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 23 March 2007 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

can't tonight, our buddy is cooking us dinner at home tonight. but tomorrow i bet we will drink some beer. and play some pinball!

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 23 March 2007 20:31 (nineteen years ago)

zr SO february '07

― break machine (Brian Miller), Friday, 23 March 2007 20:31 (nineteen years ago)

let us never speak of february '07 again

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 23 March 2007 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

laurel, it will be as awesome as you make it! i'll be waiting for txt msg recap. or maybe i shouldn't....

brian miller, yeah it does sound pretty fruity but all the same, booze and mies van der rohe conversation! but i'm going to a show anyway so poop on it.

― gordon gartrelle (chicago kevin), Friday, 23 March 2007 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

but anyway that's where i'm going, friend's bday beats lameness of bh

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 23 March 2007 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

i would go to bh but i am having a date with amtraks, next week i will drink all of this bh beers tho.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 March 2007 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

oh no screw next week, we're going somewhere else then. these are special circumstances. but ok i'm gonna go buy a record or two then meet w/friend, have wondrous fridays those of you i ain't seein

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 23 March 2007 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

yeah i gotta go hang out w/coworkers, sorry dudes, trying to be collegial and all. basketball watching, it's a big deal around here

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Friday, 23 March 2007 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/90/431720885_08707cb3a1.jpg
wtf

xpost ok next week we go elsewhere as long as it has drinks and isn't tooooo douchey then i'm really ok with it tbh

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 March 2007 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8&rls=GGLD,GGLD:2005-35,GGLD:en&q=non+douche+bar+dc

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 23 March 2007 20:36 (nineteen years ago)

in the late 90's there was a bar called The Fountainhead in east atlanta that had monthly architecture chats. It was alright, but still never rose to the level of just going to a bar and drinking and talking shit.

― break machine (Brian Miller), Friday, 23 March 2007 20:37 (nineteen years ago)

i like that the third result for that is wonkette

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 March 2007 20:39 (nineteen years ago)

i'm going to see some atlanta rock 'n' roll tomorrow night.

― gordon gartrelle (chicago kevin), Friday, 23 March 2007 21:09 (nineteen years ago)

where?

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 23 March 2007 21:11 (nineteen years ago)

i'm going to see black lips tomorrow night!

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 23 March 2007 21:13 (nineteen years ago)

tomorrow = beat kitchen in chicago (carbonas/gentleman jesse are playing). have fun @ the blips/ponys show.

― gordon gartrelle (chicago kevin), Friday, 23 March 2007 21:14 (nineteen years ago)

ohhh man for a second i thought you were going to surprise us!

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 23 March 2007 21:15 (nineteen years ago)

damn i wish.

― gordon gartrelle (chicago kevin), Friday, 23 March 2007 21:15 (nineteen years ago)

dude chicago kevin I've probably told you this but I know Craig from Gentleman Jesse

― step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Friday, 23 March 2007 21:19 (nineteen years ago)

XPOST CITY:

horseshoe i will ask mindy v v nicely, but only if she ever responds to my emails.

everyone else: i am still in the library and it won't be beer thirty for at least another two hours. i wish you all the best in nyc and in arlington and at gay parties and at concerts i can't go to. i'm going to go buy some PBR and Cholula and drink Enlisted Men by the FREEDOM ISN'T FREE FLAGPOLE and see if I can't get into some fights

cool?

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Friday, 23 March 2007 21:25 (nineteen years ago)

haha I love how the third result for MW's googlie search for non douche bar dc is from TV's Wankette's enterprise.

I would hang but have 1) house guest and 2) ungodly early flight tomorrow a.m., so must actually pack more than 20 minutes before leaving the house.

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 23 March 2007 21:28 (nineteen years ago)

curtis, he is a teacher or instructor of some kind yes? my memory in general is kind of spotty these days.

― gordon gartrelle (chicago kevin), Friday, 23 March 2007 21:32 (nineteen years ago)

he is the operations manager at WREK (he's a student here)

― step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Friday, 23 March 2007 22:32 (nineteen years ago)

Fr rlz mc tonight be ghost rider.

― Ed (dali), Friday, 23 March 2007 23:51 (nineteen years ago)

U DRUNK!

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Saturday, 24 March 2007 00:37 (nineteen years ago)

gbx, your LJ poem made reading the bottle opener thread worthwhile. Almost.

― John Justen wheedly wheedly whee chugga chugga whee dunt dunt dunt (John Justen), Saturday, 24 March 2007 00:39 (nineteen years ago)

thanks dude

i sorta imagined the last line to the tune of When The Whip Comes Down

(just the last line, tho)

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Saturday, 24 March 2007 00:45 (nineteen years ago)

btw, this is the type shit i have to deal with out here

"This 4 piece outfit includes full three part harmonies floating over tasty grooves played by a slammin rhythm section that includes percussion, drums, electric bass, keys and guitar. 'Soaring vocals over world-class musicianship, a smart dance party'."

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Saturday, 24 March 2007 00:49 (nineteen years ago)

man that is one SLAMMIN RHYTHM SECTION!

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Saturday, 24 March 2007 00:50 (nineteen years ago)

ooh dude you really out to try these TASTY GROOVES, they're delicious!

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Saturday, 24 March 2007 00:50 (nineteen years ago)

at least these guys sound like they might be fun for...something?

Rob Lethert, of the Boozehounds, has been singing and playing music since he was six. Back then, he listened to Neil Diamond – today he is the lead singer and guitar player for Bozeman’s “trailer-trash, country, rock n’ roll band,” the Boozehounds.

The Boozehounds are Rob Lethert (Vocals, Guitar), Kenny Stancil (Drums), Texas Ted Culp (Slide Guitar), and Mike Schultz (Bass). The band formed in April of 2004 and have been evolving ever since.

In just two months they released their first CD which featured the bands favorite cover songs.

“I like playing stuff nobody knows because they think it’s original and if you screw up, nobody know,” said Lethert.

While the last album was covers, the Boozehounds upcoming album, scheduled to be released this summer, will feature all original tracks, with the exception of one Tex Tucker cover. Look for some of these original songs at the Boozehounds next live show.

“Most of these songs are about shitty cars, mean women, and getting to drunk... the important things in life,” said Lethert

The band named itself “The Boozehounds,” because, according to Lethert, “We’re all pretty much a bunch of alcoholics.” They like to have a good time when they play and have been known to fall off the stage in the process. (For those wishing to buy them a drink, they enjoy beer, Jaeger, and tequila.)

What’s next for the Boozehounds? “Since we don’t have any movie picture deals, we are just going to continue playing live music in Bozeman,” said Lethert. “And in the summer we will be starting a tour of Colorado and Texas with our new CD.” •

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Saturday, 24 March 2007 00:55 (nineteen years ago)

also, who is Alayew Mesfin???? i like this shit

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Saturday, 24 March 2007 00:55 (nineteen years ago)

like, a lot

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Saturday, 24 March 2007 01:00 (nineteen years ago)

yeah that dude is awesome! he's an ethiopian singer, that tune's from the very early 70's i think? i've only been able to get my hands on two or three tracks by him, but they're all amazing. "hasabe" (the one i played) is the hardest rocking. i can send em off your way, if you'd like.

have you heard any other ethio stuff? alemayehu eshete is another big favorite of mine and luckily he's got a much larger and more easily findable discography.

― ZR (teenagequiet), Saturday, 24 March 2007 01:28 (nineteen years ago)

can send em off your way, if you'd like.

yes plz!

...i haven't heard much ethiopian stuff, unfortunately, but would be very happy to hear what's out there

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Saturday, 24 March 2007 01:36 (nineteen years ago)

it is steak o'clock over here YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOW

right now i love having a yard and a grill and beers!

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Saturday, 24 March 2007 01:39 (nineteen years ago)

Speaking of ethiopian music, I was SOOO pissed when I was at Dukem for dinner earlier this week and there was a dude playing jazz keyboard. wtf? Why did they not bring the awesome like usual?

(this was somewhat mitigated by the TV in the back of the restaurant playing Stealth)

― break machine (Brian Miller), Saturday, 24 March 2007 13:49 (nineteen years ago)

tonight is the night to stay home and watch TV - Peyton's hosting SNL!

― break machine (Brian Miller), Saturday, 24 March 2007 13:50 (nineteen years ago)

no wai

hey guys thanks for advice re: trapped in a sports bar in bethesda

when is/was that disco night again brian? i was so confused

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Saturday, 24 March 2007 15:57 (nineteen years ago)

disco night is 1st saturdays of the month, upstairs at rock & roll hotel

― break machine (Brian Miller), Saturday, 24 March 2007 17:39 (nineteen years ago)

Jazz keyboard seems to be a global ethiopian restaurant theme.

I tipped in a bar today, twice; can I have a greencard?

― Ed (dali), Saturday, 24 March 2007 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

hey ZR -- can i still have ethiopian musics? my email is skowly at gmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaoooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwl dot com

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Sunday, 25 March 2007 00:51 (nineteen years ago)

sure thing, will send today bro

― ZR (teenagequiet), Sunday, 25 March 2007 12:41 (nineteen years ago)

u r a treat

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Sunday, 25 March 2007 13:42 (nineteen years ago)

GUYS I HAVE A CHORAL CONCERT IN T-2 HRS, WISH ME ALL OF THESE LUCKS

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Sunday, 25 March 2007 16:36 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.dropline.net/cats/images/fail.jpg

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Sunday, 25 March 2007 17:07 (nineteen years ago)

j/k

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Sunday, 25 March 2007 17:09 (nineteen years ago)

this is the best thing anyone's said to me in months:

"i thought jon said you were the editor of longcat"

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Sunday, 25 March 2007 17:09 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.dropline.net/cats/images/takethis.jpg

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Sunday, 25 March 2007 17:09 (nineteen years ago)

also good luck dan

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Sunday, 25 March 2007 17:09 (nineteen years ago)

good luck, Dan!

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Sunday, 25 March 2007 18:53 (nineteen years ago)

did any of y'all watch Peyton on SNL? how was it?

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Sunday, 25 March 2007 19:08 (nineteen years ago)

Go to book group where there will be hilarious company and food and wine even though I didn't read the stupid Vidal book? Or keep working on bike even though I know I won't be able to get the bottom bracket back together until I have grease, ie prob Tuesday???

― Laurel (Laurel), Sunday, 25 March 2007 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

peyton on snl

http://youtube.com/watch?v=8G5VwMITuAk
http://youtube.com/watch?v=o-6Ky7_sfPc
http://youtube.com/watch?v=I9UW9DWyLGE
http://youtube.com/watch?v=RONetPLDGBI

(haven't watched them yet)

― break machine (Brian Miller), Sunday, 25 March 2007 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.drscientist.ca/

― Ed (dali), Sunday, 25 March 2007 20:58 (nineteen years ago)

Greeting from New Orleans and a word of advice: avoid W hotels like the plague they are.

― quincie (quincie), Sunday, 25 March 2007 21:54 (nineteen years ago)

the 300 sketch is basically the get off the roof sketch

― The RealJTMod (Real JT Mod of Team Courage), Sunday, 25 March 2007 23:36 (nineteen years ago)

ok so my parents are getting a new puppy (:D) and I may have just convinced my dad to name it Shredder

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Monday, 26 March 2007 01:48 (nineteen years ago)

let's go to finland!
http://hel-looks.com/photos/20060413_03.jpg
Sara and Helmi are dressed up for Colour Day at their school. Helmi was voted as the most colourful dresser of the school.

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Monday, 26 March 2007 01:49 (nineteen years ago)

yes let's!

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Monday, 26 March 2007 01:50 (nineteen years ago)

yo gbx i shoulda said will send tomorrow, which i will - just getting home tonight and i'm fucking beat as hell. it'll be worth it, honest.

― ZR (teenagequiet), Monday, 26 March 2007 03:08 (nineteen years ago)

pls, to forward their phone numbers.

― Ed (dali), Monday, 26 March 2007 05:32 (nineteen years ago)

new initiative to come up with a slogan to attract tourists to DC.. anyone else hear this? they're going to have a contest I think..

"Washington DC: Where Your Job Is Your Credit"
"Washington DC: Nats Playing Baseball"
"Washington DC: UH"

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Monday, 26 March 2007 12:16 (nineteen years ago)

People who have worked in the services industries: how do I shot chat up a waitress without sounding like a twat?

― Ed (dali), Monday, 26 March 2007 12:24 (nineteen years ago)

be a regular & keep tipping

― break machine (Brian Miller), Monday, 26 March 2007 12:30 (nineteen years ago)

also, fuck a new DC tourism slogan. It's not like we're really a city that has trouble defining itself to the rest of the country. It's not like there are people who are like "oh hmm I had never even thought about visiting DC! Is there anything important there?" If anything, a new slogan should trade on that and be all "DC: you know how we roll"

― break machine (Brian Miller), Monday, 26 March 2007 12:34 (nineteen years ago)

"It don’t mean a thing if it ain’t got that go-go swing.."

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Monday, 26 March 2007 12:36 (nineteen years ago)

automatic 12.5% service charge and I still left more than 10%. I think I deserve a free apartment in manhattan with my green card.

― Ed (dali), Monday, 26 March 2007 12:37 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.huntersamericangrill.com/index.php

WE MUST GO

― break machine (Brian Miller), Monday, 26 March 2007 12:44 (nineteen years ago)

HE WAS / AN AMERICAN GRILL

― break machine (Brian Miller), Monday, 26 March 2007 12:44 (nineteen years ago)

Matt Cooper was on my bus this morning! Wow!

*sarcasm*

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 26 March 2007 12:48 (nineteen years ago)

it feels like my brain has been sandblasted. not sure i'm going to survive.

― gordon gartrelle (chicago kevin), Monday, 26 March 2007 12:49 (nineteen years ago)

That is up the road from Kate's Mom's house, I wonder if she has been.

― Ed (dali), Monday, 26 March 2007 12:52 (nineteen years ago)

My monday head is testament to the greatness of the weekend just gone.

― Ed (dali), Monday, 26 March 2007 12:53 (nineteen years ago)

which involved horns:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/182/434744161_8e6073a869.jpg?v=0

― Ed (dali), Monday, 26 March 2007 12:57 (nineteen years ago)

that's a really nice horn

― break machine (Brian Miller), Monday, 26 March 2007 13:05 (nineteen years ago)

guys i think i'm still drunk from last night

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 March 2007 13:52 (nineteen years ago)

yay?

Ally, just so you know, I commented on Peyton on SNL on ILNFL.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Monday, 26 March 2007 14:01 (nineteen years ago)

i missed it :(

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 March 2007 14:03 (nineteen years ago)

you can probably watch it on this thing called the internets

http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/#mea=84996

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 26 March 2007 14:05 (nineteen years ago)

good morning i am a shark.

ZR: thanks, dude. i will send you something in return but i srsly doubt i have anything you want ;_;

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Monday, 26 March 2007 14:05 (nineteen years ago)

there are youtube clips on the ILNFL thread, Ally! also, I downloaded the whole thing.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Monday, 26 March 2007 14:06 (nineteen years ago)

sorry i was a little fresh up there ally! i just want to help and to see pictures of TOMBOT and JW making out

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 26 March 2007 14:06 (nineteen years ago)

i cannot watch it because i am at WORK hello!!!! i'm going to go home and watch all this peytons on the internets tho, trust me.

also i will upload pictures of tombots and jw being in love as soon as possible, i just got in really late last night and woke up really late this morning!

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 March 2007 14:09 (nineteen years ago)

maybe all of us riding the amtrak together and stationing ourselves permanently in the cafe car was a bad idea, at least this is what my headache is telling me.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 March 2007 14:10 (nineteen years ago)

no you're supposed to drink a lot on the way home from a vacation and/or on sunday night.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 26 March 2007 14:11 (nineteen years ago)

Oh Noes, TOMBOT be stealing mah fanclub.

― Ed (dali), Monday, 26 March 2007 14:12 (nineteen years ago)

no you're supposed to drink a lot on the way home from a vacation and/or on sunday night.

OTM, we was drunk and listening to motorhead (the hawkwind version) and talking to spiders on the train last night.

― Ed (dali), Monday, 26 March 2007 14:13 (nineteen years ago)

good morning i am a shark.

friday night at the bottle i was sitting behind the merch booth when some dude introduced himself to my friend 1isa by saying he was in a band called the sharx. i tried to say i know evan but i was too drunk. then my friend mike asked me if we were good and i said "yeah, why?" and he said "i don't know, i just blacked out for the last hour."

it was one of those nights.

― gordon gartrelle (chicago kevin), Monday, 26 March 2007 14:13 (nineteen years ago)

maybe all of us riding the amtrak together and stationing ourselves permanently in the cafe car was a bad idea, at least this is what my headache is telling me.

The only bad idea was not bringing your own booze.

― Ed (dali), Monday, 26 March 2007 14:14 (nineteen years ago)

i stole someone's coat at st ex last night?!

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 March 2007 14:14 (nineteen years ago)

we was drunk and listening to motorhead (the hawkwind version)

YES

― ZR (teenagequiet), Monday, 26 March 2007 14:14 (nineteen years ago)

living in the cafe car was a good idea. going to saint-ex was probably the bad idea.

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Monday, 26 March 2007 14:14 (nineteen years ago)

you went to saint ex after you got home? yeah that was crazy! you should have gone sleepy time after train drinkin'

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 26 March 2007 14:15 (nineteen years ago)

!!!!

was it a tall good-looking asian guy, or a less-tall, sort of funny looking jewish/swedish guy?

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Monday, 26 March 2007 14:15 (nineteen years ago)

We are wondering whether covering it at a very twee club would be too much like burning our bridges.

― Ed (dali), Monday, 26 March 2007 14:15 (nineteen years ago)

also who the fuck talks to spiders, that's what i want to know

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Monday, 26 March 2007 14:16 (nineteen years ago)

It wouldn't stay in the bag with the rosemary plant.

― Ed (dali), Monday, 26 March 2007 14:16 (nineteen years ago)

basically, i blame the cafe car for the decision to move onto a bar once back in dc, is the thing. though i guess if i'm going to point fingers i should just start with my lunchtime snack of wine.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 March 2007 14:16 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, you pretty much have to live in the cafe car when riding Amtrak. I just got nostalgic for the cafe car.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Monday, 26 March 2007 14:16 (nineteen years ago)

fuck, the bad ideas started long, long before lunch time

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Monday, 26 March 2007 14:17 (nineteen years ago)

ed such concerns should not trouble a warrior on the edge of time such as yourself.

also gbx just send me something fun in return if you'd like, i like lots of stuff!

― ZR (teenagequiet), Monday, 26 March 2007 14:18 (nineteen years ago)

my usual amtrak return from NY tactic is to get drunk before getting on the train and then pass out smelling like booze. I am usually on a late train after the cafe car has closed, though.

― break machine (Brian Miller), Monday, 26 March 2007 14:19 (nineteen years ago)

The bad ideas started before lunchtime sounds like the first line of an unreleased Carver story.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 26 March 2007 14:20 (nineteen years ago)

I guess it depends on Doom learning the fiddle part.

Can we return to today's agenda:

How do I ensnare the scruffy hott french waitress?

― Ed (dali), Monday, 26 March 2007 14:20 (nineteen years ago)

was it a tall good-looking asian guy, or a less-tall, sort of funny looking jewish/swedish guy?

wasn't asian, had sort of long-ish hair and a retarded scarf. i'm kind of hazy on what he looked like but then again i was at a point where i couldn't figure out that $10 for a t-shirt and $4 for a 7" came to $14. i wouldn't say he was funny looking but i guess maybe you could.

― gordon gartrelle (chicago kevin), Monday, 26 March 2007 14:21 (nineteen years ago)

best time ever on a train: overnight from Malaga to Barcelona, me and buddy get bored and go to cafe car. End up drinking ALL THE BEER with three Scotch dudes. At one point, one of them disappears into the night at a whistle stop, returns 20 seconds before the train leaves with another case because the cafe was (a) closed and (b) out of beer.

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Monday, 26 March 2007 14:22 (nineteen years ago)

THE BAD IDEAS OF THAT PARTICULAR DAY, I REFUSE TO GO BACK ANY FURTHER THAN WHEN I WOKE UP TO PIN POINT THE BAD IDEAS BECAUSE OTHERWISE I'M JUST GOING TO KILL MYSELF.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 March 2007 14:22 (nineteen years ago)

xp kev

wait, waht? oh, right, i bet that was Paul.

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Monday, 26 March 2007 14:22 (nineteen years ago)

ZR i will send you fun stuff

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Monday, 26 March 2007 14:24 (nineteen years ago)

i took the train from dc back to boston with 3 other guys i used to work with. my boss was afraid to fly so instead of a 90 minute flight it was a 13 hour train ride. we left at around 8 pm and had the bar car to ourselves the entire night. we tipped well and they let us drink until 3 a.m. when we had a lay over in penn station. we ran out and grabbed a couple of pints during our wait then went back and passed out in the sleeper cars.

it was actually a fun trip.

― gordon gartrelle (chicago kevin), Monday, 26 March 2007 14:24 (nineteen years ago)

your train had sleeper cars?!

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 March 2007 14:25 (nineteen years ago)

this is the point of overnight train journeys. I miss runs down to Naples from Turin, with big jugs of wine and ham bread and cheese to go with it.

― Ed (dali), Monday, 26 March 2007 14:25 (nineteen years ago)

hey depressoids, polar bear cubs will totally cheer you up: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a98Fwt3cYRM

― ZR (teenagequiet), Monday, 26 March 2007 14:26 (nineteen years ago)

Ed you are my kind of dude

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Monday, 26 March 2007 14:26 (nineteen years ago)

your train had sleeper cars?!

yep. really really hard to sleep in the upper birth of one of those. i seem to remember they cost a lot of $$$ but work was paying for it so wtf did i care.

― gordon gartrelle (chicago kevin), Monday, 26 March 2007 14:27 (nineteen years ago)

omg the arm-waving

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Monday, 26 March 2007 14:28 (nineteen years ago)

Upper birth is the best, it's like being rocked to sleep in a cradle.

― Ed (dali), Monday, 26 March 2007 14:29 (nineteen years ago)

I've never been in a train with sleeper cars! jealous!

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Monday, 26 March 2007 14:29 (nineteen years ago)

upper birth = c-section???

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Monday, 26 March 2007 14:30 (nineteen years ago)

OMG THAT POLAR BEAR

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 26 March 2007 14:31 (nineteen years ago)

if by "rocked to sleep in a cradle" you mean "shaken to death by an english nanny" then yes, i totally agree.

― gordon gartrelle (chicago kevin), Monday, 26 March 2007 14:31 (nineteen years ago)

ha, I think this is the difference between American trains and European trains.

guys my life is bullshit I've never been on a European train. :(

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Monday, 26 March 2007 14:32 (nineteen years ago)

birth = berth

damnit my head is squidgy today, I blame, not the beer (gadd's no.7 how easily you slip down), or the brandy, (oh how capacious my hipflask is) but the really really shit vietnamese and tub of hagendasz I pickup on the way home.

― Ed (dali), Monday, 26 March 2007 14:32 (nineteen years ago)

Superliner from Orlando to New orleans was pretty good.

― Ed (dali), Monday, 26 March 2007 14:33 (nineteen years ago)

I have an idea, if this place closes, shall we go back to greenspun?

― Ed (dali), Monday, 26 March 2007 14:33 (nineteen years ago)

that polar bear 8080

xpost yes, greenspun!

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 March 2007 14:34 (nineteen years ago)

MPLS to Glacier Nat'l Park = ACES

http://www.ilxor.com:8080/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=56&threadid=1596#unread NOT ACES

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Monday, 26 March 2007 14:35 (nineteen years ago)

have any of you dc'ers rode the accela? when i went to nyc & boston a few months ago i was going to take the accela from ny to boston then fly home from logan but it turns out the train was like $120 more expensive than an american airlines flight from lga to bos.

crazings.

― gordon gartrelle (chicago kevin), Monday, 26 March 2007 14:35 (nineteen years ago)

I rode the Acela many moons ago, when it was apparently less ridiculously expensive than it is now. I liked it a lot.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Monday, 26 March 2007 14:36 (nineteen years ago)

acela is crazy sweet

― break machine (Brian Miller), Monday, 26 March 2007 14:37 (nineteen years ago)

CHI to NYC on Amtrak = NOT ACES unless you'vegot nowhere to be for, like, 5 days

it was cool to be able to ride my bike to and from the train station at both ends, tho :D

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Monday, 26 March 2007 14:37 (nineteen years ago)

Acela is only marginally faster DC-NY, cuts a little more time off NY-Boston

― break machine (Brian Miller), Monday, 26 March 2007 14:38 (nineteen years ago)

the acela ticket cost only $20 more than the regular train, last night. i don't think acela has raised its prices recently at all, but the rest of the ne corridor trains have basically doubled or more in price.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 March 2007 14:40 (nineteen years ago)

Evan, that seems like it wd be awesme with bikes and friends on the train. I've taken Amtrak NYC to Grand Rapids and it took like THIRTY-SIX HOURS which is RETARDED but I had a Pullman cabin to myself and nowhere else to be so it was kind of an adventure until we were stopped for hours waiting for freight traffic in Ohio somewhere. Except being alone was kind of a drag.

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 26 March 2007 14:41 (nineteen years ago)

Acela is only marginally faster DC-NY, cuts a little more time off NY-Boston

they just took delivery of those locomotives when i was still living back east but because of the condition/quality/age of the track it couldn't run at the higher speeds between boston and nyc.

i want a bullet train.

xpost- i think the reason my train ticket was going to be so expensive was because i was booking it at a relatively late date. but still, it was crazy expensive compared to my plane flight.

― gordon gartrelle (chicago kevin), Monday, 26 March 2007 14:43 (nineteen years ago)

I used to love taking Amtrak home to Buffalo for the summer from Providence in college, even though it took forever. gave me meditative time to prepare for shifting from college life to home life.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Monday, 26 March 2007 14:43 (nineteen years ago)

oh it was fine, actually, because yeah i was with friends and bikes and wine. but it still wasn't a mode of transportation to take seriously you know?

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Monday, 26 March 2007 14:43 (nineteen years ago)

horseshoe is a noize dude????

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Monday, 26 March 2007 14:44 (nineteen years ago)

heh. I didn't grow up in PVD, though, just went to school there. I love it when those dudes talk about Rhode Island, though! I miss it.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Monday, 26 March 2007 14:45 (nineteen years ago)

just like I come here and obsess about missing DC. I am just a big nostalgia machine.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Monday, 26 March 2007 14:45 (nineteen years ago)

i almost applied to brown but i didn't feel like handwriting the application.

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Monday, 26 March 2007 14:45 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, that was a really silly thing they required.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Monday, 26 March 2007 14:46 (nineteen years ago)

Wait, didn't you meet Cary Grant on that train?

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 26 March 2007 14:46 (nineteen years ago)

separates the wheat from the chaff, tho.

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Monday, 26 March 2007 14:47 (nineteen years ago)

eek! CLASSTIME

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Monday, 26 March 2007 14:47 (nineteen years ago)

more like BORE-ganic chemistry

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Monday, 26 March 2007 14:48 (nineteen years ago)

here is laurel waiting for her train
http://image.blog.livedoor.jp/p-5762508/imgs/5/a/5ab78efd.jpg

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 March 2007 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

WRONG

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 26 March 2007 14:54 (nineteen years ago)

you've never even met her

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 March 2007 14:54 (nineteen years ago)

who gave you that PEARL NECKLACE laurel

― 69 (pete), Monday, 26 March 2007 14:55 (nineteen years ago)

Here is Laurel on her train where she met Cary Grant and later was held at gunpoint by Martin Landau

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/ec/North_by_Northwest_movie_trailer_screenshot_(21).jpg/350px-North_by_Northwest_movie_trailer_screenshot_(21).jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 26 March 2007 14:56 (nineteen years ago)

Everyone except Ally: ;_;

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/29/48269904_ba3594c9fa.jpg

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 26 March 2007 14:56 (nineteen years ago)

yr hair looks nice there duder

― ZR (teenagequiet), Monday, 26 March 2007 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

LAUREL DID NOT MEET CARY GRANT ON THE TRAIN SHE WAS BUSY SPYING ON FRANK SINATRA JESUS GOD MW GET WITH THE PROGRAM

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 March 2007 14:58 (nineteen years ago)

My hair looked GREAT like five years ago when that photo was taken. What the hell happened? Oh yeah, I stopped having all day, every day to worry about it because I GOT A JOB.

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 26 March 2007 14:58 (nineteen years ago)

yes, I'm getting a Janet Leigh vibe, Laurel!

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Monday, 26 March 2007 14:59 (nineteen years ago)

LAUREL DID NOT MEET CARY GRANT ON THE TRAIN SHE WAS BUSY SPYING ON FRANK SINATRA JESUS GOD MW GET WITH THE PROGRAM
-- gin and sonic (garance8...), March 26th, 2007. (later)

IT WAS MY NORTH BY NORTHWEST JOKE ALLYZAY AND I WILL SEE IT THROUGH TO ITS PROPER FINISH FUCK SINATRA HES A MOBSTER

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 26 March 2007 15:00 (nineteen years ago)

WHATEVER I'M MAKING A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT JOKE THAN YOU AND WE'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO EITHER AGREE TO DISAGREE, OR JUST POST IN ALL CAPS THE REST OF THE DAY

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 March 2007 15:01 (nineteen years ago)

hey hey can't we all just keep it down? headache over here.

― gordon gartrelle (chicago kevin), Monday, 26 March 2007 15:01 (nineteen years ago)

OOOH I VOTE THAT A) WE AGREE THAT WE ARE BOTH AWESOME AND YET AGREE TO DISAGREE & I ALSO VOTE THAT B) WE POST IN CAPS REST OF DAY

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 26 March 2007 15:02 (nineteen years ago)

OK I LIKE THE CUT OF YOUR JIB MR. QUE :D

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 March 2007 15:03 (nineteen years ago)

HOORAY FOR AWESOME TIMES

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 26 March 2007 15:05 (nineteen years ago)

BASIC TIME OF WHY THE FUCK DID WE END SATURDAY AT LAME-O GAY BAR WHERE NO ONE TALKED??

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 26 March 2007 15:06 (nineteen years ago)

BECAUSE MORBS KEPT SINGING GAY BAR AT US AND I WILL FOLLOW ANYONE WHO IS SCREAMING SONG LYRICS WHICH IS AN ABSOLUTE FACT BTW AND ANYONE ON THIS THREAD WILL VOUCH FOR THAT.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 March 2007 15:08 (nineteen years ago)

WHY DIDN'T WE GO TO THE 'PARTY HOUSE' THIS IS WHAT I NEED TO KNOW

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Monday, 26 March 2007 15:09 (nineteen years ago)

BECAUSE JOEL FORGOT TO BRING US THERE, WE SHOULD'VE JUST GOTTEN SHIRTLESS AT THE GAY BAR AND PRETENDED LIKE IT WAS A PARTY HOUSE

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 March 2007 15:11 (nineteen years ago)

i will go on record as saying that is always the correct choice.

― gordon gartrelle (chicago kevin), Monday, 26 March 2007 15:12 (nineteen years ago)

WTF THERE WAS A PARTY HOUSE NOW??

Also: remind me to pick up dry shampoo, I want this hair:

http://www.siegelproductions.ca/galleries/celebrityphotos/catherine379x300.jpg

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 26 March 2007 15:14 (nineteen years ago)

THERES ALWAYS A PARTY HOUSE BUT WE DONT ALWAYS KNOW HOW TO GET THERE

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 26 March 2007 15:15 (nineteen years ago)

YES THE PARTY HOUSE WAS SOMEWHERE NEAR THE GAY BAR AND/OR THE GAINSBOURG DVD BAR.

ALSO I WANT THAT HAIR TOO

ALSO BASICALLY MW OTM ON THAT ONE

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 March 2007 15:16 (nineteen years ago)

wait wait wait.... gainsbourg dvd bar?

― gordon gartrelle (chicago kevin), Monday, 26 March 2007 15:16 (nineteen years ago)

i don't really remember the name of it, i am not good with hangover ;_;

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 March 2007 15:20 (nineteen years ago)

k&m, but i don't think you even knew the name of it when we were there, to be frank

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Monday, 26 March 2007 15:22 (nineteen years ago)

i don't really pay attention to things like that tbh

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 March 2007 15:24 (nineteen years ago)

No, because you asked me twice. :D

DON'T EVEN BRING FRANK INTO THIS, ALEX, I ALREADY TOLD YOU FRIDAY NIGHT WAS A MISTAKE.

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 26 March 2007 15:24 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha SORRY

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Monday, 26 March 2007 15:26 (nineteen years ago)

let's be honest, it's not exactly a memorable name for a bar and i will probably never go there again (not because of any particular reason besides having no idea how the hell we GOT there from barcade) so i just don't require that information to be memorized by my brain.

also lololololololol his name was frank??? that's a terrible name btw.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 March 2007 15:27 (nineteen years ago)

No, not really.

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 26 March 2007 15:28 (nineteen years ago)

unless there are like free cocktail wieners instead of beer nuts frank's is a terrible name for a bar.

― gordon gartrelle (chicago kevin), Monday, 26 March 2007 15:28 (nineteen years ago)

;_;

disappointment is all i have today, it seems

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 March 2007 15:28 (nineteen years ago)

And by that I mean that his name wasn't Frank, not that Frank isn't a HORRIBLE name. Followed closely by Larry.

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 26 March 2007 15:29 (nineteen years ago)

aww ally, you said you liked frank ;_;

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Monday, 26 March 2007 15:30 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.maccabiajaxcc.com/pictures/lookalikes/CousinLarry.jpg

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 March 2007 15:30 (nineteen years ago)

i have always liked the name frank! it's a good name to say in a cheerful, "i love that guy" kinda way. "Fraaaaank!"

also i just like my friend frank a lot OK?

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Monday, 26 March 2007 15:35 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.katestelnick.com/LyndaKuerth.jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 26 March 2007 15:37 (nineteen years ago)

the only thing frank is an acceptable name for a wiener, and if you're over 14 and still have a name for your wiener then you are a total frank.

― gordon gartrelle (chicago kevin), Monday, 26 March 2007 15:37 (nineteen years ago)

Secretary Small is resigning from the Smithsonian.

woooooo!

― break machine (Brian Miller), Monday, 26 March 2007 15:39 (nineteen years ago)

i don't have a problem with people named frank, i just think it is a terrible name to give to a person and their parents are mean people for doing so. frank is a name for maybe a dalmation.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 March 2007 15:40 (nineteen years ago)

also my uncle frank is a complete retard so i'm a little biased.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 March 2007 15:41 (nineteen years ago)

guys I am so tired how can I stay awake?

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Monday, 26 March 2007 15:42 (nineteen years ago)

come to my workplace and be jabbered questions at incessantly, it is working for me

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 March 2007 15:43 (nineteen years ago)

my stepdad's dad's name is frank, it just seems like a really solid, no-nonsense midwestern name to me. but i guess everyone else in the world thinks it's horrible so i'll just fuck off and start talking to my friend frank, who is awesome, even tho tom thinks he looks like donald sutherland for some reason.

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Monday, 26 March 2007 15:43 (nineteen years ago)

okay! doesn't anyone at your job besides you know what they're doing?

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Monday, 26 March 2007 15:45 (nineteen years ago)

looking like Donald Sutherland doesn't diminish awesomeness!

