[ADMIN] Future hosting of ILX (Part 8080)

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Sorry for the info vacuum of the past few days; i have been trying to get things together to work out some clear options. Here's where we are so far:

- The hosts recommend that "basically you should junk your server; it's old and inefficient and the disks are shot". They're offering us a virtual server for the same price which has less CPU but the same amount of memory and disk. It's not a bad deal -- and ILX is unbelievably light on CPU anyway -- but I also think we should get other quotes, so...

- Have asked a number of colo and virtual server places to quote us for enough power to run ILX. The big issue is memory -- the DB is heading towards 4gb now, most of which the code tries to keep in memory. But virtual hosts are usually quite sparing with the memory. Given that ...

- The memory requirement we're at now is already pretty expensive, and the ILX DB has doubled in size since we switched to Keith-code. If it keeps on growing like that we could eventually hit some relatively expensive memory requirements. Changing this setup would be a big chunk of work, and it might not be necessary, but would also dictate a bit what kind of hosting we're looking for. Surprisingly, among the more reasonable big-memory online hosts are Amazon, so:

- Also looking at running on Amazon's server, using their EC2 service. That's what this sandbox is running on right now (on a smaller, free, server -- the full-size one would cost a fair bit more.) There's some real advantages here, as they've also got great tools and monitoring and can do real-time backups and I can spin up a backup "server" in seconds and it's generally great. But:

- it'll take some code changes to run properly here, as there are some things we do which are incompatible with the Amazon setup, and it could also be expensive. That said:

- Virtually all the options are going to cost some cash. When I get the quotes back (day or two) we should know how much those options will cost, but won't really know how much the Amazon setup will be until we try it out for real. At an guess, I think an upper limit for basic running on any of these options would be $100 a month, which is what we pay now for hosting.

So: Right now I think Amazon's my preferred option, although our hosts have given us really personal service so don't want to rule their virtual server offer out either. I think either of them is better than buying or renting another server and just shifting all our eggs from one basket to another.

I'd like to keep investigating Amazon for at least this week. A couple of people have offered to help with the work I need to get done, which is v. appreciated and I've sent them details of what's still required to get proper ILX running on this setup.

If we can get that done, hopefully in a week or two at most, we'll know pretty quickly what the costs are likely to be. Then, depending which option we go with, it may be cap-in-hand time again. Will keep you posted on what's going on.

stet, Monday, 5 December 2011 21:14 (twelve years ago) link

<3

mookieproof, Monday, 5 December 2011 21:17 (twelve years ago) link

thx stet!

surely we can raise whatever money we need fairly quickly

Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 5 December 2011 21:18 (twelve years ago) link

thanks for the update!

sleeve sandbox, Monday, 5 December 2011 21:18 (twelve years ago) link

is sb extra

Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Monday, 5 December 2011 21:19 (twelve years ago) link

Brilliant. I'm away during the cap-in-hand period but am more than willing to stump up before or after.

(^_^) (^_^) (^_^), Monday, 5 December 2011 21:21 (twelve years ago) link

open ended fundraising pls

Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Monday, 5 December 2011 21:22 (twelve years ago) link

I will definitely donate to the cause when necessary. I has a jobz now!

Johnny Fever, Monday, 5 December 2011 21:22 (twelve years ago) link

Is the DB plate inevitably going to get too big to keep spinning on a stick?

William (C), Monday, 5 December 2011 21:25 (twelve years ago) link

Apols for asking that in a dumb way

William (C), Monday, 5 December 2011 21:25 (twelve years ago) link

great work, thx much stet!

slandblox goole, Monday, 5 December 2011 21:27 (twelve years ago) link

presumably this kinda space will be cheaper in the future?

iatee, Monday, 5 December 2011 21:27 (twelve years ago) link

WmC, I think that was the perfect way to ask.

Making like Melusine (Pyth), Monday, 5 December 2011 21:27 (twelve years ago) link

whatever price he asks, we shall pay

dayo, Monday, 5 December 2011 21:30 (twelve years ago) link

apprec your work, stet.

Dr Morbius, Monday, 5 December 2011 21:35 (twelve years ago) link

Wmc: We're being outrun by falling prices for now, but there are other complications -- the bigger it gets the more unwieldy it gets too. Running backups was more of a pain than it needed to be on the old server, for instance.

(In database terms, it's not that huge -- there are databases of hundreds of GBs and more happily chuntering along. Those tend to have more dedicated stewards and need care and watering, tho.)

stet, Monday, 5 December 2011 21:38 (twelve years ago) link

Thanks, stet. Sorry for being crochety on the other thread. Really been missing/needing ILM of late.

Naive Teen Idol, Monday, 5 December 2011 21:41 (twelve years ago) link

WmC, I think that was the perfect way to ask.

― Making like Melusine (Pyth), Monday, December 5, 2011 3:27 PM (9 minutes ago)

heh, thanks. I keep thinking "would it be possible to reduce the load on the DB by making the first several years of it read-only and sending it off to live quietly with relatives or something?" but really, there's too much value in revisiting and reviving old threads. And having it accessible to read doesn't reduce the load anywhere, I guess. It's like having to lug around a copy of The Riverside Shakespeare all the time instead of just the one play you're reading at the time.

William (C), Monday, 5 December 2011 21:42 (twelve years ago) link

Amazon seems like a pretty sound option IMO

Ed, Monday, 5 December 2011 21:43 (twelve years ago) link

I'm not gonna read all that cause it's long and I'm trying to leave work but I'm happy to donate and thank you stet for your hard work. Also, the sandbox is pretty good for the time being imo.

ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Monday, 5 December 2011 21:44 (twelve years ago) link

Thanks stet for handling this, much appreciated.

xp Amazon option seconded.

yes this is the real (snoball), Monday, 5 December 2011 21:49 (twelve years ago) link

+1 Amazon. I can't help in any meaningful way other than by injecting funds. William (C), you should buy a Kindle.

(^_^) (^_^) (^_^), Monday, 5 December 2011 21:51 (twelve years ago) link

"would it be possible to reduce the load on the DB by making the first several years of it read-only and sending it off to live quietly with relatives or something?" but really, there's too much value in revisiting and reviving old threads.

I have been thinking similar things myself. The quick and easy thing to do is make everything that hasn't been updated in say a year just a read-only HTML thread. That'd be super-easy to serve, and we could do it from a tiny server like this one.

But it's also a bit crap -- wouldn't be properly integrated with search, and you couldn't just bump an old thread. I'm trying to see if there isn't something cleverer we could do that would fix those problems -- perhaps the threads live in cold storage as static HTML and then if someone tries to bump one we "defrost" it and insert all its posts into the DB again? Can foresee problems doing that, too.

