things i would post to lxy & jergins' board if i could

oh they're all fakers. sure there are plenty of closet creationists who still wanna have a lil fun.

for a looOOOOOoooong time in lolcollege a boy liked me that i did not like back but he wasn't very aggressive about it so i did sort of a bad and stupid thing and let him follow me around because everyone sucked and he helped me with my homework. after i graduated i became a facebooker and he friended me and i found out he was a mega christian, like to the extreme. i feel lucky i escaped and i sympathize with jergins.

i think maybe you are right, creationists have a bit of a wild side

lol i mean minus the christian thing that could describe like 95% of dudes at yr school.

it was a lonely lonely time

i have a close xtian friend, who recently - at the ripe old age of 26 - gave into temptation and boned her bf (they've only be together like 6 months). i felt guilty when she first told me, since i've been hounding her for the 2or3yrs i've known her to 'try before you buy'

smoove i am nervous about your impression of me based on our conversations lol.

i have an inappropriate joke reply for this, but i will save it for private chatz ;)

haha xp

this guy is actually getting married and converted to russian orthodox for girl

i was wooed by a taxonomist, one night i puffed on a cadged cigarette and said, 'i am never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, EVER going to sleep with you,' and he said he already knew that but i was still marvelous anyway.

did you ask him what category you fit into anyway, just for lols? ^_^

actually for a solid 30 seconds i thought you meant a taxidermist and i was puzzled why you would pass up this great opportunity

i did too!!!!!

i would turn down a taxonomist like no tomorrow

estela you are so harsh

am still picturing taxidermist

i am imagining taxidermist pickup lines

i slightly knew a taxidermist around that time as well, he called me 'a beautiful specimen', the only opportunity he was great for was for speeding up my sprinting.

'i'd luv to stuff u'

i should have told him to put a sock in it.

yes xp that is what i was thinking :((((((

i could probably find out what aged care facility he resides in if you would like an introduction.

good stories in this thread

max would you date a taxidermist?

i dated a (former) taxidriver.

i try not to discriminate on the basis of occupation

for example right now i am dating a furniture saleswoman

3 chairs for max

i don't think i've ever dated anyone with a weird occupation

a student loans officer dude
an unemployed bum
a dj
a concierge
a chef/gangsta-drugdealer-wannabe

my husband is a 'product specialist'

it's raining

it's tornadoing

it's raining

it's been raining for 3 days. crazy

i am calling bullshit to the bird (probably a filthy pigeon!) who pooped on my head on my way to get travel immunizations, making me cancel appointment and come back home to wash my hair. you are a bastard.

did u think 'it's raining, i just felt a very large droplet land on my head, i would definitely post about that to l&j board if i could' but then u realised it wasn't rain.

i believe my thoughts were a lot more profanity-filled.

when i went to the statue of liberty with my ex girlfriend she got pooped on

what a mix of patriotism and ire. god i loved that girl

a mix of patriotism and i rate everything!? what a keeper

i got pooped on the other day. sux.

i'm a mix of poop and i rate everything

^truthpoop bomb

it's raining.

i thought you'd all like to know:

it's raining like a goddamn motherfucker

big big thunder!!!

<3

Ugh bussux

aw. it does sux!

lxy & jergz, you should go to this:

http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/2434272/Teacher-student-couple-hold-hot-for-teacher-night

^ was gonna ask them about this! yes u should go

I can't believe I am missing this!