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― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:26 (seventeen years ago) link

I really mean this, sincerely - I would love to see Britney Spears get her shit together.

― nklshs (nklshs), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:27 (seventeen years ago) link

wtf even happened to her, she like went completely mental about 3 years ago and never looked back

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:28 (seventeen years ago) link

MOD: PLEASE REPLACE STATIC SIRENS WITH http://www.drudgesiren.com/siren.gif

― a_p (a_p), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:28 (seventeen years ago) link

YES THANK YOU

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:29 (seventeen years ago) link

If this were a real emergency, lights would be flashing.

― Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:30 (seventeen years ago) link

I know! I picked the wrong ones on GIS! I've requested a change on the moderator board! Fuck!!

Guys let's focus on the real issue here!!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:31 (seventeen years ago) link

neverforget.jpg ASAP plz

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Where have her kids been for the past two months?

Given that she's insane, is there any chance K-Fed gets custody?

― milo (milo), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:32 (seventeen years ago) link

so shocking ****Zzzzzzzzzzz***

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Whoa, I didn't know I was a mod on ILE as well! At least here.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Anyway, sirens fixed.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Looking forward to her next single "Detoxic".

― It's Expected I'm Maud Gonne (Modal Fugue), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:33 (seventeen years ago) link

How many hundreds of Iraqi children have gone to rehab without a peep from you people?

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Friday, 16 February 2007 20:33 (seventeen years ago) link

plz to photoshop crying eagle into Britney crotchshot

― Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:34 (seventeen years ago) link

THANKS NED, NOW BACK TO THE BREATHLESS SPECULATION AND CONCERN

― a_p (a_p), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:34 (seventeen years ago) link

Thanks Ned :D

Who knows where her kids have been, I had been assuming they were with K-Fed actually! Otherwise chances are, it is too late, they have already become FERAL CHILDREN.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:34 (seventeen years ago) link

Shakey Mo OTM for once.

― Bellicose Veins (Rock Hardy), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:34 (seventeen years ago) link

HAHAHAHA Feral Children!

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Post by Ignored User (Shakey+Mo+Collier) removed.

I still can assume exactly what you said, and I'd just like to invite you to go read EVERY OTHER THREAD ON ILX INSTEAD you tool!!

Also: FERAL CHILDREN!!!! :D

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:35 (seventeen years ago) link

I like to imagine that Ned actually reached inside the screen and set the sirens to spinning with a gentle nudge.

― nklshs (nklshs), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:36 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.itineratesurfer.com/wp-content/FeralChildren.jpg

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:37 (seventeen years ago) link

FERAL CHILDREN

i get it!

― 69 (pete), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:37 (seventeen years ago) link

Thanks but you're off subject, Nick. CHILDREN. FERAL. LIKE THAT UP THERE.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:37 (seventeen years ago) link

Whoa, I didn't know I was a mod on ILE as well!

ILX codebase has embedded Ragget auto-mod functionality.

Guys let's focus on the real issue here!!

Not sure whether to roffle @ "focus" or "real issue".

― Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:37 (seventeen years ago) link

Either one!!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:38 (seventeen years ago) link

TS manboobs vs. wolfboobs

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:38 (seventeen years ago) link

The real issue being of course ABANDONED PACKS OF STRAY CHILDREN TAKING OVER OUR CITIES.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:38 (seventeen years ago) link

guys where u been she's got like 10 nannies

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:38 (seventeen years ago) link

If Britney actually named her kids Romulus and Remus I would probably shit.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:39 (seventeen years ago) link

shhh you xpost

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Where the wolf titties at?

― It's Expected I'm Maud Gonne (Modal Fugue), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:39 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm going with "focus". ILX + focus = teehee

― Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:39 (seventeen years ago) link

wait is britney the wolf in that painting, or is that Kevvy?

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Britney Checks Into Rehab- Out a Day Later
Posted Feb 16th 2007 3:27PM by TMZ Staff
Filed under: Britney Spears
TMZ has learned that while Britney Spears checked-in to rehab, she refused to stay and checked out -- less than twenty-four hours later!

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:39 (seventeen years ago) link

LIES

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:40 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.world-mysteries.com/sci_feralrr.jpg

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:40 (seventeen years ago) link

So let me get this straight: they tried to make her go to rehab, but she said "No, No, No"?

― It's Expected I'm Maud Gonne (Modal Fugue), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:40 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah maybe if they had made BEYONCE go to rehab more like.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:41 (seventeen years ago) link

As "EXTRA" first reported, the pop star entered a rehab facility two days ago. Now TMZ has learned that the center was located outside of the country, and she refused to stay.

TMZ is told that Britney checked in at the urging of friends and family, after being seen intoxicated in public places and was so "exhausted" on New Year's Eve she collapsed.

― a_p (a_p), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:42 (seventeen years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feral_children_in_mythology_and_fiction

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:42 (seventeen years ago) link

intoxicated + basically naked + courtney love style make-up = awesome britney

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:42 (seventeen years ago) link

GUYS IT WAS THE CIA BRITNEY JUST RESISTED EXTRAORDINARY RENDITION SHE IS AN AMERICAN HERO

― a_p (a_p), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:43 (seventeen years ago) link

STEVE SHASTA OF THE WOLVES?!?!?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:43 (seventeen years ago) link

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/d/d3/Olaf_baker_shasta_uk_cover_art_1921.jpg/380px-Olaf_baker_shasta_uk_cover_art_1921.jpg

xpost: lol

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:43 (seventeen years ago) link

guys where u been she's got like 10 nannies

Now I'm picturing these nannies protruding The Brood-style from Britney's abdomen.

― Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:43 (seventeen years ago) link

The persona of Buckethead, a composer and guitarist, was supposedly raised by chickens.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:43 (seventeen years ago) link

LOL I WAS GOING TO POST STEVE SHASTA OF THE WOLVES TOO, WE ARE WAY TOO IN EACH OTHER'S MINDS

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Pls to photoshop Romulus & Remus underneath Britney_giving_birth_doggystyle_sculpture.jpg

― JordanC (JordanC), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:44 (seventeen years ago) link

FRIDAYENDOFWEEKBOREDOMMINDMELD

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Her children will become feral wakeboaders!!1

― clevo lk (clevo lk), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Semi-professional wolfboarder

― It's Expected I'm Maud Gonne (Modal Fugue), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:45 (seventeen years ago) link

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f3/Fishboy-sm.png
^^^ I like this "feral child" the best

also Britney is basically an American Hero.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Like Rudyard Kipling's Mowgli (Baker even refers to him as a man-cub), Shasta grows up naked in the wild and is able to speak to animals, including the wise old brown bear Gomposh, although this "speech" seems to consist as much of body language as of actual vocalization. Along the way his animal parents and friends rescue him from attacks by a grizzly bear and a moose, and he takes revenge on an eagle for killing wolf cubs.
Shasta also discovers a human tribe and is briefly captured by them before his wolf parents help him to escape. His curiosity eventually draws him back, and this time he is treated more kindly and persuaded to stay. The chief explains to the tribe that he is in fact one of their own tribesmen, Shasta, grandson of the old chief. Shasta's mother was killed by a tribesman who defected to an enemy tribe, the Assiniboines, taking Shasta and abandoning him in the hope that the wolves would kill him. Instead, he survived and eventually returned to the tribe bringing his "wolf medicine".
While Shasta is in the process of learning tribal ways, he discovers that the Assiniboines are once more planning to attack. During the raid Shasta is captured and prepared for sacrifice, but is once again rescued by his wolf-friends, who avenge his human mother's death by killing many of the enemy tribe.

