things i would post to lxy & jergins' board if i could

i bought a pizza stone with my leftover lexisnexis points so i am making my own pizza rn. in a tiny kitchen. i wonder if i will be able to make it pizza shaped.

registered nurse?

right now!

oh duh, thx

my pizza was great btw

that was t., this is rn.

by s. estela hinton

so cheeky

pretty sure we can come to seattle... got my green card interview date today!!! july 30!!!

hey if any of you would like to sign an afadavit stating that my marriage to ytth is bona fide to your knowledge, it'd be helpful ;)

Sure why not? But will they appreciate it if my reasoning for believing in your marriage is stated as 'lolinternets'?

can't see that being a problem! i was only half-serious - i think we should be able to find enough people to sign affidavits.

how does it feel to be on west coast time, tza

also: shilling our new book -

http://chancepress2.wordpress.com/2009/06/17/serafini/

kewl!

i had a dream l&j was back ;_;

Aw.

It feels weird, smoove. I tried super hard but passed out at 10 or so last night and then I woke up and thought it was noon but it was like 640 lol.

hey max, i just came across this site, not sure if you already know about it, or if it's close to you and your lady:

http://www.centerforbookarts.org/about/contact.asp

it looks pretty rad

hey cool dude!! thank you!!!

as predicted tehersa arrived before the postcards from peru, but arrive they did, just today.

also proof that i was utterly incorrect when i stated above that i wasn't expecting anything cool to arrive in the mail. i forgot about the perucards! oopsie.

ps i am sitting here drinking coffee

i am sitting here learning about sales

i would like coffee but i think it is too late

i am making bread also but it has to rise for 18 hours and i keep going to the kitchen to stare at it and guess how many times bigger it is than when i mixed it :(

also i think about becoming a christian and opening a christian bakery called "He is risen" ^_^

a man walked by playing a tin whistle

i found a piece of paper with LXY written on it, it was under some books on my desk.

i love that lxy to death.

the paper one and the real girl on a porch one.

Aw.

I am sitting on my new air mattress which feels really luxurious after the floor.

i have got a tin of pins.

Tsk!

when we were children our parents would buy us these inflatable paddling pools and every summer someone (there were six children) would give into the temptation to stick a pin into it and then we would have to wait a year for the next one. i only did it once but it was thrilling, i don't know what was best, the stealth or the wild accusations or the denials. i accused my sister of my handiwork in a voice of shocked outrage, i selected her because i believed she had done it the year before when i was the one who had got wrongly collared.

none of the children cared who had done it because we all understood the allure.

I wish I'd been that gutsy as a wee one.

Also lxy I hope you like the card even though I was mortified when I translated it!

oh heavens yes, tehresa, i love it! you are correct, the front does no justice whatsoever to the back.

please forgive me for neglecting to thank you in my original post. how ungrateful of me.

this has been on my desk for weeks:

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3389/3639602677_43e03695bb_m.jpg

it uses leavings from one of my paintings, called "the inseparables."

here's what the entire title anagrams to:

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3577/3639602913_ca67a106c6_m.jpg

(even though it would make more sense, phrase-wise, to reverse the words, i can't bring myself to put them in that order even for a second.)

<3

Wow!

look it also does:

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3314/3640498332_1ca632f6c2_m.jpg and http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2435/3640498096_e70336ac2d_m.jpg

people, i'm fucking cracking myself up over here

max is going to feel left out again.

That is a-mazing even though tehresa is spelled incorrectly.

oopsie again sorry

sandbox, would you like to hear a funny (funny-peculiar, not funny-haha) story? yes? i thought so...

i went to a book signing tonight and while stand at the back of the hall during the talk i saw this guy and thought hmmm he looks just like a guy i used to see round wellington all the time (i didn't know him at all, but he was associated with some people i used to know). then when question time came round he asked something and he had a new zealish accent! it was the same guy!

i was going to go up to him and mention this strange occurence, but then i decided he was probably a douche and changed my mind.

spite n ease!

feeling left out

i would anagram you if i could max. surely you know that.

do i need to start a mollify thread for you?