Excelsior thread! Lots of laughs, rolling on the floor lauging, umm, maybe we should think of some short ways of saying that...

Meanwhile, we had a tenant on the back porch for three weeks:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/WilliamCrump63/BigMama.jpg

Rebuilt the web every evening at dusk, took it down at dawn. I was careful not to mess with her, but she quit showing up about a week ago. About an inch long (just the body, not counting the legs).

-- I Am Curious (George) (Slight Return) (crumpw@bellsouth.net), August 29th, 2006 7:09 PM. (Rock Hardy) (link)

eight.

-- M Grout (mark.grou...), August 30th, 2006 8:35 AM. (Mark Grout) (link)

Unless maybe he knew about LaMonte Young AND HATED HIM!

pˆnk s lord sükråt cunctør on August 30th, 2006
lamonte young meets cary grant!

-- much_aldo_about_nothing (aldo.cowpa...), September 1st, 2006. (much_aldo_about_nothing)

-- Doctor Casino (agode...), September 2nd, 2006.

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well done to scotland, and all their supporters.
-- CarsmileSteve (carsmilestev...), September 2nd, 2006.

-- masonic boom (kateotheremai...), November 24th, 2006 3:15 PM. (kate) (link)

Singer out of Notorhead.

-- nu_onimo (gerry.wat...), November 24th, 2006 3:15 PM. (nu_onimo) (link)

-- DJ Venutian (juror...), November 28th, 2006.

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Dom Passantino is just learning about fortunecity's hotlinking policy.

ZERO TOLERANCE

-- grbchv! (redneckz...), November 28th, 2006. (gbx) (later)

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I'm not a hotlinker, that's what's so insane about this.
-- Dom Passantino (juror...), November 28th, 2006. (DomPassantino) (later)

-- ken c (klaj...), November 29th, 2006 1:17 PM.

ERM NO I DON'T MEAN WANK OLYMPICS

-- ken c (dalfj...), November 29th, 2006 1:17 PM.

Pole vault

-- C J (CJ_The_Unrul...), November 29th, 2006 1:35 PM. (C J)

lacht aus laut?

Freak bed, more like.

-- horseshoe (rosalind51...), December 4th, 2006.

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with all the range and charisma of a junior high school play understudy

-- deep space nine (a.brother.runs.this.shi...), December 4th, 2006.

-- vahid (vfoz...), December 2nd, 2006.

OMG U R MY SOULMATE

-- Rodney Von Bushwickin The Barbarian Mother-Funky Stay High Dollar Billster (rodneyjgreen...), December 2nd, 2006.

The fuck?

-- Rodney Von Bushwickin The Barbarian Mother-Funky Stay High Dollar Billster (rodneyjgreen...), December 2nd, 2006.

That was not supposed to go into this thread.

-- Rodney Von Bushwickin The Barbarian Mother-Funky Stay High Dollar Billster (rodneyjgreen...), December 2nd, 2006.

lol u <3 vahid

-- amon (vvv@gmail.com), December 2nd, 2006.

AT BIBLE STUDY.

-- Laurel (sininspac...), December 4th, 2006

-- Leon Czolgosz (nicole.kessle...), December 4th, 2006.

-- david wilshire iv (wilshir...), December 4th, 2006.

and kate has rubbish indie rape fantasies.

-- Marmot (marmotwolo...), December 4th, 2006.

-- GALKIN (GALKI...), December 4th, 2006. (later)

-- teeny (teenydream...), Today 11:36 PM. (teeny) (later) (link)

Hey, Steve, how would you rewrite this sentence: "I'm a fanny"?

-- Eyeball Kicks (eyeballkick...) (webmail), December 5th, 2006 1:23 AM. (Eyeball Kicks) (later) (admin)

I'd probably rewrite it as: "Kiss my ass"

-- steve schneeberg (steve.schne...) (webmail), December 5th, 2006 1:29 AM. (steve go1dberg) (later) (admin)

-- lexpretend (lexusjee...), December 5th, 2006.

Sexual experience precludes hobbies. Just in adolescence and early adulthood or throughout a whole life? What about married audiophiles with $200k hi-fis, or fishermen, or anything? Once you've had sex you can't be arsed with culture or interests anymore so you just watch bad evening TV when not having sex?

-- Sick Mouthy (njsouthal...), December 5th, 2006.

the RIAA come round and bum you personally

-- sede vacante (n...), December 5th, 2006.

my life's been downhill all the way since i got laid

-- tissp! (tissp2...), December 5th, 2006.

as if those questions need to be answered. go ahead and pretend there's no correlation between teenage virginity and passionate, time consuming hobbies. we were both teenage virgins once, nick.

-- hm (mi...), December 5th, 2006.

Speak for yourself. I'm from Devon and had several pet dogs as a child.

-- Sick Mouthy (njsouthal...), December 5th, 2006.

(courtesy of forksclovetofu)

"nothing, he was too weak to talk, because he had been poisoned by a radioactive isotope that is deadly when ingested!"

-- Euai Kapaui (tracerhan...), December 5th, 2006.

what is awesome

that german pic is possibly the single funniest thing i've ever seen on excelsior though - just made me spurt my drink up my nose, which hurt, but was so worth it.

-- Marmot (marmotwolo...), December 5th, 2006 8:39 PM. (marmotwolof)

He Man sings 4 Non Blondes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8Nc8RCLy1s

http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1150519505053.jpg

"oh twoleftpaws"

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WHO IS IT? [admin: bloglink 86'd]
-- PEW (HouseholdNam...), December 5th, 2006.

Answers
SHUT THE FUCK UP.
-- John Justen wants to hit you in the head with a pipewrench. (johnjuste...), December 5th, 2006.

