Texts from Bennett

http://textsfrombennett.tumblr.com/
prolly fake but whatevs it's fun
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvden4z0Bz1qk9nrro1_500.png

kinda feel like this is confounded's shiz
http://www.tumblr.com/photo/1280/12990470642/1/tumblr_luvvnsbpyn1qk9nrr

this is mac lethal's blog

dude this is fake as hell and not really that funny

WHEN WILL CBS GIVE THIS MAN A TV SHOW?

dude this is fake as hell and not really that funny

Not to mention uncomfortably racist at times.

Yeah but "Hustla da Rabbit" would have been one hell of a display name.

honestly

Not to mention uncomfortably racist at times.

yeah which is why i'm surprised that ILX seems okay with this

I spoke with everybody; we're all good.

FORKSCLOVETOFU STARTING AN INDISPENSABLE THREAD HERE

THERES A TUMBLR I SAW IT

oh don't be dicks, ppl

I'm sure every single thread you've started has been 100% awesome, right?

dude this is fake as hell and not really that funny

― I'm in the mood to party (J0n Arbuckle), Friday, December 2, 2011 7:24 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Permalink

if frogbs is calling you out for some shit that is unfunny and basically racist, it's time to look in the mirror

if you find achewood funny you will probably like this site, "texts from bennett" which features texts from a white guy saying things that black people usually say *head explodes in a pile of subtext*

actually forks this is definitely threadworthy but ILX just ain't the place for this kind of thing

oh wait, this is the sandbox

I never even looked at the site. All I saw was "Hustla da Rabbit" and that made me chuckle. People hiding behind fake DN's to bully a regular poster is just p lame imo.

ok, i was being a dick. i have tendencies in that direction. forksclovetofu seems like a really nice guy. but i find literally every "funny" thing he posts to be not funny, ever. like someone who, every time they try to sing something, is a half-tone flat? just consistently tone-deaf. you can't hate them for it, especially if they're really nice otherwise. so you just try to ignore it. but sometimes you can't help but say something! STOP SINGING, YOU'RE ALWAYS FLAT. STOP POSTING LOLS, THEY AREN'T LOL. i'm matt p btw.

t bums me out that a protest movement in america cant get motivated until a bunch of tumblr whites start to feel like "have nots" instead of the privileged "haves" they've always been all along. Sorry you spent too much on college tuition, Brandon. Poor people have been feeling this for years, welcome aboard, lil homie.

― dealwithit.gif, Thursday, December 1, 2011 4:53 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

x-post

lol OK, fair enough and of course I know what you mean, we all have those people. I guess it just seemed lazy to be a jerk about to one another poster while using new/diff name. I didn't mean to get all amped about it.

"a jerk about to one another poster "

woah - brain finger miscommunication here

"a jerk about to one another poster

who is nuhnuhnuhnuhnuhnunhunhunhunhunhunuhnh

forksclovetofu

forkclovestofu

t bums me out that a protest movement in america cant get motivated until a bunch of tumblr whites start to feel like "have nots" instead of the privileged "haves" they've always been all along. Sorry you spent too much on college tuition, Brandon. Poor people have been feeling this for years, welcome aboard, lil homie.

― dealwithit.gif, Thursday, December 1, 2011 4:53 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

― dayo, Friday, December 2, 2011 6:57 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Permalink

ok so deal w it is def whiney

nuh uh

who is nuhnuhnuhnuhnuhnunhunhunhunhunhunuhnh

― flexidisc, Friday, December 2, 2011 2:00 PM (54 seconds ago) Bookmark Permalink

read posts more closely!

who is matt p

lol

who is flexidisc?!

who is matt p

― flexidisc, Friday, December 2, 2011 2:03 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink

yes lol

i used to be known as dutch mayo on the other board

fry sauce?

but i find literally every "funny" thing he posts to be not funny, ever.

some people just live on different planes, man

i'm just surprised we aren't having a conniption over this - I mean, MY GOD

also it's probably as fake as every single post on "texts from last night"

Well yeah, of course it's fake. I think it's probably too dumb for anyone to actually give a shit about tbh.

some people just live on different planes, man

word, i should know that. sorry forks.

supposedly the guy posting the texts:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Teaft0Kg-Ok

(not Bennett)

didn't know dealwithit.gif could rap too

max_read: i fucking told you you goddamn moron dumbshits http://t.co/sjrnpHVx

WOAH WOAH WOAH

1000TimesYes: The second "Texts From Bennett" turned out to be fake it immediately went from kind of funny to kind of racist. #prettyflyforawhiteguy

i'm not whiney fwiw

― dealwithit.gif, Thursday, December 1, 2011 3:01 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

totally fucking whiney fwiw

lol there was a second when this was not fake?

yeah, exactly

Sherry Sprain
My thing, is most kids don't care enough about spelling and grammar to care that they sound like complete douchenuggets. I cant tell you how many kids I want to bash their head together and wag my finger into their faces, telling them to get their crap together. My kids had better not ever do douchenugget speak... or else!

Elizabeth Galloway · Bethel High School
I know a kid that sounds just like Bennett so this is still hugely funny. 21 years old Juggalo wannabe pot head, who acts like he's all gangster. Can't spell worth a crap, didn't graduate because he was just lazy, who lives in a farm town with his 1 year old son. But he knows it all and will tell you so. I don't care of Bennett is fictional.. he mirrors a portion of the kids his age.
Reply · 11 · · about an hour ago

o hey, i missed all this.

you know, i had sorta resolved to take advantage of the sandbox to indulge in a little e-thug badditude since i'm not a mod here and i sometimes feel like playing a messageboard character who comes back with a "OH YEAH MATT P THEN WHY DON'T YOU BLOW ME HAH?" but https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcEkQhCN1U4

Elizabeth Galloway says it's a-ok to be racist as long as you reinforce her stereotypes!

my first exposure to this was someone showing me the pic from the first post itt and my response was "that's very reminiscent of AIM chats with ethan" (more for the talking about diff't topics for hours w/ little or no response from the other person than for what he was saying)

god this is just the lamest attempt at comedy i've ever seen: http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvgem02Zpm1qk9nrro1_500.png

the real tell is the straight mans responses

what a poorly formed tumblr

The Smoking Gun called my father at home without any explanation for how they got his number.

In order to protect his family, obviously, he would not give them any information and told them this. The writer of the story then explained his speculation as to what he THOUGHT the truth was. My dad said he was wrong and wouldn’t comment much further.

I caught wind of the journalist calling my dad, so when he called me, I was very upset. It was very out of line to call my dad at home and try to manipulate him. I yelled at the journalist and told him to stop stalking my family members and that I would give him no information on who Bennett is.

For the record, Bennett is Bennett’s legal middle name. I will not disclose his first or last night, to protect him and the blog. He is unaware it exists, and I want to keep it that way.

