Max pot-bellied pig

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Earlier this year Clooney took the pig for a flight in John Travolta's private jet, declaring afterwards that Max "absolutely loved it".

this just confirms what i already suspected about Clooney being the coolest fucker alive.

sede vacante (blueski), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 12:35 (seventeen years ago) link

tho he would be disqualified if he didn't insist on customised gloves and helmet for Max first.

sede vacante (blueski), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 12:36 (seventeen years ago) link

Travolta will be capitalising on all the pig loss vulnerability with some high end Scientology grooming.

nu_onimo (nu_onimo), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 12:50 (seventeen years ago) link

they failed to mention the travolta got all hopped up on lemoncello and made sweaty passionate barbarino love to the pig.

thebingo (thebingo), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 13:29 (seventeen years ago) link

here piggy piggy

http://i12.tinypic.com/479weg4.jpg

nu_onimo (nu_onimo), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 13:33 (seventeen years ago) link

NSFLife

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 13:40 (seventeen years ago) link

Here piggy piggy...

http://www.port.hu/picture/instance_1/43510_1.jpg

Lance Rock (pullapartgirl), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 13:40 (seventeen years ago) link

I seem to fck up photos every time i put them up so can someone put a photo of Max up so we can have something nice to look at on this thread?

Ned T.Rifle (Ned T.Rifle), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 14:10 (seventeen years ago) link

http://static.flickr.com/37/106687035_dd71261557_o.jpg

nu_onimo (nu_onimo), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 14:20 (seventeen years ago) link

George and the pig! Nice. Thanks.

Ned T.Rifle (Ned T.Rifle), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 14:21 (seventeen years ago) link

In younger days:

http://www.zooland.ro/admin/_files/newsannounce/george_clooney_max.jpg

ledge (ledge), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 14:21 (seventeen years ago) link

they met as co-stars on a failed buddy/cop show pilot for ABC, Bingo N' Bacon

latebloomer! (clonefeed), Tuesday, 5 December 2006 14:29 (seventeen years ago) link

two years pass...

"I think Max covered all my pig needs"

tehresa, Wednesday, 4 February 2009 15:16 (fifteen years ago) link

you think??

max max max max, Wednesday, 4 February 2009 15:22 (fifteen years ago) link

three months pass...

i like your blog max it makes me laugh and the songs are good

jergins, Thursday, 21 May 2009 03:34 (fifteen years ago) link

XD thx homie

max max max max, Thursday, 21 May 2009 11:43 (fifteen years ago) link

Great site.

trouble child (harbl), Thursday, 21 May 2009 13:46 (fifteen years ago) link

i subscribed not knowing it was you--found a link somewhere--and then figured it out

jergins, Thursday, 21 May 2009 17:00 (fifteen years ago) link

haha really?

max max max max, Thursday, 21 May 2009 19:06 (fifteen years ago) link

its not just me btw--half the posts are ilx poster "san frandisco"

max max max max, Thursday, 21 May 2009 19:06 (fifteen years ago) link

aah, that's who that is. he likes the revenge so i like him.

jergins, Thursday, 21 May 2009 19:21 (fifteen years ago) link

what's it called?

lxy, Thursday, 21 May 2009 19:52 (fifteen years ago) link

http://horndogblog.blogspot.net

jergins, Thursday, 21 May 2009 20:39 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah we went to college 2gether. he throws parties w/ jaxon in sf now. sort of. good kid.

max max max max, Thursday, 21 May 2009 20:54 (fifteen years ago) link

what's it called?

― lxy, Thursday, May 21, 2009 12:52 PM

lxy, Thursday, 21 May 2009 21:46 (fifteen years ago) link

blog cool boy

t. silaviver, Friday, 22 May 2009 08:09 (fifteen years ago) link

discohorror

max max max max, Friday, 22 May 2009 13:52 (fifteen years ago) link

two months pass...

hey max when you took women in mathematics who did you learn about? did you learn about Grandma COBOL?

spite n ease (harbl), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 20:47 (fifteen years ago) link

i dont really remember tbh

max max max max, Wednesday, 12 August 2009 20:48 (fifteen years ago) link

hypatia and some other broads

max max max max, Wednesday, 12 August 2009 20:48 (fifteen years ago) link

i interviewed a smokin professional mathematician named er1ka c4macho

max max max max, Wednesday, 12 August 2009 20:48 (fifteen years ago) link

I hope you learned about Mary Somerville (disclaimer: a distant relative of mine) - nearly got herself locked up for studying math.

jaq, Wednesday, 12 August 2009 20:58 (fifteen years ago) link

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0c/GraceHopper.jpg
^ grandma COBOL

spite n ease (harbl), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 21:00 (fifteen years ago) link

did you learn about winnie cooper aka danica mckellar aka winnie cooper?

te,he (tehresa), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 23:47 (fifteen years ago) link

oops i aka'd twice!

te,he (tehresa), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 23:47 (fifteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

max did you quit your job yet? when do you leave?

jergins, Friday, 28 August 2009 18:08 (fifteen years ago) link

i quit a while ago, ive been illin at my parents house doing a little bit of writing. i leave for croatia on the 6th.

max max max max, Friday, 28 August 2009 18:23 (fifteen years ago) link

i just quit! i go to australia on the 20th. look at us, doin cool shit, throwin off the yoke

jergins, Friday, 28 August 2009 18:31 (fifteen years ago) link

congrats, guys.

i am in hell.

te,he (tehresa), Friday, 28 August 2009 21:54 (fifteen years ago) link

hey congrats j bird

max max max max, Saturday, 29 August 2009 12:08 (fifteen years ago) link

sorry t

max max max max, Saturday, 29 August 2009 12:08 (fifteen years ago) link

hey max i drove through your hometown last week on the way to my parents'. not sure why but my brother thinks it's a good shortcut to go through princeton so i said ok. i don't think i saw you though, did you see me?