-- Mr. Que (pelagi...) (webmail), December 7th, 2006 5:58 PM. (Party with me Punker) (later) (link)

31. Maria showed scott how to post pictures.

-- grady (goforgrad...), December 7th, 2006. (later)

and yes omg he-man sings
tears in eyes for 4:28 min

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYnn51C3X_w

-- TOM. BOT. (tombo...), December 8th, 2006. (later)

Actually I've never asked Tracer how he got into Brown, maybe he's an alaskan bushman too

-- TOM. BOT. (tombo...), December 8th, 2006. (later)

I DO NOT HAVE ALASKAN BUSHMAN GENETICS I HAVE OHIO-MINNESOTAN BUSHMAN GENETICS THANK YOU VERY MUCH

-- Jesus Dan (djperr...), December 8th, 2006. (later)

(huge flamewar wherein my comments are repeatedly misinterpreted as being against affirmative action in six five etc)

-- TOM. BOT. (tombo...), December 8th, 2006. (later)

TOMBOT: KEEPIN A BRUTHA DOWN SINCE 2001

-- Jesus Dan (djperr...), December 8th, 2006. (later)

Centuries of Tolkein and intermittent Lutheran influence from the Honkies has shaped the Ohio-Minnesotan Bushman culture into its modern form. Computer science, German opera and Dr. Who Slash are the principal arts among the Ohio-Minnesotan Bushman tribe.

-- TOM. BOT. (tombo...), December 8th, 2006. (later)

did you see what I did there guys
-- TOM. BOT. (tombo...), December 8th, 2006.

You're a retard.
-- Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (garance8...), December 8th, 2006.

was the CIA involved?

[link]

[link]

-- PEW (HouseholdNam...), Today 6:16 PM. (PEW) (later) (link)

Answers

lennon hired chapman to kill him so he wouldn't have to live in a world with you.

-- deep space nine (a.brother.runs.this.shi...), Today 6:18 PM. (deep space nine) (later) (link)

To get to the other side?

-- David RER (quoteidio...), Today 6:51 PM. (Frank Fiore) (later) (link)

and there's a BRO talking on his cell phone, bragging to his friend about the strip club he went to last night and how socal has "dude, so many oriental girls here."

-- paresthesia hilton (jb...), December 8th, 2006. (get bent)

Answers

No eyepatch?

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), December 8th, 2006. (Ned)

asia will blow his fucking MIND, bro.

-- Jessie the Monster (meeea...), December 8th, 2006. (scarymonster)

-- TOM. BOT. (tombo...), Yesterday 7:29 PM. (trm) (later) (link)

"Rell me ruhbout ruh rabbits ruhgain."

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), Yesterday 7:31 PM. (Ned) (later) (link)

timing: the coordination of striking the ball at the right time

-- DJ Martian (altmartinu...), December 10th, 2006.

Thank you for explaining the concept of timing for us all.

-- Matt DC (runmd...), December 10th, 2006.

writing: the use of a pen or keyboard to type words

-- Lou Calvert (...), December 10th, 2006.

Vagina: That thing Martian has to pay to touch

-- Unnecessary (loopdaloo...), December 10th, 2006.

EX: A RODEO, HENTAI

-- jessie is logged out yet again! will the madness ever stop! (u...) (webmail), December 11th, 2006 5:49 PM. (later) (link)

I just found out my parents might be getting this for Ophelia. SHould I be worried?

-- nathalie (wotwotwo...), December 6th, 2006. (later)

No, every kid should have their own cute Asian friend.

-- nu_onimo (gerry.wat...), December 6th, 2006. (later)

Besides the long solos and the nerdy lyrics. Does ProgRock have less melody that other Rock? I mean what is it that distinquishes it, musiclaly?

-- PEW (HouseholdNam...), December 12th, 2006.

Answers

It has no input from coloured musics.

-- Comstock Carabinieri (copp...), December 12th, 2006.

-- Dragons (per the previous FAQ answer) (nklshs@ilx.biz), December 4th, 2006.

wait what happened

-- step hen faps (curtis.stephen...), December 4th, 2006.

-- Jesus Dan (djperr...), December 12th, 2006.

also my girlfriend misheard it as "NOW I COMMAND YOU N*GGAS TO GET PUPPIES" which would make it even better i think

-- max (mreadn...), December 12th, 2006.

-- deep space nine (a.brother.runs.this.shi...) (webmail), December 12th, 2006 8:21 PM. (deep space nine) (later) (link)

that is the most repulsive thing ever posted to ILX

-- Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (garance8...) (webmail), December 12th, 2006 8:22 PM. (Allyzay Eisenschefter) (later) (link)

um, tubgirl?

-- David RER (quoteidio...) (webmail), December 12th, 2006 8:23 PM. (Frank Fiore) (later) (link)

It's in the top 3, tho.

-- David RER (quoteidio...) (webmail), December 12th, 2006 8:23 PM. (Frank Fiore) (later) (link)

that needs to go into noize board quarterly .gif review

-- grbchv! (reduhnekkisssss...) (webmail), December 12th, 2006 8:24 PM. (gbx) (later) (link)

I find that grosser than tubgirl.

-- Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (garance8...) (webmail), December 12th, 2006 8:25 PM. (Allyzay Eisenschefter) (later) (link)

at least tubgirl is charming

-- this is cutty (holle...) (webmail), December 12th, 2006 8:26 PM. (mcutt) (later) (link)

-- Marcello Carlin (marcellocarli...), Today. (nostudium)

Answers

I don't drink in bars like that.
-- Fat Lady Wrestler (noodlevagu...), December 13th, 2006. (later)

-- jhoshea (totalwizar...), December 13th, 2006.

-- nabisco (san...), December 13th, 2006.

Part of me says "TUBGIRL HAS BEEN INVOKED, YOU ARE AT WORK, DON'T RISK IT."

lol "oral vomiting".

also on the GIS to-do list:

-lemonparty
-goatse

xp

xp: lol

The image hello.jpg originates from a set of 40 images depicting the man performing various anal sexual acts. In those images, the man used dildos and butt plugs to stretch his anus. The images were located by Stile Project and are also available from the "Contrib" section of the goatse.cx website under the filename gap.zip. hello.jpg is the third file in the archive, gap3.jpg.

nope
nope
no
nope
nope
heck no
nope
nope
nope
oh that one's nice!
nope
nope
nope
nope
decent
nope
nope
oh god no
nope
nope
nope
maybe
nope
nope
nope
uhuh
nope
nope
nope
nope
save that for the xmas card
nope
nope
no
nope
no
no
saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

We should stop talking about this and let the excelsioration be.

http://www.dickscab.com/nutsinass/

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Are those lyrics to a lost Bush song, gear?
-- milo (wooderso...), December 14th, 2006.

-- friday on the porch (l...), December 15th, 2006.

i would definitely be willing to break into my friend's account to bid $150,000 for that

-- friday on the porch (l...), December 15th, 2006.