It is 100% real, and I want everyone to know that.

god i need to stop looking at this weak bullshit: http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luka1g22O51qk9nrro1_500.jpg

like Mac Lethal, one of the main tenants of comedy is knowing when to pack it in, and when you're outed as being fake, defiantly insisting it's not a joke kills whatever remnants of humor were left....

i want the lasagna one to be real so bad

i couldnt place what the tone of this was then it came to me, a ventriloquist and dummy in conversation

haha yes totally

http://www.lardlad.com/assets/episodes/season4/9f19-big.jpg

I can do all kinds of dances / I can imitate Sage Francis

XD

The Smoking Gun tried hard to out "Bennett"? That sounds faker than him being a real person.

this went real fast from "innocent fun" to "CONSPIRACY THEORY MEDIA TRYING TO FEED YOU LIES" blog

he just started to blog his cousin's texts and looked back and told me baby it's real
and I say I ain't doubt you for a second, now let Smoking Gun tell me how it feels

LMFAO at the OMFG GONNA GET A I CAN HAS CHEESEBUERGER STYLE BOOK DEAL WIT DIS SHIT watermark on all the photos now, smfh, mac lethal you herb

it's no hipster puppies

I CAN HAS BALLZ ON MY CHIKEN SANDWICH?

Do ppl call this out as fake cos they reckon theres no way anyone would talk/think like Bennett? because I can assure you people do (my ex's brother, for starters).

oh there totally are -- the fakeness is deeply felt on a completely different level

I dont disagree there.

really the give away is the dudes superfake plot furthering responses

hes like the guy in bad science fiction novels that keeps prodding the characters to provide crucial information to the reader that the characters wouldnt normally spell out. 'oh rygel-7 you say? what is that exactly?'

omg you just made me choke on a grain of brown rice
with laughs

ack twice

texts from bennett is really the poor man's karen & ellen letters

karen & ellen letters so fake too :\

karen & ellen letters are funny, tho

karen and ellen letters are fake and hilarious and not racist

texts from bennett is only one of those three things

is the 'racist' part of this just all the uses of the n-word? because ventriloquism of a fictional white person by an actual existing white person that involves the n-word and a lot of 'black slang' is definitely sketchy but i dunno if racist is really the word for it.

there's an whiff of #prettyflyforawhiteguy "white people shouldn't act like this"

karen & ellen letters so fake too :\

― dayo, Sunday, December 4, 2011 10:08 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Permalink

Feel like there's a 7% chance k&a are real and they're just fucking w/the landlord

k&a are real and they're just fucking w/the landlord

I think they're either real and they're just fucking with the landlord, or they're fake and the landlord (Mark Tarses, who seems to be a real person) created them for laughs a long time ago.

someone (a former ilxor, actually) mentioned the letters in an alt.fan.momus newsgroup posting dating back to 2000:

"The Karen and Ellen Letters, Volumes 1 and 2" by Karent Prescott, Ellen Goldsmith and Mark Tarsus - Purports to be a series of letters between two UC Berkeley students and their long-suffering landlord. I got it from a friend who got it from a friend at a Kinko's in San Francisco, and it's composed entirely of xeroxed pages bound together like university course materials. It's also just about the funniest thing I've ever read. I've had it for years and read it at least ten times. It's got true humor staying power, possibly because it's impossible to tell if it's factual or fictional.

and someone started a blogspot about them (which no one paid any attention to) a few years ago. if they're fake, then someone faked them long before tumblr was a thing.

At some point I have a "Karen and Ellen Letters" style thing to scan in and put on Tumblr/ILX: in junior high school, a somewhat odd kid who was a friend of mine would pretend that he was a RCMP named Mr. MacEntire. He would go into character as a Canadian Mountie and wouldn't stop. This was one of a menagerie of characters, each with its own catchphrases (MacEntire's was "Respect Your Elders") and idiosyncrasies, that he felt compelled to go into rather than deal with the social rigors of just, you know, being a person.

Anyway, he would draw pictures of this guy and the characters in his universe and write and tell complex stories about them and integrate me and my classmates into it. They were really odd little sketches, single panel things and he would give me two or three of these a day. He sent me a few christmas cards. The coup de grace was when he wrote a twenty page single space autobiography of Mr. MacEntire and followed that up with a full autobiography of HIS WIFE who he would ALSO go into character as.

Anyways, there's plenty more to the story but the key is that I kept a thick folder of this stuff, maybe 100 pages or so and I keep meaning to scan it in. It's pretty amazing.

Do ppl call this out as fake cos they reckon theres no way anyone would talk/think like Bennett? because I can assure you people do (my ex's brother, for starters).

I know people that do as well but this has a real big "texts from last night" vibe where each word seems placed for maximum humor potential. It really sounds like someone writing a character

karen & ellen letters so fake too :\

― dayo, Sunday, December 4, 2011 10:08 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Permalink

Feel like there's a 7% chance k&a are real and they're just fucking w/the landlord

― Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, December 5, 2011 12:17 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark

yeah if they are real then it's a 100% chance that they are just fucking with the landlord

Rolo Tony otm. I worked with a kid who could have written all these texts but they're way too intentional to be real.

my biggest problem I don't get what bennett's reason for talking w/ the other dude is, even within the fictional universe

best one is when he asks for the 1st tupac cd

its a good conversational ploy to just start asking for the 1st tupac cd imho

Yeah, I might try it out myself.

say a bunch of crazy shit then before anyone has a chance to react ask for the 1st tupac cd, boom youve got yrself a tupac cd

hey does anybody have the 1st tupac cd

brb fetching tupac cd

that's the one with "bennett's got a baby" on it, isn't it

I got into a Facebook dialogue with the guy behind the Karen and Ellen Letters. He was claiming that Mark the landlord "exaggerated about 10-15% of what's in there" -- which confused me, because that would suggest that the letters are not original copies. So now I feel like maybe the letters are rooted in events that really happened but that Mark imaginatively "reconstructed" them years later.

the tumblr with the real IM conversations between a cat and his owner is much better

link?

http://louisvsrick.com/

Oh man, I love this.

Err, the Louis v. Rick thing obv.

start from the first convo

that site is just giving me serious flashbacks of the SNL sketches with amy poehler as a little girl constantly bothering her stepdad "rick...rick...riiiiick"

omg

"maybe I don't have time for this"

"you lick your balls all day"

"that's more than a little insensitive and you know why"

yes

seeing this transform from like some funny jpegs posted to a Tumblr to like "MY AGENT IS HELPING ME TURN THIS INTO BOOK DEAL ASPIRATIONAL SITE with WACKY NEW LOGOZ and watermarks on the pictures and CHECK MY FACEBOOK LIKES cheesebruger have has cheebruger" is p disheartening

in b4 "OMGPUPPIESWTFBBQHAHAHSUBWAY"

well tbf it was never funny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-Elr5K2Vuo

also, if this is "real" how does a 17 year old know what "capn save a ho" is?

texts from benbbag

xpost = surely is an actual teenager and not the creation of a 31 year old hip-hop geek

Yo son dis breaking bad episode is live from acknickolous land and this text comes from the red, the balck and teh green, sissyyyyy

i'm 17

also, if this is "real" how does a 17 year old know what "capn save a ho" is?