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Monday, 26 March 2007 15:45 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, fuck off and go skateboarding or something, god.

also: donald sutherland??? ok.

xpost NO NONE OF THEM DO AT ALL IT IS TERRIFYING

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 March 2007 15:46 (nineteen years ago)

this one finance girl here WHO IS ALWAYS A HUGE BITCH FOR NO REASON AND NO ONE HERE IN ADVERTISING CAN STAND HER AND I'M PRETTY SURE I'VE BITCHED ABOUT HER BEFORE ON THIS HERE INTERNETS MESSAGE BOARD sent me a snitty e-mail this morning and i completely went off on her, it basically made my day 100x better in my head.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 March 2007 15:49 (nineteen years ago)

did you actually go off on her or in your head? it is very important to maintain the hate, either way.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Monday, 26 March 2007 15:51 (nineteen years ago)

no actually went off on her for her continually condescending nasty bullshit. she e-mailed me something back but i just deleted it, she says nothing of value to anyone so i figured that was ok.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 March 2007 15:53 (nineteen years ago)

not that anyone here ever e-mails anyone anything of value, these people are all idiots. i should reallllly just quit.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 March 2007 15:54 (nineteen years ago)

yes, but until then I fully support this practice of calling people on their shit.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Monday, 26 March 2007 15:57 (nineteen years ago)

lol @ old coworker j1ll calling me out of the blue to gossip about this right now!

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 March 2007 16:00 (nineteen years ago)

THERES ALWAYS A PARTY HOUSE BUT WE DONT ALWAYS KNOW HOW TO GET THERE

-- Mr. Que (pelagi...), March 26th, 2007 4:15 PM. (Party with me Punker) (later) (link)

u wise

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Monday, 26 March 2007 16:00 (nineteen years ago)

let's just get this thread to 8080 answers and then all retire from the internet

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Monday, 26 March 2007 16:03 (nineteen years ago)

srsly. why can't I quit you, internets?

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Monday, 26 March 2007 16:04 (nineteen years ago)

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Monday, 26 March 2007 16:04 (nineteen years ago)

I love the internets! Without it, I wouldn't know any of you! Fuck the haterz.

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 26 March 2007 16:07 (nineteen years ago)

I guess the internets is keeping me awake right now. but TO WHAT END?

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Monday, 26 March 2007 16:08 (nineteen years ago)

the internets are keeping me from my appointed rounds, and making me suck at school.

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Monday, 26 March 2007 16:11 (nineteen years ago)

[i]making me suck at school.[/i]

OTM X a million. :(

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Monday, 26 March 2007 16:12 (nineteen years ago)

sonned in an html beef ;_;

― ZR (teenagequiet), Monday, 26 March 2007 16:14 (nineteen years ago)

soooooooooooooooooooo bored

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 March 2007 16:45 (nineteen years ago)

where did you all go?

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Monday, 26 March 2007 17:01 (nineteen years ago)

Lunch. Eating now. Requires one, if not two, hands.

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 26 March 2007 17:04 (nineteen years ago)

yeah i went to lunch and had a good time yeah BUT NOW IM BACK

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 26 March 2007 17:06 (nineteen years ago)

curry laksa at nooshi was OTM again! Where did they get sush amazing green beans? Those were top level. Usually their chili paste doesn't bring the super fire but today it did. That tofu was on the leathery side, though.

― break machine (Brian Miller), Monday, 26 March 2007 17:06 (nineteen years ago)

i have not eaten lunch yet should i bother at this point y/n

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 March 2007 17:07 (nineteen years ago)

Y LUNCH IS IMPORTANTS DUH

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 26 March 2007 17:07 (nineteen years ago)

also we should start a new thread.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 26 March 2007 17:09 (nineteen years ago)

Ally, yes!!!! god, fuck a job that makes you indifferent to lunch.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Monday, 26 March 2007 17:09 (nineteen years ago)

also we should start a new thread.

Hell no.

― Ed (dali), Monday, 26 March 2007 17:13 (nineteen years ago)

PETE stole my bike: DC ∞ (8080 new answers, last at 6:13 pm)

^^^^ AIM HIGHER

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Monday, 26 March 2007 17:15 (nineteen years ago)

i'm in the same boat, lunch-wise. the no lunch boat. because i'm lazy and there's no food in the apt.

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Monday, 26 March 2007 17:16 (nineteen years ago)

heartfelt emotion calzones blogger

― 69 (pete), Monday, 26 March 2007 17:18 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, otm

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Monday, 26 March 2007 17:19 (nineteen years ago)

order a pizza u dummy

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Monday, 26 March 2007 17:19 (nineteen years ago)

oh man calzones and pizza are both pretty delicious

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 March 2007 17:20 (nineteen years ago)

staying home > going out for lunch > being at work

― break machine (Brian Miller), Monday, 26 March 2007 17:22 (nineteen years ago)

i just had a slice of pizza

A+

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Monday, 26 March 2007 17:22 (nineteen years ago)

CCCCC AAAAA L ZZZZZ OOOOO N N EEEEE
C A A L Z O O NN N EEE
C AAAAA L ZZ O O N N N E
CCCCC A A LLLLL ZZZZZ OOOOO N NN EEEEE

― 69 (pete), Monday, 26 March 2007 17:25 (nineteen years ago)

otm

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 March 2007 17:25 (nineteen years ago)

^^^ better in fixed width

― 69 (pete), Monday, 26 March 2007 17:26 (nineteen years ago)

stop saying calzone I haven't been to 2 amy's in like 3 months

― break machine (Brian Miller), Monday, 26 March 2007 17:27 (nineteen years ago)

well use the html and fix it, it can happen, we're in the sandbox instead of the nuilx, nothing is impossible except for dinosaurs

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 March 2007 17:27 (nineteen years ago)

omg 2 amy's why hast thou forsaken me!

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Monday, 26 March 2007 17:28 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.drudgesiren.com/siren.gif

CCCCC AAAAA L ZZZZZ OOOOO N N EEEEE
C A A L Z O O NN N EEE
C AAAAA L ZZ O O N N N E
CCCCC A A LLLLL ZZZZZ OOOOO N NN EEEEE

http://www.drudgesiren.com/siren.gif

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Monday, 26 March 2007 17:28 (nineteen years ago)

whoa whats HTML for fixed width

― 69 (pete), Monday, 26 March 2007 17:28 (nineteen years ago)

well hell now i want one

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 March 2007 17:28 (nineteen years ago)

you can get calzones (Italian for "pant leg") at places other than 2 Amy's!

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 26 March 2007 17:29 (nineteen years ago)

i like your use of facts, sir

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 March 2007 17:29 (nineteen years ago)

Do not divert me from making my salad with the first tomatoes of the year. I will not get calzone.

― Ed (dali), Monday, 26 March 2007 17:29 (nineteen years ago)

omg 2 amy's why hast thou forsaken me!

-- horseshoe (rosalind51...), March 26th, 2007. (horseshoe)

oh man a hop pocket + goat cheese and fig jam appetizer + margherita DOC pizza = BASIC TIME OF YUMM

― 69 (pete), Monday, 26 March 2007 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

psssst pete

a) revolutionary art
b) use the PRE tag

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 March 2007 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

guys I'm flying to DC RIGHT NOW basically because you reminded me that 2 amy's exists!!!

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Monday, 26 March 2007 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

well use the html and fix it, it can happen, we're in the sandbox instead of the nuilx, nothing is impossible except for dinosaurs
-- gin and sonic (garance8...), March 26th, 2007. (later)

I JUST FOUND MY AFTERNOON THEME, GAY DINOS:

http://fakegaynews.com/wp-content/photos/dinosaurs.jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 26 March 2007 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

xpost

take the train, fule.

― Ed (dali), Monday, 26 March 2007 17:31 (nineteen years ago)

2 AMY's is not worth a plane trip, horseshoe!

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 26 March 2007 17:31 (nineteen years ago)

i just ate pizza yesterday so i'm not as sold on the pizza as i am on the calzone. i still have never eaten at 2 amy's. i think i should keep it that way because i'm bound to just be disappointed, it's too built up now.

xpost huh that is one way to have an afternoon theme

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 March 2007 17:31 (nineteen years ago)

here's what's going to happen when I go back to 2 amy's:

1. find a weekend afternoon, preferably around 3pm
2. sit at the bar
3. get a delicious german wheat beer, repeat as req'd
4. get some cured meats
5. get some anchovies
6. get some suppli al telefono
7. see something that looks awesome on the specials list, get it
8. get a calzone w/ a shit ton of ricotta
9. go home and sleep for a lot of hours

― break machine (Brian Miller), Monday, 26 March 2007 17:32 (nineteen years ago)

okay, I'll just eat my prosaic egg salad sandwich. :(

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Monday, 26 March 2007 17:32 (nineteen years ago)

CCCCC  AAAAA  L      ZZZZZ  OOOOO  N   N  EEEEE
C      A   A  L         Z   O   O  NN  N  EEE
C      AAAAA  L       ZZ    O   O  N N N  E
CCCCC  A   A  LLLLL  ZZZZZ  OOOOO  N  NN  EEEEE

― 69 (pete), Monday, 26 March 2007 17:33 (nineteen years ago)

ally u r a tart

― 69 (pete), Monday, 26 March 2007 17:33 (nineteen years ago)

wait i would like to go to 2 amy's with brian.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 March 2007 17:33 (nineteen years ago)

i'm sure there's good italian where you are horseshoe is all i'm sayin.

xpost: 69 OTM

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 26 March 2007 17:33 (nineteen years ago)

HAHAHAHA JFK BUDDY HAHAHA

― 69 (pete), Monday, 26 March 2007 17:33 (nineteen years ago)

WOW PETE I APPROVE :D

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 March 2007 17:33 (nineteen years ago)

CSS dude

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 March 2007 17:34 (nineteen years ago)

remember freshman year of college? you'd have nothing to do because you had no schoolwork? so you'd eat at 6 pm, dinner, and stuff, and then at 10 you'd order calzones from that one place, because you were bored?

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 26 March 2007 17:34 (nineteen years ago)

no you are right, Mr Que. though now I also want to go to 2 amy's with Brian.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Monday, 26 March 2007 17:35 (nineteen years ago)

woah pete with all the posts that was like listening to a Steve Reich piece where it was phasing for a while and all of a sudden shit lined up and there was the big chord shift and you're like "WOAH"

― break machine (Brian Miller), Monday, 26 March 2007 17:35 (nineteen years ago)

GRANDE PIATTO DI SALUME

― break machine (Brian Miller), Monday, 26 March 2007 17:38 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.michaelangelos.com/images/shot_meatball_calzone.gif

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 26 March 2007 17:39 (nineteen years ago)

damnit I am going to avoid this thread till I have eaten.

― Ed (dali), Monday, 26 March 2007 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

woah pete with all the posts that was like listening to a Steve Reich piece where it was phasing for a while and all of a sudden shit lined up and there was the big chord shift and you're like "WOAH"

-- break machine (yourjobisyourcredi...), March 26th, 2007. (Brian Miller)

COME OUTCOME OUTSHOW THEMSHOWTHEM

― 69 (pete), Monday, 26 March 2007 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

http://seriouslygood.kdweeks.com/images/calzone.gif

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 26 March 2007 17:41 (nineteen years ago)

knaamean yung???

― 69 (pete), Monday, 26 March 2007 17:42 (nineteen years ago)

okay so who wants to go to 2 amy's this weekend?

― break machine (Brian Miller), Monday, 26 March 2007 17:59 (nineteen years ago)

"the pizza alternative"

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 March 2007 17:59 (nineteen years ago)

also i will go to 2 amys

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 March 2007 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

how in the holy hell is dp dough still in business?

― ZR (teenagequiet), Monday, 26 March 2007 18:01 (nineteen years ago)

what are calzones? pizza turnovers!

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 March 2007 18:04 (nineteen years ago)

allyzay OTM

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 26 March 2007 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

italian pasties

― Ed (dali), Monday, 26 March 2007 18:06 (nineteen years ago)

pasties, yet another word that means completely different thing to americans than it does to britishers.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 March 2007 18:06 (nineteen years ago)

I have saved myself with a red endive, tomato, rocket and beetroot salad, with chicken livers and a sherry vinegar an rosemary jelly dressing.

― Ed (dali), Monday, 26 March 2007 18:06 (nineteen years ago)

hahahaha just like elevator and grass! waht

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 26 March 2007 18:07 (nineteen years ago)

elevator does not mean nipple coverings

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 March 2007 18:07 (nineteen years ago)

I think "The Elevator & Grass" was a pub I went to

― break machine (Brian Miller), Monday, 26 March 2007 18:08 (nineteen years ago)

guys this is so delicious i am ordering calzones 94/7 from here on out

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Monday, 26 March 2007 18:11 (nineteen years ago)

hee 94/7

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Monday, 26 March 2007 18:12 (nineteen years ago)

it would be really mean to repost the louis jagger drama to schefterblog y/n

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 March 2007 18:14 (nineteen years ago)

it would be funny but dude, you can come up with better material! c'mon!

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 26 March 2007 18:15 (nineteen years ago)

AIM HIGH ALLYZAY

http://www.donspage.com/funny/pictures/Aim_High.jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 26 March 2007 18:15 (nineteen years ago)

Names have been changed to protect the innocent/guilty?

― Ed (dali), Monday, 26 March 2007 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

you're right, i'm being v lazy ;_;

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 March 2007 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

yeah i feel pretty bad about the LJ shit actually, just in that i feel bad that he's gotta explain shit to his mom and all that - but, lex was 100% otm (?!?!?!?!?!?!) when he said his sympathy would be much greater if people hadn't been warning him for MONTHS about the inevitability of something like that happening

― ZR (teenagequiet), Monday, 26 March 2007 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

Holy fuck, insult to injury, poor KLG! Rameses died!

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2007/basketball/ncaa/specials/ncaa_tourney/2007/03/26/bc.bkc.northcarolinamas.ap/index.html?eref=rss_topstories

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 26 March 2007 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

what he had to explain himself to his mom? Where?

― Ed (dali), Monday, 26 March 2007 18:19 (nineteen years ago)

wait what thread is the latest chapter of the LJ saga on?

― break machine (Brian Miller), Monday, 26 March 2007 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

ed: http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=56&threadid=1596#unread

― ZR (teenagequiet), Monday, 26 March 2007 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

yeah whats going on? gimme like a 5-line summary

― 69 (pete), Monday, 26 March 2007 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

* louis jagger's mommy found out about the internet, about him dressing up like a woman, etc. now will not speak with louis, louis is pissed, etc.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 26 March 2007 18:21 (nineteen years ago)

summary: someone made a ytmnd page ft. lj's jagoff story & a v. disturbing drag picture that is now in the top 10 google results for his name. his mom found it. hilarity/horror (mostly the latter) ensued.

― ZR (teenagequiet), Monday, 26 March 2007 18:21 (nineteen years ago)

then lj STARTED A THREAD ABOUT IT so that we could all talk about him all damn day again, but everyone got bored around noon.

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Monday, 26 March 2007 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

someone actually reposted something i said to him specifically telling him that his mom was going to google him

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 March 2007 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

LOL @ YTMND

everybody told that idiot not to post dumb shit! i cant believe some of the people on ILX are like "geez should we ban the YTMND'er?"

― 69 (pete), Monday, 26 March 2007 18:24 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha yeah i liked how they wanted to do like a manhunt to find out who the culprit was? it's like, the culprit is all of us! we are all laughing at this shit!

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 March 2007 18:25 (nineteen years ago)

i have zero (0) sympathy for the little bastard anymore. he's got some sick s&m thing with ilx.

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Monday, 26 March 2007 18:25 (nineteen years ago)

"the culprit is all of us" is some heavy shit

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Monday, 26 March 2007 18:26 (nineteen years ago)

it's fuckin true and you know it

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 March 2007 18:26 (nineteen years ago)

we are all dom passantino now

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Monday, 26 March 2007 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

We laughed even as we warned him.

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g88/Haschel47/Never_Forget.jpg

― Ed (dali), Monday, 26 March 2007 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

i totally agree with the s&m diagnosis. the little dude loves it!

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 26 March 2007 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

whoa that is pretty next level

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 March 2007 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

yeah it's quite clearly his own fucking fault, but you know me, this is how i think:

james lipton: what kind of noise do you hate?
charlize theron: the sound of animals or children in pain.

― ZR (teenagequiet), Monday, 26 March 2007 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

I feel a little bad for him but it was crazy how he posted that please delete this thread thread without any seeming embarrassment about how many times he'd been told this would happen.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Monday, 26 March 2007 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

it's a quasi-sympathetic story ONLY IF YOU BELIEVE LJ'S ACCOUNT OF WHAT HAPPENED.

― gordon "doubting thomas" gartrelle (chicago kevin), Monday, 26 March 2007 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

I mean, I posted under my real name for a long time but all that's going to tell you is "omg BRIAN MILLER likes BEER and GERMAN MUSIC and CONCRETE"

― break machine (Brian Miller), Monday, 26 March 2007 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

I went to the same highly expensive high school as him and let me say that shit fucks you up.

― Ed (dali), Monday, 26 March 2007 18:29 (nineteen years ago)

wait that fucking eagle knocked down the towers? fuck that eagle.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 26 March 2007 18:29 (nineteen years ago)

also, every time someone says "NOW maybe he'll stop posting very personal information online" they are proven very very wrong within a week.

― break machine (Brian Miller), Monday, 26 March 2007 18:30 (nineteen years ago)

I used my real name in the beginning, but with a similar amount of decorum. There's 7 years of posts under my main email address, I remember that.

― Ed (dali), Monday, 26 March 2007 18:31 (nineteen years ago)

james lipton: what kind of noise do you hate?
charlize theron: the sound of animals or children in pain.

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA WAHT

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 March 2007 18:31 (nineteen years ago)

yeah wtf? ^

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 26 March 2007 18:31 (nineteen years ago)

"what kind of noise do you hate?" should be a question in all the presidential debates

― break machine (Brian Miller), Monday, 26 March 2007 18:33 (nineteen years ago)

THROW IT UP FOR UNGOOGLABILITY BRIAN

― 69 (pete), Monday, 26 March 2007 18:35 (nineteen years ago)

UH GOOGLE RESULT #4

www.myspace.com/brianmillerisafaggot
MySpace Profile - Brian Miller, BURBANK, California, US, Violent tattletale. ... Brian Miller & Kevins Shields track on LA Noisescape comp CD ...
www.myspace.com/brianmillerisafaggot - 139k - Cached - Similar pages - Note this

― 69 (pete), Monday, 26 March 2007 18:35 (nineteen years ago)

i was on a family vacation and watching inside the actor's studio with my sister and the cosmic wtf amazingness of that one answer of charlize's has stuck with me for years. sometimes i'll just remember it out of nowhere and crack up. she thought really hard about it too.

― ZR (teenagequiet), Monday, 26 March 2007 18:35 (nineteen years ago)

YOU MOVED, BRIAN???

― 69 (pete), Monday, 26 March 2007 18:36 (nineteen years ago)

JFK DUDE

― 69 (pete), Monday, 26 March 2007 18:36 (nineteen years ago)

Pete Smith may refer to:

* Pete Smith (announcer), Australian radio and television announcer
* Pete L. Smith, Major League Baseball pitcher, 1962–1963
* Pete J. Smith, Major League Baseball pitcher, 1987–1998
* Pete Smith (film producer)
* Pete Smith (New Zealand actor)

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 March 2007 18:38 (nineteen years ago)

69 otm, my favorite GIS for "brian miller":

http://www.radio1rph.org.au/images2/miller.jpg

O NOES PREMONITION

― break machine (Brian Miller), Monday, 26 March 2007 18:38 (nineteen years ago)

note: I will NEVER wear a blue polo shirt or sit at honey-stained oak cabinetry. Other than that, pic is exactly OTM.

― break machine (Brian Miller), Monday, 26 March 2007 18:39 (nineteen years ago)

also I am well aware that my name is globally unique.

― Ed (dali), Monday, 26 March 2007 18:40 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.radio1rph.org.au/images2/miller.jpg

"god i hate all these little indie bastards. IT'S JUST BASS, IT WON'T KILL YOU...although i wish it would. now where's my geritol?"

― ZR (teenagequiet), Monday, 26 March 2007 18:41 (nineteen years ago)

gis for ps: http://www.ucs.ed.ac.uk/admin/Staff/photos/n-s/smith_pete.jpg

gis for zr: http://www.idohuntak.com/hunt05/Guide-Zach%20Richardson%20with%20his%20after%20season%2010%20foot%20Brown%20Bear%202005.JPG

gis for ap: http://cache.gawker.com/news/jewish-thumb.jpg

will keep going for everyone but i think there is a limit on how many i can post at once ;_;

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 March 2007 18:42 (nineteen years ago)

ha! i knew ap was jewish

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 26 March 2007 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

and asian

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 26 March 2007 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

gis for ps TOTALLY then killed and ate his photographer

― ZR (teenagequiet), Monday, 26 March 2007 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

mw: http://www.velobios.com/riders/mark-walters.jpg

klg: http://freepages.family.rootsweb.com/~adelr/may94/8-2-cvr.jpg

me: http://www.livestock-sales.co.uk/mart/pedigree_dairy/2005/BW/top_price_jersey.jpg

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 March 2007 18:44 (nineteen years ago)

IT'S JUST BASS, IT WON'T KILL YOU...although i wish it would.

THIS IS GETTING ZAZZLED AND WILL BE WORN, BY ME, AT THE BLACK CAT.

― break machine (Brian Miller), Monday, 26 March 2007 18:44 (nineteen years ago)

TOMBOT: http://www.jokes.org.au/userimages/user756_1154055336.jpg
gis 8080

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 March 2007 18:45 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha tom's full name first result is the funny

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 26 March 2007 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

http://jupiter.phy.umist.ac.uk/images/TomAstroSm.jpg

someone start photoshopping injokes into this santorum.jpg style

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 March 2007 18:47 (nineteen years ago)

dar1a: http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i292/kfcgravy/namebadge.jpg

ed: http://www.beatmuseum.org/altoon/images/artists.jpg

dan perry: http://www.scit.wlv.ac.uk/~ps1908/boadicea.jpg

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 March 2007 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

i am enjoying this game too much y/n

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 March 2007 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

no this is a fun game. do not be ashamed.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 26 March 2007 18:53 (nineteen years ago)

guys chr1stian is pretty cute: http://hr.truman.edu/sources/images/People/Leah_Hettinger.JPG

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 March 2007 18:54 (nineteen years ago)

My GIS = otm.

LJ drama = FUNNIEST SHIT EVER, OMG TOO MANY LOLZ

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Monday, 26 March 2007 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

http://img03.picoodle.com/img/img03/7/3/26/f_psjazzm_6be1972.jpg

― break machine (Brian Miller), Monday, 26 March 2007 18:57 (nineteen years ago)

CSS

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 March 2007 18:57 (nineteen years ago)

why is zr playing the pan flute

why is ps playing a jazz kit

why does the potomac look so endless

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 26 March 2007 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

Yes, see, the problem here is that the first GIS result for my name is ACTUALLY ME. GAME OVER.

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 26 March 2007 18:59 (nineteen years ago)

laurel, try googling alex. i had to look for that asian jew i posted.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 March 2007 19:00 (nineteen years ago)

wait laurel wtf @ togas

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 March 2007 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

btw laurel this is now you: http://www.suberic.net/dwj/pix/covers/mixedmagics.jpg

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 March 2007 19:02 (nineteen years ago)

Actually I love Diana Wynne Jones. And the togas are IN GREECE. And this is now me:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/5b/Caspar_David_Friedrich_032.jpg/471px-Caspar_David_Friedrich_032.jpg

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 26 March 2007 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

Fluffy Bear: http://www.mountainapplecompany.com/Uploads/PP001.jpg
John Justen: http://www.cs.cmu.edu/afs/cs/usr/webb/html/jon.gif
GZ**s: http://www.fusedmagazine.com/Assets/Images/Articles/article_full/richard_pryor.jpg

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Monday, 26 March 2007 19:09 (nineteen years ago)

Fluffy Bear could also be this: http://www.caulifloweralleyclub.org/images/jpetersn%5B1%5D.jpg

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Monday, 26 March 2007 19:11 (nineteen years ago)

ok that guy rules

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 March 2007 19:11 (nineteen years ago)

jimmy the mod: http://g2007.com/wef/ginBooze.jpg

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 March 2007 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

chicago kevin: http://www.nevblog.com/images/nev-chicago-small.jpg

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 March 2007 19:13 (nineteen years ago)

Sara R-C (apologies for hueg): http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f168/n001pa/DSCF0107.jpg

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Monday, 26 March 2007 19:14 (nineteen years ago)

GIS me:

http://ciberweb.msu.edu/success/images/USCarolina1-001.jpg

― Ed (dali), Monday, 26 March 2007 19:14 (nineteen years ago)

LOL NED RAGGETT: http://kuci.org/~nraggett/wrestlingfun.JPG

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Monday, 26 March 2007 19:14 (nineteen years ago)

Yes, see, the problem here is that the first GIS result for my name is ACTUALLY ME. GAME OVER.

me too :(

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Monday, 26 March 2007 19:15 (nineteen years ago)

pert buttocks!!!

― Ed (dali), Monday, 26 March 2007 19:15 (nineteen years ago)

but this will do in a pinch: http://www.ninimomo.com/mt05xx.jpg

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Monday, 26 March 2007 19:16 (nineteen years ago)

omg gbx awesome

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Monday, 26 March 2007 19:16 (nineteen years ago)

lol the chick is even from MT

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Monday, 26 March 2007 19:16 (nineteen years ago)

LJ: http://www.retrogames.co.uk/stock/assets/images/Ams_-_Geoff_Capes.jpg

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Monday, 26 March 2007 19:17 (nineteen years ago)

JW: http://www.antipope.org/feorag/fluffcthulhu/noreascon2004/noreascon2004-Images/15.jpg

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Monday, 26 March 2007 19:18 (nineteen years ago)

dr morbius: http://www.grimshaworigin.org/images/NorthAmerica/William_H_Webb_1.jpg

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 March 2007 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

whoa hueg

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 March 2007 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

JW OTM

― Ed (dali), Monday, 26 March 2007 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

Pleasant Plains: http://www.schooneradventure.com/images/Music_at_Pleasant_Plains.jpg

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Monday, 26 March 2007 19:27 (nineteen years ago)

wait...jw's pin...does it say "have you heard about our generous minion benefit package"?!?!

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 March 2007 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

john lb: http://stlouis.missouri.org/landmarks/2004-Gills.JPG

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Monday, 26 March 2007 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

HAY KWESCHUN: is that rockism thread from last summer the origin of face-hearting quote? Or is it earlier? Search fxn is inconclusive.

I would say, yes. We cannot turn the face of the future into a heart.

moley on Wednesday, June 8, 2005 6:33 PM (1 year ago)

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 26 March 2007 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

schef: YES IT DOES :D

xp it is from some thread about a dude's step dad

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Monday, 26 March 2007 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

no, laurel, the matos's step-father thread is the origin of cannot turn face into heart!!

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 March 2007 19:31 (nineteen years ago)

that was a funny thread

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Monday, 26 March 2007 19:31 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=40&threadid=17054

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 March 2007 19:32 (nineteen years ago)

No, nevermind, I'm finding refs from 2003 now. Does anyone know the original?

XP: Ahhh, okay hold on.

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 26 March 2007 19:32 (nineteen years ago)

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c174/2ndnature/thuglife-32071.jpg

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Monday, 26 March 2007 19:32 (nineteen years ago)

let's send the kids O-U-T-S-I-D-E so we can fuck is still my favorite story

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 March 2007 19:32 (nineteen years ago)

that is my new tat, btw

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Monday, 26 March 2007 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

where are you putting it

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 March 2007 19:36 (nineteen years ago)

"where are you putting it" is my new tat

― break machine (Brian Miller), Monday, 26 March 2007 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

"Yeah," he said. "You're right. How silly of me. Professional wrestling isn't real. Not like roller derby."

i would like to have this quote represented in a tattoo somehow

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 March 2007 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

Haha post picture of "DO NOT BE FRONTING" with arrow to middle of chest.

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 26 March 2007 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

this is the first pic if you GIS my real name:

http://www.foley.com/photo/09910.jpg

not me.

― gordon gartrelle (chicago kevin), Monday, 26 March 2007 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

Please refrain from fronting. Same difference.

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 26 March 2007 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

hahahaha we just had a client ask if we could make the people in a recent package of renderings "less multicultural"

― break machine (Brian Miller), Monday, 26 March 2007 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

whew ok note to self: the lesson of today is not to take so much xanax tomorrow

― ZR (teenagequiet), Monday, 26 March 2007 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

xpost (to be fair, 2/3 of the people in one rendering were wearing saris)

― break machine (Brian Miller), Monday, 26 March 2007 20:21 (nineteen years ago)

brian make the next one ALL black people

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Monday, 26 March 2007 20:22 (nineteen years ago)

Hey, as long as it's not "multi", it could be all ANYone!

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 26 March 2007 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

was it for an indian restaurant?

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 26 March 2007 20:24 (nineteen years ago)

It's for an american hotel going into a european country.

― break machine (Brian Miller), Monday, 26 March 2007 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

then make it fat dudes in shorts and flip flops holding mcdonalds bags.

― gordon gartrelle (chicago kevin), Monday, 26 March 2007 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

hahahaha! OTM

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 26 March 2007 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.kevdo.com/holiday2005/Images/Tourists_at_Disneyland.jpg

― break machine (Brian Miller), Monday, 26 March 2007 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

that photo was one midwestern cop moustache from being everything i hate about america. the denim, the obviously stupid kids, the lack of panache everywhere, the FUCKING SHORTS....

i need a drink.

― gordon gartrelle (chicago kevin), Monday, 26 March 2007 20:39 (nineteen years ago)

CONGRATULATIONS MRS JENNINGS, YOU'RE RAISING SOME REALLY UGLY KIDS THERE.

― gordon gartrelle (chicago kevin), Monday, 26 March 2007 20:40 (nineteen years ago)

the one looks like he got smacked upside the head right before that picture was taken.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 26 March 2007 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

http://ec3.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/e1/2d/b81c923f8da017943891a010._AA200_.L.jpg

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Monday, 26 March 2007 22:23 (nineteen years ago)

watch this now funy record guyz

http://blog.wfmu.org/freeform/2007/03/antiques_rocksh.html#comments

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Monday, 26 March 2007 22:58 (nineteen years ago)

oh hey guys

http://www.jefframirez.com/ilx/beach2.jpg

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 00:24 (nineteen years ago)

btw i am actually watching antique roadshow right now. should i be shot with a ball of my own shit y/n

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 00:25 (nineteen years ago)

agh cuttyhorse.jpg no no no

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 04:50 (nineteen years ago)

this is for everyone's benefit especially mw
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/159/436116686_85790b2007.jpg

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 05:25 (nineteen years ago)

I'm gonna come over there and challenge you to eat my blackberry.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 05:31 (nineteen years ago)

This is pathetic:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/170/436119795_29efb88bae.jpg?v=0

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 05:33 (nineteen years ago)

agh cuttyhorse.jpg YES YES YES

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 10:56 (nineteen years ago)

why, brian, why. why did you do this to me.

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 11:56 (nineteen years ago)

why did you force me to drink again for the 15th day in a row and can i also blame you for the last 14 ;_1

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 11:57 (nineteen years ago)

and tonight

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 11:59 (nineteen years ago)

why did I do this to me

― break machine (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 12:08 (nineteen years ago)

uh there was supposed to be 2 photos with my other post? fucked that up somehow.
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/172/436120760_7481756aff.jpg

also wtf @ the three cops stationed outside dupont metro actively chasing ppl down and ticketing them for jaywalking?!?!

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 12:54 (nineteen years ago)

Did you guys all die again?

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 12:57 (nineteen years ago)

nb i did not get a ticket because i was still in spaced out johnny knoxville is dreamy mode and totally just like forgot to cross the street for at least 2 minutes??! everyone else on the corner did tho so thx insomnia and jackass :D

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 12:57 (nineteen years ago)

http://img01.picoodle.com/img/img01/7/3/27/f_jaywalkingm_b6e4e6a.jpg

― break machine (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 13:00 (nineteen years ago)

really, though, almost every single sign in the world could have "plus you might die" appended to it and be accurate.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 13:00 (nineteen years ago)

"nice weather = gin drinks on my porch. all bros welcome! plus you might die"

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 13:04 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.countryarts.org.au/whyalla_cinema/twin_cinemas/Images/baby_on_board.jpg

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 13:04 (nineteen years ago)

that sign means the drivers have already died ;_;

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 13:05 (nineteen years ago)

http://img03.picoodle.com/img/img03/7/3/27/f_fsbom_e311816.jpg

― break machine (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 13:14 (nineteen years ago)

:D
i would buy that house

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 13:18 (nineteen years ago)

i would pass out on the couch at that house

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 13:23 (nineteen years ago)

like you're choosy.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 13:23 (nineteen years ago)

if ally bought that house it's damn near certain that one of us would die there actually

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 13:24 (nineteen years ago)

listen, those charges were dropped, i never killed anyone according to the state of virginia.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 13:25 (nineteen years ago)

ok why do i have to do a "self-evaluation" for my "six month" review do i have to do EVERYTHING around here christ

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 13:26 (nineteen years ago)

"If You Lived Here You'd Be Home By Now. Plus You Might Die."

― gordon gartrelle (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 13:29 (nineteen years ago)

I shall write it four you:

I am queen of this department and the internets, I can outperform everyone and GIS cat pictures simultaneously. I keep a sloth in my décolletage and still you do not pay me what you owe me. Do I have to send da bhoyz round

yours

Schäftër

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 13:31 (nineteen years ago)

that is a lot better than what i have written which says "i'm retarded, i talk like a fag, and my shit is fucked up," i will use yours instead.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 13:32 (nineteen years ago)

I think your entire self evaluation should be cat pictures

― break machine (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 13:36 (nineteen years ago)

holy shit WHICH PUPPY

http://www.issr-shilohshepherds.ca/SilverMapleKennels-StarTango07/WeekFour/IMAG033.JPG

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 13:38 (nineteen years ago)

i'll just print out schefterblog and hand that in.

xpost oh damn dude both of them

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 13:38 (nineteen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/72/Longcation.png/180px-Longcation.png

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 13:43 (nineteen years ago)

OK NOW THERE IS A POLICE CAR BLOCKING OFF THE ENTIRETY OF 12TH STREET RIGHT UNDER MY OFFICE WHAT IS UP TODAY

xpost oh damn

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 13:46 (nineteen years ago)

longcat warning OTM

― break machine (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 13:46 (nineteen years ago)

al3x par3ene, editor of longcat, ladies and gentlemen

― 69 (pete), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 13:50 (nineteen years ago)

i've been banned from ilx!

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 13:51 (nineteen years ago)

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 13:52 (nineteen years ago)

as of like ten minutes ago. all i posted in the last half-hour was a picture of gordon parks

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 13:52 (nineteen years ago)

maybe gordon parks turned into tubgirl.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 13:52 (nineteen years ago)

how come you two get banned but i can't manage to get anyone to ban me at all ever even after posting things like SHUT THE FUCK UP LIMEY RETARD. who do i have to blow to get to see the banned screen?

