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i don't feel like i have good luck with faps

trouble child (harbl), Sunday, 24 May 2009 12:11 (fifteen years ago) link

hi harbl, i hope you like baltimore, i have been in a desert.

estela, Sunday, 24 May 2009 12:15 (fifteen years ago) link

hi estela, i do like it. i will like it better after i make a friend probably. or maybe not who knows!

trouble child (harbl), Sunday, 24 May 2009 12:18 (fifteen years ago) link

the first friend you make in a new town is usually a nutter.

estela, Sunday, 24 May 2009 12:20 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah that's what i was thinking, you are right

trouble child (harbl), Sunday, 24 May 2009 12:22 (fifteen years ago) link

just be slightly offhand so you don't get embroiled with the first one, the second one will be better.

estela, Sunday, 24 May 2009 12:25 (fifteen years ago) link

i'm always slightly offhand

trouble child (harbl), Sunday, 24 May 2009 12:32 (fifteen years ago) link

yes, i like that about you.

my first one here (this was quite a few years ago, the first time i moved here) invited me to attend an acne appointment with her in brisbane, the captivating plan was that we would catch a bus and a train and then i would sit in the waiting room and read an old woman's weekly while she saw the dermatologist. she was worriedly anticipating the day her 6 year-old daughter was going to be hotter than her. she had an affair with a man called mario (or maybe not really) who she met at the grocery store who quite clearly had a girlfriend already but was lying through his teeth about it, but i didn't get embroiled so it was fine, in a way i enjoyed those few short weeks, she had a bad temper and poor impulse control which were rich sources of anecdotes, i would tell f. all the latest findings over dinner. we never talked about me, she wasn't the slightest bit interested in my hopes or dreams.

estela, Sunday, 24 May 2009 12:37 (fifteen years ago) link

my first friend in law school was a small lesbian and a few times she asked me to go places to study with her and then would not show up because one or another of her girlfriends had some kind of problem or was sick or whatever. then i just started not hanging out with her and i think she thought *i* was the one being a flake. also she bothered me because her parents paid for everything, like her mini cooper and tuition, and she owned the house she lived in. i think she was paying for it partially by renting out a room but she decided she didn't want a roommate anymore so her parents offered to buy her out of it just because. my other friends liked her but she was annoying. she acted like she was a comedian. maybe i am a homophobe but i can never be friends with lesbians, it seems. or small people. we never get along!

trouble child (harbl), Sunday, 24 May 2009 12:55 (fifteen years ago) link

i was friends with a small would-be lesbian who had a painting on her wall that was just pink and purple and red swirls with MENSTRUATION painted across the top in black letters, it was depressing, she is long gone also.

estela, Sunday, 24 May 2009 13:10 (fifteen years ago) link

btw when i was at the public library the other day i went to the maryland room and i found this book
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/21VQ6HD4X9L._SL500_AA140_.jpg
and i just finished it and it was pretty good

trouble child (harbl), Sunday, 24 May 2009 14:32 (fifteen years ago) link

Harbl I emailed you. I am determined to get to Baltimore this afternoon!

tehresa, Sunday, 24 May 2009 15:59 (fifteen years ago) link

so gonna happen!

trouble child (harbl), Sunday, 24 May 2009 16:07 (fifteen years ago) link

a triumph of the indomitable sandbox spirit!

lxy, Sunday, 24 May 2009 17:10 (fifteen years ago) link

It's like the sandbox is the little underdog and the giant massive corp that is ilx has fallen apart after getting too big to run efficiently and the little company that could (sandbox) sees its opportunity to seize the market and thrive.

tehresa, Sunday, 24 May 2009 17:28 (fifteen years ago) link

live blog it?

lxy, Sunday, 24 May 2009 18:54 (fifteen years ago) link

harbl you will make friends

max max max max, Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:01 (fifteen years ago) link

i promise

max max max max, Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:01 (fifteen years ago) link

at least there's this baltimore thread, huh. jesus.

lxy, Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:14 (fifteen years ago) link

lxy what on earth is that supposed to mean?

trouble child (harbl), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:24 (fifteen years ago) link

it means the other one got really awful for a while, despite your best efforts. nothing about you!!

lxy, Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:55 (fifteen years ago) link

sorry to be confusing

lxy, Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:56 (fifteen years ago) link

oh haha. true. that thread wasn't the #1 baltimore thread anyway it just made me feel so o_O and mad for a second X(

trouble child (harbl), Sunday, 24 May 2009 21:03 (fifteen years ago) link

me too! someone got my sugban vote today. only the 2nd time i've done that.

lxy, Sunday, 24 May 2009 21:11 (fifteen years ago) link

The train is in motion.

tehresa, Sunday, 24 May 2009 22:29 (fifteen years ago) link

HIIIIIIIIIIII

trouble child (harbl), Monday, 25 May 2009 04:10 (fifteen years ago) link

Oh hai

tehresa, Monday, 25 May 2009 04:13 (fifteen years ago) link

check out how we have the same IP lol

trouble child (harbl), Monday, 25 May 2009 04:14 (fifteen years ago) link

hello<3

estela, Monday, 25 May 2009 04:15 (fifteen years ago) link

hi estela wish u were here

trouble child (harbl), Monday, 25 May 2009 04:15 (fifteen years ago) link

IS IT HAPPENING!!? OH THANK GOD I WAS SO WORRIED!!!

lxy, Monday, 25 May 2009 04:16 (fifteen years ago) link

JESUS THAT WAS 4 XPOSTS

lxy, Monday, 25 May 2009 04:16 (fifteen years ago) link

"it" is happening but we are done fapping i'm not sure how to entertain anymore this is hard

trouble child (harbl), Monday, 25 May 2009 04:16 (fifteen years ago) link

maybe make out on webcam

jergins, Monday, 25 May 2009 04:17 (fifteen years ago) link

you're such a man jergins

trouble child (harbl), Monday, 25 May 2009 04:18 (fifteen years ago) link

thats what i said when i met him

max max max max, Monday, 25 May 2009 04:20 (fifteen years ago) link

Jergins I've half a mind to revoke your fapping privileges!

tehresa, Monday, 25 May 2009 04:25 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fap

jergins, Monday, 25 May 2009 04:33 (fifteen years ago) link

wow jergins

trouble child (harbl), Monday, 25 May 2009 04:36 (fifteen years ago) link

*fap fap fap*

t. silaviver, Monday, 25 May 2009 07:03 (fifteen years ago) link

is the prettiest place on earth baltimore at night or is that a lie.

estela, Monday, 25 May 2009 13:10 (fifteen years ago) link

on earth? probably not

trouble child (harbl), Monday, 25 May 2009 13:31 (fifteen years ago) link

its the prettiest place in baltimore tho

max max max max, Monday, 25 May 2009 13:50 (fifteen years ago) link

Goodbye, Baltimore!
I like your cemetery.

tehresa, Monday, 25 May 2009 16:19 (fifteen years ago) link

I am getting a little harbor tour so hooray for water after all!

tehresa, Monday, 25 May 2009 16:33 (fifteen years ago) link

i'm so proud of our sandbox

lxy, Monday, 25 May 2009 19:35 (fifteen years ago) link

what is that one?!

trouble child (harbl), Monday, 25 May 2009 21:02 (fifteen years ago) link

that is a lonely piece of weave lying on the train station bathroom floor.

tehresa, Monday, 25 May 2009 21:06 (fifteen years ago) link


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