spite n ease (harbl), Sunday, 30 August 2009 13:32 (fifteen years ago) link

yep

max max max max, Sunday, 30 August 2009 14:31 (fifteen years ago) link

:)

spite n ease (harbl), Sunday, 30 August 2009 14:47 (fifteen years ago) link

we drove past BAGELS 4 U

spite n ease (harbl), Sunday, 30 August 2009 17:34 (fifteen years ago) link

theres no bagels 4 u in princeton

max max max max, Sunday, 30 August 2009 18:45 (fifteen years ago) link

this was outside princeton, not sure where though

spite n ease (harbl), Sunday, 30 August 2009 19:10 (fifteen years ago) link

likely raritan

spite n ease (harbl), Sunday, 30 August 2009 19:11 (fifteen years ago) link

hillsborough?

max max max max, Sunday, 30 August 2009 19:18 (fifteen years ago) link

thats the only one i know of

max max max max, Sunday, 30 August 2009 19:18 (fifteen years ago) link

i dont fuck with bagels 4 u

max max max max, Sunday, 30 August 2009 19:18 (fifteen years ago) link

bagel barn is my shit

max max max max, Sunday, 30 August 2009 19:18 (fifteen years ago) link

lol: http://www.thebagelbarn.com/

max max max max, Sunday, 30 August 2009 19:18 (fifteen years ago) link

owned

jergins, Sunday, 30 August 2009 20:37 (fifteen years ago) link

four weeks pass...

did something in croatia *blow your mind*?

jergins, Tuesday, 29 September 2009 00:03 (fifteen years ago) link

top 5:

http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs243.snc1/9021_529102562206_14500014_31489977_4065735_n.jpg
cliffside bar in dubrovnik

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=31489980&id=14500014
sunset in korcula

http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs243.snc1/9021_529102542246_14500014_31489974_5247864_n.jpg
olafur eliasson exhibition on lopud

stuffed goose neck and potatoes fried in goose fat with cabbage noodles from jewish-hungarian restaurant 'fulemule' in budapest

national parks on mljet island and at the plitvice lakes

max max max max, Tuesday, 29 September 2009 00:25 (fifteen years ago) link

sunset on korcula: http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs243.snc1/9021_529102577176_14500014_31489980_34184_n.jpg

putting up the non-iphone photos tonight i think

max max max max, Tuesday, 29 September 2009 00:26 (fifteen years ago) link

^_^

te,he (tehresa), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 00:29 (fifteen years ago) link

goodpix. beer/sea pic is so nice. glad to be where i am but that's one of those where you're all "oh, perfect spot, want"

jergins, Tuesday, 29 September 2009 05:26 (fifteen years ago) link

beer is twice as expensive there as it is at any other bar in dubrovnik and six times as expensive as from the supermarket but we sat there for like 3 and a half hours right before sunset just ~~~marinating~~~ while they played serbian folk songs like some kind of gibberish beach boys:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98PpXotsx4Y&feature=related

max max max max, Tuesday, 29 September 2009 09:18 (fifteen years ago) link

<3 i'm glad you had a beautiful time, max.

estela, Tuesday, 29 September 2009 11:12 (fifteen years ago) link

i need to go somewhere intersting.

te,he (tehresa), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 13:58 (fifteen years ago) link

http://maxread.net/hrvatska/

^^ pixx

we were originally gonna bring aris digital cam + the fujifilm instapix camera that took all those photos but we couldnt find it before we left... kinda sucks that we only have like 40/50 pics of the whole trip but it was a sort of interesting exercise since shooting w/ instant developing film like that is really limiting. no night pics obviously.

max max max max, Tuesday, 29 September 2009 14:49 (fifteen years ago) link

one month passes...

this is one of the best replies in the history of ILX:

nothing beats a paper mill

― mookieproof, Tuesday, January 6, 2009 7:45 PM

except a scissors mill

― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Tuesday, January 6, 2009 7:57 PM

lxy, Wednesday, 4 November 2009 19:41 (fourteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

oh shit i just realized the sandbox forgot to celebrate maxs pot-bellied birthday

happy belated birthday to you
happy belated birthday to you
happy belated birthday dear max
happy belated birthday to you
and many more

lxy, Saturday, 21 November 2009 22:42 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

dad: max max max max max max max
dad: cause he's a maximum kind of guy

tehresa, Thursday, 14 January 2010 02:25 (fourteen years ago) link

ya

max max max max, Thursday, 14 January 2010 14:06 (fourteen years ago) link

ten months pass...

MAXIMUM KIND OF GUY

lxy, Thursday, 9 December 2010 22:07 (thirteen years ago) link

eleven months pass...

*gives thumbs up*

max max max max, Monday, 28 November 2011 13:24 (twelve years ago) link

It is a long road that has no turning.

Aimless, Monday, 28 November 2011 15:19 (twelve years ago) link

five months pass...

our max has hit the big time

http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8023/7128567637_2cf4dbe2b2_z.jpg

congratulations, max

lxy, Monday, 30 April 2012 15:25 (twelve years ago) link

not verified

t. silaviver, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 04:47 (twelve years ago) link

three months pass...

file under When Worlds Collide:

my department launched a twitter account yesterday. it's not linked on our website yet, but we announced its existence to about 600 new students as a ps in an email telling them about other (more pressing) stuff.

this morning we have two followers:

someone's mom, who follows us and steve martin; she's never tweeted.

and

some blogger dude who lives in austin and follows a buncha bunch of accounts including

our own max read.

lxy, Thursday, 9 August 2012 16:09 (twelve years ago) link


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