Either way, by far the simplest option for the immediate future given funding (eg at least another 2/3 years the way things have been going) is just to get a bit more memory.

stet, Monday, 5 December 2011 21:51 (twelve years ago) link

I can live with the sandbox for a while. As an example of Amazon EC2 performance it's pretty impressive.

yes this is the real (snoball), Monday, 5 December 2011 21:53 (twelve years ago) link

^^ yeah, definitely

would our existing host folks be willing to allow us to spin up another sandbox using their virtual solution so we can compare performance?

OH NOES, Monday, 5 December 2011 21:54 (twelve years ago) link

ah, got it -- those were the same questions and reservations I had from a layman's perspective -- just wasn't sure if I was asking the right questions or the programming equivalent of "can we turn this block of solid granite inside out?"

xp to stet

William (C), Monday, 5 December 2011 21:56 (twelve years ago) link

is sb extra

― Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Monday, 5 December 2011 21:19 (34 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink

this, this should be like carbon tax, we should get a credit & have to buy more

good work stet!, let us know when you need $$$. when your head explodes from the continuous effort dedicated to server maintenance &c we will chip in for replacement parts for that, also

Never translate German (schlump), Monday, 5 December 2011 21:57 (twelve years ago) link

That's probably not a bad idea to ask about. I would guess they'd want to put the existing server out of its misery before they do that though, and I want to keep it zombieing on until I have a live running copy of proper ILX on another server.

(I have a copy running on my Mac, and the DB all checks out, but it's not quite the same)

xp thanks everybody btw <3 u all

stet, Monday, 5 December 2011 21:59 (twelve years ago) link

I am in favor of a sb tax - we would never need a funding drive

dayo, Monday, 5 December 2011 22:02 (twelve years ago) link

frogbs would keep ilx running for 100 years

dayo, Monday, 5 December 2011 22:02 (twelve years ago) link

stet, there is one way I might be able to help depending on (a) how you go about doing what you intend to go about doing and (b) how busy I am when you get to that point. Bung me an email if you so desire.

(^_^) (^_^) (^_^), Monday, 5 December 2011 22:08 (twelve years ago) link

Yes, adding to the thank-yous to stet for service above and beyond!

William (C), Monday, 5 December 2011 22:13 (twelve years ago) link

I want to volunteer to help but this is about to become silly crazy busy season for me and I don't want to be the flake who backs out

OH NOES, Monday, 5 December 2011 22:14 (twelve years ago) link

can't believe you're already flaking dan. sorry everyone - it seems like the orphans won't get into their new home in time for christmas after all.

Never translate German (schlump), Monday, 5 December 2011 22:16 (twelve years ago) link

so unthoughtful, jeez

dayo, Monday, 5 December 2011 22:17 (twelve years ago) link

awesome, adding my thanks here, and hopefully some $ at some point.

nuhnuhnuh, Monday, 5 December 2011 22:17 (twelve years ago) link

hey stet, thanks for all yr work!

your voice of treason, Monday, 5 December 2011 22:23 (twelve years ago) link

fwiw i support using amazon too, best to use the futuristic hosting styles since we r a cutting edge community after all

Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, 5 December 2011 22:31 (twelve years ago) link

can't believe dan is being such a huge jerk about this

river wolf, Monday, 5 December 2011 22:38 (twelve years ago) link

hey stet, thanks for all yr work!

― your voice of treason, Monday, December 5, 2011 5:23 PM (15 minutes ago)

echoing frogbs here, thanks stet

k3vin k., Monday, 5 December 2011 22:39 (twelve years ago) link

dan needs to take some time off and think abt his priorities

Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, 5 December 2011 22:40 (twelve years ago) link

xpost

http://i.imgur.com/xsUWy.gif

your voice of treason, Monday, 5 December 2011 22:41 (twelve years ago) link

\(^o^)/

Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, 5 December 2011 22:42 (twelve years ago) link

\(^o^)/

your voice of treason, Monday, 5 December 2011 22:42 (twelve years ago) link

Thank you, stet! I have no skills to contribute but would love the opportunity to throw money at the problem.

thejenny, Monday, 5 December 2011 22:43 (twelve years ago) link

btw in case I sounded too much like a huge wanker I was offering to develop the sort of supporting documents that would be megaboring for an ilx thread.

(^_^) (^_^) (^_^), Monday, 5 December 2011 22:44 (twelve years ago) link

ditch the db, keep the sb

cccccc, Monday, 5 December 2011 22:44 (twelve years ago) link

GOOGLE ADS HAVE WE TREID GOGGLE ADS

regional pug (dealwithit.gif), Monday, 5 December 2011 23:31 (twelve years ago) link

Amazon affiliate setup where every word on ILX is a link to a product.

milo z, Monday, 5 December 2011 23:34 (twelve years ago) link

loll yes

Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, 5 December 2011 23:40 (twelve years ago) link

i know this comes up a lot but ads for unregistered posters and posters i dont like would get help us pay for a more expensive server if we needed it

judith, Monday, 5 December 2011 23:42 (twelve years ago) link

sb
xp

Never translate German (schlump), Monday, 5 December 2011 23:42 (twelve years ago) link

Given that the annual fund drive is always oversubscribed, do we really need to look into novel solutions?

sean doily, Monday, 5 December 2011 23:44 (twelve years ago) link

Stet, you are awesome.

ailsa, Monday, 5 December 2011 23:50 (twelve years ago) link

catching up now but thx stet you are a prince

cad, Monday, 5 December 2011 23:52 (twelve years ago) link

Charge people $5 every time they change their display name.

Jeff, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 00:29 (twelve years ago) link

Readmission fee after a ban

Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 00:50 (twelve years ago) link

£51 fine for self-excelsioring

Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 00:52 (twelve years ago) link

50¢ per otm charge

Cooper Chucklebutt, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 00:53 (twelve years ago) link

graduated lol tax

Cooper Chucklebutt, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 00:53 (twelve years ago) link

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6a/Antichrist1.jpg

sean doily, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 00:53 (twelve years ago) link

Tithes to be paid by all posters to The Church

Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 00:56 (twelve years ago) link

that medieval church puggle ain't looking too happy

kingfish sandbox bonaparte, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 01:07 (twelve years ago) link

he can't afford to go on ye olde ILM

sean doily, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 01:25 (twelve years ago) link

lol tax revolts of 2012

Never translate German (schlump), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 02:31 (twelve years ago) link

Am I the only person who thinks "sb" should be left behind?

