mark ruffalo is attractive

lets stop avoiding the elephant in the room

http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2008/12/MarkRuffaloAP_450x300.jpg

http://homepage3.nifty.com/danyuu-clab/se3_diary/se3_diary/47_1.jpg

http://markruffaloisattractive.tumblr.com/

wait are you plax?

<3

who is this clown

he has the nicest hair

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5y6yszOVR1qbs8c4o1_500.png

lol

and irises like shimmering river water

WHOIS

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l1x1g2iTHr1qbfdd3o1_250.jpg

http://www.tumblr.com/photo/1280/562104196/1/tumblr_l0i29fS8tL1qbuemx

hair!

okay i'm starting to feel like a crepe

http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvohtbxZcY1qen83go1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJ6IHWSU3BX3X7X3Q&Expires=1323219401&Signature=mny%2BuATNr1hObZ27o3vA4iluHTc%3D

slfnsdkjfnsdkfnmksdnfg

people finding dudes like ruffalo attractive always puts a little more hope in my day

he is a dreamboat fyi; that tumbler's and this thread's title are are *understated*

feel like this guy is sort of passe, you all should move on

horseshoe otm.

cooper chucklebutt dead wrong.

always so mad at jho

learing to troll

how much of a percentage of dude's hotness would you attribute to the hair?

Sandbox needed its own ruffalo pic thread, obv. To fill the swooniness gap while ilx.com is down.

its just like how long can you shlub around ladys fantasies for, you can count on me was like ten years ago

it is a v holistic hotness; cannot possibly be broken down by percentage. also please don't make me be even more crepey than i already have been itt.

xp gtfo!!!!

I think he's hot but I also think he's sorta overrated tbh.

so a bald ruffalo would also be acceptable?

who can even tell the difference between this guy and vincent donofrio

tbh i think vincent donofrio is p dreamy

He's definitely hot but I don't think he's incredible. Feel the same way about Gosling tbh.

I think donofrio is totally dreamy!!

lol gosling is such a tool, in ten years every 30 something lady is gonna be looking back all rubbing their heads confusedly 'wait what ethan hawke really'

yeah ruffalo has a decent dude vibe which gosling totally does not but let's keep our eyes on the ball, people

Wait a minute - don't knock Ethan! He was the dreamiest of the dreamy before something awful happened and everything went to hell.

Ruffalo has a lot of threads. This has to be Plaxico who I will now call Judith from this day forward even if it turns out not to be.

im deeply disappointed my donofrio zing fell so flat, i really thought that one had legs, i have dishonored myself and will now resign from trolling this thread, at least til i get something to eat

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l1cwosVpj31qbfdd3o1_400.jpg

Holy shit I guess I never knew what Donofrio looked like. Also v. hot, though I'd have to see him in action to be able to tell if he has anything on Ruffalo.

donofrio is def proto-ruffalo--that was a good connection but the problem is they are both dreamy.

Ruffalo-Gyllenhaal = best slashfic LOTR couple ever.

donofrio has a certain insanity about him that ruffalo lacks imo

donofrio is (was?) a campy genius on law and order: ci. he is a good actor!

I love A Brody. He's hot.

He's a great actor!! I loved him on CI.

donofrio could fit ruffalo completely inside him, he might even be ruffalo wearing a ruffalo suit

hahahaha

as a dude who can generally freely admit when other dudes are attractive i have to admit i don't really see it w/ this ruffalo guy, but the fact that so many people do gives me hope that my schlubby everyman qualities will someday be that valued

u make it hard to h8 u, jho

xp i don't get why dudes think he's schlubby tbh

straight dudes, i mean

I love A Brody. He's hot.

― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Monday, December 5, 2011 8:32 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Permalink

adrian brody is so much worse than hitler, and you are at least as bad as hitler via association

it doesn't help that the only things i can remember seeing him in he was either doing a weird annoying brando impression (zodiac) or nothing of any consequence (eternal sunshine)

u make it hard to h8 u, jho

― horseshoe, Monday, December 5, 2011 8:33 PM (41 seconds ago) Bookmark Permalink

;)

adrien brody seems like a db, but he is soooooo hot

the first pic itt is pretty schlubby

I wish they had cast Ruffalo as D'Onofrio's long lost brother on LOCI.

I like that donofrio is bigger. He wears his size well.

Ugh. No. Adrian Brody needs to get his nasty face away from Ruffalo.

Would like Ruffalo and Donofrio in a love scene.

xp - that's sort of what I have in mind

xp - "donofrio could fit ruffalo completely inside him" i meant

Does Brody seem like a DB? I didn't know. I just know that he's fine and that I've like him a bunch of movies.

i want to recommend you can count on me to you, al, but i feel no confidence you would like it. maybe 13 going on 30.

donofrio is an exceptionally huge person iirc via full metal jacket

YCCOM is great! Obv so is the latter.

i love yccom more than everything else but it doesn't really seem like a some dude movie.

i vibe to donofrio tbh - have you guys seen happy accidents featuring marissa tomei its really good

He is a little schlubby but I think that's part of the appeal? He looks somewhat imperfect in the best possible way.

yeah it really doesn't, haha (xpost)

I have not but since I like both him and Tomei, I'm guessing that I should.

i vibe to donofrio

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/2221/markruffalo.jpg

yeah, that was classic

in the picture al called schlubby he is just not skinny? he looks like he took a shower and everything unlike brad pitt, for example.

i also now feel bad for always thinking of him as tending to have somewhat awkward/pained facial expressions because i just read about how he once had a benign brain tumor that resulted in partial facial paralysis

wait, what does schlubby mean anyway

woah!

unshaved and slightly chinless can be schlubby w/o also meaning unwashed imo

Like sorta unkempt and . . . ? I don't really know actually.

i liked you can count on me, although i was kinda offended when someone said i was like the same type of dude as ruffalos character, i was all bitch im not some bumbling conflicted underachiever im gangster! also im incredibly wealthy

I didn't think he was so hot until The Kids are Alright and then thought whoa.

x-post lollllllll <3

that person was probably hitting on you, jho, fyi.