-- PPlains (pleasant.plain...), December 15th, 2006. (later)

http://xkcd.com/verizon/verizon.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/WilliamCrump63/Lovecrafty.jpg

-- Bryan (twp62y...), December 15th, 2006. (later)

I really have trouble with how this album is being sold as some dark glimpse into harsh reality or whatever when half the lyrics are about thousand dollar jeans with mountain lions stitched on the crotch

-- Al (hoteloper...), December 15th, 2006.

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No we do NOT need reiterations of the well-worn & highly traumatic I POOPED ME PANTALOONS stories. This is about shitting in stalls.
-- David RER (quoteidio...), December 15th, 2006.

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:-(
-- Bryan (twp62y...), December 15th, 2006.

-- Trayce (spamspanke...), December 16th, 2006 6:38 AM. (later)

-- aimurchie (aimurchi...) (webmail), December 17th, 2006 1:49 PM. (aimurchie) (later) (link)

-- Tuomas (lixnix...), December 18th, 2006 3:09 PM. (Tuomas) (later)

-- Tuomas (lixnix...), December 18th, 2006.

you are a meme now, tough luck.
-- Ms Misery

"I heard you got beat up in a club. I didn't mean to offend nobody but Kellen Winslow. I apologized and am moved on."
-- Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants

lolz I was about to post that.

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RamPoe
-- latebloomer: glutton for PUNishment (posercore24...), December 18th, 2006.

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Poebra
-- latebloomer: glutton for PUNishment (posercore24...), December 18th, 2006.

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TangPoe and Cash
-- latebloomer: glutton for PUNishment (posercore24...), December 18th, 2006.

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Poe-ver the Top
-- latebloomer: glutton for PUNishment (posercore24...), December 18th, 2006.

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Rocky BalPoea II: Adrian, Nevermore
-- remy bean (rem...), December 18th, 2006.

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The Masque of the Dredd Death
-- latebloomer: glutton for PUNishment (posercore24...), December 18th, 2006.

...leading to:

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000065V3S.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

-- this is cutty (holle...) (webmail), December 19th, 2006 2:48 AM. (mcutt) (later) (link)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000065V3S.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

-- Ste (ste.foste...), December 19th, 2006 10:29 AM. (fuzzy) (link)

-- Onimo has his finger in the stink (gerry.wat...) (webmail), Today 12:39 PM. (nu_onimo) (later) (admin) (userip)

"but Gerry, I'm your Dad!"
"yer a wee cnut!"

-- Onimo has his finger in the stink (gerry.wat...) (webmail), Today 12:40 PM. (nu_onimo) (later) (admin) (userip)

-- PEW (HouseholdNam...), December 19th, 2006 3:39 PM.

beach house, beach house
girl talk, night ripper
liars, drums not dead
yyys, show yr bones
clipse, hhnf
blow, paper tv
rapture, pieces of the people
supersystem, million microphones
camp lo, fort apache: the mixtape
think about life, think about life

lcd soundsystem, 45:33
snowden, like bullets
delorean, time breaks off
t.i., what you know
beach house, master of none
the clipse, wamp wamp
fiery furnaces, benton harbor
gnarls barkley, crazy
justin timberlake, my love
midlake, roscoe

ray barreto, acid
karen dalton, in my own time
tortoise, a lazarus taxon
pavement, wowee zowee
willie colon, el malo

-- Jams Murphy (littleknow...), December 19th, 2006. (ystrickler) (later) (link)

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For one hopeful second there, I thought you wrote your ballot to the tune of "Vogue."
-- Michael Daddino (epicharmu...), December 19th, 2006. (epicharmus) (later) (link)

-- and what (an...), December 19th, 2006.

-- this is cutty (holle...), December 20th, 2006.

Taking the piss, I see.

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), December 20th, 2006.

You're entering the vicinity of an area adjacent to a location. The kind of place where there might be a monster or some sort of weird mirror. These are just examples. It could also be something much better. Prepare to enter... The Scary Door.

-- ledge (tomdotledge...), December 20th, 2006. (ledge) (later)

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Whereas hand-carved CDs by magic elves are laden with the uniqueness of their craft?
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), December 18th, 2006.

[A bearded man appears at his side.]

Man: No, Mr. Smith. You're not in heaven or hell. You're on an aeroplane.

[He pulls a curtain across. Smith looks out the window and sees a gremlin tearing up the wing.]

Smith: There's a gremlin destroying the plane! You've gotta believe me!

Man: Why should I believe you? You're Hitler!

[He holds up a mirror and Smith sees his reflection.]

Smith: No! [He turns to the seat next to him.] Eva Braun! Help me!

[She takes of her facemask, revealing she is a human-fly. Smith screams.]

Bender: Saw it coming!

-- grimly fiendish (simonmai...) (webmail), Today 3:30 PM. (simon) (later) (admin) (userip)
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That was the first draft of the Sherman brothers' song for Disney.

-- C J (CJ_The_Unrul...) (webmail), Today 4:20 PM. (C J) (later) (admin) (userip)

'sandbox history' is killing me.

Is there a site or other resource that tells you which jobs aren't the moral equivalent of scooping old mens' ass blow off the floor with your bare hands
-- TOM. BOT. (tombo...), December 21st, 2006.

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8:10!!! I was so close!
-- scott seward (skotro...), Today 3:50 PM. (121212) (later)

No, I don't think that will happen.
-- Jesus Dan (djperr...), Today 8:01 PM. (dan perry) (later)

man I wish enron was still in business now and he wasn't dead!! gee, art needs his help!!
-- TOM. BOT. (tombo...), December 21st, 2006.

i'm sure a lot of people still wish enron was in business, tom! they'd still have their pensions.
-- Tyrone Slothrop (hstenci...), December 21st, 2006.

ok that is a correct zing
-- TOM. BOT. (tombo...), December 21st, 2006.

-- jw (jo...), December 21st, 2006.

