harbl encouragement thread

i encourage thee to ∞

ditto

∞

<3

it's important that i be able to say "well my lawyer thinks..." so do this shit for me!!!

note: i have said "i need to consult with my attorney" before and then called my dad.

GOOD LUCK HARBLSA!

Duorum in solidum dominium vel possessio esse non potest = YOU are gonna totally pwn this thing!

thank u all! i am gonna try not to internet today as i go through every flashcard but i will be thinking about the sandbox.

good luck harbs

thx max max max max <3

can i just blog here

i don't know if i'm sufficiently stressing about this. i am flashcarding at such a leisurely pace.

this morning i did:
professional responsibility
agency/partnership
corporations

i'm getting hungry but i don't feel like making anything. maybe i'll do one or two more subjects, then eat.................

blog here, it will remind us to think good thoughts

eating a lunch i accidentally put too much soy sauce on

i did family law and civil procedure, maybe go back over criminal law next

kinda don't care and just want it to be over tbh. but i need to care enough to make sure it's really over!!

ok i have done

professional responsibility
corporations
agency/partnership
civil procedure
family law
criminal law
criminal procedure
secured transactions
commercial paper

stuff is sort of memorized. 5 subjects left.

keep going keep going

too tired. i have a small pile to go through at breakfast then i'm done

how do we encourage thee? let us count the ways.

1. make drinks for you, and then drink them

2. Chant "HARBL ROCKS" from the rooftop while facing east, in a city on the opposite coast.

3. develop an urgent need for lawyerly assistance

4. have some thurgood marshall drams tonight

5. make next harbl drink with a dram of thurgood marshall

guh ros

lol. would be a good whiskey name.

http://www.businessballs.com/images/fantasticatbusinessballs1.jpg

say this to yrself before you go in and you will ace it

http://caseyanthonycase.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/cross_exam.jpg

ok i am going to think to myself "i am fantasticat" if i get in a bind

leaving in about an hour. they don't start instructions till 8:45 so i don't wanna sit there for a half hour but on the other hand i don't wanna be late if something happens to me on the way

good luck and see u soon!

u r fantasticat

Go Harbl! Remember to breathe!

i will now smoke an encouraging cigarette for harbl

is it done, when is it done?

maybe day 1 is done by now?
hope you knocked it out, harbs!

hi
it was ok. i know i botched a couple things and forgot some stuff in my haste but everyone did. i wrote something for every question. the only big failures were a contracts question i got frazzled on and answered in a really bizarre order and part of an evidence question that had a rule i could never understand (but it had 6 parts that i answered most of). secured transactions question was identical to one i did in practice. no con law questions. ok not gonna think about it anymore!

anyway i think i'm gonna pass. multiple choice all day tomorrow, which is hard, but more studying won't help. i don't know what to do with myself!

i keep thinking of what other stuff i did wrong. it's so hard not to ugh

i think you should go out to a movie. good distraction.
way to go!!

there doesn't seem to be anything i want to see. maybe i'll start a new book. had to bring both of my books back before they were done :(

i will probably just sit here and waste time on the internet

harbl! i'm glad you got through day 1.

yes! thank you estrella.

GOOD JOB!!!! You made through the first ever day of this special kind of hell. (xpost)

Is there a small animal nearby you can play with? Rolling around on the floor playing with one can be excellent.

yeah i can play with the cat but she sleeps from 8 am to 9 pm mostly. now i am watching her sleep half on her back with her legs spread open and in the air. yesterday when i was laying on my back reading flashcards out loud she would jump up on the bed with a chirp and lay down on my stomach. lol cats.

one thing i was amazed at was the number of people who didn't come back for the afternoon session! there were a number of empty seats. that must feel bad.

maybe your fruit flies will be up for a game.

ha that reminds me it's garbage day thanks

a good thing to consider about all those empty seats this afternoon is that those who complete the exam must have a much higher pass rate than the statistics indicate.

yeah, the scores are also adjusted so anyone that shows up and gets only a few points is bringing down the mean score, which is good (for me)

you are the only person in that exam room we care about.

you guys shoulda seen how many people in the room though! it's in a convention center "expo hall" so if you imagine an "expo" of your choice, it's the room without the boat 'n' rv show exhibits and just rows and rows of tables w/ 2 people at each. about 2/3 of the room is for laptop people, the rest for handwriters. it must have looked so strange to a normal person, or maybe if an alien came and this is the first thing it saw.

they have those downstairs below my work and it's always CPA tests. one time there were a bunch of girls out front waiting for the test to get over, holding signs to congratulate their boyfriends. my favorite sign said THE SUMMER OF OUR LIVES STARTS NOW

tell us about the proctors

i hope someone shows up tomorrow holding a sign for me! xp

proctors were late-middle aged black people without exception

that's all i know about them

maybe employees of the state board of law examiners? or some other state agency or the courts

i used to proctor tests, however i was neither late, nor middle aged, nor black, nor an employee of the state board.

i was just a person picking up an extra 50 - 75 bux on a saturday morning.

did u ever catch anyone cheating?

hmm possibly. maybe some retired people then. i just assumed they would make all their secretaries come in and proctor.

no but i heard some girls talking about it on the way out how some kid kept writing after they said stop. that definitely reflects poorly on his trustworthiness, honesty, and fitness to be a lawyer.

scandalous!

yeah, once. don't remember the details, i just passed it along to the proctor boss. not veey exciting.

i gave the cat some whisker lickin's treats as an apology for leaving her alone all day and the back of the bag says

There's a Scrumptious Variety For Every Mood!

When you curl up with your cat, something truly special happens. Make the most of the moment by giving a treat so delectable, so savory, your cat won't want the moment to end.

what kind of present do i buy myself after i complete this life obstacle

give us a shortlist.

bottle of alcohol

we have an answer

what does jergins recommend

im so proud of you harbl cant wait for you to be a lawyer

thanks max max max max, that really means a lot to me

pretty soon you will be a lawyer and i will be unemployed what do you think of that

well fortunately for me even if i'm unemployed i'll still be able to call myself a lawyer as long as i don't engage in any conduct that reflects poorly on my trustworthiness, honesty, and fitness

i think you should look into dentistry so you can be more like my new hero, russian-american lawyer/dentist/real estate agent and keen investigator into the provenance of barack obamas birth certificate orly taitz

will you be changing your login to harbl, esq.?

real estate agents possibly the worst people?

lol no xp

xp but dentists have the worst jobs

possibly. i wouldn't want to be one that cleans teeth but i think i could be an oral surgeon. i like to solve problems!

harbi what time do you finish tomorrow?

harbl<3

you are going to do this day two thing

yes you are

will be done by 5 at the very latest

knowing our harbl, she'll be done two.

better hold up the signs now, just in case she's even quicker than we could guess!