I share yr distaste for this thing but ^^^ that's a dumb question

probably heard it on some TED talks

in b4 "OMGPUPPIESWTFBBQHAHAHSUBWAY"

btw nice try here man but c'mon now

lol i opened this thread totally prepared for BOOK DEAL?????

hey, aerodick, i can't blame dude for cashing in, obv, but he doesn't have to look so corny doing it. His hypothetical book advance will probably be more than what he made from 10 years of record sales combined. In the very unlikely event that Bennett is real, there's not a single publishing house in the world that would willingly navigate the legal landmine of publishing a book of someone's texts without their knowledge.

presumably in an age when people take dozens of pictures of themselves every day and share as many of their opinions with as many people as possible young Bennett could be persuaded to get over feeling like his privacy has been violated by getting a cut of the advance. that's a non-issue this is fake as fuck obv. also please note that you can now buy HUSTLA DA RABBIT t-shirts from the site so in conclusion fuck everything.

also, OMGPUPPIESWTFBBQHAHAHSUBWAY

although i think you forgot TRUCKERHAT

y'know whiney you could double your free time (or cut your calories in half lol lol blah blah blah) if you just didn't bother with any 'zings' that had even a whiff of narcissism of small differences to them, cf that weak shit you were throwing my way on twitter last night.

by getting a cut of the advance.

probably was won over by getting extra cheese on his sandwich from his cousin (who saved 36 calories that way)

thread is drowning in zings

probably was won over by getting extra cheese on his sandwich from his cousin (who saved 36 calories that way)

― nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Wednesday, December 28, 2011 7:47 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Permalink

dayold yearold zings

haha why do you think youd have any real frame of reference for what a 'real' teenager knows or doesnt know??

in Lamp's world of young people

bonus: some dude def not butthurt at my "weak zing" that he's responding to twice now

can't believe this white dude with a beard who's really into hip-hop got a book deal on his tumblr about... hipster puppies

missing the point again

that's like literally the exact opposite of what i was saying

all I want for christmas is the sb button back

missing the point again

hahahaha

cmon the real zing here is thinking this vaguely racist shit was funnie even to begin w/ also you totally do that expert ethnographer thing all the time, despite clear evidence you never know wtf yr talking abt

itt: white dude into hip-hop & who has a tumblr white book deal goes after another white dude into hip hop who also has a tumblr white book deal

is it true sonned wite tumblr beef

here's the thing - these guys are white and they like hip-hop

cmon the real zing here is thinking this vaguely racist shit was funnie even to begin w/

otm

also you totally do that expert ethnographer thing all the time, despite clear evidence you never know wtf yr talking abt

i mean, one one hand, who cares if I'm "right," it's a fun way to explore the internet.

on the other hand, yes, Lamp you're definitely correct, a 17-year-old child who isn't savvy enough to not throwing around n-bombs all day or fuck homeless ladies in the garage is definitely spending his evenings hunched over his high speed internet connection learning about Dru Down and Blahzay Blahzay on Spotify

how did those dogs even buy sunglasses

white rap beard

― nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Wednesday, December 28, 2011 11:23 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink

beard haha tumblr i mean

― nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Wednesday, December 28, 2011 11:24 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink

hip-hop subway beard tumblr you know

― nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Wednesday, December 28, 2011 11:25 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink

itt: rap beard tumblr puppie

― nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Wednesday, December 28, 2011 11:27 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink

i cant believe we're even debating whether or not Bennett is a real person

iirc we are debating whether or not whiney is a real person

I was totally into that youtube where whiney makes pancakes while rapping over 'look at me now'

fresher than a motherfucker

he had a pretty dope trucker hat

neckbeard could maybe use trimming tho

on the other hand, yes, Lamp you're definitely correct, a 17-year-old child who isn't savvy enough to not throwing around n-bombs all day or fuck homeless ladies in the garage is definitely spending his evenings hunched over his high speed internet connection learning about Dru Down and Blahzay Blahzay on Spotify

enh most teenagers spend huge amounts of time on the internet (and lol @ the img of any1 bent over a piece of... coaxial cable? a modem? why couldnt you just say keyboard?) but my point is that yr ongoing attempt to be the hashtag jerry sienfeld works a lot better when yr dissecting the social mores and behaviors of ppl u know anything abt

i mean idk mb yr running some after school tweeting program for suburban teenage dirtbags or w/e and 'get' this shit but blah blah blah im sick of deej'n up this thread w/ 'can black ppl use youtube' debates so ill just whatsthedealwithit.gif i guess

http://i.imgur.com/z0Y8e.jpg

:)

i think narcissism of small differences is pushing it

bonus: some dude def not butthurt at my "weak zing" that he's responding to twice now

― miranda lambo (dealwithit.gif), Wednesday, December 28, 2011 11:20 AM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink

i am butthurt! i thought we were cool but now you're constantly coming after me over the most inane harmless shit, you're like the malfunctioning terminator who sees everything as a target and everything as a punishable offense

forget it al, its whineydrown

what was this weak zing?

he just responded to some random comment about food on twitter with "where would you rank it on your Top 50 Burgers of the Year list?" because i'm obviously the only person in the world who's made a year-end list in the past month and he certainly hasn't himself oh no

i thought we were cool but now you're constantly coming after me over the most inane harmless shit

you're literally describing yourself in the period I got 51'd to today, dogg

all of my 'coming after you' was like me not knowing what 'welp' was or why 'morb derp' was funny and you blowing a gasket over it.

Whiney has been afflicted with Ethan's Disease which is a beef cross-contaminator, all beeves cross-platform once you're infected, it's a crying shame so please give what you can.

or maybe it was all 'derp' and not 'welp,' i get annoying nonsense words confused.

my top 50 whiney beefs
1 whiney v doe eyed raven haired goddesses
2 whiney v deej
3 whiney v all other meme tumblrs
4 whiney v lamp
5 whiney v shipley
...

if you would like to take a break from what you are doing to read what a bunch of fascist womanhaters think about 'bennett', then:

http://heartiste.wordpress.com/2011/12/19/street-smarts-game-and-the-white-underclass/

nb "mac lethal" not mentioned

6 whiney v 35 cheese calories

http://www.ragetrolling.com/var/albums/Hello%20This%20Is%20Dog.jpg?m=1320928509

for the longest time i thought that this site was just by a guy named 'mac' and there was some weird arch rap nerd joke in people saying it was mac lethal

some dude, if you can't see the difference between dog latin saying "hey this is my top 40 list" and you sending literally 50 tweets directing me to a page that has a paragraph length blurb on why Regis and Kelly is the 41st best television show of 2011, you're sick in the fucking head. and if you can't take a weak zing about it you're a butthurt crybaby hypocrite who has no right dogging deej

7 whiney v hipsters

8 whiney v people who say hes not a hipster

8 whiney v whatever he was mad at in the speech from from the music conference

10 whiney v twitter

once again, you're laying down the law on someone for being on twitter too much and writing about niche concerns, and have absolutely no sense of why maybe you're not the guy to make that call

what happened to 9?

