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― tehresa, Monday, 25 May 2009 20:55 (fifteen years ago) link
coworker c saw coworker l's coochie.
― jergins, Thursday, May 28, 2009 12:12 AM
they were all going out on the boss' boat and l said "oh is it going to be cold on the water maybe i should wear some tights." as she was hiking them up her short skirt billowed and c saw all of her womanliness
― jergins, Thursday, May 28, 2009 12:13 AM
― jergins, Friday, 29 May 2009 03:28 (fifteen years ago) link
things you already posted on lxy & jergins' board???? get outta here!
― trouble child (harbl), Friday, 29 May 2009 03:46 (fifteen years ago) link
it's not fit for the pristine waters of our oasis is allalso Spurious Gossip
― jergins, Friday, 29 May 2009 03:50 (fifteen years ago) link
guess what special day it is today
― smoove operator, Sunday, 7 June 2009 17:31 (fifteen years ago) link
june 7th
― max max max max, Sunday, 7 June 2009 17:43 (fifteen years ago) link
smoove u r into printing right?
― max max max max, Sunday, 7 June 2009 17:44 (fifteen years ago) link
yes i am, in fact right now i am sewing up some books
and yes you are in one sense right about this special day
― smoove operator, Sunday, 7 June 2009 18:29 (fifteen years ago) link
which reminds me: lxy did i promise to send you a miniature book awhile ago? if so, it IS coming, just haven't had time to make it
― smoove operator, Sunday, 7 June 2009 18:30 (fifteen years ago) link
ruby, whether or not you promised one, i'm certain i need one! yes, please
have a terrific time with our sister-in-jaffas!
― lxy, Sunday, 7 June 2009 18:55 (fifteen years ago) link
did you like the jaffas?
― smoove operator, Sunday, 7 June 2009 19:57 (fifteen years ago) link
<<<333 the jaffas!!!
― lxy, Sunday, 7 June 2009 20:08 (fifteen years ago) link
what do u know about letterpress printing? ari is interested in it & i was thinking of getting her one of these cheap-ish ~$200 tabletop presses they seem to always have on ebay as a bday present... dunno if the quality is good enough? or how hard it is to cut & make ur own plates? any thoughts or is this outside yr area of expertise
― max max max max, Sunday, 7 June 2009 20:38 (fifteen years ago) link
i want one too max
― trouble child (harbl), Sunday, 7 June 2009 20:54 (fifteen years ago) link
max: i'm not really much of an expert on letterpress, not on the equipment side anyways. but a table top press is a good start for someone new to printing. the problem is you kind of need a lot of stuff to go along with it and you need a lot of space - does she want to do images or text or both? you can pick up type cases from junkyards sometimes for cheap, but they're really heavy and often missing a lot of letters. then you need frames and quoins and furniture, rollers and inks and spacers and composing sticks. to make your own plates you need to know how to make photo polymer plates (although i guess she could make wood cuts too, although i'm not really sure how difficult this). how much experience does she have with letterpress? if she doesn't have much, instead of buying her an actual press i would suggest offering to buy her classes where she could learn how to make plates or get more experience printing. are you in NY? in san francisco there is a place called the Centre for the Book, and after you've taken their beginner and intermediate classes you can hire their presses and have access to all their equipment for pretty cheap. there's probably something similar where you live. it's just really expensive to get started doing this otherwise, and this way she can learn heaps before making the commitment to buying her own stuff.
i don't really know much about the presses themselves, so i couldn't tell you if any of the ones on ebay are any good.
― smoove operator, Monday, 8 June 2009 02:25 (fifteen years ago) link
lxy: estela told me you have enormous boobs
well i know that first post was directed toward me but the second one sounds much more interesting
― max max max max, Monday, 8 June 2009 02:30 (fifteen years ago) link
i actually said 'giant mcguffins' but let's not quibble.
― estela, Monday, 8 June 2009 02:33 (fifteen years ago) link
anyway thank you--i sort of imagined that a class was a better way to go about it but i was hoping it would be easier to just buy a press since its always nicer to have a physical gift to give! she has no experience with letterpress; shes a part-time designer and i think she wants to expand and start making her own business & greeting cards and stuff, not on any kind of serious or large scale but just as a hobby, & she loves the look & feel of letterpress-printed material. i think the equivalent of the thing yr talking about is a place called the arm in NYC or at least its the hipster letterpress place... does $125 daylong workshop + $15/hr rental seem right? thank u again for yr help!
