things i would post to lxy & jergins' board if i could

http://www.ilxor.com/ilxstyles.html

yeah i would also like it to make it like every post begins "hey guess what, "

hey guess what, that would suck.

that was a working example.

hey guess what, i just had a stringy overripe banana that looked young but wasn't, it was terrible;_;

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lol

:(

callin bullshit on a broken vacuum cleaner!

calling huge loads of bullshit on A train not running btw utica & jay

O_o

i would post about how the first mile of my run no thanks to lingbert on the old final lolution thread i had this in my head

god he has such a smooth baritone voice.

the invisible basketball is so great, and his vest also

srsly anyone hatin on roundball rock should be forced to sit and watch that pussycat dolls shit for all eternity w/ their eyes held open clockwork orange style.

roundball rock is a stone classic

my favorite ever conan episode was the one after nbc lost the nba contract and he was like the real tragedy is that roundball rock is gonna be retired... but i think there are places where it can be used... and then he played this montage of like jurassic park, edward scissorhands, charlie brown christmas all with the roundball rock music

what he needed to do was mix that into his chuck norris lever and gone to town.

a list of things that max and i both like:

1. roundball rock
2. baz luhrman's romeo and juliet
2a. accompanying soundtrack

i think thats an incomplete list

please feel free to add to it.

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drinks thread:
i am having a drink.

guys did you realize we did the banana thing once before?
http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=58&threadid=326#unread

i think that is the grapefruit thing????

it is but it deviates to banana talk mid-thread

harbl, how do you feel about grapefruits?

are you trying to flush lingbert out, if so i hope it works.

i feel pretty good about grapefruits but i think they're inconvenient

they are a bit cumbersome!
i think they are tasty in a unique way.

xpost estela i don't think it will work!

i had a salad with grapefruit the other night

also buttered lettuce and curried almonds i found it delicious

that sounds like an amazing combo!

wait buttered lettuce? gross.

sorry--not buttered lettuce

butter lettuce

and it was really good, the best part of meal at brooklyn restarant the general greene

btw grapefruits allegedly will give you breast cancer

jealousy is an unattractive quality in an orb.

i would like to call bullshit on people protesting in the city's largest intersection that every bus goes through and making the buses a billion minutes late so there were 50 people at the bus stop. i don't know what they were protesting but whatever it was i don't support them. unless they had a union rat, which i didn't see

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a list of words/phrases floating around my office today:
1. sadistic
2. power play
3. spirit murder
4. crazy
5. insane
6. anxiety junky

what is a union rat

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=44&threadid=70453

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=44&threadid=70453#unread

dohhhhh

do they not have union rat in other countries? that's why america is the best

you guys are sick

SCAB!

i wonder if anyone has ever stabbed and deflated a union rat, you know to prove a point

wld lol

you know what is weird/creepy: i just plugged my contacts into twitter and am now following lxy (lol yr "tweets" are so fascinating!!). it creeps me out that once people have yr email address they can find you ANYWHERE ON THE INTERNETS. lucky i use about 6 different email addresses.

and how creepy is facebook: i tried to remove my last name from my profile because i'm getting paranoid about Big Brother now that we're about to start immigration bullshit, and it wouldn't let me!!!!! so i had to go thru all my wall-to-wall msgs and make sure i hadn't said anything dodgy, and then sort thru my whole inbox.