You know who was really good looking and this is apropos of nothing really other than the fact that Plaxico sat up until 4 am perving on him when he stayed over: Jesse Bradford. Whatever happened to that dude?

oh they were im sure but still there are more important things, like my pride xp

i vibe to donofrio

― mookieproof, Monday, December 5, 2011 8:38 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink

lol i originally wrote 'i love donofrio' changed it in a moment of gay panic and then a second after posting went oh wait well maybe no one will notice

You know who was really good looking and this is apropos of nothing really other than the fact that Plaxico sat up until 4 am perving on him when he stayed over: Jesse Bradford

STORIES!

hahahahaha

haha

i think she means she and plax watched bring it on and then perved over him, not perved over him in person, though if it is the latter, erica, you've been holding out on me.

oh lol

HAHAHAHAHAHA yes, whoops

Although I don't even think we watched Bring it On. We just started talking about Ruffalo and like 3 hours later were looking up pictures of Bradford in a Speedo from Swimfan.

yeah well if Jesse Bradford hung out here overnight I might find it difficult to ask him to join me on the balcony.

For a smoke.

they share a vibe.

xxp

is that all

sorry

http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsR/35676-26519.gif

he looks like a tick gorged with blood

attractive facial hair/earring combo

I first noticed Ruffalo in In the Cut, and I was bowled over. It was a good starting point - him as a cop.

I would definitely not call him "schlubby" (to me that means not just unkempt, but sloppy and defeated-looking - wearing sweatpants, unshaven, but with lint in your stubble) but maybe gritty.

I'd post who I realized fairly recently I think is really hot but you'd all make fun of me because he's sorta skeevy.

DO IT

mark ruffalo v. colin ferrel

ruffalo wins all of those so we don't have to bother. yes i am the only arbiter.

lol i thought you meant colin firth for some reason; colin ferell is gross and should not be mentioned in the same breath as the ruff.

lol Dayo otm

I think CF is really really hot.

hahahahaa

BUT only when he's not doing the gross ponytail thing

http://i2.listal.com/image/984512/600full-mark-ruffalo.jpg

HAI

i will never get colin ferrell how do u spell his dam name anyway

F-U-G-L-Y

He was so cute in "In Bruges"

http://gifs.gifbin.com/062009/1245227615_colin_farrel.gif

Also, I just love that gif.

oh god, colin ferrel. so gross and hot.

He should basically always have short hair and never a goatee.

Sadly that does not happen v often.

and so generous to share a sex tape with his fans

Say what now?

he is also the singer for creed, i am thinking of the right guy

uh oh looks like ericas got some downloading to do

hahahahaha

OMG TAKE BACK THE STAPP COMPARISON RIGHT NOW

erica you still haven't told us who is hot & skeevy unless you meant farrell in which case you're half-right

Yeah, that's who I meant!

haha

I know. I am not proud.

stapp has a sex tape too dawg just fyi if you get bored

blech

its p cool hes getting a bj while kid rock looks disinterestedly on

tbh its prob in the top ten of things i wish i could scrub from my memory

wait erica did I really just randomly guess your most recent crush!!

Im only thinking of colin farewell because I'm watching minority report atm

You did!! I realized it a while ago but that's totally who I meant. :)

CC I can't believe you've actually seen that. I'm so sorry.

its really horrible *sob*

haha colin farewell

CF has really intense eyebrows

mark ruffalo has nice eyebrows...

stapp has a sex tape too dawg just fyi if you get bored
...
its p cool hes getting a bj while kid rock looks disinterestedly on

oh no. you weren't kidding. haven't watched it (yet?) but google suggests you're telling the terrible truth!

erica, yes, CF has a sex tape, and it answers at least one important question i had re CF.

i am not joking: i want to watch the stapp sex tape but i'm worried that i'll get turned on.

like the time i saw that pic of axl rose in the stars and stripes spandex.

OMG hahahahahaha

What was the question - cut or uncut? Since he's Irish then I'd guess un.

it's hard to tell for sure b/c he's fully engorged, but it looks like uncut, but retracted.

i'm so sorry, mark ruffalo :(

Yeah well most European guys aren't circumsized something I didn't learn until after I first encountered one and was sort of confused at first. I was young and p naive at the time but was like hang on a minute, something's different here!

I love A Brody. He's hot.

― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Monday, December 5, 2011 8:32 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Permalink

adrian brody is so much worse than hitler, and you are at least as bad as hitler via association

― Cooper Chucklebutt, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 01:34 (50 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink

chucklebutt way otm here, a brody is terrible & is just a human being with a face, what a show off

i am sure there is another actor who forms part of the ruffalo/donofrio/[someone else] holy trinity. i mean i guess you could put together a whole spectrum, w/james gandolfini at one end, but i'm sure there's another key player.

nb it is possible i am thinking of vince vaughn

xp i realise things have gotten more intimate itt than the broadbrush general character commentary i am coming in w/ now

What's so awful about Brody? Did he eat some babies or something and I failed to hear about it? idgi

adrian brody is a big rap head and is into cool shit like the beatnuts but because he's adrian brody and he looks completely ridiculous dressed even slightly hip hop everyone thinks he's a shia leboeuf level douchebag

adrien brody has an enormous head btw

my friend took a pic w/ him fortuitously and adrein brody looked like a scale wax model at 120% enlargement

He has a big shnoz but I like it.

http://cdn.buzznet.com/media-cdn/jj1/headlines/2007/10/adrien-brody-paris-fashion-week.jpg

not my friend BUT HE LOOKS LIKE A GIANT

erica, i've got you beat on ws of shame - fred durst... (who also has a sex tape iirc)

tbf he could like the beatnuts and be an asshole. he kind of seems like an asshole to me but i have no hard evidence. he is hot, though.

OMG last weekend my dad was talking about someone (can't remember who) and meant to say they had a big schnoz on them but instead said Schnauzer and I almost died laughing.

The internet says he's 6'1" which is perfect height for me. Still in.

OMG Jesse!! Durst?! ahahahahahaha

sorry

he is just a guy with a big mournful face who appears in films but does not accurately demand that posters include the credit, ADRIEN BRODY'S FACE, which is really what should get written up as it's the thing eliciting all the sympathy & earning all the money. he has similarly refused to credit his face while moving on to playing other roles, like sharp, unimpressed & urbane wes anderson characters, flaunting his face, flaunting his big face around.

i just think he is bad is all, but gets mad props for visually resembling a great actor.

He was really good in The Pianist!

are we including walking w/a cane as dressing slightly hip hop btw

i think that movie is a lil ott but you will note that as a holocaust movie it fits into the 'mournful' category i created for his earlier sadface pictures

i kinda think he's good at looking like a sad beardy guy in that movie (he looks like my dad in that?, idk i know it isn't relevant but just a lot like my dad)

Oh, this isn't good. This isn't good at all:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fAOVZcvYEw8/S9msc2_KCZI/AAAAAAAAA1o/h4jJVrVxWfs/s1600/adrien-brody-chest-hair-04.jpg

is that chest made out of putty?

he is so handsome, it just goes to show how wrong it goes when you have to consider some aspect of him other than his face

I used to find Adrien Brody very attractive but my least favorite movie of the past five years, Splice, killed that for me.

haha that movie is so creepy but in a funny way

That Tom Sawyer w/decolletage look isn't helping either.

I was waiting for you to contribute Abs cause I remembered that you used to lurve him.

He really should have consulted me before starring in a movie where he seduces a mutant that's sort of his own daughter.

ew. please don't ever do that, mark ruffalo.

lol

He was also a collector of wacky vinyl art toys in that movie.

too late, Splice 2: The Ruffaloing is already in production

I hope it is just about the longhair emo Canadian brother. "Sohree about the mutant rape."

oh i remember you posting about that movie, abbott! you linked to this review.

i am so sorry you had to see that.

Yeah the movie ends w/the female lead getting raped by the mutant kid, who has switched genders, and impregnated w/its child, which she keeps...FOR THE SAKE OF SCIENCE.

marc ruffaloi would never involve himself in anything so horrid.

I am now kind of glad I saw that movie just bcz it's so bonkers to explain to people, but it is really truly awful. And so sad it killed a "type" for me (the Brody type). It's like when Straw Dogs ended my lifelong twitterpation for mathematicians that came from watching too much Square One as a child.

shouldn't the angle song remove any negative associations from straw dogs

Well I'll never quit loving Larry Cedar.

ahhhhhh wish old iLX was up so I could bump my ASYMMETRICAL FACES thread w/ a brody

Sorry to turn this into 'weird looking guys Abbott liked but maybe outgrew' thread. MARKRUFF

rofloi

http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:xwQKXLUyDc0J:www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet%3Fboardid%3D40%26threadid%3D87397+&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us

RIP ILX, somebody inject A brody into that thread ASAP

Jesse Bradford. Whatever happened to that dude?

― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Monday, December 5, 2011 5:44 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Permalink

i saw him IRL once and he was schlubby in a not-so-great way :/

this was like a year ago

don't most people have asymmetrical faces?
christopher walken is one of the beautiful people
come on
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_lh1HOvNynGY/SfQM54a29hI/AAAAAAAAARg/irb-_zUSjQ4/s400/walken_young_gallery14.jpg

Larry Cedar!

I have never seen that photo of C Walken before and I am dumbfounded.

yeah he was v handsome

Wait til you see the one with his shirt off O_O

i am not joking: i want to watch the stapp sex tape but i'm worried that i'll get turned on.

