next year: headlining block party
― te,he (tehresa), Friday, 24 July 2009 04:42 (fourteen years ago) link
i will work my magic
adultery is a misdemeanor subject to a $10 fine
― spite n ease (harbl), Saturday, 25 July 2009 22:09 (fourteen years ago) link
k
― jergins, Saturday, 25 July 2009 22:24 (fourteen years ago) link
that's guaranteed not to be on the exam but at least i know it now
― spite n ease (harbl), Sunday, 26 July 2009 00:02 (fourteen years ago) link
what if youre not the married one? any fine?
― jergins, Sunday, 26 July 2009 01:17 (fourteen years ago) link
can you get a buy 2 get 1 free deal?
― te,he (tehresa), Sunday, 26 July 2009 01:24 (fourteen years ago) link
hmm i think common law adultery both parties were guilty but nowadays probably just the married one
― spite n ease (harbl), Sunday, 26 July 2009 01:39 (fourteen years ago) link
i have all these crimes in my flashcards i think never appear anymore, like seduction: inducing a chaste, unmarried woman to engage in sexual intercourse by promising to marry her
― spite n ease (harbl), Sunday, 26 July 2009 01:41 (fourteen years ago) link
well helllllloooo there cutie
― jergins, Sunday, 26 July 2009 01:49 (fourteen years ago) link
no you have to try it on someone "chaste"
― spite n ease (harbl), Sunday, 26 July 2009 01:53 (fourteen years ago) link
this morning on the way to the library i said good morning to some old people on a stoop and this lady said "good morning baby!" like i was a kitten or something, or a baby
― spite n ease (harbl), Sunday, 26 July 2009 01:54 (fourteen years ago) link
my favorite felony is mayhem, it has something to do with dismembering someone
― spite n ease (harbl), Sunday, 26 July 2009 01:55 (fourteen years ago) link
maryland doesn't have mayhem but it completes the acronym for the common law felonies
MurderRobbery
&
ManslaughterRapeSodomy
LarcenyArsonMayhemBurglary
― spite n ease (harbl), Sunday, 26 July 2009 01:58 (fourteen years ago) link
lady said "good morning baby!"
did you like it? me, i love shit like that to a possibly unreasonable degree.
― lxy, Sunday, 26 July 2009 02:15 (fourteen years ago) link
i used to secretly like it when the ppl in my puerto rican neighborhood called me mami.
― te,he (tehresa), Sunday, 26 July 2009 02:21 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah it caused me to have a silly grin for an entire block lol
― spite n ease (harbl), Sunday, 26 July 2009 02:22 (fourteen years ago) link
another time i had to go to a ups drop box that is inside a state office building so you have to show your id and the lady at the desk looked at my license and said "awwww you look like a little kid!" and she showed it to the other security guard who went "HAAAAAA" and i acted embarrassed and i was like "but that's what i look like..." but i was also giggling to myself
― spite n ease (harbl), Sunday, 26 July 2009 02:23 (fourteen years ago) link
:):):)
one time last summer this dapper old man (straw boater, seersucker jacket, white shirt and pants, bow tie) said, "heyyyy, you're CUTE!" because i was wearing a 50s-ish skirt and top.
it was kind of the best thing that ever happened.
― lxy, Sunday, 26 July 2009 02:28 (fourteen years ago) link
following the example of MY LAWYER, i had ice cream for breakfast
― lxy, Saturday, 1 August 2009 17:02 (fourteen years ago) link
cheesecake is one of my favourite breakfast foods
― smoove operator, Saturday, 1 August 2009 17:31 (fourteen years ago) link
aw
― spite n ease (harbl), Saturday, 1 August 2009 18:02 (fourteen years ago) link
http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g260/marvelloustone/Lawine_2009totem.gif
― avuenjo, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 22:43 (fourteen years ago) link
As I ride beside Katherine, a newfound friend of only a few days, stark naked on a rental bike, a man on the side of the street drops his pants in solidarity, clapping slowly as we jiggle by.