i chose to go w/two 8s instead

hipster runoff

this is awesome

ban goole

like i'm not going to defend the nerdy pointless shit i do, i know it's nerdy and pointless, but i also don't really want to know why you think what you do is so heroic by comparison.

ya'll should come over to my house I'm getting this fight in HD

11 whiney v iatee

ilx to world: "breaking news, ppl get stressed & aggro about meaningless shit during last couple weeks of december, who could have fucking guessed"

but i also don't really want to know why you think what you do is so heroic by comparison.

where did i say this?

well tbf i wasnt all that stressed or aggro until goole lynxd some terrible blog and i read it

that link is p O_O

Dude whiney we could all go on abt shit u do but for real this using "literally" so damn much thing has got to stop

lol I clicked the link but haven't looked at it yet this is really gonna piss me off isn't it

i mean this truly, sorry my hobby-interest in the evil extremities of the political internet has made your day less enjoyable :/

ppl get stressed & aggro about meaningless shit during last couple weeks of december, who could have fucking guessed

uh ... whiney does this year-round

er that was to lamp, but it goes for everyone too

xp

you didn't say 'heroic', i did. you are a hero of pointless nerdy shit to me! i love your book (not the dog one) and your albums! and i'm sorry if my insufficient appreciation of your lesser works (like some display names and alter egos like cool dave) has made you feel like you need to insult my humble works.

protip btw if you start typing "figuratively" instead of "literally" every time you're tempted to use it you can cure yourself of this bad habit in literally a couple of hours

12 whiney v sarahel

yah whiney's aggro year-round but then there's times when like less stressed whiney knows which battles he should pick

I love whiney btw

you didn't say 'heroic', i did. you are a hero of pointless nerdy shit to me! i love your book (not the dog one) and your albums! and i'm sorry if my insufficient appreciation of your lesser works (like some display names and alter egos like cool dave) has made you feel like you need to insult my humble works.

― some dude (Mr. Stevenson #2), Wednesday, December 28, 2011 12:13 PM (13 seconds ago) Bookmark Permalink

are we gonna have to have a hug it out in the sand thread?

don't u have a rolling stone to edit

whiney v the actual definition of the word "literally"

13 whiney v the literal definition of the word "literally"

14 whiney v the symbolic meaning of trucker hats

cannot deal with this thread rn

15 whiney v max

cannot deal with this thread rn

something about this post filled me with joy

16 whiney v joy

some dude, you know i'm a fan of yours,

and its just that a) i can't help but react to the fact that you started deej-riding me circa my 51 when you should have shown goon unity and b) you are starting to get a little hot over lightweight zings (like the burger list one). Here is the olive branch

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a2/Olive_branch.svg/744px-Olive_branch.svg.png

how do i killfile in the sandbox

WHINEYVERSUYKILLFILW

--KNOOPSTA CHUCKLEBUCKJ

17 whiney v hate

18 whiney v capslock

All my friends know the deej rider
The deej rider is a little higher
deej rider drives a little slower
deej rider is a real goer
deej rider knows every street yeah!
deej rider is the one to meet yeah!
deej rider don't use no gas now
deej rider don't drive to fast
Take a little trip
Take a little trip
Take a little trip and see
Take a little trip
Take a little trip
Take a little trip with me

don't forget creatively bankrupt newish chillwave/post-AnCo bands whose names are just '80s ephemera

19 whiney v whiney

Fuck you guys if I wanted thus Julia Roberts shit I woulda just started a Runaway Bride thread

20 whiney v creatively bankrupt newish chillwave/post-AnCo bands whose names are just '80s ephemera

16 whiney v joy

― Cooper Chucklebutt, Wednesday, December 28, 2011 12:20 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink

otm

cannot deal with this thread rn

i feel literal despair atm ://///////

yo whiney I got my own whiney v. jokes but I'm holding back because I know you fuckin loathe it when a joke goes on forever with diminishing lol returns so give me a fuckin cookie for that shit, thank you

dying at knoopa

i feel literal despair atm ://///////

― well then (є(٥_ ٥)э), Wednesday, December 28, 2011 12:23 PM (18 seconds ago) Bookmark Permalink

spoken like a true beta

come on man i cant get to 50 on my own! xp

aero, you get a cookie.jpg, but it would have been cupcakes.gif if you were smart enough to put "joke" in scare quotes

20. Whiney vs. kicking dead horses

22 whiney v "joke"

"smart enough"

23 whiney v intelligence

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Whiney who discovers his partner is taking bribes and must choose between loyalty to his friend and upholding the law.
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Relational conflicts are incompatibilities in how two or more individuals relate to one another - Fathers to Sons, Bosses to Whiney, Slaves to Masters, etc. Note that the incompatibilities need to grow organically out of the personalities of the individuals rather than from external circumstances. Examples:
The classic love triangle plot where a girl must choose between boy A and Whiney.
A mother who attempts to regulate the life of her wildflower daughter with diabetes who is now an adult wtf I can't do anything with this one.
External
External conflicts arise from obstacles located outside Whiney including nature, the supernatural, or society. Examples:
A teenage father who desires to provide for Whiney but has a criminal record that severely limits his job opportunities.
A brave knight who faces a fiery dragon to free Whiney.
The classic outdoor survival plot: man versus Whiney.

21. whiney v thread "trends"

25 whiney v "conflict"

23 whiney v intelligence

Says the guy who can't handle counting to 50 without skipping every sixth number.

whiney v defaulting to capslock OMGWTFBBQ style humor to make fun of someone

tbf 50 is like the biggest number xp

iRespectWhiney

i did whiney v capslock already, dayo, keep up!

oh ok

25 whiney v foucault

26 whiney v hipsters who talk about foucault

i will take the olive branch w/ a smile, i got luv 4 u boo, aight i gotta run to a job interview and try to get my life out of the fucking toilet, happy holidays everybody

27 whiney v beef

28 whiney v the British

dayo vs having no discernable posting style whatsoever beyond "squandering his afternoons on tiresome whiney madlibs dickriding" to the point where I don't even know how to make fun of him

http://wap.rajvideo.com/files/MixAnimations/Animation_Birds/animation_free-miscellaneous/dove_with_olive_branch_wapday-com.gif

whiney hates foucault?