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2662/3768686199_bcb40fd8c6.jpg

she's going to get a wronged troll as her first client, i just know it

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3436/3768954997_0fe46fb9ed_o.jpg

Oh boo, I thought that would work. Here's the new one:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3436/3768954997_5937ea25ac_o.jpg

she must be checking and rechecking every answer. either that, or she's at the liquor store.

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hi

http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd118/embarchie/thesummerofourlives.jpg

!!! i encourage thee to the liquor store

ugh, internet keeps going out so i can't post! it was not so hard. last 20 questions i got so tired though. i was cruisin until then, thought i could leave early maybe, then i stopped being able to pay attention and went slow.

do i really wanna go to the liquor store? i need food but i'm too tired to cook. is drinking by myself even a good idea? it seems sad

yes you wanna go to the liquor store.
i know someone who i bet would drink with you but uhhhh

;-)

oh oops. he asked me if i wanted to go to the movies and i emailed back "ok maybe." then i remembered him like 8 weeks later. i am terrible but i was busy, ok???!!!

lol he didn't say anything i was just being creepy :(
but i bet if you said 'hey let's drink' he'd say 'yeah, ok!!!'

regardless, you should drink!

i want to make lxy's drink of rum soda lime but i don't have any limes or rum. i have one bottle of seltzer water.
either way i have to eat something but i can't get out of this chair

maybe you should treat yourself to a little trip to the pnw, harbl, and i will make as many drinks for you as you like. i make a damn fine drink, by the way. ask anybody.

someday. i need hundreds of dollars first. what rum should i get if they don't have your beloved flor de cana

pampero aniversario (comes in a cheesy leather pouch)
cockspur 12 (or regular -- is it 5 year or just plain? can't remember)
mount gay (eclipse, not the others)

if you get to the store and they don't have those, you can call me and i'll talk you through it. (if you want to do that let me know and i'll webmail you my #)

ok do that but i think i'll be ok!!!!

i sent you my number :)

i'm gonna laugh if you two talk on the phone

me too

ok. my internet broke after my last post so i didn't get the chance. then i had to get ethiopian takeout. then my parents called. but i did get an economy size bottle of MOUNT GAY and a couple limes

i think they possibly might have had other things lxy recommended but i didn't notice the number of bottles behind the bulletproof glass until after i made my choice

i think this thread now should shift from encouraging harbl mode to egging harbl on mode.

YAY HARBL another round of good work by you today!

please take my advice and measure a shot. use 1/4 of a lime. 4 or 5 ice cubes in an old fashioned (12 oz.) glass. less ice for a smaller glass.

xp

or perhaps teaching harbl how to make drinks mode

oh yes also, i would have laughed too. as estela and jergins well know.

i was just laughing out loud about the first time we talked.

i know me too!

lxy i have already made my drink while waiting for this page to load. i used about 1/6 of a lime because i have a strange way of cutting limes. i measured approximately a shot with mine eyes. i used 5 cubes. i am drinking out of the same mason jar as always (belongs to real tenant). probably more seltzer than necessary but i really like seltzer. tasty drink.

i probably typed this about 15 min before it gets posted! i can't wait to have my own internet

fucking love mason jars
again, congratulations, seriously.
the checker at the grocery store today asked me what club soda tastes like

i never call it "club soda"
i thought it was the same thing as seltzer?

i love mason jars too, and congratulating harbl:)

also thank you jergins, for congratulating me. even though congratulations scare me because i am mildly superstitious and i my exam will be jinxed!
and i'm afraid if i recycle my bar review books and flashcards i'll need them again in feb!

xp thanx estela too

is anyone here

hirbl

glad you are liking the drink

we may have found the common denominator for the sandbox: mason jars

i have lobbied for butts, then baseball. mason jars probly make the most sense though

they're perfect!

harbl, does passing the bar in your state mean you can practice in other states as well?

was wondering this

it's complicated. passing, in itself, doesn't even mean i can practice in maryland because i have to also pass the character and fitness stuff (i will) and then get sworn in to be admitted. so the exam is not enough, it's just the hardest part. then each state has its own way of deciding who gets to practice. some states will accept any other state's bar exam and then do their own little character and fitness thing, then others will let you in if you've been practicing for a few years in another state (might have to take a small state-specific exam for some of them), and others won't let you in at all until you pass their particular exam. you can transfer your multistate exam score to other states though. washington, dc lets you in if your multistate score is high enough but it costs like $600 or something. if i ever work in dc it will probably be for the federal government so i don't have to be admitted there, you can take any bar you want to work for them.

also another fun fact is that all states except maryland and washington require the multistate professional responsibility exam but fortunately i chose one of the two states that is not ethical. but that topic was on our normal bar exam, so they do care a little. if i moved states i might need to take that too.

unless you move here, right?

maybe the whole sandbox should move to washington.

this thread has reminded me to track down proper mason jars in australia, which i just have, but the question is before i order some, are regular or wide mouth mason jars best for drinking out of, because i forget what f.'s mom uses but i always drink out of them when i am at her house. supposedly wide mouth jars say wide mouth on the side of them but i wasn't observant enough (because i never am) to notice whether hers did or not. help me sandbox and you will be helping f. for he loves them also, we had an effusive discussion of praise about them sitting at his mom's table.

yes, wide mouth for sure, i got rid of all the other kind in my house

i can't believe lxy has never gone off on the sandbox about my love for mason jars

yeah they're so great. i don't really believe in having nice glasses or china or anything, it's all about utility and mason jars provide just what you need, while also being very attractive

i hate nearly all nice glasses and china, i hate fussy and prissy objects, mason jars are sturdy and satisfying and beautiful.

i have a beautiful set of china that i got from my grandparents, german, 1960. simple, sleek, wonderful. otherwise, china sucks.

xp jergins i can't believe YOU'VE never gone off about!

i haven't been up this late in weeks!

welcome to your new life!

jergins can i be an IRE mod? i think i've earned it

got to meet you first. you know that's how it works

X(

i'll just ask thereas then

harbl discouragement thread

i'm going to bed discouraged as my dreams have been crushed by a rude site admin

tsk to ∞

lol, i had a dream last night that harbl posted in a tone of largesse that she had gone to a bar to celebrate finishing her exams and had bought a bunch of drinks for everyone, she said, i bought 15 drinks, and then she listed them all, and then she said, well to be honest i drank 12 of them myself.

hah! so very harbl!

ok i just lolled so hard at that

i was lolling when i woke up.

really harbs you don't get why kevin k would be banned from IRE?

no i can't remember at all. i can think of some other people who i would like to be banned from IRE but he's harmless isn't he??

he's a shit stirrer but i don't remember why he was banned?

there was no event that precipitated his banning

good that's how it should be i withdraw my previous questions

lolawyer^

are there some other people we could ban for no reason? now that the precedent is there.

let's make a list!

you start

i feel like as a mod this would open my future bannings up to a lot of scrutiny and board lolyering.

