Rolling This is Racist (sandbox ed)

http://www.signonsandiego.com/photos/galleries/2011/nov/29/discoversd-party-pics/

http://media.signonsandiego.com/img/photos/2011/11/29/_6cover-27Nov2011043807248000_t620x349.png?355b3277bec9d339f1728cced3aced55a8e84e56

http://media.signonsandiego.com/img/photos/2011/11/29/_2-27Nov2011043805782000_t620x349.png?355b3277bec9d339f1728cced3aced55a8e84e56

San Diego, how are you feeling? Do you need to lie down?

that marketing rep deserves a scalping!

can we sb frogbs yet

Thought the thread would be about this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGH-4jQZRcc

O_o

first post is pretty raciWSt

ShariVari OTM

it's super unfortunate because I really like the song, too ;_;

Xpost: I was just thinking where's the "WS of shame" thread when you need it.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2069055/Laura-Wilson-Groomed-sex-12-stabbed-death-17.html

http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/11/2011/11/32ad23f4cc81f49dc6ec0c85232f3c41.jpg

speaking of this girl is just complete O.o

http://www.forbes.com/sites/quickerbettertech/2011/12/12/if-i-was-a-poor-black-kid/

this really is the most incredible article

wow

"WHY DON'T BLACK KIDS WANT TO WATCH TED TALKS?"

In Philadelphia, there are nationally recognized magnet schools like Central, Girls High and Masterman. These schools are free. But they are hard to get in to.

this is hilar because masterman takes in 100 kids a year... and philly has a population of like, 1.5 million people

that is aaron rogers' wife btw

I believe that everyone in this country has a chance to succeed. Still. In 2011. .... It takes a little luck.

what a fucking tool

if-i-was-a-poor-black-kid

na na na na na na na na na na naaa

thank you internet lyrics site

If I were a rich man,
Yubby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dum.
All day long I'd biddy biddy bum.
If I were a wealthy man.
I wouldn't have to work hard.
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
If I were a biddy biddy rich,
Idle-diddle-daidle-daidle man.

http://www.forbes.com/sites/quickerbettertech/2011/12/12/if-I-were-a-rich-man-yubby-dibby-dibby-dibby-dibby-dibby-dibby-dum

if I were an ewok

this article is unbelievable

all day long i'd worship c-3po

it reads like an onion article yeah

it has that whole onion-y unceasingly follow and reiterate the joke premise

http://blogs-images.forbes.com/cache/gravatars/genemarks_136.jpg

[Private schools] want to show smiling, smart kids of many different colors and races on their fundraising brochures. If I was a poor black kid I’d be using technology to research these schools on the internet, too, and making them know that I exist and that I get good grades and want to go to their school.

if i were black... *dreams a lil dream*

all day long I'd yubby nubby nub

DEAR SIRS PLZ ACCEPT ME TOO YOUR FINE SCHOOL I AM BLACK AND SMILE SIGNED MIDDLE AGED WHITE MAN

ABOUT ME
I admit I'm a short, balding and mediocre certified public accountant (biggest downfall: if it's close enough it's good enough). I write Quicker Better Wiser and Quicker Better Tech columns/blogs for Forbes.com. I was a former senior manager at KPMG and since 1994 the owner of the Marks Group PC, a 10-member customer relationship management consulting firm based outside Philadelphia. I've written five small-business management books, most recently, “In God We Trust, Everyone Else Pays Cash: Simple Lessons From Smart Business People.” I also write The Dashboard, a weekly online column for The New York Times as well as twice-monthly column for Bloomberg BusinessWeek and American City Business Journals. You can follow me at twitter.com/genemarks.

I would use Skype to study with other students who also want to do well in my school.

lmao I love this part, studies have shown that successful students always skype with other successful students

his twitter kinda reads like WhiteGuy_ebooks

genemarks Gene Marks
Implement these CRM tactics next year and improve your biz in 2012~ ow.ly/7W4oy via @phaseware
3 hours ago

lol hes a twitter marketing spammer

"fuck, idk, kid. read spark notes or some shit. fuck do i look like? a poor black kid? don't you kids have skype nowadays? skype some of your friends."

lol he really is! following 5000k

http://oi40.tinypic.com/xc6dg8.jpg

if i were a poor black kid, thank god im a rich white man, signed rich white man

http://www.quickerbetterwiser.com/images/bg_wrapper.jpg

punchabler!

Wiser!™

shocked to find out he's middle aged because the obscenely myopic sense of how privelege works is like that of a college freshman

If he were a 'poor black kid,' he'd use decades of skills gained via the privilege of being a middle-class white dude to succeed.

And I would use the technology available to me as a student. I know a few school teachers and they tell me that many inner city parents usually have or can afford cheap computers and internet service nowadays.