After the battle Shasta stays with his wolf kindred, and the author is deliberately ambiguous as to whether he later returns to human society.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:45 (seventeen years ago) link

GOMPOSH VS. ASSBONES

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Ned I didn't read a single piece of that quoted thing and would just like to say that "GOMPOSH VS ASSBONES" is one of the funniest single posts I've ever read. I don't want to know the context.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Thank you, one tries.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:47 (seventeen years ago) link

NOT SO MUCH FUN FACT: Buckethead routinely sets up chickenwire in the studio.

― nklshs (nklshs), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:47 (seventeen years ago) link

Why Final Fantasy sux:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/72/Ff6gauart.jpg

This is Gau. He lives amongst the fauna on a fictional savannah. Apparently the fauna taught him how to dress like a complete fucking tool.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:48 (seventeen years ago) link

let's stay focused on britney

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:48 (seventeen years ago) link

teehee

― Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:49 (seventeen years ago) link

I like the implication that Britney's children are going to grow up to be Buckethead.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:50 (seventeen years ago) link

http://static.flickr.com/34/119975363_11b152972e.jpg vs. http://www.world-mysteries.com/sci_feralrr.jpg

― JordanC (JordanC), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Ok seriously did you expect otherwise?

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Complete text of Shasta novel. Chapter titles include "THE COMING OF SHOOMOO," "SHASTA COMES VERY NEAR BEING EATEN BY A BEAR" and "SHASTA’S RESTLESSNESS AND WHAT CAME OF IT."

BACK TO FERAL BRIT KIDS

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:51 (seventeen years ago) link

as a result of Shasta's restlessness, there are dinosaurs

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:52 (seventeen years ago) link

"SHASTA COMES VERY NEAR BEING EATEN BY A BEAR"

lolololol

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:52 (seventeen years ago) link

"HOW SHASTA FOUGHT MUSHA-WUNK"

Oh, do tell!

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:53 (seventeen years ago) link

This is Gau. He lives amongst the fauna on a fictional savannah. Apparently the fauna taught him how to dress like a complete fucking tool.

American Apparel ad copy!

― jw (ex machina), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:54 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.feralchildren.com/en/index.php !!!!

― 69 (pete), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:55 (seventeen years ago) link

cambodian jungle girl sounds hott

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:56 (seventeen years ago) link

For a second I thought that would be a band link.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:56 (seventeen years ago) link

Okay I swear I have seen Britney wearing Gau's clothes.

― nklshs (nklshs), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:56 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.funtrivia.com/quizdetails.cfm?id=68107

I HOPE TO GOD YOU ALL GET THE OLSEN TWINS BANNER AD

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:56 (seventeen years ago) link

OMG I DID

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Reload it if you don't.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:57 (seventeen years ago) link

http://b.casalemedia.com/V2/54665/73352/ypc_dinnerForTwo_survey_olsen_twins_full_house_728x90.gif

RAISED BY WOLFS

― nklshs (nklshs), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:57 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.funtrivia.com/img/cat/1/4.gif

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:58 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.feralchildren.com/en/index.php
Hot Today
Favourite Children

― a_p (a_p), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:58 (seventeen years ago) link

I like the implication that Britney's children are going to grow up to be Buckethead.

I read that as "I like the implication that Britney's children are going to be raised by Buckethead."

One day Buckethead pulled Britney's ferral children aside and showed them a picture of her unclad crotch. "This was your mother," he said.

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Friday, 16 February 2007 20:59 (seventeen years ago) link

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1110000/images/_1110452_britney150.jpg http://www.robbscelebs.co.uk/noops087/britney_spears_the_oops014.jpg

― milo (milo), Friday, 16 February 2007 20:59 (seventeen years ago) link

aww, it didn't like my html.

Britney, a life in pictures

stage three:
http://www.lazygirls.info/people/britney_spears/britney_spears_britney_esquire_4_RQf4yqy.sized.jpg

stage four:
http://www.stereogum.com/img/whitetrashbritney2.jpg

― milo (milo), Friday, 16 February 2007 21:00 (seventeen years ago) link

stage five:
http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/pictures/20061122/britney%20paris%20tao/bstao4.jpg

fin:
http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/blog/archives/bscd2thumb.jpg

― milo (milo), Friday, 16 February 2007 21:00 (seventeen years ago) link

I like how they blew that cameltoe up to giant size, like it wasn't already hugely noticeable.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 16 February 2007 21:00 (seventeen years ago) link

This thread makes me realise how much I love you all.

― kv_nol (kv_nol), Friday, 16 February 2007 21:39 (seventeen years ago) link

"This was your mother"
http://www.robbscelebs.co.uk/noops087/britney_spears_the_oops014.jpg

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Friday, 16 February 2007 21:41 (seventeen years ago) link

"and this was her birth canal"

― Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Friday, 16 February 2007 21:41 (seventeen years ago) link

HEY GUYS, YOU KNOW THAT HUGE CAMELTOE IN THE BRIT PICTURE? I MADE IT BIGGER!

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 16 February 2007 21:43 (seventeen years ago) link

britneycameltoeattackstokyo.jpg

― Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Friday, 16 February 2007 21:44 (seventeen years ago) link

DEAR GOD, IT'S LIKE THE WHOLE CAMEL.

― nklshs (nklshs), Friday, 16 February 2007 21:45 (seventeen years ago) link

FERAL CHILDREN RAISED BY CAMELTOES

― clevo lk (clevo lk), Friday, 16 February 2007 21:45 (seventeen years ago) link

camelcankle

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 16 February 2007 21:45 (seventeen years ago) link

\||/

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Friday, 16 February 2007 21:47 (seventeen years ago) link

\{}/

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Friday, 16 February 2007 21:48 (seventeen years ago) link

\[]/

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Friday, 16 February 2007 21:48 (seventeen years ago) link

Wow, ASCII Kegels!

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 16 February 2007 21:48 (seventeen years ago) link

OK, the first is the most unmistakable. I am so proud of my accomplishment.

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Friday, 16 February 2007 21:49 (seventeen years ago) link

jesus this thread

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 16 February 2007 21:50 (seventeen years ago) link

\][/

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Friday, 16 February 2007 21:51 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't even want to know what caused that.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 16 February 2007 21:52 (seventeen years ago) link

pussy prolapse = NOT HAPPY FUN TIMES

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 16 February 2007 21:53 (seventeen years ago) link

(\||/)

\|/

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Friday, 16 February 2007 21:54 (seventeen years ago) link

kegels of yore

― nklshs (nklshs), Friday, 16 February 2007 21:54 (seventeen years ago) link

\http://bouncy-bubbles.net/goodies/smilies/13grey/lmao.gif/

― bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Friday, 16 February 2007 21:54 (seventeen years ago) link

\http://www.mipecado.com.ar/img/emoticon/censura/pussy.gif/

― bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Friday, 16 February 2007 21:55 (seventeen years ago) link

feral cameltoes = lips of the desert

― clevo lk (clevo lk), Friday, 16 February 2007 21:55 (seventeen years ago) link

\*/

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Friday, 16 February 2007 21:57 (seventeen years ago) link

buttholetoe

― Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Friday, 16 February 2007 21:58 (seventeen years ago) link

http://johntherevelator.wifeo.com/images/Sha_and_Rimou_kissing_by_rimou.jpg

― bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Friday, 16 February 2007 21:58 (seventeen years ago) link

\http://www.grissomband.org/images/icons/tiger1.gif/

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Friday, 16 February 2007 22:00 (seventeen years ago) link

LET'S NOT MAKE THIS A FURRY THREAD PLZ

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Friday, 16 February 2007 22:00 (seventeen years ago) link

http://static.flickr.com/38/119888447_e64c9651ac.jpg

http://lina-lee.com/blog/wp-images/upload/britney_spears_sculpture2.jpg

― milo (milo), Friday, 16 February 2007 22:00 (seventeen years ago) link

TOOOO LAAAATE

― bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Friday, 16 February 2007 22:01 (seventeen years ago) link

/;\

― Mr. Que (Party with me Punker), Friday, 16 February 2007 22:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Little did we know that she posed for that photo while riding a live bear.