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 13:54 (nineteen years ago)

all i wanted to post was this about louis jagger:

i just saw him walking down the street, he was headed through a doorway that had a bucket of paint balanced on it.

-- 600 on Tuesday, March 27, 2007 10:32 AM (15 minutes ago)

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 13:54 (nineteen years ago)

ghost rider it looks like lots of people have been banned, probably just a glitch

Problems getting to new ILX?

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 13:54 (nineteen years ago)

that shit will happen

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 13:54 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha does anyone else remember the time gareth slipped on a banana peel and then posted to ilx all like "oh my god! it finally happened!" like somehow falling on a banana peel is like losing your virginity or something? i love that dude.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 13:56 (nineteen years ago)

here ally, the banned screen looks like this

http://img363.imageshack.us/img363/8977/barredlc3.jpg

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 14:01 (nineteen years ago)

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 14:04 (nineteen years ago)

http://img03.picoodle.com/img/img03/7/3/27/f_sign2m_7cbed18.jpg

― break machine (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 14:07 (nineteen years ago)

ok, that, my friend, is a damn good self-evaluation

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 14:08 (nineteen years ago)

http://img03.picoodle.com/img/img03/7/3/27/f_sign1m_8c4a1bf.jpg

― break machine (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 14:09 (nineteen years ago)

i'm unbanned now :/

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 14:12 (nineteen years ago)

hooray?

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 14:12 (nineteen years ago)

CCCCC  AAAAA  L      ZZZZZ  OOOOO  N   N  EEEEE
C      A   A  L         Z   O   O  NN  N  EEE
C      AAAAA  L       ZZ    O   O  N N N  E
CCCCC  A   A  LLLLL  ZZZZZ  OOOOO  N  NN  EEEEE

bump calzone

― 69 (pete), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 14:14 (nineteen years ago)

OK A) ALL OF THESE SIGNS ARE 100% OTM CSS 8080

B) NOW I WANT A CALZONE

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 14:16 (nineteen years ago)

i can't believe you guys are thinking about lunch wtf it's barely breakfast

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 14:18 (nineteen years ago)

http://img03.picoodle.com/img/img03/7/3/27/f_sign3m_23d336f.jpg

― break machine (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 14:19 (nineteen years ago)

okay, fuck, who wants to get calzones for lunch at Famous Luigi's?

― break machine (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 14:21 (nineteen years ago)

famous luigi's pizza is occasionally wack as shit

― 69 (pete), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 14:23 (nineteen years ago)

I'm totally open to other options

― break machine (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 14:24 (nineteen years ago)

i don't even know who famous luigi is

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 14:24 (nineteen years ago)

You're doing it again. I will go home and turn these ingredients into tortilla.

I miss living in turin an being able to get a calzone, slice of farinata and a chinotto for 5000 lire.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 14:25 (nineteen years ago)

He's on the right Ally:

http://tn3-1.deviantart.com/300W/fs7.deviantart.com/i/2005/220/b/e/SUPER_MARIO_BROS_MARIO_A_LUIGI_by_FlintofMother3.jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 14:25 (nineteen years ago)

oh shit chinotto is soooo awes

no no - i cant go to lunch today anyway - luigi's it is! and ill go there and try the c-zones anyway. its just that the pizza is inconsistent.

― 69 (pete), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 14:27 (nineteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/170/433198253_2c39d5440d.jpg

^^^^^^^ i forgot about this, isn't this meant to be jon's new username?

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 14:29 (nineteen years ago)

I've never had a calzone there, but I think it's the closest calzone option to my office. Potbelly might win out for being closer and faster, now that I've wasted my morning with in-joke street signs.

― break machine (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 14:30 (nineteen years ago)

For Dan: http://www.myspace.com/eljeffebonanza

The quote is from Bus Tales dot com: http://www.bustales.com/route/2/oversized-mobility-scooter/

Oversized Mobility Scooter

I wait for my bus line 2 while I am sitting in my power wheelchair (normal size) at 22nd/Franklin Ave, rolled into secured area. While riding my bus to the Lyndale/Franklin Ave, I saw a oversized mobility scooter at Bloomington/Franklin Ave, the elderly woman’s scooter face forward onto the lift, the driver told elderly “Turn around and backward onto lift”, she little bit of fericous (sp?) and not want go backward instead she using forward onto the lift, the scooter went into wheelchair secured area next to me.

Okay, next few stops, another elderly hopped onto bus and put her fare into box and asked passenger “Can I have change for $1 dollars”, I told elderly at box “Nope!, Change at the store” and driver told her get off the bus and change at the store, she got off in next block. Finally at the Nicollet/Franklin Ave the elderly in oversized scooter need to get off the bus. she going backward in the alisle to the lift, hard to manuvering, and she threw her cane to her grandson outside of front door. Oh boy! that bitchin’ in the oversized scooter need to learn how to use backward onto lift.

NOPE! CHANGE AT STORE, BITCHINS!

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 14:39 (nineteen years ago)

that story = pete in 40 years, only he'd have a crush on the lady who wanted change

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 14:44 (nineteen years ago)

TEAM DAN PERRY
http://www.littletreesracing.com/team/images/tp_dperry.gif

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 14:45 (nineteen years ago)

i...can't actually follow what occurred in that story.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 14:48 (nineteen years ago)

that bitchin' in the oversized scooter need to learn how to use backward onto lift, what more do you need to know?

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 14:49 (nineteen years ago)

i just don't actually understand what a single word you just said means, is the problem.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 14:50 (nineteen years ago)

CHANGE AT STORE, ALLY. CHANGE AT STORE.

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 14:50 (nineteen years ago)

what with the elderly with the change? what was that about? XPOST

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 14:51 (nineteen years ago)

HI THIS IS A PICTURE OF ME. I AM REACTING TO THIS STORY.
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/myspace.gif

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 14:52 (nineteen years ago)

THE ELDERLY PEOPLE HAVE THEIR OWN BUSLINE

also cheezburger kitty otm but cut down on the chocolate!

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

SUMMARY: Bitchin' elderly has been juge (sp?) by normal size scooter man.

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 14:54 (nineteen years ago)

but what about the lady who needed change?!?! why did she have to change at store?

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 14:55 (nineteen years ago)

the elderly woman’s scooter face

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 14:55 (nineteen years ago)

SCOOTER LIBBY IS GUILTYS HE SERVE ON SHIP NOW SS POMERANIAN:

http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/goonfleet.jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 14:56 (nineteen years ago)

ok my equilibrium and understanding is now restored, thank you mw.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

wow, that was quite a story!

― that bitchin' in the oversized scooter need to learn how to use backward on (chi, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:06 (nineteen years ago)

i have a question guys:

my roommate reminded me midweek last week that his parents are visiting "for the weekend".

"ok cool"

they'll be staying here

"...in our TINY house?"

yeah.

"um, ok. when are they getting here?"

saturday

"saturday? not gonna have much time then, huh?"

well, i have no idea how long they're staying

"...UH"

my mom's got the week off, she's a teacher.

"...they might be staying in our tiny house for a WEEK?"

I guess, so, yeah! :D oh, wait, yep, it's a definite. they're staying for a week! gonna throw us an awesome BBQ next saturday!

"...i hate you"

my question: wtf am i crazy or is this totally out of line??? i mean, dude is still in college and 3-4 years younger than me and all, but this is MY HOUSE. YOU CAN'T INVITE PPL OVER FOR A WEEK, RIGHT< EVEN IF THEY"RE YOU'RE ADMITTEDLY VERY NICE PARENTS???

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:08 (nineteen years ago)

even my keyboard is fucked up about this

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:09 (nineteen years ago)

yeah wow, that seems pretty damn uncool? aren't parents supposed to spring for hotel rooms?

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:11 (nineteen years ago)

on the other hand, sure it's total bullshit, but you get an awesome BBQ!

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:11 (nineteen years ago)

i know right?? they rolled up in a Benz (they drove here), so it's not like they can't afford a room!

i feel like a stranger in my own home. A STRANGER.

xp BITCHIN'!

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:12 (nineteen years ago)

That bitchin' elderly need to learn how to use hotel 8.

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:12 (nineteen years ago)

Saturday is just far enough away that a plate of fish guts slipped under the stove is going to smell REALLY BAD by the weekend. I say make the house un-liveable and sleep in the library until parentals clear out.

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:12 (nineteen years ago)

you should srsly tell elderly to "Turn around and backward onto lift"

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:13 (nineteen years ago)

that is totally out of line!

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:13 (nineteen years ago)

it's not bitchin at all either, i'd be pissed off. if your roommate had given you warning, it'd be one thing.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:14 (nineteen years ago)

i mean, really i just want to be able to smoke weed and play guitar badly w/o feeling like i'm pissing anyone off that isn't (a) my roommate and (b) my neighbors, cuz that ship has SAILED

xp - that is one nice thing, tho, L. his mom basically walked into the house and shit magically got clean. i'm not even kdding. so that's nice i guess

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:14 (nineteen years ago)

no that is completely uncool, he should've asked you well in advance if this was ok? i'm trying to imagine what i would do if tom or steph4nie or esth3r or any other roommate-type-situation did that to me and the answer is obviously file for divorce immediately (tom only, wasn't married to either of those other ladies ;_;) and go crash with someone else for the rest of time, so dude i say you just kill them and steal their bbq sauce.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:15 (nineteen years ago)

having his parents there shouldn't stop you from smoking weed and playing guitar

― break machine (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:15 (nineteen years ago)

yea, no warning. well, about the WEEK LONG part. i figured two nights over teh weekend wouldn't be that bad. probably get a free meal or two. but this is just bananas.

i'm gonna steal their benz

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:15 (nineteen years ago)

Crash over at hottie's apt that week and have casual sex.

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:16 (nineteen years ago)

oh hey!

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:16 (nineteen years ago)

fluffy bear otm

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:16 (nineteen years ago)

fluffy bear 8080

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:16 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.aradultprotection.com/Dementia_files/ElderAbuse.gif

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:17 (nineteen years ago)

yeah klg almost invited an auxillary australian to stay with us last year, someone whom we did not know and had never met and Meg, our australian who was staying with with us (and was someone we knew) had just met and i was on needles and pins for a bit.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:17 (nineteen years ago)

i think i'll just petulantly eat all his food

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:19 (nineteen years ago)

and smoke his weeds

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:19 (nineteen years ago)

you all really need to try enacting the whole "no one crashes here at all unless it is 5am and perhaps vomiting will occur" rule that i have at my place. i learned my lesson the hard way when houseguests at my studio apt in nyc decided to just stay on for A YEAR OR SO.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:20 (nineteen years ago)

yes on the food eating and weed smoking but reverse the order so you can really put a dent in his food. also: stop bathing.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:21 (nineteen years ago)

rub one out in the living room while they're having breakfast, that ought to do it.

― that bitchin' in the oversized scooter need to learn how to use backward (chicag, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:22 (nineteen years ago)

Dude, I KNOW you can charm his mother. His parents will love you SO MUCH because you clearly have way better life skills and can get the party/charcoal started for BBQ, and they'll be so glad you live with THEIR DARLING SUNGGG. And then get them to clean everything, buy you groceries for the house, maybe pick up two decent chairs for the porch/yard etc etc. You win!

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:23 (nineteen years ago)

except for the part that he has invaders in his living situation.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:23 (nineteen years ago)

oh also an important fact: your roomie's still in college. so he's still sorta dumb? VALUABLE LIFE LESSONS NOT ALL ACQUIRED YET, STILL AT 73% POWER LEVEL

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:24 (nineteen years ago)

i mean honestly? staying with families really, really sucks and it makes me go mental. i mean, not like MY family specifically either, staying with anyone's family and having to be all polite and shit and go smoke somewhere appropriate and get woken up at fucking 8am cos old ppl be crazy and blah blah blah blah blah. uggggggggggggh do not want.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:25 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah Ally but this is the roommate who left raw ground beef on the kitchen counter for like three days, is the thing. If this person's mother is willing to sanitize/degrease/polish all household surfaces, it might just be worth it for a clean start.

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:26 (nineteen years ago)

raw beef on the counter revitalizes pores and provided much needed nutrients to the air.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:27 (nineteen years ago)

You get his parents to buy you weed. They become your new party friends. Roommate is embarrassed and spends week hanging with socially retarded foreign exchange students. You wear sunglasses and do bong shots with cheerleaders. HA HA FUCKER

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:28 (nineteen years ago)

ehhhhhhhh but at the end of the day yr still living with that dude and he'll just fuck it up again so it's not a winning proposition in my mind. it's like my friend tony. he keeps hiring a maid service to clean their house but thing is at the end of the day he still lives with luke and luke's feral cat and feral pug so why bother. tony is v v neat and organized and clean and his room is always in perfect order, but the rest of the house is just going to look like one of those houses that get raided by the aspca to remove animals from an elderly, senile hoarder. because he lives with an alcoholic wow addict, occasionally said-person's white trash girlfriend, and his filthy cat and dog. WHY BOTHER.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:30 (nineteen years ago)

DO COKE OFF HIS MOM'S ASS

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:30 (nineteen years ago)

fluffy bear you are v otm today

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:30 (nineteen years ago)

WAIT WAIT I GOT IT: FLY YOUR PARENTS IN, THEY CAN STAY WITH YOU AS WELL. THEN, DURING THE BBQ, MAKE YR PARENTS FITE. THE WINNER IS EVERYONE

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:32 (nineteen years ago)

I MEAN BOTH SETS OF PARENTS FITE EACH OTHER

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:32 (nineteen years ago)

Tell him if his parents don't leave, the situation will enter a 'different phase'.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:33 (nineteen years ago)

xpost, tag team or royal rumble?

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:33 (nineteen years ago)

ROWCHE RUMBLE

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:34 (nineteen years ago)

I can't help with the housing situation because I'm still marvelling at the bus story.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:34 (nineteen years ago)

Unless maybe you tell the parents "Nope! Change at the store!"

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:34 (nineteen years ago)

install a tunrstile at the front door and profit from the trip.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:35 (nineteen years ago)

Alternately you can tell yr roommate "I don't want to put your parents into an unexpected bind but DO NOT EVER INVITE PEOPLE TO STAY WITH US WITHOUT ASKING ME FIRST OR ELSE I WILL KICK YOUR TESTICLES SO HARD THEY SHOOT OUT OF THE TOP OF YOUR HEAD."

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:39 (nineteen years ago)

Accuse them for being britishers if they don't tip you.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:39 (nineteen years ago)

install the "plus you might die" sign outside your home. that might scare them off.

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:40 (nineteen years ago)

ok all you dudes otm

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:40 (nineteen years ago)

set up a ytmnd about your roommate's gay orgy, send mom the link. visit cancelled.

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:41 (nineteen years ago)

You wear sunglasses and do bong shots with cheerleaders. HA HA FUCKER

^^^^ the ultimate prize

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:42 (nineteen years ago)

While riding my bus to the Lyndale/Franklin Ave, I saw a oversized mobility scooter at Bloomington/Franklin Ave, the elderly woman’s scooter face forward onto the lift, the driver told elderly “Turn around and backward onto lift”, she little bit of fericous (sp?) and not want go backward instead she using forward onto the lift, the scooter went into wheelchair secured area next to me.

"Did I spell that right? 'Fericous'? Because there's absolutely NOTHING ELSE WRONG with this sentence."

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:45 (nineteen years ago)

I now go off to lunch wondering what a little bit of fercious from an elderly woman in an oversized scooter looks like.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:46 (nineteen years ago)

the elderly woman’s scooter face

in what culture is calling an old lady "scooter face" considered an insult?

― that bitchin' in the oversized scooter need to learn how to use backward (chicag, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:47 (nineteen years ago)

i just got Ed's 'different phase' joke

kudos

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:47 (nineteen years ago)

what is an oversized scooter anyway

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:48 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_apr2002/SeniorScooter.jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:48 (nineteen years ago)

oh. no wonder that guy was so fucked up, i'd be incomprehensible in that situation too.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:49 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.gadgetreview.com/uploaded_images/scooter-714280.jpg

WANT^^

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:49 (nineteen years ago)

http://media.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/photo/2005/10/22/PH2005102201442.jpg

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:52 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.scrapaholicshideaway.com/scooter_photo2_framed.jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:52 (nineteen years ago)

shit sorry!

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:53 (nineteen years ago)

i have some questions about scrap

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:53 (nineteen years ago)

who to turn to????

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:54 (nineteen years ago)

Scrap what?

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:54 (nineteen years ago)

you guys are all fired

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:55 (nineteen years ago)

scooter can answer questions about scrap

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:56 (nineteen years ago)

you can't fire SCOOTER, RESIDENT SCRAP COUNSELOR

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:57 (nineteen years ago)

he can stay, the rest of you tho: pack yr desks plz.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 15:58 (nineteen years ago)

QWAK ME DUCK NOW ME CAN"T LEAVE

http://www.itineratesurfer.com/wp-content/DuckCat.jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:00 (nineteen years ago)

I GOT NOWHERE ELSE TO GO

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:00 (nineteen years ago)

you can't fire me i never worked here

― ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:01 (nineteen years ago)

jesus christ mw

fine none of you are fired, whatever.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:01 (nineteen years ago)

ZR: that's what makes this so difficult

xpost

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:01 (nineteen years ago)

just delivered to my office:
http://ec3.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000006NUT.01._AA240_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg
http://www.tgrec.com/images/catalog/fullsize/278-1.jpg
http://cover6.cduniverse.com/MuzeAudioArt/340/347637.jpg

GET READY FOR AN OBNOXIOUS AFTERNOON CRL

― 69 (pete), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:02 (nineteen years ago)

when will they make the first internet nerd seinfeld? :(

Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪ on Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:02 (1 hour ago)

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:03 (nineteen years ago)

oh now there's an idea -- i'm just gonna play acid mothers temple all week

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:03 (nineteen years ago)

No you should just take ACID with his MOTHER and then go to a TEMPLE

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:04 (nineteen years ago)

good point mark

― 69 (pete), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:06 (nineteen years ago)

8080

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:06 (nineteen years ago)

this is a CHRISTIAN state, dude

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:07 (nineteen years ago)

freedom isn't free ffs

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:07 (nineteen years ago)

"if you do not like me writing in caps then delete my email and do not respond I think it scared you to death."

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:13 (nineteen years ago)

this is a CHRISTIAN state, dude
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/157/417091851_3ea504851b.jpg
^^^^^^ this is what i immediately assumed you meant and was like what is the problem then

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:15 (nineteen years ago)

they seem nice

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:15 (nineteen years ago)

dude skull kontrol!! i saw them open for blonde redhead.. uh.. somewhere in baltimore. the act before them was one dude with a sampler who sang really loud screechy noisy songs about kitchen appliances, mostly. it sounds cool in theory but in practice intolerable

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:16 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha i would totally live in that christian state

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:16 (nineteen years ago)

srsly i mean free xanax for all

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:18 (nineteen years ago)

grinnin' like a muppet 94/7

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:19 (nineteen years ago)

yeah i decided i was wrong and that yesterday's lesson is to take MORE xanax today not less

― ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:19 (nineteen years ago)

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:20 (nineteen years ago)

free xanax! whoah youse guys i step away for a few days and what has happened around here?

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:21 (nineteen years ago)

:D :D :D :D :D

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:24 (nineteen years ago)

8080

― ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:26 (nineteen years ago)

i'm gonna take a nap

― ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:27 (nineteen years ago)

i'm trying to convince my friend who's accepting an award tonight that the remarks he was assigned to prepare yesterday should consist entirely of the pre-game speech from any given sunday. it would be the only thing that would make me actually want to go to this damn thing tonight.

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:39 (nineteen years ago)

dear wind,

who invited you to this party? you basically are not a bro.

thx,
ally

dear ally,

stop fucking buying skirts that do not stay down in wind you know what is going to happen.

thx,
ally

dear alex,

that idea is otm and if yr friend doesn't do it, well, what kind of bro doesn't do that.

thx,
ally

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:40 (nineteen years ago)

thing is, he's made just about every mistake a middle-aged man can make.

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:40 (nineteen years ago)

i'm still working on a couple of them

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:41 (nineteen years ago)

i hope to have finished by the time i win an award so i can honestly make that speech

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:42 (nineteen years ago)

if i fail, i'll use billy dee's speech from brian's song instead

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:43 (nineteen years ago)

;_;

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:43 (nineteen years ago)

brian's song always makes me ;_;

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:44 (nineteen years ago)

IT IS SUPPOSED TO DO THAT, IT'S A SAD STORY

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:45 (nineteen years ago)

[heartfeltemotiontears]

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:47 (nineteen years ago)

i went through a "difficult" period where basically every movie i saw that wasn't bill & ted's excellent adventure made me cry, so i tried to structure my movie collection so that it wouldn't seem THAT odd but then my friend wanted to watch cool runnings of all things and they caught onto me.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:47 (nineteen years ago)

Wait.

Who in the world looks at a movie collection and says, "Out of all of these movies, the one which I really want to watch the most is 'Cool Runnings'."???????????????????????????

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:51 (nineteen years ago)

it was on tv. i do not own cool runnings. i am horrified that anyone would think that i do!!!

guys why are don cheadle and adam sandler apparently in some kind of 9/11 themed serious buddy movie together?

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:53 (nineteen years ago)

UH cool runnings is great u quers

― 69 (pete), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:55 (nineteen years ago)

cryinginthemiddleofthelivingroom.jpg

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:55 (nineteen years ago)

the act before them was one dude with a sampler who sang really loud screechy noisy songs about kitchen appliances, mostly. it sounds cool in theory but in practice intolerable

husker du reunion?

also cool runnings is a movie about jamaican bobsledders, the only way it could be better was if a walrus was on their team.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:56 (nineteen years ago)

vunderbar. our office administrator - who is total blood diamonds - just quit/was forced into leaving by our genius uk overlords, who've decided they would take on yet more of our basic business, which would sort of be ok if they were even slightly responsive and/or capable. there are five fucking people here now, including myself. i like one of them.

― ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:57 (nineteen years ago)

has anyone else seen this movie
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085608/

my parents are still traumatized over when they took me to see it in the theatre. i apparently started sobbing so hysterically at the ending that people seemed to think they were possibly abusing me. but fuck, who gives up a pet seal?

xpost ZR u work at my job and we should go meet on the 11th floor deck and hang

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:58 (nineteen years ago)

To Eric, she was his only friend. To all others, she was a hunted prize.

WTF

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:59 (nineteen years ago)

i do not own cool runnings. i am horrified that anyone would think that i do!!!

That was going to be my second question! I was assuming it was a gift.

I think that Don Cheadle and Adam Sandler's embarrassing new movie can be explained by the phrase "prodigious pay-per-view porn bill".

Also I am not sure if I can live in a world where "Cool Runnings" is considered great unless that also means that "Snow Dogs" is considered great, because as far as I'm concerned potato/potato.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 17:00 (nineteen years ago)

To Eric, she was his only friend. To all others, she was a hunted prize.

I kind of wish the tagline to every movie was a variant of this.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 17:01 (nineteen years ago)

(argh I am not implying that I think "Snow Dogs" is great, btw)

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 17:02 (nineteen years ago)

yeah reading the reviews i don't remember any of this intense shit, no wonder i was in hysterics.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 17:03 (nineteen years ago)

Snow Dogs is great, yes, duh. but then so is every movie with a dog like Firehouse Dog

http://www.firehousedogmovie.com/

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 17:03 (nineteen years ago)

OMG U GUIS ROSE AHS UPDATED HER FLICKAR PAGE

http://www.flickr.com/photos/rosie/436639643/

― The RealJTMod (Real JT Mod of Team Courage), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 17:05 (nineteen years ago)

shit is creepy what is up with the thank you re: 9/11 picture

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 17:06 (nineteen years ago)

re: "The Golden Seal", InuyashaFriend otm

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 17:07 (nineteen years ago)

yeah ally I saw that seal movie when I was little and it fucked my shit up too, even moreso than seeing psycho at my babysitter's house when I was 6. Babysitter also had a pirahna.

― break machine (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 17:10 (nineteen years ago)

also for as much as I hate all the bullshit in my profession sometimes it always lifts my spirits when I get to use the phrase "butt glazed"

― break machine (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 17:11 (nineteen years ago)

That would always lift my spirit sometimes, too!

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 17:12 (nineteen years ago)

Oh boy! that bitchin’ in the oversized scooter sometimes it always lifts my spirits.

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 17:15 (nineteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/126/329671144_f86d180acf.jpg
^^^^^^ this thread, today, is this robot

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 17:18 (nineteen years ago)

http://img03.picoodle.com/img/img03/7/3/27/f_harrym_83c988c.jpg

― break machine (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 17:24 (nineteen years ago)

what?

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 17:24 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 17:26 (nineteen years ago)

that movie would've been so much better if that was actually truth

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 17:32 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, it makes me sad that Don Cheadle is in that movie with Adam Sandler.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 17:32 (nineteen years ago)

Ally have you seen Peyton on SNL yet?

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 17:32 (nineteen years ago)

;_;
no, i have barely been home since i got back from nyc. i need to get a work computer with sound on it.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 17:33 (nineteen years ago)

you should stop helping your helpless colleagues until you get a computer with sound.

if you do get to go home for a substantial amount of time soon (hopefully!), it's worth torrenting the whole thing.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 17:36 (nineteen years ago)

i actually plan to stay in tonight for the first time in forever! i need to get laundry done at some point so i will download while doing that, i think. i am dying to see it??? i heard it was totally hilarious.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 17:37 (nineteen years ago)

dude it's seriously the greatest and the reason I'm harrassing you to see it so much is that you're like the only person I can think of that will enjoy it as much as I did!

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 17:38 (nineteen years ago)

http://img01.picoodle.com/img/img01/7/3/27/f_reignm_577aa52.jpg

― break machine (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 17:39 (nineteen years ago)

peyton looked cute in his suit. i couldn't hear what he was saying but i was totally ok with that.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

adam sandler is such a fucking boxcar that i am finding it difficult to find calling him a hunted prize funny ;_;

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 17:41 (nineteen years ago)

I thought the monologue was eh. The 300 sketch should have been great but ws really boring, also it showed that despite being a professional athlete Peyton has absolutely zero muscle definition, which I didn't really want to see in the first place. United Way sketch wass seriously awesome and made up for the rest x 1000.

― break machine (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 17:43 (nineteen years ago)

the 300 sketch was terrible, and the United Way sketch=sheer brilliance, but there's a couple other ones I'm pretty sure Ally will like.

Peyton has muscle definition in his arms!

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 17:44 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.compcamps.com/camps2006/and_phillips/images/catattack.jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 17:44 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/bucketcats.jpg

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 17:45 (nineteen years ago)

worst gps ever is pretty funny!

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 17:47 (nineteen years ago)

I just don't understand how "okay, it's The 300 with Peyton Manning" could have turned out badly ;_;

― break machine (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 17:47 (nineteen years ago)

dude the one with the mouse riding the cat riding the dog!

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 17:47 (nineteen years ago)

I know, Brian; I think it's because the writers didn't quite have a second thought about the skit.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 17:48 (nineteen years ago)

"MUSH"

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 17:49 (nineteen years ago)

I'm actually not at all sad about missing Peyton on SNL because I was very busy drinking all of these wines and beers at the time! :-D

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 17:51 (nineteen years ago)

i was dancing to the black lips! i missed it too! i watched it on this thing called the internet!

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 17:52 (nineteen years ago)

Dan, how did your concert on Sunday go?

(I missed Peyton in real time, too. yay internets!)

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 17:52 (nineteen years ago)

i was hangin with dr. morbius

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 17:53 (nineteen years ago)

AT THE GAY BAR

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 17:55 (nineteen years ago)

omg I think I broke GIS ;_;

― break machine (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 17:56 (nineteen years ago)

internets 4000% less funny

― break machine (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 17:56 (nineteen years ago)

guys i just got an e-mail from someone named ern3st b4rreta and it isn't spam e-mail, the internet is still funny.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

http://ww.no3rdw.com/crap/tobias1.jpg

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

never nude

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

i can't believe rosie has a flickr

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 18:04 (nineteen years ago)

and i can't believe the world knows about it

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 18:04 (nineteen years ago)

is anyone else's gmail f'ed up?

― that bitchin' in the oversized scooter need to learn how to use backward (chicag, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

yeah why is gmail so fucked today

I got super roots 7 for like $13, how does my day rate so far guys

― TOMB07 (trm), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 18:12 (nineteen years ago)

is super roots the musical version of roots?

― The RealJTMod (Real JT Mod of Team Courage), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 18:14 (nineteen years ago)

omg right after b4rreta e-mailed me, m4rty p00dles e-mailed me again. plz plz plz person named s4ge c00n i sold ad to a while back, it is yr turn to e-mail me and then it will be totally hilariousest hour of the day.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 18:15 (nineteen years ago)

dude it is clearly the SUPER version of Roots, where did you go to school

― TOMB07 (trm), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 18:15 (nineteen years ago)

Wait, how does Roots factor into the Marvel universe?

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

br00klyn at school ;_;

― The RealJTMod (Real JT Mod of Team Courage), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

i think that's where kunta kinte joins the justice league of america.

― that bitchin' in the oversized scooter need to learn how to use backward (chicag, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

eye yamataka would be a pretty great supervillain

― TOMB07 (trm), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 18:21 (nineteen years ago)

http://img01.picoodle.com/img/img01/7/3/27/f_sign4m_7312b39.jpg

― break machine (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D etc

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

even without the tremendous amounts of free xanax i got from the christian state i would still have to say ally otm

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 18:30 (nineteen years ago)

wait wait wait..... free xanax?

― that bitchin' in the oversized scooter need to learn how to use backward (chicag, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 18:30 (nineteen years ago)

yes that's why everyone on dc thread has been so cheerful and upbeat lately!

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 18:32 (nineteen years ago)

i ran out of mine ;_;

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 18:33 (nineteen years ago)

"free xanax" is code for "liquor we have to pay for" and "cheerful and upbeat" is code for "basically fucked up all of the time"

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 18:35 (nineteen years ago)

"everyone on dc thread" is code for "me"

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 18:36 (nineteen years ago)

Sounds like you need a visit from Tobias Funke, Analrapist.
http://ww.no3rdw.com/crap/tobias1.jpg

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 18:37 (nineteen years ago)

i have never had a xanax

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 18:38 (nineteen years ago)

oh well i'd offer you one of my mom's painkillers to cheer you up but i ran out in nyc ;_;

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 18:38 (nineteen years ago)

also fluffy bear wtf

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 18:38 (nineteen years ago)

For the remainder of the afternoon, I will endeavor, drawing upon my skills as a thespian, to invoke, nay, to channel, if you will, the voice of Tobias Funke, one of television’s most beloved characters.

What I wouldn’t do to spend a few hours inside his skin.
http://ww.no3rdw.com/crap/tobias1.jpg

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 18:39 (nineteen years ago)

cut it out

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 18:41 (nineteen years ago)

This may prove to be quite challenging. But as we say in “The Business” (and by “The Business”, I mean “Show Business”)…hold on…it’s on the tip of my tongue…I’ve nearly got it…
http://ww.no3rdw.com/crap/tobias1.jpg

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

STOP IT

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 18:47 (nineteen years ago)

FINE FUNKE TROLL IS GONE I HOPE YOU ARE HAPPY ;_;

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 18:52 (nineteen years ago)

aw come on this is hilarious

― ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 18:53 (nineteen years ago)

"hilarious"

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 18:53 (nineteen years ago)

"aw"

― ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

something about the look in that drawing's eyes is very comforting to me

― ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 18:56 (nineteen years ago)

"come"

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 18:56 (nineteen years ago)

it's like he's saying "don't worry, we'll all be dead soon"

― ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 18:56 (nineteen years ago)

you are high y/n

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 18:57 (nineteen years ago)

ZR that's the xanax talkin

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 18:57 (nineteen years ago)

my gmail appears to be fucked

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

"fucked"

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 18:59 (nineteen years ago)

also: my back hurts

how is everyone else

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

Sorry I have to

http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/goonfleet.jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

dude never apologize for posting that

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 19:02 (nineteen years ago)

fuck, not looking forward to going to this thing tonight. would much rather chill out here for the first time in ten million days.

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 19:11 (nineteen years ago)

Tonight I'm going to try to ride one bike and tow a second bike one-handed for a distance of about two miles. You might read about me in the paper tomorrow, I'm not really sure how this is going to work out.

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

uh is there a documentary film crew following you on this epic journey y/n

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

can you live blog it?

― break machine (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 19:21 (nineteen years ago)

laurel if there isn't a documentary team following you around, just add penguins.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

Do not have: Helmet cam. Also do not have: helmet.

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

dear richard

i will pay you $100 (one hundred US dollars) to film laurel's journey. ps will not declare to IR$ if that helps.

thx,
ally

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

inability to get into gmail really not helping the end of my day at all

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 19:26 (nineteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/162/436771171_8b3850cab4.jpg?v=0

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

8080

― break machine (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 19:31 (nineteen years ago)

ok that drawing now has earned its keep

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 19:32 (nineteen years ago)

GUYS

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

OMG

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flipper_%281964_TV_series%29

-- TRIVIA FLAME FOR ALL TIME (ale...) (webmail), November 28th, 2006 5:00 AM. (3 trackbacks) (link)

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― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

Dan, how did your concert on Sunday go?

It went well! We sang all these songs about the Virgin Mary and it was awesome! I shall be blogging about it sometime tonight.

(Everyone knows I have a crappy Myspace blog, right?)

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

laurel, if you can wait two days i'm sure you can find someone to ride the other bike home.

― sleepy floyd (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

yeah why is gmail so fucked today
I got super roots 7 for like $13, how does my day rate so far guys

-- TOMB07 (tombo...), March 27th, 2007. (trm)

the price is unremarkable since the reissue, but the album is OMGWTF awes!

― 69 (pete), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

dan link to your blog blogger

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.ListAll&friendID=95208700

ZOMG

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 19:45 (nineteen years ago)

dear boss,

do not eat popcorn at your desk.

thanks,
non-management

― break machine (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

LAUREL GET A HELMET FFS SAFETY TAKES NO HOLIDAY

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

Actually start at the beginning:

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.listAll&friendID=95208700&startID=174842330&StartPostedDate=2006-10-01%2012:21:00.0&next=1&page=2&Mytoken=39E006FE-67FE-4C5C-BF5022E04FF0F63F4225850

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 19:49 (nineteen years ago)

laurel maybe i will get my documentary buddy to film you....DYING

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 19:49 (nineteen years ago)

http://photos-132.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v65/46/24/208800002/n208800002_3132_7844.jpg
lol

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 19:49 (nineteen years ago)

god that guy's eyes are close together

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

hey will someone leonardo all these super roots, btw??

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

i like the idea of rich following laurel around to film her trip but not helping.

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

mountain goats poster lol

"you motherfuckers want a doughnut?"

MAJOR LOLS

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

gbx ask jjoonn he has everything unter der sun

― 69 (pete), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

so additionally mark kudos for being the one to push marissa back into INSANITY

― 69 (pete), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

good thinkin xp

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

OH DAMN NOW MARISSA SONNED MARK

― 69 (pete), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

pete, tom just said he BOUGHT it so it is at my house and i could v easily theoretically do this without involving jon at all.

xpost oh god what now with her

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

Second bike is not ride-able, that is the point!! Nor will it be until at least the weekend.