29 whiney v dayo

30 whiney v posters w/o discernible style

whiney madlibs dickriding

there's a funny animated .gif waiting to be made

"funny"

lol

dealwithit.gif

i like that, despite being a whiney themed list, Koopa Chucklehut is still taking on all comers

:) B:) B)

32 whiney v combination chucklehut and taco bell

dayo vs having no discernable posting style whatsoever beyond "squandering his afternoons on tiresome whiney madlibs dickriding" to the point where I don't even know how to make fun of him

― miranda lambo (dealwithit.gif), Wednesday, December 28, 2011 12:33 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

you could always do yer default OMG LOL WHINEY SUBWAY HIPSTER BARF VOMIT DICKWEED

33 whiney v das racist

anyway some dude has already beaten you to the punch w/r/t making fun of my posting style ; )

you could always do yer default OMG LOL WHINEY SUBWAY HIPSTER BARF VOMIT DICKWEED

― nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Wednesday, December 28, 2011 12:39 PM (1 second ago) Bookmark Permalink

you mean where i point out what your hacky posts look like to everyone but you lack the self-awareness to see it yourself?

deep and bizarre concern with whether somebody has a "discernible posting style" is one of those points where the rivers whiney & deej converge

*lacks self-awareness*

i'm kind of shocked the deej signal hasn;t been sent up in this thread

*cultivates furious online persona*

wasnt it chaki who coined the phrase 'no discernible posting style'

*makes post referencing at least three obscure hip hop groups from 1994*

not being able to discern in dayo's style one of the most distinct posting styles in this board's long history is evidence of either some heavily blinkered reading or lol u maddism tbqf

chaki wasnt a hip hop group fyi xpost

34 whiney v lack of self awareness

\o_o/

http://www.directortom.com/storage/Yikes.jpg

Yikes.jpg

what a terrible world we live in

XD

i think jordan s is more concerned with discernible posting style than deej is iirc?

^ this is not something a healthy adult should rc

maybe i just ignore more of deej's posts ...

there's actually a discussion to be had about performing identity & forging personae & lol authenticity here imo

long graf explaining what I mean deleted because whogivesashit.jpg

would be worthwhile thread imho

just plz include 'discernable posting style' in the title

just don't ever stray outside of the "white guy who likes rap" persona whiney

guys, won't anyone think about Bennett?
he's the reason for the season

http://www.baltimoresun.com/media/photo/2011-12/66961627-23132339.jpg

"That's you in chemistry lol nuts man. You should stop it before it gets outta control," one person wrote.

"May I call you 'teek teek' from now on?" another asked, referring to the nickname the fictitious Jacobs was said to have been known as.

R.I.P

btw, even during the stressful and distracting holidays, a sentence as convoluted as "'May I call you 'teek teek' from now on?' another asked, referring to the nickname the fictitious Jacobs was said to have been known as" should never find its way into a major newspaper.
in further lol chicago tribune news
http://www.chicagotribune.com/media/alternatethumbnails/photogallery/2011-12/42573893-27111553.jpg

no whineys v math or ows???

35 whiney v math
36 whiney v ows
37 whiney v entitled rich white kids

38 whiney v razors

39 whiney v owls

40 whiney v cd binders

41 whiney v adulthood

42 whiney v cool dogs

43 whiney v memes
44 whiney v pregnancy

can you guys stop tweeting literally every thirty seconds about this top50 list

what hurts the most abt this thread is that some quality zings just got lost in the shuffle here

rip

45 whiney v yo la tengo

wait is this a top 50 list or a top 51 list

setting someone up for the 52 sb layup there iatee

pretty shocking that a relentless 50-post personal attack isn't grounds for banning, but do what you do, mods

46 vhiney v veingarten

47 whiney v shocking mod standards

relentless 50-post personal attack v He Hit Me (and it felt like a kiss)

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_AcBUSVxs82w/Snq-syZP4EI/AAAAAAAATxI/Lpa54FSdlaQ/s400/Rolling-Stone.jpg

47 post attack, you can't expect mods to take you seriously if you exaggerate

yah its hardly been relentless, i got up and ate lunch for a while

^ 48

imo the much more bannable offense is that none of the 48 were funny in the slightest

oh man now he has to start from 0

49 whiney v humor

#8 was p funny

pretty shocking that a relentless 50-post personal attack isn't grounds for banning, but do what you do, mods

― miranda lambo (dealwithit.gif), Wednesday, December 28, 2011 3:52 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink

haha dude it has almost been statistically proven that you are the most aggressive and insulting poster (or at least the most frequently banned) in the history of this board. i don't wanna give up the olive branch so soon but c'mon you forfeited your victim card YEARS ago.

also this is clearly just a bad joke gone horribly awry not any sort of relentless personal attack

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/ncc74656/Relentless4.jpg

i kinda wonder how many wigger dirtbags have been discreetly asked by a friend if their middle name is bennett in the last couple months

God dammit dude you are goading me into posting my entry-level undergrand thinkgraf on the MEANING of Texts from Bennett & the more interesting 2ndary MEANING of why people who don't find it funny get pissed off about it

oh this?

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/

Its not the lack of humor that bothers me, its the casual racism.

haha dude it has almost been statistically proven that you are the most aggressive and insulting poster (or at least the most frequently banned) in the history of this board. i don't wanna give up the olive branch so soon but c'mon you forfeited your victim card YEARS ago.

― some dude (Mr. Stevenson #2), Wednesday, December 28, 2011 4:15 PM (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink

since you apparantly think I'm worse than dom, i'll start by going from thread to thread calling you racist for your cute contraction of "white n****r" in this thread

50. whiney v contractions

50. whiney v contractions
xp LOL

before I finally give into that urge tho some dude can we perma-moratorium on the word "wigger"? it's an offensive word to use imo

xp no man it's not "stuff white people like" - there's something genuinely complex in why something like this gets the FUCK YOU, NOT FUNNY from whiney, something as I say earlier about performing identity & adopted subcultural/cultural spaces etc

what is mac lethal even like as a rapper

"worse than dom" is a relative term because i love passantino too. y'all are cooler and funnier imo than a lot of nice people but i'm not going to act like you're NOT assholes on principle or anything.

I think we can all agree it's a stupid term but let's not make this thread about some dude

yeah i'm not going to defend throwing around that word because it's obviously pretty loaded (although i might argue just HOW offensive it is) but it's an undeniably useful word in shorthand for how people look at or discuss 'people like Bennett'

"those people"

also the best white rapper i know put 'wigger' in an album title a while back and i felt like it was kind of good ballsy line in the sand to draw since most white rappers are SO afraid of being associated with that word and the Bennett-types who it usually is applied to (xpost)

i have seen mac lethal live and i can confirm that he is completely and totally awful fyi

thanks for nothing old school rolling rhymesayers events i wasted way too much time going to years ago

i think it was Mac Lethal who I saw do a freestyle with the Konami code in it; which is kinda awesome when it comes from a "real rapper" and not one of the Penny Arcade nerdcore rappers

pitchfork was pretty hilariously enthusiastic the one time lil wayne stringed multiple mortal kombat references into a verse

john wayne couldnt even stand the reign of the text

haha dude it has almost been statistically proven that you are the most aggressive and insulting poster (or at least the most frequently banned) in the history of this board. i don't wanna give up the olive branch so soon but c'mon you forfeited your victim card YEARS ago.