― Sandbox Jesse, Monday, December 5, 2011 9:21 PM (57 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink

ha you should prob watch it just to lol @ at yrself for thinking this was possible

yeah when we watched the dead zone a while back my wife was like "wow walked was kind of a good looking guy back then" but more recently when i mentioned this she totally denied and said he looked creepy in that

the whole science proves symmetrical faces are intensely attractive thing has been m/l debunked iirc

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsa870jOXy1qbvv6fo1_500.jpg

Walken: YES

I once had a roomie who had the biggest crush on him and she watched every one of his movies but fast forwarded through the parts he wasn't in. It was annoying when I wanted her to watch all of ANnie Hall and she wanted to see ~45 seconds of it.

x-post - Has it? I was just going to say something about that. Interesting.

haha he is so terrifying in that movie, too

xp

IMO he was the best looking in THE PROPHECY.

the whole science proves symmetrical faces are intensely attractive thing has been m/l debunked iirc

― Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, December 5, 2011 10:25 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Permalink

yeah i am soooo tired of people saying that

lol wut

yeah track down the new yorker article abt diminishing returns in scientific studies from a few months ago, it heavily features the guy who did the symmetry study

lol wait sry steve2 i misunderstood

anyway erica track down the new yorker article abt diminishing returns in scientific studies from a few months ago, it heavily features the guy who did the symmetry study

lol steve2

here i tracked it down 4 u http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2010/12/13/101213fa_fact_lehrer?currentPage=all

wait I'm a little confused, there's a new yorker article?

who does it feature?

im def putting that series of posts in my personal hall of fame, i just reget that they werent recorded on ilx proper

Thanks CC

Well, the good news is that Mr. Stapp had a shitfit that resulted in that video being more trouble to find than it's worth to me.

The bad news is that Kidd Rock has a penis.

oh dont worry mr rock is a fully clothed bystander

or did u find some stuff u werent really looking for

stapp has made sure that the net has been rid of kid rock kock

no....i found a still of kidd rock facing the camera with his shirt lifted up and a head of long blonde hair near his backside. that was unpleansant.

strike that "n"

i guess the full tape never got released just the preview anyway no one should watch this ever http://www.heaven666.org/kid-rock-scott-stapp-sex-tape-preview-1735.php

"I'm Bob, nice to meet you."

smooth ass motherfucker

also

"It's good to be the king."

http://media.myspacepimper.com/content/gif/music/music_139.gif

aaaaaaargh. so embarrassing.

hahaha

the weird thing is i can't imagine that a scott stapp sex tape would scar my psyche more than this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrZ3A06Wkdc

Yeah well that's one of the all time greatest/worst things ever recorded.

the weird thing about the whole protest against nickelback doing the thanksgiving halftime is like, it's not possible for them to have topped creed, and if it was, wouldn't you kind of want them to?

i'd never seen that before.

i'm watching it in another window.

@4:05

oh.

new song. black priests? is this racist?

oh, they're not all black. there is one blond.

this is just....not very good.

something just occurred to me that I got out of bed to come nad post this

if you love mark ruffalo does that mean you also love VINCE VAUGHN??

no

pssh, other than being caucasian and having dark hair those two look nothing alike

vince vaughn is like seven feet tall, for one

bennett gets mark ruffalo confused with vincent van gogh a lot

I used to like Vince Vaughn.

I still think Jeremy Piven is cute. He's in the class w/ Ruffalo and Vaugh, right?

what are you people even talking about

vaughn and ruffalo are both squareheaded and perpetually tired-looking iirc

i just feel like none of you even knows what mark ruffalo looks like. except plax.

why hasnt this dude done an odd couple remake yet

I once saw a clip of Vincent D'Onofrio on a talk show talking about how he gets approached by people thinking he is Vince Vaughn so he signs autographs for them as Vaughn.

;__;

I know what he looks like.

But I kind of have face blindness, so maybe I don't.

But afaict, he's beautiful.

<3 sorry Jesse, i'm just being a jerk

reading this thread has been an excellent finish to what has been a p great nite

can i just say tho that ryan gosling can never be handsome, because: http://images.zap2it.com/images/tv-EP00231430/breaker-high-5.jpg

it's OK horsehoe :)

or you know whatever your name is

also i feel like mark ruffalo, while def objectively good-looking, is so ~dreamy~ because of his voice, which is this perfect combination of intelligent and warm and vulnerable

theres a scene in 'we dont live here anymore' (so many incredibly boneable ppl so nicely photographed all in the service of the most boring movie ever =() that perfects this exactly mb i can find it on youtube...

her name is horseshoe loves tom brady iirc

otm he has the best voice.

haha we don't live here anymore is so dumb. the things i've watched for you, mark ruffalo!

it's OK horsehoe :)

OMG I forgot about how horseshoe actually posted as horsehoe for a while.

that was an unfortunate accident of poor spelling!

there is a scene in the beginning of you can count on me that i always think of when i'm trying to conjure the sound of mark ruffalo's voice. he's like shiftily trying to explain to laura linney why he hasn't been in touch for a long time and he sort of haltingly says it's "on account of the faaaaact that...i was incarcerated." and the way he stretches the short a in "fact" is p much the dreamiest thing ever.

i don't think it's fair that i always end up sounding like a crazy person in ruffalo threads. they're a trap.