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

no ally super roots 7 is so named as it is UH almost the seventh in a series of BORE EP's. jwms has EVERYTHING THAT AND MORE

― 69 (pete), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 20:00 (nineteen years ago)

whatever i missed that he said 7! FORGET IT I'M NOT GOING TO BOTHER AT ALL

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

someone deleted the thread

of her. . .

but not before i got a great quote from her. ..

about unicorns

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

you can't ride it but you can tow it home? should i bring a suit with me for the inevitable wake?

― that bitchin' in the oversized scooter need to learn how to use backward (chicag, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

you know what i love? dreamy dreams filled with cotton candy. . . .

and also the robin that sings, outside my window? perhaps I will record him. . .

you can't destroy magnets with the sun's touch, it is too fragile for the pale horse, riding along the plains at dusk

i really love the minutemen.

ahahaahahahahgasp

Mr. Que on Tuesday, 27 March 2007 20:42 (15 minutes ago)

rofflez x 3000000000

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 20:02 (nineteen years ago)

THE UNICORN SHELTERS THE VOLCANO LOLOLOLOLOLOL

if the thread is deleted, i seem to be on it right now? i must've clicked and loaded just in time :D

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

cut and paste it cut and paste it!

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

i like how no one can ban marissa because every time they try 100 other random people also get banned

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

SAVE IT FOR THE FUTURE

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

Dear internet friends and real, human friends,

Please go here here and vote

Thank you,

JtM

― The RealJTMod (Real JT Mod of Team Courage), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 20:06 (nineteen years ago)

I Love Music
I am doing extremely well...but the music industry is not..
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I am doing so well..i live in a gorgeous 2500 square foot house..have a loving boyfriend...
don't need bill shakespeare who is a married man...

I am almost finished my 2 cds which will blow the people away who can't sell alot of records or concerts tickets away,,,,,

I could have sold close to a billion copies world wide...i have that much music and diversity....

but the music industry is not intelligent musically....
and don't know anything about music, even if they really got to know someone....

I will become famous without this board of people who delete me all the time...

I have a great sports car....50 thousands dollars worth of studio equipment...a friend who is helping me who is a pro engineer.....
and I have two acres of gorgeous land..I am not poor any longer...
since my family is doing much better...and I just graduated school..piano tuning and technician school....and will make up to 100 dollars an hour...occasionally i have a concert....

unless some people here apologize to me publicly and delete these old....you will not hear my music.

I do not need SF weekly to become famous...
marissa on Tuesday, 27 March 2007 18:37 (2 hours ago)

You have to delete the old threads..and if you don't....you won't ever hear my very well produced CDS...

I have a pro engineer this time helping me and he has pro tools....

and professionally mastering them.

if these old threads mean more to you then hearing new fresh music...then so be it...

there are other people who will support me....

I don't need a corporate rag to support me...

I like nice people
marissa on Tuesday, 27 March 2007 18:40 (2 hours ago)

http://www.pevans.co.uk/Games/Penguin-Ultimatum-box-art.jpg
artdamages on Tuesday, 27 March 2007 18:44 (2 hours ago)

i will never talk about that bill shakespeare anon on this board any longer.

I have a loving boyfriend.....

a normal boyfriend.....

a normal life....

I am doing extremely well...and don't need games from people or love poetry on message boards.

My boyfriend talks to me in person...and so forth.....

I don't need weakling hearts....

I am a strong person...
I like tough people....people who are strong minded....and think that music is more important then gossip and stupid threads.....

If you people mean what you say and you love music....and then delete my old threads...and start talking only about music with me.....
and only about my music.....not the price...which will be only 13 dollars or so....

marissa on Tuesday, 27 March 2007 18:48 (2 hours ago)

http://www.denverbroncos.com/resources/custom/Images/Top%20Stories/2004/hehateme_041007.jpg
MC on Tuesday, 27 March 2007 18:49 (2 hours ago)

THE LADY DOTH PROTEST TOO MUCH
Scik Mouthy on Tuesday, 27 March 2007 18:51 (2 hours ago)

But my boyfriend loves me...i don't need him...ahahahhah.

I am not available.....

I would love to talk about my favourite subject; music...

since my whole is involved with creating music....

this is an I love music board...
well....then start to love the music makers....

don't hate the musicians and artists that want to bring joy into people 's lives out of a labor of love....

delete the old threads please.......

show a little respect for artists.....

the least you could do..

I am not desperate....

I don't need this board to survive or make career or name for myself...

I would love to share my music with people everywhere....but I don't want those threads on the net..anymore....

and if you want them more then you want my music.....

that is really sad for you...because you will never get my music as a result.
marissa on Tuesday, 27 March 2007 18:52 (2 hours ago)

Doth protest ....sounds like a tongue twister....

strong people can deal with protest....

strong people are not afraid of criticism and not afraid of being challenged.

that is a fact.

I am not afraid.
marissa on Tuesday, 27 March 2007 18:53 (2 hours ago)

Shut up already.
Scik Mouthy on Tuesday, 27 March 2007 18:54 (2 hours ago)

care to give your name?
or are you too afraid to say who you are, and hide behind anons???

I guess that is much easier for the weak...
marissa on Tuesday, 27 March 2007 18:54 (2 hours ago)

HE'S NOT JOACHIM EITHER. GO DO SOMETHING ELSE.
Hurting 2 on Tuesday, 27 March 2007 18:56 (2 hours ago)

Is this Paula Abdul?
MC on Tuesday, 27 March 2007 18:56 (2 hours ago)

I don't care about joachim, I finished with the bill shakespeare bs....

I have a nice boyfriend and should appreciate him...rather then deal with weakling anons...

I will do something else..

have a wonderful day..
I know you are not joachim josh....

take care...

love m
marissa on Tuesday, 27 March 2007 18:57 (2 hours ago)

btw....

Joachin, or whatever his name is...said that he was really into managing bands..and never even bothered to encourage me with a simple email.....

He didn't care about me at all...and now I suspect that he didn't want to email me again and wanted to write endless poetry on that mm mystery thread....
because he is a married man...

I guess that the guy on the ferry that i really liked..didn't even bother to send me a nice email because he is married....
good exuse for not encouraging artists.

Now I will leave him and his wife in the dust......

I don't need his love...I have the love for a real man....

I am also going to end up being alot more success then he and his wife will ever become...

my new music is happening...God is helping me write some cool stuff....

-
marissa on Tuesday, 27 March 2007 19:18 (1 hour ago)

that is a funny pic artdamages...
I am NO primadona...
I don't give ultimatums...

I am just concerned that I will become ganged banged on the net again by people who have no life outside of making artists into nobodies and demeaning them publicly while they elevate non-artists....

Strong people used to enjoy really talented people....

they weren't feeling threatened...they just enjoyed their music....

I need to gain a little control over things....that is o.k to need some conrol...when things are getting OUT OF CONTROL......

the people from SF were getting out of control....and the bill shakespeare stuff was out of control.....

some people from SF were making fun of me on a public radio station..

and I was being made fun of on the cover of SF weekly...

I call this OUT OF CONTROL.

I am not Britney....

My life is NOT out of control.....

and I don't want to be around people who seem out of control......
without any restraint....

and just ranting aimlessly about god knows what all over the net using my name...

NOT saying that I am completely innocent..

but I am not a gang...I am ONE person.

..and was gang banged by a couple hundred people...or more.
marissa on Tuesday, 27 March 2007 19:49 (1 hour ago)

wait, can someone tell me who this psycho bitch is again and why is she so self-absorbed?
rentboy on Tuesday, 27 March 2007 20:04 (53 minutes ago)

I'm sure this has been said before, but people here would give you much more credibility as an artist and an ILX poster if you
a) quit being so cryptic
b) posted in context with other comments on the thread
c) shared your "art" with us (link to download/website/"how to buy") Everybody here does indeed Love Music. Otherwise we wouldn't be here. Most people here are very open to new fresh music, including yours. Which brings me on to
d) if you do really want to talk about music, then, er, talk about music Randomly harrowing posts about a chap called Joachim that nobody knows just get in the way of a decent chat about the stuff you love, we love, I Love : Music.

Ah well, this will fall on deaf ears I'm sure. But at least I tried...
tom on Tuesday, 27 March 2007 20:10 (47 minutes ago)

http://www.allhiphop.com/CelebImages/flicks_beenie_akon.gif
Dom Passantino on Tuesday, 27 March 2007 20:13 (45 minutes ago)

yes, well doesn't explain that people were going haywire ...and insulting my questioning why people are not promoting gifted musicians?

I have the right to question these things....

anyway, I shouldn't care...and be too self aborbed....

you are correct...i should share my music with people...

but people here don't always stay on the topic of music....
they are letting their hormones run wild....

Since i have a nice boyfriend.I don't need to talk about love on this board.

Alot of people here keep up with the "she never me crap."
and what does that have to do with music?

and the pig photos?

nothing?

ahahhah.

I am not the only one who came on here with other converations off the topic of music.

and the price of music has NOTHING to do with MUSIC>

and the SF weekly article...really didn't talk about my music at all.....

the only thing that was important for them to talk about is PRICES....

what was the point?

is the price variable..?
sure it could be....
but a single artist wil be laughed at if they think their music is worth more then ten bucks.

that is pretty sad..
marissa on Tuesday, 27 March 2007 20:24 (34 minutes ago)

Marissa, it's a general function of music boards that people tend to make fun of each other. I wouldn't take it too personally, especially if you want to go anywhere with your music, because if you put yourself in the public eye people are REALLY going to start ripping into you. Best just to let it roll off.
Hurting 2 on Tuesday, 27 March 2007 20:28 (29 minutes ago)

ahahahha, yes, I understand...i do understand this.....

i guess it is part of being in the public (evil eye)
ahahahah.

Since I want to leave my immature ways behind me...i do not want to be reminded of it.....

no one wants to be constantly reminded of their past mistakes....

but being in the public eye...people will talk about you never me and 1000 dollar cds for the rest of eternity..ahahahhahah.

I really love music......

and I listent to so much of it...maybe I will post some music links that I really like and get off the subject of ME and speculations about love lives..that mean nothing to anyone here....

I would love to share some links of music that I love.....

my life is saturated in making music....today..I had no sleep.....

occasionally i let personal difficulties get in the way of my production....but that won't be long....spring is here and the weather is beautiful......

a new day...a new spring....

new love...new joys..and new music.....

there are positive people and negative...of course that is the real world...

You can't get away from postives and negatives...that is the reality.

I am not all postive..and people are not all positive...that is facual.
marissa on Tuesday, 27 March 2007 20:34 (23 minutes ago)

people will talk about you never me and 1000 dollar cds for the rest of eternity..ahahahhahah.

Yeah, but at least they talk about you - it turned out to be a great publicity grabber! And if you put up some links to your music (which I really did enjoy before), people would talk about that too.
Hurting 2 on Tuesday, 27 March 2007 20:37 (21 minutes ago)

that's good..but my name is not marchant...

and i dont' like that name....it was only a stage name for two 3 or 4 years....

and i am now under a band name..

and people ask alot of personal questions...

I am gettting a private registry...

i like my privacy....and I am doing music because i love music.

but I resent people feeling the need to pry into all my personal details....

I am an extremely private person...

I have not really talked to much about my private life.....

it would be too much of a sob story....

but yet it is a good story too....
marissa on Tuesday, 27 March 2007 20:41 (16 minutes ago)

you know what i love? dreamy dreams filled with cotton candy. . . .

and also the robin that sings, outside my window? perhaps I will record him. . .

you can't destroy magnets with the sun's touch, it is too fragile for the pale horse, riding along the plains at dusk

i really love the minutemen.

ahahaahahahahgasp
Mr. Que on Tuesday, 27 March 2007 20:42 (15 minutes ago)

some guy I met went into my wallet in my purse...in my house and then went on the net....and posted personal info on a government document that he grabbed in my wallet....

I am now ...very cautious in dealing with people in general...people are stealing people's identities on the net...and really people are becoming very cautious because of the exposure of people's private lives on the net....

I have a need for privacy...as other people do......

that is why it think it best just to keep on the subject of business and music on the net......

anyone who wants to get personal with me...will have to gain my trust...that won't be easy.
marissa on Tuesday, 27 March 2007 20:44 (14 minutes ago)

perhaps. . .you should be more careful. . .with your wallet

and your heart.

the unicorn shelters the volcano, right?
Mr. Que on Tuesday, 27 March 2007 20:45 (12 minutes ago)

the unicorn shelters the volcano, right?

huh?
what does this mean???
marissa on Tuesday, 27 March 2007 20:47 (10 minutes ago)

it means. . . we are all connected by the internet.

have you searched for your wallet. . .

on the internet?

perhaps it is there.

seek and you shall find. . .
Mr. Que on Tuesday, 27 March 2007 20:48 (9 minutes ago)

ahahhaha, no ...my wallet is not on the net...thank God....
marissa on Tuesday, 27 March 2007 20:50 (7 minutes ago)

Marissa do you have a blog?
Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪ on Tuesday, 27 March 2007 20:52 (5 minutes ago)

oh. . .that's a shame

what about your unicorn? you seem like the kind of person

that has one. . .
Mr. Que on Tuesday, 27 March 2007 20:52 (5 minutes ago)

Anyway, I plan to keep it short and sweet...no long messages.....
and just post simple messsages...mostly benign...nothing deep...
and just post links of music that I love and like....

I have to keep my private life private....

that is why I dislike people posting anonymous "I love you." poems.....

I think it was better when people were more human and wrote personal letter that were handwrrtten and personal....

But the net ...i think it is best when it is not too personal.....

Like I said, if anyone wants to get personal with me on the net....

it won't be easy.
marissa on Tuesday, 27 March 2007 20:53 (4 minutes ago)

no one wants to get personal with you

on the internet

because you seem. . .

how should i put this?

batshit.
Mr. Que on Tuesday, 27 March 2007 20:54 (3 minutes ago)

I have no unicorn...

yet I love them.

No i have no blog...

but things are going well....
and almost done...i really feel the pressure right now with alot of things....
marissa on Tuesday, 27 March 2007 20:55 (2 minutes ago)

www.livejournal.com
Tantrum The Cat on Tuesday, 27 March 2007 20:56 (1 minute ago)

yes, but my friends love me...off the net...

You hide behind the anon means to insult people...and you don't seem batshit?

ahahahahhah
marissa on Tuesday, 27 March 2007 20:56 (1 minute ago)

It is funny, that most of the people who insult me on the net, have never had a website, or photos....or music ...nothing..

they are just nebulous anons..who feel a sense of importance insulting people behind their anon coward persona.
marissa on Tuesday, 27 March 2007 20:58 (11 seconds ago)

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

i have no unicorn...

Yet i love them

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

hey JtM, arent these are powers a cool-ass band??

― 69 (pete), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

yeah sorry rg i didn't mean to flood out your request copy pasting the thread for mw!!!

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 20:13 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.handdrawngames.com/DesktopTD/

― i have no unicorn yet i love them (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 20:13 (nineteen years ago)

yes i will vote your richard

late at home, in my large lonely apartment with an affectionate cat

who does not make fun

of me. ..

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 20:15 (nineteen years ago)

but I am not a gang...I am ONE person.

..and was gang banged by a couple hundred people...or more.

wau

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 20:15 (nineteen years ago)

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/c/c9/200px-BladeRunner_Unicorn.jpg

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 20:15 (nineteen years ago)

LOL PWARS R MY FWIENDS!

― The RealJTMod (Real JT Mod of Team Courage), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

3 hours mixing a song about chocolate and I have had to satisfy a Pavlovian desire for ice-cream and brandy.

That poster is batshit.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

ice cream and brandy is some top notch shit you are doing right now

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

LOL PWARS R MY FWIENDS!

-- The RealJTMod (rgin3...), March 27th, 2007. (Real JT Mod of Team Courage)

it seemed that way - they played at my friend's bday party in bmore in sep/oct, and they were v v awes - i bought a tape!

― 69 (pete), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

is the song abt sexsual chokolate bcuz thaht would make me whant brandywine/icredcream too...

― The RealJTMod (Real JT Mod of Team Courage), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

it is about sesual chocolate. I have just hit the motherload seam of caramel in my ice-cream tub Allahuha-Akbar!

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 20:21 (nineteen years ago)

I heard that b'more show was off the chain... I also might be thinking of the richmond show they were telling me about. I tend to not listen to them because I have earplugs in and sit under the stacks when I shoot and they are LOUD.

In any instance they now have one of PDN's 30 Photographers to watch shooting them -- the image is on the mysp. page. that person is not me

;_;

― The RealJTMod (Real JT Mod of Team Courage), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 20:22 (nineteen years ago)

[link see sticky and brown]http://www.myspace.com/shimuracurves[/link], not the mix we just did but myspace makes everything sound muddy anyway.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

xpost dude is the kind of bassist im super-into these days

― 69 (pete), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 20:24 (nineteen years ago)

I don't know what that means!

― The RealJTMod (Real JT Mod of Team Courage), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

the bassist of these are powers's bass style is the bass style i like, out of all the bass styles in the world, lately.

― 69 (pete), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 20:27 (nineteen years ago)

nu-nu-ilx is affecting my ability to shot proper html.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 20:27 (nineteen years ago)

yo guys i'm hella bored

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 20:27 (nineteen years ago)

i saw the light

― ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

so, like you like thuggish bass v. like, jazz bass.

― The RealJTMod (Real JT Mod of Team Courage), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 20:31 (nineteen years ago)

Dudes, seriously, Marissa is Tori Amos IRL.

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 20:32 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=40&threadid=52934#unread

― 69 (pete), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

ok so ableton live is not actually where you should start when you are trying to start a hip-house jam band that includes 1. me and 2. xtian-h.

what do we do now? I think we leave for burgers and lager. but I'm hesitant.

― TOMB07 (trm), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 20:40 (nineteen years ago)

christian is there?!?!

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 20:45 (nineteen years ago)

go for the burgers and lager dude, i mean i'm not sure what kind of jam band you expected to start using the computer in our bedroom anyway? i do recall you telling me this was going to occur but i figured that was a) lies b) you guys would just end up playing the wii.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 20:46 (nineteen years ago)

http://philostudios.com/images/gifs/lmao.gif

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

^^^^^^^ tom and christian going for lager and beers? ^^^^^

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 21:01 (nineteen years ago)

ok wierd and possibly not OK?

― The RealJTMod (Real JT Mod of Team Courage), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

wait lager and beers, i either had them confused with you and i or i misspelled burgers really badly.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=8080

― step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 21:12 (nineteen years ago)

ACCEPTS IN PORT 80!!

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 21:13 (nineteen years ago)

jam band playing baseball

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 21:30 (nineteen years ago)

oh my god the annoying guy I work with is actually chewing gum with his mouth open.

― break machine (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 21:31 (nineteen years ago)

kill him

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 21:38 (nineteen years ago)

omg gmail is back alives

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 21:50 (nineteen years ago)

you guys are suckers gmail has been on top of my stuff all day today, sending and receiving like what

ps that gif is o_O

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 22:13 (nineteen years ago)

because i was so successful with work today i think maybe i'll treat myself to lagers, too???

OH WAIT NO FRIENDS

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 22:14 (nineteen years ago)

(only partially true)

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 22:14 (nineteen years ago)

Plz tell me someone else on this thread is watching "Search For The Next Pussycat Doll".

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 00:54 (nineteen years ago)

I'm at work, everyone else if out drinking. You know how DC thread do.

― break machine (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 01:01 (nineteen years ago)

is, not if

― break machine (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 01:01 (nineteen years ago)

i'm not drinking, i'm just bored

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 01:06 (nineteen years ago)

ATTN DC THREAD, STOP DRINKING OUT IN BARS AND WATCH AWFUL TELEVISION WITH ME; IT IS CHEAPER

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 01:09 (nineteen years ago)

I"M NOT IN A BAR

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 01:19 (nineteen years ago)

I WATCHED HOUSE IT WAS PRETTY GOOD

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 01:20 (nineteen years ago)

Dan do you watch this every day before work

http://www.dan.perry.youaremighty.com

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 01:22 (nineteen years ago)

I kind of do!

Also I have to share this because it's awesome:

http://a294.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/49/l_1b6f7e1f8e17f4a85be54745e609951d.jpg

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 01:23 (nineteen years ago)

fuck it i'm going to the bar

ps - thanks parents for pizzas! it's like a sleepover party ALL WEEK

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 01:34 (nineteen years ago)

Oh no! Dan has fallen into the slipstream of time.

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 03:13 (nineteen years ago)

How do I shot animated gif on mac?

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 03:14 (nineteen years ago)

Like this:
[image]http://www.filanthropy.com/conflict/Images/Animated/alizee.gif [/image]
[image]http://www.filanthropy.com/conflict/Images/Animated/alizee2.gif[/image]

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 03:38 (nineteen years ago)

ARGH

http://www.filanthropy.com/conflict/Images/Animated/alizee2.gif">

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 03:39 (nineteen years ago)

OKAY WTF

http://www.filanthropy.com/conflict/Images/Animated/alizee.gif http://www.filanthropy.com/conflict/Images/Animated/alizee2.gif

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 03:39 (nineteen years ago)

ps: nu-ilx I hat u like a bowler

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 03:40 (nineteen years ago)

if you are a bro, you will come see TMNT with me this weekend. that is all.

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 04:56 (nineteen years ago)

i will

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 06:29 (nineteen years ago)

wait no

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 06:52 (nineteen years ago)

I will go with you only if it features:

http://www.filanthropy.com/conflict/Images/Animated/alizee2.gif

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 11:16 (nineteen years ago)

admittedly that is kind of hypnotic but you can clearly just see that at home, dan.

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 11:59 (nineteen years ago)

fuck

stop me before I photoshop again

― break machine (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 12:32 (nineteen years ago)

I will settle for this:

http://www.geocities.com/NapaValley/Vineyard/3874/HATKITTEN.gif

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 12:35 (nineteen years ago)

BOOTY OTM

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 12:41 (nineteen years ago)

WAIT

BOOTY GIF OTM

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 12:42 (nineteen years ago)

dan perry i don't know what you just posted but god bless you for posting it.

― that bitchin' in the oversized scooter need to learn how to use backward (chicag, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 12:45 (nineteen years ago)

I like that lady. I think she is a nice lady.

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 12:46 (nineteen years ago)

i like the red fish! it moves and shimmys as if underwater. but instead, is a booty barnacle!

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 12:49 (nineteen years ago)

i like the red fish! it moves and shimmys as if underwater. but instead, is a booty barnacle!

http://www.mytelevision.com/music_artists/pictures/yellowcard.jpg

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 12:51 (nineteen years ago)

you're too sensitive.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 12:54 (nineteen years ago)

ffs you assholes that's alizee

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 12:54 (nineteen years ago)

http://membres.lycos.fr/dhfklg/hpbimg/Alizee%20danse.gif http://members.cox.net/trunker0205/alizee_ass.gif

DO U SEE

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 12:57 (nineteen years ago)

who said it wasn't???

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 12:59 (nineteen years ago)

that booty could fight terrorism

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 13:03 (nineteen years ago)

that is what she is doing. fighting terrorists.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 13:04 (nineteen years ago)

also spencer chow and i claimed rights to her at least three years ago so stop looking at our woman

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 13:05 (nineteen years ago)

j/k dudes i'm totally into sharing :D

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 13:08 (nineteen years ago)

i don't know who alizee is.

also, i've been hypnotized by animated gifs.

― that bitchin' in the oversized scooter need to learn how to use backward (chicag, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 13:19 (nineteen years ago)

I am so fucking pleased with myself right about now.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 13:22 (nineteen years ago)

i have a headache and i want to not be at work

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 13:26 (nineteen years ago)

i.e. "Wednesday"

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 13:30 (nineteen years ago)

usually i do not have a headache

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 13:31 (nineteen years ago)

cheap joke sorry

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 13:33 (nineteen years ago)

no i was going with it dude

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 13:34 (nineteen years ago)

TODAY IS MY FRIDAY!!! in 24 hours i'll be at o'hare waiting to get on a plane and get the hell out of chicago until next week. i won't be back at work until next wednesday!

― that bitchin' in the oversized scooter need to learn how to use backward (chicag, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 13:35 (nineteen years ago)

http://images.tribe.net/tribe/upload/photo/ee3/1f3/ee31f3a5-20e6-4330-9162-bcf83f1f8977

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 13:37 (nineteen years ago)

lol photo is hueg

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 13:37 (nineteen years ago)

are those yr new roomates

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 13:39 (nineteen years ago)

huh

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 13:39 (nineteen years ago)

ZR did you move into a banana factory, y/n

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 13:40 (nineteen years ago)

holy shit give the girl on the left green eyes and she would look EXACTLY like a girl i used to date. SPOOKY.

― that bitchin' in the oversized scooter need to learn how to use backward (chicag, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 13:42 (nineteen years ago)

you don't have to be crazy to work here...but it certainly makes things easier!

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 13:44 (nineteen years ago)

should i write my "work-related goals" for the coming year are "get a new job" y/n

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 13:56 (nineteen years ago)

just respond to every question with "TS: Fucking vs. Sucking"

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 14:03 (nineteen years ago)

Work-Related Goals for the Coming Year:

8====D ― dr ghost rider (a_p), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 14:07 (nineteen years ago)

can i leave pre tag open for a while y/n

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 14:09 (nineteen years ago)

aww sonned in a parsing beef

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 14:09 (nineteen years ago)

;_;

you used to be able to leave tags open, and change all sorts of shit around. then jon happened and they went all nazi germany.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 14:12 (nineteen years ago)

BUT THE SANDBOX IS ABOUT FREEDOM DAMMIT

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 14:15 (nineteen years ago)

haha today's achewood wtf

also the sandbox's freedoms are limited as well, it doesn't even have an nfl board faq ;_;

WHICH BTW IS LOST FOREVER NEVER FORGET

the one that annoys me the most is disabling the FONT tag. i mean seriously who is it hurting if i want to post in 72pt bright red comic sans?

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 14:17 (nineteen years ago)

It's all because of this seal sucker:

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/keefnjonsl.gif

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 14:17 (nineteen years ago)

"because"

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 14:17 (nineteen years ago)

Dear Ally,

OTM re: today's Achewood

yours,

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 14:18 (nineteen years ago)

whoa

xpost "somebody says i'm gay, i'll just sit here being straight, and they'll be wrong"

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 14:19 (nineteen years ago)

the no gmail thing for two fucking days is starting to drive me insane

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 14:26 (nineteen years ago)

Tonight, I gets me a calzone.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 14:27 (nineteen years ago)

what the hell's wrong with your gmail?

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 14:30 (nineteen years ago)

i've had it with our office services people

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 14:30 (nineteen years ago)

i can't get into my gmail, it just gives me this message over and over
" We're sorry, but Gmail is temporarily unavailable. We're currently working to fix the problem -- please try logging in to your account in a few minutes."

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 14:31 (nineteen years ago)

I GOT BANNED FROM GMAIL I CAN ONLY COMMUNICATE BY KISSING :(

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 14:32 (nineteen years ago)

refresh

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 14:32 (nineteen years ago)

i have done so. ten thousand times. other things i have tried include: quitting and restarting firefox, actually opening IE to test there. no worky!

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 14:34 (nineteen years ago)

http://thesuperficial.com/2007/03/beckhams-party-with-diddy-01.jpg

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 14:35 (nineteen years ago)

i mean i am logged in, if i just go to google.com it shows that i am logged in, i can do everything but check my e-mail and chat and basically not do my job :(

xpost hott

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 14:36 (nineteen years ago)

http://groups.google.com/group/gmail-help-alerts/msg/4cd38f3709802fbf

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 14:38 (nineteen years ago)

that is how ilx makes me feel

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 14:38 (nineteen years ago)

MY LIFE SUCKS I'M PROBABLY THE ONLY PERSON LEFT WHO STILL CAN'T GET INTO GMAIL BEEN BANNED FROM GMAIL MUST COMMUNICATE VIA ETC ;_;

it's probably just full of obnoxious spam from 4ndy w3llens and stupid forwarded purity quizzes and shit like that but STILL.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 14:41 (nineteen years ago)

obnoxious spam from 4ndy w3llens

DONT YOU EVER. EVER. SAY THAT.

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 14:45 (nineteen years ago)

dude, i told you i can't really stand that dude. i know it is a controversial opinion but, i mean...what the FUCK is the deal with his myspace picture, first of all? secondly, he is a scrub. thirdly, i hate him.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 14:46 (nineteen years ago)

ok i don't really hate him but i just deleted my lengthy rant about him so i really have issues with him. you've never been stuck alone in a bar with him and tom talking at each other.

AT being the operative word in that sentence fyi.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 14:49 (nineteen years ago)

you know dudes i am actually in a pretty good mood this week despite all other indicators saying this is untrue, it's just that i'm kind of at the point where it seems entertaining to completely burn bridges and then have an excuse to do somethng else with my life.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 14:51 (nineteen years ago)

hi dere

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 14:52 (nineteen years ago)

Hi dere Zak

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

then have an excuse to do somethng else with my life.

hausfrau, star of burlesque, barkeep, submariner?

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 14:58 (nineteen years ago)

oh oh oh oh pick submariner

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 14:59 (nineteen years ago)

first one = n, other three = y!!

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 14:59 (nineteen years ago)

i would say barkeep but then i actually would die of alcohol poisoning for real

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 15:00 (nineteen years ago)

if you were going to die of alcohol poisoning i'm sure you would've done it by now so don't worry too much about it!

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 15:00 (nineteen years ago)

do submarines need barkeeps because that job sounds pretty ideal

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 15:01 (nineteen years ago)

lol ally yr gmail down = no discussion of wierd conquests last night 8[

― The RealJTMod (Real JT Mod of Team Courage), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 15:01 (nineteen years ago)

=:0

FUCK YOU GMAIL

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 15:03 (nineteen years ago)

tuesday night takedowns!!!!

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 15:03 (nineteen years ago)

omg u bitch i'm going to lose my mind now

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 15:07 (nineteen years ago)

it was OK! just working on my game!

― The RealJTMod (Real JT Mod of Team Courage), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 15:07 (nineteen years ago)

dearest throat,

look it's not even really allergy season yet so how about you stop doing the "hahahaha zack fuck you i'm not letting you breathe or swallow" thing ok? if you cooperate i promise i'll reward you with booze.

love,
me

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 15:09 (nineteen years ago)

"reward"

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 15:13 (nineteen years ago)

My throat hates lime juice so basically it's like a passive-aggressive co-habitation: I feed it lime juice on the sly when I think it's already half in the bag and won't notice, it waits until the next day to fuck me off for spite and acidity.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 15:15 (nineteen years ago)

look it's not even really allergy season yet so how about you stop doing the "hahahaha zack fuck you i'm not letting you breathe or swallow" thing ok?

hey mine's doing the same thing!! i thought i was gonna choke to death on the el yesterday.

― that bitchin' in the oversized scooter need to learn how to use backward (chicag, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 15:15 (nineteen years ago)

Maximizing my Paint Skills:
http://gickr.com/results/anim_2ce7afd3-6905-cc04-6984-63d795933bff.gif

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 15:17 (nineteen years ago)

cosmic perry

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 15:18 (nineteen years ago)

It's giving me a headache.

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 15:19 (nineteen years ago)

wtf it was 65 two days ago and now there's snow all over the goddam place

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 15:23 (nineteen years ago)

i thought i was gonna choke to death on the el yesterday

maximizing MY paint skills:
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/160/437697036_74c6f45d52.jpg

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 15:24 (nineteen years ago)

meh

― The RealJTMod (Real JT Mod of Team Courage), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 15:24 (nineteen years ago)

oh go text ally

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 15:25 (nineteen years ago)

lol

― The RealJTMod (Real JT Mod of Team Courage), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 15:25 (nineteen years ago)

;_;

SOMEONE TEXT ME, I'M BORED TO DEATH

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 15:26 (nineteen years ago)

*does so*

― The RealJTMod (Real JT Mod of Team Courage), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 15:30 (nineteen years ago)

i need a nap and a pizza and a beer.

― midwest tet (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 15:32 (nineteen years ago)

that dan perry gif is the one that plays between scenes of his batman inspired superhero show

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 15:32 (nineteen years ago)

i need a nap and a pizza and a beer.

kevin this seems pretty much true 100% of the time from what i know of you

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 15:35 (nineteen years ago)

also allay I put an new animal on flickers

― The RealJTMod (Real JT Mod of Team Courage), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 15:39 (nineteen years ago)

i.e. the votes are in!

― The RealJTMod (Real JT Mod of Team Courage), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 15:39 (nineteen years ago)

whoa wtf is that animals

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 15:41 (nineteen years ago)

an antlered!

― The RealJTMod (Real JT Mod of Team Courage), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 15:42 (nineteen years ago)

Damnit, how can one book that sold for $22.99 5 years ago cost $249.99 now.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 15:43 (nineteen years ago)

ja ja i see it has antlers but...what is a "sable"

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 15:44 (nineteen years ago)

i guess i could just google it. ps i'm adding sketchy tags to pix to try to increase yr hit count from perverts via the titty-blog plan of yesterday or whatever. WILL IT WORK WHO KNOWS.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 15:44 (nineteen years ago)

mystery, etc

― The RealJTMod (Real JT Mod of Team Courage), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 15:48 (nineteen years ago)

I don't know what it is about that train-choking pic, but I never realized until now how much Chicago Kevin vaguely resembles Paul Westerberg.

― PPlains (PPlains), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 15:52 (nineteen years ago)

i thought that exact same thing from some other pic he posted a while ago actually

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 15:53 (nineteen years ago)

kevin this seems pretty much true 100% of the time from what i know of you

i'm a man of humble wants, what can i say?

― midwest tet (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:00 (nineteen years ago)

now where's my goddamn pizza and schlitz?

― midwest tet (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:00 (nineteen years ago)

you're a man who doesn't get enough sleep!

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:01 (nineteen years ago)

i mean they're all very otm things!

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:03 (nineteen years ago)

from a facebook msg:

This was an actual question that a journalist friend of mine got a friend of his to ask Mel C:

"If you were in a room and no one was looking, and there'd be no way of anyone finding out, how much money would it take to make you hit a panda in the face with a brick?"

guys, answers plz.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:05 (nineteen years ago)

ok, i have a lot to do tonight and i want to get some sleep so i think i'm going to have reach far back into my bag of tricks and dust off "the schlitzkrieg", wherein i maximize my beer intake while minimizing the amount of time spent drinking beer. it's as fast and as destructive as it's namesake.

― midwest tet (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:06 (nineteen years ago)

my answer, gratis if the panda is a dick.

otherwise probably about $50?

― midwest tet (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:07 (nineteen years ago)

-- midwest tet (hohoh...), March 28th, 2007. (chicago kevin)

TEMPERANCE HALL DUDES

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:18 (nineteen years ago)

I can't stop laughing at hitting panda with a brick. I think I'm an asshole.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:19 (nineteen years ago)

xp - never forget, yo

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:20 (nineteen years ago)

i'd brick a panda for free regardless of who is watching.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:21 (nineteen years ago)

we should tell him the way the movie temperance hall ended.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:21 (nineteen years ago)

-- midwest tet (hohoh...), March 28th, 2007. (chicago kevin)

THUNDERDOMIN'

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:25 (nineteen years ago)

does temperence hall end with a panda taking a brick to the face?