; )

as if previous bannings were not scrutinized enough! ;)

hey guys there was a reason, just not an event

is it in the admin log

no

sub-board mods should ban whoever they want imo. carry on the noize dude tradition

<3

curious about this

maybe we'll chat about it at the seattle fap to which you are uninvited

well since jergins isn't even going to be there he can't even explain it

happy birthday, rotter!

thank you estela

bar results will be here next friday, i believe

i encourage you to have a nice birthday

ok, i will try. for you.

if you want to have a nice birthday you should

hb, harbs!

Truly! harbly harblday!

thank u

guys tbh i don't like birthdays that much. i'm mopey. trying not to be. i don't know anyone here who would take me out 4 a drink even

http://disney-clipart.com/winnie-the-pooh/eeyore/Eeyore-Flowers.jpg

ok. it's not so bad. almost over.

:)

happy belated birthday!
pass a bar, be my lawyer

good luck for friday, harbl, i can't wait.

thank you, my star

<3 you got this!

oops that was me, not daisy, but she sends her best, too!

thank you daisy and tehersa

i congratulate thee to ∞.

:)

oh GOOD for you, harbl!

yay u did it im so proud!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this one is for the sandbox

i just bared my teeth at my screen.

― estela, Sunday, June 21, 2009 9:25 PM

harbl!!!! Hooray for you!!!

thank you all sandboxers!

AWESOME!!!!!!!

CONGRATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

my dad said i have to call my grandmother bc she will be so proud i am the second lawyer in my family ever, in history. he said on my mom's side they just make work for lawyers :/

well that's quite nice, you've got a built-in client base

harbl, how do feel, where are you located on the ecstatic-->flat continuum?

(hopefully far far to the left.)

she's probably off sighing somewhere.

i would sigh at a sardine party too

but yes hoping for leftmost like estela said

eating sardines right now in honor of harbl

i'd do anything to honor harbl (but i won't do that).

i am honoring harbl by donating my share of the sardines to her

i was relieved but not really ecstatic so i was actually pretty close to flat but that's just how i am. i was pretty sure i passed before but a tiny bit worried i might not have.

very proud of you and also happy

thanks, jergins

unofficially have 1st round interview @ intended job in january. not sure if they're really hiring.
running out of money, getting sad about it

i am v qualified but not v confident

i can't believe i have my own encouragement thread wtf

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gonna be workin with omar little and friends at jail for a few months. kinda scared but mostly excited.
still got interview on tuesday and was rudely reminded by email i only have 2 of 3 reference letters in. i knew that because my third and most important person seems to have disappeared or retired. uh oh.

harblog

i found her, she has breast cancer :(
interview was ok, felt like i bungled some qns but i dunno. i'm sure everyone does and they were nice people. you get a score that tells whether you move on to bonus round. i might make up for it in on-paper stuff and recommendations i guess

<3

i <3 it when people bungle qns.

thanks estela. actually today i feel more worried about it :(. i hate interviews. i get too nervous and do not give thoughtful answers like i would normally because i am pretty thoughtful normally. not like they have any jobs for me anyway though. most of the hiring will be in rural areas because they have fewer attorneys in those offices, if one leaves they have to hire someone else. i really want to work in the city and don't want to relocate to appalachia so much. gahhhhhh

i passed first round but i have to wait for a vacancy somewhere to get second round :(

that's good! and while you wait you can do stuff you like that you won't have time for post-vacancy.

joblog

i got a letter about a 2nd round interview but i'm conflicted because it's in another county and i want to stay here and i wonder if it means they will be hiring here soon. i love the ppl in the office i'm in now a lot (i'm working there because i got a grant to "volunteer" so i'm not an official hire yet) and i want to stay. maybe i should ask my boss and boss's boss what they think.

no other place would be as perfect as here for the following reasons:

• jail is a 5 min walk from my house
• people hate every cop here, you win all the time
• everyone and everything is funny and intersting

also my boss is a hilarious gay and i made a best lawyer friend in the office <3333333

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2187/2074564520_8fe01b8619.jpg

wonder if i can get a poster of that

i encourage thee to ask your boss and your boss's boss what they think. they might be able to help you stay there where you are happy, which is the idea.

i am gonna email the hiring committee lady and say i am doing this interview but i would like to know if any openings are coming here. they are all on the same budget so it should be true imo. also called to schedule this interview & left message. either way money will be made soon, i hope.

i already have a list of all the stuff i'm gonna buy lol

spray tan
push up bra
'eat, pray, love'
chihuahua

lolstela no more like a couch, a tv, clothes, running shoes :)
i'm getting ahead of myself though, i just feel like it is closer than it was last week

well in my inimitable encouraging way i feel like it is too and i am glad.

finally talked to the lady and she told me the reason they are able to hire is they got a grant to hire one person on a contract basis.....................meaning no benefits and no union. gonna interview for it anyway because i gotta. i bet a lot of people want it too SUXXXXX

2day i am writing a cover letter for a job in ohio :/

aw shit

interview should be sometime though, and people keep saying they'll have to hire here too. the job is kind of perfect so i figured i might as well apply ˘\(o_º)/˘

i just feel despondent about life

i got a thin letter about that job today but it just said they're going to interview for it in may
still waiting to hear back from other job i'm supposed to interview for after they get the funding. i get home from jail too late to call sometimes. gotta make myself do it.

other than that i am doing 1 or 2 trials tomorrow and i am scared and not v confident but my gay boss said one of the cops i'm talking to is cute lol

i dunno what happened with that job in the other county but i got another letter about the juvenile division here. so i'm gonna interview for that. i'm scared though, i don't have much to say about juveniles. not sure how many people they interview for each vacancy.

tell them how much you hate teenagers, the job should be a cinch to get

they'll say "if you hate teenagers, you'll *really* hate these teenagers"

my sister was in juvie for a while. i never visited her while she was in, thank fuck

the juveniles i have worked with have been mostly ok. boys i mean, the girls are more demanding. i had a juvenile robber the other day and the intake lady was filling out the special form for juveniles where they ask about life and she was like "do you have any hobbies?" and he laughed and said "i like smoking" and i lolled. she scolded him, i didn't like that.