― max max max max, Monday, 8 June 2009 02:37 (fifteen years ago) link
giant http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MacGuffin
― max max max max, Monday, 8 June 2009 02:42 (fifteen years ago) link
$125 for a day long class sounds good - here's the equivalent class at SFCB: http://sfcb.org/php/classes.php?id=T2-060509-PRT also, i think $12-15 p/hr is pretty standard, depending on how much equipment they have.
what about: buy her the class (like, make a fake certificate saying you'll pay for it) and as a physical gift buy her some really nice fabriano paper or cardstock (or some other high quality paper) she can print on?
a press is a big expense, like i said - the press itself is merely the beginning, and she won't be able to do anything with it till she knows how to use it correctly and has all the equipment. the classes will give her a grounding to decide if it's worth the investment. lino-cuts are also something she should look into - it'll give her more freedom to actually create a design block to print with and they're pretty easy to make, i think.
― smoove operator, Monday, 8 June 2009 02:46 (fifteen years ago) link
estela: i was trying to be a little euphemistic in my paraphrasing
maybe i was talking about lxy's sizable plot elements and you misunderstood me.
― estela, Monday, 8 June 2009 02:51 (fifteen years ago) link
wtf is goin on in this thread
― jergins, Monday, 8 June 2009 02:52 (fifteen years ago) link
yeah i know shes done linocuts before--i think what shes interested in w/ letterpess is the texture u can achieve. but i shouldnt speak for her. thanks 4 the advice i will let u know how it goes--maybe we will send u a card in the mail
― max max max max, Monday, 8 June 2009 02:52 (fifteen years ago) link
hey jergs were just talkin about printing presses and lxys plot elements what caught her viewers attentions
― max max max max, Monday, 8 June 2009 02:53 (fifteen years ago) link
lino cuts can be run through a letterpress - it's the rolling of the press that forces the impression on the paper, and it also depends on the type of paper you use (it's thickness and softness)
― smoove operator, Monday, 8 June 2009 02:56 (fifteen years ago) link
see u are a letterpress expert!!!
― max max max max, Monday, 8 June 2009 02:57 (fifteen years ago) link
and a lxys boobs expert
estela gave me:lots of choc bulletslots of jaffaspineapple lumpsperky nanasmarmite (about 7.5yrs' worth)jelly snakes
― smoove operator, Monday, 8 June 2009 02:58 (fifteen years ago) link
i don't think lxy's boobs are appreciating this disrespectful talk
― smoove operator, Monday, 8 June 2009 02:59 (fifteen years ago) link
i think u mean lxys "perky nanas"
― max max max max, Monday, 8 June 2009 02:59 (fifteen years ago) link
or perhaps her "pineapple lumps"
― max max max max, Monday, 8 June 2009 03:00 (fifteen years ago) link
estela check your email <3
― smoove operator, Monday, 8 June 2009 03:01 (fifteen years ago) link
tsk xp
tsk
― estela, Monday, 8 June 2009 03:01 (fifteen years ago) link
looooooooolz xp
i mean tsk xxp
― estela, Monday, 8 June 2009 03:07 (fifteen years ago) link
holy mother of god how did this spiral out of control in the short time i was on the telephone??!
― lxy, Monday, 8 June 2009 03:17 (fifteen years ago) link
we don't know but we are all very sorry.
― estela, Monday, 8 June 2009 03:18 (fifteen years ago) link
also LOL xp
― lxy, Monday, 8 June 2009 03:19 (fifteen years ago) link
or xxxp perhaps?
yeah sorry for talking about yr choc bullets
― max max max max, Monday, 8 June 2009 03:21 (fifteen years ago) link
ruby and ytth gave me a beautiful book they made.
and last week lxy gave me a beautiful stencil she made (well two really, they are a set).
<3<3<3 basically
― estela, Monday, 8 June 2009 03:35 (fifteen years ago) link
i mean this week.
― estela, Monday, 8 June 2009 03:37 (fifteen years ago) link
still wtf
― jergins, Monday, 8 June 2009 03:37 (fifteen years ago) link
ask the porch.
― estela, Monday, 8 June 2009 03:39 (fifteen years ago) link
but only while on the porch, because otherwise no one's talking
― lxy, Monday, 8 June 2009 03:44 (fifteen years ago) link
well, except estela, about my boobs, apparently
― lxy, Monday, 8 June 2009 03:45 (fifteen years ago) link
it's the figure-8 of trust, apparently
― smoove operator, Monday, 8 June 2009 03:46 (fifteen years ago) link
ha!
― lxy, Monday, 8 June 2009 03:49 (fifteen years ago) link