― midwest tet (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:26 (nineteen years ago)

i seem to recall that night ending with brickings, yeah.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:26 (nineteen years ago)

no it ended with a tender scene between the protagonist and a toilet

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:27 (nineteen years ago)

TWO toilets excuse me

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:28 (nineteen years ago)

such a really fun night

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:28 (nineteen years ago)

oh so we're just telling the pete story of temperance hall. he left at like 9, i thought him vomiting was the START of the movie temperance hall. confused!

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:29 (nineteen years ago)

69 DOUBLETEAMIN'

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:29 (nineteen years ago)

YOU SHOULD PROBABLY SEE THIS

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:31 (nineteen years ago)

OH. MY. GOD.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:34 (nineteen years ago)

OMG OMG WATCH THE WHOLE THING

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:34 (nineteen years ago)

WHEN THEY SEPARATE AND THE DARK HAIRED ONE COMES BACK TO FIND THE OTHER ONE AND REACHES FOR ITS LITTLE PAW!!!!!!!!!!!

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:34 (nineteen years ago)

dude as i opened that video, john lennon's GOD came on my "party" shuffle, and it is breaking/warming my heart to imagine those two otters as john and yoko

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:35 (nineteen years ago)

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:38 (nineteen years ago)

this is the most romantic thing that has ever happened

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:38 (nineteen years ago)

breaking/warming heart otm

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:40 (nineteen years ago)

"soul desert" isnt as evocative as sdtrk

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:43 (nineteen years ago)

"st elmo's fire" kinda is ;_;D

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:43 (nineteen years ago)

"i saw the light" REALLY, REALLY is

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:45 (nineteen years ago)

pitchfork column blurb:

The Soundtrack of Our Lives
Alfred Hitchcock's 1954 classic Rear Window is rightly considered a deft commentary on our voyeuristic society, but it also predicts the increasingly incidental associations we've had with music in the past half-century.
[Eric Harvey]

OH NOW THIS I GOTTA READ NOT

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:45 (nineteen years ago)

the song i had on when i clicked on that was way too retarded and adorable with the video that i refuse to even discuss it because i'll be all ;_; and then have to watch those little otters again.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:45 (nineteen years ago)

awww xpost "differenter from all the rest"

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:46 (nineteen years ago)

Life During Wartime?

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:46 (nineteen years ago)

Instant Karma?

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:46 (nineteen years ago)

"never gonna give you up"

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:48 (nineteen years ago)

no m0!r@ misheard "different, girl, from all the rest" in todd rundgren's i saw the light as "differenter from all the rest," and she always loved that lyric, and i agree with her that it is SO CUET and better than the actual lyric

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:48 (nineteen years ago)

RIVER DEEP MOUNTAIN HIGH

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:48 (nineteen years ago)

I WANNA SEX U UP

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:50 (nineteen years ago)

PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH?

― The RealJTMod (Real JT Mod of Team Courage), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:54 (nineteen years ago)

IT DOESNT FIT

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:54 (nineteen years ago)

THAT SONG ABOUT LICKING NECK AND BACK PUSSY AND CRACKS?

― The RealJTMod (Real JT Mod of Team Courage), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:55 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiCeYFHSWYQ&NR

― The RealJTMod (Real JT Mod of Team Courage), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:56 (nineteen years ago)

I THINKS THATS CALLED TUTTI FRUUTI EITHER THAT OR WAR ON WAR BY THE CHICAGO ROCK BAND WICLO

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:57 (nineteen years ago)

oh damn dude that ain't right

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:57 (nineteen years ago)

KHIA MY NECK MY BACK

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:59 (nineteen years ago)

ALSO LOL @ "BACK PUSSY"

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 17:00 (nineteen years ago)

ISNT THAT AN UNRELEASED JESUS LIZARD SONG

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 17:01 (nineteen years ago)

is everyone g-chatting now?

― The RealJTMod (Real JT Mod of Team Courage), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 17:20 (nineteen years ago)

I AM GCHATTING WITH YOU AND ONLY YOU

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 17:22 (nineteen years ago)

no one is gchatting with me ;_;

― midwest tet (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 17:26 (nineteen years ago)

I'M EATING LUNCH AND WORKING AT THE SAME TIME BECAUSE THAT'S HOW I ROLL

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 17:31 (nineteen years ago)

dude i eat food and surf the internet all the time

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 17:51 (nineteen years ago)

no biggy

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 17:51 (nineteen years ago)

Nothin' like lounging on a log at the river! All this otter needs to make this day perfect is to catch a fish!

^^^^ OTM

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 17:52 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 17:52 (nineteen years ago)

http://cuteotters.com/uploads/Cute_Otters_59.jpg

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 17:52 (nineteen years ago)

l-r: schef, morbs

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 17:55 (nineteen years ago)

River wolf knows what he's about today. Very 8080.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 18:08 (nineteen years ago)

Do you people realize how difficult it is for me to NOT incorporate "blood diamonds" and "8080" into my regular, everyday speech?

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 18:12 (nineteen years ago)

i've slipped with the blood diamonds thing and people looked at me like i was drunk. luckily i was.

― midwest tet (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

ha i almost dropped blood diamonds last night

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

DAN JUST HANG OUT W/ MORE ILXORS, WE MADE WHOLE CONVERSATIONS IN CATLOLS ALL WKEND.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

what does 8080 mean

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 18:22 (nineteen years ago)

at least you don't try to make the "I has a bucket" face every time someone points at camera in your direction

8080 is the new OTM

GWTP

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

i like OTM betters

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 18:24 (nineteen years ago)

8090 is more 8080 than 8080

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 18:26 (nineteen years ago)

I actually broke down last night's Big Hunt conversation:

http://img03.picoodle.com/img/img03/7/3/28/f_8080m_71c4dda.jpg

― break machine (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

hahahahahaha brian i thought you were off the net today

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 18:32 (nineteen years ago)

also that all seems pretty 8080 to me

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 18:33 (nineteen years ago)

What is "blood diamonds"?

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 18:34 (nineteen years ago)

blood diamonds is total fuckin blood diamonds

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 18:35 (nineteen years ago)

it's an adjective and a noun and an exclamatory and an expletive (with proper modifer)

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 18:35 (nineteen years ago)

Is blood diamonds so blood diamonds it's 8090?

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 18:36 (nineteen years ago)

i really don't like using numbers as slang

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 18:36 (nineteen years ago)

010101000110100001100001011101000010011101110011001000000111011101100001011000110110101100100001

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 18:40 (nineteen years ago)

Mr. Que is 2 cool 4 school

― break machine (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 18:40 (nineteen years ago)

that is an unbelievable story F Bear

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 18:41 (nineteen years ago)

This shweet conversion tool will take any text string and convert it into binary code - you know? those little 1's and 0's that make our world go around today... the digital world.

haha the digital world

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 18:50 (nineteen years ago)

you know? those little 1s and 0s that make our world go around today...

:|
B|

...the digital world

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 18:52 (nineteen years ago)

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOW

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 18:57 (nineteen years ago)

This is useful:
http://www.lifeprint.com/asl101/gifs-animated/drunk.gif

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.lifeprint.com/asl101/gifs-animated/crazy2.gif

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

v v useful thank you

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 19:07 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.lifeprint.com/asl101/gifs-animated/drunk.gif
THIS IS A HOMEBOY

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 19:15 (nineteen years ago)

I wonder if you really have to make that face when you say CRAZY in sign language.

― PPlains (PPlains), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 19:17 (nineteen years ago)

i do not understand why i do a google search for varga girl and get a picture of bruce springsteen. what are you saying to me, cryptic google oracle?

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

that you cant start a fire without a spark

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

http://forbiddenplanet.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/06/starwars%20tattoo.jpg
^^^ wow this is a regrettable decision this man has made

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

HE TATTOOED A BAD PHOTOSHOP FILTER ALL OVER HIS FACE???

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

one time i was in a tattoo shop and i was flipping thru their mags and this one woman had the entire cast of labyrinth tattooed on her leg, ending with a giant david bowie head right on her ass. it was...a strong decision.

this same mag also had the don knotts tattoo and really i'm not sure why i didn't steal this magazine ;_;

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 19:45 (nineteen years ago)

Ok srsly why are people asking me if I can help them figure out bugs in code that I:

a) did not write
b) have never run?

DO NOT WANT

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

xpost oh shit expressive eyebrows on her inner thigh?

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

man i want a tattoo again ;_;

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

mw wtf is this chain letter shit you posted on myspace!!! yr not even a lesbian.

xpost outer thigh, sorry!!

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

i think i should probably get the woe face instead of black flag bars though, it's more thematically appropriate

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

dude come get a tattoo

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

8===0000===D<<<<

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

fIREHOSE

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

hahahahahahahahahahahaha yes i am totally getting a fIREHOSE tattoo

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

8==0000o===D<<<<

does that "o" look enough like a thumb?

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 20:00 (nineteen years ago)

i think you should get that star wars tattoo

xpost i guess? what choice do you have?

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 20:00 (nineteen years ago)

i could do a º too

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

8====0000º==D<<<<

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

that strikes me as just left/right hand variance? and not really a difference in the "looks like a thumb" debate.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

http://content.yieldmanager.edgesuite.net/atoms/43/59/4359ca13be92605a3e66e288c712f7c7.jpg

^^^get snorg grrl on inner thigh?

― The RealJTMod (Real JT Mod of Team Courage), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 20:02 (nineteen years ago)

do not get a tattoo zr

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 20:02 (nineteen years ago)

what does that shirt mean? ive been baffled

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 20:02 (nineteen years ago)

rich i think you should get this one
http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/11701.jpg

xpost none of their shirts make any sense. i kind of despise that girl because nothing she wears is sensible or even funny.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

The degree symbol makes it look like you're playing a rude trumpet.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

pete ascii-jerkin looks like a bunch of cock rings to me rather than a hand but hey what do i know i'm just a dude who never gets a tattoo

that is reference to world famous comedy film anchorman: the legend of ron burgundy, in particular steven carrell's "i love lamp" soliloquy

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 20:05 (nineteen years ago)

that movie is not funny and is in fact one of the most excruciatingly unfunny movies i've sat thru so no wonder!!!!

zr get this
http://www.lmmfao.com/images/funny-pictures/Crazy-tattoo.jpg

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 20:06 (nineteen years ago)

yr a fool if you get a non-flag tattoo

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

yes i did not think it was a very funny movie either, except for "milk was a bad choice" and fred armisen's pronunciation of "yaz flute"

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

no i know, i remember we had a conversation about how that movie sucked so i'm surprised you remembered that!!! the milk was a bad choice line was pretty funny, but other than that.

also 69 otm dude, go for it.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

jesus i'm going to kill my fucking coworkers

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 20:12 (nineteen years ago)

All of us should get this as a tattoo:

http://www.theapplecollection.com/iMac/images/iMacGirl.jpg

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 20:13 (nineteen years ago)

i am never going to forgive you for showing me that.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 20:15 (nineteen years ago)

oh don't be so dramatic

― The RealJTMod (Real JT Mod of Team Courage), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

ok but it is a pretty horrible thing.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

;_; 03-28-07 never forget

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

END TIMES

― The RealJTMod (Real JT Mod of Team Courage), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

i'm gonna get a tat, too

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

but you guys already saw it

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

where are you putting it and when are you getting it is the urgent question.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

you guys will have to wait and see ;)

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 20:47 (nineteen years ago)

ps it is actually going on my inner thigh

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 20:47 (nineteen years ago)

awesome

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

I'm going to lose my fucking mind guys

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

gwu switched from using SSNs last semester for student ID and account numbers so when I sent them a big fucking check they just didn't bother to deposit it. not that I have any way of getting the fucking money back or anything. I won't be paying tuition twice, that's for fucking sure, so I suppose they better just go ahead and send collections after me. I'll murder every last one of them.

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

also he actually says "milk was a bad idea"

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 21:04 (nineteen years ago)

nnnnnnoooooooooo he doesn't? I'm pretty sure the whole line is "it's so damn hot... milk was a bad choice"?

― The RealJTMod (Real JT Mod of Team Courage), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 21:06 (nineteen years ago)

IMDB sez it's 'choice'

― The RealJTMod (Real JT Mod of Team Courage), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 21:07 (nineteen years ago)

yeah he says 'choice' u crazy dawg

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 21:10 (nineteen years ago)

I was sonned by calzone, folk was good, an pub with folk club has started stocking Rip Van Winkle Bourbon, tonight was good.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 28 March 2007 22:44 (nineteen years ago)

will probably get to bed at reasonable hour tonight! for first time in two weeks!

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 29 March 2007 01:45 (nineteen years ago)

"two weeks"

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 02:31 (nineteen years ago)

how do i shot not new highs/lows in overall cosmic wtf life retardation

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 29 March 2007 04:31 (nineteen years ago)

I will use my timezone advantage to be the first to praise today's achewood.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 29 March 2007 09:07 (nineteen years ago)

if these guys are kidding, they're like andy kaufman good

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 12:47 (nineteen years ago)

what the eff is achewood

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Thursday, 29 March 2007 13:21 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.achewood.com/

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 13:23 (nineteen years ago)

oh my god karl rove WTF

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 29 March 2007 13:23 (nineteen years ago)

okay hahahahahahahahahahaha achewood, wow

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 29 March 2007 13:31 (nineteen years ago)

how have i not seen this before????

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Thursday, 29 March 2007 13:41 (nineteen years ago)

>>> MT0wler 3/29/2007 10:02:59 AM >>>
Hello,
I received their credit card to pay the charges as usual and the attached invoice was short paid. When I spoke with Al3x at B4yard he said this is the same ad that started running in 2006 and for some reason it picked up the 2007 rate so he deducted the difference. If this is the case should I do a billing adjustment on your behalf to remove the invoice from the aging? Please advise and thank you.

>>> AM1llar 03/29 10:15 AM >>>
Hi M1chael,

The ad should have been at the 2006 rate, that is correct. It is correct in AS and on my paperwork so I'm not sure why it would've been billed at 2007 rates--let me know if you need me to reforward the paperwork! Please adjust back to the 2006 rate.
Thanks!!

>>> MT0wler 3/29/2007 10:21:02 AM >>>
The invoice has a balance of $1,116.48 which I will do the billing adjustment on. Is that ok with you?

>>> AM1llar 03/29 10:45 AM >>>
Before I say yes, what order do we do agency and pick-up discounts in combination? I just realized I honestly don't know this! If we take the pick-up discount FIRST and then apply the agency discount after that, then that is the correct amount to adjust.

>>> MT0wler 3/29/2007 10:52:02 AM >>>
I don't know that myself.

THIS IS AN E-MAIL EXCHANGE BETWEEN MYSELF, A SALES REP WHO FAILED REMEDIAL ALGEBRA THREE (3) TIMES IN COLLEGE AND GAVE UP AND TOOK LOGIC INSTEAD TO FULFILL "MATH," AND THE SECOND-IN-COMMAND OF SCIUHNCE'S CREDIT AND COLLECTIONS DEPARTMENT. SOMEONE PLEASE ANYONE ELSE GET ME A NEW JOB I AM NOT GOOD AT MATH AND DO NOT WANT TO BE HAVING TO DO THAT NOW TOO.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 13:56 (nineteen years ago)

how am i supposed to know if that amount is ok?!?! you're the billing dude!!! not me!!! i just am here to smile nicely at people to convince them to buy retarded advertisements they don't need!!!

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 13:57 (nineteen years ago)

if you do not know the answer to this, who does?!? aggggh help

someone bring me a drink plz

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 13:57 (nineteen years ago)

there is absolutely no math in my job whatsoever ever. even simple counting is done for me by computers and shit.

my advice is to send him this:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/178/406479649_52fa63a96e.jpg

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 29 March 2007 14:09 (nineteen years ago)

ok that is pretty otm.

explanation as to why there is math: there should not be math, ever. the ad in question was placed four separate times (the same ad). so, on my system, i just have them all on the same order. so like, say, on my screen, the grand total is like $20,000 and all the discounts are done en masse off that. HOWEVER, because this place is run like fucking gangbusters, our finance department has decided, because this makes the most amount of sense obviously, that when they send out invoices, they do not send an invoice for the grand total that i quoted the advertiser. instead they bill each ad separately. so, their invoice has a COMPLETELY different amount than what i have in my system, and i'm stuck here--because, you know, CREDIT AND COLLECTIONS ARE OBVIOUSLY NOT THE PEOPLE WHO SHOULD BE FIGURING THIS OUT THEMSELVES--trying to figure out how the hell the math works out on an ad that receives both a 25% and a 15% discount (but not a 40% discount), that i'm not sure which order the discounts apply to.

aggghghghoanbkufnvufoapngbo8ars hp ahgofna gpafunbpnbof nothing i typed just then made any sense

and then i go and read gabbneb's terrible dc advice thread to really get myself irritated!!!! i'm an idiot.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 14:16 (nineteen years ago)

i need to get a new job

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 14:17 (nineteen years ago)

[i]Thanks!![/i]

Glad I'm not the only one who does this at work.

― PPlains (PPlains), Thursday, 29 March 2007 14:34 (nineteen years ago)

every e-mail i send contains at least 5 exclamation points at work. i feel exclamation points allow me to say a lot snottier shit without anyone taking it too badly and, like, complaining.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 14:36 (nineteen years ago)

that never works for me, I just end up sounding like JW if I put !! in things

― TOMB07 (trm), Thursday, 29 March 2007 14:47 (nineteen years ago)

The words "thanks a lot" should never be taken at face value, no matter HOW many exclamation points are applied. If I said "thanks a lot!!!", I was lying; I was actually digging your grave with a plastic teaspoon from the office kitchen.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 29 March 2007 14:49 (nineteen years ago)

man I gotta wonder about people who don't know that from 3rd grade though

― TOMB07 (trm), Thursday, 29 March 2007 14:50 (nineteen years ago)

Gee Laurel, thanks a lot!!!

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 29 March 2007 14:50 (nineteen years ago)

http://content3.i-am-bored.com/games/25908_findx.JPG

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Thursday, 29 March 2007 14:51 (nineteen years ago)

unless they didn't take 3rd grade in the US maybe, or are only so-so with the English in general

― TOMB07 (trm), Thursday, 29 March 2007 14:51 (nineteen years ago)

daria that one is still my favorite of the whole bunch blood diamonds

― TOMB07 (trm), Thursday, 29 March 2007 14:51 (nineteen years ago)

But then I'm always digging someone's grave, so y'know, whatever.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 29 March 2007 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

i need to find a new job too.. i signed up for a class though b/c really i don't know what i'm doing, i'd like to at least take that first.. but last two days everyone is running around crazy and i feel like i'm trying to talk sense into ppl re: communication plans and nobody is listening, they're fine with just putting any old crap out there so long as they feed some line of bs to sr management!

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:EIAWRYqtPsCxqM:http://teampins.com/ktff061.jpg

arrgh why is everyone crazy

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Thursday, 29 March 2007 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/180/406459799_dc986d4146.jpg

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 14:55 (nineteen years ago)

i am having this new stress problem in which i don't want to eat anything, i open the fridge and everything looks totally disgusting and makes me nauseous. waht can i do? i just had one of those hideous overpriced and full of sugar bottled juice smoothies but i can't live on these

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Thursday, 29 March 2007 14:56 (nineteen years ago)

xanax

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 29 March 2007 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

You're pregnant?

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 29 March 2007 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

yes, i am

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 29 March 2007 14:58 (nineteen years ago)

i am eating one of those blueberry muffins that are actually just cakes masquerading as a muffin

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 14:58 (nineteen years ago)

no.. it's not that, it's not from eating bad food or anything, it's just stress. how do i shot retreat to zen monastery

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Thursday, 29 March 2007 14:59 (nineteen years ago)

how do i shot retreat to zen monastery

well partially by shotting trip to allentown to see pissed jeans and BODY COUNT, broster

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 29 March 2007 15:00 (nineteen years ago)

we went to a place in az called the monastery, it served beers and ph0undation. this is the best option i have to offer.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 15:01 (nineteen years ago)

wait pissed jeans, the pissed jeans show? you said billy joel was opening. i'm confused now.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 29 March 2007 15:02 (nineteen years ago)

Today, I will eat leftover bizarre "Club Sandwich" pizza for lunch.

― John Justen wheedly wheedly whee chugga chugga whee dunt dunt dunt (John Justen), Thursday, 29 March 2007 15:02 (nineteen years ago)

club sandwich... pizza???

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 29 March 2007 15:12 (nineteen years ago)

WHAT A CUNT-TRY

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 29 March 2007 15:12 (nineteen years ago)

okay so GWU did desposit my tuition check it just took them a whole month to do it and they felt no compelling reason not to send me more bills with ever-increasing late fees during that time because what could possibly be more important than fucking basketball

― TOMB07 (trm), Thursday, 29 March 2007 15:13 (nineteen years ago)

It seems that pizza technology has reached the point where turkey, bacon, lettuce, and ranch dressing can happily intermingle without fear of reprisal.

― John Justen wheedly wheedly whee chugga chugga whee dunt dunt dunt (John Justen), Thursday, 29 March 2007 15:14 (nineteen years ago)

dude i have never fucked a basketball

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 29 March 2007 15:14 (nineteen years ago)

Ghost Rider, it will come as no shock to you that Pizza Luce is responsible for this brave leap into the future.

― John Justen wheedly wheedly whee chugga chugga whee dunt dunt dunt (John Justen), Thursday, 29 March 2007 15:15 (nineteen years ago)

ranch dressing is not actually what you put on a club sandwich, though
mustard would be more the thing

― TOMB07 (trm), Thursday, 29 March 2007 15:15 (nineteen years ago)

hey john justen take sides: luce vs galactic

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 29 March 2007 15:19 (nineteen years ago)

Come on now, what sort of lunatic would put mustard on a pizza? It would clash horribly with the mayonaisse and Cool Whip.

xpost:Can I vote for Red's Savoy?

― John Justen wheedly wheedly whee chugga chugga whee dunt dunt dunt (John Justen), Thursday, 29 March 2007 15:21 (nineteen years ago)

COP-OUT.

i vote galactic because i think pitchers of beer are cheaper there, tho maybe i'm making that up.

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 29 March 2007 15:24 (nineteen years ago)

It seems that pizza technology has reached the point where turkey, bacon, lettuce, and ranch dressing can happily intermingle without fear of reprisal.

^^^^^ this is going to give me nightmares.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 15:26 (nineteen years ago)

I've actually only been drinking at Luce because Ian from "Drinking With Ian" is hosting bar trivia there, and thus it is a land of booze-em-up drink special fun.

(confession: I have never actually gone to Galactic.)

― John Justen wheedly wheedly whee chugga chugga whee dunt dunt dunt (John Justen), Thursday, 29 March 2007 15:29 (nineteen years ago)

pizza is pretty much exact same quality as luce, it's great to sit outside there on a nice day and drink aforementioned cheap beer, otherwise no real reason to go check it out.

but i just realized you're talking about downtown luce, right? my dad lives a couple blocks from lyn-lake one so i went there way more often than the others.

i was once dumped on my birthday at the seward luce!

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 29 March 2007 15:32 (nineteen years ago)

Ok, experiencing the worry of grody brown lettuce wilt is not what one expects when eating pizza. Thumbs down.

― John Justen wheedly wheedly whee chugga chugga whee dunt dunt dunt (John Justen), Thursday, 29 March 2007 15:40 (nineteen years ago)

Okay, what were you expecting from a club sandwich pizza???? Did Wolfgang Puck make this pizza?

Everybody knows lettuce belongs nowhere on a pizza... unless it is a TACO PIZZA.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 29 March 2007 15:56 (nineteen years ago)

(Fluffy Bear will back me up on this. ...mmm pizza ranch taco pizza i love you...)

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 29 March 2007 16:00 (nineteen years ago)

http://img01.picoodle.com/img/img01/7/3/29/f_fbfw032907m_2907657.jpg

― break machine (Brian Miller), Thursday, 29 March 2007 16:01 (nineteen years ago)

taco pizza??? just remind me never to go to minnesota or wisconsin or wherever the hell you people are all from.

xpost WOW!!!!!!!!!!

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 16:01 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.searchmitchell.com/memberpage_images/102/pranch_logo%5B1%5D.gif

WineCoolerGate-'91, never forget ;_;

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 29 March 2007 16:05 (nineteen years ago)

omg brian

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 29 March 2007 16:06 (nineteen years ago)

"home of the pizza lover's pizza for pizza lovers"

― break machine (Brian Miller), Thursday, 29 March 2007 16:08 (nineteen years ago)

wait i was going to post virginiaisforlovers.jpg but a gis on that term yielded me this
http://students.goucher.edu/rhite/hurricane.jpg

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 16:10 (nineteen years ago)

virginia is for private hurricanes otm

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 16:10 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.canaltrans.com/musica/images/b-52/b-52s-7.jpg

wait no

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 29 March 2007 16:11 (nineteen years ago)

ally minnesota is home to some of the cheapest beer in the country and as long as you're not ordering something insane (AHEM NOT NAMING ANY NAMES HERE) it has 100% better pizza selection than this crap town.

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 29 March 2007 16:11 (nineteen years ago)

SATURDAY

OR SUNDAY

2 AMY'S

― break machine (Brian Miller), Thursday, 29 March 2007 16:12 (nineteen years ago)

i am so over 2 amys

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 29 March 2007 16:13 (nineteen years ago)

i'm just terrified that you canadians or whatever are going to try to force me to eat some kind of crazy japanese pizza.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 16:14 (nineteen years ago)

"oh I am Mr. Que and I am over 2 Amy's and drinking is stupid LOL I love being wrong!"

― break machine (Brian Miller), Thursday, 29 March 2007 16:14 (nineteen years ago)

mr. morbius more like amirite

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 16:15 (nineteen years ago)

it's not a question of wrong or right at all. i just said i was over it. let's do birerria paradiso and that way we have a larger selection of beers.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 29 March 2007 16:15 (nineteen years ago)

wait that's the exact opposite of being over pizza and drinking

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 16:16 (nineteen years ago)

living=drinking

Mr. Que on Thursday, March 29, 2007 12:41 PM (35 minutes ago)

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 29 March 2007 16:16 (nineteen years ago)

still not confused guys

― TOMB07 (trm), Thursday, 29 March 2007 16:18 (nineteen years ago)

Oh god, the taco pizza. There was no way to make that taste good. I forgot about the winecoolergate.

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Thursday, 29 March 2007 16:19 (nineteen years ago)

I am having bukake pizza flashbacks uhg.

xpost: DUDE IT HAD REFRIED BEANS INSTEAD OF TOMATO SAUCE, IT WAS FUCKING AWESOME, WTF

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 29 March 2007 16:20 (nineteen years ago)

ugh stfu re: bukkake pizza

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 16:22 (nineteen years ago)

I preferred my sausage and mozzarella croissants. Also, I must have personally gone through ten or twenty industrial-sized vats of pickles.

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Thursday, 29 March 2007 16:22 (nineteen years ago)

not sure when i said i was over pizza and drinking!

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 29 March 2007 16:22 (nineteen years ago)

WERE YOU ALL REALLY, REALLY, REALLY STONED OR SOMETHING? BECAUSE OTHERWISE THIS STORY MAKES NO SENSE AT ALL.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 16:23 (nineteen years ago)

Srsly I do not approve of "wacky" pizzas (including the unholy abomination that is the Hawaiian pizza argh DO NOT WANT) but refried beans + spicy hamburger + olives + mozarella + cheddar + taco seasoning all backed to gether with chips and lettuce sprinkled over the top = EUREKA TIME TO RUN DOWN THE STREET NAKED

(xpost: Remember how you ruined the "take a pizza home with you" perk for everyone? Hahahahaha)

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 29 March 2007 16:23 (nineteen years ago)

I did abuse the privilege.

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Thursday, 29 March 2007 16:25 (nineteen years ago)

dear friend of mine who is in town currently,

srsly i know you have other commitments and shit is wacky at work-related shindigs and you might not even be able to come out at all tonight but you KNOW there are like no bars near where your hotel is because we all used to live over there and it sucks. rosslyn is a death trap, a suicide rap, tho maybe report back on whether or not hotel has a bar i guess. or i'm just gonna walk yr ass to galaxy hut.

sincerely,
ally

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 16:34 (nineteen years ago)

This dude is wound way too tight and his life really really sucks: http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=40&threadid=52977#unread

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Thursday, 29 March 2007 16:36 (nineteen years ago)

There's that awesome Thai restaurant in Rosslyn! Thai Blue Sea or something like that...?

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 29 March 2007 16:38 (nineteen years ago)

(The actual Pizza Ranch story: In high school, FB & I worked at the short-lived Pizza Ranch in our town. In addition to the KICK-ASS NUMMY taco pizza, they also had a limited liquor license to sell bottled wine coolers and beer. One night, the incompetent restaurant manager "broke in" along with two fellow employees and drank approx 500% of the wine coolers. Firing ensued. We larfed except for the one dude who was really slow and shouldn't have been fired for tagging along with the bad crowd but oh well. one of our perks was that we could take a pizza home with us after our shift. FB one day made six pizzas for his whole family. After that, no more free pizzas. ;_; FB also ate all of these pickles while I ate all of these balls of mozarella cheese. ^_^)

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 29 March 2007 16:39 (nineteen years ago)

dude we're not going eating, we're going drinking (possibly, tentatively, etcly)

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 16:40 (nineteen years ago)

Pizza Ranch was just down the street from Cowtown.

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Thursday, 29 March 2007 16:43 (nineteen years ago)

recipe for disaster right there

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 29 March 2007 16:44 (nineteen years ago)

dude we're not going eating, we're going drinking (possibly, tentatively, etcly)

IIRC they have an awesome blue bar full of fish...?

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 29 March 2007 16:44 (nineteen years ago)

^^^^^^^^ that post could apply as a reply to basically any of the last 70 posts

FUCK XPOST

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 16:45 (nineteen years ago)

wait a bar full of fish??!

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 16:45 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, there's a monstrous aquarium in there! It's cool!

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 29 March 2007 16:46 (nineteen years ago)

Also I don't see the xpost.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 29 March 2007 16:46 (nineteen years ago)

not sure when i said i was over pizza and drinking!

-- Mr. Que (pelagi...), March 29th, 2007.

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IIRC they have an awesome blue bar full of fish...?

-- Jesus Dan (djperr...), March 29th, 2007.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 29 March 2007 16:47 (nineteen years ago)

i really truly do hope that cowtown has an awesome blue bar full of fish.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 16:48 (nineteen years ago)

Maybe it does now!

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 29 March 2007 16:52 (nineteen years ago)

It does when the residents pass out at the marina.

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Thursday, 29 March 2007 16:55 (nineteen years ago)

I am reposting this because if I didn't know I was suffering from depression before I quit my job and got to get paid for sitting around doing nothing then it's definitely been made clear by now

http://www.achewood.com/comic.php?date=02282007

― TOMB07 (trm), Thursday, 29 March 2007 17:02 (nineteen years ago)

did you know Dan that i also worked at the pizza ranch except that by that time it was the rip rap and i was a dish washer and got fire because i blew off work to go to.......EDGE FEST

also ghost rider is from mpls wtf

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Thursday, 29 March 2007 17:06 (nineteen years ago)

haha i forgot you were from mn, river wolf

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 29 March 2007 17:08 (nineteen years ago)

thank you all btw for introducing me to achewood

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Thursday, 29 March 2007 17:10 (nineteen years ago)

ghost rider: i actually spent the first 9 years of my life in Kenwood!

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Thursday, 29 March 2007 17:12 (nineteen years ago)

DID YOU LIVE WITH MARY RICHARDS

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 29 March 2007 17:16 (nineteen years ago)

wait she'd probably moved to cedar by then my bad

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 29 March 2007 17:17 (nineteen years ago)

OMG achewood

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Thursday, 29 March 2007 17:18 (nineteen years ago)

no but i trick or treated at walter mondale's house all the time

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Thursday, 29 March 2007 17:23 (nineteen years ago)

I once took a check at Liquor Depot from a woman whose last name was "Keillor". I made the witty observation of "Ho ho, are you related to Garrison?" She icily regarded me and said, "Yes. He is my cousin."

And I was all like SORRY MISS! DIDN'T KNOW THAT EVERY KEILLOR IN MINNESOTA WAS RELATED TO EACH OTHER.

― PPlains (PPlains), Thursday, 29 March 2007 17:32 (nineteen years ago)

ps i have trespassed at dude's house. he lives across the river from my parents, in WISCONSIN

he has a tennis court

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Thursday, 29 March 2007 17:38 (nineteen years ago)

Here is Garrison Keillor's tennis court.

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Thursday, 29 March 2007 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

guys i just had to go to a work going away party that featured the following:

1) no booze or coffee, just soda which means i couldn't have any kind of drink whatsoever for 45 minutes
2) speeches that referenced 9/11?!?!?
3) TWO KARAOKE SONGS AND KEEP IN MIND I ALREADY SAID THERE WAS NO DRINKING

i feel...dirty.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 17:47 (nineteen years ago)

me too, ally 8[

http://www.jwz.org/images/omgwtf.jpg

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Thursday, 29 March 2007 17:51 (nineteen years ago)

well that didn't help at all

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 17:52 (nineteen years ago)

GK lives in Prescott?!?!

lol at sober karaoke

why you mocking my family photos

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Thursday, 29 March 2007 17:55 (nineteen years ago)

are any of the people on this thread not from minnesota

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 17:55 (nineteen years ago)

i am not from that place

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 29 March 2007 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

ugh i could not feel more humiliated about that going away party if i had gone down to 4bleton and it was announced that it was time for the bukkake party, i swear to god. wtf.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

Dear dude who took site pictures for me to blow up to 24" x 36" on presentation boards,

Thanks for the 640x480 resolution photos. At least you took them on an overcast day!

Sincerely,
yr rendering department

― break machine (Brian Miller), Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:01 (nineteen years ago)

most of my relatives live here

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:02 (nineteen years ago)

which is a different country even, than minnesota

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:02 (nineteen years ago)

SECRET BRITISHER

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

my dad likes the vikings

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

i like pretty much anyone that's that good at conquering

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:04 (nineteen years ago)

real go getters

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:04 (nineteen years ago)

conquering party boat

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:06 (nineteen years ago)

Children across the state think the Vikings are named "What the hell is wrong with you?!?!", "Goddamnit!" or "AAAAARGH! That's it. Fuck these guys."

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:08 (nineteen years ago)

guys sad news

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:12 (nineteen years ago)

why the hell did anyone on friends need a body double? was i missing some kind of awesome action program back in the day? i was under the impression it was soap wank will & grace type shit. ;_;

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:15 (nineteen years ago)

also guys i would like to start a campaign on the "which country has the most beautiful women" thread to let chad win.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

lol shakey mo is an idiot

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

NU-ILX IS FULL OF PEOPLE WHO HATE FUN

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

haha i just voted for Chad but i was really tempted by the accidental blank entry too

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:19 (nineteen years ago)

yeah i was torn between those two, and also @Web Directories

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:19 (nineteen years ago)

GHOST RIDER IS MOMUS, DOG LATIN, LOUISE JAGER and A BLEATING MOUNTAIN GOAT SPREAD THE WORD Y'ALL

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

shakey mo is a completely special little dude, isn't he.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:29 (nineteen years ago)

i just wonder how this is affecting poor dr morbius now that he's gotten drunk us

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:30 (nineteen years ago)

GJOST RIDHER IS JOHN DARNIELLE???

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:30 (nineteen years ago)

alex are YOU drunk?