ALSO, PICTURES OF CATS WITH FUNNEH TEXT.

i feel very, very sorry for anybody who thinks excelsior threads are a collection of "the finest humor t'internet has to offer."

oh, and Mickey, not every internet handle has to be 'humourous'. If I think something has a pleasant ring to it, I'll adopt it. Meanwhile, you seem to have taken this as an opportunity to fire home another overlong, unfunny, misdirected zing. I despair. Perhaps my 'finest humour' claim was the teensiest bit sarcastic, Mickey? Certainly I could believe you missing that aspect.

xxpost DAMN YOU NOODLE VAGUE

-- this is cutty (holle...), December 20th, 2006 1:14 AM. (mcutt) (later)

-- Brian Miller (brian.mille...), December 21st, 2006.

-- Matt DC (runmd...), December 22nd, 2006.

-- jhoshea (totalwizar...) (webmail), December 22nd, 2006 6:12 PM. (jhoshea) (later) (link)

i dont think that is a photograph

-- Matt Cibula (expresso222...) (webmail), December 22nd, 2006 6:38 PM. (Formerly, the Haikunym) (later) (link)

i heard you got beat up in a club.

-- jhoshea (totalwizar...) (webmail), December 22nd, 2006 6:41 PM. (jhoshea) (later) (link)

-- Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (garance8...), December 22nd, 2006.

This really is a good idea.

-- Joe Isuzu's Petals (crump...), December 26th, 2006.

Hold on, uploading...

-- StanM (Stan10...), December 26th, 2006.

It doesn't want to get in my modem - could you hold some oats in front of your screen?

-- StanM (Stan10...), December 26th, 2006.

Is he operating Microsoft Stables or Macintosh Barn? Or even Linux Stalls?

-- editio princeps (pato.g2...), December 26th, 2006.

I'll have to go up into the iLoft to get some oats.

-- Joe Isuzu's Petals (crump...), December 26th, 2006.

The upload has failed, it was a trojan pony apparently. Sorry.

-- StanM (Stan10...), December 26th, 2006.

champagne blowjobs c/d

the amount of money i've spent on obscure boredoms side projects over the years is truly ridiculous. i was a mad collector at one point. i bet if we added the amount of money we've collectively spent on boredoms japanese imports over the years we could buy a small car.

-- geeta (geet...), April 11th, 2006.

Vision... Creation... NISSAN

-- morris pavilion (yndlqls0...), April 11th, 2006.

-- Matt DC (runmd...), December 27th, 2006.

Please, can someone help me find an image to use as the cover for a mix to introduce my friend to dream pop & shoegaze?

-- A Radio Picture (rrricke...), December 29th, 2006. (Factory Sample Not For Sale) (later) (link)

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-- Marmot (marmotwolo...), December 29th, 2006.

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http://www.sportsworldpix.co.uk/image/Leon-Osman-10x8-Print_219734.jpg
-- Comrades, meet Tildo Durd (papiermachealamphibia...), December 29th, 2006.

;_;
'
'
'
'
___________________________________________________________
^^^ that line is a river FYI

-- amon (...), December 29th, 2006. (amon)

-- stet (bonald...), January 2nd, 2007.

if he's on the toilet when he's talking to the editor, do they print the farts?

-- they call me candle guy (fluxion2...), January 2nd, 2007.

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Stop rubbing sand in them then.
-- much_aldo_about_nothing (aldo.cowpa...), November 24th, 2006.

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i'm trying to get sand in my vagina, but i fale.
y 2 brake balls, ilxsndbx?

-- teh_kit (bubutbu...), November 24th, 2006.

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That's the problem then, yr balls are in the way of yr vagina. Try removing them with a sharp knife?
-- much_aldo_about_nothing (aldo.cowpa...), November 24th, 2006.

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k brb
-- teh_kit (ki...), November 24th, 2006.

seriously have a drink in your house and forget about him (and also start picking up other dudes JUST IN CASE)

-- Allyzay P. Boxcars (sluttymcge...), February 12th, 2007 4:47 AM. (trm) (later) (link)

-- Ronan (ronan.fitzgerald...), February 12th, 2007. (Ronan) (later)

No, but it does make them yours forever.

-- Laurel (sininspac...), February 12th, 2007. (Laurel) (later)

It helps if you keep the head.

-- Laurel (sininspac...), February 12th, 2007. (Laurel) (later)

Right, I'll be returning all of YOUR e-mails promptly from now on...

-- Allyzay P. Boxcars (sluttymcge...), February 12th, 2007. (trm) (later)

daaaaaaaamn, she opening up a soup kitchen in her pants?

-- scott seward (skotro...), February 12th, 2007. (121212) (later) (link)

-- nabisco (san...), February 12th, 2007. (later)

The GBKWLF is a pretty respectble organization.

-- max (mreadn...), February 12th, 2007. (later)

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ME TOO!
-- M Grout, Today 3:48 PM. (Mark Grout) (later)

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I should rephrase that.
-- M Grout, Today 3:48 PM. (Mark Grout) (later)

-- Brian Miller (yourjobisyourcredi...) (webmail), February 14th, 2007 4:09 PM. (Brian Miller) (later) (link)

ewwwwwwww

-- Mr. Que (pelagi...) (webmail), February 14th, 2007 4:09 PM. (Party with me Punker) (later) (link)

that is what goes on at every B&B

-- Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (garance8...) (webmail), February 14th, 2007 4:10 PM. (Allyzay Eisenschefter) (later) (link)

CARE BEAR STAIR

-- Brian Miller (yourjobisyourcredi...) (webmail), February 14th, 2007 4:12 PM. (Brian Miller) (later) (link)

-- Shakey Mo Collier (audiobo...), February 14th, 2007 7:13 PM. (Shakey Mo Collier) (later) (link)

Hey fuck you, pal.