― nklshs (nklshs), Friday, 16 February 2007 22:01 (seventeen years ago) link

(@)

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Friday, 16 February 2007 22:01 (seventeen years ago) link

hahah "photo", whoops

― nklshs (nklshs), Friday, 16 February 2007 22:02 (seventeen years ago) link

\|/ = Britney posing for a photo
(@) = Britney posing for a sculpture

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Friday, 16 February 2007 22:03 (seventeen years ago) link

\;_;/

― Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Friday, 16 February 2007 22:04 (seventeen years ago) link

ok on this other board this lady said that last night her son (private airplane pilot) got into a fight with brit because she wanted to be driven right up to the plane and apparently it's against FAA regs? Also said that she travels with two cribs for her kids that have to be taken apart, like not travel cribs. could be fake but y'know I'm always watching out for you ilx.

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 16 February 2007 22:22 (seventeen years ago) link

that might not sound so heinous to non-parents, but cribs are a huge pain in the ass to set up

― fritz wollner (fritz), Friday, 16 February 2007 22:30 (seventeen years ago) link

CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT PARIS HILTON AND NICOLE RICHIE PLZ OK THX.

Britney turned into a fat alkie cokehead years ago. At least Paris can still look fetching when she's exposing her box.

― the table is the table (trees), Saturday, 17 February 2007 03:30 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.jasoncoleman.info/blog/paris-hilton04.jpg

― the table is the table (trees), Saturday, 17 February 2007 03:31 (seventeen years ago) link

OK OK U GUYS LET'S NOT GET AHEAD OF OURSELVES FIRST THINGS FIRST:

http://extratv.warnerbros.com/images/news/0216spears.jpg
When did Britney turn into Rosie O'Donnell?

― step hen faps (Curt1s Stephens), Saturday, 17 February 2007 03:32 (seventeen years ago) link

(double)chin chong

― bliss (blass), Saturday, 17 February 2007 03:55 (seventeen years ago) link

o snap

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Saturday, 17 February 2007 04:13 (seventeen years ago) link

ho snaps

― they be stealin' kingfish's bucket (kingfish), Saturday, 17 February 2007 08:29 (seventeen years ago) link

http://x17online.com/upload/2007/02/BSpearsShave021607_3.jpg

― ^@^ (map), Saturday, 17 February 2007 10:50 (seventeen years ago) link

V For Vin Diesel

― ramon fernandez (ramon fernandez), Saturday, 17 February 2007 11:58 (seventeen years ago) link

What song should play during the "Britney shaves her head"/character transformation montage?

― they be stealin' kingfish's bucket (kingfish), Saturday, 17 February 2007 12:01 (seventeen years ago) link

I'ma Shave 4 U

― Slump Man (Slumpman), Saturday, 17 February 2007 12:20 (seventeen years ago) link

she's going completely gaga. :-(

― nathalie (stevienixed), Saturday, 17 February 2007 12:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Bald To Make You Happy

― Slump Man (Slumpman), Saturday, 17 February 2007 12:58 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsyWlcQAy-Q&eurl=

― pfunkboy (Kerr), Saturday, 17 February 2007 12:59 (seventeen years ago) link

y'know, no matter how much we ridicule her, it's really sad as well. hopefully she doesn't end up like a.n. smith.

― nathalie (stevienixed), Saturday, 17 February 2007 13:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Watch that video, nath.

And I was thinking exactly what you just said when I saw it. Let's hope she has someone looking after her.

― pfunkboy (Kerr), Saturday, 17 February 2007 13:09 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, watched it. It's really sad. Even when the girl being interviewed said: ROCK (after havingbeen asked what she thought of the shaved Britney). Uh no, not "ROCK", but "HELP!"

― nathalie (stevienixed), Saturday, 17 February 2007 13:42 (seventeen years ago) link

omg brit brit, don't do this to yourself

― Chad Bouche (Wrinklepaws), Saturday, 17 February 2007 13:49 (seventeen years ago) link

IM'A SHAVE FOR YOU

― teeny (teeny), Saturday, 17 February 2007 13:50 (seventeen years ago) link

ok srsly though I remember when I got my weekly issue of R&R and this britney girl was on the cover and I was all thinking oh so they're going to try the teenpop thing again, huh, wonder how that'll work.

― teeny (teeny), Saturday, 17 February 2007 13:58 (seventeen years ago) link

also I was thinking of going with a #2 or #3 all over and now I'm really glad I didn't.

― teeny (teeny), Saturday, 17 February 2007 13:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Britney Rehab Reports Swirl

Last weekend, while former boyfriend Justin Timberlake and former MMC colleague Christina Aguilera were starring at the Grammys, Spears was in New York City, spied stepping out of a vomit puddle located in the backseat of her limousine.

― g000blar (g00blar), Saturday, 17 February 2007 14:08 (seventeen years ago) link

according to the daily news, she's already checked out.

― Lauren (lauren), Saturday, 17 February 2007 15:28 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.tmz.com/media/2007/02/0216_britney_bald2.jpg

BRTNEY NOW EVEN MORE CRAZY SHAVES HEAD

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Saturday, 17 February 2007 15:34 (seventeen years ago) link

she's completely lost the plot. she must be wired to the moon. poor chick, she must be feeling very lost just now.

― Gem (gem ), Saturday, 17 February 2007 15:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Her aunt just died. Some claim her shaved head is a tribute to her aunt. PErsonally I think it's a tribute to her going a bit crazy. Poor thing.

― nathalie (stevienixed), Saturday, 17 February 2007 15:38 (seventeen years ago) link

did she shave her eyebrows

― jw (ex machina), Saturday, 17 February 2007 15:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Nothing compares.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 17 February 2007 15:51 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost no, she didn't

― nathalie (stevienixed), Saturday, 17 February 2007 16:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Apparently she got her cooch tattooed as well? That's the way I interpret tattoo parlor girl's comments.

Maybe she was getting "Property of K-Fed" covered up?

― milo (milo), Saturday, 17 February 2007 16:46 (seventeen years ago) link

feral cameltoes = lips of the desert
-- clevo lk (LAWRENCE_KANSA...), February 16th, 2007.

WOW

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver (hoosteen), Saturday, 17 February 2007 16:59 (seventeen years ago) link

can you make a "carpet matches the drapes" joke here?

― maura (maura), Saturday, 17 February 2007 17:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Doesn't anyone else think she looks gorgeous? This is way better than the over processed, color-of-the-week look. And almost as hot as a bald Natalie Portman.

