i think you signed up for it because you are awesome.
― tehresa, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 03:17 (fourteen years ago) link
do bees sting animals?
― jergins, Thursday, 13 May 2010 19:06 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah but since bees only sting you if you bother them it's not as often as humans
― spite n ease (harbl), Thursday, 13 May 2010 20:03 (fourteen years ago) link
do bees sting other bees?
― unregistered, Thursday, 13 May 2010 22:08 (fourteen years ago) link
can a self-loathing bee sting itself?
― unregistered, Thursday, 13 May 2010 22:17 (fourteen years ago) link
*wonders*
― spite n ease (harbl), Friday, 14 May 2010 02:00 (fourteen years ago) link
i received an "IMPORTANT NOTICE" about cobra benefits addressed to the "family of [tehresa] and spouse/dependents, if any"
q: am i dead?
― tehresa, Friday, 14 May 2010 02:26 (fourteen years ago) link
no but i can email you my full name and ssn if it helps filling out the life insurance
― jergins, Friday, 14 May 2010 03:06 (fourteen years ago) link
maybe this "tehresa" thing is simply a chatterbot/algorithm that generates message board posts in perfect imitation of the real, dearly departed Tehresa. so,
a: yes, you're dead in the physical sense, but your inimitable posting style will outlive us all.
― unregistered, Friday, 14 May 2010 03:56 (fourteen years ago) link
Experts, I can't keep my eyes open this afternoon. What should I do to wake myself up?
― jaq, Friday, 21 May 2010 23:49 (fourteen years ago) link
take a nap?
― lxy, Saturday, 22 May 2010 01:09 (fourteen years ago) link
might have been a better plan than driving, I think!
― jaq, Saturday, 22 May 2010 02:13 (fourteen years ago) link
help me experts - all my skin is itchy, all over. and i have a flat spotted rash in the itchiest places. how to make it stop????
― jaq, Thursday, 9 September 2010 00:51 (thirteen years ago) link
calamine lotion?
― smoove operator, Thursday, 9 September 2010 01:15 (thirteen years ago) link
I don't think I want to put that in my hair ;_;
― jaq, Thursday, 9 September 2010 02:01 (thirteen years ago) link
lavender oil?
― smoove operator, Thursday, 9 September 2010 02:40 (thirteen years ago) link
since it sounds like some kind of allergic reaction an antihistamine might help.
― estela, Thursday, 9 September 2010 03:32 (thirteen years ago) link
Benadryl seemed to knock it out, but also me. Groggy now. I've been wracking my brains trying to think what it might be. Maybe some food on a stick I had at the weekend (music festival). Maybe because I turned on the furnace for the first time? I hope I'm not allergic to lovely warm air.
― jaq, Thursday, 9 September 2010 14:22 (thirteen years ago) link
stress? i have been known to break out in the most bizarre rashes due to stress (has happened in years, but happened a bunch of times when i was younger).
― smoove operator, Thursday, 9 September 2010 15:44 (thirteen years ago) link
I think it might be because I changed dishwasher detergent!
― jaq, Thursday, 9 September 2010 17:18 (thirteen years ago) link
that was a rash thing to do.
― estela, Friday, 10 September 2010 06:36 (thirteen years ago) link
XD
― spite n ease (harbl), Friday, 10 September 2010 12:03 (thirteen years ago) link
<3
― jaq, Friday, 10 September 2010 16:41 (thirteen years ago) link
A more likely culprit = macadamia nuts! I've been eating a few every afternoon around 2 - today by 2:30 I had massive hives all over my neck and the itching had ramped up to 9 when it had been around 4. Damn!
― jaq, Friday, 10 September 2010 22:25 (thirteen years ago) link