― some dude (Mr. Stevenson #2), Wednesday, December 28, 2011 4:15 PM (41 minutes ago) Bookmark

fyi this isn't called being an aggressive and insulting poster, it's called having a 'discernible posting style'

poor widdle persecuted dayo

yeah i'm not going to defend throwing around that word because it's obviously pretty loaded (although i might argue just HOW offensive it is) but it's an undeniably useful word in shorthand for how people look at or discuss 'people like Bennett'

actually this is part of my beef with it - "people like Bennett" (all caveats apply here, Bennett's a caricature and when I think of "people like Bennett" I think more of 12-year-olds I used to know from Marshalltown, IA in the late 90s discovering Master P and feeling like the world he describes [in which they fervently believe] speaks more to them than the world of Marshall County) are sort of just the present historical iteration of 1) the desire of young people to possess recognizable cultural identities through which to relate to one another and 2) the need people have, and this is a more present-historical-moment part of it I think, to shed or modify or reshape their cultural identity/perceived-non-identity. beyond that it's just - if we wouldn't drop an n-bomb I think wigger is kinda sneaking it in through the back door & I wince when I hear it

there's something genuinely complex in why something like this gets the FUCK YOU, NOT FUNNY from whiney,

I can't speak for Whiney but I genuinely dislike sites like "Texts From Last Night" just because they're only funny in the context of these things actually happening, when it's clear that like 95% of the entries on the site are completely made up. It's the same reason why Adam Sandler movies are not funny, b/c we KNOW that Sandler paid an actor to dress up like fat Colonel Sanders, when in reality it would actually be funny if you saw that guy on the street. The humor on this site is exactly that, like yeah we know teenagers who really do speak like that, but they're never scatterbrained nor do they speak/text with so many "unintentional" punchlines, the whole thing is just insulting, making all the casual racism seem even worse - I don't think it's "genuinely complex", it's just another level of stupid

which opens up a whole discussion about whether one can opt in to a culture or not, which I think is kind of the 25,000 question for a lot of young or formerly young white cats who got their lives changed by hip hop, and that's a complex question with some real beauty in the process of answering it, a beauty which kind of gets shit on by reducing things to "wigger" and HUSTLA DA RABBIT

xp.

fuck the back door, there literally isn't any connotation to the word w***** that doesn't mean "race traitor"

ok i had to look up the wayne thing:

N**** get over here like Scor-pi-on

lol thats pretty bad but i thought it'd be worse, like:

i'm like sub-zero / i finish him

what is mac lethal even like as a rapper

― slandblox goole, Wednesday, December 28, 2011 4:43 PM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink

"worse than dom"

I can't speak for Whiney but I genuinely dislike sites like "Texts From Last Night" just because they're only funny in the context of these things actually happening, when it's clear that like 95% of the entries on the site are completely made up. It's the same reason why Adam Sandler movies are not funny, b/c we KNOW that Sandler paid an actor to dress up like fat Colonel Sanders, when in reality it would actually be funny if you saw that guy on the street. The humor on this site is exactly that, like yeah we know teenagers who really do speak like that, but they're never scatterbrained nor do they speak/text with so many "unintentional" punchlines, the whole thing is just insulting, making all the casual racism seem even worse - I don't think it's "genuinely complex", it's just another level of stupid

dude if whether something is authentic or not is an issue for you I don't how you suffer art at all tho

fuck the back door

wrong board man

It's the same reason why Adam Sandler movies are not funny, b/c we KNOW that Sandler paid an actor to dress up like fat Colonel Sanders, when in reality it would actually be funny if you saw that guy on the street

what

i'm so happy max is here :)

beyond that it's just - if we wouldn't drop an n-bomb I think wigger is kinda sneaking it in through the back door & I wince when I hear it

― undervalued aerosmith tchotchkes sold in bulk, Wednesday, December 28, 2011 5:01 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink

yeah i don't disagree with this at all -- but i mean if the greatest crime of racial insensitivity anyone can accuse me of here is dropping the "w-bomb" then i can't help but laugh at the idea of regretting not saying w***er or winja instead.

xxxp it's only an issue when all the humor comes from whether or not that thing is authentic

unless you find "HUSTLA DA RABBIT" legitimately funny I would say the humor here mostly comes from "this guy is real, and he's an idiot"

although i do wish that dom was here to explain to you all why this guy is more offensive to italians than mario and luigi combined

http://www.mariowiki.com/images/thumb/5/53/Wario_Party.jpg/180px-Wario_Party.jpg

there's something genuinely complex in why something like this gets the FUCK YOU, NOT FUNNY from whiney, something as I say earlier about performing identity & adopted subcultural/cultural spaces etc

its not that i dont agree with the verion in my head of where yr going w/ this but its all made immensely funny to by the fact that whiney thought the whole thing was sorta lol to start w/

i dont think its funny because its labored, more than any partic culture studies stuff, its just trying too hard and too blatantly

poor widdle persecuted dayo

― miranda lambo (dealwithit.gif), Wednesday, December 28, 2011 5:00 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark

lol sorry for not having a memeable personal brand *doesn't get noticed among the ILX masses*

"widdle" is just offensive as saying "little" fyi

dayo is so bad at posting that it's not even worth responding to him anymore.

top 50 ilx poster brands

dayo bring a lot of laffs dude, you're dead wrong imo & being a dick to him, and you should cut it out because it's unpleasant

this is what i was talking about upthread, dude. just SAYING that is an implication that "good posting" is a) a real thing that is b) important and that c) you possess in greater quantities than him. whether this is true or not, it is so much more nagl than 'talking about ilx on other sites' or whatever elaborate social rules you've made up.

xpost

idk some dude you're from the posse that made infantile worrying about who's a GOOD POSTER part of this fuckin board and all 3 or 4 of you are on my shit list for it even if I dig you generally

Dayo needs to bring out his barrage of whiney pun display names imo

yeah, i'm the one being a dick, j0hn st3ven. read the thread again, its practically a diharrea stream of drooling moron dayo posting the exact same three zings 30 times.

no there's also a list of 50 whiney beefs

really 'cause it seems like there's a lot more to it than that, Christopher mir@nda. idk you seem to be in such a pissed-off mood that what's the point but now that you're up on "he did it first" I don't even know what to fucking say, you could always say "dayo would you quit being an asshole to me please?" and maybe get results instead of YOU ARE NOT FUNNY YOU SUCK YOU HAVE wait for it 'cause this is an all-time classic NO DISCERNIBLE POSTING STYLE

Wh***** get over here like Zachary Taylor

idk some dude you're from the posse that made infantile worrying about who's a GOOD POSTER part of this fuckin board and all 3 or 4 of you are on my shit list for it even if I dig you generally

― undervalued aerosmith tchotchkes sold in bulk, Wednesday, December 28, 2011 5:20 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink

i may have engaged in an unhealthy degree of display name nitpicking at times but afaict i never really participated in any good poster/discernable posting styles so man please don't lump me for hanging with a rough crowd.

discernable posting styles DEBATES i meant to say

it should be noted that ilx went permanently downhill once the mods stopped letting us do polls to determine who is and who isn't good at posting

C.K. Dexter Holland has a very discernible posting style

yeah, people lost that competitive edge to dare to be great once they lost the incentive of quarterly evals (xpost)

thanks for at least googleproofing my name, http://www.itseasybeinggreen.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/300x/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/N/7/N7716R.jpg

toilet!?

dear mr. toilet, i'm the chris

yeah, people lost that competitive edge to dare to be great once they lost the incentive of quarterly evals (xpost)

― some dude (Mr. Stevenson #2), Wednesday, December 28, 2011 4:28 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Permalink

i think they were more like weekly?