Bela Lugosi's Derrida (MarkG oo la showaddywaddy), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 09:24 (twelve years ago) link

^no

thanks 1,000,000 stet for all yr hard work

the deli llama, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 11:07 (twelve years ago) link

I'd like to poll that question, I'll admit. But I have 'mixed feeligns'.

In theory, if someone's just posting offensive crap or spam, 50 good and faithful ILXors should be able to point them out and the perp gets xored out.

At the moment, it's more a 'custard pie for not liking Animal Collective in the right way'.

Maybe a 'ban' should last all of an hour, in the spirit of "we love you but maybe you should go and chill out for a bit"

And so on. Don't mind me.

Bela Lugosi's Derrida (MarkG oo la showaddywaddy), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 11:16 (twelve years ago) link

If someone's just posting offensive crap or spam, they'll get banned by the mods before even reaching 51.

Illia Rump (emil.y), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 11:17 (twelve years ago) link

I know, and there's the 'borderline' stuff, and there's the 'offensive to relatively few people', etc.

Bela Lugosi's Derrida (MarkG oo la showaddywaddy), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 11:19 (twelve years ago) link

Do most SBs happen clumped together after someone has said something very not cool, or are they usually spread out because most people are low-level horrible rather than balls-out nasty? Because these two scenarios maybe require something different? Maybe?

NotEnough, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 11:20 (twelve years ago) link

it seems 'low-level'.

I've never sb'd anyone, but then again nobody's really been b-o-n to me.

I can think of a couple of scenarios where I could have been sb'd to heck (OK, one scenario), but because it didn't exist I was able to explain my side, and people were able to either agree/forgive/cope/whatever.

Is that so wrong?

Bela Lugosi's Derrida (MarkG oo la showaddywaddy), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 11:26 (twelve years ago) link

I've never sb'd anyone

Same here. I hate the whole idea of it.

Tony Hart land (Deep in the Tony Hart land), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 11:31 (twelve years ago) link

I think I've only ever done it to people threatening other people with an SB in a kind of twisted Karma way.

Chewshabadoo, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 11:43 (twelve years ago) link

God i wish we had SB on sandbox

Maybe Bartering Will Help (Julie Lagger), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 11:45 (twelve years ago) link

but maybe we shd debate it AGAIN given the huge number of inoffensive posters 51'd every week for being inoffensive

Maybe Bartering Will Help (Julie Lagger), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 11:46 (twelve years ago) link

OK, parc the sarc, let's talk about it.

I'm guessing you've had your fair share of being sb'd to 51, right?

How many of those would you say you 'deserved', or 'helped' you?

Bela Lugosi's Derrida (MarkG oo la showaddywaddy), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 11:49 (twelve years ago) link

hehehe i'm not who you think i am ;-)

thing is Mark, we have this debate every fortnight or so, a bunch of people don't like SB and will never participate in it, good for them. the system doesn't exist independently of moderation, it functions as a guide to mods. its biggest flaw is that on the odd occasion when a user has a bit of a meltdown an unseemly pile-on can take them to 51 quite quickly - as i understand it, mods will now try to step in and prevent this happening. the only other way to be 51'd is to piss off 51 separate posters enough to click the button within a limited time frame - under this system it's proven all but impossible to get 51'd, and peeps who have been have almost always been at least aware that part of their online persona is "controversial" to other posters. some people's ILX experience is spoiled by meanness and swears, some people's ILX experience is spoiled by dickwittery and not-quite-spamming. SB is a reasonable leveller of these differences of opinion.

I think that's a fair summary of the current thinking on SB. I love a clusterfuck as much as the next misanthrope, so by all means everybody who hates SB can keep telling us all about it. Don't think that's gonna make it go away, at the mo.

Maybe Bartering Will Help (Julie Lagger), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 11:57 (twelve years ago) link

God i wish we had SB on sandbox

Tony Hart land (Deep in the Tony Hart land), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 11:59 (twelve years ago) link

oh, and it's got nothing to do with hosting ILX so personally i'd prefer it had its own thread so we can address relevant issues relevantly.

Maybe Bartering Will Help (Julie Lagger), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 11:59 (twelve years ago) link

i agree w/ you MarkG sb is tryrannical and cruel & should be outlawed

k3vin k., Tuesday, 6 December 2011 11:59 (twelve years ago) link

for one thing idk how we are all surviving without it on this here sandbox, julie you must be having an extremely hard time my apologies where o where is the sb button miss u boo

k3vin k., Tuesday, 6 December 2011 12:01 (twelve years ago) link

yeah, y'see i find it useful for when you've made a reasoned argument and then people just carry on as if you hadn't

Maybe Bartering Will Help (Julie Lagger), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 12:02 (twelve years ago) link

lol @ ppl thinking you're actually LJ also lol @ this discussion AGAIN

ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 12:03 (twelve years ago) link

we can never rest until the brutal shadow of the SB button has been lifted and people feel free to post their innermost thoughts again

Maybe Bartering Will Help (Julie Lagger), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 12:05 (twelve years ago) link

Well, it's neither one thing nor the other.

Anyway, thanks for the reasoned defence of it. I still would like it gone, but then that's my opinion.
I dunno if it needs a full debate, just .

Bela Lugosi's Derrida (MarkG oo la showaddywaddy), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 12:06 (twelve years ago) link

or we can go on as we seem to be managing to do right now in perfect harmony xp

k3vin k., Tuesday, 6 December 2011 12:06 (twelve years ago) link

You guys just think there's no SB on the sandbox. I found the secret button and am SBing you all repeatedly right now.

Illia Rump (emil.y), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 12:12 (twelve years ago) link

That's the wrong button, you've got us all signed up for the Sugababes audition!

Bela Lugosi's Derrida (MarkG oo la showaddywaddy), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 12:13 (twelve years ago) link

http://derailingfordummies.com/

Maybe Bartering Will Help (Julie Lagger), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 12:14 (twelve years ago) link

u r so mean! funny how such a bully would be in favor of a system designed to let ppl gang up on some1 & 'vote him off the island'

k3vin k., Tuesday, 6 December 2011 12:16 (twelve years ago) link

Mmm, interesting! Intense levels of sarcasm, but. (ref: that website)

Bela Lugosi's Derrida (MarkG oo la showaddywaddy), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 12:17 (twelve years ago) link

Anyway, to get back on topic - I'd love to help out but donation drives always seem to come at a bad time for me: either I'm off-board and they finish before I get there or they turn up when I'm skint. It would be good if we could open donations year-round, but I seem to remember there were tax/legal issues with this, right?

Illia Rump (emil.y), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 12:20 (twelve years ago) link

The drives were always open very briefly, and closed when the target was reached. In my time here, i've only managed to contrib to one!