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), February 14th, 2007 7:14 PM. (Ned) (later) (link)

(at not with)

-- Tuomas (lixnix...), February 14th, 2007 9:41 PM. (Tuomas)

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Its a an american restaurant.
-- jw (jo...), February 14th, 2007 9:46 PM. (ex machina)

And what do you man by not have thought things through thoroughly" shadowcat?
I find when people say things like that they mean "accept political parties, if you don't you're wasting your time!" or "The government needs to interfere on behalf of (insert X whiney group who has no right to complain) because they're too lazy to get off their ass and do something other than whine!"
I had this LOONG discussion wih a very leftist woman. it was about the smoking bans.
"but what about the people who don't smoke?"
Who's making them go there?
"Where else will they go?"
A non=smoking restaraunt.
"Those didn't exist."
Hahahaa! Yeah they did. they were all over.
"You probably don't remember, but ost places were either smoking all over or the smoking section was poorly divided."
Yeah, I remember, and whle some places were poorly set up, newer restaraunts were very different.
"circular argument!"
No.
"Why should I have do deal with the smoke?"
You don't. Go somewhere else.
"Why should I have to?"
Because the owner of a private establishment has chosen not to abolish a certain legal activity.
"Where else should I go?"
That loop continued for about 10 minutes.
Eventually I suggested the alternative of getting together and starting a business that didn't have smoking.
"Well that's really hard!"(more or less)
Name a business that's easy and guaranteed, and I'll punch you for being stupid(isn't what I said, but it's what I meant).
"But a non smoking restaraunt would fail!"
Well first, that would show a lack of interest by the public for that kind of restaraunt, and second we're sitting in a restaraunt that's been non-smoking from day one and it's doing just fine.
"but what about the health risks for employees?"
at that point I gave up and didn't say "Who forced them to work there? NO ONE likes to work in food service, so they've probably got jack for skills and shouldn't be picky!"
I did however touch on the idea of PRECEDENT.

SO. if you're calling me an idealist, thank you.
If you just think that the government should be like an overprotective christian parent and watch and guide our every move, try making choices for yourself for a whole month. No book can tell you what to do, you cannot ask for advice. You will make every decision for yourself.
I suggest you do this on vacation.
My guess is you'll either be addicted to freedom or be frightened by choice. In case one, I'll congradulate you, in case two, I pity you.

-- Geza T iz tha Rainy G. Toronado (gzeusmant...), February 15th, 2007. (later)

ok can someone walk me through this killfile/ignore user thing?

-- Rick Gibralter (goforgrad...), February 15th, 2007. (later)

-- Tuomas (lixnix...), February 15th, 2007.

Franklin Bruno not listed as Famous Alumni?! BAH

-- Shakey Mo Collier (audiobo...), February 15th, 2007 4:29 PM. (Shakey Mo Collier) (later)

haha "juvenilesolutions.com" indeed

-- urghonomic (gffcnn...), February 15th, 2007 6:36 PM. (gcannon)

do you see where there is a killfiled post? ie you don't see the post, but you do see [deleted post here] or something. a board i was on before had that.

-- lexpretend (lexusjee...), February 15th, 2007 6:36 PM. (lexpretend)

no offense, tom, this is pretty fly to finally see since people have been clamoring for it since forever.

xpost it should display something even more insulting

-- urghonomic (gffcnn...), February 15th, 2007 6:37 PM. (gcannon)

what?

-- coz aja (bge...), February 15th, 2007 6:37 PM. (bundgee)

self x-poster

-- ^@^ (map@map.edu), February 15th, 2007 6:38 PM. (map)

38. simply walk into Mordor
-- Nu-Edward III (ehonaue...), February 15th, 2007 7:16 PM. (edward iii)

-- a_p (a|e...) (webmail), February 15th, 2007 7:33 PM. (a_p) (later) (link)

. . .then bruce springsteen probably wrote a song about it?

-- Mr. Que (pelagi...) (webmail), February 15th, 2007 7:35 PM. (Party with me Punker) (later) (link)

-- Matt Cibula (expresso222...), February 16th, 2007 5:34 PM. (Formerly, the Haikunym) (later) (link)

-- Susan Douglas (SusanisDougla...), February 16th, 2007 7:40 AM. (later)

i stopped looking before i got to the balls.

-- Rick Gibralter (goforgrad...), February 16th, 2007 7:42 AM. (later)

I still can assume exactly what you said, and I'd just like to invite you to go read EVERY OTHER THREAD ON ILX INSTEAD you tool!!

Also: FERAL CHILDREN!!!! :D

-- Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (garance8...), February 16th, 2007. (later)

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This thread is devoted to "Flamboyant" by the Pet Shop Boys

To me, this sounds more like Stephin Merritt's pastiches of 80s synthpop than like any of the classic PSB songs I know. I think, however, that I like it more than either anything by Merritt or any classic PSB I know.

-- sundarsubramanian (south.side.of.the.sky.REMOVETHIS.200...), February 16th, 2007.

Answers

Classic moment 1:
"It all takes courage
You know it
Just crossing the street
well, it's almost heroic"

-- sundarsubramanian (south.side.of.the.sky.REMOVETHIS.200...), February 16th, 2007.

(I will now go to the gym and try to salvage what's left of my masculinity.)

-- sundarsubramanian (south.side.of.the.sky.REMOVETHIS.200...), February 16th, 2007.

At the GYM?

-- nabisco (san...), February 17th, 2007.

---

yo bruce's paraents left him the keys to the car, let's pick up mary and rosalita and the bros and go cruising for burgers & REDEMPTION
-- mark coleman (writeco...), February 16th, 2007.

[...]

-- resumo impetus (n...), February 16th, 2007.

This must be Sinead O'Connor, right?

it's the VU acetate of celebrity hair.

-- the table is the table (meltingglacier...), February 19th, 2007 4:28 AM. (trees) (link)

have you actually watched the simpsons in the last 9 or 10 years?
-- and what (an...), February 19th, 2007. (later)

'the simpsons are going to north korea!'
-- and what (an...), February 19th, 2007. (later)

Not really. I haven't had a TV set for 5 years, and I'm not sure if they're even showing it here anymore.
-- Tuomas (lixnix...), February 19th, 2007. (later)

'the simpsons aren't going to finland!'
-- and what (an...), February 19th, 2007. (later)

Where are those sea lion pics originally from? Are they for real?

-- Tuomas (lixnix...), February 19th, 2007. (Tuomas) (later)

nah, it's a dude in a sea lion costume.

-- Ms Misery (missmisery7...), February 19th, 2007. (MsMisery) (later)

-- Geir Hongro (geirhon...), February 19th, 2007.

What about if it's just a brain? In a jar?

-- It's Expected I'm Maud Gonne (noodlevagu...), February 19th, 2007.

-- Moisture G Mess (gzeusmant...), February 19th, 2007 9:06 PM. (The GZeus)

This staff goes to L.

-- nklshs (nklsh...), February 19th, 2007 9:09 PM. (nklshs)

Your tips on accommodation (budget priced), cafes, galleries, sightseeing, oddities, places to take weird and wonderful photos, and generally cool/fun places very gratefully received.