I mean the beginning of it is you're hating on a dude whose hustle is a dumb internet joke. you swing right in being aggro defensive about it but man you got no leg to stand on there, if you wanna give shit to ppl trying to cash in on a dumb internet joke ok cool you've got good points but you have to be ok with ppl saying "whoa glass house there dude" & capping on you. you have to. I mean seriously, if I swung in hating on a singer-songwriter with his acoustic guitar whose material was quasi-autobiographical and I was like "look at this fuckin' asshole! boo-fuckin-hoo what a hard life you've had!" I would not get really AND YOU GUYS CAN SHUT THE FUCK UP about taking a little shit about it on that thread man.

xpost I totally don't get the toilet part either though it made me lol & if anybody googles Xtoph3r with a strikethrough then lol c'mon man

i humbly and politely request that dayo and "Cooper Chucklebutt" stop being dicks to me.

if you do something in life, you can either be good or bad at it. a very large portion of us are good at breathing, but some aren't. some of us are good at posting, and others just aren't. there's no way around it.

http://www.aisleate.com/ProductImages/n1664.jpg

i humbly and politely request that dayo and "Cooper Chucklebutt" stop being dicks to me.

oh please can I pull this card on you the next time you go ham on one of my posts?

i would prefer it if you didn't segregate the good people of ILX into their respective "posting styles" (classes?)

yeah, i'm the one being a dick

― miranda lambo (dealwithit.gif), Wednesday, December 28, 2011 10:21 PM

if this is december, february is gonna be loads of fun!

http://www.itseasybeinggreen.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/300x/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/N/7/N7716R.jpg

El Sandboxo, may I point out that you've were on an unprovoked monthlong anti-whiney rampage on old SB-friendly ILX and payback is, in fact, a motherfucker now that we're in the sandbox DMZ

dude I'll cop to all of that except the "unprovoked" part

i feel like whiney might be pranking us with this 'wah wah i cry uncle' routine. i mean he posted under his not especially common last name for five years and now he's mad that someone failed to googleproof CHRISTOPHER. this can't be real, right? it feels kinda bennett.

xpost,
http://www.catchmebc.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/41.jpg

c'mon, http://www.itseasybeinggreen.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/300x/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/N/7/N7716R.jpg

ew

though I'm at peace with whiney now and will be until he decides I'm a "good poster", then the worrying starts

great thread

which city do you guys think has the worst posters

all of them

also the best white rapper i know...

― some dude (Mr. Stevenson #2), Wednesday, December 28, 2011 4:49 PM (53 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink

how is the new HEIGHT tape?

london duh

def

xp to ship: I think its legit, I zinged whiney in a Yo La Tengo thread and used his legal first name there and he got on my case (sorry bout that btw)

really though its just much easier to keep ilx and twitter whiney separate from the critic and author of non-puppy books whiney, because one is a str8 up great read and the other, well, I'll just say I wish more of the other whiney bled through around here

I love whiney btw

― nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Wednesday, December 28, 2011 12:15 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark

ya that public enemy book could have used some zings

damn, the last few posts are cutting me to the very marrow, not even joking :(

i would hug it out with you all if we had a 77

I was just gonna post how I think the lack of a 77 is getting to whiney here

huge fan of the wein

the sandbox needs 'who is a better poster' polls imo

thank you, lamp

you can put me in the first one even if it means losing to snoball

we all know Cookiepuss Chunkletbutt will win anyway

also the best white rapper i know...

― some dude (Mr. Stevenson #2), Wednesday, December 28, 2011 4:49 PM (53 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink

how is the new HEIGHT tape?

― miranda lambo (dealwithit.gif), Wednesday, December 28, 2011 5:42 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink

nah it was one of his friends. what is your deal with trying to SHAME people over things they have no issues about, people they know or music they listen to and have no problem admitting? it just makes no sense.

i would have some insight on your question, but i just got an email from aaron lacrate

Okay whiney, when you use zings for lulz/goofin off/all-in-good-fun type stuff as part of this "ilx persona" that you've acknowledged is not the real you, but then you also use zings/ridic hyperbole as both a debate tool (almost exclusively, I might add) and to respond to people who are offending you, how can you expect everyone to take it seriously ?

what the fuck are you even babbling about, al? i was just making a baltimore inside baseball joke, man

well you did it too well because i was referring to a friend of Height's!

hahaha awesome

"uh pump that wham city double rainbow gutter gutter garfield alf music, get the butter"

i mean you just keep coming with these jeers that aren't actually jokes, nobody's laughing at your wit because nobody gets the references or the context and the person who does thinks you're barely making sense either. it's this weird zero sum game where 'zing culture' becomes kind of humorless and abstract.

::deletes posts cuz i like where this is going better::

http://www.itseasybeinggreen.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/300x/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/N/7/N7716R.jpg

i mean i'm sorry if david cross taught you how to be "acerbic" but that shouldn't be our problem, it's time to try something different, altgrandpa

Whoa cool picture of a toilet

whereyougiveashit.gif

wait - Height is still around? I saw him in like 2004 and he was embarrassingly horrible.

some dude's posts about me are essentially calling out my failure to see the narcissism of small differences in my posts, yet he is too myopic to see the narcissism of small difference in every argument he makes about my posting style vs. his very own posts. anyway ayo have fun climbin tooth mountain, crab chip

51. whiney v The Wire

Is this some long winded Tim&Eric skit going on in here?

its weird i have no interest in any of this but i keep clicking on this thread. this is the ilx experience isn't it?

I finally got that joke lol, it'll surprise probably nobody to learn that I don't generally refer to a toilet as a john. also I call people who patronize prostitutes "Steves"

wait, who is elsandboxo ?

beefing in third person makes it sound like you guys are in judge ned raggett's ilx courtroom or something

N7716R.jpg

judith otm

http://static.hypervocal.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Bennett.jpg

http://i836.photobucket.com/albums/zz286/Sassya_2009/RiffRaff.jpg

I kinda like the idea of Whiney dragging zing culture kicking and screaming into modernist modes of expression tbh #insertbunueljokehere

some dude's posts about me are essentially calling out my failure to see the narcissism of small differences in my posts, yet he is too myopic to see the narcissism of small difference in every argument he makes about my posting style vs. his very own posts. anyway ayo have fun climbin tooth mountain, crab chip

― miranda lambo (dealwithit.gif), Wednesday, December 28, 2011 6:11 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink

this would make sense if i was going out of my way to shit on you or other people the way you do constantly, but there's a reason your name is in this thread 800 times and mine isn't

and also why you have 300 sb's or whatever and i don't

i used to think a big part of ilx metaposting was calling ppl on their bullshit in amusing and/or insightful ways and i feel like whiney kinda broke that tradition by just thinking it was ZING WARS or w/e but u cant really blame him i guess

you might have a point. i used to feel like i had to be on my game and phrase things carefully or someone would hit me with a bon mot that would cut me to the core, now it's just say whatever innocuous thing you want and wait for the all caps attack no matter what.

ayo have fun climbin tooth mountain, crab chip

what a poorly formed "baltimore inside baseball joke"

i put a whoopie cushion on home plate at camden yards

and also why you have 300 sb's or whatever and i don't

― some dude (Mr. Stevenson #2), Wednesday, December 28, 2011 3:27 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink

DO NOT PRESUME TO KNOW WHY THE SBS FALL AS THEY DO, FOR THE SB GODS ARE JEALOUS, AND HE WHO IS LAST SHALL BE FIRST

Oh furtie, you silly cockspaniel!

