things i would post to lxy & jergins' board if i could

a girlfriend once knitted me a scarf then we broke up and i gave the scarf away, i can't remember to who

i lost my gloves in korea. if i had knitted them it would be better because then they would have been no loss at all.

lol estela! i did knit the scarf but not the mittens. but good mittens are hard to come by and i liked those. he is taking it more seriously now. he texted me at 2 am yesterday (probably drunk) that he felt bad. i feel bad for being mad at him. they are just objects. that scarf had mistakes in it.

i lost my favorite scarf in a cab (or somewhere else?) on new year's eve/bday one year and i was so sad about it for months, but then i found another one very similar and now that it's been a few years i can't even tell the difference between the one i have now and the original. things will get better, harbl. keep the faith.

it's rainsnowing

lxy and jerby, the other day we had some rum at the pizza place that has 50 types of rum. one was oronoco and i thought it was meh and the other one was something that also ended in o that i can't remember the name of but it was very good. what was it!

anniversario!

oopsie, one n only.

aniversario.

the proper full name is pampero aniversario.

ends in two os.

aniversarioo.

that's how estela would spell it.

i am cracking myself up over here, people.

no that wasn't it, i would have understood/remembered that

looking at the rum menu on the net i can't find anything matching that description http ://www.joesquared.com/menu2/#rum

it's raining.

HI LXY

my phone battery died as i was texting you back so here's what it said:

>>maybe if you profess you're undying infinite love for me, i will send you a box of jaffas<<

DEAREST RUBY,

I THOUGHT I COULD NOT POSSIBLY LOVE YOU MORE THAN I ALREADY DID, BUT NOW I LOVE YOU EVEN MORE! HOW MUCH MORE LOVE CAN THERE BE???? ONLY THE VAST EXPANSES OF TIME, HERE AND HEREAFTER, WILL TELL. I WILL KEEP YOU POSTED AS MY LOVE INCREASES.

YOUR FRIEND LXY, FOREVER AND EVER, AMEN.

omg ruby, i discovered last night that the jaffas in my fridge were MOLDY. tbf they were there for many moons and i have a habit of not eating candy so i forgot about them. still, sad.

ewww!!

i had a bag of jaffas for ages and ages, but i kept it in my dresser drawer, and they did not mold. << pro tip

ok so i've hidden two boxes of jaffas from jordan, before he can eat them all. but i'm terribly lazy about visiting the post office. so expect them sometime in the next... 18 months

lol i've got some things to post to you ruby that are refills of other things i bought to post you but ate, that were refills of things i bought to post to you but ate, etc etc

yesterday i was eating a popular confectionary item i'd somehow never eaten before thinking, yum these things are so ruby, i will get her some for that phantom parcel.

it's the thought that counts! <3

<3<3 today i thoughtfully ate both of your buzz bars.

i'll get you some more though (unless you don't like them).

you can eat the buzz bars - i was never a huge fan of them, i don't like marshmallow all that much (unless it is in MALLOWPUFFS).

all the jaffas are gone now, except the two i have hidden! 23 boxes eaten in 12 days. i think we made them last a long time, considering!!

considering how rotten you are <3<3<3.

takes a rotter to know a rotter, lady <3

<3 i thank you.

i hate posting things to death.

it's raining.

they closed the pool :(

rip ruby's recentest pineapple lumps.

!!!!

you are a naughty thing, estela

i should note that the two boxes of jaffas for lxy are still in tact

o ruby, goodie! <3<3<3<3

i'm ashamed to report there was also a (replaceable) surprise for lxy that is also rip, but this time f. is equally to blame. we were just really hungry.

it was mealmates, wasn't it.

*crunch*

mealmates!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i found a stash at a nearby store, i nearly fainted with joy.

they also had raro! i'd clean forgotten about raro.

!! also they had toffee milk bars, which my younger sister and i were completely obsessed with when we were little, we spent every cent we had on them. our mother didn't like us eating sugar because her family has a lot of diabetes but our aunt in london sent us these embroidered cheesecloth tops with puffed sleeves so we'd wear them down to the shop and buy toffee milk bars and smuggle them into the house in our sleeves and then we'd eat them in bed later that night. we had an obsession with midnight feasts that we got from reading books about girls at english boarding schools, in the books someone would always get sick from overeating but we had cast iron stomachs.

we used to smuggle packets of raro to school - we'd tear off a corner and lick our fingers and dip it in and it eat straight!!

also: I LOVE TOFFEE MILKS!!!!

i had a suspicion you might, based upon empirical observations i had previously made about you and jotted down in a notebook.

i was amazed to see them, i thought they were an olden days thing.

do you like pixie caramels? they had those as well.

omg YES pixie caramels are even better than toffee milks! i haven't had one in years and years.

pxy caramels

i'm now looking forward with great relish to eating the one i will get for you.

one of each, please.

raro is like kool-ade which they used to sell in big packets with sugar added. i once got in trouble for having a bag on grape kool-ade in my coat pocket, for snacking on in just the way ruby described.

i think they only sell kool-ade without the sugar now. poor children of today.