-- Daniel Marcus (danielmarcus6...), December 25th, 2006.

Answers

I hope it worked out for you.

-- PPlains (pleasant.plain...), February 19th, 2007.

"Your Lesbian tips please" spoof thread in 5...4...3...

-- It's Expected I'm Maud Gonne (noodlevagu...), February 19th, 2007.

Followed by "your lesbian tits", obv.

-- ailsa_xx (ailsa.watso...), February 19th, 2007.

You had to get that one off your chest?

-- It's Expected I'm Maud Gonne (noodlevagu...), February 19th, 2007.

Oh, lez not turn this into a pun thread.

-- ailsa_xx (ailsa.watso...), February 19th, 2007.

JOKE

nb: set your watch to pre-2002 first.

i find 600 escudos is usually reasonable.

END OF JOKE

-- grimly fiendish (simonmai...), February 20th, 2007.

really mature, guys. such saphomoric humor.

-- hm (mi...), February 20th, 2007.

-- nklshs (nklsh...), February 20th, 2007. (nklshs) (later) (link)

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-- It's Expected I'm Maud Gonne (noodlevagu...) (webmail), February 21st, 2007 11:02 AM. (Modal Fugue) (later) (link)

Little bit of politics.

-- White Collar Boxer (juror...) (webmail), February 21st, 2007 11:02 AM. (DomPassantino) (later) (link)

little bit of shit west end musical

-- It's Expected I'm Maud Gonne (noodlevagu...) (webmail), February 21st, 2007 11:03 AM. (Modal Fugue) (later) (link)

Little bit of Andrew Lloyd Webber's cum on his chin

-- White Collar Boxer (juror...) (webmail), February 21st, 2007 11:03 AM. (DomPassantino) (later) (link)

-- temporary enrique (miltonpinsk...), Today. (later)

-- ZR (teenagequie...), February 21st, 2007.

i blame my father and years and years of "you're so tall, you must be great at basketball" for clouding my vision until this very day
-- ZR (teenagequie...), February 21st, 2007.

but NO MORE
-- ZR (teenagequie...), February 21st, 2007.

ah fuck it i ain't got the time to follow basketball
-- ZR (teenagequie...), February 21st, 2007.

TOO BUSY SUCKIN ON A DING DONG
-- 69 (plsmit...), February 21st, 2007.

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yeah but what if you want to rename it to something more informative than xpost?
-- sterl clover (s.clove...), February 21st, 2007 7:38 AM. (s_clover)

-- JordanC (jordan...) (webmail), February 21st, 2007 4:22 PM. (JordanC) (later) (link)

(I could've put another "eating" in there but I didn't)

-- JordanC (jordan...) (webmail), February 21st, 2007 4:23 PM. (JordanC) (later) (link)

-- resumo impetus (n...), February 21st, 2007 4:03 PM. (blueski) (later)

or Break and Enter, you go to jail for that.

-- Captain Purple Items (ilx.onim...), February 21st, 2007 4:10 PM. (nu_onimo) (later)

this is a song in the making

-- scary german latebloomer (posercore24...), February 21st, 2007 4:54 PM. (clonefeed) (later) (link)

i think randy newman may have already written it.

-- scott seward (skotro...), February 21st, 2007 4:56 PM. (121212) (later) (link)

-- Trayce (spamspanke...), February 21st, 2007 12:49 AM. (later)

-- forksclovetofu (forksclovetof...) (webmail), February 22nd, 2007 2:54 AM. (forksclovetofu) (later) (link)

-- Little kernel of salty honey (samsajk...) (webmail), February 23rd, 2007 3:40 PM. (crunkleJ) (later) (link)

You're not supposed to bring up 9/11 until the second date.

-- JordanC (jordan...) (webmail), February 23rd, 2007 3:41 PM. (JordanC) (later) (link)

I brought it up in a "sexy" way. I said in a breathy voice, "Fly your jetliner into my Pentagon...."

-- Little kernel of salty honey (samsajk...) (webmail), February 23rd, 2007 3:47 PM. (crunkleJ) (later) (link)

"Our twin towers are on fire!"

-- Little kernel of salty honey (samsajk...) (webmail), February 23rd, 2007 3:48 PM. (crunkleJ) (later) (link)

This is just what I needed this morning: 9/11 innuendo.

-- danno martinez (thedanmarti...) (webmail), February 23rd, 2007 3:48 PM. (danno martinez) (later) (link)

what is adblock?

― lex pretend, Wednesday, November 30, 2011 1:39 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Permalink

i think he was in the beastie boys

― no-one writes to the (pomplamau5), Wednesday, November 30, 2011 1:42 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Permalink

Ah, the subtle joy of old Excel entries..

pˆnk s lord sükråt cunctør on August 30th, 2006
lamonte young meets cary grant!

Liked that one...

xpost what is dadjoek

LJ swears up and down that the new Wilco is the best thing they've ever done

― gov. brownback blows a lot (henrietta lacks), Wednesday, November 30, 2011 4:15 AM (11 hours ago)

you mean the guy that made a chocolate & cheese sauce to serve with fish?

― v-shasty, Wednesday, November 30, 2011 4:16 AM (11 hours ago)

classic

Frantisek Kotzwara, musician:

"He is perhaps more famous for the notorious nature of his death.[2]" the notorious masturbatory nature i think you mean

Stephen David Wyatt Milligan, British MP:

"He was found dead in his flat in Chiswick, London in February 1994, strangled by an electrical cord during an act of autoerotic asphyxiation.[1]" - well there we go, that's frank, bravo

Vaughn Bodē, artist:

"Bodē's death was due to autoerotic asphyxiation, or perhaps the use of asphyxia as a meditation aid: his last words (to his son) were, "Mark, I've seen God four times, and I'm going to see him again soon. That's No. 1 to me, and you're No. 2."" - uh ok, that's the end of researching this topic. i am fucked up for lyfe now

― Z S, Wednesday, November 30, 2011 4:06 AM (Yesterday)

Number 2 shoulda been number 1 to Bode
If you ain't seeing god, quit choking your goddamn self

Daniel's stuff on the Republican thread always makes me laugh.

he should, as i am (Santorum's) constituency.

― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, December 1, 2011 2:07 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Permalink

well, me and his wife and their 42 kids and his parents and his in-laws and a few friends from the "No Sex 'Till Marriage" support group he sponsors.

― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, December 1, 2011 2:08 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Permalink

okay, mitt romney is TERRIBLE at retail politics.

i'm sort of torn on this. on the one hand, i think i'd hate doing this as much as romney obviously does. on the other hand, if he just relaxed -- i.e., if he wasn't looking for the sharp or witty line (which doesn't work in these settings), or so quick to deliver a false greeting (and it shows), or so gifted as ruining the possibility of conversation (see virtually every effort to engage a voter here) -- he'd be okay.

― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, December 1, 2011 1:41 PM Bookmark Permalink

so basically you are saying if Mitt Romney was a little less like Mitt Romney, he'd be okay

― OH NOES, Thursday, December 1, 2011 1:42 PM Bookmark Permalink

no.

― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, December 1, 2011 1:44 PM Bookmark Permalink

i am saying if mitt romney were a lot less like mitt romney, he'd be okay.

― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, December 1, 2011 1:44 PM Bookmark Permalink

missed italics on "lot" but still lol

Pretty sure referring to one's political opponents as either stupid or crazy is unlikely to convert many of them.

― M. White, Thursday, December 1, 2011 8:57 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink

depends how stupid / crazy they are

― iatee, Thursday, December 1, 2011 8:57 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink

fyi they dont kill the animals with guns in factory farming

― PROVEN BY BOOZE SCIENCE, Thursday, December 1, 2011 9:34 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink

of course not, anyone with sense would go for the unarmed ones

― OH NOES, Thursday, December 1, 2011 9:35 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink

Sorry you spent too much on Cheetos, markers. Poor people have been feeling this for years

― superb mario bothers (crüt) (step hen faps), Thursday, 1 December 2011 22:09 (Yesterday) Bookmark Permalink

big lol @ dan's post.

tonight i bought a quart of regular "golden nog", a quart of "vanilla nog" and a fifth of captain

― k3vin k., Friday, December 2, 2011 1:28 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Permalink

i apparently sold a serial comma as well

― k3vin k., Friday, December 2, 2011 1:28 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Permalink

nogl

― wil smif, Friday, December 2, 2011 1:35 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark

this thread went from sex to word problems way too quickly

― recently deposed application inspector for the (league of women voters), Monday, December 5, 2011 2:56 PM Bookmark Permalink

^ needs to be c&p'ed to 'Solitary Posts' imo

I think about most often to calm my anxiety. For instance I was on a flight recently and I started to get really nervous. I'm not the greatest flyer. Then I started thinking about how not everything is about me and how insignificant I am and how unlikely it was that the plane would crash just because I was on it. It helped. So did the benzos.

― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Wednesday, December 7, 2011 11:46 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Permalink

thanks I will help you open up ms word later

― iatee, Wednesday, December 7, 2011 3:02 PM (29 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink

can't be stopped can't be tamed

Hoos, just remember that most americans's would subscribe to the observation of Sam Rayburn: "any jackass can kick a barn down, but it takes a carpenter to build one."

You have to offer something constructive, other than anger and wilding around in the streets or most of america will tune you out.

― Aimless, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 19:23 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Permalink

what, they built a barn like yesterday

― iatee, Wednesday, 7 December 2011 19:24 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Permalink

Rich in lols, that thread.

From Gun Etiquette thread:

The guns are at the left of the plate. People get confused about which to use first, but just work from outside in (left to right). There may be an oyster gun on the right but it's much smaller than the others and easy to tell apart.

― not uplifting (Abbott), Thursday, December 1, 2011

Loool

Also most people into polyamory are kinda ugly.

― Homosexual II, Thursday, December 8, 2011 1:20 PM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink

.
.
.

I have a theory that they never got laid enough or enough attention as an adolescent because of said ugliness, and are now making up for it and then some.

― Homosexual II, Thursday, December 8, 2011 1:22 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink

Remember how all the kids in marching band used to pork each other? Same thing.

― Homosexual II, Thursday, December 8, 2011 1:23 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink

that is a truth lol

Three people this week have told me to buy a laptop
and three times I have denied them

― you are a baby seal (Abbott), Thursday, December 8, 2011 9:00 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Permalink

you are the judas of laptops.

― estela, Thursday, December 8, 2011 9:10 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Permalink

re: "Moves Like Jagger"

why can't i rep for something as stupid but catchy if you get to rep for Cee-Lo Smeezington?

― some dude (Mr. Stevenson #2), Friday, December 9, 2011 3:30 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Permalink

because "Fuck You" is like a beautiful pastiche of 70s soul and 00s pop and this song is like a Pokemon diharrea fight

― boof troop (dealwithit.gif), Friday, December 9, 2011 5:46 PM Bookmark Permalink

oh DAMMIT, I was going to post a link to a Boston place that had a drink on their menu made with veal stock but they've since taken it off of their menu

it was called the ABATTOIR

http://www.citysbest.com/boston/news/2011/03/28/weird-cocktail-of-the-week-veal-stock-martini-at-the-gallows/

― OH NOES, Friday, December 9, 2011 2:46 PM (18 minutes ago)

Try ABATTOIR. It will slaughter you!

― M. White, Friday, December 9, 2011 2:48 PM (17 minutes ago)

From this post forward

$10,000 bet was amazing. Romney fucked this debate up in an incredible way.

― Adrien Brony (step hen faps), Sunday, 11 December 2011 05:37 (9 hours ago) Bookmark Permalink

"I will bet one night with my wife that you are incorrect"

― Dranke, the German Drake Impersonator (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 11 December 2011 05:46 (9 hours ago) Bookmark Permalink

"which wife"

― HOOS aka driver of steen, Sunday, 11 December 2011 05:51 (9 hours ago) Bookmark Permalink

"mr. gingrich, please wait until you're being addressed"

― Dranke, the German Drake Impersonator (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 11 December 2011 06:00 (9 hours ago) Bookmark Permalink

In re: Childish Gambino:

--

wow i just heard this and oh shit i don't like it

― remy bean in exile, Monday, December 12, 2011 11:56 AM

I got a girl on my arm dude, show respect
Something crazy, an Asian, Virginia Tech
She too fine
I do dimes

― remy bean in exile, Monday, December 12, 2011 12:00 PM (53 minutes ago)

Something crazy, an Asian, Virginia Tech

haha is this real?