Lamp = the Henry James of zing

i just don't get people who aspire to have or seem to need reassurance that they have a "discernable posting style"

it's kinda like people who try to be weird

absolutely gutted tbh that I don't have a discernable posting style

ILXors wanna discern me

but first they gotta whiney

it's possible to get lost in the crowd and seem kind of bland or anonymous even if you post regularly, but 'standing out' on a message board is not really any kind of accomplishment in and of itself. it's like making a big deal of wearing a wacky hat to get attention as if it takes an effort to wear the hat.

like, see, dayo still has my name is his dental. i'm not doing anything

what's wrong with seeming bland or anonymous on a message board? that seems to indicate that you actually fit in well.

http://rlv.zcache.com/famous_on_the_internet_hat-p148744421490157272zvzms_400.jpg

i thought whiney's hat was blue?

man whiney, once you unleash a funny into the world there are no take-backs

nothing wrong w/ it sarahel. i mean unless you WANT to be 'known' on ilx or wherever, which again, a questionable goal.

plus it was a meme first invented about the anonymity of deej and j0rdan iirc

by that one guy

dejo -> dayo

I've always wanted to be really well-known on ILX

i was a starry-eyed small town boy like you once, kid, stepping off the bus with dreams of being the next hongro

http://www.itseasybeinggreen.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/300x/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/N/7/N7716R.jpg

how about those texts from bennett, huh?

would like to say that "prolly fake but whatevs it's fun" has now taken on some of the same impact in my mind as "just a bit of fun let's be cool"

http://i.imgur.com/dX77v.gif

― uncle bannmee who can recall his past logins (dealwithit.gif)

hat tip

lol'ing v. hard at the sunglass animation on the johntoilet

http://blog.kazaa.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/StevenTylerSunglasses.jpeg

rip micheal jackson

guys can you keep it down in here, im tryin to watch my Camp Cucamonga VHS

what's the autoreplace

j0hn?

john

damn

haha, it was supposed to look like an autoreplace!

sorry if thats too omg surrealism metaboarding for ol moves like double dagger jagger up thurr

wow. a pun on a baltimore band and a pop hit. that really does traverse my identity and interests in a way that is mildly clever but mostly forced and utterly pointless. bravo.

nevermind that i wasn't even the one talking about the autoreplace thing.

YOU GUYS JUST STOPPPPPPP

can't we all just get along?
sheesh

ok fuck it can't watch shit in peace in this house
off to the movies. think ima check out

http://www.moviegoods.com/Assets/product_images/1020/234210.1020.A.jpg

The fake autoreplace smacks of Duchamp

or andy kaufman

http://i.imgur.com/tsbLa.jpg

wow i had no idea aerosmith and markers were that close irl

http://i.imgur.com/qFkKF.gif

kudos all round

can't stop laughing at toilwithit.jpeg

it really has the perfect smirk

lol @ toilwithit

since you apparantly think I'm worse than dom, i'll start by going from thread to thread calling you racist for your cute contraction of "white n****r" in this thread

― miranda lambo (dealwithit.gif), Wednesday, December 28, 2011 4:40 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Permalink

50. whiney v contractions

― judith, Wednesday, December 28, 2011 4:41 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Permalink

50. whiney v contractions
xp LOL

― nuhnuhnuh, Wednesday, December 28, 2011 4:42 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Permalink

lmao this made the whole sorry episode worthwhile

i humbly and politely request that dayo and "Cooper Chucklebutt" stop being dicks to me.

― miranda lambo (dealwithit.gif), Wednesday, December 28, 2011 5:31 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Permalink

i mean this is all seriousness im sorry dude, it just kind of spiraled out of control, and i dont think i will ever understand you so please dont expect me to

also dayo totally has a discernible posting style

discernible shit

texts from bennett vs. posts from Cooper Chucklebutt

i practiced on my sainthood/i gave to one and all/but the rumours of my virtue/they moved him not at all

http://media.treehugger.com/assets/images/2011/10/toilet-llqq-001.jpg

i changed to my style to silver/i changed my clothes to black/and where i would surrender/now i would attack

http://media.treehugger.com/assets/images/2011/10/toilet-llqq-001.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fumBcKC6RE

please consider posting that youtube in response to everything like markers w/the blink 182 song. I know it will be a burden but think of the lols

so happy the still for that is the scene where Rick Ross is in a wheelchair

otm, let us count our blessings in this time of reflection

i'll bet Bennett is happy, too

http://tinyurl.com/ccr9y9z

it still blows my mind that ross decided to be seated while rapping the "make a bitch n***a sit down" line

otm http://blogs.villagevoice.com/music/2011/12/worst_songs_2011_karmin_mac_lethal.php

"racist viral hit"!!!!!!!

wow i had NOT seen that get low, that is DEpressing

fyi forks the difference between that stuff and 'autotune the news' is pretty miniscule

after watching 10 seconds of that I don't get how it's 'racist' just seems like stupid college kids making crappy music

one love to maura but getting up in arms about this immensely benign and dopey shit as being "racist, classist, sexist, and homophobic" is more a sign of spending too much time on facebook (and nyc) than the inherent evils of mac lethal

dude, yer autotune the news hobby horse is getting worn but since you need to be reminded: the difference is that they wrote their own material, created actual melodies and did a solid job of it. the get low cover is honeydrenched bullshit.
iatee otm tho.

they were also white kids saying "shawty" in a T-Pain voice a lot

that's still not inherently 'racist'

sd,shouldn't you be more offended that they are now listing "youtube oeuvre" as a end-of-year list entry? i thought that was deeply offensive to you.

they were also white kids saying "Shawty" in a T-Pain voice a lot WITH T-PAIN

http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/taraagracee/default/white-girls-gang-signs--large-msg-118971015772.jpg

hilarious comedy having nothing whatsoever to do w/race

autotune the news is just awful fwiw

they were also white kids saying "shawty" in a T-Pain voice a lot

― some dude who likes to say "wigger" a lot, Thursday, December 29, 2011 4:18 PM

sd,shouldn't you be more offended that they are now listing "youtube oeuvre" as a end-of-year list entry? i thought that was deeply offensive to you.

― Dranke, the German Drake Impersonator (forksclovetofu), Thursday, December 29, 2011 11:19 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Permalink

::shrugs:: that's like a loosely connected series of posts w/ a number on them, not a ballot in a poll, doesn't really bother me