Bela Lugosi's Derrida (MarkG oo la showaddywaddy), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 12:22 (twelve years ago) link

hooray for stet! hooray for more memory! otm'ing everyone who wants to be able to donate whenever.

also I hope that the ability to bump ancient threads doesn't get phased out in the interest of db performance, since that is like the most charming thing about ilx

silby, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 16:02 (twelve years ago) link

^^^

Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 16:20 (twelve years ago) link

yeah clearly u have to be able to bump, thats a given

Cooper Chucklebutt, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 16:31 (twelve years ago) link

In theory, if someone's just posting offensive crap or spam, 50 good and faithful ILXors should be able to point them out and the perp gets xored out.

otoh we had about 14 active users and no mods the morning Newgod arrived. sb failed us that morning. and all this "oh i've never banned anyone, i'm so special" bullshit is so fucking lame. spammers like newgod are in theory what it is there for and if i was the only fucking one pressing the button for 2 hours then ilx deserved to break.

anyway, post passive aggression, thx stet! i will try to contribute, even if it is a time of the year i have absolutely no £££

big popppa hoy, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 16:34 (twelve years ago) link

um, I wasn't saying I was "so special", I did caveat "nobody's upset me personally here"

Bela Lugosi's Derrida (MarkG oo la showaddywaddy), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 16:36 (twelve years ago) link

only fucking one pressing the button for 2 hours then ilx deserved to break

While I personally take a lot of satisfaction in repeatedly hitting SB on certain people just for the hell of it, you do know that it only counts once when you do it even if you sit there and hit it 200 times, right S?

ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 16:37 (twelve years ago) link

sb isn't really for spammers now, is it?

los krampusinos! (pomplamau5), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 16:39 (twelve years ago) link

I think that's the case or it was at one time at least.

ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 16:39 (twelve years ago) link

lol i meant i was the only person to do it in 2 hrs. (which i know isnt true.)

big popppa hoy, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 17:12 (twelve years ago) link

Stet, you are a gentleman and a scholar and I salute you, sir.

quincie, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 17:15 (twelve years ago) link

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

synthpop of the Gnostics (henrietta lacks), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 17:19 (twelve years ago) link

sb isn't really for spammers now, is it?

― los krampusinos! (pomplamau5), Tuesday, December 6, 2011 11:39 AM (1 hour ago)

yeah exactly

k3vin k., Tuesday, 6 December 2011 17:41 (twelve years ago) link

no it is for scaring off lj from the internets

big popppa hoy, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 18:53 (twelve years ago) link

otoh we had about 14 active users and no mods the morning Newgod arrived. sb failed us that morning. and all this "oh i've never banned anyone, i'm so special" bullshit is so fucking lame. spammers like newgod are in theory what it is there for and if i was the only fucking one pressing the button for 2 hours then ilx deserved to break.

anyway, post passive aggression, thx stet! i will try to contribute, even if it is a time of the year i have absolutely no £££

― big popppa hoy, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 16:34 (3 hours ago) Permalink

wmc and i were both around during newgod's tenure. he was being obnoxious, but no more so than half the people who post here regularly.

remy bean in exile, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 19:44 (twelve years ago) link

pretty sure half the people here don't make 100 threads every 5 minutes/?

smh, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 19:45 (twelve years ago) link

i must have left before that part

remy bean in exile, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 19:46 (twelve years ago) link

I was about to say.

ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 19:47 (twelve years ago) link

haha yeah, the whole of SNA was Newgod spew

los krampusinos! (pomplamau5), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 19:48 (twelve years ago) link

I was pretty sure he was going to ramp up to serious spamming and mayhem later in the night, and thought about banning him before I went to bed, but it didn't seem right to preemptively ban someone for something I thought he was likely to do.

William (C), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 19:49 (twelve years ago) link

Posting porn over and over again in every thread on ILE is "being obnoxious, but no more so than half the people who post here regularly"?

polyphonic, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 19:52 (twelve years ago) link

I think it's clear now that R didn't see that part.

ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 19:53 (twelve years ago) link

I wonder if newgod thinks he broke ILX

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 19:53 (twelve years ago) link

yeah, i went to bed before then... he was just being annoying, and blatherskating about his exploits, and hadn't done anything out of the normal realm of irritating.

remy bean in exile, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 19:54 (twelve years ago) link

Stet, you are a gentleman and a scholar and I salute you, sir.

― quincie, dinsdag 6 december 2011 18:15 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Permalink

lebateauivre, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 19:59 (twelve years ago) link

the quandary is it that if modding isn't done heavily/is mostly invisible/is saved for only the truly destructive eejits, something like his pr0n spam can/will happen from time.

if modding is done with a heavier hand, a lot of people end up pissed off and feeling that their right to post is trampled or freedom of speech is squelched, and take the mods to task for running an invisible empire or whatever.

I (and i think jjj and wmc, just to name a few) am far more inclined to intervene only in the rare cases where bad shit has actually happened or is imminantly going to go bonkers than in the suspicious instance where something may, tentatively, occur.

remy bean in exile, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 20:03 (twelve years ago) link

sb isn't for spam or porn posts, mods are there for that, i mean this stuff has been clearly covered about 100 times even if you don't agree with it- mods'll still police the obvious bannable stuff

Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 20:23 (twelve years ago) link

As far as hosting goes, I have no useful technical opinion to offer. I only know that I would like ILX to remain as uncluttered, free from advertising, and responsive as it is now. The database issue appears thorny, in that the data will only continue to grow and it's hard to define a non-arbitrary limit on searches.

My sense is that the ilx community could and would support out-of-pocket expenses up to a cost of approx $3,000/year, with occasional one-off expenses above this amount.

Aimless, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 23:38 (twelve years ago) link

i would prefer it if all threads were left open to be bumped and updated, instead of closing and locking em.

max max max max, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:57 (twelve years ago) link

threads could be deleted if & when the starter got sb'd tax @ source imo

Sad Banter (p much resigned to deems), Wednesday, 7 December 2011 01:59 (twelve years ago) link

Maybe another way to raise money could be the installation of a kind of tax on polls. I don't know what it could be called, though.

StanM, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 02:36 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.badgecollectorscircle.co.uk/assets/badges/30.jpg

Ed, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 03:13 (twelve years ago) link

But a "poll tax" is completely different from a tax on polls!

Aimless, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 03:23 (twelve years ago) link

No, it's exactly the same.

The basis for the poll tax was that every person eligible to vote would pay tax at the equal rate.

