things i would post to lxy & jergins' board if i could

what did u delete?

sngelitos!

snugglins

slankelitos

first person to admit they've eaten skankitos gets a gold star

and we're back to calling bullshit

because questions for the experts is now just for the expert i feel okay about asking this here. serious question: would you, could you, date a creationist?

i was going to say i wouldn't, couldn't, but then i thought about some of the overlooking i have done so my best answer is, i hope not.

no but i am very picky/judgmental

also if they are a creationist they probably have lots of other crazy ideas like ideas about ladies that are bad

creationism isn't so big around here but there is an embarrassment of riches of pagans with crazy bad ideas about ladies.

i'm imagining menstrual blood incantations or
the feast of the radiant sunmother

can you explain them? or post a picture of one?

do you mean like polyamorists and whatever

your visions are too exciting for queensland, i was talking about misogynists with high blood pressure chomping on a pie.

what does that have to do with paganism?!?! i would date someone who worshipped pie

most guys do worship pie btw

lxy used to work with a polyamorist with bad breath. i bet she's got some stories

australian meat pies are a horror show, u would not worship them.

lxy tell us a story.

ok so pagans in australia are marked by their penchant for meat pies?

i should have said heathens rather than pagans, i fear i have lead you up the garden path.

that makes more sense

err, don't really have any stories. she's a nice person with bad breath (and other hygiene issues), a husband, a boyfriend, and two girlfriends. some of those people have children, also.

it sounds so awful to me. jesus christ it's hard enough to have one boyfriend much less a whole houseful of "partners."

ohgod the creationist needs to meet me, 'very important' she says. tonight might be the night i tell her to leave me the fuck alone.

UHH that girl is CRAZY

oh yeah, meet me at the lake. think she'll understand when i start talking about the ice age that formed the lake tens of thousands of years ago?

oh fucky fuckfuck

good luck jergins

oh jesus. (not in a holy way.)

take her, dude

i wld probably bone a creationist but things wld get difficult if you tried getting srs. so. yeah.

also, good luck, jergins. perhaps tonight your creationist lady friend will meet jerkins.

haha
she was surprisingly adult about everything.
she's getting a divorce, which is good. and then she asked if she should leave me alone. i nodded, and that was that. no tears, and she's a crazy actress girl!
she told me an engine fell off a plane and we chatted a few more minutes and didn't hug and that was that.

i always knew you were the kind of guy who probably gets stalked a lot by the ladies

more than you'd think, looking at me

i get very firm ideas about people on little-to-no actual basis in fact, and i've always thought of you as one of those guys who's simultaneously v v affectionate & personable, yet super 'mysterious', which makes a ton of chicks totally desperate for your attentions

wow i sound crepey

lolz

naw that's pretty much right
but it's only a certain kind of girl, and a-course it's the kind i don't like back

(married-creationist-actress is pretty good shorthand for the type)

what kind do you like?

smoove i am nervous about your impression of me based on our conversations lol.

i wld probably bone a creationist but things wld get difficult if you tried getting srs. so. yeah.

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aren't they a lot of the time no-boning-b4-marriage types though

maybe i just made that up

oh they're all fakers. sure there are plenty of closet creationists who still wanna have a lil fun.

for a looOOOOOoooong time in lolcollege a boy liked me that i did not like back but he wasn't very aggressive about it so i did sort of a bad and stupid thing and let him follow me around because everyone sucked and he helped me with my homework. after i graduated i became a facebooker and he friended me and i found out he was a mega christian, like to the extreme. i feel lucky i escaped and i sympathize with jergins.

i think maybe you are right, creationists have a bit of a wild side

lol i mean minus the christian thing that could describe like 95% of dudes at yr school.

it was a lonely lonely time

i have a close xtian friend, who recently - at the ripe old age of 26 - gave into temptation and boned her bf (they've only be together like 6 months). i felt guilty when she first told me, since i've been hounding her for the 2or3yrs i've known her to 'try before you buy'