things i would post to lxy & jergins' board if i could

lxy used to work with a polyamorist with bad breath. i bet she's got some stories

australian meat pies are a horror show, u would not worship them.

lxy tell us a story.

ok so pagans in australia are marked by their penchant for meat pies?

i should have said heathens rather than pagans, i fear i have lead you up the garden path.

that makes more sense

err, don't really have any stories. she's a nice person with bad breath (and other hygiene issues), a husband, a boyfriend, and two girlfriends. some of those people have children, also.

it sounds so awful to me. jesus christ it's hard enough to have one boyfriend much less a whole houseful of "partners."

ohgod the creationist needs to meet me, 'very important' she says. tonight might be the night i tell her to leave me the fuck alone.

UHH that girl is CRAZY

oh yeah, meet me at the lake. think she'll understand when i start talking about the ice age that formed the lake tens of thousands of years ago?

oh fucky fuckfuck

good luck jergins

oh jesus. (not in a holy way.)

take her, dude

i wld probably bone a creationist but things wld get difficult if you tried getting srs. so. yeah.

also, good luck, jergins. perhaps tonight your creationist lady friend will meet jerkins.

haha
she was surprisingly adult about everything.
she's getting a divorce, which is good. and then she asked if she should leave me alone. i nodded, and that was that. no tears, and she's a crazy actress girl!
she told me an engine fell off a plane and we chatted a few more minutes and didn't hug and that was that.

i always knew you were the kind of guy who probably gets stalked a lot by the ladies

more than you'd think, looking at me

i get very firm ideas about people on little-to-no actual basis in fact, and i've always thought of you as one of those guys who's simultaneously v v affectionate & personable, yet super 'mysterious', which makes a ton of chicks totally desperate for your attentions

wow i sound crepey

lolz

naw that's pretty much right
but it's only a certain kind of girl, and a-course it's the kind i don't like back

(married-creationist-actress is pretty good shorthand for the type)

what kind do you like?

smoove i am nervous about your impression of me based on our conversations lol.

i wld probably bone a creationist but things wld get difficult if you tried getting srs. so. yeah.

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aren't they a lot of the time no-boning-b4-marriage types though

maybe i just made that up

oh they're all fakers. sure there are plenty of closet creationists who still wanna have a lil fun.

for a looOOOOOoooong time in lolcollege a boy liked me that i did not like back but he wasn't very aggressive about it so i did sort of a bad and stupid thing and let him follow me around because everyone sucked and he helped me with my homework. after i graduated i became a facebooker and he friended me and i found out he was a mega christian, like to the extreme. i feel lucky i escaped and i sympathize with jergins.

i think maybe you are right, creationists have a bit of a wild side

lol i mean minus the christian thing that could describe like 95% of dudes at yr school.

it was a lonely lonely time

i have a close xtian friend, who recently - at the ripe old age of 26 - gave into temptation and boned her bf (they've only be together like 6 months). i felt guilty when she first told me, since i've been hounding her for the 2or3yrs i've known her to 'try before you buy'

smoove i am nervous about your impression of me based on our conversations lol.

i have an inappropriate joke reply for this, but i will save it for private chatz ;)

haha xp

this guy is actually getting married and converted to russian orthodox for girl

i was wooed by a taxonomist, one night i puffed on a cadged cigarette and said, 'i am never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, EVER going to sleep with you,' and he said he already knew that but i was still marvelous anyway.

did you ask him what category you fit into anyway, just for lols? ^_^

actually for a solid 30 seconds i thought you meant a taxidermist and i was puzzled why you would pass up this great opportunity

i did too!!!!!

i would turn down a taxonomist like no tomorrow

estela you are so harsh

am still picturing taxidermist

i am imagining taxidermist pickup lines

i slightly knew a taxidermist around that time as well, he called me 'a beautiful specimen', the only opportunity he was great for was for speeding up my sprinting.

'i'd luv to stuff u'

i should have told him to put a sock in it.

yes xp that is what i was thinking :((((((

i could probably find out what aged care facility he resides in if you would like an introduction.

good stories in this thread

max would you date a taxidermist?