<3 when horseshoe gets all swoony

this thread was v busy so i will say this:

horseshoe otm

also, it is in large part about how he moves which is v surprising. i always get the tiniest bit disappointed when i try to gis him bc his hotness is never entirely encapsulated by the still photograph. also yes he is disgustingly hot in in the cut

adrien brody looks like a praying mantis and ryan gosling has always looked like he was in backstreet boys

but i guess he was good in some films or w/e

mark ruffalo is attractive tho

the things i've watched for you, mark ruffalo!

I have done this for other actors. I watched and made my friend watch The Shape of Things this summer.

Because I am sure wondering about this probably kept most of you up all night, just thought I would put it out there that my longest standing and biggest actor crush is Gary oldman.

Mark Ruffalo is a lethally negligent bus driver in that movie hardly anyone has seen.

... imagining that last sentence as a gruff movie trailer voiceover

The Sweet Hereafter? Because I kind of regret ever seeing that.

uh, no. Margaret, subject of a major legal tussler and barely released 5-6 years after production.

http://img.poptower.com/pic-73959/mark-ruffalo.jpg?d=600

Oh. And here I thought maybe I'd actually seen a Morbius movie.

From the same writer-director as You Can Count on Me.

maragaret is really worthwhile, one of my favorite and most thought-about movies of the year, but it played in theaters here for all of two weeks so hardly anyone has actually seen it except critics

I watched and made my friend watch The Shape of Things this summer.

― tokyo rosemary, Tuesday, December 6, 2011 1:22 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Permalink

oh tokyo nooo

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7159/6465692557_5d4ab6111f_b.jpg
http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7160/6465691531_ee2a2be8c7_b.jpg

http://everyday-i-show.livejournal.com/135580.html

ruffalo looks like a rugged hamster fyi

ruffalo would be a good name for a rugged hamster

how dare u

look at the first pic and tell me that is not a rugged hamster

you are a nonsense person

hamsters look like this http://www.foxy-shop.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/HamsterREX_468x3621.jpg

ruffalo def has a hint of baby animal face

look
http://www.spikednation.com/sites/default/files/emvideo-youtube-kfJnqbudMzs.jpg

oh amanda

maybe I meant gerbil

yeah I def meant gerbil

sorry

lol @ nonsense person

he is still kind of hamster looking though, just like, a squinchy hamster, but prob more gerbil

http://www.foxy-shop.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/HamsterREX_468x3621.jpg

ruffalo looks p cute here

youre wrong he is a rumpled guinea pig

more in the case against Gosling:

http://cdn04.cdn.socialitelife.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/justin-timberlake-ryan-gosling-mickey-mouse-club-2.jpg

I can't see it. :(

timberlake 1; gosling 0 http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2011/11/justin-timberlake-doesnt-buy-the-gosling-hipster-act.html

lol

I love JT.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygI-2F8ApUM

did someone mention adrien brody

omg

goole, I know. Oh my Jesus, do I know.

I also made my friend watch the Beach Boys tv movie because of our problem.

lol who is in that even

We got a little preoccupied with Frederick Weller from In Plain Sight this summer. He played Brian Wilson. And the least horrible one in The Shape of Things.

speaking of movies watched for Ruffalo, horseshoe & t1arnan, have you seen:

Reservation Road
The Last Castle

?

neither

holy shit @ BRODYQUEST

reservation road was not good

are you guys sure this thread has almost 300 new answers

thanks to rodent derails >:[

sigh

i read a thing about how vincent donofrio is all about making his sexuality really present in all his performances, its a method thing i guess, physicality, and i think ruffalo is kinda method too? so maybe thats why yall love them

what is it with male actors and just getting hella bloated tho

alcohol?

max this thread is the second best thread on the sandbox rn, barring the one i made abt wizard powers just fyi

baldwin, dicaprio, donofrio, brando, ruffalo to some extent, walken, nicholson

i guess they are allowed to and still get work, unlike women. also i hope you're not calling mark ruffalo bloated >:[ >:[ >:[

i kinda hate sandbox, i dont know anyones display names so i keep reading through tedious posts

meh, it happens - age, booze, drugs, food

both still hot imo

YOU'RE MEAN TO SOME EXTENT

that was to max

hes getting there, i hate to say it, but we all need to admit that mark ruffalo might someday be kinda bloaty, trying to help my gf come to terms w/ it but she just wants to watch 13 going on 30 again so

can a mod ban me from this thread already

LOL HS I was like WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME?! For a second.

and HS otm. It prob happens just as much to lady actors but they're then banished and you just don't see it as much

dicaprio is the most tragic bloat though cause he still looks so babyish, now he just looks like this enormous sweaty baby

horseshoe plz recall that max max max max is 12x obese so his idea of 'bloated' is...skewed

nah--i mean lady actors put on weight sometimes--but theres this really specific male actor thing where they just BLOAT--like someone inserted a tube and used a bicycle pump or something

Max why do you hate fat ppl so much?

dicaprio had transition to adulthood problems way beyond simple bloat

http://www.thefoundist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Alec_Baldwin-2-The_Last_Shot.jpg------>http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/pictures/2009/12/1/1259683343701/Alec-Baldwin-001.jpg

but it makes staring at his face fascinating, like you can discern the teen idol trapped in his weirdo adult face. also he was hot in the departed.

