ok so pagans in australia are marked by their penchant for meat pies?
― trouble child (harbl), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 23:03 (fifteen years ago) link
i should have said heathens rather than pagans, i fear i have lead you up the garden path.
― estela, Wednesday, 29 April 2009 23:08 (fifteen years ago) link
that makes more sense
― trouble child (harbl), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 23:11 (fifteen years ago) link
err, don't really have any stories. she's a nice person with bad breath (and other hygiene issues), a husband, a boyfriend, and two girlfriends. some of those people have children, also.
it sounds so awful to me. jesus christ it's hard enough to have one boyfriend much less a whole houseful of "partners."
― lxy, Thursday, 30 April 2009 00:36 (fifteen years ago) link
ohgod the creationist needs to meet me, 'very important' she says. tonight might be the night i tell her to leave me the fuck alone.
― jergins, Thursday, 30 April 2009 00:55 (fifteen years ago) link
UHH that girl is CRAZY
― lxy, Thursday, 30 April 2009 00:57 (fifteen years ago) link
oh yeah, meet me at the lake. think she'll understand when i start talking about the ice age that formed the lake tens of thousands of years ago?
― jergins, Thursday, 30 April 2009 00:57 (fifteen years ago) link
oh fucky fuckfuck
― jergins, Thursday, 30 April 2009 01:00 (fifteen years ago) link
good luck jergins
― trouble child (harbl), Thursday, 30 April 2009 01:08 (fifteen years ago) link
oh jesus. (not in a holy way.)
― lxy, Thursday, 30 April 2009 01:09 (fifteen years ago) link
take her, dude
― t. silaviver, Thursday, 30 April 2009 02:13 (fifteen years ago) link
i wld probably bone a creationist but things wld get difficult if you tried getting srs. so. yeah.
― tehresa, Thursday, 30 April 2009 02:15 (fifteen years ago) link
also, good luck, jergins. perhaps tonight your creationist lady friend will meet jerkins.
― tehresa, Thursday, 30 April 2009 02:16 (fifteen years ago) link
hahashe was surprisingly adult about everything. she's getting a divorce, which is good. and then she asked if she should leave me alone. i nodded, and that was that. no tears, and she's a crazy actress girl! she told me an engine fell off a plane and we chatted a few more minutes and didn't hug and that was that.
― jergins, Thursday, 30 April 2009 02:24 (fifteen years ago) link
i always knew you were the kind of guy who probably gets stalked a lot by the ladies
― smoove operator, Thursday, 30 April 2009 02:25 (fifteen years ago) link
more than you'd think, looking at me
― jergins, Thursday, 30 April 2009 02:26 (fifteen years ago) link
i get very firm ideas about people on little-to-no actual basis in fact, and i've always thought of you as one of those guys who's simultaneously v v affectionate & personable, yet super 'mysterious', which makes a ton of chicks totally desperate for your attentions
― smoove operator, Thursday, 30 April 2009 02:31 (fifteen years ago) link
wow i sound crepey
lolz
naw that's pretty much rightbut it's only a certain kind of girl, and a-course it's the kind i don't like back
― jergins, Thursday, 30 April 2009 02:34 (fifteen years ago) link
(married-creationist-actress is pretty good shorthand for the type)
― jergins, Thursday, 30 April 2009 02:35 (fifteen years ago) link
what kind do you like?
smoove i am nervous about your impression of me based on our conversations lol.
― tehresa, Thursday, 30 April 2009 02:36 (fifteen years ago) link
― tehresa, Wednesday, April 29, 2009 10:15 PM (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink
aren't they a lot of the time no-boning-b4-marriage types though
― trouble child (harbl), Thursday, 30 April 2009 02:39 (fifteen years ago) link
maybe i just made that up
oh they're all fakers. sure there are plenty of closet creationists who still wanna have a lil fun.