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:30 (nineteen years ago)

[image]http://www.socialmiami.com/socialeyes/images/wine4.jpg[/image]

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:31 (nineteen years ago)

hahahaha wait wrong tab

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:31 (nineteen years ago)

guys I'M drunk

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:32 (nineteen years ago)

THE WORLD SHINES
AS I EXIT THE DUPONT RED LINE
GOING TO THE BIG HUNT

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:35 (nineteen years ago)

this time zone business is always a little baffling

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:41 (nineteen years ago)

the big hunt doesn't open until like 4

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:44 (nineteen years ago)

i'm not going to the big hunt, fuck that place

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:45 (nineteen years ago)

no xposts is maybe the only good thing about nu-ilx

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

Wait, "Clitheroe"?????? AWESOMES

I'M A CLIT HERO
PAID MY DUES

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

no xposts makes every thread 30 times more incomprehensible

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:50 (nineteen years ago)

considering that we're talking about ilx is that really such a bad thing?

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

no, i was agreeing with alex!!

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

... I can't tell if you are agreeing or disagreeing with GHOST RIDER.

(xpost: IT IS NO LONGER A MYSTERY)

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:52 (nineteen years ago)

HOW LONG HAVE YOU PPL KNOWN ME, COME ON

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:53 (nineteen years ago)

baby i meet you for the first time every day

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

guys wtf
http://www.myspace.com/labyrinthofjareth

xpost awwwwww blood diamonds, bro :D

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

i'm not clicking on that my space link

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:56 (nineteen years ago)

'clit hero,' dan? oh come on now

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:57 (nineteen years ago)

that's for best

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:57 (nineteen years ago)

i mean it's not that i don't appreciate the effort. but still.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

it was no effort, ned forwarded it to me. it was all his effort. i just copy pasted it after being horrified by the link for a minute.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

haha i just went to do a search on our website for "gluten free" and i typed in "blood diamonds" instead

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

and so you shared pain with us, your pals.

xpost hahahaha

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:59 (nineteen years ago)

do i click on that link in a public library computer lab y/n

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:59 (nineteen years ago)

my ex-gf from high school has a gluten allergy and now she has lupus ;_;

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Thursday, 29 March 2007 18:59 (nineteen years ago)

y but pull it out first

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 29 March 2007 19:00 (nineteen years ago)

it's safe for work/public though if someone sees you looking at it they'll assume you're insane. or gluten free.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 19:00 (nineteen years ago)

eeeeesh i am sorry, gluten intolerance is not a basic time of fun at all

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 29 March 2007 19:00 (nineteen years ago)

coffee shop astley OTM

― break machine (Brian Miller), Thursday, 29 March 2007 19:02 (nineteen years ago)

yeesh why am i cold?

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 19:08 (nineteen years ago)

lisa kudrow suddenly cried out in terror, and was suddenly silenced

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 29 March 2007 19:10 (nineteen years ago)

;_;

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 19:11 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.sfgate.com/n/pictures/2007/03/28/babies1.jpg

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

yeah you should always let a trained professional throw out your baby

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 29 March 2007 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

embarazada? lady you got no idea

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 29 March 2007 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

like anyone's ever thrown a baby in a dumpster

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 29 March 2007 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

OH FINE, MAKE ME THE BAD GUY DUDE.

― John Justen wheedly wheedly whee chugga chugga whee dunt dunt dunt (John Justen), Thursday, 29 March 2007 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

John, you're a trained professional.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 29 March 2007 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

THe court records will show the use of the term "loft", not "throw".

― John Justen wheedly wheedly whee chugga chugga whee dunt dunt dunt (John Justen), Thursday, 29 March 2007 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

I am bringing in an expert witness.

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Thursday, 29 March 2007 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

the thing is the woman is doing it all wrong, you have to set it down nicely to keep the noise levels down. your neighbors are just gonna complain about all the clanging around a baby's head makes if you do it that way. trust me on this one.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

"clanging"

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 29 March 2007 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

oh shit dudes do you remember that totally harrowing scene in the giver? totally freaked me out as a younger lad.

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 29 March 2007 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

Why not just cover it in peanut butter and be like, "oh noes the squirrels!"

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Thursday, 29 March 2007 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

Also, why put a diaper on a baby if you're just going to throw it away?

― John Justen wheedly wheedly whee chugga chugga whee dunt dunt dunt (John Justen), Thursday, 29 March 2007 19:45 (nineteen years ago)

what kind of person lets a baby just defecate freely, really. what kind of trained professional are you?!

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

someone pls to make graphic advising what to do when Baby's On Fire

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 29 March 2007 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

better throw her in the dumpster

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 29 March 2007 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

"someone"

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

defecations=nothing to be scared of

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 29 March 2007 19:49 (nineteen years ago)

also is that nurse going to raise that baby until age 18? y/n

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 29 March 2007 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

n she is going to sell it to gypsies, duh

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

http://funschool.kaboose.com/fire_icon.gif
I think this means you're supposed to pee on it.

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Thursday, 29 March 2007 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

my mom always threatened to give me back to the "indians"

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 29 March 2007 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

my grandpa always said he was going to make us all go back to Castro's Cuba for misbehavior.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

little elizay gonzalez

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 29 March 2007 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

tragilol

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 20:00 (nineteen years ago)

this day is now dragging

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

I can't spill out the baby's bathwater after her bath without thinking to myself that it's especially important that I don't throw my daughter out with it.

It's kinda like that time that a friend and I were driving out of Oakland and were trying to get across the Bay without going through San Francisco, and I legitimately asked her if she knew the way to San Jose.

― PPlains (PPlains), Thursday, 29 March 2007 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

rimshot.jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 29 March 2007 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/134/377322536_0fda4df99a.jpg

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 29 March 2007 20:36 (nineteen years ago)

puppy otm

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 29 March 2007 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

I really wanted to know if she knew the way to San Jose though! It wouldn't had been funny if we got lost!

― PPlains (PPlains), Thursday, 29 March 2007 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

it's cool, man. i laughed!

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 29 March 2007 20:42 (nineteen years ago)

Someday, I plan on traveling to the capitol of Italy and acting like the natives!

― PPlains (PPlains), Thursday, 29 March 2007 20:52 (nineteen years ago)

(I'm not going to apologize for spelling here since it's just the sandbox.)

― PPlains (PPlains), Thursday, 29 March 2007 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

There are many reasons why I want to learn the banjo, but this bottle of wine and 'journey of the sorcerer' are most pressing right now.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 29 March 2007 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

i like how Ed lives in a totally different universe. it's like having someone post from the future.

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Thursday, 29 March 2007 21:59 (nineteen years ago)

If Helogallo -> Smokebelch II = the future, I am there.

I just did a CDR80 for a friend in NYC, anyone else want a copy while I'm about transatlantic CDR mailing, mail me.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 29 March 2007 22:23 (nineteen years ago)

ok sure

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Thursday, 29 March 2007 22:35 (nineteen years ago)

ps ZR where are my ethiopian buddies? ;_;

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Thursday, 29 March 2007 22:36 (nineteen years ago)

basic time of why the fuck exactly did i put a phone in my mouth

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/177/439269400_5cab8ba7a7.jpg

― kissing, drinking, and insect songs (gbx), Friday, 30 March 2007 00:48 (nineteen years ago)

I still don't get the phone thing.

It reminds me of my old orthodontist's office which was located inside this quaint, almost kinda woodsy, little cabin of a building.

Inside, from the counter where you signed in to the walls of the waiting room to little tables set up by the window next to the dentist's chair, were framed photographs of the orthodontist. Photographs of the orthodontist's wife and family. Photographs of the assistants and the receptionist. Photographs of some other mystery people. Some shots were taken inside the office, some at picnics, some around the house or at a graduation.

And in all the photographs, they were doing the same thing: Pulling down on their left eyelid with their index finger, exposing the pink tissue (if you will) located just underneath their left eye.

― PPlains (PPlains), Friday, 30 March 2007 02:26 (nineteen years ago)

But did they stick their phones in there? Because that would be HARDCORE.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 30 March 2007 02:47 (nineteen years ago)

they didn't have iPhones then.

― PPlains (PPlains), Friday, 30 March 2007 02:48 (nineteen years ago)

gbx, email me and I will weyeesseye

― Ed (dali), Friday, 30 March 2007 04:49 (nineteen years ago)

HOLY FUCK, Evan, that's horror movie lighting right there.

Btw, Kevin says you are all v v blood diamonds. He's on my futon, and we're about to pass out and get some sleep before BRUNCH-TIME BOO-YAH.

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 30 March 2007 05:43 (nineteen years ago)

I have not now nor ever been from or near minnesota, however I did live with one and do have a vikings sweater.

― Ed (dali), Friday, 30 March 2007 06:01 (nineteen years ago)

Check yr bucket

― Ed (dali), Friday, 30 March 2007 07:45 (nineteen years ago)

FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 30 March 2007 11:14 (nineteen years ago)

i am downloading, thanks Ed

― the Thomas Edison of handing a dude his ass (gbx), Friday, 30 March 2007 11:28 (nineteen years ago)

ok so i just bumped into my roommate coming out of the bathroom totally naked cut it out

― the Thomas Edison of handing a dude his ass (gbx), Friday, 30 March 2007 11:31 (nineteen years ago)

eek gbx i'm sorry bro - i've had a rather...difficult...week and haven't actually been, you know, home for more than 2 conscious hours over the last seven or eight days to rip stuff. i will rectify ASAP. INJERA IN YR EARS, SON.

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 30 March 2007 12:55 (nineteen years ago)

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/03/29/movies/30blad.span.jpg

― break machine (Brian Miller), Friday, 30 March 2007 13:02 (nineteen years ago)

And that's why I left my career as a professional ice skater.

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Friday, 30 March 2007 13:08 (nineteen years ago)

what the fuck is mickey doing on our ("our") board

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 30 March 2007 13:11 (nineteen years ago)

leaking unreleased f@ke @ccents tracks

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Friday, 30 March 2007 13:23 (nineteen years ago)

that sunofabitch don't know ROSEN IS MY CO-PILOT

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 30 March 2007 13:24 (nineteen years ago)

dude its cool i told him to come on this thread. what are we if not the island of misfit toys??

― 69 (pete), Friday, 30 March 2007 13:49 (nineteen years ago)

come TO this thread forfending

― 69 (pete), Friday, 30 March 2007 13:50 (nineteen years ago)

ZR don't worry about it -- yr a dude for sending 'em. thanks.

― the Thomas Edison of handing a dude his ass (gbx), Friday, 30 March 2007 13:50 (nineteen years ago)

honestly pete i know your policy is to be a bro above all things BUT DID YOU READ HIS FUCKING RACISM THREAD LAST NIGHT

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Friday, 30 March 2007 13:52 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, see, why would a person even want to do that, though?

― the Thomas Edison of handing a dude his ass (gbx), Friday, 30 March 2007 13:53 (nineteen years ago)

the little masochistic trolling homophobe shit should be banned from the fucking internet, not just ilx

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Friday, 30 March 2007 13:54 (nineteen years ago)

we are the island of misfit toys, not the island of choads

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 30 March 2007 13:55 (nineteen years ago)

although, i'll admit that it's fun to get all worked up sometimes c.f. when the abortion crazies show up on campus and press their children into handing me flyers with crazy dead fetuses on them and hold up signs saying fags gotta die

xp the gov't tried to do that already, ghost rider!

― the Thomas Edison of handing a dude his ass (gbx), Friday, 30 March 2007 13:55 (nineteen years ago)

whoa no i read nothing

― 69 (pete), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:02 (nineteen years ago)

i am not from minnesota but my dad is! he had a summer job working at the vikings training camp, once

OMG
http://www.svenandoles.com/

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:04 (nineteen years ago)

why they want to put rice on pizza??!

― simon le cowell (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:07 (nineteen years ago)

oh geez it costs a million dollars for a lutefisk pizza ;_;

― the Thomas Edison of handing a dude his ass (gbx), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:08 (nineteen years ago)

>>The Uffda Zah
Italian Sausage, Pepperoni, Mushrooms, Black Olives, Green Peppers, and Onions

Oh jeez they do NOT have a lutefisk pizza dere!

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:09 (nineteen years ago)

this place rules, we totally should go. everyone to visit northern minnesota! we'll just crash at my aunt's place i'm sure she's still working at some bar or another

http://www.svenandoles.com/worldbeertour.html

"Finish the Tour and get a World Tour T-Shirt, a 12" Pizza with two toppings, a card for 5 drinks and your name in 'The Pickle Herring Club Hall of Foam.'"

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:12 (nineteen years ago)

I LOOKED AT THE MENU AND IT SAID LUTEFISK PIZZA ONE MILLION DOLLARS

― the Thomas Edison of handing a dude his ass (gbx), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:14 (nineteen years ago)

Our legendary, but still not tasted .......... Lutefisk ............................. $1,000,000

― the Thomas Edison of handing a dude his ass (gbx), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:15 (nineteen years ago)

now i think YOU owe ME a million dollars for being wrong

― the Thomas Edison of handing a dude his ass (gbx), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:16 (nineteen years ago)

then you can get your pizza, problem is solved

― simon le cowell (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:16 (nineteen years ago)

I will mail you a frozen lutefisk pizza for $50.00.

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Friday, 30 March 2007 14:18 (nineteen years ago)

ok darla group trip to minnesota is a-ok and totally blood diamonds in my book but i'm not going to grand mirais to eat some scandinavian stereotype pizza.

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:18 (nineteen years ago)

haha i'm a really bad minnesotan, i never, ever go anywhere outside the twin cities, like even most of the second-ring suburbs are terrifying mysteries to me

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:20 (nineteen years ago)

i might go to MPLS in june??

― 69 (pete), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:23 (nineteen years ago)

I've lived here my whole life and I get lost outside of the cities.

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Friday, 30 March 2007 14:23 (nineteen years ago)

see i've never been to twin cities (catching a commuter flight to duluth from the airport doesn't count) i've only spent time way up nort dere

it's kind of the west virginia of minnesota except now there are a few fancy yuppie camping towns like ely which are like a patagonia theme park

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:25 (nineteen years ago)

i should probably admit than i also fear most of the first-ring suburbs :/

tell me why pete

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:26 (nineteen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/5c/North_Country_film.jpg/200px-North_Country_film.jpg

my second cousin was in this.. drivin a zamboni

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:28 (nineteen years ago)

he's going to see a man about a horse

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:28 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.kropserkel.com/Images/horsehead%20(9).jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:29 (nineteen years ago)

OMFG SO CUET

― 69 (pete), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:30 (nineteen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/c/ce/The_Great_Outdoors_%28film%29_Poster.jpg/200px-The_Great_Outdoors_%28film%29_Poster.jpg
http://www.ivebeentoduluth.net/i/i/shirt-01-standard.jpg

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:31 (nineteen years ago)

that's a pillow, do i purchase for wife, y/n

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:31 (nineteen years ago)

y, and one for me

― the Thomas Edison of handing a dude his ass (gbx), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:32 (nineteen years ago)

wife, friends, parents, boss, hobos y

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:33 (nineteen years ago)

suburbs to avoid: maplewood, woodbury

― the Thomas Edison of handing a dude his ass (gbx), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:33 (nineteen years ago)

wait, it's seventy dollars

http://www.kropserkel.com/Images/horsehead%20(7).jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:34 (nineteen years ago)

best $70 you'll ever spend

― simon le cowell (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:35 (nineteen years ago)

wow that is a good deal larger than the first picture would lead you to believe

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:36 (nineteen years ago)

In addition to living in Minneapolis and owning a cat born at Macalester College, I used to sell children's photographs in Wal*Marts across the state of Minnesota. I spent a week in Fergus Falls. One night, I got so bored sitting in the hotel room watching [i]Tommy[/i] and [i]Hoffa[/i], that I drove over to Wahlpeton, North Dakota, to eat dinner, just so I could check another United State off my visited list. I sent off my receipts from the Sauk Centre post office (where behind the building, a few teenaged girls were smoking cigarettes.) I boned up on my pidgen Spanish in Wilmar. My girlfriend met me in Albert Lea the week I was there, and we hung out in the room after hours, watching movies like [i]The China Syndrome[/i]. I picked up a hitch-hiker coming back from the St. Cloud store and we drove to Chicago. I finally lost my shit and quit that horrible baby photograph job after a really bad day in Owatonna.

― PPlains (PPlains), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:38 (nineteen years ago)

last one i promise

http://www.kropserkel.com/Images/horsehead%20(6).jpg

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:38 (nineteen years ago)

First sentence of PPlains' debut novel

I finally lost my shit and quit that horrible baby photograph job after a really bad day in Owatonna.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:39 (nineteen years ago)

someone please buy me that pillow for my birthday

― simon le cowell (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:41 (nineteen years ago)

pplains you have the makings of the minnesotan factotum right there.

other suburb memories:

once i was canvassing door-to-door in eden prairie and because i hated my job and was hot and tired i sat down on a porch with a depressed middle-aged man who talked a bit like a minnesotan james mason. he talked about growing up in st paul and how the state/country he loved was dead, about watching john kerry on the cavett show and how he wished he could vote for that one instead of '04 kerry. his wife brought us lemonade, then he sort of gestured at his ugly housing development, ratcheted up the mason voice ten-fold and said "it's not eden... and there's no prairie anymore."

he later accused me of flipping him off when i adjusted my glasses.

that is my only memory of being in eden prairie.

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:43 (nineteen years ago)

seriously that pillow only works out to like $1/cubic foot.

― break machine (Brian Miller), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:44 (nineteen years ago)

"it's not eden... and there's no prairie anymore."

Wow. What a line.

I worked the Eden Prairie store, too. During my lunch break, I went over to that mall where they filmed Mallrats.

― PPlains (PPlains), Friday, 30 March 2007 14:51 (nineteen years ago)

First sentence of PPlains' debut novel

And I did try to put some of those experiences down on paper! And after sixty pages, I took those papers downstairs and set them on fire!

― PPlains (PPlains), Friday, 30 March 2007 15:07 (nineteen years ago)

start again mofo with that sentence up there

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 30 March 2007 15:11 (nineteen years ago)

you are like the book nazi i swear to god

― simon le cowell (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 30 March 2007 15:15 (nineteen years ago)

"nazi"

i didn't say book. it reads like the 1st sentence of a short story.

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 30 March 2007 15:18 (nineteen years ago)

oh god i guess i did say book, sorry busy day!

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 30 March 2007 15:18 (nineteen years ago)

guys, my job. my job is CRAZY. did i mention, my job is crazy? gaaah. why are we communicating stuff that isn't accurate? because we're too rushed and unfocused to care what people think. plus, they won't pay attention anyway, because of our long history of putting any old crap out there and not caring what people think. this is apparently a-ok with lots of folks at the organization, i think it's not ok with sr management but do i ever get to talk to them? hell no

it's nice to be reminded yet again that i can't count on my boss to stand up for me. 'you have a point' but.. let's stick with the status quo of putting any old crap out there

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Friday, 30 March 2007 15:19 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.dailykitten.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/1174019305cats-026.jpg

― simon le cowell (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 30 March 2007 15:30 (nineteen years ago)

HI DERE I HAVE DAY OFF. And I just made salad/eggs/bacon/espresso for Otto Midnight & self, and roommates are hanging out talking shit. I love everything.

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 30 March 2007 16:13 (nineteen years ago)

HI LAUREL I AM AT HOME EATING PiZZA AND DRINKING WINE AND IT IS ONLY 1130 YAY

― the Thomas Edison of handing a dude his ass (gbx), Friday, 30 March 2007 16:26 (nineteen years ago)

also my roommate had some friends over yesterday afternoon which included a dog named "Otter" who unsurprisingly turned out to be a total G

― the Thomas Edison of handing a dude his ass (gbx), Friday, 30 March 2007 16:29 (nineteen years ago)

Wine before noon is v v blood diamonds, I have to say. I'm not hungover but whatshisface is, and unless he was kidding me, he said he doesn't drink during daylight hours which seems like a terrible waste of a day, basically. I might have some beers later while teaching Agent Cooper to change a tube.

What is a "total G"?

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 30 March 2007 16:29 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.musicnotes.com/images/garthwlogo.jpg

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 30 March 2007 16:32 (nineteen years ago)

wait, no one told me agent cooper was going to be in nyc this weekend. if i had known THAT then i'd be there NOW

― simon le cowell (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 30 March 2007 16:36 (nineteen years ago)

http://images.teamsugar.com/files/users/1/13254/13_2007/beer.jpg

― the Thomas Edison of handing a dude his ass (gbx), Friday, 30 March 2007 16:55 (nineteen years ago)

that store 8080

― simon le cowell (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 30 March 2007 16:56 (nineteen years ago)

8080

― Ed (dali), Friday, 30 March 2007 17:03 (nineteen years ago)

Fuck me the last two days have been shit (workwise)

― Ed (dali), Friday, 30 March 2007 17:03 (nineteen years ago)

amen, Ed

― break machine (Brian Miller), Friday, 30 March 2007 17:05 (nineteen years ago)

excerpt from an email regardng a project that's in design and getting handed to me next week (I have not even touched this project yet but will be the sole person on it soon)

"Here you go... Schedule has slid due to some issues on our end. We really need to step things up – haven’t shown them much progress in the last couple weeks."

Thanks!

― break machine (Brian Miller), Friday, 30 March 2007 17:07 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.cluedup.co.nz/images/step_it_up_logo.jpg

― the Thomas Edison of handing a dude his ass (gbx), Friday, 30 March 2007 17:15 (nineteen years ago)

lol jpg is hueg

― the Thomas Edison of handing a dude his ass (gbx), Friday, 30 March 2007 17:15 (nineteen years ago)

so guys my new thing while waiting for my job to exist is that I am going to make $$$$$ selling magic blue beaver pelts to my fellow players in Second Life

what do you think

― TOMB07 (trm), Friday, 30 March 2007 17:29 (nineteen years ago)

You all love it and wish you had thought of it first

― TOMB07 (trm), Friday, 30 March 2007 17:29 (nineteen years ago)

what can i do with one of those

― the Thomas Edison of handing a dude his ass (gbx), Friday, 30 March 2007 17:29 (nineteen years ago)

haha eden prairie

― ogo (gcannon), Friday, 30 March 2007 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

dear gmail

why are you crashing on me again. fuck you.

sincerely,
ally

― simon le cowell (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 30 March 2007 17:31 (nineteen years ago)

"beaver"

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 30 March 2007 17:39 (nineteen years ago)

"magic" what kind of magical beaver are you sellin

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 30 March 2007 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

dear everyone,

who is drinking post-work drinks tonight and also where?

yours in christ,
ally

― simon le cowell (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 30 March 2007 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

guys whatever i did wrong to make no one want to drink with me anymore, i'm sorry. i knew it would happen someday though ;_;

― simon le cowell (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 30 March 2007 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

Hi DC! I just discovered last night that my sister and her boyfriend are moving to your fair city this summer, so I hope that sometime in the not-too-distant future I can come and visit and drink many beers.

― danno martinez (danno martinez), Friday, 30 March 2007 18:26 (nineteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

HEY GUYS

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 18:26 (nineteen years ago)

http://images.teamsugar.com/files/users/1/13254/13_2007/beer.jpg

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

8090

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

weird

― flexidisc, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 18:30 (nineteen years ago)

sup

― TOMB07, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 18:32 (nineteen years ago)

our long national nightmare is over

― ZR, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 18:32 (nineteen years ago)

8090 8080!

― ZR, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 18:32 (nineteen years ago)

booga booga

― flexidisc, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 18:33 (nineteen years ago)

:D :D

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 24 April 2007 18:34 (nineteen years ago)

ok so who is who again

― TOMB07, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 18:38 (nineteen years ago)

i'm tombot

― flexidisc, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 18:38 (nineteen years ago)

i'm tombot

― flexidisc, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 18:39 (nineteen years ago)

weird

i'm space calculator

― flexidisc, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 18:39 (nineteen years ago)

no you're spartacus

― ZR, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 18:39 (nineteen years ago)

ha ha ha ***

― flexidisc, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 18:39 (nineteen years ago)

""""''''"""""

― flexidisc, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 18:39 (nineteen years ago)

actually i have no fucking clue who you are! who are you?

― ZR, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 18:40 (nineteen years ago)

this is a picture of me

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2007/writers/bill_syken/02/01/scorecard.daily/p1_joel.jpg

― flexidisc, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 18:41 (nineteen years ago)

well if meg doesn't bring me more beer like i asked her to then i can always just drink your blood

― ZR, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 18:42 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.zod2008.com/

― ZR, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 18:42 (nineteen years ago)

vampire, that reminds me of a song that uses the vampire metaphor for a relationship by the rock band The Sebadoh

― flexidisc, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 18:42 (nineteen years ago)

i don;'t understand what is going on here

― Hash Tit's, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 18:45 (nineteen years ago)

you are Pete

― flexidisc, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 18:45 (nineteen years ago)

yes, i am

― Hash Tit's, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

hi i'm william joel

― flexidisc, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

nice to meet you, i'm a big fan. i like the song that you do, called "big shot"

― Hash Tit's, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 24 April 2007 18:47 (nineteen years ago)

what ghost rider talk?!

― Hash Tit's, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 18:48 (nineteen years ago)

WAU

― LOLLERPANTS, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 18:52 (nineteen years ago)

guys i am bored

― Hash Tit's, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

hi ally

― flexidisc, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 18:59 (nineteen years ago)

HI DERE

― PROVEN BY BOOZE SCIENCE, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:00 (nineteen years ago)

hi brian

― flexidisc, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

i'm mark

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:03 (nineteen years ago)

you wish

― flexidisc, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

8090

― LOLLERPANTS, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

y/n: stoned lightning tattoo on forehead

― ZR, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:07 (nineteen years ago)

I'M TEH BATMANG

xpost yes. well, maybe no.

― PROVEN BY BOOZE SCIENCE, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:08 (nineteen years ago)

― flexidisc, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:10 (nineteen years ago)

i'm not ally, i'm pete

― Hash Tit's, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:11 (nineteen years ago)

that is a good login because i like that there is a person/thing called hash tit, and that it possesses something else

― ZR, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

i am mark. i hate drinking and tattoos and fun, i'm going to tend my garden and watch bravo

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

suck it you fat blogger

― flexidisc, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

;)

― flexidisc, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:13 (nineteen years ago)

fat fat fatty fat fat

― Hash Tit's, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:16 (nineteen years ago)

you got me, i'm actually jon

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:17 (nineteen years ago)

guys i'm not really pete, this is a picture of me on my birthday
http://www.flickr.com/photos/85115763@N00/370863728/in/photostream/

― Hash Tit's, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:17 (nineteen years ago)

y: stoned lightning tattoo on foreskin

― LOLLERPANTS, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

oh dan that ain't right

― Hash Tit's, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

― flexidisc, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

CALL ME LIGHTNING

― flexidisc, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

i mean most of these ppl are probably circumsized, for STARTERS

― Hash Tit's, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:21 (nineteen years ago)

yeah first of all, that would never happen

― ZR, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

WHOA! he's a little psycho! i want to play with that little psycho and learn his name!

― Hash Tit's, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

fuckin a i should've made my username DAH-vi-day

― Hash Tit's, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

awesome i just figured out how to make a gchat monkey throwin devil hornz

― ZR, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:26 (nineteen years ago)

\m/ :(|) \m/

― ZR, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:26 (nineteen years ago)

wow wow wow

― Hash Tit's, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:27 (nineteen years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000002H2H.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― flexidisc, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:27 (nineteen years ago)

productive day, zr - you've earned yourself another four beers

― ZR, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:27 (nineteen years ago)

that's the spirit

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:27 (nineteen years ago)

i wish i had a beer or four

― Hash Tit's, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

if wishes were fishes we'd all be drunk

― ZR, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:31 (nineteen years ago)

this is the best lns post of the day fyi guys

Best Way to Cover Up a Dong Sore
Posted By: Undercover on 04-24-2007 2:17 pm Report as shockingly offensive

Iâ€™ve been working a couple of different girls lately and am pretty sure Iâ€™m poised for some action soon.

Problem is that Iâ€™ve recently developed some pretty bad chafing sores and bumps on my dong haft and am worried about how itâ€™ll look when it comes time to do the deed.

Iâ€™m pretty sure itâ€™s just from a really long sex session (extremely drunk) with a girl I met last weekend or from masturbating excessively while too drunk another night. Anyway, whatâ€™s the best creams/solutions to cover this up?

― Hash Tit's, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:31 (nineteen years ago)

dong haft

― flexidisc, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:32 (nineteen years ago)

later he comes up with the solution to possibly put bronzer or some similar make-up product on his dick to hide the sore. it is really a good piece of artwork going on.

― Hash Tit's, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

Birthday Boy = Tit's <--- I think this is the truest thing I've ever read

― LOLLERPANTS, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

that entire photostream is full of nothing but amazing photo captions and people with names like lee 52 and guitar and dr pow.

― Hash Tit's, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

if you copy paste the monkey it says this: [rockout] [monkey] [rockout]

― Hash Tit's, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:45 (nineteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/135/320893998_460c2b6e24.jpg
carzy talk!

― Dr Pow, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

dr pow prepare the MAKAN

― Hash Tit's, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

8090

― ZR, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

also, second stupid congressional inquest is nearly as good as the first one as far as stupid shit said - way to bring up date rape at a hearing on terrorism insurance, lady!

― ZR, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:49 (nineteen years ago)

sadly beer is long gone

― ZR, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

you lose

― flexidisc, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

blah

― Hash Tit's, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 20:36 (nineteen years ago)

basically

― TOMB07, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 20:37 (nineteen years ago)

seriously feeling like I should crawl back in bed as soon as I get home

― TOMB07, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 20:39 (nineteen years ago)

ok the washingtonian this month is about dc dream weekends, one of which is...a trip to philly? wtf. i mean, yeah, otm, a dream weekend would involve LEAVING HERE but should washingtonian really admit this publicly?

― Hash Tit's, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 20:40 (nineteen years ago)

also, philly?? really?

― Hash Tit's, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 20:40 (nineteen years ago)

Y R POSTS SO FAR APART

― dong haft, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

When I post it delivers me into the void!

― dong haft, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 20:42 (nineteen years ago)

rich y/n

― Hash Tit's, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 20:42 (nineteen years ago)

the washingtonian is horriblifying

― TOMB07, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 20:43 (nineteen years ago)

"Also your site says the publication is issued every Friday. What
are the issue dates for the next 4 weeks?"

― Hash Tit's, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 20:47 (nineteen years ago)

okay mdk now

― LOLLERPANTS, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 21:16 (nineteen years ago)

cheers, keith.

― TOMB07, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 22:12 (nineteen years ago)

HAY GUYS

Who is who on Facebook? I would like to add all of these friends.

― LOLLERPANTS, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 22:13 (nineteen years ago)

Any time...

― Keith, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 22:15 (nineteen years ago)

dan i myspaced you

― flexidisc, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 23:09 (nineteen years ago)

yeah keith thanks a ton dude

― ZR, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 23:18 (nineteen years ago)

I'm on facebook!

― jessie the half-man half-machine, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 23:24 (nineteen years ago)

So we a re back in the other office. I'm not on facebook, why should I be?

― The Mayor, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 23:44 (nineteen years ago)

You should be on Facebook because I made a group to whore out my band! 33 people have joined it so far!

― LOLLERPANTS, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 23:59 (nineteen years ago)

Also Jessie, you should friend me! And everyone should put "drinkin' island" as an interest.

― LOLLERPANTS, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 00:01 (nineteen years ago)

― LOLLERPANTS, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 00:06 (nineteen years ago)

Hey up: If you're sticking around here, you might want to use the shiny new http://sandbox.thehold.net/ILX/ as your URL, as the cookies between here and real ilx can fuck each other up, and you'll get randomly logged out.

― stet (stet), Wednesday, 25 April 2007 00:10 (nineteen years ago)

I noticed that!

― LOLLERPANTS, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 00:12 (nineteen years ago)

oh hey awesome

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Wednesday, 25 April 2007 00:20 (nineteen years ago)

I got zinged by my new boss yesterday for saying f-words on gmail chat (which I'm not even signed into) so I won't be participating in any facebook or myspace or whatever for another couple of years.

― TOMB07, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 13:18 (nineteen years ago)

http://photos-436.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v54/43/16/10026008/n10026008_33297436_2504.jpg
^^^^ invisible trampoline

― Hash Tit's, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 13:59 (nineteen years ago)

Part of me wants to see how facebook works, most of me wants to steer clear of any more opportunities to have casual insult tossed at me by braindead teenagers and I certainly don't need to opportunity to criticise another shitty web 2.0 interface. I think I shall expand my real life social network with human females instead.

― The Mayor, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 14:06 (nineteen years ago)

argh so sick wtf

― I TRIED, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 14:10 (nineteen years ago)

i am on facebook, and have never once been insulted by a teenager.

― Hash Tit's, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 14:13 (nineteen years ago)

To be fair I only get the occasional YOU ARE FAT/WIERD LOL!?!?! on myspace.

― The Mayor, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 14:26 (nineteen years ago)

My esteem can't take that much of a pummelling, sniff.

― The Mayor, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 14:27 (nineteen years ago)

guys nabisco pisses me off real bad

― TOMB07, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 14:28 (nineteen years ago)

but but but he's OTM!

― lumpy rutherford, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 14:28 (nineteen years ago)

hush up lumpy rutherford

― TOMB07, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 14:32 (nineteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/176/465693885_9d51ad0b0d.jpg

― Hash Tit's, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 14:33 (nineteen years ago)

hi kitty

lol at capn burrito pants

― pooteronomy, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 14:36 (nineteen years ago)

test '
test '
test apostrophe

― dong haft, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

ok who are you people

― Hash Tit's, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 15:05 (nineteen years ago)

I'm The Mayor.

― The Mayor, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 15:08 (nineteen years ago)

oh i know who you are

― Hash Tit's, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 15:10 (nineteen years ago)

I think I've got everyone apart from you and flexidisk.

― The Mayor, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 15:12 (nineteen years ago)

i'm deeznuts

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Wednesday, 25 April 2007 15:17 (nineteen years ago)

i'm pete

― Hash Tit's, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 15:24 (nineteen years ago)

im lollerpants

― pooteronomy, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 15:24 (nineteen years ago)

guys i want a clocky

― Hash Tit's, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 15:26 (nineteen years ago)

Ban Hash Tit's

― The Mayor, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 15:26 (nineteen years ago)

;_1

― Hash Tit's, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 15:27 (nineteen years ago)

i am woman, hear me roar
in numbers too big to ignore.

― lumpy rutherford, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 15:28 (nineteen years ago)

what color clocky do you want

― TOMB07, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 15:29 (nineteen years ago)

i will decide that myself, when i purchase myself a clocky

― Hash Tit's, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 15:30 (nineteen years ago)

i don't want to decide until i am ready to get one

― Hash Tit's, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 15:30 (nineteen years ago)

http://gawker.com/assets/resources/2007/04/clintray.jpg

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Wednesday, 25 April 2007 15:33 (nineteen years ago)

Cum-o

― flexidisc, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 15:35 (nineteen years ago)

inappropriate

― TOMB07, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 15:46 (nineteen years ago)

yellow card

― 1000 Tony Romo DJs, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 15:48 (nineteen years ago)

I forgot about g-force. I loved g-force. (apropos of nothing)

― pooteronomy, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 16:01 (nineteen years ago)

Nabisco should stop resting on his OTM laurels.