<3

interview is next thursday. better read up on juveniles and get some people to say good things about me. last time i met the lady who is interviewing me it was st. patrick's day and i was drunk. oops.

this thread has reminded me to track down proper mason jars in australia, which i just have, but the question is before i order some, are regular or wide mouth mason jars best for drinking out of, because i forget what f.'s mom uses but i always drink out of them when i am at her house. supposedly wide mouth jars say wide mouth on the side of them but i wasn't observant enough (because i never am) to notice whether hers did or not. help me sandbox and you will be helping f. for he loves them also, we had an effusive discussion of praise about them sitting at his mom's table.

― estela, Thursday, 30 July 2009 02:49 (8 months ago) Permalink

yes, wide mouth for sure, i got rid of all the other kind in my house

― lxy, Thursday, 30 July 2009 02:51 (8 months ago) Permalink

i can't believe lxy has never gone off on the sandbox about my love for mason jars

― jergins, Thursday, 30 July 2009 02:52 (8 months ago) Permalink

yeah they're so great. i don't really believe in having nice glasses or china or anything, it's all about utility and mason jars provide just what you need, while also being very attractive

― spite n ease (harbl), Thursday, 30 July 2009 02:54 (8 months ago)

i finally got myself a dozen wide mouth pint jars, i had to get them shipped from melbourne, i truly love them. they are so satisfying to drink from. and to look at. and to hold in my hand.

good luck for your interview, harby.

i liked it when we were driving around seattle last year and jergins pointed towards where his sister went to juvie.

thank u estela.

i got a box of quart mason jars when i had a free shipping coupon for jcpenney.com. i'll get some smaller ones next time, too. i had a couple drinking glasses i got at a thrift store but i got frustrated with them and threw them out. they were too narrow for harbl megahands to clean without a dishwasher. mason jars are great.

i was getting used to the idea of juvenile but i think because i told this other guy in the office about my interview he was like, oh a vacancy i'm gonna transfer there (i'm not mad, like i told him i didn't wanna go there), and now the interview is for his job in the office i'm in now. now i feel anxious there will be some unknown obstacle like another person interviewing for it who has been here longer? ughhdg;dlgkjdfg;lkdjgdfg;lkjdfgdfl;gjk

http://scienceblogs.com/insolence/upload/2010/02/the_invasion_of_well-intentioned_but_use/stuart_smalley.jpg

that's so weird you posted that, i read all of harbs' posts in a stuart smalley voice

going forward i do too.

i dunno i feel like good stuff just doesn't happen to me guys

c'mon kid, that just won't do.

^^

also what, my small(ey) compliment doesn't count for anything??

it's today, i think i'll be ok. if not...........oh well

i'm not gonna find out for another month. they are interviewing 20 ppl :-/

i feel so bad about this! i can't wait that longggggg

<3

gosh i have such a weakness for rotten girls.

there's this girl at pilates i love. the other day she (who is way, way better at pilates than me) was lying on a mat next to mine doing nothing while the instructor was busy with someone else so i said to her in a stern voice, 'instead of just lying there you might want to study my form and pick up some useful, improving tips.' at first she was startled because she thought i was serious but then she lolled and said, 'i can't look at you, it's just too intimidating,' and we lolled and lolled then later from across the room i shouted at her that she was marvelous and she did this terrible smug nod and i thought, 'i bet the sandbox would <3 you'.

i really feel terrible estela! like i don't want to go on. now i have to go back to this office for 4 more weeks while the boss and 2 other ladies think about it, and then they'll hire one of the other 19 and it'll be like, oh. ok. bye? everyone there likes me i feel except the boss, i can't tell with him. he's extremely serious while the rest of us spend a lot of time laughing and being vulgar. i do a good job though. i'm going to get my last grant paycheck soon. i might go spend some time in ny w/ my parents instead of working because it will drive me crazy.

ugh i feel like it'll be super awkward there for the next few weeks, and then awkwarder if they don't hire me

the awkwardness is on your side! make it as awkward as you can! that way they will feel way too stink to hire anyone else!

i'm sure this advice is redundant, since they probably already hired you and just want to make you wait a bit.

i think i was the first one interviewed just because i called first last monday morning. probably like 16 to go at this point. i am going to have to explain this to my work friends tomorrow and it will probably make me cry. i hate how pessimistic i am all the time. my head hurts.

good luck harbl

you will be fine, harbl, i know it. i think you might be a defensive pessimist. i am one. <3

exactly! i think if i don't try to anticipate every bad thing that happens it will happen and i will be surprised. it really works! i feel better today, i guess. everyone was shocked when i told them how long i'd have to wait. boss went out to do more interviews. the office manager pulled me aside and told me she had told him he had to hire me, but i don't think he listens to her, she's just an office lady. some people think maybe they are interviewing so many people either because they are required to or because there will be more than one job opening up in the near future. i don't know. no more thinking!

today my boss thanked me for coming to work today, he's so awkward. at least that means he likes me, right? guy who is transferring said he *knows* i will get the job but ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

<3

i work in here http://wjz.com/local/central.booking.wjz.2.1667135.html
it's not much of an "inside look" though.

http://llnw.image.cbslocal.com/33/2007/10/20/175x131/alexdemetrick.jpg

|:-{

i saw a sjc tonight and thought about putting in a good word for you but there was not really an appropriate time.

oops i mean a scj

i'm distraught because they said within a month and it's been 29 days. on monday my boss came to me and awkwardly asked if i "like it here." i think that's good? but i still haven't heard anything and i don't wanna call them and ask because it feels awkward and i'm afraid of the answer.

he also asked me on friday if i had read a court of appeals case that came out 2 days before. i said no but i volunteered to read it for him and then i did and told him what i thought.

guh i hating waiting for shit, its easy to convince yourself bad news is coming

i asked him today when i would find out and he said i don't know, i've been bothering "them" about it, i hope it is soon. he wouldn't have told me he hopes if he didn't recommend me, right? this sucksssssss

you're in!

i'm not at work today because i don't want people to think i'm trying to give them pink eye (although it won't be contagious if i wash my hands and don't touch my eyes). maybe i'll get a call, or a letter.

nope still nothing! i'm getting angry. it's rude of them to make me wait after all the interviews have been done for almost 2 weeks.

so what happens if you don't get this position? Do you stay with what you are currently doing at the same place where this other job is?