― boof troop (dealwithit.gif), Monday, December 12, 2011 12:01 PM (52 minutes ago)

Sadly, yes.

― I left my login in El Sandboxo, Monday, December 12, 2011 12:07 PM (45 minutes ago)

i dont think even iatee could defend that line.

― big popppa hoy, Monday, December 12, 2011 12:14 PM (39 minutes ago)

I don't actually like this guy I was just bored the other day

― iatee, Monday, December 12, 2011 12:17 PM (35 minutes ago)

solitary posts that effortlessly sum up ilx

― Mordy, Monday, December 12, 2011 12:47 PM (5 minutes ago)

i'm super good friends with several ilxors now, it's a little weird telling people how we met since we didn't know each other growing up or in college or working together. i almost just want to say we met high fiving at a gloryhole behind the lake street kmart because it sounds less lame.

― slandblox goole, Tuesday, December 13, 2011 12:31 PM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink

I met someone during a Lake Street Kmart gloryhole high-five. It wasn't the lamest thing I did that day.

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQQE3lldhDfMVri0UgKlO0GO_D2ROcOLRKq0t1trNoL4UvbuHd2Bw

Yes I know it is Too Soon (c) but I could not help myself in the land of unfortunate headlines.

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwa8osRq9P1qz6z0no1_500.jpg

I guess I need the misfortune of that one explained to me. Because of the slang slash = piss?

✔

because of the slang

POLLemicist who SLANGED all, freely, with wit
look i ilxed it

Oh, WmC, you innocent. Slash is one of the following:

Champagne
Lobster
Anal sex
Picnics

would you care to guess which?

I only knew the cut, piss and sexy fanfic meanings.

(actually yes I know, technically it doesn't have to involve anal sex (though it mostly does, because it's totally a slash ~thing~) but it's phrase that's been repeated often in his threads so my mind made the obvious leap)

I got an email the other day from someone who put one space BEFORE every fullstop and no spaces afterwards. BONKERS.

― los krampusinos! (pomplamau5), Friday, 16 December 2011 13:20 (52 minutes ago) Permalink

^ not how I remember Chuck D's lyric

― nashwan, Friday, 16 December 2011 13:22 (50 minutes ago)

yeah i was gonna post that one

things that shd happen to ppl who say 'pandas are an evolutionary dead end & shd be left to die out'

(...after several quite imaginative suggestions:)

they should be pissed and shat upon by a panda.

― another suggestbanite (rusty flathead screwdriver), Friday, 16 December 2011 12:29 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Permalink

LOLled

deep down we're all a little bit straight, Tuomas

― Extreme Lifestyle, Friday, December 16, 2011 1:47 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Permalink

This pic wins excelsior FOREVER

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwazoqN7pv1qdmmiqo1_400.gif

-Z S

The use of "lady doctor" has faded considerably, now that women are not only going to med school in greater numbers, but are often choosing to serve in the less glamorous roles of family medicine and pediatrics, so they are often one's main doctor. As for "female musician", I have never encountered it. Not once. And I don't seem to be a carrier for the idea that musicians are male by default. Composers and conductors, otoh...

"Male nurse" is still going strong, although they are less of a rarity now.

― Aimless, Monday, 19 December 2011 19:28 (Yesterday) Permalink

i have yet to encounter "lady doctor" within the field of medicine

― river wolf, Monday, 19 December 2011 19:52 (Yesterday) Permalink

Anyone run into "lady strawman" yet?

― C.K. Dexter Holland, Monday, 19 December 2011 19:52 (Yesterday) Permalink

Chris Martin is right! I don't like his music but if listening to OK Computer got him that babe Gwyneth then you can't say it's that terrible!

― billy goat, Wednesday, December 21, 2011 12:27 PM Bookmark Permalink

Gwyneth was totally insufferable and intolerable until, like, 3 years ago?

― OH NOES, Wednesday, December 21, 2011 12:37 PM Bookmark Permalink

and now she's . . . ?

― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, December 21, 2011 12:38 PM Bookmark Permalink

vegan!

― flexidisc, Wednesday, December 21, 2011 12:38 PM Bookmark Permalink

lookit the paragraph starting "'Fangtasia,' Pam said" -- there's places where the gaps between words are larger than the words themselves -- now admittedly i. a small subset of people will care and ii. this appears to be from one of those true blood novels so w/e

i don't know, i assume the normal response is "why in the hell would that bother you" and then i say "you don't know it but it's crippling your reading experience" and then i turn into that guy who starts the dynamic range compression threads and refuse to go outside because i might hear some music that's not on my perfectly magnetically balanced insulated and feng shui-ed hi fi system

― thompp, Thursday, December 22, 2011 6:16 PM (2 days ago)

I dont like watching an undead 3D model in an evening gown run awkwardly down hallways for hours at a time for a fleeting external environment money shot

― oPal, Tuesday, December 27, 2011 2:01 AM (10 hours ago)

what game is this a reference to?

― zappi, Tuesday, December 27, 2011 6:59 AM (5 hours ago)

last year at marienbad HD

― Mordy, Tuesday, December 27, 2011 7:01 AM (5 hours ago)

pretty good one from the Games thread

will no one think of the adult straight dudes???

All day.

― Lord Sotosyn, Tuesday, December 27, 2011 1:00 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Permalink

will no one think of Gwyneth Paltrow?

I don't know what tumblr whites is but it sounds like a dryer setting.

― M. White, Thursday, 29 December 2011 17:26 (37 minutes ago) Permalink

haha what thread?

tumblr whites lemonade

Texts from Bennett, LBI

Ta!

denial is just kind of sad past a certain point, even from a total asshole.

― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, December 28, 2011 7:03 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Permalink

:--------------------)

― amon, Wednesday, December 28, 2011 7:08 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Permalink

The Suarez Report is weirdly engrossing. Quite amusing reading references to Mr. Kuyt and so on

― Number None, Sunday, 1 January 2012 18:07 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Permalink

I'm sure that was done for his benefit

― slightly upwards of (once a lifetime is ample), Sunday, 1 January 2012 18:40 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Permalink