Jilted John and Marsha (MarkG oo la showaddywaddy), Tuesday, 13 December 2011 09:53 (twelve years ago) link

No, it's exactly the same.

Thank you! That's precisely what I was trying to say! (glances around guiltily)

Aimless, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 19:35 (twelve years ago) link

it would kill ilf if you had to pay for every 'wayne rooney v. a sheep' type of poll.

big popppa hoy, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 20:10 (twelve years ago) link

couldn't hurt ilm tho

Angles that bitch (Julie Lagger), Tuesday, 13 December 2011 20:11 (twelve years ago) link

it would kill ilf if you had to pay for every 'wayne rooney v. a sheep' type of poll.

― big popppa hoy, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 20:10 (14 minutes ago)

that's not a poll it's a court case

schalke nult fear (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 13 December 2011 20:26 (twelve years ago) link

The word poll is an English word that once meant "head" - and still does, in some specialised contexts - hence the name poll tax for a per-person tax. In the United States, however, the term has come to be used almost exclusively for a fixed tax applied to voting. Since "going to the polls" is a common idiom for voting (deriving from the fact that early voting involved head-counts), a new folk etymology has supplanted common knowledge of the phrase's true origins in America.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tax_per_head

sterl, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 20:45 (twelve years ago) link

Okay, so we're back on in the sandbox...next step?

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 15 December 2011 00:54 (twelve years ago) link

"we can have lots of fun" IIRC

OH NOES, Thursday, 15 December 2011 00:55 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqq3cgvZSTE

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 15 December 2011 00:57 (twelve years ago) link

XD

your voice of treason, Thursday, 15 December 2011 01:11 (twelve years ago) link

so, "a poll" means "Head"?

Interesting....

Jilted John and Marsha (MarkG oo la showaddywaddy), Thursday, 15 December 2011 08:01 (twelve years ago) link

Zaphod won't be happy to hear that.

StanM, Thursday, 15 December 2011 12:12 (twelve years ago) link

reg ILX "back by last night" eh

I'm sure stet is doing all he can, but I'd go conservative on the press releases.

Dr Morbius, Thursday, 15 December 2011 15:06 (twelve years ago) link

reg ILX "back by last night" eh

Stet never said that. He said only that the Sandbox would be back by last night. Which it was.

jaymc, Thursday, 15 December 2011 15:07 (twelve years ago) link

way I read it was that ILX was almost up, and until it came back up the Sandbox would be down

but that the Sandbox would be up by last night, so I thought there was an inference that ILX would be up even sooner

he said "grody" (henrietta lacks), Thursday, 15 December 2011 15:08 (twelve years ago) link

throw the bum out

bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 15 December 2011 15:12 (twelve years ago) link

Just about ready to bring ILX back up.

^This strongly implies hours, but c'est la vie

Dr Morbius, Thursday, 15 December 2011 15:19 (twelve years ago) link

I too understood that regular ILX would be up by last night, and until then, the Sandbox would be down.

No worries, and definitely no complaints, but that is what I read.

Sandbox Jesse, Thursday, 15 December 2011 15:20 (twelve years ago) link

but in the sentence construction the "it" directly refers to the sandbox...?

OH NOES, Thursday, 15 December 2011 15:23 (twelve years ago) link

say what you will about st0rmfr*nt, their updates run on time

bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 15 December 2011 15:23 (twelve years ago) link

You're right. Now that I re-read the post, it's clear. Wishful thinking, I guess.

xp

Sandbox Jesse, Thursday, 15 December 2011 15:27 (twelve years ago) link

Or I was just being Dr. M's yes man, as usual.

Sandbox Jesse, Thursday, 15 December 2011 15:27 (twelve years ago) link

I'm sure stet is doing all he can, but I'd go conservative on the press releases.

― Dr Morbius, Thursday, December 15, 2011 10:06 AM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark

uhm this reads as being pretty ungrateful

nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Thursday, 15 December 2011 15:28 (twelve years ago) link

well I retract it then! stet probably doesn't realize he's dealing with a slew of co-dependent loonies across the globe.

(OK, on second thought, I retract that too)

Dr Morbius, Thursday, 15 December 2011 15:36 (twelve years ago) link

lol was gonna say

bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 15 December 2011 15:38 (twelve years ago) link

hah no worries. I mean I think it's just important to realize that

1) stet has a full-time job
2) stet is sacrificing his valuable free time to both put the sandbox up and to get ILX back up
3) status updates are just cherries on top

I mean, I jones just as much as the next ilxor when one or both are down but at the same time I'm not in the trenches rewriting the code! so it's all good

nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Thursday, 15 December 2011 15:38 (twelve years ago) link

I kiss you, stet.

Dr Morbius, Thursday, 15 December 2011 15:39 (twelve years ago) link

well I retract it then! stet probably doesn't realize he's dealing with a slew of co-dependent loonies across the globe.

(OK, on second thought, I retract that too)

― Dr Morbius, Thursday, December 15, 2011 10:36 AM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink

lol

Cooper Chucklebutt, Thursday, 15 December 2011 15:43 (twelve years ago) link

im enjoying the sandbox just as much as real ilx tbh who gives a fuck

Cooper Chucklebutt, Thursday, 15 December 2011 15:43 (twelve years ago) link

^^^^^

ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Thursday, 15 December 2011 15:44 (twelve years ago) link

besides finding the favicon somewhat unsettling of course

Cooper Chucklebutt, Thursday, 15 December 2011 15:44 (twelve years ago) link

one day youre gonna miss it

nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Thursday, 15 December 2011 15:48 (twelve years ago) link

i dunno, sb, y'know?

bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 15 December 2011 15:49 (twelve years ago) link

sb the favicon?

sir thermo of thinwall, Thursday, 15 December 2011 15:52 (twelve years ago) link

It's true that my main motive for wanting the Real ILX back is to get the goddamn Oscar nerding off the film detrius thread.

Dr Morbius, Thursday, 15 December 2011 15:54 (twelve years ago) link

wow okay complete misread there

he said "grody" (henrietta lacks), Thursday, 15 December 2011 15:55 (twelve years ago) link

i kiss you all; sorry for raising hopes. I mean "just about ready" in the context of "this has taken many many days, only a few more".

I'm pretty certain it'll be open for business tomorrow or Sat latest. I will probably just post here when it is, so I can bring the users back in slowly, then let the hordes return when it's all stable.

stet, Thursday, 15 December 2011 16:07 (twelve years ago) link

we aren't the horde?!

sir thermo of thinwall, Thursday, 15 December 2011 16:09 (twelve years ago) link

I'm an attention horde.