― Shirley Waylon Beaver, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 16:08 (nineteen years ago)

guys i might have to go to boston

― Hash Tit's, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 16:10 (nineteen years ago)

for like DAYS

― Hash Tit's, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 16:10 (nineteen years ago)

is that more of having-a-blackberry crap? do you get corporate credit card?

― TOMB07, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 16:12 (nineteen years ago)

i haven't gotten either of those things yet

― Hash Tit's, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 16:17 (nineteen years ago)

you can party with dang perry anyway. that's a good thing, right?

― lumpy rutherford, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 16:24 (nineteen years ago)

8080

― flexidisc, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 16:26 (nineteen years ago)

Tom, I can't walk down the street with Englande on my cans, it causes irrepressible giggling.

― The Mayor, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 16:34 (nineteen years ago)

Guise guise I'm travling to yr fair city for a May birthday huzzah. Who will hang out with me the eve of Friday 11 May? I'm asking for the day off for my bussing convenience.

― Lozza, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 16:35 (nineteen years ago)

Boston? More like BUMSTON, amirite?

― LOLLERPANTS, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 16:36 (nineteen years ago)

well i'm in. also you are... laurel? (beartrap)

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Wednesday, 25 April 2007 16:37 (nineteen years ago)

Ja, I've never had a nickname before but Tim Australianized this one and I kinda like it.

― Lozza, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 16:38 (nineteen years ago)

at least it's nice in Boston now! beeeartraaaap

― jessie the half-man half-machine, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 16:44 (nineteen years ago)

nice as in the weather is nice.

― jessie the half-man half-machine, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 16:44 (nineteen years ago)

troo

― LOLLERPANTS, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 16:45 (nineteen years ago)

(also I kind of don't get why Tom teed off on nabisco today as opposed to on the day when he was making a total ass of himself re: guns)

― LOLLERPANTS, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 16:49 (nineteen years ago)

Where?

― Lozza, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 16:50 (nineteen years ago)

Never mind, found it.

― Lozza, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 16:57 (nineteen years ago)

The stop snitchin' thread (aka "today's thread most likely to be populated with white people going 'Nabisco OTM'")

SNAP lol

― LOLLERPANTS, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 16:58 (nineteen years ago)

Man, I am so angry right now. I am not often angry and I hate the feeling.

― The Mayor, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 17:00 (nineteen years ago)

I dunno, I guess I don't own guns but I am a white dude who likes RUN-DMC so I felt offended

― TOMB07, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 17:01 (nineteen years ago)

On the plus side I have worked out what I am going to read into the mic for you. It involves the procuring of wenches.

― The Mayor, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 17:04 (nineteen years ago)

PS I am not angry with anyone here.

― The Mayor, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 17:05 (nineteen years ago)

</emo>

― The Mayor, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 17:05 (nineteen years ago)

it'll take more than that to close the emo tag on the dc thread

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Wednesday, 25 April 2007 17:08 (nineteen years ago)

You could probably count all the times the landlord would come in and look at the place and just be like "jesus christ what a shit hole" and mysteriously raise the rent 2 weeks later against Luke though. heh I forgot about this story. Once the landlord came in and saw a bottle of red wine under Luke's desk that was basically stuck to it's own puddle on the hardwood floor. The LL started bitching while Luke was trying to play WoW. So Luke rips off his headphones and said something to the effect of "You can't just walk in here unannounced. I almost went to Law School!" It was the worst defence I've seen since Matt's "I'm an asshole" fight with Rode over empty pizza boxes.

i would like to make the bolded phrase the new I WROTE A HIT PLAY

― Hash Tit's, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 17:18 (nineteen years ago)

<emo>
dudes I am worried about starting to look old! are fine lines around the eyes, like, permanent or do i just need to drink more evian?

― 1000 Tony Romo DJs, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 17:28 (nineteen years ago)

water won't hurt but it won't reverse lines if you have them. i recommend any of the following products to help with that:

kiehl's microdermabrasion scrub
kiehl's abyssine serum
oil of olay regenerist serum
any of the kiehl's eye creams just on a daily basis

signed,
someone who has smoked for 14 years and knows a little something about skin goin to shit kind of early

― Hash Tit's, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 17:35 (nineteen years ago)

man if water reversed lines on your face it would be really scary and fucked up to watch old people drink water

― TOMB07, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 17:44 (nineteen years ago)

What if water just plain ol' REVERESED YOUR FACE?????

― LOLLERPANTS, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 17:47 (nineteen years ago)

ol' oshga'' pants'' adkjd''

― flexidisc, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 17:51 (nineteen years ago)

8080

― Hash Tit's, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 18:04 (nineteen years ago)

Does anyone have the address for the automated lolcats maker handy?

― Shirley Waylon Beaver, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 18:12 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.thegreenhead.com/cat-gallery/3/cat_g3_12.jpg

― flexidisc, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 18:22 (nineteen years ago)

ooh i want one

― LOLLERPANTS, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 18:22 (nineteen years ago)

http://images.scrippsweb.com/HGTV/2006/08/17/hpets06_Seg2LitterKwitter2_j.jpg

― flexidisc, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 18:24 (nineteen years ago)

argh okay that racial slurs for robots thread is the fucking end of the world, wtf "riggers", "D4G0", "K1K3", "lapwop" etc.

― LOLLERPANTS, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 18:50 (nineteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/194/469592772_c57debed4f.jpg
FAT PETS!

also yeah i won't even click on that, wtf is wrong with people?

― Hash Tit's, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 19:07 (nineteen years ago)

lol i lied the amazement i felt at the knowledge that someone had written D4G0 made me go. i already knew about the "rigger" one because some fucking cock went and reposted it on the excelsior thread. i have no hope for ppl! check out this little dude:
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/169/469892610_dd38093e29.jpg

i think that my FAVORITE thing is orange cats.

― Hash Tit's, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 19:11 (nineteen years ago)

i mean look
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/41/77544101_692a93bd19.jpg

― Hash Tit's, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

http://blog.etherea.org/archives/beeringsquirrel.jpg

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Wednesday, 25 April 2007 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

Squlaurel?

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Wednesday, 25 April 2007 19:13 (nineteen years ago)

ok high fives for that

― Hash Tit's, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 19:13 (nineteen years ago)

cats = awesome

― LOLLERPANTS, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 19:13 (nineteen years ago)

especially orange cats, there is something inexplicably adorable about them

― Hash Tit's, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 19:14 (nineteen years ago)

We should just make a flickr group of animals drinking Bud, frankly.

― Lozza, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

ally have you seen toygers?

http://www.toygers.org/churpbab.jpg

― jessie the half-man half-machine, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 19:26 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.machinebrain.com/images/omroncat.jpg
^^^not how cats actually work fyi

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Wednesday, 25 April 2007 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

oh my god the cat jessie posted!!!

― Hash Tit's, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

TOYGERS! they are a cross between bengals (which are a cross between domestic cats and asian leopard cats) and domestic cats. designer animals kind of bum me out but they are really pretty.

― jessie the half-man half-machine, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 19:31 (nineteen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9f/BengalCat_Stella.jpg

― jessie the half-man half-machine, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 19:31 (nineteen years ago)

i've heard bengals can be really mean but a friend of ours has a bengal and it seems ok to me (i haven't met it and am going by photos/stories)

― Hash Tit's, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

ok i really never needed to read the phrase "self-takedown"

― Hash Tit's, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 20:02 (nineteen years ago)

ridiculous

― TOMB07, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 21:41 (nineteen years ago)

hi dere I am bengal cat, I live in the jungle of UR HOUSE.

― jessie the half-man half-machine, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 21:42 (nineteen years ago)

I have to go to bethesda tomorrow to NIH, is that a bitch from the metro?

― TOMB07, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 21:49 (nineteen years ago)

no, the stop is basically right at the nih. the nih campus itself is a fucking retarded labyrinth of insanity and construction tho currently/always so get very specific directions as to what building you need to go to.

― Hash Tit's, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 21:52 (nineteen years ago)

or take the shuttle bus that comes from the metro, actually.

― Hash Tit's, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 21:52 (nineteen years ago)

i have been away from my desk all day in a meeting (actually not a meeting from hell either) and came back to this
<a href="http://wonkette.com/politics/zombies/gwb-does-the-retard+zombie-dance-like-the-retard+zombie-he-is-255294.php">GWB Does the Retard-Zombie Dance Like the Retard-Zombie He Is</a>

KUDOS 8080 ETC

― 1000 Tony Romo DJs, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 22:02 (nineteen years ago)

wait, no html on the sandbox either!!?? goddamn, what is it FOR?

GWB Does the Retard-Zombie Dance Like the Retard-Zombie He Is

http://wonkette.com/images/thumbs/9bebbe2f263fcf011306f27ed6636216.jpg

― 1000 Tony Romo DJs, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 22:04 (nineteen years ago)

http://img03.picoodle.com/img/img03/8/4/25/f_boozecruisem_1844779.jpg
Dancingâ€¦ isâ€¦ a primitive art-formâ€¦ used in ancient times to express oneself withâ€¦ the body! And communicate!

― I TRIED, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 22:14 (nineteen years ago)

SO basically, the last 2 years of a second term in the whitehouse is like that bit where you've done your exams but still have to go to school (cf. T. Blair since he announced he would resign this summer).

― The Mayor, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 23:05 (nineteen years ago)

guys David Caruso just said this shit to some guilty-ass kidnappin' murderin' South Florida tennis instructor

"I'm the fiber king, Dave. I'm the fiber king."

― TOMB07, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 23:56 (nineteen years ago)

what the hell guys

― applebee colony collapse, Thursday, 26 April 2007 02:09 (nineteen years ago)

everyone i thot u died

― applebee colony collapse, Thursday, 26 April 2007 02:10 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.thefader.com/blog/files/buyfordollar.jpg

― applebee colony collapse, Thursday, 26 April 2007 03:05 (nineteen years ago)

i don't even know who we are!

― 1000 Tony Romo DJs, Thursday, 26 April 2007 04:17 (nineteen years ago)

me neither!

― applebee colony collapse, Thursday, 26 April 2007 04:22 (nineteen years ago)

who in the what now?

― vodka chthonic, Thursday, 26 April 2007 05:24 (nineteen years ago)

gotta say as nice as it is to have the sandboxx back there doesn't really seem to be much of a point to it if it's still using nu-ilx code.

― vodka chthonic, Thursday, 26 April 2007 05:28 (nineteen years ago)

it is a hideout

― applebee colony collapse, Thursday, 26 April 2007 12:42 (nineteen years ago)

Keep out of clubhouse motherfuckers.

― Lozza, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:20 (nineteen years ago)

Okay, everything in our offices is PACKED, I have no files, no Rolodex, no pens or pencils, NO FUCKING STAPLER, and I'm still getting emails from people up the chain asking for me to do work. WE CLOSE AT 1PM. FOR GOOD. UNTIL AT LEAST MONDAY. Gawd, fuck all of them.

― Lozza, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:26 (nineteen years ago)

^^^^^ see, i don't even know who that is!

― applebee colony collapse, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:38 (nineteen years ago)

oh wait it's laurel

― applebee colony collapse, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:38 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha

― LOLLERPANTS, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:44 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, hi. :D

― Lozza, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

Set an auto reply saying 'Moving offices, in the pub'

― The Mayor, Thursday, 26 April 2007 15:07 (nineteen years ago)

http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o92/astondb4gtz/roflbrothel.gif

― flexidisc, Thursday, 26 April 2007 15:21 (nineteen years ago)

oh my

― applebee colony collapse, Thursday, 26 April 2007 15:47 (nineteen years ago)

I'm headed for the pub in like twenty minutes, I just got the SHITTIEST email from a major salesperson about a book we've been slaving over, so suddenly we're all freaking out on conference calls, trying to defend our work and figure out what the fuck, I mean, are people burning my books for heat over there in Indiana, or WHERE THE HELL ARE THEY??

― Lozza, Thursday, 26 April 2007 15:47 (nineteen years ago)

Ally, remember the hard core of british ilx are all like, 'wtf a bar where's me pint why are you giving me my change in a little dish, why is everyone at ease with the world'.

― The Mayor, Thursday, 26 April 2007 15:48 (nineteen years ago)

yes i know i know i know. you and gareth are apparently the only british people who are normal, non-insulated, actually pay attention to anything that goes on. i am just completely gobsmacked by this soco thing though!!

― Hash Tit's, Thursday, 26 April 2007 15:49 (nineteen years ago)

Also whoever is vodka cthonic I truly luve you, don't you know "cthonic" is one of my favorite words ever?

― Lozza, Thursday, 26 April 2007 15:50 (nineteen years ago)

Can we start a new thread? I can't load 100,000 messages just to backtrack.

― Lozza, Thursday, 26 April 2007 15:50 (nineteen years ago)

what is this soco thing guys

― applebee colony collapse, Thursday, 26 April 2007 15:51 (nineteen years ago)

stop exaggerating wildly, exaggeratatron

― applebee colony collapse, Thursday, 26 April 2007 15:51 (nineteen years ago)

my head almost exploded reading that thread, it was like i was in another universe.

― Hash Tit's, Thursday, 26 April 2007 15:52 (nineteen years ago)

do i have to go and read this "thread," so-called

― applebee colony collapse, Thursday, 26 April 2007 15:52 (nineteen years ago)

Talking of gareth, he has a very bad hasn't shaved for a week beard right now, which would be an evil gareth round the mouth beard is it didn't have tufty bits elsewhere. (he will kikll me if I mention this on the internets, whoops)

It's not just me and gareth but there is a hardcore of belligerent luddism out there.

― The Mayor, Thursday, 26 April 2007 15:54 (nineteen years ago)

there is no backtracking in the sandbox

― The Mayor, Thursday, 26 April 2007 15:54 (nineteen years ago)

OKay, I can't load 10,000 messages either. I only added ONE MEASLEY ZERO, help me out here.

Altho on the other hand we just got an updated email that our offices now won't open on Monday until NOON, making this now officially a paid 4-day weekend.

― Lozza, Thursday, 26 April 2007 15:55 (nineteen years ago)

Rock, cocktails till 4am monday morning then.

― The Mayor, Thursday, 26 April 2007 15:59 (nineteen years ago)

That's the plan, basically. Except somehow I have no plans at all for thsi weekend?? I need a date.

― Lozza, Thursday, 26 April 2007 16:05 (nineteen years ago)

If it weren't for the 29 day swim, I would drink all these cocktail with you. (and tip generously, the bar staff not you, obv)

― The Mayor, Thursday, 26 April 2007 16:06 (nineteen years ago)

Speaking of which, I am acquiring holiday time and air miles like billy-o at the moment so I think doing a weekend in NY another in DC and a week touring somewhere a bit rural might be on the cards for the autumn.

― The Mayor, Thursday, 26 April 2007 16:11 (nineteen years ago)

when i woke up this morning i felt really down about elliot gould but then i remembered like twenty minutes later that i'd only dreamt his death.

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 26 April 2007 16:54 (nineteen years ago)

guys i dont' even know what to do today, go to a bar and start drinking ridiculous cocktails y/n

― Hash Tit's, Thursday, 26 April 2007 17:07 (nineteen years ago)

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 26 April 2007 17:08 (nineteen years ago)

go hang out with laurel, she got off early!

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 26 April 2007 17:08 (nineteen years ago)

oh yeah, i forgot, let me go get into my teleporter!

― Hash Tit's, Thursday, 26 April 2007 17:09 (nineteen years ago)

how is it that you have a teleporter and i don't

― applebee colony collapse, Thursday, 26 April 2007 17:37 (nineteen years ago)

you are not even a scientist

― applebee colony collapse, Thursday, 26 April 2007 17:37 (nineteen years ago)

i work for science tho, i get some insider things.

― Hash Tit's, Thursday, 26 April 2007 17:42 (nineteen years ago)

At work, all apostrophes in the sandbox are replaced with "'", which makes it really hard to read and is why I haven't been around much. Not that anyone knows who I am, but hi anyway, guys.

― PROVEN BY BOOZE SCIENCE, Thursday, 26 April 2007 17:52 (nineteen years ago)

hi tombots

― flexidisc, Thursday, 26 April 2007 17:55 (nineteen years ago)

Come hang out with me!! I actually debated catching the bus like Saturday morning for quick swipe at DC but I'd miss my bike, I decided. Come here instead and I'll loan you my other bike and we can go out.

― Lozza, Thursday, 26 April 2007 18:04 (nineteen years ago)

I kiss myself for baking off these chocolate chip cookies last night so that I could eat them right now and drink milk out of the carton with minimal effort.

― Lozza, Thursday, 26 April 2007 18:06 (nineteen years ago)

Hi, Tomzor.

― Lozza, Thursday, 26 April 2007 18:06 (nineteen years ago)

If I were tombot, I'd probably be able to fix this fucking browser and make the madness stop.

xpost

― PROVEN BY BOOZE SCIENCE, Thursday, 26 April 2007 18:08 (nineteen years ago)

whoah if i was savvy i could get to nyc for less than $300

― applebee colony collapse, Thursday, 26 April 2007 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

I am still cracking up that Ally knew who I was based off of a one word post!

― LOLLERPANTS, Thursday, 26 April 2007 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

was it "heavens"?

― applebee colony collapse, Thursday, 26 April 2007 18:26 (nineteen years ago)

wait, that's the other guy

― applebee colony collapse, Thursday, 26 April 2007 18:26 (nineteen years ago)

hi kenan

― flexidisc, Thursday, 26 April 2007 18:32 (nineteen years ago)

I'm going to have a flatmate for the first time in a while. I am being tossed a Phd. student from Chicago, female. This could be interesting.

― The Mayor, Thursday, 26 April 2007 18:32 (nineteen years ago)

And I have recalled that she could bring me chicago vienna relish and sport peppers.

― The Mayor, Thursday, 26 April 2007 18:33 (nineteen years ago)

OK: Sport Peppers in Bloody Mary, Yes or No?

― The Mayor, Thursday, 26 April 2007 18:34 (nineteen years ago)

do not ever call me kenan

― applebee colony collapse, Thursday, 26 April 2007 18:44 (nineteen years ago)

you guys are so effing boring

― applebee colony collapse, Thursday, 26 April 2007 19:10 (nineteen years ago)

oh go get a tattoo of ana marie cox

― flexidisc, Thursday, 26 April 2007 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

I've never been in a chatroom with so many famous people from history in my life

― TOMB07, Thursday, 26 April 2007 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

i already have a tattoo, with a cat and some booze

― applebee colony collapse, Thursday, 26 April 2007 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

..........NOT

― applebee colony collapse, Thursday, 26 April 2007 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

i do NOT already have a cat and booze tattoo!

― applebee colony collapse, Thursday, 26 April 2007 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

Shogun Tokugawa!

― TOMB07, Thursday, 26 April 2007 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

flexidisc = Cato The Elder

― TOMB07, Thursday, 26 April 2007 19:32 (nineteen years ago)

xXx_purecore_xXx

no tats for THIS guy

― applebee colony collapse, Thursday, 26 April 2007 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

hi kenan

― flexidisc, Thursday, 26 April 2007 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

hey everybody!

― 69, Thursday, 26 April 2007 19:45 (nineteen years ago)

According to Genesis 5:9-14, he was the grandson of Seth and son of Enos. Born when Enos was ninety years old, Cainan had his only named son, Mahalalel, when he was seventy. Other sons and daughters were born to Kenan before he died at 910 years of age.

― TOMB07, Thursday, 26 April 2007 19:45 (nineteen years ago)

oh dude hey what's up!

― TOMB07, Thursday, 26 April 2007 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

nada mucho - hows tonsiltown?

― 69, Thursday, 26 April 2007 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

tonsiltown is what i call ILX

― 69, Thursday, 26 April 2007 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

im kinda poor for the next few days, but i just had a 94-cent lunch of two packs of PB crackers and a pack of reese's pieces. best deal in the city.

― 69, Thursday, 26 April 2007 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

that's not so bad, St. Jonah of Manchuria

― TOMB07, Thursday, 26 April 2007 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

wikipedia as a main source of amusement c/d

― TOMB07, Thursday, 26 April 2007 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

― applebee colony collapse, Thursday, 26 April 2007 19:54 (nineteen years ago)

shut up metroid face

― TOMB07, Thursday, 26 April 2007 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

ok good to see things are stable around here

― 69, Thursday, 26 April 2007 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

more like you're the one with the metroid face

― applebee colony collapse, Thursday, 26 April 2007 20:00 (nineteen years ago)

should i go to a kegger for kancer tonight y/n

― applebee colony collapse, Thursday, 26 April 2007 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

+1 Done

― TOMB07, Thursday, 26 April 2007 20:02 (nineteen years ago)

sexyKancer?

― TOMB07, Thursday, 26 April 2007 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

jake plummer retired

― TOMB07, Thursday, 26 April 2007 20:06 (nineteen years ago)

doctor rocktoe rock

― TOMB07, Thursday, 26 April 2007 20:06 (nineteen years ago)

rwbagcat

rwbagcat [SWITCHES] [BAG_FILES]
Print binary Bag files as text.

― TOMB07, Thursday, 26 April 2007 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

put yr cat in a bag grandpa

― flexidisc, Thursday, 26 April 2007 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.wayodd.com/funny-pictures2/funny-pictures-cat-in-a-bag-1JO.jpg

― TOMB07, Thursday, 26 April 2007 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.enews.org/velma/uploaded_images/IMG_0019-700919.jpg
quantum physics dudes

― TOMB07, Thursday, 26 April 2007 20:21 (nineteen years ago)

i don't see it

― flexidisc, Thursday, 26 April 2007 20:22 (nineteen years ago)

More like historical re-enactment of though experiments.

― The Mayor, Thursday, 26 April 2007 20:48 (nineteen years ago)

superpancakes

― flexidisc, Thursday, 26 April 2007 20:50 (nineteen years ago)

superpancakes dupercollider

― TOMB07, Thursday, 26 April 2007 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

CERN is slacking till they build one of those.

― The Mayor, Thursday, 26 April 2007 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

whoah if i was savvy i could get to nyc for less than $300

What, in 29 days?

― Lozza, Thursday, 26 April 2007 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

Okay guise I'm drunk on like three beers? And sooo tired. I go to sleep now, see you at Rock* Bar lates.

― Lozza, Thursday, 26 April 2007 21:01 (nineteen years ago)

i just opened a beer, so that i might free up all these creative juices for lab reports

― applebee colony collapse, Thursday, 26 April 2007 21:12 (nineteen years ago)

wait a minute, i don't do lab reports

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 26 April 2007 21:14 (nineteen years ago)

you were LYING about being me

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 26 April 2007 21:15 (nineteen years ago)

but wait i DID just open a beer

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 26 April 2007 21:15 (nineteen years ago)

dopplegangers yo

― flexidisc, Thursday, 26 April 2007 21:17 (nineteen years ago)

whoops i meant lol reports, on politics, god i'm such a doofus

― applebee colony collapse, Thursday, 26 April 2007 21:25 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 26 April 2007 21:41 (nineteen years ago)

oh man we need to finish two or three more lol reports we started back at like 4 then we have to hit the liquor store before it closes

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 26 April 2007 22:21 (nineteen years ago)

You mean yo let your liquor cabinet run dry before you restock. Surely you need to keep a reserve in case you need a pick-me-up to get you to the store?

― The Mayor, Thursday, 26 April 2007 22:23 (nineteen years ago)

wait but we gotta half sixer of red stripe in the freeze, a bottle of vodka in the freezer, and a kancer kegger in the works

― applebee colony collapse, Thursday, 26 April 2007 22:25 (nineteen years ago)

FRIDGE, I MEANT FRIDGE

― applebee colony collapse, Thursday, 26 April 2007 22:25 (nineteen years ago)

we have enough gin to last us a couple days but no whiskey ;_;

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 26 April 2007 22:32 (nineteen years ago)

oh i forgot about that

― applebee colony collapse, Thursday, 26 April 2007 22:36 (nineteen years ago)

'Tis a terrible thing that, because, brothers, as well we know; the day should start with clear drinks spirits with clear mixers and end on straight brown spirits. Points between are negotiable, and a fruit (particularly love-apples) based drink is acceptable for nourishment before the sun passes the yard arm.

― The Mayor, Thursday, 26 April 2007 22:48 (nineteen years ago)

IN CASE ANYONE MISSED THIS:

in my first year at university i recieved a handjob to air bud 2: golden reciever
-- creme1, Thursday, April 26, 2007 3:52 PM (1 minute ago)

http://library.thinkquest.org/3369/track/Discus.jpg

― applebee colony collapse, Thursday, 26 April 2007 22:55 (nineteen years ago)

Sorry! I don't check the DC thread (I would if it involved more cuet things)

-- max, Wednesday, April 18, 2007 4:27 PM (1 week ago)

what the hell

― applebee colony collapse, Thursday, 26 April 2007 23:11 (nineteen years ago)

i guess we're not cuet enough for max ;_;

― Hash Tit's, Thursday, 26 April 2007 23:26 (nineteen years ago)

speak for yrself lady

― applebee colony collapse, Thursday, 26 April 2007 23:32 (nineteen years ago)

lol i'm the one he called hot on the wdyll thread, step off!

― Hash Tit's, Thursday, 26 April 2007 23:42 (nineteen years ago)

yeah well i have carny hands

― applebee colony collapse, Thursday, 26 April 2007 23:43 (nineteen years ago)

steal yr stuff

― applebee colony collapse, Thursday, 26 April 2007 23:43 (nineteen years ago)

I HAVE CARNEY HANDS (STEAL YR STUFF) should be on a t-shirt

― LOLLERPANTS, Friday, 27 April 2007 00:21 (nineteen years ago)

be glad she didnt put "Hand Job" on the stereo and give you a more than this job

-- mike hanle y, Friday, 2 August 2002 00:00 (4 years ago)

^^^^^^ this is making me laugh way too much

― Hash Tit's, Friday, 27 April 2007 00:49 (nineteen years ago)

I have the feeling that I don't like max, but that might just be because I don't like very many people.

― PROVEN BY BOOZE SCIENCE, Friday, 27 April 2007 00:56 (nineteen years ago)

i have the feeling that i hate basically everyone on ilx who isn't over here but that might just be because i hate unfunny douchetards.

― Hash Tit's, Friday, 27 April 2007 00:57 (nineteen years ago)

i just had some coffee and now i am king of all lab reports

― applebee colony collapse, Friday, 27 April 2007 01:01 (nineteen years ago)

in case anyone was wondering

― applebee colony collapse, Friday, 27 April 2007 01:01 (nineteen years ago)

lol reports more like

― Hash Tit's, Friday, 27 April 2007 01:02 (nineteen years ago)

I just had a nap and some cookies and I want to go boozing. Go to bar by self to see band? Could be awesome, could be weird.

― Lozza, Friday, 27 April 2007 01:07 (nineteen years ago)

I actually really like a whole shitton of ILXors! It's just the ones I don't like are really really really irritating, like aggravated hemrrhoidesque irritating.

(I was going to list all the ones I like and it was basically "everyone except for Obvious Douches #1 thru #28".)

― LOLLERPANTS, Friday, 27 April 2007 01:09 (nineteen years ago)

could be both, could be LIFE

― applebee colony collapse, Friday, 27 April 2007 01:11 (nineteen years ago)

the ones i kind of like are ppl everyone makes fun of, like dog latin and hoosteen.

― Hash Tit's, Friday, 27 April 2007 01:13 (nineteen years ago)

GO TO BAR, SOMEONE MUST HAVE FUN SO I CAN LIVE VICARIOUSLY THROUGH THEM LIKE A CREEPY NEGRO FUN VAMPIRE

(SNAP: dog latin was hysterically awesome, I almost made him a Facebook friend; I also almost joined the Louis Jagger group.)

― LOLLERPANTS, Friday, 27 April 2007 01:14 (nineteen years ago)

There was a LJ group?

― PROVEN BY BOOZE SCIENCE, Friday, 27 April 2007 01:15 (nineteen years ago)

lol blackula

― applebee colony collapse, Friday, 27 April 2007 01:18 (nineteen years ago)

ps i am going to a kegger!

― applebee colony collapse, Friday, 27 April 2007 01:19 (nineteen years ago)

Your second one in a week! LOL COLLEGE

― Lozza, Friday, 27 April 2007 01:20 (nineteen years ago)

Shit, Dan, stop creeping me out. NEGRO?! Yeah, right.

― Lozza, Friday, 27 April 2007 01:21 (nineteen years ago)

but this one is for CANCER

― applebee colony collapse, Friday, 27 April 2007 01:23 (nineteen years ago)

like, curing it and shit. it is not a pro-cancer cegger

― applebee colony collapse, Friday, 27 April 2007 01:23 (nineteen years ago)

"NEGRO?! Yeah, right." should also be on a t-shirt, preferably worn by Beyonce.

― LOLLERPANTS, Friday, 27 April 2007 01:25 (nineteen years ago)

god i love beyonce

― applebee colony collapse, Friday, 27 April 2007 01:26 (nineteen years ago)

i would go to all of thees pro-cancer ceggers.

― Hash Tit's, Friday, 27 April 2007 01:27 (nineteen years ago)

Also YES THERE IS A FACEBOOK GROUP DEDICATED TO LJ:

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2234642804

― LOLLERPANTS, Friday, 27 April 2007 01:29 (nineteen years ago)

omg omg omg omg

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=18241&o=all&op=1&view=all&subj=2234642804&aid=-1&id=1610190153&oid=2234642804

― LOLLERPANTS, Friday, 27 April 2007 01:30 (nineteen years ago)

joining immediately

― Hash Tit's, Friday, 27 April 2007 01:31 (nineteen years ago)

The only thing that would be better would be an Ian Riese-Moiraine group.

― LOLLERPANTS, Friday, 27 April 2007 01:33 (nineteen years ago)

you can make that happen

― applebee colony collapse, Friday, 27 April 2007 01:34 (nineteen years ago)

I KNOW

(ps r u on teh facebook?)

― LOLLERPANTS, Friday, 27 April 2007 01:37 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2315884735

― LOLLERPANTS, Friday, 27 April 2007 01:40 (nineteen years ago)

PPS: Everybody knows Negroes aren't REAL, they're a folk myth we made up to account for urban blight and our fear of the unknown.

― Lozza, Friday, 27 April 2007 01:42 (nineteen years ago)

(things Dan will regret tomorrow: a list)
(SNAP: hahahahahahahahahahahahah-*poof*)

― LOLLERPANTS, Friday, 27 April 2007 01:43 (nineteen years ago)

See yas, I'm going to see Saudi Agenda now.

― Lozza, Friday, 27 April 2007 01:44 (nineteen years ago)

If I join either of these groups, I will expose my secret identity.

― PROVEN BY BOOZE SCIENCE, Friday, 27 April 2007 01:48 (nineteen years ago)

SECRET IDENTITIES ARE OVERRATED, ESP WHEN THEY AREN'T REALLY THAT SECRET

― LOLLERPANTS, Friday, 27 April 2007 01:57 (nineteen years ago)

Okay fr realZ:

http://www.myspace.com/messthetics

― LOLLERPANTS, Friday, 27 April 2007 02:01 (nineteen years ago)

oops i joined

― applebee colony collapse, Friday, 27 April 2007 02:08 (nineteen years ago)

i invited my sisters

― Hash Tit's, Friday, 27 April 2007 02:18 (nineteen years ago)

AWESOME

Plz make sure you follow "the rules", yr all admins.

― LOLLERPANTS, Friday, 27 April 2007 02:23 (nineteen years ago)

i will undertake my duties as admin v v seriously

― applebee colony collapse, Friday, 27 April 2007 02:24 (nineteen years ago)

yay

― LOLLERPANTS, Friday, 27 April 2007 02:27 (nineteen years ago)

Dan, I will join if you correctly identify me.

― PROVEN BY BOOZE SCIENCE, Friday, 27 April 2007 03:03 (nineteen years ago)

holy shit i just made an awful drink

― applebee colony collapse, Friday, 27 April 2007 03:05 (nineteen years ago)

born of desperation

― applebee colony collapse, Friday, 27 April 2007 03:06 (nineteen years ago)

maybe you WILL DRINK IT, BEAR

― applebee colony collapse, Friday, 27 April 2007 03:06 (nineteen years ago)

lol

― LOLLERPANTS, Friday, 27 April 2007 03:08 (nineteen years ago)

i'm not even kidding, though, i was drinking a mountain dew and vodka which pretty much sums up my mental state right now

i dumped it out

― applebee colony collapse, Friday, 27 April 2007 03:10 (nineteen years ago)

...and replaced it with the sole, remaining beer in the house: a KEYSTONE LIGHT.

― applebee colony collapse, Friday, 27 April 2007 03:11 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZ860P4iTaM

Guys, this cat sucks at piano. ;_;

― LOLLERPANTS, Friday, 27 April 2007 03:12 (nineteen years ago)

You guys suck at figuring out who I am.

― PROVEN BY BOOZE SCIENCE, Friday, 27 April 2007 03:21 (nineteen years ago)

hey now.

― applebee colony collapse, Friday, 27 April 2007 03:25 (nineteen years ago)

take ya back to the jerkstore

― applebee colony collapse, Friday, 27 April 2007 03:25 (nineteen years ago)

Watery G, quit harassing the DC thread.

― K PAX MONGOLICA, Friday, 27 April 2007 03:30 (nineteen years ago)

lol jerkstore

― Hash Tit's, Friday, 27 April 2007 04:29 (nineteen years ago)

http://moddb.com/images/cache/members/26/26438/thumb_profile.jpg

― K PAX MONGOLICA, Friday, 27 April 2007 05:01 (nineteen years ago)

Whoops.

― Shirley Waylon Beaver, Friday, 27 April 2007 05:02 (nineteen years ago)

LESSON ONE: COMPUTERS MEMEMBER STUFF.

― Shirley Waylon Beaver, Friday, 27 April 2007 05:03 (nineteen years ago)

LESSON TWO: YOU ARE ALL SLEEPY.

― Shirley Waylon Beaver, Friday, 27 April 2007 05:09 (nineteen years ago)

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― amon, Friday, 27 April 2007 05:38 (nineteen years ago)

Please don't make me join facebook. DO me screen grabs or some such.

― The Mayor, Friday, 27 April 2007 05:40 (nineteen years ago)

Home in the rain! Ohhhhhh jacket and jeans so wet. But there were some MNDC bros at the bar so it was awesome. How's everyone? Asleep?

― Lozza, Friday, 27 April 2007 05:59 (nineteen years ago)

just woken

― The Mayor, Friday, 27 April 2007 06:07 (nineteen years ago)

ANYWAY JOHN I KNOW THAT WAS YOU BECAUSE FB WAS NOWHERE NEAR A COMPUTER LAST NIGHT

― LOLLERPANTS, Friday, 27 April 2007 13:00 (nineteen years ago)

hey DC bros, work and illness have conspired against me. No movie night tonight ;_;

― I TRIED, Friday, 27 April 2007 13:33 (nineteen years ago)

who the fuck are you people

― ZR, Friday, 27 April 2007 13:41 (nineteen years ago)

who the fuck am i

― ZR, Friday, 27 April 2007 13:41 (nineteen years ago)

what a confusing time for us all

― ZR, Friday, 27 April 2007 13:42 (nineteen years ago)

Jesus and/or Krishna came to me while I were scrubbin the hangovers off in the shower this morning and told me I had to make an whole Albume of Ray Stevens covers before I turned 30

then I got out of the shower and taught myself how to put on both socks while brushing my teeth

― TOMB07, Friday, 27 April 2007 13:47 (nineteen years ago)

no. that will not happen

― flexidisc, Friday, 27 April 2007 13:51 (nineteen years ago)

does anybody have a spare copy of Mississippi Squirrel Revival so I don't have to pay for it?