I hope they don't make you wait much longer >:(

Also, that yr pink eye clears up fast.

pink eye is mostly gone, symptoms started sunday. the job i'm doing at the same place (same exact job, basically) was a volunteer position i got a grant for when they weren't hiring. i would have to find something else to do at least part time because i stopped getting paychecks from the grant last month.

oh man, that truly sucks. They need to man-up and get you hired on.

I will send the boss guy a durian if you think it will help.

i think i did everything i could to help myself and now it's out of his hands, i'm just waiting on the hiring committee to care about my feelings

oh guess what he did recommend me and really wants me to work there but the other 2 ladies who interviewed me and don't know me wanted someone else so i didn't get the job and it's gonna be forever until they have another opening

he brought me into his office and told me because i hadn't gotten the letter yet and kept telling me how i do a good job and stuff (i think it was sincere) and i wanted to disappear. i am so mad and i don't know what to do now.

:( sorry harbl.

of course i feel like it's something i did wrong even though i can't think of anything i did wrong, everyone likes me in the office and i never feel like everyone likes me :(

I'm so sorry :(
Can you (or the boss guy) ask the 2 ladies what needed to be different for them to have considered you more strongly? It could be a bunch of guff, but also could maybe be useful info for the future.

i'm guessing the other person had prior trial experience, which like no one has when they start w/ this office. i honestly don't want to know. i feel like i'm not a good interviewer. he said he was trying to see if they might make another opening and he called a few people for me to see about other jobs. i am appreciative but it's not the same :(

sorry harbl, that sucks balls :/

hey harbl im really sorry to hear that. their loss. really.

like everyone has volunteered to be mean to the new guy, whoever it is

i finally got the interview with the county office i was supposed to interview with a long time ago, and then i called my boss and he was very willing to fax them a recommendation letter today. i have mixed feelings because i don't want to commute that far but maybe i won't get it anyway!

good luck with this! and maybe (banal sentiments here) the long distance will turn out to be a blessing in disguise, esp. if you're comfortable where you're living but want a bit of exposure to new ppl and new communities.

sooooooo i got that far away job. hello commute!

Congratulations! How far is your commute? I always think I will knit on the bus, but I never do.

took me about 50 min to get there for the interview post rush-hour but google maps said 35. i need to figure out a faster route. lack of public transit options is frustrating, annapolis has NO trains and the bus/light-rail combo would take me 2 hours. it's a year contract funded by a grant, but same agency as i've been working for. hoping the state budget will improve and i can become a real state employee and transfer back here after that? probably not though. at least now i can afford to buy yarn lol. and i will probably go on a book shopping spree. and buy clothes. it's not really official yet so maybe i should hold off on that for a couple weeks.

and, uh, i already bought a jug of rum. *someone* is coming over for dinner and i'm gonna be drunk woohoooooo

!!!yay!!! plus who is this *someone* character, whoever it is i encourage thee to drink a lot and act disgracefully.

and then report back, it's no use to us if you don't report back.

once my goody two shoes boyfriend said he was going to get really drunk tonight and then a few hours later i saw him sitting politely on a chair with his legs crossed holding a small glass of wine so i shouted, 'look at him, he's gone troppo' and then my sister and i laughed like drains and then not that long after that i broke up with him and he said it was because i was afraid to love which made me feel slightly sad for myself instead of for him which i can now see might have been annoying for him in the middle of getting broken up with.

someone special, i think. i didn't get too drunk but i acted disgracefully and had a fun time.

did u kiss

shh

attn. harbl,

:)

<3,
lxy

this gives me that special sort of happiness that is a by product of the right kind of trouble.

ohmygosh harbl! many congrats on the job and the kissing!!!

harbl will u marry him do u think?!

prob not, with my luck
thank u all for the good wishes

since your luck appears to be mainly good luck that must mean you kissed a wrong'un.

when i started my job they told me i would not be paid for 45 days and i was worried and borrowed rent money from my mom. now it turns out i'll be paid next week! i am really having a streak that makes me feel afraid of what bad luck is coming.

also what kind of intoxicating liquors am i going to buy next week with this upcoming load of cash

absinthe is a v.v. pretty green and hallucinates + intoxicates

(congrats on getting $$$paid$$$!)

harbl<3

^

i got paid today but i went to the mega liquor store last week and just used my credit card. it turned out to be a big mistake to do it on a thursday night but nothing very bad happened ; )

there is still some bourbon leftover because i have been too afraid to touch it

what kind?

you knew i'd ask right?

buffalo trace

my submission to http://www.unnecessaryquotes.com/ will appear today

"<3"

well hell yes

harbl, as ever you have my full encouragement in all of your endeavours.

thanks estela. some things about my life are going ok, but others are not. for example, i can't seem to clean my house, and i am always ready to fall asleep at 8:30 pm, i'm anxious, and i need to be getting more exercise. i'll take your encouragement, maybe it'll help.

keep it real harbs

i had my first trial today and i won it, even though the prosecutor did a very good job and i just sort of bumbled along. i hope i get better at that eventually.

harbl, your post made me start clapping! Then I remembered I was at work.

That is seriously great though!

yay!!! so proud of u <3

i've won 3 out of 4 now but i haven't had any that are hard yet. i think i just pick the easy ones, which is fine, but i should try a couple harder ones. this is seriously the most tiring job, i'm always wiped out and i feel like i spend way more time on it than co-workers and haven't worked out a system to get ahead of my work. i need encouragement.
still kissing btw

i have become addicted to DAMAGES and watched the first two seasons in under a week, and it has made me realise that lawyering is some ridiculously hard work and i don't know how anyone does it tbh.

i am sending encouragement your way!

i don't know how i do it. i honestly want a different job after today, it was just awful.

chin up!

you can do it.

yeah i'm doing it but i don't like it most of the time. every day is a deluge of problems and unfinishable work, and someone is always unhappy with you. i hate the feeling of people being unhappy with me. i guess this is what it's like to be a grown-up. jobs lol

the past 2 weeks especially i just felt so bad and hated

what kind of 'emotional training' - if any - do get during law school? for like, dealing with the clients (esp. the kind of clients you have).

