things i would post to lxy & jergins' board if i could

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oh they're all fakers. sure there are plenty of closet creationists who still wanna have a lil fun.

tehresa, Thursday, 30 April 2009 02:44 (fifteen years ago) link

for a looOOOOOoooong time in lolcollege a boy liked me that i did not like back but he wasn't very aggressive about it so i did sort of a bad and stupid thing and let him follow me around because everyone sucked and he helped me with my homework. after i graduated i became a facebooker and he friended me and i found out he was a mega christian, like to the extreme. i feel lucky i escaped and i sympathize with jergins.

trouble child (harbl), Thursday, 30 April 2009 02:46 (fifteen years ago) link

i think maybe you are right, creationists have a bit of a wild side

trouble child (harbl), Thursday, 30 April 2009 02:47 (fifteen years ago) link

lol i mean minus the christian thing that could describe like 95% of dudes at yr school.

tehresa, Thursday, 30 April 2009 02:47 (fifteen years ago) link

it was a lonely lonely time

trouble child (harbl), Thursday, 30 April 2009 02:49 (fifteen years ago) link

i have a close xtian friend, who recently - at the ripe old age of 26 - gave into temptation and boned her bf (they've only be together like 6 months). i felt guilty when she first told me, since i've been hounding her for the 2or3yrs i've known her to 'try before you buy'

smoove operator, Thursday, 30 April 2009 02:49 (fifteen years ago) link

smoove i am nervous about your impression of me based on our conversations lol.

i have an inappropriate joke reply for this, but i will save it for private chatz ;)

smoove operator, Thursday, 30 April 2009 02:50 (fifteen years ago) link

haha xp

this guy is actually getting married and converted to russian orthodox for girl

trouble child (harbl), Thursday, 30 April 2009 02:51 (fifteen years ago) link

i was wooed by a taxonomist, one night i puffed on a cadged cigarette and said, 'i am never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, EVER going to sleep with you,' and he said he already knew that but i was still marvelous anyway.

estela, Thursday, 30 April 2009 02:53 (fifteen years ago) link

did you ask him what category you fit into anyway, just for lols? ^_^

trouble child (harbl), Thursday, 30 April 2009 02:55 (fifteen years ago) link

actually for a solid 30 seconds i thought you meant a taxidermist and i was puzzled why you would pass up this great opportunity

trouble child (harbl), Thursday, 30 April 2009 02:55 (fifteen years ago) link

i did too!!!!!

tehresa, Thursday, 30 April 2009 02:56 (fifteen years ago) link

i would turn down a taxonomist like no tomorrow

trouble child (harbl), Thursday, 30 April 2009 02:59 (fifteen years ago) link

estela you are so harsh

smoove operator, Thursday, 30 April 2009 03:02 (fifteen years ago) link

am still picturing taxidermist

jergins, Thursday, 30 April 2009 03:02 (fifteen years ago) link

i am imagining taxidermist pickup lines

trouble child (harbl), Thursday, 30 April 2009 03:04 (fifteen years ago) link

i slightly knew a taxidermist around that time as well, he called me 'a beautiful specimen', the only opportunity he was great for was for speeding up my sprinting.

estela, Thursday, 30 April 2009 03:06 (fifteen years ago) link

'i'd luv to stuff u'

tehresa, Thursday, 30 April 2009 03:10 (fifteen years ago) link

i should have told him to put a sock in it.

estela, Thursday, 30 April 2009 03:11 (fifteen years ago) link

yes xp that is what i was thinking :((((((

trouble child (harbl), Thursday, 30 April 2009 03:13 (fifteen years ago) link

i could probably find out what aged care facility he resides in if you would like an introduction.

estela, Thursday, 30 April 2009 03:23 (fifteen years ago) link

good stories in this thread

max max max max, Thursday, 30 April 2009 18:11 (fifteen years ago) link

max would you date a taxidermist?

trouble child (harbl), Thursday, 30 April 2009 18:40 (fifteen years ago) link

i dated a (former) taxidriver.

lxy, Thursday, 30 April 2009 18:59 (fifteen years ago) link

i try not to discriminate on the basis of occupation

max max max max, Thursday, 30 April 2009 19:00 (fifteen years ago) link

for example right now i am dating a furniture saleswoman

max max max max, Thursday, 30 April 2009 19:01 (fifteen years ago) link

3 chairs for max

estela, Friday, 1 May 2009 00:00 (fifteen years ago) link

i don't think i've ever dated anyone with a weird occupation

a student loans officer dude
an unemployed bum
a dj
a concierge
a chef/gangsta-drugdealer-wannabe

my husband is a 'product specialist'

smoove operator, Friday, 1 May 2009 04:49 (fifteen years ago) link

it's raining

trouble child (harbl), Friday, 1 May 2009 22:05 (fifteen years ago) link

it's tornadoing

trouble child (harbl), Friday, 1 May 2009 22:15 (fifteen years ago) link

it's raining

tehresa, Sunday, 3 May 2009 18:40 (fifteen years ago) link

it's been raining for 3 days. crazy

smoove operator, Sunday, 3 May 2009 20:06 (fifteen years ago) link

i am calling bullshit to the bird (probably a filthy pigeon!) who pooped on my head on my way to get travel immunizations, making me cancel appointment and come back home to wash my hair. you are a bastard.

tehresa, Wednesday, 13 May 2009 13:08 (fifteen years ago) link

did u think 'it's raining, i just felt a very large droplet land on my head, i would definitely post about that to l&j board if i could' but then u realised it wasn't rain.

estela, Wednesday, 13 May 2009 13:32 (fifteen years ago) link

i believe my thoughts were a lot more profanity-filled.

tehresa, Wednesday, 13 May 2009 13:38 (fifteen years ago) link

when i went to the statue of liberty with my ex girlfriend she got pooped on

jergins, Wednesday, 13 May 2009 16:01 (fifteen years ago) link

what a mix of patriotism and ire. god i loved that girl

jergins, Wednesday, 13 May 2009 16:01 (fifteen years ago) link

a mix of patriotism and i rate everything!? what a keeper

max max max max, Wednesday, 13 May 2009 16:10 (fifteen years ago) link

i got pooped on the other day. sux.

trouble child (harbl), Wednesday, 13 May 2009 20:45 (fifteen years ago) link

i'm a mix of poop and i rate everything

trouble child (harbl), Wednesday, 13 May 2009 20:45 (fifteen years ago) link

^truthpoop bomb

jergins, Wednesday, 13 May 2009 20:51 (fifteen years ago) link

it's raining.

tehresa, Sunday, 17 May 2009 04:52 (fifteen years ago) link

i thought you'd all like to know:

it's raining like a goddamn motherfucker

lxy, Wednesday, 20 May 2009 02:36 (fifteen years ago) link

big big thunder!!!

lxy, Wednesday, 20 May 2009 02:42 (fifteen years ago) link

<3

tehresa, Wednesday, 20 May 2009 03:25 (fifteen years ago) link

Ugh bussux

tehresa, Friday, 22 May 2009 19:15 (fifteen years ago) link

aw. it does sux!

lxy, Friday, 22 May 2009 22:07 (fifteen years ago) link

lxy & jergz, you should go to this:

http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/2434272/Teacher-student-couple-hold-hot-for-teacher-night

smoove operator, Saturday, 23 May 2009 01:21 (fifteen years ago) link

^ was gonna ask them about this! yes u should go

trouble child (harbl), Saturday, 23 May 2009 01:51 (fifteen years ago) link

I can't believe I am missing this!

tehresa, Saturday, 23 May 2009 03:21 (fifteen years ago) link


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