HELLO THIS IS DOG

Hello? This is your Dog. Are you there? Are you
coming home?
Hello? Is anybody home? Well, you don't know me,
but I know you.
And I've got a message to give to you.
Here come the Danes.
So you better get ready. Ready to go. You can come
as you are, but pay as you go. Pay as you go.

And I said: OK. Who is this really? And the voice said:
This is the paw, the paw that takes. This is the
paw, the paw that takes.
This is the paw, the paw that takes.
Here come the Danes.

― Tuomas, Wednesday, 30 November 2011 13:28 (twelve years ago) link

i want a hello this is dog/dogfort mashup

― bene_gesserit, Wednesday, 30 November 2011 14:48 (twelve years ago) link

hello this is dog
latin

― dog latin, Wednesday, November 30, 2011 10:17 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Permalink

http://www.bbq-brethren.com/forum/images/smilies/clap.gif

― elks thunder, Wednesday, 30 November 2011 15:15 (twelve years ago) link

that dog can fucking jump!

― Mike Latham Pennysong Green Hanle y, Wednesday, 30 November 2011 19:50 (twelve years ago) link

http://blogfiles.wfmu.org/KF/2011/11/30/dog_headphones.gif

YES

― William (C), Wednesday, 30 November 2011 21:05 (twelve years ago) link

is that the shiba inu from the end of silent hill 2

― bene_gesserit, Wednesday, 30 November 2011 22:10 (twelve years ago) link

confirmed
http://youtu.be/GUDcSeUvkOw

― bene_gesserit, Wednesday, 30 November 2011 22:12 (twelve years ago) link

haha wtf

― OH NOES, Wednesday, 30 November 2011 22:14 (twelve years ago) link

hahaha oh man, it is!

― ~curious orange~, Wednesday, 30 November 2011 23:28 (twelve years ago) link

DOG

― William (C), Wednesday, 30 November 2011 23:31 (twelve years ago) link

http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/4213/doghighway01.jpg

― Pollbix, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:19 (twelve years ago) link

MAGIC!

― Sandbox James Morrison, Thursday, 1 December 2011 00:38 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMp-zThk7Xg

― dayo, Sunday, 4 December 2011 13:03 (twelve years ago) link

hello this is panda

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrlmwlQyWy1qaa871o1_500.jpg

― judith, Sunday, 4 December 2011 21:21 (twelve years ago) link

― your voice of treason, Sunday, 4 December 2011 22:05 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/kMcuJ.jpg

― river wolf, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 19:05 (twelve years ago) link

HELLO THIS IS DOG

is my favourite meme of the year.

2nd is markers, obv.

― big popppa hoy, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 19:09 (twelve years ago) link

mean shiba pup is classic

OMG IS THAT BOO DRESSED AS PANDA?

― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 19:26 (twelve years ago) link

This was at the hotel I stayed in last night:

http://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/s720x720/380459_10150401870161596_681036595_9016954_2066203849_n.jpg

It's one of the most adorably dopey dogs I've seen in months

― kingfish sandbox bonaparte, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 22:07 (twelve years ago) link

man people shouldnt really hunt dogs imo

― Cooper Chucklebutt, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 22:15 (twelve years ago) link

what about non man people

― big popppa hoy, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 22:22 (twelve years ago) link

HELLO

― DOG, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 22:31 (twelve years ago) link

hey pup

― flexidisc, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 22:35 (twelve years ago) link

DOG

― river wolf, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 22:36 (twelve years ago) link

YES

― DOG, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 22:51 (twelve years ago) link

HI DOG

― river wolf, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 22:53 (twelve years ago) link

DOG=BRO

― flexidisc, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 22:55 (twelve years ago) link

BRO

YES YES YES

― DOG, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 22:59 (twelve years ago) link

hi, i'd like to speak with "DOG"

― v-shasty, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 23:00 (twelve years ago) link

YES THIS IS DOG

― DOG, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 23:01 (twelve years ago) link

x-post DAMMIT

Is this DOG?

― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 23:01 (twelve years ago) link

Hey DOG. Are you 'a puppy' all grown up?

― Illia Rump (emil.y), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 23:04 (twelve years ago) link

HELLO KLAJSSSSSSSSSSNVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAERQTERWVQVVVVVVVVVV DOG

― William (C), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 23:06 (twelve years ago) link

dammit

― William (C), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 23:06 (twelve years ago) link

this
is
a collect call for "dog"
is this dog?

― league of women voters, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 23:07 (twelve years ago) link

And I said: OK. Who is this really? And the voice said:
This is the paw, the paw that takes. This is the
paw, the paw that takes.
This is the paw, the paw that takes.
Here come the Danes.

― Tuomas, Wednesday, November 30, 2011 1:28 PM (6 days ago) Bookmark Permalink

This is a sorely underrated post, imo.