William (C), Thursday, 15 December 2011 16:10 (twelve years ago) link

It's true that my main motive for wanting the Real ILX back is to get the goddamn Oscar nerding off the film detrius thread.

All you had to do was create an Oscar thread, champ.

Lord Sotosyn, Thursday, 15 December 2011 16:10 (twelve years ago) link

MOI???

that is hardly necessary for "a few day" anyhoo

Dr Morbius, Thursday, 15 December 2011 16:13 (twelve years ago) link

I can only see the favicon as a scene from a Roadrunner cartoon.

Oh - will Sandbox posts be available (searchable) through regular ILX? The main reason I miss regular ILX is b/c this place feels ephemeral. And b/c identities are unclear to me.

Sandbox Jesse, Thursday, 15 December 2011 16:16 (twelve years ago) link

sandbox is sandbox, so near yet so far

Cooper Chucklebutt, Thursday, 15 December 2011 16:18 (twelve years ago) link

i am sad that some of the thread over here will be marooned.

cad, Thursday, 15 December 2011 16:22 (twelve years ago) link

those threads will be like voyager 1, tweeting into the vast emptiness of space w/ only a few stalwarts around to receive their transmissions

nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Thursday, 15 December 2011 16:24 (twelve years ago) link

2 Active Users

stet, Thursday, 15 December 2011 17:01 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/vzce8.jpg

Cooper Chucklebutt, Thursday, 15 December 2011 17:03 (twelve years ago) link

who is that distinguished-looking woman that Johnny Fever is helping?

dell, Thursday, 15 December 2011 17:06 (twelve years ago) link

lol

Cooper Chucklebutt, Thursday, 15 December 2011 17:11 (twelve years ago) link

Jesus recommends you upgrade to a flat panel monitor, and pay more attention to workstation ergonomics.

yes this is the real (snoball), Thursday, 15 December 2011 18:19 (twelve years ago) link

may we not also lol at jesus jacking off in that picture, with you always, in front of your computer at 1am

Never translate German (schlump), Thursday, 15 December 2011 18:28 (twelve years ago) link

also

im enjoying the sandbox just as much as real ilx tbh who gives a fuck

― Cooper Chucklebutt, Thursday, 15 December 2011 15:43 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Permalink

^^^ sandbox is the BEST, i'm gonna be really annoying on ilx talking about how it was way better & how stet should merge it & how we should or shouldn't have sbs but how it was definitely better the way it was or wasn't before

Never translate German (schlump), Thursday, 15 December 2011 18:29 (twelve years ago) link

I prefer to remember the sandbox as the Shangri-La of ILE.

Lord Sotosyn, Thursday, 15 December 2011 18:33 (twelve years ago) link

I hope we don't cause a Bacharach-David breakup.

William (C), Thursday, 15 December 2011 18:36 (twelve years ago) link

i'll be glad to be off sandbox tbh

thanks for all your work, stet \(^o^/)

your voice of treason, Thursday, 15 December 2011 18:36 (twelve years ago) link

I might keep a foot in both. I miss a bunch of old ILX threads though

he said "grody" (henrietta lacks), Thursday, 15 December 2011 18:39 (twelve years ago) link

Will the wish anus find us on real ILX?

Sandbox Jesse, Thursday, 15 December 2011 18:49 (twelve years ago) link

I wanted old ilx up so I could be all jaymc.xls and do some research for my secret santa gift, but I'm just going to wing it.

Nicole, Thursday, 15 December 2011 18:49 (twelve years ago) link

YE gods the weird stuff always happens when I'm stuck on a phone. That downtime tonight was unexpected. I think an ILX background job went off on one, which shouldn't happen. Checking now.

stet, Thursday, 15 December 2011 23:44 (twelve years ago) link

stet

ur fired

/sugar

bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 15 December 2011 23:45 (twelve years ago) link

I missed the downtime! I just logged in and saw that nobody had updated for 4 hours. thought it seemed a little suspicious.

www.myislamicdream.com (step hen faps), Thursday, 15 December 2011 23:45 (twelve years ago) link

the sandbox was out celebrating step's birthday probably

lxy, Thursday, 15 December 2011 23:51 (twelve years ago) link

Thank you for the opportunity. Xp

stet, Thursday, 15 December 2011 23:52 (twelve years ago) link

darragh sounding like an old hollywood agent there

Never translate German (schlump), Friday, 16 December 2011 00:19 (twelve years ago) link

I have turned on some other site, to see how this level of server takes the load. Don't spread the word too far yet.

stet, Friday, 16 December 2011 20:43 (twelve years ago) link

Wow, that went badly.

stet, Friday, 16 December 2011 21:02 (twelve years ago) link

ha

Cooper Chucklebutt, Friday, 16 December 2011 21:04 (twelve years ago) link

;)

Cooper Chucklebutt, Friday, 16 December 2011 21:04 (twelve years ago) link

www.geocities.ilx.com!!

Z S, Friday, 16 December 2011 21:17 (twelve years ago) link

ilx.xxx

dear god what have we done

Z S, Friday, 16 December 2011 21:17 (twelve years ago) link

lol

Cooper Chucklebutt, Saturday, 17 December 2011 00:23 (twelve years ago) link

hey why does this keep crashing?

k3vin k., Saturday, 17 December 2011 05:04 (twelve years ago) link

What do you mean? Last night I was doing a lot of work on it so it was up and down, but not around the time you posted.

stet, Saturday, 17 December 2011 10:04 (twelve years ago) link

hi stet i know you're new around here so i think it's be good to show you round and introduce you to a few of the 'regulars' just so you know what's what

bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Saturday, 17 December 2011 12:36 (twelve years ago) link

any new news? any old news?

Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 21 December 2011 15:12 (twelve years ago) link

me. you.

caek, Wednesday, 21 December 2011 15:14 (twelve years ago) link

Old news: hit some unexpected hiccups with the last switch on. New news: trying again tonight.

stet, Wednesday, 21 December 2011 15:19 (twelve years ago) link

thank you, kind fellow.

Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 21 December 2011 15:21 (twelve years ago) link

would love to get a play by play when youre done, i only understand this stuff v much not really, but still would be interesting

Cooper Chucklebutt, Wednesday, 21 December 2011 15:21 (twelve years ago) link

Um, I know I volunteered to dig into ILX code in the past and didn't really do anything due to no specific direction and a lack of free time, but... I should be home a fair bit over the holidays and my day job is Java development so I might be able to help look at some of the code.