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bloated lady actor

i guess they are allowed to and still get work, unlike women.

yeah i kinda also feel like the whole aura around serious, 'real' actors is abt like staying up all night and drinkin and smokin and fuckin and shia lebeoufin around and then you realize that it takes a toll and you shoulda stayed in drinking mineral water and watchin downtown abbey

bloatress

again--let me be clear--i am not talking about FAT--fat is obviously a component of the bloat phenomenon--but i am sort of convinced that the bloat is more than just fat--it may have a psychic component for example

cannot WAIT for shia to bloat

i think it probably doesn't happen to female actors as much, because once they're in the game they're committed to ascetic measures to get work. whereas i feel like alec baldwin was like, hell yes i am going to eat and drink and remain confident i can still get work.

i really do not think lady actors bloat. meryl streep has not bloated. anjelica houston has not bloated. helen mirren has not bloated.

so many xp

like its part of their mystique to wear their hard livin on their faces except consuming too much delicious food and drink just makes you look like a puffy sex addict brought in for questioning

it may have a psychic component for example

― max max max max, Tuesday, December 6, 2011 8:28 PM (34 seconds ago) Bookmark Permalink

oh okay. well no reverse-dorian-gray shit is happening to mark ruffalo because he's an angel afaict.

i understand that this is in part a gender politics situation but i think that it might also be supernatural in nature

Yeah, I was going to correct myself and say that. Women probably just police themselves more. Max I'm not really seeing the distinction between fat and bloat in your examples. Dudes just got thick imo.

shia lebeoufin around

lol

oh look a thirty year old and a fifty year old

xps

you are supposed to be all sad lookin at old marlon brando because you are like "dang dude what happened"

bloat is a vibe

you can just see the bloat aura emanating off these folkz

mark ruggalo but srsly 300 answers? Guy's cute and likeable but i mean has anyone said 'schlubby' yet?

i would contribute to a thread about the evolution (devolution?) of leonardo dicaprio's face tbh

there is no such thing as schlubby i decree it

see who is "deems"--am i supposed to take this person seriously

HS - gchat for a sec pls.

darraghmac

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x-post darraghmac, so no

;)

shia labloat

http://www.realbollywood.com/up_images/Leonardo-DiCaprio13030o.jpg

He's good looking but I could never really get into him. He's always looked too babyish.

he's really grown into his face

I like the looks of all these porked up pretty boys

there's an omar little thread on ILX about male actors who went south way fast

nick nolte

i dunno how 'seriously' one's posts are to be taken itt i mean the ladies are skimming every post w/out pics anyway

you know who never bloated: warren beatty

yeah dicaprio looks fine in that pic tbh

not that hes still a looker or anything, but he avoided the bloat, somehow

Yeah, Nolte was a babe in his younger years.

straight dudes are kind of hard on straight dudes' looks itt

it goes without saying that newman and redford avoided the bloat but p sure those dudes are aliens neway

paul newman missed the bloat

really the more i think abt the more i think im right also that is probably a curse of some kind, so max is right too. i think if you want to be a 'serious, oscar-winning actor' than you have to wear yr inflated monstrous ego in yr face as some kind of supernatural devils bargin i mean look at keanu reeves dude is looking fine as hell still

tbh I like that DiCaprio is not a gently airbrushed slender anime anymore bcz I don't have to have flashbacks to every other girl's locker in ninth grade when I see a photo of him today

psh--the bloat cares not for sexuality

http://c580019.r19.cf2.rackcdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/27492pcn_boygeorge07-682x1024.jpg

yeah how did keanu avoid the bloat?? i feel like ppl who do not bloat are probably the chillest to hang out with

and if you find a pic of ole keanu looking bloated and sweaty just dont post k thanx not cuz it ruins my theory (paul newman and clint eastwood already do that well enough) i just need some small things my life rn yknow

can def distinguish btwn 'bloat' and 'got fat' btw max otm there

i guess this thread has helped me realize i find dicaprio attractive in general

speaking of beatty, horseshoe did you see this

http://byliner.com/sara-davidson/stories/excerpt-joan

Warren Beatty was working the room, telling people he wanted to do some "gynecological detective work. I'm a combination gynecologist and detective." He took me aside and said he had a crush on Joan. "I want to see her fly."

I told him I'd arrived early and given Joan a massage. He looked puzzled. "A verbal massage? Is that what you mean?"

"A back massage."

His eyes quickened at the suggestion of touching her tiny, delicate back. He walked to where she was seated, pulled up a rattan Huey Newton chair facing her, opened his knees and pressed her knees between his. "This is it for me," he said. "This is all I want, right here. I'm happy."

Sitting down next to Joan, I asked, "For how long?"

Warren looked at his watch. "I don't have to be on the set until ten Monday morning." He looked straight in Joan's eyes and, with a smile that could melt an ice queen, pressed his knees tighter around hers.

She fidgeted. "This is not . . . "

She moved her hand in circles in the air. John was not around to complete her sentence so she said, with a shy smile, ". . . feasible."

keanu has/can look bloaty iirc

King of bloat- j spader

i just want to reiterate that mark ruffalo is clearly a decent and kind man and is not bloating due to evil. also i dispute the bloating is even happening.

d'you think tom cruise is bloated

horseshoe is a bloat truther

omg max no i hadn't!

Maybe there's a diff between bloat and fat BUT Baldwin and Denofrio aren't great examples of that. They just got big and it's OK! I mean, I sorta like chubby dudes tho so I don't really care.