― Illia Rump (emil.y), Tuesday, 6 December 2011 23:08 (twelve years ago) link

someone needs to make an "o supermutt" with ARF-ing instead of AH-ing

― silvana mangano, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 23:49 (twelve years ago) link

emil.y and mme rouge otm

― sarahel, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 23:52 (twelve years ago) link

http://static3.depositphotos.com/1003003/154/i/450/dep_1541479-Puppy-of-a-spitz-dog-with-phone.jpg

― sarahel, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 09:40 (twelve years ago) link

someone needs to make an "o supermutt" with ARF-ing instead of AH-ing
― silvana mangano, Tuesday, 6 December 2011 23:49 (Yesterday) Bookmark Permalink

Did you know the b-side to O Superman is called Walk The Dog? And is basically what you just described?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUClC6FWkTY

― dog latin, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 09:57 (twelve years ago) link

hi doggy

Todd

― realness, just realness, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 18:40 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LvLn9PWln8

― NotEnough, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 18:47 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I63kqpPpsn4

― big popppa hoy, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 19:27 (twelve years ago) link

http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Drawn+Picture+D+HELLO+THIS+IS+DOG_a88143_2934747.jpg

― arb ys, Thursday, 8 December 2011 23:25 (twelve years ago) link

I want to be the tobacco dog

― moonbop, Saturday, 10 December 2011 02:53 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66aVABUVWA4

― kingfish sandbox bonaparte, Sunday, 11 December 2011 09:29 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dg5UNBvpoy0

― kingfish sandbox bonaparte, Sunday, 11 December 2011 09:30 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgoDkwwpFx0#!

― kingfish sandbox bonaparte, Sunday, 11 December 2011 09:32 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/iM2UH.jpg

― river wolf, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 03:36 (twelve years ago) link

what is this beast!

― Z S, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 03:37 (twelve years ago) link

boo!

― Cooper Chucklebutt, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 03:37 (twelve years ago) link

~plush~

― river wolf, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 03:39 (twelve years ago) link

little dog

― your voice of treason, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 03:39 (twelve years ago) link

chia dog

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 03:40 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/sxfDX.gif

― your voice of treason, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 03:41 (twelve years ago) link

Z_S: https://www.facebook.com/#!/Boo

Boo is the best.

― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Tuesday, 13 December 2011 12:05 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/u9Ujo.gif

cross post with o_O

― river wolf, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 18:07 (twelve years ago) link

i have a love/hate relationship with boo

― bene_gesserit, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 18:38 (twelve years ago) link

I am so jealous of boo's success

― tumblr whine-y (dayo), Tuesday, 13 December 2011 18:40 (twelve years ago) link

the other dog in that boo pic - the one at the vet - looks a bit tuppencian

― sarahel, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 18:42 (twelve years ago) link

my god burrito dog

― Cooper Chucklebutt, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 19:12 (twelve years ago) link

http://vimeo.com/33219961

― tumblr whine-y (dayo), Tuesday, 13 December 2011 19:55 (twelve years ago) link

mean Shiba pup automatically puts DMX in my head

― milo z, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 20:11 (twelve years ago) link

wow, friend just posted this pic of her puppay on facebook
http://i39.tinypic.com/1z4wsif.jpg

― umo, Friday, 16 December 2011 06:55 (twelve years ago) link

awww

― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Friday, 16 December 2011 12:10 (twelve years ago) link

― Tuomas, Friday, 16 December 2011 12:16 (twelve years ago) link

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhgafs7c0x1qzvc2yo1_400.jpg

― sir thermo of thinwall, Friday, 16 December 2011 15:41 (twelve years ago) link

ha!

― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Friday, 16 December 2011 15:43 (twelve years ago) link

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw76eqJQed1qk5yn3o1_500.jpg

BREATHE DAMMIT

― mookieproof, Monday, 19 December 2011 02:06 (twelve years ago) link

omg

― HOOS aka driver of steen, Monday, 19 December 2011 02:32 (twelve years ago) link

DON'T YOU DOG ON ME

― HOOS aka driver of steen, Monday, 19 December 2011 02:32 (twelve years ago) link

Squeezed off on him, left them paramedics breathin soft on him

― nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Monday, 19 December 2011 02:35 (twelve years ago) link

hahah

― VegemiteGrrrl, Monday, 19 December 2011 06:31 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/NypXz.gif

― tumblr whineys (Cuauhtemoc Blanco), Monday, 19 December 2011 22:42 (twelve years ago) link

aw that is how i feel right now

― n/a, Monday, 19 December 2011 22:50 (twelve years ago) link

why did this turn into a tumblr whites dog photos thread and not stay as a celebration of one of the internet's great memes