― lindseykai (lindseykai), Saturday, 17 February 2007 17:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Only if it involves hardwood floors? XP

― Laurel (Laurel), Saturday, 17 February 2007 17:22 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.cinema.com/image_lib/3539_001.jpg

― bill sackter (bill sackter), Saturday, 17 February 2007 17:28 (seventeen years ago) link

bald women are not from earth

― TOMB07 (trm), Saturday, 17 February 2007 17:34 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, I think she looks good.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Saturday, 17 February 2007 17:38 (seventeen years ago) link

was this to avoid a drug test perhaps?

― teeny (teeny), Saturday, 17 February 2007 17:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Won't eyebrows work just as well for that, though?

― milo (milo), Saturday, 17 February 2007 17:45 (seventeen years ago) link

this is a v. important development

― The RealJTMod (Real JT Mod of Team Courage), Saturday, 17 February 2007 17:48 (seventeen years ago) link

teeny insightful!

― jw (ex machina), Saturday, 17 February 2007 18:01 (seventeen years ago) link

was this to avoid a drug test perhaps?

she couldn't just run a comb thru it?

― Slump Man (Slumpman), Saturday, 17 February 2007 18:41 (seventeen years ago) link

jew skin

http://pics.livejournal.com/brenden/pic/000qk7ek

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Saturday, 17 February 2007 19:20 (seventeen years ago) link

man, those rehab guards must be harsh

http://www.moviemail-online.co.uk/images/small/THX-1138.jpg

― they be stealin' kingfish's bucket (kingfish), Saturday, 17 February 2007 21:45 (seventeen years ago) link

what the FUCK

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Saturday, 17 February 2007 22:00 (seventeen years ago) link

bald britney gets the thumbs up here

― electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsound), Saturday, 17 February 2007 22:03 (seventeen years ago) link

next CD: old school hardcore covers

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Saturday, 17 February 2007 22:08 (seventeen years ago) link

I just realized why tattoo shop girl looked familiar, she is/was the lead singer for Go Betty Go. Shoulda worked in a plug for the band.

― milo (milo), Saturday, 17 February 2007 23:26 (seventeen years ago) link

hopefully she doesn't end up like a.n. smith.

It's kind of weird seeing THE TRAGEDY OF ANNA NICOLE newspaper headlines while Britney is spazzing out like this.

― 31g (31g), Saturday, 17 February 2007 23:40 (seventeen years ago) link

Does this mean every woman with a shaved head is mentally ill? FFS people.

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 18 February 2007 00:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Not that I'm saying Britney isnt acting a bit bonkers lately.

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 18 February 2007 00:28 (seventeen years ago) link

please, this is the first sane thing britney's done in years

― bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Sunday, 18 February 2007 00:28 (seventeen years ago) link

anything that plays as a fuck-you to fans aching for the old britney and talking heads giving unasked-for advice is awesome x100

― bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Sunday, 18 February 2007 00:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Heh point.

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 18 February 2007 00:32 (seventeen years ago) link

I love it! I think she looks great. That said, it's not often one gets a relevant chance to reprint Willie D lyrics...

(talking)
Haha, y'all thought this was Dragnet didnt you
Wrong answer again
This song is for all the mutherfuckin chicken head bitches
And we kept the mutherfuckin names the same
Cause we think being a bald head bitch is a god damn shame

[Verse 1]
What the fuck is goin on in this god damn world
What are you bitch a boy or a girl?
I can't tell cause your shit on the sides is gone
You remind me of that monkey lookin bitch Grace Jones
Fucked up is how you look to Willie D
I just gotta have a bitch that has more hair than me
Some try to cover up by weavin it through
You ain't foolin nobody
We know your bald headed too

Chorus:
Bald Head Hoes
Whatcha see D, w-w-w-whatcha see D
I see some bald headed hoes
Bald Head Hoes
Whatcha see D, w-w-w-whatcha see D
I see some bald headed hoes

[Verse 2]
There should be a crime against bald head hoes
Why they want to be bald
Nobody knows
Being bald makes a gal look like a beast
Stupid ass hoes ain't ya heard of grease
Hell naw
Cause if you did you'd have some up there
Like your pussy you gotta give it proper care
Every time I look around I see a damn disgrace
Motherfucking wig pieces all over the place
Its from them Bald head hoes
They just so damn mean
The meanest ass hoes I ever seen
Ain't got no hair so they act crude
And wanna go and pick a fight with the girls who do
Am I right? (you right)
Hell yeah Im right
Ive seen this shit night after night
Instead of wearin other peoples hair you dumbass bitch
You need to buy some dog mane and grow you own damn shit

Chorus

[Verse 3]
Now I just can't go with a bald head hoe
You ain't gotta ask why for me to tell you so
If I cant run through her hair with my hand
Somehow it seems like I be fucking a man
So stay away you bold hickies
I know you out there
Talkin to you hoes who ain't got no hair
Your sister bald Zanny
Your mamma bald Eddie
I bet you even got a bald headed ass granny

Chorus

(talking)
Now this is how you spot a bald headed hoe

[Verse 4]
Hair spots on a hot sunny day
Too many gaps in the scalp is a dead giveaway
I saw no hair Clair
Yesterday on the cut
Today I saw the girl her hair was down to her butt
I hope that she now, that I know it aint real
But I wont squeal not even on Andrea
Kim, Shawn or Merylinn
Nor Tamika and Rika the famous bald head twins
Something must be done
About these citizens
You ask
what will I do to support my fellow man?
Im proposing a bill
To capital hill
To kill all bald headed women at will

Chorus X2

― Tiki Theater Xymposium (Tiki Theater Xymposium), Sunday, 18 February 2007 00:41 (seventeen years ago) link

She can appear on a Ohio Players album cover now.

― pfunkboy (Kerr), Sunday, 18 February 2007 00:43 (seventeen years ago) link

"Britney Tattoo Witness" saying "Yeah, man, rock n roll" = roXor

― Dr. Drew Daniel, PhD (Drew Daniel), Sunday, 18 February 2007 00:46 (seventeen years ago) link

i think she looks great too. but i don't reckon she shaved her head as a fashion statement...

― Gem (gem ), Sunday, 18 February 2007 00:48 (seventeen years ago) link

please, this is the first sane thing britney's done in years

-- bohren un der club of gear (speeeed.to.roa...), February 18th, 2007.

anything that plays as a fuck-you to fans aching for the old britney and talking heads giving unasked-for advice is awesome x100

-- bohren un der club of gear (speeeed.to.roa...), February 18th, 2007.

OTFM

i totally dig the haircut

― latebloomer's goddamn throat is on fire (clonefeed), Sunday, 18 February 2007 00:53 (seventeen years ago) link

"Britney Tattoo Witness" would be a good band name.

― Bellicose Veins (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 18 February 2007 00:53 (seventeen years ago) link

i can't name one massive female star with a bald head since sinead was massve. it works!

― pisces (pisces), Sunday, 18 February 2007 00:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Too late mama
Ain't nothin' upside your head
No more no more no more no more

― bill sackter (bill sackter), Sunday, 18 February 2007 01:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Front page of "Heat" mag, here she comes...

― M Grout (Mark Grout), Sunday, 18 February 2007 01:06 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, i've known A LOT of women/girls who've shaved their heads as teenagers or during their 20s - whether in response to a personal crisis or b/c they "felt like it."
it's really not that weird or uncommon. haha, entertainment media in blowing stuff out of proportion shocker, etc.
of course, some of those women/girls could've used some big-time therapy (and some got it).