This quote is so painfully dumb. I know the whole column is, but still.

btw, is it me or is this new UK Southern Comfort advert just a tad fucked up?

http://www.tellyads.com/show_movie.php?filename=TA14106

all the diner characters from Two Broke Girls - I can't believe that shit gets on TV in 2011

xp It's Driving Miss Daisy, with hipster d-bags.

the tram driver is, er, enthusiastic

xxp yeah I caught that one day and was pretty surprised how many racial stereotyping there was, I guess this is the Seth MacFarlane effect

you know you're trolling right when even frogbs condemns you

no kidding, I mean THAT GUY is the real racist

http://elizabethjazz.com/wp-content/uploads/300-avery-smith-fresh-lc-060910.jpg

I believe that everyone in this country has a chance to succeed. Still. In 2011. Even a poor black kid in West Philadelphia.

all the diner characters from Two Broke Girls - I can't believe that shit gets on TV in 2011

I watched a couple of minutes of this last night because I was expecting How I Met Your Mother to be on, and it seemed like a sitcom from the seventies (except for the sexual references).

i don't see why every episode can't be about Kat Denning's breasts, the one legitimate point of interest on that show

yeah it really is like they took some 35-year-old 'sassy broads working in a greasy spoon' teleplays and added some references to williamsburg and recessionistas (xpost)

what is a recessionista

kiss my organic grits

took some 35-year-old 'sassy broads working in a greasy spoon' teleplays

and didn't even sub garrett morris' name, thank god

willsmith.jpg destroyed me

http://yoisthisracist.com/

that url is slightly.

is that site's overuse of "yo" racist?

*kills self*

y0 Arbuckle

yo dayo nice display name

whats up dayo

cuauhtemoc blanco I believe I was first

goddamnit I wasn't

'fraid not dude

it's OK tho b/c it's hilarious either way

yah it's pretty funny

dayo-ld idea

booyah

loooool xp

TNC does his best to rescue this guy

http://www.theatlantic.com/national/archive/2011/12/a-muscular-empathy/249984/

Has this been posted yet?

Trolling The Internet With 'If I Were A Poor Black Kid'

that sounds familiar, but this is a really long thread, you might have to look really far to see if it was posted already

No I mean what I posted is a response to the original 'if i were a black kid', also in Forbes

TNC killed it.

ok sorry lb that forbes response piece was awesome

Sometimes I forget to read TNC, I should stop doing that.

thoughts? I can't decide about this one.

6. Heat shrink tubing is your friend ($2.99–$14.95)

Sooner or later you’ll need to solder new wire to your pickup leads to extend the length. Do it enough times, and your wires will look like Slash’s head after an all-nighter. So slip ‘em through this nifty stuff and light a match to see the tubing shrink and conform to the shape of the solder joint, keeping the contact safe and your axe’s innards orderly.

he means it will have a top hat on it fyi

idgi

and I'm a man who has heatshrunk some tubes in his life

o boy

gonna have to go with "nope"

it is a well known fact that slash is biracial and therefor impossible to be racist against

heatshrink looks all bulgy and weird after you shrink it so I just assumed they were talking about how after a bender your face gets all craggy and ugly

but yeah the tophat thing makes more sense

but he's talking about what the wires look like before you put heatshrink on it; from context it seems like he says they look like long stringy nappy strands of hair, or maybe he thinks Slash has dreads

oh duh lol I didn't read it right

Whoa

http://gawker.com/5870126/someone-thought-these-were-good-ads-for-a-chinese-restaurant

!

What is the social benefit from publicizing (and laughing at?) things like this?

I was about to go on a trip to Dubai and this restaurant was #1 on my list of dining experiences. No more.

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/comment/7/2011/12/980c70e374e329159a80e32a8fd10e14/340x.jpg

that's not racist iirc

gawker.com's anti-racism crusade making a difference

she is stereotyping aliens as "mysterious"

And "things," even more racist!

the story behind that photo is that a photographer went around china asking random chinese people to write anything they wanted to on a blank sheet of paper that they would hold up. some of the people chose to write in chinese, some wrote in english, some didn't write anything

what a nice story.

http://www.419eater.com/images/luthman2.jpg

William And Kate Visit Homeless In London

Paul Harrison, Royal correspondent

William and Kate have paid a two-hour visit to the Centrepoint homeless charity in south London.

And as the Duke mingled with residents of the Camberwell centre, the 29-year-old patron showed off his new 'swag' dance.

As Kate looked on smiling, Prince William began grooving, goaded on by those around him.

"Your swag was on point," resident Vanessa complimented the future king

john terry

this is, and they keep playing it on my tv:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wv-OnStiYqg

even ignoring the racism, what a horribly formed "commercial"

http://i.imgur.com/ELP2P.jpg

Lawyer Alejandro Balbi holds a picture of Liverpool striker Luis Suarez posing with a black child - and confirmed Suarez will appeal his ban after being charged with racially abusing a fellow player

for fuck's sake

ARRRRRGH if I ever hear the phrase "plantation mentality" again I may puke. West Michigan, WHAT IS WRONG WITH U??

nakh posted this on the footy thread
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2078170/The-picture-shows-caring-John-Terry-poses-Hamleys-black-baby.html

*poses w/black child*

That is fucking hilarious

That .xxx commercial is not, tho

"c'mon guys, you're a gang...you're on the side of teh street, you're wearing hoodies, you're..."

also black baby =

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdYVBaUXU8U

man I had forgotten about John Rocker

That was Gavin McInnes, right?