― v-shasty, Monday, 19 December 2011 23:08 (twelve years ago) link

first post iirc

― v-bitchy (Cuauhtemoc Blanco), Monday, 19 December 2011 23:09 (twelve years ago) link

lol

― OH NOES, Monday, 19 December 2011 23:09 (twelve years ago) link

this "one of the internet's great memes" probably originated as a tumblr white meme fyi

― nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Monday, 19 December 2011 23:11 (twelve years ago) link

also what

― judith, Tuesday, 20 December 2011 00:04 (twelve years ago) link

HELLO

YES THIS IS DOG

― nuhnuhnuh, Tuesday, 20 December 2011 00:07 (twelve years ago) link

I don't see it as a "great meme" because no derivative of it will ever make me laugh as much as the original.

― joygoat, Tuesday, 20 December 2011 02:05 (twelve years ago) link

Joygoat!! I heard you have VA Woolf's copy of Meim Kampf!

― Sandbox Jesse, Tuesday, 20 December 2011 03:25 (twelve years ago) link

Why yes I do. Not mine obviously but it's sitting in my cubicle at work.

― joygoat, Tuesday, 20 December 2011 04:44 (twelve years ago) link

I want to know more about that. How did you come to get your hands on it? Did she make notes in it?

― Sandbox Jesse, Tuesday, 20 December 2011 04:45 (twelve years ago) link

uh - sorry dog thread!

― Sandbox Jesse, Tuesday, 20 December 2011 04:47 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah sorry dog thread.

Anyway I work in a university archive, one of our collections is a bunch of Woolf's personal stuff, which was acquired somehow through an old prof. from the english department who knew her or her husband or something. I don't believe that this has any of her notes in it, though there are lots of other things with her notes and drawings and such.

― joygoat, Tuesday, 20 December 2011 05:07 (twelve years ago) link

arbiter of memes

― t. silaviver, Tuesday, 20 December 2011 06:22 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.time.com/time/video/player/0,32068,671301612001_2030797,00.html

"How Dogs Help Veterans Cope with PTSD"

this will make you cry in a good way.

― kingfish sandbox bonaparte, Tuesday, 20 December 2011 06:33 (twelve years ago) link

I don't see it as a "great meme" because no derivative of it will ever make me laugh as much as the original.
― joygoat, Tuesday, 20 December 2011 02:05 (7 hours ago) Bookmark Permalink

The "I'm in your house right now!" one above came close.

― Y.O. Mini (MarkG oo la showaddywaddy), Tuesday, 20 December 2011 09:15 (twelve years ago) link

I like the "Hello Dawg, we hea..." one.

― dog latin, but cool (dog latin), Tuesday, 20 December 2011 10:11 (twelve years ago) link

HELLO THIS IS DOG LATIN

― lebateauivre, Tuesday, 20 December 2011 10:25 (twelve years ago) link

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ludafgaJwj1qgs3yho1_500.png

― cccccc, Tuesday, 20 December 2011 10:31 (twelve years ago) link

HELLO THIS IS WOOLF

― Chewshabadoo, Tuesday, 20 December 2011 10:57 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRfS10Ae46o

― Y.O. Mini (MarkG oo la showaddywaddy), Tuesday, 20 December 2011 11:01 (twelve years ago) link

http://lolled.net/kuvaus2/out.php?i=15808_koira3.jpg

― Tuomas, Tuesday, 20 December 2011 14:52 (twelve years ago) link

ha ha omg!

― sir thermo of thinwall, Tuesday, 20 December 2011 17:04 (twelve years ago) link

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwifrrPwjY1qk5yn3o1_500.jpg

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 20 December 2011 18:25 (twelve years ago) link

― Cooper Chucklebutt, Tuesday, 20 December 2011 18:27 (twelve years ago) link

badassmotherfuckers.org

(all-time, btw)

― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Tuesday, 20 December 2011 18:51 (twelve years ago) link

This is my boss's dog.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/38799_1560812902812_1309983927_31508244_656824_n.jpg

She is a 70 pound pit bull who is scared of strange things. Last night at a work Xmas dinner, she was terrified of stemware. Not rocks glasses or tumblers, only wine glasses and champagne flutes. Every time she noticed one, she would flee, sometimes tripping on her own legs.

― Sandbox Jesse, Wednesday, 21 December 2011 18:22 (twelve years ago) link

omg I'm dying

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erabJ_PEyGE&feature=fvwrel

pretty sure if Minnie had a mental status it would be: "retarded".

― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Wednesday, 21 December 2011 19:24 (twelve years ago) link

http://youtu.be/4qSlFu4cy3o

― judith, Wednesday, 21 December 2011 19:26 (twelve years ago) link

pretty pitty!