King of bloat- j spader

oh my god YES

haha HS is that story great or what

how 'bout nick cage

i mean of COURSE jd is the only person who would turn down warren beatty in his prime

can you imagine the nerve...touching joan didion!!!

who did he think he was

Spader does bloat that's true. That's also prob coke.

cruise don't bloat tbf to dude

another dude who did not bloat: jeff goldblum

dude who did: chris noth

cage bloats by times

Pasty skin is a big part of it i think

actually cocaine probably does a lot of work toward the bloat theory in general tbh

more proximate cause than darkness in the soul

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damon is hovering on the precipice of bloat

Yeah Noth did.

wahlberg has not bloated, probably because he is always fuckin working out

damon is hovering on the precipice of bloat

― max max max max, Tuesday, December 6, 2011 8:42 PM (21 seconds ago) Bookmark Permalink

feel like he just fucked his metabolism with the anorexia

I was wondering about john travolta but he was pretty 'musuclar' in his young days too

friends- joey fat, chandler bloat, ross can swing to bloat but does ok mainly

http://www.contactmusic.com/pics/mb/king_arrivals_260309/chris_noth_5268784.jpg

omg john travolta is like king bloat

MW will not bloat because he's inhumanely perfect in every way.

there needs to be a new word for what happened to travolta's face

brad pitt, george clooney: no bloat

Nope. Travolta just got fat. Wasn't dancing enough.

his whole head swelled

George Clooney is still getting better looking. It's ridiculous. I don't even get how it's possible.

nicholson obviously bloated

was just gonna post that george clooney hasn't aged at all besides grey hair

travolta can get fat, but that chin is a spectacular anti-bloat canopy

Affleck bloats despite chin however

brad pitt, george clooney and mark wahlberg clearly take care of their bodies on a female actor-level

the head swell is classic bloat symptom. he got fat, too, but the fat is on top of the bloat

erica otm. so jellies

feel like george clooney recently turned a corner and finally looks his age. he is still gorgeous though.

http://www.dotting.me/en/images/photos/84/brkum6gu.jpg

I feel that mark wahlberg isn't on the same 'leading man' type level as others itt tho

harrison ford never bloated but he turned into a pretty awesome grandpa

lol @ Linda Ronstadt headline.

haha harrison ford got an earring, nuff said

the earring warded off bloat

Clooney does look his age now, it's true. Still, he's prob one of the most handsome men ever and somehow aging works for him in a way it doesn't for others. He's ridic.

yeah how did keanu avoid the bloat??

he's not straight

jeff bridges is a good example of an actor who just put on weight w/out really bloating

he is a national treasure

xxp

speaking of, my thinking Clooney is frumpy and sentimental proves I'm not straight.

ford is in incredible shape tho, you can't bloat if you have a sixpack

http://sayulitatequilajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/mugshot-robert-downey-jr.jpg

what happened here

He got arrested.

ted danson has like gotten skinner

jeff bridges is also angelic

horseshoe would you accept that instead of saying mark ruffalo bloated he instead 'plumped'

http://i.imgur.com/NtL1l.jpg

Yeah, I have the hots for bridges. Fat bridges skinny bridges. Doesn't matter.

OMG THAT PICTURE IS THE CUTEST THING!

ted danson seems manic

sorry i took such a long break from posting itt i got lost looking at pix of marcello mastroianni on gis in order to see if this was strictly a hollywood phenomenon

anti bloat vote- neeson

i am obsessed with that picture

haha those fukkin prayer beads. gonna kidnap bridges and make him be my kids grandpa

right???

delon didnt bloat either

pictures of people who have figured out how to live

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It's fantastic.

when I watched days of heaven I thought 'richard gere was p good looking as a young man'

still lookin like a gangsta

http://www.swotti.com/tmp/swotti/cacheYWXHAW4GZGVSB24=UGVVCGXLLVBLB3BSZQ==/imgAlain%20Delon1.jpg

gere didnt bloat

I don't think I have the hots for him anymore though. Little too granpa at this point. Still <3 him though.

And fucktastic in Looking For Mr. Goodbar.

Dayo you're just now realizing this? Gere was gorgeous.

does bloat give you a lil more leeway wrt aging? like you look a few years younger because your skin is all firm & glacial like balloon skin, rather than wrinkled w/lineaments in keeping with having skin that traces the shap of your face

the sheens (inc e estevez) seem like an interesting test case for this kinda thing, like scientists might be able to really make some progress the way they do with studies on separated twins, etc

gere is evil if anyone is. this puts your metaphysical bloat theory to rest.

guys that prob should have bloated more- duvall, hackman

erica I only ever knew gere from his grey headed days

Fat does, schlump. Not sure about bloat.

john cusack bloats p badly right

voight bloated

i feel like cusack is on his way to bloat but is probably like obsessively vain irl

i think the bloat puts you on another aging timeline--like leonardo dicaprio doesnt really look like hes any age now--he could be like 30 he could be like 50--he could be like a million years old an elder god scuttling in the dusk

feel like this thread needs some images of shirtless actors on yachts taken w/telephoto lenses, catch the bloated in their natural habitat (water)

alltime bloater to rival brando is obv welles, but can anyone else golfcaddy up there with those two

didn't welles get fat

I'm still stuck on the peekaboo pic. It's just so darn sweet.