― impermanent rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Sunday, 18 February 2007 01:11 (seventeen years ago) link

aka "yeah, man, rock n roll"

― impermanent rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Sunday, 18 February 2007 01:12 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, i've known A LOT of women/girls who've shaved their heads as teenagers or during their 20s - whether in response to a personal crisis or b/c they "felt like it."

it is done in order to piss dad off during parents' weekend during freshman year at college, nothing more. but britney never went to college, so it's cool.

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Sunday, 18 February 2007 01:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Her next tour is gonna be awesome.

http://www.nndb.com/people/581/000024509/bobgeldof04.jpg

― PPlains (PPlains), Sunday, 18 February 2007 01:56 (seventeen years ago) link

It's not like anyone twisted her arm to make a reality show. Nobody forced her to do press conferences prior to taking extended vacations. She could have moved to another country and lived quietly if she wanted to. Any excessive negative attention she's recieved as of late is a result of her own actions.

― billstevejim (billstevejim), Sunday, 18 February 2007 06:36 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/298994067_5bdd356e05_o.jpg

― forksclovetofu (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 18 February 2007 06:53 (seventeen years ago) link

My favourite to hold the first role is Britney Spears, motionless.

It dances in a very good way, this of the happy marks I to be a sexual man. I cannot think of a better manner so that it dances. One day I will want to be inside it. It is nice.

I think that the weather is hot. Yes. It has incredible capacities of music. It can dance. It should move towards me. I like it, Britney.

― pablo (Pablo), Sunday, 18 February 2007 10:40 (seventeen years ago) link

She has an oddly shaped head/neck.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Sunday, 18 February 2007 14:00 (seventeen years ago) link

It's not like anyone twisted her arm to make a reality show. Nobody forced her to do press conferences

ru serious?

― emsk ( emsk ), Sunday, 18 February 2007 14:10 (seventeen years ago) link

http://209.235.210.197/BCOdraw/britney_crisis.jpg

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Sunday, 18 February 2007 18:08 (seventeen years ago) link

http://cgi.ebay.com/BRITNEY-SPEARS-HAIR-LIGHTER-AND-REDBULL_W0QQitemZ330089956532QQihZ014QQcategoryZ1414QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Buy her hair! You know you want to...

― The Many Faces of Gordon Jump (Leon), Sunday, 18 February 2007 18:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Current Bid: $1,001,000??!!

I smell bullshit.

― Andi Headphones (Andi Headphones), Sunday, 18 February 2007 22:05 (seventeen years ago) link

No, that's totally legit.

― forksclovetofu (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 18 February 2007 22:25 (seventeen years ago) link

it's the VU acetate of celebrity hair.

― the table is the table (trees), Monday, 19 February 2007 04:28 (seventeen years ago) link

It's funny, if someone like Pink did this or even Xtina in her "Stripped" days, no one would be surprised (ok, maybe a little surprised but definitely not hysterical).

But Britney... somehow she just comes across as a little insane. And she probably just saw Empire Records for the first time or something.

― Stuck in ILX Limbo (Roz), Monday, 19 February 2007 05:16 (seventeen years ago) link

If Pink or Xtina did this after checking into and out of rehab in quick succession, it would raise some eyebrows.

― milo (milo), Monday, 19 February 2007 05:20 (seventeen years ago) link

she probably just saw Empire Records for the first time or something.

hahahaha I totally thought about that yesterday

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Monday, 19 February 2007 05:34 (seventeen years ago) link

esults 1 - 50 of about 1,760 for Sinead O'Rebellion

― milo (milo), Monday, 19 February 2007 05:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Is that clip where she talks about Back to the Future still online? Wait until this girl sees The Matrix, holy shit.

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Monday, 19 February 2007 05:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Beats waxing.

― Eazy (Eazy), Monday, 19 February 2007 05:54 (seventeen years ago) link

she probably just saw Empire Records for the first time or something.

Yeah that scene ocurred to me as well, when I saw the pics I was thinking "well shock me shock me shock me".

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 19 February 2007 06:12 (seventeen years ago) link

Is that clip where she talks about Back to the Future still online? Wait until this girl sees The Matrix, holy shit.

Here you go. Starts with "Ahhm ugly..." and end with Back to the Future.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LILp1iyKVg&eurl=

― Metrosexual Healing (crunkleJ), Monday, 19 February 2007 06:27 (seventeen years ago) link

I think she was playing a bit retarded in that clip, to be honest. Thinking it was cute to act spazzed out.

It's funny, if someone like Pink did this or even Xtina in her "Stripped" days, no one would be surprised (ok, maybe a little surprised but definitely not hysterical).

BEcause it more or less fits in with their image (or how the public perceives them). With Britney it doesn't. At all. This is like a train wreck: you kinda feel sorry for the girl but also curious how this will end. I think it's pretty sad, really, even if she's a spoiled rich brat. This is what happens when celebrities get into depression or/and don't see a way out. This haircut is not ROXOR but EFFEXOR.

― nathalie (stevienixed), Monday, 19 February 2007 08:57 (seventeen years ago) link

My (nearly 11-year-old) daughter saw this on breakfast TV as she was getting ready for school this morning. I asked her what she thought, and she shrugged and said "celebrities thrive on attention, it's like oxygen to them. Nobody buys her music any more, so I guess she has to do something else to get in the papers"

― C J (C J), Monday, 19 February 2007 09:00 (seventeen years ago) link

smart girl

― more humid 4 u (jergins), Monday, 19 February 2007 09:23 (seventeen years ago) link

The Daily Star came up with a bit of genius thinking..

The ebay hair auction: The buyer could get the hair sent to a testing clinic and find out what Britney's really been taking.

(So, the auction will either lead to a newspaper bidding war, or the auction will get shut down by e-bay, for reasons as yet undecided)

― M Grout (Mark Grout), Monday, 19 February 2007 09:40 (seventeen years ago) link

Maybe this is all part of some kind of Scientologically kaballistical "hair is teh evil" doctrine thing.

― StanM (StanM), Monday, 19 February 2007 09:47 (seventeen years ago) link

Britney is subtly insulting sikhs.

― Ed (dali), Monday, 19 February 2007 09:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Wow CJ! Serious smarts.

― kv_nol (kv_nol), Monday, 19 February 2007 10:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Okay now Britney please do a cover of "Take The Skinheads Bowling"!!

― nklshs (nklshs), Monday, 19 February 2007 14:01 (seventeen years ago) link

(So, the auction will either lead to a newspaper bidding war, or the auction will get shut down by e-bay, for reasons as yet undecided)

This listing (330089956532) has been removed or is no longer available.

― onimo (nu_onimo), Monday, 19 February 2007 14:06 (seventeen years ago) link

celebrities thrive on attention, it's like oxygen to them. Nobody buys her music any more, so I guess she has to do something else to get in the papers

this is likely right - the other possibility is that she just really doesn't want to be famous anymore and this is a big fu leave me alone im not pretty see. of course not a v effective tactic if yr trying to get the press to leave you alone. i mean her whole career was masterminded by her mom - there no evidence that she really wanted to be famous in the first place. her behavior over the last few years tends towards some ideal of settling down and being normal (in the manner of one who has been totally mind-fucked by celebrity of course).

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Monday, 19 February 2007 14:12 (seventeen years ago) link

where's a picture of her hair?? (or lack thereof) I know that stence posted is fake. (or maybe not??)

