BALTIMORE

salty balty

i will probably go there later this month.

for real?

yeah

fap?

actually i dunno we should prob continue the tradition of non-fapping

lol

we'll see hoos there

get it?

oh rite metalfap

i am going to dc to see my sister before leaving the coast and thought i'd hit bmore, too. not actually going to the metal thing.

when?

btw i would like to give jergins a special thanks for letting me have this thread back

thanks jergins

same weekend as metal thing! not sure what day i'd go down, but i'd come back on 5/25 i think.

this fap is gonna be mega

http://k43.pbase.com/o4/42/267742/1/55553265.cool.gif

http://www.studiolo.org/Mona/images/WhosTheDaddy2.jpg

^ was just thinking about this, that's all

i like it

harbs tell me ur gonna be a dna lawyer protecting the rights of men who want to get freaky and not pay for it

with any luck

i believe in u

i can't wait to get a new library card

i just got a new one!
but not for baltimore.

now i can put this in its rightful place
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3060/2714121887_7d49e7aa5d_o.jpg

there was a $1 bolt bus but now it is gone

what they aren't doing it anymore? someone i know took it from dc to nyc over spring break

i think it's luck of the draw. the same itinerary is still available but for $10 (still not bad! it's like $25 to dc, which is silly since it's like an extra 45 min on the bus)

oh yeah i think it was $10

i am excited about baltimore
i hope my excitement is not misplaced

i wanna go to the cemetery, what has sucked about living here maybe the MOST is i do not live near a cemetery

but i do live near a gay park

cemetary>>>>>dead sperm yard

true!

i'm kinda trading one gayborhood for another though!!!!!!!

wait. thinking baout this. am i spelling cemetery wrong?

cemetery
cemetary

nope ok jergins is

really?

shit...my spelling has gotten so much worse in the past two years. just two years. motherfucka

ok right, me and retarded goth metal swedes
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cemetary

STRAIGHTEN UP THE GAYBORHOOD Y'ALL

i'll see what i can do

gotta say i loved living across from a cemetery, which i have never been able to remember how to spell (i just did cemetary and then firefox underlined it in red so i changed it)!

now i aspire to live near parks. i live near a "park" now but it is more like a circle. i also live sort of close to a "gore" -- one of two gores in all of brooklyn!

actually in the past hour i have begun to feel dread over moving maybe i should go to bed

being scared is part of the moving process. if you weren't worried we'd know you weren't human and then lxy would be right and we can't have that

ok that just made it a lot worse

i am scared! mostly about housing and jobs!

that should probably go on the moving day thread because it's not about baltimore.

for our harbs (hopefully)

thank u jergins

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/151/344706597_2c8fdf5d31_b.jpg

need more pictures

t do you know what day we are fapping

some grimy friends of mine are moving to Baltimore. I think they'll vibe w/it.

no i haven't, my mom has i think

http://i.imgur.com/ilzSKB2.jpg

:) leave it to lyxy to have a salón!

i keep coming back to look at it

<3

harbl i thought of you last night

http://magicflakes.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/egroeg-.ts-trof-small.jpg

oh yes!

june 17-19 mark that shit down

whoa what

i have to work on all those days :(

me too!
we should hang out at night
(no lxy btw)

i will be staying downtown for a conference. i will be on a panel! that is friday i think. i'll have to do some work stuff, evenings too, but it will be so fun to see you and your place

Subject matter expert! Wtf, jergins!

i have been invited to talk about the young people of today

That was supposed to say wtg 😳

OMG jergins! So awesome!

14 years ago i was at a wedding officiated by a hippie rabbi with an acoustic guitar. it was in april, and the bride was from the baltimore area, so the dude played some random chords and repeatedly intoned EARTH DAY . . . JOEL AND LAURA . . . BALTIMORE

she paused while walking down the aisle to berate her mom for stepping on her dress. but! they had hamburger sliders as reception appetizers

these are my thoughts upon encountering all-caps BALTIMORE

are they still married?

also, i super wish i could go too and i hope you have so much fun.

however. this does not mean i want to facetime.

what do we think of
Reception: Sunset Cruise on the Spirit of Baltimore: 561 Light Street, Baltimore, MD

http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd118/embarchie/spirit.jpg

they are still married!

i forgot the post that inspired your response and thought somehow you were making an assessment of the relationship status of the two people in the foreground of that picture.

they seem well suited for one another based on their similar slants so i was ready to go with it.

never been on spirit of baltimore, sounds...ok

t m r w

lucky

Will your panel be streamed live?

i want to hear back about the booze cruise

i had half a beer, two meatballs, and some hummus

epic

for deems https://twitter.com/justin_fenton/status/841011407189614593/photo/1

is that the entire parade? those two guys?

haha no