Yeah, Welles got fat.

passing off welles' weight gain as bloat would be like that thing about keith richards referring to his 'laugh lines'

haha

welles obv got fat but i mean so did brando, but bloated too- i feel you can do both

yeah darragh is the only person here who really "gets" bloat imo

welles bloated like a motherfucker, got fat as hell too

which is something you made up entirely

got it

feel like welles was always supposed to be fat tbh

you know maybe jon voight didnt actually bloat--looks like he just has an enormo head and always has

"~curious orange~" you dont have to participate in this scientific discussion

Hanks: bloat

totally

Welles in his old age:

http://tfwiki.net/w2/images2/thumb/a/a7/ThisEvilReborn-Unicron.jpg/300px-ThisEvilReborn-Unicron.jpg

george lucas is a v special case obv

He couldn't orbit around Hollywood so Hollywood orbited around him.

hanks otm

feel like welles was always supposed to be fat tbh

yes
like maybe it's just the destiny of the baby-faced, to bring that kind of gelatinous softness to their adult form

springsteen kinda bloated too but its hard to say what w/ his insane meathead 80s period, he mighta just got super muscular

i hope you're not suggesting bruce springsteen has ever done anything wrong in his entire blessed life

bill murray, now he's kinda curious. Maybe a good example of a prize bloater who lost it.

Akroyd bloat + fat, but bloat first iirc

i mean i agree horseshoe but on the other hand... the soul patch

also he did not bloat! he was crazy skinny in the 70s! he looks like a normal dad now.

btw i am listening to springsteen rn

ugh okay the soul patch and his line on we are the world are bad

but he gets a LIFETIME PASS

I feel like Adam Sandler is on the way to bloat. Ben Stiller won't.

i didnt say he definitely bloated!! was just saying, SOMETHING happened

yeah ben stiller is in kinda crazy shape isnt he

akroyd p similar to ruffalo ito bloat prospects imo so take a good hard look there ladies & gents

if springsteen bloated to one million times his current size i would still marry him

ben stiller seems like a workout anorexic to me

springsteen's current look is really strange. like it just alludes to more full-on aesthetic decisions, w/jewelry, tanning, muscularity, etc, while still seeming grounded

stiller works out like a maniac

Luke wilson bloats up a treat

rufflo is pretty obviously of the brando/donofrio school of sexy method doods so yes id expect a bloat, again, im really sorry to say it, but we all have to be brave

haha luke wilson is a total bloater

mark ruffalo is just not skinny, if he gets fatter that's fine, wish female actors could do so, too.

x-post at least he's not uggo like his brother

luke wilson has chinbloat like miners have canaries

horseshoe you are really hung up on this fatness thing--the bloat is holistic, it includes the mind, the body, the head, which expands, the general aura

i am not buying what you're selling max-a-million

i think ruffalo being a famous good looking dude who is "in good shape" while still have a body fat pct above 1 is why people call him "schlubby"

ppl have a hard time imagining a famous hot guy who is not like crazy ripped

basically if you come itt to say anything but mark ruffalo is a god i am smdh @ you

xp if by people you mean straight dudes afaict

yeah your def of bloat is bullshit

sorry max

lady bloaters,or is that a touchier subject?

Hmmm minelli first name springing to mind

lady bloating is hard b/c theres so much more pressure on women to not bloat

liza bloat = age and alcohol

but yeah, let's not go there

i think a key component of the bloat is the head-area, when you bloat it almost doubles in size, not just fat but the entire skull and brain probably

but even at a fairly young age she'd kinda started

Xp yeah maybe ladybloat should be left alone for now tbh

Not to start anything but black dudes tend to avoid bloat y/n except for tracey morgan obv

bloating is kinda like cranial fluid retention mebbe

larry fishburne? i guess he just put on weight, also had an enormous head, so just an illusion of bloat, like voight

haha bunch of amateur scientists itt

Also
http://194.88.148.108/11/f4/10/7f/vedete_6_Chris_Tucker.jpg

buncha bs artists

billy crystal must work really hard to avoid bad bloat i'd say

crystal looks like hes had crazy work done

probably gets the fluid drained from his head every few weeks

fishburne got a serious belly tbf, gonna call that as fat-led bloat

did u know that fishburne and frank gehry are close friends

larry fishburne rules; where has he been anyway?

will ferrell is tall and broad enough to avoid bloat with the minimum of effort but is still quite bloaty

that is just will ferrell's face!

also they are in a motorcycle gang with lauren hutton and jeremy irons

some dudes' faces are bigger than others
some dudes' faces' mothers are bigger than other faces' mothers

but where else would it be tho?

larry fishburne rules; where has he been anyway?

He's been busy! Had a pretty big role in Contagion and starred as Thurgood Marshall in some TV movie.

fishburne was on CSI for a while and then peaced. also he was in contagion. guy is such a great actor, i wish he was on CSI or some similarly watchable police show so i could just get an hour long fill of him every week, like when goldblum and donofrio were on L&O

Oh wait, I misread. "Larry" Fishburne has been dead since 1992.

starred as Thurgood Marshall in some TV movie.

waht

my bad. i always ask that question and it turns out the answer is i haven't seen a movie since 2003.

i mean bloat is a facial phenomenon, if yr feet bloat it's just gout

I'm gonna have a tough time explaining to my future wife all these mark ruffalo GISes