came back from run and there was mama raccoon in a trap going aaaaahghghghghghghghsssss at me. babies are panicking in a corner of the attic ://///////
― trouble child (harbl), Friday, 24 April 2009 01:39 (fifteen years ago) link
i would be paralysed with indecision if i had an outfit like that in my house.
― estela, Friday, 24 April 2009 02:18 (fifteen years ago) link
lol my landlord had her outside in the trap and was going to wait for the babies to get trapped so he could release them together (because if you call animal control they don't let them go, they have to kill them) so he left. then he must have been paralyzed with indecision too because he came back and brought the whole trap back to the attic so they could be a family again until the kids get caught. he said when he drove up he could see them looking out the attic window at him!
― trouble child (harbl), Friday, 24 April 2009 02:25 (fifteen years ago) link
it's too much.
― estela, Friday, 24 April 2009 02:35 (fifteen years ago) link
i bet they had little frowns on their faces.
if i could i would find the correct thread for registering false dismay about getting sweary texts from a certain someon<3.
― estela, Saturday, 25 April 2009 01:17 (fifteen years ago) link
massive amounts of bullshit to call but i can't really do it on the internets!!!!!!!!
― tehresa, Monday, 27 April 2009 17:03 (fifteen years ago) link
bullshit: cat power covering 'sngelitos negros'noooooooooo
― tehresa, Tuesday, 28 April 2009 03:56 (fifteen years ago) link
make that *angelitos
― tehresa, Tuesday, 28 April 2009 03:57 (fifteen years ago) link
what did u delete?
― tehresa, Tuesday, 28 April 2009 04:05 (fifteen years ago) link
sngelitos!
― max max max max, Tuesday, 28 April 2009 12:02 (fifteen years ago) link
snugglins
― trouble child (harbl), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 13:28 (fifteen years ago) link
slankelitos
― tehresa, Tuesday, 28 April 2009 15:36 (fifteen years ago) link
first person to admit they've eaten skankitos gets a gold star
― jergins, Tuesday, 28 April 2009 16:14 (fifteen years ago) link
and we're back to calling bullshit
― lxy, Tuesday, 28 April 2009 16:23 (fifteen years ago) link
because questions for the experts is now just for the expert i feel okay about asking this here. serious question: would you, could you, date a creationist?
― jergins, Wednesday, 29 April 2009 22:02 (fifteen years ago) link
i was going to say i wouldn't, couldn't, but then i thought about some of the overlooking i have done so my best answer is, i hope not.
― estela, Wednesday, 29 April 2009 22:07 (fifteen years ago) link
no but i am very picky/judgmental
― trouble child (harbl), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 22:22 (fifteen years ago) link
also if they are a creationist they probably have lots of other crazy ideas like ideas about ladies that are bad
― trouble child (harbl), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 22:24 (fifteen years ago) link
creationism isn't so big around here but there is an embarrassment of riches of pagans with crazy bad ideas about ladies.
― estela, Wednesday, 29 April 2009 22:32 (fifteen years ago) link
i'm imagining menstrual blood incantations orthe feast of the radiant sunmother
― jergins, Wednesday, 29 April 2009 22:35 (fifteen years ago) link
can you explain them? or post a picture of one?
― trouble child (harbl), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 22:37 (fifteen years ago) link
do you mean like polyamorists and whatever
your visions are too exciting for queensland, i was talking about misogynists with high blood pressure chomping on a pie.
― estela, Wednesday, 29 April 2009 22:49 (fifteen years ago) link
what does that have to do with paganism?!?! i would date someone who worshipped pie
― trouble child (harbl), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 22:50 (fifteen years ago) link
most guys do worship pie btw
― jergins, Wednesday, 29 April 2009 22:51 (fifteen years ago) link
lxy used to work with a polyamorist with bad breath. i bet she's got some stories
― jergins, Wednesday, 29 April 2009 22:52 (fifteen years ago) link
australian meat pies are a horror show, u would not worship them.
― estela, Wednesday, 29 April 2009 22:56 (fifteen years ago) link
lxy tell us a story.
― estela, Wednesday, 29 April 2009 22:59 (fifteen years ago) link
ok so pagans in australia are marked by their penchant for meat pies?
― trouble child (harbl), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 23:03 (fifteen years ago) link
i should have said heathens rather than pagans, i fear i have lead you up the garden path.
― estela, Wednesday, 29 April 2009 23:08 (fifteen years ago) link
that makes more sense
― trouble child (harbl), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 23:11 (fifteen years ago) link
err, don't really have any stories. she's a nice person with bad breath (and other hygiene issues), a husband, a boyfriend, and two girlfriends. some of those people have children, also.
it sounds so awful to me. jesus christ it's hard enough to have one boyfriend much less a whole houseful of "partners."
― lxy, Thursday, 30 April 2009 00:36 (fifteen years ago) link
ohgod the creationist needs to meet me, 'very important' she says. tonight might be the night i tell her to leave me the fuck alone.
― jergins, Thursday, 30 April 2009 00:55 (fifteen years ago) link
UHH that girl is CRAZY
― lxy, Thursday, 30 April 2009 00:57 (fifteen years ago) link
oh yeah, meet me at the lake. think she'll understand when i start talking about the ice age that formed the lake tens of thousands of years ago?
― jergins, Thursday, 30 April 2009 00:57 (fifteen years ago) link
oh fucky fuckfuck
― jergins, Thursday, 30 April 2009 01:00 (fifteen years ago) link
good luck jergins
― trouble child (harbl), Thursday, 30 April 2009 01:08 (fifteen years ago) link
oh jesus. (not in a holy way.)
― lxy, Thursday, 30 April 2009 01:09 (fifteen years ago) link
take her, dude
― t. silaviver, Thursday, 30 April 2009 02:13 (fifteen years ago) link
i wld probably bone a creationist but things wld get difficult if you tried getting srs. so. yeah.
― tehresa, Thursday, 30 April 2009 02:15 (fifteen years ago) link
also, good luck, jergins. perhaps tonight your creationist lady friend will meet jerkins.
― tehresa, Thursday, 30 April 2009 02:16 (fifteen years ago) link
hahashe was surprisingly adult about everything. she's getting a divorce, which is good. and then she asked if she should leave me alone. i nodded, and that was that. no tears, and she's a crazy actress girl! she told me an engine fell off a plane and we chatted a few more minutes and didn't hug and that was that.
― jergins, Thursday, 30 April 2009 02:24 (fifteen years ago) link
i always knew you were the kind of guy who probably gets stalked a lot by the ladies
― smoove operator, Thursday, 30 April 2009 02:25 (fifteen years ago) link
more than you'd think, looking at me
― jergins, Thursday, 30 April 2009 02:26 (fifteen years ago) link
i get very firm ideas about people on little-to-no actual basis in fact, and i've always thought of you as one of those guys who's simultaneously v v affectionate & personable, yet super 'mysterious', which makes a ton of chicks totally desperate for your attentions
― smoove operator, Thursday, 30 April 2009 02:31 (fifteen years ago) link
wow i sound crepey
lolz
naw that's pretty much rightbut it's only a certain kind of girl, and a-course it's the kind i don't like back
― jergins, Thursday, 30 April 2009 02:34 (fifteen years ago) link
(married-creationist-actress is pretty good shorthand for the type)
― jergins, Thursday, 30 April 2009 02:35 (fifteen years ago) link