Refresh my memory, but doesn't the code currently only load threads to memory from the DB if they're actually accessed? Getting the memory load back down might be as easy as expiring out the cache more aggressively.

knackered housecat, Wednesday, 21 December 2011 15:32 (twelve years ago) link

aren't you knackered though?

judith, Wednesday, 21 December 2011 16:51 (twelve years ago) link

god i so don't want to relive that. but I need to document this stuff, so I will.

anyway, let's try this again folks http://ilxor.com/ILX/

stet, Thursday, 22 December 2011 21:56 (twelve years ago) link

how long is this for? (thanks stet, you're the best!)

nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Thursday, 22 December 2011 22:01 (twelve years ago) link

i'm going to leave it running. if it's still going tomorrow, I'll redirect the front page back to it and that'll be us in business.

stet, Thursday, 22 December 2011 22:03 (twelve years ago) link

RIP CK Dexter

flexidisc, Thursday, 22 December 2011 22:05 (twelve years ago) link

sandbox is slowing down; think a lot of people are hitting the search quite hard to find old threads

stet, Thursday, 22 December 2011 22:05 (twelve years ago) link

my gods, man. can it handle to ILXes at once?! what portals to the netherworld will this open??

nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Thursday, 22 December 2011 22:07 (twelve years ago) link

answer: no.

actually it just ran out of memory with the volume of searching going on. I have raised the limits and now I'm going to leave it closed but running while it gathers its wits (and the poll bumps etc all happen)

stet, Thursday, 22 December 2011 22:45 (twelve years ago) link

IT LIVES

sleeve sandbox, Thursday, 22 December 2011 22:46 (twelve years ago) link

*jumps for joy*

Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo, Thursday, 22 December 2011 22:51 (twelve years ago) link

thank u Mr Stet

Dr Morbius, Thursday, 22 December 2011 22:52 (twelve years ago) link

well, not in just yet...

Dr Morbius, Thursday, 22 December 2011 22:54 (twelve years ago) link

actually it just ran out of memory with the volume of searching going on.

sorry but i had a mark wahlberg pic that i NEEDED to post
ty for yr efforts. feel like planning to do this pre-holiday should set you up PERFECTLY to spend crucial celebratory time occupied w/this.

Never translate German (schlump), Thursday, 22 December 2011 22:57 (twelve years ago) link

actually it just ran out of memory with the volume of searching going on.

I think I broke it thirty minutes ago looking for a Tears For Fears thread :(

Lord Sotosyn, Thursday, 22 December 2011 23:01 (twelve years ago) link

So it's currently down?

William (C), Thursday, 22 December 2011 23:19 (twelve years ago) link

It's running, but it's closed. So it's half back.

stet, Thursday, 22 December 2011 23:21 (twelve years ago) link

you shoulda been there it was really something

Never translate German (schlump), Thursday, 22 December 2011 23:21 (twelve years ago) link

i saw a kjb post and i tried to start the metal thread poll nominations thread but i dont think it made it

Anyone need a (Jimmy Riddle), Thursday, 22 December 2011 23:29 (twelve years ago) link

OK, it made it through the night. Turning it back on to see what happens now.

stet, Friday, 23 December 2011 08:26 (twelve years ago) link

Right, shifting to Plan B. Will split the sandbox and ILX on to different servers. Have cranked memory to the max on this instance for ILX now.

stet, Friday, 23 December 2011 17:48 (twelve years ago) link

crank dat

j crunchwrap supreme, Friday, 23 December 2011 17:51 (twelve years ago) link

better do somethin i'm not gonna put up with this for much longer tbh

twice banned gabbage is death (p much resigned to deems), Friday, 23 December 2011 18:03 (twelve years ago) link

srsly, is some stupid shit, this. apols.

stet, Friday, 23 December 2011 18:09 (twelve years ago) link

:D

twice banned gabbage is death (p much resigned to deems), Friday, 23 December 2011 18:10 (twelve years ago) link

better do somethin i'm not gonna put up with this for much longer tbh

― twice banned gabbage is death (p much resigned to deems), Friday, 23 December 2011 18:03 (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink

lol
thx stet, like a family member slipping away this is just reminding me how much i love & rely on ILX so thanks for striving to provide it

Never translate German (schlump), Friday, 23 December 2011 18:11 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, am just watching the memory tank steadily when ILX is up. There's something not right here. Going to need to investigate.

stet, Friday, 23 December 2011 18:20 (twelve years ago) link

Have closed ILX for now

stet, Friday, 23 December 2011 18:20 (twelve years ago) link

what setup did you decide to go with

Cooper Chucklebutt, Friday, 23 December 2011 18:21 (twelve years ago) link

not amazon looks like, no

Cooper Chucklebutt, Friday, 23 December 2011 18:22 (twelve years ago) link

did i break it stet?

Anyone need a (Jimmy Riddle), Friday, 23 December 2011 18:23 (twelve years ago) link

My sense is that, when ILX is reopened with the intention of long term stability, that about 3 or 4 days' worth of the pre-crash threads ought to be displayed to anyone who arrives there. This should cut down considerably on the new arrivals bashing the search function.

Aimless, Friday, 23 December 2011 18:24 (twelve years ago) link

would it work if it was open but if jimmy riddle was banned? if you open it real quick the first 51 in can help out

Never translate German (schlump), Friday, 23 December 2011 18:24 (twelve years ago) link

maybe we should just not do ilm could be a solution

Cooper Chucklebutt, Friday, 23 December 2011 18:25 (twelve years ago) link

haha
i didnt search anything. I just started 2 threads

Anyone need a (Jimmy Riddle), Friday, 23 December 2011 18:26 (twelve years ago) link

and were they really worth it

Never translate German (schlump), Friday, 23 December 2011 18:27 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah this is still on Amazon. The setup is largely the same as before -- mysql, tomcat and apache -- but it's somehow consuming massive amounts of memory. It's not the actual caches, they're staying about 500mb (which is what I'd expect), but I am seeing free memory steadily dwindle to nowt.

There's two big differences from the old box -- one is that we're running on the OpenJRE instead of the Oracle one (we used to be on the Sun JRE), and the other is that the recreated Lucene search index is now a massive 4gb file (it was previously chunks built up over time).

I am first of all going to try disabling the search and see how it goes with that, and failing that will shift to the Oracle JRE.