― TOMB07, Friday, 27 April 2007 13:52 (nineteen years ago)

gosh darnit why did we ban mickey

― TOMB07, Friday, 27 April 2007 13:52 (nineteen years ago)

we should ban you for bringing up Ray Stevens. next you'll bring up Jerry Clower

― flexidisc, Friday, 27 April 2007 13:54 (nineteen years ago)

You should ban me for 1. having the day off, 2. watching The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift and 3. thinking the pint-sized protagonist who is SUPPOSED to be in "high school" is delicious-looking. It's shitty out, what the hell am I going to do today besides clean house?

― Lozza, Friday, 27 April 2007 14:01 (nineteen years ago)

Why are you not drinking yet, woman?

― The Mayor, Friday, 27 April 2007 14:02 (nineteen years ago)

i just woke up and took a big old swig of the glass of water on my desk except that it was VODKA

off to a good start, today, barf

― applebee colony collapse, Friday, 27 April 2007 14:03 (nineteen years ago)

Although house cleaning is great, I chucked 5 bags of rubbish/recycling yesterday whilst spring cleaning in preparation for my lodger and have a pile of crap for the dump. (Why oh why oh why do I sill have an LCII?)

Cleaning goes with Brannvin.

― The Mayor, Friday, 27 April 2007 14:05 (nineteen years ago)

BARTRIP Which might, in some circles, raise the question "why is there a pint glass of vodka on your desk?" This is not that circle. Buy a bottle of whiskey, though -- you'll never mistake it for anything else.

― Lozza, Friday, 27 April 2007 14:07 (nineteen years ago)

i really should by some whiskey.

some guy at the party last night was walking around giving ppl swigs of 12 year old Glenmorangie

― applebee colony collapse, Friday, 27 April 2007 14:12 (nineteen years ago)

lol i did that once too except it was gin

― Hash Tit's, Friday, 27 April 2007 14:13 (nineteen years ago)

SO I DON'T EVEN GET A BADGE WITH MY OWN NAME ON IT FOR THIS SUNDAY, I HAVE TO PRETEND TO BE SOMEONE ELSE. PLEASE SOMEONE TO EXPLAIN AS TO WHY "W3NDY W1SE" CANNOT ATTEND FUNCTION SINCE IT'S HER FUCKING NAME ON THE CARD, AND ALSO WHY MY COMPANY CONTINUALLY BUYS BADGES FOR PEOPLE WHO OBVIOUSLY HAVE NO INTENTION OF ACTUALLY ATTENDING THESE EVENTS INSTEAD OF THE PEOPLE WHO ARE FORCED TO IN THEIR PLACE.

jesus christ i hate my job

― Hash Tit's, Friday, 27 April 2007 14:41 (nineteen years ago)

Aaaaaaaand that's why they pay you the big bucks, Ms Blackberry.

― Lozza, Friday, 27 April 2007 14:43 (nineteen years ago)

um no, laurel, they don't pay me "big bucks" and haven't started my salary increase and aren't going to for the conceivable future?

― Hash Tit's, Friday, 27 April 2007 14:45 (nineteen years ago)

because, you know, why put any of that through in a timely fashion when you can drag your feet and just start sending me on all sorts of shit without paying me for it. cf the last six months of my posts?

― Hash Tit's, Friday, 27 April 2007 14:45 (nineteen years ago)

i'm in a terrible fucking mood today and really shouldn't have read regular ilx because now i'm just snappy, sorry.

― Hash Tit's, Friday, 27 April 2007 14:46 (nineteen years ago)

No, you can snap at me today, I'm taking it easy. Am also feeling financially squeezed and in need of a new job that pays about 12K more, JUST when my current one got interesting (plus, new office as of Monday!).

― Lozza, Friday, 27 April 2007 14:50 (nineteen years ago)

ally: plz consult form 2218-b

― applebee colony collapse, Friday, 27 April 2007 14:55 (nineteen years ago)

I think I'll make an espresso and use the jolt to start folding laundry.

― Lozza, Friday, 27 April 2007 14:56 (nineteen years ago)

I don't want the DVD, I want to go to the BBQ.

― The Mayor, Friday, 27 April 2007 15:26 (nineteen years ago)

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y109/fez_/lolbunnies.gif

― flexidisc, Friday, 27 April 2007 15:34 (nineteen years ago)

LOZ i just got an americano but i'm taking it black because today I MEAN BUSINESS

― applebee colony collapse, Friday, 27 April 2007 15:38 (nineteen years ago)

god i can't wait for the day that animated gifs are album covers

― applebee colony collapse, Friday, 27 April 2007 15:39 (nineteen years ago)

ONCE YOU GO BLACK YOU NEVER GO BACK

― LOLLERPANTS, Friday, 27 April 2007 15:49 (nineteen years ago)

whatever, vampire

― applebee colony collapse, Friday, 27 April 2007 15:50 (nineteen years ago)

you who wants a fun fax send me fax numbers

― TOMB07, Friday, 27 April 2007 16:11 (nineteen years ago)

yo laurel BTW dude from tokyo drift is also in the Friday Night Lights movie

― TOMB07, Friday, 27 April 2007 16:14 (nineteen years ago)

seriously fax numbers people I have some hard copy comedy over here

― TOMB07, Friday, 27 April 2007 16:15 (nineteen years ago)

Thanks, I'm a little afraid the "Bama boy" cowboy country thing would irritate me too much if not balanced by being in civilized Tokyo and driving X-treme, but it's a thought.

― Lozza, Friday, 27 April 2007 16:16 (nineteen years ago)

how fucking ridiculoid is that scene where they all have a synchronized drift ballet down that mountainside road????

― applebee colony collapse, Friday, 27 April 2007 16:58 (nineteen years ago)

god i was so stoned when i saw that

― applebee colony collapse, Friday, 27 April 2007 16:58 (nineteen years ago)

reading all of the achewoods is going to make me fail school

― applebee colony collapse, Friday, 27 April 2007 17:17 (nineteen years ago)

I preferred you as an animal

― TOMB07, Friday, 27 April 2007 17:20 (nineteen years ago)

I need to send a fax to an architect who can help me out
this has been offered as an alternative to the aforementioned cover album project

― TOMB07, Friday, 27 April 2007 17:22 (nineteen years ago)

i preferred you as just letters

― applebee colony collapse, Friday, 27 April 2007 17:22 (nineteen years ago)

HO SNAP

― flexidisc, Friday, 27 April 2007 17:25 (nineteen years ago)

where

― TOMB07, Friday, 27 April 2007 17:34 (nineteen years ago)

so fungus is wiping out honeybees and a virus is killing africa's most reliable staple sustenance! guys it's the end times bananas and hybrid corn are next we're all super-effed

― TOMB07, Friday, 27 April 2007 17:36 (nineteen years ago)

got to learn how to make food from gasoline

― TOMB07, Friday, 27 April 2007 17:37 (nineteen years ago)

turn it back into dinosaurs

― applebee colony collapse, Friday, 27 April 2007 17:38 (nineteen years ago)

I want to write a series of dramatic adventures featuring a time-traveling submarine named godwin who never talks (it is a submarine)

― TOMB07, Friday, 27 April 2007 17:39 (nineteen years ago)

ho snap

― flexidisc, Friday, 27 April 2007 17:39 (nineteen years ago)

TOMBOT you can PDF that shit to me, I simply can't condone the use of faxes.

― I TRIED, Friday, 27 April 2007 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

(bartrip)

― I TRIED, Friday, 27 April 2007 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

there is no attachment on my computer for shoving 8x11 pieces of paper in and having pdfs come out

― TOMB07, Friday, 27 April 2007 17:41 (nineteen years ago)

yeah no one uses faxes anymore Grandpa Gasoline

― flexidisc, Friday, 27 April 2007 17:41 (nineteen years ago)

this fuckin weather

― Hash Tit's, Friday, 27 April 2007 17:42 (nineteen years ago)

sorry bears trap, it is actually 8 AND A HALF x11

― TOMB07, Friday, 27 April 2007 17:42 (nineteen years ago)

what is godwin's disposition

― applebee colony collapse, Friday, 27 April 2007 17:42 (nineteen years ago)

godwin thinks it is a saint bernard

― TOMB07, Friday, 27 April 2007 17:43 (nineteen years ago)

i think i was drinking gasoline last night.

― lumpy rutherford, Friday, 27 April 2007 17:43 (nineteen years ago)

i like this series of adventures already!

― applebee colony collapse, Friday, 27 April 2007 17:44 (nineteen years ago)

Tiny Pony and Owen Wilson will utilize godwin to go on deep sea detective missions in ancient epochs, as well as the far future. There will be a special otter team that sleeps in Godwin's vacant torpedo tubes

― TOMB07, Friday, 27 April 2007 18:01 (nineteen years ago)

I need a list of McGuffin candidates

― TOMB07, Friday, 27 April 2007 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

Tiny Pony and His Friend Godwin The Time-Travelling Submarine IN
The Suitcase From Planet J

― TOMB07, Friday, 27 April 2007 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

The Misunderstood Mushroom

― jessie the half-man half-machine, Friday, 27 April 2007 18:14 (nineteen years ago)

Tiny Pony and Godwin Trip The Light Fantastic

― flexidisc, Friday, 27 April 2007 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

Tiny Pony and Godwin and The Case of The Mysterious Rucksack

― flexidisc, Friday, 27 April 2007 18:19 (nineteen years ago)

Tiny Pony and Godwin Find a Boombox

― applebee colony collapse, Friday, 27 April 2007 18:21 (nineteen years ago)

Tiny Pony and Godwin: Space Donkey Express

― flexidisc, Friday, 27 April 2007 18:22 (nineteen years ago)

seriously I dunno how much mileage there is in "finding a boombox" unless you can put some more modifiers in there

― TOMB07, Friday, 27 April 2007 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

Tiny Pony and Godwin Clap Your Hands Say Yeah

― flexidisc, Friday, 27 April 2007 18:25 (nineteen years ago)

Tiny Pony and Godwin's Boombox Has a Cassette Tape in it Labeled: The Sventeen Minute Gap

― flexidisc, Friday, 27 April 2007 18:26 (nineteen years ago)

Tiny Pony and Godwin: 8080

― flexidisc, Friday, 27 April 2007 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

Tiny Pony and Godwin Meet The Breck Girl

― flexidisc, Friday, 27 April 2007 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

listen can we maybe change that to "rescue" instead of "meet" I mean these are meant to be stories with some suspense and action and shit

― TOMB07, Friday, 27 April 2007 18:32 (nineteen years ago)

sure editor

― flexidisc, Friday, 27 April 2007 18:32 (nineteen years ago)

Tiny Pony and Godwin Rescue An Alien

― applebee colony collapse, Friday, 27 April 2007 18:34 (nineteen years ago)

Also I like the way "rescue the breck girl" makes your face feel when you say it out loud

― TOMB07, Friday, 27 April 2007 18:34 (nineteen years ago)

Tiny Pony and Godwin Find a Van Full of Puppies

― jessie the half-man half-machine, Friday, 27 April 2007 18:36 (nineteen years ago)

no, too weird

― TOMB07, Friday, 27 April 2007 18:39 (nineteen years ago)

Tiny Pony and Godwin Meet the Otters (flash back episode)

― applebee colony collapse, Friday, 27 April 2007 18:42 (nineteen years ago)

also where does OW figure into this

― applebee colony collapse, Friday, 27 April 2007 18:42 (nineteen years ago)

somehow i imagine that if you wrote and drew these adventures and just left empty talk bubbles for owen wilson, you could send them to him and he'd fill them in for you

― applebee colony collapse, Friday, 27 April 2007 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

8080

― Hash Tit's, Friday, 27 April 2007 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

how do we make that happen

― Hash Tit's, Friday, 27 April 2007 18:47 (nineteen years ago)

problem: do not know how to draw owen wilson

― TOMB07, Friday, 27 April 2007 18:48 (nineteen years ago)

step one is therefore pretty clear

― TOMB07, Friday, 27 April 2007 18:48 (nineteen years ago)

cut a hole in the box

― Hash Tit's, Friday, 27 April 2007 18:53 (nineteen years ago)

photoshop, dawg

― applebee colony collapse, Friday, 27 April 2007 18:54 (nineteen years ago)

do one of those things where you get a picture of someone and then make it into a woodcut looking deal

― applebee colony collapse, Friday, 27 April 2007 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

I have never heard of this dawg version of photoshop
is it gangsta

― TOMB07, Friday, 27 April 2007 18:56 (nineteen years ago)

it's like the gimp

― applebee colony collapse, Friday, 27 April 2007 18:57 (nineteen years ago)

ok here's the thing: my friend may about to become a governess for the Boss. once she's in his good graces, she can give him a manuscript to send over to owen wilson's people, because that way they're sure to look at it. he'll flip for the idea and madlib some dialogue and then we're all set

― applebee colony collapse, Friday, 27 April 2007 19:00 (nineteen years ago)

gravy train's a coming, get on board!

― applebee colony collapse, Friday, 27 April 2007 19:00 (nineteen years ago)

wait when you say "the boss" do you mean who i think you mean?

― Hash Tit's, Friday, 27 April 2007 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.peterbrown.tv/dukehogg.JPG

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Friday, 27 April 2007 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

god that is so awesome

― Hash Tit's, Friday, 27 April 2007 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

rip the nashville network ;_;

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Friday, 27 April 2007 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

wait the nashville network is gone???

― jessie the half-man half-machine, Friday, 27 April 2007 19:14 (nineteen years ago)

just the good ol' boys, never meaning no harm, beats all you ever saw, been in trouble with the law since the day they was born. straightening the curve, flatening the hills. someday the mountain might get them, but the law never will. making their way the only way they know how. that's just a little bit more than the law will allow. just good ol' boys, wouldn't change if they could, fighting the system like a true modern day robin hood.

where can see this television program today? do not say "dvd" because that is gay.

― Hash Tit's, Friday, 27 April 2007 19:15 (nineteen years ago)

that great basic cable syndicated programming clearinghouse in the sky

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Friday, 27 April 2007 19:16 (nineteen years ago)

the cracker network

― flexidisc, Friday, 27 April 2007 19:17 (nineteen years ago)

i never see it listed on the television at all. so, i don't believe you guys.

― Hash Tit's, Friday, 27 April 2007 19:18 (nineteen years ago)

dudes

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/95/Bcosby.jpg

― TOMB07, Friday, 27 April 2007 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

here you go TOMBOT

http://img03.picoodle.com/img/img03/8/4/27/f_owenm_e3f031a.jpg

― I TRIED, Friday, 27 April 2007 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

dude I know how to make a fucking word balloon okay, you don't have to rub it in

― TOMB07, Friday, 27 April 2007 19:54 (nineteen years ago)

but you don't know how to make owen wilson apparently

― Hash Tit's, Friday, 27 April 2007 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

I know you can make a word balloon, I'm thinking of this as the beginning of the open source Owen Wilson project. All may park, all must pay!

― I TRIED, Friday, 27 April 2007 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

(not to be confused with the open sores Owen Wilson project)

― I TRIED, Friday, 27 April 2007 20:00 (nineteen years ago)

wildcat, inc.

― flexidisc, Friday, 27 April 2007 20:02 (nineteen years ago)

american association for the advancement of dignan

― TOMB07, Friday, 27 April 2007 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

my macbook is arrived! Just in time for many plane & train trips over the next month.

― I TRIED, Friday, 27 April 2007 20:39 (nineteen years ago)

yes, schef, THAT Boss

― applebee colony collapse, Friday, 27 April 2007 21:15 (nineteen years ago)

and that is a most excellent owen wilson

― applebee colony collapse, Friday, 27 April 2007 21:17 (nineteen years ago)

also you could make it so a person could see the rare situation of a bald owen wilson

― applebee colony collapse, Friday, 27 April 2007 21:25 (nineteen years ago)

first of all, that would never happen

― Hash Tit's, Friday, 27 April 2007 21:33 (nineteen years ago)

ewwww, i don't want to see the "bald owen wilson".

keep it in yr pants, sailor!

― lumpy rutherford, Friday, 27 April 2007 21:35 (nineteen years ago)

It....COULD happen! Hypothetically!

― Lozza, Friday, 27 April 2007 21:38 (nineteen years ago)

guys its beautiful and i'm still in the fucking library

― applebee colony collapse, Friday, 27 April 2007 22:23 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.picoodle.com/view.php?srv=img01&img=/8/4/27/f_dupreem_74295b1.jpg

― I TRIED, Friday, 27 April 2007 22:23 (nineteen years ago)

oh fuck that

― I TRIED, Friday, 27 April 2007 22:24 (nineteen years ago)

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahaa nice one

― applebee colony collapse, Friday, 27 April 2007 22:24 (nineteen years ago)

i saw it

― applebee colony collapse, Friday, 27 April 2007 22:24 (nineteen years ago)

http://img02.picoodle.com/img/img02/8/4/27/f_dupreem_90f0fb8.jpg

― I TRIED, Friday, 27 April 2007 22:25 (nineteen years ago)

a) awesomes
b) can we turn owen wilson speech bubble into new random sign generator

― Hash Tit's, Friday, 27 April 2007 23:34 (nineteen years ago)

oh well the answer to b is obviously yes

― applebee colony collapse, Friday, 27 April 2007 23:51 (nineteen years ago)

guys i hate life right now

― LOLLERPANTS, Saturday, 28 April 2007 16:06 (nineteen years ago)

i think i was nearly successful in inadvertantly drinking myself to death last night. chasing jameson with shots of jagermeister? really? and the bartender thought this was a good idea? what the fuck?

― lumpy rutherford, Saturday, 28 April 2007 17:50 (nineteen years ago)

last night's (and this morning's) camping trip was textbook montana: climbed a bit yesterday evening, bonfire/beers/shenanigans on BLM land last night, plastic bottle skeet shooting with a 12 gauge for breakfast

― applebee colony collapse, Saturday, 28 April 2007 20:13 (nineteen years ago)

Rode at least 25 miles today! Plus some, I'm sure, cos I got lost and cruised around Randall's Island for a while.

Evan, that sounds very...diverting.

― Lozza, Saturday, 28 April 2007 21:23 (nineteen years ago)

it was! i'm in a great mood

also I HAS A PACKAGE :D

― applebee colony collapse, Saturday, 28 April 2007 21:36 (nineteen years ago)

A PACKAGE??

― Lozza, Saturday, 28 April 2007 21:40 (nineteen years ago)

YES WIF A SHARK IN IT AND BOOKS AND BASICALLY THE BEST MUG EVER

― applebee colony collapse, Saturday, 28 April 2007 21:46 (nineteen years ago)

I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKE IT :D :D :D :D

― Lozza, Saturday, 28 April 2007 21:50 (nineteen years ago)

Now you can practice making all the faces. And take pictures.

― Lozza, Saturday, 28 April 2007 21:51 (nineteen years ago)

First i am going to drink TEA out of it

― applebee colony collapse, Saturday, 28 April 2007 22:15 (nineteen years ago)

HELLO NEW BEST FRIEND

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/227/475872860_542581baec.jpg?v=0

― applebee colony collapse, Saturday, 28 April 2007 22:37 (nineteen years ago)

check this out
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/206/476322915_859456518e.jpg

― Hash Tit's, Sunday, 29 April 2007 04:35 (nineteen years ago)

cute!!

― 1000 Tony Romo DJs, Sunday, 29 April 2007 05:10 (nineteen years ago)

blueeeeghrhadkfj

― applebee colony collapse, Sunday, 29 April 2007 17:53 (nineteen years ago)

Also this:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/201/475891477_4df1c29095.jpg

Have you lot got access to Fever Tree Tonic water? Because Hendrickz and Fever tree is my new favourite G&T.

― The Mayor, Sunday, 29 April 2007 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.fever-tree.com/available.htm

that looks like a big fat negative

― TOMB07, Sunday, 29 April 2007 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

aw guys there was the CUTEST mouse running across the floor at the brickskeller tonight!

― I TRIED, Monday, 30 April 2007 03:03 (nineteen years ago)

how did getting drunk happen for the third day in a row

― applebee colony collapse, Monday, 30 April 2007 03:54 (nineteen years ago)

gimme answers

― applebee colony collapse, Monday, 30 April 2007 03:55 (nineteen years ago)

srsly

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Monday, 30 April 2007 04:38 (nineteen years ago)

we demand answers

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Monday, 30 April 2007 04:38 (nineteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/168/477683955_53f2ee4024_o.jpg

― flexidisc, Monday, 30 April 2007 11:05 (nineteen years ago)

how did getting drunk happen for the third day in a row

well that would have been friday for me. and it happened in spectacular fashion. saturday's drunk was a strong come on, yesterday's was run of the mill. but oh, confessional drunks, please stop confessing to me.

― lumpy rutherford, Monday, 30 April 2007 13:19 (nineteen years ago)

a) awesome picture
b) going to shoot myself brb

― Hash Tit's, Monday, 30 April 2007 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

Resign

― The Mayor, Monday, 30 April 2007 14:59 (nineteen years ago)

i think i AM going to boston now???

― Hash Tit's, Monday, 30 April 2007 15:04 (nineteen years ago)

ok i'm definitely going to boston

― Hash Tit's, Monday, 30 April 2007 15:12 (nineteen years ago)

Lose your blackberry in the Charles river, then dissapear into backwoods Maine to wrestle bears.

― The Mayor, Monday, 30 April 2007 15:13 (nineteen years ago)

i don't even have a blackberry yet!! how am i supposed to go to boston without a blackberry or a corporate card.

― Hash Tit's, Monday, 30 April 2007 15:14 (nineteen years ago)

BOXCAR! HOBO STYLE!

― The Mayor, Monday, 30 April 2007 15:15 (nineteen years ago)

they want me to come on sunday and then leave monday which means i get all the annoying shit of a conference and none of the drinking parts?? wtf.

― Hash Tit's, Monday, 30 April 2007 15:16 (nineteen years ago)

NY I'm in ur area tomorrow

― I TRIED, Monday, 30 April 2007 15:20 (nineteen years ago)

For that they should send you overnight on the amtrak in a sleeping car. At least you can then drink till the train leaves.

― The Mayor, Monday, 30 April 2007 15:21 (nineteen years ago)

are we still not allowed to bring water bottles on planes or is that different now? i'll bring a thermos of straight gin.

― Hash Tit's, Monday, 30 April 2007 15:21 (nineteen years ago)

You have to strip off and be shabkled to get on a plane nowadays.

― The Mayor, Monday, 30 April 2007 15:22 (nineteen years ago)

you can only bring 3.5 ounces of liquid on board a plane. and it has to be disguised as a toiletry.

― lumpy rutherford, Monday, 30 April 2007 15:22 (nineteen years ago)

I business class you can keep your underwear on and you get leather shackles.

― The Mayor, Monday, 30 April 2007 15:23 (nineteen years ago)

well remind me never to fly business class then

― Hash Tit's, Monday, 30 April 2007 15:50 (nineteen years ago)

fuck it i'm staying over here

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 1 May 2007 03:12 (nineteen years ago)

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/c/c7/Donald_Fagen_-_The_Nightfly.jpg

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 1 May 2007 03:14 (nineteen years ago)

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― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 1 May 2007 03:16 (nineteen years ago)

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― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 1 May 2007 03:18 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.jazzphotos.com/images/sinatra.jpg

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 1 May 2007 03:21 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.fringeunderground.com/images/fringefeatures/features/issue003/thereplacements/replacements_couch.jpg

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 1 May 2007 03:25 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.leftofthedialmag.com/OLD/mekons.jpg

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 1 May 2007 03:27 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.chelsea.co.at/gossip/rueckbl/004_gr.jpg

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 1 May 2007 03:28 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.adampwsmith.com/photoblog/images/20060512041606_060415%20jon%20langford%20-%20tractor%20tavern,%20seattle%20-%20130.jpg

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 1 May 2007 03:29 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.marmalade-skies.co.uk/waterloosunset_nme.jpg

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 1 May 2007 03:35 (nineteen years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/15/89193410_a5c34beb31.jpg

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 1 May 2007 03:37 (nineteen years ago)

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i38/richardjgibson/AnitaPallenbergKeithRichardsGramPar.jpg

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 1 May 2007 03:41 (nineteen years ago)

http://rocksoff.org/keithnneil.jpg

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 1 May 2007 03:49 (nineteen years ago)

http://image.blog.livedoor.jp/jabberwock555/imgs/e/c/ec265616.jpg

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 1 May 2007 04:10 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.rootz.net/abamb001.jpg

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 1 May 2007 04:11 (nineteen years ago)

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y14/GriffLeRiff/TheFall_1990.jpg

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 1 May 2007 04:13 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.richardhell.com/htbks1sm.jpg

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 1 May 2007 04:41 (nineteen years ago)

i used to run into sally timms all the time last year outside the damen el stop.

― lumpy rutherford, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 13:33 (nineteen years ago)

next time you see her ask her to marry me

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 1 May 2007 15:28 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.twintone.com/minies/89232.jpeg

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 1 May 2007 16:40 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.huxrecords.com/only_ones1.jpg

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 1 May 2007 16:43 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.photofeatures.com/smallfaces/images/prevs/s26005a.jpg

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 1 May 2007 16:45 (nineteen years ago)

http://albums-rap-us.skyblog.com/pics/76814622.jpg

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 1 May 2007 16:46 (nineteen years ago)

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― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 1 May 2007 16:48 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.punk77.co.uk/graphics/ramones/bandsubwaygruen.jpg

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 1 May 2007 16:49 (nineteen years ago)

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i38/richardjgibson/AnitaPallenbergKeithRichardsGramPar.jpg

THIS IS STILL BLOWING MY MIND

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 1 May 2007 16:49 (nineteen years ago)

OK! THIS PARTY IS OUT OF CONTROL

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 1 May 2007 16:49 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.dragcity.com/press/pimages/photos/dc198ph04.jpg

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 1 May 2007 16:57 (nineteen years ago)

http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r94/velvet_jones_photos/7a5031c9.jpg

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 1 May 2007 17:02 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.moorsmagazine.com/images/orbison.jpg

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 1 May 2007 17:06 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.radio3net.ro/db_artisti/1826.jpg
my dad burnt the toast this morning
i came to the kitchen and saw the cup of tea fall from his trembling hand
then he was crying among the fragments, piecing everything together
he said i was ungrateful
i had a bad night last night
it was hard to sleep
the air felt heavy
it was warm and dry for the first time in a long while
it made me think back and i got confused
dreams and memories came mixed up together
i saw a black crow fly against a pink sky
in a dark place amongst big statues, someone called you
they were wrapped in dirty bandages
you answered them in words i didn't understand
you went to them in the shadows
this morning i'm not so hungry
somebody told me there's people who live in their dreams
for them it's life that isn't real
i saw your skin again last night
it was clean and white
the smell was in my nose and my stomach was tight
i got sick then
my arms and my legs went numb
the worst thing was not the loss of my home
not the loss of my money
my legs, my eyes, they were no longer mine
my sex drew back into itself, tight and dry, closed up
i could not make my thoughts
i'm scared that there's nowhere different
i crave solitude
my hopes and wishes recede
i only want not to be
there was a dark green tree in the corner
and some big yellow flowers in front of it
you kicked a ball over the fence
there's got to be one breath after which there doesn't come another

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 1 May 2007 17:14 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.roqlarue.com/graphix/hong_langford/langford_because.jpg

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 1 May 2007 17:15 (nineteen years ago)

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― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 1 May 2007 17:16 (nineteen years ago)

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― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 1 May 2007 17:16 (nineteen years ago)

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― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 1 May 2007 17:17 (nineteen years ago)

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― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 1 May 2007 17:22 (nineteen years ago)

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― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 1 May 2007 17:22 (nineteen years ago)

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― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 1 May 2007 17:23 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.tebeosfera.com/Documento/Articulo/Clasicos/George/krazy1933.jpg

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 1 May 2007 17:25 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.doctormacro.com/Images/Mitchum,%20Robert/Annex/Annex%20-%20Mitchum,%20Robert%20(Out%20of%20the%20Past)_01.jpg

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 1 May 2007 17:26 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.morethings.com/fan/night_of_the_hunter/night_of_the_hunter-034.jpg

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 1 May 2007 17:29 (nineteen years ago)

http://secretsociety.typepad.com/darcy_james_argues_secret/images/lime_1.jpg

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 1 May 2007 17:52 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.horschamp.qc.ca/images/photos/third_man7.jpg

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 1 May 2007 17:52 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.coldbacon.com/pics/movies/thirdman.jpg

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 1 May 2007 17:52 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.bfi.org.uk/features/reed-gall/images/420/cat.jpg

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 1 May 2007 17:54 (nineteen years ago)

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― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 1 May 2007 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

http://bedazzled.blogs.com/bedazzled/images/trelishacook_1.JPG

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 1 May 2007 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

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― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 1 May 2007 18:57 (nineteen years ago)

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― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 1 May 2007 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

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― dr ghost rider (a_p), Tuesday, 1 May 2007 18:59 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.nyrock.com/images/courtny2.jpg

― 1000 Tony Romo DJs, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 14:02 (nineteen years ago)

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i29/maximilla/dorothy_parker_250.jpg

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Wednesday, 2 May 2007 14:32 (nineteen years ago)

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― dr ghost rider (a_p), Wednesday, 2 May 2007 15:12 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.actionpackedevents.com/Wanda%20sings%20for%20capitol.jpg

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Wednesday, 2 May 2007 15:13 (nineteen years ago)

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― dr ghost rider (a_p), Wednesday, 2 May 2007 15:14 (nineteen years ago)

http://blogpop.hautetfort.com/images/medium_ninasimone164.jpg

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Wednesday, 2 May 2007 15:16 (nineteen years ago)

http://style.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/afcr.jpg

― 1000 Tony Romo DJs, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 15:46 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.sysvisions.com/feedback-zine/cine/c_jean4.gif

― 1000 Tony Romo DJs, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 15:47 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.cover.dk/upload/contributors/Lise%20Sohn/charlotte_gainsbourg.jpg

― 1000 Tony Romo DJs, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 15:50 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.doctormacro.com/Images/Stanwyck,%20Barbara/Annex/Annex%20-%20Stanwyck,%20Barbara%20(Lady%20Eve,%20The)_01.jpg

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Wednesday, 2 May 2007 16:02 (nineteen years ago)

http://venus.provocateuse.com/images/photos/myrna_loy_02.jpg

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Wednesday, 2 May 2007 16:03 (nineteen years ago)

http://arliquidodois.blogs.sapo.pt/arquivo/flannerycomautotetrato.jpg

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Wednesday, 2 May 2007 16:05 (nineteen years ago)

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http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/DES/D1152%7EDale-Sr-Legacy-of-Racing-Posters.jpg

― 1000 Tony Romo DJs, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 20:02 (nineteen years ago)

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― |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 20:29 (nineteen years ago)

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― |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 20:29 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.events.wvu.edu/foi/2005/debate/picture.jpg

― 1000 Tony Romo DJs, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 22:03 (nineteen years ago)

guys what the hell

― Hash Tit's, Thursday, 3 May 2007 14:06 (nineteen years ago)

http://content.answers.com/main/content/img/amg/pop_albums/2/3/2/f23294jt42m.jpg

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 3 May 2007 14:39 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.k5.dion.ne.jp/~stusho/LOVELOG_IMG/curtis.jpg

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 3 May 2007 14:40 (nineteen years ago)

http://images.nfl.com/photos/img8318732.jpg

― Hash Tit's, Thursday, 3 May 2007 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

http://images.chron.com/content/news/photos/05/05/15/yard1.jpg

― Hash Tit's, Thursday, 3 May 2007 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

http://images.chron.com/content/news/photos/05/05/15/berman.jpg

― Hash Tit's, Thursday, 3 May 2007 14:54 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.the-keep.ath.cx/images/TK-237.jpg

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 3 May 2007 15:32 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.tasman.net/~kevin/web_html/photos/ian.jpg

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 3 May 2007 15:32 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/05/23/xmen5_gallery__470x299.jpg

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 3 May 2007 15:34 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.pinknews.co.uk/images/mckellenshow.jpg

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 3 May 2007 15:34 (nineteen years ago)

http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/theatre/kenton_aladdin460.jpg

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 3 May 2007 15:35 (nineteen years ago)

― Hash Tit's, Thursday, 3 May 2007 15:56 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.pathguy.com/patrick_stewart_as_oberon.jpg

― Hash Tit's, Thursday, 3 May 2007 15:56 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.christianfantasy.net/amdg/england/patrickstewart2.JPG

― Hash Tit's, Thursday, 3 May 2007 15:57 (nineteen years ago)

http://images.wikia.com/muppet/images/0/07/Patrick_Stewart.JPG

― Hash Tit's, Thursday, 3 May 2007 15:57 (nineteen years ago)

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― Hash Tit's, Thursday, 3 May 2007 15:58 (nineteen years ago)

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― Hash Tit's, Thursday, 3 May 2007 15:59 (nineteen years ago)

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― |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:31 (nineteen years ago)

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― |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:31 (nineteen years ago)

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― |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:32 (nineteen years ago)

repost from ILX:

ok everyone, i once posted a picture of henry rollins and ian mackaye that looked just like a pic of me and christian, that i also posted. i looked through some DC threads, but i cant find it. anyone? anyone? here is the pic of me and CH, linked exactly as i did before:

http://photos.friendster.com/photos/38/62/812683/22246120641208l.jpg

― 69, Thursday, 3 May 2007 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.cit.uws.edu.au/~rollins/images/ian2.jpg

― |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||, Thursday, 3 May 2007 20:51 (nineteen years ago)

wait he DOES look exactly like pete in that picture

― Hash Tit's, Thursday, 3 May 2007 21:55 (nineteen years ago)

wow, good work, |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 3 May 2007 21:59 (nineteen years ago)

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― |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||, Thursday, 3 May 2007 22:03 (nineteen years ago)

http://lolgeeks.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/lolgeeks022.jpg

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 3 May 2007 22:45 (nineteen years ago)

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b46/aroyea/cat_beer.jpg

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Friday, 4 May 2007 14:44 (nineteen years ago)

HEY ANYONE WANT TO HANG OUT TONIGHT?

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Friday, 4 May 2007 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

MAYBE DRINK SOME BREWSKIS

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Friday, 4 May 2007 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.oscland.com/lol/lolsroyce.gif

― amon, Saturday, 5 May 2007 06:18 (nineteen years ago)

http://cityrag.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/val_kilmer.jpg

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Monday, 7 May 2007 15:10 (nineteen years ago)

it seems like everyone but me has been kicked off of gchat

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Monday, 7 May 2007 18:24 (nineteen years ago)

which is a bit odd

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Monday, 7 May 2007 18:24 (nineteen years ago)

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― dr ghost rider (a_p), Monday, 7 May 2007 23:37 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2006/03/26/2603squash_sisters2_wideweb__470x313,0.jpg

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― |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 17:29 (nineteen years ago)

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― |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

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