― tehresa, Thursday, 30 April 2009 02:44 (fifteen years ago) link
for a looOOOOOoooong time in lolcollege a boy liked me that i did not like back but he wasn't very aggressive about it so i did sort of a bad and stupid thing and let him follow me around because everyone sucked and he helped me with my homework. after i graduated i became a facebooker and he friended me and i found out he was a mega christian, like to the extreme. i feel lucky i escaped and i sympathize with jergins.
― trouble child (harbl), Thursday, 30 April 2009 02:46 (fifteen years ago) link
i think maybe you are right, creationists have a bit of a wild side
― trouble child (harbl), Thursday, 30 April 2009 02:47 (fifteen years ago) link
lol i mean minus the christian thing that could describe like 95% of dudes at yr school.
― tehresa, Thursday, 30 April 2009 02:47 (fifteen years ago) link
it was a lonely lonely time
― trouble child (harbl), Thursday, 30 April 2009 02:49 (fifteen years ago) link
i have a close xtian friend, who recently - at the ripe old age of 26 - gave into temptation and boned her bf (they've only be together like 6 months). i felt guilty when she first told me, since i've been hounding her for the 2or3yrs i've known her to 'try before you buy'
― smoove operator, Thursday, 30 April 2009 02:49 (fifteen years ago) link
i have an inappropriate joke reply for this, but i will save it for private chatz ;)
― smoove operator, Thursday, 30 April 2009 02:50 (fifteen years ago) link
haha xp
this guy is actually getting married and converted to russian orthodox for girl
― trouble child (harbl), Thursday, 30 April 2009 02:51 (fifteen years ago) link
i was wooed by a taxonomist, one night i puffed on a cadged cigarette and said, 'i am never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, EVER going to sleep with you,' and he said he already knew that but i was still marvelous anyway.
― estela, Thursday, 30 April 2009 02:53 (fifteen years ago) link
did you ask him what category you fit into anyway, just for lols? ^_^
― trouble child (harbl), Thursday, 30 April 2009 02:55 (fifteen years ago) link
actually for a solid 30 seconds i thought you meant a taxidermist and i was puzzled why you would pass up this great opportunity
i did too!!!!!
― tehresa, Thursday, 30 April 2009 02:56 (fifteen years ago) link
i would turn down a taxonomist like no tomorrow
― trouble child (harbl), Thursday, 30 April 2009 02:59 (fifteen years ago) link
estela you are so harsh
― smoove operator, Thursday, 30 April 2009 03:02 (fifteen years ago) link
am still picturing taxidermist
― jergins, Thursday, 30 April 2009 03:02 (fifteen years ago) link
i am imagining taxidermist pickup lines
― trouble child (harbl), Thursday, 30 April 2009 03:04 (fifteen years ago) link
i slightly knew a taxidermist around that time as well, he called me 'a beautiful specimen', the only opportunity he was great for was for speeding up my sprinting.
― estela, Thursday, 30 April 2009 03:06 (fifteen years ago) link
'i'd luv to stuff u'
― tehresa, Thursday, 30 April 2009 03:10 (fifteen years ago) link
i should have told him to put a sock in it.
― estela, Thursday, 30 April 2009 03:11 (fifteen years ago) link
yes xp that is what i was thinking :((((((
― trouble child (harbl), Thursday, 30 April 2009 03:13 (fifteen years ago) link
i could probably find out what aged care facility he resides in if you would like an introduction.
― estela, Thursday, 30 April 2009 03:23 (fifteen years ago) link
good stories in this thread
― max max max max, Thursday, 30 April 2009 18:11 (fifteen years ago) link
max would you date a taxidermist?
― trouble child (harbl), Thursday, 30 April 2009 18:40 (fifteen years ago) link
i dated a (former) taxidriver.
― lxy, Thursday, 30 April 2009 18:59 (fifteen years ago) link
i try not to discriminate on the basis of occupation
― max max max max, Thursday, 30 April 2009 19:00 (fifteen years ago) link
for example right now i am dating a furniture saleswoman
― max max max max, Thursday, 30 April 2009 19:01 (fifteen years ago) link