― Ms Misery (MsMisery), Monday, 19 February 2007 14:25 (seventeen years ago) link

just erase the tats.

http://edition.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/Music/02/17/britney.bald.ap/index.html

― nathalie (stevienixed), Monday, 19 February 2007 14:27 (seventeen years ago) link

i mean her whole career was masterminded by her mom - there no evidence that she really wanted to be famous in the first place. her behavior over the last few years tends towards some ideal of settling down and being normal (in the manner of one who has been totally mind-fucked by celebrity of course).

That's why I can't help but feel sorry for her. I know a lot of people think it's a publicity stunt but I think it's just her own fucked up way of dealing with her problems.

― The Many Faces of Gordon Jump (Leon), Monday, 19 February 2007 14:32 (seventeen years ago) link

I think, if nothing else, it's pretty clear she's ditched her pr/management/spiritual advisor or whatever.

― g000blar (g00blar), Monday, 19 February 2007 14:34 (seventeen years ago) link

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i134/dgoobl/brit.jpg

― g000blar (g00blar), Monday, 19 February 2007 14:34 (seventeen years ago) link

wow. maybe she's going to start making hardcore music or something? has bought a large collection of wigs?

― Ms Misery (MsMisery), Monday, 19 February 2007 14:38 (seventeen years ago) link

The Bimbo Summit seemed like just yesterday!

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Monday, 19 February 2007 14:41 (seventeen years ago) link

http://scoopsnoodle.com/lix/post.jpg

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Monday, 19 February 2007 15:00 (seventeen years ago) link

I think Paris is like the one ring, just being around makes people go doolally.

― The Many Faces of Gordon Jump (Leon), Monday, 19 February 2007 15:02 (seventeen years ago) link

That's why I can't help but feel sorry for her. I know a lot of people think it's a publicity stunt but I think it's just her own fucked up way of dealing with her problems.

I agree. I mean, she's probably insufferable and spoiled, but still I do feel sorry for her.

Paris... Well, she's just a shitmagnet, isn't she? IF you come too close then you go batshit and/or become instantly passé. Think Tara Reid (and a gazillion others).

― nathalie (stevienixed), Monday, 19 February 2007 15:03 (seventeen years ago) link

yet paris herself is strangely unaffected

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Monday, 19 February 2007 15:04 (seventeen years ago) link

i love the way that paris herself still seems so UNLIKELY to go crazy, or anywhere near rehab. i suspect she revels in all the wrongness, is able to do like twice the amount of drugs britney and lindsay do, and is entirely unafflicted by their self-loathing the next morning.

xp!

― lexpretend (lexpretend), Monday, 19 February 2007 15:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Paris has enough people loathing her that she doesn't need to bother joining in.

― onimo (nu_onimo), Monday, 19 February 2007 15:09 (seventeen years ago) link

why do you love that lex?

― temporary enrique (temporary enrique), Monday, 19 February 2007 15:10 (seventeen years ago) link

wow, they all seem pretty freaky !

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Monday, 19 February 2007 15:13 (seventeen years ago) link

Not again! (xpost)

― kv_nol (kv_nol), Monday, 19 February 2007 15:14 (seventeen years ago) link

ihttp://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/02_02/BritneySpears3MTX_468x429.jpg

― maura (maura), Monday, 19 February 2007 15:15 (seventeen years ago) link

"i love that racist no-brains drug-hoover doesn't visibly have breakdown"

― temporary enrique (temporary enrique), Monday, 19 February 2007 15:15 (seventeen years ago) link

i love the way that paris herself still seems so UNLIKELY to go crazy

I would say she can cover it up pretty well. She's admitted (in her diaries) to boulemia and drug use.

― nathalie (stevienixed), Monday, 19 February 2007 15:17 (seventeen years ago) link

"i love that racist no-brains drug-hoover doesn't visibly have breakdown"

― lexpretend (lexpretend), Monday, 19 February 2007 15:19 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm curious why you love that, too.

― Bellicose Veins (Rock Hardy), Monday, 19 February 2007 15:20 (seventeen years ago) link

do you seriously want to have this discussion AGAIN? i am about to go into a meeting, i am busy busy, so i can't. isn't BALDNEY more worthy of our discussion?

― lexpretend (lexpretend), Monday, 19 February 2007 15:21 (seventeen years ago) link

you've never put up an argument though! her brilliance is so great it dazzles all non-racist thought or whatever.

― temporary enrique (temporary enrique), Monday, 19 February 2007 15:23 (seventeen years ago) link

ask the lex

Try there...

― kv_nol (kv_nol), Monday, 19 February 2007 16:02 (seventeen years ago) link

I meant try asking there!

― kv_nol (kv_nol), Monday, 19 February 2007 16:02 (seventeen years ago) link

can't be bothered.

― temporary enrique (temporary enrique), Monday, 19 February 2007 16:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Well there you go then.

― kv_nol (kv_nol), Monday, 19 February 2007 16:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Britney's just in the Lost Highway phase of life.

― Eazy (Eazy), Monday, 19 February 2007 16:12 (seventeen years ago) link

I'd pay to see a Norbit-like movie about a love affair between wigged Britney and bald Britney.

― Eazy (Eazy), Monday, 19 February 2007 16:15 (seventeen years ago) link

"She's admitted (in her diaries) to boulemia"

too much sourdough?

― scott seward (121212), Monday, 19 February 2007 16:20 (seventeen years ago) link

no, too filling. she prefer emptiness.

― nathalie (stevienixed), Monday, 19 February 2007 16:35 (seventeen years ago) link

'Zactly.

I love Paris' relationship with celebrity 'cuz it's so fucking casual -- therefore sane, uncreepy. Compared with the likes of Britney, who seems as though she's being traumatized by fame, Paris is pretty damn cool about it. She's in control.

Being superficial has distinct advantages, esp. re: floating vs. sinking.

― as in 'powdered feet' (pye poudre), Monday, 19 February 2007 16:51 (seventeen years ago) link

jesus.

― temporary enrique (temporary enrique), Monday, 19 February 2007 16:52 (seventeen years ago) link

Being ~~superficial~~ shit has distinct advantages, esp. re: floating vs. sinking.

fixed.

― Captain Purple Items (nu_onimo), Monday, 19 February 2007 16:53 (seventeen years ago) link

if you think getting famous via a sex tape is uncreepy, then well done, otm.

― temporary enrique (temporary enrique), Monday, 19 February 2007 16:54 (seventeen years ago) link

what about jesus, enrique? being famous for changing water into wine. now THAT's creepy. ;-) or was that some other dude?

― nathalie (stevienixed), Monday, 19 February 2007 16:55 (seventeen years ago) link

that's not creepy, that's awesome.

― temporary enrique (temporary enrique), Monday, 19 February 2007 16:56 (seventeen years ago) link

Wait, i thought Jesus' earlier miracle was the loaves & fishes thing.

― they be stealin' kingfish's bucket (kingfish), Monday, 19 February 2007 17:09 (seventeen years ago) link

Not just awesome - that's way cool.

― EZ Snappin (EZSnappin), Monday, 19 February 2007 17:13 (seventeen years ago) link

wasn't water to wine part of the loaves and fishes thing?

― Ms Misery (MsMisery), Monday, 19 February 2007 17:14 (seventeen years ago) link

How Paris got famous is creepy, how she deals with it isn't. I loathe Paris but I have to say, no other celebrity out there handles (or seems to handle) the constant invasion of privacy so easily.

Sex tape, beaten up by boyfriend, hacked T-mobile, falling out with best friend, racist comments, flashing her coochie, being pelted by trash - for Paris, there really is no such thing as bad publicity.

