things i would post to lxy & jergins' board if i could

Like I would go back to my residence while on the lam!

you are going to look cute in your pyjamas with arrows on them.

Keep dreaming, lady!

okay i will--the prison commissary is only going to stock necco wafers.

they will probably be the currency on the inside

wont tza be happy to know all us out in the straight world

Since I don't like them I will have no problem spending them to buy goods.

But still, you'll never find me.

your only hope is that harbl can defend you out of this mess.

I hear she's good.

lawyers who would rather talk about coffee c/d

You'll have to find me first, though. Odds that I will be sitting somewhere drinking coffee are... good.
Lol xpost

i will find you.

i will help

Tsk to both of you for your lack of loyalty

who is being disloyal! you, for arsoning our candy factory, that's who!

this is pot-kettle if i ever heard it, sister.

You are more loyal to a crappy candy than your sandbox sister! Sheesh!

There is a police outside my house right now but not for me for a vehicular offender. It makes my room like a disco club.

a) it's not crappy it's wonderful and delicious
b) why can't our candy factories co-exist peacefully
c) i gave you a beautiful plant, for pitysake, and this is the thanks i get in return
d) disco club sounds nice!

A) I don't agree
B) our candies can exist fine, just keep me away from that there factory
C) I have yet to see the plant (not accusing just sayin)
D) it was aight

tough love sandbox style is still love u know.

well naturally i became defensive when you threatened to destroy the factory that makes a candy i like so well. i admit i took it as a personal affront. after all, why shouldn't i be able to enjoy necco wafers just because you don't? i mean, i don't go around threatening to burn down the corn nuts factory even though they are the most odious thing known to man!

...

although come to think of it, i am beginning to understand your viewpoint. i've got some soul-searching to do.

oh man, what about those fuckin red vines???

Sigh.
Don't worry, I never go to mass anyway but I am sure that factory would not give me the same feeling of warmth and wholesomeness as the general mills factory in buffalo. Driving by you can smell warm cheerios. It makes me think of summers at grandma's (before I realized she didn't like me all that much).

I fear I have veered off topic.

I am sitting here drinking seltzer.

i like how the ladies of the sandbox dont get feisty about boys or politics or music or fashion, just candy

i like that too, a lot.

i can be feisty about politics but not on the internet and probably not about electoral things bleh

sitting here drinking coffee

necco wafers are ok

Sitting here drinking coffee. Waiting for ups, again. Today they are bringing me the internets. I am psyched!

how big will the box for that be i wonder!

i think they ship those in tubes

A series of tubes

sitting here drinking red zinger iced tea

i am trying to get rid of all the assorted boxes of tea i have and i hate red zinger hot but it's pretty good cold! try it!

try it you will like it

day off today, got stuff to do, can't be bothered doing shit, still in bed

did just eat about 2 cups of pecans and chocolate chips for breakfast, tho

my mom is downstairs making pancakes for me i feel like i'm 6 again but that's cool cuz these are the best pancakes

My mom used to always make red zinger iced in summer <3 still not my favorite, though. I am still drinking coffee but I assembled a shelf. I think the coffee table will be harder tho. Internets are here but not activated til 5PM agghhh dats a yell this is like torture.

callin bullshit on missing cum laude by .1 points aghhhhhh dats a yell

ugh harbs that happened to me in undergrad it is the corniest

lol though because most of the time i would be SO annoyed at people who stressed about grades and felt like everyone was working harder than me after first year (though tbh i don't think working hard always = good grades in law school) and now i'm like WHATDSSGLSKFJGDFG

oh well!

i'm glad you're not cum lords

WHATDSSGLSKFJGDFG

summa cumlord

hi

hi jergins

lxy i sent u a mail