― jergins, Friday, 28 August 2009 22:20 (fourteen years ago) link
jammin 2 the message is MORE
― jergins, Thursday, 17 September 2009 08:14 (fourteen years ago) link
can one of you secretly unban me from 1p3? fascist grudge banning is retarded
― spite n ease (harbl), Saturday, 19 September 2009 23:35 (fourteen years ago) link
you know i would if i could.
― estela, Sunday, 20 September 2009 07:17 (fourteen years ago) link
:)
― spite n ease (harbl), Sunday, 20 September 2009 15:24 (fourteen years ago) link
http://i401.photobucket.com/albums/pp95/tza/fairy.jpg
― te,he (tehresa), Monday, 21 September 2009 08:22 (fourteen years ago) link
it's true, you're a fairy!
― spite n ease (harbl), Monday, 21 September 2009 12:18 (fourteen years ago) link
how come board mods can't check number of sbs anymore ;_;
― spite n ease (harbl), Monday, 21 September 2009 13:14 (fourteen years ago) link
maybe there should be a subtle sandbox/1p3 war that is so subtle only the sandbox knows it is even happening; the sandbox army should be excruicatingly polite as it goes about its barbed business. the main trouble with this idea is that i like 1p3 so i could end up switching sides and then in the end everyone will turn on me and i will have to move to the cape which has its moments but not enough.
― estela, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 04:07 (fourteen years ago) link
what type of barbed business would we carry out?
― spite n ease (harbl), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 16:14 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.wickes.co.uk/content/ebiz/wickes/invt/187734/187734-ab0-00co_full.jpg
― unregistered, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 22:01 (fourteen years ago) link
i generally favour a faint aggravating scritch over a deep blood drawing scratch.
― estela, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 01:33 (fourteen years ago) link
ts: scritch v. scratch
― te,he (tehresa), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 02:16 (fourteen years ago) link
scritch.
― estela, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 05:41 (fourteen years ago) link
im a pacifist
― max max max max, Sunday, 27 September 2009 10:00 (fourteen years ago) link
im a pacificist.
― te,he (tehresa), Sunday, 27 September 2009 10:01 (fourteen years ago) link
thats not a thing
― max max max max, Sunday, 27 September 2009 10:02 (fourteen years ago) link
you're not a thing.
― te,he (tehresa), Sunday, 27 September 2009 10:03 (fourteen years ago) link
touché
― max max max max, Sunday, 27 September 2009 10:03 (fourteen years ago) link
http://i401.photobucket.com/albums/pp95/tza/dibujopdf.jpg
― te,he (tehresa), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 17:48 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSgiXGELjbc
― te,he (tehresa), Sunday, 11 October 2009 19:59 (fourteen years ago) link
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xKCH2IWimP8/Suxl21-ih2I/AAAAAAAAA6Y/lDehkzdn9w0/s400/Leopold+F+word.jpg
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
― lxy, Sunday, 1 November 2009 04:22 (fourteen years ago) link
well
― jergins, Sunday, 1 November 2009 05:53 (fourteen years ago) link
found inside the cover of This Side of Paradise
27.11.70
Dear Vanessa,Much love and best wishes for always. Love,Kate xxx
― jergins, Monday, 9 November 2009 06:56 (fourteen years ago) link
the emphasis was on dancey dub, if that makes sense. The bass vibrated right through my cock during a mid-set piss in the bog halfway up the stairs. What a sound system!
― jergins, Monday, 9 November 2009 06:57 (fourteen years ago) link
from a website i just found and kind of love http://myparentswereawesome.tumblr.com/
http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksfyd7TS411qa2fy3o1_500.jpg
dalip and rummy
― lxy, Thursday, 12 November 2009 19:02 (fourteen years ago) link
omg look at these beautiful people
http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kse0i6hi011qa2fy3o1_500.jpg