― Dranke, the German Drake Impersonator (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 21 December 2011 19:54 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/dCWZa.jpg

― river wolf, Thursday, 22 December 2011 15:39 (twelve years ago) link

lmao

― v-whiney (Cuauhtemoc Blanco), Thursday, 22 December 2011 16:32 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.suntimes.com/news/metro/9566024-418/disabled-chicago-cop-denied-pit-bull-service-dog-launches-landmark-ada-lawsuit.html

idiotic BSL is denying this retired chicago cop his service dog b/c the dog is part-pittie. Retired cop has had a stroke and needs said service dog.

Now that he’s retired and living in tiny Aurelia, Ia., the townsfolk are chasing him — to get rid of “Snickers,” a five-year-old Pit bull-mix service dog he needs after suffering a debilitating stroke that left him with no feeling on the right side of his body.
On orders from the Aurelia City Council, a heartbroken Sak has shipped his beloved protector off to a kennel just outside of the Iowa town where he moved last month to be closer to his ailing, 87-year-old mother-in-law. If he hadn’t gotten rid of Snickers, city fathers had threatened to seize and destroy the dog.
The mandate sets the stage for a landmark lawsuit on grounds that the federal Americans for Disabilities Act (ADA) guarantees people with disabilities the right to have service dogs, regardless of their breed...

― kingfish sandbox bonaparte, Thursday, 22 December 2011 17:10 (twelve years ago) link

http://i40.tinypic.com/1108zg1.jpg

― league of women voters, Thursday, 22 December 2011 19:12 (twelve years ago) link

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lb2laaQr8u1qc7hooo1_500.jpg
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lajizwxpr51qz7i1io1_500.jpg

― edb, Thursday, 22 December 2011 19:28 (twelve years ago) link

omg

― mookieproof, Thursday, 22 December 2011 20:01 (twelve years ago) link

that second one is my favorite
i've come back to look at it 3x

― league of women voters, Thursday, 22 December 2011 20:02 (twelve years ago) link

I don't think plax's link got enough love

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qSlFu4cy3o

― nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Thursday, 22 December 2011 20:05 (twelve years ago) link

xp last one imo!!!

his face says: "impressed?"

― arb ys, Thursday, 22 December 2011 20:06 (twelve years ago) link

his face says: 'you don't even understand what this level of fun is like'

― mookieproof, Thursday, 22 December 2011 20:07 (twelve years ago) link

i like the jaunty heel click

― league of women voters, Thursday, 22 December 2011 20:09 (twelve years ago) link

oh god that french bulldog

― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Thursday, 22 December 2011 20:11 (twelve years ago) link

skyrim variant
http://i.imgur.com/YCMfw.jpg

― Dranke, the German Drake Impersonator (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 24 December 2011 00:47 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=KBluUZ4NnZg

― sandbox, Saturday, 24 December 2011 01:11 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=cute+puppies&hl=en&prmd=imvns&source=lnms&tbm=isch&ei=4yr1TvbqFYbs8QPo6q21AQ&sa=X&oi=mode_link&ct=mode&cd=2&ved=0CBcQ_AUoAQ&biw=1279&bih=635

― judith, Saturday, 24 December 2011 01:29 (twelve years ago) link

golden retrievers totally are into dave matthews band

― Dranke, the German Drake Impersonator (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 24 December 2011 03:27 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/jFFYsl.jpg

― bnw, Saturday, 24 December 2011 06:34 (twelve years ago) link

lol

― HOOS aka driver of steen, Saturday, 24 December 2011 08:02 (twelve years ago) link

Merry Christmas and HELLO THIS IS DOG bless us every one.

― ledge, Sunday, 25 December 2011 10:06 (twelve years ago) link

BITCH I AIN'T NO MEME.

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l9vzxaoaLQ1qc7po2o1_500.jpg

― edb, Sunday, 25 December 2011 11:19 (twelve years ago) link

http://distilleryimage3.instagram.com/a5b58b6e2dd611e180c9123138016265_7.jpg

this my døg

― river wolf, Tuesday, 27 December 2011 01:54 (twelve years ago) link

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvybbj80Pu1qk5yn3o1_500.jpg

busted

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 27 December 2011 02:04 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86MA3fGxJno

― nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Tuesday, 27 December 2011 02:08 (twelve years ago) link

holy fuck

― HOOS aka driver of steen, Tuesday, 27 December 2011 02:30 (twelve years ago) link

lol reminds me of

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKWbT0CpaXo

― judith, Tuesday, 27 December 2011 11:26 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3464/3210838977_5bba45254c.jpg

― Carnitas, Wednesday, 22 February 2012 18:52 (twelve years ago) link

one year passes...

http://i.imgur.com/2wqdvib.gif

― nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Friday, 8 November 2013 00:59 (ten years ago) link

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