"While doing rounds I encountered a large (4ft long) piece of offensive graffiti depicting male gentiles."
― lxy, Friday, 27 June 2008 15:46 (fifteen years ago) link
i love my jewish brothers and sisters but that's over the line
― jergins, Friday, 27 June 2008 16:33 (fifteen years ago) link
its good to hear form u its been hetic around hear so much to share and ketch up on i hope ur trip goes well think of me in ching chong land
― jergins, Friday, 27 June 2008 20:38 (fifteen years ago) link
thrusdyay
― jergins, Tuesday, 15 July 2008 03:21 (fifteen years ago) link
Shall we contact this eleven people...
― lxy, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 16:25 (fifteen years ago) link
i think it's 'all this eleven people'
― jergins, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 17:11 (fifteen years ago) link
"precautious"
― jergins, Thursday, 28 August 2008 15:56 (fifteen years ago) link
example of poor use of quotation marks:
We are very concerned that the "cramped" quarters that are provided for a "triple" room would not be a good fit. I can see where the "in-state" students could survive as they could go home on the weekend.
― lxy, Thursday, 28 August 2008 16:27 (fifteen years ago) link
they work around "triple"
― max max max max, Thursday, 28 August 2008 17:21 (fifteen years ago) link
My Life In Porn - The Bobby Blake Story
...very dubious grammar ("determin-ation," "of whom more later," "it didn't please me over so much," "unquestion ably," "respon-sible"). There's the gayest use of the already gay semicolon that I've ever come across: "He wasn't that ambitious; he was just a man who happened to have a foot-long dick." I mean, this is a guy who had "well-hung arch rivals"
― jergins, Monday, 1 September 2008 21:08 (fifteen years ago) link
"sandox"
― lxy, Sunday, 7 September 2008 05:17 (fifteen years ago) link
aristic
― that special someone (jergins), Sunday, 7 September 2008 05:20 (fifteen years ago) link
expection
― lxy, Friday, 12 September 2008 18:47 (fifteen years ago) link
"Asbestos gloves protected hands in the past from hot objects."
― lxy, Tuesday, 16 September 2008 17:39 (fifteen years ago) link
oh my god the people i work with are idiots.
― lxy, Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:57 (fifteen years ago) link
in happier news, i just discovered that the word "buttinsky" is in the dictionary.
― lxy, Thursday, 16 October 2008 17:58 (fifteen years ago) link
there is one person at my work who is not an idiot. here's why:
I think the thing that bothers me about them is the CAPS they use for his name. I mean, they don’t even do that in the Bible for GOD or JESUS.
― lxy, Friday, 17 October 2008 16:28 (fifteen years ago) link
JA just stopped by. here was his big election pronouncement: "Michelle Obama isn't black enough. There can only be one Claire Huxtable."
― jergins, Friday, 31 October 2008 21:31 (fifteen years ago) link
"doom room" made us LOL
(supposed to be dorm)
― lxy, Friday, 21 November 2008 16:59 (fifteen years ago) link
EMAIL FROM PERSON I WORK WITH:
...In a recent survey, 4,234 people said they like numbers versus 293 that didn’t.
WHEN QUERIED ABOUT FURTHER DETAILS OF THE SURVEY HE RESPONDED:
Actually I made up the idea of the number survey. But if I were a student....
THAT MAN TOTALLY LIED!!!
― lxy, Monday, 15 December 2008 19:53 (fifteen years ago) link
(context: he works for the woman who was the subject of a recent discussion on the oopsie thread)
― lxy, Monday, 15 December 2008 19:55 (fifteen years ago) link
worlds colliding!
if you misspell or even make a typo here, ppl get super butthurt :(
― tehresa, Monday, 15 December 2008 20:15 (fifteen years ago) link
HE HAS A TWITTER but has never posted anything. he'd be the most perfect twitterer.
― jergins, Thursday, 8 January 2009 22:04 (fifteen years ago) link
is that you who just started following me on twitter? i had forgotten all about it till i got the email alert.
― smoove operator, Thursday, 8 January 2009 22:36 (fifteen years ago) link
y
― jergins, Thursday, 8 January 2009 22:51 (fifteen years ago) link
"is that you who just started following me on twitter?"this sounds stalkerish and absurd
― Lingbert, Friday, 9 January 2009 20:20 (fifteen years ago) link
the words that make up that phrase, not either of you for participating in the phenomenon, that is.
― Lingbert, Friday, 9 January 2009 20:21 (fifteen years ago) link
should 'definately' annoy the shit out me?
― jergins, Saturday, 10 January 2009 04:51 (fifteen years ago) link
y, though not as much as defanitely.
― tehresa, Saturday, 10 January 2009 04:56 (fifteen years ago) link
water bottol
― jergins, Saturday, 25 April 2009 19:26 (fifteen years ago) link
Hearly = Hurley
"We can defiantly talk about it at our next meeting."
― lxy, Wednesday, 27 May 2009 16:10 (fifteen years ago) link
"During last week end in this apartment the supply water line to the toilet raptured and cause severe damage...."
<3
― lxy, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 16:55 (fourteen years ago) link
i might love slightly broken english to an unreasonable degree.
Could you please let me know how many chance do i have to move to a double room? And because i am a international student, i have to bring many stuff, therefore, i may need more place. So could you please help me to effort a double room.
often it makes so much sense.
― lxy, Saturday, 8 August 2009 15:14 (fourteen years ago) link
btw JA is misspelling things in NYC right now
― jergins, Saturday, 8 August 2009 19:52 (fourteen years ago) link
wtf dictionary.com
No results found for clothes rack:
Dictionary suggestions:Glycericglycosuricglucosuricgoliath frog
― lxy, Wednesday, 9 September 2009 22:08 (fourteen years ago) link
"But, for all intensive purposes, they should expect...."
― lxy, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 15:45 (fourteen years ago) link
ohboy
― jergins, Sunday, 1 November 2009 08:13 (fourteen years ago) link
"same-sex domesticated partners"
― lxy, Wednesday, 4 November 2009 16:56 (fourteen years ago) link
No worry Lisa! I don’t think it is fair you were not shown how to do it. None of us born to know everything!
― lxy, Friday, 25 December 2009 00:31 (fourteen years ago) link
we are a bit “dear in the headlights with what is on our plate”
(quotes are not mine)
― lxy, Wednesday, 20 January 2010 16:14 (fourteen years ago) link
distinguishment
― lxy, Wednesday, 21 April 2010 19:35 (fourteen years ago) link
it's kind of a double innuendo
― lxy, Friday, 7 May 2010 22:32 (fourteen years ago) link
Facilities has been called regarding the fume we are currently experiencing in Schmitz Hall.
― lxy, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 15:59 (fourteen years ago) link
It’s not technically pheasable.
― lxy, Tuesday, 21 December 2010 16:19 (thirteen years ago) link
(oh tammy)
bunge cord
― jergins, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 21:01 (thirteen years ago) link
daniel: "how was the lake?"
― lxy, Tuesday, 6 September 2011 15:12 (twelve years ago) link