― Stuck in ILX Limbo (Roz), Monday, 19 February 2007 17:17 (seventeen years ago) link

well, here's a list, altho this wiki has a better design. Water into wine only shows up in the book of John, but the mass feeding and healing events in the other books happen later on.

― they be stealin' kingfish's bucket (kingfish), Monday, 19 February 2007 17:21 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost - and that's not creepy?

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Monday, 19 February 2007 17:23 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost - I really don't know. I skipped over most of the bible stories.

― Ms Misery (MsMisery), Monday, 19 February 2007 17:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Haha probably creepy isn't the right word. This reminds me a bit of something from a Discworld book, which went something like "if sticking screws up your nose was madness, then numbering them and keeping them in careful compartments was sanity, which was the opposite-- Ah. No. It wasn't, was it..."

Paris isn't crazy, she's just TOO sane.

― Stuck in ILX Limbo (Roz), Monday, 19 February 2007 17:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Ignoring the xposts suddenly makes this thread awesome.

― Bellicose Veins (Rock Hardy), Monday, 19 February 2007 17:32 (seventeen years ago) link

haha you mean BALDNEY wasn't already awesome enough?

― Stuck in ILX Limbo (Roz), Monday, 19 February 2007 17:34 (seventeen years ago) link

the intimate video upthread where she speaks frustratingly and symbolically to her friend about what seems like celebrity induced problems and the fact that it was sold by possibly same friend and he seems completely not aware or ignoring her meaning and at times just prepping her for a scandalous "yes, i party" admittal =very poignant. did that make any sense? well, i feel sorry for her a bit..

― Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Monday, 19 February 2007 17:38 (seventeen years ago) link

wow. maybe she's going to start making hardcore music or something? has bought a large collection of wigs?
-- Ms Misery (missmisery7...), Today 2:38 PM. (MsMisery) (later)

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/02_02/BritneySpears3MTX_468x429.jpg

Britney Not Even Renting It

― Rick Gibralter (grady), Monday, 19 February 2007 19:32 (seventeen years ago) link

court said on 18 Feb 2007 at 12:14 am

shes insane! i love it! im sad abotu what shes ingesting, and the bad man who got her started on that shit.
but shes made herself a true outsider under the influence or not- wch in itself is not a crime, shes expressed whatshes feeling insdie on the outside an dyes its the result of a pysc hotic break due to uh…ingestion of a very very very evil substance. and i know what i know because i know, the people who know- she cred for a long tome before she did it and hewr bodygiards were allthat was with her
how the ultmate insider the persopn whose almnost directly resposnble for ruining guitar rock ended up shaving herhead is an ultmate ironyt and the fact that she shaved her head hell if i didi it noonbe would blnk butt hats cos ive aleways been an ousider even when im an insider- but ths is breaking news due to that fact that this was the lolita fuck up fantasy doll jonbenet nghtmare- i remember the firt time i saw a little thing on her in spin i seriously very seriously thought iutw as a parody like an snl skit and when it became real i worried and it affected everyone, in my world in teh world of rock n roll and this may as well be death in some ways- she wasnts ober when she did it - i wish she had been because then id be able to really kind of get behind it and just say- fuck yeah express yourself- do it= ypu dont feel pretty on ths inside anymore show it man, but it s happened and itslegendary, this is going to be legendary.
is she going to join mercury rev? start hanging at spac eland?
i doubts he even udrstands that world but nod ecent punk at heart can begrudge the once totally self an dmommy sexualised “virgin” for shavin g her dammed head, i love it and im sad for her att he sAme time.
im sure shes clueless to how brilliant this was, how in some ways anarchic an dfemnist it was- but she still needs to go back to rehab.
thjats myt two cents.

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Monday, 19 February 2007 23:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Use one spellcheck, Courtney -- you're assaulting my eyes.

― The Many Faces of Gordon Jump (Leon), Monday, 19 February 2007 23:55 (seventeen years ago) link

i think she would improve mercury rev substantially at this point

― esoj@w3rk (esoj@w3rk), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 00:02 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm sure shes clueless to how brilliant this was vs. being clueless about underestimating others and overestimating yourself.

i'm clueless to why i'm involved in this tho.

― Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 05:19 (seventeen years ago) link

har:
http://search.ebay.com/britney-hair_W0QQcatrefZC6QQcoactionZcompareQQcoentrypageZsearchQQcopagenumZ1QQfposZQ5AIPQ2fPostalQQfromZR10QQfsooZ1QQfsopZ1QQftrtZ1QQftrvZ1QQsacatZQ2d1QQsadisZ200QQsargnZQ2d1QQsaslcZ2QQsbrftogZ1QQsofocusZbs

― Norman Phay (Pashmina), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 09:36 (seventeen years ago) link

Real Lock of Britney Spears' Hair! Already in UK!!
BRITNEY SPEARS HAIR FOUND ON MY TOAST! CD, TOO!
Proceeds donated to Minnesota Valley Humane Society!
Britney Spears Hair is back with Wooly Willy Toy!!
Put Britney's Hair Back On With The Magnet Wand!
BRITNEY SPANIEL'S HAIR!
BRITNEY SPEARS HAIR BRUSH
WAS LAST BRUSH TO COMB HER HAIR

100% GENUINE lock of Britney Spears Hair
The reason there is no reserve is it will sell its self

― g000blar (g00blar), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 09:54 (seventeen years ago) link

back in.

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 22:12 (seventeen years ago) link

court said on 18 Feb 2007 at 12:14 am...THE MOST AWESOMEST THING EVER TYPED ON THE INTERNET

― nklshs (nklshs), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 22:19 (seventeen years ago) link

hahaha, when i clicked on hstencil's link, the lowermybills.com ad was the one where your mouse turns into an electric razor and you shave the dudes head.

― Rick Gibralter (grady), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 22:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Paris Hilton is the best-looking and the most toxic, which is why she's the most awesome. I mean, cmon-- if you can't handle the hoovering, the dancing and the drinking, then maybe you shouldn't be involved in a VIP-room celebrity lifestyle? Feeling bad for Spears or Lohan is fucking absurd, imo. The only one who I worry about is Nicole Richie, and that is only because she looks like she needs to be liberated from the secret Nazi camp in sunny Barbados.

― the table is the table (trees), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 23:10 (seventeen years ago) link

Paris Hilton is the best-looking

?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

― nuneb (nuneb), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 23:15 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Cartoon-Girls-Gone-Wild.jpg

― they be stealin' kingfish's bucket (kingfish), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 23:44 (seventeen years ago) link

She IS! I mean, her box over the Spears' box or the Lohan box any day.

― the table is the table (trees), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 00:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Two words: wonky eye.

― The Many Faces of Gordon Jump (Leon), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 00:15 (seventeen years ago) link

battle of the scissorin' firecrotches

― they be stealin' kingfish's bucket (kingfish), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 00:17 (seventeen years ago) link

When I take time out from my studies, artistic pursuits and charitable work to contemplate celebrity gossip I feel bad for Lindsey Lohan because I liked nu-Parent Trap and Mean Girls and I've felt kinda bad for Britney ever since that creepy Lolita Rolling Stone cover that came out when I was in middle school. Paris Hilton's steely resolve in the face of wealth and fame aside she is really vile and I have already used up my reserve of irrational appreciation for a seemingly v. nasty famous person on Kimora Lee Simmons

― A B C (sparklecock), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 00:26 (seventeen years ago) link

I think when I regard someone by their looks, I'm not usually thinking of the state of their labia. Maybe that's just me, though.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 00:49 (seventeen years ago) link

It's a guy thing.