It's hugely annoying that the next size of server up is 8gb of memory and $150/month but if that's what it takes so be it.

stet, Friday, 23 December 2011 18:28 (twelve years ago) link

as a hilarious behavioural experiement can we try an 'essential ilx' where people only try to post things that are worthwhile and important

Never translate German (schlump), Friday, 23 December 2011 18:29 (twelve years ago) link

^ lol

Never translate German (schlump), Friday, 23 December 2011 18:29 (twelve years ago) link

^rite

Never translate German (schlump), Friday, 23 December 2011 18:31 (twelve years ago) link

well one was nominations thread for metal poll

Anyone need a (Jimmy Riddle), Friday, 23 December 2011 18:31 (twelve years ago) link

lol

HOOS aka driver of steen, Friday, 23 December 2011 18:43 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6pLn_rF4_c

PROVEN BY BOOZE SCIENCE, Saturday, 24 December 2011 02:22 (twelve years ago) link

as a hilarious behavioural experiement can we try an 'essential ilx' where people only try to post things that are worthwhile and important

― Never translate German (schlump), Friday, 23 December 2011 18:29 (Yesterday) Bookmark Permalink

ilf reduced to the gareth bale v. theo walcott thread
ilm reduced to rolling gun sounds and rolling r&b thread and maybe something metal and steely dan
ile just that thread about trucker hats on couches and any thread surmounter ever started

big popppa hoy, Saturday, 24 December 2011 09:14 (twelve years ago) link

just let me know if we won't be back by the Oscars

Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 27 December 2011 15:54 (twelve years ago) link

^^ itchy thread-trigger finger

Aimless, Tuesday, 27 December 2011 18:51 (twelve years ago) link

i seriously miss ilxor

Bee, Friday, 30 December 2011 06:03 (twelve years ago) link

I didn't even know there was a Miss Ilxor contest!

God is great. God is good. And people are crazy. Amen. (Johnny Fever), Friday, 30 December 2011 06:12 (twelve years ago) link

We're gonna bring a case of wine
Hey, let's go mess and fool around
You know, like we used to

Bee, Friday, 30 December 2011 06:43 (twelve years ago) link

thanks for everything stet

my new year resolution is: i want my ilx

Bee, Saturday, 31 December 2011 07:44 (twelve years ago) link

+1

Thanks for everything.

Naive Teen Idol, Sunday, 1 January 2012 05:59 (twelve years ago) link

Thanks for getting ILX up again before the Oz Open tennis, and for all your hard work generally.

Will all the old threads from the old site ever be accessible? Sorry if this ? has already come up....

Fred Nerk, Sunday, 1 January 2012 10:31 (twelve years ago) link

They are OK, they are in cryogenic freeze next to Ted Williams's head

I'm in the sandbox with the tombstone HOOS (James Redd), Sunday, 1 January 2012 21:40 (twelve years ago) link

Have tweaked this and fiddled that and turned on ILX again. It looks a lot healthier this time, so here's hoping. If it conks again, will need to get the big guns in.

stet, Sunday, 1 January 2012 22:29 (twelve years ago) link

Sweeet, so far so good. Thanks, stet!

William (C), Sunday, 1 January 2012 22:41 (twelve years ago) link

Dumb question, but how do I set zing back to ilx (not sandbox)?

remy bean in exile, Sunday, 1 January 2012 23:40 (twelve years ago) link

Just change the instance setting to "ILX"

stet, Sunday, 1 January 2012 23:50 (twelve years ago) link

ilxor.com is still redirecting to the sandbox btw. direct link http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/index.jsp

caek, Monday, 2 January 2012 00:03 (twelve years ago) link

Yes -- want to keep it that way. I want to add load back slowly so I can be sure it's working. Right now it seems OK, and has been up longer than any previous attempt, but it's a quiet time generally.

stet, Monday, 2 January 2012 00:19 (twelve years ago) link

ok cool.

got a tomcat error (which i didn't save sorry) when i logged in, but i manually visited /ILX after that and i was logged in ok.

caek, Monday, 2 January 2012 00:22 (twelve years ago) link

I never reset zing to sandbox for that very reason

I'm in the sandbox with the tombstone HOOS (James Redd), Monday, 2 January 2012 01:47 (twelve years ago) link

Also had trouble over there posting from zing for some unknown reason

I'm in the sandbox with the tombstone HOOS (James Redd), Monday, 2 January 2012 01:48 (twelve years ago) link

It Is A Mystery

I'm in the sandbox with the tombstone HOOS (James Redd), Monday, 2 January 2012 01:56 (twelve years ago) link

OK, problem was I had logged myself off fooling around with the settings.

I'm in the sandbox with the tombstone HOOS (James Redd), Monday, 2 January 2012 02:11 (twelve years ago) link

THANK YOU!

Bee, Monday, 2 January 2012 03:08 (twelve years ago) link

are we back now?

Dranke, the German Drake Impersonator (forksclovetofu), Monday, 2 January 2012 04:19 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/

clay, Monday, 2 January 2012 04:22 (twelve years ago) link

are we back now?

YES

Bee, Monday, 2 January 2012 04:24 (twelve years ago) link

so old skool ilx is kinda slow right now?

Dranke, the German Drake Impersonator (forksclovetofu), Monday, 2 January 2012 05:09 (twelve years ago) link

seems fine to me

iatee, Monday, 2 January 2012 05:10 (twelve years ago) link

Slow for me too -- 3-4 seconds for SNA page load. But it's better than it was a couple of hours ago.

William (C), Monday, 2 January 2012 05:18 (twelve years ago) link

As soon as I say that, now it's loading instantly.

William (C), Monday, 2 January 2012 05:18 (twelve years ago) link

yah its been intermittently slow for me

Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, 2 January 2012 05:19 (twelve years ago) link

slow for me,as has sandbox

Anyone need a (Jimmy Riddle), Monday, 2 January 2012 05:19 (twelve years ago) link

I no longer even have a working login for "real" ILX - can someone who's managed to log in pls be a dear and tell me if it's still got SB before I bother going to the trouble of reregistering? I've enjoyed it here but I'm not going back to that stress.

Kurun a Spern (Fotherington Thomas), Monday, 2 January 2012 09:30 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, the new ILX does seem to be quite slow. After I clicked "login", it took half a minute before it actually logged in.

Tuomas, Monday, 2 January 2012 09:35 (twelve years ago) link

FT, regular ILX hasn't changed at all, and so, yes, does still have SB.

If Villasboas was named Mike Jones and looked like a tool. (c sharp major), Monday, 2 January 2012 10:24 (twelve years ago) link

OK, thanks for letting me know.

Kurun a Spern (Fotherington Thomas), Monday, 2 January 2012 10:26 (twelve years ago) link

yeah, prohibitively slow in both spaces now.

Dranke, the German Drake Impersonator (forksclovetofu), Monday, 2 January 2012 18:11 (twelve years ago) link

two years pass...

fundraiser

lxy, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 16:50 (ten years ago) link

fundraiser.

sanbox (step hen faps), Thursday, 1 May 2014 13:29 (nine years ago) link


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