i couldn't really answer this when you asked it bc i was too tired, but the answer is: none. the clients are pretty challenging for people-persons and non-people-persons (hi) alike. many of them have multiple very serious problems such as drug or alcohol addiction, severe learning disabilities, extreme rage at everything, weird attachment issues where they want you to talk to them and not other people, inability to remember what you just said to them, general rudeness and other inexplicable behaviors, smelliness, etc.
i had just typed out one of my special unique experiences from today but i thought it might violate the attorney-client privilege maybe

basically there are so many dudes who have done so many drugs and are ruined and oscillate between anger/rudeness and docile stupidity, and i have to talk to them all the time. also drug moms, and girls who get in fights and ruin people's stuff

remember you have the <3 and power of the sandbox behind you, harbl dear.

girls who get in fights and ruin people's stuff

my sister went to juvie. she went over to a girl's house, got scissors, pinned the girl down, and cut her hair. that's assault i guess. i think there were other charges, maybe breaking and entering

i had a girl who jumped up and down on someone's car and scratched it up with a crowbar, or not. we'll never know if it was really her i guess.

http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd118/embarchie/photo-18.png

harbless

i'm feeling a lot better about my job lately, like i can handle it and i'm starting to know what i'm doing. this week i had 4 trials and won 3 of them, the last one completely unexpectedly because i didn't want to have it. clients complimented me and said i was trying to do my job and asked if i wanted to be a real lawyer someday :)

well done, harbl!

dear harbl,

when are you coming here?

love, lxy

oh geez i don't know! i'm trying to save money lately. maybe i could come for a long weekend in the fall?

oh! please do, we would love it!!

i think you should come to australia, harbly.

i encourage it.

i could show you some sights, and some sights.

someday, perhaps

yay, maybe

sometimes i get these words stuck in my head:

peepoop patel

haha lxy!
hi everyone. i am trying to take some time off from the internet and do more reading and exercise and cleaning my house. it's not working great but at least i'm trying. like sometimes i get distracted and read max's posts on gawker! i have a procrastination problem. just saying hi! i guess i can check in on the sandbox more often and it wouldn't hurt. i miss all of u.

aw harbl! i miss you tooooo. but i wish you good luck with your irl. just promise don't forget the sandbox!

hey lxy i got some flor de cana today when i went on a fancy liquor store shopping spree. i like the magicfla blog. i wish i could make a blog.

flor de cana is the only rum i ever buy now!

i get the 4 yr bc it is cheap but pretty good. some day i'll go for a fancier one.

aw, i'm so glad you like mf, harbl. i like it too. you could/should totally make a blog!

i rarely drink anything besides bulleit/bulleitt these days. therefore you'd think i'd know how to spell it/itt.

i miss you harbly<3

histela

harbl, i've been thinking a lot lately about your fruit fly catching contraption, because it's fruit fly season. i've seen people on the big board talking about similar configurations, and i say in my head, 'oh, they're talking about jarbls!'

i've also been thinking lately about IS IT FALL YET, IS IT TIME FOR HARBL COMING HERE YET??

for some reason it costs a lot more to fly from BWI to SEA than dulles or reagan, i don't know why
i emailed my boss but he is on vacation
also one of my co-workers is quitting to become a writer? i hope it does not become too difficult to get a couple days off.

i am confident you will overcome these obstacles

weird! when i was looking at tix for work trip i found good deals from bwi to sea!

haha my last post was so negative. what price range is a good deal? i haven't flown in a while. i am finding under $300 for non-bwi and over $300 for bwi.

i don't know i kinda figure anything under 350 is a good deal.
i remember, back in the day, i flew from nyc to seattle for $99. i had a rt once for $220! sigh.

harbl did you have any involvement in the events of the link you posted on facebook this evening???

haha no. that's in a different county than where i work. but the whole case fascinated me! this guy has posted his flyers near my house and he has placed his toilet-sculptures in baltimore, so i knew about him before this happened. his myspace page is amazing. he is very paranoid and his understanding of the government is very interesting. i was just following the case out of amusement. although it was so stupid and obvious he never should have been charged with anything and he had to spend time in jail AND a state mental institution and his pit beef business closed because of it. even i could have won that case! he would have been a nightmare client though.

anyway for the uninitiated this is the guy i'm talking about http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/maryland/baltimore-county/bs-md-co-toilet-bomber-acquitted-20110915,0,6180757.story

i had jury duty today and i came kind of close to getting on the jury for a 1st deg. murder trial with a lot of witnesses. i was scared because it would be so bad for my coworkers and me if i was out for so long. i need encouragement because i am in court 8 of the next 10 work days and i think i'm going to die. i have to see 7 people in jail tomorrow! my usual tired-limit is 3 people. then we are hiring 2 new people, and i'm going on my small vacation. phew.

if you die because of court 8 and 7 jailbirds, you will not be able to have 1 small vacation. so please don't die.

(i am not exactly clear if the 2 new hires are part of the problem or part of the solution so i didn't include them in the equation.)

oh, i misarranged some sentences. the 2 new hires are part of the solution that will give me less time in court and fewer clients!

i am encouraged because i made red curry and drank 2 pumpkin beers

i would like to encourage you to think about that house.

i'm thinking about it!!

yay!! you should make an appointment to look inside!

i should but i don't know if it would be a serious inquiry. i am working harder now on not spending money so i can save! i didn't go grocery shopping yet because i am using up things i have. except i went to the chinese store yesterday, but i only spent $15 and got things i will use. i was going to go on a walk to see it again but

it's raining

dear harbl,

i just ate the strawberry-banana yogurt you left behind, and at lunchtime i will eat the last of the leftover pasta you made.

<3<3<3
lxy

the listing for the tiny house has been removed
:(

oh crap.

i wanted that "valuable exterior mural"!!!

harbl, i encourage you to have a happy birthday!!

oh happy harblday!!

love & miss

Happiest of days to you, harbl!

thx :D

happy birthday harbly<3

jk the house is back but now it costs $10k more. who cares not like i can buy it anyway.

BUY IT ANYWAY

haha lxy!
hi everyone. i am trying to take some time off from the internet and do more reading and exercise and cleaning my house. it's not working great but at least i'm trying. like sometimes i get distracted and read max's posts on gawker! i have a procrastination problem. just saying hi! i guess i can check in on the sandbox more often and it wouldn't hurt. i miss all of u.