(not really)

(ok, maybe sometimes...)

― milo (milo), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 00:50 (seventeen years ago) link

the hair is in very good condition , still alive.

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver (hoosteen), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 01:34 (seventeen years ago) link

OH NOES BRITNEY TRIBBLE

― Nu-Edward III (edward iii), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 01:45 (seventeen years ago) link

(;__;)

― Eisbär (Eisbär), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 02:26 (seventeen years ago) link

ANY HAIR FOR SALE ON E-BAY IS A SCAM, PURE AND SIMPLE

(so says the 'authentic' buyritneyshair website anyway...

― M Grout (Mark Grout), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 10:25 (seventeen years ago) link

My brother-in-law sold real hair on eBay, it's wasn't Britney's though.

― Captain Purple Items (nu_onimo), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 10:30 (seventeen years ago) link

oh you know people are shaving their fucking cats to try to get in on this shit

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 10:32 (seventeen years ago) link

"Genuine Britney Pussy Hair!"

― Captain Purple Items (nu_onimo), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 10:33 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahaha cheers

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 10:35 (seventeen years ago) link

"buybritneyshair.com: Expires 18-feb-2009"

( http://www.dnsstuff.com/tools/whois.ch?ip=buybritneyshair.com )

They have two years' worth?

― StanM (StanM), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 10:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Britney checks- uh, out of rehab.

Y'all keeping up?

― Nicholas Passant (Nicholas Passant), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 18:25 (seventeen years ago) link

She's going to end up like Anna Nicole.

― The Many Faces of Gordon Jump (Leon), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 18:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Britney thought there was lice in her extensions (!)

Also, is that really a cigarette that she's smoking in that photo?

― vermonter (vermonter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 18:44 (seventeen years ago) link

guys i'm in love with meth britney

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 18:47 (seventeen years ago) link

k-fed stretched the shit outta her onion.

― thebingo (thebingo), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 19:13 (seventeen years ago) link

"She's going to end up like Anna Nicole."

or Michael Jackson.

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 19:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Stimulant drug abuse (particularly amphetamine and cocaine) can lead to delusional parasitosis as part of a stimulant psychosis. For example, excessive cocaine use can lead to an effect nicknamed "cocaine bugs"..

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 19:17 (seventeen years ago) link

Have there been any meth-fueled pop epics yet?

― they be stealin' kingfish's bucket (kingfish), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 19:19 (seventeen years ago) link

she should stay in rehab at least long enough to watch all three Back to the Future movies

― they be stealin' kingfish's bucket (kingfish), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 19:23 (seventeen years ago) link

http://thebosh.com/archives/upload/2007/02/kevin-federline-gq.jpg

k-fed is coming out of this marriage looking like the good parent

― Rick Gibralter (grady), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 19:36 (seventeen years ago) link

checked out of rehab again

the level of scrutiny that the entertainment industry is focusing on these people is really getting under my skin. it seems like they aren't going to be satisfied until she has a teary press conference where she admits to being a smack whore ala Tara Connor, or she dies.

― akm (akmonday), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:05 (seventeen years ago) link

OK I CAN'T KEEP TRACK OF HER REHABBING ANYMORE

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 18:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Possibly attempted suicide twice between head shaving and 2nd rehab check-in

Met with Reese Witherspoon's anti-paparazzi lawyer

Back in rehab for third time in a week

― Rick Gibralter (grady), Thursday, 22 February 2007 19:15 (seventeen years ago) link

We're told Spears showed up at Federline's house last night and he wouldn't let her in.

!!!!!!!!

― Rick Gibralter (grady), Thursday, 22 February 2007 19:19 (seventeen years ago) link

K-Fed is harsh

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 19:20 (seventeen years ago) link

WHAT KIND OF BIZARRO WORLD ARE WE LIVING IN WHERE K-FED FEELS HE'S TOO GOOD FOR BRITNEY SPEARS??!?!?!?!??

SUN RISES IN WEST TOMORROW, ROOSTERS TO CROW AT DUSK, FILM AT 11.

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Thursday, 22 February 2007 19:22 (seventeen years ago) link

well, in fairness, K-Fed isn't a meth addict in a bad wig.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 19:24 (seventeen years ago) link

(ps britney if u readin this don't take that personal, i love meth addicts in bad wigs and u can stay with me any day of the week)

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 19:24 (seventeen years ago) link

so get him a wig.

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Thursday, 22 February 2007 19:24 (seventeen years ago) link

listen i am not buying shit for kevin federline.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 19:33 (seventeen years ago) link

i'll bet that's how brits got hooked, buying shit for k-fed then taking a taste for herself. such a slippery slope.

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Thursday, 22 February 2007 19:34 (seventeen years ago) link

i think you're on to something.

― Rick Gibralter (grady), Thursday, 22 February 2007 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

not enough ppl carin about britney in this bitch ;_;

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 23:41 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, and the nu-ILX thread is just me trying to learn how to post images on nu-code.

― Rick Gibralter (grady), Friday, 23 February 2007 00:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Badass:
http://www.x17online.com/

She needs to guest star in a few episodes of The Wire before the hair grows out.

― Eazy (Eazy), Friday, 23 February 2007 01:57 (seventeen years ago) link

er, this link may last longer:
http://x17online.com/celebrities/britney_spears/x17_xclusive_britney_rages.php

― Eazy (Eazy), Friday, 23 February 2007 01:58 (seventeen years ago) link

those are great!

― Rick Gibralter (grady), Friday, 23 February 2007 02:39 (seventeen years ago) link

for the first time I feel britney could totally kick my ass.

i want to hang out with her and let her veg in my house but I kind of feel like we wouldn't like the same tv shows and she would mess up my netflix queue.

― Carey (Carey), Friday, 23 February 2007 03:13 (seventeen years ago) link

the paparazzi are fucking evil though. i already hate running into people that I see at work.

― Carey (Carey), Friday, 23 February 2007 03:14 (seventeen years ago) link

i applaud the shaved head hoodie lacrosse shorts and nikes look

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Friday, 23 February 2007 03:24 (seventeen years ago) link

i like how earlier in the day shes wearing the wig then later when she shows up to destroy kfeds car with her umbrella she goes w/the all business.

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Friday, 23 February 2007 03:27 (seventeen years ago) link

omfg that rules

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 15:09 (seventeen years ago) link

i'll bet that's how brits got hooked, buying shit for k-fed then taking a taste for herself. such a slippery slope.

She was on coke in 2002, which was before both marriages.

― billstevejim (billstevejim), Saturday, 24 February 2007 04:06 (seventeen years ago) link

or I should say, as early as 2002

― billstevejim (billstevejim), Saturday, 24 February 2007 04:06 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHLQkWOFFvg

;_;

― Rick Gibralter (grady), Saturday, 24 February 2007 23:00 (seventeen years ago) link

BRINTEY FOR PRESIDETN

― StanM (StanM), Saturday, 24 February 2007 23:20 (seventeen years ago) link

Has anyone photoshopped a bull into that picture of her attacking the car with a brolly?

― M Grout (Mark Grout), Saturday, 24 February 2007 23:52 (seventeen years ago) link

from nu-ilx thred:

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d151/XedgarsnyderX/britneythreat.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v247/kevinpook/Untitled-1.jpg

― Rick Gibralter (grady), Sunday, 25 February 2007 04:10 (seventeen years ago) link

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