things i would post to lxy & jergins' board if i could

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came back from run and there was mama raccoon in a trap going aaaaahghghghghghghghsssss at me. babies are panicking in a corner of the attic ://///////

trouble child (harbl), Friday, 24 April 2009 01:39 (fifteen years ago) link

i would be paralysed with indecision if i had an outfit like that in my house.

estela, Friday, 24 April 2009 02:18 (fifteen years ago) link

lol my landlord had her outside in the trap and was going to wait for the babies to get trapped so he could release them together (because if you call animal control they don't let them go, they have to kill them) so he left. then he must have been paralyzed with indecision too because he came back and brought the whole trap back to the attic so they could be a family again until the kids get caught. he said when he drove up he could see them looking out the attic window at him!

trouble child (harbl), Friday, 24 April 2009 02:25 (fifteen years ago) link

it's too much.

estela, Friday, 24 April 2009 02:35 (fifteen years ago) link

i bet they had little frowns on their faces.

estela, Friday, 24 April 2009 02:35 (fifteen years ago) link

if i could i would find the correct thread for registering false dismay about getting sweary texts from a certain someon<3.

estela, Saturday, 25 April 2009 01:17 (fifteen years ago) link

massive amounts of bullshit to call but i can't really do it on the internets!!!!!!!!

tehresa, Monday, 27 April 2009 17:03 (fifteen years ago) link

bullshit: cat power covering 'sngelitos negros'
noooooooooo

tehresa, Tuesday, 28 April 2009 03:56 (fifteen years ago) link

make that *angelitos

tehresa, Tuesday, 28 April 2009 03:57 (fifteen years ago) link

what did u delete?

tehresa, Tuesday, 28 April 2009 04:05 (fifteen years ago) link

sngelitos!

max max max max, Tuesday, 28 April 2009 12:02 (fifteen years ago) link

snugglins

trouble child (harbl), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 13:28 (fifteen years ago) link

slankelitos

tehresa, Tuesday, 28 April 2009 15:36 (fifteen years ago) link

first person to admit they've eaten skankitos gets a gold star

jergins, Tuesday, 28 April 2009 16:14 (fifteen years ago) link

and we're back to calling bullshit

lxy, Tuesday, 28 April 2009 16:23 (fifteen years ago) link

because questions for the experts is now just for the expert i feel okay about asking this here. serious question: would you, could you, date a creationist?

jergins, Wednesday, 29 April 2009 22:02 (fifteen years ago) link

i was going to say i wouldn't, couldn't, but then i thought about some of the overlooking i have done so my best answer is, i hope not.

estela, Wednesday, 29 April 2009 22:07 (fifteen years ago) link

no but i am very picky/judgmental

trouble child (harbl), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 22:22 (fifteen years ago) link

also if they are a creationist they probably have lots of other crazy ideas like ideas about ladies that are bad

trouble child (harbl), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 22:24 (fifteen years ago) link

creationism isn't so big around here but there is an embarrassment of riches of pagans with crazy bad ideas about ladies.

estela, Wednesday, 29 April 2009 22:32 (fifteen years ago) link

i'm imagining menstrual blood incantations or
the feast of the radiant sunmother

jergins, Wednesday, 29 April 2009 22:35 (fifteen years ago) link

can you explain them? or post a picture of one?

trouble child (harbl), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 22:37 (fifteen years ago) link

do you mean like polyamorists and whatever

trouble child (harbl), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 22:37 (fifteen years ago) link

your visions are too exciting for queensland, i was talking about misogynists with high blood pressure chomping on a pie.

estela, Wednesday, 29 April 2009 22:49 (fifteen years ago) link

what does that have to do with paganism?!?! i would date someone who worshipped pie

trouble child (harbl), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 22:50 (fifteen years ago) link

most guys do worship pie btw

jergins, Wednesday, 29 April 2009 22:51 (fifteen years ago) link

lxy used to work with a polyamorist with bad breath. i bet she's got some stories

jergins, Wednesday, 29 April 2009 22:52 (fifteen years ago) link

australian meat pies are a horror show, u would not worship them.

estela, Wednesday, 29 April 2009 22:56 (fifteen years ago) link

lxy tell us a story.

estela, Wednesday, 29 April 2009 22:59 (fifteen years ago) link

ok so pagans in australia are marked by their penchant for meat pies?

trouble child (harbl), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 23:03 (fifteen years ago) link

i should have said heathens rather than pagans, i fear i have lead you up the garden path.

estela, Wednesday, 29 April 2009 23:08 (fifteen years ago) link

that makes more sense

trouble child (harbl), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 23:11 (fifteen years ago) link

err, don't really have any stories. she's a nice person with bad breath (and other hygiene issues), a husband, a boyfriend, and two girlfriends. some of those people have children, also.

it sounds so awful to me. jesus christ it's hard enough to have one boyfriend much less a whole houseful of "partners."

lxy, Thursday, 30 April 2009 00:36 (fifteen years ago) link

ohgod the creationist needs to meet me, 'very important' she says. tonight might be the night i tell her to leave me the fuck alone.

jergins, Thursday, 30 April 2009 00:55 (fifteen years ago) link

UHH that girl is CRAZY

lxy, Thursday, 30 April 2009 00:57 (fifteen years ago) link

oh yeah, meet me at the lake. think she'll understand when i start talking about the ice age that formed the lake tens of thousands of years ago?

jergins, Thursday, 30 April 2009 00:57 (fifteen years ago) link

oh fucky fuckfuck

jergins, Thursday, 30 April 2009 01:00 (fifteen years ago) link

good luck jergins

trouble child (harbl), Thursday, 30 April 2009 01:08 (fifteen years ago) link

oh jesus. (not in a holy way.)

lxy, Thursday, 30 April 2009 01:09 (fifteen years ago) link

take her, dude

t. silaviver, Thursday, 30 April 2009 02:13 (fifteen years ago) link

i wld probably bone a creationist but things wld get difficult if you tried getting srs. so. yeah.

tehresa, Thursday, 30 April 2009 02:15 (fifteen years ago) link

also, good luck, jergins. perhaps tonight your creationist lady friend will meet jerkins.

tehresa, Thursday, 30 April 2009 02:16 (fifteen years ago) link

haha
she was surprisingly adult about everything.
she's getting a divorce, which is good. and then she asked if she should leave me alone. i nodded, and that was that. no tears, and she's a crazy actress girl!
she told me an engine fell off a plane and we chatted a few more minutes and didn't hug and that was that.

jergins, Thursday, 30 April 2009 02:24 (fifteen years ago) link

i always knew you were the kind of guy who probably gets stalked a lot by the ladies

smoove operator, Thursday, 30 April 2009 02:25 (fifteen years ago) link

more than you'd think, looking at me

jergins, Thursday, 30 April 2009 02:26 (fifteen years ago) link

i get very firm ideas about people on little-to-no actual basis in fact, and i've always thought of you as one of those guys who's simultaneously v v affectionate & personable, yet super 'mysterious', which makes a ton of chicks totally desperate for your attentions

smoove operator, Thursday, 30 April 2009 02:31 (fifteen years ago) link

wow i sound crepey

smoove operator, Thursday, 30 April 2009 02:31 (fifteen years ago) link

lolz

smoove operator, Thursday, 30 April 2009 02:31 (fifteen years ago) link

naw that's pretty much right
but it's only a certain kind of girl, and a-course it's the kind i don't like back

jergins, Thursday, 30 April 2009 02:34 (fifteen years ago) link

(married-creationist-actress is pretty good shorthand for the type)

jergins, Thursday, 30 April 2009 02:35 (fifteen years ago) link


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