― spite n ease (harbl), Monday, June 27, 2011 7:06 AM (5 months ago) Bookmark Permalink

*single tear rolls down cheek*

feel like i let u down by not posting to sandbox

a single rolling tear is always very convincing.

i had no idea i could have been encouraging harbl on the sandbox all this time!

the sandbox is the true secret borad of ilx

^^^

hey this is a pretty long, encouraging thread

encouraging you is one of life's pleasures.

now that i know i encourage you just by doing my job i dont feel like i need to post here

http://www.nastyhobbit.org/data/media/4/fatty-pew-pew-pew.gif

I hope that harbl is always encouraged

i am supposed to ahve my 1st jury trial tomorrow and i am not sure how to do it

stay up all night watching a law and order marathon?!

Seriously wishing you poise and confidence and equanimity under pressure.

awesome, good luq

do it harblously.

think of the jury as a row of fruit flies, your argument as the vinegar in the jarbl. it'll be a snap!

how'd it go

i was wrong, the client was v lucky and got a judge who is a stickler for starting at a certain time and the state put its witness on call and she was late so they made us an offer we couldn't refuse and there was no trial

that is what's known as a plea jarbl

well done, harbly<3

that stickler judge would not like me at all.

the subject of the trial was going to be telephone misuse lol

harbl, do you know this man?

haha not personally. it is seriously the shittiest worst most suburban dull ugly boring county. except a bunch of other counties in maryland.

like i was surprised by it but it helped make sense of other things that go on there

harbl do you find the usa/md system of government/justice more or less depressing than you used to?

ie tell me everything's okay?

hard to remember how i used to feel about it but it comes and goes in waves. sometimes i'm like what the fuuuuuuuck this is bullshit and other days i'm like ok. mostly i am just mad at it and the people who believe in it. there is a lot of false helping. people who believe that what they're doing is helping someone. for example probation with mandatory drug treatment or anger management (and if you fail probation getting more jail time than you would if probation didn't exist, so you get punished additionally rather than for the original offense) or the crap prosecutors put domestic violence victims through. also SO many people who think making drugs a crime is doing anything for anyone. i could go on!

everything is ok

i like losing an hour of my life because i hate my life!

stop!

but i'm tired and i drink a lot of wine

i have a motions hearing tomorrow and i know i'm going to lose it (boss said he cannot remember ever winning a single one of this type of motion and he is 50 but the point is not to win it anyway) but i have no idea how it is even done so i am just guessing! i am stressing myself out. i am tired of doing misdemeanors and i want to be able to move up when the opportunity arises so i am putting extra pressure on myself to do a good job. people know that i am smart and i care, i think, but i am not technically skillful.

i think you will do a great job!

we, and zipper, have faith in u

oh harbl. i would encourge you but you have so much courage already so i don't think you need it. instead i wish you confidence.

lxy otm

i didn't die

hurray

excellent news!

congratulations!

we come to encourage harbl, not to bury her.

might have a jury trial tomorrow

justice never rests

maybe we can strike a plea jarbl but i don't think so

i'm gonna get ethiopian takeout and have a beer and work on it

perfect choice. next time you're here we'll go out for ethiopian.

i didn't have one, but i'm going to have one tomorrow

(i had ethiopian in seattle last month!)

harbl do you have to pick jurors? and is there a white noise machine to hide what ppl say?

my only jury experience was in dc, which tends to adopt the worst legal practices from the 50 states, tho

yeah it's more like they are lined up in order and we strike until we run out of strikes. the judge asks the questions, which we suggest. i think in most states the lawyers get to question the jurors. there is a white noise machine, i hate that.

i got a summons! but i don't know if i have to appear until the night before!

mookie, where did you go for ethopian?

what's this white noise business about? i've been called for jury duty a ton of times but i've never been empaneled. which is fine by me because i'd hate it. one time i got all the way to the part about sitting in the jury place, but then one of the lawyers nixed me for an unspoken reason. never noticed any white noise.

pan africa -- food was good, service was whatevs?

in dc, ppl got called up to 'approach the bench' and were briefly questioned with judge, prosecutor and defense attorney right there. but no one else in the (large) room could hear because of the white noise machine WHICH WAS REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING.

good luck, harbl

thank u all but i guess i lied again. we did too good of a job and made it poof go away. it was gonna be kind of cool because this guy who is married had at least 3 other girls that all knew about each other and had each other's phone numbers/facebook/etc. so there was a lot of cross-harassment and this lady got pissed one day after he didn't answer any of her 50 phone calls, lured him to a gas station (she was gonna get him to go to her house but he said he had no gas so she came to "help"), falsely claimed he robbed her and made 4 different reports about it to various things like 911, statement of charges, 2 different stories at the hospital. oh well! she even helpfully gave the state a printout of a facebook wall conversation she had with one of the other girls that was like "hes mine tonight imma be movin on top of him go play wit ur grandkids" lol.

also when individual jurors go to the bench with the white noise they do that so if anyone wants to say they were raped or are a racist they don't have to do it out loud. so just imagine all the bad things you are missing!

oh i get it. we all had to say our dirt out loud for everyone to hear. or if a person wanted to say something secret s/he would have to say in front of everyone "i have something secret to say" and then go up to the judge's counter and whisper. no white noise in king county.

yeah we can request it for certain questions, so if anyone says "yes" to the question (which is pretty vague, like have you been the victim of a crime) they go to the bench to explain so no one is pointed out. some of those people might get on the jury eventually.

i again did not have a jury trial today so i am sitting at the table with someone else doing one, it's an inmate-on-inmate cutting! gangs and stuff! i watched some of the jury selection and one guy got excused for cause because he said he did not trust authority or the cops, which i think is not good cause. sounds like a suitable juror to me!

i would like to be employed as a court-appointed tsker.

harbl, so excited about your home-ownership ambitions!

did the mural house ever get relisted?

harbl, I am summoned for us dust court jury selection on Monday! do you have any advice for me?

dust court aka dist court

i advise you to highlight your participation in domestic outrage & desperate housewives threads

the mural house came back until it was unlisted again this week! not sure what's going on with that. i don't think i should get it though, not enough garden space. i have my eyes on another one now that is on an interesting street and next to a very large park. i need to get moving though. my friend said to find a buyer's agent i can go to open houses that i don't care about just so i can see if i like the agent and then ask them to be my agent. i feel weird doing it though! how did you buy a house?

tza do you mean federal district ct? either way i have no advice lol. do you want to be picked or not picked?

my agent was the brother of jergins' life-long friend. if i'd met him at open house i never would have picked him, i think. we're nothing alike, and he hated the house i wanted to buy. once i convinced him that i wasn't just making a rash decision to buy the first house i saw, he supported me 100% and really fought on my behalf. in the end he worked really hard for me, and was completely upfront and honest and generous and flexible.

i am not certain he would've done the same for a complete stranger--even though i'd never met him, he'd known j. since they were kids so it was kind of a family connection in a way--so i can't say it would've been rhe same if i'd picked him out of the phonebook or whatever.

so my recommendation would be to find someone who is a family friend or has some connection to someone you're connected with. or ask people you know to give you a referral. once you find someone, be sure of yourself, do your part to learn about the process, ask one billion questions, and make sure your agent knows you're smart, dedicated and serious about buying. s/he will, in my experience, work harder for you if you're a partner in the process.

what did he hate about your house, lxy?!?!?

my one friend who has bought a house in the past few years had one agent who was bad and yelled at his wife and made her cry. then they switched agents and got a good one but she is not an agent anymore or has moved or something. i'm gonna ask my boss if he knows anyone.

i'm feeling a bit panicked bc 2 months ago there were lots of pretty houses in the area we want, for good prices, and now there are none for less than $450k. hopefully this is just a spring/summer trend and they'll drop back down a bit next fall?? we can't buy anything for at least 7 months anyways, bc it looks like (fingers crossed) ytth will be starting a new job soon.

but we're gonna go look at 2 open houses today bc a. i love looking inside houses b. i REALLY REALLY love looking inside houses

you ppl and yr houses : /

ruby, he doesn't like the neighborbood (too industrial) and he doesn't think it will have high resale value. but i love the industrialism of my neighborhood, and i don't want to sell my house so who cares about resale values? i want a place to live, not a place to sell!

it didn't see all ~that~ industrial to me?!? and it's so adorable!!!

we looked at 3 places today, all out of our price range, but one of them was INSANE - it had those cute old fashioned fire burning stoves in like three rooms, a HUGE fully landscaped garden with fountains and shit and an outdoor hot tub and this completely weird 'viewing room'. it was about twice what we could afford but it was fun to see how the 1% lives.

it IS adorable! but also pretty industrial. it's zoned industrial, there's a factory at the end of the block, warehouse behind, business across, etc.

that's why it was so hard to buy, too. no one would lend for the property cuz of the zoning. but that's why i wanted to live here!!

I will never be able to afford a house :(

Harbl yes federal district court. I've always been kind of interested in serving it I'm nervous about missing work bc it's kind of a bad time to be out so I don't really know what I want.

chances are you will not be picked anyway! and i agree lxy's house is great wtf realtor. i am glad i live in baltimore (now i am because it's not that hot yet) bc i think i can safely pay under $150k. i could not ever afford one in california! but i am not glad because property taxes are crazy here.

I was not a chosen one! Maybe bc I said I previously worked as a paralegal when they asked about any legal experience. The white noise thing is weird!!!

Harbl, there are houses within a 30 min train ride of downtown sf for under 150k. Not the greatest houses or the greatest neighborhoods, but livable.

i finally did have a jury trial and i won. i was pretty nervous and did not do a stellar job but i was lucky to have one of the dumbest prosecutors.

congratulations harbl! you should reward yourself with a quick trip to los angeles!!

a+

so clever<3

lxy otm

i wish i could! i feel like i will never get a vacation. but maybe in the fall again. i want to visit my dearest friend adamrl.

now i have fumblingly won my first bench trial and my first jury trial so all i need to do now is transfer to another division and win my first appeal

congrats, harbl!

harbl we went to ft. st. george and i ordered the teriyaki tofu because i wanted to be like you <3

haha i liked that place with its funny mixed drinks

xps harbl, does your dearest friend adamrl live in my dearest city los angeles?

we should go there when you do. this fall.

i need to stand in some salt water to soften up my new boots. it's the perfect excuse to go to LA, don't you think?

he does live there!

harbl, may i encourage you to take an express to boston this weekend during your staycation? we've got some fun planned.

that wouldn't be a staycation now would it

yes but if you come for the weekend you will still be staycationing on your days off work. now wouldn't you be.

i taught a class about theft today

can you teach us how to theft?

did you start with how to hide a hair scrunchie up your sleeve.

i was telling my future colleagues about the lost cause of defending an accused thief

i think i should get a less defeatest theft teacher.

bon voyage, harbl, my youngish mariner friend

non voyage, my adamantly staycationing friend.

harbl we went to some weird grocery stores today and said what would you think of this

*encouraged*

here's the entrance to one of them

http://i47.tinypic.com/5koarc.jpg

is that ripley in the back?

ha i am imagining that is in some guy's yard. it looks awesome! i'm skeptical of the suitcases on the side though.

ooooooh

harbl i think i am going to a baseball game in baltimore this weekend. can you encourage me to believe this is a good idea?

harbl, there's a series of summer musical movies being previewed during this Japanese animation series i'm going to and it makes me smile and think of you every time Ricki Lake belts out "I love you Baltimore!!"

i went to a baseball game with my boss on opening day. it was ok. i had fun. also i love hairspray! the movie not the substance

it's not official yet but i might be getting a promotion without a raise

uh. rah?

i was in an epic battle with one other person who wanted the position and he was like eh i have a babby so he gets to be closer to home and i probably get to do some felonies in big girl court now (not big ones just like burglaries and possession w/ intent to start). but the big boss is on vacation so it's not clear what exactly will happen. might be a raise in the spring because a really old person is retiring. i'm scared bc i have serious impostor syndrome though.

surely horseshoe will help

I have been having a lot of that myself lately :( Promotion I got in March has turned into a scary big job w/ lots of people after me for stuff and having to keep track of people and what they are doing in far away lands and now i am getting employees and omg too much stuff to deal with.

Bu t I encourage you to keep at it because you are no imposter!

i had boss meeting today and i start nujob tuesday after labor day. he already assigned me some cases and one of my clients is one i have already had before who is gross and is in love with me :(

he would probably <3 this thread (except for your last post)

harbl enamorment thread

he has a reattached hand and part of his head is missing

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_kRuD6zV4Fqs/S-B3vTjP7vI/AAAAAAAADM4/Z7RNd_QVCYY/s400/unmasked3.jpg

poor bbl dylan

r u tired of having legal questions asked of you by fam/friends/etc?

it is perhaps not worse than being a doctor, but still

nah it doesn't happen all that much. i usually just say i don't know. because most of the time i don't know!

adjusting is hard but i have a pretty cool drug case now where the offer is go to jail for 12 years so why not work hard for the poor kid

dag(bl)

are you working harbl or harbly working.

no idea what i'm doing

i am gonna have a jury trial on wednesday

americabl <3

best wishes harbly<3

i didn't. my client decided to plead guilty at the last minute!